FULL SHOW: Thinking You're Fine, Strawberry Letter: I Can't Relax In Bed With Him - 11.28.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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the mouth out the word the money.

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Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come on you, uh I sure within him? Good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now.
One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man.
Oh man, oh man? How many times I got to
say that before I get tired of it. I think
it's gonna be a minute, folks. I gotta be real
with you, because boy, that's Steve Harvey, got a radio

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show man. Clear indication of how God can do some unexpected,
wonderful things for you, how he leads your life in
directions that you never ever saw coming.

Speaker 9 (02:39):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I was talking with somebody the other day and they
were talking about how man, they were young, and they
were doing things, and they never knew that the things
that they were doing as a youngster would come and
help help form who they were today as an adult.
This guy is fifty years old. And you know the

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same thing for you. If you look back on your
life and all of the things that you've done, it
helped shape you into who you are now. This is
provided now that you take the positive approach. Now when
I say look back at your life and see what
you've done, that doesn't mean dwell on the misfortunate moments,

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because the misfortunate moments were necessary.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I know it.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's hard to see that when it's happening to you,
but the unfortunate moments are necessary. You know, what really
makes you appreciate summer vacation is winter work. What really
makes you appreciate a walk on the beach is when
it's cold.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Is rain in our side.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
What really makes you appreciate when you're up, it's because
you've been down. See if you were up all the time,
just the nature of us as human beings, we would
lose our appreciation for it because it becomes case hurrah,
whatever it is, Well, it is what it is, just
what what you take it for granted, it becomes expected.

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But what happens in life s is it has so
many twisting turns, and then you learn how to deal
with those twisting turns, which makes you now a more
experienced person. And then when the sunny days come, man,
you go, wow, it's really nice outside. You really want
to appreciate how warm weather. Just stay in a bunch
of cold weather all the time.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I'm just this is really simple and now a lot
of analogies, but it helps you along the way. Now
here's what I came to say today to everybody out there.
And this has helped me in my life. I can't
tell you what it's done for me, but a lot
of people are struggling with moving forward with their future,

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their future plans, their future goals, their future aspirations, their
future hopes, their future dreams, just simply your future wants.
A lot of people trying to have a hard time
mapping out their future. Even what I'm gonna do, what
I'm gonna be, what I'm gonna make, how I'm.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Or go about it? What do I do next?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I want to share something with you that I had
to come to terms with the quickest way to lose
focus on your future is to keep focusing on your past.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know, it's like I said at the beginning.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
You know when I say it's wonderful to look at
your life and review it, because if you look at it,
it'll tell you it really helped shape inform you today
as the person you are now if you look at
it in a positive sense. But if you dwell in
harp on the negative that's happened to you, then that

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keeps you from seeing the good in the incident, every
bad thing that's happened to you, that was a silver
lining behind it. I know people who were on drugs
who finally, man just got sent to prison for stealing
because of their habit. I know, cat that's so dope. Well,
he went to prison. He told me one time, he
says Steve. He said, man, this is the best thing

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ever happened to me to save my life. Now, most
people would think, how in the world is going to
prison helpful for you? The brother said, it's saved my life.
First of all, it got me clean. He said, I've
been clean for five years from sitting in here. That's
for starters. I'm clean. I ain't stealing no more. I

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ain't putting myself in jeopardy, and I ain't jeopardizing nobody else.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
He said. Now, man, I.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Done went to college, I done got a college degree
while I'm in here. Then he was released from prison,
and the brother's life was completely turned around. He married,
he got a family, he got a great job. He
go to work every day. He's a productive citizen.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
So he looks back on his incarceration, even his drug abuse,
and it taught him how to appreciate the things in
life that he had taken for granted and was missing
because he said, Mamber, my life was just in a blur.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I didn't even know what was going on. He said,
Now I appreciate every day I wake up. That's what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Even in your missteps in life, there is a purpose
for the missteps.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Every time you fail, there was a reason for the failure.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
See what I had to do was I had to
learn that all of my failures taught me how to
get back up. So I became a very strong and
tough person in getting back up. And then I was
down and out so long that it taught me how
to really appreciate that up. And so I've taken all
of that and used it those experiences that happened to me,

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and I became a more experienced person. So next time
when people talk about me, who don't know me. It
don't shake me, cause everybody not gonna like you. Man,
you might as well go and get on this train
right now. And so what I'm saying to you out
there is the quick way to lose focus on your
future is to keep focusing on your past.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Let it go.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, he left. Sometimes the breakup is the blessing.
I know it's hard to break up because now you're
loaning you by yourself. But man, but wasn't you in
misery when you was in that? Weren't you in complete
misery in that? Now you kept asking God to fix it.
But it takes two people to fix a relationship. It
don't just take one. It take two to make a

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thing go right. It take two to make it out
of sight. You really do have to have two people
wanting a relationship to work. It can't just be one
person wanting a relationship. So you can pray about the
relationship all you want. If the other person don't want
you no more, it ain't gonna act right. You can't
make him do that. Oh you can't make her do that.

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But you steady asking God for a new relationship. But
you are yet to be grateful that you are in
a position to have a relationship, and you keep harping
on the past. You don't think you hear that.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'm just a dude with a show and I hear
it all the time. Let it go go forward. It's over.
You made it, He bought you through it, you conquered,
you survived it.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Why are you dwelling on it and making it the
cross around your neck when clearly he had removed it
for you. Now, all you got to do is come on.
So if you sitting behind them walls, brothers and sisters,
I'm talking directly to you sometimes.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Man, you just got to get it right. All this
repeat of fender business, that's for? Who is that for?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
How ignorant can you be to keep giving your life
back to the penal system? Be free, man, walk the streets,
do the right thing. Ask God to help connect you.
He could do anything. You think he can't give you
a job? Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Man? Put some faith on it. Let's move forward, y'all.
Let it go. Let's move You're.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Ladies and gentlemen. Right now, we are in celebration of
a new day.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
We are in deep gratitude, which effects our attitude, which
is directly correlated.

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To the altitude. We are flying high on gratitude.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry color
for Real, Mouth of the South, Junior Government named kill
Space and the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior. Well,
you done got real interesting with your questions now, Yeah,
so might as well find out what's on your mind today.

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Speaker 10 (10:42):
What did you learn? How did you learn how to
trust God? Because I got some things happening. I do
need to know how you know I'm seeing God? How
you know I'm still to me? It's an ongoing process.
He learned more and more and more. I tell you
the thing I'm learning right now now. It's patience. I'm

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learning patience. I'm learning that his timing is usually different
from my timing. I've already learned this, but I'm getting
it reproven to me right now that his ways is
different from your ways, and trusting him at all costs
is the best way, even though it has some difficulties.

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Because we are human and we like to put our
hands on something so we can be in the decision
making process and say that ain't necessary.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
The majority of the time for us to get in
the way and do that.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
So I'm still even though I know to trust him,
I'm still learning through the different situations that beset me
how to keep trusted. See, there's one thing to say
you believe, but then you got to hold that belief
when certain circumstances come up. See it's hard to just

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blanket water. I believe, I trust, and then something new
come up that you ain't seen before. You have a
tendency to kind of fall back a little bit and
go back into some other ways. So for me, it's
being an ongoing learning process on that complete and utter trust,
that complete and utter faith. So like this morning, I

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give you a prime example was this morning I was
indecisive about something, and so I had to look up
a Bible verse that when you ask for something from
God and you get in decisive, you get out of faith.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
You like to see, that's being tossed by the wind,
the changing winds.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Anything can come along and blow you off course or
make you get waves in the water and stuff when
you start doubting. And so I had to catch myself
and reinforce my faith and belief. I just think it's
an ongoing process for me. I'm just being honest about
it now. I'm pretty sure there's some full time Dedy

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created Christians that's out there going. I never doubt. I
always trust, I lean on them fairly. YadA, YadA, YadA YadA. Yeah,
now you don't because you heal me. And I learned
it a long time ago, but I got to relearned
it all the time.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Hew Man, you know something.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Amen, Amen, come on past the preach and we'll.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Be back with more to Steve Hart Moore to show
right after that.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
Hey at your girl, Shirley Strawberry from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Wishing you and yours happy holidays. That means
Merry Christmas and a very happy and prosperous and healthy
New Year.

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You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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That's normal.

Speaker 11 (14:30):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (14:31):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell, Darnelle, see for this, Darna.
How you doing this? Is Scotton with Big, Bigger and better,
where we make you large and in charge. How you
doing today?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Scott?

Speaker 9 (14:43):
Who I mean a Scott? I'm with Bigger and Better,
where we make you large and in charge.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I'm good, Scott.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
We were actually given a phone call by your wife,
your wife? Is that correct?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (14:58):
Okay, well you know your wife's your wife's birthday is
coming up pretty soon, is that right? Yeah, it's a
couple of weeks.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Yeah, it's coming up.

Speaker 9 (15:06):
Okay. Have you have you decided on getting or anything?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Or no?

Speaker 5 (15:10):
No, A lot a couple of days in mind.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
Well, actually, uh, we got a call from uh from
I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really
help you guys, and and something I think that she
wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't
think about getting.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Oh i'm all is okay and wrecking my brain.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
So i'm all is actually gave us a call. She's
actually had an idea, you know what she would really
really like for her birthday present. So what's the name
of your come thing Bigger and Better? Like I said,
I follow she calls you.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
I'm sorry, she called you to get me idea on
what I should get her for her birthday.

Speaker 9 (15:52):
Uh, yeah, well this is this is something that's a
little a little different than something that you probably would
never in a million years think of. But here at
Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge,
we actually do some things that we definitely know you
wouldn't have thought of. So I definitely understand her giving
a call.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
What's the thing? What's the name against Sam Scott?

Speaker 9 (16:13):
Scott Scott.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
You're to the point what.

Speaker 9 (16:16):
You're actually let us know that there are some things
that are really really lacking between you guys, and she
would very much like for her birthday. Well, you can
be a lot more well endowed. So you know that's
what we do here at Bigger and Better. We actually, hello,
what I could be well?

Speaker 7 (16:36):
What more?

Speaker 9 (16:37):
Well in doubt, sir? So I think really what's going
on is Beyonca is really not satisfied right now?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Call you to tell you that I'm not what do
you mean willing doubt my junk?

Speaker 9 (16:48):
So you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know
what I mean? You're you're Uh. I guess maybe may
be very impotent. I'm not sure, but you gidding me?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
What's what's the name of this company?

Speaker 9 (17:00):
Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge?
And right now you know you're not You're not larger
in charge, and we want to get you to that
we're able to come in for a consultation.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
The consultation I'm gonna call her right now because right now, okay,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 9 (17:14):
Call her well, and we're we're trying to do because
we're Do you not do you not think you need
to come in?

Speaker 5 (17:21):
I don't even think I even need to be talking
to you about.

Speaker 9 (17:24):
Whatever is going on in my bed room.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
I'm keen, so I'm not even I'm not even I
don't even know what's going on.

Speaker 9 (17:30):
Whatever can I say this?

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Whatever service is the first for me.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
There's gonna increase me in the bedrooms is the first
sign of denial.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Right, I don't have no I don't have no problems
in the bedroom. Okay, well you know I don't even
why am I even still on the phone with you?

Speaker 9 (17:44):
But sir, I mean you and I.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
You only have to worry about hearing for MERV. She
got something to kind of account with you. Then you
ain't go ahead and call that out.

Speaker 9 (17:53):
Now, let me say this. You have a you have
a very big ego, sir. But what I want to
do is is you know, but you're not You're not
as big as your ego. I want to get you
to that point.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people
say online. But you're gonna call me talk about my
wife called you saying that I'm in adequate in the bedroom.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
Sir, you know what? And and once again you're trying
to I know you're you're just doing.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Your jobs, got but I'm gonna have to call her
right now. Okay, don't worry.

Speaker 9 (18:21):
You're in denial.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
I'm in denial.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
You Hello, sir, I really want to help you as
much as I can.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Listen, man, I'm trying to get my wife's on the
phone right now. Okay, I know you you've got a
job to do, but what I need you to do
right now is stop calling me. All right.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
I'm trying.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
I'm trying to be nice to you because I'm sure
whatever it is she calls you and you're just doing
your job.

Speaker 9 (18:46):
All right. I'm trying to get you in here to
get a consultation so we can get you further along
the way.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
You are consultation a consultation. I don't need no consultation.
I don't need no sisters from your start, Sir, You're
so call me no more. Man.

Speaker 9 (19:01):
Hey, you're small and I want to make you bigger.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
You want to make me bigger?

Speaker 5 (19:05):
What's what? What is this anyway?

Speaker 7 (19:07):
Bigger? Huh?

Speaker 9 (19:08):
What kind of job is that?

Speaker 7 (19:09):
How do you even get a job like that?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
You apply for this job? You're idiot when you're a
high school dropout trying to make me Stop calling me.

Speaker 9 (19:18):
Man, mister Darnell, I'm still trying to help you get
through this situation. Okay, are you willing to come in
for a consultation. At least we're coming in for a councultation.
We can get you where you are.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Are you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna
have is my fist in your face that you call
me again. Tell you what I will come in for
a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything
like that. All your information, and I will come down
for a consultation. You're gonna be there.

Speaker 9 (19:42):
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours
of the day.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Sir.

Speaker 9 (19:46):
What I want to do is get you lined up
with get your when, let me call my wife. You.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
I don't need no procedures, give me your info, and
you got to work by hand for us. No more, okay,
but right now to get up call me. I don't
want to hang up on you. And understand trying to
do your job down there.

Speaker 9 (20:01):
You're small. You're small, and I'm trying to make you bigger.
Thank you, sir. You know what I'm trying to know.
That's a little small guy. I'm trying to help you
with your problem. Now. If you're not going to be
appreciative of it, then I don't even understand why your
wife knows you're handling your address.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Why would that we can have this conversation face to face?

Speaker 9 (20:20):
Why would your wife call here?

Speaker 5 (20:22):
It doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,
I can figure out why she calls.

Speaker 9 (20:25):
You because you're inadequate. Many sir, sir, here's the problem.
You're tiny, and you don't want to admit it.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
I let me get you know me, man, you never
seen me. You don't know anything about me. Allan, I
can't even believe my wife's even called you.

Speaker 9 (20:40):
But just this is just how you do business.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
You don't call me and call me. I'm tiny, sir.

Speaker 9 (20:45):
So I'm explaining something to you. I'm not owning the president,
but I'm also a client, sir. I don't give up
what you are okay, okay? And there are some other
things that let us know as well.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
What the would that mean?

Speaker 9 (20:56):
She also wanted me to tell you that this is
nephew Tommy from you Harvey Morning Show. Your wife just
playing phone called you back man.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Funny man. I'm all here over here looking at in
the mirror. Yeah, it's kind of great. I thought it
was good, but I got a little nervously.

Speaker 9 (21:17):
I was like, man, what's the baddest radio show in
the lane?

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Come on, now, you know it's a Steve you Harvey
radio show.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
Man, give me some kings, King of Pranks coming up
next to his ass to SELO Chief Love Officer Steve
Harvey in the building.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (21:43):
but you know it's even harder getting the right gift.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
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Speaker 8 (21:50):
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Speaker 1 (22:09):
No one has to know.

Speaker 8 (22:11):
Stop by your local Verizon. It is time to ask
the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. All right, Alana
in DC says, I went to a woman's empowerment brunch
and I introduced myself to the group. One of the
ladies at the table said, that's her to the lady
beside her, I had a messy affair years ago, and

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my social circle won't let it go.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I've moved on and I'm married. Now.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
Should I keep defending myself or stop going out to events.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
No, no, you keep living your life.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yes, she's got to live her life.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
All the women in that group is a fast her. Hello,
keep living your life. You ain't got to explain yourself
to nobody. We all make mistakes. Long as God forgives you,
it is your opportunity to get up and move on.
People not gonna forgive you. People not gonna forget. God

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washes the slate, washes the slate clean. I'm gonna go
with the God part of mine. Now, run up on
me and you remind me of something that I did.
Then I'm gonna remind you of who you're talking to,
and then we'll go from there. I bet the next
time you see me you won't go that's him.

Speaker 9 (23:31):
That's just me.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
But really, for the most part, in all honesty, man,
I don't address nothing out there about me.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
I just keep on living my best life.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeap, and you do it is life.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I'm not stuttying nobody, haters, trolls, none of that. Do
your thing, Do your thing, all right.

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Moving on to Mika and Columbia, Mika says, my husband
and I have a blended family of five children. His
five year old got her to unsels out and it
was our weekend to keep her. His ex wife came
to see her and ended up getting into bed with
her to watch a movie. I didn't want to upset
the kid, but I raised hell with my husband.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
What does he Why does he think that was?

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Who begs?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
She got in I don't know, man, the baby's bed,
the baby's bed.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Her house.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah it was, uh yes, because it was their weekend.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Keep y'all, Thank y'all.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
The Smith family were not fitting the co parent that close.
Now I'm all for co parenting. I think it's great
for the child, but come on, now, I think what
has to happen is I think that the the mother should,

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you know, be respectful of the current wife's house.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
That is, and it's a learned with her.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Now it's her baby, that's for the show, and that
don't nothing supersede that that's her baby. She made that one. Yeah, yeah,
you know, but but yeah, that's your house, right, and
so everybody has to respect each other.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
In this case, there's certain boundaries.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
So you gotta understand the baby hurting mind, Oh that's
my baby. But were you going to get into bed though?
Now that's where we try to learn.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, that's what I think they should have. Yeah, let
her be with her baby.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna take the baby this weekend house
in beds that I'm not gonna be able to sleep
good at all. I'm not I'm not gonna stay until
the bed. Just twiddling my thumb.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
But she wants to know.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Why does he think it was okay for for his
ex to do that?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
He don't know what to do. It's the first for him. Well,
he understands that it's her baby and she loves the baby.
We got on that he might not really think it's okay,
But what was he gonna say? No, don't comfort her.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
She five been spending more time than with that baby
that you have from birth.

Speaker 11 (26:33):
Yeah, all right, stayed at the hospital. They should have
just stayed at the hospital.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Y'all should have just picked up from tonsil appointment, got
took her to her mama house because you ain't gonna
lay up in here.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
All right.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
Moving on to CC and High Point c C Wrights.
My boyfriend stayed overnight at his baby mama house, so
I threw a dozen eggs at his car. He apologized,
and we called the girl on the three way so
she could so he could tell her that he is
in love with me, not her. I feel bad about
what I did to his car, and I plan to
get it detailed for him. What else can I do

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to keep him?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
We've done well well. Them eggs in the car is
just a prelum. What's really gonna happen to your car?
Via callar for Real?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
See, we have a we have a car criminal on
our shirt.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Allegedly, what you're not gonna do?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I'm talking about car sliding, sugar in the gas tank,
with the busting, seat splitting, you know, staying, wheel locking.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
You know all that.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
You know I've cheating these problems.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Allegedly Caller for Real has slid up on the car
and removed the all filter.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
You know how low down that is just all filter.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Just watch you.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
You ain't even got to You ain't even need a tool.
You just slide up under that and reach that all
filter and turn it off and walk off.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Lord, have mercy.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
This is just a pre limb as to what's going
to happen to you to this man now who wrote
the letter to lady Yes lady, yeah, see you trip it.
And so I don't know what to tell you. But
if I was the man I get out.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah and improve stuff to you and all that. I'm
not doing none of that.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Oh okay, No, I'm not getting nobody on the three
ways because I don't know how that's gonna go. Fellas,
don't never put yourself in a situations where you ain't
in control of soul. You can't have two women on
the funnel talking about.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
All right, let's move on to Lakeisha in Indianapolis.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Your phone in the tub last one.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
For the past two years, For the past two years,
I've been dealing with the man that is a boy year.
He loves attending swingers parties just to watch others have sex.
Our sex life is normal, one on one sex now,
But is this a sign that he is going to
want us to swing?

Speaker 11 (29:24):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah, you're down there watching faul. Do you know what's
coming y'all? Going down there now?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
And he told you that's all he want to do. Well,
what is you down there learning for.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Class?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Somebody gonna be down now. I'm telling you somebody gonna
be down there at the swinger club that you don't
want to swing with.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
All right, thank you, cilo.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah, this is Steve Harvey Martin show Man I confessed,
I don't like watching my grand keys.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
You have beautiful grandchildren.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
This the beautiful.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
They correct me, up, I don't like watching them. Watch
stop put that down where you're going want get down
off of that. No, I don't know how to find
pepper peas. Papa don't like to understand. Papa like watching
Sports Center seeing it and Nick Flick And that's what
I'm gonna watch, Papa.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I want a drink of that. You can't drink mccapa show,
coming up right up to you.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 8 (30:36):
Over half of Americans find themselves physically attractive, over half,
all right, but only thirty eight percent care if others agree.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
This is according to want me to let that marinate
for a minute.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
According to the latest data from you GUVs Omnibus research,
most Americans find themselves attractive.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
They say they think they're they look good. You know,
they're fairly attractive.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
But they say, and they say, they're not overly concerned
with the opinions of others about their looks.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Okay, take that.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Clearly, this story is about thommas. I don't really see
were here to go in there first? Because we've discussed the.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Attractiveness before several times.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Tommy is one of the over fifty percent people who
find himself attracted.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
It's no, Steve, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
That's the same thing attractive.

Speaker 12 (31:28):
Being more fine is more Carl with his mind. Yeah,
someone's attractive. But if you say they're.

Speaker 11 (31:40):
Fine, why you don't want me to be fine?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Because you not?

Speaker 9 (31:45):
Won't you?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I don't see how you qualified.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Let's run down the list.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
First of all, to be fine? May everybody see you
got to say.

Speaker 11 (31:58):
That that's what ye listen, no, no, no, no, let
me tell you it's shammo its chestnut and then me
I'm right there.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Wait, hold right, so hold up and boo too. No
hold up, ladies, So let me give you a short
list of who he in front of Denzel Wash.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Just hell you.

Speaker 11 (32:24):
Bron hold on Dinzel here because he got skilled. That's
because he got skills and he and he walked. The
women like how he walked.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
That really has swag.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Understand when the last time some woman said that you
shown't like the way you talk?

Speaker 9 (32:44):
Walk?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Anybody ever said they like the where you are? Certainly
do I not walk?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
How hard she get off the floor?

Speaker 7 (32:55):
How hard she?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I mean style?

Speaker 7 (33:00):
Natural?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
You can walk?

Speaker 7 (33:02):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Washington Walk President Obama can.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Walk, I'm gonna I'm gonna get hurry.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Can walk?

Speaker 7 (33:12):
You know.

Speaker 8 (33:16):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Let me see walk stop? Yeah you heard Steve has a.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Steve he got a wallet in his pocket. Then he cold.
First of all, I don't care wallet. That's how much
money I got? You you open up? Now, that's why?
Not much money I got? Why I know your money?
But you got a water? Why would I have a wallet?

(33:44):
I can't fit it. Come on, you got a while.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
He got too much money for a while, but your.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
I don't need a wallet.

Speaker 8 (33:59):
Tell me meat, but don't add a wallet. Don't put
a wallet to me because that will just add to it.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
You don't want you don't.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I got some money in my wallet. You don't need that.
I got money in my wallet. What he got in
here walking? You don't have a wallet.

Speaker 11 (34:13):
Food.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
If he puts, if Tommy puts a wallet in his
back pocket, is just gonna add to it.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
You're gonna add to what my walk.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Shut. Comes ahead, you put a wallet in your back pocket,
It's like having a pole on the bike.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Don't do it. No, Tommy, you don't have a great walk.
My walk is bad. I say, you just don't have
a great walk. You gotta hide. You want to have
a great walk with you?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Shut up, Jr. You shut up, JR. Walk raggedy, you
ain't walk. Okay, Okay, Tommy, listen to me. Kim Kard dashing.
Oh look see right there does.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Okay, ladies, Yeah, ladies, you heard his reaction to Kim
okay call it Shirley and Monica Nephew, Thommy, see now
you did it wrong though, you just all right. I'm
gonna try to set it up right. Hold on, hold on, Tommy, Tommy,
listen to this. Kim called dash all right, ladies, Monica

(35:26):
Chairley and Calin Nephew, Tommy.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Turtle Strawberry. You better, you better chill Crookeds you can
cricket me, sir, say another name, Monica. You hold on,
Hold on, hold on, ladies, But ladies, quiet More's chestnut?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Whoa ladies, Yes, Lord, yes, let's go white ladies. Brad Pitt, Yes, yes, yes, ladies.
President Barack Obama, Yes, yes, I know that.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Throw you a see, Tommy, when you find everybody has
a reaction to it.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, when you walk in the room, it's just Tommy,
Tommy Hallie, Beg God, Jennifer low Pez, Janet Jackson.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
You better ask somebody. Yes, I got it. I got
Tommy card b. See, I can go around on the
see see, I know where you at. Yeah, all the.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Names his name, I say, come on, I say one
for you. It's just Elbow girl. I thought you're gonna
say Morgan.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yes, I got one for y'all. Call, I got one
for y'all. I got I got one of y'all. Thomas Mile.
You know, yeah, young kids, my behind. I'm telling y'all,
I'm I'm draw read yeah, name on your draw and

(37:14):
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Tomas Little.

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Ai and Amazon time now for a round of wood.
You would you rather burst out laughing in church or
just bust out laughing during sex?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Which one?

Speaker 9 (38:07):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I didn't done both of them?

Speaker 9 (38:09):
Really?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
What was funny during sex?

Speaker 13 (38:12):
What?

Speaker 9 (38:12):
Me?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I'm always funny. I was killing it, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
But I'm sorry that didn't sound I'm always it didn't
come out, didn't sound right. I'm always funny when I'm
having sex. I'm gonna let you have that one. I'd
rather bust out laughing in church. I've actually done it before,
and the only one laughing.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
The only one where the guests passed and he was
talking and you know, had this cadence that I thought
was funny.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
And didn't a lot.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
You said, God a time he sucked that win in boy,
I thought, whoa, I was in concert hollering laughing or
he said something real quiet and the church got quiet
and they turned around.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I was laughing hard a mess.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Uh, how embarrassing, Junior. I'm going from you. Yeah, I'm
going to church because if I'm getting something, I'm not laughing.
This is a serious moment for me.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah, I've almost busted out crying before, but I ain't
almost all right?

Speaker 8 (39:22):
Would you rather? Would you rather compete in a twerking
contest or a pie eating contest?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Those are your choices.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I'm gonna do that pie. I'm gonna go pie.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
It seems like you ought to be able to talk, though, Tommy,
I don't.

Speaker 11 (39:37):
I don't see myself tworking. I don't know you got
the hide out on the show. That's not what I meant,
exactly what you mean?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
What I surely said, surely said, Tommy, seems like you
ought to be in the dance.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
That ain't what you said. I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Dancing?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, what about you? I ain't never worked in my life,
but I'm sure something.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
You would be funny because you can dance too.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Could we could we change it from a pieting contest
to a cobble eating contest, because then.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Don't want in there either one.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
I'm more of a cobbler guy. But I did have
the best cherry pie I've had in thirty years, where
at a breath called butcher and steel.

Speaker 13 (40:35):
Where okay, yeah, okay, that's hard to find a good
cherry pie too.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Oh it's difficult.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
I fed good, all right, last one, would you rather
have sex fully dressed or would you rather have sex
naked in the front yard?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Both of them?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Oh God, who.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Is my yard?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
And you've worked too? Yeah, he had sex in the
front yard.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
What what I need to go to the back? What's
the problem?

Speaker 13 (41:14):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Apparently you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (41:25):
All right in trending science news, guys, listen closely to this.
Doctor Shanna Swan, who was a professor of environmental medicine
at New York City's Mount Sinai Hospitals, made the startling
claim in a new book of hers explaining that, based
on her research, male penises are getting historically smaller due
to manufacturing byproducts. The substance in question is called flathlates,

(41:52):
which are chemicals created in the production of plastics. When
exposed to the human indocream system, screws with our now
hormone process, a dynamic that doctor Swan says is affecting
our reproductive organs. She cites different peer reviewed studies in
her findings which say there's a scary trend of modern

(42:13):
day babies being born with noticeably shorter members, which she
directly links to the flathylates she says, or seeping into
our toys and even some foods we eat getting historically
smaller due to manufacture toys.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
So that's what she said.

Speaker 8 (42:31):
Plastics, She's saying, plastic, plastic, the plastics doing it, which
are chemical plathylates, which the substance in question is called flathylates,
which are chemicals created in the production of plastics.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Freed the boxes now so.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Be drinking out of a plastic bottle that's bottom which.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
When exposed to the human integre, sup.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
I do well?

Speaker 9 (43:03):
That is.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Well, she says.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
The doctor said, this stern your growth everywhere.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
Doctor, guys, if we don't do something about this, men
can be impotent by the year twenty forty five.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Does she know all how many men?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
She sure, she's a doctor, and that's what.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
That's of environmental medicine.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
She She'm gonna go to hell. Will I'm gonna be
empty impotent by twenty forty already know that?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
How did you know that you're so healthy?

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Know when hell, I'm gonna still be the man I
am in thirty years? I already know.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
That you're gonna be ninety four at thirty.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah, I'm not even gonna want to then, well, I
mean I will for waking up tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (44:03):
Yeah, and I said indocrine system. It's an indocrine indocrine system.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Now what that look like? What indocrine looked like? What
is that?

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
It's a cream?

Speaker 9 (44:15):
No, you had it?

Speaker 8 (44:17):
Okay, let me just tell you what it says in
the dictionary. I looked it up. Secreting internally producing secretions
that are distributed in the body by way of the bloodstream.
Hormones produced by the indocrine system of a relating to, affecting,
or resembling an indocrine gland or secretion.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Like it's a crisis.

Speaker 11 (44:43):
Yeah, well, right now, I'm gonna keep checking mine daily
and making sure it ain't.

Speaker 8 (44:51):
Like you, like you check your prostate and give yourself waxes.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Right now? Would you say it has no effect on me?
Right now? So I don't give about the story. When
I'm gonna have twenty forty five, How many years is that?
Twenty four, twenty twenty years from now?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah, twenty years from now, I'll.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Be eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Yeah, you're not gonna be concerned.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I'm not gonna be concerned about that is.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
What about the rest of.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Aren't older men who take the blue pill are aren't
they still active at that age?

Speaker 11 (45:29):
See some of them.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
That will be fine.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I'm gonna be churwing them like the candy I'm gonna have.
I'm gonna have them around my neck. It's like like
a Halloween necklace with candy.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
With the candy.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna just have vig around my neck. Just
look like like chit lits every five minutes. I'm gonna
just bite.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
One off shoot it.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Wow. All right, I've heard it all.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
Yeah, you guys have been worn, so govern yourselves accordingly.
More of today's trending stories in the Steve Harvey Morning
Show right after this.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is Spike Lee.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Hey, this is Mary J. Blood.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
This is Stephen A. Smith.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Hey, this is Shaka Khan.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
You have no idea what it is.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
This is Carlos Miller. And this may or may not
be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is I can't relax in bed with him.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
I can't.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
We'll find out what that's all about and just a
few Yeah, she can't, she can't do it. But right
now that you is here, wait till you hear it.

Speaker 11 (46:45):
Okay, before we left the last breakshirty, you said, speaking
of Tommy, was you saying when he said you say
it time?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Strange looking said speaking of Tommy. Now when you say
speaking to Tommy, are you speaking Tommy?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
He's up next with the prank phone call. It's called promotion.

Speaker 11 (47:11):
I'm ugly to you. Yes, I'm talking to shirt.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
No Tommy, No, you're not ugly. But she didn't say
he didn't look strange.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
But but but but he's strange looking.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
He's not Tommy's No, he's not. He's not what he's
not strange looking, strange.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
He's a normal looking, handsome young man.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
You mean Tommy ain't handsome? Telling this boy that we
don't have handsome man in our father handsol.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Tommy thinks he is. Okay, I don't want to shatter
that man, Tommy think he said, Tommy, think you drop
the line.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Tommy thinking, but he got it.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, and now you think you killed me. No, no,
and if he accepted, he can have fun with it.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
I keep telling you his feelings right, Shirley's yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Them Hey before I played, I'm play for you before
you played the strange.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
My branks are not strange. Listen. The name of the
time it is is you got to bring those TVs back.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
Hello, Hello, how are you? I'm trying to reach a
Sharon Please. My name is Paul. Paul, I'm head of
security here.

Speaker 9 (48:40):
How are you? This is yeah?

Speaker 7 (48:43):
You you actually came out and you I think you
were here on Friday. Uh, and you came out and
purchased four flat train televisions forty forty two inches?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Am I correct?

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (48:56):
But what's you kind of what I was giving you
a call for sharing is that we got to of
a problem now when you purchase these actual flat scream
televisions on Black Friday, so to speak, it seems that
we've got them. Well, your your purchase went through successfully,
I will admit that, but there should have been a
red flag that have gone up because we're going back

(49:18):
over transactions of the past two three days here and
we're realizing that your purchase should not have been successful.
It should have been void. Your credit card is actually
not valid at all.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
No, no, my credit card because we got paid on Wednesday,
so my money was there.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
Well, actually, ma'am, I'm what I'm trying to explain to
you is that it is coming up in valid now
and we're having a problem with it. So I wanted
to reach out to you and give you a call
and see if we could probably.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
You know, it was valid when I was at the
rats because it went through I got to receipt everything
I am purchased that extenda warranty on all for them,
so it was valid on Friday. Don't know what's wrong
with today, but it was good then, and.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
I understand that. I understand that that, you know, just
being at the register and you purchasing in and no problems,
not all happening. That's pretty much a thought process that
you're gonna have. What I'm letting you know is on
the on the back part of it when you came
into the store. What we're getting the day the day
after is that it was pretty much invalid. It wasn't
good at all. Your credit card was not good at all.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
But you need to call your bank then, because I
don't know what to tell you. You know, I had
the money in there or the day I went and
bought them and that's it for me. So I don't
know who you need to call, but don't call me
because you know that ain't been in my problem.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Okay, you know what I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
raise this to be a major problem. We're gonna try
to rectify it and get it taken care of.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Yeah, I do what you need to do.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Okay, listen, now, h here's what we're gonna do. You know,
I want us to try to work this out as
smoothly as we can. What I'm gonna have to ask
you to do? Could I get you to come back
up to the store and bring all four televisions with you?

Speaker 6 (50:59):
No, now, you sure can't.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Baby.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Look, I bought them for TVs. I wrapped one of
them up this under the tree for my husband. My
mama early. She already got the other TV. We hunt
that up for home Saturday when we was watching movies.
So it really ain't no way we're gonna bring.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
The four TVs back.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
I think you should go back to what process your
credit cards and tell them that they that I don't
know what you're gonna tell them, but you need to
go back to them. I ain't got time to be
running back and forth to this store.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
I don't want to. I don't want us to create
a problem here.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
I don't want to do that than that you need
the lord your boys.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Okay, but no, you need to go back to whoever
do your credit cards?

Speaker 6 (51:36):
Because it went through when I was at the Stoke. Correct.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
I don't want to.

Speaker 9 (51:40):
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Speaker 6 (51:45):
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to do. I don't want to have to come out
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Listen, you know this is pretty much considered a theft process.

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YO back and get them about my phone.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
Which there's sure some TVs from our store, and you're
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Speaker 6 (53:25):
Think you gonna come get them?

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Get down.

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Thank you, nephew. Subject.

Speaker 8 (56:53):
I can't relax in bed with him, all right, I
just can't do it. I can't relax in bed with him.
Stephen Shirley, My husband drives me nuts in the bed,
but not in a good way. He's seventy two and
I'm sixty eight years old. We have been married for
twenty two years and it's both of our second marriage.

(57:15):
He has asthma, so I give him a breathing treatment
most nights, but that doesn't help his wheezing all night.
We have to keep the air down in our bedroom
because if he gets hot, it gets worse. I set
all of that to say that we can't have sex
without him getting hot, and.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Then the wheezing starts.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
He's six feet seven and I'm five feet seven, and
our bed doesn't fit him, and he's too cheap to
get a king sized bed, so he usually he's usually
balled up next to me, or his feet hang off
the sides or the bottom, which pulls the cover off me.
His old bones twitch at night, and his reflexes cause

(57:58):
him to hit me sometimes. I hate to add this
because it's gross, but let's just say he shouldn't eat
dairy because he does and I pay for it when
he's asleep. It's almost every night now that I'm getting
hit with a stink bomb. I cannot relax in the
bed with him, even having sexist challenging.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Since he started.

Speaker 8 (58:20):
Taking his pills, I want to sleep in another room,
but I don't want to leave him overnight because his
breathing is very tricky some nights. Yesterday he heard me
talking to my sister about not resting well at night,
and he got offended because he knows he's the problem.
If he just take his asthma medicine, stop eating cheese pizza,
and exercise regularly. The doctor said, a lot of the

(58:42):
issues will go away. I'm starting to think he doesn't
care if I sleep. Should I threaten to leave him
if he won't change, well, you never know, you might
have to, But I would say, first, you.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Know, get a king sized mattress.

Speaker 8 (58:58):
I mean, it's ridiculous that one of the reasons your
nights are so uncomfortable for you is that his big
six foot seven but is sleeping in.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
A queen size bed hanging over the bed. That's crazy.
You said he's too cheap to get one. That is very,
very selfish because you live and sleep there too, So
why can't you just go get a mattress?

Speaker 8 (59:21):
I mean, don't let his stubbornness make you this uncomfortable anymore.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
This is crazy.

Speaker 8 (59:28):
The good news is that this situation is fixable. I mean,
he's really stubborn. He sounds ornery and everything. But you're
both adults, you know. Don't talk to him though, don't
talk to your sister about him. I should say, you
got to talk to him about this, because this is
a serious situation. A good night's sleep is everything. You

(59:50):
got to talk to him about his asthma. You gotta
talk to him about the wheezing. You got to talk
to him about the pizza, the stink, bombs ew all
of it, and then let him know that his health
is is important and it not only affects him, it
affects you and everyone around him. Right now, he's in
his feelings because he heard you talking to his sister
about him, So you know you got to try to

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get through to him. Like I said, start with the
sleeping arrangements, the king sized mattress. You don't really need
his permission to get a mattress, and if he gets mad,
don't worry. He'll get over it after you both get
a much needed good night's sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Steve subject, I can't relax in bed with him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
The next statement after this, the response to your entire
letter is I can't take this, snow Moe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I can't take this, snow Mo. When women say.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
That to me, I cannot tell you how impactful it is,
especially if you love the woman and she looks you
and go listen to me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I can't take this, snow mod I can't do this.
I ain't gonna do this no more.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
And that's where you have to be, because you're at
that point right now, because you wrote the letter the
dude seventy two U sixty eight. Y'all been married twenty
two years.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
This ain't new.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
He got asthma. You gotta give him a breathing treatment
every night. That don't help his wheezing all night. Y'all
gotta sleep with the ad and then the meat locker
because if he get.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Hot, he get worse.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Did I say all that to say that y'all can't
have sex without him getting hot and then the wheezing starts.
Hot equals wheezing. We got to stop his big from
getting hot. We gotta keep that ad.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
Down on it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
We gotta stop having sex. I can't take this snow mode.
You got to get his sister. He's six seven, you
five seven. The bed don't fit him. He too cheap
to get a king sized bed, so he usually balled
up next to me, who too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Cheap to sleep? Right? How much do the bead costs?

Speaker 9 (01:01:58):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Look, I gotta quit it. Ya gotta get out my pocket.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Beds are expensive, Okay, I got it cause money, mattress, frame, headboard,
all this hit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
You can't just get another mattress. You gotta get a
bed size.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
You know, you gotta get a bed now, surely saying
you go down there by yourself. But you know, y'all
seventy two and sixty eight, you know, somebody on some
type of program or some teet hanging all off the side,
pull the cover off me. The old bones twitch at night,
causing him to reflex and hit you. I hate to
add that. Then he ass eating dad Cheeze pizza every night,

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just blowing the bed up at night.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
I can't relax in bed with him.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Hell, now, you can't relax, Kelly hotty twitching, he hitting
on you, blowing stink bombs in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
The bedy wheezing over there. The hell going on?

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Who is you sleeping with? You're sleeping with a natural disaster.
So night you get hit with a stink bomb, you
get up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
And hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
We'll have part two of yours coming up at twenty
three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject is
I can't relax in bed with them. We'll get back
into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays, it's hard to find

(01:03:23):
the right gifts, but you know, it's even harder getting
the right gift.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
But get this.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
line on my plan, and a brand new smartwatch and tablet,
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Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
No one has to know.

Speaker 8 (01:03:49):
Stop by your local Verizon. All right, Come on, Steve,
let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject I can't relax
in bed with him.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
This letter feel with hell. I can't relax in bed
with him at all. Her next statement should be, I
can't do this no more. And if God don't know
why I say I can't do this no more. Let
me tell you what they putting up with. He's seventy two,
she's sixty eight, he's six seventy. She five seven. The
bed too small and he got asthma, so she got

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every night she got to give him a breathing treatment
to help his wheezing all night.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Then we got to keep the ad down in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
That means got to turn it into a meat locker,
because if he get hot, it get worse. Then she
say all that, say we can't have sex without him
getting hot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Then the wheezing start.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
A hard half sex with somebody that you fin to kill,
really hot hair set and you think you fin to
kill him. Then the bed don't fit him because he's
six seven, he's too cheap to get a king size bed.
So he balled up next to you, feet hanging all
off the side, pulling the cover off of you. Now
you he got old bones. He twitched at night. Reflexes

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make him hit you sometimes did he eating Darry? He
blowing and blowing stink bombs all night and it's almost
every night you getting hit with a stink bomb. You
can't relax in bed with him. I can't take this
snow more. You too much. Right, you're six seven, you're tall,

(01:05:26):
you got old bones. You're snapping me all in the
back of my head at night because you're having them
nervous twitches and everything you donate this cheese pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
You're blowing up these bombs every night in the bed.
It's cold as hell in here. You too long, so
now your feet covering up, you pull the covers off me.
I'm freezing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
You're in here and you're wheezing at night because you
done got hot man, I'm leaving. Ain't nobody finna do
all this? And you got to put it in his face.
I can't take this snow more. I can't relax in
bed and then having sexy challenge. And since he started
taking his pills like he needs something else going on.

(01:06:06):
Now he taking the pills. Now he hot, he won,
he having bustle reflect since he hitting you up side.
Now he's sitting over here for no reason at all.
He's just getting he's just getting tough. Now he all
up against you. He already against you because he can't
keep his feet off the flow. I want to sleep

(01:06:27):
in another room, but I don't want to leave him
overnight because he's breathing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Is very tricky. Night.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
You're old, so now hold up, hold up, you can't
leave his old lady in there. Because he's breathing is
tricky and he might just stop breathing. You got to
shake his way so he don't just stay dead.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I'm not living. Now, that's sleeping with a corpse every night.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
The dead man that's live, wanting to have sex all
the time in his cold room.

Speaker 12 (01:06:51):
And he wheezed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Then yesterday he heard me talking to my sister about
not resting all night. He got offended because he know
he the problem. Yeah, you the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Once you think I was talking to my sister for
who you thought I was talking about. Don't nobody else sleeping?

Speaker 9 (01:07:07):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Fuck? Herman? What what herman?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
But not another herman? Another herman.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
He's seventy two. He got old thing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
You got one of them, old named herman Hubert, one
of them old named Oscar.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Cars Rayford Joshua.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Ezekiel moses, here's a car, and here the worst one
at all, because you're over there sleeping with last one,
with last one dead, waking up, he quit breathing. He

(01:07:55):
hot you in the bed with laz with every night.
Now he made at you because you talking to your sister.
You got to tell it to somebody. If he take
his asthma medicine and stop eating cheese, pizza and exercise regularly,
the doctor says, some of these issues will go away.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
He will take your asthma medicine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Man, what is wrong with you so stubborn?

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Yeah? Sitting all that weeding in it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Okay, we get it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Can't nobody sleep like this? Stop?

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Man, Hey, you know how you be snowing and your
wife wake you and tell you to get on your
side or something.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Yeah, turn over, something like that. He got to come.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
I'm starting to think he don't care if I can't sleep.
He don't he sleep? Should I threaten to leave him?
If he won't change, you got to leave him. You
might have rolled another bed in there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
So you can leave. Be in the room when they breathing.
Cut off. It's hard take vials. People fit to die.
It's hard.

Speaker 8 (01:09:14):
Took twenty two years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
We can't have sex. It's hot in here. Cut this
air on his cold all far tonight. You just sitting
up and you have hit me again. Hit me again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
See what happened? I'm slapping the sugar honey ice tea.
You can stop some of this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
His feet are hanging over the bed.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
What do you mean to died of this?

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
The bed ain't the problem. She don't care where his
foot hain. You don't want they're.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Squeezing the stop that's not gonna squeezing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
In his stink bomb to stop. You can put your
feet on the floor and just sleep on your back
if you want to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I don't give it.

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
But what.

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
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Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Holidays.

Speaker 8 (01:10:16):
It's hard to find the right gifts, but you know
it's even harder getting the right gift.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
But get this.

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
line on my plan and a brand new smartwatch and tablet,
and get yourself one two, or you could keep them
all to yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
No one has to know. Stop by your local Verizon.

Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
Well, guys, there's some spicy new research revealing where in
the world people are having sex having the most sex,
and it's not here in the United States. The Global
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the most sexually liberated. To come up with their list,
nap elaborated countries on the age people loss their virginity,

(01:11:09):
the average number of sexual partners residents have, rates of
sexually transmitted diseases, percentage of people who think sex before
marriage is morally acceptable. So the average American has sex
with about ten people during their lifetime.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Steve, I know you say we should say three.

Speaker 8 (01:11:27):
But the average American has sex with about ten people
during their lifetime, and the US has been named the
fifteenth most promiscuous.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Country in the world.

Speaker 8 (01:11:36):
Brazil, Turkey, and Australia tops the list as the most
promiscuous countries and the most sexual partners.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
So most thought you would think it would be the
US maybe in the top five or the top.

Speaker 8 (01:11:53):
Ten, but no, they came in the number fifteen.

Speaker 10 (01:11:55):
Did you say, did you say, surely the average America
has ten partners?

Speaker 8 (01:11:59):
Yeah, ten partners during their lifetime.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
There's seven people owe me? You want to do it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Hell whale, I need to just hear from you who
I'm married now?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
But it's seven people that ope me. So you stuck
to Steve's rule of three. Yeah, I'm not sticking to it.
That's it. So wait, so Steve, it's just yeah, y'all
think Steve was telling y'all to rule.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
I need to see the other seven. Okay, wait all right?
So what is the rule?

Speaker 8 (01:12:48):
I mean, who knew that Americans were so prudish? Were
such prudes? What is the rule on sharing your body count?
And is it higher than the average on this survey?
You're awfully quiet, Sir.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
I pleaded the fifth.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
I've been in the court of is it more than three?
More than ten?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Three?

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
It's three three, it's not, they say the average American.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
I'm a lower average. It's three.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Steve Harvey he with me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Three.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Why are you so quiet? Listen bit as badly?

Speaker 11 (01:13:30):
Now we can't ask you all these questions. Okay, the
answer is sure you can. What's the answer, Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Out breathing, all.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
In your life?

Speaker 13 (01:13:48):
Yes, the average American martins in a lifetime.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
All right, when I get to heaven, we're not discussing it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
You're name took a Steve Harvey Morning show.

Speaker 8 (01:14:06):
All right, So Steve, this is from Karen and Kenner.
Karenn says, my husband picked me up for lunch, and
when I got back to work, I couldn't find my phone.
I asked my male coworker to call my phone to
see if it was somewhere in my office. No luck,
my husband said my phone wasn't in his car. As
I was leaving work, coworker rushed over to me to

(01:14:27):
tell me that my husband called him back and asked
how he knows me, and he asked if we were
having an affair. I'm so irritated that my husband kept
my phone and called my co worker. I wish my
co worker had told him the truth that we are
having an affair.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Should I tell my husband the truth? Or does he
even deserve that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Wow? Lady?

Speaker 13 (01:14:49):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Lady? Lady?

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Off where this thing came from? Out of nowhere like this?
But let me give you some real advice. Your husband
took your phone because he suspects something. You stupid for
having him call your phone, because how would he know

(01:15:14):
your number? So now your husband to call this man
back and said, are you having an affair with my wife?
He did the smart thing and said no, you're mad
talking about He should have told him the truth and
said we are.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Should I tell him?

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
We?

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Lady? For what what do you want?

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Why don't y'all just get the divorce? Why don't y'all
just get the divorce? He don't trust you, You can't
be trusted, and you've done some untrustworthy activity.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Now that's the cat's out the bag. But go on
and get a divorce.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
But you walking in, when you walk in and tell
that man, that's that's what happened, that's gonna be, that's
gonna be a trickle down effect. I don't think you understand.
I don't thank you on There's gonna be some problems
for you. And that dude that called that he called
your husband back on that phone. Be very careful, yeah,
be very careful.

Speaker 8 (01:16:09):
Yep, great advice. All right, we have time for another one, Steve.
This one's from Tiffany and Saint Louis. Tiffany said, I
told my ex husband he could stay with us a
couple of days around Christmas to spend time with our
two children. It's what my children requested, so I want
to make them happy. But I made those plans before
I started dating this new guy two months ago. My

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new guy said it would be a deal breaker and
he won't commit to me. If I like playing house
with my ex. Why is this such a big deal
to him?

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Because he don't want no woman that's still playing house
with her ex, because it's gonna be a problem that
he gonna have to deal with that he don't have
in his life right now. Why would you invite a
problem in that's a problem. That's a problem if you've
told your ex husband that he can spend the night
at y'all's house for christ because that's what the kids want.
Then't going to have that relationship the new guy, He

(01:17:04):
ain't buying into that because that ain't nothing but a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
That is a deal breaker.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Because if y'all still spending the night together, y'all still
playing family, y'all need just gonna be a family. Then yeah,
ain't nobody signing up for that mess.

Speaker 12 (01:17:16):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
That ain't none of that equipping in the in the waiting,
that's all that is.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Now your man, he can't come over there during the
holidays and see his girl because you said to have
been in the house with your ex husband. So now
his holiday plans is gone. So now where him and
his girl at for the holidays? Can't go over to
the house. Now you got to go pick up stay
in the car. She come out like like her daddy
in the house? Man, anybody doing that with you?

Speaker 8 (01:17:44):
So is he gonna be in the house acting like
he's king of the castle and all that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Well, yeah, because that's what the kids want in his draw.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
Knocking boots, walking around.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Like he been walking to change nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Yeah, So what should she do tell the ex husband
that he can't come now?

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
No, she ain't finna do that because she didne already
promise the kids. She ain't gonna hurt the kids. She
didn't promise the kids. But you're not finna be able
to move on. You can't drive your car looking in
the rear view mir You keep doing what you've been doing,
You're gonna keep getting what you've been getting while all
these sayings apply, all the over and over and over
and over and over. You ain't going nowhere. You ain't

(01:18:30):
finna get nobody new because you still stuck on who
you had that was old. And you're letting this food
keep wedge his way in your life. And he happy
now because you sitting up at the house you need
him all.

Speaker 8 (01:18:41):
Right, Thank you. Coming up at twenty minutes after, we'll
have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:18:55):
Research from the National Retail Federation reveals that Americans expect
to spend and average of eight hundred and seventy five
dollars on holiday gifts, decorations, food, and other seasonal items. Overall,
holiday spending is expected to reach record levels in November
and December, and the most popular gift is still gift

(01:19:15):
cards with fifty five percent of shoppers saying they'd like
to get them this year, followed by clothes and accessories, books,
video games or other media, and personal care or beauty items.
So here's a question for you, guys. Do you have
a budget for holiday spending and do you actually stick to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
It if you do? I wish it was eight seventy five.
I wish it was that. Please nord more.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
I wish that was your budget.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
I wish that was right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Yeah, I stick to my budget.

Speaker 8 (01:19:46):
Do you these your budget eight seventy five or more?

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
More?

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
A little more?

Speaker 11 (01:19:51):
More?

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Yeah, I go. I go over. I make sure I
can give my wife everything I thinks you won't. In
most I'll go away over them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Yeah, but you know you gotta cut back on buying
for everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
You can't do what budget?

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
You're my wife everything she won't and more. No, we're
not finna do that. No, no, no, we're not finna
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
You gonna get in two different worlds though, No, no, no, no, no,
we're in the same world. You're sitting up here getting
everything she won't and moa, yeah, you crazy sit out
and talk to her so you can find out what
that really is.

Speaker 8 (01:20:32):
Thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play another round.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Would you rather? Right after this you're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:20:45):
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And for older kids see Miko three on Miko dot
Ai and Amazon. Time now for a round of would
you rather? Would you rather burst out laughing in church
or just bust out laughing during sex?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Which one?

Speaker 9 (01:21:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
I hadn't done both of them?

Speaker 9 (01:21:26):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
What was funny during sex?

Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
What?

Speaker 9 (01:21:30):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
I'm always fun I was killing it, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 9 (01:21:34):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I'm sorry it didn't sound I'm always it didn't come out,
didn't sound right. I'm always funny when I'm having sex. Really, okay,
I'm gonna let you have that one. I'd rather bust
out laughing in church? I've actually done it before and
the only one laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
The only one where the guests passed and he was talking,
and you know, they had this cadence that I thought
was funny and didn't a lot, you said, God, I
don't know at the time he sucked that win in boy,
I thought I was in concert, was hollering, laughing, or
he said something real quiet and the church got quiet

(01:22:12):
and they turned around.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
I would laughing hard a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Uh, how embarrassing, Junior. I'm going from you. Yeah, I'm
going to church because if I'm getting something, I'm not laughing.
This is a serious Mama me.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Yeah, I've almost busted out crying before, but I ain't
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Would you rather?

Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
Would you rather compete in a twerking contest or a
pie eating contest?

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Those are your choice.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
I'm gonna do that pie. I'm gonna go pie pie.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
It seems like you want to be able to talk, though, Tommy,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
I don't see myself working. I don't know you got
the hides on the shows. That's not what I that
is what exactly what you mean? What surely said? Surely
said tom It seemed like you ought to be.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
In the dance.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
That ain't what you said.

Speaker 9 (01:23:12):
I know what you mean.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Dancing?

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Yeah, what about you? I ain't never tworked in my life,
but I'm sure.

Speaker 13 (01:23:22):
You would be funny work because you can dance too.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Could we could we change it from a pieting contest
to a cobble eating contest, because then.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
I want in there either one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
I'm more of a cobbler guy. But I did have
the best cherry pie I've had in thirty years where
at a breastaan called butcher and.

Speaker 13 (01:23:48):
Steel where okay, yeah, okay, that's hard to find a
good cheery Oh it's difficult.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
I fired good, all right? Last one?

Speaker 8 (01:23:59):
Would you have sex fully dressed or would you rather
have sex naked in the front yard?

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
I hadn't done both for them?

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Oh god, who is that you haven't for that?

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Help is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
My yard?

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
And you can worked to Yeah? He had sex in
the front yard?

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
What what I need to go to the back? What's
the problem?

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Nothing?

Speaker 8 (01:24:29):
Apparently with our last break of the day at forty
nine minutes after the hour, and we'll have some closing
remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):

Speaker 8 (01:24:44):
but you know, it's even harder getting the right gift.
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(01:25:06):
give a couple away and get yourself one too, or
you can keep them all to yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
No one has to know. Stop by your local Verizon.

Speaker 8 (01:25:15):
All right, here we are, guys, last break of the day,
last break of the week, on this Friday. It's been
a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
We've had fun today, new week, no great week?

Speaker 9 (01:25:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Uh, Steve, what's on your mind?

Speaker 9 (01:25:29):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Here's my closing remarks. I talk about a lot of things.
I talk about discipline, I talk about faith. I talk
about consistency, I talk about never giving up. I talk
about a wide range of things because it's all in

(01:25:49):
line with trying to encourage people. Also it lines up
with me sharing what I've learned over the years. I'm
older than most people who listen to this show. Now,
a lot of people are way older than me. To
listen to the show a lot of them, but I'm
in that upper tier and I've learned a lot of

(01:26:11):
things in my life, and today I want to give
you the absolute most significant thing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Listen to me. You all in your own way starting now.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
If you have not done so, or it needs to
be revitalized, or you need to get it started, or
you need to just revamp it, you have got to
start paying attention to your relationship with God. I don't
care what nobody tell you. The central ingredient to happiness

(01:26:53):
or success is your relationship with God because it can
be a very present help at all times, and you
really need it in times of trouble, because sometimes, y'all,
you just don't have the answer. I can't tell you

(01:27:15):
how many times when I was homeless, I was sitting there, man,
and I just put both hands on the steering wheel
that will put my head on that stairing wheel, and
just say, lord, I just don't know. I don't know
what to do. And I'm telling you, I was trying
to think of everything. But when I finally realized that

(01:27:39):
me doing it myself wasn't working. When I finally realized
that all the teachings of my mother, who had been
a Sunday school teacher for forty years. When I realized
everything she was trying to tell me about faith and prayer,
I had stopped doing it and I was just sitting
there trying to figure it out. When I got back

(01:28:02):
to praying and talking to God, it didn't instantly change it,
but guess what it did. It instantly changed my mindset.
I suddenly realized I wasn't by myself. It suddenly dawned
on me that now He is really listening to me.

(01:28:23):
And you know what it did, I just felt better.
I just felt better because He gave me a calmness
and a peace. And then he started strengthening me to
give me the strength to endure this test I was under.
And then he started giving me some resolution in my mind.
He started helping me to understand why it was happening,

(01:28:46):
and I was able to cope with it better.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
And then one day I looked up and it was over.
My dream had gotten true.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
I had got a call to be on showtime at DePaolo,
And little did I know that that one call right
there would skyrocket everything. Now, it didn't mean that hardships
was over, No, it didn't. It didn't mean that I
was problem free. It didn't mean that I was I
had hit it now and it wasn't nothing else to
deal with now. It came with a whole new set

(01:29:17):
of challenges. All right here, we gave you this TV show. Now,
guess what I looked up. I didn't have nothing to
wear on TV because I was that backed up with poverty.
They gave me showtime at Apollo, and I didn't have
a clothes to.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
Go on the Apollo. But then you know what God did.
He started providing. He gave me a friend name Barbara
Bates in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
He gave me a friend name Jabib that owned the
store called Silhouettes in Dallas, Texas. He just started giving
me friends man that would let me buy clothes on
discount and up front, let me open up an account
until I started making money on TV and I could

(01:30:07):
pay these people back. All because I had formed a
relationship with God and he took the what I didn't
know and provided me with solutions. I didn't even know
what I was gonna wear on TV man, and he
started touching people's hearts and making a way. When I finally,
when I first got on showtime, did palla, I wasn't

(01:30:29):
wearing suits.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
I was wearing a little vest and shirts and stuff.
I said, Man, I got to give me some suits.
Barbara Bates started designing all my suits for showtime at
the Apollo.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
That girl man changed my life. Man, shout out to
Barbara Bates in Chicago. Beautiful system.

Speaker 9 (01:30:51):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Thank you to Habid Man. Thank you to a partner mine.

Speaker 8 (01:30:56):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
I'm My first opening gig ever was from Pankee Beverly
Maids at the front Road Theater.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
I ain't had nothing to work. He gave me two
hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
I went the man talking about my outfit to open
for Frankie Beverly and Maids at the front Road Theater.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
I look back, man, when I was thinking of all
the times I didn't have a way, and I look
at how many times God provided away. But that's because
I had opened up my heart to have a relationship
with it. And I'm inviting you all to do the
same thing, because God will welcome you with open arms.
God knows he ain't heard from you in a while,
and he okay with that. God is a forgiving god. Man,

(01:31:36):
don't you let the devil fool you and make you
think since you ain't talk too me in a while,
he ain't gonna listen to you. That's not true. God
is available for you right now. Try y'all get your
relationship together with God. He'll change your whole life. Those
are my clothing remarks today. Hey y'all, y'all have a
great weekend. Okay, God willing, We'll see y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
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