FULL SHOW: Steve Harvey Trapped In The Bathroom, Strawberry Letter - He's Not Creative Enough For Me - 07.29.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all all, So don't
given a mock the millon bus busy listening to show

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up to.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I want to join you.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, joy, you know that you turn out, you turn,

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You gotta turn.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You have to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth out the word
the money. Look, come.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
A I sure will come on with everybody you are
listening to the voice. Come on, dig me now, one
and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man, got a radio show.
Do you understand that I'm telling you. God been big
in my life. I'm not gonna kid you. I'm telling you,
and He'll do the same thing for you. God God

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is a gentleman, you know. I want to I want
to point that out to you. God is an absolute gentleman.
He will not come in unless he's invited. He don't
just barge into your life. He gives us the power
of choice. You know, if you say you got it,
I don't need you, he lets you have it. If

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you say I need you, come see about me.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
He right there. It's just a real simple thing.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Man.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
So always say to people this if you've gotten yourself
into something.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Please know I have. I I was stuck.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
I thought a couple of times, well might not make
it past this one. But then if I don't make
it past it, what's gonna happen? And then I held
on to this little thing that my mother kept talking
to me about. She said, sometimes some when you ain't
got nothing else in you, just hope, she said, just

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hope it'll be all right, you know. And what I've
learned in my life is that hope is the beginning
of faith. Hope is just is their possibility out there
for me. I show hope, something happened. See hope. Hope
is okay, man, Because like I say, for me, the

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way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning of faith.
It was just the idea. It's just the thought that
something could change for me, that something could be a
little bit different from me, that maybe, man, just maybe
for some reason, I could be saved, I could be rescued.
Things could turn around, it could hit any other direction.

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Maybe I could quit messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me,
maybe somebody will just say all right. I don't know,
but I can't count the times I've been in that position.
But then once I hope a little bit, and then
I remember also my mother, because she was a Sunday
school teacher. She taught me the most valuable lesson I've

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ever learned in my life. Nothing has been greater in
my life than my faith. She taught me to pray.
Mama used to say, when it get real, dog for
your son, Prayer change is things, she say, When you
seem like you lost and you can't find your way,
stop and pray, she said, because prayer change is things.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
You know.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
When you get a point in your life when you've
done all you can do and you can't do no more,
and you just don't know what to do next, she says, stop, son,
pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got,
she said, because that hope is to beginning of faith,
she said. If you pray just hoping, she saying, to

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God come through for you, that'll give you confidence that
he can do it again. And then after a while
you quit hoping, she's saying, you start believing. She saying,
that's when you're on to something. If you can turn
that hope into belief, that hope into faith, the ability
to believe in something that you can't see. But the

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key though the faith is you're believing in something that
you can't see. See hoping a little bit different from
me Now, I'm pretty sure, Like I say oftentimes to
tell a lot of people who can explain this thing
a lot better than I can to you, but just
from my side of it, being as real as I
can be rich you See, hope helps. Man, If you

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ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope, and then
if you pray with some hope and God answers your prayer,
then that hope gains a little confidence and after a
while that confidence becomes faith. Now the ain't just hoping,
but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that I cannot see.

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Faith has been the key to my entire existence, even
when I didn't have any It was faith, as I
look back on it, that has gotten me here, and
not just faith, but my faith. See, you will only
get to where you're going in your life based on

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your faith. See A lot of people get the word
faith confused, like what's your faith? And then they start
going down this whole list of all these different religions
out here, But really an essence, man, When I talk
to people about faith, I'm talking to you about your
your belief. How much do you believe in the unseen?

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How much do you believe in the things you can't see?
How much do you believe in the impossible? How much
do you believe see? Because faith is the belief in
things that you cannot see. Faith is the core of
all that is happening to me today. It is the

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faith that I have in my relationship with God that
enables me to just oftentimes, if I stay on the
right course and believe a certain way and act a
certain way, his blessings just poor. They just come. And
it comes in a lot of little ways too. I've

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started to notice, see, it ain't just a lot of
people think blessings is money. Nah, man, that ain't it.
It's coverage. It's every time my plane and safe. It's
every time they predict bad weather and I get up
in the sky and it don't be no bad weather.
You know, this is this is favor. These are blessings

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that get poured out to me. Somebody call me and
offer me something, not money, but an opportunity, you know.
Somebody say, hey, man, I don't know, but I sent
this to you.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I thought you might be interested in it.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Somebody will send me a scripture, or somebody will send
me something that's favor, and it always comes at a
time when I need it the most. That's favor, that's
pouring out blessings. Now I'm also the recipient of a
lot of other blessings too. You know, I've been blessed
with health. That's amazing blessing.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Man.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've
been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility.
Blessings come a lot of ways. But once you tie
in to God, Once you tie in and you start
doing the best you can do, and you start asking

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for him to make you a better person, to help
shape and mold you into the kind of man or
person that he wants you to be. You be amazed
what God can do with you. Man, if you just
invite me in and allow him to be a part
of your life. I mean, what you got to lose
out there? Come on, if you're sitting in the cell
this morning, why would you not change. You have a

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chance to turn your life around with a relationship with God.
What you're waiting on. Are you gonna just keep doing
it like that?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Huh? Really? Come on, man, why would you do that
to yourself?

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Why would you not allow God to be a part
of your life so you can get the way He
wants you to be. God got some big plans for you.
If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, I have news for you.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Start your day with gratitude, which will affect your attitude,
which is in direct correlation with your altitude. I don't
know how else to say it, but I'm not gonna
keep telling you, but I am gonna strongly suggest it
to you.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Try.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Gratitude, everybody, is one of the most overlooked principles of
success there is. But the more you are thankful for,
the more He will give you to be thankful for.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Let the church say Amen, Amen, Amen man.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
The stars of this show are Shirley Strawberry Callar Forrail,
the Mouth of the South, straight out of the sip
Monica Junior, and the nephew that is the legend of
Thomas Miles.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Come. My story deepens after that, Junior, or what.

Speaker 8 (10:54):
Is it today, sir, give me ask you as this
something even for you?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
They think about it. Oh okay, and I thought about this.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
I just want to know if you could do it,
because you know you an record as entry level Christian,
you wrecked for it. Could you see yourself as one
of the twelve Disciples? Would you be a good disciple?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Could you do? Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, I've been a great disciples because I'm loyal, yes,
and I'm a man's man. Yeah, I'd have been a
great disciple. I would not have been judas. They couldn't
have faked me. I'd have went down. See I rolled,
I ride or died with black people. I know I'd
have rolled or died with Jesus.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
Amen to that.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I'm loyal with all your money.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah, it ain't nowhere in the world. Man, I'd have
rolled with us. All the wheels look like they don't
come off. I'm still with us the truth.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
And let me tell you.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Something, Dog, I hang with black people that don't hang
with me. Yeah, come on, I know, good and well.
I'd have been a great disciple. Jesus run around healing,
helping people, teaching stuff. I'd have rolled with him, man, yeah,
probably probably man.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Like I'm gonna be honest with y'all. Just don't sound wrong.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
But if i'd have been one of these disciples, man,
you know, other than I know, you could not.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Have changed the story. I know that for a fact.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
I had to could because the destiny was set up.
It was designed that way. He came to save us
from our scenes, so I knew I couldn't changed it.
But i'd have hurt Judas though, though. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just gonna gonna say i'd hurt Judas. I'll put
something on Judas. Hey, holler at you for a minute.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Come in at the last supper, up at the last supper.
Last it would have been his last summer.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Put him to the side of Hey, man, let me
ask you from I heard what you already to talk
to Roman.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
You give them thirty pieces of silver.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
No, big Wigg said he saw you over there. Trouble
couldn't go big Wig. Yeah, because I had him back
there too.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, I'd have been a
great decip story that came out a little different. You know,
I couldn't change destiny what God had said in motion.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
But yeah, well, I'm pulling up on you.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
This show all right.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Matter of fact, I'm gonna go out and say and
I probably stabbed. Yeah wow, real man, you gonna do
come here? Got something for you?

Speaker 9 (13:40):
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It is time now to start your morning off with
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got for his neph Today.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
We're gonna put a little stupid on it this morning, Shirley,
a little bit of stupid on it. We're gonna sprinkle
it nice and smooth, evenly. Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now? Cat Dog? If you hood hello,
I'm trying to speak to sister Lauren, please begins my

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sister Lauren. This is Brother Davids from the church. I
don't know if you know me. You might know me
when you see me, but I don't know if you
just know me because we don't really interact that much
at the church. But I wanted to give you a call.
We got a bit of a problem going on. Okay, okay,
you got you get Do you have a minute to talk?

Speaker 12 (15:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Now?

Speaker 10 (15:07):
How long have you been doing uh the sign you
in the you know you in the ministry when you
do the sign language for the church, and you know
I notice you up there at least two Sundays out
of a out of the month. You've been doing it
quite a while, am I right?

Speaker 12 (15:23):
So yes, I've been doing it for over ten years.
But I'm a little confused as to why you're calling
about this time. I'm just a little to confused. I
don't know who you are. You say that if I
see your face, I may know you. But what does
this have to do with anything? Is how long I
have been doing sigh language? I know, okay, I've been
doing it for years? So how may I help you

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with this? Do you want?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (15:46):
So no, no, I'm not trying to learn any sign language.
Do you do you know miss everybody call him Miss Murder.
Do you know Miss Murdle?

Speaker 12 (15:54):
Oh yeah, I sure do.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
M okay, so Miss Murder.

Speaker 10 (15:58):
That's that's that's that's that's one of my aunties, right there,
mss murderers.

Speaker 12 (16:03):
Okay, And she gave you my number to call me.
What what do you need for me?

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Did she get me?

Speaker 10 (16:09):
No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,
you know my you know, my honest is deaf. You
know she's hearing it per you know that, right?

Speaker 13 (16:16):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (16:16):
Yes, So, so here's a problem. I ain't murderers telling
us that you're not doing the sign language right, doing
the service and like you're missing some things in the
scripture or something.

Speaker 12 (16:31):
You know that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a
very long time and I know what I'm doing. So
how you so she told you for me to tell
me that I'm not doing this oline correctly, let me say.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Let me say this to you.

Speaker 10 (16:45):
I don't want us to get off on the wrong
for Let me just say this to you. Once my
once my murder told us what was going on.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
You know.

Speaker 10 (16:52):
We then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
you know, is that way we can uh have a meeting,
you know, with with with sister Lawrence, were gonna try
to get this taken care of and talk about it.
He said, well, won't you just won't you just call
and y'all can just work it out.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
And that's how.

Speaker 10 (17:07):
I'm calling you now. I hope you I don't know
if you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but I'm
just trying to get to the bottom up. Now, let
me go say this. If my ain't murders say that
you ain't signing right, then MIAINTI ain't lying. That means
your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right.

Speaker 12 (17:26):
Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he
but you figured you would just call me and tell
me that your auntie says that I'm doing incorrectly. That
doesn't make sense to me. How does she tell you that?
Did she sign it to you?

Speaker 10 (17:39):
She signed languages to her daughter. Listen, you ain't got
to worry about who she's signing too. What you need
to worry about is getting your getting your stuff together
all right and learning how to do this the correct
way so that my ain'te can get. You know, MIAINTI
needs to be getting the word like everybody else getting
the word, but she not getting it because you the
words getting lost.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
In your hands.

Speaker 12 (18:00):
All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
and you need to match my tone. Young man. Okay,
let's start with that.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Which I mean.

Speaker 12 (18:11):
That match my tone because you're getting very loud and
I can't hear through all of that.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
All right, Okay, okay, I situation.

Speaker 13 (18:22):
You called my phone?

Speaker 12 (18:23):
Correct, you have a problem that you're discusting with me,
but you're getting more angry than anything else. How am
I going to resolve this problem? I am trying to
be as course, the way.

Speaker 10 (18:32):
You resolved this problem is back to science school so
you can learn what you need to so my any
can get the word. Any can't get the gospel because
you messing it up.

Speaker 12 (18:42):
God anointed me to do style language at that church,
and I've been doing it for a long time and I.

Speaker 14 (18:48):
Will continue to do so.

Speaker 12 (18:50):
Don't call my phone telling me that I'm not doing
something right? You know?

Speaker 10 (18:54):
But do God know that you're not doing it right?
Do God know that? Does God know that my ain't
myrtle not getting the work.

Speaker 12 (19:02):
Because of you name, young man, Jesus, please give me
the strength to continue on with this conversation. But you
know what, man, I'm gonna be right back. Let me
tell you something. Don't you ever call my mother freaking
phone to ing? But I ain't doing something. Man, If
I see you in this street, this can't I have?

Speaker 14 (19:21):
It's gonna go outside your God, did I miss myself?

Speaker 10 (19:25):
Claire?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I cannot believe you talking to me like this.

Speaker 12 (19:29):
Oh now you want to be calm? Now you're calm?
Now you match my tone.

Speaker 13 (19:33):
I'm engaged.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
I can't believe you just got you talking to me
like that?

Speaker 12 (19:37):
Are we done here?

Speaker 10 (19:38):
So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord?
I be right back, Thank you, Lord. I needed a moment.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
You right.

Speaker 12 (19:45):
We've been on the phone this Lord, you've been on
steering at me. I told you to match my tone.
Match my tone.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
I am matching your tone. No, can I say?

Speaker 15 (19:56):
Can I?

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Can I give you something else in this tone?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
You mind?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
If I say something in this tone, you're gonna.

Speaker 12 (20:02):
Hear a clicking a dog real quick, go ahead.

Speaker 10 (20:05):
I just want to tell you in this tone that
your friend Vonda Taylor got me to prank phone call you.
I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (20:15):
In your tone, does oh Lord have mercy? Bonda, Bonda Taylor,
Bonda Taylor, tell me I put this on the radio.
On the radio, bondam you in Jesus name, Amen.

Speaker 15 (20:36):
Radio.

Speaker 12 (20:37):
I'm not playing any game time me. I think it's funny,
but this is my job here.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Listen, everything is fine.

Speaker 12 (20:44):
You haven't known me. I have to tell Jesus give
me a minute because you was about to be my
pressure of Lord, have mercy. I don't even want to
hear this, but I will be calling Bonda because I
have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord Father, please forgive
me talk.

Speaker 10 (20:59):
Ok, you got you gotta do this for me in
my tone, in my tone, tell me in your tone
what is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
In your tone?

Speaker 12 (21:10):
Show in.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
All right, nephew, thank you? That was that wasn't intelligent?

Speaker 11 (21:25):
Going up next, it is asked the Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey in the building, ready for your love questions.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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It is time to ask the CLO, which stands for
Cheap Love Officer. In case you don't know who that is.
That is the one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Here we go.

Speaker 11 (22:19):
Kenya in Saint Louis says, my husband and I are
both teachers and he used to date one of the
teachers at our school. He said they only had one
date and they never had sex. But the other day
she made a comment about how many tattoos he has
on his body. He told me that everyone knows he's
tatted up. Should I trust him or not?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Well? Look, ain't they married? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (22:44):
Yeah, Kenya and her husband?

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yeah, ma'am, why you why are you going.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Down that path? You married to man?

Speaker 5 (22:52):
You know he dated, He did lie about it, and
now she talking about how many tats he got. Everybody
know he tatted up. That sounded like truth to me.
Leave that alone. Why it's not important to your relationship.
They only dated once, that's what he said. Now if
it was more than once, why you need to know
that you're the marriage man. Now, what you're gonna do leaving?

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You're not gonna stop though, you see, But see some
of the ladies, some of the stuff y'all need to
leave alone. The past belongs to history. He'll know everything
about you. You you told him everything that long?

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Have you?

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Okay, okay, leave that alone. Please don't ask me about
my past.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Please.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
You're saying she should.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Please, I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 7 (23:44):
Shock you've told us over the years.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
That's what I could tell you. It's some stuff going
to my grade.

Speaker 7 (23:56):
Know that, all right?

Speaker 11 (23:59):
Moving on to San Grayson, Sandy says, I'm a forty
two year old woman and I got thrown out of
a club last weekend for getting into an altercation with
a woman over my son.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
My son is twenty and he's a food runner.

Speaker 11 (24:11):
At the club, he called and said a woman that
I don't associate with anymore was trying to holler at him.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
Was I wrong for dumping on that cougar.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yes, hell yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Why are you at the club? Your son at it?
Don't even make no sense. Your son at a club,
women gonna hit on him? You down there fighting the
old women that shouldn't be in the club. I'm forty two,
I'm at the club my twenty old son worked at
and a woman I hit on.

Speaker 11 (24:41):
It so so she wouldn't beat her.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
And what is your perk on telling me for.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Why you got your little mama's boy down there working
at the club.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Anyway, he got a job.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
Yeah, he's at a job. That's a good part.

Speaker 16 (24:58):
My man.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
I got a hollered at your free and you never knew.

Speaker 11 (25:00):
It right, So she was wrong for being at the
club and for jumping on the woman.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
All right, Sandy, all right.

Speaker 11 (25:13):
Moving on to Cameron in New Orleans, Cameron says, I
got married right after high school and got divorced. Five
years later. We got remarried, and I'm pregnant with our
first child. I realized that I don't want to be
with him, so I have not told him that I'm pregnant.
I want to divorce him and then tell him. Is

(25:35):
it okay if I put my happiness first? Or should
I tell him, now whoa.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Well, if it's the man's child, yeah, I mean he
deserves to right. This is see, ladies, this is the
part that throws us off. Y'all want us to do
the honorable thing. But then when y'all don't want to
do the honorable thing, you want somebody to co say. Now,

(26:00):
if this man is this his child and you know
it is, but you want a divorce, you can do
voth but tell him it's your child, it's his child,
and then tell him you want a divorce. It's not
gonna change any See. Problem right now is you you
don't know what you want. You should have never.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Remarried, never remarried him.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
That's the first thing. I don't know what made you
think that was a good idea.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
You add him, now you pregnant, So yeah, you should
tell him you're pregnant, and then he wants to divorce.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Go through it, the divorce. It's not gonna change nothing.
Got some good news and some bad news. Which one
you want?

Speaker 5 (26:39):
You now you that got pregnant and now you want out.
But you think if you tell him that that's gonna
make him want to stay. I promise you it ain't.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Most moms grow up.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
I'm trying to be pregnant to a man that's the
oldest chick.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
So now she done got pregnant and she don't want
to keep the man. So she thinks if she tell
the man she's pregnant, he don't want to stay.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I promise you he won't. Gon't tell you what better
get a baby. My addreat you.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Get this chout before payment's going be all right.

Speaker 11 (27:13):
Yeah, she doesn't want to be with him, but uh okay,
last one. Moving on to Norma in Toledo, Clo. Norma writes,
I'm throwing a party for my husband and half of
the guests aren't coming. His best friend said he did
something unforgivable and I should ask him about it. My
husband said, it's none of my business. What could he

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have done? That's so wild?

Speaker 5 (27:37):
You don't need them type of people in your house.
His friend that then told you he ain't coming because
he did something to him unforgivable.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
You ought to ask him about it.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Die that right now. That that's stink boy. He trying
to start a five.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Started.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Not Norma, y'all old old body name baby normal. So
that's a dead giveaway. Now half the guests ain't coming,
So why are you throwing a party for somebody? Don't
nobody like you trying to throw a party? And half

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the guests and told you they ain't something. And I
got news for you. I bet that guest list ain't
that long.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Huh.

Speaker 11 (28:27):
So what she she invited ten and only five are coming.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Half of main't coming.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
And this boy said, I ain't coming because he did
something to me unforgivable, asking what it was?

Speaker 7 (28:39):
That's so awful.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
What did he do?

Speaker 16 (28:42):
Did he sleep with another man?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Is portray his truck? It's got something to do with it.
That's the something to do with it. Lady, you prayed truck.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
He either, which I doubt if this is it, because
this results in okay, because if he would have slept
with his boy and his wife, indeed, that's not unforbid, unforgivable.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
That's so that didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Oh but he told.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
His friend's wife that he was having an affair.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Oh oh the other friend. Yes, love dropping.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
Because you did that, he said, it's none of your business,
all right.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Once she ain't your man, you ain't your word no more.
You you lose brothers.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
All right?

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Celo it's Steve Arbin, Martin shaw Man.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
You only get hated on by people who are less
than you.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Nobody doing better than you hate some you.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
It's always the lesser than hate always come from the bottom.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
That's why they call him bottom feet.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
God has positioned you as well as myself, up on
the wall. We're climbing to a destiny that's so great.
When they start throwing rocks and they pulled from the bottom,
you cannot get down off the wall. You cannot stop
your forward progress to climb down and address him because
you stopping your progress.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
And they don't have power unless you give it to him.
Coming up right after.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (30:36):
All right, we're gonna go around the room with you
three guys. Okay, what's the biggest light you ever told?
Tommy started off.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
My son, my oldest son.

Speaker 10 (30:45):
When he was younger, he wanted to go to PG
thirteen movies. I always knew it was gonna be something
that he didn't need to see. He didn't know, but
I would tell him, hey, do you know what PG
thirteen means? He's like, no, say that means only thirteen
people can go in the movie. So I when we

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would get there, I say, it's already twelve people in there.
We can't go in there. It's too late. And he
would be like, wow, we don't never get here in time.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Enough to see any PG. Thirteen. We're gonna have to
go see a G movie. We're gonna go see a GM.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
We'd be all up in line, king we not going
and see PG.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Your mama ain't gonna be mad a man. PG thirteen.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
All right, what's the biggest lie you ever? I need
to make sure that my mama ain't listening.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
Oh man.

Speaker 8 (31:38):
I was at football sixteen years old, and my mama
let me take her truck to practice.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
And you know, after practice, my boy get in the truck.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
We dropped back.

Speaker 8 (31:48):
I took my mama brand new blazer and backed it
and got it stuck on the side and then it
the whole left side on a school bus.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
My boy said, man, I.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Can't let you go back home with the truth.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Uh huh, you got to say that bus backed into youth. Okay, boy,
he said, you can't walk. He did, Mama, bread, he
got this tag still on it. It ain't no license plate. Man,
I walked in the Mama said what happened to that truck,
and my.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Boys went and talking.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
We was just butting up our seat best and they
know a school bus hit up.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Ma.

Speaker 8 (32:23):
Mama bought that for about two months.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Huh about two months, she.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
Said, she said, why you ain't getting no case.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Uh huh, right, I got well, I.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Had that received that sixty.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
I was fast after that.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
I was really fast.

Speaker 11 (32:41):
All right, Steve, you you started telling us about this woman.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
I met this girl and in college. Lord, she was
fine creole girl. My brother told me how to get him,
and he gave me some money to take out. So
I told her to pick a restaurant. She picked the
creole restaurant. Now I'm seventeen, I ain't had no creole food.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
So I'm in. I go in there.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
She done ordered all this spicy stuff. I to fail
all this but spicy though. Yeah, yeah, I'm eating stuff.
Man ain't never been in my system before. So I'm
taking her home and my stomach is turning it. So
we get at the front of the house. I'm gonna
walk up to the door. She said, come on in
for a little while. My mama and them gone.

Speaker 17 (33:28):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Now, my mama had told me when your stomach just
tore up.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Try to go home, Yes, yeah, and put that in
nobody else house grated, yes, but she was so fine.
I just said, well, man, let me go on in
here for a little while, because I what kind of
man would I be?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Fine?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Chick invite you in, and mama and daddy ain't there.
Let me at least go on in here.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Something your stomach?

Speaker 5 (33:50):
I mean, really, surely this a girl. Every man would
have went in there. I'm sitting there on the country
watching TV. My stomach is turning.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I can hear.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
So, I said, Can I go to the bathroom? She said,
second door on the left. I go in there, and
Lord have mercy. The walls of gibaltar, walls of id
have grabbed the tie rack in front of me to

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just try to hang on. I'm twisting the guest tile
in my head like I'm ringing it out. I did
knock the tarlet tissue holder off the wall, screws out
everything I didn't kicked over the trash.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Can you can hear this?

Speaker 8 (34:40):
Right?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
I don't hear you wasn't feeling what I was feeling.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
But I'm using the bathroom so much that is alarming
to me.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I've actually put more in.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
There than I've ever put in there in my prior
to I didn't know when you don't stop.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
My story shirt. This is for JR. Time I talk
about it.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
So I'm filling the bowl of so finally I'm done
to my release. But I'm sweating though I'm talking about it.
I'm in there, my shirt wide. I had button my
whole ship.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
It's wide over.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
I had hung my pants up on the back of
the dunk because I use the bathroom like my daddy
always hang my pants and draws up on the back
of the dort. Yeah, you don't ever use the bathroom.
But I got my shirt on, but I didn't open it.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Up because it's hot.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
I got just just water coming down out the frow.
So I stand though, and I flushed the toilet. Now
I'm putting my clothes on. But you know how you're
waiting to hear that sign that.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
All I hear is to swirl it. And I turned
around and and there's rising rising.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
I'm asking God to not to do this to me today.
I'm asking God, not today, Lord, not in him.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Part three.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
This ain't the time for this, Lord, stop this swirl
from rising.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
Email God, you ain't never, Oh God, Jesus, stop this swirl.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
But it's steady coming God.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Part two right after this, This.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Is Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Why do we have
a radio show? Gonna do it right?

Speaker 10 (37:02):
Listen to your that's stupid? Did you get stupid? That's
what I'm talking about? Boy say that? Many say that show?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
If we're gonna be right Morner Steve Morning Show coming
up right after.

Speaker 10 (37:20):
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Speaker 1 (37:51):
Here we are Steve, alright.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Brad, just catch up.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
I'm over this Frie girl house Stumma Poe up. Then
eight Grio Food seventy should have went home? And used
the bathroom, sat in the house cause she's fine. Now
I'm in here using the bathroom, and all held and
broke loose again. I'm in here, neked, sitting on the cart,
just my shirt on because I like.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
To sit wide.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
I like to be open and free, and I need
it because I had to brace myself.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
A couple of times.

Speaker 7 (38:20):
But she never came in there.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Now not yet she coming. That's coming in the store.
So I get up. I finally get through. But I've
noticed that I'm putting more in the bowls than ever before,
so I'm a little bit concerned with the sheer volume.
So I flushed the toilet as I'm putting my pasts
back up on me, and I'm waiting.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
To hear that. But I don't hear it. And I
look back and his rise just going in a slow circle.
So I go in. I go to my heavenly Father,
he Father, God, the boy. Now long.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
This rise in time.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Wow, somehow, don't let this swirl get up by the top.
But he didn't hear me that day.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, I guess it wasn't. The next thing I know,
it's at the very top of the toilet.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Oh my God, And.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
It's about to flow over. So now I don't know
what to do. So I look down and it's a
trash can.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
So I dipped the trash can down in it, and
I got a trash can full of it here.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
So I pulled a.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Shower curtain back and throw it in the bathtube.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
But here comes some more.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
So I had to take another trash can full of
it and throw another trash can in the bath tan,
and here comes some more. So now I realized they
call it is broke and bragged up, and it started
going back down, and you work in. I say, I

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gotta get some water and put it in here. So
I started running water in the trash can to pour
it down there and make the water go clean. So
I finally did that. Yeah, and I said, thank you Lord.
And I looked over and the bathtub is tripe, shower

(40:28):
crook this trip.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
I look, come, man, it's on the wall. Wait, wait,
it's on the wall four part four, Hold.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
On, this is this is Steve Holly is in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Parts folk coming up right over there, trapping in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Part folk.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
It's on the walls, the shower curtain and the bathtub
is shot.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Hey, this is John Legend.

Speaker 7 (40:57):
Hi, this is Feliciova's shot. Hey, this is Motown Artists
camp It.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
This is Chris rock.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
It guys, whatse lf? Good morning. This is Tony Braxton.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
You already know what time in East Boy DC.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
Young fly, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (41:10):

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Steve Trapped in the bath.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
I done veiled out three buckets, trapping hands, a pure mess.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Then throw it in the shower.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
So when I get all of the water back in
the toilet where I got it some time in the
water clean, I said.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Okay cool.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
I look over the vathtub is tracked. So now I
cut these people shower on and I'm washing down the walls,
the shower curtain with the shower. The girl comes up
to the door because I've been in here now about
forty five minutes all the time, so she said, you're

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okay down. She said it sounded like something.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Wrong in that.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Waiting to do.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
To get away from the.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Said, well, okay, house.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
So I'm in there. It's this too late. But I
noticed they got a candle in the bathroom. Oh I
light it. I light the candlestarts, striking matches and running tapwater.
That for my mama always told me, strike some matches
and run some tapwater.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
It'll help you get rid of old.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
So I'm in there, but now I'm washing down shower curtains, walls,
the bath tub.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Getting up stuff off the floor. I'm just in here now.
Now you probably said, Steve, what is you washing it
down with? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (42:51):
What?

Speaker 5 (42:51):
No paper towels in there, but that tie rack that
I had grabbed when I first sat down and was
twisting it.

Speaker 10 (42:58):
Yeah, they guessed, howe the forward?

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I washed it down. My
good town that is tile is brown because I can't
riss it all.

Speaker 10 (43:18):
The color.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
When it started, they was paint. Now the towns is running.
I have washed all the walls down, everything.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
I'm in that sweating. You been on a construction site,
you have. I've been in there total about near hour.
So I put them fastened, my clothes, I look at
the bathrooms.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
I got everything up.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
But I got this big mast of town and I
don't know what to do with it.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
So I take it, put it in the waste paper.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Can that I've been bailing with, and struck all that
under the seat.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, I figured this ain't finna be good.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Nohow, But at least when they come in here, it's
gonna take a moment because I know when you're going there,
you're gonna have to say what they hit. Because I
couldn't remember how the shower curtain was and none of
that now I got.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
I looked out.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
I'm telling you, I got everything off. So I walked
down the hallway. She's sitting on the couch with attitude, folie.
Then she looked at me and she said, why you
been in there so long? Said I had a little accident.
Then she said, oh my god, look at you.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
I didn't realize when I was bailing.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
All that mess into the shower it was splashing on
my pants and on my knee. I ain't had time
to look at this because I'm on busy cleaning up
the house.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
I look down.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
It's just spets, splash marks from my knee dump my
pants was trip. I looked at her. She looked at
me and she said, oh my god, look at you.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
What have you been doing. I looked at her, said
you ain't got to talk to me like that, and
walked out the floor.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Throat, and when they got in my car had to
ride home with all my windows down because I speak,
I smelled like a stump sitting in that car. And
that girl saw me on the campus next day and
all her girlfriend was looking at me like I had

(45:41):
never met her.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
And that was my Harvey Wow, trapped.

Speaker 11 (45:50):
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Speaker 11 (46:56):
All right, coming up about four minutes after the hour,
it's my Strawberry letter for today. And the subject is
he's not creative enough for me. He's not creative enough
for me. Okay, get to creative.

Speaker 7 (47:14):
We'll get into that.

Speaker 11 (47:15):
Yeah, we'll get into that in just a few because
right now it is time for the nephew and today's
Frank phone call.

Speaker 7 (47:20):
What you got for his neph Is it going to
be creative?

Speaker 10 (47:23):
Uh? Oh oh, definitely creative. But let's let's let's go back.
It's not the nephew right now. This is Ready to
Love nephew. Tell me, okay, I need to put that
on that that's.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Ready to Love.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
Oh you're switching thats on us.

Speaker 10 (47:37):
Yeah, But to keep it like that because you know,
because it's going down Friday nights. I want everybody to
know what's going down Friday night, Brandon season Ready to
Love hosted by Yours Truly. So get ready for that
high sexy all over the place.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
And who is the hottest sexy on the show. We
don't know yet.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
We haven't seen it.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
You mean the host. Okay, I'll have to ask.

Speaker 10 (48:11):
All right, let's go. Let me crack it up for you. Done,
we'll talk more about the show when we got it
as a prank. And I want you to hear this
because I got another dose of stupid for you. Today's
title is your drunk husban yr drunk. It sounds like
a strap her letter drunk who is not creative? All right,

(48:32):
let's go catch doctor.

Speaker 15 (48:34):
Hello, you got a hold on men?

Speaker 17 (48:36):
Okay, I got your phone. I'll give your wife a call.

Speaker 13 (48:39):
Hello, Hello, right.

Speaker 17 (48:40):
Right now, you're inebriated, sir, okay, right now, to be
taking you in, but I'm not gonna do that. Let
me I was able to come and pick you up.
I'll let her come get you, all right. All that's right,
is gonna office the bride, gonna put you in his
squad car. I'm gonna call your wife. I've got the phone,
dolling now all right, okay, huh.

Speaker 15 (49:00):
Hello, Hello? Who who am I feaking with?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Please?

Speaker 10 (49:05):
Who is he?

Speaker 15 (49:06):
This is Officer Daniels.

Speaker 13 (49:09):
After Daniels, you just talk from? This is my husband number?
Who is who is Officer Danis.

Speaker 15 (49:15):
I am Officer daniels Man. Your husband's actually being pulled
over and he's been h Actually he's in another officer's car.
He's uh, he's a little bit inebriated here and we're
trying to see about getting them picked up. I'm trying
my best not to take him in today, so I'm
trying to be a good Samaritan and I'm trying to
get someone to come and pick him up.

Speaker 13 (49:33):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, backup, back up. You
got my husband?

Speaker 15 (49:38):
Uh, what I got here on the driver's license is Kenny.

Speaker 13 (49:41):
Kenny, and he's with you now.

Speaker 15 (49:43):
He's actually an officer Brian's squad car right now. So
he was actually uh bobbing and leaving out on the
road and we pulled him over. He's not creating any problems.
The young lady wasn't creating any problems. So what we're trying,
what we're trying to do is get somebody to come
and pick him up.

Speaker 13 (49:59):
You have because my husband is at work, so he
can't be in no officers Brian.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Or in your car.

Speaker 13 (50:04):
And with bause, did you say tim again? Did you
say somebody was with Kenny?

Speaker 15 (50:09):
There is there was a young lady in the car. Man,
we're actually letting her go because she's not inebriated from
the looks over somebody. She's calling somebody to pick her up.

Speaker 13 (50:18):
Now, man, Okay, no, I can't believe it, Kenny, and
I know that dirt is so got no baccy in
my car.

Speaker 8 (50:25):
That's my car.

Speaker 13 (50:26):
And you said that he had taman this officer, tell
me this. Look at that and tell me what she
looked like. It better not be that. That not be
the one. I think.

Speaker 15 (50:35):
I have no idea. Excuse me, ma'am. I know.

Speaker 13 (50:41):
In my car he's supposed to be working.

Speaker 15 (50:43):
I'm ja Jasmine. Okay, you're Jimine. Okay, no, just say there.
We'll talk to you in a moment with Her name
is jas but I'm not sure who she is in Ala, but.

Speaker 13 (50:58):
Keeping keep it, ye, holding the until I get there.
I'm on my way. I'm on my way right now. Hey, Bridget,
I want you to watch these children from until I
get back. I'm going to see if I can give
me a ride up to the truck stop and I'll
be back in a minute.

Speaker 15 (51:12):
Hello.

Speaker 13 (51:14):
Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 10 (51:18):
I'm here.

Speaker 15 (51:19):
Okay, Okay, now, listen.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
I can't.

Speaker 15 (51:20):
I can't stay here too much longer.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I can.

Speaker 15 (51:23):
I can say maybe another fifteen to twenty minutes. Somebody
come get the car, and but I gotta keep moving here.
I'm just trying to do a find or another.

Speaker 13 (51:30):
I'm on my way. I'm all my way. I'm all
my way. I got my parents in my hand. I'm
all my way to.

Speaker 12 (51:37):
That truck stop.

Speaker 13 (51:38):
Please don't take that somewhere, because I got something from here.
And when I get that, I hope like hell. And
they's been calling me so with me all through the night.
Leave for that time I get there because I got
some things that I need to take care of.

Speaker 15 (51:53):
This thing.

Speaker 13 (51:54):
Don't move the squad car to I get there. I'm
all wait right now, right now, be that in a minute.
Well that took my picked up that to date, we
done had arguments over this. It better not be that.
It better not I best you. It better not beat her,
it better not be her. I'm on my way.

Speaker 15 (52:14):
I'll be there in a minute.

Speaker 13 (52:15):
I be there.

Speaker 15 (52:17):
I get there, okay with that's a guy that was
with Kenny. Let me close my doors. She can hear
me better. Man. Uh, there was another gentleman, that was
in the back seat of the car that was riding
with Kenny and the young lady.

Speaker 13 (52:29):
I don't give her by no other riding with Kenny.
Just make sure he's there when I get there.

Speaker 15 (52:35):
Okay, okay, Now do you know who this other gentleman?
Do you know a nephew Tommy?

Speaker 13 (52:40):
Ok I knowhew, nephew Tommy. Nephew Tommy.

Speaker 15 (52:49):
Say to you, this is Nephew till me from the
Steve Hallby Morning Show. Baby, your husband Kenny got me
to pray for all.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Oh you.

Speaker 13 (52:59):
Man, you got it, You've got you ain't Kennedy because
let me was just gonna happen to Kenny next you time.
I was gonna go down to Bankhead in two eighty
five and tell him when he gets home he's still
on it.

Speaker 15 (53:18):
Oh my god, you are.

Speaker 13 (53:19):
Oh my god. Now I'm gonna kick What are you
at times?

Speaker 15 (53:25):
Oh man? He told me, he said, Man, my wife,
don't play, He said, call my wife man to pray
my wife. You alright, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
What thrill?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Though?

Speaker 15 (53:36):
He did work?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
He didn't work.

Speaker 15 (53:38):
He didn't work. Here work here in your car at.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Work he works.

Speaker 13 (53:43):
You're gonna be at work.

Speaker 15 (53:46):
Hey baby, tell me this. What's the baddest radio show
in the land.

Speaker 13 (53:50):
Steve Holling Morning Shows out and now you have it?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
He played too much?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Get another home run and head on fire? You right there,
another home run? He'll fight you all right your trunk.

Speaker 7 (54:07):
The title is funny.

Speaker 10 (54:11):
Remember tune in Friday night The Nephew was back again
with all new season of Ready to Love. Think You're
Gonna Love It. I got some incredible and some sexy, sexy,
sexiest on this season. But the hottest and the sexy
is on all of it is the host.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Okay, remember that watch the episode?

Speaker 17 (54:30):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
No matter what you got the host?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Did you hear, Carlos? What is it new one?

Speaker 6 (54:37):
You know?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
New host?

Speaker 10 (54:41):
I'm host, I'm host. What is you talking about the
new Hostey? Of course, you don't never ask him. Is
it a new family Feud host? You don't never ask that.
Now you're asking is it a new host? Because I
say it's some sexy invoved what because.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Because I don't lie.

Speaker 16 (54:58):
To them and we don't have to ask him if
it's a new host for Judge Steve.

Speaker 10 (55:09):
So I got to go call will Pack and get
my name on the title I see nothing, let me
think about nephew.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Time is ready to love? Because yeah? To the show though?

Speaker 10 (55:26):
And are you looking forward to my sexy That's all
I'm asking.

Speaker 11 (55:30):
Coming up next Strawberry Letter subject he needs to be
more creative. He's not creative enough for me. We'll get
into it right after this.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
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Speaker 9 (56:08):

Speaker 11 (56:16):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com.
All you have to do is click submit Strawberry Letter.
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Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
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Speaker 7 (56:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (56:42):
Nephew's subject he's not creative enough for me, Dear Stephen Shirley.
I'm a forty nine year old married woman and my
husband is forty seven and boring with a capital B.
We have gained weight since we got married, and he's
a thigh and butt kind of a guy. So he's
constantly rubbing on me and grabbing my behind. That's all

(57:03):
he's done to show me affection in the last year.
Sex with him is boring, and as soon as he's done,
he falls asleep. We don't cuddle and he sleeps with
his back to me. I talked to him about being
a little more creative in the bedroom, and he said
he has a lot of stress to perform at work
and his body gets tired quicker because of all the

(57:23):
extra weight he's carrying around. I told him I would
come up with a few ways for us to enjoy
sex again without it hurting his knees or his back.
I started watching videos not porn, to study positions and
techniques to please him. I thought this age, sex would
be natural and fun, but he sees it as work.

(57:44):
I asked him to watch a few of the videos,
and he said that's adding something else for him to do,
and there's not enough time in.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
The day as it is.

Speaker 11 (57:53):
I've never seen a man that's as uninterested in sex
as he is right now. I use what I learned
in a video on him, and he literally laid there
and let me do all of the work. And he
didn't put in any effort. So when I finished, I
didn't let him finish. I might as well have used
my toy. And speaking of toys, he used to love

(58:14):
playing with them, but he said we're too old to
be fooling around like that. Now he never tells me
no when I want sex, but he won't put forth
any effort, and I feel unloved. I asked him if
my weight is a turnoff, and he said that we
are both overweight, so no, is he really not interested
in sex or is he lying about my weight being

(58:35):
a problem?

Speaker 7 (58:36):
All I need is some creativity.

Speaker 11 (58:39):
Well, I think this is a problem, you know, especially
if it's really cheating that you I mean, if it's
really the weight that you're dealing with. Sex is just
too important in a marriage. I applaud your wifey for
your effort. I mean, you've already done so much to
try and make your sex life better. You've gone as
far as doing real research, watching movies, not pouring, you say,

(59:00):
And then you've tried out what you learn from those
movies on your husband.

Speaker 7 (59:04):
That's a lot. But he just lies there.

Speaker 11 (59:07):
He told you he gets tired quicker because of the
extra pounds and the stress of work. I mean, you know,
stress and work that could cause extra weight.

Speaker 7 (59:14):
We do know that.

Speaker 11 (59:15):
But you say he will still have sex with you.
He never tells you no, which means maybe that he
is interested on some level, he just won't initiate it.
Or he turns his back and goes to sleep when
it's over, so maybe.

Speaker 7 (59:30):
He's not interested.

Speaker 11 (59:31):
And then you're over there, still awake and mad afterwards,
and oh yeah, he did say you guys are too
old for toys and stuff.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
Has he just given up? I mean, is it a
medical issue? Is the cheating?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (59:44):
You want?

Speaker 11 (59:45):
The intimacy you want that romance and that connection. You
want to cuddle.

Speaker 7 (59:49):
That's what we women like. I mean, he's not even
trying to do any of that.

Speaker 11 (59:53):
And you know all marriages hit rough patches, but it
is hard to keep a marriage together when you're just
doing the bare minimum. So I mean, if it's the weight,
if it's the weight like you think it is, like
you say it is in this letter, start with just
trying to get healthier, and you know what that means,
changing your diet, starting exercise, starting to lose some of
those pounds.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
All right, that's what I have for you.

Speaker 11 (01:00:15):
You should see a difference that if the weight is
truly the issue, you should see a difference. Hopefully you
guys will start feeling a little better about yourself and
feeling better and looking better.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
Steve, that's all I got, she said, the weight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Well, so y'all want me to do this letter?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Yes, come on, No, we're not sure.

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
No, I'm sure, Yeah, right, do it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Yeah, you know, Cherl, I appreciate your response, your effort.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
I'm going with the weight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
She said, it was the.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Weight, what Steve, But you're not addressing the weight because
I know you would in a way that can help.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
This couple.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Were bouncing all around the subject. She said it right
off the dribble, she know what this is. Her husband
is boring with a capital beats. Right after that, she said,
we have gained weight since we got married, and he's

(01:01:29):
a thigh and bunt kind of guy, so he's constantly
rubbing on me and grabbing my behind. Okay, I can
shoe you that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
A large part of this weight game is in that air.
I can show you that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
So right now we don't have a problem because he
a button THI man, and you just gave him play
him up. But he also gained a week and that's
all he's done to show me affection.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
In the last year.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Sex with him as boring and as soon as he's done,
he all.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
So I'm just gonna set up the next break. Okay,
we come back.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
I'm gonna show you the problem that this weight has
caught and a lot of this, lady, is your fault,
and the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Other hand is his fault. It's some dudes and don'ts.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
When you're big and you got to focus on these
don't cost the dues. It is not always possible. So
when we come back, dudes and don't all right, and
all that, I'm gonna have a shot. How much weight centy?

Speaker 15 (01:02:54):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Pull that thought.

Speaker 11 (01:02:56):
All right, we'll be back start at twenty after the
hour with today's strawberry letter. The title He's not creative
enough for me. We'll get back into it right after this.

Speaker 9 (01:03:07):

Speaker 8 (01:03:14):
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planning and hard work to get in the door. Then
make that house a home. Now, all that effort has
built something hugely valuable. Equity is the portion of your
home you truly own that can be tapped to fund
what's next. And Rocket Mortgage is here to help you
turn your home's equity into cash. Fund your next dream
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(01:03:37):
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Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
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Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
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Speaker 11 (01:03:45):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is he's not creative enough for me.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
We got a problem with this letter. This forty nine
year old woman and her her husband forty seven. She
claims is boring with a capital B and the reason
is because we have gained weight since we got there week.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
We is the key of both of these people to
gain weight.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
And he's a button thigh guy, and so all he
does now is rub on me. That's the lit total
affection that she gets from him, and and but sets
with him is boring and as soon.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
As he's done, he falls asleep.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
A couple of the things I want to point out
in this letter. He said he has a lot of
stress to perform at work, and his body gets tied
quicker because of the extra weight he's carrying around.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
So this ain't this, ain't ten pounds. This, this ain't
what you talking.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
So you can pick up thirty pounds and still be
the same person, and the bag thirty is up there
and you can still perform. But anything over party fifty pounds,
we got to start making some adjustments. And I'm assuming
this is the letter, it's going to require some adjustments
because as soon as he gets through, he fall out.
And he don't never turn it down because he's still

(01:05:05):
sexy and all this here butt. So she talking about
that they had to get on watch porn. She said
it was I told him that I would come up
with a few ways for us to enjoy sex again
without hurting his knees on his back. That's a lot
of weight. Your knees in the back is hurting from
just regular walking and talking to sex.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
You a bad shape. Your kneed.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Involved in sex a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Some lot.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Even when you laying down face down, you got to
come up on your knees at one point because you
didn't going to wait. You show can't lift up on
your toes no more that toes and stretching your.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Legs out straight. That's how you have got to use
your knees. And Hee picked up so much weight his knee.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Yeah, his noise is hurting on a mattress.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
You know how much weight your factor your knee us, Shirley,
don't stop your knees is hurting on the mattress. You
don't have to wait his fat And then you laying
up there and watch the video with all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
You can't see here the danger with watching pawn.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Everybody in the porn old movie in shape. You can't
do what's in the movie. So now I have created
you'll be quiet, Shirley. You even did what you're good
to help the pop all talking about two fat people
in here trying to act like they in a porno field.
And you can't do that because the size and the
weight is gonna restrict a lot of what you do.

(01:06:38):
These are some of the that are technique. Their size
restriction restricts. Technique that is fatigue involved, flexibility involved, pain involved.
You can't hold your body in certain position.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Let me explain something. It's a lot of stuff. Y'all
just can't do.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
All this stuff you've seen in the porn on top
of pool table, y'all can't do that. Y'all can't do
that all the back damn table. Why these kids gonna
play that? You can't do that right here? All this
stuff you see him splashing saint water on top of
each other, splashing up in the sea. You can't get

(01:07:20):
her up on that seat and not hold her up
there with your kneeds. All these restrict this stuff you
see that that day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Ain't nothing with that. You know how you picked your
pardon up? Go crock you not.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Finnna do that. Can't nobody carry your across the room
no more? You ain't being carried across the room. He batter,
He can tell you beaut take everything to come upstairs
tonight you show can't get up from the steps with
all that wheezing, and then pick your sticks up and
carry you around the room like you want to get
carried around because you saw that in the poor no field.

(01:07:53):
I'm gonna tell you something else. Ain't wall mountains.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Mounting them up on the wall.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
That's not happening no more, walt you know how you
get picked up slammed up just the wall all round
here in the neighbor's apartment, trying that right there, because
that ain't number to keep rocking wood framing right there,
and they're down and there they have a little pink uh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
You know, insulation in that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
But if you slam a big person up against apartment wall,
y'all would be in the mother people apartment. So all
that wall mountains. Just tell you something else. Shandon lit
swan is out. Listen to me, shure, ain't almost Shandon
lift swings all.

Speaker 15 (01:08:27):
This is what y'all used to do when.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Y'all was younger and lighter. You flank crossed down that
shandon lid. See what happened. Everybody in there gonna get
let you cute. You're gonna pull all the wires down
out that ceiling and then yat's gonna be sitting up
in here in this bed, shocked and all this here,
all this little sexy stuff. That army crawl into the bed.
He get tied as soon as he come out of
the bathroom. When he get out on the ball four

(01:08:50):
he tried to pull his figure up on the foot.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Of that bed and Army crawl. Cueen your legs. He
can't do that no more. That ain't what he do.
Let me tell y'all something.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Don't knob die, that's out. Don't knob div Put your
foot on that. Don knob and see what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Snap that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Don't knob off that hene and y'all all be in
that bedroom and miss work tomorrow because you can't get out.
Now you got to call the neighbor because y'all be broken.
Donob off the dope, so ain't no more do knob die,
ain't no more hide and go seek all these stages out.
Y'all need to get a gym membership and stay the matter.

(01:09:29):
That's what you need. I appreciate my answer all the more.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Now you don't appreciate mine. If you got penny fat.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
All right, Uh, he ain't where it was.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
And y'all just gonn't do all these positions. No more
over that, no more.

Speaker 11 (01:09:47):
On Instagram, and now you done broke the back of
the couch and dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Y'all sitting in here, got Murphy bed in the middle
of y'all living room.

Speaker 7 (01:09:56):
And check out the Strawberry Letter Podcast one the Man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
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already know what it is Mas.

Speaker 10 (01:10:02):
You're mat Chico Bean and you are now listening to
the Steve Horvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):

Speaker 8 (01:10:13):
If you're a homeowner, you know it took years of saving, planning,
and hard work to get in the door then make
that house a home.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Now, all that effort has.

Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
Built something hugely valuable, equity. It's the portion of your
home you truly own that can be tapped to fun.
What's next And Rocket Mortgage is here to help you
turn your home's equity into cash.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Fund your next dream with Rocket Mortgage.

Speaker 8 (01:10:33):
Visit Rocket Mortgage dot com today to find out more.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Rocket Mortgage LLC.

Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
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thirty thirty.

Speaker 11 (01:10:44):
A new survey has found that the average person has
up to eleven negative thoughts every day.

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
These include things.

Speaker 11 (01:10:52):
Like I'm not good enough, I'm overweight, or I'm too fat,
and I'm not good looking, or I'm ugly. Those surveyed
said these negative thoughts keep them from achieving their goals,
including getting healthy. So, Steve, I got to turn to
you on this one. I have heard you say out
of your own mind. We all have on this show.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Yes, well I've.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
Never said I'm ugly, I'm not attractive. That's still unhealthy, though,
I tell you it was even more unhealthy looking in
the mirror at your ugly than.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Is really unhealthy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Denial that right there has to stop.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
At that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
And all you see is cute, Come on out that mirror,
because now you're trying to force upon those of us
who know it's something that we're not willing to accept.

Speaker 11 (01:11:53):
But you don't consider yourself attractive, And Tommy thinks he's
dropped dead gorgeous.

Speaker 10 (01:11:57):
Fine, And I'm not gonna quit thinking this way, and
I'm sorry, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
I'm not gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Pick just say you were in denial.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
I don't care what he's ugly. Behind said. See, we
got a problem here.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
We're trying to understand where Tommy is coming.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
From, because.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
He's dealing with you know, like like you can have
a spring arm, you can have a fraction arm, you
can have a broken arm, and you can compound fraction.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Tommy's dealing with a compound fraction.

Speaker 7 (01:12:36):
I knew you were gonna say, I knew you.

Speaker 10 (01:12:38):
Were so.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Be short and ugly.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Wakay, okay, let me say on to cuteness.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Let me say this.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
And the last time has he heard anybody say, hey,
with your little cute.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
I went to the cow practice?

Speaker 10 (01:13:01):
Oh okay, yes, yes, And I have been I have
been stretched, I have been realigned, and I am now
by ten and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
I am now.

Speaker 10 (01:13:14):
I've been elongated.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
I've been elongated.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
I'm telling you you ain't got the lie create you.

Speaker 10 (01:13:23):
Know what, you know, when we get off, when we
get off to this one, I'm gonna measure my height
and take a picture of it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
Right, I'm take a picture. You can stand up on
this zoom. If you stand up on your zoom, you'll
still be in this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
All right. We gotta go less up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
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People, this is Kirk Franklin.

Speaker 10 (01:13:53):
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Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here's a question.

Speaker 11 (01:14:04):
A guy asked his friend to email the morning show
to get your opinion.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Steve.

Speaker 11 (01:14:08):
My wife went out of town this past weekend, and
it was a good thing because on Saturday, a young guy,
maybe around twenty years old, rang my doorbell. He asked
me my name, asked if I once lived in Memphis,
and asked me if I knew a woman whose name
I won't mention. When those checked out, he then put

(01:14:29):
out his hand and told me he was my son.
I lived in Tennessee two decades ago, and I dated
the woman for a little while. So the math checks out,
and this was right before my wife and I got married.
But the kid's mom didn't tell me any of this.
I invited the young man in and we talked more
about it. He's trying to put his life together. It

(01:14:50):
was a cool conversation and we both agreed to get
a DNA test to confirm or deny the possibility that
he is my son. And yes, he favors me either way.
How do I break this Mari Povitch, you are or
you are not? The father situation to my wife? Do
I tell her everything about the visit, the DNA test

(01:15:11):
or wait for the results and then tell her I
have a son?

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Yeah? I would, I would.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
I would take the DNA test and then when it
comes back positive that that's your son. Then you got
to tell your wife exactly how it happened. This guy
came to my house. Oh hell no, say what you.

Speaker 11 (01:15:35):
Don't tell her about the visit first?

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
No? No, no, no, no, no, it's easy to no. No.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
You tell them on the weekend. What happened this weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
What'd you do?

Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
I'll watch it to you myself. Yeah, I promise you.
I'm not mentioning it. So he came over you. How
come you didn't tell me this right then? Baby, listen,
I didn't know whether he's young man, I was telling
the truth or not. I do remember this woman over
twenty years ago. It was before we got married. I
do remember this. But if it wasn't no DNA, it

(01:16:09):
ain't no need of him talking to me about this
and find out this truth.

Speaker 11 (01:16:13):
I have a son, So you know, twenty years means
nothing to her because this happened right before the weddings.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
He was born before the wed.

Speaker 7 (01:16:23):
Yeah, but I'm just saying you do realize.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
That well at nine months, nine months, you know all
as long long is he born before this wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
We got we got something.

Speaker 11 (01:16:34):
So you knew about this woman while you were walking
down while we were walking down the aisle, I.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Had I had known of this woman before we got married,
but after I found out we were serious, I broke
it off. M I was younger back time. I was
younger back then. You'll be able to get past this
twenty year thing. And there see, no, no, no, listen
to me, No, no, no, it's not gonna be easy.

(01:17:02):
But see you out of the child support stage. You know,
ain't no money got to come out of the house.
You know it's easier to you know this is my son.
I didn't know it. Then you got to do the
right thing as a man because he trying to put
his life together.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
So you got to help this your son.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
At this point, I don't think this is gonna this
is not gonna lose calls him his marriage. It's gonna
create a whole lot of questions.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
He gonna get tapped a lot in the middle of
the night.

Speaker 7 (01:17:34):
Excuse me, yes he is.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Let me let me ask you something.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
So when we went to King Ku because.

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
You were seeing her, wait, man wait wait, but you
was in Memphis in ninety yes that wait wait wait wait,
hold on, hold on wait manue. In two thousand, though,
we we went to see my mama in Texas.

Speaker 16 (01:18:03):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Black women can do math? Whiten Wait? Wait? Wait minute?

Speaker 10 (01:18:09):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Wait minute? Wait a minue? Hold up.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
So when you was driving, yes to see me in Dallas,
which way you go? Because that's fardy, faday fardy. Once
you come down Nashville, you hit fardy and then you
come across the Augas has to get on thirty. You
must have stopped. You went to see this helfer right

(01:18:32):
before you saw me.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Birthday.

Speaker 11 (01:18:38):
More of today's trending stories of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at twenty minutes after the hour. Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Well in trending pregnancy news. I don't know where that
came from, but here it is. Read the pole two

(01:19:00):
thousand women shows that eighty nine percent experienced at least
one type of craving during their pregnancy. It also used
data to determine some of the most popular food cravings,
as well as some of the strangest ones.

Speaker 7 (01:19:13):
The most popular cravings include.

Speaker 11 (01:19:15):
Seasonal foods that are out of season when the cravings strike,
for instance, pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie in the spring.
Others want very specific food combinations like peanut butter and
marshmallow sandwiches or pickles and cheese. So here's the question,
what kind of cravings?

Speaker 13 (01:19:35):
Uh huh?

Speaker 11 (01:19:37):
What kind of cravings did your wife have while pregnant?
Plus Carla and I had some cravings that are own
can't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
I can't remember Jackie's cravings.

Speaker 10 (01:19:46):
Ice cream, Yeah we did that to give them.

Speaker 7 (01:19:51):
Yeah, you put way too. Yeah, well I was going
through to uh huh.

Speaker 16 (01:19:58):
I wanted pizza all the time, Shirley, and I could
not stand the smell because you know, pregnant women would smell.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Yeah, so say the smell of popcorn.

Speaker 7 (01:20:10):
Oh wow, okay.

Speaker 11 (01:20:11):
And as much as I love pizza, I couldn't stand
pizza at that time.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
I couldn't. I didn't want to smell it.

Speaker 11 (01:20:18):
All I wanted was watermelon, and you know, watermelon wasn't
in seasons in October. Yeah, all right, coming up at
thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play around it.

Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
Would you rather right after this you're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
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Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
Time down for a rounded. Would you rather? All right, guys,
here we go.

Speaker 11 (01:21:14):
Would you rather work four day weeks or work two
months on and one month off?

Speaker 7 (01:21:21):
A ab think about that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
I want two months own, one month off? Hell yeah, yeah,
hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
The work week I've been do the four day weeks,
I better do that. That one month off I'm gonna
forget I'm working. I got it. Yeah, two months owned,
one month off like that?

Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
All day? Because you went in Vegas for thirty days?

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:21:59):
Would you rather have another ten years? With your partner
or one night stand with your celebrity crush.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Ay, oh a lot of sight?

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Just okay, I don't understand.

Speaker 11 (01:22:16):
Would you rather have another ten years with your partner
or would you rather have one night stand with your
celebrity crush.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Or you don't get your partner?

Speaker 8 (01:22:25):
No more.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Of them?

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Yeah you cannot.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
I'm taking the what the hell over one? I'm gone
take a hell.

Speaker 18 (01:22:40):
Why are you sound upset about it? Gone over here
where I've been? Just tar Helen once again? Oh you
know the real shaka for you? When you discover Helly
don't want you. I'm sure I could arrange.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
That she don't want she don't want the one night
stand up?

Speaker 10 (01:23:04):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
All the ten years?

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:23:12):
Would you rather be in jail for five years or
be in a coma or a decade?

Speaker 7 (01:23:20):
Jail for five or a coma for ten.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
No, I'm gonna do this jail. I'm gonna take the jail.

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
Really hell yeah, get I'm gonna take that coma. Give
me some rest, Cooma. When you come out that ConA,
you and I can't tell you how poor YO.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Like people.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Just come in here and visit me when I'm in
the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
You now you know what you're gonna wait, you know
what You're gonna look like? A beard?

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
How long will this beard be?

Speaker 10 (01:23:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
My god?

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
No, you would rather go to jail?

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Jail for okay, do that jail.

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
There'll be in a coma for ten. I'm laying up here.
That ain't I done? Missed everything?

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
I'm hilarious in jail.

Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
Dog, I'll give me some dog. I'll get some groups
together in prison, and what.

Speaker 7 (01:24:15):
Na deal with you?

Speaker 15 (01:24:18):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
That way?

Speaker 18 (01:24:19):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:24:19):
That's today's round of would you rather? Coming up forty
nine minutes after the hour.

Speaker 11 (01:24:24):
It's our last breakup the day, and we'll have some
closing remarks from the wed and on leave Steve Harvey
right after this.

Speaker 7 (01:24:30):

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
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throngs don't pay money back. Thro wearing men do not
pay money back.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
I don't know, it's just a rule. I don't know
where the rule came from anybody. I know where. Thrones
don't pay money back. And men who wear throes that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Think they sexist's you usually not Ball and Stump don't
even go in the same.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Have a thll on and all they see is the
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Speaker 7 (01:25:47):
All right, here we are guys, our last break of
the day.

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
Well all in closing, I'd like to remind people that's
kind of something we had kind of touched on.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
In the opening of the show. Junior said that he
heard a quote. Junior, do you remember what the quote
was that you said?

Speaker 8 (01:26:11):
Yes, It says, if you think the cost of success
is high, wait till you get the.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Bill from regret. One more time, Junior, if.

Speaker 8 (01:26:24):
You think the cost of success is high, wait until
you get the bill from Regret.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
We had talked about this this morning. If you think
the cost of success is high, wait till you get
the bill for regret. I've been in that decision before.
And everyone gets to those moments in life where you
have to turn right or you turn left. And I'm
not saying turn right as in the right way or

(01:26:51):
left is the wrong way. I'm just saying everybody gets
to a crossroad in life where you have to go
this way or that way. What I found in life
is that the way that you should go is always
the harder route. It usually always is. It looks the
least amount of fun. It doesn't show right away what

(01:27:16):
all the upside is. It just looks hard. Then there's
an easy way you could take. You can strike out
and set your boundaries as difficult and high and hard,
or you can take the easy route and go I
ain't gonna do nothing. I ain't doing that today. That
just looked too hard. I've made the decision before in
my life not to take the hard way and boil, boil, boil, boy,

(01:27:41):
I had nothing but regret. So what I've learned in
my travels and in my life experiences is I now
understand that success is a process, and it is a
difficult process. It is simply hard. But that's my only

(01:28:02):
decision from here on out. And I've been making those
decisions since I was nearly forty. I don't take no
easy way. I expect it to be difficult. I expect
it to be challenging. I know that it's gonna be hard.
I know it's gonna be froth with disappointment. I know

(01:28:23):
it's going to be most challenging. But I also know
it's gonna be very, very rewarding. What I will not
do is take the nothing route, the easy route, the
settle forward route that I ain't gonna do this because
this right here, man, I just ain't doing that today. Because, buddy,
let me tell you something, when you get that bill

(01:28:45):
for regret, when you look back on what it should
have could have.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Man if I only had went on and faced it,
that's a hard one to live with.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
That's a life of regret.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
And all of us know somebody somewhere who is living
in a life of regret and man quitting. Quitting is
the biggest sponsor of regret because when you quit, you
never know what the end could have been. See, often
the struggler has given up when he might have captured
the victor's cup, and he learns too late, when the

(01:29:24):
night came down, how close he was to the golden crown.
See that stanza in that poem don't Quit is a
very effective one. Often the struggler has given up when
he might have captured the victor's cup, and he learns
too late, when the night came down, how close he

(01:29:48):
was to.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
The golden crown.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
That's regret, man, when you give up just in the
nick of time, Because giving up a shurees you one thing,
and one thing only, that you will not win, that
there is no way you can see victory.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
That's what giving up guarantees.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
Now, it ain't no guarantee if you stay with it,
but the possibility remains that you will succeed and you
will become a victor. But see so to those of
you that look at things so wrong all the time. Yeah,
but see Steve, you just said, even if you stick
with it, it ain't no guarantee. Ain't no guarantees in life.

(01:30:34):
But if you stick with it, the possibility remains. Why
would you destroy the possibility? Why would you remove all hope?
That don't make no sense to me? And even if
you fail, if you go a little bit further up
the road, you get a little bit more experienced, you

(01:30:55):
get a little bit more learning, you get a little
bit more knowledge, so the next time that may be
the experience and the knowledge you need to win. Don't
ever give up, don't ever quit, don't ever succumb to regret.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
Stay with it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
You never know when God is gonna flip the switch,
and he ain't never been too late. Those are my
clothes remarks. Hey, y'all, do yourself a favor. Talk to
God today. He would absolutely love to hear from you.
And it don't matter if you ain't talked to him
in a while. He's a forgiving god. He's forgiven me
thousands of times. I'm gonna probably use up a few

(01:31:35):
hundred more for I leave this world. I'm gonna try
to cut it down to just a few hundreds and
not do the thousands I've.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
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