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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all, So don't given them.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Back A million bus busy.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah listening to.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't joy?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Joy? You know you love?

Speaker 6 (01:06):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I have to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth water the mony up.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come on, you're thinking that, huh, I sure will. Good
morning everybody. You are listening to the voice.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Come on now, dig me one and only Steve Harvey
Man got a radio show.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
What God doing, y'all?

Speaker 8 (02:14):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
What he doing?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
What he doing in your life? He doing something? He moving,
he working. Don't lose your patience though, see I did
that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't get so sick
of waiting that you take matters into your own hands.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it. Listen to me.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
You're listening to somebody who's done it that way. I
had a dream, I had a vision. I had some hope,
I had some faith, I had some aspirations. But I
got a little impatient waiting on it. So I tried
a couple other things. Move it along, boy, I can't
tell you how I messed it up. Then I messed
it up then, because God gave me the power of decision,

(02:57):
what I had to do was then after I took
matters into my own hand, messed it up.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Now I guess what. He still got something fummy.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
But nah, I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I
gotta straighten them out, gotta I gotta suffer some consequences.
I gotta pay for my transgressions. All of that, All
of that, it's gotta go down. You can't do something
wrong and not pay for it. It's just you call it, calma,
call it whatever you want to call it. Every action

(03:27):
has an equal and opposite reaction every action. If it
just stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool,
but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark,
ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna
be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa.
So you need you need the opposite. You need the

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darkness so you can get your break from that sun.
You need the rain so you can nourish the roots
so that sun can it can soak up the sun
and get the benefit of the sun. If you don't
get the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it
happens throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think
that you can do wrong and not have to pay

(04:10):
for that.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You think this is man.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
We think man, because we'd have made a decision that
we think is best for us, and no matter how
to affect nobody else, we got the right to make
that call.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, you don't.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the
gang life, telling you, yeah, man, you need to be
this way to be down with us. I'll tell you what.
Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how
many them be there for you. Oh, they'll go around
the corner with you and start shooting. But okay, when
it's time to do some time and they can lessen
they sentence, you gonna get that time. They gonna point

(04:45):
their finger dead at you. I watched for eight hours
all the time, man, I watch Lock Up Raw all
the time, all the time, man, all the time. Ain't
no real cold dudes out there, just holding to the
mantra and sticking to it. Even the mob turns stateside,
evidence go fed all that now we are now the hood.
We didne created this ignorant mess called no snitching. With

(05:06):
that ignorant mess, you don't even understand. No snitching was
created by criminals as a cold of honor. If you
do dirt and you get busted doing the dirt, don't
bring my name up if I was with you. That's
a cold of honor amongst the thieves. Now, so many
code of honor thieves that then came out of prison.
They ain't gotten honor. They done brought that stuff back
to the street. Now that's all in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
No snitching.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
No snitching, You got to be crazy. That's for people
who disobey the law. That's who people have made a
cold of honor amongst themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if
you get busted, don't drag me down with you. Just
do your time. Oh man, you can't bring that stuff
out here to me. I'm a law abiding citizen.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Dog. I'm trying to live right over here. Man.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I don't want no crack house up street from my
mama's house. I'm trying to do right out here. Man.
You can't do wrong and expect wrong not to come
to you. You got to make a decision every day
to do right. And God ain't got no protect you
on dirt. You got what you got coming. You made
a decision. You go down there to get some you
might get got See, we got to come on. I'm

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talking to so many men out here right now. I
should have said that in the beginning, but a conversation
that kind of got away from me. I was gonna
talk to you about something else this morning, but it's
just only man. Because our communities. Man's just going to
the pot man because it ain't nobody can about nobody else.
Don't nobody care when they see that young dude over
there doing wrong? Look at them, foods over the man.

(06:32):
Go over there and talk to one of them. Pull
them to the side.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
Man.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
You might not be able to approach the group, but
you can approach an individual. Come in, young man. Let
me talk to you. I saw you the other day. Man.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
You look like you got something going on in your life.
What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man,
Let me share something I learned. I was doing what
you was doing.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
You know.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's like Tommy did a prank phone call one time
as a limo driver and the dude.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
The prank was.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
He called this limo company to asked this limo driver
to take him to this location late at night, and
the limo driver got a young business he going, yeah, okay,
I got you. I don't normally work like that. But
how long you need it? He said for just about
an hour? He said, well, I'm gonna have to charge
you for the full three though, because a three hour minimum.
Tommy told him, now, I just need it for one hours.

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He said, okay, I'll give you a break, young man.
You're trying to do something. Where you want to go?
He gave an address. The man stopped writing. He said,
that's a bank. He said, yeah. He said, you want
to go to the bank at twelve thirty at night.
He said yeah, and I'm gonna be in for a
few minutes. And when I come out that bank, I
need for you to flow it.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
That to do with the limo. He stopped writing.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
He said, hold on, hold on, man, you want me
to take you to a bank twelve thirty at night.
You gonna be hitting there for a few minutes and
you gonna come out, and you want me to flow it.
He said, sir, I don't do stuff like that. He said,
you got the wrong company. He said, what made you call?
He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a
limo come to you.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Just drive.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
He stopped and took the time out. He said, young man,
let me tell you something. He say, I've been down before,
I've been locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said,
that's what's wrong with you young people today. Instead of
going to get a job, trying to work your way,
you always looking for some fast money. He said, I'm
gonna tell you what I already know. Don't go down
there messing with them people's money like that because they

(08:24):
love that money way more than they love you, and
they gonna do something to you down there.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Now. You stop this foolishness.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
And I'm not caring you nowhere, but I'm gonna take
a little bit of time out to tell you something.
Don't go down here with messing with these people's money
because it ain't gonna go good. They gonna take care
of their business when they come to that money. Tommy
kept insisting to this man to pick him up in
the limbo. It was a plank phone call. But the
point I'm making is the man took our time. He
could have just hung the phone up.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
But you know what he said.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
He said, hold up, young man, let me hip you
to something. Because the brother had been locked up before.
He said, no, no, no, see, I've done that when
I was young. Now I'm gonna stop it. I'm gonna
take some moment out to tell you I'm up here,
working man, trying to earn an honest living. I ain't
going back down there because I don't. They make you
eat what they want you to eat. You don't want
the food. You got to get up when they say
get up. You gotta stay where they say stay, live

(09:13):
with who they say live. He said, man, you don't
want that, and he just tried to talk the young
man out of me. You can change a young man's
mind with a conversation. A conversation can change a young
man's mind. Most of these young men that are misguided
ain't having conversations with real men.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
They're just not having them.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
And it's up to us, who know what manhood is is,
to start delivering the message the problem that we have
in our communities we can solve ourselves, and to escalate
it to a point because we who are men won't
stop on our corporate climb and our day to day
making money and trying to ball out. We won't stop
and grab some of these young soldiers and tell them
the truth about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay, sah,

(09:54):
I went there. I don't know where they came from.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Hello?

Speaker 8 (10:05):
Is it me?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
You're looking fault lot of richie man.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
You know what, I just wake up. I'm just so
grateful to wake up in the morning. I start off happy.
I implement happy thoughts into my morning. Thus I have
happy moments after that. Please stop telling yourself you're not

(10:31):
a morning person. Seeing us how morning is the goal
every day. Why would you put that on yourself to
claim to not be a morning person. You got to
show gratitude for waking up. I am a morning person,
I'm an afternoon person. I'm a nighttime guy. I'm all that.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I'm glad.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'm here for the ride, baby, Steve Harvey Morning Show,
Sheldon Strawberry calling for real Mouth of the South, Junior
government named and the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Gotta go with from me to day. What's on your mind?

Speaker 10 (11:05):
Man?

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Unc man.

Speaker 11 (11:08):
I gotta ask you this, man, because you know you
you got so much wisdom. But why must people always
remind you of what you used to do and who
you used to be, but then say.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
You changed and you too good now?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
They always because they're trying to hold you to a
certain standard. They're trying to hold you to a certain standard.
A lot of people are here to remind you of
what you used to be so you don't get too
far ahead of yourself and get further ahead of them
by being the new person that you've become. Example, I

(11:40):
don't know what he's sitting up here, talk about it.
I remember when he was over there. Cheat okay, but
suppose the man don't cheat no more. Well, I don't
know nothing about all that. I'm just telling you what
I know. Well, people change, and people have the right
to change, and people grow, and people have the right
to grow. The person that's talking about you, I can

(12:01):
promise you ain't grow. It's stuck on chuck, stuck right
where they are, and they want everybody else to be
right there. See, And a lot of times you can't
move forward in your life without leaving certain people behind.
If you have a person in your life that's constantly
reminding you of who you are and will not accept
the new person that you've become. That's a clear sign

(12:23):
that you need to get rid of that person right there,
because they're not ready for the rise anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
See, everybody come with you can't go with you. See.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
So now what you've become and where you are now,
you don't need that type of person in your life
reminding you who you are.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I know people like that who do me that same way?
Are you a big star? Now? You missed a TV man?
I remember you in high school? I mean I do too.
We got a year book, but I ain't here no more?

Speaker 8 (12:54):
What right?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Change bro?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Everybody change dum. People got fam people become responsible. Life
lauses them to become responsible. So yeah, that irresponsible stuff
you saw me doing back then, I can't do that
no more. Life didn't happen to me, bob. But they
want to hold you to that. It's just like forgiveness.

(13:17):
When God forgives you, get up and move on with
your life, because sometimes people don't blank everybody else blank them.
Now you won't forgiveness for God, or you want forgiveness
for that person over there?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
That stuff on chub in they pass.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
All right, we got it.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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Speaker 1 (14:28):
With my stupidity and this one right here, it's just
just just you know, this one makes me proud.

Speaker 9 (14:35):
This is right here, this title bring my breast back,
you understand, and bolling you out there to allow you
mean out there that have they have ball breast, you know,
and here make them you know if y'all break up.
You got the right to get your breath back. I'm
just saying you bought them, you ought to ben get
them bad? What's up calling you?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Aught?

Speaker 12 (14:56):
What?

Speaker 8 (14:56):
What?

Speaker 7 (14:56):
What?

Speaker 8 (14:56):
What?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
What about the bbay? I ain't be still didn't know,
but no, no bb als here. You know what I'm saying.
Why it sounds like some rems though?

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Why we sound Yeah, stands for big booty ladies.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Is that what it is? B b als?

Speaker 7 (15:16):
That's what it's. That's what some people think it stands for.
If I buy you Brazilian butt lifts, that's what it
stands for.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Now if I buy a butt too? Oh? All that
all that just a just a box full of stuff.
Then we go. Let's go catch up.

Speaker 8 (15:35):
Hello, I'm trying to reach all of them. Yeah, this
is him. Hey, you married you? You engaged in Madison? Right?
Yes I am. There's a problem with it or something?
What's up? No? No, no, no, no, My name is Ricky.

Speaker 12 (15:47):
Man.

Speaker 8 (15:47):
Have you heard about the last person that she was
engaged too? Well, she kind of spoke briefly about you. Well,
you know what. Man, First of all, let me just
say this congratulations. Okay, let me let me be the
first say that. Congratulations for y'all getting in, and I
hope it worked with y'all. Okay, Okay, here here's why
I call. Uh. We got a situation at hand that

(16:08):
we kind of need to clear up between you and I.
So what is it? Me and you got a little
conversation we need to have about property? Well, were talking
about property? What property? The property we lived in? What
are you talking about? This is my property? Okay. Now
I'm not talking about your house or nothing like that. Oh.
I got some property over there that belonged to me,
and I'm trying to figure out how we can rectify problem. Well,

(16:30):
I'm quite sure. If it's something I can pack up whatever,
you can come and get it. I know, top, what
do you have over here in my house that's yours? Okay?
The actual the actual breast that she had belonged to me,
the breast breath. I bought her some breast implant. Man.
I ain't know nothing about no breast implants. Okay, you
might not know nothing about it, but the bottom line

(16:50):
is I spent ten thousand dollars on some breast implants
and I want my property back, buddy. Man, jeez, no man,
you're not getting back. You talking about pressing plan. I
ain't know nothing about that, man. Hey man, I understand
not knowing about it, but I'm calling you like a
man explaining it to you. I'm trying to let you know.
You know, I bought her some breasting plans. Now that's

(17:11):
my property now, just like just like when it don't
work out with with uh uh an engagement don't work out?
You want your ring back? Well, I want my breath back.
Oh no, man, if you had gable ring, you can
get that back. But it's just some man. What do
you I mean? Come on, man, he ain't get back.
Hey man, I'm getting him back. Oh I'm gonna be
over there every other week being happy with what I

(17:32):
am BOLVETD No, No that ain't. That ain't what's gonna happen. No, no,
little brother, that ain't gonna happen. Now, I don't know
what you're calling for about thous ten thousand dollars the
breast and plans you ain't getting. You come over here
if you want to. When you with somebody, when you
lose them, you lose everything you paid for. So if
you bought us and your dumb should have bought when
you got married. You know what I'm saying. You should

(17:54):
have waited then bumped. Tell mine, I'm gonna be over here.
That's what I'm gonna do with your breath and plans.
So your money was well spent. You ain't get back.
Move on in your life. Hey, man, you don't tell
me when and when when I'm supposed to buytop, I
buy someone I feel like it. But the bottom line
is the them breasts belong to me.

Speaker 12 (18:12):
Now.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
No, we're gonna work. We'renna. Somebody's gonna pay me ten
thousand dollars one way or the up. Oh no, No,
you ain't getting nothing back here, man, You got to
move on with your life. Man, when y'alls broke up,
y'all wasn't together. No motive left with us. She walked
away with him.

Speaker 12 (18:26):
Man, that's it.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
That's over. I'm something. Let me say something to you. Man,
I'm coming over there. I'm coming over there and have
a conversation with Madison about this, because that's who evidently
I need to talk to. No, you're not talking to
nobody over here. You're talking to me, like you say, Man,
the man, I'm letting you know. Man, you're lost. You're lost, man,
you don't get nothing. I ain't even getting my number.
You get my Let me get your number so I

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can call you back when she on no way home.
My number on the break, your number on the breast,
ten thousand dollars, that's your number. Yeah, okay, Well I'm
gonna check it. I'm gonna show check it. I'm gonna
look at it every day because you ain't get nothing back,
brother than mine. You get lost. Man, it's over. Let
me ask you this, man, have you even bought the
ring for Madison yet? Yeah? About the ring. That's what
you do when you get engaged, that the ring is bought. Brother,

(19:11):
Why you worn how much? Ring? Calls? About eighty nine
thousand dollars? That's nice ring. See the breast costs more
than the ring. You're a cheatless man, man, Hugh Man,
I mean I just about the ring you talking about. Look, dude,
she's going then brushs ain't charge no more. Man, you
don't get back here. If it was a wing, a
pair of shoes or something, I eat that back. So
what now? What' not?

Speaker 12 (19:31):
Hey man?

Speaker 8 (19:32):
All I'm gonna say is this here. I'm finna come
over there and have a conversation with Madison about my breast,
because the breast bloss to me, you're not coming over
here and getting nothing. She ain't even here. But you
can bring your over here. You come over here with
your chest pushed out them and push it back in
for your brother. Don't I got two breaths over there?
You tell them it's five thousand dollars. I want both
of the man. Look, you ain't getting the excuse you

(19:54):
you call every ex girl friend you break up with
walking back. I call the ones that I'm out and
bought breath.

Speaker 12 (20:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
That's a good wedding gift. I guess he don't. Hey, man,
don't let me tell you something. Don't you touch my breast?
Man here, Man, I don't know who they?

Speaker 12 (20:08):
Hell?

Speaker 8 (20:08):
Man, Hey, you can get on my line. Man, who
is this? I'm the person that on the breast. Do
you know who this is?

Speaker 13 (20:13):
Here?

Speaker 8 (20:14):
You don't own nothing over here. Man. You didn't take
the loss on there, brother, You ain't took a straight
loss on there. Man, you got fighting? Who is this? Man?
You lost your man? Call it my phone. I'm gonna
tell you right now who this is? Your pot? Now?

Speaker 13 (20:27):
Yeah, I don't want who is this.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
This is nephew Thomas Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girl
Madison got me the prank? Paul call you o man, boy,
you ain't it's cold where you cold? Man? There somebody?
But damn it, that is it? They realized.

Speaker 12 (20:48):
How of hell?

Speaker 8 (20:49):
I know you're supposed to know what you married.

Speaker 14 (20:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (20:53):
Why are you asking me?

Speaker 9 (20:55):
Jo?

Speaker 8 (20:55):
I'm still what you tell me? What you busting?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Man?

Speaker 8 (21:00):
You've still got messed real all fake? You sound like that? Well,
y'all come man, y'all, y'all need to stop that.

Speaker 7 (21:10):
Man.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
But I listened to you last week. You gotta laugh myself.
I never thought i'd get got Well, what's the baddest
radio show man, Steve Harvin Money Show? That's the truth.
You've got me, good man, you got me? Good man?

Speaker 7 (21:26):
All right, thank you, Tommy. Coming up next, it is
asked the CLO or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in
the building. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
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(22:11):
time to ask the CLO. Our Chief Love Officer, Steve
Harvey is in the building Kenya and Denver Rights. I'm
forty eight years old and I've been married for eighteen years.
My husband started sleeping in his man cave because he
had a bad back. He has a bad back and
our mattress is just too soft. I'm not sure how

(22:32):
a recliner is better for his back, but I don't
want to argue. Why else would he prefer to sleep
in the cold basement alone. Please help.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
You got a bad back, he got a bad act
and to all you need to know is tquird to
bad back happened?

Speaker 7 (22:50):
When?

Speaker 8 (22:50):
Did it?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Had back happened three years ago? At fifteen? Yeah? Ma did?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
That's when the marriage started going bad at fifteen. A
combination thing. His back really is hurt, and that's the excuse.
Just sleep downstairs. Something about making that bed that got
on his nerves.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
You make his back hurt.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
And the mattress, yeah, she said, the mattress is too soft.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
No, she that's what he told her. Could it be
the mattresses too tall, too soft, or she is too hard?

Speaker 7 (23:24):
M hmm, well none of them all right.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Well, but that's why that's why he in the basement,
and that's why she'd wrote the letter because the answer
ain't in now.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, it ain't in the mattress, it ain't in the recline.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
So what should she do?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
She wants to marriage, get a match and recline and
go down there and be with your hubs.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, a mattress, recline, get a new.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
Mattress, now, he said, a matching recliner.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
I mean that makes sense to get a new mattress,
the problem solved. Yes, but you you not fit to
do that because you're so busy, want to know why
he won't get in this soft matter. But then you
prefer the soft mattress over your man next to you. Hello,
this man's discovery because this is her fall. No, it

(24:15):
ain't her fault. It's not her fault at all. But
she don't want to be a part of the solution.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
So he didn't even tell her. He just started doing it.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
He's said, because the mattress is too tall soft. She
never even thought to say, well, baby, let's just get
a different mattress. Your man husband back hurting, He got.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
To go to work. What's af the got a bunch
of hard mattresses. What it's called firm? They don't care
about their marriage.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
What they write us for, we don't care you Ricky
and Saginaw.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
We're moving on.

Speaker 7 (24:48):
Really, since my boyfriend and I are looking at houses,
in the house will be solely in his name. We're
twenty four years old and have been dating for four years.
I want my name on the paperwork. And he said
I can't be at it. I can be at it
if we get married. When he said if it hurt
my feelings, does that mean marrying me is optional to him?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah? Yeah, it is optional to him. They're doing this backwards.
You see your name on the house, that's optional, Your man,
you is optional. This is backles. You knowing when you're
gonna get married is optional?

Speaker 12 (25:23):
Right?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
You want your name on the paper on the house
is optional? Everything optional to him. Don't be stupid, y'all
don't buy the house until you get what you want.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
When you gonna get what you want after four years.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, and see everybody. Now, y'all just doing what y'all
want to do when you want to do it. You
ain't got no order and nothing, so you know, if
you do things out of order, everything gonna appear to
be out of order.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Period.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
Yeah all right, Brandy and Tulsa says, my mother runs
a daycare and I work evenings there. My best friend's
dad has picked up a nine month baby boy twice.
The baby's mother is five years older than me, and
my mom says, I should mind my business? Should I
tell my friend about her dad?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
No, you shouldn't mind your days. This ain't got nothing
to do with That's why y'all. Daycare ain't full. Now
you want to take care of baby business, You ain't
mean to take care of nobody else's business. Okay, what

(26:34):
you're talking about, he legally he can pick the baby up.
That ain't your business.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
Listen to your mom and to the colo. Brandy and Tulsa,
you're gonna mess your money up being nosy.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
That ain't your business. Wow, mom's daycare? Yeah, yep, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
The baby and the payments is on time. That's your concern.
That's your business. Yes, that is her business, all right.
Moving on last one, Steve Tanina and Philly Nina says,
I'm a modern day cougar and my man is twenty
three years younger. I didn't talk to him at all
last weekend, and he didn't come by for dinner last Sunday.

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He popped up on Tuesday and asked me to pay
his card note should I pay it or punish him
this month?

Speaker 8 (27:20):
What?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Rue? I don't care what you do.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
You just.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I don't care what you do. I don't It's crazy,
you stupid. He asked this question.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
She cougar. What's the difference between the modern day cougar
and the old fashion?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
He ain't trying to tell us how old she is.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
Yeah, the word cougar for one thing.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Steve, Well he was last Sunday. Why had that question
not anty?

Speaker 7 (27:49):
He just popped up. He can just put at your
house at any time and need call.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Little money and calling.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
Yeah, no boundaries.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
You know who you are.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
Yeah, he knows what is your mama? Sugar mama.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
He'll owe you nothing. He ain't finna give you none,
y'all ain't going nowhere. You call note and got nine
little Camara got some he pay yeah, tim like two
thousande No, he did good twenty sixteen, he got something,
all right?

Speaker 7 (28:21):
So should she pay it or punish him? This month?
I don't care this month.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
I don't care.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
You don't give a dim.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I don't know him or her.

Speaker 7 (28:36):
Yeah, but lady, don't pay it? Please don't pay it?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Well have you been paying it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Which former stupidity? Do you want to talk about it?
New school stupid? Old school stupid? Because that's the that's
coogar too.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Yeah, both of them, well they didn't really think. Yeah,
they didn't really use that term back in the day,
but you know it is a modern day term. Cougar.
She calls herself a cougar.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Okay, huh, what else y'all want to talk about?

Speaker 8 (29:11):
That?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Call up?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I was through with it when she first wrote in
as soon as she read it, Shirley, I was done.
It was nothing to do, I know, yeah, or pay it?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
So he come up shorty, you come up short?

Speaker 7 (29:29):
She don't know what shelly, She doesn't know that she's
being stupid obvious.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
She knows exactly what she is.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
She can she to call herself a modern day cougar.
She knows exactly what she is. Should I pay it
or punish him?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Either way? Which one? Which one do you benefit from?

Speaker 8 (29:48):
All Right?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
He just gonna go where it was last sek Shes,
Steve Harbin, Marty show Man, Sister Dale Abraham and Solomon
Dead multiple.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Lead the Bible out stay fact. Hey, watch yourself, you're
just running the bell. Don't get yourself back in there.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
No, you did not.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
You don't know drag mutting in the old Testama. Try
to use it as an example close to God. Now
you ought to know better.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Your daddy want to preach in everything you can?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Ring the bell ding right up to.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. For those of us
that don't want to cook a big Thanksgiving dinner this year,
there is an alternative. It's a pizza that has all
the trimmings.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
Is loaded with turkey, gravy, has some dice, sweet potatoes
on it, some green beans, some cranberries, crispy onions, lots
of mozzarella and cheddar cheese. Du Journo sells the pizza
and it's available in Stories Today So here's my question.
Would you guys try this Thanksgiving pizza with the gravy

(31:07):
and all that?

Speaker 12 (31:07):
No?

Speaker 8 (31:09):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (31:10):
No?

Speaker 9 (31:10):
I don't want all my stuff on one big old
piece of bread like that.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
No, you don't like for your food touch.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
No, And I don't go in there and get yourself
a slice of pizza.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
You're not even gonna try it, Steve.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
No, I don't give it. Who made it? De your No?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Bernardo on Rico, I don't care. I don't care it
just don't. Pizza is fine the way it is. They
got some great pizzas out there, man, but you do
not have to do it as Chicago is not playing
with the pizza game. As a constant argument on my
TV show between Tanya and uh Terrell, one is from Chicago,

(31:56):
one is from New York. And the big debate every
year family feud is who got the best pizza York
on Chicago?

Speaker 7 (32:03):
But okay, what about this this pizza, These ingredients, the toppings,
I should say, bothers you? Is that the green beans?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Nobody putting green grave. I don't want to gravy on
my pizza. That's like beans. I want yams bread.

Speaker 9 (32:21):
You got three different juices running. You got jams that's
got some juice in there, gravy, Tommy.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
One correction, they yams, don't handle juice on them. Oh,
then I don't know what kind of jams.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
The dice all of dice.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
They ball them, Tommy, and they cut them up in the.

Speaker 8 (32:43):
Get you well.

Speaker 7 (32:45):
If you need help this year with roasting a turkey
for Thanksgiving dinner, butter Ball has a solution for you.
The one eight hundred Butterball Turkey Talk Line is open
at your service with turkey experts that are ready to
answer any questions you might have, including how to pick
out a turkey to buy, how to cook it, and

(33:06):
what to do with the leftovers? What is all that
breathing for?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
They will all because turkey experts on the show, Me
and Tommy calling that one eight hundred number four eating
that dry piece of meat.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Somebody calls in and wants to know how to make
their turkey not dry?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
What do you get your a butter Ball electric turkey
fry and stuff. All the guests work out of this mess.
Butterball makes them. It's four minutes per pound. Yep, you
cut that thing on three seventy five when the green
light come on. They've got a big basket that'll hold
up to a nineteen pound turkey. You put that turkey

(33:44):
in that basket. I'll interject. I inject mine so it'll
be extra flavorful. Drop it down in there, and close
the lid. I ain't just set that time.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Huh, go ahead, I inject two days before.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
But that's good and marinades in that good. That's it's
a good idea. I told you had two turkey experts
on this show two days before. Do not drop your
turkey in that if it is frozen. Thank y'all still
gonna be hungry.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
Yes, take it out in the morning and let it
pretty much get room tempt and then drop it right
before dinner.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
Right, how long does it take? You said?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Four minutes per pound? Four minutes per pound?

Speaker 7 (34:25):
Almost said four hours per pound. Okay, I should have That's.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Why eat at your house. That's a dry turkey. You
KNOWNE burned all the meat and flave off your turkey.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
I know you said for something I couldn't remember.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Four hours, So you thee fried your turkey for thirty
nine hours. You got a jerky, you're pull your're you eating?
You eating jerk turkey turkey, And who was these turkey
professionals that are answering the phone? Who is that? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (34:59):
Well, I mean that they're from Butterball. They're from Butterball
one eight hundred butter Well, Butterball has.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
The best, and fried turkey tastes way better. It tastes
way bars. It beats the oven my fault.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
It's hard to dry that turkey out because it seals
it in with the crust on the chicken. It's just
a better way to have turkey, y'all. I'm just telling you.
You know, we've had it, but we do both ways.
Every year we do fried turkey and roasted. Everybody likes
fried turkey, yep, love wings.

Speaker 11 (35:29):
Yeah, man, you don't. You don't want you don't want
nobody in my family calling that line. It's gonna be man.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
They they be calling in that butter Burk Butterball Turkey talk.

Speaker 12 (35:38):
Last.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Man, how do I'll turn it on?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Just plug it up? So click next call? All right,
all right, this is what we're gonna do. I'm I'm
the I'm the receptionist at the Butterball Turkey line. Y'all
call in with questions.

Speaker 9 (35:53):
Go ahead, go all, right, Hey, I got this fifteen
pound turkey, and now can I stuff the turkey and
with some dressing and then fried?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Is that power? Hell?

Speaker 12 (36:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Click? Next question listen, how you doing?

Speaker 11 (36:11):
I'm John. I was just calling to ask listen if
you can get the turkey? Can we cut the turkey
up and drop it in in pieces?

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Is that what we do?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
You could do that, but didn't we tell you to
just drop it in that hole? Read the instructions. That's
what the basket is for. Drop it in hole. Next
callar w.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
Yeah, mister butter ball, let me ask some They got
this little red thing on the turkey that pops. I
guess I don't know what the little red button nell,
but my little girl to pull that off of there?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Do I need that?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Well, won't be no red ball popping on your turkey
this year. Thank you for calling. Next caller, How do.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
I season my turkey? What do I season it with?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
You said right there, that's why you don't need to
be cooking? Next collar, How long do I to frost
my turkey?

Speaker 6 (36:59):
How long?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Excuse till as Thal.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Coming up coming up to toll at least?

Speaker 12 (37:06):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Turkey talk line coming up as.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
The question today, I got no time, no loans decorination.
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (37:14):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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but you know, it's even harder getting the right gift.
But get this, Verizon's got the perfect solve for both.

(37:36):
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(37:57):
for a round of would you rather? Would you there
work as a cashier on Black Friday, the biggest shopping
day of the year, or would you work rather work
as Santa in the mall cashiers?

Speaker 15 (38:11):
Why not Santa sitting on me, peeling on my leg
all day? No, yeah, that'll go to jail.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Because I don't really like other people kids. So now
I ain't gonna be good that center. Let me go
and be this cash realism.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I can make some money on the regist.

Speaker 11 (38:33):
Make money, Yeah, Junior, No, I'm gonna be I'm gonna
be a cashier. I'll be a cash here black, right.
I can't wait for the fights to break that I'm
gone cashier.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Ain't know much money they're gonna lose at that store. Man,
he go ain't gonna get gone next?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
All right?

Speaker 7 (38:53):
Would you rather sweet potatoes with marshmallows or candy yams?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Which one candy?

Speaker 14 (39:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah? Let me tell you so, y'all.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
And let me tell y'all, y'all sweet potato people eat marshmallows.
Y'all stop okay asking us food stuff. You don't get
to stop what.

Speaker 7 (39:18):
I give your opinion.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Okay, call it, that's fine, But y'all need to stop.
Stop mellows or nothing that ain't attracted. I get my mark.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
Sweet potato, candy, marshmallows, all right, stop doing that.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Stop doing that.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
It's regular candy yam.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's white folk recipe. Stop not yeah people, sugar, cinnamon
and butter.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
Don't forget then, yeah, all right? Would you rather be
a caddy at the Masters or water bowl boy at
the super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Not being no water boy cad caddy at the Masters?

Speaker 7 (40:06):
Man, Well, you're at the Super Bowl, about.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Water boy, something about that boy on the end of it.
Some water. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I want them clubs at the Masters, Man, we got
somebody that's winning it too.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, with that white jump on. Oh yeah, all right.

Speaker 7 (40:29):
Would you rather take a winter road trip with no
heat in the car or no seat belt?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Ju don't gonna have to go with no seacret I
have to go when there dive. He ain't got that
heat on.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
First of all, it's winter. Let's start there. Which one, Steve?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Oh no seatbelt? I ain't gonna hit nothing nowhere? You said,
no seatbelt? Yeah, no seatbelt?

Speaker 7 (41:01):
Yeah, gotta have you. Yeah, all right, guys, thank you.
That's today's roundup. Would you rather.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Less up?

Speaker 7 (41:08):
It's DJ CALLI, Hey, what this your boy?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Chris Broth.

Speaker 7 (41:10):
Hey, this is Keisha Cole gots people. This is Kirk Franklin. Hey,
this is John Legend. And you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
it is time now to check Steve's voicemailing. If you
would like to leave Steve a message, if you would
call him eight seven seven twenty nine Steve is the

(41:33):
number eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, we might just
play your message back on the air like we're gonna do.
Rosa in Tennessee. Rosa says she does not put up
with cheating Steve.

Speaker 14 (41:43):
Hello, Steve, how are you doing in the morning?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Crew?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Look?

Speaker 14 (41:47):
I was telling like, I'll these only be writing mean
about they bore friend Sean's but what they expect, Like
I said, when I would head with had on you know,
dating or whatever I tell.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
Them up front, I said, I see, cheat your zone.

Speaker 14 (42:04):
I ain't got on no cheating if you want to
be teeing you side in the street where you can cheat,
because man, you gonna be dipping in them in one
place and then come lay down with me. No, but
I said, I live in Tennessee and my first name
is Rose.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
First of all, let me say this right here. I
really couldn't understand what y'all gonna have to start. No, no,
what y'all gonna have to start doing, y'all any messa,
y'all gonna have to stop drinking and then calling this
machine because y'all ain't got no friends, y'all ain't got
nobody in your life, and you do all this drinking
and then you I can't find nobody to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I send call Steve.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Well if I don't call me, if you've been drinking,
I had to tell you something. Don't come stay out
in the streets, gonna come up in here and dibb
it and dabbing like you.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Finished just being here and sleeping with me for the streets.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Because when I'm in the bed, I want to be
in the bed for myself to to be there. And
then when you're coming in with it, and I'll be
sitting in the here waiting on you, and you out
in the street saying, come you get it. I've been
cooking all that food and here it eating and you
ain't out in the street.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Stop talking closer, don't let it. You let the flies
in here. And then that's what and that's all I want.
My first name is Rod. That's what they told me.
It was all right here, y'all.

Speaker 8 (43:31):
What it is.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Next caller is of yourself, JUNR.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
Her name is Carla. This next caller she needs some
advice about her mean, mean mother.

Speaker 10 (43:43):
I see it's Carla.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
My mom has a stink attitude. And she came to
my shop and embarrassed me, and I not want to
have Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Dinner with her at all.

Speaker 13 (43:54):
Ever, I ne't a nice way.

Speaker 8 (43:56):
To tell her, No, I don't want to have Thanksgiving
dinner with you and attitude.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
Let me thanks.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Well, based on the way you sound, you can't cook
yet yay, Yeah, you don't even know.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
You don't know how, you never roasted no turkey, You
don't know how to make no dressing.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
How can you tell that? By the way she sat,
I can just tell you.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Know she she got a stink attitude.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
She came to my said, I won't go to her
house and thank them forever, which means you've been going
over there forever. And the reason you go over there
is because it's family and your mama can cook. You
can't cook. It's gonna be a hungred Thanksgiving for you.
I'm gonna tell you that right now. You don't really
sound like you're a big football fan. And even if

(44:44):
you will, and I don't know what you're gonna eat
this thing giving. You gonna have to order pizza.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Girl, listen to me forgiving.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Go in there and find out what's wrong with your mama.
Your mama might be bitter. She ain't got no man.
Maybe you know things and gone wrong. You know, she
feels underappreciated that she did all this for all these kids. Now, y'all,
don't hardly come by and see her. You don't know
what it is, but you have got to fix this
for Thanksgiving because you don't sound like you can cook

(45:14):
at all.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I know how people can cook. Sound they wheeze when
they talk.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
They short of breath because they got a lot of
weight on them because they've been eating. And you know,
she sound thin and everything. It's hard to find a
good skinny cool. Let's wait about one o eight?

Speaker 7 (45:33):
Yeah, one, So that's it.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I mean, you know, I don't I don't.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I don't like people falling out with their parents. Do
you know how your mama is? You already know that
it's going over there and fix it. Yo, This ain't
the first time she a trip.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
She came to her job, has a sank attitude.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
She came to the shot her job.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
You know, look, look, your mama can have you know
something really you know condition or something you know?

Speaker 8 (46:02):
Yo?

Speaker 7 (46:04):
All right, listen, coming up next it is the nephew
and today's prank phone call right after this.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Don't do that, just stop doing her hair?

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Don't You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today right now though it is the nephew.
He is here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
What you got nest?

Speaker 9 (46:33):
Surely giving yea with cousin Benji giving with cousin ben.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Y'all ready for this headiot? Listen to it? Oh my god?

Speaker 12 (46:45):
Hello, Hello? Who is this this? Glenda? Who is this this?
I'm college is miss Premise though you know she's.

Speaker 10 (46:54):
Doing here right now with this daughter?

Speaker 8 (46:57):
Is there a problem?

Speaker 12 (46:58):
Oh? No, this is this Mama Mama Lord's nephew. Who
is again?

Speaker 8 (47:04):
That's the Blandath.

Speaker 12 (47:06):
Mama Lloyd is Mama Lord? Jo I ain't it.

Speaker 10 (47:09):
Ain't correct Mama Lord's and its purpose?

Speaker 12 (47:11):
Sisters, Okay, I'm being I'm I'm I'm her nephew from
the other side of the family. You say your name
was not Blendath. Okay, what time y'all supposed to get in?

Speaker 13 (47:20):
We sused to be there by the afternoon?

Speaker 12 (47:22):
Okay? Uh is missus Purvis? Is she is your mama
making the dressing?

Speaker 9 (47:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (47:28):
She's making enough for about forty five people. Actually, this
was discussed about a month ago.

Speaker 12 (47:34):
Right y'all on the y'all they had the conference call,
the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
They wanted me to go in and call, and and
I was trying to get miss Purvis. She's not there.

Speaker 8 (47:50):
No, she's not here. What's wrong? Oh?

Speaker 12 (47:53):
Okay, they're not gonna They're not gonna need her to
do the to do the dressing.

Speaker 10 (47:57):
And why wouldn't they need her to do this? She
would make it ten years we did.

Speaker 12 (48:01):
We just discussed it. So what do you mean they
say that they got somebody down here that's gonna do
the dressing. Let it says, y'all traveling y'all ain't got
to bring it, you know, and be traveling with it.
But they got somebody gonna do the dressing.

Speaker 10 (48:12):
Okay, Well, first of all, hold, are you your your beingie?

Speaker 13 (48:16):
What is your name?

Speaker 8 (48:17):
That?

Speaker 10 (48:17):
Well?

Speaker 12 (48:17):
No, my name Benjamin, but they called me Benjie. But
but but like I say, I'm on the other side
of the fat. I ain't on y'all side.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (48:25):
Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you calling me?

Speaker 10 (48:28):
Because she's been making the dressing for ten years, like
I said, and I mean it's been discussed.

Speaker 13 (48:34):
So I don't even know why why you're calling me.
I don't even know you.

Speaker 12 (48:37):
Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain to you just
right here is dad, they got so y'all ain't got
to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna bring.
They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it. So
in other word, you know, if you can tell Miss Prayers,
she ain't got to worry about the dressing this year.

Speaker 10 (48:53):
So you want me to tell my mama after she's
been making dressing for ten years that y'all say, y'all
ain't worried about it. She shouldn't have to make this
year because we're driving now. We drive every year, so
I'm not gonna do that to her.

Speaker 13 (49:04):
So, I mean, I don't I don't even know who
you are to be calling me anyway?

Speaker 10 (49:08):
Why getting somebody calling me.

Speaker 13 (49:10):
That I know regarding this?

Speaker 12 (49:11):
Okay, okay, you gunner right, I am blunder, all right, listen,
let me say this because I don't mind saying what
what everybody thinking? What most people don't want to say.
Let me just say this right here. Really, what's going
on is just right here. A lot of people in
the family, you know, don't really don't don't really like

(49:32):
Miss Purrs dressing.

Speaker 10 (49:37):
Benjamin, who else are you supposed to be? Let me
friend something there, Ma, Mama gonna make your dressing. You
gonna keep that, and we ain't bringing that on with us.
So you can tell your family that I said that
because you understand me.

Speaker 12 (49:51):
I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on
and it's what everybody want to do. Don't nobody?

Speaker 13 (49:59):
Why didn't we had a meeting.

Speaker 10 (50:01):
I'm gonna make dressing. She's been making it ten years.

Speaker 13 (50:04):
Ain't nobody been saying nothing? And guess what one of
them up in the house. Nobody better not be walking
up and through that talking about my mama. Either ain't
gonna go eat it?

Speaker 12 (50:13):
Okay, we see right there? Why why if people don't
like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
everybody to have it to eat it? If they don't like.

Speaker 13 (50:21):
It, you don't eat That's how I know I don't
know you well, I don't know no Benjamin Benjie, who
would you.

Speaker 12 (50:28):
I'm mama Lord's nephew from the other side of the
family exactly. And I don't know you, okay, And it
really really to the bad all that I don't really
know you. But I'm but I'm but I'm man enough.
I'm mad up the car you and tell you what
we're gonna do it what we ain't gonna do.

Speaker 10 (50:44):
Well, I know what I ain't I said. It wasn't,
I repeated again. She's gonna be saying dress, SI, you
gonna eat it, and we're gonna go all day.

Speaker 12 (50:52):
Okay, okay, right there, listen, And I know this might
be hard for you to understand what you grew up
with liking everybody else.

Speaker 10 (51:00):
Might not like people say what you want to. I
ain't gonna even remember you be wait, so you ain't
not like it cause you ain't done around. But she
making dressing now.

Speaker 12 (51:10):
First of all, when y'all get down here, it's gonna
already be something more dressing here, okay, okay, And she gonna.

Speaker 13 (51:16):
Make cut her and said, and we gonna see down You.

Speaker 10 (51:19):
Know, it's not even discussing my friend in that I said,
I got to say, because you're not gonna hurt my
mama feeling.

Speaker 12 (51:26):
Okay, there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying
to tell you to tell her don't make it now,
so she don't even bring it down.

Speaker 10 (51:32):
We aren't going to get there anyway.

Speaker 12 (51:35):
Hey, look, I'm finna say this here because every dealer
you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm
gonna say it's clear as I can say. If y'all
come down here with that dress, I promise you we
already got dressing made. We throwing that dressing in the
trash so everybody can get the dressing that we made
for him. Point blank, that's what we're doing.

Speaker 13 (51:54):
Please let me find something into you.

Speaker 10 (51:56):
I'm gonna be on dressing the trope, and if I
find out you they put my mama dressing in the
trainsh it's gonna be some and we're gonna set that house.
I'm not playing with you. This what's so funny to me?
I'm gonna call ain't killing were on this comas condon,
Ain't none of them following up? The towerless are telling
us to buy. But now they're gonna set you'll stop up.

(52:17):
I don't even know your count I guess they sound
like he was kind of like you the bandes in
the world. But Ben, benjam My, I don't even know
your rest I'm telling you now, I'm not playing with you.

Speaker 13 (52:29):
I'm telling you. Anybody heard my mama feeling it gonna
be something in this and I'm telling you a y'all
gonna be y'all coming down now. But I'm funding y'all
out one.

Speaker 12 (52:41):
I say something else to you.

Speaker 13 (52:43):
I wish you would.

Speaker 12 (52:44):
Did I tell you what else? They were saying? They
wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your cousin
Sheila got me the prank phone call.

Speaker 13 (52:58):
You come.

Speaker 12 (53:07):
You're about to make?

Speaker 13 (53:08):
You said, oh, give it wasn't going to be.

Speaker 10 (53:16):
Because I was gonna have my brother's work.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Y'all play.

Speaker 13 (53:23):
Was gonna be cancel.

Speaker 12 (53:24):
Man. Got one last question before I let you go.
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land Morning show?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Come on, get the Baby King?

Speaker 12 (53:40):
You played yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Right there right there acting you say something halfway funny,
y'all live all da. That's all right? Hey, baby, until
I saw I signing them.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
Then you wait too.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, so you just ask for this every day, Tommy,
you want to do it every day? It's oh yeah,
it's gonna be in the contract.

Speaker 8 (54:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (54:08):
It makes you sound like that movie you start in Insecure,
Remember that? Hey, Hey, hey, hey, pranks all right? Coming
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Speaker 1 (54:51):
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Speaker 3 (54:53):
When there's something wrong with you, you usually the last
person to know it. Everybody else you know you're in
denial about it.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
To admit it.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I mean, we got it on the show.

Speaker 9 (55:08):
We'll say this right here before we even I go,
I go down the line, and nobody saying nothing.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
To y'all this morning, and I'm not for it this morning.
I said, I said like.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
That, okay, and I can't okay, yeah, and I can
am okay, go ahead. Sure has never thought of herself
as bullishie and I.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Still we all have that's okay.

Speaker 7 (55:33):
So she's saying she's in denial about her book.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
I'm just mean, see my family say that, A family
say that?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
That's anyway.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Else?

Speaker 7 (55:46):
Come on, well color, yes, wretched hood.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Not any of those things, not just tie cutting, busting windshields.
Guides it under the word a legit. Yes, yes, you
have no. We all see Steve Harby Morris Show coming
up right after that.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for the
Strawberry Letter for today. If you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey
FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
We could be.

Speaker 7 (56:31):
Reading your letter alive on the air, just like we're
gonna read this one right here, right now.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Bugler, hold on tight. We got it for you here.
It is Awberry Letter.

Speaker 7 (56:41):
Did you hear me talk?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Oh? I heard the fact that I get to do
my intro.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Is you here?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Because when he not you, I mean, when you not you,
you don't want me saying nothing.

Speaker 7 (56:54):
You don't like me?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Certainly you mean you mean, you mean don't want you
saying nothing like now when she's to be reading the letter, you.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Don't like me?

Speaker 7 (57:03):
Listen all right, subject, we have a big problem sys.
Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been divorced for four years and
my seven year old child is caught up in a
dysfunctional mess with me and my ex husband. After my divorce,
I found out that my older sister was having an
affair with my husband. Throughout the divorce. She was my

(57:27):
rock and I turned to her for advice. Since she's
been divorced three times, all of the signs were there
that they could have been messing around, but I was
going through hell, so I didn't notice. My sister had
started calling me at work a lot, and I thought
it was to check on me, but I found out
later that she was making sure I was at work

(57:48):
so she could be alone with my husband in our bed.
When it all came out, I felt so stupid. It
seemed as if my husband was relieved to give me
the detail. Well, fast forward to present day, my sister
lives with my ex husband and they are planning to
get married. This has torn up my entire family. My

(58:11):
son knows that his mommy and his auntie don't get along,
but he does not know why. He constantly asks me
why his auntie lives with his daddy instead of me
and him living with his daddy. All I told him
is that his auntie hurt his mommy really bad. I
have never said anything negative about his daddy to him.

(58:33):
He's too young to understand. I have told my ex
that our son does not need to stay with him
right now because it's confusing to him. My ex is
so very nasty towards me and still has no remorse
for what he's done, so he insists that he gets
weekend visits visitations. For four years, I've been bitter and
angry and want to hurt both of them. Someone mentioned

(58:56):
counseling to me, but I need a little more than that.
I need my life and in my son's life. How
can we move on from this and be happy? Wow,
you're a really good person to not have, you know,
done something physical and violent to both of them. I
must tell you some sort you know even if it's

(59:17):
at a low level, some sort. I mean, I really
have to commend you for that. I'm a person, I'm
a woman that has two brothers. I always wanted sisters
because I always, you know, just wanted that closeness. She
could be my bff, we could bond all of that.
But clearly this is not the case in your situation
with you and your sister. I mean, she's ratchet and trifling,

(59:40):
she really is. I mean, calling your job to see
if you were at work so she could be with
your husband and your bed. Now she's living with him.
You divorced because he was chead. This is just awful.
I mean, and I can imagine how this has torn
your family apart, and he doesn't seem to care your
ex husband. What affect the has on your seven year

(01:00:01):
old son. That's really where your focus should be. How
is he going to come out of all of this?
So to you, I got to tell you you got
to be strong right now for the both of you,
because this kid is confused. Okay, so Daddy's not living
with us, Mommy, but he is still in the family
because he's living with Auntie. Now, can you imagine how

(01:00:24):
confusing that is?

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
For a child.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
And then your ex husband wants visitation on the weekend,
so he's going to be over there still with his daddy,
your sister who now might be his stepmom slash auntie.
I mean, the confusion and craziness of it, of all
of this. But you know, he's going to find out
she's been divorced three times. He's going to find out

(01:00:48):
why in just a few short minutes he will be
I'm sure ex husband number four when this is all
over with, because she is trifling, she is ratchet, you're old,
their sister. I mean, of all the men in the world,
she goes after your your man, your husband, I mean,
and right in your face.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, but how do you get through it? This is
a tough one right here.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
I'm gonna have to tell you if you can, yes,
I want you to go to some counseling for sure,
for sure for you and your son. And this is hard.
You're gonna have to try to find it in your
heart to forgive them in this situation, because that's one
of the cleanest ways you can move on with your life.

(01:01:34):
I mean, that's hard. If you can. You know, I
didn't say forget, but you're gonna have to try and
forgive them if you can. That's what I have for you, Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
All Right, before I read through this letter, I want
to make this statement right here that nothing I'm about
to say is what I really want to say.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Nothing. Nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
You want to cuss, don't you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
It's not so much to cuss, but you do.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Though.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
What I want to do to the both of them,
I can't say on the radio or recommend. So let
me take this approach to this. This woman's been divorced
and she's got a seven year old that caught up
in this dysfunctional mess her ex.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Husband after your divorce.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
After the divorce, Now this is after divorce, you find
out that my oldest sister was having an affair with
my husband. Okay, so now you found this out after divorce.
This is your saving grace in this whole thing that
you found out after you got the divorce. God spared

(01:02:45):
you knowing this during for a particular reason. And you
turn to her for advice because she been divorced three
times and she did something to make you think she
was Okay. When I come back, I'm gonna tell you
the grace and all of this that you have there
is an upside.

Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
Okay, Steve, hang on, we'll have part two of your
response coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour.
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Around
the holidays. It's hard to find the right gifts, but
you know, it's even harder getting the right gift. But

(01:03:24):
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(01:03:45):
Stop by your local Verizon. All right, Steve, come on,
let's recap today's strawberry letter. We have a problem sis.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
This woman been divorced four years, got to seven year
old child who's in this dysfunctional mess husband. She found
out after the divorce, that found out that her oldest
sister was having an affair with the husband that you
got the divorce from. Now, there's a reason why you
didn't know this during because that would have been gut wrenching.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
I'm pretty sure it is now, But at least you
got the divorce.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Now, during the divorce, she was your rock and you
turned to her for advice, you know, because she been
divorced three times. I don't know what advice you get
from somebody that's been divorced three times, except especially when
you're going through a divorce, except.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Just how to get through divorcing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
That's the best advice, Especially when you find out that
all the signs that were there that they had been
messing around, but you didn't notice.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Your sister was calling you at work.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
You thought it was a check on you, but you
found out she was making sure you was at work
so she could be along with my husband.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
In our bed. Okay, now that's trifling. Let me tell
you what's wrong here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
You have discovered after the marriage that two of the
most despicable, trifling people were.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
In your life.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
You had a bad husband, you got a bad sister,
and it's led to a bad situation. These two people
right here are the worst of the worst. The blessing
is you got a chance to get away from one
of them. Now, the problem with siblings is you don't
get to pick them. You're born with them. Because your

(01:05:39):
sisters don't mean you have to be friends. You and
your sister are not friends. Now, Shirley said, a good thing.
Shirley said, you have to forgive. I don't know how
you forgive this right here, but you do have to
move on from it now. When it all came out,
you say you felt stupid, and then it seemed as

(01:06:01):
if my husband was relieved to give you the details.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Well, number one, he had been living a lie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
So giving you the details also was to make you
feel a couple of things. Number one like something was
your fault, and number two, it was your sister's fault.
See dudes that open up about stuff like this, it's
to say to him, some of this, if I hadn't
been around in this situation with you and your family,

(01:06:30):
it were half of it is your fault and the
rest of it is your sister's fault. Now fast forward
to present day. Your sister lived with your ex husband
and they planning on getting married. How you think that's
gonna work? As surely pointed out, she'd been divorced three
times and she then slept with her sister's husband.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
What type of blessing you think fit to be on
this mess? Right here? Thank God you out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
See, oftentimes when God pulls us through stuff, we mess
up by that back in the stuff. Well, now your
son is another problem. He knows that his mommy and
his auntie don't get along. Well, that's cool, you can
explain that. Quit taking him over there. He constantly asked
me why has auntie lived with his daddy? Though that's

(01:07:15):
a little bit of trouble. And if he's seven, he
going to school, somebody else gonna ask to instead of
you wants to know instead of why you and him
don't live with your daddy. I told him that his
auntie hurt his mommy really bad. I've never said anything
negative about his daddy to him. He's too young to understand.
I've told my ex that our son does not need
to stay with him right now because it's confusing to him,

(01:07:38):
which is a true statement. But now he has no
relationship with his father, which is probably worse.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
So I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Since this has caused some confusion in him as to
why his daddy is staying with his auntie and not
staying with him and his mama, that confusion is going
to exist whether he's his dad or not. But him
not seeing his father he needs that. He may not
be a good husband, he could be a good father.

(01:08:10):
Though my ex is so very nasty towards me and
still has no remorse for what he's done. Well, he's
nasty towards you because that's a defense mechanism. He got
to be nasty towards you because you have every right
to be nasty towards him. But kindness kills babies. Or
if you were to just be kind to him and

(01:08:30):
his ex wife, him and your sister, it would kill him. Now,
it's gonna take a lot for you, and I'm not
sure you the person that has that, because for years
I've been bitter and angry and I want to hurt
both of them. See, somebody told you that you should
go to counseling, and you really should, because you need
to talk over this with somebody to discuss your feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
But I need a little more than that. Well, the
only thing more than that is God.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
See, And the one thing I'm gonna tell you, some
old people say sometimes you got to let go and
let God.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
God.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
You gotta take this situation that you're going through that's
bigger than anything any of us have for you, and
you got to turn it over to God. I ain't joking, man,
You really got to turn this one over to God
because you need peace in your life. And I know
no better way to get peace in your life through
a relationship with God.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I don't know a better way.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
It's my peace in my life and in your son's life.
How can we move on from this and be happy?
You move on to it because He got you out
of it. Stop dabbling in it. You got to play
the game now, Okay, this is your daddy boom and
separate yourself. You gotta get to that point that you're
gonna lose your mind. You need counseling and you need prayer.

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Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
So Thanksgiving hosting mistakes you don't want to make now.
Check these out. Whether it's your first time hosting Thanksgiving
or you've been doing it for years, you can learn
from the mistakes of Thanksgiving paths. Number one topping the list.
If it ain't, don't fix it. This means don't use
Thanksgiving to test out new recipes. Just stick to what

(01:11:07):
you know. Just stick to what you know work, all right,
Basic dressing, the mac and cheese, all of it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
To do list so we can get to the real
this year.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
Okay. Number two, Tell guests what to bring, and be
very specific.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
If you tell them to bring whatever they like, you
could end up with twenty five bottles of wine, a
gas station package of cheese and crackers. You know you
never know what you're gonna get. You just never know,
So be specific when you tell guests that keep the
kids entertained and mess free, all right, make sure of that.
No slime, no legos, people walking stepping on you know,

(01:11:48):
hurting themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
You know those will end up everywhere.

Speaker 7 (01:11:51):
And the last one. Only allow people who can really
cook in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
First of all, don't bring a thing we don't need.
You don't need, We got all it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:03):
Second of all, don't bring no containers, empty containers for
you to take something back.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
You ain't taking nothing back because you ain't bring nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
But to bring nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:12):
For thirty third, you're leftover.

Speaker 12 (01:12:15):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
You are only allowed one to go plate. And when
you put the fall on top of it, it must
be level, no valleys, can't be no mountain and then
wrapped up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Yeah, here go another rule.

Speaker 11 (01:12:36):
You can't get a second plate to everybody eight see
you back in their folk call the Jordan ain't got
here yet.

Speaker 9 (01:12:44):
Okay, okay, okay, here there. This is how you know
when the first football game is over. Your time here
is over?

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
What you're putting them out. Yeah, that's it. One game
you one game that it's two games on Thanksgiving. I
think it's three. You go nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Be in here cutting on this sweet potato pie to
big Mama, say so, yeah, just be in here cutting
no pie. Big Mama ain't told nobody to cut the pie.
Cutting the pie for here, the pie cutting tie.

Speaker 7 (01:13:23):
Angry things?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Give me true you want for the kids?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Kids is easy?

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Six y'all behind down, that's it. Get up, just get up.
We're fixing the kids plate.

Speaker 9 (01:13:33):
They don't fix their own plate, and they're gonna eat
all of it or we're gonna whoop you go.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Instance, We're gonna stop making that ragged yello mole. Don't
Nobody won't it, Yeah, yello mo with the milk in it,
don't Nobody won't shut over the.

Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
Thanks guys, angry Thanksgiving. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Millions of Americans will be traveling by air
for Thanksgiving this year, and the TSA expects to be
X raying a lot of bags containing turkeys, side dishes,
and desserts. Okay, but while Unester may be allowed to

(01:14:18):
carry her famous sweet potato pie on the plane. There
are some food items that need to be checked with
the rest of the luggage. Okay, So here's a list
of Thanksgiving dinner items. Okay, cannot be one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Person to be listening to this in particular.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
I don't know what you say, but if for Sean McDonald,
this listener, I want you to pay attention to this list,
go ahead, shirl.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
Anyway, this is a list that you can carry on.
You can carry on baked goods like dressing. It has
to be cooked, of course, baked mac and cheese. Any
kind of meat can be frozen, uncooked, cooked, and seasoning.
These are all solid foods, no liquids or jels. Now
here's the list the items that you must check in

(01:15:02):
your checked baggage.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
Gravy grave that, yeah, got to have it, go back,
it'll need to please. Cranberry sauce, cranberry got.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
To have God, hell, but I need whole berries. Though
you don't like it, now, cranberry, I like that?

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Can I like that ocean spray? Can you don't like
I like that ocean spring? The whole berries eat the
other if it ain't nothing left, but I would prefer
the berries.

Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
Okay, All right, liquor, liquor, gotta put that in your bag,
Gotta check check that anything else you guys can think
of that you can't care looking on.

Speaker 9 (01:15:52):
Me to be close to that ghibli grave and that
bottle break and mess up and we cannot mess up
that ghiblit grat.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
One of your baked goods is listen to me carefully.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
If one of your baked goods and sweet potato and
punkin pie comebine, don't even pack it. I'm just telling you,
don't even This is personal advice for people I know.
Oh okay, don't nobody like that combination. It was a
bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
It was a bad idea. If you the person that
make the yams and you're putting.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Marsh roast marshmallows on top of it, keep yours at
the house too, Yes, calin.

Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
What about the greens?

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Do I pack the greens or bring them all the plane?
Because you know greens on the flight they got to
go under. You have to freeze that too. Got yeah,
but greens thought out, ain't they good? What about the
potato setting?

Speaker 9 (01:16:58):
Oh, put that in your backpack. That's got to be
in my backpack. I'm not letting that out of my.

Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
To the house.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
That's a solid, but you're gonna have to be careful.
Everybody can't make Yeah, it's Steve Robin Martin show man.

Speaker 11 (01:17:19):
Listen man, ask you this. It's why you say God
did it again? You keep saying it every day. You
keep saying that over and over he did.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
He woke me up.

Speaker 11 (01:17:27):
Got another opportunity. Well, how do you handle somebody's about saying,
how do you know it's God?

Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
It could be me doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Okay, keep on thinking that. You know, I'm not really
good at the witnessing part. Yeah, I'm more of a
witness through example and a witness through you know, you
look at me and see how good God is being.
But if you're defiant to that, I'm not really the
best Christian for that because I don't have time. I

(01:17:54):
just really don't have time to address a person that
thinks it's them and not God.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
I really don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
I'm not gonna get into a debate with you about it,
as I oftentimes see people do. That's just not my
strong suit because me personally, if you don't believe in God,
I think you a fool.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
I think you're a complete idiotic fool.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
I think you're an imbelcome but then I'm pretty sure
if you're an atheist, you must feel the same way
about me and other people.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Who believe in God. How can you believe in this
unseen power? How can you believe in this? I got
a lot of proof.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
But if you think I'm a fool and I think
you a fool, like I said on Piers Morgan that time,
I just don't think two fools ought to be standing
around talking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
After you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:18:52):
All right, So a woman with a handyman husband has
come up with a very clever way to earn some
extra money. She rents her husband out to other women.
Her husband is excellent handyman skills, and she knows a
lot of women who don't have someone as handy around
to fix things in their homes. So she created get

(01:19:12):
this rent my handy husband. She did this for about
forty four dollars an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Okay, this is what you can do.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
Her husband can come over and take care of any
household projects that need to get done. What kinds of
jobs do you think this man is doing? And these
other women's houses for forty four dollars an hour anything else,
I'm just you know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
What, I'm just going out right. There's a lot of
I don't know, a lot of women that are gonna
send their husband over know.

Speaker 7 (01:19:46):
The woman out just don't know at all.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
I'd like to see the guy though, you see.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, look like I'd like to see the
guy and me and the women that you know who
just be a handyman service though it could very well
be there.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Yeah, and how did they go off for forty four
an hour?

Speaker 8 (01:20:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:20:07):
Come over and take care of any household projects that
need to get done.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
I got my own handy man. I got one myself. Okay,
changing lights built if you know how them lights deals
up there?

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Hey, I'm not hold hold hold on, rich boy, Rich boy,
y'all missed that. So you got a handy man live
at your house to come and fix all.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
You We gotta go. We'll have more of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after
we'll play around it. Would you rather right after this
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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I and Amazon. It's time now for a rounded. Would
you rather Would you rather work as a cashier on
Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year, or
would you work rather work as Santa in the mall?

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Oh cashier? Cash Why not Santa sitting on me, peeing
on my leg all day?

Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Yeah, kids, I don't really like other people.

Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
Kids.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
So now I ain't gonna be good at center. Let
me go and be this cash register.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
I'm I can make some money on the registery.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Make money at Santa?

Speaker 11 (01:21:51):
Yeah, Junior, No, I'm gonna I'm gonna be a cashier.
I'll be a cash here, Okay. I can't wait for
the fights to break katt and I'm gonna get there.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Ain't no much money they're gonna lose at that stuff, man,
he goes, ain't gonna non.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Next, all right?

Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
Would you rather sweet potatoes with marshmallows or candy yams?

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Which one candy candy?

Speaker 12 (01:22:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Alright, let me tell you so, y'all, And let me
tell y'all, y'all sweet potato people, marshmallow y'all stop.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Okay, who're asking us food stuff? You don't get to y'all.
Stop what.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
I give your opinion.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Okay, call it, that's fine, but y'all need to stop
stop mellows on that. That ain't attracted my give my
little marsh sweet tato, candy marshmallows, all right, stop doing that.
Doing that.

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
It's regular candy jam.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
That's white folk recipe. Stop is not wed Yeah people, sugar,
cinnamon and butter.

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
I don't forget the yeah, all right. Would you rather
be a caddy at the Masters or water boy at
the super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
It's not being no water boy cad caddy at the Masters?

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
Man, Well, you're at the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
About water boy? Some about that boy on the end
of it. A whole lot of people some water.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
I'm not doing that. I want them clubs at the Masters.
Man got somebody that's winning it too?

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Yeah, with that white jump on.

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
Oh yeah, all right, would you rather take a winter
road trip with no heat in the car or no
seat belt?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
J I'm gonna have to go with no seat.

Speaker 8 (01:23:55):
I have to go with.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
A win and they'd dive he ain't got that heat
on it?

Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
Yeah, first of all, it's winter. Let's start there. Which one, Steve?

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Oh, no seat belt? I ain't gonna hit nothing no more?
You said no seatbelt? Yeah, no seat belt?

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
Yeah gotta have Yeah? All right, guys, thank you. That's
today's round of would you rather? Coming up next? It
is our last break of the day, and we'll close
out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey
right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
We grew up with no seat belt on call?

Speaker 7 (01:24:32):
Hell yeah, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
You can give a couple away and get yourself one too,
or you can keep them all to yourself. No one
has to know. Stop by your local verizons. It is
our last break of the day. It's been a good day,
fun day.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
So I just want to share something with you for
my closing remarks, because I want to talk to people
who are not finding joy and waking up in the morning.
I want to talk to people who are not living
the life of excitement that they like to live. I'm
talking to that person, and it's a lot of them.

(01:25:37):
If you've lost your enthusiasm for life, if you're not
waking up excited to wake up, if you just you're
just intodulgums, you find yourself in the rut.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
I have some advice for you. Have some good news.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
You can stop feeling dulgums the life like your life
is indulgence. You can stop feeling like your life is
in a rut. You can stop waking up on the
wrong side of the bed. You can stop waking up
and not being excited about waking up. Because I want
to share something to remember when you were a kid

(01:26:13):
and Christmas Eve came, you could not sleep man in
anticipation of what you might get under that tree. I
remember when it was time to take a field trip
in school the night before, Man, you could not wait
to wake up and get down there because you was

(01:26:34):
going on the field trip.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
I remember, Man, when they.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
Moved gym to first class, I couldn't wait to go
to school so I could go to gym. It was
the one one class I was guaranteed I was gonna
get an A in because I just gym physical education.
So that's because I woke up with the expectations. All
of people have lost that as they've gotten older. Wake

(01:27:00):
up unenthusiastic about waking up. People wake up in the dulgeums.
People wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
People wake up man, just like they. Life is in
a rut. I have a solution for you. If you've
lost your enthusiasm and you don't look or expect anything,
that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
It's just like when you were a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
So if you've lost your enthusiasm for waking up, it's
because when you're waking up, you're not looking for anything.
You don't have anything that you're expecting. You think there's
nothing on the other side of this daylight called morning. Well,
I have a solution for that. Since you used to
be so excited at Christmas. Used to be so excited

(01:27:47):
on the field trip. Used to be so excited to
go on a date. Used to be so excited man,
to go to this class and had this little girl
or this little boy in it. So excited when you
were by to buy your car, so excited when you
was These are things, man, your first game, your first

(01:28:07):
sporting event, you played in, the first time, you cheered,
you so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Here's what you do.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
You should wake up in the morning to see what
God has for you. Are you listening to me? You
should wake up in the morning to see what God
has for you. See, she used to be enthusiastic because
you knew what was gonna happen. You thought about what

(01:28:34):
you get for Christmas. You thought about the field trip,
You thought about that new bike, you thought about buying
a car, you thought about the date. Well, God gives
you this gift every day he wakes you up. He
gives you a brand new twenty four. That's an incredible
gift to get every day, y'all. And the reason he
gives you that gift when he wakes you up is

(01:28:56):
because He's not through with you yet. I've said this
a thousand and times, so if now, if you can
understand this, start looking at it this way, that God
is not through with you yet. How about this, how
about when you wake up, you wake up to see
what God has for you. I promise you, if you

(01:29:17):
start waking up with the expectation, the enthusiasm to see what.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
God has for you, it'll change the way you wake up.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
I do it all the time. I wake up to
see what God has for me. I wake up to
see what God gonna do for me. And this is
for everybody. This ain't for the well off. Are the
people who are overly blessed. All of you are blessed

(01:29:46):
if you still here. But you got to change the
way you look at this gift call tomorrow, this gift
call this morning. Man, you have to wake up to
see what God has for you. If you start waking
up to see what God has for you, guess what's
gonna happen. He gonna show you, He gonna give it
to you. But if you don't live your life in

(01:30:07):
expectation that there is nothing to expect. All you got
to do is change that. Man, wake up to see
what God has for you. That a change your position
in life. Those are my perfect Mark, I hope you
got something from you. If you did, we'll do another
next tru. Okay, okay, talk to God everybody he'd loved to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Hear from you.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
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