Gifts Men Really Want, Why No Black Elves, Santa?, Would You Rather, Santa Rules, and more!- 12.20.24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all at all.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
So give them.

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A million busy listening to.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
To I don't joy joy.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
You know you love? You gotta turn.

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I can't to turn the mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out,
turn a wad of.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
The morning jup.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Wodn't come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out?

Speaker 7 (01:59):
You think.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I shall will?

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey. Got
a radio show man doing something with it too.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
Get a mission. Get a mission man, Get a purpose,
get a higher calling.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Be about it?

Speaker 7 (02:39):
What's this all for? What you're waking up in the morning?
For Get at it today one more time?

Speaker 8 (02:50):
Get a mission, Get a purpose in your life, find
that higher calling of why you are here?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Be about it?

Speaker 7 (03:02):
What's it all for?

Speaker 8 (03:03):
Get at it today? Now, Steve, you're making some some
some some big statements here.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Uh huh yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:11):
But oh you know I'm gonna clean it up for you,
don't you Cause you know I don't just throw it
out there without without the how two part. See the
how two part is usually where most people stop. They
tell you this, what you gotta do is what you
gotta do, is what you gotta do. Then they don't
tell you how to That's why I don't. I don't
get off the boat right there now. If you're trying

(03:33):
to figure out if you're trying to get your life
a mission, and you're trying to figure out the purpose
and what the high calling is, and you want to
be about something, and you're trying to figure out what's
it all for, and you want to go get at
it today, here's the trick. God knows. God knows the

(03:54):
answer to all those questions. He knows what your mission
in life is. He already know what your purpose is.
He already know what the higher calling is. He already
know what you got to be about. He already know
what is all for. He already know what you need
to go get at. God knows, you know why. He

(04:14):
knows because He created you. And God created all of
us with a purpose in mind. Irregardless as to how
we were created, we were all created.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
With the purpose in mind.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
He got a mission for us, He got something he
wants from us, he got something he.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
Expects of us.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
He has a life of abundance prepared for each and
every one of us that will lay claim to it. Now.
If you don't want that, then gone and start making
decisions on your own, possibly like you have. Now, let
me ask you something, since you've been making all the
decisions on your own, Where you at, where you at
with it? How you feel about it every day? How

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locked in on your mission are you?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
What?

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Are you on a good purpose? Plan you know?

Speaker 8 (05:02):
Do you feel like your life is in a higher calling?
Do you know what you about? Do you have an
understanding of what it's all for? Are you up every
day going and getting at it?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
See?

Speaker 8 (05:16):
Come on now, So now I'm asking you if you've
done this without talking to God or without checking in
with your creator? Can you answer all those questions? I
can flat out tell you you can't. I know for
a fact you can't because you can't know how good

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your life can be, and you won't have a life
as good as you want it to be until you
have connected with the one that created you. You better
understand this one now. Please understand this ain't Steve just
over here ranting and raving. This is Steve after having
years of figuring this one out. But it's all in

(05:58):
the Bible. It's all in holy writings. But you know
I ain't got time for that. Don't go to church
like I'm posed to. Don't read the Bible or the
scrolls or the Koran or whatever your faith is. You
don't read all that it's in there, though it's in there.

(06:20):
But we're humans, so we go get at it the
way we see it. Let me tell you what happened
to me.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
See while I was getting at it the way I
saw it, or to be got at You understand me.

Speaker 8 (06:34):
When I was defining my purpose, when I was creating
my own mission, when I was laying claim to what
my calling is in life, let me tell you what
I was doing. I was deferring. I was deferring the
abundance that He really had for me. I'm just now

(06:55):
listen to me.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm just now.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
Getting at it for real.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
I've been working towards it all my life. I didn't
know it though, But see, because God is so merciful
and so full of grace, he allowed me to make
all the mistakes I made, And then when I finally
came to him, he said, all right, now I'm gonna
take all of them. Is to tell you how cold
I am. Now this this God Now I'm gonna tell
you how cold God is. He takes all the mistakes

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you made, all the failures you made while you was
making your own decisions.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
He takes all of that and uses them as.

Speaker 8 (07:32):
Valuable gained and learned experiences, and he takes that and
allows you to be who you are today. See God,
God ain't gonna let you forget what you did. But
here's something cold too. He ain't gonna let what you
did go for not.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Oh oh what you say. See.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
See that's what's cold.

Speaker 8 (07:53):
See all the mistakes I made, every lie I told,
every traumatic experience I went through, I put anybody through.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Any time.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
Man I was out there tripping trying to justify it
as right. He said, all right, okay, But now, because
of my mercy and my grace, what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna allow all this to happen. You're gonna
waste a lot of time, you gonna forfeit a life
of abundance that you could have been and had. But

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I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take
all of that and I'm gonna turn it into some good.
So I'm gonna let all of these lessons that you've learned,
all of these hardships, all of these moments are despaired
come back and you'll use them and you'll wear them
on your head like a crown.

Speaker 7 (08:45):
You gonna it's gonna be jewels in your head.

Speaker 9 (08:47):
Man.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
I'm gonna take all of that stuff and make you knowledgeable.
I'm gonna take all that stuff and make you wise.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Man.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
I'm gonna take all of that stuff and I'm gonna
put it in your mission. I'm gonna take all that
stuff and make that a part of your purpose. I'm
gonna take all that stuff and create that to be
a part of your higher calling. I'm gonna take all
that and let you be about that right there. I'm
gonna take all of that, and I'm gonna let you
find out what it's all been for. I'm gonna take

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all of that and with all of that mess you've
made of your life, I'm gonna let you now take
all that and go get at it.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
See, but that only happens when you come to God.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
Because God is the only one that knows what you've
been through and how to take what you've been through
and turn it into something to help you get through
what you're going through Hey, the only one can do that.
Ain't nobody else like him. There's nothing like him on
this world available to you. Man, So quit tripping yourself out,
get over there and talk to God. Man, quit wasting

(09:49):
your life like I was doing.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Stop.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
I'm telling you he'll let you get at it, and
can't nobody let you get at it like him.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
All right, let's ride here listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (10:00):
Ladies, gentlemen, truck drivers, bosses, warner bees, people in construction,
bridge workers, school crossing guards. You know, man, I had
a school crossing god one time. I never met a

(10:21):
person more evil. Why are you a hateful person leading
the kids cross the street. All of us felt endangered
every time she put the stop signed up because I
felt like she was trying to kill us. I really did, man,
she was an evil crossing god. Cars be coming. She
waited the last minute, throw that sign out you here.

(10:44):
Everybody in the crosswalks started crying and running. I was
just I don't know why I thought of that just now,
but that's how my mind works. Just thought I'd let
y'all in there. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show. Be grateful, today,
y'all had a long conversation with God. Really to spend
some time thanking him and wanting to do the same thing.
Just take a couple of minutes, man out today, close
your eyes. You ain't got to just think you you
can do that with your eyes open. I ain't trying

(11:06):
to tell you how to do it. I'm just asking
you to do it.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
That's all.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
Here we go, Shirlie Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica
Junior or better known as KLS, which stands for kill
Lawan's space.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
It's the lauwan for me killer. I didn't get that
at first.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
That's when black people started naming their kids Spanish names kill.
I don't know where that came from. That is not
black though, killed them, but lwan no oh yeah, oh yeah,
they made up for kill and the legend that is
nephew Tommy Jr.

Speaker 10 (11:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
Let me let me ask you.

Speaker 11 (11:40):
Uh, you know, our family decided this year we're gonna
do that gift exchange.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Have you done that before with your.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
Family when you do the gift exchange?

Speaker 12 (11:48):
Yeah, of course, yeah, cause I know I saw who
pulled my name. I know my gift aith go and
be noning. But my uncle pulled my name and he
missing the tooth, So I know I ain't finna get
none the one in the Yeah. See, if he don't
care about hisself, I know, damn what he don't care
about my gift.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
I know that.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Well, if you won't buy a tooth, I can promise
you your gift ain't gonna be worth for that help
because first of all, he don't see nothing wrong. When
a person is shopping for you that don't see nothing wrong.
The tooth in the front of your head is missing. Yeah, dog,

(12:26):
can what I got to do? Pop bottles copper? Why
you know, I gonna work down at the trap house
for a couple of days. I got to get some
money for this tooth. It's no way, dog, I'm down
at the grocery store. I'm bagging groceries. I'm doing whatever
I got to do. I got to get some money
for this tooth. Yeah, but your uncle to set that

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for years, yeah missing. Oh yeah, man, your gift ain't
gonna be nothing.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
Yeah, I promise you this gift coming out of dollar Stone,
I know what is. Well, you should buy my two. Baha,
my two.

Speaker 11 (13:03):
I didn't pull his name, I didn't pull, Okay, it's
I'm buying.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
A tooth brush.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
Hey, Junior, I'll buy him a toothbrush and cut half
the bristles off.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Mean evil.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
All right, you can keep.

Speaker 8 (13:27):
Them brushes concentrated where they be because you don't want
your brushes hitting that gun.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yo yo?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
What's up to ya?

Speaker 7 (13:34):
Homie?

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Speaker 14 (14:17):
All right, it is time now to start your morning
off with the nephew and run that brank back. What
you got for is nep y'all? Hold tight here come.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your Sandra.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
This is she.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Hey, how you doing.

Speaker 15 (14:30):
I'm fine with this.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
This is Brian.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
This is Brian.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I work with your sister, Kiva. Okay, we've met a
couple of times. You've you've come out to happy Hour
with us a couple of times, but that's been you
just had a.

Speaker 15 (14:40):
Baby, right, Oh yeah, so that must have been a
long time ago. I sure did just have a baby,
she said. This is Brian.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it now?

Speaker 15 (14:50):
It's been three months since I've had them?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Okay, all right, well congratulations to you. Listen, we we're
putting together a pot look Christmas party and we wanted.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
To invite you out.

Speaker 15 (15:00):
Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something? Start?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well, I I you know what I'm My job is
to call around since it's a pot luck, and make
sure we get everybody to bring something. What I wanted
to do is I told her she should invite her sister.
I'm sure your sister. I was just saying you probably
hadn't been able to get out since the baby, and
maybe you would want to get out a little bit.

Speaker 15 (15:19):
Yeah, you said that, I've been trapped in this house
with this baby. Oh and he oh, he's such a
greedy baby. But uh yeah, I'm here a lot. This
is like my second child, and I'm telling you he
was nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out.
When is the party?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Uh, it's gonna be next week, next Friday. We're gonna
throw it and we're not trying to do anything too late,
probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early,
but we're gonna all bring a little something to contribute
to the party, you know, whatever type of food or
drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach out
and give you an invitation.

Speaker 15 (15:49):
I just need to see if I can get a babysitter.
I haven't had to use a babysitter yet.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
But I'll try.

Speaker 15 (15:55):
I'll do my best for me. It's my sister and
her friend, so i'd be glad to come. So you
said that it's pop. Look what are y'all bringing?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are
bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess
a little bit of everything, and uh, everybody's just in
the Christmas spirit.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
We just gonna have a good time.

Speaker 15 (16:12):
Well, do I need to cook it myself? Or can
I just order something to have it delivered or something
like that. You know, I'm food with this baby. I
can't get too much done while I'm here, but I'd
be glad to contribute.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
Well, actually we're we're interested in getting some eggnog.

Speaker 15 (16:24):
Uh yeah, I can probably I could send my husband
out to get some because you know, Advan's Just Fool
is a specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog.
I could do eggnogs.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything
from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.
We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw
the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see
if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But
you know, if you if you could really really help
us out. Uh, you know, using using breast milk to
do it.

Speaker 15 (16:54):
Well, they make the best milk over there. I know
they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.
You know what I should get my aunt to make
because she got a real good recipe and I know
she was the best milk is I can get her
to make thumb. Is that okay?

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Okay, So your mom has what kind of milk?

Speaker 15 (17:09):
My ain't tea. She makes the best eggnog, and I
know she us like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff.
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, no, no, no, no no no. We want some
breast milk, not the best milk. We want breast Aren't
you breastfeeding?

Speaker 15 (17:24):
You you say breast as in b r east breast.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
Milk, breast milk.

Speaker 15 (17:29):
Yes, yes, wait a minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding.
But breast milk is for babies.

Speaker 16 (17:34):
Adults.

Speaker 15 (17:34):
People don't supposed to drink that. If you if you
not know anything, you're not.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Supposed to be breas milk. Breast milk is the best milk. See,
So what we was trying to do is get it.
Get the eggnog made with breast milk, and that's what
we want.

Speaker 15 (17:45):
Brian, you say your name is Brian.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
Yes, I'm Brian.

Speaker 15 (17:47):
Okay, Brian, you must be white, because because black folks
don't drink breast milk. That's for babies. Okay, I am
not making eggnog with breast milk. Now, Breast milk is
not what you get that is for my newborn infants.
That sounds nasty, unstounded. Why would I do that to
other people?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
For that?

Speaker 15 (18:06):
To have somebody to do?

Speaker 7 (18:07):
I mean, is that what you can like pump out
two gallons for us?

Speaker 15 (18:09):
I mean, just what we're about to end this conversation.
That is not something I'm about to do. Okay, I
am not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that
is nasty. Okay, somebody gonna call it in health's apartment
on y'all bring up milk up there to make some egnog?
What does that? We don't do that. This ain't no

(18:30):
feet of village with my milk.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
You know what, ma'am?

Speaker 7 (18:33):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I wasn't trying to offend you. I just wanted to
see if it was something that you would do for us.
You know, maybe you could, you could squeeze out a
couple of gallons and we could.

Speaker 15 (18:42):
I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table spool
of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Does that?

Speaker 15 (18:51):
Yeah? You got me something you need to tell. Keith.
First of all, I don't even know why ever gave
you my number to invite me to some She couldn't
have She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to
make some damn egnog with real breast milks.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
I didn't. I didn't.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I didn't tell Keith exactly what I wanted. But I
didn't think it was gonna be this much of a
problem that you would have a problem with a couple
of gallons so we could have a good time with
real good milk.

Speaker 15 (19:09):
Well, Brian, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are
smarter than that to be calling somebody asking for some
breast milk? Who does that? What you can do if
you want some eggnow, you could stop at the grocery Stoll,
get you some infa milk some similar and mix ignog
yourself if that's what you choose to do. But my
breast milk, you can't even pay for it? Okay, I
don't get down like that. That's a if I ever

(19:31):
heard of it, Youtoe. It tells you be calling around
asking people for milk.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
You're gonna be this selfish that you can't loan us
a little bit of breast milk so we can have
a great time with some eggnog.

Speaker 15 (19:41):
At the party, selfish loan breast milk.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Okay, you know what, you know what concerned, don't worry about.
We don't even want you at the party. If you
ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to
the party.

Speaker 15 (19:51):
Damn right. I don't need to come here on a
Sunkey party. And you tell Keiva this is some Steven
have her friend call me.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's
and I try to be nice enough to invite you.

Speaker 15 (20:01):
I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your
wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mam is
to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to
ask You're just respecting me asking me for some like that. Okay,
you know what, Brian, what is your last name? Because
I'm failing to remember who you are because I'm sure gonna.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
Ask, Well, Brian ain't really my name. I didn't really
want to tell you my real.

Speaker 15 (20:21):
Name, so so you playing on the phone. Then you
probably don't even know my sister. Who is this?

Speaker 7 (20:25):
I mean, I talk to your sister about twenty minutes ago.
I talked to Keith.

Speaker 15 (20:29):
You may't talk to my kiva because this is a
I know that too clearly, Okay, but I want to
go and tell you this here. You know what you're
gonna get off my damn phone. That's what you're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Keeble told me to call because see, I am nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister
Cable got me the prank phone call.

Speaker 15 (20:45):
You you talking about that nephew Thomas on the TV
in the radio? No, I did this. Kn't be real, said,
oh my god, oh you real funny?

Speaker 7 (21:04):
Okay, exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest that. I mean,
the baddest radio show in the.

Speaker 15 (21:12):
Land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
You can thank me later.

Speaker 14 (21:18):
I'll be back on another hour or some more welcome
stupid thinking of coming up next.

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Speaker 14 (22:01):
It is time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. This is from Catrese in Baltimore, who writes,
my sister suspects her husband of cheating, and she's so
worried that she's losing weight and she can't sleep. I've
seen him out with the lady and I met her.
Would it help if I had a real conversation with

(22:23):
my brother in law? Will he stop cheating?

Speaker 15 (22:26):
No?

Speaker 8 (22:28):
No, he's not gonna stop cheating. If you have real
conversation with your brother in law, he married to your sister,
he cheating, he ain't married to you. Well, what what
are you gonna say? What are you gonna say? The
girl already suspects him. You've seen him with the girl,
and now you're gonna bring it up. He know he busted,

(22:50):
He know he busted. There's nothing you could say that's
gonna make What you're gonna say, I'm gonna tell your
wife she already know, so this is this is none
of your business. You have to let this play out now,
it's not your business. I know you love your sister
and everything. Just going and be there for holding you
know this going just going to court. He gonna a

(23:14):
louse a lot of stuff when he get that too.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
He ain't gonna believe it is all right.

Speaker 14 (23:18):
Well, moving on to Lawanda and Macon. Lawanda says, I
had a thing with my coworker before I got married,
and she told me she missed me. So I went
by her house one day last week. I feel bad
about sneaking around on my hobby. So do you think
he'll have an open mind about it if I tell
the truth?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I know you're gonna say, mixed up a little bit
what you heard.

Speaker 14 (23:49):
Lawanda says she had a thing with her coworker before
she got married, and the coworker told her that she
missed her. So she went by her house one day
lastlast week. And she says she feels badly about sneaking
around on her husband. So do you think an open
mind about it if she tells the truth.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
Well, so, if he's gonna have an open mind, but
the first thing he gonna want to do is join in.
I can almost assure you that that's going to happen
right right, But he's not gonna have an open mind.
He might but or or it could end y'all's relationship.

(24:32):
It was one of the two. He gonna either want
to join in or y'all gonna end this relationship. That's
the chance you're gonna have to take because I can't
help you.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
Shut your damn mouth.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
You're out of this one, all right.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
I don't know why y'all got to tell everything, you know,
just be quiet. You'd have made the mistaken and went
over the girl house. Y'all have been at it again.
Shut up, let it go.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Why did y'all have to talk? I don't understand that.
Shut up, it's the same reason you have.

Speaker 14 (25:06):
Shut up.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
Let's shut up.

Speaker 8 (25:11):
Lying and talking too much is too damn too totally
different things. We lie out of necessity, ain't nobody ask.

Speaker 7 (25:20):
Y'all walk ahead and tell the damn truth.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's on us.

Speaker 14 (25:27):
Why Frisia in Dover says, my husband told me that
he didn't mind if I got breast in plants as
long as he got to pick the sides.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I don't want the big ones that he wants me
to have.

Speaker 14 (25:42):
So should I be honest with him or go ahead
and get the sea cup that I want and deal
with him later.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Yeah, well, you're gonna put something on. You don't want this,
You're crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
You're already married to him.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
Me is stupid, he'd.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Have put something over here. You gonna be crushing beer
cans with your breasts if you listening to him. Stop
that girl, talk to It's gotta make sense. That's what's
happening with these women going here asking these men about
these bbls. That's why these answers and got out of control.
Right now, y'all walking down here. The sugar ice cream cone, yeah,

(26:27):
you know them little waffle cones. Yeah, listen to the
great big old as a little bit of thighs can't
even hold that much tail up this. That's why y'all
be listening to me. You can't get the big ones
in you little. It's gotta make sense. Ask the doctor
what he thinks.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Damn. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (26:47):
Yeah, So just you're you're suggesting and agreeing with her
that she should just get the smaller size that she
wants because it's her body anyway. Okay, all right, last one,
huh No, I'm sorry. Moving on to uh Davion in
Fort Lauderdale, Debienne says, I'm a painter and I went

(27:11):
to do a job at one of my buddy's house
and his lady friend was walking around in her bra
and panties. I was uncomfortable and I told him. He
told me that's because I want her.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
How did he jump to that conclusion?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
What?

Speaker 15 (27:26):
What?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
And Okay, this is crazy all of us, all the
men went.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Why no, Okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna say it again.
I'm gonna say it again because it's crazy. Davion is
a painter.

Speaker 14 (27:42):
He went to do a job at one of his
buddy's house and his lady's friend was His lady friend
was walking around in her.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Bra and panties. He said he was uncomfortable, and he
told him.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
The guy told him that that's because he wants her.
How did he jump to that conclusion?

Speaker 14 (27:58):
So he went to paint the guy's house. The guy's
woman was walking around in her bron pennies and the
painter was uncomfortable, so.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
He told his friend about it.

Speaker 14 (28:07):
He told the guy about it who he was doing
the job for, and the guy said, that's because you
want her, and he's trying to figure out how in
the world did he come to that.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Conclusion, Well, these are some swingers right here. Well you
over at the house, and then that was the selling tool.
And then he goes, that's cause you want him now,
any other man the hell you mean? You looking at
my wife walking around the house, it would have been
all other But how where the question come from? That's

(28:37):
cause you want her? See all, that's a set up question.
Y'all got to know what's happening here now, and then
you gonna say, well, damn she and my face dog,
I'm just letting you know. Well do you want her?

Speaker 18 (28:51):
Now?

Speaker 8 (28:52):
We fit to get into what it's all about right here. See,
you ain't finna just be a painter. You fin to
be a poorn style. You're finna be on film though.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, okay, So she's walking around.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
Star watching, she advertising, Shirrey, She advertised because that's what
he likes. He's he likes to watch people with his girl.
Now he just set the paint up. Now you're gonna
be over there. He's gonna be in the corner drinking
strawberry and lemonade, watching y'all that that wouldna y'all.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Let that, let that job go.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Pardon yeah, just walk Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
Because you're finna be a world in trouble right here.

Speaker 19 (29:32):
Your painting.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Unless you're gonna paint naked, Unless you're gonna paint naked
and going on. We're all in there now.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
It doesn't sound like he is though he's uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
He already said he's uncomfortable.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
She Steve Robin Martin show Man.

Speaker 14 (29:52):
Would you rather be known as a sex symbol? Or
would you rather be known as the funniest man?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Or I'll be beaten because I ain't gonn be no.
Six something?

Speaker 7 (30:00):
That was his body. I missed that, I missed that train.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I am a sex symbol. I can't get rid of it.
You can't help I can't get rid of that.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
And that right there is the funniest thing you.

Speaker 14 (30:19):
What marks the beginning of the holiday season for you?
Is there a specific song that puts you in the
Christmas spirit? How about a special movie Carla the Temptations.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
That's Christmas Eve only.

Speaker 15 (30:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (30:39):
Also Imitation of Life. That's another good Christmas movie. So
what about you, Steve?

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I know you like.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Christmas.

Speaker 18 (30:48):
Yeah, I'm going to get to know your god, Yeah,
it's Christmas.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
That's my song.

Speaker 18 (31:03):
I hear that.

Speaker 20 (31:05):
Yeah, that's number one.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
And then the Temptations traws me.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Now everybody listening for that about.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Oh that's good that chest Yeah that's my jam too.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
I love that song.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah, someday Christmas Stevie wonders, I love that.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
You know, someday Christmas? You don't know that one.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
It ain't beat.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Don Donnie's number one for Yeah, that's number one and.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
Christmas see Stevie's music. Oh that's my thu Yeah for sure.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
Oh the albums, Oh, talking book, baby, your baby may
sound uh the plan keep in me?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Hey is this other me again?

Speaker 8 (32:06):
That's the boy boy, that's that damn talking book. When
he was sitting on that rock, Yeah, that boy right there,
he didn't know they had him on the rock. He
thought he was doing a photo shoot in the backyard.
He threw the LSS out in that desert.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
He was on a round.

Speaker 8 (32:30):
Yeah, hend putting on his hands, trying to feel his
way around, see where it was. Tell right here, listen
to me. Let me tell y'all something I've been around. Steven,
Steve ass ain't blind. I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Always say that I told Stevie this blind, This a hoax.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
He'd have made a lot of money on it.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
It's a hey, listen to me, Hi, Stevie blind. You
ain't never seen Stevie with a dog or he ain't
never fail.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
It just blind to me. You don't never seen running
up into nothing.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
He ain't got no dog nowhere. He ain't never had
to unfold his stick, get just showing up places.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
We're moving on.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I know when brother Milton be with h but.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
All right, Steve introduced him.

Speaker 17 (33:27):
He's here.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
Well that you don't feel like being into Christmas?

Speaker 8 (33:34):
Big he is?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
No, I don't.

Speaker 13 (33:36):
I don't write happy Christmas songs because there's enough of
those happy, happy Christmas songs get lost in the shupheerd
all and deck the halls?

Speaker 21 (33:49):
Who the hell want to hear?

Speaker 16 (33:51):
That?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Over Lord is oversaturated?

Speaker 21 (33:54):
Right for the sad and downtrock.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Grin on the way hit it Hello there it's Christmas
time again.

Speaker 22 (34:18):
I don't believe it's him mad soul on Chrisple the
time just past lady by stealing?

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Can you runner on the way? And I haven't ticket
a damn? It's Christmas.

Speaker 23 (34:44):
Also crowding cridy people on the side, Sady' ratherless pease
on the show.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Lady, please nobody.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
My first, even my wile just said, no way, damn
it's Christmas. Shoe Christmas, Long Christmas, Happy Christmas, nose hose.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
You're a mean one, mister joy.

Speaker 21 (35:38):
Singing to somebody. That's right, somebody.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Refused if you're hearing some notes.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Too many happy Christmas songs out there here.

Speaker 13 (35:49):
Every year, somebody got a Christmas album Happy. It is
happy that I'm in.

Speaker 21 (35:54):
I'm in a lane all by myself.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
I want to be.

Speaker 7 (35:59):
Got a tree? Jay?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Did he insult you?

Speaker 7 (36:12):
I can't imagine my house.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Ain't no treat, especially by the grandchildren, your.

Speaker 13 (36:19):
Great well that they want to see treat. Go to
the other granddaddy house, because this ain't got one.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
You buy them gifts, Jay, Please tell me that.

Speaker 21 (36:28):
Yeah, I buy gifts. I buy them gifts.

Speaker 24 (36:32):
Ain't You don't put your hand, you don't put it
under the tree though that it's.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
Just sitting up on the coffee It's just sitting up
on the coffee track.

Speaker 12 (36:40):
You ain't wrapped hYP over there, that's yours.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
That's how j passed that gift.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Killing the bag.

Speaker 21 (36:51):
Jay with a receipt. They want to take it back.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
You never know, you know, you one iPhone?

Speaker 7 (36:58):
All right, man, because I keep miss there so sad.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (37:38):
All right, guys, it is time for would you rather?

Speaker 14 (37:40):
Would you rather ski down a snow capped mountain or
serf in the Pacific Ocean?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Ski down a noo capt mountain?

Speaker 7 (37:49):
Down there, down the mountain. We're gonna tell you about
this water.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Shir no, No, you maybe change.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Your mind because you're you're on a snowcare mountain.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
That mountain.

Speaker 8 (38:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna lock and fall and recover that falls
in the water. That's drowning sharp.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Too much?

Speaker 20 (38:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (38:18):
Three hands, I'm gonna need that.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Three hairs.

Speaker 8 (38:21):
I ain't gonna have nobody staring at me all day
because I'm definitely gonna be looking back with your mother eyes.
I had them three hands, I'm gonna put one on them.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
In my pocket.

Speaker 21 (38:35):
Three eyes.

Speaker 8 (38:36):
Yeah, we're not gonna have them three eyes sitting up
in here. Man, that's just crazy. You ain't gonna be
able to get no play after that.

Speaker 24 (38:44):
What's wrong in the glass? I got to get with
these three eyes? That's just too much?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, okay?

Speaker 14 (38:53):
Would you rather have sex continuously for one hour or
always get it done in two minutes?

Speaker 15 (39:00):
It?

Speaker 14 (39:03):
I'm doing that now, okay, continuously continuously, non stop.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
Oh I ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a.

Speaker 20 (39:17):
Many continuously for one hour, always done in two minutes.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
One in four. I was cold with that hour and
today minutes two minutes.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
Get me gone on by my bell. I'm not gonna
worry you like that.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
I'm not gonna We're not gonna do it. You ain't
got that kind of.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Man. We we get this done in a commercial. Back
back to autumn I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Too much to do. You got too much to do, Harvey.

Speaker 7 (39:55):
No, I'm the one hour dude.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
I ain't got no time continuously.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
I mean.

Speaker 8 (40:01):
Two minutes ain't gonna work. Okay, now you got it,
you get now, you got somebody aggravated with your ass.

Speaker 21 (40:07):
Constant.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Now you just rode down. You know it's spending minutes
into your ass.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Yeah I know.

Speaker 8 (40:14):
But see it's the way that you can. You can
pace yourself, see, y'all, don't y'all young. See maybe you
don't know. You ain't just you ain't got to have
the same motion for a hour. Though there's other things
you can be doing.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You can work it now.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, slow win.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
Looking at the I'm still looking at the clock. Stayed that,
but easy.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Okay, all right, good morning, this is your boy, and
if you tell me, have a happy and save holiday season,
Happy New Year. From the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (40:57):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Okay, Tommy, So we
know you're multi talented. We know you can do voices, impressions,
you're a comedian, you're an actor.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
We got all of that. Multi talented, but you never
cease to amaze us. You always come up with new stuff.

Speaker 14 (41:17):
And now you have a brand new, all new, brand
new Christmas song for us, and we're gonna hear it
right now.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
So tell us about it, Tommy, how it came about.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
This is happy holidays, This is that feel good, This
is that family, This is that that good vibe, good spirit.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
That's what this is.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
And it's a collaboration between myself old friend of mine,
Alison Williams, who I used to be on Wow way
back in the day showing stage place. I'll stand still
got a young brother named Desmond Douglas. His stage name
is whatever like it?

Speaker 15 (41:54):
What?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yes, Carla? So you just acting like you just go
in the studio when you just down track?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Mean, y'all tell me what y'all think. I am not
a rapper I about you know, I bout out and
the rappers them they off the change. So I let's
just say I dabble a little bit, and y'all just
just tell me how I did dabbling. I dabbled, Okay,
Christmas Son, I gave it a shot.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
So here you look like you got a hold you
who I'm coming too?

Speaker 7 (42:25):
Songs from an album?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Okay, from what?

Speaker 3 (42:28):
From what?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
An album? But that's right here is happy holidays. Y'all
tell me what y'all think. We listen whole another holiday season. Main,
we got all the good fix seeds and seasons. Main,
Mama need him in the up, big chicken brisket and
hook up, hide the water corn read with the pies

(42:51):
and cakes, salads and macaronett and O my plight.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
I wish somebody hurried them from just saying grace. I'm
already taking about my second and.

Speaker 25 (43:00):
M brown the table family, Everything jingles from me, a smells,
and I think the seeds brings shiny lcen, red, green,
blue and white Mama sweet potato pies.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
The holiday brings.

Speaker 7 (43:21):
Awful Christmas.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
That's all my wishes.

Speaker 26 (43:23):
Family friends, so food, all the fixes like Christmas e
and it slid like Christmas trees in the kitchen reminiscent
turkey of grates, macaronic jeets, honey, big tam, Whistlecadi gigs,
col breadis sweet green tea on a.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Sap, Give me that peach, come.

Speaker 27 (43:41):
Sweet potato Potliday.

Speaker 25 (43:45):
Riesel taste gone on family flap.

Speaker 24 (43:51):
Up to.

Speaker 25 (43:53):
Client, turkeys crying, colored plates, space and locle sets.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
And rain.

Speaker 7 (44:03):
Around banks to him.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I went to hear from and she wished he wished it.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
When is a kid telem stay away.

Speaker 19 (44:09):
From the stone, when you can the game around lay
listen this even Marmy's everybody gathered round. It's a family affair.
I wish he was the holiday every day a year.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
How she became like a holiday the giant draftings.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
From the holiday.

Speaker 27 (44:39):
Yeah, changing now and I got the highest fight the
ball game, swimming on some fire up, challenging every from
black friend happy before family affair. She ain't that the
truth for the hola jay again got the trade for
the lady came and the live say fortunately to be

(45:02):
breathing reflection of the SIMI.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Right, okay, uh huh.

Speaker 7 (45:25):
Fire, I'm able to live. It was all right.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
We are good.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, okay, it's nice. It's nice.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Feel good that family feel good. That's all we were
looking for. So big up to Alison Williams and.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Uh what else whatever? What's the name of the song?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Holidays?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yeah, happy holidays? Coming up next, the Nephew is back
with today's.

Speaker 14 (45:52):
Prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. We got at about four minutes
after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is where are your shoes?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Find out what that's all about? Justine was crazy?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Who knew?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
But right now it is time for the prank phone
call with the nephew.

Speaker 21 (46:18):
What you got now?

Speaker 7 (46:20):
Dp c A.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Dp C a Dead Person Collection agency. See like, if
you owe somebody that has passed away, if you owe
him some much, that don't mean you don't owe him
no more. This is an agency that will come after
someone has passed and collect on this. You understand what

(46:47):
I'm saying. No, this is dp C. Hey, that's all
I'm saying. Cat dog, get your hood, Let's get this money.

Speaker 16 (46:56):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl Pleae. Darryl. This is
uh Tony with d p c A. We wanted to
give you a call. How are you doing today?

Speaker 15 (47:06):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Well, what what's what's the company?

Speaker 15 (47:09):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Dp c A.

Speaker 16 (47:11):
What that means?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Uh, d p c A is a dead person Collection agency.
We actually collect uh money from those that have been
that have that are deceased, but people still owe them.
Are you familiar with Carlton who passed away six months ago?

Speaker 16 (47:29):
I know him, Yes, he could dud.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
But what do you want from me? Though. Okay, it's
been brought I understanding that you actually owed mister Carlton
Fisher twelve hundred dollars? Is that correct?

Speaker 15 (47:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (47:44):
Yeah, what were you talking about? Noah?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Okay, so wow, how though, as mister okay, let me
let me get this, Let me get a clear understanding here.
You actually worked with mister Carlton Fisher. Correct fact? Is
that right? Yes?

Speaker 21 (48:02):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (48:03):
So have you borrowed money from mister Carlton Fisher before?
Why you're asking though, I'm asking you a clear question, sir,
have you borrowed money from mister Calton Fisher before?

Speaker 16 (48:14):
I don't feel like I should answered though, to say
your business though?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
No, it is my business because I'm with the collection
agency and it's been brought their attention that you owe
twelve hundred dollars to him.

Speaker 16 (48:26):
I don't know what you talk about, and you ain't
even send me no letter, so I don't even know
what's going on.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Well, I'll repeat myself again, Sir, my name is Tony.

Speaker 15 (48:34):
You send me a letter?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Did you send me a letter?

Speaker 16 (48:36):
Send me a letter?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Though I haven't sent your letters. I'm telling you know
why you.

Speaker 16 (48:40):
Call me that if you don't send me no letter though.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Okay, sir, you owe this money to mister Fisher. I'm
with you.

Speaker 16 (48:46):
I understand you didn't send me no letter though, and
then you're gonna call me though.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Okay. So here's the deal, sir. If you don't play
the twelve hunder, we will come and take something. We
will confiscate something of the same value. So I'm letting
you know what I said.

Speaker 16 (49:00):
You even even send me no letter though. If you
do that, I'll call the police because he even sent
me no letter though. You know, I see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
No, I'm hearing what you're saying, sir, But at the
end of the.

Speaker 16 (49:12):
Day, you're not hearing what I'm saying though. You shouldn't
even be talking to me right now. Yeah, send me
a letter though, that's how it is a bills. He
did not inform me anything, right Sure.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
You ow you owe the twelve hundred dollars. Short, we
both know that I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (49:26):
You're skipping a step right now though, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
It doesn't matter about the step, sir. You know what
you owe and I'm just gonna let you know. I'm
not gonna go back and forth with you. I'm gonna
let you know this. We will come and compensate something
of the same value. You well, I'll let you know not,
but I'll let you know first though.

Speaker 16 (49:44):
You cannot do anything without sending a letter. You did
not send me no letter. He sent me no nothing
though you called me. You harassed me right about now
without even send me no letter.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
That I'm saying like, this is the deal, This is
what happened.

Speaker 15 (49:57):
This is when it's due.

Speaker 16 (49:58):
YadA YadA, even do that, okay, so let me let
me say this to you.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
We do know that you have a two thousand and
seventeen pickup truck.

Speaker 15 (50:09):
We do you thretten me?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
You threatened me.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
You threaten I'm letting you know we're picking up something
up the same value.

Speaker 15 (50:15):
Are more?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Okay?

Speaker 16 (50:17):
You tell me now that's not that's both threatened me.

Speaker 20 (50:20):
Now.

Speaker 16 (50:20):
You ain't even send me no letter. You just called
me up staying like I owe you. Now you ain't
even give me no date like to take no sense though.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Sir, This is DPCA. This is what we do when
someone passing. Okay, I don't care if you.

Speaker 16 (50:33):
Got your government agency. You should be sending me a.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Letter, sir. You owe mister Fisher twelve hundred dollars. He's
now deceased. We are going to collect this money? Are
we gonna collect? I'm saying, you.

Speaker 16 (50:45):
Skip the step.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
You skip the step.

Speaker 16 (50:46):
You did not You did not inform me that I
owe money to him. You just tell me right now
on the phone. You should have to send a letter though.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Sorry, Do you want to send us to send us
the money? Or do you want me to pick up
I don't even know what you're talking about though.

Speaker 16 (50:58):
Are you talking about the truck? You talk by a truck?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
No, no, no, no, no no no, we're not doing that.

Speaker 16 (51:02):
No, we're not You're not touching my truck right about now.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (51:04):
Now, Yeah, that's it. We're done.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
We're done.

Speaker 16 (51:07):
If you come my truck. I wanna you hear what
I'm saying. I don't care what.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Your dude, yo yoo.

Speaker 16 (51:16):
I'm telling you right now. You didn't send me no letter. Now,
I'm angry. Guy, gonna turn your truck come at me.
I'm wanna come at you hard.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (51:24):
Baseball bats all that, don't put me, don't pull me,
You'll get jump I'll jump you I'll jump y'all take
your truck. Hear me, you'll stay.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Away from me. Sorry, I'm not calling you right now.
I'm not I'm not playing either.

Speaker 16 (51:36):
So are you register?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yo?

Speaker 7 (51:37):
Yo?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
You yo? Yo?

Speaker 16 (51:38):
Are you listening though I'm listening to you?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Are you listening to me? You're the person you don't
know the type of dude I am.

Speaker 16 (51:45):
Man, You don't Yo.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
You shall mad comfortable right about now?

Speaker 16 (51:48):
Good, don't be uncomfortable. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna let you know this. If
I don't get this money by today, then then you
might as well start not sleeping the night, because then
a strong partibility what your car? Your car might not
be there. Your car, I mean, I'm saying it as
clear as possible, sir. Twelve hundred dollars are your car?

(52:12):
Your trump may not be there in the morning. This
is your car?

Speaker 16 (52:16):
Do you want to be there after the next morning? Though?

Speaker 7 (52:19):
What are you trying to say?

Speaker 3 (52:20):
What are you trying? No, tell me what you're trying
to say? What you hear, what you heard? What you heard?
What you heard from me? Straight? Exactly? When can when
can we expect? When can we expected twelve hundred dollars.

Speaker 16 (52:34):
I'm telling you right about now, don't cot my car.
I'm doing that, all right, I'm doing with you.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Don't put my car.

Speaker 16 (52:40):
Don't put my car, O car, don't you don't call
me back?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
All right?

Speaker 15 (52:46):
I'm done?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Mother hung up? Call him back? Calling him back, man,
call him back.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Who you think?

Speaker 10 (52:54):
Who you think you hanging up?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
All?

Speaker 16 (52:55):
Man?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Who you think you're hanging up?

Speaker 15 (52:57):
All?

Speaker 16 (52:57):
Call me again?

Speaker 3 (52:58):
You call me again? You damn right on me, Gabe,
I'm waiting on the twelve hundred dollars. Okay, Now I
told you this. I told you. I told you that.

Speaker 16 (53:08):
Now now you're getting me angry though. Now you're getting
me angry though I told you this. Don't call me
a right send me the letter. You don't send me
the letter. They talking about taking my truck?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
You up, okay, Okay, you up? Okay. You know what
I'm gonna do.

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I'll tell you what an what we're gonna do, though, gon,
I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna tell you
what you gonna do. W Ain gone, I'm gonna let
I'm gonna let go harm me, come get the truck.
I'm gonna let Timmy, come get the truck. Who I'm
gonna let Timmy come get the truck.

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I don't know who Timmy is? Which tom tell me?

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Steve Harby Morton Show. Baby, your boy Trevor and your
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We listening to y'all too many. Gosh, oh you guys
go to Harris.

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My pull office.

Speaker 16 (54:06):
Ain't hearing right now?

Speaker 17 (54:07):
Man?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Brother, you on parole.

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I'm no comment, okay, all right, comment, we know how
there you go.

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Here it is strawberry letter, subject, thank you nephew.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Where are your shoes?

Speaker 18 (56:25):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (56:26):
Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm forty and my husband is forty
four years old. I work from home, and my husband
is a nurse, and he works four days on and
four days off. He's got a part time job giving
COVID tests one day a week, and he was working
late the other night and I was in our backyard
smoking weed and I heard my husband full into the driveway.

(56:49):
I walked around the house to surprise him, and I
ended up stopping to watch him because he was searching
his car for something. He went to his trunk and
took a shirt off and put on a T shirt.
I noticed that he was not wearing any shoes. He's
usually in crops or sneakers to work, but he only
had onsocks. I appeared out of nowhere, and he was startled.

(57:12):
I asked, where are your shoes? And he said they
were in his car. It was so chilly that I
suggested he put he put on his shoes. He playfully
told me to get my tail in the house and
leave him alone. We went inside, and when he went
to the back, I went and popped his trunk to
get the shirt he took off.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I didn't find any shoes in the car or the trunk.

Speaker 14 (57:34):
I put the shirt across the bed and it had
a big smudge of makeup on the collar. He gave
me a sorry excuse that he helped a woman that
had a car wreck, and he said he lifted her
out of the car and that's how the makeup got
on his shirt. Then he said that the lady coughed
a lot, so he didn't know if he had a cold,
the flu or covid, so he left the shirt in

(57:57):
his trunk to be safe. He still had on the
pants and they were clean. I asked him again, where
are your shoes?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
And he didn't have an answer.

Speaker 14 (58:07):
Instead, he got mad and told me that I'm never
satisfied and he can never win with me. I'm sick
of him not answering basic questions. Why does he react
this way? Okay, why would you have to ask a
grown man where are his shoes? Where are your shoes?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Why?

Speaker 14 (58:26):
Something is definitely wrong with that question, and you already
know the reason because he's lying. Okay, it was a
simple question, where are your shoes? He obviously left them
wherever he was, and he just forgot or something with
whomever he was with.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Why would a grown man leave his shoes anywhere? Have
you ever heard of this before?

Speaker 14 (58:48):
No, it sounds like wherever he was he left in
a really big hurry and forgot his shoes.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (58:54):
The story about him helping a woman that had a
car wreck and that's how he got the makeup.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
On his shirt, that whole story sounds crazy.

Speaker 14 (59:01):
He lifted her out of the car and she coughed
a lot, and that's why he left his shirt in
the trunk.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
What come on?

Speaker 25 (59:09):
You?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yourself called?

Speaker 14 (59:10):
I know you were smoking weed, but even you thought
that this was a sorry excuse, a sorry story, and
it is.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
You're not buying any of this, and I don't buy
it either.

Speaker 14 (59:20):
He's also on the defensive now, getting mad at you
because his story doesn't sound right and you know it,
and that's why you're questioning him. Please don't fall for
any of his tricks, his shenanigans, and don't expect him
to tell you the truth, because for him at this
point and his shoes and all that mess. It's not
an option. He can't tell you the truth, all right,

(59:41):
Steve stee.

Speaker 8 (59:43):
Well mind, well let me say this here to answer
this one question. Chi says that he's not going to
tell you the truth. Nope, Well why would he? This
ain't the time for truth? Okay, So let's just start

(01:00:07):
right there. He not gonna tell you the truth?

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
Why would he do that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Shut?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Don't make no damn since at all I have told
y'all about.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
This truth thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Now, Oh, the truth matters now.

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
The truth ends the marriage right now. The lie protects
the marriage and her heart. Let's go over this effort.
Your husband is a nurse forty four years old.

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
You work from home.

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
He got four days on, four days off, got a
part time job, coach test. He was working late the
other night. You were sitting in the backyard smoking weed.
I don't know why you felt that necessary to tell
us that, but you did. Obviously there's a mean for
a moment in your life.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
So and we needed to know that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
You could have just said you were sitting in the
backyard chili. Now use in the backyard smoking weed. You
heard your husband pull it to the driveway. You walk
around the house to surprise him. See here we go, now,
all these surprises, and he ended up stopping to watch
him because he was searching his car for something. Now,
the man went to the trunk, took his shirt off,

(01:01:23):
put on a T shirt. I noticed he wasn't wearing
in his shoes. He usually got on crocks or sneakers
to work, but he only had on socks. I peered
out of nowhere and that he was startled. Yeah, that's
what you were. It was some cussing too, but you know,

(01:01:46):
can't go there.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
I asked, wear your shoes and they said they was
in the car. It was so chilli.

Speaker 8 (01:01:54):
I suggests he put on his shoes. He playfully girl
to tail his house. Leave me alone, see me out here?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Who tell you?

Speaker 15 (01:02:01):
Whoop?

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
We went inside, and when he went to the back,
I went. She went back outside, popped his trunk and
got the shirt that he took off. I didn't find
any shoes in the car on the trunk. I put
the shirt across the bed and it had a big
smudge of makeup on the collar.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
All right, we come back. Here comes.

Speaker 21 (01:02:28):
The truth.

Speaker 14 (01:02:30):
Okay, all right, Steve, hang on, Part two of your
response is coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Today's strawberry letter subject is where.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Are your shoes?

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Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Where are your shoes?

Speaker 7 (01:03:25):
Let's just get to it quick. The man is forty four.
She fought it. She worked from the house.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
He had nurse. Uh you know, he worked four days
on four days off. He got a little extra job
doing COVID test. She was at the house one night,
she had finished her work. She was out in the
backyard chilling smoking weed. She felt very compelled to tell
us that she smokes weed, so that's fine. I heard
my husband pulling to the driveway. I walked around the

(01:03:49):
house to surprise, but she ended up watching him because
he was searching his car for so he went to
his trunk, took his shirt off, put it on the
put on a T shirt. I noticed he was not
wearing any shoes. He's usually in crops or sneakers to work,
but he only had on sock. I peered out of
nowhere and he would starting, ha, I love that sound,

(01:04:19):
girl Na chugar, honey heights tea now walking up on
me like that. Uh, that's blanked out. That's what's so
chili that I know that she didn't have on the shoes.
So I just suggested that he put his shoes on.
He playfully told me get my tail in house, leave
him alone. So we went inside, and when he went

(01:04:42):
to the back, I went outside popped the trunk to
get the shirt he took off. I didn't find any
shoes in the car or the trunk. I put the
shirt across the bed and had a big smudge of makeup.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
On the collar.

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
Now here we go. Now this is what the letter's about.
He gave me a sorry excuse that he helped a
woman that had a car wreck.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
The man is a nurse, okay, that he is trying.

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
To save somebody life and you're trying to judge him
about some damn makeup. He is trying to save somebody's life,
which is all his career has been about. He said
he lifted her out the car, and that's how to
make up God on the shirt. Shirley talking about he
not gonna tell you the truth?

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Why would he?

Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
Just don't just sound good right here? All this this
sound way better than the damn truth.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
You're not gonna discount the truth like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Oh well, I'm not discounting. He not finna tell it.
And you just said yourself why you can't ask him
for the truth because he's not gonna tell it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Yes, it's not an option.

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
Go with what sound best. I'm a nurse.

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
She came into the carrect, I'm trying to help her
out and make up God on the shirt. Then he's
said the lady coughed a lot, so he ain't know
if she had a cold that flew off COVID. I
can't bring this in this house on you. Much as
I love you, I gotta take this shirt off because
it could have COVID on it. Wow, So he left

(01:06:13):
the shirt in the truck to be safe.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Okay, Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
Not yet, but go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
I just want to know what was he covering up?

Speaker 7 (01:06:24):
What was our covering with nothing? I was protecting the
safety of this family.

Speaker 14 (01:06:30):
What really happened? Because we've heard enough lies? What really happened?

Speaker 7 (01:06:35):
You think, Oh, you ain't heard the boy. We can't
stop lying now.

Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
But he still had on the pants and they were clean.
He didn't drop the lady, so the makeup ain't gonna
be on the pants. If he had dropped her, that
would be makeup on the piers held up. I asked
him again, where are your shoes?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Yeah? Simple question.

Speaker 8 (01:07:03):
The lady that I helped was fat. I had to
lift so hard I came up out my shoes. But
I was trying to get her into the emergency room
and my shoes was out there by the ambulance.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
So you left your shoes, okay, got it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I had to leave the shoes to save this lady.
Light oh okay. And it was so busy saving her life.

Speaker 8 (01:07:31):
When I went outside, I didn't see the shoes nowhere
I think some homeless dude might have got him or something.
You know, instead, he got mad, told me that I'm
never satisfied and he could never win with me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Yeah, yeah, that's because he only forty four.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
He tell incomplete line, so you could win, but you
got to complete your line.

Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
You can't getting mad for the life.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
And I just told you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
The shoes is probably in the parking lote. Some homeless
dude probably got him because she was fat. And when
I lifted up, I had to come up out his shoes.

Speaker 7 (01:08:07):
Well for him?

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Why was he looking for him in the trunk? If
he left him at the scene?

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
How do you know I was looking? I didn't say
I was looking for my shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
You came.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
He was searching in the car for something something.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
What you thought he was looking for shoes? He was
trying to find that T shirt. And your ass is
imagining all this because you high.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Anyway, I asked, where are your shoes? And he said
they were in his car.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
They was in the car, so he thought.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
But it doesn't say so, he thought.

Speaker 21 (01:08:46):
It just says in his.

Speaker 8 (01:08:47):
Car, where are your shoes? First of all, let me
explain something. Why can't wear your shoes? Because he had
to get out of somewhere. Yeah, he didn't forget his shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
He was in a.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
She had to leave in a hurry.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
Damn shoe.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
I know that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
What time situation you in?

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
I can even get this woman up off this car
accident and on this gurney and into this emergency room,
or I can stay here putting on my damn shoes.
That's more important to me, these old, cheap ass crops
of this woman's life.

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Speaker 14 (01:09:42):
All right, it's been a minute since Junior has blessed
us with the poem.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
And guess what he's for today with the poem?

Speaker 7 (01:09:52):
Oh okay, okay, listen, y'all.

Speaker 12 (01:09:55):
This has got to be addressed. This is important. This
is not okay, Okay. I've watched all these Christian books.
I've seen Samah everywhere, I've seen the North Pole. But
you know what you don't see.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Black elves? Where are they.

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
How come we don't have no black elves?

Speaker 12 (01:10:15):
So the title of this poem is paint sam how come.

Speaker 21 (01:10:19):
Ain't no black elves?

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
That's all?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
This is it?

Speaker 12 (01:10:25):
I just want to dress this black people everything, black people,
black panther all that. But did y'all notice all these
years we've been living, you ain't seen no black elves?

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
That don't bother y'all?

Speaker 18 (01:10:37):
Will?

Speaker 11 (01:10:37):
They bothered me enough that I wrote a poem about it.
I'm serious here. It is hayte Samam, how come there
are no black els?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I don't see any black els, Samam? What's up with that?

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
Most of the.

Speaker 12 (01:10:49):
Elves I see are white? And that's an actual fact.
I guess black elves don't matter at least they don't
to you. You've been the North Pole all damn You're law.
Can't we least get two? I hate to march on
the Dose Pole because for marchin, the weather's not right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
So Santa, I like some.

Speaker 12 (01:11:12):
Black els, and I like them before Christmas night, So
go ahead and pack your towards to do your Christmas
d but put some black l's on your list. And
damn it, I'm asking nicely, please don't make me come
up there because I will the end where the black als?

Speaker 16 (01:11:32):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
What? Where is he black hem? Okay, okay, but Junior,
hi don't. Don't you have sircle Saald you can't take you.

Speaker 20 (01:11:43):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I know I can't, tom.

Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
Sam, I know I can't go up there trying to march.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I know I know I can't go up there.

Speaker 12 (01:11:54):
You cannot remains the point remains were the black helms.

Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
I need to know the weather. The weather won't allow
you to go up there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Junr.

Speaker 7 (01:12:06):
You can't say it.

Speaker 11 (01:12:07):
I was gonna, Martin fretting senter, I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I ain't march.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
I can't march, car I know I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:12:15):
But the point is, there ain't no black.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Hells, b e m black elves matter.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
On.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
You know they ain't gonna get up on time to
make the toy. They gonna be late coming to work.

Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
Well we don't know that, Tommy, because it ain't none.
I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
I don't see nothing putting no apps in.

Speaker 21 (01:12:36):
It ain't.

Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
But you take your black behind to the north bowle.
It's a rap for you body.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Thank you, Jory, good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
This is your man, Steve Harby. Tis the season for love, peace, happiness,
and so happy holidays. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah,
I wrote that myself center is busy, and you know
now because Santa is so busy some of the Mason's
Department stores. Now, you got to make an appointment to

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see Santa. So I have the schedule right here. All right,
it's time agone.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
So here it is.

Speaker 8 (01:13:19):
You're listening from nine am to eleven am. Santah is
gonna see kids that have long list. That's just from
nine to eleven. No coming here out to eleven with
no long list.

Speaker 7 (01:13:38):
We're just doing long lists from nine to eleven.

Speaker 8 (01:13:44):
And Santa is warning you this year, don't be repeating
stuff you hear the other kids say, making your list longer.

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
Just read your list to Santa from.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
The way first.

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
Right then at noon, Santah will see all the kids
that are winers, win you wine a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
I don't shut your ass up waiting noon.

Speaker 15 (01:14:21):
What time is the.

Speaker 7 (01:14:23):
Sway of noon for the ones, not the whinings. That's
very different.

Speaker 10 (01:14:31):
Wine.

Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
Now, between three and five, Santa gonna deal with the
kids that just won't sit steel okay, okay, kids.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
The fidget.

Speaker 8 (01:14:45):
And any any children that might bite bite, because from
three to one. Now we all have the Black Center
sit in and you're gonna deal with the to let
the bite and fix situ ass Still you bite me,
I'm gonna bite you back. You know you gotta hear

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stuff like that. I'm gonna bite you back.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Scared joy, how to grip them up?

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Now from then until seven uhh, this is towards the
end of the day.

Speaker 8 (01:15:26):
All loud criers and and kids that's afraid of Sam.

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
I'm gonna save you. I'm scary ass you later old and.

Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
So if you know your baby gonna holler loud and
it's afraid of Saner, bring them every day.

Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
We're gonna on that day, we're gonna bring in a
We're gonna.

Speaker 8 (01:15:47):
Bring a skinnier sand across in it so he ain't
a imposing and then be cut down on some of
the crime. That's right after the black Sander get through
snatching or knocking a couple of kids being listen very
carefully critical right before closing. Now, we only gonna take

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ten of these a day, so you gotta make an appointment.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
These are kids who pee on center.

Speaker 9 (01:16:18):
Your child, don't take it ten to day he on center.
This is at the end of the day, and we're
only gonna take ten Sata got some special gear made.
You're gonna switch.

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
Him out from the skinny Center bring back fat center.
But he ain't really that fat. It's just he got
on a lot of absorbing clothes and so towards the
end ten a day, that's all we doing because we
got enough absorbing pads on them where he can soak.

Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
Up ten peas.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Okay, so we just do it ten.

Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
If your baby gonna be living in line, he gotta
come back tomorrow. We'll try to get him into it,
but it's at the end of the day. That way,
when Sama take his suit off, we can burn it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
On a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
Huh even thought about it. So that's our schedule.

Speaker 8 (01:17:16):
So please, if your children fit in there anywhere, you
know you're being able to know where your child fits
in all that loud ass crying and all that. You
know when your child is going whiners, you know, kids
with long lists. Just know where your child fitting. But
especially those.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
That pee on Santa at the end of the day,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:17:47):
Okay, yeah, these the gifts that me and really won't Okay,
I know said, I know what I said.

Speaker 15 (01:17:55):
I know what I said.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
It don't really matter baby what it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Do because real low key.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 12 (01:18:02):
We don't want bad gifts. Like bad gift is winter gloves.
Our boys don't ask about winter glove. They don't ask
about that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
Get cold. We put him in our pocket. We put
him in our pocket.

Speaker 11 (01:18:13):
Don't care about that. There's another here's another gift, killing.

Speaker 21 (01:18:16):
About a rope.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Our boys rode a beautiful road.

Speaker 12 (01:18:21):
We open this box up again and see a rope. Okay,
I tell you we're not putting it out. We don't
care about that bad slipping if it's a road.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Excuse me, there's an exception. Well, I ain't experienced that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:39):
I'm just gonna talking about what he gonna want that.

Speaker 21 (01:18:42):
Okay, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Look into that.

Speaker 12 (01:18:46):
I ain't there yet, but I know the dudes I'll
be dealing with. We don't care about the roads we get. Okay,
you know, Okay, you don't want to turn.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Cloth that one that looks like a tie like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Burn your neck up.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
So Steve, you don't want the short.

Speaker 12 (01:19:03):
One because I'm tall, got your boody, got that one
one pocket.

Speaker 7 (01:19:17):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 8 (01:19:18):
We want gifts that we said, dude, man my girl,
man a man, check what my girl got me.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
You're gonna watch Yeah, why nice suite.

Speaker 14 (01:19:27):
All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show right after this.

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mountain or surf in the Pacific Ocean?

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Ski down a.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Snowcap mountains down and seeing down that mountain?

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
Were gonna tell you about this water shit?

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
No, maybe change your mind because you're you're on a
snow capped mountain.

Speaker 8 (01:20:32):
That mountain, yea, I'm gonna fall and recover that fall
in the water. That's drowning shops.

Speaker 7 (01:20:41):
Too much? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:20:48):
Three three hands, I'm gonna need that.

Speaker 21 (01:20:50):
Three hairs.

Speaker 8 (01:20:50):
I ain't gonna have nobody staring at me all day
because I'm definitely gonna be looking back with your mother eyes.
I've had him three hands, I'm gonna put one on
them in my pocket.

Speaker 21 (01:21:04):
Three eyes.

Speaker 7 (01:21:05):
We're not gonna have him three eyes sitting up in here. Man,
that's just crazy. You ain't gonna be getting no play
after that.

Speaker 24 (01:21:12):
Gus's wrong in the glasses. I got to get with
these three eyes. That's just too much.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 14 (01:21:22):
Would you rather have sex continuously for one hour or
always get it done in two minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
I'm doing now down to the.

Speaker 14 (01:21:37):
Okay, continuously continuously, non stop.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Oh I ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a many.

Speaker 20 (01:21:47):
Continuously for one hour, always done in two minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
One in four.

Speaker 24 (01:21:54):
I was cold with that hour and today two minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Get me gone on by my bell. I'm not gonna
worry you like that. I'm not gonna We're not gonna
do it. You ain't got that, No, man, we get
this done in a commercial.

Speaker 11 (01:22:11):
Back to watch it, rid of.

Speaker 7 (01:22:14):
I'm telling you too much to do.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
We've got too much to do, Harvey.

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
Oh no, I'm the one hour dude.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
I ain't got the time continuously.

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
I mean, two minutes ain't gonna work. Now, you got it?
You get now, you got somebody aggravated with your ass constant.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Now you just rolled down. You know it's thirding minutes
in the gass time.

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:22:42):
But see it's the way that you can you can
pace yourself, see y'all, don't y'all young See maybe you
don't know, you ain't just you ain't got to have
the same.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Motion for a hour. Why are you getting that though?

Speaker 7 (01:22:55):
You know some other things you can be doing. You
can work it now?

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Yeah, yeah, yes, Steve, slow win, slow win, looking at
the I'm still looking at the clock.

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
I'll be damn stayed out easy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Okay, all right, come on our last break of the day.

Speaker 14 (01:23:20):
Quiet, we'll be back to close out the show with
some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Right after this.

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You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Hi guys, here we are last break of the day
on this Friday. It's been a good day. It's been
a good week.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:24:08):
Hey, you know what with the holidays approaching and New
Year's Eve and everything, can I give you these reminders
as a closing remark just to my base out there.

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
You know I got a base too.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
I'm tired of Donald Trump thinking he the only one
got a base, right, I'm tired of that. Hell, we
got a base two on this show. We got some
good folks on this show man that actually care about
their children, want the best life they can have, trying
to pursue happiness and success. Because I don't really know anybody.
I don't have people around me that are not in

(01:24:41):
the pursuit of success and happiness. I like people around
me that's trying to go to heaven too. I really
do like I like moral people. Man, I've discovered that
about myself, you know. Like this one guy that I
met recently, he told me, said, Man, I just want
to become your friend. I said, bruh, I don't know
how we gonna do that. Let's just gonna be cool.

(01:25:02):
And now, man, I want to be your friend.

Speaker 7 (01:25:04):
And I thought about it.

Speaker 8 (01:25:05):
I said, Brud, do you know the process that that
requires the men that I actually call my friends, the
process of becoming my friends, I said, Brud, don't worry
about that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
We can just be cool.

Speaker 7 (01:25:16):
I said, I really have all the friends I need
right now. I really do.

Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
If I just stay with the friends I got to
the tape, that'll be fine with me. And so that's
just one of the things I came over. But what
I really wanted to talk to you all about is
this right here, is about procrastination. I want you all
to be aware of it as we approach the new year,
because a lot of times if people wait on the
new year to make resolutions. In the new year, I'm
gonna do this and I'm gonna do New Year. I'm

(01:25:41):
gonna do that. Can I tell you something, everything you're
talking about for the new year, why don't you start now?

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Why not?

Speaker 21 (01:25:47):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:25:48):
I'm telling you, man, if you practice procrastination, procrastination will
become your practice. It's really that simple. If you get
ok with delaying stuff often enough, then pretty soon you
will discover you won't have a problem delaying anything. And

(01:26:09):
the time to act is now. It's right now, y'all.
Tomorrow's not really promised anyway. But if you understood that
and you started acting now, you would be amazed how
acting right now can change your life. Stop looking for
the perfect time to begin something, because the perfect time

(01:26:30):
hardly ever lines itself up. You know when the perfect
time is.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:26:36):
Now is the perfect time. It's the perfect time to
pursue your dreams. It's the perfect time to try to
get in shape. It's the perfect time to try to
change your mindset from negative to positive. It's the perfect
time to make it right with your mother. It's the
perfect time to mend the relationships with your father. It's

(01:27:00):
the perfect time to forgive somebody. It's the perfect time
to move forward and stop looking in your past. Right
now is the perfect time. Stop putting everything into the
delay column. Delayed, delayed, delay. I'm telling you, man, it
becomes a habit and then you pursue things differently when

(01:27:25):
there is no sense of urgency your success and happiness
for yourself, for your family. You should be performing these
things with a sense of urgency. Look, man, God reacts
to your level of faith. You are rewarded according to
your faith. We are all where we are because we

(01:27:47):
thought ourselves to this place.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:27:50):
Because you see somebody with more money than you, that
don't make that person better than you, happier than you,
none of that. It's perfectly fine man, to have a
nice home, a nice family. I admire people, man, who
go to work, who buy transportation for their family, who

(01:28:11):
live in homes, who take their children to school, participate
in their activities, you know, get on the school board,
become coaches and things of that nature. Man, I admire
people like that. The majority of people in this world
are that way.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:28:27):
I don't ever look at the fact that I become
this other type of person and I compare that to
everybody else's life, because man, I understand, I get it. Man,
Do you know Some of my best friends are regular folks,
what we call regular folks. My best friends are not
in Hollywood other than sejectly entertainer. Really, man, that's like

(01:28:48):
the dopest dude I know, Like we're boys for real.
Other than that, Man, I have people I'm cool with.
Say it is my dude, that's my dude. Man, I'm
talking about I've been knowing this cat since eighty nine.
You know, we've never had a dispute and argument. We've
never had a harsh words. We never had of an

(01:29:09):
exchange of ideas where we didn't agree. You know, I
just I talk about this things.

Speaker 18 (01:29:18):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
But it's so important in life man, to have relationships.

Speaker 8 (01:29:21):
But guess what, if a person ain't cool to be around,
stop being around them. You don't owe nobody your time.
Association brings on participation. Somebody once told me to describe
your three closest friends. He said, Now, after you look
at that piece of paper and the description of your
three closest friends, do you realize you just described yourself.

(01:29:42):
If everybody you hang around gossip all the time, you
gonna end up gossiping. You know, people's talking. We were
on the golf course one time and somebody asked me, man,
why you and your dudes y'all always talking about money?

Speaker 15 (01:29:54):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:29:55):
What you want to talk about? What you want to
talk about? Because no, we married. We gotta go home.
So this conversation you trying to have with a this
ain't fit to fly. I'm not finna be on TMZ.
I'm after the golf game. I'm going home. No, I
don't want to go on a golf trip with you
and the buddies to the Dominican. No, we can play

(01:30:16):
golf right here. I got to go home, that's all, man.
Just get around people that's like minded, have yourself a
great day to day, man, and join your week.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Here.

Speaker 8 (01:30:26):
We'll see y'all Monday morning. God willing. I know that
little clothing mark kind of all over the place, but
that's how I felt to stay. I'm all over the place.
Line yourself up, don't worry about me.

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