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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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So don't given a.
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Black a million busy.
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Oh yeah, listening to to.
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I don't joy? Yeah, joy.
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You know you.
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Gotta turn.
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I got to turn the mouth turn. Probably got to
turn the mouth turn.
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Mount the word of the money UPO me.
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Speaker 8 (01:59):
You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
You're listening to the voice. Come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay
it is today, gotta go room for you today. Here's
the information that came to me today. When God created you.
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God created you as a work of art, because like
I said, we are all a piece of Him. He
created all of us as in his own image. So
all of us are this very unique. Each person is
very very unique, down to a very fine details. No
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one is the exact same. Now, you meet a lot
of people that's very similar to you. You're running into
people who have a bunch of likes that you like,
shared dislikes. You know, you got a lot in common
with people. But nobody is exactly like you. And the
reason you know that is because of fingerprints. How is
it that this God is so imaginative, he's so dead
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on that no two fingerprints are alike. How in all
the FBI criminal everybody in the database, no two fingerprints
are alike.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's how unique God made you.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
That's a powerful thing to come to the realization of
that you, in some very small way, are so different
from everyone else. That's how special God is. But that's
how special he made you. So you are this creation.
You are this work of art. God said in his
word that he created us, and he came to us
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so that we could have a life and have it
more abundantly. Now okay, now let's just start right there.
You are created in God's image. You are very unique.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Proof your fingerprint is like no one else is living. Amazing.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
He'd have done over six and a half billion people
and ain't duplicated the same fing of prayer.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Ah man, come on, now, okay, So now.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
He's created you to be something with this gift he's
given you that he can expose to the world, that
he can show off to your circle of friend that
whatever your world is, however big it is, and it
doesn't matter about you becoming famous in your world He
wanted to be able to show you off, to floss you,
to show the peace of you that has Him in it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, that's what you were created for.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
Now, since God wants you to have a life of abundance,
that means everybody. Here's the news that God has blessings
designed specifically for you, and the moment you were created,
he started sending them your way.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Here is the good news. Here, that's the good news.
Here is the news.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
We gotta be aware of you. I are the only
ones that can turn back the blessings.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Drum rope. Oh newsflash.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
The moment we were created in his special way for us,
God started shipping the blessings that would allow us to
have this life of abundance that He wants for us,
that would have us to be able to accumulate and
acquire and develop the gifts and talents that He's bestowed
upon us to show off in the world that we
are created to be in.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
He sent them on the way.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Oh newsflash, you I, we are the only ones that
can turn back the blessings. Steve, what you're talking about
bout that because of our attitude, we directly affect our altitude,
so our attitude, y'all determines how high we go.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You got a bad attitude.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
You've got low self esteem, you have low aspirations, you
have low tolerance for people.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You have a low relationship with your creator. You have
low time on the meter of prayer. You have low will.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Guess what low altitude? You are the only one that
can turn back your blessings. Now the way to get
your blessings sent and you stop blocking them and turning
them back.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You have to change your mind. You have to get
into receivership mode. You have to be ready and willing.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
To do just a couple of things to get the
blessings sense your way. First of all, go to God,
who is your creator? Who made the fingerprint that you have? Man,
I can't even get past on what I just tripped
on right here. He has made you so specific, No
two fingerprints arelike out of six and a half billion
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people that He's created, ain't no two fingerprints alike. You
can't tell me God didn't create you to make you special.
With that in mind, with your uniqueness, talk to the God,
you serve the creator and find out what he created
you for. It's a very simple prayer. It's God, I
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know that I'm made by you. I've been struggling with
the who I am and the what I am. I
do not really know what my mission is. I have
not figured it out. Can you help me figure that
out today? And He will start sending the answers. But
let me give you a couple of jump starters. First
of all, identify your gift, Steve, what gift? The gift
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that God gave everybody when he created us with these fingerprints. See,
he not only gave you your own fingerprint, he gave
you your own fingerprint because that's the imprint you will
put on the world that we live in today. Yours
is uniquely yours, because that fingerprint is the imprint that
you will put on the world when you're gone. So now,
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there's got to be something great in you, and you
know it. That's why you keep asking the question, what
is it? It's got to be more to life than this.
I can't tell you how many times I asked my
God that. But let me tell you what I found out.
If you identify your gift, you start the process. Steve,
what gift you keep talking about? I keep talking about
that gift that God gave you because God, just like
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he gave you them fingerprints. He never ever created a
soul that he didn't give a gift or talent to
the gift and the talent is the same thing. The
gift and the talent is the same thing. What is
that simple? It is the thing that you do the
absolute best with the least amount of effort. See now
we go back to one of them principles. That's the
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same Steve, you done said that a thousand times on
the radio. I'm trying to get another way to get
you to understand that. But it's your gift, your God giving. Now,
your gift and talent may be very similar to someone
else elses, but your fingerprint that you're gonna leave with
it your journey through life is gonna be totally different.
Beyonce's gift God of the worst she is. You may
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be able to sing out saying Beyonce or sing just
as good as Beyonce, But guess what, that ain't your
finger print. You ain't meant to be her. Maybe your
singing gonna go somewhere else, But you first got to
identify the talent. And the talent is always not in entertaining.
In sports, the majority and the greatest talents have nothing
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to do with entertainment of sports.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Nothing.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
What is it that you do better than anything else
that you do without any effort? Do you counsel?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Do you teach? Do you draw?
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Do you design? Do you worship? Do you Are you
a nurturer or you have nursing skills? Whatever that is,
Go find that first. That's the starting point. Thank God
for that right there, and the rest will start to
come and to you.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning chef.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Ladies and gentlemen. You know what another day is? Here
another you know you don't remember that? You say, another day,
another dollar? Ye, well it ain't really that serious no
more with me. I hope to make some more money,
but hey, I would rather be alive. And well how
about that I trade that in for some money any day?
You could believe that all of us share something in common.
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Ain't you glad you here today?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yes? Lord, thank him for that. Thank You for whatever
measure of health you have.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
You may have some stuff going on, but God can
help you with it all that's available to you through
the weapon of prayer.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Don't you ever give up on prayer?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Man.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Prayer changes things don't forget to pray, don't be ashamed
to pray, and don't ever be too proud to pray,
because prayer change his things. Please understand it does. I'm
in the middle of it now. Steve Harving Morning Show,
Chreley Strawbty calling for real Nephew, Tommy Junior steal out.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Keep him in your pray. How y'all doing today?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Oh? Good?
Speaker 9 (11:04):
See, really good? It's Friday.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Never mad elphaw man, Elf?
Speaker 9 (11:13):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You know, life is good, life is good.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
What you got hoping this weekend? Yeah, well, you know,
I don't know what I'm gonna do this weekend. I
haven't decided.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I got to. I won't. I won't passion.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
And you know because yesterday, wait, wait, day before yesterday,
Lord helps the fish I caught uh huh, because you
know it was warm day before.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yesterday, Wednesday, you know it was warm, and so man,
Lord have mercy.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
You got a little The sun was shining out, girl
out snatching the matter of that?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I send you some pictures.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
Yeah, I seen bass caught me some hybrid caught a
cup of cropping. I don't really fish for cropping, but
big croppies. Yeah, yeah, them big croppies a hip and
is it good? It's good like a perch for me.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Okay, okay, kind of flake.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Do you know the difference in that though?
Speaker 9 (12:25):
I just like catfish when you fish, when you're talking
about fishing, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:34):
She's very limited. Sureley's really not talking about fishing. She's
just talking about all in some catfish.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
I mean, I'm with all Wait a minute, I'm going out.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
I know good hell where they ain't finn to touch
no fish. I already know that. You scanning the bay, horse.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Girl, I ain't.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
Blackened grilled bait.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Hey, man, I got a partner. I can't say his
name right now. He's a professional golfer. I had a
wonderful conversation to him. We're kind of thinking about doing
a golf fish tournament thing. This dude told me, man,
I can help you with the golf thing.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I'm just talking.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
I can't touch a fish, I said, well, I can't
touch a fish. Their eyes is too big. They be
just looking at me. Look they look angry. Well, lay
out the water. They're a little upset.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
That's the damn show.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
I love him. He's my hero, all right. Coming up next,
Thank you, Steve. Coming up next, we'll run that prank
back with a nephew right after this. You're listening hardy
Morning show.
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Speaker 9 (14:17):
Four, it is time now for the nephew to run
that bring back what you got for its nef turner.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
This right here is my auntie's bike. He stole my
auntie bike.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
All right, watch your auntie's boy. He stole my auntie's bike,
is what he did.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
So let's get to it. Got dog if you would
my auntie's bike. Let's go.
Speaker 11 (14:38):
Hello, I'm trying to reach bond.
Speaker 12 (14:42):
Hey man, just this this k dub Man.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
Listen do you know somebody to live on.
Speaker 12 (14:48):
Yeah, my mama stay on. He who was this?
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Hey? This this k dub Man.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
My auntie, Miss Tinsley, she live online now. My auntie
say you came over he and stole a bicycle and
some other stuff out of her garage. Told her, well,
first of all, who is you man?
Speaker 12 (15:06):
I stole the bike? I somebody garage?
Speaker 13 (15:08):
Who is it?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Who is Kate? I don't know, no, k Doug.
Speaker 11 (15:11):
This is Kate doug Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley lived
down the street from your mama and my auntie. You
the one came in and took a bike in a
toolbox or somebody that garage.
Speaker 12 (15:22):
Man. First of all, I don't even know, no, damn,
Miss Tinsley. And second of all, I don't steal your
your aunty, Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody the garage.
Put put on the phone, man, put your amy on
the phone. I ain't stolen nothing from nowhere. I ain't
got She can't talk, Mia, Anti can't talk to you.
Why she can't talk? She tall I stole something.
Speaker 11 (15:39):
No. At my auntie death, she signed language.
Speaker 12 (15:42):
Me and told me that you the one stole stole
the bike. Your AUNTI death, and she told you she
signed language you and said I stole the bike. Wait
just a minute, how you get my number? Hold on?
Speaker 11 (15:53):
Sign language and me not hold on? Okay, she says,
quit all that damn line. You know damn well, you're
the one that stole the bike.
Speaker 12 (16:02):
He may hold So your auntie is cutting me out
through you in silent that you're telling me that I
just stole the damn bike. Say man, first of all, hell,
you even get my number?
Speaker 11 (16:14):
Man?
Speaker 12 (16:14):
I got you numbers that live down the street. That
ain't your mama?
Speaker 11 (16:19):
Miss yeah, miss to mama. Okay, okay, well look man,
the people down the street are, but then the knew
your number. I told them I needed to talk to
you soon as I ain't told me that that you
was the one that stole the bike out the garage.
Now look, I ain't trying to help me.
Speaker 12 (16:34):
Can you can, all right? Can you silate back to
your ain't it?
Speaker 11 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (16:39):
I can silate back to her, tell her that I
said that I ain't stole no bight. How about that?
Tell you ain't I ain't stolen no damn right right now? Man,
hold on, man, I'm trying to tell her right now,
wait a minute. Okay, hold on, she's saying something.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
She said, you're black, just lying and you know you
got this bike? Man?
Speaker 12 (16:58):
Look kid mane you your death painted that street with
nobody on this street except for my mama. I'm a
grown man. I gotta steal a bike for your death.
She must be dumb too, she's death had dug She's like,
I sold something, yea, don't. I mean, I don't even
know y'all. Who are you?
Speaker 11 (17:17):
Ain't he ain't deaf and dumb dude, Okay, I ain't.
He don't never lie. And if miss Tinsley saying that
that that somebody took something, that dog, she's telling the truth.
I ain't even gonna be lying.
Speaker 12 (17:27):
And just to be lying. Why you just gonna lie
on you? Why you're gonna pick you out? And you
know what, I don't know what's going on, but I
ain't got no reason to steal it.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
No bike.
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Now, I got a card that ain't paid for I got.
I'm a grown man. I'm trying to get cussed in
my son. So I'm gonna come into somebody garage instead
of Mike. Is you crave it? You crazy?
Speaker 11 (17:46):
That she is?
Speaker 12 (17:47):
Man? Get out of my line with that.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't even talking
what she's saying. Wait a minute, man, I'm trying.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
To see what she was saying. You say that black
No damn well, he took that bike and he better
bring that damn bike looking. Man, I don't know why
you still on my line. Man, I ain't took no bike.
The dump ain't his line. Do easy, it's even.
Speaker 11 (18:08):
Si, Hey, jog, you gonna tell you something, You're gonna
respect mi Ainmi.
Speaker 12 (18:12):
Me say, man, you're gonna respect me. You call my
phone with that. I mean you're trying to get my together.
You call me some Hey, who are you? What are you?
I don't know this is I don't know know.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
I'm man, I'm K Dub. Everybody know K Dub.
Speaker 12 (18:28):
I ain't never heard of no k dub in my life.
My mama been saying on for fifteen years. I ain't
never heard no Kate Doug. I heard no Miss Tinsley.
I ain't heard abouy no death lady. I ain't seen
no bike. Get off my line, man, ain't.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
Man, she said, you're gonna make me go down and
steal something out of miss House if you don't bring
that damn bike back.
Speaker 12 (18:50):
Got me. Bring somebody come my my mouse. If you
want to talk on my way over there, find somebody.
Come on by my house, my family. It's gonna be
over for you. Dumb. Ain't you got whoever down there
gave you my number? Everybody you got me? Go this
up our best street. Though. You come on my mama house.
You better not stepping my mama playing. You come by
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my mama playing some of them you worked, you got
me stuff. You're gonna tell me to the dark side.
Come on my wait right now, I don't know we
set on the phone. Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
Wait a minute.
Speaker 11 (19:22):
What you saying?
Speaker 12 (19:23):
Ain't I ain't say? Ain't nobody scared of your O?
Pray say tell yo death, I ain't need to bring
up outside and I'll bless you. She hear them licks,
I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll be so
she gonna be undeath today. I best she get cured
when you see me.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Whooping yo man, Literally, I ain't coming by myself. Only
Tommy gonna be there with me.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
Tommy gonna help me. Whoop yo way who it's time
to tell me who.
Speaker 11 (19:45):
Tommy man nephew Tommy from the Steel harb In Morning show.
You just got pranked by your mama, miss erau Uh,
that said, lay the man, Mama, my mama.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
No, I don't like nobody with the man.
Speaker 11 (20:03):
Guys, your mama, my son loved me to death. He
don't let nothing. He take care of me. He don't
let nothing go wrong with me. I don't let nobody
mess with me. He said, all you got to do
it that like you're gonna do something to his mama.
Speaker 12 (20:15):
Man, Well, I don't hear. I don't see because it
like I do. Mad. God, I'm in the mirror.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Sweet, I'm mad for real.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
Y'all did this so? Man? I swear to God that
wasn't myself. Oh yeah, you man, tell my mama she's
wrong for that too. Dude, what up?
Speaker 7 (20:33):
You do?
Speaker 12 (20:33):
You have to change? Boy? You have to change you
just like me for you know your mama.
Speaker 11 (20:37):
I ain't mad at Hey. I gotta ask you, man,
one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 12 (20:44):
The land, Man without a doubt? Man, Steve Harvey Morning
show Man with the A Few Timing Man without Doubt.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Hey, Man, tell miss Beer I said, hey, all right.
Speaker 12 (20:55):
I go, y'all a little two hundred dollars she wanted.
She wants to play games.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
There. You know, I'll be back on.
Speaker 13 (21:09):
More.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Most stupid mowig get mo craze.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next. What'd you say, Carlo?
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He played too much?
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Coming up at the top of the hour in entertainment news.
Hallie Berry Tommy addressed the rumor that she cannot keep
a man. All right, she talked about it. We'll hear
what she has to say. The Granddames, okay, but she
has a response to that, the Grandame of the Real
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Housewives of Potomac. We all know and love her as
Karen Huger. She's in jail for a whole year following
a dui conviction. Yeah about that for sure, Yeah, yeah,
for a whole year. Yeah. Yeah, she's in there now. Yeah,
we'll talk about that coming up. And Floyd Money Mayweather
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invests four hundred and two four hundred and two million
dollars in New York real estate. That is all coming
up at the top of the hour. But right now
it is time to ask the clo. This is from
Phoebe and Little Rock. Phoebe writes, my husband was in
an accident and didn't tell me. My girlfriend asked if
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my husband and I are okay after the fender bender
we had. I asked him and he said he forgot
about it. Why would my friend think I was with him?
Was he with a female?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
God?
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Come on ly ouside of this one, Steve, give us
a good one.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Now, yeah I was in the car, she did, and
yeah I was with somebody. But he didn't have to
go to the hospital though he.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
Uh, Janet said it was a girl. It was a female.
She thought it was me, so it had to be Oh.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
No, no, no, no, oh no, that was my boy, Sylvester.
Sylvester got a parent. Oh got what.
Speaker 11 (23:59):
He got her?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Just like George. People say all the time that, all right,
moving on, what Carter, you got to come up.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
With a good with no boy because he didn't report
it say something. Yeah, you got to come up with
a good.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Wife. Yeah, that's why he didn't tell his wife though.
Hell yeah, yeah, all right. Moving on to Matt in Cartersville,
Matt writes, my wife allows her sister to joke with me,
and if I start joking back, it's going to be
a problem. Her sister calls me fat Matt. I could
talk about her lisp or her lazy eye. Pick one,
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but I haven't so fun. Should I sing her one?
Speaker 11 (24:50):
Good?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
She? What?
Speaker 9 (24:57):
Should he say?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
That's what?
Speaker 11 (25:00):
That? That?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, that lazy eye. I got a good nickname for her.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
We used to call this, uh, you can just call
a walleye because one of them eyes is looking at
the wall.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
So call a walleye. That's a fish. That's a cute
little name. And she got the list.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
Just, uh, what's up?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Lifting tea? What's up? What lifting tea?
Speaker 9 (25:30):
What you lift? And teeth?
Speaker 8 (25:33):
Because of that cut on your lip? That sounds like
you gotta cut on your lip? No whistling. Oh, she
got a list similar that. What's up, fats man?
Speaker 14 (25:50):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I really heard her head, what's up? Man? What's up
with your stupid ass?
Speaker 9 (25:58):
All right, we're moving on. Uh lawson in DeSoto Rights,
I got mad at my girlfriend and went to sleep
in my car.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Huh oh, no, go ahead, I'm go ahead, my.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
Lawson and DeSoto Uh losson rights. I got mad at
my girlfriend and went to sleep in my car in
the garage. Around four a m. She came out to
the garage fully dressed with makeup on. She was shocked
to see me in my car. She said she was
going for a ride. Where was she ated?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
Four am?
Speaker 9 (26:29):
Fully dressed? God, make makeup on and everything.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
God, don't I know?
Speaker 11 (26:36):
This is?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well? Ladies? What lie you going to tell you?
Speaker 12 (26:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Well, because here is time for one real you know that?
Don't why me in lie why me in life? Got
lif ladies.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
They told me in to work early.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I think I had to work at four thirty in
the morning.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Yes, yes, we see a baby.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Am you work at the You work at the d
m V. Ain't no, damn d m V open the
No four thirty.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
We are having a meeting.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I can't help my supervisor call the meeting at five am.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
So I'm gonna go early, get the.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Doughnuts for everybody to go to Starbucks, get their corner,
and then I will be at one.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
Okay cool and okay, cool traffic and I want to avoid.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, cool. I'll tell you what. I tell you what.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
We're gonna do it together. I'm gonna carry you down there.
What's the order at the Starbucks?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Okay, you're gonna remember all this because they complicated.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
No, no, no, no, I'm going with you. What Starbucks
is open at fourth thirty? Come on, let go, and
then what.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
One.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
I'm gonna go to the job first, cause I don't
give it that.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
What you did, I have to keep when we get
to this meeting. Get to this meeting, it better be
full of people.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
I gotta go. You're gonna make me late. I gotta
be at the meet.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
No, no, no, I ain't gonna make you late. Matter
of fact, I'm back here. See i'd have started up,
gonna get in.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
No, you need to freshen up. You need to freshen up.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I'm not going in. I'm not going in. I'm not
going to get some calls in the driveway.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
Was good, the first one there, up, Carla.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Let me see your phone.
Speaker 9 (28:28):
See now, I ain't no sea on it. It's all
dry land.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
So no, wait now, wait now, wait on a scale
from one to ten.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Wait, I don't know about you.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I think I think it was. It was a T
and eight. The lie was because assistant.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
It was sounded filded on that lie, you.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Know, and if you catch him sleepy, it could work.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
We didn't want to be in traffic. None of that
was a girl line.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Damn. Will y'all know where that woman was going go
to work? Y'all know that.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
Yeah, but it hurts when it's you, Yeah, it does
for sure. Last one, Steve, last one Odetta and Algiers
Odetta and Algiers Odetta says, I did a crab boil
for my cousin's birthday, and he made a comment about
there not being any eggs in the pot. I had
(29:39):
already purchased an expensive shrimp and crab for him. So
is it rude for him to mention eggs? Was I
wrong for cursing him out?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
You know that's your eggs. A lot of problems and
families right now, eggs.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
Head, they're breaking up families now.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
So I don't think an egg is all that important
to the damn crab all myself. But you know, you've
got to have that sausage, and I want him in
there for damn show.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Coming up at the top of the hour. We'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
Hardy Morning Show. Well, Tommy, your girlfriend. Halle Berry was
a guest on The Drew Barrymore Show, and she addressed
the rumors about her not being able to keep a man.
Hallie jokingly said, it's hard in these streets. I've heard
(30:35):
people say something must be wrong with Halle Berry, she
can't keep a man. I don't want to keep the
wrong man, Like I'm not crazy, right. The audience reacted
with applause in agreement with halle Hallie said she found
her guy later in life and of course she's referring
to a current man, not you, Tommy, but musician Van.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Huh. Yeah, I'll play with that. We will find each
other during our time.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
Anyway. So yeah, she said she just doesn't want to
keep the wrong man, all right, and she's not crazy. Yeah, yeah,
speak your truth aally. Moving on to this shocking news,
reality star Karen Huger, who is affectionately known as the
Grand Dame on the Real Housewives of the Potomac, has
been sentenced to two years in jail for a EUI
(31:29):
arrest that happened earlier last year. The judge suspended one
year of Huger's sentence, so she will only spend one
year in jail and face five years probation. Yeah, I
want to release. Well, she could have spent two, yeah,
but she got one. This was for her fourth now
her fourth DUI. I didn't know that her fourth DUI.
(31:50):
So the judge chose not to be lenient when sentencing her. Huger,
who is sixty one years older as she says triple twenty,
was taken in custody after her sentence was read to her.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
But you know what, Look, when you get four du
that's that's that's that's the four times they caught you, right,
do you know the odds of being caught four times?
So that means you know how many times you were
driving drunk and there just was no police in the
area to make the observation. And that's why it gets
(32:24):
more severe after your second one. If you get one,
they can they can live with that. But you come
in there again. Now they going wait a minute, okay,
but they but they catch you. The chances of getting caught,
You've got to be drunk a lot of times to
get caught full times.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
And then you you know the possibility of you hurting
someone else. That's what it is. Yeah, that's yeah. So yeah,
that's why that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, you driving under the influence gets you a right share.
Don't have to get behind the wheel to understand that.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
I yes.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
A lot of people though, disagree. They think her sentencing
was a bit harsh. A lot of people think it
was harsh.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, man, bro come on, knocked off four times?
Speaker 8 (33:13):
Do you I now, if this woman hurts someone you love,
you won't think that it happens all.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
The time, all the time, all the time, You're right.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
Yeah, some innocent person, man, it's hurt because some person
jazz wants to do what they want to do, right,
and it's four times. Man, you've had the warning shots.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Now come on.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
Yes, I was shocked initially when I heard the news shot,
but I had no idea it was four. I had
no idea it was four. Then I understood the one
year sentence. I understood.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I mean Shirley and Monica they told me this morning,
we can't forgot.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I had to guess what.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Yeah, she's being right now, right right now. They took
her immediately, Yerio start serving her sentence.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Well, moving on, the undefeated boxing champ Floyd Money Mayweather
just dropped a whopping four hundred and two million dollars
on New York real estate. His investment includes sixty two
apartment buildings. That's over one thousand apartments across Manhattan, Harlem,
Washington Heights, and Inwood. Mayweather is stepping up to create
affordable housing for families. That's great news, and he's giving
(34:22):
back with his millions. So congratulations to Floyd Mayweather and
hopefully he will do just that. Four hundred and two
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah, a lot of rip money, I know, but he's.
Speaker 9 (34:34):
A real estate.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Are you saying, are you saying he did this all
at once?
Speaker 9 (34:40):
He just did this Yeah, yep, just now, just recently,
I should say, four hundred and two million New York
real estate.
Speaker 10 (34:48):
Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
Over a thousand apartments in Manhattan, Harlem, Washington Heights and Inwood.
That's big. Yeah, congratulations. So yeah, he's giving back with
his millions, trying to create affordable housing. There you go,
nic money, money and switching gears here. In sad news,
Chris Jatsper of the legendary Isley Brothers has died. He
(35:13):
was seventy three. Jasper's pass incomes after announcing that he
had cancer back in December of last year. And yeah, also,
legendary actor Gene Hackman, two time Oscar winner Gene Hackman
has reportedly he was reportedly found dead inside his Santa Fe,
New Mexico home, alongside his wife and their dog. This
(35:36):
happened Thursday night of this week. Their bodies were discovered.
No foul play, No foul play was suspected. Yeah, oh yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes yes yeah. No cause of death has been revealed
as of yet. Gene Hackman pop Bye Doyle in the
(35:59):
French Can Action you know, just the movie after movie
after movies movie yes, yeah, yeah, the Villain and Superman
the oh yes, yes, yes, yes, on and on and
on and on and on.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Legendary actor, legendary actor, and also Chris Jasper just legendary musician.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Song right man, were losing some great ones?
Speaker 9 (36:25):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Well what Tommy Mississippi Burning?
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Going back over, huge fan of what about the Firm? Yeah,
c yes, Cruise, Yes, that was really really good.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
Enemy of the State with Will Smith, Yes, that was
that was really good.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
You watch that and over?
Speaker 9 (36:53):
Yeah, I can't say you see coming up at twenty
minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the See
Your Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 9 (37:37):
Ex NFL player Brandon Marshall said he's been celibate for
almost a year now. In a podcast interview, Marshall said, quote,
I'm waiting for my wife. I'm waiting for my lady.
Now I know through my walk and my you know,
believing in God and Jesus, I know how valuable I am. Men,
we don't appreciate ourselves. We just give it to everybody.
(37:59):
And like for me, I'm like, nah, So I'm waiting.
Here's a question for you guys.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I don't think answer.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Have you ever tried celibacy or a couple of days?
I tried that a couple of days. Like when you
were single, did you ever save yourself for your girlfriend
or your wife or whatever?
Speaker 15 (38:19):
For what.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
I'm just a girlfriend. She's the wife before the wife.
Then let's put it. Let's say for the wife. Have
you been celibate for a long period of time? Some
years with my wife?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
He's talking about before we got married.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Ye.
Speaker 8 (38:38):
Yeah, when you're waiting, don't a period of time where
we save and after? Well, I had a wife while
I was celebate.
Speaker 9 (38:48):
He's so messy.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
But look at his face.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
Is that what you mean? He with her?
Speaker 12 (39:03):
You know.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Me and her was celibate?
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Yees together?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yes, we was.
Speaker 8 (39:11):
Me and her were celibating. Now was practiced individually, the individually,
Me and her was celibate.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I've done that before. He's year year and a half.
Speaker 9 (39:24):
I think, so, Marshall, he's only gone for almost a year.
You've gone for more.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Okay, No, No, I hope you understand.
Speaker 9 (39:35):
Trying to help me, I'm getting what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
No, I didn't. I would celibate with her.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
I know, I know, I got it.
Speaker 15 (39:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
Now, if something else happened right then you weren't. But
you know that was out of a necessity.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
Do you know what?
Speaker 6 (39:55):
I don't say nothing else.
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Tell me what about you?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Crazy man over?
Speaker 10 (40:02):
There were spell I can't even spell sell it. I
don't even know if it's a the I don't even
know how to spell it.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
No, I ain't know. I ain't nothing. I can't spell
until take it around. Okay, And I think I think
Brandon Marshall. He's a good brother. I like him a lot.
Cool dude.
Speaker 9 (40:21):
Want to tell myself.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I don't know why he felt the need to say it.
Speaker 9 (40:25):
What about him saying about men not appreciating themselves. You
just give it to anybody.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, don't be real with you. You you ain't really
all that. Don't so just.
Speaker 8 (40:39):
A decision to be celibate. Don't try to make us
think we ain't got no value. All the women talk.
You done had all that here, that's good. It's just
giving it to everybody. I ain't that big a deal.
Come on, now, somebody. I appreciated myself right after this.
Speaker 9 (40:57):
You're listening hard morning all right, Carla, he is here,
your buddy Roscoe in the building.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
All that you're going on?
Speaker 6 (41:12):
Hey Roscoe? What's happening?
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Happy?
Speaker 9 (41:15):
Hey Roscoe?
Speaker 12 (41:17):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
He he ain't Monickey, morning is your producing? It's strong?
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Neil got really everything now got it, y'all put it
on paper, Tommy, tom we're going.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
On with your favorite Roscoe, my hero. What he Carlin?
When you got going on? Talk to well?
Speaker 6 (41:42):
You know what Roscoe?
Speaker 13 (41:44):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (41:45):
First, yeah, some sad news.
Speaker 11 (41:48):
You know.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
We lost a legends, a couple of legends this week.
But roberta flack.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Lord heaven bershon legendary who Lord? That hurts?
Speaker 6 (41:59):
I want you Roscoe sing killing me.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Soft killing me solved killing me solved lead with this,
so killing me solvedly with his word yead on no.
Speaker 9 (42:27):
This well I would kill for.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah, I wrote this. I wrote it with you.
Speaker 9 (42:37):
She changed the world.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Couse.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
I was.
Speaker 8 (42:39):
I was writing a song about the dude that owed
me some money, and then she got a hold to
it and changed it to killing me softly?
Speaker 6 (42:48):
Okay? What was it originally called? Because knew you didn't
call it back? About a guy?
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Name of the song with our allt to kill me? Okay,
all right, moving on, and then she changed it to
killing me soft That's.
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Why I like making love.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I feel like me he can love.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
To you.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
That's the time. That's the time right there.
Speaker 8 (43:14):
Eight thirty seven fifteen, eight twenty seven forty four.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
I feel like me he can love to anytime, anytime.
Speaker 14 (43:27):
The closer I closer I get to you, the more
you make me see.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
About the stand come giving you all I got for
the studio.
Speaker 9 (43:53):
The student runs yo.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Love has captured me. I was just to run away.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
I wrote that song? There was one I wrote the
song for Harry tell me.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
The closer I get to you, the north Star as
we close out Black History, Mother that's.
Speaker 15 (44:23):
How we leave it.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Well, what else you got? What would you need?
Speaker 7 (44:29):
What else?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
We all know that Luther Vandross used to sing background
over Bird in Black and she and she basically told
him to go be great because his voice is bigger than.
Speaker 8 (44:38):
Because I'm telling you right now. When she walked in
and he was just in the back that he was warming.
Speaker 9 (44:43):
Up and they.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
And she heard it. Yeah, as soon as she heard that,
she said, Lord Jesus, what did you say? And then
he said and she said, oh, you gotta get him
about here? Heard I I do that right there? And
she off only weak.
Speaker 11 (45:01):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
So with that being said, with that being said, give
me your favorite Luther, your favorite Luther.
Speaker 13 (45:09):
Because we talked, yeah, well all right, and did oh yeah, well, alright.
Speaker 15 (45:29):
Rule the rug, everybody move all the tables and chairs.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Come on, Roscoe, it's gonna be some hell. Don't break
out to night all right.
Speaker 9 (45:49):
Downstairs, the Nephew and the Prince. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at about four minutes
after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is if he can't do it? And the
subject is if he can do it, I can too.
(46:09):
We'll get into that what that's all about. But right
now it's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 10 (46:16):
What you got for his nef You know, we baptized
some kids while back. They just they're not acting right.
So I want to go back and get the kids redipped.
You understand, we need to get them redipped. They need
to be baptized again, because it justs it didn't work.
The first one didn't work. The first baptism didn't work,
so we gotta they need to be washed. Okay, the
(46:37):
kid needs to be washed. They need to be baptized again.
So we call it this redip because they just they
just trifled. They really are redep Let's go cat dog.
Speaker 7 (46:47):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to beat cast the Henry h
it's fast to hearing. Okay, I'm doing you as of
a Greater New Hope Baptist right, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well yes, I am my answers sold. My name is Patrick.
My name is Patrick Davis. Uh uh doing there?
Speaker 11 (47:05):
How you doing, sir? I went there to your.
Speaker 7 (47:08):
Church about them about two and a half years ago.
I went there and you know, we got our kids
baptized there. So are you coming back to it or
are you? Uh?
Speaker 10 (47:19):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (47:20):
What was the current church? Hold?
Speaker 11 (47:22):
Well, we haven't been in a minute, you know. For
you you you baptized my son and my daughter.
Speaker 7 (47:27):
Uh kareem right?
Speaker 12 (47:30):
You baptized them?
Speaker 11 (47:31):
I don't, I don't think you. I mean, I'm sure
you do a lot of people.
Speaker 7 (47:34):
But yeah, I was about to say I do a lot.
I can't really pend point in name like that.
Speaker 11 (47:38):
You said it was about a couple of years ago,
two three years by between two and between two and
three years ago. You you baptized my little girl and
my son. Okay, blessed on that. I'm glad I was
able to do that service. I was wondering, how did
you get my number?
Speaker 7 (47:53):
Uh? Usually any things like this usually get handled with
the church, you know, one of my deacons or my secretary.
But uh uh did you call the church and they
gave you my number? This this guy at the church,
let me see. His name is Oh Dobbs, Dobbs, brother,
Brother Dobbs. The brother Dobs gave you my phone number,
(48:15):
my information, Brother Dobbs.
Speaker 11 (48:17):
I got this from Brother Dobbs that you I could
reach you. Now you know him right, he's one of
your deacons of brother.
Speaker 7 (48:24):
He's that's a good man, right there. I know the
many years.
Speaker 11 (48:27):
Okay him, I roathing for wanting to talk to you directly. Okay,
like I said, you baptized my little girl Tailoring and
my son Kareem. What are baptized and is supposed to
be you cleansing them and you watching them?
Speaker 7 (48:41):
Brad.
Speaker 11 (48:42):
Okay, here's my problem here, my problem. You baptized my kids.
But it ain't nothing saying they grave still bad. They
still did obedily. I don't see where you're David and
Daddy right now, hold on, limit the day is not
but if you don't, if you let me, I don't
see what your baptize has done anything advertizing. I don't
(49:04):
know what I spent when I was there.
Speaker 7 (49:05):
I want that money back now, Okay, now you concuse me.
I'm not sure if I think you know we need
to stop this madness right now, because you're talking about
you want money back baptized. I'm more likely with baptized
your kids. I've been at this church for many years,
so I won't doubt that I'm probably the past that
you're looking for. But I just don't understand what you're
(49:29):
trying to get at here about the baptism that I'm
saying you're supposed to when people get baptized, he's supposed
to change them. Cleansing. Okay, I see, yes, clean them,
but my kids, let me let me ask you. I'm
just trying to brother, I'm just trying to get to
the bottom of this. You know what I mean, because,
like I said, when we get understand how you got
(49:53):
my numbers, the bottom of it is your your baptizing
ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 11 (49:59):
My kids will de graves bad. They still this over yo, yo.
Speaker 7 (50:03):
That why they haven't come to church. You said you're
not going to any congregation. Maybe you guys need to
come on back to church, sit in or some sermons.
Speaker 11 (50:11):
You know.
Speaker 7 (50:11):
I even work with your one on one, but I can't.
I can't do nothing about the grades in school. I mean,
and and and and overalls.
Speaker 11 (50:21):
When you when you have baptized, damn, I should see
a change in them. And I don't see a change.
But all the time I was going to your church,
I'm paying for these ties. Well then I'm not getting
any hey man, at the end of the day, path here,
I want my money back.
Speaker 7 (50:36):
That's what That's what we have not that, Brother David.
That's not how it worked. Brother. You understand, I'm not
I'm not trying to raise my voice at you, but you,
you all over, you all over you want money back.
Speaker 12 (50:48):
I understand.
Speaker 7 (50:49):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 11 (50:50):
I can tell you now, oh you what you can
do my kids. I don't got them baptized over there
with you all that time I was going to your church.
I'm paying a time, paying time, paying ane time, and
I get my kids baptized.
Speaker 7 (51:02):
And the hide is gonna have nothing to do with
the baptism. That has something to do with all this
time I spent over there, and I'm not waking anything
in return of it.
Speaker 11 (51:12):
That's what you problem all in the world.
Speaker 7 (51:14):
Am I gonna figure out how much CODs you need?
Speaker 11 (51:17):
I know you think about that.
Speaker 7 (51:19):
I know exactly. No, no, no, no, you're call him
my home with this nonsense. You're not even a member
of my congregation, and I just don't like it.
Speaker 12 (51:28):
Maybe who canna take you?
Speaker 11 (51:30):
Ready to Your boy said, just because you're.
Speaker 12 (51:32):
Gonna show you a man of the problem, don't mean
that that's because I'm a man raised God. Don't mean
I can't cut your out.
Speaker 7 (51:38):
You understand that. Brother. If it's something you need to
deal with, you need to talk to people at the truth.
Speaker 11 (51:42):
Why if I need to talk to brother dog when
I'm talking to that, I do not need to the
problem right now. You're a problem.
Speaker 7 (51:49):
I'm a problem. I just had a bunch of tide
money and I won't I know exactly how much I
spent over there, and I want my money back. Brother,
Time about that? That's what I care about, your time,
I said, your tide want me to spell it out?
Speaker 11 (52:04):
Oh, well here's.
Speaker 7 (52:08):
I bet they know how to spell it.
Speaker 12 (52:10):
Okay, I'll be curing me about.
Speaker 7 (52:11):
No damn behavior issues with your kids? God you baptized.
That's question you need to be asking. Is you living
your life? Think the five? Huh?
Speaker 11 (52:20):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (52:21):
You know what? Brothers? I didn't got out beside myself,
and I am sorry brother. I should not be using
file language. Skin. I think what's going on. We need
to We need to get you and your children, your
wife come on down the service on Sunday. I will
sit with you as long as I can. I truly,
I truly think counseling and talk is the only way
out of it. We should not be fighting on this
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phone now once again, I hope you accept my apology
for my language.
Speaker 11 (52:49):
Can I ask you something?
Speaker 7 (52:50):
Go ahead, son, I can hear you, Okay. Brother Dobbs
tells me that you and him are together all together
some mornings having called for you and Brother Dobbs are
every morning that I'm not that they need a function
or doing something for the building maintenance at the church. Yes,
he definitely he's a good brother.
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Like I told you, I know him for many years,
right right, And he's said, now when y'all having coffee,
that y'all y'all listening to the.
Speaker 7 (53:15):
Radio, Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (53:18):
Well I suppose y'all be listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
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Yeah, it's always on the radio.
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Stay fast.
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This is a nephew, tell me man from the Steve
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He gave me your number.
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I'm too scared to cuss another word out of my character.
I didn't think I didn't did enough for a lifetime
with Dad. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm probably
he's really They come and I tell my Congress all
the time. I even slip up. So I think it
would only be right if before.
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You play.
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Twenty?
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All right, if you thank you? Coming up next my
Strawberry letter. The subject is if he can do it,
I can too. We'll get into that right after this.
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To sing your favorite songs while you're driving distract you
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Biker creeping up beside you.
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We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 9 (56:17):
Thank you nephew. Subject. If he can do it, I
can too. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married to my
husband for six years now. Recently I found out that
he was cheating on me. He had nude photos of
his side chick on his phone, and I saw all
their text messages and even listen to all of his
voicemail messages. He got really mean and defensive when he
got exposed. He even told me that she was better
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in bed than I am. And I am the reason
that he cheated. I let him have this woman on
the side, and I go on about my business because
I'm not leaving this house that I just fixed up.
What's bad is that a side chick is married too,
so I could blow up her marriage if I was
an evil person. I keep my emotions in check by
make love you ready for this one? By making love
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to my stepson. My husband's son turned twenty two in December,
Yes okay, and I went to drop his birthday presents
off at his apartment and he came to the door
in his boxers. It's like he knew what was up.
He said, he knows his dad is trash, and he
wants to show me that all men aren't dogs. I
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told him he is not a man at all because
he's barely legal. He said he could show me better
than he could tell me, so I told him, let's
do this. That young man has changed my whole outlook
on sex because of what he does for me. I'm
able to coexist in my loveless marriage in a way.
I want my husband to know that two can play
(57:47):
that game. But it's his son, so that's tricky. My
stepson is catching feelings. So I told him we need
to go slowly because I'm not leaving his dad.
Speaker 7 (57:59):
Now.
Speaker 9 (57:59):
I've got the feeling some kind of way about us.
In quotations, he wants more, and I can't give him that.
I turned thirty in January, and I feel like society
looks down on women that date younger men. What should
I do?
Speaker 7 (58:15):
What?
Speaker 9 (58:17):
So this is what we're doing now for the getback,
we're sleeping with our husband's sons. I mean, I understand
your hurt, but fooling around with his son is definitely
not the answer. It's too close to home, and you know,
this could blow up the family. This could break up
the entire family. I'm surprised that the son was so
bold as to come onto you like that. But you
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guys are not that far apart in age, and he
obviously doesn't like or respect his father. He said his
father was trash. But have you thought this out? You
know there's a double standard in life with women and men.
You also know that two wrongs do not make a right.
I understand your hurt. Yes, he said some awful things
to you, some very mean things to you, and at
(59:01):
that time you had no defense. Now you do. I
just think that there are a lot of men in
the world. Why didn't you Why you got to date
his twenty two year old son, Why you got to
sleep with him? Could it be that you've been feeling
some kind of way about his son? Anyway, Now you
guys are in this full fledged relationship, and now the
(59:23):
sun is catching feelings. And once more you say, but
you don't want to leave your husband or your home
because you just fixed that up. The son is going
to let it out. You do know that he's gonna
want to flex on his dad. So get ready to
leave because when your husband finds out, no matter what
he's done, he won't forgive you. Men don't usually do that.
Speaker 8 (59:43):
Steve, if he can do it, I can't. Okay, Well,
that can be your that's obviously attitude, and that's what
you decided to do. He is how I started. They've
been married six teen years. I mean they've been with you.
He's been her husband for six years. So that means
(01:00:05):
when you married this man, this boy that you with now,
this young dude you with now, was sixteen. I'm just
throwing out some numbers here. Now I'm thinking, since this
lady's thirty and her son in law, her stepson, is
twenty two, I'm assuming that the father could have had
(01:00:26):
the boy when he was eighteen or twenty.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
So if I'm doing some numbers here, the dad right now.
Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
If he had the boy, if he got a girl
pregnant when he was eighteen, the dad right now is forty.
If he got a girl pregnant when he was twenty,
the dad right now would be forty two. So I'm
just trying to get a little perspective of the numbers
we're talking about here. So the boy was, he's twenty two.
(01:00:53):
Now his dad is either forty or twenty two. He
could be older, but I know he's somewhere in there.
So now you got this man that's forty forty two
years old and got this house y'all live in, and
he was going through his phone and he found out
that he's cheated, and you know, you saw text messages, photos,
(01:01:15):
nude pictures, voice messages, and he got mean and defensive
when you exposed him.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
He even told me she was better in bed than
I am. And I'm the reason he cheated.
Speaker 8 (01:01:27):
So now he gonna try the ultimate gangs to move
on you by trying to embarrass you, humiliate you, and
make you the villain.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
You the reason. Okay, Then you said I.
Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
Let him have his woman on the side, and I
went on by a bit because I'm not leaving this
house that I just fixed up. Okay, So now that
statement there lets me know that this house was probably
in his name, which is one of the one of
the detracting reasons you.
Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Went with this guy in the first place. He had something.
Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
Now you done went in there and fixed it up,
and you not leaving the house you just fixed up
because you don't have no rights to claim the house
as yours. Most women who get cheated on by their
husband will put the man out. Don't you come in
here and come in his bed?
Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
No more? But the paperwork ain't right yet.
Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
I just wanted to throw that out to you off
before I come back and tell you what happened when
she took the boy's birthday gift over there and he
came to the door in his drawls.
Speaker 9 (01:02:31):
Okay, Steve, hang on, we'll have part two of your
response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Today's Strawberry Letters subject is if he can do it,
I can too. We'll get back into it right after this.
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All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject if he can do it, I can too.
Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Well, you know what I was going over this letter?
Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
This woman who's married to this guy that's a little
bit older than her because he has a twenty two
year old son that just had a birthday. They've been
married six years, which means the son in law in
this letter, I mean the step son in this letter
was sixteen when she married. The man probably knew him
a year or two before that before they got married.
So been around it will the board and grove up
(01:03:49):
now and she was going through her husband's phone, found
out he's cheating on and found some new pictures, text messages,
voicemails and all that confirmed the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
The guy turns around and says, this is your fault.
Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
She is better in bed than you, and you the
reason I cheated anyway, So now he gonna just throw
a double canandra on you, make you think you the
reason for it, and shame you like you ain't good enough.
So then but you said you're gonna let him go
on to have his little side chick, and you went
on about your business because you're not leaving this house
that you then fixed up. Obviously your paperwork ain't on it,
(01:04:25):
so y'all you did was decorate the house.
Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
So anyway, and you.
Speaker 8 (01:04:30):
Say in the letter, I keep my emotions in check
by making love to my step son.
Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Wow wow, wow wow.
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Now just threw that out in the middle of the
damn letter. And then this is the story.
Speaker 8 (01:04:47):
My husband's son turned twenty two in December and I
went to drop by his birthday presence off at his
apartment and he came to the door in his boxes.
Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
It's like he knew what was up. Lady. First of all,
this a twenty two year old young man.
Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
Why you got to bring his birthday gifts over to
his apartment to drop them off?
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
You don't think that little boy's ears went back, Oh,
she want to come over here and drop off the kims.
Speaker 8 (01:05:19):
And well, you know easily. Hey, next time you overhear
your dad's we have some gifts for you. Now I'm
gonna bring them over to your apartment. Young Buck came
up in their draws on just draws. He said, he
knows his dad's trash and he wants to show me
that all men ain't dogs. I told him he's not
(01:05:41):
a man at all because he's badly legal. He said
he can show me better than you. Ten we're gonna
call his nickname is gonna be Jack Rabbit. Jack Rabbit
went up in here because yeah, because at twenty two,
let me tell you something, it ain't that they can last.
(01:06:01):
It's just they can just keep coming back over and over.
They the energize a bunny. That's why we're gonna call
it jack rabbit. So now he doesn't change your whole
view of sex now and now because of what he
does for me, she says, I'm able to coexist in
my loveless marriage in a way. I want my husband
(01:06:23):
to know that two can play this game. What but
it's his son, So that's tricky. It's way past tricky
now this way. Now, first of all, you tricky, your
husband tricky, and the son tricky. So three tricky ass
people is in here tricking each other. That's all tricky, tricky, tricky,
(01:06:46):
tricky tricky. So now my step son is catching feelings,
which means.
Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
You'd have been over there over and over and over.
Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
And I told him we need to go slowly because
I'm not leaving his dad, because first of all, you're
not moving out this big ass house to go over
there in that little lass apartment with that refrigerator, in
that flat screen TV. Now, he don't put together full ikia.
Now see, he don't put together full ike.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
He don't put together full IKEA desk, chairs and a
road and that's his sofa.
Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Uh and he done took a blanket and covered that.
You're not finna go over there with there.
Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
Now, I got his son feeling some kind of way
of us, and he wants more, and I can't give
him that. I turned thirty in January, and I feel
like society looks down on women to day.
Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Younger man, what should I do? Lady? What should you do?
Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I don't care what you do. You do know this
is gonna blow up in everybody's face.
Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
Yeah, your husband is a Cheatah, your husband, and then
he's manipulative. So now he trying to make you think
it's your fault. Yo, get back. Look, I understand to
get back. Moved two can play that game. But of
all the men out here, the man's son. But then
his son and his dad ain't got no kind of
(01:08:07):
relationship because them trifling.
Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Everybody in this letter trifling. There is no good.
Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
Person in this letter, including you, And now we can't
give you no good advice because there's no good can
come of anything you've told it. Boy, you're gonna keep
coming over there knocking his brains back.
Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
In his head.
Speaker 8 (01:08:28):
But you're not leaving his daddy because you fixed up
at the house. All y'all got a real low set
of standards.
Speaker 9 (01:08:38):
Yeah, but can't help you. Her is that she feels
like society looks down on women who date younger men.
Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
That issue, that's what your problem is.
Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
You're in a bad marriage and you chose to make
it worse by sleeping with the man's son. You could
have went to work and picked any one of them
guys and they'd have volunteered to help you out.
Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:09:06):
Yeah, this is a series of bad choices, bad decisions,
and there's nothing I can do for you, and I
really don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Please write us back and.
Speaker 9 (01:09:17):
Let us know how it goes.
Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Yeah, when they found up the father sir?
Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
All right.
Speaker 9 (01:09:22):
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Temy and for Junior with something for Steve. Okay, right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
Hey, look, you can't let the urge to sing your
favorite songs while you're driving, distract you from that truck
drifting toward your lane or that lane splitting.
Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Biker creeping up beside you.
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Speaker 9 (01:10:12):
All right, tell me just come on, what you guy
for us today?
Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
All right?
Speaker 10 (01:10:15):
This is for the big Dog now, you know, the
Oscars of Sunday Night, all right, thee you're about to
get Best Actor, Best Actress, all of that.
Speaker 7 (01:10:24):
You know.
Speaker 10 (01:10:24):
And we talked earlier this week to Uncle Steve about
you and your acting career and all that. So you know,
I figured we go back and do something, you know,
like a Tommy's Acting class for Uncle Steve. Now, Uncle,
I just want to let you who Yeah, you know
this is like voice modulation. You know, you want to
be emotional, the authenticity you know, you know, acting is
(01:10:46):
not about just reciting lines, you know, it's about canulin
canulin catalyc, genuine emotion. You know what I'm saying. It's
like that, so unc, I want you to take these lines.
I want you to take these lines, think about it,
and then bring them back to me.
Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Right here we go.
Speaker 10 (01:11:00):
We're gonna start with this one right here. King Kong
ain't got nothing on me. Denzel's version of it, yeah,
or what could have been more effective?
Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
Top of the food.
Speaker 9 (01:11:16):
Come on, come on.
Speaker 8 (01:11:19):
I'm gonna tell you right now, that big hairy ass
monkey can't come over here and deal.
Speaker 12 (01:11:24):
With all this.
Speaker 8 (01:11:25):
Okay, Ye see how I improved on that. King Kong
ain't got nothing on me. I was more descriptive. I
would seeing this big hairy hass monkey can't come over
here and do nothing with me, instead of saying on me,
so King, come get on you here, gonna step on
your ass.
Speaker 10 (01:11:45):
Okay, yes, come on, okay, let's do this. Get those
chains off the door.
Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
The enemy is here.
Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
That was Morgan freed Uh huhne is Freedman.
Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Take those chains off the doors? Enery his hell?
Speaker 8 (01:12:06):
Right now? Now, let's improve on it. Okay, Hey, let's
get some dag boats in here.
Speaker 12 (01:12:14):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Dead the locksmith is now.
Speaker 10 (01:12:21):
That if the last one, last one, last one here
is It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom. Oh,
one of the greatest last you know, Wallace, William Wallace.
It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom.
Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Take that, Take that, take that, take that. He ain't
never getting out the oscar. The oscar goes to heave
Harvey off.
Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
I think we found a new segment. Yeah, I want
to thank the Academy, my Mama and God.
Speaker 9 (01:13:14):
Coming up at un tell the Hour, a lady needs
some advice, she's giving more than she gets and her
friends with benefit situation. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is from Tricia in Montgomery.
Tricia says, I walked in from work and my husband
was on the phone cursing someone out to the top
(01:13:36):
of his lungs. He said it was an old friend
that said a bunch of crazy stuff about him on
a group text. I could clearly tell that he was
talking to a woman. Why would he be that upset
over something so trivial. Why won't he give me more
details about it?
Speaker 8 (01:13:53):
Because he was talking to one of his friends that
I said something crazy about him on the text. Damn
reason it sounded like he was talking to a woman
because he was referring to.
Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Him out his name. Oh this ain't about you. Yeah,
this ain't got nothing to do with you.
Speaker 12 (01:14:12):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:14:13):
Oh, because if you a dude and you make me
real mad, I got a name for it, ain't gonna
sound real mad anyway, because I'm trying to get it started.
Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
So that's just how it is. What else you got?
Speaker 12 (01:14:24):
You all right?
Speaker 9 (01:14:26):
Moving on?
Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
Yeah, slip let me, let me cling stopped always thinking
we're on the phone talking.
Speaker 9 (01:14:34):
To some woman, because you usually are sound like to me.
Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
No, No, we're not. Surely.
Speaker 9 (01:14:43):
That's why you had to think of all these lies.
That's why you're so good at it.
Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
You know what, Shirley, what you better do?
Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
You better stick to what's on that paper, Okay, and
you finish find out whatever man do so.
Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
On this show, you keep on here, go off that
damn paper again.
Speaker 9 (01:14:58):
We have time for it.
Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
I took care of the monica I got. I got
a school.
Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
This is from Gea in Brooklyn. She says. My old
boyfriend lost his mom. He and I share a daughter,
so I took our daughter to the funeral. My husband
went with us, and he should have stayed home because
he didn't speak to anyone, and he did not take
off his sunglasses during the service. He said he wanted
to go and support me. Uh and did he really
(01:15:24):
go to keep an eye on me?
Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
No, he would to support you.
Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
But that's the way you supporting. Speak to anyone?
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Now you keep typt the glasses on because he was
watching it. Anybody, But what it's a funeral? Nobody. He
don't know nobody, your boy Fred and Mama died. How
he know any of them? People? What are he finished
speak to him for?
Speaker 9 (01:15:48):
He's a father? Yes, that was really Come on, stee.
Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Wait who is talking at the funeral?
Speaker 9 (01:15:59):
You're saying hello, You're greeting people, You're hugging people, You're
being introduced to people. Come on, it's a funeral, that's
what you do.
Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
You don't introduce people that you all these goodbye.
Speaker 9 (01:16:16):
I gotta go all of it reunion a lot of times.
Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
Surely this is not the place to go to you
meet people that wins, I'm telling you, celebrating, laughing.
Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Having a dinner all that. You You don't go fu
meet nobody.
Speaker 9 (01:16:34):
When's the last time he's been to a funeral.
Speaker 8 (01:16:37):
Yeah, people, everybody in that crime and stuff. Why you
won't meet somebody?
Speaker 9 (01:16:41):
When is the last time you've been to a funeral? See,
they gotta have changed.
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
You don't know nobody that you don't know, nobody that
he didn't go to.
Speaker 9 (01:16:54):
He didn't go to yet. Yeah, well, well what what
is it?
Speaker 15 (01:17:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Probably my brother, but that was different. I loved it.
Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
No, yeah, yeah, if I if I don't really love you,
I'm not coming to the funeral. I don't just show
people they was doing. I don't If I didn't love you,
I'm not coming that for what?
Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Pay my respects? I didn't respect you when you was living.
Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
Here?
Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Say what as I'm saying goodbye for? If I never
called you to say hi?
Speaker 9 (01:17:25):
You stop talking.
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
You need to stop talking to you really do y'all
need y'all y'all.
Speaker 8 (01:17:32):
Need to quit acting like y'all all that were all
I had the feels y'all be going to y'all don't
need to go. Why would I come down here to
say goodbye when I never called you to say hello?
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Explain that to me? Why am I down here hugging everybody?
I don't even know these damn people?
Speaker 9 (01:17:53):
All right, I'm reading the obituary.
Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
So I can find out who the hell this is.
Speaker 9 (01:17:58):
We can't just see all right, guys. Coming up at
the top of the hour, lady needs some advice. She
wants to know who her husband was talking to him.
Why wuldn't he share? We'll get into it right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12 (01:18:15):
Well.
Speaker 9 (01:18:15):
Alexa Plus is the upgraded and revamped version of Amazon's Alexa.
This new version of Alexa will be more conversational and
can complete a number of tests like, for instance, booking
concert tickets or Alexa Plus can make dinner reservations. Alexa
Plus is one of the newest AI Assistant virtual assistants,
(01:18:38):
and it's free from Amazon for Amazon Prime members. So
I got to ask you, do you guys have Alexa
at home?
Speaker 12 (01:18:45):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (01:18:45):
Yeah, yes I do Alexa?
Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Y Harvey?
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Yes, Steve, you know good in Hellwell, I ain't got it?
Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Don't you have Alexa?
Speaker 11 (01:19:05):
I love it?
Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
I got Isabella, jessebel Meal and Megan.
Speaker 9 (01:19:12):
Are these real people you're talking about?
Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Who who is Jessepel? They work for me?
Speaker 6 (01:19:20):
What they got to do with them? Playing your family song,
a book and a concert.
Speaker 9 (01:19:24):
They can do all of that.
Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Megan, book my ticket.
Speaker 9 (01:19:30):
Yes, Service to Heart please please yes.
Speaker 8 (01:19:35):
Do you see y'all gonna keep messing around with Alexa,
y'all gonna get a concert ticket. You're gonna be so
far away you ain't gonna be able to hear the
damn songs day with their sac.
Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
Now we're gonna say, Alexa, give us floor seats.
Speaker 9 (01:19:48):
Yeah, all right, we'll have more. Thank you, guys. We'll
have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play around it.
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it is time for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather get manny petties at home? Or would
you rather get a massage at home? Manny petties at home?
Or would you rather get a massage?
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Which one massage?
Speaker 9 (01:21:16):
Massage at home? You want to go to the salon
for your manny and your petty?
Speaker 8 (01:21:20):
Uh huh okay, I'm getting in manny petty and I'm
not going nowhere to get no massage. I'm not gonna
be on the internet.
Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
Why do you have to do the internet?
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
So soon as you know? Good?
Speaker 8 (01:21:36):
Hell? Well soon as they see my black hair walking
the massage, Paul, camera's gonna start clicking.
Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
So you can't ever get a massage because you're famous.
Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Well I ain't.
Speaker 8 (01:21:47):
You know, I don't really do massages. But I'm not
saying after all this that didn't happen. I can promise
you I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Not getting one.
Speaker 12 (01:21:55):
Players.
Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
I'm not throwing my.
Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Career out this day on window. No suck, no suh.
All right?
Speaker 9 (01:22:02):
Would you rather use an outhouse in the woods or
sleep in an adult diaper? Interesting a diaper? Yeah, an
adult diaper, not just a bit.
Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
I'm going to that outhouse. I'm not I'm not that
all night, that diapering.
Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
Out house, an adult typer.
Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
Y'all.
Speaker 8 (01:22:23):
Ain't never been in the outhouse before I had We
didn't have a bathroom toilet till I was five, So
I've been in the outhouse. I've been using out houses
till I was fifteen, and I'm gonna tell you I've
been using in houses. But I don't know that ain't
really what you want. You want that, I'm gonna go
get that diaper, strap on, hang on and enjoy my evening.
(01:22:47):
I'm telling you, man, you get that flashlight in that
candle trying to head out there.
Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
In the woods across the street at night use the bathroom,
and it ain't ever you ain't ever in.
Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
That by yourself. I'm just gonna tell you that right
now you're gonna get around.
Speaker 9 (01:23:03):
Across the street because that.
Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Where our house at, across the street and close to
your house.
Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
Now, I'm telling you that right now, need some distance.
Can't put that thing by that damn dope. Ain't nobody
gonna sleep in here, I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 14 (01:23:21):
It ain't.
Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Ain't no ventilation, it ain't no nothing in it down
in that hole, just seeing.
Speaker 12 (01:23:26):
Okay, you just to get it.
Speaker 8 (01:23:29):
At least our house has got to be at least
fifty yards from your dad, minimal.
Speaker 9 (01:23:38):
All right, guys, that's today's round, of which.
Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
You'd rather that the funky would.
Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
Next.
Speaker 9 (01:23:47):
It is our last break of the day, and we'll
close out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey.
Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day,
Tommy before we get to the closing remarks, Ready to
Love tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Ready to Love tonight?
Speaker 10 (01:24:37):
Yes, yes, yes, that would be eight eastern seventh Central
only on own.
Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
All right, follow you boy man. I'm so sexy man,
y'all check me out tonight.
Speaker 9 (01:24:48):
The other guys are on the show, But no, I would.
Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Tunes in for that. That show has not been on
TV this long because they tuning in cause you said
I hate, I hate. It's real or is it the truth?
It's real?
Speaker 8 (01:25:11):
Mine is reality based. There is some ladies now successful
as Ready to Love has been over the years. Yeah, yeah,
and the ratings and all of this here, yea, when
you tune into this show, which one of you three, Monica, Carler,
Shirley tune in because Tommy is so damn sexy?
Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Let me say this before y'all answer this. I spend
way more time with y'all than he does, so y'all
do very.
Speaker 10 (01:25:43):
Very hell is that a threat? Not a threat, It's
just it's just and just. I'm just telling you all right, before.
Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
Y'all say that, he's saying it's true, y'all spend a
lot more time with Tommy. Yeah, but you spend a
lot more cause of me.
Speaker 10 (01:26:06):
You mean, financially in Jesus' name, Okay, I'm going with Steve.
Speaker 9 (01:26:11):
Thank you for the clarification.
Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
My brother in here, look at that you went with
the money.
Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
But let me tell you sometime every time.
Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
With Steve. Next question, question, Hey, y'all, here we go.
Speaker 10 (01:26:28):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (01:26:29):
I was thinking today. Listen to me as a source
of encouragement for all of you out there today. Don't
ever don't ever give up. Don't ever give up on
your dreams, don't ever give up on your hopes, don't
give up on your aspirations, and more importantly, don't give
up on yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Keep the faith. You can do it.
Speaker 8 (01:26:56):
And if you incorporate this one component, it changes everything
for you. If you never ever give up on God,
please understand, he ain't gonna ever give up on you.
He is always there, he is always available. He's a
very present help in the time of trouble. He hears
(01:27:19):
and answers prayer. Now, the devil is gonna make you
think that he ain't. He ain't here in your prayer.
And the devil gonna make you think he ain't answering
your prayer because he's gonna cause you to not think
about all the times He has done for you. And
the devil causes you to focus solely on the current
(01:27:40):
problem at hand at hand, and he makes you think
that it's lasting longer than you wanted to, and it's
going on so long that it's turned into too long.
And now you feel in this moment of despair. But
think about it, just for a minute, though of everything
(01:28:02):
you've ever thought in the past that lasted too long,
that stayed around so long. Eventually, eventually it went away,
and you realize that God, that entire time was providing
you with the strength and wherewith all to deal with it. See,
(01:28:24):
sometimes you know, when you ask God to make a
problem go away, you got to understand that all. So
God is your training coach, He's your life training coach.
So sometimes you ask God to make a problem go away.
God realizes you need some training for something that's coming
down the road, so he lets the problem stay a
little bit longer, but he strengthens you to deal with it,
(01:28:45):
and the next thing you know, your muscles are better
built for handling bad times, hard news, disappointments, and setbacks.
You ain't training, y'all. So oftentimes when it seems like
is lasting too long. That's like if you're in a
gym and you doing reps and your trainer say, okay,
(01:29:07):
we're doing eight reps, and then one day he come
in and say, okay, we're gonna do fifteen reps. Now
you've been doing eight this whole time. Now all of
a sudden, you're training to come in and say we're
gonna do fifteen reps. You know why, because he's noticed
you and he thinks it's time to push you to
the next level. But in order to push you to
(01:29:28):
the next level, he got to put you under the strain.
And so now when you get to number ten, you're
thinking this is enough. Then when you get to number twelve,
you going, hey, man, what's up with this? And he
just said, come on, I just need three more. Come on, push, push,
and sometimes.
Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
He helps you. He reached over there and he helped
you get the weight up.
Speaker 8 (01:29:51):
And the last two is just you and him getting
him weight up until you have done your fifteen. Now
you accomplished it required a little bit of assistance. But
ain't that how God work? When God see you, Todd,
don't he always assist you? Look, y'all, don't give up.
Don't you down. Don't you let the devil make you
(01:30:13):
think God ain't present. Don't you let the devil think
that God has forgotten about you because he ain't. Stay
with it, stick to the plan, stay the course, hold on,
stay prayer for and just know this too shall pass,
just like everything else has. Okay, I like that. I'm
(01:30:34):
gonna keep that this too shall pass, just like everything
else has. That's my new one. Oh boy, come on,
I just God just gave that to me, and I
gave it to y'all. I know somebody gonna make a
T shirt. Go ahead, because I ain't. Y'all have a
(01:30:57):
great day. Talk to God.
Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
He'd absolutely love to hear from this too. Show pass
just like everything else has. Wow,