FULL SHOW: The Pastors, Sista O'Dell, Strawberry Letter: My Cousin Owns The Carwash - 11.24.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Don't given them black the million bus buss things, and
they listening to.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Show.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I want to joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Love. Turn you gotta turn.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Turn.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Turn the water of the mony, capo.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Look me.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Come come out you think that? Uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Got a radio show man doing something with it too.
Get a mission. Get a mission man, get a purpose,
get a higher calling.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Be about it. What's this all for? What you're waking
up in the morning? For Get at it today one
more time. Get a mission, Get a purpose in your life,

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find that higher calling of why you are here?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Be about it? What's it all?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
For?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Get at it today now, Steve, you're making some some
some some big statements here. Uh huh yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
But oh you know I'm gonna clean it up for you,
don't you Cause you know I don't just throw it
out there without without the how two part. See the
how two part is usually where most people stop, they
tell you this, what you gotta do is, what you
gotta do is what you gotta do. Then they don't
tell you how to. That's why I don't. I don't
get off the boat right there.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Now.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
If you're trying to figure out if you're trying to
get your life a mission, and you're trying to figure
out the purpose and what the high calling is, and
you want to be about something, and you're trying to
figure out what's it all for, and you want to
go get at it today, here's the trick.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
God knows. God knows the answer to all those questions.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
He knows what your mission in life is. He already
know what your purpose is. He already know what the
higher calling is. He already know what you got to
be about. He already know what is all for. He
already know what you need to go get at. God knows,
you know why. He knows because He created you. And

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God created all of us with a purpose in mind.
In regardless as to how we were created, we were
all created with the purpose in mind. He got a
mission for us, He got something he wants from us,
he got something he expects of us. He has a
life of abundance prepared for each and every one of

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us that will lay claim to it. Now, if you
don't want that, then gone and start making decisions on
your own, possibly like you have. Now, let me ask
you something. Since you've been making all the decisions on
your own, where you at, where you at with it?
How you feel about it every day? How locked in
on your mission are you? Are you on a good

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purpose plan you know? Do you feel like your life
is in a higher calling? Do you know what you about?
Do you have an understanding of what it's all for?
Are you up every day going and getting at it?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
See?

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Come on now, So now I'm asking you if you've
done this without talking to God or without checking in
with your creator? Can you answer all those questions? I
can flat I'll tell you you can't. I know for
a fact you can't because you can't know how good

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your life can be, and you won't have a life
as good as you want it to be until you
have connected with the one that created you. You better
understand this one now. Please understand this ain't Steve just
over here ranting and raving. This is Steve after having
years of figuring this one out. But it's all in

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the Bible, it's all in holy writings. But you know
I ain't got time for that. Don't go to church
like I'm posed to. Don't read the Bible or the
scrolls or the Koran or whatever your faith is.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
You don't read all that it's in that though. It's
in there.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
But we're humans, so we go get at it the
way we see it. Let me tell you what happened
to me. See while I was getting at it the
way I saw it, or to be got at You
understand me. When I was defining my purpose, when I
was creating my own mission, when I was laying claim

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to what my calling is in life, let me tell
you what I was doing. I was deferring. I was
deferring the abundance that He really had for me. I'm
just now listen to me. I'm just now getting at
it for real. So I've been working towards it all
my life. I didn't know it though, But see, because

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God is so merciful and so full of grace, he
allowed me to make all the mistakes I made, And
then when I finally came to him, he said, all right,
now I'm gonna take all of them is to tell
you how cold I am.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Now this this God. Now I'm gonna tell you how
cold God is.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
He takes all the mistakes you made, all the failures
you made while you was making your own decisions. He
takes all of that and uses them as valuable gained
and learned experiences. And he takes that and allows you
to be who you are today. See God, God ain't
gonna let you forget what you did. But here's something

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cold too. He ain't gonna let what you did go
for noth Oh what.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
You say, see, See that's what's cold.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
See all the mistakes I made, every lie I told,
every traumatic experience I went through, I put anybody through.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Any time.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Man I was out there tripping trying to justify it
as right. He said, all right, okay, But now because
of my mercy and my grace, what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna allow all this to happen. You're gonna
waste a lot of time, you gonna forfeit a life
of abundance that you could have been and had.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
But I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
take all of that and I'm gonna turn it into
some good.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
So I'm gonna let all of these lessons that you've learned,
all of these hardships, all of these moments are despaired,
come back and you'll use them and you'll wear them
on your head like a crown.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
You gonna it's gonna be jewels in your head.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Man.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
I'm gonna take all of that stuff and make you knowledgeable.
I'm gonna take all that stuff and make you wise.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Man.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
I'm gonna take all of that stuff and I'm gonna
put it in your mission. I'm gonna take all that
stuff and make that a part of your purpose. I'm
gonna take all that stuff and create that to be
a part of your higher calling. I'm gonna take all
that and let you be about that right there. I'm
gonna take all of that, and i'm gonna let you
find out what it's all been for. I'm gonna take

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all of that, and with all of that mess you've
made of your life, I'm gonna let you now take
all that and go get at it.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
See, but that only happens when you come to God.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Because God is the only one that knows what you've
been through and how to take what you've been through
and turn it into something to help you get through
what you're going through.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Hey, the only one can do that.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
Ain't nobody else like him. There's nothing like him on
this world available to you. Man, So quit tripping yourself out,
get over there and talk to God. Man, quit wasting
your life like I was doing.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Stop.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
I'm telling you He'll let you get at it, and
can't nobody let you get at it like him.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
All right, let's right here listening to the Steve Show.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Mississippians, Alabamians, Georgians, New Yorkers, Californians, Arizonians,
people straight out of Cleveland. Yeah, we don't even do
stay in Ohio. It's just Cleve. Let me have your

(10:26):
undivided attention. Uh again, It just really it's reoccurring.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
He's so good at it. God is so good at
what he does.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
It happens so flawlessly that you don't even know what's happening.
And he just keep doing it over and over and
over and over and over and over and over again.
Creates these new days, these new opportunities, these new moments,
these new blessings.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
And I'm not I'm not gonna let.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
It go by without saying thank you, Father, appreciate you
to time to day and for all you've ever done
for me. Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry callar for real,
Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend of Nephew Tommy Jr.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Man?

Speaker 7 (11:13):
Let me talk to you about this guy. You know,
I mean, you know my my grandmother used to say
this man, My gumma used to say that as much
as you brag on God, God brags on you too. Now,
un can your imagination?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
What did you think God is.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Saying about mister Harvey?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
What do you think? I don't I don't really want
to come on. I'm just hoping he just I just
want him to forgive me.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
But I'm just father. For man, he's ragging on me.
I done woo out just forgiveness things so bad. I
think what he probably gonna say is, yeah, I think

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he probably gonna be saying, well, he do come to me, he.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Do ask for forgive, he repent.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
He he'd be like, you know what, you know, mister
Harvey take care of them boys for twenty some years,
mad on his ranch. Look what Steve out.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
There doing Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
See, Junior, I got an offset that though, because stuff
don't nobody see. That's what I'm concerned about. This, This
is the moments in the dark.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Man, you know, Man, I just.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
I tell you one thing though, Man, God then brought
me through some unbelievable times.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
You better talk.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
Yes, boy, he done got me through some. I faced
some insurmountable odds.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
And one.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
I've been kicked so hard when I've been down that
I stood up anyway. That my head was bloody, but unbowed. Boy,
that God, I know. All I can say is thank you.

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Whatever he's saying about me, thank you, thank you. I
don't know what he's saying. I know what I'm saying
about him.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
All right, thank you. Lord.

Speaker 8 (13:40):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from the pastors with a word.

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Let me clear, my soak. Yes, we no need wasting time.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Hell, I ain't no introduction necessary, Not in lois.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Who are me? And I mean who I mean? And
he are who he are? Thank you? It sounded so small,
my lord, my loafer.

Speaker 9 (15:04):
Calling if you need Yes, come on d Paster this
morning we are going to the Book of Old J's.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
The Book of Old j O Lord, one of my
favorite books. Yes, if you look.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
At the fifty chapter, second verse, it starts with back stabbers.
That's where it starts, Paster, and the word says, right there,
come on now, it said at the beginning.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
What they do?

Speaker 9 (15:38):
They smile in your face all the time. They want
to take your place. The back stables start.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Right there, Yes, smiling in your faith, Yeah the whole time,
try and take your plate.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Do you know who they are? Everybody got one backstare?

Speaker 9 (16:03):
Read all you fellas who have someone and you really care.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Or stop right there.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
I'm trying to get the attention of a select few
a mens who has a woman's reading.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
And then it's all of you fellas who better be
away out stop right there. The wont that has been issued?

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Yes I have I have your attention now. Yep, there's
all of you fellas who better beware read. Somebody's out
to get your lady. A few of your buddies they
show look shady. Stop right there, Yeah, take your time.

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I think we've narrowady done. Mm told you that somebody
out to get your lady.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Fuel your fellow show looks shaded to me.

Speaker 9 (17:11):
Three blades are long clinched tight in their fists, aiming
straight at your back, and I don't think they'll miss.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Stop right there, blade out knife cut you in the
backstamp backstabber.

Speaker 9 (17:28):
I don't think they're gonna miss here. They came read
all the time. They wanna take your place. The backstabbers
stop right there. They ain't in it for no other
reason than to win it.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
A few of your fellas is out to get your
lady or a few of your fellas show looks shady.
They got knives aim at your back. Clinched in their fist.
Lord hen mercy. I don't think they're gonna.

Speaker 9 (17:57):
Miss getting all these visits from my friend, my friends talking?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, he now what they.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Doing to me?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
They come to my house again and again and again?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Stop right there? I keep getting all the visits from
my friends. Don't you know? They come.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
To Hello again and again and again and again. Want
to know what they want?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Read?

Speaker 5 (18:43):
So are they? So?

Speaker 9 (18:46):
Are they there to see my woman? I don't even
be home, but they just keep on coming.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Stop right there?

Speaker 8 (18:55):
You know?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I hate them? What are you over here for? I
told you I was at barbershop getting your hair cut.
What is you over there for? You know I'm down here.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Admiters getting my transmission, looked at you over their fall.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I told you I was out of town on the
bed in the trip. What is you over there for?

Speaker 6 (19:24):
They keep coming to my house again and again and
again and again?

Speaker 9 (19:31):
Read What can I do to get on the right track?
Un wish they take some of these knives out my back.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
I don't know who need to hit it, but I'm
coming for you. This is a message for all of
you fellas who have some more and you really care.
Somebody is out to get your lady. Yeah, and a

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few of your fellas look shady.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Ain't say you want to know what's happening behind your back.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
A few of your fellas got knives clinched and they fish,
and I don't think they'll miss they coming from your back,
deesus backstable.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
From the book of old Jays. They't come.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
To my house.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Again and again and again and again again, all and
on and on and on.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
I'd have told you a thousand of time. I'd have
said it to you. I told you I was down and.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Mine getting my transmission fixed. I told you all that
the barber shot.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Why are you over here?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
You know I went to the grocery store. You know
how long I'll be going.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I told you I was down in.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
The arrows playing cards, But you went over there anyway.
You know it's poking night, and you know I ain't
at the house, and you over there because you're supposed
to be a poking knight too.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
What are you doing over there with these knives in
my back?

Speaker 6 (21:09):
Your backstabber, low down streak and no good jigaboo free
in the mind.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
You your black.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
I'ven'na hurt somebody. Let me catch over there again, that's
the word. We don't get your back backing the stab
and stab.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
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Speaker 8 (22:15):
In entertainment news, that Steve Harvey Morning Show Turkey Give
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that's what I said. We'll tell you what's being stolen,

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and that's all coming up. Yeah, right now, it's time
to ask the COLO.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
We'll get to it.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
Same thing they've always stolen all right, ready, Colo, here
we go. This is from Starlin in Oklahoma City. Starlin writes,
my husband is begging to downsize, but can barely stand
him in the big house we live in now. I
don't think we'll survive in a smaller home because he
doesn't respect my space. How do I tell him that

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I don't want to move into a smaller house?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Wow, Well, don't you just tell him what you just
told us?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
See how that goes?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
He can't move?

Speaker 6 (23:19):
Lets you go, hello, downside. You're talking about like into
a tiny house.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
She didn't say a tiny house. She said a smaller house.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Then what she said?

Speaker 6 (23:33):
And she scared because he already don't respect her privacy? Well,
you move in that tiny house. I got news for you, privacy. Oh,
I have been in the tiny house. That tarlet is
way too close to the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Here we go. I ain't never seen the tiny house
with two tilets. He's just one as somebody gonna be
in there when you in the kitchen. Wow, don't do it.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Don't do it, don't do it. Don't downsize. I'm not downsized.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
But she doesn't like him in the big house. So
she's saying she's really not gonna like him in the time. Well,
the smaller house.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
It ain't the house, it's him. She don't like him.
He can stay across the street. She ain't't like it
if he come over.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
All right.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Moving on to Odell in Flint, Odell writes, I'm turning
sixty in December, so I'm throwing a big house party,
and I'm inviting all of my so called trifling friends
that my wife hates and has said she doesn't want
them in her house.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Is it a night of good old fashioned fun and
weed smoking? Worse? Is a night of that wor it's
a fight with my wife?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Your question? Yeah, good for nothing? Trifling friends?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
So called?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Right from if they trifling, why they're your friend? Why
why you want them in your house?

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
His wife doesn't?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
And then your wife said, no, it's her house. Brou y'all.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
I don't even know how you think this's fitna be
a night of good old weed smoking fun.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
You know, I ain't never smoke weed, so I'm not
an expert, but let me let me just assume this.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
You know how high you got to be to have
somebody over the house and like them that you don't like.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Weed. You got to smoke to start liking a person.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
But his wife hates them and she doesn't want them
in the house.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
You know how much weed? Your wife don't have to
smoke to start liking These people?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
A disaster waiting to happen, it is.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
But this don't make no sense at all. Why don't
you just have a sixty? Do you have any decent frame?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
I think he was high when he wrote this, Yeah, smoky.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
Look, I'm from generation so I have friends who smoke
wheed and they know that I've never done it, and
it's just amazing to them that I still don't smoke wheed.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
It's nothing in it for me. But I'm not fit
to have no already, I don't like you and you
coming to I don't have people at my house.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Ain't happening, no high energy.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
That.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
Yeah, it's too much. Yeah, so it's not worth the
fight with his wife though, all right. Moving on to
Carissa and Newark Colo, Carissa writes, I kept my best
friend's new dog. I opened the garage door and he
ran out. I didn't find Yeah, I didn't find the
dog until right before dark, and I didn't tell my

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friend about it right away. She's mad because I didn't
call when it happened. Is her anger at me justified
or not?

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Question?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, I don't know why.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
She told her, if you come back, your dog at
the house, just like I didn't exhausted.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
But he at the high the fact that he been gone.
What was we tripping on that folk?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, he been in the streets, went up the street
to haller at that poodle and it got late.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, that's crazy that she would tell.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh, well, see, I don't do none of that. No,
don't get me.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
I'm not keeping your dog. I don't want the one
I got, so please don't ask me to keep yo
keeping your dog. Man your dog got out? She lucky
it wasn't in my house, because the story would have been,
man opened the garage or that dog shot right out
of there?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Did you go get him? I didn't know where it
was going. I didn't know where he was. I left
the garage open.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
I went on went to work, thought he was going
to come back.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Yeah, I had a presentation at the job, so I
left the garage though, in case he wanted to come
back in, and he never came back. Man, your dog crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Wow, So when you were driving to work, you to
see the dog anyway? This is really bad. Steve not
a dog.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
When he shot out the garage, he went the other way.
I go, I'll go out your driveway.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I make it right, so you couldn't. He made a
left to try to look for the dog.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
You couldn't do that. I left the garage open for
him to come back.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
He doesn't live there. He may not know where to go.

Speaker 10 (28:41):
Clearly the dog had somewhere to go, or he didn't
like you. He was trying to run away, had the dog?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
What was the last time you feared the dog and
gave the dogs?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's why I opened the garage. I guess he wanted.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Worried.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Never let Steve keep it done.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I thought he's going down there. I thought. I thought
he knew a dog up the street. They were gonna
have breakfast together. I didn't cat it. Yeah, shot, I said,
man running half breakfast with it.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Boy, that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
I don't have been barking that night.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
I don't know what they said each other, so I
know when that dope went over it, I thought he
was going over there, straighten it out.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
But he ain't come.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
This is really bad. Never let Steve watch.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
That's the lesson here.

Speaker 8 (29:31):
Okay, last one, King and Miami says, my wife went
through my phone, so a photo of me and my
ex we were in high school on the picture. So
there's no reason for my wife to be mad. My
mother sent me the photo, so I saved it to
my phone. How is this picture a threat to my wife?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
How? How did they say how old they were?

Speaker 5 (29:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
But I mean this is back when they were in
high school. When when the picture came about?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, I know, but see how old are they?

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Know?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
No, he doesn't thank you?

Speaker 11 (30:01):
Wrong?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Wrong? Yeah, because because if day twenty it's a problem.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
No, No, they're whaled.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Isn't twenty ten year reunion coming up? She told me
she's gonna be there.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
That's you know, hey, if it's close to the reunion time,
she called and wanted to let you know she was
gonna be there.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Oh boy, all right, thank you, Cella.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
It was such a cute girl, you know, always thought
y'all was good to catch.

Speaker 8 (30:28):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
Harvey Morning Show. All right, Dave, we need a drum
roll for this one.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Please.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
This year, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show, Yes us, we are doing
our sixteenth annual Thanksgiving Turkey gif.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yes, I don't know we were doing drum roll was
sixteen years.

Speaker 8 (31:05):
This year we've added an additional seven thousand I said
seven thousand more turkeys and have given out over one
hundred and twenty thousand turkeys over the past sixteen years.
We are happy to do this for the Steve Harvey
Nation every year, and we want to shout out our
top markets that are participating.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
This year.

Speaker 8 (31:24):
We got to say thank you to WBLS in the
Tri state area, to WVAZ in Chicago, w das Steve
and Philly Billy, Yes, k r NB in Dallas, w
WA MJ in Atlanta, w h U R in DC.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Home that's right, WMXD in.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Detroit, Detroit ninety two point three mix.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Yeah, and one of our newest family members, k y
i Z Ncattle. Thank you guys for all your help
to get the turkey is distributed in your markets. So
and congratulations sixteen years.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Wow, that's a long long time.

Speaker 11 (32:09):
Every year you can count on us to give back
to our listeners, those that are less fortunate, all of
these cities all around the country. Thank you for listening
to this radio station, this morning show, making us number one.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
We appreciate you and we are grateful for you all. Yes,
thank you.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
Well, since we're talking turkey, I gotta ask a couple
of questions. How do you guys prefer your turkey's cooked?
Do you like it oven roasted, smoked, or fried? Fried?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Here?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
All of these all the I know you like.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
See take a long time smoke a turkey.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Okay, so that's out for you.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
I like fried, oven roasted. But Fridays of late the
more winning winning combination. Friday is just better, more moisture
in the turkey, get the injection stays in, the better
it seals, the flavor and better. And Butterball has a
Butterball and Master Bill both have turkey fries that make

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it almost fool proof.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah. That that that that's that's I still got that.
That's what it was good.

Speaker 8 (33:18):
You love frying turkeys, that's your thing during the holidays.
So how many how many turkeys will you be frying
this year?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
We got people over at the house.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
How many.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
About five or six? Thirty people. How you need six
turkeys for thirty people?

Speaker 9 (33:38):
No, No, I don't need that many people. Get me
the fry turkeys for them. Oh how much you charging?
I don't charge nobody nothing. Drop your turke off and
don't drop it off frozen. Okay, thank you? Your turke
off on Wednesday night?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Frozen.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
Come on, man, me and gah boy when you come
back here Thursday. You didn't have a frozen turkey.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
You're not gonna even go through it to see.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You got to throw that turkey out, no matter what
you're gonna do to it.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
That ain't ice cream.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Okay, So Tommy, you know the fried turkey I had?

Speaker 8 (34:20):
Obviously it wasn't good because everybody talks about how great
fried turkeys are.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
And you caok, Shirley can't cook. Where did you get
joe turkey from? She did it?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
No, I didn't do it. How dare you insult you with?

Speaker 6 (34:43):
Let me ask y'all something. Have y'all ever eaten anything
Shirley has made? Anybody have fun?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
I had, Monica? What did you make? What did she make?
What does she what does she make?

Speaker 5 (34:58):
What?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I don't know what she's saying spaghetti. Are you saying spaghetti?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Surely can't make no spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
A lot of crystal hots out, surely.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
Can't make no spaghetti that takes multiple steps. Surely, let
me ask you a question. Surely, let me ask you
don't know? No, I want to ask you questions. Go ahead,
when you bail the spaghetti, how long do you bail
the spaghetti?

Speaker 8 (35:27):
About seven or eight minutes? Gets al dente tilli, gets
l dente.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
In the box.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Have to be an artist or some who.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
Yeah, Dante, yeah right.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
The noodles are right, Yeah, they get cooked.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Right.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
You don't want them too soft? Yeah, you don't want.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Them so you want Yeah, that's okay. That's what you
didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
The chefs on the show didn't know that, say, Dante,
we call it done.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
This year idente yes, okay, So Shirley, after you, after
you do the noodles, then what do you do?

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Then?

Speaker 8 (36:18):
I'd strain them, you know, take them out, pour some
cold water on them, put a little olive oil, you know,
and put them back on there, and then put the
sauce on there if I want, or you can have
the sauce and the spaghetti separate.

Speaker 9 (36:31):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Question.

Speaker 8 (36:34):
No, No, if you want meat sauce, there's meat sauce,
you know, like yeah, if you some people, I can
make it.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Some people have it without meat sauce.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
Huh, you know, ju some people some people don't have
meat and it sometimes it's mayor and now it's like
some people can go some well, some people can go
outside without a coato.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I've wanted to know about the fried turkey.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Dente bias coming shut up?

Speaker 8 (37:11):
Learned a new word coming up in twenty minutes after
the hour, What do you want for Christmas this year?
That's what we're gonna find out when we come back.
Right after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. Around
the holidays, it's hard to find the right gifts, but

(37:32):
you know it's even harder getting the right gift.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
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Speaker 8 (37:43):
You get the latest phone with a new line on
my plan and a brand new smartwatch and tablet, no
trade in needed. You can give a couple away and
get yourself one two, or you can keep them all
to yourself.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
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Speaker 8 (37:57):
Stop by your local Verizon. So Junior I've got some
great news for you. Okay, well really all of us,
but Junior, I know how you love Macy's and Macy's
Black Friday deals are here.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I know that's your favorite story.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Yeah what that guy go on?

Speaker 8 (38:15):
I know we all we all have a lot of
shopping to do this year, and we can do it
early and get the best deals on the best gifts
this season. Macy's has fifty percent off select fifty products. Yes,
come on, up to one hundred and fifty dollars off
select appliances.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Who.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (38:36):
The Macy's Gift Guide can help you match gifts with
the people on your shopping list. They're curated gift ideas
for under twenty five dollars, under fifty dollars, and there
are even luxury gifts.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Yes, Steve do Macy's sale fences.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
You can shop Mazy's Black Friday Deals now through the
twenty ninth this holiday. Let Macy's be your guide to gifting.
Shop at Macy's dot com slash Gift Guide.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Okay, Junior, Macy's this is so Junior. What's the last
thing you brought out of Macy's.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
I bought a short set back in September there. I
got a three or short of the I was out
there for the funeral. I had to get some clones
right in the Mason's knocking that.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Funeral. No, just you know, I was down there for
three weeks.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
I ain't pack enough clothes.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
So just go right to Macy's.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
Man, you ain't got you ain't got to do nothing.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Just walk in again. When you buy a short set
and you short? How short is the shorts?

Speaker 5 (39:35):
See? Man?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Right there?

Speaker 7 (39:36):
You can't say nothing to you.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I'm just curious, but well, what kind of short set
did you buy this?

Speaker 6 (39:44):
You know?

Speaker 7 (39:44):
You know they got tops and bottoms, you know, some
simple you know. Yeah, wonder I got me some different
shoes to where well, you know, put my fists again.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
That's all brand. We're branded. What brands? Ralph Lauren got
a brand in there that I got a brand in there. Yeah,
whatever you want. Wait, you bought some shoes at Macy's.
How about a bunch of stuff and that?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Let me tell you something with me, what you need
to do?

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Can you just come on go in here. You don't
know why you're running from it.

Speaker 11 (40:13):
I went to Macy's this past saturday, got Tasha and
I we got some boots, we got sweaters, we got slacks.
We went in there and did we had seventy bags
leaving out of Macy's there like, okay.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
In there to day too. Could I get in Macy's though?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Underwear? You can get under.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
You said anything?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
You won't?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, okay, but just tell me what I want in Macy's.
Let's say you.

Speaker 7 (40:45):
Want some watches. You know, you get your nice watch
out of Macy's.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Jewelry, Steve, you get jewel Colo. Yeah, every.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
You ain't seen his watch.

Speaker 9 (40:59):
You ain't been down I've been down there in there,
through there, but I haven't seen them watches though.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
All right, guys, we do.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
They have the closing the store. They got a whole
furniture the department if you just want to get some furniture.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
All right, guys.

Speaker 8 (41:15):
Thirty four minutes after sister, don't you go too long.
You're listening hard morning show. Well, ladies and gentlemen, as
promised sister, odell, lord.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
My lord, my lord, my lord.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Good good mornings.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
Everyone's hell specially shout out to the lady that called y'all.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Last week emailed and don't like me.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
Yeah whatever.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Here what I mean?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
And all your glorious.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
In order to get some, you got to bring some.
So come down here, Sweetene.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Are you what do you say?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
You call it and hate on me. You ain't got
no radio, shame CALLI and hate on me. I got
it for you.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Come on, well, you can't read the comments.

Speaker 11 (42:18):
That's what people tell celebrities and everybody else online.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Don't read the comments.

Speaker 11 (42:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Worry well, would you read it to me? Fault?

Speaker 8 (42:25):
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Worry about it, sister Dale, they I don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
I'm gonna do somebody.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Come on down.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
I do like the laws say you aren't to others
as you would have him do unt you, so this
must be what you want, so come on you. Yes,
my wow gow Well.

Speaker 8 (42:42):
Sister, I did want to ask you about this story
that's been trending about these new age grandmothers that have
tap twos, they have breasting plants, they're getting facelifts. They
are the grannies that don't want to be called granny
or grandma. The comments on the post range from get
a granny to no one will recognize them in Heaven.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
What do you think about these new grandma's, these new age.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
What did you get in the breash all implants ful?

Speaker 8 (43:09):
Well, I mean I would think for obvious reasons. As
you get older, you know, your gravity takes hold.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Now you got breash stand enough. It ain't nothing else
standing no where are your stomaching.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Well, I mean that's your stomach down.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
There between your thighs. And now you got two breasts
up here. You look all soon them.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
You gotta stay sooner.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Sweet, when as time is up, you got to give up.
You can't push them up. You got to let it go. Really,
that's all sweet. To get at age, not to shoe size.
That's what you got to do.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I thought.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I thought as you got older it was good to
you know, to fight it, you know, to exercise.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Most people don't have the money.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
To continue to fight. Oh okay, so you can't just
get one thing done and don't do nothing else.

Speaker 8 (44:03):
Well, speaking of that, can I ask you? I know
it's personal, but have you ever had any work done?
Because you look good, sister, tell I ain't.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Never had nothing done?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Oh you age something else, you know, and then had them.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Husbands and ain't had nothing done?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Wow? If you could, would you have something done like well?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
You know, I mean you know Thomy tuck would have
been nice or a makeos out?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Now, huh the mommy makeover?

Speaker 5 (44:34):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Sweetie?

Speaker 5 (44:36):
You know.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Look perturbed, but say it cal you offended?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Look what is a mommy makeover?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
You know where they go in and do the life
old Tommy tuck and they may give you a breast
lift and it's like a body read fresh, you know. Yeah,
get all that done.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
The white women.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yet black women can get everybody racist?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yeah you do. You know a black woman that hadn't
done it?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I know one that would like to have it done.
Holly you.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah, mommy, you want a mommy make up?

Speaker 5 (45:17):
Well?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
How much is they?

Speaker 8 (45:18):
What?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
What is they costing these days?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I'm sure it's expensive. I don't know, it depends you
think what you want?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I know, moniicy, No, she don't.

Speaker 11 (45:27):
Probably about twenty five thousand, twenty five thousand.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Oh yeah, you're not finna get that, Tasha. Yeah, he's
gonna all that.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Twenty five thousand dollars, y'all get a new range roll?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
What year would that one?

Speaker 9 (45:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (45:44):
I don't care when it is, but what we're gonna do,
We're gonna pull up and look good. Then you get
out and just be be yourself.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Hey man, I like it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
What about? Oh have you too late?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Too late? All right? I don't think y'all got a
longest ship that y'all can put me.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
On, cause you're in and out, Thank you, Sister Hotel.
Coming up next, it is the Nephew in today's prank
phone Call. Right after this, I'll need you some prank time.
Oh man, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

(46:26):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is my cousin.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Owns the car wash. We'll get into that, find out
what that's all about.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
Just heal you, Yeah, because right now it is time
for the Nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what
you got for us? I think everybody should be able
to have their desired food. Whatever they want to eat,
they ought to be able to get it delivered to them.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
What y'all think?

Speaker 9 (46:53):
I mean, that's that's normal now, door Dash you can
do that and Fuba eats food deliveries whatever.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
You don't you think everybody would be able to get
what they want?

Speaker 9 (47:01):
Sure, but why not if you are you know, let's
just say, you know, you you you, you did a
little you know, you'd have made some mistakes. I think
if you and Angola you ought to be at order pizza.
You know what I'm saying, sir.

Speaker 7 (47:14):
Excuse that's like the prison time.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Know.

Speaker 9 (47:18):
Hey, this is pizza delivery right here, pizza delivery.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah, I live in a gated community.

Speaker 12 (47:25):
Come on, let's go, you know, pizza man, I help you?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Zay you for me?

Speaker 12 (47:32):
Please?

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Yeah? All right?

Speaker 12 (47:36):
Okay, So about that, sir? Can I take your order pizza?
You want ten pizzas?

Speaker 13 (47:42):
And what kind of quest was.

Speaker 11 (47:43):
That going to be?

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Like? I need.

Speaker 12 (47:46):
You took up on me?

Speaker 14 (47:46):
Please?

Speaker 5 (47:48):
I need six cheese pizza, six cheese pizzas on bed crush?

Speaker 12 (47:53):
What kind of cuss was that?

Speaker 11 (47:54):
Again?

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Been being ten six?

Speaker 12 (47:59):
And see these thin crust pizzas? And do you want
any other topics on that car?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
No?

Speaker 5 (48:05):
I need two meat lovers?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Was that again?

Speaker 13 (48:09):
Do you stick up a little bit?

Speaker 12 (48:10):
I'm really having a hard time hearing you.

Speaker 13 (48:12):
I need two meat lovers two, yes, two lovers pizza?

Speaker 12 (48:19):
Okay? And what kind of quest would you.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Like on that? Sirt? Uh? That's thick thick crust? You said?

Speaker 12 (48:24):
You want a thin crust on that sick so I'm
having a really hard time hearing you. Can you speak
up for I need.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
I need to meat lovers with thick.

Speaker 13 (48:34):
Crust, good crust. Okay, okay, all right?

Speaker 5 (48:38):
And then the lastest two veggies on thin crust, two
veggies veggiees that jeeves veggies.

Speaker 12 (48:45):
Two veggies, two veggies.

Speaker 13 (48:47):
On the three cust.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Do y'all deliver to do y'all deliver to gated gated community?

Speaker 12 (48:55):
Can you work for a second for me to start okay,
Sorry about that hurt?

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (49:01):
Can I get your phone numbers?

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Three four two Dad six eight nine.

Speaker 11 (49:07):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (49:08):
I heard three four two Dash six eight nine, but
I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can I
get an area code or no?

Speaker 5 (49:16):
My number three four to two Dad six eight nine.

Speaker 12 (49:18):
Okay. I need to get the whole seven digits and
the area code so that we can put you in
a computer to try to find your location.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
I told you my number. My number is three four
two Dad six eight nine.

Speaker 12 (49:32):
Okay, okay, sir, let me get my manager on the phone.
Excuse me, she's giving me like six numbers. I may talk.

Speaker 13 (49:43):
I'll take care of it. Sir, how are you doing?

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Hey? How you doing?

Speaker 13 (49:46):
I'm doing great?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
All right. I order ten pizza, six cheese pieces, two
meat lovers, and two vetchies. I'm trying to see if
do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community.

Speaker 13 (49:55):
Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
all the time. Let me just get a number for
you and a address, right my number?

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Three four to two Dad six eight nine.

Speaker 13 (50:04):
Sir, that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,
Eric Cole, plus your seven digits, Okay, I don't.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
I don't. If you just leave it with the guard,
he'll make sure I get it.

Speaker 13 (50:14):
No, So I don't think you're understand. I need to
have a phone number where I can call you. We
can go in and out of the gate. That's not
a problem when I guess.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
I want to. You can't go in and out that gate. Listen,
you can't go in and out that gate, sir.

Speaker 13 (50:28):
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Can you speak up some Okay, I'm trying to get
ten pizzas delivered, and you just drop it off with
the guard, So.

Speaker 13 (50:35):
I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver the
pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's getting
the pizza, right, I'm delivering it, but he gonna.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
He gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm cool with
the guard. He gonna pay you.

Speaker 13 (50:46):
Okay, Where are you? Where are you? Lokay, let's do this.
Where are you locate?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
I'm in and Gola and Gola and Golac and where's that?

Speaker 13 (50:57):
Where's that? Goola and gol.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Y'all don't know where I'm in.

Speaker 13 (51:01):
Angola and Gola, Louisiana.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
The penitentiary.

Speaker 13 (51:05):
Huh, So we can't deliver pizza to Ala penitentiary.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Look, I ordered ten pizzas from her, six sixteen pieces,
two meter lovers and two bags. Look, I can't be
on this phone too much longer.

Speaker 13 (51:16):
Listen, sir, I know what you're saying, but we're not
delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located? You
got to call somebody. We're in Dallas, but you gotta
go somebody in Angola, Louisiana.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Look, I'm trying to get these ten people. Look, I'm late.

Speaker 13 (51:31):
I'm nothing to go back and forth with you, exactly,
and I'm not gonna go back and forth with you
either we are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay, wow,
because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers
pizza to people in the penitentiary.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
People in the penitential can't want a pizza, No, sir.

Speaker 13 (51:47):
They cannot. We do not deliver to the penitentiary. And
then we're in Dallas. Do you know how long it
would take to get pizza to Angola?

Speaker 5 (51:54):
I don't give But let me tell, okay, who the manager.

Speaker 13 (51:58):
That I am the manager speaking with the manager.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
What's your name?

Speaker 13 (52:02):
Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm
the manager.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Okay, let me say this to you, since you the
manager there. If I don't get no pizzas here tonight,
when I get out, in three years, I'm coming down
now and I'm gonna you up.

Speaker 13 (52:15):
So you three you're talking to you ain't gonna meet
up in three years.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
I won't be here.

Speaker 13 (52:20):
But matter fact, I just might stay here for three years.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
So when you come back, let me tell you something.
If y'all don't bring the pieces of this penitential and
get it to the guard before he get off work,
then but it's gonna be round here now. In one
of these ten pizzas and everybody on the cell block
is waiting on them.

Speaker 13 (52:34):
Sir, don't I don't care about you and yourself on
your cell block. You are in the penitentiary and I
don't even know why you calling. Are you on my phone?
This is a business, okay, and I have a job
to do. I am not delivering pieces still penitentiary.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
So y'all discriminating about where y'all bring pizzas at.

Speaker 13 (52:48):
No, we don't destoyminate, but we ain't located in that
gold unless you're gonna give me some betrol for I'm mestro,
I ain't coming.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Let me tell you something. I want you to remember
these number three four two dad six eight nine. If
you see that ray painted on your house, on that
pizza place, then you know my then got out and
I'm looking for your three two dad six eight nine.

Speaker 13 (53:09):
I don't give us about three two six eight nine
and seven four three. What I'm saying is, yes the
grass if you come up here in three years and
guess what, don't drop the soap. Thank you're talking to
That's what I said.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Who just think you're talking to?

Speaker 13 (53:23):
Let it get off my phone?

Speaker 5 (53:24):
I got I got one more thing to tell you
before I get in three years. He's the last words.
I'm gonna say that.

Speaker 13 (53:29):
Yes that you're listening here, I'm listening. Say what you
gotta say.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
This is Nestew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girl friends got me to pray for call you.
Oh my goodness, you dropped me.

Speaker 13 (53:45):
You got to be Freddie kiddy Man.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Oh my god, oh god, this is Nephew. Tell me.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
And there you have it, all right?

Speaker 9 (53:59):
Okay, to be able to get a pizza day one one. Okay,
nice gated community with guards and stuff. Yeah, give it
to the guard.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
What's your phone number, sir? My number is three three
nine six one two. That's my number number. Shirt.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
That's really crazy.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
And that is the your stupid dose for Monday morning.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
All right.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
That's good for y'all. Nice little old sprinkling of.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Stupid.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Yeah, yeah, we appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
From Is anybody on this show getting it it?

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Still?

Speaker 7 (54:43):
Anybody getting in it?

Speaker 5 (54:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I ain't getting I'm not getting it collected?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
You get it?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Collect calls from prison, I've.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
Got so I mean to take them.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Oh you decline them, you have to. I already know
who we're from.

Speaker 7 (54:56):
You know he knows why he and that I know too,
So what we're talking about? You know why you're in there.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
I know what I'm taking the car?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Is it a fact?

Speaker 7 (55:06):
Okay? Your probation ain't coming up yet?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
A family member, Junior.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
You don't need no lawyer right now, you'll need no
hell right now. You got fifteen year before you need it.

Speaker 9 (55:20):
Pizza, Manizza, Who is it, Junior?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Just a real uh?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
That's keep it as I was ten, I'm forty.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
What that tea.

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Strawberry letter subject. My cousin owns a car wash right
after this.

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Speaker 1 (56:50):
Subject. My cousin owns the car wash.

Speaker 8 (56:53):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a twenty nine year old hopeless
romantic and I got married too quickly to a man
that I barely knew. Now all of my family is
in my business, and I'm so disappointed in myself. I
met a man that's from another city, and after we
dated for a few months, he came to visit me

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and never left. He quickly got a great job and
he got settled in. He has a friend in town,
so he's usually hanging out with him or he's at work.
I never suspected he was cheating on me until three
days ago when I found out that he's had sex
in his car. My cousin owns a car wash and

(57:35):
he specializes in wheels and detailing leather seats. My husband's
escalade is his pride and joy, so he gets it
washed often. I did not know he was going all
the way across town to get his car washed until
I got a call from my cousin's wife. She said,
my husband has brought his truck to the car wash
a few times, and he's always got interesting stains and

(57:58):
pieces of weave all.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Over the truck.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
My cousin figured out that it's my husband after he
saw a business card in the truck. See, my cousin
wasn't invited to my wedding because he is on the
ghetto side of my family, so he didn't know my husband.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
I just hate that.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Before my cousin's.

Speaker 8 (58:16):
Wife called me, she called my mom and told her
that my husband has been having sex in his truck
and getting it cleaned. Afterwards, I asked my husband about
the rumor, and he threatened to fight my cousin and
out him as a liar and a bad businessman. I
assured him that my cousin is not the one to

(58:37):
be played with like that. If my husband is not cheating,
why would he be so upset. I don't see my
cousin hating on my husband for no reason, since my
family knows, can my marriage survive this? Well, you really
don't have much of a marriage to survive anything. You know,

(58:57):
you guys don't even spend a lot of time together.
Said he's over at his friend's house or he's over
at work. It sounds like your man is cheating and
everyone knows it. Your family is messy, and you are right.
Your cousin's wife didn't have to blast the business to
your mom. But you said yourself that you barely know
this man. I mean, you barely knew him when you

(59:18):
married him. He's probably doing what he normally did when
he was single in that other town, but you didn't
know him then, so you don't have anything to compare
his behavior to. And when you asked him about it,
he didn't deny it.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
He didn't say.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
Absolutely not, no, he didn't blah blah blah blah blah.
He didn't even try to lie. He just didn't deny
it and said he was going to give your cousin
a beat down. It looks like your husband is cheating.
Not if he's cheating, like you wrote in a letter, Steve,
that's what you need to wrap your mind around. Your
marriage is in trouble, and I don't see how you're

(59:53):
going to get past this one. Let's see what kind
of lies can come up with for this one, Steve.

Speaker 6 (59:59):
Well, I don't think has really got to be no
lives because I just analyze this letter properly. I mean,
let's go through this. Times has this circumstance. See we
deal with circumstance. Okay, watch how we do this. This

(01:00:20):
woman says that I'm a twenty nine year old hopeless romantic.
I got married too quickly to a man that I
barely knew. Now, I don't know if this is the
definition of a hopeless romantic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
This is not what this is. I think this is
called crazy. This may just be crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
You might not have nothing to do with you being
a hopeless romantic at all, because you married a man
you didn't hardly know what what they got to do
with it. And I'm so disappointed in myself. Now all
your family's in your business. You say, you say you
met this man from another city, y'all dated a few months,
came to visit me and never left.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
That didn't sound st That doesn't seem strange.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
To you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
How can a man come from another city visit you
and never go back? Where where he work? Where he lived?

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Where his house?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
What's what's his least payment?

Speaker 11 (01:01:19):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
What's he ain't got no lease? No way?

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
What how you just go visit and then don't go back.
That's not being a hopeless romantic. Something's wrong with this.
He quickly got a great job, okay, settled in, He
got a friend in town. He usually hanging out with him,

(01:01:44):
or he's at work. Then the lady said, I never
suspected he was cheating on me intil three days and go.
Now here's what this whole letter is about. My cousin
owns the car washerton and then I don't know why
she threw this in here. He specializes in wheels and
detail and leather seats.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
So you got a car washed.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Everybody got a car wash, wiping seats and doing wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Everybody with a car wash.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Anyway, My husband's escalade is his pride and joyce, so
he gets it washed often. Here's another precarious line. I
did not know he was going all the way across town.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
To get his car washed. What what difference do that make?
Where he get his car washed.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
What.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
Maybe it's because it's a great car wash. Remember your
cousin special lines in wheels. He went over there for
a specialty. And all of this was going good until
you got a call from your cousin's wife.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
And we come back. I will tell you what's with
this whole letter?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
All right, Steve?

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
Hang on for part two of Steve's response, coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter,
subject my cousin owns the car wash.

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Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
The car wash before I do this letter.

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
I've noticed a trend in Shirley and I's responses to
these letters. If a man is accused of cheating, if
a man has circumstantial evidence about cheating, then my partner
in crime, who we are supposed to give our own
opinions and separate, looks at this ninety eight percent of

(01:04:26):
the time, gonna ride his to the police station and lock.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
His up for cheat.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Absolutely, and in this letter there was no difference. But
I have several problems with this letter.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
So after she calls herself a romantic, hopeless romantic, meets
this guy, she barely news.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Guy believes town one time, comes to visit her and
never goes back.

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
That's odd. He gets a job, quickly settles in. She's
embarrassed by this because now she met him. She marry
a man she hardly knew in the family, all up
in the business, and so everything is going right, and
she had no suspicions of him cheating until three days
ago when he took his car to a car wash
that specializes in wheels and leather seats. Okay, we got

(01:05:08):
that right.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
She gets a call from her cousin's wife. Now, this
is where the letter takes a turn. She said that
my husband bought his truck to the car wash a
few times, and he's always got interesting stains and pieces
of weave all over the truck. This is what your
cousin's wife said. You've never seen the weave in the truck,

(01:05:32):
and you've never seen any stains. Okay, that's just a fact.
So we're going based on what your cousin's wife told you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Now, listen to this.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
My cousin figured out that it's my husband's after he
saw a business card in the truck.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Now, and then here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
See, my cousin wasn't invited to my wedding because he's
on the ghetto side of my family, so he didn't
know my husband. This is very important information. She didn't
invite that side of the family because they ghetto. Okay,
then she says, I just hate that before my cousin's

(01:06:11):
wife called me, she called my mom and told her
that my husband has been having sex in his truck
and getting it cleaned afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Okay, how she know that, y'all?

Speaker 14 (01:06:24):
I mean, really, the stains in the weave, the steams
in the weave, that the wife ain't never seen you
just said they get on you and invite them to
the wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Now I'm gonna show you something else in here that
gets a little crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
So that's because they didn't come from to the wedding.
They didn't get no listen to this.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
I asked my husband about the rumor, and he threatened
to fight my cousin and out him as a liar
and a bad businessman, as he should. I assured him
that my cousin is not the one to be played
with like that. Now this is good information because you
just said you didn't invite your husband to the wedding
because he ghetto.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
To the wedding because he ghetto, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:07:09):
And so now this is a fair warner. If you
go over there and fight the dude that on the
car washing, go get your whoop. That's stuff what this
is about.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Get your whoop.

Speaker 6 (01:07:20):
But now she's saying, if he didn't cheek, why is
he doing this? But I assured him that my cousin
is not the one to be played with. Why would
he be so upset. I don't see my husband hating
I don't see my cousin hating on my husband for
no reason, since my family knows can my marriage survive this? Now,

(01:07:44):
I think you know that your family on that side
is messy, and this water has speculated they had some
stains and weave in the truck that you've never seen.
And now you ain't invite us to the wedding. So
you must thank you all that in the bag of chips.

(01:08:06):
So now let me show you that you ain't all that.
And I'm gonna tell your mama he was having sex
in the trunk.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
How you know that what stains?

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
But see, just because she didn't see it, does that
mean that it didn't happen?

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
But so then you're gonna en your marriage based on that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
She has? She has.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
What stains?

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Sureley the stains that the cousin saw in the back seat. Yeah,
she didn't specify. She didn't specify because she's messy. Yeah,
they're message.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
But see though, let me ask you something. So does
the cousin's wife work at the car wash?

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Well it sounds like she does.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Yeah, so if she ain't washing cars, how she knows
what's in the car? No doubt if he owned the cars,
call washing that his wife is out there washing cars.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I doubt that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
This reeks of hate for not being invited to the
web that see y'all ruining your Well, look, you married
the man too soon. The man might be cheating, but
you gonna end it on this speculation. You should have
ended it on something that you knew and not on hearsay.
And if you take that, if you took this to court.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
You would lose. I just want to tell you that
because you have no evidence.

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
You ain't seen no pictures of it, you ain't went
through his phone, you ain't got no text messages. You
getting a DNA report off of forensic science. Hell for that,
ain't even a forensic scientist. I don't think the man
might not be cheating at all.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Sorry, Sure, and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
He might be. Sorry, Steve.

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All right, it's time now for junior and sports talk.
Where you got junior?

Speaker 7 (01:10:56):
All right, sure, let's talk about you know, Thursdays, Thanksgiving.
You know, we have some game on Thanksgiving. These the
official games on Thanksgiving. Now we have the Packers and
the Lions. We got the Chiefs and the Cowboys. That's
a game that's gonna be a game. And then you
got the Bengals and the Rams. Those are the official

(01:11:16):
games football that's also gonna be on for thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Got a good record right now, right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
It's all good. Those officials who the games again.

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Yeah, official games. But let's talk about some of these
unofficial games that's gonna be happening on Thanksgiving at your
house because I know these games gonna be happening, Like
the over fifty overweight basketball game. That's gonna happen somewhere
and somebody, a bunch of over fifty old gonna go
outside on Thanksgiving and play basketball overweight and hurt they.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
I ain't doing it. I'm not doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
But I'm not doing it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
It'd be three to two for like an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
They don't never come. We're just sitting out here for what.
That's why I used to do to them there.

Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
If you're in high school at miss, that's what you did. Yeah,
sit out here all day.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
He go another unofficial game?

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
This the one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I mean, I can't wait.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
Everybody gonna have somebody to say this all hell, they
just said something to my child.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Hold on that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Game right there? Who you think you?

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
Who baby you talking to?

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
That game?

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Gonna get heated?

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Fan?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Who baby you talking to?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Not?

Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
The little you go another game?

Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
It's gonna be another game then have it on things Giving,
probably at your house.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
He got another game.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
I think they gonna be playing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Long me twelve hours. Don get on my feet.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
It's gonna be some begging on thirty.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
Oh, it's gonna be some borrowing Can I tell you
one thing? What's that you ain't getting on your feet
with twenty dollars?

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
They you know they gonna come around begging the whole day?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
What is all? Man?

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
You're gonna know the merch? He's gonnavigate it playing that.
It's gonna be somebody at somebody's family Thanksgiving dinner. Somebody
gonna go around asking for a ride all day. Who
cousin his dad or uncle is dad somewhere? Every oh
every year? Man say, man, come, come, come cook?

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Can you take me to the store. Can you just
run to what we just we got food?

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Hey, dog, don't Can you drop me off at the
house you live out of town?

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
God, this gonna happen the Unofficial Games, it's games. Don't
wait no Thursday for Thanksgiving. That's what I'm looking forward to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Cher, Thank you Junior.

Speaker 8 (01:13:42):
Coming up at the top of the hour, a mom
is jealous of her husband and sons bond and she
needs some advice.

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We'll get into it right after this. Yes, that's crazy.

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Less up. It's DJ cal This you boy, Chris Broth.

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So this is from Leonora and Alabaster. Leonora says, my
baby boy pledged the fraternity and didn't tell me anything
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it and gave him the money for everything. I prayed

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that my son and my new husband would get along
after we got married, but it didn't happen until now.
Would I be considered a bitter betty for complaining about
them keeping a secret? Or should I feel blessed that
they finally created a bond?

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
She prayed?

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
What are you complaining about? The what you had hoped
happened happened.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
It didn't happen in the time, and you wanted all
the way you want it, But it happened. The reason
your boy didn't want to tell you about it because
he didn't want to hear your mouth, so he went
to the man. The man when yeah, that's cool, I
work with you. Mad, thanks man, because I just really
mean a.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Lot to me. Now they the bonded. Now you mad
because your boy didn't tell you you was he wanted
to be in the fraternity.

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
You ain't in the fraternity. You can't pledge with this boy.
And you was gonna shoot it down and complain.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Lady, I don't even understand.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
You should go wow, oh so y'all did it like that?

Speaker 9 (01:15:25):
I understand that she would have made this pledge period
worse than ever if she didn't know the day in
and day bro So what blowing him up?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Day? What y'all? What they down there doing to him?

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
I ain't nothing. They ain't doing nothing down there. They
just pledged, and it's so different now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
So she should just feel blessed that they finally bonded
with what she prayed.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
For the boy and got in the frat.

Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
Okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:15:56):
Well we have time for another one. This is from
Breeland in Atlantic City. Brelin says, I got married and
she did, and you didn't mention she didn't you know
if the father was in it? Uh huh's a couple
of things. He probably is then I ain't gonna say.
All right from Breelan. This is from Breland in Atlantic City.

(01:16:18):
Brelin says, I got married and two months later my
husband ghosted me. He eventually told me that he was
in legal trouble, and he distanced himself to keep me
out of the mess, out of his mess. Our vows
say that we're in it for better or for worse.
Why won't he let me help him work through it?
Why won't he let me work through it with them?

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Because the legal trouble he in involved another woman.

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
Wow, that's easy, this legal No police, He didn't need
an attorney, none of that.

Speaker 6 (01:16:56):
No, no, no, this legal trouble he in involves another
woman and it could be very legal. But it's another
woman involved, and you're not gonna understand that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Well, no, she is none of this. Does she understand?

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
That's it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Is it a baby?

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
He's still married?

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
It's something very very legal.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Why did he marry her in the first place? Then?

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
Because he loved her? Love, but he has some legal trouble.
He can't be there. He has to be Yeah, he
got to be going.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Yeah, he got a ghost her. Yeah, it's a legal matter.

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
Somebody had to be at that hospital to sign that
birth certificate.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
It's a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
That's a legal matter.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Also also, uh huh, were trying to get this house
into receivership and it's out of town.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
I got be over here. It's so many things.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
This is crazy. This guy's a limitstick.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Yeah, it could be anything.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Listen, why not wait till all of this and then
marry her if he loves her?

Speaker 6 (01:18:14):
I do and told the insurance company that I had
a back injury and I'm bed ridden. I got to
stay at this girl's house in this bed because they
driving by checking on me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
I'm trying to get this check.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
This boy, this boy, this boy. Listen to me. This
boy is so much trouble. Oh wow, I mean this major.
Oh he in trouble. He in trouble. He done ghosted
his wife.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Yeah, after two months, after two months? All right, we
gotta go.

Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
Coming up at twenty minutes after, we'll have more of
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Right after this.

Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right.
This year is set to be a busy holiday travel season.
According to Triple A, eighty one million Americans are expected
to travel at least fifty miles from home between Tuesday
through Monday, December first, Tuesday tomorrow through December first. This

(01:19:15):
year's domestic travel forecast includes an additional one point six
million travelers compared to last Thanksgiving, setting a new overall record.
Ninety percent of the travel will be done by cars,
so everyone please please be patient and avoid road rage
for a stress free trip.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Anybody traveling this week or.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
No, it's gonna be some road rage.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Yeah yeah, I'm standing.

Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
So you can't have a flat time travel. You've got
to Turkey, what right, that's true? Okay, handle flat time?
You got that Turkey. You guys to get this time
fixed and you got star speed and you go get
you got to blow some homes.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Yeah, gotta leave early, got to plan your rap.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Well yeah, you can leave early. But if you have
a flat tire road rage.

Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
Somebody has slammed up in the back of you and
you got the mac of cheese in the trunk.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Out you stand, you stand, you swerve?

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
She swoved.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Now that jell o to slid off the tray.

Speaker 6 (01:20:21):
That yello mole was on that trail an the agnes
was holding it, and you swerved it, Tommy, And now
that whole yellow mola slid off the trails.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
On the float. Oh yeah, all yeah, holding, Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:20:34):
Happy Thanksgiving coming up with thirty three minutes after we'll
play around it. Would you rather right after this, you're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
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It is time now for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:21:21):
Would you rather curse at your wife during an argument
or ignore her while you guys are arguing?

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Are you gonna ignore her altogether? What will happen?

Speaker 6 (01:21:37):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, all of the and and as
Carla said, it's a two part argument.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Now who talking to all of that?

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
All right, let's stay on the exes.

Speaker 8 (01:21:58):
Would you rather be the day with your ex or
would you rather spend a day in a gorilla cage?

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
You can get cars.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Bringing, I'm bringing bananas, I'm bringing you called the first.

Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
First of all, if toy hand made it with the gorilla,
I know I got a shot.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
He spent a whole lifetime.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
And then yeah, I'm gonna be in there. I'm being
there working.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
That is terrible. You got that is so crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
You really know that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Right that loin cloth on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Clouds out, Junior, I'm gonna have.

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
So much liquid in that corner that I'm standing in,
probably ain't gonna tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Yeah, far, you always go too far?

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
All right, all right?

Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
Would you rather sleep with a dog in your bed
or call your ex to say hello?

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Come?

Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
They did a whole thing on Instagram about people who
allow their pets to sleep in the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
How the disease written?

Speaker 6 (01:23:18):
That is because your dog, you know, just the paws
alone where he been walking?

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Now he up in your bed. The stuff he been
rolling in, that's in his sperm. Man, they was doing
this whole thing. People see what they dog man? She said.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
The man said, unless you bathe your dog and thoroughly
disinfect his paws every night, you should never sleep with
your dog in the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
He didn't have to tell me that. My bear not
allowed on furniture. Nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
Bear is not allowed to jump up on you bear
has been went to school. Bet, don't jump up and
put his paws. I'm dressed and you done jumped your
lord dirt.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Would you rather be a pro golfer or be a
pro poker player?

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Golfer?

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
I wish, I went on, Yeah, you can win a
lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
All right, guy?

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
If I was a professional poker plot, I would be
so fair? Why send it to tables all day?

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:24:23):
Okay, all right, thank you guys. That's today's round of
would you rather? Coming up next? It is our last
break of the day, and we'll close out the show
with the one and only, the Man, the Myth, the Legend.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:24:44):
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Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
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Speaker 8 (01:25:12):
Stop by your local Verizon. All right, guys, here we
are our last break of the day on this Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
And it's been a good day. It's been a fun day.
We've had a good time. Steve, you want to close
us out?

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
No, not really, you know, Shirley, you know, it's Thanksgiving
week and I want everybody to trying to, you know,
be be aware of this week, and you know, be
be considerate this week. Thanksgiving comes, but once a year,
it's a holiday that I love, and I love what

(01:25:49):
I love. I don't won't listen to me. Okay, don't
come to my house with nothing you saw on Instagram
or TikTok.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Don't don't.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Oh my god, Oh you mean food.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
Don't come in here. Don't come in here with nothing
new or go a new way. I found this recipe.
You know, there's a lot of young people in my family,
a lot of millennials, and I just I don't know.
I just my kids and they friends and they are hey,
mister Harvey, want you to try this.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
I may eat this. Well, I'm not here to try it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
We don't try oh, thank you rude to the kids.

Speaker 6 (01:26:32):
We do No, I'm rude to my kids. They friends
whoever they bring over there. My friends got friends. That's
thirty twenty some years old. No, I'm nothing to listen
to me. Kid, don't try something on another day. Like
you come over one Thursday and you got something, you
try bring it on over. Thanksgiving is not the Thursday.

(01:26:53):
It's not the day to be playing with this food.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Uh, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
So what's this one side this that I guess you
can't do without? But thanks dressing?

Speaker 6 (01:27:07):
Dressing, dressing, and it's got to be right. Yeah, dressing
is not stove. If that's what you're doing, don't don't
come over here. Marjorie makes the dressing.

Speaker 11 (01:27:27):
So if you got turkey, mac and cheese, greens, yam,
sweep tato.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Dressing, dress, no dressing, there's no way.

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
There's no way, because I'm looking around the house because
I don't do no cooking. The only thing I've ever
cooked and contributed on Thanksgiving was the yams. Okay, because
I make some, I make the bomb candy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
I know what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
I commun yours you from marshmallow.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
See right there over to don't come over there with
no marsma don't come over there with him whipped. Don't don't.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
Don't blend them. I mind coming slices. Oh, okay, slices
and half slices, don't come in here. Don't don't put
it in chunks.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Slices in my family?

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Are you going to make that?

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
No, my daughter has learned how to do them. Lorie
does them really well, her grandmama's specialty. But Marjorie, mama
and Marjorie do all the cooking.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
We have a chef and he from uh, he from uh,
one of them.

Speaker 9 (01:28:53):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
He good?

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
He We got him trained. He made a lot of
mistakes in the beginning because they don't do things giving
in South Africa.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
No, you got a turkey from? Yeah? I got two
of them.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Turkey Now any more questions.

Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
That's important. We don't got to add that. But why
how I did do one time? And he did Thanksgiving
and one of the biggest mistakes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
He was a chef.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
What guy he was a chef.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Yeah, he was a chef. He didn't understand Thanksgiving. He
had a turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
How do you not understand things?

Speaker 9 (01:29:34):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
They don't. There wasn't no Pilgrims and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
No we but oh I got you, I got we
the only want to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Yeah, Thanksgiving over here they wide open. It's Thursday.

Speaker 6 (01:29:49):
Everything, no, no, And it's a one American restaurant over
here called Butcher and Steel.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
And the guy that runs and he from Kansas City.

Speaker 6 (01:30:02):
And a couple of Thanksgivings we've had our Thanksgiving at
his restaurant because he know how to do it, the dressing,
the turkey, everything, we've had it there, a couple of
Thanksgivings Butcher and Still he's a very good guy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
But it's some people. It's some people that don't need
to be involved in Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (01:30:24):
This dude came up man and said, I decided for
Thanksgiving you all would enjoy some grilled sea bass.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
I said, but where's the turkey? Excuse me?

Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
No, no, no, no excuse that anything hal some excuse me,
that's not a Thanksgiving response, I said.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Where's the turkey? Do you know this man did not
fix a turkey?

Speaker 11 (01:30:52):
What so you're you're you're all about tradition. Don't change
the menu for what it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Only happens year. What is you in here trying stuff?
For you to try stuff? Do it on Halloween somehow,
don't can.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Do it on uh.

Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
Fourth of July, but we don't have barbecue anyway. Don't
need to try something on fourth of July Labor Day.
Try it on holiday. Don't mean nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Okay, okay, so stick.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
Sat Patty's Day. Whatever you want to do Saint Patty's Day.
Feel free, but knock yourself out of you on. Come
in here with green chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Bring it in here. Ain't nobody for eating, but come on,
bring it in.

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
Hey, y'all talk to God. He would love to hear
from you today. Have a nice holiday, y'all. Don't try
nothing new this Thursday.

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