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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.

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Love you.

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You to turn the mouth the turn.

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Speaker 2 (01:55):
Come come on you'll think that I sure will.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me down one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Man o, man o, man, I just I have to
tell you this. How good is the God I serve?

Speaker 7 (02:25):
How amazing is he? That's that's all I you know.
And you know what, really, man, when I try to
explain how I feel about what he does for me, really,
the words that I come up with, that they just
they they inadequate. Man, They don't they don't cut it.
They really don't. You know, I could say amazing. At

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one time, I even just got that. I tried something
real ignorant. One time, I just said, you know, God
is just super captual, fragilistic as be all adocious.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I just tried that. See how that felt that's that's
all to change. He is with me. I just try
to because see how that felt.

Speaker 7 (02:59):
But then I ain't feel right saying that's the fact
that he's amazing and awesome and he's an awesome God.
You hear people say that is it's bigger than that too, man.
So you know, as hard as I try, no matter
what I do every day, I'm gonna come up short
with trying to explain to you exactly how he works
and how he is for me.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
So I just thank him that every day every chance
I get.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Here.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
It is.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
It is your determination and your effort. Listen to me carefully.
It is your determination and your effort. I think that
the average person, and I'm not knocking you, I just
want you to hear me out. I think what stops
the average person from becoming successful is that we don't

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realize the effort that it takes. And that's just truth.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
I found that to be so true in my life
and my talking to people and meeting people, and people
aren't asking me questions about it and me trying to
figure out the way myself. I don't think that you
really can comprehend the effort that it takes to become successful.
This is the thing that you have to wrap your

(04:17):
mind around very quickly if you want to be successful
on any level in any area. The dream is the beginning.
Good Lord, let me tell you something. The determination and
effort is massive. You cannot be overly concerned with sleep.

(04:37):
If you are a person who is always concerned about
sleep gets success out your mind. Ain't finna happen, partner,
It's not finn happen. You cannot be that concerned about sleep.
Now listen to me. You have to get your rest.
But this was my philosophy. I'm just sharing you with

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what how I did it. My philosophy was I stopped
being concerned about sleep. I got my rest, but I
got just enough to get back to it, and I
got back on the grind to hop in the hustle.
I got just enough rest so I could go and

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put forth some more effort.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
But listen to me.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
You cannot sleep a third of your life away and
expect to become successful. If you're not already successful. If
you are asleep for eight hours, that is a third
of your day. You cannot be asleep a third of
your life and expect to get successful. Now, after you
get successful. You know, you learn as you go to

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work smarter, not harder. So as you get successful, you
may have eight hours available to you. But on the
way up there, I don't see how you can do it.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I promise you. I don't. Now, maybe somebody can come
for it.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
I did it.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hey, yeah, probably lying. But okay, tell your story.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Because everybody I know that's successful that I've sat down
and had real talks with they wasn't concerned with sleeping.
You cannot be concerned with sleeping if you want to
be successful.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
How can this happen for you? Listen to me.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
The effort that it requires is massive. It's an all
out of salt on your dream. Now you got to
make an assault. It requires an all out of salt
on it. And you can't be sleeping. Fight at the
same time. You can't fight when you sleep. Man, I
wish I could get y'all understand this right here. Understand
that the effort that is required to be successful will

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take everything you have, and when you think you've given
your all, it's gonna require some more.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
The quality of your chield is amazing.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
See okay, listen to what is sitting around having a
bill day faux what but they're sitting around smoking weed
for every day phone.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Come on, man, for.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Real, But if you took that beer, drinking weeds, smoking
chill time and applied it to progressing yourself towards your dream.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
When you do carve out.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Of vacation, guess where you be able to go. Guess
what part of the world you can go see? Guess
how you can cheer now now instead of you just
driving Every year your family to the family union, sit
at the same picnic table. Everybody pull they money in
two ten families don't never pool they money in.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
They down there eating like y'all eating.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
You got attitude cause cause the day or day side
don't have a chip in or know they down there
eating the extra potatoes at it making place.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
You're not arguing about this every year?

Speaker 6 (07:47):
For real?

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Man, They ain't got the T shirt money. You know,
they got the same T shirt on. They ain't put
in that really, man, so so so so so you
want that to be it every year? Or do you
want this year? I'm taking my family to New Orleans. Oh,
I'm taking my family see the Grand Canyon. I'm taking
my family down to the beach this year. Me and

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me and my family gonna go sight see. We're gonna
go ride a couple of river on Chicago. Me and
my family gonna go skiing this year. Me and me
and my family going out to La Man we go.
We're gonna go out there for a weekend. You know,
you know it can happen like that. But if you
ain't working, listen to me. Average effort gets average results.

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That's that's all it is to it. See, ordinary effort
gets ordinary results. But if you put forth an extra effort. See,
the only difference between extraordinary and ordinary is one word.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's extra.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
If you do extra, you can take ordinary right on
over to extraordinary. Do you understand you have to have
a massive assault on your dreams? Quit sitting up in here, man,
trying to chill all the time. I'm sorry, man, I
wish I could tell you another way, but it ain't one.
Here's what I did. I wasn't concerned about how much

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sleep I got. I just had to get my rest.
And once I got enough rest to get up and
get the task done, I got up. Somebody sent me
a tweet the other day, a partner mine. He said,
to see if I can pull it up While I'm
talking to you. But he just sent me a little

(09:33):
sign just what nothing, just a little something to say,
Hey man, I ran across this, I thought about you,
and I sent it to you.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
It said no.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Alarm clock needed, My passion wakes me. It's in block print.
He said, no alarm clock needed, my passion wakes me.
That's what you got to be about.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Your listeners to it, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Moore, Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
Again, God Almighty has done it again, created the one
thing that only he can do another day. And he
did the other thing that only he can do. He
gave you the breath to partake in it. This is
all God right here. You have no say so in

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this matter.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Ain't that crazy? Ain't that amazing? Ain't that something else?
Have you thought about it like that? You actually have
no say so in how long you live?

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Now?

Speaker 7 (10:36):
You can cut it short, but the length of time
can vary. You can cut it short. Oh, you can
do ignity things with your health, you know, and then
just gone and you know, mess it all up. But
an unhealthy life is no life at all. So pay
attention to your health. Everybody. Thank God for this day,

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because the day is the day that the Lord has
made to rejoice and be glad in it. I'm glad
in it.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
You feel me?

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Steve Harvey, Marty Show, Shirty Strawberry College for Reld, Mississippi,
Monica Jr.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
And the legend that is Nephew Tommy Jr. What's on
your mind this morning?

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Man?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Ain't you glad? You ain't who you used to be up?
Because I could just see all the change in you. Man,
you ain't who you used to be?

Speaker 9 (11:19):
Better off at this version of yourself now because you have.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
A different work like that, different much better, much better
than a sad thing. But do you to owe you
all the remnants? The remnants are there. You know how
people get saved and they get washed white as snow.
I didn't get that version. I just got wrinked off.
I didn't get the whitest snow version. I still got

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a couple of things I'm dealing with. I'm an imperfect
soldier for Christ that I know.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
You know.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's funny.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
I'm not gonna mention any names, but I heard the
Minister again put my name in his pull pit, and
I'm just curious as to his fascination with celebrities and
other people. Look, we all make mistakes. If you're gonna
use everybody else's mistake as the example, could I please
see one of yours? Could you just use yourself one time?

(12:16):
Tell me that you was once a sinner saved by grace.
Tell me that you made some mistakes. Tell me what
you failed and got up from. Because I'm yet to
hear that Sunday, but I got to hear all this
about Steve Harvey. He got new and now Steve Harvey
says more than one way to heaven. No, I was saying,
I don't know what's how God thinks it could be
more than one way to heaven.

Speaker 8 (12:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
I'm not the judge and jury made a whole sermon
about that. But then, lemonstraighten something out. I'm not a pastor.
I'm not standing in the poor pit telling y'all to
follow me. I am an imperfect soldier for Christ. That's
all I am. I'm trying to do the best I
can with what I got and be the better version
of who I can be. Now I am a better version.

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Thank God for that, because to do forty years ago,
him him the twenty eight year old, Oh he wasn't
wrapped right. He didn't have he didn't have it all together. Man,
I thank God for changing me though, I do, I do?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I like this version. Now you know I can actually
walk away from stuff. Now what comes? What a blessing?
That is not even at school?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
All right, guys, coming up at thirty two minutes after
the hour, we will hear from the nephew as he
runs that frank back right after this. You're listening Steve
Hardy Morning Show. Hey, everyone, quick health question. Even though
you're still thriving, still loving, still connecting, did you know

(13:58):
your immune system weakens with age. That's where vaccines come in.
They help train and strengthen your immune response to fight
off certain respiratory illnesses like blue numacaco, pneumonia, RSV, and
COVID nineteen This fall, ask your doctor which vaccines you
need and visit vaxsist dot com that's vaexsist dot com
to schedule one or more of vaccines sponsored by Pfizer.

(14:22):
It's time now to run that prank back with the nephew. Nephew,
what you got for us today?

Speaker 10 (14:27):
I got your son and my daughter. Your son and
my daughter. That's where we're going. We're going to do that.
This morning, we are dealing with your son and my
daughter cat dog. If you hold, let's put a little
Scooper stupid on this. Thank you so chach.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's fob. Is
Darren's bob? Yes, it's Darren scenes Listen, I'm calling you. Shanda,
my daughter, she goes to college up there with your son.

Speaker 11 (15:03):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
And I'm getting the word I got a few minutes
ago was that the two of them then run off
and then got married together. I don't know what what
what what make him run off and get married?

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Like? Wait, wait, wait wait wait where did you hear
this from?

Speaker 6 (15:21):
I just got a phone call from one of the
kids at the school saying, today did this the girl
that grew up with and went to grew up with
also grade school. She called it Saint La Shanda and
there then then randoff and got married together. That they've
done that, say they've done it yesterday?

Speaker 5 (15:38):
But he wait wait wait, my Saturday, my Sunday, and
I talked to him, uh about three days ago, and
he ain't done nothing like that.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
I know son, yesterday I've been calling Shanda and call
ain't nobody picking up and I'm calling the boy. They
give me the bark phone number and I'm calling him.
It ain't nobody picking up in there as a nothing.
Ain't like my baby girl do like nothing, not nothing
like this here.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
But it's not like my father do nothing like that
without talking to me first. So h let me call
down there and talk to Darren and uh, I can't
give me your number. I'll I'll call you back.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
I'm going down there to that school myself. I'm gonna
find more for them. Now, I'm gonna call you to
let you know his Now, if I find out that
my baby girl and then ran off and got married
because she didne got pregnant, I promise you I'm gonna
do something of that boy yours. If you got my
baby pregnant, you me wait a.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Minute, now, wait a minute. Now, you does don't do
nothing to my son. I understand about your daughter. That's
my son. Now you're not going down and put your
hands on my son. If you got if you got me,
that's my only baby I got well, well, I understand
that's your only baby, but that's that's my only son.

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And you tell me I'm going to put your hands on.
You're gonna have a problem.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
If he got my baby pregnant. Your son, Darren gorry,
I'm gonna be there. I mean, what's your name again?

Speaker 5 (17:10):
What's your name?

Speaker 6 (17:11):
Doing my name?

Speaker 11 (17:12):
Yell?

Speaker 6 (17:15):
It's my baby.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
What You're not gonna put your ass on my son?

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Let me bring you I have. And that's the only
reason idn't see her doing something like that because I'm
taller you. I'm taller years and years and years. You
don't make no baby. You don't make no baby, not
be married. You don't do it.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Hey, you went off for god man.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
That means you're trying to make it right. That's what
she did.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Mister Diler, mister Dillon, listen, kill me down I die,
just care. That's your daughter die and she's telling her whatever.
But let me talk to my son before you go
down there something try to do something crazy. Okay, let
me tell you something.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Your son didn't call her. It's my baby good to
getting married, and he didn't got up pregnant. I know
what's going on.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
I know what it is.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
I my surdy ain't done nothing to your daughter. Let
me crawl down there and talk to him before you
talk about going down there and putting your hands on somebody.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
I told my mother, I told them the little thugs
a lord, what kind of man went over and getting
married and the heads of twenty and I ain't talking
to the parts and nobody would make him do something
like that.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Well, you talking about my toty, My surn ain't doing
nothing to Are.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
You raising him? Did you raising I'm a dinner? You'ren't
raising right?

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Wait a minute, now, hell are you talking to I'm
talking to this my baby bregnant.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
IM gonna beat your boy. You done. You're gonna get
your do too. Holdo on my Oh ho?

Speaker 5 (18:48):
What you think you're talking to I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to old man had on. Nobody you put
your hand on my You know that you understand me.
That's my son. But your done.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
But that's my man.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Hey man, hey, hey, that's my shirt. You're talking about
putting your hands on You gonna have a problem with
me if my baby bringing up promises you don't never
knowing downe it because I'm gonna do.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
Something that bore you. A man.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
That's the last talent on here you gonna send to
my shawl. Now now you gonna uh sit on down,
get to your shof and and and uh last for
a minute, let me call my friend and I'll get
back to you, because that don't need to come out.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
I need to tell you.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
But what's saying?

Speaker 6 (19:40):
Man?

Speaker 5 (19:41):
What where else you got?

Speaker 6 (19:42):
I got something else? The farmer? That's cool to get
the woman. I want you to know one thing before
I get off this phone. What is it?

Speaker 11 (19:49):
Man?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Here?

Speaker 6 (19:51):
I'm listening his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Mister Darren, you jail got break by your son, Darren Junior.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
That boy.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
This boy got better sense to.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
No, I got high blood pressure?

Speaker 5 (20:16):
What I call his mama?

Speaker 6 (20:22):
My time me. I gotta ask you, man, what is
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show with the.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Land Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Isn't that a lovely teaspoon or stupid? This morning?

Speaker 10 (20:40):
Isn't that what you want in your coffee? Just another
This a scoop of timing stupid, that's all.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
And it gets you through. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
This this a little spoon and you know, little a
little stupid spoon and time man, that to get you
through your morning, that's all I'm trying to do and
maybe I'm dealing with some issues, but it felt like
a bowl of it to me. You got too much.
You know, you've got to take it in doses. You
just need a little tea spoon to keep it moving.
Don't worry about you'd be watch bowl of it sitting in.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, you've known them all his life.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, you can get too much. I'll tell you right now. Wow,
I've gotten better.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
I've got nephew. All right, nephew coming up next.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
By who I used to be?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
It is, asked the CLO or Chief Love Officer, Steve
Harvey in the building. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey everyone, quick health question.
Even though you're still thriving, still loving, still connecting, did
you know your immune system weakens with age. That's where

(21:50):
vaccines come in. They help train and strengthen your immune
response to fight off certain respiratory illnesses like flu, new
macacle pneumonia, rs V and co oh it at nineteen
this fall, ask your doctor which vaccines you need and
visit vacxsist dot com that's vaexsist dot com to schedule
one or more of vaccines sponsored by Pfizer. Growing up

(22:12):
at the top of the hour, newly married family member
Earthquake will be our special guest Oway Earthquake coming up. Yeah,
uh huh, I can't wait for that. Right Yes, at
brand new Netflix Netflix special out and everything, we'll talk
about all of that, but right now it is time
to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

(22:36):
All right, this is from Corey in Sunrise. Corey writes,
when my husband and I go out to eat, he
orders for me, and he eats most of my food.
I end up eating really, really fast, so I can
beat him to it. I'm sick of it. How do
I stop him from doing it?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Well, why don't you just order your own?

Speaker 7 (22:55):
Let him order for the both of you, and then
you order your own, and that when he eat yours
and his, that's really what he eating is his. He
just see when a man orders two and trees is
because he's not sure.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
So what he wants to do is get some of both.
But that's both is yours.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
So what you do is let him order and then
add yours to it, and then you solve the problems problem.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Now it's gonna be expensive, right right? Three three.

Speaker 11 (23:30):
Now.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I do it all the time.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
I ordered two and trees all the time because if
I can't make up my mind, you know, I do
it all the time. Yeah, all right, Oh, I look
at the appetizer menu, and if the appetizer got that
on there, that's an entree two, then I just get
the appetizer, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 11 (23:49):
All right?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
All right? Moving on to Tamila and fort Worth. My
dad's knew what.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Got to get to the next one. Go ahead, I
move for sure, to just go ahead. I didn't move
for him either.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Tamla and fort Worth. All right, Tamla writes. My dad's
new wife was in jail for shoplifting years ago. My
husband can't control himself with the jokes. And he already said,
we're locking up our valuable valuables when they come over
for Thanksgiving? Should I uninvite them? So my husband will stop.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
I want to hear the rest of the joke. Yeah,
let him through here. And that's how you can't sit
over there, too close to close. That's a crystal last tray.
Move over a little bit. Let me see you.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
We need to take these two spoons and click them together.
The whole time you hear. We need to hear where
you at. We need to hear where you at the
old time.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
No, this terrible boy.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Hey, why are you going in another room the bath?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
No, we're all in here.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, I gotta use the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Okay, Well, let me know when you need some tarlet tissue.
Because I took that out. I can't trust it with
d either.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
So should she uninvite them? That's what she wants to do.

Speaker 10 (25:23):
No, hell no, let your husband let do hell I
need you to shake these tic TACs the whole time
you in this house.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Shake the tic tac still all right?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Moving on to Carter and Hartford, Carter writes, I can't
get my wife off her phone at night while we're
in bed. Immediately after sex, she's back on TikTok, looking
at videos and giggling. My forty four year old wife
is like a teenager. Now, would I be wrong to
demand that she stays off her phone in bed?

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead try that, Yeah yeah,
go hold the demand.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Go ahead, man, your wife to do something.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
How do you do that? I tried a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I stopped because what did you say?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh no, it's something stupid.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
That part.

Speaker 10 (26:14):
I didn't think it was stupid, but you know, when
she explained it to me, I realized the category.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
So I don't I don't make no demands. I give
suggestions and then let it let her think it's her idea.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Oh that's what women do all the time. Yeah, I've
been doing that.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
No, we just learning that. You got to be a
smart man to learn that. But most men still ain't
there yet.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
All right, all right, last one, guys, This is the
last one. Clo. This is from ONYX in Jacksonville. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, Martinville writes. I purposely went on a date
at a place that my ex boyfriend hangs out. It

(27:05):
got his attention, and now we're dating again. I heard
that he's still seeing another girl too. Is he back
with me because he wants me or because he was jealous?

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Now he back with you because he can see You
didn't really go over there to make him jealous. You
went over there to see if you could get him back.
So you got to understand the reason for this. And
so guess what when you went over there, Now y'all
back dating? That was your whole reason for going over there.
It wasn't to make him jealous. It was to see
if you could get him back. Tada, Now he got

(27:38):
you back, but now he got another girl. Yeah, because
guess what, that ain't part of the new deal. All
you wanted was for him to get you back. So
now he got you back and her, You stupid?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
What happened to the date that she was on?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
The date was just a decoy to get him over there.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
She purposely went to a club where he hang out
to see if she still if he still wanted her.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
He did.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Now they dating again, but she here he still he
got another girl. Dum, you went over there to go back.
You gotta understand why y'all broke up in the first place.
It was probably cause of the other girl. Now you
don to take your ignorant behind over there, and now
you the other woman this time?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Now she didne went from one to two. Yeah, just
like that, instantly, I know your number, know your number?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Wonder she heard sing the other girl who.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Told her that probably Neo.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
The singer.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Got more than one. He got somebody else. Leo is
a dope songwriter, though he wrote a cold country song.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Oh ne is tell.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
He cold?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Did you see when a guy he was performing, Neil wasn't.
A guy from the audience came up on stage.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
And him.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Singing, didn't miss a beat.

Speaker 12 (29:11):
You saw that I did sa on social media. That
guy jumped up there and knocked.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
With one hand and kept on singing, had the mic
on the other hand and just kept on singing.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Y'all gonna put it running up on the stages. Yeah,
that's not a good idea.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
That what happened at a comedy show. That happened with y'all.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Somebody ran up on Anthony Brown. He took the butter
that that Mike's stand and knocked him smooth out. Wow,
like that.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
You saw the base in the base base of that
Mike stand, put it dead in his forehead. Jay told
him not to come up there. I just met j
had known him that long. We were friends. So it
was to be a full blown fight because I had
nothing to lose. I had no money. You could see
me in I ain't even have to come to yeah
twenty eight I ain't had no money for court and nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
I was on the road. I'm not making a court appearance.
Twenty three years I would make a court appearance, and
I'm on the lamb.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
All right, Fello, thank you. Coming up at the top
of the hour, as promised, earthquake in the building. Right
after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
All right, let's go, everybody. He's here.

Speaker 11 (30:42):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (30:42):
He really needs no introduction, but I specialize in him.
He is one of my favorites. On the Pivot podcast.
Recently they asked me who sits on my Mount Rushmore
of comedy.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Now.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
I told him there's a public monument, and there's a
private monument.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
In my private monument.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Six cedrictly entertainer, it's sis j Anthony Brown, and it's
sits earthquake. I've never laughed so hard in a room
with Deeve fools right here and them three And if
I had to add one more sitting in the room
that you smiling, Lord, I have vomited with j Anthony Brown,

(31:33):
Ricky Smiley, earthquake has said entertainer, contract humor, Ladies and gentlemen,
he's here, got another Netflix special. He's on fire now, truly, No,
God is never too late. This boy just got special
after space. He went from no specials to specials everywhere.

Speaker 10 (31:53):
Happily married the brad New the one and only the
living legend earthquake.

Speaker 11 (32:01):
Cause in this shop ten over there, twenty four hours out.
We're in the top ten on next week as the
hotters in the country. Right now, it's called Joe telling
Business because these fools need to start telling jokes. If
you say you're a comedian and you fly to bat
of being a comedian, we want you to be funny.
Please get you the job descriptions. And that's what we're

(32:22):
talking about. And I think comedians need to do just
like driver's license, renew your license as a comic.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
Go get out the game. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (32:31):
That's why I name the steam joke telling Business because
I'm not walking about nothing but these jokes number ones
in their face like you taught me. And also steam,
dat is so great.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I done got married.

Speaker 11 (32:42):
I'm the right woman and I'm gonna have my own
titcom Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Boy, we'll love on that. I'm coming on that because
I just want to see you act.

Speaker 11 (32:56):
I'm gonna ask for them check now.

Speaker 7 (33:00):
Get the chip point, hey man, he a man. Tommy
went to the wind, Temmy, how was the big web
out there?

Speaker 10 (33:07):
Outstanding? Outstanding? Quake looked amazing. Bride looked beautiful. It was
good everybody with the weather, outstanding, the hotel, everything, it
wasn't nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
It was outstanding, a nice when essence right now.

Speaker 11 (33:24):
You can watch it, you can see it. It was
out there to spend a lot of money, Steve, I
was trying to be like But I found my Marjory,
and I'm happy. I'm happily married.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
Loans Now, don't look at it happily.

Speaker 11 (33:37):
You ain't want me when I was broke.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, quake you happy now?

Speaker 11 (33:42):
Man, man, listen, say I am so blessed.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
I told you.

Speaker 11 (33:47):
People always asked us, say, quake when you're gonna blow up.
I say, I'm one good black woman from making it.
And it happened, and I found her, And that's why
everybody's working out because I got it now.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
She believes in me.

Speaker 11 (33:58):
She believes in me, she loves me unconditionally, and that's
the most beautiful thing in the world. Is nothing like
being loved by a black woman to change your whole perspective.
And you know, I was all I only had quality
because I didn't have quality. I had the quality because
I couldn't find the right one. But I got it now,
so I'm out I'm out, I'm happy, and it's great

(34:19):
and we're doing big things. Brother.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
Yeah, that's an amazing statement. When you're gonna blow up.
I'm just one black woman away from find it.

Speaker 10 (34:35):
Bruh.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
If you ain't never lied about that, man, you ain't
never lied.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
Hey, man, So you know what you said something else too,
because one of the things I noticed, I'm still a
student of the game. Even though I got out of
stand up. You know, I still know the business of it.
And I had watched this business change. I've watched comedians.
Instead of telling jokes, they out there making as brash

(35:00):
a statement as they can and trying to be shocking.
Our job is not to be shocking. Our job really
is to be funny. And I guess that's what prompted
the name of the special joke telling business.

Speaker 11 (35:15):
Yeah, because they're not they're not sticking with the job description,
you know what I mean. Then, if you're gonna be
all these things, you're gonna be a shock job. You're
gonna be a You're gonna sit around here and tell
what people should or should not be in their life.
You're gonna bring up they pass and you don't put
no jokes in it. Then be that, but do not
fly around here with the banner saying you're a comedian.

(35:35):
If you did not, you're not telling no jokes to
be funny. And you need to not just lay on
your loans or wrestle your loans to what you preleasedly did.

Speaker 6 (35:45):
You need the reading you need to.

Speaker 11 (35:47):
Renegotiate and renew your life is to prove that you're
a comedian and put something out that's funny, because that's
our job.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
We don't beef like this. We're not rappers.

Speaker 11 (35:57):
We said down them, we will never have Well, we
are coming to America or a hall of night with
the temperature that's going with comedians like this. That's why
we don't have metal detectives in comedy clubs.

Speaker 8 (36:09):
Because we don't bring that.

Speaker 11 (36:10):
We are the DNA of a clown. So be funny,
show your perspective and if not, get out of my
joenre do something else. But you're not a comedian if
you're not funny, and all platforms that put them on
there they need to hold them.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
To that be funny.

Speaker 11 (36:26):
If you're gonna come up as a comedian or get.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
Out the game.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
That's all facts. Just get on the podcast and be
everything but funny everything.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
But you gotta hear what killed me though your opinion
of somebody else how they want to do. But then
you ain't none of who.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
You talking about.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
That's what be killing me that I'll be just sitting
there going wait a minute, man, You talking about people
you ain't even them.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Instead they talking about what they are. I'm proud of you, man, Man,
I am proud of you.

Speaker 8 (37:01):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Don't go any babies. You are living witness that God
is never too late. Hey, we come back.

Speaker 7 (37:09):
We're gonna talk more with the Legion earthquake spitting business
when joke telling business. That's the name of the Netflix special.
It's in the top ten already check it out. We'll
be right back.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
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(37:45):
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Speaker 7 (37:58):
All right, y'all, we back our special guest this morning
is one and only longtime friend Quake. I remember I
was in a hotel room in Mobile, Alabama, and you know,
my door was facing the parking lot and a knock
on the door and I came to the door with
a fishing knife and I said, what who is it?

(38:20):
And he said, my name Earthquake. I opened the door.
He told me he was in the Navy. I didn't
believe him, but he told me all of my jokes.
He said, I want to learn to bus. He came
in and sat down. That was in nineteen eighty eight,
eighty seven. Wow, we've been friends ever since. Earthquake.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
See that brotherhood. I love it.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
That boy right there, So Quake, how you feel?

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Man with a man?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
So tell me this? You got a sitcom deal with Fox?
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (38:49):
Man?

Speaker 11 (38:49):
Oh Man? The president of the network that he want
me on his network. They make it a transition from
going back to the founding where they started with a
living color and married with children, and he wants me.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
To be with my point of view I hooked up
with the great my boy.

Speaker 11 (39:05):
Bill Burke from his production company, and right now we're
doing You've been through this before. I'm just interviewing for
my showrunner. Make sure I get the right one, and
we're gonna have it.

Speaker 8 (39:16):
And it's called.

Speaker 11 (39:16):
Steal Quake about Me. The whole time I learned from
you from I take everything from you.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Man.

Speaker 11 (39:21):
When you told me you will never ever have another
show that you a name after me and the boys
went that did not have your name, so I made
sure they put an earthquake name on everything. So it's
still quake, and I'm looking forward to it. The specially
is doing well, man, My beautiful wife and everything coming
in and I'm over here getting it in.

Speaker 8 (39:41):
Man, I'm getting it in, getting it in, So.

Speaker 11 (39:45):
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Have you come up with a premise for the sitcom?

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Are you still?

Speaker 11 (39:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (39:49):
Man?

Speaker 11 (39:50):
Well as the printers of my sitcom is, I'm in
La My house got burned it down with the La
Fly the fires, and I said, man, this must be
a sign.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
For God for me to move back home.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
And I moved back home about both my old comedy
club that I own, and that's what it's. You know,
it's about me, and they moved back with my family everything,
and I got my comedy club back in it doing
like me and used to.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Do when we had our own quaint. Oh, I'm going
to do that right there, boy, quake. I used to
come through your club and sit there. I do four
shows a night. You and Gary Abdo and boy whoo,
I was clocking dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
In them comedy clubs. Man, Thank you man, Yes.

Speaker 8 (40:32):
She was you.

Speaker 11 (40:33):
You showed me it was money in the comedy club.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
You showed me quate and you've done it well. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Man.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
We've got a sitcom coming out on Fox with right
now Everybody. The Netflix specialist on Netflix right now is
called The Joke Telling Business. It is starring the one
the only Earthquake. Get your mind right Quake. We love
you boy, Appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Correct, I love you more man, Thank you?

Speaker 11 (40:56):
You know.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
I love y'all.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Man.

Speaker 11 (40:57):
Thank you for the plug. See look at it and
tell me what you think. Man, And I love you man.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
I watch it this week. Appreciate you. Ladia Jenner, do.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
All right?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Coming up with thirty four minutes after the hour of
the federal government shut down and the standoff between Republicans
and Democrats. We'll talk about it right after this. You're
listening Hardy Morning Show. Well, we all know that yesterday
the White House declared a government shut down after the

(41:32):
Senate failed to get funding to sustain federal operations. The
gop led measure was blocked in the Senate, failing to
secure the sixty votes needed to advance. The Democrats accused
Republicans of not wanting to work with them as they
try to help the American people on this healthcare cost
on these healthcare costs. Typically in a shutdown, some essential

(41:54):
federal employees that remain on the job continue work, often
without pay, until Congress acts to fund the government. Just
in case you're wondering now, this is according to US News,
the president's salary, though of four hundred thousand dollars a year,
is generally not affected by a government shut down. And

(42:15):
they say, with regard to the president's pay, Article two,
Section one of the Constitution forbids the salary of the
president to be reduced while he or she is in office,
thus effectively guaranteeing the president of compensation regardless of any
shut down action. That's according to the twenty eighteen Congressional
Research Service report. And by the way, this is the

(42:38):
fifteenth government shut down since nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Scene. Yes, nothing we can do about it. Nothing.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
All them and all they doing up there. They play games.
They just play in the political game. This side say this,
that side say that, and then the one that suffers
this people in the middle.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Ye.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
So you know again again the Republicans are blaming the Democrats.
The Democrats are blaming the Republicans. The Democrats are trying
to fight for the benefits and the healthcare of Americans,
which the Republicans are not telling you what's going to happen.
But after the mid terms, the big beautiful Bill, I

(43:29):
want you all to be aware, will kick in full blast.
But it's gonna be after the mid terms so they
don't get stunned at the polls. But right after that,
all hell gonna break loose and a lot of people
gonna lose a lot of stuff. And it's sad. And
it don't matter what the Democrat if you mega, it
don't matter. The big beautiful bill being passed. The bill

(43:52):
has been passed. Yeah, hey, dog, in this presidency right here,
Donald Trump does whatever he wants to do, and he
has every single Republican, which is the Senator is being
led and the House is being led, and they and

(44:13):
they do whatever he says.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Do they scared?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Scared, terrified.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Because he and he's proved if you ever did anything
in him, he coming. Yeah. Is it worth it?

Speaker 7 (44:32):
Is it worth it to sacrifice your job and your
position to go after him knowing what the what the
problem is going to be. And that's a crazy place
to be in knowing he's going to go after you. Like,
let me ask you all the question, would you give
up your job for the country? Would you give up
your family's, your job, your ability to take care of

(44:55):
your family, your livelihood, your job for the country?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I would that I understand, which I understanding. No, I'm
not though quick getting you for the for your court,
for the country.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Some of these government workers.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
Listen, No, listen, I don't want you to take it
in two weeks the check that you get from my
heart for coming in here to do the radio. In
any other job you have, are you willing to sacrifice
that just for the good of the country. If they
say you can help the country by giving up your position,
would you do it?

Speaker 8 (45:32):
No?

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Your status is you find to be real pope all
your money, Would you do that to sacrifice for the country?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
The answer is no.

Speaker 7 (45:47):
Rich people are not going to sacrifice they're richest for
the good of the country.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Why ain't nobody understanding that they won't do nothing? Yeah,
so that shows you. So why would I are you,
as a commoner, why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
No?

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Man, uh skip that because the rich ain't finna do it. True,
I ain't fitna do it.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
All right, we got to move on. Coming up next
to the nephew and the prank phone call for today.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at the top of the hour, about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and

(46:32):
the subject is you can't do what I do. Okay,
we'll get into that find out what that's all about.
But right now the nephew is here with today's prank
phone call. What you got for us, neph.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Well, Shirley. You know, sometimes schedules get cross and things happen.
It's just it's just a part of life.

Speaker 10 (46:50):
But one of the greatest moments that most people have,
one of the memorable moments is when they're getting married.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
That's that's a memorable moment. We all we all love that,
that great day.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
But what happens when you're getting married and the lines
have gotten crossed and there is a funeral at the
church at the same time of your wedding?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
This right here is a wedding and a funeral.

Speaker 10 (47:18):
Were double book and we can't from we call it.
We can't move about it. The body already Okay, finish,
but you can't move this wed neither. You understand what
I'm saying. It's a wedding in the funeral. Let's quit
worrying about Quit worrying about who laying back there gonna have.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
You the bride and group. What you say so quick
about who lays back this body.

Speaker 10 (47:44):
Laying They out and they're gone. Why are you worried
about that? This is a wedding and a funeral.

Speaker 8 (47:50):
Let's go get hell all right. I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan,
how you doing?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Hey, I'm good.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
I'm thinking this is Josh, Josh over at you. I
want to be officials at the church where you guys
are getting married tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Yeah, yeah, how you doing? Man?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
They want to thank y'all for that too, man. We
we'll appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
Sure here. Well, we definitely hope to make you a
member here sooner or later since you guys are getting married.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as
soon as I tweaked at a mood at around a
little bit, I'll be there.

Speaker 8 (48:22):
Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
come up. We had some problems and miscommunication and it's
definitely been on the outside. They had your name Ryan
down here with your phone number as well as you
as soon to be wife's Sonya. They had her name here,
but we didn't want to call her with if we
wanted to just reach out and talk to you and
see if it just make you aware of what was

(48:44):
going on.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Okay, what's going on?

Speaker 8 (48:46):
Man, there's been a mix up on scheduling. I don't
know if you know since the older make she passed
away a week ago. Oh and you're not you're not
a member of the church, so you wouldn't know her.
But she's one of the one of the oldest members
here at the church. It's the old May passed away.
And what's going on is you all's wedding is tomorrow
at twelve o'clock, right, but the actual funeral is at

(49:11):
three o'clock here at the church.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Okay, uh but brother Josh, Josh, okay, look here, brother Josh, Hey, man,
we we already got this thing in motion. Man, we
didn't stand out. We had two hundred invitations. Man, I
mean blessed us so and and.

Speaker 8 (49:29):
I understand that, but but but I mean, you know,
she's there's no way we could have moved it around. Now.
The biggest problem the funeral home is bringing the casket
first thing in the morning. So what I want, what
I wanted to make you aware of, and I don't
want you to tell your wife this, but the actual
casket will be in the Saints Arear, but we will
have it.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Come hold on, man, are you serious?

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Now?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Look at him? Hey, y'all need to move this round.
I don't know what y'all gonna do if y'all have
a fellows Paul in the back or something like that.

Speaker 8 (49:59):
Ryan. The only place we can actually put the casket,
and if we didn't put it there, is in the
actual room that you'll as soon to be wife would
be changing in. That's the only place you got your mile.
My wife could have changed no room with the dead body.
But you kidding, And you know what, I understood that.
That's the first thing I thought of it. I thought,
I said that, just put the casket the way it
goes for the funeral and we're gonna cover it up

(50:22):
and see basically you actually get in.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Wow, I can't even believe you call it what this man?
Look at the excuse my french man. Yeah, I know
I need to get back into church, I really do,
but right now that this ain't going down like this man. Now,
we didn't already paid the money. And first of all,
first of all, you know she should have. I don't
even feel like she may had to pay, you know,

(50:44):
touch the hold, no wedding over a hunch her to
where she paid times at. That's that's the first thing.

Speaker 11 (50:49):
You know.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I ain't like that from the jumping, but I would
ahead and when win it because she want her pastor
to marry us. And now you got the nerve to
tell me that, y'all, well, arrange something that a funeral
gonna happen the same day as my wedding. And my
wife got to get dressed in the room with a
dead body.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro. Like
I say, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
front of the full pit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
what you're getting out of is you're getting more flowers
because there's gonna be flowers from the filleral. So I'm
thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk.
But I just wanted you to be don't wear. It's

(51:24):
probably gonna be more people than you think because some
of the people that's gonna be a your wedding, it's
really for the funeral.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
A hold on, man, are you serious right now? I mean,
look here, doctor, I then paid for the wedding to
happen at this church, man, Okay, And no disrespect to
the lady that is past. God bless her family. I
ain't planning to not putting no dead body having a
funeral at my wedding.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Man, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I'm gonna come down their.

Speaker 8 (51:51):
Church too, sir. She's a member of the church too.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I don't give it. I don't being no member of
the church.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Man.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
I done, paid for this wedding, and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man,
you my fixing and putting. No dead body at my wedding.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Right right?

Speaker 8 (52:09):
I mean no distance. But the woman has passed. She
is not gonna get up. I mean, what what is it?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
The problem is? YO calls me with this man's day
before my wedding. We didn't schedule. There's six months ago.
I gotta spend twenty five thirty thousand dollars on this web.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Okay, and I just wanna tell me that we got
to shore.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
I will wed with a funeral. But the hell is
wrong with you?

Speaker 8 (52:29):
Man there? Do you want to have your wedding at
this church?

Speaker 5 (52:33):
I paid for the which we mean wrong.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
I'm having a wedding, okay. I tell you what lift
the body be up in the morning. I rode in
the right up the street planning. Y'all just stay out
saying in the front and and and throw for.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Hours like throwing rice.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
But we're gonna have a wedding. It's out the same
here tomorrow. I promise you that I can't.

Speaker 8 (52:49):
I cannot assure you that it won't be I have
no other place to put.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
The body, okay, well, I'll bet you'll find somewhere to
put it if I get that a mark me. It's
a body in there. There's gonna be a couple of
bodies in there, and you got two choices to move
in funeral or to remburse me back. There's thirty thousand
dollars out of hour to spend those only two choices.
I want to hear about it. Meet me at the
front door to night with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check,
or we say to have this wedding up in there

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tomorrow morning.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
You heard me.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
No joke.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
What's wrong with child?

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Man?

Speaker 8 (53:20):
You can do something else, man, I understand that.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
I don't want to to know from you.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Man. All I'm saying is it's going to be a.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Wedding at this church tomorrow without saying dead body. That's
all I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
To push it to the band.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
Man, there's one more bit of an issue that I
need to tell you.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Also, What can be worse than a dead body? What
issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding? Man?

Speaker 8 (53:42):
The issue here that is worse than the dead body
is this is nex few time and from the Steve
Harby Morning Shore. Your best man, Jeff got me the
prank phone call you.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
What you know what? Man the bitch man about to
get the business who when he can possibly get? Man
playing then got leave to get the best beat down possible,

(54:14):
bab I'll telling you, hey, one more question.

Speaker 8 (54:17):
What's the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Right the Steve Good Morning Show? Baby?

Speaker 2 (54:26):
And there you have it?

Speaker 10 (54:27):
Come on, come on up?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
And that was crazy, That was like what would you
What would you do? Though?

Speaker 10 (54:35):
What would you do if you got a wedding the
next day coming up the week of and they already
got the body gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
They're gonna have a funeral there earlier that day. What
you gonna do? Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
You gotta get married at the house, the dead body
at your wedding in your what now.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
You might we gonna put the tucks on him that everybody,
the girls one got on and don't make uniform?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Who he talking to?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Pass up there?

Speaker 9 (55:06):
For in my father's house they have many mansions. If
it was not so, I wouldn't have told you all
this is being said and.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Abet or worse right behind me to death to a start. Yes,
who is behind? Yes, he is dead and he has
parted ceremonia too much. I'm done, all right, all right, nephew.

(55:37):
Coming up next it is my Strawberry Letter and the
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(56:22):
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that we could be reading your letter live on the air,
just like we're going to read this one right here, right.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Now, right here, right now. Buckle up, a hold on tight,
we got it. Pull you here. It needs strawberry.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
Let us.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
That's right, nephew, this one could be your subject. You
can't do what I do, Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband
and I were only having sex three time times a month.
That may have been cool for him, but I get
it when I want it, just not from him. I've
had a man on the side for about four months,
and I don't feel bad about it. My man on

(57:12):
the side is loving and thoughtful, and we only stay
in five star hotels. He whinds and dines me before
we make love, and he lets me stay overnight in
the room if he has to leave. He's married and
he's very happy in his marriage, but he does not
get enough sex at home either. I used to feel

(57:32):
bad about it, but I enjoy my time with my
side man. I thought I had it all figured out
until I came out of a hotel late Saturday night,
late one Saturday night, late on a Saturday night, I
should say, and I saw my husband's truck park next
to my car. I panicked and slowly walked to my car.
He left a note on my windshield that said you

(57:54):
can't do what I do. I called his phone to
see where he was, but it went straight to voice me.
I went back in the hotel to see if my
husband checked into a room. The lady at the desk
told me that she couldn't tell me that, but she
said a man came in that night and commented that
his wife was up in one of the rooms at
the hotel. I was so outdone because all this time

(58:17):
he was cheating too. When I finally got up the
nerve to talk to him about the note, he was
calm about it. He said that there's no way he's
going to allow his wife to run around behind his back.
He said, it's one thing if he does it, because
I made him cheat by the way I try to
control him. He told me, either I stopped cheating or
I'll have to move out. How can he say that

(58:39):
to me if he's still going to be stepping out
on me? Why the double standard?

Speaker 8 (58:44):
What do I do?

Speaker 5 (58:47):
Well?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Double standards have been around since the beginning of time.
They aren't going anywhere. I mean, you can ask all
you want, they're just not going. So I'm sure your
husband mean what he says what do you do? You ask, well,
I think it depends on what you want. Your husband
already told you you can't do what he does. That's
the double standard. He said. He cheats because you try

(59:11):
to control him. So unless you stop trying to control him,
according to your husband, he's gonna keep cheating. This makes
no sense, but it is what it is. That's what
he said. You know, you can't fix what's wrong with
your marriage by going outside of it cheating, and neither
can he. But that's what you guys have chosen to do,
and it is tearing your marriage apart. But the damage

(59:34):
is done now. This marriage is on life support, it's
barely hanging on. So the question is are you willing
to give up your side piece for the sake of
your marriage? Are you gonna let your husband put you
out of the house your house to stay with your
other man? I mean, those are the questions you have
to ask yourself or you know, I don't even know

(59:56):
if this marriage is so stablegeable at this point because
you guys are both cheating. You don't want to give
up your side piece, and it doesn't sound like your
husband is gonna stop cheating.

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
Steve uh We're gonna do this letter a little bit
differently because this is such an obvious letter to me.
By the time I make this statement right here, really
is over. So I'll let you all ask me any
questions you like about this letter. For clarity, Let's just
get this one thing straight. Why the double standard? This
isn't a letter about double standards at all. See the

(01:00:29):
thing that you're trying to make it is when he
said when he found when he put the note on
the windshield that said, you can't do what I do?
And then she's going, well, why can't I? You're thinking
that's the double standard. This is not about double standards.
This is a straight gangster move he's pulling. He calm

(01:00:50):
is all out doors. I went and got me a
side piece, chick, because you be trying to control me.
But now you're gonna go out here and get you
a side piece due And now when you bust it.
Y'all sitting up been talking about WHI is This is
a double standard. No, this is a gangster move. And
you and I don't know how you don't see this
right here, this is him telling you all in a

(01:01:14):
one sided way, how.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
It's going to go.

Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
You have no options here. This isn't double standard. This
is a gangster move. Okay, so you dating this, You
seeing this side guy who's happily married, but he.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Don't get enough sex at home. You didn't say you
were happily married.

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
You just said you only get sex three times a month,
but you get it when you want it because you
got this side dude. He winds and dines you, allows
you to stay at four star hotels even when he
leave if you want to spend the night. I don't
know how you can be married and spend the night
at a hotel. I just don't understand that. This is crazy.

(01:01:54):
So and he go home every night because he can't
do that. I promise you his life don't know this.
I give you my word on this right here. So
now you trying to feel good about yourself because he
winds and dines you. Before you have sex, he bought
you some food and then y'all have sex. Now listen,

(01:02:16):
if I hand you the money and you go eat
with it, or I hand you the money and you
buy drugs with it, or you go drink with her,
you go buy a purse with it, it's a transaction.
Y'all got now he's polite to you, and you just
ain't standing on the street corner. But this is a
transaction and what you're getting out of it it's sex,

(01:02:40):
and so is he, and it costs money and most
people understand that. But now you're trying to make it
look like it's more than that, because you're in a
hotel room, folk star. So and now you go out
to the car, you find a note on the car
that says you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Do what I do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Now you want to go back in there to see.
If you wait, I'll come back and tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
We won't have no time for no questions.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter. It's
subject you can't do what I do. We'll get back
into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Do what I do.

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
This lady wants you to know why the doubles stand
it because she got busted cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
This woman is married to her husband.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
They only have sex three times a month, she said
with him because she got a side dude, because she
wanted more than three times a month.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
The guy's kind to her, gets her full star hotels.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
They always eat before they have sex, and when he
go home, he lets her stay there all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Night if he want to. The groom pay for.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
You can't stay that past leven though, unkie, what room
you and they got that sign on the door checkout
time is that you gotta read that right by the
peep hole. So once he buy a room that evening,
he you gonna spend the night. That's what hotel rooms are,
and y'all order food. So so now you having sex

(01:04:35):
with this man. Now you go to the hotel one
night and you coming out to go gett in your truck,
and you know that your husband's You go get in
your car, you notice your husband's truck is parked right
next to yours, and you look at there's a note
on the windshield that says, you can't do what I do.
You go back in the hotel to ask if your
husband has a room. That a lady at the front desk,

(01:04:58):
being how women are y'all are try to be with
each other? He she can't tell you if he got
a room there, but she said there was a man
that came in earlier that said his wife is upstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
In the room, and he got a room she told.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
She told yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Now, so now I was so outdone because all this
time he was cheating too.

Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
Why you out done? Why you out done? Because you
got out dead? Is that why you out done? Because
you got out dead. When I finally got up the
nerve to talk to him about the note, he was
calm about it. He said there's no way he gonna
allow his wife to run around behind his back. He said,
it's one thing if he doesn't because I made him

(01:05:47):
cheat the way I try to control him. He told me,
either I stop cheating or have to move out. How
can he say that to me if he's still going
to be stepping out on me? Why the double standard?

Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
What do I do?

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
There is no double stand and it's a gangster moving.
Let me explain to you how may if you sex?

Speaker 7 (01:06:05):
If I got over if I got a glass of water,
and I asked, Shirley, does she want to drink? And
she said, yeah, she takes her silk. And because their friends,
she might say Monica, would you like a silk? And
it's thirsty, and Monica might take a sip of the water,
and then Carlin might take the water and they bring

(01:06:26):
the glass back to me. If I take my finger
and I put my finger in that glass, and then
I let Tommy put his finger in the glass, and
then I let Junior put his finger in the glass
of the water, and then I hand it to Shelly. Shelly,
you want something, she gonna say no, Carly gonna say no,
Monica gon. See that's how sexy is, because see, once

(01:06:51):
a man looks at it like that, wants you to
let some people put put their finger in the water,
That water ain't the same no more.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
And that's how we because see we could we could
take our finger.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
And dry it off and it never been in the water.
But once you put the finger in the water, it's
always in the water. You feel me, Can you understand
what I'm telling you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
That's the nasty I take my finger out the water
I dried off.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
It's like it's never been in the water. But once
you had the water and a bunch of fingers been
in it, you can't And that's what and so that's
what the double standard is. It's nothing else. Now you
are stupid, ma'am. If you gonna let him put you
out the house for cheating while he cheating, that's dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
How he busted you was brilliant. But you went back
in that to the hotel. What was you finna do?
That was dumb. Then you brought up the note to him.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
He calm as hell now because he got you, He
got you feeling some kind of way.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Listen, this letter makes no sense at all.

Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
You all don't have a marriage because both of you
all have violated the marriage in the most vile way
you can do, both of y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
So just in this you don't want him and he
don't want you. But now guess what I promise you.
The married dude ain't leaving his wife.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Happily married. So this is not a double standard.

Speaker 11 (01:08:29):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:08:30):
You just got played, you got busted, and you found
out your husband was doing the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
That's all.

Speaker 7 (01:08:38):
It ain't no big deal, all right, But I'm not
leaving a note of well you if I'm married and
you in the room with somebody, when you come out,
you will be the note, but it won't be a
windshield for you to put it on. Yeah, your note
gonna be on top of the glass and this will

(01:09:02):
be you ain't go ahead and stay we I'm gonna
tell you all that out all right. I'm going to
be in my truck waiting on you to come out.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Thank you, Steve. This Saturday, I will be in my
hometown of Chicago for the ninth annual Sisters Truck Pink
Celebration in honor of breast cancer awareness. It will be
at the Salvation Army Ray and Joan Krock Community Center
that's at twelve to fifty West one hundred and nineteenth
Street on the South Side. We start at ten am.

(01:09:33):
Hopefully I will see you there this Saturday, October fourth,
And you can post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter
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Coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, we

(01:09:53):
got sports talk with Junior right after this. What's going on?
This is your boy Kevin Hart. This is Ericabye.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
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Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
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sports talk. Junior, what you got for us?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:10:52):
Surey?

Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
But before I do that tomorrow tomorrow, I will be
in Greenville, North Carolina, at the Greenville Convention Center for
the Robinson Single Cell Foundation. I'm the keynote speaker at
the Sickle Cell Expo for the third annual Sickle Seal Expo.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
So y'all come on out here. If you're sick, you
got sickle, so you need to come hear me talk
about this. I'm just give you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
I'm gonna give you a good and the bad and
the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
That's all I'm gonna do. So just come on out there.

Speaker 9 (01:11:14):
I like to see y'all. I can't wait to get this.
It's at the Greenville, North Carolina, at the Convention Center.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
It ain't but one. You know, I see a go ahead,
go ahead, do the sports, go ahead, go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Ahead, just go ahead, because I.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Know it's gonna be crazy. Go ahead. I decided not to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
I'm glad you did because I know what you were
gonna say, talk about that's gonna be so crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
What exactly everybody, exactly in front of everybody, and then
keep trying to talk to it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
See if that's so wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Let's talk about it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:01):
Let's talk about the clean brown the Cleveland Browns.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
They have bitch Joe Flacco. He will not be this Sunday.
They will be.

Speaker 9 (01:12:07):
Starting Dalan Gabriel uh so y'all were playing the Minnesota
Vikings over in London on Sunday, So I don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
To go listen.

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
And then and then Dylan he gonna have and then
they're gonna bring in Cool and then we're gonna go
and get your thing rolling.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
That's I see it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Cool bringing you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Who they bring in.

Speaker 9 (01:12:40):
We got Thursday night football. You got the forty nine
ers and the Rams playing. Uh and man, uh you
know it's it's they both three and one. I don't
know how you don't care. I don't care San Francisco
and the Rams. I don't care. You ain't neither one
of them going to the super Bowl. Why is we
talking about this?

Speaker 10 (01:13:00):
Okay, well, good thing.

Speaker 7 (01:13:01):
We ain't talking about Buffalo, Baltimore, Kansas City, the Texans
and the Texans, the Texans, you all know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Stop.

Speaker 7 (01:13:10):
I told y'all, what do you mean? I told y'all
how to handle this. Y'all keep having any high hopes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Yea, they say they're going.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
To the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
We want Sunday. What did you mean?

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
We want?

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
We all our way. We're back on the super Bowl way.

Speaker 8 (01:13:22):
We got a win.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Now, what's your record? Junior?

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
That ain't the point.

Speaker 9 (01:13:26):
The point is we're going we want three, one and
three and who we beat is Owen Folk, now yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Yeah, so who y'all being.

Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
Yeah Win, don't don't be mad us because we're going I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Mad at you.

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
I'm mad at you because you think you going that
what I'm talking about, You're not going to super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
All right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the top
of the hour, grandmother on social media needs some advice.
She says she never gets to see her grandchildren. We'll
talk about it right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, This is from Latricia

(01:14:13):
on Steve Harvey FM.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
She says, my son barely speaks to me these days,
so as a result, I almost never get to see
my granddaughter. It feels so unfair. Whatever issues he has
with me should mean I should be kept from my grandchild. Yes,
I wasn't always around when he was growing up, but
I worked hard and provided for him, and he's never
appreciated everything I did to sacrifice for him. Now he

(01:14:38):
acts like I was never really there for him, and
my punishment is that I don't get to be in
his daughter's life. Now I've always wanted to be that
doting grandmother and now I'm being shut out. How am
I supposed to handle this? What can I do?

Speaker 11 (01:14:53):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
Well, I can't tell you how to handle that because
you're his mother. I've never been a mother grandmother. I've
never been to grandmother. So for me to to act
like I know what you're feeling, I don't. All I
know is you and him have to have a sit
down and this young man has to grow up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
See. You know the problem with hanging on to the past.
The past hangs on to you too.

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
So now you can't have a future with your mother,
and your baby can't have a future with her grandmama
because you still mad about the past.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Broh.

Speaker 7 (01:15:33):
At one point in time, for the good of all involved,
especially yourself and your family, you got to let it go.
You got to let it go because always remember this,
anything you won't let go of won't let go of
you either.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Okay, we do that, how y'all like the way I'm
starting to edit myself later, but I don't like it.
But to know what you created, you finish? No, Well,
you want to know there was a junior. I just
edited when Junior speaking at the no in North Carolina.
At the I'm just saying, I just said, Shirley, let

(01:16:13):
me do this.

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
I edited myself from saying what I was thinking because
he's speaking of Sickle Sale convention. He to keep no speaking. Yes,
I just have an idea that would really no national
point across people would be giving if they saw its. No,
some people have never seen it though.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
All right, don't move on. We have time for We
have time for another one. This is from TJ on
Steve Harvey FM. TJ says, it's not like I'm new
to the dating game, but but does something change when
you hit thirty? About two months ago, I started dating
a girl I met at a work function, and we've
really hit it off. In fact, we've just made the

(01:16:54):
whole boyfriend girlfriend thing official. There is a downside though,
Apparently being called my girlfriend also entitled her to a
key to my place and I'm not feeling that just
right now. And when I said that I wasn't comfortable
with it, things turned into a what are you hiding
from me? Inquisition? Is this normal?

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
I don't know, dog, you're thirty, you know how long
It's been thirty eight years since I've been thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
I was thirty. I didn't have a key to nothing thirty.

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
Man, I'd have gladly gave somebody a key, anybody had
gave me a key. But bro, listen to me, man,
when y'all made it official, Yeah, y'all don't live together.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
No, but she wants a kep.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
What you're hiding from it? That's a fair question.

Speaker 11 (01:17:48):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (01:17:49):
If you don't want to give a key, don't give
a key. Don't give me personally. I'll give a key,
but I just want I just won't get the right
one made.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
You try coming over the other?

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Oh my bad.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Let me get another one, Oh my bad. Maybe maybe
I'll try to get you a copy made. Maybe they
didn't do it right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Yeah, I'll give you a key. I'm moving. I'm not
giving you now. You can't just open the door on me.
We ain't that ain't We all often be surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
What are you hiding from me? That's what she wants
to know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
The truth.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Said that exactly exactly. All right, guys, coming up, we'll
have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty
minutes after the hour. Right after this.

Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
Less up, it's DJ cagn and you're listening to Steve
Harvey Morning Show. There's morning shows and there's the Greatest
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Another one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
Carlo is here with Music News. What you got for
its CALLI Girl?

Speaker 13 (01:19:04):
Okay, So have you guys been seeing this on social media?
The Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, the.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Beadia, the beat.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
It's really bad. It's really really bad Cardi B.

Speaker 13 (01:19:13):
You know, she released her sophomore album titled am I
The Drama, and it seems like it has re ignited
this feud between her and Nicki Minaj.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
These two women have the rappers.

Speaker 13 (01:19:26):
They have tossed accusations back and forth on social media.
Nicki claims that Carti inflated the first week's sales of
her album on the debut number one on the Billboard Charts.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
You know, I talked about that and Music News not
too long ago. But this beef is too much.

Speaker 13 (01:19:45):
The insults they're going back and forth. It's very nasty.
They're mentioning the children.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
It's too far. You got to keep the chills out
of it.

Speaker 13 (01:19:54):
Yes, Tommy, it's it's nasty and it's ugly and I
just want them to stop.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
It's just not really it really don't make no sense,
you know. I'm so sick of us. Yes, we're the
only ones that do this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
It's horrible. It's horrible, Steve.

Speaker 7 (01:20:10):
And you wait till you ask, you wait till you
get where you ask God to get you, and then
you start back.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Pett Yeah, it's all about your business. There's plenty of
room at the top for both of them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Thank you that part. Thank you. It's too much divide
going on in the country for all this right now.
So that said with music News, that's my commentary. Yeah,
all right, thank you God for that.

Speaker 11 (01:20:35):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Yeah, they need to stop. You're right, all right, coming up,
we'll play around it, would you rather? Right after this
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone,
quick health question. Even though you're still thriving, still loving,
still connecting, did you know your immune system weakens with age.

(01:20:57):
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(01:21:21):
Would you rather? Would you rather have a great, big,
old big toe or would you rather have huge lips?

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Go ahead, Steve, stay hole on lips though its picture.

Speaker 7 (01:21:39):
Tony already wear at thirteen, y'all don't even know what
that is, so I really can't head. I already got
a big toe in big lips, so I really don't,
you know, damning them down in He's thirteen sometimes so
both you know, it's just hard, you know, I'm just,
like he said, already got it. I think it is

(01:22:00):
an advantage to have it lips like this size. I mean,
I could tell you so many things the benefit of it,
you know, like if you don't want to kiss a
girl twice, just give them one good one and that
a holder. You know that'll stop all that. Yeah, you know,
take your bad for donut. I just put the bottom
lip in your mouth and choke your half to death.

(01:22:21):
It works out like that, like like if I see
if I'm had, if I'm eating soup, I don't have
to cool the spoon. I do the whole boat.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
I just blow the bowl. See y'all pick your spoon
up and blow the spoon. I just blow the boat.

Speaker 7 (01:22:38):
Okay, you gotta have you know, and then like you know,
and then like I didn't have no trouble when I
was a kid, But you got your lips poked out fault.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
And I ain't never never said that to me. Yeah,
I ain't never. I never have never heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Yeah, all right, would you would you rather it be
summer or fall forever? Which one?

Speaker 10 (01:23:07):
Some while you're looking at me, I mean it's a
question for you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
To summer, Yeah, for sure?

Speaker 8 (01:23:18):
For you?

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Why don't you say that that the speech? You get
a speech this week?

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
You stop with your pointers.

Speaker 10 (01:23:25):
I'm just trying to give him some stuff to talk about. Speak, Yeah,
just talk about the weather.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Which one, steve? Summer or fall forever?

Speaker 8 (01:23:36):
For me?

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Okay? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Would you rather have twenty million dollars right now or
guarantee twenty more healthy years added to your life? Twenty
more years, twenty more healthy years, healthy years, very important
healthy years you can.

Speaker 10 (01:23:54):
Get I get that twenty million, I'm gonna kill myself,
all right if I get that twenty me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
I'm out. I'm a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
It'd be wilding out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
Is that what you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
What? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Yeah, I'm out of here. Five. I'm telling you five,
I'm out. I had missed it all awful?

Speaker 11 (01:24:13):
Family.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Why do you always say that you're gonna make me
believe that you really mean that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
I know where to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
I know where to mess it all up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
I gotta price. Everybody got a price.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Don't know what to mess it all up?

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Man, y'all, y'all, All right, that's today's round of would
you rather? Coming up next? It is our last break
of the day, and we'll close out the show with
the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey everyone, quick
health question. Even though you're still thriving, still loving, still connecting,

(01:24:54):
did you know your immune system weakens with age. That's
where vaccines come in. They help train and strengthen your
immune response to fight off certain respiratory illnesses like blue
new Macaco pneumonia, RSV, and COVID nineteen this fall, Ask
your doctor which vaccines you need and visit vaxsist dot com.
That's Vaexsist dot com to schedule one or more of

(01:25:16):
vaccines sponsored by Pfizer. All right, guys, here we are
last break of the day on this Thursday. It's been
a good days.

Speaker 7 (01:25:25):
All the perfect day for my ast junior, I said,
was he was he a uh? Was he ever a
New Edition fan of He was always joice? She said,
when New Edition came out, he was four. They was
on my TV show. Wow, say that that's crazy.

Speaker 12 (01:25:46):
Man, love New Edition. They could tour forever as far
as concerned.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
No, and they still got it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Yes they do, oh buddy, And we still love Bobby
Brown and all of them. Yeah, of course, Johnny, Frecky,
Mike and Ralph of course Ralph.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Yeah. All right, y'all. I got some closing remarks for you.

Speaker 8 (01:26:16):
All Right.

Speaker 7 (01:26:17):
It's something that I've learned over the years and I
want to share it with you. And uh, I guess
you know we were talking earlier, and I think the
greatest lesson I learned in life was to walk away.
You know, you can spend a lot of time with
foolishness by staying in a place that don't respect you,

(01:26:41):
that don't get you, that don't honor you, that don't
value you. You can spend a lot of time trying
to convince somebody of who you are me.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I've learned to walk away. And you know something, I
don't walk away now. I want you to hear what
I'm saying to you now. I don't walk away to
teach people a lesson. I walk away because I learned mine.
That was the biggest thing I had to get. I

(01:27:13):
do not walk away to teach people a lesson. I
walk away because I learned mine.

Speaker 7 (01:27:20):
I would rather walk away and adjust to living with
your absence that to stay over here, build up all
these boundaries so I can exist in your disrespect. I'm
not going to adjust my life anymore, set up all

(01:27:40):
these boundaries so I can fit within your disrespect.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
I walk away, And let me tell you something, y'all.
Walking away is not a weakness.

Speaker 7 (01:27:49):
It's actually strength because when you walk away, you can't
lose what you never had. When you walk away, it
mayom for greater things to come into your life. Sometimes
you got to let go to grow. Sometimes you have
to go to grow. Stop staying there thinking you you

(01:28:12):
I'm biting in. I'm digging in for what You're trying
to convince somebody of who you are, and they not
trying to buy it. Stop selling it, Stop letting people
devalue you, stop doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Know your worth.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
Move on.

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
It's okay. So I'm not walking away to teach you
a lesson. I'm walking away because I done learned.

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
Mind.

Speaker 7 (01:28:37):
You ain't for me, you ain't with me, you don't
want me, you don't value me. You keep trying to
put who I am and what I am in your
mental capacity.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
I ain't in that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
It's a funny thing, man. I was dealing with this
group one time in the government, a government agency, and
I was talking to the higher ups and it was
going really good. And then they said to me, well,
I'm gonna put you with my team so they can
analyze everything.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
And you know what they did.

Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
They put me with their team. But the team that
they put me with, all those people sit in cubicles.
I'm not a cubical person. You can't fit my ideas
and dreams in your cubicle because a lot of times
some people in cubicles can't see over the top of
them cubicles. Some people just belong in a cubicle because

(01:29:37):
they can't see over the top of it. They got
their little computer, they got their little job description, and
they sit in that cubicle and they operate as an
expert in that cubicle. And then here you come with
a big idea, a better idea, and it's all outside
their cubicle. But now they passing judgment. So now this
person in a cubicle can't even understand the value the monetary,

(01:30:00):
very value out and put on this deal, which is
an amount of money they may never see. So now
they sitting up been here looking at my idea, trying
to get how they can fit my idea into their cubicle.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
It's time to walk away. It's time to walk away.
And walking away, I ain't walking away to teach you
no lesson. I'm walking away because I learned mine that
you don't get me.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
See y'all, when they don't get you, it's okay, go
somewhere where they will, because somebody will get you. I
don't know a lot of people who become famous at home.
I just don't know a lot. I don't know a
lot of people who get famous at home. It's too

(01:30:50):
much hate.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Who he think he is? Now?

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
Why he over here talking like that? I remember when
you were you just ride your bike in front of
my house. Ain't nobody finn to pay you know, ten
thousand dollars? What what is you talking about? How he
gonna sit up in charge all that to come see him?
Ain't that that little big little boy you sit on
that porch down there? Ain't that ill baby? How he
gonna sit up here and charge me?

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:31:16):
The church I grew up in, why don't you come
and bless us? Why don't you bless me? You know
why I got to be in the blessing business. You
make a church? You got four thousand members? Now why
I got to come bless you? Why don't you bless me?

Speaker 11 (01:31:30):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Sometimes I don't know nobody got famous at home. I
just don't. Sometimes you got to go to grow. Leave
it alone, y'all walk away, and don't walk away to
teach him a lesson? Walk away because you learned a lesson.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Cool?

Speaker 7 (01:31:44):
Those are my clothes remarks. Y'all stay in peace today. Hey,
here's a big news. Talk to God today. He would
absolutely love to hear from me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Man. I'm gonna say something to him in a few
minutes myself.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
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