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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time, y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all. So given the.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Black a million bus busy.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Listening to to.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I want to joy, Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know you love you.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Gotta turn.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
the water the monica.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Look me, Come.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Come on, you think.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
I sure will?

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Good morning everybody? You are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me? Now what and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show? Man, oh man, o man? How good is
God to me? And part of the mission and the
reason that I have a radio show is to is
to become a share of more and more of a

(02:23):
share of you know, I just to hear my mother
say it to me all the time. But God blesses
you to become a blessing. And I think the more
you understand that about yourself, I think the more blessings
will flow your way. I think that once you understand
the principle.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
That you know. But it's kind of tied together with
some other.

Speaker 9 (02:44):
Scriptures, and I'm not too knowledgeable about them, of course,
as usual, but I do know what I've heard. You know,
and you know if you look at something simple as
do unto others as you would have them do unto you,
wouldn't you want somebody to help you with you needed help.
I just know how to get it down there to
where I've been able to understand it. If there's a

(03:08):
scripture similar that it says do unto others as you
would have them do unto you, or if that's you
know in a prayer, would not you want somebody to
help you if you needed help? You've heard you reap
what you sow? Do you understand that if you so discord,

(03:33):
that discord is gonna come your way. That if you hate,
hate gonna come your way. If you blog nothing but
negative comments about people, your life will be filled with negativity.
If all you do is talk about people, then guess
what somebody got to turn that gun around and talk
about you.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
See, it just stands to reason. So what I've learned
in my life and.

Speaker 9 (03:58):
Through all the tribulations that I've had, is to take
those lessons and share them with people in case you
ain't heard it from somebody else. See sometimes, and the
reason it seems like I'm redundant at times is which
I am, is because I'm always trying to find a
different way to say the same thing, because it's a

(04:21):
funny thing. Man, You got to hear it a certain
way for it to click with you. How many times
have I heard a saying and then I heard it
a different way that it clicked with me? You know,
I've heard this saying right here. Remember this now, everybody's

(04:42):
not happy for you. We've all heard that, right, everybody's
not happy for you. Well, that's very simple. I don't
need no explanation. That simply means of all the people
you know or do not know, when something happens to
you and you celebrate it, everybody not gonna join in
on the celebration.

Speaker 7 (05:03):
That's all that is. But then you take it one
step further.

Speaker 9 (05:07):
My father used to say something to me all the time.
He says, son, everybody come with you, can't go with you.
I didn't get that when I was fifteen. Everybody come
with you, can't go with you. He said, you're gonna
lose some of these friends you got along the way.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
But I don't care where you get in life.

Speaker 9 (05:23):
Know this right here, everybody can't go with you if
you are constantly trying to improve yourself you constantly have
to take assessment of the people around you, because if
you are going to continue to go and continue to grow,
then guess what you got to have people that's on
the goal and willing to grow, or else, guess what

(05:46):
you're gonna learn the valuable lesson. You know, the late
boxing promoter Butch Lewis. I was talking with Butcher Lewis
one time, and man with a good brother. Man, he say,
every successful man is doing what I call he got
rope work to do. He got rope work to do.
He got to put in work on rope. And I'm

(06:08):
sitting there listening to Butch Lewis and all the money
he had made and all the people's lives he had changed,
and all of the moves he was making. And he's
an incredible skills as a negotiator on behalf of some
very very wealthy people. He was just an amazing man
with no education, but he read everything. He Butch Lewis
read all the papers, all the periodicals. That brother knew everything.

(06:31):
He said, you got to put in rope. And I
was sitting there listening. He said, here's the analogy, little brother.
He said, you are on rope. There's a thick rope.
You have on no shirt, you have on some tattered clothes,
you have on no shoes. Your shorts is cut off
just below the knee, and they tatted, and you got

(06:52):
dirt on you and your sweating. There's this huge, huge
raw rope over your shoulder. There's burn marks on all
of your shoulder. Connected to that rope is a wagon.
That wagon has all your weight on it, all your responsibilities,
all the people you're responsible for, all your children, your wife,

(07:13):
your family members, your employees, your coworkers, your friends. They
all on that wagon. Man, They just sitting there. He's saying,
what you gotta do is you gotta pull that wagon
up the heel.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Now.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
The only thing with it is, can't nobody help you
pull your wagon?

Speaker 7 (07:31):
You pull your wagon alone.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
He say.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
Now, what you can do along the way of pulling
your wagon is you can find yourself a good wife,
a good woman. He say, Now, what that woman does
is she get down off the wagon. She fan you
while you pull it. She put water on you while
you pull it. She puts stuff in your mouth while
you pull it. She kicked rocks out the weight while
you pull it. But she but she pull it for you,

(07:56):
But she is equally as important as you are on
the pull of rope. He say, you hear me clearly now,
young soldier, He said, nah, I got this here, he says,
people on your wagon that you're responsible for. But you
want the people on your wagon to help you get
your wagon to the top. So what you hope is
that they got their foot hanging over the side pushing,

(08:18):
They got one leg over the back, or maybe both
legs over the back pushing. They got they might have
their butt on the wagon, but they push you with
both legs, they back facing your back, maybe some of
them facing you when one of them got left leg
hanging over trying to push. And you hope that all
them people on the wagon you pulling is back there
at least trying to help the wagon get to the

(08:39):
top of the hill.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Here go your problem.

Speaker 9 (08:41):
Though everybody ain't pushing, Everybody ain't pulling. Ain't everybody ain't pulling,
Everybody ain't kicking rocks out the way. You got some
people on your wagon that's just laying on the wagon,
drinking lemonade, looking at you, talking about how long it's
taking you to get your wagon up to the top,
looking at you talking about why this wagon is so slow.

(09:03):
Then when you start picking up picking up speed, they
want you to pull harder, you to pull faster, you
to pull more. Then they want you to throw what
you then earned on the way up the hill backed
on the wagon so they can have MO.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
But guess what, they ain't helping you get more.

Speaker 9 (09:18):
But they got a sense of entitlement that since you
got MO, they should have MO.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Everybody come with you can't go with you.

Speaker 9 (09:25):
Sometimes you gotta kick the people off the wagon that
ain't pushing and pull it and say, hey man, I'm sorry.
I thought I could do this with you, and I
thought you was going with me. But it's clear to
me you ain't nothing but dead weight. And it ain't
my responsibility to carry dead weight anymore. I have carried
you as long as I have to carry you. You
are no longer my responsibility. I'm responsible for my family,

(09:49):
my wife, my children. I'm not responsible for you. You got
to get off my wagon because I'm a man on rope.
I'm on a mission. Baby, I'm pulling.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
You're listening into the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (10:04):
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Speaker 6 (10:08):
That's right, too down to to go. You know how
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the crew. Shirley Strawberry call Farroo on Mississippi, Monica and
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all right, Wednesday?

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Everybody good if that's morning?

Speaker 10 (10:30):
Yeah, good morning man, good morning, blessed and thankful.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
When my grandmother said highly fame, what's that?

Speaker 11 (10:41):
I'm so proud of how you leading this show. You're
doing such a wonderful job, brother, because your close remark
yesterday was remarkable.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
I was remarkable.

Speaker 12 (10:50):
They were remarkable. Whatever director, are you going head that way?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
That's I spoke from the heart. Junior.

Speaker 12 (11:00):
You not trying to help nobody.

Speaker 10 (11:02):
No, No, because I'm trying. It's I'm focused on me
and and I can't get clear. If I got to
give you directions on where you need to go now here,
I am stuck because I can't.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Never makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
You just want to bring some logic into this situation.
Logic clear things with y'all. You know everything. I give
you as much as I can. Yesterday, I sent y'all
my back with suctions on it. I tried to share
with y'all what you're going on. That sounds crazy. You
need the whole What is it, y'all? Uh coupy. Yeah,

(11:42):
I sent that to y'all. Some of y'all. Some of y'all, well,
a little offended, but that's all right, because I wonder
what made you think we wanted to see you?

Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah, yeah, we were all like.

Speaker 10 (11:51):
Yeah, I was going through and I didn't want to
go through by myself. So I shared it what y'alls
y'all could go through with me?

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Did it? Did it?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Do we send you our mammograms? Do we send I mean,
we don't do these things.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
You know.

Speaker 10 (12:06):
I can't take that. You know, I can't come on,
you know I can't.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
You know.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I post my mammogram pictures for awareness. I'm I'm don't
know that we're talking about that to help for the audience.
I'm talking about where personally, he didn't he didn't send
it to the audience. He just sent it to us.
My couple was to help you out. You might need
some couple, you know what I'm saying it was it was.

(12:33):
It was a little learning experience for y'all, that's all.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
It was. Okay, so we're glad. Oh I send some
running past somebody first, Yes, yes, to see if we care.

Speaker 12 (12:49):
I didn't even know that was cupping time. I thought
those were squiva bites.

Speaker 13 (12:51):
I said, get red killing him.

Speaker 10 (13:02):
It's now well, I guess I won't send you out
a colony next month.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
I guess, y'all. Thank you. Just check with someone before
you what health is wealth? So get tested?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Oh wheness there's a lot of people listening this morning.
They probably get these same kind of tastes from their coworkers.
We don't care, all right, guys, coming up at thirty
two minutes after the hour, we're going to run that
prank back with the copper himself.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
The nephew right after this will not share my prostate.

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(14:23):
the nephew is here with run that prank back what
you got for his ne.

Speaker 10 (14:27):
F I got bump and grind, Shirley, bump and right, thanks, Yeah,
I'm wrong with that exactly, Bump and grind.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Let's go get though.

Speaker 14 (14:38):
Hello.

Speaker 15 (14:39):
Hello, I'm chat with Marcus.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Marcus.

Speaker 16 (14:42):
Yeah, this is Can you hear me?

Speaker 17 (14:44):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 15 (14:45):
Pretty good?

Speaker 14 (14:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (14:46):
I can.

Speaker 14 (14:46):
Man.

Speaker 16 (14:47):
Hey, hey listen radio.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
And air Force.

Speaker 15 (14:51):
Heay, hey listen.

Speaker 18 (14:53):
I live in and I live in an apartment building
that you just moved into. I live in twenty one
A and you live above me in twenty two A.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Uh huh.

Speaker 18 (15:02):
I actually got your number from the leasing office. I
told him I wanted to welcome you to the apartment building, man,
but I didn't want to really raise no eyebrows. But
I was really calling about you know. You know, first
of all, let me go ahead and say welcome to
the building. Man, I hope the union your uh is
that your wife that lives with you.

Speaker 16 (15:19):
First of all, thank you, brother, I appreciate it. But
why would you need to have my number to do that?

Speaker 17 (15:24):
You could just came knocked on my door.

Speaker 14 (15:25):
Man.

Speaker 18 (15:26):
Well, yeah, yeah, we'll see whatever. The reason why I
mean I really called and got the number was kind
of reach out to you. Man. I don't be wanting
to start no trouble with nobody or nothing like that.
I'd be wanting to you know, I want my neighbors
to be cool with me, and I want to be
cool with my neighbors.

Speaker 15 (15:39):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, So, so I was reaching.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
Out man, because you know the noise, man.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I was.

Speaker 18 (15:46):
I'm I work at night and I sleep during the day. Man,
But it seems like that you guys moved in man,
in the middle.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Of the day.

Speaker 18 (15:54):
It's just you know, I mean, I know what it's
like to have.

Speaker 17 (15:57):
But law, hold hold on, hold on, holda you're hearing
marriage is coming from.

Speaker 16 (16:01):
My place in the middle of the day, right, I
mean I'm hearing I'm getting I'm here and you're making.

Speaker 14 (16:07):
Love to your lady.

Speaker 18 (16:08):
Man.

Speaker 16 (16:09):
I mean, wow, man, Now you know what it is.

Speaker 17 (16:12):
You might be hearing something from a mother another unit. Man,
it's definitely not coming from months because I'm at work
and my you know, my girl is there, but she
want to computer. You know, she's looking for a gig
right now, he look it.

Speaker 16 (16:24):
Okay, okay, okay, wait ant now, So you live in
apartment twenty two, Ay, right, yeah, see I.

Speaker 15 (16:31):
Live in twenty one A.

Speaker 19 (16:32):
Your your bedroom is above my bedroom?

Speaker 16 (16:36):
Was then helda holda you're telling me that you're hearing
yours just to sound like somebody's they can love coming
from my crib at this time of day, and I'm
not doing and only my woman is doing.

Speaker 14 (16:52):
Dude.

Speaker 15 (16:52):
Man, you know I get it. I'm not trying to
be rude or any day.

Speaker 16 (16:55):
I appreciate you calling.

Speaker 15 (16:57):
And you know everybody now that twenty one you shad will.

Speaker 18 (17:00):
Right uh yeah yeah yeah, man, Look.

Speaker 17 (17:04):
I mean you calling me, So let's get to the
bottom of this.

Speaker 15 (17:07):
One time you seeing you hearing this?

Speaker 17 (17:10):
What kind of hands are you hearing?

Speaker 16 (17:11):
Exactly?

Speaker 18 (17:12):
Tell me, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what, man,
there's probably.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Just a big mistake. I mean, maybe she just hanging
some pictures or something.

Speaker 16 (17:17):
Bro. Literally, no, I know pictures, man, We ain't even
pictures your I mean you calling me like you hear
black handling band asking my PRIs you're talking about? Man,
Hey man, listen Marcus I podcast. I'm I'm you.

Speaker 15 (17:36):
Know, I'm no my minute, keep telling me I'm here.

Speaker 19 (17:40):
You say what I'm saying.

Speaker 15 (17:41):
I don't know what you're on, but I'm a minute.

Speaker 16 (17:43):
No, I'm understand that.

Speaker 14 (17:45):
Honey.

Speaker 15 (17:46):
You called me telling me you hearing whats's coming from
that could and showing like somebody and now you're telling
me that thought if you know.

Speaker 18 (17:55):
Hey man, all I'm saying is maybe it's just a
legitimate mistake.

Speaker 19 (17:58):
I don't think makes she hanging the pictures, the moves
about it or something like that.

Speaker 15 (18:01):
I just when I keep telling you that, you know,
pit ain't nobody having this.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
It shouldn't do you know.

Speaker 16 (18:07):
It's coming from my said Hey man, I ain't trying
to I ain't trying to start.

Speaker 14 (18:13):
No trouble man, And you're not starting what you tell
me that.

Speaker 16 (18:16):
All I was rolling about was trying to get a decent,
decent rests.

Speaker 14 (18:19):
Man.

Speaker 15 (18:20):
I work at night brought us all I'm talking about. Man,
I'm not trying to.

Speaker 16 (18:23):
Do with the great guys ship.

Speaker 15 (18:25):
I don't care it you calling me telling.

Speaker 16 (18:27):
Me then that just want good for your legs.

Speaker 15 (18:32):
Anyone's going on like that.

Speaker 16 (18:33):
That ain't even reason you got to ride a dress?

Speaker 15 (18:36):
What do you live at?

Speaker 14 (18:36):
Man? You live at.

Speaker 15 (18:39):
Yes, man in Apartment twenty one A and your place
the above mine? Man, Man, hold on, man, holo, we pull.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
The suck over?

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Man?

Speaker 17 (18:47):
Oh what second?

Speaker 14 (18:48):
Man?

Speaker 15 (18:48):
Because you're talking us off.

Speaker 14 (18:49):
Dude.

Speaker 15 (18:50):
Hey man, look, I'm not I'm not trying to have
no trouble. Man, I'm not trying to have no trouble.
I got I was working there, Dan, I just think
the hours a week while you like this, Okay, okay,
I'm not. All I'm saying is man, I thought I
thought you was.

Speaker 19 (19:05):
Making love to your your woman. Man, That's what I thought.
That's why I called you to ask her to keep
the noise downs.

Speaker 14 (19:11):
Of my wife. I ain't.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
There.

Speaker 15 (19:17):
You go, you go wood it for the way coming
to Rocky Hill cidly from that could no, hold on.

Speaker 19 (19:25):
Hold the hell up, dude, You're not coming to my
apartment to hear nothing.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Man, I ain't got nothing to do with this.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I want's.

Speaker 19 (19:34):
I ain't letting you in my house. Man, I by
no man that you got going on upstairs. You gotta
control your woman.

Speaker 14 (19:40):
Man.

Speaker 12 (19:40):
It ain't got nothing to do with me.

Speaker 15 (19:43):
I'm telling me. Woman wasn't even not woman.

Speaker 14 (19:46):
I know, I know, I know it.

Speaker 19 (19:49):
There weighing it out for the last two weeks between
twelve and two.

Speaker 18 (19:53):
I know that.

Speaker 17 (19:56):
You talking to James.

Speaker 15 (19:57):
Man. I'm coming to your hou You ain't coming to
my apartment. Man, I'm not ay Man. Listen, No, I
ain't got nothing to do with it. I'm telling you,
Chris Man.

Speaker 20 (20:09):
Hey, I got one more thing I.

Speaker 15 (20:10):
Need to say, you man that you listen for my crib.

Speaker 14 (20:12):
Oh, I got one more thing I need to say.

Speaker 19 (20:15):
All right, all right, you better let's say better be
telling me you really don't are you listen?

Speaker 15 (20:20):
Yeah, I'm listen.

Speaker 17 (20:22):
This is nephew.

Speaker 15 (20:23):
Tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (20:26):
You just got branked by your own boy.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
Wait a minute?

Speaker 15 (20:30):
Oh what then every twenty one?

Speaker 19 (20:33):
Ain't man step away from twenty one a please? This
is left you tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning
till your boy.

Speaker 6 (20:40):
You got me to break you?

Speaker 15 (20:41):
Man?

Speaker 14 (20:42):
Oh? Oh?

Speaker 15 (20:48):
Are you at twenty one eight?

Speaker 14 (20:50):
Jo?

Speaker 15 (20:50):
I'm right outside my apartment.

Speaker 19 (20:52):
Man, I'm ready blow ahead.

Speaker 15 (20:55):
Hang up man, nept you tell me, just tell me?

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Man, how you doing?

Speaker 16 (21:00):
Brother?

Speaker 14 (21:01):
Oh man? Man, Tommy?

Speaker 15 (21:03):
You man me going now?

Speaker 16 (21:04):
I was coming up?

Speaker 15 (21:06):
Man, I'm serious, Man, I got one more thing I
gotta ask upon. I let you go, man, what is
what is the maddest radio show in the land? Man?

Speaker 16 (21:16):
Man, It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show without a doubt.

Speaker 19 (21:19):
Hey man, step away from.

Speaker 14 (21:21):
Twenty one eight.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
I don't see nothing wrong.

Speaker 7 (21:28):
Coming up next, ask the ridd of Lood, the Ready
to Love Officer and Junior. Right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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All right?

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We'll talk to our girl Cheryl and find out all
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Speaker 1 (22:40):
But right now it is time to ask the Riddilo
the ready to Love Officer and Junior. This is from
Shakir in Memphis. Shaki writes, I was having lunch with
my wife and a chick that I had sex with
earlier this year was sitting across from us. As she left,
she said hi and introduced herself to my wife. Is

(23:00):
it safe to call and tell her she better not
do anything that's stupid again?

Speaker 18 (23:05):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (23:05):
Really?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (23:08):
Why do they do that? What was that for? Why
does she why does she come to the table. You
see the man sitting there with his wife?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Why do that?

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Okay? So not that's the lad wife.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Not You skipped over the main point of the whole thing.

Speaker 12 (23:26):
No, we didn't know.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
We didn't know.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
We didn't.

Speaker 12 (23:28):
So you want to know why she did that.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
So you want her to follow the rules, but you
didn't follow the rooms.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
I won't eat her dinner. Get the hell out of
the restaurant to control her behavior. She know that was
wrong to come up to the table and say something wrong,
But it's not wrong for you to cheat. Come on, man,
that's not that's not.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
About it.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
No, that's exactly what we're talking about. I don't know
what you're talking about, but that's what I know. I
know we ain't eating that no more.

Speaker 16 (24:00):
I know.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
So so Junior should she should he call her and
tell her she better not do that again?

Speaker 12 (24:12):
No, no, you ain't got to call my prop is
if you see me and I'm not with you, don't
talk to me.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
That's the room. You see this.

Speaker 12 (24:20):
Like you didn't see her. She was sitting there eating
with me. That's not you.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
That's the room. So, yeah, you have any comments for
the husband, the cheating husband.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
He's not cheating.

Speaker 12 (24:31):
I'm having lunch. This is cheating here. We're having lunch
with my wife.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
You see this, he's not cheat. At the moment you
went at the wedding.

Speaker 12 (24:43):
This is my wife. Why are you even talking to me?

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Trying to do right?

Speaker 11 (24:51):
We're doing right, and here y'all comes.

Speaker 10 (24:55):
Talking me say this. Let me say that this is Memphis,
so you got to be killed. Just approach nobody. Memphis
stole two tanks. Okay, you don't.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
Memphis, Memphis is not to be toyed with.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Not all right?

Speaker 7 (25:12):
Moving on to Fifi and Tacoma, Phoefee writes, my boyfriend
got to my house and I heard him tell whoever
he was talking to that he was about to run
into the store real quick, and he called them back.
He swore it was his son. And if that's the case,
why lie and say he was going inside a store?

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Make it make sense?

Speaker 7 (25:33):
Just all these lies?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Come on?

Speaker 6 (25:36):
Makes this? Makes this make sense? Come on, I want
to hear give it to me again. I just I
just one more time because I got to help I
got to help him.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, okay, now this is from Fife. Her name is
Fifi and Tacoma. Fife says, my boyfriend got to my house.
I heard him tell whoever he was talking to that
he was about to run into the store real quick,
and he called them back.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
He swore it was his son. If that's the case,
why lie and say he was.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
Going into a store?

Speaker 7 (26:04):
A simple questions answer.

Speaker 10 (26:07):
Some listen, all lies are not understandable. Okay, All lies
are not understandable, and all lives are not for you.
He lied to the boy. He didn't lie to you. Okay,
So now you're trying to get into a lit It
ain't got nothing to do with you. He's coming to
see you. He's coming to see you, y'a often to

(26:28):
have a good evening. Why are you worried about him
lying to the boy. A lot of people have to
lie to their kids. The man lied to his child. Okay,
let that go.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
This is about you.

Speaker 10 (26:36):
This time is about you, and we're not gonna spend
our time talking about why I lied to my boy.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
That ain't got nothing to.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
Do with you. Jor oh, I want to turn your
mic off, Tommy right now, I'm gonna tell you put
him out.

Speaker 11 (26:51):
Yeah, me and Tommy, y'all understand, my father lied to
me my whole life. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
It's just a lie.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's not.

Speaker 12 (27:02):
That important.

Speaker 11 (27:03):
I'm outside your house. I'm here with you, cass who's
on the phone. That's not important.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
No, she is not about who's on the phone. It's
about the lie. I'm about to run and I felt
the same way.

Speaker 12 (27:15):
You don't have any time, doublely said, I'm on my way.
He never showed up. I didn't get mad.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
So that's what you turning into issues.

Speaker 12 (27:26):
Yeah, that's the job, taking that time.

Speaker 11 (27:28):
What I'm saying, Carling, he's gonna make it. It's just
a simple lie. I'm going into the stove. I call
you back, but I'm with my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
So what Why is she mad? Cause the problem is this.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
The boy is fine, car The boy's fine.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Talking to the boy.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
From the beginning.

Speaker 12 (27:47):
Yes, he was lining to everybody the sun going here.

Speaker 14 (27:52):
Do we know?

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Okay, listen, y'all, we know the is lying. We know
the boy wasn't on the phone.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
We know that we.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
But listen, what just got to do with y'all? Why y'all?
And everybody's lies?

Speaker 10 (28:13):
Not everybody live the life they want to live, Nobody
without y'all asking all these questions?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
No judgment?

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Why are we judging?

Speaker 10 (28:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (28:23):
All right, come on, all right, we're.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Yeh three lives, three lives? Come on, this is too much?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Moving on to Amelia in Pittsburgh. Let's see what Amelia
has to say. Amelia Rights, I have a group of
girlfriends that cannot get along. I always I'm always having
to be the peacemaker, and I'm sick of all of them.
I wanted to do a unity brunch to bring them
all together. Is this the best way to get peace?
Or should I unfriend all of them? Unity brush brunch

(28:59):
to bring together for just saying forget them, I'm friend.

Speaker 10 (29:02):
You're off the tatti brunch up. I'm gonna tell you
if you do the brunch, they're from the tattlet brunch,
They're gonna be eggs and waffles. Headwell, I'm just telling
you it's gonna it's gonna. It's not gonna go to
where you wanted to go. Like, yes, if they've been
arguing all this time, I can assure you you're not.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
You're not.

Speaker 10 (29:18):
Just because you call it a unity brunch, you think
that's gonna just creates some peace.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
She's a peacemaker, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
She's okay.

Speaker 10 (29:26):
There's always one piece maker in the group, and the
peace maker don't never win. You ain't never heard the
peace maker came through. You ain't never heard that.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
It's going to be a fight because they don't get
a lot of peacemakers, don't get a lot of press
and get a lot of love.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
You know, people like to be fights. Whatever chicken and
waffle they got in Pittsburgh, that's what's gonna happen. So
she shouldn't do this unity brunch. No, that's what you're saying. No,
you needn't think.

Speaker 12 (29:55):
No, I'm gonna turn on. Why why did you take
the role of peacemakers?

Speaker 15 (29:59):
You?

Speaker 11 (30:00):
First of all, you know your friends was hood when
you met him. Know, that's my problem is you knew
these people was not gonna work out. Why is you
trying to be peacemaking? In fact, go ahead, ha the
unity brunch. Just don't show up because they're going to jail.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Ok.

Speaker 21 (30:13):
Wow, all right, guys are too high to be trying
this girl something us mostly coming up at the top of.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
The hour, our good friend and family member Cheryl Underwood
will be right here right after this.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (30:37):
Joining us this morning is our family member, the one
and only Cheryl Underwood, formerly of the top daytime talk show.
Cheryl is a stand up comedian and an out of
work talk show host. So that's why her new comedy
tour is appropriately.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Named I Need a job.

Speaker 10 (30:55):
We're gonna find out all about to do it and
what else is going on with our girl, Cheryl Underwood.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Let's go geryld Underwood.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Listen, tell you you saying it right? Ro shit man
and good morning, good morning.

Speaker 12 (31:05):
You said it right. I need a job to it.
You got ready to love?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
I'm ready to love, but I gotta get a job first,
because I gotta buy outfit. I gotta get a new wig.
I'm going synthetic. Synthetic can be cut. You can't wear
a synthetic wig.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
Ladies, get it right.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
I would love for you to be on ready to love.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
I'm ready to love. I'm ready to love. But there
you Cheryl, Yes, I am surely. Listen, Praise to Lord.
I just need to hug your neck.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Baby. You're going through a lot.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
But come on back over here with the rest of us.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Apply mellow fellows, you know, because I'm gonna be winning
the little Yachty contest.

Speaker 12 (31:41):
I'm winning it. It's not making money called I'm making money.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I go firsty little hit hop clubs who looked the
most like little Yachty.

Speaker 12 (31:51):
I just walk up in there, take all they little
young money.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I asked you not to do that, to do that
type it in Lila Yati, Sheryl Underwood, Who is who?

Speaker 12 (32:05):
Who is who?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
That's why it's called that I need a job tour
because people were asking me. They was like, sure, why
are you working so hard? I need a job to talk.
I canceled in December, and like most Americans, I need
a job. And everything I'm doing is to uplift Americans
and American way of life.

Speaker 12 (32:22):
We know what we need to do.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
People need to laugh, they need to come into theaters,
and there's comedy clubs and that's what Junior, me and
you gonna be together in Atlantic City at the Boardwalk
Shore in October, come on October twelfth. And that's right,
we're gonna be bo wait man. Were going to Raleigh
first at Memorial Auditorium. But also I'm gonna be over
at Langston University.

Speaker 12 (32:40):
That's right. I'm still uplifting HBCUs. That's right. I'm goneel
little College.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
In Jacksonssissippi. Oh, speaking to jacks Mississippi. When you putting it,
ready to have you done, ready to love in Jackson's No.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
I haven't done ready to love in Jackson.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Can you come on because that's where the fine dudes are.
We need to get on a plane. Yeah, big tree
looking dudes, big my huging in cherry Wood. Now we're
not leaving out the whites and the Hispanics. I'm just
saying my first choice is soul food because it nourishes you.
That's my first choice. But I have sampled everything God

(33:16):
had made on the buffer of love. I am still single.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
How let you go.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
That's why we're over there dating at Dulings once a month.
We dating over at Duling's right in ingo Wood. While Yeah,
that's right, that's soul food to find your soulmate. That's
why I'm doing it. I'm out here street walking for love.
That's what I'm really trying to do. What what I'm
looking for? A save man that know the Lord? Yes, well,

(33:42):
street walking for love. Listen, if you have a singles
ministry at your church, how let you girl. I'm trying
to find somebody. I'm trying to be evinly young. I
need somebody that understands my flaws and why I need
to be closer to Christ.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
And I need my rib and speaking of ribs.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
If you got the best rib joint, call right now,
and so you can tell me, because I would be
outside of your rib joint. Matter of fact, if you
if you're Jamaica and you make great oxtails, how at
your girl?

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Man?

Speaker 14 (34:09):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (34:10):
Yeah, yunk, yeah, you know what, Colin.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I picked up a dude and I was eating the
oxtail and I was actually licking my fingers, and that
drew him over toward me. And I didn't know whether
it was me licking my fingers or whether it was
the ox tails. Oh my breath that might have done it.

Speaker 12 (34:28):
Yes, all right, man, what comes today? What kind of
man am I looking for?

Speaker 14 (34:35):
Y'all?

Speaker 12 (34:35):
Saw me on a club? Shay Shay?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
I go from thirty five to ninety five. I go
from day Kwan to a woodrow. I tell it all,
not Rubus, Nate, thank you, Malachi, I.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Go old, I go young.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Matter of fact, if Shannon had taken my advice, you know,
me and Shannon shot was in a car one night.
We was talking, I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna drop him. Shirley,
y'all on to date, y'all on a date.

Speaker 12 (35:03):
Chiryl, Yes, what did he think what did he think, Well,
it was two.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Dark skinned Negroes in a in a car late at night,
so nobody saw us in the car.

Speaker 12 (35:15):
Self driving.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
That's right before Eli must even thought about it. We
had already done it. You gonna see him ya for
stealing my idea. I'm suing it for stelling my idea.
Already did it, and I was rapping. I was rapping baby. Yeah,
and you know we could be together. We could change

(35:36):
the world. You know, we could be Cookie Loucius, we
could be all of that, because we still friends to
this day. And I'm very upset about what happened to him,
but I would like to talk to him. Do you
think that we could get him on this show? And
we talked to him because I have a theory of
what happened. Y'all want to know what the theory?

Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah, the theory.

Speaker 12 (35:55):
Somebody need to find out. Do that girl?

Speaker 7 (35:56):
No skip Bayless. I believe she was in Marves. I
believe it wasn't set up.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Sure what it's poscause shot out.

Speaker 12 (36:06):
In my baby stephen A Smith over there killing it
a General hospital. That's why I need to know. Oh, yeah,
he's general.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
He played Brick on General Hospital and he's the computer guy.

Speaker 12 (36:19):
Uh to Sonny Corintho's my boss.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
And then somebody was trying to kill Sonny Corinthos and
Brick came in and shot the affashin. I was like, boy,
you are killing it. He was gonna get with the girl,
and then I tried to be his love interest. I said, Steve,
you need to tell them that this is the best
love interest you can have. I know how to do
the love scene. I was on Bold and the Beautiful.

(36:42):
I was on Young and the rest Man, me and
Dollar Bill. Did you see Donia Manti with them tight
jeans on?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I was like, I did it.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
I was trying to even though it was fake. It
was a fake character because he heavily married, but your
real character was not. So I was trying to get
I was trying to be bold and beautiful. I was
trying to be Young and the Restless. And back to
Ready to Love Jack's Mississippi. You need to go to
these small country towns like I'm traveling to.

Speaker 7 (37:06):
I need you to go to Minna of Cheryl what
what hang on? We'll come back with more of Cheryl
Underwood ready for me.

Speaker 12 (37:14):
I'm looking for a job.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Tour right after this you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, here we are back with
more of our family member. We love her so much,
Cheryl Underwood and only no one like Cheryl, no one.

Speaker 10 (37:36):
We gotta get your dates again. But before we go
through the days, you gotta tell me you you you
have always been. I will, I would enable you know
our family Republican. What is going on with your party?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Yoh?

Speaker 3 (37:49):
I had to move to an undisclosed location in the
closets at the meeting. I'm waiting for the meeting to start.
I am the blank that sat by the door.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
Old school. Know what I just said.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yabbed in the Republican Party because somebody got to know
what's going on before they do what they gonna do. Listen,
what's happening right now? This is why I state in
the Republican Party. People say, well, why don't you leave it?
Because of the things that's going on. You got to
have somebody that got some sense in the party so
you can see what's going on now.

Speaker 12 (38:21):
I want to be able to talk to what's that
boy out of Florida?

Speaker 6 (38:23):
What's the name?

Speaker 7 (38:24):
A Byron?

Speaker 19 (38:25):
Was?

Speaker 7 (38:25):
His name was a named Byron Douglass.

Speaker 14 (38:30):
Not the same.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
No, I'm just looking at the names that we give
him when we be in the Republican meeting. You see,
he didn't win nothing, but they got another one. What's
the boy named? He trying to rough a governor and
he's a brother. And let me tell you something. All
the black Republicans, I think we need to go back
to the history of when black Republicans were doing things
Jackie Robson, black Republican, doctor King, black Republican, when you're

(38:53):
talking about Arthur Fletcher, father of Affirmative Action, Black Republican
Senator Edward Books, black Republicans.

Speaker 12 (38:59):
But here's the case.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
You can't go over there and think it's gonna be
cool if you don't stand up for something. I think
that the Dyron Donald that's what's ground. Quick finger, got
quick hands on that computer. Girl got up. Listen, if
I could type that fast, I would have another job.
I'll be over there in clerical I'll be over there
doing things on social media if I can type as

(39:22):
fast as you can. But that boy that all those
people that are that are doing drinking the kool aid,
they need to stand up for all Americans. They need
to stand up when they're not right. Look what happened
with this FCC thing. When Americans stood together and said
this is not right. When you got ted Cruz agreeing

(39:43):
with people that what the FCC do wasn't right, that's
when you're truly gonna make America a better country.

Speaker 12 (39:50):
So my goal and I want to start this right now.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
I'm working with my brothers a five minutes say about
and all Greek letter organizations and civil rights organizations. Everything
that's being cut we can put back, get out of
the meeting and back.

Speaker 12 (40:02):
Into the community. We can feed the children if.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
We work with corporations that have surplus food. You cannot
learn if you are hungry. We can educate our children.
We've done it before, we do it again. But let
us work together for all Americans to truly make America
a better country. And that is my goal, and that
is why I would be running for presidents. Great campaign speech,

(40:24):
char I think I could be president. I think I'll
be president in the White House than they've ever seen.
But I'm gonna I'm gonna run for presidents.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
We come back, we want these dates again.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
That's what we got, and then we gotta find my
runner makes so I can run for president because that
is a job as well.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
House.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Oh, that's the episode. That's the episode right there, I'll
be going all.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
The shit and the Senate.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right here we
are back with the one and only Sheryl Underwood, resident Republican.
She was just telling us about her her yeah, her
bid for the presidency.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Perhaps all of that.

Speaker 12 (41:07):
I think I should be the first running, but I'm
really sure would you vote for me?

Speaker 6 (41:12):
Listen?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
I believe I'm an old school Republican that's really a
blue dog conservative Democrat.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
But I gotta stay in it, and all of us
got to stay in it.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
We gotta get ready for the midterms, and then we
got to make this country even better for all Americas,
the farmers and the farm workers, everybody that runs a
small business.

Speaker 12 (41:31):
We gotta make it better.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
That's why I'm working so hard in these comedy clubs
and these theaters and helping these promoters stay strong.

Speaker 12 (41:38):
And we got good content, good products.

Speaker 14 (41:41):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
And now this is not a joke that my company
is developing gospel content. We have a gospel play, part
one in part two that we're licensing to churches and
community organizations. Tyler Perry has given us the model to
make spiritual content. Let us get out there do it,
and they keep the money and that finances the ministry.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
So I'm doing more with what I got now that
I got the time to do it.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
But I got to sell these tickets in these comedy
clubs and these theaters for me to be able to
do it. Because if there's a lot of work out there,
and there's a lot of corporate Relationshsip be had, I
want every corporation to advertise on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (42:21):
Why is that? Don't act like that, We're just an
automatic customer. You have to add. Do you notice that
McDonald's advertised like they just opened.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
Am I right? Still goods?

Speaker 6 (42:33):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
So we need the businesses to advertise. We need the
people to keep radio alive.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
You know my word.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Black people do not believe Jesus is coming back until
Tommy says it on the Steve Harvey Morning Show and
you tell me the exact location where the.

Speaker 12 (42:48):
Lord will be.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
And this is about money, power, respect, and keeping people working.
A working man is a strong man, a working woman
is a strong woman.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Everybody needs working, speaking to work.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
If I will be at the Comedy Live at the
Orphium Theater in Memphis, that's right this weekend, I'll be
down there. I'll be at the Funny Bone in Kansas City, Missouri,
to the Little College Found a week and Jack's Mississippi,
Langston University, Galla Lankston, Oklahoma, Memorial Auditor in Rileigh, North Carolina,
Broadwrock Boardwalk Hall. That'll be me and Junior, Atlantic City.

(43:21):
I always envisioned that, but I can only go far.
I can only do so far. In my fantasy, Junior
is married. I know, that's why it's a fantasy. That's
a fantasy. I gonna do Nothingyl It's okay.

Speaker 18 (43:40):
You know.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
I like him young, and he's a junior. They was like,
who brought the baby in the casino? Just Keeters, he
wanta bey.

Speaker 12 (43:52):
This is where I'm gonna be right on.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Then be right over there on that craft table, and
I'll be right.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Next to him.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
I'na be right next to him, switching them drinks out
because you don't had nothing to drink, Junior, because you're
too young to be in the drinks.

Speaker 12 (44:03):
And then to go see them let them lose they
look a license.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
They want to Hey, I'm gonna be at the Mihelia
Jackson Theater in New Orleans on the eighteenth of October.
Then I'll be on the Tom Joiner Cruise, the Fantastic Voyage.
And we all know why HBCUs are important to us,
so check that out. I'll be at the Funny Bone
in Cincinnati, and Liberty, Ohio, the im prov in Ontario, California,

(44:26):
Liberty Live in Huntsville, Alabama, Dothan Opera House in Dothan, Alabama,
he Lium and Indianapolis, the im Provent Brea, and the
Atlantic Comedy Theater. And those are my dates throughout the year.
But if you are a promoter or a comedy club,
I am taking all work. That is why this is
called the I need a job tour. I need a job,

(44:48):
so book me, baby. I need to be booked and
busy so I can finance the things that I want
to do. And matter of fact, when Steve Hogh, let
me tell Steve Comfy, did y'all see us on Celebrity
found a few? Yeah, listen, listen to me. Did we
not have a good team? Kim Wit the DC Young Fly,

(45:11):
Jenny Sparrow and then George Rollins and we whooped him.
We whooped the rail. I'm sorry, little Rail. I love you,
but we had to win that money for charity.

Speaker 12 (45:20):
I'm out, child. I need a job to her. I
let your girl.

Speaker 7 (45:23):
All right, thank you, Cheryl, we love you.

Speaker 12 (45:27):
Hey, I need to come back. I need to come
back as a contribute. I still need a job.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Okay, all right, Cheryl, thank you, you know we love you.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Coming up next, it is the Nephew and the prank
phone call for today. Right after this, Hey, it is
Kevin Hart.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
Hold tight. The nephew has another prank call coming up next.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is the
kitchen and the bedroom.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Ooh, the kitchen and the bedroom flowing in my favorite
please yeah, one of mine.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
All right, now it's time, not the time for the
nephew and today's frank phone call.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
What you got for his new right? You know everybody
knows school is back in full fledge.

Speaker 10 (46:20):
And you know you got parents, you got adults picking
up children, dropping them off. You know the carpooling and
everything is going on. But what happens when they flying
down the street in these cars with these kids, This
right here is called pump your breaks, mama. Pump your breaks, mom, okay,

(46:42):
because your mama is flying through this street. Oh, right
after school, and we're not gonna have We're just not
gonna have it. Pumpy breaks, mama. Let's go catch dog.

Speaker 15 (46:51):
Hello.

Speaker 14 (46:53):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Natalie. Please, Yeah, Natalie, Natalie,
how you doing.

Speaker 9 (46:58):
My name is Darren.

Speaker 14 (46:59):
I'm with the Homeowners Association.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
How you doing?

Speaker 14 (47:05):
Listen, we gotta we got a bit of a problem,
if you don't mind me asking, Who's who who actually
brings her kids on from school? Uh? Each day?

Speaker 20 (47:17):
Oh, my mom gets my kids for me and she
drops them off.

Speaker 14 (47:22):
Okay, wow, okay, okay, Well we have a we have
a bit of a problem. The kids are fine. There's
there's no issue with the kids at all. But you know,
we've had a meeting here at the h o A.
We've been getting some complaints. Uh it seems like your
mother is is uh really speeding down the street real fast,

(47:43):
and you know everyone's complaining about it that you know,
it's a lot of kids walking home from school, and
it seems like your mom is driving real fast when
she's coming down the street to drop your kids off.
Did you know anything about this?

Speaker 18 (47:58):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (47:59):
No, not at all.

Speaker 20 (48:00):
That doesn't even sound like her.

Speaker 14 (48:03):
Okay, what type of car does.

Speaker 18 (48:06):
U?

Speaker 14 (48:07):
Let me ask you this, Natalie, we're were we From
what I understand, it is a what kind of car
does your mom had? Is a board escape or something
like that? Some a little suv? Is that what your
mom has? Yeah?

Speaker 20 (48:21):
She has a little red suv?

Speaker 14 (48:24):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (48:25):
All right?

Speaker 14 (48:25):
So uh the problem is is that that that's the
same car. That's the one we're talking about. And it
seems like, you know, your mother is is flying down
the street and she drops the kids off, and when
she leaves, she's flying back out of the neighborhood. And
a couple of times some of the neighbors have told
her to slow down, and you know, I don't know
if she's flicked them off or set something out the window,

(48:48):
you know, but you know, this is stuff that we
just cannot tolerate.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Huh.

Speaker 20 (48:54):
Well, it really does sound like my mom.

Speaker 14 (48:57):
But you know, you know what, Natalie, what what we're
not gonna do is what you're not gonna do is
act like is not your mama. It's your mother that's
doing this. So what we need you to do is
tell your mama to slow it down so we don't
have the problem, all right, because I'm trying to be
nice with you at first, but if you're gonna be
in denial figure it's not your mama, then we got issue.

Speaker 20 (49:18):
First of all, Darren from h O A, I need
you to watch your talls and who is you're talking to,
all right. I need you to calm that all the
way down.

Speaker 14 (49:27):
All right, you need to slow your mama down. That's
what you need to do. Slow your mama the way
she's driving out.

Speaker 20 (49:36):
What she could do is stand in the middle of
the street. Is she flying down and so hopefully she
can knock you out the way. Okay, don't talk to
me like that. You're being ruined it respectful. I'm gonna
catch her at this time because I don't think it's time.
But you're not gonna talk to me like that.

Speaker 14 (49:51):
Okay, So your mama can just drive it down the
street and mom what she want to do.

Speaker 20 (49:56):
My mama could do whatever she wanted to do.

Speaker 14 (49:58):
She'll go on Dorman. You can't do it in the
neighborhood that I'm a member of the ho AAD. She
can't do it there. Okay, I don't mind having your
mama arrested with your kids in the car. If I
got you, I wish you would.

Speaker 20 (50:12):
I wish you would have my mama arrested with my
kids in the car. You're gonna have more problems than
you ever had. Okay, you better not have my mama arrested.
You gonna get arrested, and you're gonna be said to
the hospital. How about that.

Speaker 14 (50:26):
Okay, let me tell yourself. Tell you your mama to
slow homes down in these streets. This is the last one.
And I'm giving y'all this is the last one.

Speaker 20 (50:35):
Well, you know what I'm saying. You ain't got to
get no warming's okay. We can have a real conversation
about it. We can meet and talk about it. She
ain't gonna talk to me like that, and you and
I ain't telling my mama nothing. I ain't telling her
to slow down for nothing. What you're gonna do? What's
your MoMA do?

Speaker 6 (50:49):
Dad?

Speaker 20 (50:50):
Matter fact, let's meet about it, and I'm bringing my
husband to say, you got so much to say you
know that. I don't want you to have keep that
same energy. Okay with my husband. I want you to
talk to him like you're talking to me.

Speaker 14 (51:02):
He let me tell you something. I ain't worry about
your husband, none of that. All right, I'm gonna say
I'm gonna say this right here. I'm gonna say this
right here. Tommy is the one that told us that
your mama was staying down the street. Tommedy one said it, Tommy, Tommy.
Tommy said, Yo, mama was the one running up and
down the street fast going party fifty mile out. Tommedy

(51:25):
One said that.

Speaker 20 (51:27):
I don't know who Tommy, but Tommy can kiss me.
You can kiss my. And then you got the neighbors
who got something to say about my mama can kiss
my about that?

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Three men shoot this? Do you know nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Start of it?

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Speaker 7 (51:57):
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I had some for lover like they're talking for a
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What up?

Speaker 20 (52:09):
Brother step You tell.

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Me your sister Darius got me to play fall call
you baby your.

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Oh oh it's going down, It is going down. Oh,
take back. It's a real mother. You know what I'm
going getting back? Man, I knew my mama, tell you talk.

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They maybe tell me this one more thing before you go.
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(53:59):
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Speaker 1 (54:33):
Right, nephew, thank you. Coming off next my strawberry letter,
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It is strawberry letter.

Speaker 7 (56:18):
Subject to the Kitchen and the Bedroom.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty seven year old man
and I'm married to a forty two year old woman
that I've known for twelve years. We got married after
we'd been apart for about five years. I didn't want
to let her go again, so I rushed in. Before
we got back together, I dated a great business woman
that was the total package.

Speaker 7 (56:41):
She was a great cook, and.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
She held it down as a small business owner. She
looked good and smell good all of the time. She
set the bar really high as far as dating goes.
But she didn't want to be married, so we ended
up growing apart. I rebounded back to what was familiar
and who I was comfortable with. The problem is that
she's way too comfy with everything. My wife is not

(57:06):
the woman I met years ago. She's a bit of
a slop now. And I heard her on the phone
with her mom a few days ago saying that I
love her unconditionally and will drink her bath water if
she asks me to. She's so wrong about that. I'm
falling out of love with her and starting to feel stuck.
She's got an outstanding body and she knows it. She

(57:28):
thinks she's putting it on me in the bedroom, but
it's always sloppy and all over the place. I just
want to make love to my wife every once in
a while, but she's on some freaky stuff all of
the time. I want home cooked meals that I don't
always have to cook, and she told me that she
no longer enjoys cooking, and we need to get a
meal prep delivered or her mom can cook for us occasionally.

(57:52):
She must think I'm a fool if she cannot meet
my basic needs in the kitchen in the bedroom.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
Why am I in this?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
I'm a Christian and I don't believe in divorce, but
I can't keep doing this.

Speaker 7 (58:02):
How can I fix my failing marriage before it's too late?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Okay, I'm just a bit confused about what exactly you want.
I mean, you're complaining about everything, but one of the
main things is the bedroom action. Because you put that
in your title. You're saying she can't please you. But
she wants it all the time and you only want
it every once in a while. There's a problem there.

(58:29):
You know, first of all, you got to have an
honest conversation with her about your concerns. You've got to
communicate with her, just like you told Steve and I.
You've got to let your wife know what's on your mind.
I mean, you owe it to yourself, you owe to
your wife, You owe to your marriage, and don't let
her go around thinking she's got it going on but
you think she's missing it.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
I mean, that's not good, and that's on you. The
kitchen in the bedroom are important to you, and you're
not getting what you want, which is only once in
a while. But you're complaining because she wants it all
the time. You're probably both sitting up there frustrated.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I say, you know, when you do talk to her,
be careful how you say what you say, because you
could really end up hurting your wife's feelings. If you're
uncomfortable with doing this, get some sort of counseling because
your marriage is in trouble and you need to start
looking at some serious solutions. You said you're a Christian
who doesn't believe in divorce. Let me tell you something.
Christians get divorced every single day. Every day, you know,

(59:30):
for whatever reason for cheating. Christians cheat all of that,
all of those things. You're asking, how can you fix
your failing marriage before it's too late. You got to
fix yourself, You got to fix these things together. So
again I suggest counseling therapy. You know you're staying in
this and you're not happy, and she may not be
happy either where you are right now. It can lead

(59:53):
to cheating, It can lead to resentment, disrespect, distance, all
those things, and before you know it, you'll be a
divorce Christian if you don't decide what you're gonna do
and try to fix it now.

Speaker 9 (01:00:04):
Steve, Yeah, great response. Surely this marriage is over. This
is a rap.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
You ain't fixing this one. This one is not salvageable.

Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
I'm going to read you this is a man who
wrote this letter, and I am going to show you
why this letter ain't gonna work. First of all, when
a man gonna get down to write, he already done.
He just needs to hear some other opinions. So listen
to this forty seven year old man married to a
forty two year old woman he's known for twelve years.

(01:00:38):
We got married after we had been a part five years.
This is critical to the letter. They have been a
part for five years. A lot can happen in five years,
and a lot of changes can happen in five years.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
I'm telling you this marriage is over.

Speaker 9 (01:00:59):
I didn't want to let her go again, so I
rushed in before we before we got back together.

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Now I rushed in before we got back together. Here
your problem.

Speaker 9 (01:01:10):
I dated a great businesswoman that was the total package.
She was a great cook. She held it down as
a small business owner. She looked good and smelled good
all the time. She set the bar really far as
high as dating goals. But she ain't want to be married,
so we ended up growing apart. This I will show

(01:01:31):
you later on in the letter why this is the
whole problem. This is why this marriage is doomed. Because
in the five years that they were apart, this is
what and who he got involved with, and this is
how he felt during the five year period they were apart.

(01:01:55):
This is the description of what this man was doing.
I dated a great businesswoman that was the total package,
great cook, she held it down as a business owner.
She looked good and smelled good all the time. She
set the bar really far as high as dating goals.
She just didn't want to be married. So we ended

(01:02:16):
up growing part. Then, he said, I rebounded back to
what was familiar and who I was comfortable with. And
the problem is she's way too comfortable with every day. Oh,
you ain't gonna be fixed this, miss straw Bending.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
All right, we'll have part two of your response coming up,
Steve to this letter, the kitchen and the bedroom coming
up at twenty three minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The kitchen and the Bedroom.

Speaker 9 (01:03:25):
The name of this letter is this marriage is dude,
forty seven year old man dating a forty two year
old woman that he's known for twelve years. We got
married after we had been apart for five years, and
so he rushed back in because he didn't want to
lose so but during the five year period, this is

(01:03:46):
what he did. I dated a great businesswoman that was
a total package. She was a great cook, she held
it down in a small business owner. She looked good
and smelled good all the time. She set the ball
really Hans fars High's dating goals. But she didn't want
to be so we ended up going apart.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Ah, here we go. That's the problem with this whole letter.
Now here's the other problem.

Speaker 9 (01:04:07):
I rebounded back to what was familiar in who I
was comfortable with, and the problem is she's way too
comfy with every day. So here is the beginning the
second part of the problem, which is why I say
this marriage is due. My wife is not the woman
I met years ago. She's a bit of a slob now.

(01:04:29):
And I heard on the phone with her mom a
few days ago, saying that I love her unconditionally and
would drink her bath water. She asked me to guess
what he said. She is so wrong about that. I
ain't taking the teath bowl in your little fucking math
drinking bath from you. Didn't you just hear him describe

(01:04:50):
her as a bit of a slob right now? And
then the man said, I'm falling out of love with
her and starting to feel stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
You're not starting to fall out of love.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
He out of love.

Speaker 9 (01:05:06):
This is not a letter of something that's declining. This
is a letter about something that has declined. Because he said,
I feel stuck. Now, he tried to bring it back.
She's got an outstanding body and she knows it. She
thinks she's putting on me in the bedroom. But it's
always sloppy and all over the place. Well, now, ladies,

(01:05:29):
you're probably thinking, what does he mean when he says
it's always sloppy and all over the place.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
It means she doing too much? She doing too much,
She doing the most, and that ain't what he wants.

Speaker 9 (01:05:48):
It's sloppy and it's all over the place. Every time
he get a little rhythm going, she won't to jump
up do something else. That's sloppy love. Time we get
somewhere before I can get a good rhythm going here,
you wonna jump up and do something else. And I'm
gonna tell you why, because listen to this line right here.

(01:06:08):
I just want to make love to my wife once
in a while. But she on some freaky stuff all
the time. And you know where she got this freaky
stuff from the five years y'all was a pond while
you was dating Superwoman. She found Ron the mac and
he don't put it on her now. She thinks that's

(01:06:29):
the way it goes, sloppy and all over the place.
Do it like they flip over here, Give me that
that that stand up over here? Okay, do it over right, Okay,
now on your back, okay, now hold on to the
shendy in and that swaying crossed me one time. Hold
on right there, go in there. Bring some water in here,
throws them, throw them all on me. It's just too much,
she told me.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
Water in and thrust some oil. Yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
She's on some freaky stuff all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
I want a home cooked meals that I don't always
have to cook, she told me she no longer enjoys cooking,
and we need to get a meal prep delivered or
her mom can cook for us occasionally. She must think
I'm a fool. And you know why, he says, she
think I'm a food because of what he had before.
He said, I dated a great businesswoman that was a
total packer. She was a great cook, She held it

(01:07:19):
down in a small business. She looked good and smelled
good all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
She was not a slob, and she was not slopping.

Speaker 9 (01:07:27):
She must think I'm a fool if she cannot meet
my basic needs in the kitchen, in the bedroom, Why
am I in this? See, he won'ts He just wants
us to tell him why he in it. Then here's
the line of lines. I'm a Christian and I don't
believe in divorce, but I can't keep doing this. So
how can I fix my failing marriage before it's too late?

(01:07:48):
What do you mean before it's too late? No, it's
already too late. First of all, I'm a Christian, I
don't believe in Look.

Speaker 7 (01:07:57):
What did that got to do with it?

Speaker 12 (01:07:59):
Shut?

Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
And it did say something that made all the sense
in the world. Christian get divorced all the time. That's
what you believe in. I believe in the Bible, I sin,
I believe in in the weather channel, but sometimes I
don't bring my jacket. The problem with this is the comparison.

(01:08:24):
The comparison is the whole problem in this relationship right now.
The five years they was a part, he ran up
into the real deal, the rebound. He got back with her,
and things have changed. It is no way to fix this.
You could bring it up if you want to, but
she's already convinced that you love her unconditioning you would

(01:08:44):
drink her bath water. She is wrong about that. He's
not drinking her bath wah, and he'll drink that other
girl's bad.

Speaker 12 (01:08:53):
So you don't think.

Speaker 9 (01:08:55):
That they ain't fixing the sugars because what he want
he had and what he it back to you is
not what he had or what he won't anymore, as
she a slav now, as she don't want to cook,
as she doing too much in the build with that,
she's showing what she learned.

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
In the five years he was on and he wont
what he had before. This is a wrap. You can
try to fix this if you want to.

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Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
Play Thursday night football and then all weekend he's played baseball.
And you know, you know, Jay, I'm over here skinned,
I'm like, uh, he playing football? Lord him, mar he
gonna scare him, scare me, him and his mama hand
to death. But man, j doub out there running sixty
seventy yard touchdowns.

Speaker 14 (01:10:53):
We do it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:54):
I'm talking about. He told his mama, Mama, I'm just
gonna play eight grade football. Happened him to down. I said,
I say, this is good.

Speaker 10 (01:11:01):
This So this is your last year playing this because
mama told me you you're not gonna play in high school.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:11:12):
He likes it, yeah, shot something about that football man.
Them kids love it. So I just hope and pray.
I just don't want my son to get hurt.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
That's all.

Speaker 10 (01:11:23):
Just I hope baseball still overrides everything because he's really
good at it, and it's less, you know, concussions, it's
you know, it's less being hurt. Yeah, and he's a
picture picture catcher, third base, first base. They move your
right anyway, You're all over the place, all over the field.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
Wrong that.

Speaker 10 (01:11:42):
Shout out, proud, Proud Papa Ja duve'll Jordan's Jordan Miles J.

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
Dubb. The dub is for Wesley J. Dub.

Speaker 12 (01:11:51):
Let's go ahead and give a shout out to Agel Wilson.
She is the m v P of the w n
b A.

Speaker 10 (01:11:56):
She is.

Speaker 12 (01:11:57):
Man Boot brought her her trophy.

Speaker 11 (01:12:00):
That you see that Carl bad about you from the
Miami He he brought up the trophy. I mean it's
a second straight m v P, her fourth overall, that
girl be ball and she is probably the best in
the w n B A.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Cauld.

Speaker 11 (01:12:12):
I'm telling you one thing about it is I just
you know who I think about Tommy though WNBA, like
you know you know who I you know who I
want the date back in the day.

Speaker 12 (01:12:22):
Cheryl swoops, Cheryl's fool.

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
I showed water her so Sexty moving around hout.

Speaker 12 (01:12:33):
Oh my god, that's what I wanted. Also, we gotta
look out for this too.

Speaker 11 (01:12:37):
Deon Sanders was on The Heights Podcast with Travis Kelcey
and uh Jason Kelcey and he said this man, he said, hey,
this season, his son Shawdre is gonna get a shot
in Cleveland.

Speaker 12 (01:12:49):
He said he's gonna start one these games.

Speaker 11 (01:12:51):
Also, did you know that Sir Dor Sanders told the
Baltimore Ravens in the Philadelphia Eagles he.

Speaker 12 (01:12:56):
Didn't want to play for them.

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
He did not want to play there.

Speaker 11 (01:12:59):
And I don't blame him. Why would I sit behind
Lamar Jackson or Jalen Hirst. What you're gonna do that,
Phecause you ain't gonna never get out, you ain't gonna
I'll take my chance with Joe Flecko. Yeh yeah, Joe
flackelback to leave. Joe Flacco got bout one.

Speaker 12 (01:13:15):
Hour left in the league. He's on me out. He
got one year one out the wait, right, Junior, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Coming up at the top of the hour, a wife
is disgusted after a neighbor said she watched her having sex. Oh,
we'll get into that right after this. Yeah, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, this
is from Vicky and Columbia. Vicky says, I was sleep
in the sun room and my husband came and laid

(01:13:46):
next to me on the sofa. One thing led to another,
and we had sex for at least thirty minutes. I
know how long it was because the next door neighbor
says she watched the whole thing. I told my husband
and he said he doesn't care that she was watching.
He's said it sort of.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
Turns him on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I'm making him put blinds up this weekend, whether he
wants to or not. What kind of freaky kinky messes
my husband into?

Speaker 6 (01:14:12):
Needce what you guys.

Speaker 10 (01:14:15):
He's supposed to put no blinds in the sun room.
Now you're finna mess it all up. Really, you know,
the only redvice I can get right now is really
not any advice. Only thing I really want to know
is what is the address? And what time does this
normally jump off the show? I'm gonna go and sit
with the neighbors so I can sit and see what
show she was watching.

Speaker 12 (01:14:39):
Yeah, I'm telling you right now, and then like some
sun room sex watching, that's special.

Speaker 11 (01:14:42):
What he takes right there watching? Oh, I'm with timing,
and time to go. We gonna get popcorn, We're gonna
turn go on, Tommy, start the grill, Tommy.

Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
Well we can put some lin, we sunroom sex watch
we do.

Speaker 18 (01:15:06):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:15:06):
She she thinks her husband is kind of kinky, freaky.
She's not into it like that.

Speaker 10 (01:15:12):
Let me tell you something right now. You want to
be on the reel. Yeah, the lady watch one mold time.
The lady won't what you got. Yeah, I'm telling yes,
so you might. You might not want to get in
that sunroom no more. You might want to get on
in that bedroom and shut the doors.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Yeah, so much for doing it all over the house.

Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
So much for that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
All right, guys, we.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Have time for another one, and this one is from
Darius and the d m V. Darius says, I met
the perfect woman and the sex is amazing. The only
problem that I'm starting to notice is her hygiene. We
were lounging at my house all weekend and didn't leave
the house. I showered daily, but she said she wasn't
going anywhere, so she didn't to get in the shower.

(01:16:01):
When I refuse to have sex with her, it became
a problem. She didn't smell bad at all, but I
have principles. Was it too much to ask for her
to bathe? Even though we stayed at home and didn't
go out or do anything.

Speaker 10 (01:16:16):
Oh no, this is a tomic question right here. You
got to leave her alone complete to quit dating her
right now. If you're not getting in this water. I'm
in this water three times a day. If you're not
getting in this water, at least come on bare minimum once.
But I'd like to see you dip in there twice.

(01:16:38):
I really would.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Morning.

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
I really would morning, when you get up and before
you get into bed, I would like to see you
get in this tub.

Speaker 10 (01:16:45):
I'm sorry, she just walking around the house, just game
me all day, Okay, he said, he is now he said, okay,
I'm sorry. I'm with him though. We need this bath.
We got to get this bath. I'm not trying nothing
with you, said, really, I'm already trying to find somebody else's.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
It's a rap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't do the high.
You don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
No, that's like junior number one, junior.

Speaker 12 (01:17:19):
I'm scared to even say my answer.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
Let me let me you letting nast downs go ahead.

Speaker 11 (01:17:23):
If she ain't bathed, I ain't bathed either, because we
having sex, we all we both off in here.

Speaker 12 (01:17:29):
We both falk nast just not bathing.

Speaker 11 (01:17:32):
I ain't bathing either. We haven't sex because I'm not.
You don't get it on the regular.

Speaker 14 (01:17:36):
I got I not.

Speaker 12 (01:17:39):
Matter of fact, she turned the water on, I turns
it off.

Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
Bathing now you got, now, you got, you got people.

Speaker 10 (01:17:45):
Now you got two people trying to make love with
their arm arms down because they don't want to raise
It's just the man.

Speaker 12 (01:17:51):
Just like the last question. We in the sun room.
Were in the sun room.

Speaker 6 (01:17:57):
You sure don't need to be in the sun room.
We can't cook that. Lord, Yes, we not bathing. You
need to bathe, You need to be water get in
the way.

Speaker 12 (01:18:09):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
You'll up next.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
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Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
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Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
It's time now for a round of would you rather
all right, would you rather sex on the first date?
Or would you rather wait for ninety days? For three months?
It's Steve today.

Speaker 10 (01:20:57):
I got to see what she take a bath from
that last break. I scared me about these people not bathing,
So I think, I wait three months.

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
I need what you're doing. I got to I got
to track your hygiene.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Yeah, three months, so you're gonna wait for ninety days? Okay,
I am, I am, okay, It's okay I'm wise on that, Junior.
What you think I'm not waiting three months.

Speaker 12 (01:21:25):
If we can have six without the date, I'd just
rather do that.

Speaker 11 (01:21:33):
If I ain't got to watch the movie, I ain't
got to go to dinner, and we just start having
sex now you find enough, I'd just rather do that.

Speaker 12 (01:21:39):
Why do I need ninety days?

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
That's too long?

Speaker 12 (01:21:43):
I got six sell I might not make it ninety.
I got to go now, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Would you rather be broke but very popular or be
rich with no social life at all?

Speaker 7 (01:21:57):
Just lonely in there by yourself, but you're rich, no interaction, nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
No enter anything. I just can't. I can't pass a ridge, y'all.
I can't pass.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Okay, all right, okay, you're your uncle's nephew. No sure, Junior, y'all.

Speaker 6 (01:22:15):
I'm with Timmy. We got to be rich, and I'm
with them. I'm with you, all right.

Speaker 12 (01:22:23):
Would you rather lose broken popula? See me, I ain't
got no one but everybody know me.

Speaker 11 (01:22:30):
You're just famous and bro just can't go nowhere though?

Speaker 14 (01:22:37):
Right? Why are you all?

Speaker 12 (01:22:39):
He all in waffle house by himself? That's all right, now?

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
Know me here though?

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
I like a good house, though, would would you rather
lose your sense of taste or lose your ability to
see colors?

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
A lot of men are color blinded. Anyway. I gotta
have that taste. I love food because yeah, I gotta
have the taste.

Speaker 12 (01:23:06):
I can see the food but can't taste it.

Speaker 6 (01:23:08):
And everything is and everything is black and white these
days anyway.

Speaker 14 (01:23:11):
So.

Speaker 6 (01:23:13):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
Would you rather eliminate email from your life? Or would
you rather eliminate texting from your life?

Speaker 12 (01:23:22):
With email?

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
Both? Email? You know what, fifteen thousand emails that ain't
been open.

Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
Yeah, get a lot of emails. Yeah, so you're saying email.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
Email, Okay, I need that text though, I need that text?
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Would you rather your wife scrolls through your photos on
your phone or would you rather kiss your ex.

Speaker 12 (01:23:46):
She cant the whole phone because she goes through call log.

Speaker 6 (01:23:53):
Or kiss you before a week? I'm not kissing my egg.
All right, guys, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up?

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Speaker 7 (01:25:01):
I ain't mad at you at all at all. All right,
So before we get out of here, Junior, you had
a question.

Speaker 11 (01:25:08):
For the next you know, Tommy, Man, you know, I
just gotta ask me because I just I'm so intrigued
with you, man, because you're so brilliant sometimes, man, I
just imagine are you on, Hold.

Speaker 6 (01:25:21):
On on, don't know coler, the boy said, I was
brilliant accept that going on?

Speaker 14 (01:25:27):
I'm not.

Speaker 7 (01:25:27):
I'm not accepting me, but go ahead?

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Yeah, all right, Tommy?

Speaker 12 (01:25:32):
Are you Are you a forgiving person?

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
Tommy? Do you what? I almost chuck?

Speaker 10 (01:25:42):
What are you a forgiving I agreed to do these questions,
but I knowing what you're about to ask me?

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
But now what you all? This catching me off?

Speaker 10 (01:25:53):
God?

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
This ain't cool? What's this?

Speaker 7 (01:25:55):
Off guard?

Speaker 6 (01:25:56):
It's a yes or no answer?

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
Was that off guard?

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
Okay? As of course? And again go ahead, it's get
your friend.

Speaker 11 (01:26:04):
I know, but I see I hears no time. Do
you believe in forgiveness? Can't you be a forgiven person?

Speaker 14 (01:26:12):
You?

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
Listen?

Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
Tell me you said you changed? Now you did say that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
You forgive people?

Speaker 7 (01:26:21):
Uh huh?

Speaker 6 (01:26:22):
Why why you know? Let's start. Why are we forgiving people?
Why are we doing this? Why are we doing that?

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Because?

Speaker 9 (01:26:27):
God?

Speaker 14 (01:26:29):
You know no?

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
Stop? The people knew what they were doing. Why are
we doing that? I thought you changed?

Speaker 10 (01:26:35):
They had no I've changed and understood more about these people.
These people who y'all want to forgive, They knew what
they was doing.

Speaker 6 (01:26:43):
Why are we we? Why are we done? All of
a sudden we we got the we got that, we
got the uh we got to be the better person
and forgive. Why why are we doing that? Why are
we fooling with them? People?

Speaker 10 (01:26:55):
Why?

Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
Why are we forgiving them for what they did?

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
What they did and they knew what they would do it, Tommy,
people make mistakes.

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
They make mistakes. Every day.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
You make mistakes, you want people to forgive you.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
I have done nothing.

Speaker 10 (01:27:10):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no nobody.
I try my best not to cross no people. Out
to cross people or not. If I do something wrong.
If I do something wrong. If I do something wrong,
I say I'm sorry I cut in front of you
while you drive my bad Okay, I pot of that right.
But I ain't done nothing to nobody, and I make

(01:27:32):
sure I don't do nothing nobody.

Speaker 6 (01:27:33):
Go ahead, car.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
We're talking about holding grudges, and I look some things
up on the internet. Listen, listen, but listen practice forgiveness.
Understand that forgiveness is a process that can lead to
emotional healing.

Speaker 7 (01:27:50):
Time, Dad, you got which.

Speaker 10 (01:27:51):
Will that I'm not trying to heal with no people
that then cross me wrong? Why am I finna heal
with them?

Speaker 6 (01:27:59):
But don't you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
I don't understand how your life. Don't you a lot
for mistakes because we're all imperfect.

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
You do know that I love my wife to make mistakes,
allow my children to make mistakes.

Speaker 10 (01:28:11):
That's my mama. My mama can make no mistakes falls.
I'm concerned my mom and my sister can make no mistakes.
They already.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
You make mistakes. Don't you want people to forget? I
make a lot of mistakes and don't forgiven. I don't
cross people, That's what I don't. And when you cross me,
you have cross for the last time you can crossing
your butt on. You might do a cross on cross
the strips because we threw with it. Man, it's a

(01:28:41):
wrap pot.

Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
But these are your friends, your longtime friends.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Either you know what?

Speaker 18 (01:28:48):
What?

Speaker 19 (01:28:48):
What?

Speaker 15 (01:28:48):
What? What?

Speaker 6 (01:28:48):
They always say? Everybody got a season? Season is up?
Your season is it's fall? Now that was fall. It's
fall and you got the fall off away from me.

Speaker 7 (01:29:02):
Yes, I think I have another tip.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
I have another tip, tips and whatever, But hold on callings.
What is all this?

Speaker 10 (01:29:12):
And the music is playing? This music ain't gonna make
me answer no difference. This ain't gonna make me like
be like like caring about this what you ask, but
go ahead tell me.

Speaker 7 (01:29:23):
I'm so shocked.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
The Internet says you should reflect on the impact when
it comes to holding grudges, meaning ask yourself how holding
onto the grudge serves you and whether it's worth the
emotional toll that is taking on you.

Speaker 12 (01:29:38):
I think that's good stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:29:39):
Right, that's good right?

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
Who who said it?

Speaker 12 (01:29:47):
Doesn't matter?

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
Who said that is Google?

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Don't.

Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
I don't study. I don't worship Google. That is about
our phone. But you do worship the Lord. And you know,
for I follow Jesus.

Speaker 7 (01:30:00):
Yes, forgive others, so that because I forgave you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:04):
That's what he says and what he really said. And
leading people alone is what he said. All right. You
know what I can say this. You can forgive and
leave somebody alone.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Yes you can.

Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
You can't.

Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
You can disagree on that, and you don't have to forget,
but you can.

Speaker 6 (01:30:22):
You still have to.

Speaker 10 (01:30:23):
I'm not gonna forget ever ever, but I will forgive
and leave it alone.

Speaker 7 (01:30:32):
I thought you had grown from this.

Speaker 18 (01:30:34):
I have.

Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
I've grown to not to be stronger with it. Yes, yes,
with my Let me just ask you.

Speaker 11 (01:30:43):
Let's say we're trying to make up. Let's say we
Can we sit down and have a conversation about the situation?

Speaker 12 (01:30:49):
Can we talk?

Speaker 6 (01:30:50):
We're talking about what.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
You did?

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
What is we talk about?

Speaker 7 (01:30:55):
But people, you don't a lot for mistakes. I gotta
ask you that again. Heeople are human, They make mistakes.

Speaker 10 (01:31:02):
I don't allow a life of foolishness. And I know
what foolishness is. When I see it, I'm sorry, I
see it. What I see it now? Is we finished
as we're done? What birds say?

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