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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given them back A million.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Bus buss boozy listening to.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you know.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
You love you?
Speaker 7 (01:31):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth. Turn You probably got
to turn the mouth.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
The word of the money.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Looking me.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come out?
Speaker 8 (01:59):
You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
You all listen to the voice.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Come on dig me now. One and only. Steve Harvey
got a radio show. Uh huh, Steve Harvey got a
radio show.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Man, oh boy, boy boy man. God has been good
to me. I can't even I can't even put it
into words, man, But I try, though, I try, I try,
I try. God does things for me just right on time.
He's so cool with it. And I happened to run
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across Joel Oldstein on television like I often do all
the time, and I was sitting there and he had
such a timely message for me. A part of it
was something that I've said oftentimes about if you really
really want to be successful, if you really really want
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to change, if you really really want to prosper, if
you really really want to achieve greatness, if you really
really want to have something in life that's worth having,
if you really really want to accomplish your goals, you
got to push through all of it. He said that
when you get closer to it, the more difficult it becomes.
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Did you hear me? He said, the closer you get
to what it is you want or you need, or
you have to have or you would love to be,
it gets a little bit more difficult when you get closer.
He told this story that's in the Bible that I
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never heard before. This is what he said. He said,
there was a man who was paralyzed, and he had
heard that Jesus was speaking at a house, and so
he wanted to get there. So he convinced four of
his friends to put him on a stretcher and carry
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him for hours to get to this house where.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Jesus was speaking.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
He said that along the way, these friends said that
they went along because he had so much faith that
if he could just get to him, it could be
better that he could if he could just get over
there and he could see him, that he might have
a shot at getting here. And so he said, they
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took out along the way and they walked and they walked,
and they walked for hours. And then when they got there,
the house was completely filled with people. That was absolutely
it was packed wall to wall. There was absolutely no
way for the men to get him on that stretcher
end to see Jesus. This is a story that uh
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Joe Losting said is in the Bible, and he was
telling it now, I'm just repeating the parts of it.
I got gathered and so he said. They sat there
and they went, wow, man, we walked all this weight
and it's full, and and and and and and and.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
We can't get there, he said.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And then the guy with the affliction told the four men,
if you get up on the roof and cut a
hole in it and lower me down, I bet I
could see him men, and I bet it to be
all right now. He then said, you must imagined how
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these four men must have felt when you carry somebody
for hours.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
On on on on on on on the way.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
They had to carry some cloth connected by a couple
of sticks, said the me and shoulders had to be bruised,
had to have deep gouges, and them not cuts, but
just indentations where they had carried the weight of this
grown man for so many hours, and they looked at
him in disbelief, like, man, what are you talking about.
We done walked all this far. He said, yeah, but
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if you get up on that roof and you cut
a hole in it and lower me down, I can
see him and when he see me, it'll be all right.
After sitting there and imploring the men, they went up
and did just that, And then the story that Joel
os Dean said, the man was healed. But the point
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he was making was he was saying that the closer
you get to what it is you really want, the
more difficult it's going to become. But you've got to
push through. See, if you don't push through, you never know. See,
you can't get right to the answer. And because it
gets really difficult, started creating those little saying that we
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got as people. Well, I guess it wasn't meant to be.
I guess it wasn't Lord's will. Now, man, I guess
you should not give up right now. I guess you
should keep pressing. I guess you should do more because see,
in all of us, in all of us, when you've
had enough, I want you to know something. You do
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have a little bit more in all of us. You
can do one more.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That's one of my favorite things that I heard Joel
Oldstein said, and it kind of made me feel good.
He said, I always feel like I can do one
more anything, and I tell my friends all the time,
I can do one more man, I could do one
more day. I can do one more anything. Now Here
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was the jewel that I never really knew that Joel
Oldstein and God sent to me I needed to hear.
He said that no matter what you're going through, no
matter how long the challenge is you've been facing, God
has an end date for it all.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Did you hear me?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
No matter what you're going through, no matter what challenge
you're facing, no matter what situation you've gotten yourself into,
God has an ending date. All you got to do
is keep pressing forward. All you got to do is
hang in now. All you got to do is don't
give up. All you have to do is don't turn back.
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There is an end date for all of it, even
when you think you've had enough. And boy, have I
had this conversation with God on several things that I've
been going through and going I've even told him, look,
I got it. Man, he said, just keep hanging on.
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There is an end date to whatever it is you're
going through. There's an end date to your illness, your sickness,
your tired of being tired. There's an in date to
this relationship that you can't seem to get through. Beyond
over that's like a cancer to you. There's an end date.
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But you've got to hang in there. You've got to
keep pushing forward. You cannot turn around. You must not
go back, because when God gets you through this and
you break through to the other side, the reward and
the benefit is far greater than the struggle. I oftentimes
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look at some of the things that God has brought
me through in my worst times, and when He brought
me through, I went, wow, Man, now that I understand that,
Now that I'm on the other side and I have
the benefit of the reward for it, would you do
it all again to get that?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Yes, I would.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Steve Harvey Morning Show has begun only by the grace
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because of grace and favor. You have an opportunity today
to get it moving in the right direction. I don't
care what has happened in your past. I don't care
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what has gone down. God is going to get your
life together business, and it don't take him no time.
He just needs your willingness and participation in allowing him
to take control. If you're not a good driver, and
most of us aren't when it comes to our own life,
I strongly suggest you let him take the will. If
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you have never given him the will before, I suggest
you try. It is amazing how much more of a
comfortable ride you will have when you ain't got to
figure out which way to go.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Those are my opening remarks.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
All of that, ladies and gentlemen, this is the Steve
Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica
and the legend that is Nephew Tommy. Right, Yeah, what's
going on everybody?
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Good morning like that?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You know, just you know, yeah, it's all good, you know,
so a good Yeah. Last night I did a little fishing.
Whether it's real cloudy down here? No, no, yes, nay.
I don't be out on that dog. I know that
the stuff come out here at night down here.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Uh uh that's right?
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Oh lord.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Sixteen?
Speaker 8 (11:54):
What as yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
He said a hunt that's a beautiful blessing. Right there?
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
A town?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
That's a plantation?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
If it ain't nothing, Harvey Land, I love it.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
Congratulations called the legacy.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Hell no, no, no, no, no, never Land three thousands. Hey man,
hey man, you can take me out of MIC money.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Don't even wear take me out of MIC money. Now,
money around. Not much your giraffe cost? Don't know how much?
This is? How much money you got?
Speaker 10 (12:38):
This?
Speaker 8 (12:38):
How much money you got when you place the call.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And it's unconcerned with the response.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Hello, Hello, hey this Steve. Oh Is this all Exotic
Animals or dot Com? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, sir, Hey, oh, I was thinking about or buying
a giraffe? Y'all got any As a matter of fact,
we have two on order right now.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Oh I would like one of them? Please?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well, how would you like to pay? Or I'll send
somebody down there to pay.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
How much is it.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
This giraffe or that we have coming? Is seven point
eight million dollars?
Speaker 10 (13:25):
What?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, give me two of them giraffe? Y'all got the
elephants down there.
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Speaker 9 (14:22):
All right, now, if you tell me is here right
now to run that prank back?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
What you got for us?
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Now, I got it for you. I want my money back,
That's what I want. I want my money. I'm tired
of going to these churches. We get on there to
the church and you got up in the morning, you
done got dressed, and you done drove down there, and
you get down there and past I ain't preaching, okay.
Speaker 9 (14:39):
And so what if he's not there, then, what you
don't be me in there?
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Rep?
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Wheelcox preaching? He all preaching from the Book of Roof
right there.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And we not going what we're going.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
We don't. Don't nobody preach from the Book of Roof.
No more. I don tell y'all that I'm saying that
when I thought you've been to church.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
You hear everybody here in the roof. Yeah, let's go.
I want my money back.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Hello, I need to speak to Sister Felicia.
Speaker 13 (15:10):
Okay, who is this?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
This right here? Is Glenn? All right, this is Glenn.
I need This is brother Glenn. Can I speak to
Sister felicip But I have some please?
Speaker 13 (15:17):
Okay, sir, how did you get my number?
Speaker 6 (15:20):
I got your number from one of the deacons at
the church. Okay, what deacon was that? I don't even
know the deacon name. I'm listen when I'm trying to
ask you, I'm trying to ask you, can you reimburse
me for some money that I put in church on Sunday?
Speaker 13 (15:32):
Okay? Well, can you just calm down just a little, please, sir?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
I'm look. Are you the financial person at the church?
Speaker 13 (15:38):
Yes? I am, So what can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
I'm trying to get my money back that I put
in church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in
church on Sunday, and I'm trying to get my one
hundred dollars back.
Speaker 13 (15:48):
Okay, what did you not give from your heart?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
I gave from my heart what I thought was gonna happen,
but it didn't happen.
Speaker 13 (15:54):
Okay, help help me, help you what you mean, did
what didn't happen? What didn't happen, sir?
Speaker 6 (15:59):
Okay, Pastor wasn't there. Pastor was not there on Sunday,
and y'all had this guest for minister come in, who
I ain't like him at all. But the dog on
the offering was before he even got up to preach,
so I didn't already gain my offer, which was one
hundred dollars, and then I didn't even know Pastor wasn't there.
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You know what I'm saying. So here I am giving
one hundred dollars. I'm thinking, I know I'm gonna get
the word when Pastor there, But y'all put this dude up.
He coming from don't nobody come from the Book of
Ruth no more? He was at Ruth the villicus. He
was all over the place. I want to get my
one hundred dollars back. I ain't giving to that.
Speaker 13 (16:39):
Do you not read the bulletin? I mean, Howlton, do
you even come to church?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
I come to church often. I mean, what does got
to do with anytime?
Speaker 13 (16:45):
Well, if you were coming little often and read the bulletins,
or you would have known that pastor took a vacation.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
He took a vacation, so everybody knew he wasn't gonna
be there.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Yes, the regulars, the people that come regularly to church,
they know that, sir.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Okay, well, ain't know that. So I need I need
to get I need to get my money back.
Speaker 13 (17:03):
Okay. What I need you to do, though, is calm down.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I'm come. I'm just trying to say, I want to
get my one hundred dollars. I'm not giving that sermon
I got on Sunday. I'm not giving one hundred dollars
for that.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
Well, Sir, I cannot give you one hundred dollars back. Okay,
we don'na do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay.
I have to wait your pastor get back in because
two people have to sign a check. I can't even
do that for you, sir. Matter of fact, I'm not
even at work right now.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Okay, So am I gonna get my one hundred dollars back?
Speaker 13 (17:29):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (17:29):
Sir?
Speaker 13 (17:29):
Why don't you just call the church on tomorrow and
then we can go from there.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Okay, I'm not calling. I'm not calling the church tomorrow.
I tell you what. You know what? You know what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there tomorrow and
You're gonna give me my one hundred dollars. Either it's
in a check or it's in cash. But you Spenster,
Sister Forelica Patterson, you're gonna give me my money?
Speaker 13 (17:50):
Say what did you just cuss me?
Speaker 6 (17:53):
I just told you that, come tomorrow, I'm coming up
there to get my one hundred dollars. Whether it's in
a check or whether said cash, I don't care.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
What if he let me tell you something, sir, you
ain't getting nothing from us. I dare you call here
and cuss me asking for some money? Bab you got
now You're giving your money from your heart and doesn't
not a whole up there preaching the word of God.
You give because you love God. You ever thought to
me like that, y'a'll strip you naked, Jim. Then you
know what You better be glad this ain't twenty years ago,
because I'll have cussed you from a causey but he's
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saying me because you know I ain't no cushion.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
But I tell you what I will do, young man.
Speaker 13 (18:31):
I see you want you say your name is again?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
What did I mean? Brother Glenn?
Speaker 13 (18:35):
When I see you, I'm gonna give you don't right?
What a fellowship? Do you hear me? Ain't come up
from something? Because that's how you treat God's people. You
have been talking to me ignorance or picked up the phone.
You ain't saying Hi, man, he doing?
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Man?
Speaker 13 (18:48):
Can't help me out now? You just start cussing outing
at me. You don't talk to people like that. You
don't even sound like a Christian. You don't do that.
Don't you hear me? Right now?
Speaker 6 (18:56):
You want something?
Speaker 13 (18:57):
People you ask? That's what the word that you have?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Not?
Speaker 13 (19:00):
Because you not you don't call. You're hollering at me.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
I don't hear you call.
Speaker 13 (19:07):
You're cussing at me. Oh Lord help me?
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Can I sister police? Can I say? I mean? I
just want to say something else till you your man.
Can I say something?
Speaker 13 (19:17):
You can't say nothing to me. But do you know
what you need to do? Go get you some malice.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, ma'am. But I but it's one
more thing I just wanted to say to you.
Speaker 13 (19:26):
Ain't no one more thing. Ain't no one more thing.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Okay, But I just I just wanted to tell you this,
Sister Police. I want to told you. You ain't got
to tell me, yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am, but I want
to say this though. This is nephew tire me from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend, sister Doris got
me the prank phone call you, sister police.
Speaker 13 (19:53):
Oh my god, I am going to get Doris. Ooh, yes,
I am Tommy y'es.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
I hello Steeven you no, no, ma'am, no, ma'am. Steve
is out of here with me.
Speaker 13 (20:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna need to have a
prive and mama with sister Dolls.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (20:16):
I got to be private. Can't nobody here, but I
got to share with her.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Yes, that's gonna just be me, her and the lost
sister police. She's hold me. She say, my girlfriend is
blessed highly save but saved, and she said, I want
you to see if you can push her. But sister,
I did, police and you you you rolled it out.
I'm gonna tell you, but you let me ask you
something though. Twenty years ago, you you you it'd been
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a little different.
Speaker 13 (20:41):
Ooh, twenty years ago. Got to pick you up and
dropped you back down, looked at you and walked off
of you after I got you, cussing you out. But
that was twenty years ago. Oh, thank the.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Loss for delivering.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Who oh man, lord.
Speaker 13 (20:57):
My legs, she's shaking. Who long?
Speaker 6 (20:59):
Who the policit I gotta ask you, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 13 (21:09):
Oh, I must say, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Me you got, me, you got and there you have it.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Be back in the our shirt, the same stupid, same channel,
same time.
Speaker 9 (21:26):
All right, nephew, thank you coming up next as the
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Speaker 1 (22:22):
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on TikTok. That's all coming up at the top of
the hour, but right now it is time to ask
the Colo. This is from Malcolm in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Colo.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
Malcolm writes, my wife and I had a bad blowout
because I hung out with her ex and we ended
up on some pictures together. She hates him, so I'm
supposed to hate him, but he's a cool guy. We
were in a group set, so was I wrong for
kicking it with.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Him, absolutely absolutely, one wrong, one hundred wrong. Let me
ask you something, dog, All you gotta do is reverse it.
Suppose your wife was somewhere kicking it with the ex,
her ex, your wife. He's a great guy, now I remember,
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how happy would you be? And they just up in
these pictures kicking it?
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Exes is out? Don't come over here, don't mean, don't
bring them up. I don't want to hear.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
No, he.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Guy, Yeah here, cool guy? What dog? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Dog?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Now?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
I ain't? That's yeah, man, you wrong? She hates them.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
He obviously she has some unfond memories some things he
did to her or she didn't forgive them, which which
caused the divorce. And now you cool with him?
Speaker 8 (24:05):
No man? Uh got a line, Hey man, you you
don't know. You don't know what the problem is.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
You might want to check into why she's so mad,
because if there was any type of abuse of any kind.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
And you over there laughing with the dude, you you're
out of lying.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
But you should be doing that too.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
No, dog, that's all it is.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
If you if you do something to somebody I love,
and I hear about it, and I wasn't in your life.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Then when I see you, I'm slapping you and you
should be on her team.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, absolutely, love and support her all right.
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Moving on to Sandra Anne Sandra Anne in Houston. Sandra
Ann writes, I didn't. I don't tell my husband everywhere
I go in a day, and I'm sure he doesn't
tell me every stop he makes. He had started calling
me to ask where I am and what I'm doing
more than he used to.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Should I do the same thing to him? So he'll
stop it.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Now, you gotta under stand, okay, where you at, what
you're doing. Sometimes you gotta know where the bus is at.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
Sometimes you just gotta keep a try. It's like a tracker.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Tell the truth.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Let me tell where you at.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Okay, that's eight miles away, all right, what you're doing?
I'm getting my hair done, that's three hours?
Speaker 8 (25:25):
Okay? Cool, all have a great day. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
So now if if you reverse it on him, nah,
now we can see what's going on, so you know.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
But you're not gonna say just say what it could be.
You're just gonna hint at it.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, you know, because you don't know, you know, he
just could be insecure.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
He could actually suspect you of cheating?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
But is he though?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I just do These are the two scenarios. Look at
you know, just say it just out of no where?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Hey? Where you at? What you doing? How long are
you're gonna be? Where you? You don't know how to ask? Yeah?
You know how to get that information?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Andrew get a tracker? Yeah, there you go? All right,
here we go. Next is Andrew and Andrew and Dover?
Speaker 8 (26:26):
Will you think?
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Andrew says, uh, I have a friends with benefits relationship
with a lady I met online.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Every two or three weeks.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
She's asking me if we can be more than friends,
and she cooks for me and buys me things. How
do I keep a friendly sexual relationship with her? Is
that possible? He wants to know, Andrew and Dover.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Well, yeah, if that's all it's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
But I'm telling you what she won't and she's saying
what she wants. But you got to stay the course,
you know. But you're gonna have to get into why
in a minute. And why is oh, well he got somebody.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Oh oh, which is why he only has the friends
with benefits with her.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, because he's not going to commit to her. Somebody
else is saying, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
This this is easy. Men, ain't that complicated, y'all.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
But he still wants to have sex with her on
the side. Yeah, nothing more permanent. Okay, Well, is he
gonna stop taking the gifts and stuff and eating her food?
Speaker 8 (27:41):
That's the benefit.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
That's all the benefits. She got too big of a package.
You can you see see you done gave too.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Much without getting enough.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Agreed?
Speaker 8 (27:53):
All right?
Speaker 9 (27:54):
Last one, Steve, last one. This is from Panina and Charlotte.
Nina writes, my Panina, Panina.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Oh no, no, Panina. You know any Panica.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Probably probably live in Salva go here.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
She lives in Charlotte. Okay, she's from Charlotte, and.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Well, you know Salmador random.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
Can get it.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Banina.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
You know, I've been black sixty eight years. I don't
know a black person named Panla. I mean, whatever, Pinata,
whatever her name is.
Speaker 9 (28:41):
Banina and Charlotte writes, My neighbor speeds through the neighborhood.
I sent an email about it to our h o A.
The HOA sent the neighbor my email, and she stopped
speaking to me. My husband said that I am messy
what's the purpose of an h o A If we
can't complain, you.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
Ain't the h o ATO. But why are you all
in this here? Well and guess what.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
She's still speeding. What you're telling it for? See you
at h O eight neighborhood block watch? Two different things. Now,
what what you want to be? You want to head
of the you want to be hered a block watch
or you want to be the homeowners associated. Make sure
everybody grass cut, make sure everybody mailbox two feet.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
From the curve, everybody got decorating stuff.
Speaker 9 (29:32):
She doesn't want to get hit or you know, yeah,
this is this is not right, speeding through the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
What do you speaking?
Speaker 8 (29:43):
What's her name again?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Say her name again? What they have to do with it?
Hence Charlotte Amina?
Speaker 8 (29:49):
Kids is farty? What kids is farty?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
That's a old that's an old name from all you know.
Speaker 14 (30:02):
Oh, but she's with somebody's kids, yes, or someone or
direct someone's car.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
There's so much she can do speeding through the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I'll tell you right now, with a name like that,
I would not be writing in on the radio.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
Cleave her name over. I like Panina. I think it's
you all right, thank you, Celo, Not really so.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
You pretty name, but it pretty name. Be on a plane.
Speaker 9 (30:25):
Keep on coming up. At the top of the hour.
We will have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 11 (30:31):
You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
Former NBA star Gilbert Arenas was arrested on July thirtieth
as he and he faces now federal charges for allegedly
running an illegal gambling operation from his home in Ensino, California,
right off the house. After his arrest, Arena spoke about
his charges on a livestream video, and he said he's
(30:59):
not worried because he's not going down for the allegations.
Arena said, quote, good luck in court. I'm pretty sure
I ain't gonna be there when it's starting to go
down because, yeah, I'm snitching, That's what he said. Arena's
trial starts on September twenty third.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Oh brush, Yeah, don'ge is at your house when you
get through telling on everybody, We all this was at
your house.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
That part.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I'm snitching. That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Honor gone, brother, But they came.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
In your house nitching on yourself.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
First, Now, who bank rolled it. You know who organized
all the playoffs?
Speaker 8 (31:51):
It's good? Why was they at your house?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
The illegal guy? You know, I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Man.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Man, it's so.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Crazy to watch these men fall from grace. Do you
know how hard it is to get to where you're
trying to get to in life and then to risk it,
to risk it on something. But you look at all
the falls of re bro bro listening to me, You
(32:23):
ain't got to do that at your house.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
Look, bro, they got if you ain't even gotta go
to Vegas where he where he at now?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
He's an in Sino California, California anywhere.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, you got money like Vegas and four hour drive. Yeah,
and you're down there. But see when when I look
at all these snitch, I'm not snitching. I am telling.
That's a difference. What's the difference telling no snitching snitching?
(32:56):
Is when you are a criminal, uh huh, and you
get caught in a criminal activity and instead of you
can't do the time, don't do the crime, you start
telling them everybody that's snitching, they wouldn't have been in
your house to begin with. You not throwing dice on
(33:16):
the floor, you're not pitching pennies at my house, monopon
letting them Now, you're not doing that. You ain't betting
on Uno in mind. I'm so scared of going to jail.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
All right, moving on, Moving on again. Arena's trial will
start on September twenty third.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Of this year.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
You just got arrested.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Well, speedy trial. What can you say?
Speaker 8 (33:47):
Why is here so faint? All right? All right?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Moving on.
Speaker 9 (33:53):
This is an interesting story out of Zambia. A wildlife
orphanage in northern Zami, of course that in Africa, has
the most fashionable chimps. According to researchers, these chimpanzees have
been turning heads and raising eyebrows by decorating themselves with
sticks and blades of grass that they stick in their
ears and in their butts and prance around showing off
(34:16):
their style. Don't ask me, I'm just the messenger here.
Researchers reportedly found it odd, but the other chimpanzees at
the orphanage jumped on the trend and started dressing up too.
Researchers think this is a crazy. Part to me, researchers
think that the chimps could be mimicking their human handler style.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
What I don't know who they saw put the branch in
their butt.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
But what like, what.
Speaker 8 (34:44):
Bit I gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I can take that branch and put it in I
can take that branch and put it in one of
my built loops. But I'm not gonna be able to
stick that branch. Did that bark on it? I'm go
I'm not gonna be able to do that with that bar.
I'm not gonna even if you whited it down, I
ain't gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna just
tell you right now. I'm gonna just tell you right now. Yeah,
(35:11):
I changed my eurologists to a uh to an Asian
lady because the size of her hands.
Speaker 8 (35:17):
Then I could get the prostated. Damn, I didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Well, I'm so glad that they came up with the
p s A blood work and all that now, so
I ain't got to go in there and deal with
that no more.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
I thank the Lord for that.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
But that's and I go regular lives, and I go
regular enough to keep my ps A.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
It's extremely low, very very good. Praise God for that.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
As far as the monkeys in Zambia putting them branches
in there butt, that right, there go correction.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
That is.
Speaker 8 (35:50):
Well, well, well I don't know, Tom, because.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Everything too far.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Well but monkey butt it's different. I'm pretty sure monkey
it is difficult. They walk around neked all the time,
so they probably have a high tailerrance for stuff on
their butt because they sit on it all the time.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
They'd be sitting on lel and stuff, you know, pretty
sure on them and had.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
A ticket and we move on. Please all right.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Finally, guys, here's another story of just someone doing too
much on social media. This female police deputy in Houston.
She put this thing on TikTok. She said, didn't get
cracked last night, So everyone is getting a ticket. Didn't
get cracked last night, Everyone is getting a ticket. Yeah,
so TikTokers thought she meant she didn't have any sex.
(36:43):
So she's going to stop everybody and give them a ticket.
The video went viral. She deleted it, but she not
before her superior saw it. So she's in trouble. She
she's under investigation, but she's still working.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
She's pretty well, send the video to me and Tony,
So yeah, let it be.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
We come back from.
Speaker 15 (37:07):
Commercial anyway, all right, coming into creaming right after President
truck plans to add a ballroom, a high dollar ballroom
to the White House.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
We'll talk about it.
Speaker 8 (37:18):
Right after this.
Speaker 11 (37:20):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
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Speaker 7 (37:28):
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Speaker 9 (37:57):
In addition to name calling and lashing out at everyone
in interviews and on social media, President Donald Trump has
unveiled plans to build a lavish, privately funded, two hundred
million dollar ballroom addition to the White House. Construction is
set to begin next month and should be completed before
Trump's second term ends twenty twenty nine. The White House
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Press Secretary described the new ninety thousand square foot edition
as the quote state ballroom to host up to six
hundred and fifty guests. That's more than triple the capacity
of the existing East room. The project follows other gold
tinged renovations such as the Rolls Garden makeover, oversized flagpoles,
and lux interior trim, prompting critics to compare the style
(38:42):
to Trump's mar A Lago esthetic.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
So here's a question. Do you think the first lady
is doing this?
Speaker 9 (38:48):
And why does the president care about the rose Garden
or ballroom right now?
Speaker 7 (38:53):
Why I've been to the White House. I don't see
where they got room for this.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, we've all been.
Speaker 8 (39:00):
Ninety thousands.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Is this is this his house of the People's House?
Speaker 8 (39:05):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Was the People's House?
Speaker 9 (39:08):
People Renovating Fund privately funded two hundred million dollars.
Speaker 8 (39:13):
Okay, this is what I don't get.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
He can he can do whatever.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, have you ever you've ever seen anybody this dude
right here is he's in total control because they are
afraid of him. He has hijacked the Republican Party where
it don't it don't even resemble what it used to
look like.
Speaker 8 (39:39):
It's a one man show. We have a president that
is so petty. I've never met.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
A president he's made more petty statements since he been
president than all the presidents total, and cares about He
just got mad at Charlamagne.
Speaker 8 (39:58):
He got mad about him. Here you mad at him fault.
Speaker 14 (40:01):
Because he did an interview, called him out, and so
he's mad at him. So now you're building this two
hundred million dollar ballroom.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
The American people are struggling.
Speaker 14 (40:12):
You're taking away benefits, the veterans people are struggling with
the economy.
Speaker 9 (40:17):
And Johns the lady. He fired the labor secretary. He
just fired her because he didn't like her report on unemployment. Unemployment.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, he just fired her. Independent she's not even.
Speaker 9 (40:30):
Political, she's just a stats person.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
They do numbers.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Because unemployment is sky high. He didn't like hers saying that.
He's telling everybody, listen to me, the economy is great.
Speaker 8 (40:44):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I would never touch Medicaid. The big beautiful bill has
And here's the crazy part. The Medicaid cuts weren't going
to effect until after the mid term elections. And because
if the Democrats had a sense, they would be harping
on this right here to get some of them seats back.
But they stupid and they not guess what the Republican's
gonna turn around and blame them for the medicaid that
(41:08):
they have already passed in a big, beautiful bill.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
Oh, they slickered in.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (41:13):
All right?
Speaker 9 (41:13):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we
will play a game of who would you call?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Right after this?
Speaker 11 (41:19):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (41:26):
All right, guys, it's time to play around of who
would you call? Which one of your co workers would
you call? Guys if you needed to borrow a car?
See stay steep, all right? Which one of your co
workers would you call if you who's the oh? Oh,
(41:48):
okay called Tom good?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Okay? Which this is so easy? This next one?
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Which co worker would you call if you needed help
fighting in a bar?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Tommy? Tommy, that's so like.
Speaker 10 (42:05):
That.
Speaker 8 (42:06):
I tried to change my life. I'm calling you.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
You're still going to get that call, all right? Which
which one of.
Speaker 9 (42:16):
Your co workers would you call if you needed help
picking out curtains?
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Shy curtain? Got it?
Speaker 8 (42:25):
Lo dy? Kitchen curtains.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I don't do kitchen curtains, not at all, all right?
Speaker 8 (42:31):
When you got no window coverings in her kitchen, I.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Don't even know when to us in my kitchen.
Speaker 8 (42:38):
What what do you need to see?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I never go in there for what kitchen?
Speaker 8 (42:45):
You got?
Speaker 14 (42:47):
Right?
Speaker 6 (42:48):
All right?
Speaker 9 (42:49):
Which this is easy to Which one of your co
workers would you call if you needed a good lie, Steve?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yes, see.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
You believe it?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (43:06):
Which one of your co workers would you call if
you needed help with your computer?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Would Carlo? I would think Carla on this one.
Speaker 14 (43:14):
Carla, Yeah, you can call me, but then you know,
behind the scenes, we'll call Dave.
Speaker 8 (43:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (43:25):
Which one of your co workers would you call if
you needed help grocery shopping?
Speaker 8 (43:29):
Who am I? Monica? Monica? Monica? The prices of everything?
Whole Food?
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Target should be all down now, all the Trader Joe,
all of the regular stoves, all the Dollar General be
behind your stuff, honest.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
No, not Dollar General or Target. No.
Speaker 8 (43:51):
Hey, I'm telling you right now, I don't play with Monica,
Bond Monica.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
All right?
Speaker 9 (43:57):
Which one of your co workers guys would you call
if you needed a small loan?
Speaker 8 (44:03):
Steve?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
You don't even think about it? Yeah, let's move on.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Long asked me if you
could borrow a certain amount?
Speaker 14 (44:14):
Now I tell you, I see, yeah, can I borrow
three million dollars.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
God, that's a small loan. Yeah, I mean we're going
big and going.
Speaker 7 (44:27):
To weep and be way more million dollars.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Shut up, Tommy, Me, you and Tosh got to sit
down and explain calling not gonna be there on Tuesdays.
Speaker 8 (44:44):
And wind.
Speaker 9 (44:48):
I got smaller amount three million, five hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
How about that? Ohay, wins?
Speaker 8 (44:56):
I still need that Tuesday win.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Oh God, take your chances at the bank denied?
Speaker 8 (45:05):
All right?
Speaker 9 (45:06):
Which one of your co workers would you call if
you need it? If you needed a relationship advice?
Speaker 8 (45:15):
I know, I know who you bet not call?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
That would right?
Speaker 8 (45:20):
The ball head food right there?
Speaker 14 (45:24):
Knock out time.
Speaker 8 (45:25):
You shouldn't be so upside down? Ready enough leave, ready
to love you? Are you ready to break up?
Speaker 9 (45:37):
Which one of your co workers would you call if
you needed help? Cussing someone out?
Speaker 14 (45:42):
Call, I'm here for you to get that stress out.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Get it, good at it Tommy, Temmy, he want to
fight too fast? Tommy cussing you out?
Speaker 6 (45:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (45:55):
A couples don't call me? Do me?
Speaker 1 (46:00):
I got nothing for you?
Speaker 8 (46:01):
Yeah? God got it?
Speaker 10 (46:04):
Sorry.
Speaker 9 (46:04):
Guys Coming up next to the nephew says he's changed
he doesn't fight like that anymore. All right, prank phone
call with the nephew coming up right after this. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
(46:26):
about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter
for today, and the subject is he can get he
can get with this or stay with that. He can
get with this or stay with that. We'll get into that. Yeah,
you can get that.
Speaker 8 (46:40):
He can stay with that.
Speaker 9 (46:42):
Okay, yep, we'll get into it in just a few
because right now the nephew is here with today's prank
phone call.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
What you got for his nephew? You changed and everything?
What you got?
Speaker 8 (46:53):
You like the fact that I've changed? Don't you like it?
Speaker 11 (46:57):
Really?
Speaker 9 (46:58):
Honestly, I haven't noticed the change?
Speaker 8 (47:03):
Hell, I hem, you're I'm not hot headed.
Speaker 7 (47:08):
I don't let people put my buttons, are not pushbars
telling me?
Speaker 8 (47:11):
Do you see me out of line? Now?
Speaker 7 (47:13):
I'm good, I'm not. I'm in a great place in
life right now.
Speaker 8 (47:17):
I'm good.
Speaker 7 (47:17):
Okay, okay, okay, the old timey coming back.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
I've never seen a change.
Speaker 8 (47:28):
Go ahead, I say you, well, he do live back
in the back back then.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Don't poke the bear, don't poke.
Speaker 8 (47:36):
The bell man, do not poke the bell.
Speaker 7 (47:38):
I'm gonna do this up front first week z Row
Week zero comedy Jam. It's going down Labor Day weekend,
August and twenty ninth. It is myself along with Bill
Bellamy in the building. Were at the Botwheel Auditorium and
tickets are on sale right now. All right, special guests,
we got miss b she's out of Birmingham, Alabama, So
get ready. That's Valdosta State versus Clark Atlanta and University
(47:59):
of West Alabama versus Forth Valley and it's going down
week zero.
Speaker 8 (48:04):
All right.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
I'm gonna be there, Bill bell Me gonna be there.
The band's gonna be there. You don't want to miss it.
Great weekend, great late with day weekend. So get ready
to get ready. This print call right here is Jean.
I got you girl. Let's go cat Dog Hello, sweaty Jean.
Speaker 10 (48:20):
Yeah, what's old us?
Speaker 8 (48:21):
My name?
Speaker 7 (48:22):
Vernon Brother was playing what's going on? Need to holler
at you for a minute of my mind about what
I want to holler at you about your wife? So
you got a minute. I don't even know how to
break this to your dog. I just want to be
straight up with you man, me and your wife been
kind of seeing each other.
Speaker 8 (48:37):
And uh, really she want to let you go.
Speaker 7 (48:41):
But she ain't, you know, she really ain't got it,
got it up in or to say she want to
let you go. So I'm coming to you like a
man and letting you know, you know that she really
wanted to shut it down with you. We've been seeing
each other for a minute now, so I don't know
how we can. You know, I'm just coming at you
like a man brother, trying to let you know she
(49:03):
don't even really want you no more. You know, we
done talked about it, talked about it, and I'm just
trying to get it all.
Speaker 8 (49:10):
I know. I'm tired. I'm tired of hiding with it.
Speaker 7 (49:13):
Really, okay, Okay, Well you know it's a lot smoother
than I expected.
Speaker 8 (49:18):
Player. It is what it is.
Speaker 7 (49:24):
I mean, long as long as you, long as you cool,
I thought, you know, I just want to be a
man calling. How I let you let you know? Have
you seen her today?
Speaker 8 (49:31):
And where are you from Jersey? I'm around Newark.
Speaker 10 (49:36):
I mean, you said it's a lot smoother than you
thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 7 (49:39):
Well, you know, anytime something another man from the call
another man by his wife. I mean, yeah, you don't
expect it to be nothing. You know, pretty simple, that's
for sure. I didn't contemplate it a long time by
calling you. Saw you know today I just said to
hell with it. So I've been had your number. I
had your number a long time.
Speaker 8 (50:00):
All right.
Speaker 10 (50:00):
Now you say you're looking, Uh, there's a lot smooth
than you thought it was gonna be. It ain't that smooth.
But you know, you know, like the thing is, you
got one up on it because you know my information.
Now I'll come for you.
Speaker 8 (50:13):
Okay, wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up?
Speaker 10 (50:15):
Now good?
Speaker 7 (50:17):
You feel like no, hold up, you feel like you
need to be looking for me or something. Brother, Look
look at it. Let's check this out. This is a
decision that the wife has made. You understand what I'm saying.
So you have no reason to be mad at me
about anything. You have no reason to be coming looking
for me or any information on me, because see, when
that happens, then it's gonna really get stinky up in here.
Speaker 8 (50:38):
And I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why
I'm calling you like a man. Brother.
Speaker 10 (50:43):
Trust me, fan, it ain't nothing that I'm never worried about.
Speaker 7 (50:45):
Okay, well, I'm just letting you know, man, I'm letting
you know up front, she with me and her contemplated
a long time, YadA YadA. So now you know here
we are. So I said, you know, what the hell
with it? I'm calling today, y'all.
Speaker 10 (50:57):
Should get this on the phone together out of respect
that both y'all album.
Speaker 7 (51:00):
Okay, well you know, and then you know, if that's
what it's got to be, we be face to face
together whatever it's.
Speaker 8 (51:05):
Gotta be, man, I prefer you know.
Speaker 7 (51:08):
Okay, So but let me ask you this, where is
going there? Once we both staying flat footed and tell
you how it is?
Speaker 10 (51:14):
Then what I ain't gonna never be flat footed?
Speaker 7 (51:17):
Okay, well flat footed upside down any way you want
to look at it. Bro, I'm trying not to get
into this physical part, but it seemed like you leaning
that way with me.
Speaker 10 (51:27):
It could be what up, you know, it could be
on this side of the dirt of the other side.
It don't make a difference.
Speaker 7 (51:31):
It never does, brother, It never does. When two bulls
come together, one of them got.
Speaker 8 (51:35):
To go down.
Speaker 10 (51:37):
Now, guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You
got my information guess what now, I'm brock loaded one
hunter for you.
Speaker 8 (51:43):
You lock and loaded.
Speaker 10 (51:44):
There's no need for you to say, there's no need
for us to discuss anymore.
Speaker 7 (51:47):
Okay, cool, you know no matter while we're at it, man,
let me go and drop it all on you then,
because it seemed like we need to go and get
it all out the way.
Speaker 8 (51:55):
You cool, You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (51:57):
I think you need you know, matter of fact, if
you want to just keep it all the way real,
you might want to go take a blood test about
Alana and make sure you to pop it to.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
That all right, feel me?
Speaker 10 (52:09):
Got it?
Speaker 7 (52:10):
So I'm gonna have your wife get your call man,
because we didn't contemplate it too long at it's time.
Speaker 10 (52:15):
Yeah, you do that. You know my information? Like I said,
you just said enough, you hit enough bones there. Now
I'm really older one hundred for somebody. So you know
what I mean, somebody's got to go.
Speaker 7 (52:26):
What you mean you what's all this? Somebody got to go.
What you're saying, somebody got to go, right, Okay, you're
talking about either me or you. One of us got
to go because you're saying the wrong thing. Because what
you must understand is if I'm giving you as much
information as I already have, that means I have enough
information to know where you are. Brother, you know nothing
about me nor why I resigne. So if you're gonna
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talk about lock and load, then somebody got to go.
Then you're saying it to the wrong person. Because I'm
already up on you. Player.
Speaker 8 (52:53):
You got to talk.
Speaker 10 (52:55):
First off, you ain't really annoyed because it got to
cutch your accent. So second off, like on the real street.
So however you want to handle it, you know my
man formission. Guess what, I don't resided in the morning,
I ain't bet no more. Guess what Now? You gotta
start from scratch like me.
Speaker 8 (53:10):
I'll tell you what. Many here go the math man.
You ready for that? You ready for this? Math? You ready? Here?
Go to math?
Speaker 7 (53:18):
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been pranked by your wife. I'm a killer, yeah, black man,
till I by you. You kind of had me scared
for a minute because you really wasn't flinching. You whatever
you eating over there, you never did stop eating on it.
Speaker 10 (53:35):
Oh, I ain't gonna stop eating. I'm gonna keep eating.
I listen to y'all every morning.
Speaker 8 (53:39):
What's the baddest radio morning show in the land.
Speaker 10 (53:43):
The Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 7 (53:48):
We don't have to discuss it. I did what I did,
what I said. I said what I said, I did
what I did. Ain't gonna continue to do as much
more as I can.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
That's it now, Nah, You comfortable with your decision? Yeah,
Uncle Steve, you're proud of your nephew.
Speaker 8 (54:07):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
I stopped doing except for the TV show and comedy career.
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Hundred and fifty episodes.
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Baby, on hundred and fifty episode and I take that,
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Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (54:55):
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Speaker 8 (55:02):
This is you're seventeen. That's why I ain't clapping for
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Speaker 1 (55:05):
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Speaker 2 (55:07):
That was lady, He asked me. I had the information
he did, He asked, I.
Speaker 8 (55:13):
Mean haveing says you do on family few two hundred
a season. You're seventeen. He come on every day, though,
he comes over, But.
Speaker 6 (55:26):
I did.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
I wasn't looking for that walk right in it. But
what I do want to say, though, he asked me.
But that was an answer to my prayer. I said, look.
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Speaker 9 (56:48):
Thanking a few subjects. He can get with this or
stay with that. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm forty eight years
old and I've been dealing with a man that stuck
between me and his wife. When I met him, he
told me that he felt stuck in a loveless marriage
and he needed something new and fresh. He told me
that I was everything, so I believed that he was
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going to leave his wife. His wife has caught us
making love at their house and she didn't leave him.
I've been driving her husband's car and she tried to
pull me out of his car at a red light.
She has called me nasty names in front of her kids,
so the kids won't ever respect me. My man has
done a lot of stuff to show her that he
doesn't love her anymore, but she won't leave and he
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won't leave her. I finally gave him an ultimatum last
week and told him that he can get with this
or he can stay with that. He grabbed me by
my neck and kissed me so hard I got dizzy.
He said that was my answer. I realized days later
that he never has answered my question. Yesterday, I asked
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him to come over for dinner so we could talk,
but all he wanted to do was mess around, and
then he said he had to go before his wife's
started calling him. That's how it was in the beginning
with us. He would rush home so his wife wouldn't
know what he was up to. I think he is
telling me without saying it, that he's staying with his wife.
This morning, I called his bitter, lying wife, and she
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made me so mad. She lied and said they're sleeping together,
and he invited her and the kids to the family
reunion in August.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
As soon as I.
Speaker 9 (58:23):
Talked to him, he said, she's lying and he's not
going anywhere but to divorce court with her. I need
clarity in this situation. Is he with her, or is
he with me? Are you for real? Are you for real?
Are you for real?
Speaker 1 (58:38):
Forty eight year old lady?
Speaker 9 (58:41):
I can't believe, first of all, that you fell for
the oldest line in the book.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
This is a variation of it.
Speaker 9 (58:47):
I'm stuck in a loveless marriage and I need something
new and fresh. Don't you know every married man on
the planet who steps out on their wives says that.
And I don't even mean to be harsh here. You're
not special to him. He's not going to leave his
wife for you, as you can see the kids and
all that, and forget all that.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
That was never his intention. You said it yourself in
the letter. These are your words.
Speaker 9 (59:14):
I think he's telling me without saying it, that he's
staying with his wife. Yes, he's staying with his wife.
You should be clear by his actions. He is married.
He's going to stay married, and he's going to stay
with his wife. And you are the side piece. Please
stop wasting your time with this married man. This is
the best you're going to get right here, being the
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side piece.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
Steve, subject of this letter. He can get with this
or stay with that. Well, he is getting with this,
and he is staying with that. So what it ain't
no ultimatum because he doing both. You're forty eight years old.
Speaker 8 (59:54):
You say, this man is stuck between me and his wife.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
He's stuck. He placed him himself there when I met him.
He told me he felt stuck in a loveless marriage
and he needed something new and fresh.
Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
So he met you.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
So he got himself between the new fresh thing, which
was you and his wife.
Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
He placed himself there.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
He's stuck between you and the wife. He told me
I was his everything. So I believed he was gonna
leave his wife. That ain't what he said. You're my
ever rid thief. You're my ever rid thief girl. No
way in that song does he say you my wife.
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All he told you was you his everything, And so
I believed that he was gonna leave his wife.
Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
Where he say that at.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
His wife has called us making love at their house,
and she didn't leave him.
Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
I've been driving her. She threw that line out like it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Was rathident.
Speaker 8 (01:00:58):
Did his car.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
His wife has caught us making love at their house,
and she didn't leave him.
Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
Lady, lady, you lucky you alive to type this letter.
Caught you in they house? Oh you that Oh you
that kind of stupid. Oh, oh, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
See that's at to see you know, that's that brand
new stupid. Caught us making love in their house and
she didn't leave him. I've been driving her husband's car.
She tried to pull me out of his car at
a red light. Wow, she'd have called me nasty names.
Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
In front of their kids.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
So the kids won't ever respect me? Why should they?
You was in their mommy and daddy house, in bed
with the daddy. Yes, she calling you names. My man
has done a lot of stuff to show her that
he don't love her anymore.
Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
Like what what he do?
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
He brought you over to the house and slept with you,
and she walked in and caught y'all.
Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
But she won't leave and he won't leave her.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Tura, what is the rest of this letter? She won't
leave and he won't leave her. Then she said, I
gave my ultimatum last week and told him he can
get this or he can stay with that. He grabbed
me by my neck and kissed me so hard. I
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got Disney and he said, that's your answer.
Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
Woo girl.
Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
I was Dizney and he was kissing me hard and
holding my neck and we just had my head, his hand.
Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
On my neck.
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
I just felt like I was on ESPN and I
was just he was holding my neck and everything, and
I just.
Speaker 8 (01:02:46):
Said, fine, that's crazy. Brother said that's how I kiss you.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Ain't got no choice And I said, oh wait a minute,
hold of where have I heard that that before?
Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
But anyway, oh.
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
All right, he see you. Hang on, we come back
here on.
Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
All the Part two of Steve's response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry Letter subject.
He can get with this or stay with that. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening Steve
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Speaker 9 (01:03:51):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is he can get with this or stay
with that?
Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Yeah, you know, listen, this letter right here is forty
eight year old woman's talking about she's stuck in the
relationship between the married man and her.
Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
And they met and he's not stuck. He placed himself there.
She says.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
He told me he was in a loveless marriage. That
Chirley pointed that out. All people use that line, and
so you stepped in for him. And then he told
you that you was his everything. And you believe that
he was gonna leave his wife. That don't mean that's
don't mean what they did is uh. Then you say
wife caught y'all making love at their house and she
didn't leave him. And I've been driving his husband's car
(01:04:35):
and tried to pull me out the car. She tried
to pull me out the car, and Red lie. She
threw them two lines out like that's regular. But the
last time you got caught over somebody husband's house making
love and somebody tried to pull you out of car
to red like, ain't none of that reg law just
sitting up in here, just typing his stuff like like
this the new no on, what y'all tripping for? You
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ain't never been over no man house and making love
and my wife come in and catch y'all. And then
you were driving the cart and trying to pull you
out of that traffic light. What kind of life y'all got,
It's called regular, yees normal. Anyway, she'd have called you
nasty names in front of the kids, and you think
the kids will never respect you, and they won't. My
man had done a lot of stuff to show her
(01:05:17):
that he don't love her no more, but she.
Speaker 8 (01:05:19):
Won't leave and he won't leave her. Then I finally
gave him a.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Ultimatum last night, uh and last week, told him that
he can get with this, so he can stay with that.
And he grabbed me by my neck and kissed me
real hard.
Speaker 8 (01:05:32):
I got dizzy.
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
It's a lot of that going on, seemed like lately
around the world, and all this grabbing hard around the neck,
dizzy and all the run. Well, just a good thing
you ain't recorded, though. That's a good thing you didn't
record it, because you'll be able to keep yourn.
Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
He said. That was my answer.
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
I was just, well, you did you did with this?
Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
I realized days later that he has never answering my question.
He kissed me or so hard I got dizzy. He said,
that's my answer. Then I realized days later that he
never answered my question. Then yesterday I asked him to
come over for dinner so we could talk.
Speaker 8 (01:06:10):
But all he wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Was mess around, and then he said he had to
go before his wife started calling him.
Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
Lady, you don't see what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
You called him over to talk, y'all end up doing
the do and then he said he got to.
Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
Go before his wife started calling.
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
That's how it was in the beginning with us. Now
that's how it's always been. What you mean, in the beginning,
It's been like that in the beginning, in the middle,
and now he he doing it. He's never spent the
night over there. Ever, he would rush home so his
wife wouldn't know what he was up to.
Speaker 8 (01:06:43):
Yeah, that's that's that's lady. Do you know that's called cheating.
That's that's that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
This morning I called his bitter line wife and she
made me so mad.
Speaker 8 (01:06:56):
Wait, wait a minute, what's what's what you mean you
call her.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
I call this this bitter line, white bidder line, keyword
white keywords.
Speaker 8 (01:07:11):
Wife. She made me so mad.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
She lied and said they're sleeping together, and he invited
her and the kids to his family reunion in August. Lady, lady,
listen to me, they are sleeping together. That's why he's
still in that house. And listen to me and said
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they're sleeping together, and he invited her and the kids
to his family reunion. You know it's they family reunion. Lady,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
He invited her to they family union. They married. It's
her family. That's them kids, aunts and uncles and granddaddy's
in colors. That's all them kids.
Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
What do you read?
Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
What?
Speaker 8 (01:08:01):
You how stupid? She lied, said they sleeping together.
Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
He invited her and the kids like they just met
Saturday at the playground.
Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
They married, that's they family reunion.
Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
As soon as I talked to him, he said, she
lied and he ain't going nowhere, But the boss caught
with her.
Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
I need clarity in this situation. How much more clue?
What part?
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
If you would read what you typed? The clarity is there?
He brushes home. You want to talk all he want
to do is do to do? When he get through,
he rushed home. He typed, in your letter, she's not
leaving him, and he's not leaving her.
Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
Then you said, you know, you ask him the ultimatum.
Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
And then he kissed you real hard and grabbed you
by your neck and kissed you so hard you got dizzy.
Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
And that wasn't end.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
The last report I saw. I ain't see nothing about
getting dizzy. All they said was they didn't want to
be gray. By the next no more. And then the
next thing I heard with well, you ain't got no choice.
And then I said, well, I'm just going over. It's
like like I combined my letters with current events and
(01:09:23):
so I can be relevant, you know, I try to
be relevant so people can understand what these letters really is.
And then he said, she's lying and she not going
anywhere to the voice court. I need clear it in
this situation.
Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
Is he is he with her or is he with me?
He's with both of y'all. He is with both of y'all.
That's where he acts, all.
Speaker 9 (01:09:48):
Right, Steve, Uh, we got with you and her leave
your comments on Today's.
Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
Why would you I get out?
Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
Because that choking at Steve Harvey FM and check us
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Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Coming up next, Tommy is in for Junior.
Speaker 9 (01:10:08):
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Speaker 9 (01:10:45):
All right, Tommy, this is where you know Junior normally
does his sports report, but of course he's out today.
Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
So do you have any you have any sports news
for us?
Speaker 8 (01:10:54):
I got sports. I got sports first.
Speaker 7 (01:10:56):
These sports these different right here, Shirly, this you know
this sports right here is serious.
Speaker 8 (01:11:02):
Okay, it's a serious sports all right, So.
Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
This on this is just you know when when the
time we do sports, it's like sports, you know, h
two O.
Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
Just it's it's like, you know, to another level. You
understand what I'm saying. You get it.
Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
Squeat square they So anyway, let me jump out. The
first day Dominoes played, Dominoes is paying Sunday, Me and
my cousin Chris.
Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
I lost. Uh I won five games.
Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
He won six. We'll be playing again. This is coming
Sunday on the patio. Uh, you know as usual one
hundred dollars is you know, I want to take all
and so that's what's going on. Other news, uh spade,
Trina and Darleen was partners and Darlene nigh exactly. So
(01:11:50):
Trina exactly actually in jail right now. They got to
get her out because the whole, the whole space game
just went completely wrong. So we want to pray for
Trina that she's she gets out of unjail.
Speaker 8 (01:12:04):
But it was the lead.
Speaker 7 (01:12:06):
Yeah, well, I mean you know you you you knew
d Lee wasn't a good partner, no way, is not
your normal partner.
Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
So, uh, she's in the same jail that our other cousin,
Gwen is in.
Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Gwen told as soon as she got there, you already
she can't play, but you also do.
Speaker 8 (01:12:29):
Remember you owe me a hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
So right after, right after Blackfast, I'm whipoping you up
right there.
Speaker 7 (01:12:37):
So it continues down at the gym. You see what
I'm saying? Yeah, yes, yes, yes, what else? Oh, here's
a big one, Hide and go Seek. The big tournament
starts in September Hide and Go Seek, which is a
big two thousand dollars tournament. But please, all black people
got to participate. When it gets dark. It does not
turn in to hide and go get it. Okay, y'all,
(01:13:00):
I gotta learn it. We're not well we we're not
playing this. It's not just us that's playing. Okay, it's
not just us that's playing. It's not how I go
get it out there get dark. We need y'all to
know that big people, big people, please stay off the
double Dutch and the hops. Got y'all are really creating
problem with the kids, the big yes yes what.
Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
Dutch?
Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Yeah, Well they can't because there's too many cracks in
the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
This is gone wrong, just right. Sports update at where's.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
R don't that's that's real sports Dad.
Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 9 (01:13:49):
A wife needs some advice because she thinks her husband
might be trying to hide something.
Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
We'll get into that right after this and.
Speaker 14 (01:13:56):
Tommy's firing mem.
Speaker 9 (01:14:00):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
this is from Towanda in Southfield. Towanda says, I found
twenty dollars bill, two twenty dollars bills in my husband's
work pants. I told him about it, and I told
him I was keeping the money. He went into a
rage and said, I have no right to take his money.
(01:14:20):
And he doesn't want me washing his clothes anymore because
I examined his clothes before I washed them. I've always
checked his pockets before I wash his pants. So what's
his problem? Does my husband have something to hide?
Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Everything she did?
Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
We ain't got nothing to hide. You found them twenty dollars,
but them twenty dollars. It's where he stopped after he
get off.
Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
What are you saying, sir?
Speaker 9 (01:14:44):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
He stopped down at the Pink Pony and the Pink
Pony lap dances is twenty dollars, and he had them
two and he was gonna stop, you know, two weeks
next next.
Speaker 8 (01:14:54):
Happy hour, he's going back down to the Pink Pony.
Speaker 7 (01:14:57):
Yeah, they twenty doing Happy Hout. They ain't more expensive
after that from what I heard.
Speaker 8 (01:15:01):
Yeah, you're working and he got all that money. He
ain't in that making it rain.
Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Here the hear and that doing partly Cloudie he got.
Speaker 9 (01:15:17):
So he does have something too high. And that's it
you're saying, is all that is?
Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
You know, I'm glad.
Speaker 8 (01:15:24):
I'll be a good little test study for us.
Speaker 7 (01:15:26):
Why don't we all get together and go to the
strip club just for a test study.
Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
You know just what I'm not. I'm not finn to
be on TM.
Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
You're on there.
Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
No, you don't need no research.
Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
We're just doing research, all right, going to the strip
us and ask him how long you've been working?
Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
Yeah, well next.
Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Morning, Yeah, we do have time for another one.
Speaker 9 (01:15:50):
Steve from Darius and like Tonia, Darius says, I've dated
athletic women in the past, but my new girlfriend is
soft and squishy and all the right parts.
Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
I took her to.
Speaker 9 (01:16:03):
Meet my dad and he told her that she had
a little meat on her bones, and he liked that
because I usually did date girls that are in shape.
Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
That was so mean.
Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
He doesn't think he did anything wrong. He told me
that he's not apologizing to her. How can he not
see how rude that was?
Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
Because he o, yo, say what they want to say?
Speaker 10 (01:16:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Girl, like right there at Roger Troupy right there, they
mobile to the down right. I like that right there, that.
Speaker 7 (01:16:41):
Thing right there, girl, Yeah, little got to be jelly
because jam don't shake like that.
Speaker 8 (01:16:48):
You know what I'm saying. Because all these other girls
he's been in here, they're all up in.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
The gym and stuff tight. All is here tight or
actually low body fat? He ain't no real, no woman,
no girl. But you don't who girl, that's all right.
You ain't done there. You're done good this time.
Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Boy, Daddy, daddy, you.
Speaker 8 (01:17:12):
Can't say that to her. Were at my house when
she came in here.
Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
I was eating dinner.
Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
Well you saw when I asked him this, she want
some neckbone? What she said? Yep? Then look right on
in there have been here.
Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
You ain't gonna be then right here, gonna be doing
the rest of them right here, y'all all in ko
salads and everything. Y'all going down there Chick fil A.
Everybody getting the grilled chicken on the salad and everything.
What are you a Chick fil a for Yeah, all
is here. You go to Chick fil A, get Chick
fil a sandwich fried that what you go down there for?
(01:17:52):
The that like that, like going down to Popeye, to
the salad bar that was.
Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
They ain't got no sala bar Popeye.
Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Not what they do.
Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
No, you come in here, you're gonna get chicken. That
that what you're gonna get when come up with the
proper Eye're gonna get your chicken.
Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
You're gonna get your chicken butter. Yeah, all of that.
But you don't think you need to apologize. He's too far.
Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Yeah, apologize for what? She the one fine came in
here bouncing all in front of me. She needs apologize
me because if your mama see a bounce like that
in front of me, that that we's gonna have to
get the apology.
Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
I'm gonna tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
What Okay, well, let me ask you so far again?
Too far, but let me ask you something though. So
you're gonna stay with this one, it's gonna be like so.
Speaker 8 (01:18:34):
I like her, daddy, I like her. She nice girl.
Speaker 9 (01:18:37):
Man.
Speaker 8 (01:18:37):
I'll tell you what. If you stay with her, I apologize.
Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
That's how we're done the thing, all right, coming up
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (01:18:55):
All right, So Steve, maybe you can help with this
since you've spent a lot of time in Dubai. Dubai's creamy,
rich chocolate has been trending recently by tourists. Apparently it's
pricey but very delicious. Well, I hid it, I've actually
had it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
You've had it. It's good, it's delicious.
Speaker 9 (01:19:15):
Ihop has jumped on the Dubai chocolate trend and they're
offering a Dubai Stack for a limited time. It's a
stack of buttermilk pancakes layered in Dubai chocolate shavings and
decadent pistachio cream and hazel nuts spread. The Dubai stack
is one hundred dollars at select Ihop restaurants in New
(01:19:36):
York City, Austin, and Los Angeles.
Speaker 8 (01:19:40):
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
There'll be a more deluxe version of the stack that's
topped with a Dubai chocolate bar and edible twenty four
carrot gold. So the question is would you eat it
with the edible gold on top? And would you pay
that much money for it not a Aha, Well that's
what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
I hop you go to Old Ques you can get
all the pancakes. You won't for three ninety nine. Why
am I finn to pay one hundred dollars and you
put some to buy chocolate? I'm gonna tell you right now,
when you put all that haze or nothing and all
the mother shaves on it right here the stats, all
you need to do is take you some Hershey's kisses
in there, uh huh, and take your butter knife and
cut them up on top of your pancakes.
Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
Save yourself ninety dollars dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Wow, the by chocolate dessert recently in Vegas? Was it
one hundred dollars? I didn't pay?
Speaker 8 (01:20:30):
No, that's right.
Speaker 9 (01:20:32):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up in thirty three minutes after we will play around?
Would you rather right after this you're listening to the
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Speaker 9 (01:21:16):
It's time for a rounded Would you rather now? Would
you rather use baby oil for your ashy ankles? Or
would you rather use shade butter? Which one?
Speaker 7 (01:21:26):
I ain't fooling with that baby oil at all? No,
that's out there too strong right now. Baby, I'm catching
hell right now because I.
Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
Did a baby or joke.
Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
I had baby or joke for ye I had baby long, full,
puffishtot even using it.
Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
You did, but you didn't use it in the same flag,
thank god.
Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
Yeah, I had no thousand bottles of it. I still
don't know. Most I've ever.
Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Had this, most I've ever had was two bottles.
Speaker 8 (01:21:50):
That's the most.
Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Ahead of time he had them cases.
Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Yeah, well two bottles last me forever.
Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
So butter is your response?
Speaker 9 (01:22:01):
Okay, moving on? But you rather talk in your sleep
or snore like a bear.
Speaker 14 (01:22:08):
I'm on Carlo well, Shirley talks in hers and it's
a full blown conversation.
Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
It's it's very scary.
Speaker 9 (01:22:18):
We'd be like, oh, I thought you were going to
say both I'm.
Speaker 14 (01:22:27):
Talking real life with you.
Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Sorry, friend, Okay, I know, all right? Talking your sleep
or snore like a bear?
Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
Which one, guys, I think I want to snore like
a bear, because that if I get talking about your
wife what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
You scared?
Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
Scared?
Speaker 8 (01:22:49):
What if I'm saying he wake me up? Send me
to the other room.
Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
All right, So it's snore like a bear?
Speaker 6 (01:22:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Would you other work.
Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
As a I ain't said while we was awake. I
sure don't want to say that night right?
Speaker 9 (01:23:06):
Would you rather work as a pilot on private jets
or a captain on private yachts?
Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
Ooh we there we end up? Lord one?
Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
You have you ever seen them park in big boats?
Tell you what we're gonna have to stay out and
see Lil said we can't go in there, can't go
in there around no other boats. I'm gonna tell you
that right now. I'm fitting the marina.
Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
No on a private jet, No, that's that's certain death. Yeah,
I'm gonna do that. Yacht I'm gonna do that yacht. Yeah,
I'm gonna do the yacht and just be out there circling.
You need a lot of insurance, though.
Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Would you rather have a journey nose and you don't
know it? Or food in your teeth? Which one?
Speaker 8 (01:24:02):
Heah, we got the camera on both of them.
Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Now, which one?
Speaker 8 (01:24:06):
I gotta have food in my teeth?
Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Yeah, food in the teeth? Right, I have to.
Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
Hear with any of my friends who've been looking at
me for the last thirty minutes and I ain't said.
Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Nothing, though, what do they say? What do they say?
Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
You got them on your nose, man, you got them
in your say something?
Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
All right? Pull your phone out, look at yeah. All right,
all right, that's today's round of would you rather? Thank you? Guys?
Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
Coming up next to it is our last break of
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All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
All right, is moving fast? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:25:23):
This weakest moving fash Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:25:27):
Well, you know what. I have some closing remarks I
was thinking about.
Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Oh, and I'm sure a lot of people can relate
to this right here, as late in my life as
it is. And I'm just saying that because I'm sixty eight,
I'm not too old to learn this lesson. I think
if you keep living, and you live open, and you
(01:25:53):
live with a lot of effort, you're constantly learning something.
Speaker 13 (01:25:57):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
The only thing I think I've masked in life is manhood.
I've mastered that. I don't really know nothing that you
can tell me about manhood. I really don't. And that's
not being vain or arrogant. But a lot of men
can relate to what I'm saying. I know what it
is to be a man. I dont put the crown
on outn ward. I'm wearing it. I perform my duties
(01:26:22):
in it, so there's nothing there. But what I have
learned more and more and more is about this relationship
with God. And I'm telling you, y'all, if you don't
have a solid relationship with God, just go get it.
Just go get it, and it's not hard. All you
(01:26:42):
have to do is ask ask him to be closer,
ask him to guide you all to your steps, ask
him to be a very present help. And when you
do that, all you have to do is just be great.
Just be grateful for what He's done for you. Man,
(01:27:05):
that's the beginning of a great relationship. You know, if
you would just show appreciation for all he's done for you,
and that list is he missed. If you spend all
day thanking him for everything he's done for you, you run
out of time, you run it, You're gonna quit your job.
You really would, man, that's a key component to this relationship.
Speaker 8 (01:27:26):
It's gratitude. But I'm gonna tell you, man, having.
Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
A relationship with God, it clears up a lot of
things because sometimes once you get really close to him,
he reveals to you things. He shows you why you're
going through something. Sometimes he'll do it right, even in
the middle of it. Sometimes he reveals to you what
it was after it's over. You don't know. There is
(01:27:52):
no certain way, but the lessons you learn in life
are necessary. Every time you have a trial or tribulation, y'all.
That ain't calmer, That ain't God getting back at you.
That's God preparing you for something you asked for. I
can't tell you how many times I look back on
setbacks in my life and I didn't understand why I
(01:28:12):
had them, But now I do. I think I told
you all the other day, man, I was so heartbroken
over this job. I didn't get at all State insurance
one time. I was heartbroken about it. At twenty seven
years old. The twins was two years old. I didn't
have no money. I was just on a straight struggle, man.
And when I got turned down in the fourth and
final interview, because a man told me, you just seemed
(01:28:34):
like you show a lack of stability. You've moved four
times in the last six years, and I just represent instability.
And I left their tears running down my face. When
I got up on that off ramp going back home
and I saw that all state sign and Man, had
I taken that job, I probably never would have got
into comedy because I'd have been so busy selling insurance
(01:28:57):
and making quotas and trying to be the best insurance man.
Speaker 8 (01:29:01):
I would have missed the mark. I thought about all
the times that I was homeless. What was it for? Man?
It's so many things it taught me, but a level of.
Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Appreciation for what I have is certainly one of them,
because I constantly remember what it felt like not to have.
That's why when I talk to somebody that's homeless, man,
I get emotional listening to them because I know exactly
how you feel. I don't know if you've ever felt
the sensation of not being able to say I'm going home.
(01:29:33):
You done had a rough day and you just get
to say I'm going home, and I don't care what
your home is, the fact that you can turn the
key and close the door and shut that world out
for a minute, it gives you a moment of restoration.
Speaker 8 (01:29:46):
Well that's gone. When you homeless.
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
I think of all the things I've gone through and
what it has done for me. I think about in college,
I think about pledging. I think about how it was
back there, and but what it taught me? The reason
I am as strong as I am today because I've
been pressed. I been pressed my entire life. I've been
(01:30:13):
challenged my entire life. I've been up against it my
entire life. Somebody told me the other day, and it
kind of irritated me. I overheard him talking about me. Well,
the only reason he able to do that now is
because he got money. Wait a minute, man, what what
you mean? And the only reason he was able to
(01:30:33):
do that now is because he got money. How I
get the money? Do you know what I did? Do
you know what I had to do? You know what
I had to endure, you how to overcome? You know
what I had to go through to get to where
I am today. Man, miss me with that old luck
thing you talking, You can miss me with all that
he just got. He just got that because he got money.
I wish it was that simple. I wish it was
(01:30:57):
just because somebody gave me some money. Don't you wish
somebody would just give you some money. Well, let me
tell you something that ain't how I go. I thank
God for all the hardships because it made me who
I am today. When you are struggling when you are
caught up in the middle of it. Remember everything you're
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going through is God preparing you for what you asked for.
You need these tests and you need to pass the
test because when you get what God got for you,
you'll be able to hold. Ain't no elevator to the top.
I tell you right now. If you catch elevator to
the top, something gonna happen up there. That's going to
require you to know the steps. And if you don't
have them, you got to go back down and get them.
Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
Y'all have a.
Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Great day to day. Talk to God Today'd absolutely love
to hear from your peace.
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