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September 5, 2025 92 mins

The Steve Harvey Morning Show for Friday, September 5th, 2025: Steve Harvey's Morning Inspiration | Show Open | Nephew Tommy's Run That Prank Back - "Mobile Baptism" | Ask The CLO | Special Guests: 85 South Show - Chico Bean, Karlous Miller, & DC Young Fly Parts 1-3 | Nephew Tommy's Prank - "Repass Chicken" | Strawberry Letter - "His Focus Is On Other Women" Parts 1-2 | Sports Talk With Junior | Social Media Advice | Ready To Love Update From Tommy | Would You Rather | Steve Harvey's Closing Remarks

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all at all, So.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Don't given them black a million bus buss boozies.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Show.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I want to joy? Yeah, Joy, you go. You gotta turn.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out,
turn the water the morning up.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think that.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well,
I got to tell you something everybody, And this is
great news for everybody that I'm going to share something
with your principal of becoming successful at whatever level you choose.

(02:28):
It can be successful in the relationship, successful in the family.
Successes may be considered to you becoming a homeowner. It
could be being debt free. Your ideal success could be
sixty thousand a year, fifty thousand a year, one hundred
thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
If you're considering it, if you're wanting it, if you
have a desire to become successful. I want to share
with you the very beginning of that. If no one's
ever done it, I'm gonna say the beginning of it today.
See scripture makes it very clear for us you don't

(03:13):
The only thing you need to become successful is already
inside of you. It's not an external need. God wouldn't
do that to you. He puts the core basis of
everything you need inside of you. So if you discover it,
if you tend to it, nurture it, fertilize it, and

(03:36):
water it, it grows, it branches out. Then it reaches
out externally and it starts grabbing things outside of there
to make it even bigger, stronger, better, last longer. But
in the very beginning, you don't need anything. It's all
within you. And if you cultivate your relationship with God,

(03:57):
it comes out, it flourishes. Now, let me tell you
that thing that I'm talking about is a God given
gift that He has given to all of us.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
We all possess it. It is all within us. Everybody
has a gift.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Had somebody told me what I know now back then,
I would have saved myself tons of mistakes.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I just didn't know the principles. I had to learn
them all well.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
One of the principles are becoming successful is your mindset.
You got to get your mind right now. This mindset
is simply a decision that you can make. I can't
get it for you. I can tell you what to do,
but you got to make the decision. You that's listening,

(04:44):
have to decide. You know what, I'm gonna go on
and get at it. I'm gonna stop wrinting. I'm gonna
become a homeowner. You know what, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna stop living check to check imama, I'm gonna
put a budget together. I'm gonna stop stepping out on
my family. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna get it together.
I'm gonna stop using when you make these decisions. That's

(05:07):
correcting your mindset.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Now.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
The closer connection you have with God, the more help
you get sustaining the mindset. How many times have you
started to do something and you stopped? How many resolutions
have you made at the New.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Year and stopped? By February?

Speaker 8 (05:23):
Over with?

Speaker 9 (05:23):
By me?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
January? Done in March?

Speaker 7 (05:27):
Because if you don't have a clear connection with your
creator to help you carry out the other force out there,
that evil force is designed to get you not to
reach your goals, get you not to come.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
To resolution with whatever the resolutions are you.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Made, so he can so you can consider yourself not
worthy or failure or unable to do something. But the
more things you are able to accomplish, the greater your
confidence goals grows. So we got to get your mindset together.
Your mindset is a decision that you you have to make.
When you make the decision, you can begin in the process.

(06:04):
Your mindset is also a will of yours, a will
along with the decision, A will, a willingness to do right,
a willingness to change, a willingness.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
To be better.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Is going to then cause you to have to make
a decision to make a change of direction. Don't go
where everybody else going. You got to go your way. Now,
you can't follow the crowd. You got to take a
less travel path. You cannot do this without changing your direction.
You can't keep hanging with the people you've been hanging

(06:40):
with if you want to be different, because they not.
Then you have to develop an obligation to yourself. You've
got to say, you know what for me and my family,
or if you don't have a family for me, I
owe it to myself. I have an obligation to myself
to be the best mean that I can possibly be,

(07:02):
to be the best self that I can possibly be,
to be the best father, the best man, the best husband,
the best wife, the best mother, the best daughter, the
best son, the best student, the best employee, the best owner.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
You have an.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Obligation to yourself to give yourself a shot at the best.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Life you can.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
That's an obligation. You owe that to yourself. Why would
you not live the best life that you possibly could.
You have an obligation to yourself. Why would you cheat
yourself like that? Why would you take yourself and never
allow yourself to see the goodness that's already in you,
to have the abundance that's been promised to you, to

(07:47):
go and explore all.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
The riches out there that's available to you.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
But one of the worst ways that you can rob
yourself of the joy of your obligation is to keep
comparing yourself to somebody else. Because guess what, Man, that
ain't your life. You ain't Jay Z and Beyonce, you're
not Oprah. Instead, man, that's not who you are. Quit
looking around at everybody else that comparison of everybody else

(08:19):
will keep you broken, It'll keep you unhappy.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
You won't even be.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Able to be grateful for what you have because you
steady talking about what you don't have. That's not the way, man.
You have an obligation to yourself to be the best
you you can be, not the best them.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
You're not them. Stop trying to be them. Be the
best you. It's cool. You got a nice little house.
That's cool.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
You know how many big houses is empty and feel
with hate and resentment. I'd rather have a smaller house
fill with joy in it than to go to a
big house. Man. Prince got a line in a song
that says, I realized, in its best disguised or pretty.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
House don't make a home.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Man.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Don't you know I know how true that is? So
I'm just trying to tell you now. Another part of the.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
Mindset is taking dead aim at your life's goals and ambitions.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
What are they? What are your goals and your visions?
What do you see for yourself? What do you dream about?

Speaker 7 (09:26):
If you knew you couldn't fail at whatever it is
you were attempting, what would you go attempt see? That's
what we need to be after it's a mindset, y'all.
It's a decision. It's a will, it's a change of direction.
It's an obligation to yourself. It's taking dead aim at
your life's visions and goals. Come on, man, you got

(09:46):
to get your mind wrapped around this thing. You owe
it to yourself to live the best life you can be.
Come on, man, talk to God. God got something for you.
You just got to check in with him.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Your listenings it the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen. It's a new day, another week. God
Almighty has done it again.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
And I'm so grateful he did have a good day today, y'all.
No matter how it goes, claim a good day, I've
already had to do that. So it is going to
be a great day because I am been allowed and
grace the opportunity to be a participant.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
That for me is good enough. Bring it. Let's get
it on, Bob and Gay, Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
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Junior and the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Going on with your mad say uncle, let me edge yourself.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
Man.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
You know you've been around a long time.

Speaker 10 (10:46):
You had a lot of jobs, You done a lot
of things. Have you ever went on a job interview
and know you wouldn't qualify for the job?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Have you ever did that?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Have you ever already settled a job?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
You said?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Have you ever went on a job in it?

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Now what's the question?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
And and know you wouldn't qualified for it?

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Did you do anything?

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Anyway? So I did.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
If you get on radio, end up?

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Been on read here dog?

Speaker 7 (11:15):
I went to Apollo Theater. I ain't never been on
follow up before I got number for you. They gave
me a sitcom as an actor, call me the boy.
I ain't never been in the plate.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
They can tell ye.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Hey, and I told you all that story.

Speaker 9 (11:33):
Man.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
Well, they gave me the script the first day, and
it has instructions on it. It said, Steve moves to
refrigerator and reaches on you gets bread.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I read all that. I got the script.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
I'm going Steve moves to the refrigerator and reaches on
top and grabs breaking.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Direct to say cut. Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
But what would you talk about your.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
You read yourself.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
But wait, wait, hey, I had my name syndicated. Yeah,
it had my name on her, so I thought they
was talking to me. I had to hurry up and learn.
Chip Fields, Chiff Fields, who is Kim Field's mother, Yeah,
was acting coach. She was there with the kids that

(12:30):
was on the show, and Cassie Davis, who's one of
the big stars with Tyler Perry Now and all of
the deal planes. She was playing one of the children
on the show because the children had to be in school,
so they had adult actors in their place. We was
at lunch, Cassie saying, now, I've been watching you do
stand up all over this place, seeing you on TV

(12:53):
on the pillow. But if you don't help and learn
what these white folks want you to learn, you know
gonna be on TV. But long, she said.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
She introduced me to Chip.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
They took they took me to the Century Plaza hotel,
came to my hotel room. I stayed up all night
with Chip Fields, Chip and Bills taught me how to act,
read stage directions in one night. I came back the
next day.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Wasn't act.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
In one day in one night? Tell me all that
school you done, went to college and everything. I thought
I was gonna lose that money. I was an actor
the next day.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
All right, thank you actor Steve.

Speaker 11 (13:41):
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Speaker 11 (14:23):
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this Friday mobile Ki Pool cat Dog.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
If you would hello Hello.

Speaker 12 (14:34):
I'm trying to reach to mister Wilson.

Speaker 13 (14:37):
How you doing?

Speaker 12 (14:38):
How you doing? My name is brother spring water Man. Listen.
We uh we we got paid to actually come by
and do some services to for for you by some
friends of yours and we wanted to actually call and
see about scheduling and see what you had available.

Speaker 13 (14:54):
Uh, some services.

Speaker 14 (14:57):
What y'all plan on cuchon grand which I do? What
kind of services you have?

Speaker 12 (15:02):
Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent
a great amount of money on you. And what we
do is we have a Baptismal on Wheels survey. And
what we do is we go and we we baptize
people at their home. And Baptism on Wheels has been
a new company, but we've we've baptized over a thousand people.

(15:24):
Now we have a truck which actually has a baptismal
pool on the back of it, and we actually come
to your home and we will baptize you in your
driveway and and make you hold again.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
So we.

Speaker 14 (15:39):
Brother water, Brother, what's again?

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Sorry?

Speaker 12 (15:42):
Springwater? Springwater?

Speaker 14 (15:44):
What you want to come to my house and give
me a baptism in my front yard?

Speaker 12 (15:48):
We want to baptize you right there in your drive
where your friends are paid for the services. And my friend, what.

Speaker 14 (15:53):
Friend will pay for me to get baptized?

Speaker 13 (15:55):
I've been baptized already.

Speaker 12 (15:57):
Well, from my understanding, sir, that but then that you
you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
coming again.

Speaker 14 (16:07):
I mean, that's all good, that's all.

Speaker 15 (16:08):
That's all.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
It's all good.

Speaker 14 (16:09):
But I mean things are I mean things be that
that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized, I
go to church. You know, me and the Lord don't
have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks. But
for you to pull up with your pool in front
of my house to say you finah baptized me, that
that doesn't make any sense to me.

Speaker 12 (16:26):
I mean, succeed sir. Sometimes when some people are not
able to go to the House of the Lord and
get baptized. You know, we're making a lot more convenient
for you, but we cannot.

Speaker 16 (16:36):
Don't need no convenience.

Speaker 14 (16:38):
I don't need no convenience.

Speaker 17 (16:40):
What I need convenience for you asking me to come
to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
my driveway? Does that make any sense to you? Brother Water.
I mean, come on, if you really sit back and
think about it, does that make any sense to you?

Speaker 12 (16:56):
The first of all, So that that's that's that's brother Spring, water.
But what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say, the.

Speaker 17 (17:03):
Water is holding water, spring water. It doesn't make no
difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and
baptize me in front of mine, Sir?

Speaker 18 (17:13):
What is all that?

Speaker 5 (17:14):
This is?

Speaker 12 (17:14):
This is what your friends are talking about that you.

Speaker 17 (17:17):
Don't give my prayers are telling you? Man, anybody which
which one of my prayers Donna recommend you to come
to my mouth? So I my and my.

Speaker 14 (17:28):
Let's make that don't even make any sense to me.

Speaker 17 (17:29):
You understand, I'm.

Speaker 12 (17:31):
Not at any liberty to tell you who actually between the.

Speaker 17 (17:35):
Liberty because of my house that baptize me, But you
can't tell me who the hell?

Speaker 12 (17:39):
Go see you? But you're not.

Speaker 17 (17:41):
Come on, you don't even come on that that makes
sense to you? God, Come on, that doesn't make any
no way an the world. I'm going to allow you
to come and bring your froom in front of my
house and baptize me. Then I'm asking you ask and
you you're supposed to be a pastor, you're supposed to
be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's friend of mine
is sending you there?

Speaker 12 (17:59):
You know?

Speaker 17 (17:59):
Letting you know I need to be got you will
sell you got that liberty.

Speaker 12 (18:02):
Sir, all I wanted to know. Basically, I've already been paid.
I'm coming in. I don't want to ask you a
char gradule.

Speaker 17 (18:09):
Now I'm baptizing me.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
I have that time.

Speaker 12 (18:12):
I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.

Speaker 17 (18:15):
Now, I'll tell you what. If you come to my
house in front of my driveway, you better bring the
old congregation. You understand. You better bring the deacons, the brothers,
the sisters and everybody else. If you think I'm gonna
be backtizing life.

Speaker 12 (18:28):
This is the problem. This is what some friends are
talking about. This is why you need to be baptized
and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.
This is what's wrong.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
You need to be cleansed.

Speaker 12 (18:38):
That's what's wrong with you, mister Wilton.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
What's wroble with me?

Speaker 17 (18:41):
Now? What's wrong with you? Is calling me in the
middle of my heart, They telling me I need to
be baptized in front of my house. If I need
to be baptized, don't get some only water, I go
down to the church. I don't need you come in
front of my house. Listen, oh cirkus, we aren't afraid
of some white sheets talking about to water baptize me.

Speaker 12 (18:56):
They mamma saying me from understanding, from myunderstanding, mister Wilson,
you missed two Sundays already this month, so.

Speaker 17 (19:05):
No, I can't go anywhere and get the water. I
don't need you coming here because you telling me I
miss two Sundays. I'm missing setting the two cut the
puma ain't coming off, sir.

Speaker 12 (19:14):
All I know is I've been paid to do a job.
I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and
we will baptize you before you go to work on tues.

Speaker 17 (19:21):
Before you would I tell you what you curring my
seven o'clock in the morning. I swear on your Lord,
I'm gonna bust show you understand me, you would not
come to my house telling me you have backtip. Now
I'm giving who paid you. You understand I was trying your.

Speaker 12 (19:37):
In the water matter.

Speaker 17 (19:38):
Stop now, friends, you, your teachers, and everybody else. We're
gonna have a fool part. He Let you understand I'm
doing that.

Speaker 12 (19:45):
And get all of this angle and all of this this,
these problems you have within you. We are going to
purge your body and get it out your system.

Speaker 17 (19:53):
I want your I tell you what. I tell you
what rare the spring that's a coming morning.

Speaker 12 (20:00):
You gotta get baptized on Thursday morning.

Speaker 17 (20:03):
I wasn't give it. Who pays you? Who called you?

Speaker 8 (20:06):
Bring your time?

Speaker 12 (20:07):
Go?

Speaker 17 (20:08):
I carry kill you. I'm gonna try, y'all site.

Speaker 18 (20:11):
I got one more thing I want to say to
you when you listen to.

Speaker 17 (20:13):
Got it that matter what I'm busy. You ain't got
to say to me.

Speaker 18 (20:17):
I gotta go.

Speaker 17 (20:18):
You understand you an't man?

Speaker 12 (20:20):
I want to say to you? Is you listening to me?
Was now that his nephew timming from the Steve Harby
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Mason.

Speaker 13 (20:33):
Hello, man, let me tell yall something, man. Let me
tell you something boy, y'all y'all was by bring some man.
I say, hey, man, I was about to.

Speaker 14 (20:44):
Act a fool on y'all because y'all able to show
the spiff my crib. You understand me one.

Speaker 18 (20:49):
Time, y'all ain't got just better to do.

Speaker 13 (20:53):
In the city, ride here and just with people during
their day.

Speaker 17 (20:58):
Man, I ain't a thought.

Speaker 14 (21:00):
Y'all could get me with this.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
They Oh the hell goes.

Speaker 17 (21:03):
Around the tize of people. Oh that's like wheels on wheels,
how beptized people with a pull on the back of
your f one fifty?

Speaker 12 (21:12):
Will I gotta ask you something? What is the baddest
radio show in the land?

Speaker 13 (21:17):
Man?

Speaker 12 (21:17):
You know?

Speaker 14 (21:17):
It's the Steve Harvey more in the show.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
That's it?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Be back in another I was sharing the same stupid
stame trade at the same time.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
It don't nothing change around here, all right.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
King of Pranks, Thank you?

Speaker 11 (21:28):
Coming up next as the COLO or Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building right after.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
This here listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 11 (22:09):
Coming up at the top of the hour three of
our favorite comedians will join us. It's the guys. It's
the guys from eighty five South. That's Carlos Miller, Chico
Bean and DC Young Fly. They'll tell us all about
their new multi city tour and other projects they've.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Been working on. We love those guys.

Speaker 11 (22:28):
Guys from eighty five South are are special guests at
the top of the hour. You don't want to miss it.
But right now it is time to ask the Colo.
We love him too, our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
This is from Lindsay and t Neck. Lindsay Wright. I
was dating a guy for about two weeks when he
asked if I'm down for to have a threesome. I

(22:48):
told him it would be my first time, but I
try it. He said I was too inexperienced for him,
and he dumped me. Should I lie about my bedroom skills?

Speaker 12 (23:00):
What not? What? So? So?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
So excuse me, Sweetish.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
Your whole concern is he dumped you because he told
you you wasn't ready and you lacked skills experience, So
now experience? What do you understand what his whole purpose
for talking to you was? And you want to you
want to know if you should have hung on to

(23:26):
that are you? Are you all so desperate to want
to be accepted by somebody that you would stoop today
beckoning car it's two weeks you'll even notice. Man, all
he want is a threesome. He don't want him, want
a family, He don't want a future. He don't want
to know your dreams, your visions. He don't want to
care for you, care about you?

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Man?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
What what is wrong with y'all?

Speaker 12 (23:51):
That?

Speaker 8 (23:51):
Lady?

Speaker 7 (23:51):
And I got news for you that ain't normal and
please stop writing me with all these irregular situations and
then put it in a letter in the form of
like it's normalized. Yeah, yeah, stop normalizing this crazy man.
Two dogs five is crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
It's too much. Yeah, I don't want to be in
it no more, say that minute.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
So yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Her her question is should she have lied about her
bedroom skills?

Speaker 11 (24:21):
That's the total when you get in there, you ain't
gonna have none, right, Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Come on? Oh well I'm.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Okay, okay, So what was you gonna say? Would you
be down for threesome?

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Well?

Speaker 7 (24:35):
I've never done it, but I've tried it, you know,
I've never had three. I've been in a couple of orgies,
but I ain't never been in the threesome before. It
was like sitting people in that.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah. So now so now that's what.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
You want to.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
That would be the lie she would have told.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yeah, yeah, cause the only way to sound really ready
is you got to be molding three.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
She got still all kinds of skills. Yeah, this is yeah.

Speaker 11 (25:04):
Please stop, all right, We're gonna move on to Tiffany
and Detroit. Tiffany writes, on my birthday, my husband came
home late with the birthday cake and flowers from the
grocery store. He said he had a long day and
my birthday slipped his mind. He said he was sorry.
Should I be grateful he remembered or is he wrong?

Speaker 7 (25:25):
Well, here's the problem. Because you wrote us this letter.
It tells us you mad anyway. Yeah, Now the stupid
part is him saying it slipped his mind. Oh yeah, man,
I'd have came in there late with them flowers. Yeah,

(25:47):
he say it slipped his mind. Yeah, he said that,
And I'm sorry because he stopped and he got it,
got a little cake and some stove flowers.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
What he should have came in and said, baby early
to day.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
I was on my way to pick up the cake
that I had ordered for your birthday last week and
it was ready, but they called me and told me
I was on the way Russian because I was late
for work, and I was Russian, and I was I
was almost in a coccident because a lady called and
said the cake had been damaged.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
So I went dog and then I was at work
and I was so sick about it I fainted.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
So I went down to the UH infirmary at the
job and when I came to it was it was yeah,
I was down in the army and I was down there,
and I was down there till seven o'clock. And when
I came to, I took the ivy out my arm
because they were just trying to put some you know,
vitamins in my arm. So I took it out and said,

(26:47):
this is my wife's birthday. I got to get to
this store and get her something. So here, happy birthday.
It started out as a good line, and then it
was haft, we got confirmary. Yeah, that's what you got do, dogs,
You got to put sickness in here, see, and then

(27:07):
the kate got damaged. Beautiful. That means you gave it
four throw knowing good and well you had forgot her birthday,
but you had given it fore thought.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Okay, well there's still time he can make up, you
can stick. Yeah, well I'm still accepting gifts, all right. Yeah,
my birthday was in July.

Speaker 10 (27:27):
People are like when I told fiftieth birthday, like a
forty seventh or something, wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
The number doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
All of them is the same.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
See, that's why you're in trouble now, all right.

Speaker 11 (27:41):
Moving on to Barbara in Albany, Albany, Barbara Wrights. I
thought the couple above me were fighting, so I went
upstairs to check on the lady. The next day, the
lady said they were having sex and she looked fine.
But I don't believe her. What could he have possibly
done to her to make all that noise?

Speaker 7 (28:02):
See right now? Yeah, see right there. See you ain't
see you like that first letter we had. You ain't
that experience. It's it's it's some furniture movie going on
to really really in there getting active in that you
think you you think they leaving the building. I'll be
in this sometime. I done left a room. Let me

(28:23):
think something to you. I done left a hotel room
and had to pay damages.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
You understand.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
It's just depending, you know, especially in them older rooms,
you know where the air condition be right up under
the window and the control buttons is on it.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
I done left a room where I've had to replace
the mount on the TV, you know where they had
a little swivel on it where the TV turned. I've
had to pay for a TV mount. I've had to
pay for curtains in the room that had come down.
What I had to now, I'm just telling you that's
what That's what was happening upstairs. Yeah, yeah, I had.
I done had to replace a shower curtain and the rod.

Speaker 12 (29:02):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
I had to replace a faucet handle, and I had
I had to replace a crack uh toilet bowl, a
crack toilet bowl because I had broke the seat.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I had my foot on it.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
I had my foot on it, and we're doing something
and I had to pay for a cracked toilet bowl.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
So you know, yeah, I can carry Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
Well, I'm just saying, you know, what could they have
been doing up there? You don't even understand what was
Probably it could be anything, but let's let's let's all
your dude, stick your head in the door. When you
got through in this bathroom. So now you can't shower
or go to the bathroom. You don't tell everything you

(29:52):
can telling me I only had the room. It was
it was jeans motor, and I only had the room
for four hours. You where you.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Too much?

Speaker 12 (30:02):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Tell me stuck on? But she said, the lady opened
the door and she looking.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
About a shower. We got to go home. We gotta go.
It was ten dollars for four hours of jeans moting.

Speaker 11 (30:15):
Okay, all you c l O all rightwing up at
the time of the hour. The eighty five South Boys
are here. This Carlos Miller, Chico being in DC.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Young fly right after you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
Alright, everybody else promised we got special guests this morning.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Listen.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
At this point, they don't really need an introduction, So
just let me tell you something. They have accomplished something
that I thought would never ever be achieved in the
comedy business, because what they're doing right now I've never
seen done. The Kings of Comedy was the last group
of people who went out and had a hugely successful tour,

(31:03):
but they even took that up to the next level.
They started as an improv group. I have never seen
three men get on the stage, Carlos Ico. I ain't
never seen three men get on the stage and do
what they've done and have the level of success that

(31:24):
they've had. And they are doing Kings of Comedy crowd
numbers in a way that I thought would never happen.
So I have to tip my hat to these legendary
young cats who are doing something that I thought would
never be done. They are the reigning version two point
zero of the Kings of Comedy.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Lady and Gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Eighty five South.

Speaker 15 (31:59):
To know, right, Yeah, man, he give us that when
I thought it would be done.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
Un President, Hey, we got Cheeko, we got Carlos, and
we got DC fly.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
How your brother's doing man the Morning?

Speaker 15 (32:23):
The Morning?

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah man, right.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
Let me tell you about this little food d C.
He was on a celebrity family few and the show
was kind of starting late. So when I was backstage,
they was micing me up. Now they all of the
two teens is out there. D C leaves the stage
and comes backstage to see me. While I'm getting miked up,
I was doing mouth washing all kind of stuff. I

(32:48):
had to spit out and hug, hug my little young
homie because boy, he just different.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
This whole group is different.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I'm proud of y'all.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
I think y'all.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Y'all, y'all got got it, man, and we here to
learn about this new is it seventeen cities we got
to the city tour.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Well, Tommy, Troit.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
I take over all right, But listen, man, y'all beach mode.
Y'all know I'd have seen y'all and came out and
opened up for y'all when y'all came down here and
did uh house the Blue, House of Blues, House of Blues,
House the Blue. So y'all kicking off tomorrow in Detroit.
I know y'all excited to get back on stage. What
can they expect from eighty five South, Well.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
You know they always expect the experience they never seen before.
But we always know that be bringing out a crowd
that rock with us, and we're bringing our new individuals
who ain't never saw this show before. And to be honest,
we're so anxious to get together to see what we
all been thinking while we ain't been with each other,
because people say we be with each other every day.

(33:53):
Go home, hell, bro, we're going on right then.

Speaker 16 (34:01):
For sure, And these are these are places that we've been,
you know, So it's always great to be able to
see just how the crowd has evolved with us, you
know what I'm saying. So being able to come on
and go places that we've been before and do a
brand new show. Every show is different, and come out
and develop a new experience with these you know, some

(34:21):
of the same people, some new people. Is it's just
overall just something that I think everybody should want to
be a part of at least once or twice.

Speaker 15 (34:28):
Or three times. Haven't many times we come see.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Hey man, the eighty five South audience, what what do
you all see when you're standing on stage? What do
you all see as the makeup? The overall makeup of
the eighty five South.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
Audio It really varies on the city, old people, people,
may people, Puerto Ricans.

Speaker 12 (34:49):
We so.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Very divert.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
That's why we're able to get off so much different
kind of material.

Speaker 15 (34:56):
It's so divert.

Speaker 8 (34:57):
But I feel like everybody has got to come ground,
you know what I'm saying. I think that's kind of
like sums it up because if you even look at
the world today, this week. We go through so much
with everybody trying to say.

Speaker 12 (35:09):
Race this, raise that, and we need this, they need that.

Speaker 8 (35:12):
This belong the hours when you come to eighty five
so well it's black on black. But at the end
of the day, we treat everybody.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
So equal that you ain't got no chill.

Speaker 18 (35:22):
But the leaves like feeling a little of a fight.

Speaker 8 (35:25):
Even though we were talking about you.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
You still look.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
What happened.

Speaker 15 (35:31):
Yeah, that's a perfect way they explained it.

Speaker 12 (35:34):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 16 (35:35):
Nobody leaves just you know, feeling like Steve was still
to listen to that song. Everybody up in here. That's
not the way that That's not the type of environment
we breathe.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
We we people come and leave the interimations outside and
come and have a great time, and we have a
great time with them.

Speaker 18 (35:51):
So it's you know, you need feel full, you know,
like you have.

Speaker 15 (35:53):
An experience, and that's what we kind of people will
always just listens experience.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
All right, man, let me ask you this right quick though,
because I watched so many clips of y'all. Is anything
off limits? I mean, if you come up on eighty
five South in a wheelchair, it's tag you it you
come up there on them on them tripod crutches. You
it you an old white security guard. Is anything off limit?

(36:25):
Anybody elbows? Anybody ever got really really mad.

Speaker 16 (36:30):
They get mad if we don't mess with him like
that's the grand bought. We had a dude take his
leg off and give it to us on stage.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Break.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
That's how you that's how you stand business. Right there, y'all. Hey,
we're gonna come right back. We got.

Speaker 12 (37:00):
Kee.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Hey, we'll be back with more eighty five South right
after that.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Hi, my name is Carlos Miller and I'm Chico Bean.
You already know what timing is, boy DC on flag.

Speaker 16 (37:12):
The food with the tattoo, and you are now listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
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Speaker 7 (37:53):
All right, everybody, we're back on our special guest this
morning is the New Kings, the legendary eighty five South,
most influential and impactful come out of drinking.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
He's some comedy that's drank in a long time. One
of them is drinking.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
Oh it's do you hear, Tommy? You got you know,
when you got ignorant people on the show, you just
got to make it happen.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
You can't go.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
Yeah, I ignored it because I know when you ignorant,
ain't no needed. They know they drinking, but.

Speaker 15 (38:21):
They think, Man, we're enjoying the fight with Steve Man.
This is every time, because every time around you act
like you don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
I don't know boys like.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
See that's a lie right there.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
That's a lot.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Man.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Just this year, just this year, earned your leisure.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
I was on stage with Charlamagne and uh he said, hey, man,
liketon done so much for people like eighty five South.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
And we got through telling all that. Man, I didn't
know I was doing nothing for them.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
They stolen. I said, what the hell y'all talking about?
I was helping them I ain't even know, So let
everybody know where y'all gonna be. Where y'all headed.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
We started off in Detroit, Yep, we're going right in Annapolis.

Speaker 16 (39:10):
We got Philly, Houston, Dallas, Chicago, Columbus, South Carolina, we
got Atlanta. We're gonna end off in Atlanta.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Got the hell of it.

Speaker 15 (39:19):
Were going around, man, we just.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
Called spending the block.

Speaker 15 (39:22):
So we're hitting all the places that we hit before,
you know, and be going back to doing love.

Speaker 16 (39:27):
Man and the people that that got us to be
in a position to be able to come through and
do the type of shows that we do.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
Hey man, Let men, when you all first started, what
size venues were?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Did you all started?

Speaker 15 (39:38):
Uh speak easy? We were at a bar to speak easy?

Speaker 16 (39:43):
Yeahs old bar to speak easy.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
That's what we were doing.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
We was doing one of them joins from Love Jones.

Speaker 15 (39:49):
Remember when they first got there. We was at the
Love Jones bark.

Speaker 12 (39:53):
That's what.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
I don't know, man, You don't I know the carpet stink.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
Yeah, you're using a tavern dog y'all.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Also, y'all partner with Kevin Hall's production company, Right Heartbeat Production,
and y'all planning on do a movie, tell us about
that one.

Speaker 8 (40:13):
He's just one of those productions. Then, you know what
I'm saying, we appreciate those g and Art Beef even.
You know what I'm saying, I want to partner and
partner with us and help us bring our vision to life,
you know what I mean. So, but for them to
even reach out and say, hey man, we don't want
to work with y'all, it's just letting us know, like
you know what, it's time for us to elevate to
the next level. And I think this is a great
partnership because you know, o G it's hard anybody want

(40:35):
to come partner with you and he'll bring your vision
to life. So just by then reach out saying.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
That they want to rock with us.

Speaker 15 (40:42):
Hey man, just honor, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Hey y'all, Hey, hey fellas, stay right there. We're gonna
come right back. We're gonna have more with eighty five
South right after this gots people.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
This is Kirk Franklin.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Hey, this is what's going on. This is your boy,
Kevin Hart with up. This is your boy, Chris Brown.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
What I throwing your boy big snoop doggut time.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
This is this is your boy saying the entertainer, this
is yr Linda Adams less self, It's DJ Cagan.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
You already know what time it is, Boy DC Young
Flag that Jam and Chico Be.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
You have no idea what it is.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not
be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
All right, everybody, we're back and our special guest this
morning is legendary Trio eighty five South. And we've been
talking about this new deal they had with Kevin Hart
heart Productions. Tommy, you were saying it was a movie deal.
It's heart Beat Productions.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, they got basically, I got a movie deal or
a development deal with with Kevin Hart, which is big,
which is real big because everybody don't get there. So
I was asking him to expound on it and tell us,
y'all got an idea of what the movie is yet
we're working on this.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
You know, we worked got it, We did got an idea,
we just wasn't working one to come to theaters to
see it, yea.

Speaker 16 (41:59):
In a position to be able to have connections with
guys that, you know, giants in the game, you know,
to see us and see the potential that we have
to be able to keep elevating ourselves.

Speaker 15 (42:09):
You know, some people like to see you where they
see you at. You know, people are okay with you
getting to.

Speaker 16 (42:14):
A certain level, but once you get to that level,
they're like, yeah, man, good to see y'all to keep walking.
But so for us, it's an opportunity for us to
keep elevating, and once we keep elevating, we can help
others as well, you know, kind of like you know,
paying it forward.

Speaker 15 (42:26):
So that's the way we're seeing it.

Speaker 16 (42:28):
We're trying to put the best product out that's possible
so people can know that, you know, it's not just
something that we're doing just to be going, and we're
trying to elevate comedy and elevate the game along Wlay
as well.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Let me ask one more question. Okay, you know, y'all
know I've been doing comedy for Junior. You know, you
know unk is the o g it is. But y'all
doing something different than we ain't never done. When did
y'all know.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
That this can work?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
With three people on stated? When did it click saying
we got something this will work.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
That actually clicked before we even hit the state to
get it was the chemistry in the studio before we
even get the live shows.

Speaker 7 (43:04):
Hey man, but you know what it is for me
when I watch y'all, I didn't know it could be done.
The part that amazes me is you all have such
a chemistry that it looks like it was playing man.
Y'all break out in an improv song and all of
a sudden, y'all like, well, y'all do verses and then

(43:24):
you'll turn around and just spin on somebody. But you
all know how to let each other complete a sentence.
You very rarely step on top of each other. That
right there what really amazes me more than anything, because
the timing and then you all have the nerve to

(43:45):
actually throw the ollie oop to the other.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
One so they condunk it. That that right there that
I ain't seen that nowhere.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
You know, we fancy each other work and it only
works in that form of fashion. Nobody have the mindset
or when we go on stage, I'm trying to be
the funniest to Night, Well, i want.

Speaker 12 (44:05):
The biggest joke. It's been playing night.

Speaker 8 (44:07):
Calos had the biggest joke it's been playing to Night.

Speaker 12 (44:10):
Chiko ahead the biggest joke.

Speaker 8 (44:11):
It's all about it.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
We have fun.

Speaker 15 (44:13):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (44:15):
We want to go on stage and create a moment
for the people long as we having fun, like we're
really fans.

Speaker 16 (44:23):
Call those fans.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
I'm listening.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
We listen.

Speaker 8 (44:26):
I'm listening. If I'm saying some they listen. We're not
on that with egos, trying to figure out how can
we all individuals stand out.

Speaker 15 (44:34):
You're feel what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (44:35):
And we all already do individual shows.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
We got enough time for that.

Speaker 18 (44:39):
You know, we all are.

Speaker 16 (44:40):
Individuals or comedias on our own. So it would be
selfish of the brand that we've built come on stage
and try to be individuals on a stage that we
built together.

Speaker 15 (44:50):
You know that's backwards, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (44:51):
We all understand that this is something that we couldn't
even have imagined to go on stage and never have
practice and never have you know shit. All right, look
tonight we're doing this and it just come out. We
know that this or this God that's doing that. So
we ne's liking on God's work. Were gonna let God
work through us, mam, brothers.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
I'm gonna tell you something I think that says it all,
man all, congratulations on everything. Man well said, well put,
people can now have a better understanding of how you.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
All came about and how you all function.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
The tour is alive and well I'm sure if you
are looking for something to do, you can go to
is it eighty.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Five South show dot com? Yes, sir, go to eighty
five South Show dot com and find out where these
fools is gonna be.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
Get yourself a ticket and shut your mouth unless you want.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
To be in this show.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
When they go to the app channel eighty five, it
could be a discounted price on any ticket that you
can get from the tour, So make sure they go
download that app to and we we got a quick
cameo for.

Speaker 12 (45:54):
You in the movie.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
When you say cameo, does that have pay with it
or is it?

Speaker 18 (45:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (45:59):
Yeah, We're gonna know you in love.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Oh you don't need no money.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I already loved you within two free years. Y'all stole
in my studio.

Speaker 11 (46:10):
Carlos Miller and DC Young fly eighty five South.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Thank you, guys, thank you.

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
You're listening to.

Speaker 11 (46:17):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at about four
minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is his focus is on other women.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
That doesn't sound good. We'll get into it in just
a little bit because.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
Right now it's time for the nephew and today's crank
phone call. I'm not even going to honor those questions
comments with anything.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
What you got nef All right, Shirley, it is time.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
You know, when someone passes away, everybody knows when so
one passes away. We gotta we're gonna go to the repast.
This is major up an event. You know, when you're
talking about the funeral someone that's passed. Repast be and
you always want to bring some food to the repast.
So I have ordered some chicken for the repasts. Were

(47:17):
about to call the chicken house and we're gonna order
some chicken so we can take to the family. Okay,
but then we're gonna call them back after we didn't
order all this chicken.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
And then we're gonna cancel the order. And that lies
the problem.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Okay, the repasts chicken. You're gonna come get the repass check.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is.

Speaker 7 (47:42):
Chicken.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I just saw that much chicken. What's a chicken house?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
He said, Yeah, chicken houses, churches, Popeyes, KFC. You know
you want to go old school of hearts. You know
how old school you want to go? You know what
I'm saying, three past chicken.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Let's go because hey, I need to make an order
or hey, ye pride up, man, get them up for
they burn like?

Speaker 18 (48:16):
Man, Yes, sir, yeah, thank you?

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Help me. Say. Hey, I'm trying to get an order. Man,
we just got through it the funeral.

Speaker 9 (48:27):
I'm trying to take some chicken over to the three
pass where the family at Man.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
All right, man, well how much Denise?

Speaker 9 (48:33):
Okay, I know I'm gonna need probably like one hundred
and twenty five pieces of chicken.

Speaker 18 (48:37):
How long they take the cook?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Man, We're not ready right now. Man, they take leaf
like aive minutes. Bro, gotta be okay, I need one
and twenty five pieces. Man, But listen, what kind of
you know?

Speaker 9 (48:50):
I'm trying to make sure we get to know, you
know how idea somebody fans that were trying to make
sure we got enough food at the house. Man, Yeah,
so what kind of size you got man that I
want to try to get large family sides on?

Speaker 18 (49:00):
Y'all got potato salad?

Speaker 17 (49:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (49:02):
We have a French, fries, potato, salad, greens and that
gurney and tea, you know, the normal stuff.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
How much you need to be to that?

Speaker 9 (49:09):
Let me get like two or all of them, you
know what I'm saying, two of each that ought to
be we're gonna give me four of them greens though,
but I know they gonna want them greens, you know
y'all found Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Family size on everything, man, Two of each will give
me four of greens, all right?

Speaker 18 (49:21):
Okay, Now give me some rolls, man, at least at
least twenty rolls to.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Go with that. All right?

Speaker 18 (49:26):
See many, make sure I got a big thing of
fries man. You know them kids like them frish.

Speaker 9 (49:31):
Let me get a big thing on frish. You order
a hot food man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gona come
get it though.

Speaker 18 (49:36):
Thirty minutes.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
So you say how long you be faded to be there?
Probably thirty five? You know, give up? It was about
forty five minutes before to be ready. All right? What's
your name? Money, robbed Roberts.

Speaker 18 (49:46):
All right, you got a phone on them?

Speaker 17 (49:48):
I can reach forty one four uh eight?

Speaker 18 (49:52):
Okay, I got you.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Okay, So got one hundred.

Speaker 18 (49:54):
And twenty five people's gonna be mixed, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Right, end up.

Speaker 9 (49:57):
Okay, then we've gotta be doing that to do that
night or mild or mixed the what separated?

Speaker 12 (50:03):
Man?

Speaker 18 (50:03):
What of the mile of than one boxes? And then
you got to fight in another poxes so you know
we'll know.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
So the kids won't get home too all right? Hey, right,
can you take this over? I'm on the phone, take
it up, all right?

Speaker 9 (50:14):
I got you what my cotal on that, man, So
I go. You know, but I ain't been payed ball
this by myself. I got everybody picked in on this.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Hold on, I'm gonna get to the restruct It's gonna
be two o eight seventy five, don.

Speaker 18 (50:28):
Okay, two twenty five thirty minutes. I'mnna start coming there.

Speaker 12 (50:31):
Way.

Speaker 18 (50:31):
What's your name, dog?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
My name is Wayne, y Wayne.

Speaker 18 (50:33):
I'm gonna answer you, but i'll be there about forty minutes.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Man, all right, Uh yeah.

Speaker 18 (50:38):
Man, I think Roberts this is right.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 12 (50:40):
Man?

Speaker 17 (50:40):
This Wayne is chicken?

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Man.

Speaker 18 (50:42):
I was just colllist. You know, we said this lit
up early in your last matters ticket.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
You just dropped it. Okay, oh oh oh oh man, I.

Speaker 18 (50:49):
Mean to call you a few minutes ago. Hey, listen, uh.

Speaker 17 (50:52):
You cook god loud?

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Yeah, man, you wanted one hundred and twenty five.

Speaker 8 (50:56):
Nisa is mixed wife then and Miles with four large
to He's saying five fries.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Yeah, I cooked dollar fore. You got it ready?

Speaker 18 (51:05):
Okay, check this our down.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
I'm been dominated everybody.

Speaker 18 (51:07):
Man.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
You know what, Man, I'm just gonna need by.

Speaker 18 (51:09):
Ten pizza doll.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
I don't really need the rest of that, ex.

Speaker 18 (51:12):
I just need ten pizza doc.

Speaker 17 (51:13):
I'll go there everybody, man, everybody put win bothers and day.

Speaker 18 (51:16):
They wanted him burn it. So I'm just gonna need
a ten PiZZ of that chick.

Speaker 12 (51:19):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Man, we already cooked dollar chicken. Man, I got a
hunt of the twenty five pieces.

Speaker 8 (51:23):
Bro, you gonna come by the I'm in trouble man
me and you don't need ten pizzas.

Speaker 18 (51:28):
I doesn't need ten pza dolls.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
You know I don't need all that.

Speaker 18 (51:30):
I don't want to find nothing I don't need.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
I just need ten pizzas.

Speaker 18 (51:32):
Man.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Now, bro, you're gonna come buy the chicken.

Speaker 18 (51:34):
Man, we just sit there.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
It's only me and want us to do it. There
were working out.

Speaker 18 (51:38):
You're gonna get this chicken into God, I'm not finish
buying no chicken.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I don't want, man, I'm not finna do that, doub
I mean, you know, I'm doing this for the breaming family.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Man.

Speaker 18 (51:46):
So you know, like I say, yea, I'm gonna take
ten pizza boy.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
There and drop that off. Man. But you know I
don't need that whole hundred.

Speaker 18 (51:51):
And twenty five or whatever.

Speaker 8 (51:52):
Robert Jones is gonna be all the way to come
get me the ticket, or it's gonna be something I
cooked dollars.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Man, Man, my manager don't get far.

Speaker 18 (52:03):
Okay, you ain't got nobody else.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
They're gonna buy some chicken today. Who the hell's gonna
call here about one hundred and.

Speaker 17 (52:08):
Twenty four people?

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Good chicken?

Speaker 8 (52:10):
Jell Man, call back to my you know, Walt one
hundred and twenty five. He only want to ten people
on manager, go see gonna be want hello, y'all.

Speaker 18 (52:20):
I just leave ten pieces, man, Man, I took the
father's chicken for you. Organized to the day the time. Okay, God,
we'll listen to me. Won't you just stand and lit by.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
A little today, Just stand and lit by a little man.

Speaker 18 (52:30):
There's no way in hell.

Speaker 17 (52:31):
Man, who do want to pop for this.

Speaker 18 (52:33):
Bro'm got my mother back. Call chicken head and put
it back up.

Speaker 17 (52:36):
Bro jump better tell me get their.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Chicken on to me.

Speaker 18 (52:39):
Tell you that man, I don't give the man.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
I would call every funeral of a round find.

Speaker 18 (52:43):
Out who guy man.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
I would call Finjo Robert, you gonna go. Can't get
this chicken, man, I'm not finish.

Speaker 17 (52:49):
Find no chicken.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
I don't want man, I want ten pieces.

Speaker 12 (52:52):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (52:52):
No, no, John, want some hundred and twenty five people
in chicken because that's what the hell you call is
to tell me that you want? And then who you
think you're talking to, I'm talking to you, I'm talking.
That's I to come up to buy the sticking hundred
twenty five pieces up steps a talking to come bringing
bringing two hundred eight dollars A fifty fock said, hey,
come by the sticking something come down, man, he needn't

(53:16):
come and get.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Just shaking my man.

Speaker 17 (53:19):
Man, he's gonna sign. He's gonna go up here and
we all, Bro's gonna get this here right now.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
You're gonna eat this ticket. So that hold on, hold on.

Speaker 18 (53:29):
Don't know, I don't know front of out, dear Roberts.
Who do you think you talking aboutout woman, doll, I'm
talking to you.

Speaker 8 (53:35):
I told you I'm talking to him. That's gonna come
up here and get this stick. He's gonna bring two
hundred and eighty dollars. Or you're gonna come up here
and get ten people with chickens.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Women. It's up to you. But either way coming up here,
what you want.

Speaker 18 (53:46):
To do, I'm gonna send somebody else up.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
There to get the chicken.

Speaker 18 (53:49):
Man, Okay, Oh you're gonna stand up here, honey, coming
to get chicken?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Tell me here, what's the landing up?

Speaker 17 (53:53):
You gotta get all our information?

Speaker 5 (53:55):
I can't.

Speaker 12 (53:56):
What's the last time me?

Speaker 18 (53:57):
Man left? You tell me from the steeve, Harvey morning,
What the hell you just say to me? Why this
nephew tell me from the sea, Harvey.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
More Man, this is some man. You have to ask somebody. Yeah,
what bro want something doing on the chicken? Wayne?

Speaker 18 (54:27):
Your cousin Man, you got con in according Ah that
dirty y'all cooked down their chicken, man, and we cooked.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
The bartle the chicket. Wayne.

Speaker 18 (54:37):
This is what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Man on the half and the nephew.

Speaker 18 (54:39):
Tell me, I'm gonna give you my credit card.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
And we're gonna dominate chicken all day.

Speaker 12 (54:44):
Man.

Speaker 18 (54:44):
You see some homeless people or whatever, you just pass.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Out the chicken.

Speaker 18 (54:47):
I we finna get it paid for right now, man,
I can't trust tell y'all gotta be pairing of it.
I'm about to rin right now. Ain't wayne one more thing?

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Speaker 11 (56:14):
You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time
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(56:36):
the air, just like we're going to read this one
right here, right now, and you never know, it could
be yours.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
It could be yours.

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Here It is Strawberry letter, all.

Speaker 11 (56:47):
Right, neph you, thank you. Subject his focus is on
other women. Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband shares far too
many of his thoughts with me, and it's messing with
my self esteem. He has a bad habit of commenting
on women's looks when we're out, and he uses the
wrong words when he describes females in general. For example,

(57:09):
his boss is getting remarried and he said that the
future wife. He said that the future wife has a
nice tight booty and thighs. I asked why he was
looking at her behind and why did he think it
was cool to mention it to me. He said, as
a man, there are certain things men notice, and as
my wife, he should be able to tell me anything.

(57:29):
I asked if he wanted me to do squats to
firm up my booty, and he said that I take
things the wrong way. He's so clueless. Why wouldn't I
get offended by him saying nice things about another woman.
He'll say that a waitress has a pretty smile, or
a woman passing by his nice hair, and then will
debate over whether it's a weed or her natural hair.

(57:50):
It's clear that he loves women without weave. But I've
been wearing wigs and so in since he met me,
so I feel some type of way when he discusses
the other women hair. He just said that from now on,
he will keep his mouth closed while we're out. When
he tried that we had nothing to talk about. I
had no idea that we discussed other women and nonsense

(58:12):
so much. It makes me sad that my husband admires
other women. He tries to assure me that he's happy
and that he loves everything about me, but I can't
help but think he wants an upgraded wife. I would
never tell him what I think about another man. He
couldn't take it if I did it to him. Why
doesn't he compliment me? Is our marriage in trouble? These

(58:35):
are all questions that you need to really ask him.
Why doesn't he compliment you? That is odd, isn't it.
He's talking about all these other women, but he doesn't
compliment his own wife. And you know what, You're right
about one thing. He wouldn't be able to take it
if you did that to him. His ego would be crushed.
But he says he should be able to tell his
wife anything. I mean, do you know how many divorces

(58:58):
and breakups there would be if couples told their partners
anything and everything? Like he said, why do you think
we can't read each other's minds because they don't need
to know what we're really thinking all the time. Your
husband doesn't need to know what you're thinking all the time,
and he doesn't need to know what you're thinking all
the time. I'm not saying, of course, don't be truthful.
I'm just saying, as his wife, you already know not

(59:21):
to volunteer your opinion if a fine man walks in
the room, but your husband obviously doesn't get that rule.
You need to talk to him and let him know
how this, you know, makes you feel. All these shenanigans
he's pulling. He should want you to be happy, not hurt,
but instead he's doing stupid stuff.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Right in your face.

Speaker 11 (59:40):
He's not out with his boys doing this, But please,
don't you be stupid too. All right, and let this
get out of control and all of that. You can
nip this in the bud, just letting him know you
know what the real issue is here, how you really feel.
Don't allow him to make you second get as yourself

(01:00:00):
or to make you feel insecure. This is the time
you know, to love yourself even more. I mean, he's
crazy just because he doesn't know how to shut up
when he sees other attractive women. Really, Steve, I'm frustrated
by this letter.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
Go ahead, yeah see this is making you mad because
yeah see, well surely because of the type of person
you are, you have such a level of decency. You
not gonna say what I'm going to say, but just
what you're thinking. But you don't have though. You don't
want to talk like this. The subject is his focus

(01:00:39):
is on other women. My husband shares too many of
his thoughts with me, and it's messing with my self esteem.
He has a bad habit of commenting on women's looks
when we're out, and he uses the wrong words when
he describes the females. For example, his boss is getting
me married and he said that a future wife got

(01:01:01):
a nice tight booty and thigh. I asked him why
he was looking at her and why he thought it
was cool to mention it to me. He said, as
a man, there's certain things that men noticed, and as
my wife, he should be able to tell me anything.
I needed to read that passage so I can sum

(01:01:22):
this letter up quickly. Quickly, we really can end the
Strawberry letter. I only had one question to this lady.
When you all were dating, you didn't know that he
was stupid because he didn't start this. He could have,

(01:01:44):
but there had to be signs that he was stupid.
Everybody that's married, whose marriage has ended or lasted for
a certain amount of time, or anything else, will all
be able to tell you that they saw signs.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Of it in the beginning, but they ignore it. Everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
Everybody, everybody has married a red flag.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
That may not be a big flag. It might be
a little red sticker with a toothpick in it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Some of y'all didn't married the red flag that's outside
the courthouse.

Speaker 12 (01:02:28):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Some of y'all have married the flag where the soldiers
got to come and raise it up and salute five shots.
That's how big a flag you than married. Or we
all see them. So I think you saw some of this.

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
But now when we come back, I'm going to have
to tell you what this means because I know exactly
why he's saying these says.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Why because men are just not that deep.

Speaker 11 (01:03:01):
All right, hang on, Steve, we'll have part two of
your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Today's Strawberry letter subject his focus is on other women.
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Speaker 11 (01:03:49):
All right, come on, Steve. Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is his focus is on other women.

Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
Yeah, she's married to this guy who has no problem
commenting on women's looks when he sees it, and he
does it often. Now the lady says that it's messing
with myself esteem. But I want to help you out
with something. Your husband really is not a bright man,
because most men listening to this show will tell you

(01:04:20):
that ain't a smart movie.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Why would you do that? I did it in my
first marriage one time I was taking my ex wife
to work.

Speaker 18 (01:04:29):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (01:04:29):
Yeah, I was taking my ex wife to work one day.
She was in the passage seat and her mother was
in the backseat. I was dropping both of them off
the work. A girl, this chick was so fine, was
crossing the street in the crosswalk. Now I'm twenty five
years old now, just got married. I might have still
been twenty four. Yeah, I had the twins at twenty five,

(01:04:52):
so the twins weren't born here. So I was twenty four.
This fine chick was walking to and I and my
I said, I know, man, why she walking like that?
Why her dress so tight?

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
And brother?

Speaker 7 (01:05:10):
The rest of that ride to work with her and
her mama in that car was a lesson on stupidity.
They talked about me man like I wasn't even in
the car, and I went, wow, man, So I dropped

(01:05:31):
my mother in law off first. The conversation heightened. What
is why would you say something like, oh, so you
looking at her?

Speaker 12 (01:05:39):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Why are you looking at her? Worried about why she walked?

Speaker 7 (01:05:41):
Now, I was just trying to make conversations over that's
the conversation you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
I can't even tell you what all it was that
a long time she get to work.

Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
So I understood after that that was the last time,
the last time I ever told anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Thing I thought about another woman. I ain't saying And
I have thoughts all the time, because like women have
thoughts all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:06:10):
But he ain't supposed to say it, all right, So
now let me explain something to UH didn't He was
talking about how tight the warm The boss's new wife
had a tight booty and big thighs and everything. So
she asked her husband, do you want me to start
doing squats to firm up my booty?

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
He said, I take things the wrong way.

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
And you know and and and and why, And you
shouldn't be offended by he's saying nice things about other women.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Put an essence, he shouldn't be saying nothing about these
other women.

Speaker 7 (01:06:41):
Now he'll say that a waitress got a pretty smile,
or a woman by has nice.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Here to one, I want you to pay a tention.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
He'll say that a waitress has pretty smile, and a
woman passing by has nice hair, and we'll debate over
whether it's a weave or her natural hair.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
And it's clear that he loves women without weave. But
I've been wearing wigs and so in since we met.

Speaker 7 (01:07:02):
So I feel some kind of way when he discusses
other women's hair, he's dropping hints.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Let me explain to the teacher, because men ain't that deep.

Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
When he brings up these comparisons, he know you gotta
sew in because he can't run his hands through his hair.
He know you got clip ends and wigs because he
know if he run his flanging through your hair, he
gonna push it on the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
He knows it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
So now he brings up other women's have to drop
hints as to what he likes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
The reason he brought up that big booty in tight.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
Thighs of his boss's future wife, it is because that's
what he likes. So when you ask, do you want
me to do more squats, yes, that's exactly what he wanted.
A man ain't gonna keep doing this, And I'm gonna
tell you the other reason he's doing it too. He said,
from now here, keep his mouth shut while we're out.
He tried to do that, and then we didn't have

(01:08:00):
nothing to talk about. So now you've found out that
that's all y'all's conversation has been about that. The whole time,
because now you all go it out and you have
nothing to say, and then you say it makes me
sad that my husband admires other women. And he tries
to assure me he's happy love everything about you, But
I can't think he.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Wants an upgraded wife.

Speaker 7 (01:08:23):
He wants you to do something different, because that's why
he's dropping all these hints. But I'm gonna tell you
something about your husband that you may not have considered.
Your husband is extremely inconsiderable. Extremely you're married to an
inconsiderate man. Because you said it best if you did

(01:08:45):
the same thing to him, Oh my god, he couldn't
take it. And know he can't because the male ego.
The male ego bruises easy. Now you gotta be careful, lady,
because once you bruise the male ego, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Hard to come back. Because me and me and hold that.
Did you know? It's just like, let me just tell
you some stuff you can't never say to a man
and get it back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Okay, let's hear this.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
That's the best you can do. Here's here's another one
that you can't get back. I thought you were stronger
than that. M Here's the one you can't really get back.

(01:09:45):
Has anybody ever told you that you're small?

Speaker 12 (01:09:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
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And it's time now for Junior and Sports Talk, which
you got Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Oh nfl is he assured that I can't do without
my man.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Pippot was that it was that it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:55):
Was in and they fey was going on money money
cooler missed anything.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Hey, ain't ain't ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Hey, hey, happy, welcome me back?

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
He was, he was.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
It was up chocolate, How you doing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
Hey, Peppy?

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Welcome back football? To see all right?

Speaker 8 (01:11:17):
Till a man?

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Taja said, what's happy?

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Williams understanding?

Speaker 12 (01:11:21):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Phony? The news?

Speaker 7 (01:11:25):
That didn't happen since I've been going you know, I heard, yeah,
I heard you free. Now I'm back. I'm on TV.
Now I'm back in love again. He got the decisions
you got to make you all season long. I ain't
got to pay respect to that dude, no more than

(01:11:46):
none of that. I'm back in the pimp game. It
was up monitor.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
No, you can't say now, what's all that?

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Ham? What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
I was just talking about her hair. You don't wanna
get her hair tied up? Y'all be kicking, y'all be
tripping you, No, I'll be tripping.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
I be pimping. What you want me to do?

Speaker 9 (01:12:07):
Up to?

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
What you?

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
My man ain't nothing, ain't nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
It ain't nothing nothing like me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Man, y'all Like when I got on to day.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Figure you like this right here?

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
This black the whole sweatshirt is made out of liquish.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Lickorice. It's took a whole.

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
Black LICORICI and sold it together. I can't stay in
it long because it melt.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
All right, Junior? Ready, what you got for pipping man?
Right away?

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
Hey, Hey, hold up the happy meet all of y'all
that ain't never heard me before. But I'm pimped. Then
I keep it pipping, and all I do is and
I do pics. We ain't got one game to pick.
Go ahead, Jamie, what you want?

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
All right, Pemper, Let's go ahead man, Brown's Bengals.

Speaker 18 (01:13:02):
What you got?

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Who you got?

Speaker 7 (01:13:03):
Pemp Brown's and Bengals? You know where I'm from? Cleveland,
own thing, man, I'm going straight on Cleveland, man, cleve
a day.

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Fifth Pathers Jaguars.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Peppin Jaguar, Travis Hunter debut.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
All right, Pippis Lions, Packard, Piff You.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
So slow man?

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
You can't read?

Speaker 12 (01:13:21):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
I'm gonna read?

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Last?

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
I mean, what are you going through where you can't
read these names? No quicker than this? You can't bring
me on the segment? And we do three teams because.

Speaker 7 (01:13:32):
Uh Packers and uh package and lines man say it
come on with yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Get yourself together, Dune. I'm gonna come back another break.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I can't do this with you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Man, what's wrong with you? Pull yourself together?

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Man? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Man on the radio all day to day.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Nobody got no time on is here?

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
You got mom up every morning show?

Speaker 11 (01:13:55):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, Steve, This is from Brooke and Dover. Brooke says,
my husband is a hard working man, and I love
that part of him, but I can't stand how he smells.

(01:14:17):
When he gets home from work. He takes his stinky
and sweaty clothes off in the kitchen and puts them
in the washer, and we'll walk around the house stinking
up the place. He even sat his bare butt on
our comforter a few times. The last time he did it,
I showed him the sweat stains on the bed and
he said, that's why we have a washing machine.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
How do I stop his nastiness?

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
Well, the man worked hard, he's stinky, he doing his job.
But just have to have a simple route. When you
take off them funky clothes and you put him in
the line, you must take your funky tail and put
it in the show. Not if you want to come
and sit your naked butt on the ba and the
comforter and all that. There, you come, do all that,

(01:15:03):
but you're gonna have to shower first because your odor
is running through the house because your clothes stink for
a reason.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Okay, is she gonna say it like that? Or she
gonna be nice about I mean you.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
Know, oh okay, Okay, let me how nice you want
to be by it. I'm just saying because y'all got
you just got tired of this. No, it's gonna be offensive.
Him staking up the house is offensive, and him not
taking the shower when he take them nasty clothes office
and here, grown man, he ain't no baby, you ain't
got time for this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
You gotta cut him, just you gotta cut him.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
You gotta hurt him.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Hurt him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
You smell like hot garbage.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Wow, whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
That's kind of hmm? Okay, cut him deep?

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Yeah, yeah, you smell old spam?

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Spam? What does that smell? Likese?

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Meet?

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
You just gotta go deep. You gotta go real deep. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Is that gonna make it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Yeah? He's gonna make him do something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
All right, we have time for another one. This is
from Tracy and Gainesville.

Speaker 11 (01:16:22):
Tracy says, I'm in a three way love affair with
a father and son.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
It's not what you think.

Speaker 11 (01:16:29):
I'm not having sex with the dad, but he gives
me money and he's paying my student loans. He told
me that he'll take great care of me if I
leave his son alone. His son is in medical school,
so he's got the potential to make a lot of
money too. Is it best to stick with the son
or be in a secret relationship with the dad just

(01:16:50):
for money.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Well, let me give you some advice on this one.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Right here.

Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
The dad is the dad is on one of the
lowest levels of manhood criteria.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
The dad is a horrible person.

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
Yeah, you leave this young man who's trying to become something,
who is on the cusp of becoming greatness, to this
old man who is soon to be a has been
would be the dumbest and biggest mistake you ever made
that you've ever made. And you have to think about
a father who is willing to betray his son. Yeah,

(01:17:30):
because the saying is this, And I broke down on
a podcast yesterday because I hurt myself when I said it.
When a man loses his father, He realizes that the
one man who truly wanted him to be better than
him is gone. Do you know Tommy has a son,
I have a son. Do you know that our fervorite

(01:17:51):
prayer and efforts is all that our sons become better
than who we are. I want to be better husband's
better father. I want to be better men than me.
I promise you I do for his father not to
want the best for his son. His daddy is low down,

(01:18:12):
low down, and.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
He's saying he don't want nothing, but he don't want
it crush me. He's just playing right now. He's saying
he doesn't want anything physical.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Yeah, they're not eventually, eventure.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
That's exactly because he just said, and I'll take good
care of you if you leave my son.

Speaker 7 (01:18:33):
That's an offer. That's what's called an indecent propose.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
And his daddy is skun straight skins.

Speaker 15 (01:18:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:18:43):
Coming up at twenty minutes after, we'll have more of
a Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Right after this.

Speaker 11 (01:18:48):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, we've
been waiting a long time for it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
It's back now.

Speaker 11 (01:18:58):
Ready to love is all all? New tonight at eight
seventh Central on own. All right, Tommy, what's happening now?
Connections are being made.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
But if you caught the last one, you you would
We were in the house, right, You know what happens
when you were in the house. You gotta make a decision,
and then of course somebody got to go home. Who
went home? Yeah, you gotta choose, and that's hard. That's
hard on the Fellers because they got to make a decision.
But our firefighter went home.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
So saying the lady blond hair, Yeah, why that you remember?

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
I mean, I remember it too.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
I'm just saying, why.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Didn't you remember.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Something to remember?

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
I don't remember Booty?

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
I pions. I'm just saying why you remember it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Neither do I obviously. But anyway, she went she went home.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
She went home.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
She got she you gotta said, tom not ready to
find love, but she is. She's a good girl, a
great sport and uh made the woman. She gonna find
a good man. He just ain't gonna find a man.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
That's a five. That's one thing.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
That's how.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
That's that's how.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
The rule number one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
I do not want a five fight, really, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Yeah, they don't like dating each other. I guess I
don't know. Yeah, but tune in the night Ready to
Love on Own Network, hosted about Yours Truly, Nephew, tell
me yes, it is an up and down roller coaster
of love.

Speaker 11 (01:20:29):
It is all right, thanking if you coming up at
thirty three minutes after, we'll play around him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Would you rather right after this? You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 11 (01:21:14):
It is time now, guys, for a round of would
you rather the game on Sunday? Cincinnati Bengals or the
Cleveland Browns?

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Which one?

Speaker 12 (01:21:23):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Would you?

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
Sure lly?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Lly, I don't care who they picked, are you John?
I don't I don't don't care. I don't care who
they pick?

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
O they because you would rather the come.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
On, we know what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
I mean Cleveland Brown I would.

Speaker 7 (01:21:44):
Now, But having been from Cleveland for so long, if
they don't win, I'm gonna assume that this is gonna
be another season like all the rest.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
So you're prepared internally.

Speaker 7 (01:21:57):
See, I'm gonna teach Junior, tell me how to do this.
They they already talking super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Yeah, as we should.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
As we should, but as far as the Browns and
the and the Bengals, I'm I'm would you rather I'm
pulling for you?

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
I'm pulling.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
A little.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
I appreciate that, and I'm gonna be here for y'all
as the season go on, y'all realize that the Texans
ain't going to the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
I'm gonna be here for you, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:22:31):
Would you rather a house without doors or always connect
your phone to Bluetooth?

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
What would you rather?

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
My phone.

Speaker 10 (01:22:41):
In the.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
Gonna be?

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
This house so wide over all these double dose is gone,
all the all bathroom gold, every door?

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:22:56):
Would you rather go up in a hot air balloon
for five hundred thousand dollars or would you rather hug
your ex for one million?

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Hugged that X?

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
I'm not getting embrace huh, I promise, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
I'm even apologized for me. I wouldn't worth it money
your bag. It was all my fault, all right, Steve,
I haven't heard from you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
I'm not getting a hot balloon.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
That okay, So hug your ex? I love it, all right?
Yeah you could be friends eventually.

Speaker 7 (01:23:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Would you rather win.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Hug my wife? But she's gonna have a lot of
vomit on her back though.

Speaker 11 (01:23:45):
That's nasty, disgusting. H Would you rather live in a
mansion on an old plantation or live in a tiny.

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
B I'm being well, I'm house plantation. I'm not fit
to plantation. I'm not going to open up my doors
and feel the fresh air of people dying and equipping
and all this hell. I burned that plantation house down.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
A tiny house, tiny house? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:24:21):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Would you rather?

Speaker 11 (01:24:24):
Oh, we don't have time. That's today's round. Would you
rather thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Guys?

Speaker 11 (01:24:29):
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and we'll close out the show with the one and
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that house a home. Now, all that effort has built
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Speaker 11 (01:25:11):
All right, guys, here we are on this Friday, our
last break of the day of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
It is Friday. It is time to get to it.
The weekend is here.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Carly, you had a question for Steve. Yes, Steve, what
do you do when you feel lost?

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
You know, I guess when you say when you feel lost,
that could be viewed a few ways. If you're in
a state of confusion, that can make you feel lost.
If you're in a state of uncertainty, that can make
you feel lost. If you just don't know which way

(01:25:51):
to go, where to turn, You have no idea what
your next move is or should be. I guess all
of those things can be fit under I'm lost. Sometimes
lost can be a feeling of hopelessness, like you just
feel like it just ain't gonna ever turn around for you.

(01:26:14):
That can make you feel lost. We've all we've all
experienced it. I know for sure I have. And every
now and then, even now, as old as I am,
as spiritual as I become, I'm still human and I
have moments. I'm actually currently in a position now where

(01:26:35):
I don't know exactly what I'm going to do. I
really don't and I and it was really funny because
just another clip I was scrolling through and a clip
came up of Bishop Tdjkes on my talk show, and
I said to him, Man, sometimes man, I just don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
What tomorrow brings. I don't know what to do.

Speaker 7 (01:27:04):
Bishop Jake's response was, and you're not supposed to. You're
not supposed to know what the future holds. You're not
supposed to You're not gonna always know what to do,
what your next move is, because if you knew all
of that, that would destroy the thing that God wants

(01:27:24):
from us, which is faith.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
These are the tests of life.

Speaker 7 (01:27:29):
When you're lost, when you're confused, when you're the state
of confusion, when you can't find direction, when you don't
know what to do, when you know where your next
move is coming from.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
That pushes you in a place that you really need
to be.

Speaker 7 (01:27:44):
And when I feel lost, when I feel in a
state of confusion, I know to be still and let God.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Now what do I mean by that?

Speaker 7 (01:27:54):
When I'm in those spaces that I'm in right now,
I have to look back on my track record and
realize I've been here before and how did it pan
out after that? And I can't always point to everything exactly,
but I do know I've gotten through all of those
moments that God was somewhere working on my behalf that

(01:28:18):
I didn't know anything about. But you gotta really get
into your faith, man, because this feeling of lost is
an opening for the devil too.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
See.

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
You gotta be real careful here, because when you feel
lost in a state of confusion, you don't know what
your next move is going to be. You can't seem
to get it right, you seem stuck in a rut.
The devil is in there, in that rut, in that
state of confusion, offering little light suggestions to keep you there.

(01:28:50):
You've been praying about this, I guess God then said no.
See sometimes delayed don't mean denied. It just ain't coming
at the time you won't. You gotta be careful because
the devil will make you think God don't even hear
your prayers. The devil will make you think, do what
you was gonna do before. Stop waiting on him, Just

(01:29:14):
go and do something. I got a friend that's got
a real ignorant saying. What does he say, I'm gonna
do something even if it's wrong. What do you know
how ignorant that is? Well, I ain't finna just stand
here and do nothing. I'm gonna do something even if
it's wrong. Well that don't make no sense. But he
repeats that all the time, and the devil will make

(01:29:36):
you do something like that, I'm gonna do something even
if it's wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Let's talk about a couple of specific examples.

Speaker 7 (01:29:44):
Let's say, ladies, you've been in a bad relationship and
you get out and you just want to be in
a relationship. You just want to have somebody you know,
you don't want to be by yourself. You just you
just want to have somebody. And then somebody comes along
and you get a little feeling that he, yes, ain't
quite right. But because you tired of being alone, you decide,

(01:30:05):
I'm gonna go on and see what he about. Well,
to me, that's doing something, even if it's wrong. If
you know something ain't right, don't do it. If you
get an inkling, don't do it. Don't let the devil
get into that negative space. When you feel lost, immediately stop,
let go and let God take whatever your problem, your decision,

(01:30:28):
your confusion is. Put it in the hands of God Almighty,
and trust and believe that he gonna get you through it.
Because think about it, everything you've ever gone through, he's
gotten you through it. Your track record for surviving bad days,
unthinkable outcomes is one hundred percent. You survived them all.
He is never too late, like I know he coming

(01:30:50):
like right now. I feel like he's a little late
right now, but already know he ain't late, that he
gonna come just on time, in time, at the right time.
But it's gonna be his time because God's timing is
not like ours. This is the time when you feel lost,
to lean more on your faith, more on your relationship

(01:31:11):
with God, get closer. It's an opportunity to put your
dependence right where it belongs, and that's on him. God
don't want you dependent on man. You know, I had
to come to terms with that. I was counting on
a bunch of people.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
I really was.

Speaker 7 (01:31:30):
God don't want that from me. He don't want that
from me. So that's the lesson I've learned. So when
you feel lost, go deeper to Him. Trust him. You'll
be alright. Those are my close remarks. Listen, y'all, here's
the important thing. Talk to God today. He would absolutely
love to hear from you. Come on, brothers, think about that.

(01:31:51):
Just talk to God and be all right.

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