FULL SHOW: Things Steve Hates, Strawberry Letter: I Can Tell By the Smell - 12.16.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Ah, I sure will. Good onring everybody you are listening
to the voice, Come on, dig me now, one and
only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man, got a radio show.
Do you understand that I'm telling you? God been big
in my life. I'm not gonna kid you. I'm telling you,
and He'll do the same thing for you.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
God.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
God is a gentleman, you know. I want to I
want to point that out to you. God is an
absolute gentleman. He will not come in unless he's invited.
He don't just barge into your life. He gives us
the power of choice.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
You know.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
If you say you got it, I don't need you,
he lets you have it. If you say I need you,
come see about me.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
He right there. It's just a real simple thing, man.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself
into something, and please know I have.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I I was stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I thought a couple of times, well might not make
it past this one.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
But then if I don't make it past it, what's
gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
And then I held on to this little thing that
my mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes
some when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope,
she said, just hope it'll be all right, you know.
And what I've learned in my life is that hope
is the beginning of faith. Hope is just is their

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possibility out there for me. I show hope, something happened.
See hope. Hope is okay, man, Because like I say,
for me the where I've lived my life, hope was
the beginning of faith. It was just the idea. It's
just the thought that something could change for me, that

(02:08):
something could be a little bit different from me, that maybe, man,
just maybe for some reason, I could be saved, I
could be rescued, things could turn around, it could hit
any other direction. Maybe I could quit messing up. Maybe
somebody will forgive me, Maybe somebody will just say all right.

(02:29):
I don't know, but I can't count the times I've
been in that position. But then once I hope a
little bit, and then I remember also my mother, because
she was a Sunday school teacher, she taught me the
most valuable lesson I've ever learned in my life. Nothing
has been greater in my life than my faith. She
taught me to pray. Mama used to say, when it

(02:50):
get real, dog for your son, prayer change his things.
She say, when you seem like you lost and you
can't find your way, stop and pray, she said, because
prayer change is things. You know, when you get a
point in your life when you've done all you can
do and you can't do no more and you just
don't know what to do next, she says, stop son

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pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got,
she said, because that hope is the beginning of faith,
she said. If you pray just hoping, she's saying, to
God come through for you. That'll give you confidence that
he can do it again. And then after a while
you quit hoping, she's saying, you start believing, she said,

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And that's when you're on to something if you can
turn that hope into belief, that hope into faith, the
ability to believe in something that you can't see. But
the key though the faith is you're believing in something
that you can't see. See hoping a little bit different
from me now, I'm pretty sure, like I say, oftentimes

(03:56):
to tell a lot of people who can explain this
thing a lot better than I can to you. But
just from my side of it being as real as
I can be, richer see hope helps. Man, If you
ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope, and then
if you pray with some hope and God answers your prayer,
then that hope gains a little confidence, and after a

(04:18):
while that confidence becomes faith. Now the ain't just hoping,
but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that I cannot see.
Faith has been the key to my entire existence, even
when I didn't have any It was faith, as I

(04:39):
look back on it, that has gotten me here, and
not just faith, but my faith.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
See, you will only get to.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Where you're going in your life based on it your faith.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
See.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
A lot of people get the word faith confused, like
what's your faith? And then they start going down this
whole list of all these different religions out here. But
really an essence, man, when I talk to people about faith,
I'm talking to you about your your belief. How much
do you believe in the unseen? How much do you

(05:15):
believe in the things you can't see? How much do
you believe in the impossible? How much do you believe see?
Because faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
Faith is the core of all that is happening to

(05:36):
me today. It is the faith that I have in
my relationship with God that enables me to just oftentimes,
if I stay on the right course and believe a
certain way and act a certain way, his blessings just poor.
They just come, and it comes in a lot of

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little ways to I've started to notice, see, it ain't
just a lot of people think blessings is money, and nah, man,
that ain't it. It's coverage. It's every time my plane
lands safe. It's every time they predict bad weather and
I get up in the sky and it don't be
no bad weather. You know, this or this is favor.

(06:20):
These are blessings that get poured out to me. Somebody
call me and offer me something, not money, but an opportunity,
you know. Somebody say, hey, man, I don't know, but
I sent this to you.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I thought you might be interested in it.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Somebody will send me a scripture, or somebody will send
me something that's favor, and it always comes at a
time when I need it the most. That's favor that's
pouring out blessings.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Now.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I'm also the recipient of a lot of other blessings too.
You know, I've been blessed with health, that's amazing blessing.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Man.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've
been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. See,
blessings come a lot of ways. But once you tie
in to God, once you tie in and you start
doing the best you can do, and you start asking

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for Him to make you a better person, to help
shape and mold you into the kind of man or
person that he wants you to be. You be amazed
what God can do with you. Man, if you just
invite me in and allow him to be a part
of your life. I mean, what you got to lose
out there? Come on, if you're sitting in the cell
this morning, why would you not change? You have a

(07:44):
chance to turn your life around with a relationship with God.
What you're waiting on? Are you gonna just keep doing
it like that?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Huh? Really?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Come on, man, why would you do that to yourself?
Why would you not allow God to be a part
of your life the way he wants you to be.
God got some big plans for you. If he didn't,
you wouldn't keep waking up.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Here I am and here I be. You are listening
in to Steve Harvey is.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Moaning time it's early, we rise.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
We ain't got this the other time. All of these
verses ain't got to rhyme, because that ain't what I
do at this time. It's early, it's morning, and here
I am for you who come on everybody and watch

(08:44):
what we do.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
It's the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Hey yeah, it's the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Hey yeah. Last time, it's the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Hell yeah, a lie, it's the Morning showy hey yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Charlie Strawberry calling for real.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Junior kre Space, the magnificent nephew, very confused with his looks.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
He top top top up.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, good morning, Tuesday, Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yes, yes, we got with him last summer. You know
what you just did right there, that's that's talent. You
know how you did that was talent right there, that's talent.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
It's it's just gift you. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's not.
It's the whole thing. Oh no, no, no, it's not
the same. It's it's the nerve.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Enlightened me.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's the nerve to sing in that tone first thing
in the morning without asking nobody. That's what that's what
the talent comes in the nerve of you.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
So when is a good time, because I need to
probably take this advice. When it's a good time to
tell somebody they have no talent in the Pacific field.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Well, I try to make it a point to notify
people of that on a daily basis. I try not
to let her day go by without telling somebody to stop.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
This.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Ain't what you do? You know now, I'm not a
troll or anything like that on the Internet. I choose
to let people live their life. But if you come
into my personal space thinking that you have a particular
skill set, and I recognize that you don't, but you
continue to come over to my house and my space
with it, I must stop you because, see, someone, I

(10:47):
am not the Church. The church says come as you are,
and God loves you just the way you are. Clearly
I am not the Lord. I don't love you just
the way you are. I love you if you fix
a couple of things first. But yeah, don't, I don't

(11:09):
do that. I don't love you just the way you are. No,
you got to fix a couple of things before you
come back over here. So you know, if you come
over to me and you're a little strong. I stand off.
I say, hey, may you need to do something which self?
And then I had him. You know, a pack with
cologne on it, old spice, deodoran you know.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I had. I don't just tell you, I will give
you a waiter.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Thirty two minutes after the hour my job, We're going
to start to show off with Tommy's run that prank back.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
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Speaker 4 (11:53):
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All right, it is time now for the nephew to
run that prank back. What you got for his.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
New church gospel quiz.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
We're gonna need you to know a few things about
the church if you're gonna be sitting up in here.
All right, white folks and listen to the Steve Hard
Morning Show, pay attention. This is a quiz. This is
how you fit in when you go to a black church.
All right, cat dog, if you would.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
This is Grant. He Hey, great, this is brother Lewis Finley.
I'm calling from Mouth Sign Missionary Baptist Church. You and
your wife just joined the couple of weeks ago, Am
I right? Absolutely? Yes? Okay, So now listen. I wanted
to reach out to you. I know you guys have
started the uh the orientation and from my understanding you

(13:13):
you finished one one class of orientation. You got three
more to go?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Is that right? Yes?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
All right, all right, all right. So first of all,
I want to say welcome to not out Sign that
and and I hope you are enjoying yourself. I know
that you and your wife are a mixed couple. You
you're a Caucasian and she's she's black. Are you Are
you liking the church so far?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Grant? Absolutely, we really are enjoying it.

Speaker 8 (13:40):
We completed our first orientation and uh yeah, so far,
we're really enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Okay, Okay, did I catch at a bad time? I
am at work right now, but it's okay. I've got
a couple of I've got a couple of minutes, Okay, Okay.
I just wanted to call you, man. I was worried
I know you because I don't think you know this,
but you are the first cart Pasion to join our church,
and I just want to make sure you kind of
knew the language and and just just kind of knowing

(14:09):
what the Black Church is all about. And there's certain
sins and different things I think you should know so
that you know. I just don't want you to say
that the wrong thing while you at the church, if
that makes sense, Okay, Okay, So what I wanted to do,
like I wanted to give you a little Black Church
quiz so you can kind of maybe if you could

(14:31):
let me know where you are, you know, if you're
on a lower level or a high level as far
as being knowledgeable about the Black Church, like feel this
blank in for me, grant and if you don't matter,
I just want to take a liberty of time and
I let you get back to work. But First of all,
give a blank to God. What would go in that blank?

(14:52):
Right there?

Speaker 8 (14:53):
First of all, give a blank to God.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Now all I can think of something has give thanks
to God.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Uh No, see that's wrong. See that's wrong. See see
what it is is. First of all, give a honor
to y'all. All right, remember that. First of all, give
an honor to God. You got that? Okay, yes, yes, okay.
First of all, give an honor to God, who is
the blank of my life? What? What? What? What goes
in the blank? First of all, give an honor to God,

(15:22):
who is the blank of my life, the love of
my life. No, no, see that's that's that's that's wrong.
First of all, give an honor to God, who is
the head of my life. Did you do you share that?
I'm sorry, okay, I just are you sure?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Are you sure about that?

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Oh? I'm definitely sure about mine. Don't don't don't. What
I don't want you to do is question what I know.
I'm from the Black Church. I know you.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
No, I wasn't.

Speaker 8 (15:50):
I wasn't questioning you, sir.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
I wasn't question. I'm sorry. I just always heard it
that way. But okay, So so I'm trying to give
you the understanding of knowing what the Black Church is about.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
You know what I'm saying, I understand.

Speaker 8 (16:01):
I'm just I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I apologize.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Now, look, I don't know these answers obviously, but I've
got a meeting.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I got to get to here in a minute.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Like this, I'm curious if everyone in the.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Church gets these stone calls. Well wait a minute, wait
a minute, grand I know what you have a meaning,
But what's more important your meeting or knowing your position
at the Black Church? What what's more important?

Speaker 8 (16:25):
I really don't have time for this right now.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I can't believe it's actually happening.

Speaker 8 (16:28):
Like, does your pastor even know that you're calling you
right now?

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Well? No, I took the liberty of myself. What I
realized you was Caucasian, that I would call and try
to help you so you would know what to do
when you're in the Black Church, when people are saying
certain things you Okay, okay, Grant, if you don't man,
just do this for me, Grant, Like, do you know
what hooping is?

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Hooping?

Speaker 7 (16:52):
Like?

Speaker 8 (16:52):
Who's a hooping?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
H No, Cooping is when the past that is at
the end of his sermon, so listen to this. Oh no,
got him do that fun? If you would grant? Oh hello,
oh god, oh my no, no, no, come on you

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wit me? Oh no, no, got him go.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I can't believe I'm doing this.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Oh lo yeah, oh god, oh mighty. Okay, Greg, do
you think maybe it's possible that means you could have
some sessions before you come back to the church and
I can prepare you more. Hey man, let's listen.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
You have caught me at a really bad time, and
I'm quite honestly just so frustrated.

Speaker 8 (17:51):
Like I've never heard of a quiz like this.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I'm really offended to be, Like, do you guys not
want me.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
To go here church anymore? Like, as matter of fact,
you should be calling my wife right now.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
She's black.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Well, she should already know the coolest questions you the
ones don't know who I'm gonna call her? I said,
call you.

Speaker 8 (18:10):
I am at work right now.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I have a meeting to get to in just a minute.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
And I hold on a second, I have got to
close my office door. This is so embarrassing.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
I have never ever received a phone call like this
in my life.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
And you better be lucky. I mean, I want to
talk to your pastor.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
I am going to talk to him next Sunday.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
No joke.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well, I didn't mean to put you to get hostile
like that. I had a meaning that you. I didn't
mean to upset you or nothing like that. Cannot Can
I say something else to you? One last thing? And
I have to go? Okay, I just want to let
you know that this is nephew. Tell me from the
Steve harbit more on the show. Your wife Carolyn got
me to brank phone call you shut up, shut up.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
I am so sorry.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I am so sorry, Grett. You gotta do it for
me one more time. Oh oh no, oh yeah, okay, man,
look at do this for me. Tell me what is
the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show in the land,

(19:26):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show all the way?

Speaker 4 (19:31):
All right, nephew, come on, come on, coming up next,
ask the COLO with their chief love Officer, Steve Harvey
in the building, ready for your love questions. Right after this,
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It is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer
Steve Harvey in the building. All right, here we go.
Anthony inmobile says, I dropped my car off to get
a new tire, and a coworker dropped me off at home.
My wife didn't know I was at home, and she
came in on her speaker phone and I heard a
man say he tried to call her. Later she saw

(20:40):
me and dropped her phone. I've been avoiding her and
she wants to explain. What do I do?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Let her explain?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, yeah, you've been avoiding her and she wants to explain.
Let her explain. Now you're about to find out that
women women You were.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Going to say that, and.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
How better they are at it?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Okay, let her explain.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
That's all all right, just let her explain.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Do I wonder what she's gonna say?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
What what do you?

Speaker 8 (21:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Well yeah, hello.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, hold hold on, what would you? What would y'all say?
My baby?

Speaker 4 (21:26):
It was just a friend. Yeah, we're going to give you.
I didn't want to tell you this, but you know
we're planning a surprise party for you.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
And no, no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute. Oh so we could have friends?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Now, well, I mean just somebody.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
I'm okay, okay, so we called okay, so we call
the people were cool with?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Now okay, somebody associated? Yeah, okay, cool, ain't no problem, hey, Shirley,
next question?

Speaker 4 (21:53):
All right, Kennedy and Gary. You met Kennedy and Gary
Wright after eight years of marriage. My husband try it's
to blackmail me into doing things. If I say no
to sex, he reminds me that he gave me a
new car for my birthday, or that he's taking me
to Vegas for Christmas. I told him to take the
car back, and he hid the keys from me. He is,

(22:14):
so patty. Did I handle this the wrong way?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Well? I mean.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
He took the keys back, y'all married? I don't I
don't really know what's going on in your house. I
don't really understand.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
You not gonna have a sip with me. You're not
driving your.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Car, okay, Yeah, it's Patty gonna hurt the most though,
right her not driving her?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, well you're not having sex.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, you got that can ob Yeah you got that
et car key, and you.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Still ain't having sick You stupid.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Dude, she said, He's so petty, really it is. U.
So what should she do to get a car back?
The car keys?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Well, you know what's happening.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
The gold in there, Honey, I'm home.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
You know, you know ain't ain't like y'all ain did
it before.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
So you know.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Trying to get your car keys back?

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Well, yeah, come on in here. You gotta do what
you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, I gotta get this car, you know.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
And then then then you wake up next morning this
this blankety blank that took the washing machine.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
She just got the dryer.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I got to get in here, get this washing machine back. Good,
you wake up the next morning, this fool and put
a lock on the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Go back in here.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I'm trying to make her say, well, come on, boys,
I make this say which come on.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
All right?

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Moving on to Delane and Toledo. Delane says, my brother
and I live together, and he's dating a wild woman.
I walked into the kitchen and she was on the
other side of the island on her knees. I've asked
him to be respectful or move out. He said, I
should move Which one of us should leave?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Who on their knees?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Though, Oh, it's kind of crazy. You don't want to
walk in on it. You know your brother here, you
don't want to walk in? Who should want of y'all
got the dog?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I leave?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, I leave that man. I'm gonna let you have
it here, Go get you another spot. Yeah, you probably
need a better place anyway.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
The island dog, the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, come on, Oh he happened to before. Y'all bet
in the kitchen. Act like you.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Turn washing machine on. Turn on this.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's too much high water. Cut the water down. So
wait a minute, the fool be on here. Wait, the
fool be on here?

Speaker 4 (25:18):
All right, Moving on to Hazel and Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Right on the cutting board. Stop.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, no, I'm not gonna hold on to the high chair.
Just where the baby eat.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
That's why you drawn a lot.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Now, I'm not holding on to this high chair.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Now, all right, Hazel and Charlotte says, I worked from
home and during a zoom call, my husband was trying
to be funny and he yelled out for me to
come back to bed. My boss excused me from the
call and then send an email saying it's a privilege
to work from home and I'm ruining my privileges. How
do I stop a forty nine year old man from

(25:56):
acting so silly?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (25:59):
You need this?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well for that now?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Man, you've been here, dog, No, you're messing with her money? Yeah,
I mean, bro, who don't understand that? Yeah, she gotta
be professional because if she lose her job and she
back home in the bed, you ain't gonna like that.
I'm telling you that right now. So I don't really know.
You just gotta talk to your husband. You know he can't.
This is not the place to play.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
I may work no boundaries with that, yeah, Kenny?

Speaker 9 (26:28):
And is he not at work?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
What's happening? Everybody? In a minute?

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Right?

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
You keep on your next line, you're gonna hear you're
still in it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yeah, but that's why I want to know. How did
he say it? Steve? While she's on the zoom call.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
You don't be back in this bed girl.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Now.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
You played too much? Yeah, a little too much. The
privilege to work at home, work from home, it is, yeah,
we enjoy it. Work from home.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
When I draw right now, this is a beautiful.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Thing, all of us.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Why would you Why would you wear something to go
to the room next though? Why would you do that?
What is that for? I have respect? All we got
on the shirts. All us got shirts.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
I go to the bathroom three times doing the show,
So I think you.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Should have some more y.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I stand up here, I stand up in front of this.
Came the whole camera black out.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Anyway, all right, thank you, c l O. Except for
that laugh?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Steve Harbin, Marty show Man. You can't do nothing around
my crack at your tattoo. You can't sketch on it,
you can't. You can't put tracing paper on my crack.
And I'm not gonna hold steal. I just can't do
it because I'm a clinch. I'm gonna clinch. I'm gonna
tell your paper up, I'm gonna tell your paper. I'm

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just trying to tell you you.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Can't get nothing.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I can't do nothing around mind. I'm telling you right,
it ain't gonna work. I don't know what pencil you got.
You think he's gonna draw, but you're finna get your
pencil broke. That's all I'm taking. Little tattoo gun ain't
gonna be able to work no more?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
How does I snap a needle?

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Coming up?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Right after.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. So Steve, what is up?
What are you sick about? You're sick of see some.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Stuff and I'm just tired of see and I'm gonna
just start calling people out.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Do it big golf.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
You know, I don't don't stuff I don't like.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
See.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Here's number one right here, me and standing at bus
stops trying to holler at women.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
With you doubt. Yeah, are you serious?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
You're trying to holler? She'd have pulled up at the
light you've been over. Hey, Hey, hey, you can't fire?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
No, No, she can't. She got a can you don't.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Isn't that get it? Every day? Call him out?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Here's another one, small shiki, small small.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Ski, big people. Hey, don't you you know that's supposed
to be loose and long.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
You can't be with the movement. When you're showing, you don't.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Move your name, the showing under your darts.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
The magal right there, man.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I don't like people that are still wearing nugget w reings.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
What you are talking about my grandfather?

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Who that's funny? What else?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I don't like men, men who carry their packs of cools.
I'm in the sleeve or their T shirt. And since
we're doing that, I don't like women that came money
lighter cigarettes and they brawl.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
You keep going in there, calling about.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Tell you something else, something still found the white They
still had.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
That fanny past.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Wait a minute, man, and nobody never looked good in
the fanny past.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Coming back.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
They don't look good.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
They don't look.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
I was in that lady.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Tourists wear them all the time.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, but he said that, He said that.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Calls calls that still got spindles on the spinning.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
They stopped and.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I got one for you, fat man. Yeah, fat men
who wear bodies. God, have you ever seen this right here?
Babies with gold teeth?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, that downside a lot.

Speaker 7 (32:05):
I never Yeah, they still the angle, yeah they do
that about.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Oh yeah, last little what you guys, come on bego.
I'm sick of people put duct tape.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Window.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Don't you defeat the purpose of it being a window?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
I got his cracked.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, dog, I saw a dude in a car had
cut out a sheet of plywood to put it on
his wriar on his mirror. He had a photough drive
aside that dough plywood.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Wow, you stick a lot.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
A lot.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Last thing I hate, Oh we got more short people
with tall orders? Why I got to be the butt?

Speaker 7 (33:13):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Know who the hell he was talking about? If you
throw a.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Rock in a pack of dog, the one that holler
is the one.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
You hear, it could have been the one you almost hear.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
You don't well tell me.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
All I said was I hate short people with tall orders.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Got the beach. I hate tall people ideas?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
What what other than Shirley? Because Shirley is an average
woman's hype. You're the shortest person on this show.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (33:51):
Wow, No, and stopped saying that. People coming up to
me after each show, You're not that short. You're not
that stuff like anybody told you that. Yes, I'm serious,
stream right now, shut up.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Looking down, Tommy. They said, I hate to point this out,
but they said you're not that But they did short
waves exactly exactly. I think that Black America said that
Black America.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Black America talks to me.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
American person in Black America.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
That's how a new bitch, Black American spoke to me.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
So that's it. That's your list. That's all. You give
us one more on the.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Black America stands for something. Black is any Yes, an acronym.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
It's actually be period al period A PSCP.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
You're can mess us up. We just give it that
right back in the mood.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Come on, black is an acronym, Tommy, it stands for
being lacking and come right up to the knee.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
That's Tommy's Blackhamer.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
No, it's not y'all.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey is Shirley Strawberry.
You know who taught me my ABC's and what it
means to be kind Sesame Street Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit
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Elmo and Cookie Monster are out there teaching kindness, empathy,

(35:46):
and joy. But they need our help to keep it going.
So this holiday season, visit Sesame dot org and donate
what you can. Once again, please visit Sesame dot org
this holiday season because the world needs sesame and Sesame
needs you. All right, guys, it's time for would you
rather here we go now? Would you rather take a

(36:07):
body shot off your partner, your date, whoever you're with,
or would you rather for them to take a body
shot off you? This? This like.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
A shot? Would you take a shot off of them?
Or a shot off you?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Ain't gonna believe the level of Linton my billy button.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Let me take the one off of you.

Speaker 7 (36:29):
I'm not my stomach can't hold a shot glass.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
It's gonna keep yeah, take it off, it's gonna keep
flipping over.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Just what about you, Steve? You didn't answer.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
But a body shot like.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
I definitely take it off her though. Yeah, I got
big enough lift. You don't even need the glass. You
get to try a shout off for you?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
All right, here's another one. Would you rather be in
the Hall of Fame? Or a sports career or a
music career?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh? Oh, sport? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Like football or basketball, baseball? Something? Yeah, not music as
much as you love music.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
See oh, roscill Wallace already got that covered. I ain't
worried about that. My all to egos in the.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Time somebody getting inducted. This help he can credit for
all that?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
This show? What about you now?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Music? I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I
know you weren't gonna say sports. Shut up, junior. He
was be in there for what he said, he said,
be in there for what music? Music? What did you
go wanna be a little drummer boy?

Speaker 4 (38:01):
And from.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I remember when Tom was a little boy and he
was in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not
gonna do it this year. We're not gonna do it.
That's what That's what I was trying to tell him
every year, because I just Tim was so small. Every
year I made him play Baby Jesus. He look, he

(38:30):
want to be a wise man. That's anybody got no
time be trying to explain how little your man you
a little boy, you finna be Baby Jesus every year
and that.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Lay down in that hey and quit moving and keep
your face covered. You look old. Come on, sir, all right,
I want to go wise man this year. You're not
gonna be no man. You're to show baby.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
All right, Thank you guys, Hey.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Good morning, this is your man, Steve Harvey and my
favorite Christmas memory is my mom and dad, my mother
and father. Man, I miss him, soul. Have a wonderful
holiday season from yours truly. Right here, your boy, Steve
Harvey and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, this is
the game of who most likely to on the show.
This is a holiday edition. Guys, here we go, who's
most likely on the show to have matching pajamas with
the family.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
We keep talking under your pajamas, my wife. This is
starting to get in first. But go ahead, Stan So.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Then it's you, Tommy?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Is it? No?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Sure it's you.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
It's not me?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Oh me, yes, I was gonna say, Steve, okay, hold on,
let me sit up straight, come out to say something
about me and my family.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Go ahead, let me hear what? Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Are you going with this? Most likely on the show
to have matching pajamas with their family? It is not hard.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
What what is this attitude about?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Though I was yet, but it's gaudried and done it
three times.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Get your nephew though he's I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
What that attitude is.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
I'm gonna throw this back at you.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
We on the ass.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
What the hell? Y'all talking about my family.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Okay, up, but I thought I had missed something, I said, Man, So.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
All right, most likely to what Who's most likely on
the show to have the tallest Christmas tree? I see? Yeah, see, yeah,
well we know who had it.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
I don't put the tree up, boy, if.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
You not, if you want a stall, right, put the
tree up. Lad this tree down and let him put in.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
I'm gonna I'm gonna have yeah, all right. Who one
of the show is most likely to argue with relatives
during the holidays. That's all of us. That's gotta bey though,
because he's just arguing with us right now.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
All right, probably, I'm sure that's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I know that.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, Junior, it's Junior. Okay, well I'm right
behind you, Junior.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, I don't care. You got people over the house
stealing this stuff on Christmas.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
I love Junior's family.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Problems, drinking problems and all this. Junior. Guys.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Most likely on the show to fry a turkey for
Christmas dinner? Tom Tommy and It's delicious time. Who's most
likely to have a German chocolate cake for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
About it?

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Okay, who's most likely to make gumbo for Christmas dinner?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
To do that and it's Christmas? What is you most
likely to do? Your name ain't came up if I
hear sometime.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Who's most likely to make chili for Christmas dinner?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah, that's probably you. Chili there, y'all, we have a
chili whome mail for dinner for long kids. All the
grandkids sitting around table crying.

Speaker 10 (42:54):
Oh no, chili, grandmother, just like the chili we have thingsgiving.
We had the same chili Easter friend chili from July show.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Make sh make it a can?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I grated some cheese.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Dang all right?

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Who's most likely to dress up at as Santa and
hand out gifts?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
He would?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
That would be yeah, Tommy him dress up, make the boy.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I just said dress we make doing it would work?
Shout about him?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
What is he wearing though.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
The elf outfit? He wear the same thing he wear
here in that tree making him cookies? Suits the same suit, No,
two different suits.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Me man, let's see, he's gonna be mad. He's gonna
be mad till next year. Now, oh man, all right,
thank you guys. Coming up next, it is the nephew
with today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at about

(44:30):
four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is get this. I can tell by
the smell. Woo. No, that's all right. Powerful punch, doesn't it.
I can tell by the smell. We'll get into it
in just a few but right now the nephew is
here with today's prank phone call. What you got for

(44:50):
his new.

Speaker 7 (44:51):
Your wife is having a black baby.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I know it didn't go right.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
I'm your wife, Yeah, is having a black baby?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Lord?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Get on board?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Now?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Do you remember that scene in Lice.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
When they were by I been locked before. I ain't
got no problem, make no adjustments.

Speaker 11 (45:31):
Then back Brady was classic.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
It is your wife having a black baby.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
Hello, Hello, I'm looking for a William.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
How you doing? Listen? My name is Simmons. I was
I don't know how to uh oh man.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
My wife and I evidently go to the same uh
fertility specialist that you and your wife go to.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Doctor. Doctor. You know, are you familiar with doctor?

Speaker 8 (46:04):
I'm familiar with doctor, but that's supposed to be confidential.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
Yeah, I'm aware of that as well, Sir. My wife
is out on business right now. She's she's gone for
I won't be back until Tuesday. But I got a
call today, a very disturbing phone call, and wanted to
you know, I looked your number up. They did tell
me what was going on, and kind of wanted to let.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
You make somebody told you my number you got You
got my number from somebody.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
No, I looked up your number.

Speaker 7 (46:29):
Uh here here it is in that show My wife
and I evidently you and you and your wife have
been going through the same type of problems of trying
to get pregnant and so forth and so on, and uh.
From my understanding, your wife is what four or five
months pregnant.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
Ye wait a minute, ye, my wife is exactly five
months pregnant. But I'm still confused on how you're getting
in touch with me and what this has to do
with me. Well, I mean, all that stuff that we've
gone through is totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended
at you're.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
I understand that.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
Well, what's what's happening is I got a phone call
from the doctor's office today. It seems like there's been
a huge mistake by the doctor's office. Evidently your wife
has been artificially inseminated with my seed. And I was
what I mean, I'm just as disturbed as you are.

(47:22):
You know what I mean, because I mean, me and
my wife are you know, my wife is too much pregnant.

Speaker 8 (47:26):
And finally, how could they do something like that? I mean,
that doesn't make any sense, sir.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
All I know is is that you know, I hate
to use the expression, but I'm I'm I'm your wife's
baby's daddy.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
And and.

Speaker 8 (47:44):
No, okay, wait a minute, no, no, no, no, so mixed
that that doesn't happen, no way.

Speaker 7 (47:53):
So I'm trying to make sure I bring the news
to you and see if there's anything that we can
do to I mean, I mean, after being five months pregnant,
it's kind of hard to direct to find a problem.

Speaker 8 (48:01):
So okay, and I want this to sound rude, and
I want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy, are
you black?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black.

Speaker 8 (48:11):
And my wife is gonna have a black baby.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
Well yeah, your wife is gonna have a black baby.
But what I want you to know is I'm not
paying no down support that's.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
What about child support? And my wife is having some
other black dude's kid. Are you crazy?

Speaker 7 (48:26):
No, I'm not, No, I'm not out of my mind.
I'm just saying I didn't lay it down and conceive
a child with your with your wife, so I'm making
sure I'm not going to be paying the child support.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Man.

Speaker 8 (48:38):
I'm not even worried about the child support. I don't
pay the child support. I'm worried about some doctor making
a huge mistake. And and oh my god, we're gonna
have a black baby. I can't believe that. This is unbelievable.
It's unbelievable, and I can't believe you call my house,
give me the doctors, should give me this.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
What don't you want it?

Speaker 7 (49:01):
It doesn't matter who gives you the news, as long
as you get the news. Now what I want you
to do with this? Please don't be giving the baby
no white names and stuff.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
I can't believe that you're so this is incredible, incredible.
Oh my gosh, call me. I'm trying to give me
the I'm ready to go crazy. This is crazy.

Speaker 7 (49:24):
Okay, this, this is this is no reason to be violent, sir.
You see what I'm saying this already.

Speaker 8 (49:30):
You're worried about me, about paying child support and talking
about your seed and and your baby's daddy. You know, Oh, man,
this this is bringing the best out of me. I
can promise you. Unbelievable man.

Speaker 7 (49:43):
Let me let me ask yourself, Sir, do you think
you may need angle management? I mean, you're not gonna
are you gonna? You're not gonna. You're not gonna beat
my child?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (49:55):
Old?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Man?

Speaker 8 (49:58):
You know how to push man's butt. I can promise you. Man,
that's crazy. No, I ain't gonna beat nobody's baby.

Speaker 7 (50:03):
I don't want you being violent to me and your
wife's baby.

Speaker 8 (50:11):
Spin this thing around? Un where do you live?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Man?

Speaker 8 (50:14):
Who does this?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (50:17):
Is this because I'm man? This is crazy?

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Well, here's what I'm gonna ask you. Do you think
you might want to be the godfather to the child.

Speaker 8 (50:27):
To my own kid?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
No?

Speaker 8 (50:29):
I guess it wouldn't be my kid because me and
your wife's child. You don't you say that you're crazy?
Don't you say that? Say that that drives me even
thinking about something like that.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
It's me talk about something like that.

Speaker 8 (50:43):
But it's me and your wife's chea. So don't you
even talk like that. You're crazy. I'll tear a hole
in your head. Don't you talk like that?

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Okay, okay, you're gonna tell a hold and who hey?

Speaker 8 (50:55):
You in your head? You crazy?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
How me up?

Speaker 7 (50:59):
This is the kind of thing I don't want my
child around this time, This type of talk, this type
of violence. See your white folks get mad and want
to kill everybody in the room. Don't you kill who
you mad at? Why do y'all do that?

Speaker 8 (51:12):
You? You this? Man?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Can I can? I Can I say one more thing
to you? Can I do that?

Speaker 8 (51:19):
I don't know if I can take any more of
this for me? Man, I'm jumped to the phone.

Speaker 7 (51:23):
I got one more thing to say to you. This
is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
You just got pranked by your wife.

Speaker 8 (51:31):
Oh you're gonna kill that. It took her so long,
Try to get taken it. She's gonna play play a
game like this. That's I got me, man, You freaking
god me man. Yeah, we listened to Steve Harvey radio
show all the time. Man, that's awesome. She doesn't great.

(51:55):
Oh man, I'm gonna go find her and give her
a big kiss. I'm gonna do that far.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
God, man, I got one of them.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I got one more question for you, baby. What is
the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 8 (52:09):
The Steve Harvey Radio Show in the morning.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
But y'all think about that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Yeah, I have too much.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Right, I'm really really wrong on so many no words.
But did you like it though?

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (52:25):
I'm gonna pray for you though, I am. Oh, they
praying for me all over the harder, pray harder. How
you like something you got to pray for because it's funny.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
I don't know, man, you don't be nervous enough. He
just got public, just shopping, that's his job.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
No, No, I be nervous in public. Then I'd be nervous.
I had a few people run up on me. You
have to run up home. You have a feel like
whooping coming? You have a feel one.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Can yeah not Yeah, I got better than that.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
You have a it comes well, yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I'm talking about I had the feeling and then it
arrived right after that.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Come coming up next today Strawberry letters. Subject. I can
tell by the smell. We'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
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Listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for
today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
are more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEFM
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never know, it could be yours right, Junior.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Y's right, It could be yours right.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Now.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
Ladies, jentlemen, it's time for the Strawberry Letter with my
good friend Shirley Strawberry.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Thank you, my good friend, Junior. Subject. I can tell
by the smells this Stephen Shirley. I've been married for
almost forty years. I have a thirty eight year old
son that has moved back into my house, and my
husband is overjoyed to have a running buddy. They're out
from sun up to sundown on Saturdays, and I was
cool with it at first, until one of my son's

(55:12):
friends approached my husband and I at the grocery store recently.
His name, her name is Muriel, and she's got a
small restaurant that a lot of single men and women
hang out at, eating, drinking and carrying one I didn't
know that my husband was hanging out at Muriels until
I smelled her. She smelled like she had been in

(55:32):
a kitchen and then sprayed some cheap body spray over
the grease smell in her clothes. That is what my
husband smells like when he comes home, comes in late
at night with our sons. I asked her how things
were going down at the restaurant and she said things
are going great and looked at my husband. I stayed
tight lipped until we got.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
In the car.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
I asked if he'd been hanging out at her place,
and he said it's a place for our son's friends,
not an old man, and like him. His clothes sure
does smell like he's been to Muriels a few times,
and he even had a little of Muriels fragrance on
his shirt before. He couldn't possibly be messing around with
Muriel because she is not a petite woman. He's five

(56:16):
to nine and Muriel is a tall woman. I could
not get the truth out of my husband nor my son.
My son said he hangs out there sometimes, but his
dad is never with him. I asked him where his
dad is while he's hanging out at Muriels and he
said he didn't know. I am too old to be
driving by Muriels looking around for my husband. If nothing

(56:38):
is going on, why does he smell like a cafe?
Why won't they tell me the truth? Okay, sys, now
you know that's not happening. You know that's not going
to happen. The truth. Uh uh sorry, ma'am, but he's
not going to tell you the truth because he can't,
He won't, he ain't, he refuses to. He wants to
keep on cheating, on and on and on whatever he's

(57:02):
been with Muriel, because he knows how you will react.
He's never gonna admit that. Okay, he's never gonna admit that,
because he knows you're gonna go off on him. You'll
be mad, you'll be hurt, you'll be customed, you'll be angry,
you'll be upset, devastated, betrayed, want to leave, and want
to kill him, all of those things. So many many
reasons why he won't tell you the truth. You know,
cheating and lying go together. You know, you usually don't

(57:24):
do one without the other, and you usually don't have
one without the other. Or that would be some sort
of open relationship. If he told you the truth, you
know that he was sleeping with Muriel, then you know
that's like an open relationship. He's letting you know what
he's doing. Okay. I just think you know he's a
typical cheater who wants his cake and eat it too.

(57:46):
If you're in a restaurant, sometimes the smell might get
in your clothes, depending on what's on the menu. I'll
give you that, but that does not explain Miss Muriel's
perfume on him, her fragrance. Like you said, he had
to be in close contact with her. But here's the thing.
If you're waiting for him, waiting around for him to
tell you the truth, forget it. That's not gonna happen

(58:08):
from him or your son. They're thinking, Steve's right now,
So do you? I say, trust your instincts. Okay, if
it looks like a duck and smells like a duck
in this case, you already know what's up. Steve.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
It's so much to unpacking this lesson.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Yeah, first of all, I've been married for almost forty
years and got a thirty eight year old son. Let's
just say they got married at twenty. Okay, they had
a child two years later. Let's just say that that

(58:48):
means that the woman is sixty. Now you're thirty eight
year old. To move back in the house with y'all,
you got a running mate, and if they hang out
all the time. And then one of your friends approached
you all at the grocery store. The friend happened to
be a woman named Miriam who's got a restaurant that
a lot of single people hang out at, eating, drinking

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and all that.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Now you say, I.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Didn't know that your husband, your husband was hanging out
at Muriels until I smelled her. Oh lord, So now
we got a marriage hanging in the balance based off
your skills as a blood hound?

Speaker 10 (59:33):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Ain't this letter taking an ignatic turn right here?

Speaker 2 (59:38):
See?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Women, I respect you all for you all forensic skills,
and I respect you all for you all's intuition. I
really do. I don't think there's none greater. But this
whole letter is based on smell that what is here? Now,
I'm gona struggle with this one with you a little bit.
I gotta be honest with you. She got some restaurants

(01:00:00):
single men hangout. You didn't know your husband was hanging
out the Murrors until I smelled her. She smelled like
she had been in the kitchen that sprayed, cheap bodies
sprayed over the grease, smelled in her clothes, dark going it.
That is what my husband smelled like when he come
home late at night with our sons.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Dum dune done what.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
You matching smells? See?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Now, if your husband and Muriel was right next to
each other, smelling just like each other at the same time.
I got you, but these are never they together with
the same smell. Oh, lord, lady. I asked her how
things were going down in her restaurant. She said, things

(01:00:47):
are going great, and then looked at my husband. They
going great. Oh she knows you're down there. There's a
way out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Of this for him. See.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
But then we got to deal with some other the
facts too, lady.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
So I'll be right, all right, Hang on, Steve. Part
two of your responses coming up at twenty three minutes
after the hour. The subject of today strawberry letter. I
can tell by the smell. All right, we'll get back
into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Shows.

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strawberry letter. I can tell by the smell I want
to see you weasel and wiggle your way out of this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Come on, Well, he's been married forty years, got a
thirty eight year old son.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
He'd moved back into the house with the husband.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
They hang out a lot, and everything was cool with
y'all hanging out until one of your son's friends came
and saw you and your husband at the grocery store.
Her name was Muriel. She got a small restaurant that
a lot of single people hang out at me And
then you didn't know that your husband was hanging out
at Muriels until I smelled her. She smelled like she

(01:02:29):
had been in the kitchen and sprayed. Somebody spray over
the grease smell in her clothes. That is what my
husband smells like when he come in late at.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Night with our son.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Okay, lady, So, now, wh like I said, you got
a marriage that's hanging in the balance based on smells.
So I asked her how things was going down at
a restaurant. She said, things was going great, and then
looked at my husband. I stayed tight lipped. Now this

(01:03:03):
is the pro that women are felas. I stayed tight
lipped until we got in the car. Wo that car
was crowded when they got in there. Oh, that car
was crowded when they got in that car. I asked
if he'd been hanging out at her place, and he said,
that's a place for our son's friends. What I'm doing

(01:03:24):
down there, girl, don't go down there. Let my son
be down there at that place. Not an old man
like me. His clothes should do smell like. He's been
the Murial a few times, and he's even had a
little Murial's fragrance on his shirt before. Okay, now, lady lady,
hold on, now you mean you never mentioned a female

(01:03:49):
fragrance on his shirt before today. If you thought it
was a female fragrance on that you didn't say nothing.
Then See, I'm this wid a little bit confused. I
think her mine is playing tricks on her a little bit.
He couldn't possibly be messing in out here what she
goodn start losing it. He couldn't possibly mess around with
Muriel because she's not a petite woman.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
He fired nine and Muriel is a tall woman.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Now this is where when Tommy's not here, I take
full advantage of the situation. It's because we have somebody on
our show five nine and and you know, and most
women to him is not petit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Because he's petit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Your husband is the same size as Timmy. He fired nine.
And Muriel is a tall woman. You know, if you
find nine lot of tall women in your life. I
rarely meet tall women myself personally. But you know I
ain't no little petite man. I could not get the
truth out of my husband nor my son. What truth

(01:04:56):
what you want him to say? Yeah, I was back
in the kitchen wh Marylyn. We was hugging so tight
that to smell from her restaurant and fragrances on my shirt.
You think you finna get that truth. My son said
he hangs out there sometimes, but his dad is never
with him. That's a true statement, because if his dad
is at the restaurant, he's not with him, because your

(01:05:19):
boy be out there in the front with the single people.
But your son ain't the best judgment either, because he
didn't just move back into the house at thirty eight,
so he ain't doing all that good. Like father, like son.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
This is a mess, hot mess.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
I am too old to be driving by Muriels looking
around for my husband. If nothing is going on, why
does he smell like a cafe? Well, let me tell
you something. Do I think he's been down there?

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I do. Do I think you've been
in the kitchen? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
But if it's a small cafe, the food sent probably everywhere, right,
so he would necessarily had to go in the back.
Muriel owns the restaurant. She come out and hug all
the customers. You hug with five nine he little bitty man,
big mrld And put on round and put everything on
his He didn't have on when he came in there,

(01:06:15):
because when he hugged her, fragrance is all in the
top of his hair.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Big mrld.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
And put him up under one of her breasts and
got him in the head like, and hugged him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
And he liked that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
And he come home every night with that smell on him.
That could be all that is. I don't think they
seeing each other, none of that. If nothing is going on,
why does he smell like?

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Why won't they tell me the truth? Now, let's just
deal with this right here. Why would he tell you
the truth?

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Because the truth matters.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
See, no, girl, the truth will all the smell fitna
get him a divorce. She finish start driving by murals
in the car based on some older detection skills she
has as a bloodhound.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Well, if he ask you this, what if he was,
if he wasn't calm down, if he wasn't doing anything,
why didn't he just say, yeah, I hang out with
at muriels. Why didn't you just say that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
No, you don't want to do that because that's too much. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
So, no, I ain't been down I don't know why
would I hang out there? He didn't say he wouldn't
down there. He listened to me, Yeah he said no, no, no, no, no,
no no, that's not what he said.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Okay, what he saying.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Let me see.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
I'm gonna give you the quote. He did not lie.
He did not lie. He did not give her all
the information. He said, it's a place for our son's friend,
not an old man like me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
They ain't say. He ain't say he ain't been down there.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Uh, but she can smell that he's been down there,
all right. Lady comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram
and Steve Harve FM and check out the Strawberry Letter
podcast on demand.

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what marks the beginning of the holiday season for you?
Is there a specific song that puts you in the
Christmas spirit? How about a special movie The Temptations that's
Christmas Eve only.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Also imitation of Life. That's another good Christmas movie. So
what about you, Steve? I know you like this Christmas? Yeah, miss.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
I'm going to get to know your bed. Yeah, this
Christmas that's my song I'm with You.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Yeah, that's number one. And then the Temptations.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Crawsby Now everybody listening for that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
No, no, it's about the King.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Oh that's good. Chest Roast. Yeah, that's my jam too.
I love that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Yeah, Someday of Christmas Stevie Wonder, I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
You know some Christmas You don't know that one?

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
It ain't beat Young done it?

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Donny's number one point Yeah, that's number one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
And Christmas Steevee Stevie's music. Oh that's my two.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
The albums, Oh talking Book maybe yo baby may sound
of the Plane keeping me well?

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
Is this other me again?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
That's boy boy, that's that Talking book. When he was
sitting on that rock, Yeah, that boy right there, he
didn't know they had him on the rock. He thought
he's doing a photo shoot in the backyard. Something that
doesn't God, he didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
He was on a rounder.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Yeah, his hands so putting on his hand, trying to
feel his way around see where he was right here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Listen to me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Let me tell y'all something I've been around Stevie. Steve
ain't blind.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
I don't believe, as I told stevee this blind. This
a hoax. He made a lot of money on it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
It's a Listen to me, Hi, Stevie blind. You ain't
never seen Stevie with a dog or he ain't never fail.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
It's just blind to me. You don't never seen running
up into nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
He ain't got nowhere, he ain't never had to unfold
his stick, get on showing up places.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
I told hey, we're moving on.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
You know what, Brother Milton, be witty, but.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Rich On Facebook,
Steve writes, Hey, Steve, about two years ago my mom
passed away and that was devastating for all of us. Now, however,
it sure looks like my pops has bounced back as
of late. He's been out and about with a way younger,

(01:12:26):
fine woman that can't be more than twenty five years
old at the age of sixty eight. I can't blame
my pops for shooting his shot and scoring, and he's
done pretty well taking care of his money all that said,
Pop said he's bringing over his new boot for Christmas. Now,
my sisters are not happy about her, and they said
she is going to blank around and find out. But

(01:12:51):
I just want to tease you. But I just want
to keep the peace for Christmas. And oh what gift
should I give her?

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Well, probably need to get a helmet because but.

Speaker 7 (01:13:06):
This is this make Daddy proud though? Now I don't
don't hurt daddy feelings. Well, the girls don't care. The girls.
First of all, two problems here you ain't they mama?
And number two, why do you want our daddy and
you younger than us?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Yes, they probably gonna be about the same age because
you know he's forty three years older, so chances are
these kids is older than her. Yeah, the girl, she
gonna feel the raft man, Yeah, all the people his
age is sick. Yeah, he wants something on And what does.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
She want with him?

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
His money?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Mm hmm Yeah, because he's even have done good by hisself,
and you know he probably kept himself in shape, and
you know he gonna bring the girl by for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Ain't nothing y'all can do about it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
They just gotta do.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Yeah, but you're gonna mess up your relationship with your
father because you're gonna make him have to pick between y'all,
and he's gonna go with this young girl.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
Now mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
All you gotta do is treat a pleasant.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Yeah, yeah, just be kind.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
You do look like if you want to get a gift,
get us some get up backpack.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
What kind of gift?

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Well, it's just wonder woman. You don't get us some character.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Give's some sneakers with some lights on them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
That's all right, some fresh note books.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
I think we might have time for one more. My
parents always encouraged me to work hard for what I wanted.
Over the weekend, my sister and I were talking about
Christmas plans and talking about tightened budgets for the holidays
when she blurted out, thank god Mom and Dad took
care of school for me. I was like, what, While
I'm not hurting financially and am happy where I am

(01:15:13):
in life, but but come on, I worked my behind
off to go to college God loans and and finally
close to paying them off, and my parents just paid
for my sister's college education. I'm mad about this. So,
Uncle Steve, I can't decide if it makes me angry
or hurts my feelings more. Do I bring it up?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
No, you don't have to bring it up. Your parents
knew that your sister wasn't you. If your parents treated
all their children equally in the same your sister probably
wouldn't even be in college because your sister don't have
the same makeup that you have.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
And they recognized that and so they did hat it
for it, right, you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Know, just understand and thank God that you are who
you are, and don't and don't and don't and don't
get mad because your blessing is you had the skill
set in the mindset to do it. Now you're gonna
block your blessing by Hayden because she got because because
they paid for her what so mm hmm, she is
not you and recognize it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
They both have a college education. Yeah, that's the blessing too.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
You know, you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Almost got these loans paid off and you did it yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
That's an accompaniment.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
So instead of being mad at your parents, be proud
of yourself. Thank God for Thatddy brought you through. Wow,
it's amazing how people block the blessing by looking at
Instead of looking at what you have, you focus on
what you don't have.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Yeah, blessing, good part, right, great advice, thank you, So
don't bring it up. Please. Coming up at twenty minutes
after the hour, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. All right, So here's the question for you.

(01:17:00):
Did you follow your childhood dream?

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
According to a new survey by Vetti, that's ZiT y,
probably not. The survey found that more than two thirds
of those who had a dream job picked out as
a kid didn't end up making that dream come true.
For male respondents, becoming a professional athlete top the list
at seventeen percent, while twenty two percent of women wanted

(01:17:24):
to become teachers. The age in which reality started to
sink in for Americans was fifteen years old when they
got their first jobs. The top childhood dream jobs of
Americans include doctor, teacher, veterinarian, musician, movie star, professional athlete, artist, etc.
So did you follow your dream job since your childhood

(01:17:48):
or what? That's the question.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
I think what happens to the boy who wants to
be a professional athlete a around fifteen it starts losing grip.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
It ain't cause you've got a job.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
It's because he went out there and played with some
people that's fitting the b pros and.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Found out real fast. My tain't going.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Because the dude just blew by me like I was
standing stell and I was running as fast as I could.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
That boy going to the pros. You ain't. I have
to have a fifteen? That's true? All right? Find out fan.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Yeah, the I played in the Summer League with the
Cleveland Cavaliers one time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
That's when I knew.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Coming.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Three minutes after the hour, we'll play another round of
would you rather? Right after this you're listening to the
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would you rather? Here we go now, would you rather
take a body shot off your partner, your date, whoever
you're with, or would you rather for them to take
a body shot off you? This?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
This?

Speaker 7 (01:19:37):
U feel a shot? Would you take a shot off
of them? Or a shout out?

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
You ain't gonna believe the level of Linton my billy button.
Let me take the one off of you.

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
I'm not my stomach can't hold a shot glass.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
It's gonna keep it hand it over, I promise, yeah,
take it off, it's gonna keep flipping over.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
I was just.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
What about you, Steve? You didn't answer.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
I don't even know what that is, but a body
shot like I definitely take it off her though.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Yeah, I got big enough lips. You don't even need
the glass. Get to fry a shot off for you?

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
All right, here's another one. Would you rather be in
the Hall of Fame for a sports career or a
music career?

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Oh? Sport? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Like football or basketball, baseball, something?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Not music as much as you love music.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Stick, oh, roscill Wallace already got that covet. I ain't
worried about that. My alter egos in the rock and
roll hall all day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Somebody getting inducted his help he can credit for all
that this show what a music? I can't sing a
lick that'd be name. I know you weren't gonna say sports.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
Like shut up, junior.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
He was gonna be in there for what he said.
Hena be in there for what music? Music?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
But if you're gonna be a little drummer boy. And
I remember when Tom was a little boy and he
was in the Christmas Player.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
He got mad, We're not gonna do it this year.
We're not gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
That's what That's what I was trying to tell him
every year, because I just Tim was so small. Every
year I made him play Baby Jesus. He look, he
won't be a wise man.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
That's got no.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Time be trying to explain how little man you're a
little boy you shouldn't be Baby Jesus. Every year and
then lay down in that hey, quit moving and keep
your face covered. You look old. Come on, sir, all right,

(01:22:14):
I want to go WHI man this year. You're not
gonna be no man in this plate.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
You're too short, baby jeez.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
All right, coming up in forty nine, Thank you guys
coming to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Quick him and lay him in it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
By forty nine minutes after the hour, and we'll have
some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Crazy Harvey.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

(01:22:57):
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break of the day. It's been a great day, Steve.
Now we need some closing remarks words, hey, wisdom for
you to take there.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
You know what I like to say, something encouraging the people. Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Piece of advice listen keep a positive attitude. Remain positive
as often as much as you can. A positive attitude
is important, man, it is important. Listen to me your feelings.

(01:24:03):
Your feelings are a barometer of your thoughts over the
past period of time. Like, for example, somebody taught me
one time. They said, hey, Steve, if you really if
you find yourself in a gloomy mood, if you find
yourself kind of off ciner, if you find yourself feeling
a little despondent or troubled, all you got to do

(01:24:25):
is track your thoughts for the last hour and that
will explain your mood.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Because your mood is a barometer.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
It's like a It just tells you what you've been thinking.
So it's imperative that you control what you think. And
here's the part that most people don't understand. You have
the power to control what you think. Now, are random
thoughts gonna run through your mind? Have you ever been

(01:24:54):
praying sometime and you wander off and start thinking about
something else, and you got to get back to the prayer. Yeah,
that's gonna have You're human, Listen to me. That happens everybody.
I don't care if you the Pope, I don't care.
If you're a priest. I don't care if you Billy Graham,
I don't care. If you're Tdj's I don't care if
you Creflow.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
I don't care. You are a human being.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Sometimes random thoughts will come through your mind, but you
can seize control of it, because your mind is yours.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
It is the most powerful tool you have.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Your mind is more important than your gift of your talent,
because if you don't have the right mental attitude, your
gift of talent can go to waste. You have got
to get control of your thoughts. And okay, so Steve,
how do you do that? Listen to me. When negativity
comes your way, get a balance on it. Now, I'm human.

(01:25:49):
Sometimes that negative thought, I just keep running it over
in my head over and over and over. But I
got to hear them. Get rid of this man, because
you attract things to you based on how you think.
I've said this a million times to women. If you
think all men or dogs, prepare yourself to meet every

(01:26:13):
last one of them, because that's the thought that you're projecting.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
What we have to understand is our mental capacity. Our
thoughts are our.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Remote control to the universe. If you come into your
house and you take your remote control and you point
it at your TV and you press the on button
and you're looking at your TV, what do you expect
to happen? You expect your TV to come on. Guess
what happens? Your TV comes on? If HBO is channel
four hundred, and you press four to ooh, and then

(01:26:44):
you press select what do you expect to see on
your TV?

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
HBO? Guess what comes on your TV? HBO.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Do you know where they got the concept of the
remote from. They got it from the Bible, because the
Bible says a man is as he thinketh. So they
put that thought into the micro, into the remote, and
you can point it at your TV and whatever that
remote thinks, that's what the TV becomes. Your life is

(01:27:15):
your television set. What you press on the button in
your mind is what will come up on the screen
in your life.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
I promise you that's what it is. It works no
other way.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
All of us are where we are today because we
thought ourselves to this position.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
You can be mad at it if you want to,
but you did this. You did it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
If you sitting there in peace, you did it. If
you sitting there in turmoil, you did it. If you
have good days and bad days, which we all have,
we did it. If you've accomplished everything you wanted to
accomplish in your life as because that's how you thought yourself.

(01:28:01):
If you're working on your dreams and building your aspirations
and hopes it is because that's what you think about
doing all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
That's how it works, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
And you don't have to be where you are, You
don't have to remain in any condition you don't like.
All you have to do is change the way you think.
That is the beginning of the process. It works no
other way. Please listen to me when I'm telling you this,
because this is important information. You can change the whole

(01:28:33):
trajectory of your life with how you think. All you
got to do is change the way you think. It
is a clear cut scripture that Bible says a man
is as he thinking. That is a real deal.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
I was talking with a group of men one day
and somebody asked this group of men and said, why
you always talking about money. The dude said, because that's
what I'm trying to accomplish. He said, but there's other
things in life. He said, that's fine, that's fine. You
think about him. He said, what about family? He said,
that's in my thought process because if I make enough money,

(01:29:09):
I can take better care of my family. He said,
but what about your health? He said, if I'm making
enough money, I could take care of my health. I
can get trainers, doctors, dentists, all of that, he said,
But why you got it all tied around money? He said,
young man, you have the power to think whatever you
want to think. He looked at him, and I don't
know why he said this. Out of know he said,

(01:29:29):
He said, why you look high to me? He said,
what that got to do with anything? He said, you
look high to me?

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
He said.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
The reason you look high to me, he said, because
I've been smelling you. You smell like weed. He said,
why you always smoking weed? He said, Brud, sir, that
ain't got nothing to do with what we're talking about.
He said, you think about weed, I think about money.
Now what you want to tada. A man is as
he thinks, Change the way you think, change to where

(01:30:00):
you live. Those are my closing remarks today. Have a
good one today, y'all talk to God.

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