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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all at all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given all.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
The million busy.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Steve Yeah listening to.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I want to Joy? Yah Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
You know you know turn love you.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
Moon.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
You got to turn to turn the mouth turn you
probably got to turn the mouth, turn out, turn the

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word of the money.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Up, come.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Come out.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
You'll think that.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
H huh.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
I show will good morning everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay.
I want to share something with you that I had
to come to the realization one time and even in
the reinvention of myself right now, I've had to come
to that and I want to share it with you today.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
Give it to you.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I want to tell you about something that a lot
of people do in their life and I want you
to be aware of it. Here it is, don't get
stuck on yourself. You could be wrong. You know I said,
don't get stuck on yourself. You could be wrong.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
The reason I'm saying this is because people have a
tendency to once they make a decision about something or
Once they decide to go a certain path, they go
against all everything, anything anybody says, anything anybody might do,

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any other ruling they may come across. They shun advice,
they don't listen to counsel. They just not made the decision.
I'm gonna do it anyway. Don't get stuck on yourself.

(03:37):
You could be wrong, you know. Now here's a sure
fire way to tell if you're wrong. If you don't
see any movement in the direction you've chosen, if you
don't see anything going right in that decision, if you

(04:02):
feel as though you're in a rut, if the wall
you're climbing seems so insurmountable that you ain't even moving
an inch, and every time you turn around you keep
getting knocked by down, knocked back down. Don't get stuck
on yourself. You know you could be wrong, you know. See,

(04:23):
that's why it's important for people to always be open
to the reinvention of yourself. You know, you cannot be
afraid to reinvent yourself. In other words, you can't be
afraid to change. Change is necessary when it comes to growth.

(04:44):
There is no growth without change. The more you know,
the older you look, That is no growth without change.
If you're heading in a direction, it ain't nothing going
right in your life. Could it be the wrong direction.
If you're climbing and you're making no headway, could it

(05:06):
be the wrong direction? Could you have possibly made the
wrong choice. Don't get stuck on yourself cause you done
made the wrong stuff. It's okay to forgive yourself. It's
okay to let yourself off the hook. It's even smarter
sometimes to admit that you were wrong. You ever met
somebody ain't ever wrong. Have you ever met somebody you

(05:27):
talk to? They ain't ever wrong about nothing. Man, They
just it's they way or the highway. It's this is
my way, this is the I know people like that,
stuck on them power trips and all like that. You
know what I had to learn how to do. I
had to learn how to let them go on them
power trips. But listen to this. Though you're not taking
me on that trip. Though you going on that trip

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by yourself, I'm going in the right direction. I've decided
to stop the way. Okay, listen to this person. This person,
I decided to stop doing business the way I was
doing business. I decided to stop to allow business being
done around me, the way business was being done around me.

(06:09):
You know, the best decision I made was to allow
for God to have some say so and to offer
me his direction. I have found him to be a
better driver than anyone else I know. I have found
him to know more about the man he made than

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anybody else who's merely associating with me. I have found
it to be a fact that my maker knows more
about the vehicle he created than does anybody else. If
your Chevy break, don't you take it to Chevy. You
don't take your Forward when it breaks down to a
Toyota dealership. They not gonna know everything that the Ford

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dealership would know about the vehicle. You know why, because
they're not the maker of it. So now, why are
you letting You're letting your life being led, controlled and
guided by somebody other than your maker. I'm just asking
you to let's all take a common sense look at this. So,

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if going to your maker is the best way, the
best decision I made in my business was take over
my brand myself and to allow the maker of this brand.
See without God, I'm none of this. I'm none of this.
I want you to clearly understand I ain't none of
this without him. I wish I could have the guts

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to reach back there and pat myself on the back
for what I've accomplished in my life. I wish I
had the guts. I wish the nerve of me because
I know for a fact that there is no way
that I could have manufactured the life that I have.
I could not even have thought of it. It's no
way I could have told you that this was the

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route I was gonna take, and this is the outcome
because of it. I had no idea, no clue. The
one thing I had, though, was an unshakable faith in God.
I had an un and I just kept believing in him.
I kept believing that he had something more for me.

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And then when I touched base with him and asked
him to show me what it is what he had
for me, Tada, the magic show began. Because you know
what he did. He took all my natural abilities that
he had given to me, This gift that he gave me,
that he poured into me at birth, that same gift
that he poured into you at birth. The moment you

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go to him and let him show you that gift,
and then guess what Once he takes what he naturally
put in you and put his super his superpowers on
top of that, then you have some supernatural things going
on in your life, and you may not be feeling me.
I'm cool with that, but I done have some supernatural

(09:03):
things happen to me. Every day I wake up some
supernatural the man, the rewards of my life, the awards
of my life, the accomplishments, the how I'm working, the
how I manage it all, all that ain't nothing but God.
That ain't nothing but God.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
You can't even.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Explain this schedule to people. Sometimes when people ask me, Steve,
how do you do it? I go, well, this is
what I manage my time. Then at the end of
when I get through, I say, hey, man, you know
what I need to tell y'all for real, it's God.
I don't really know, but I'm letting him manage me.
So he handling it. He ain't gonna put no more
of me than I can bear. Listen to me, y'all,
don't be afraid to reinvent yourself and remember this. Don't

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get stuck on yourself because you could be wrong. You know,
you absolutely could be wrong if you don't tie this
to your gift, you will be struggling the rest of
your life.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shall.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
All right, everybody, this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
I haven't really decided how I was gonna start the
show this morning, because you know, every morning I can't
take a different angle on it, and I just don't
have an angle today.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
So the angle let me try this.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Let's start the show like it was a regular, regular
morning show. Hi, everybody, this is Steve Harvey. Welcome to
the ride. Steve Harvey Morning Show. About you get you
off to a great start today. It's a brisk morning
this morning. In some parts of the country. There's a
overhead cloudy and traffic out there. Please be careful on

(10:35):
your way to work this morning. Drive carefully. I hope
the kids get to school safely enough. Hey, we're gonna
have a fun, fun time today. Well that's how regular
show started. I can't see myself doing that. Hey look here, y'all,
it's Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
What up talking? God? Yet told me what you needed?
Did you tell him you appreciate it?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Now?

Speaker 7 (10:54):
What I did?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Man spend some time saying I was grateful this morning,
God looking out for us.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
Man.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Let me tell you something, y'all, just because the blessing
is delayed does not mean it is denied. Hang on
in now, man, don't give up, y'all. There is always hope.
If you are awakening today, it is because God ain't
through with you yet. Put a smile on your face.
Face today with cheer. If you're going through some troubles,

(11:21):
ten toes down, dig them in, man, let's go. Put
your knuckles in your lower back and brace yourself.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
Come on with it.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Steve Harbin, Martins Show, Shelby Strawberry, Colin Farrell, Mississippi, Monica
Junior better known as Killer wa on Space and the
Legend of Nephew Tommy Junior. What is it today?

Speaker 9 (11:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
You seem a little happy today.

Speaker 10 (11:45):
Yeah, well, you know, Walkee just brought some of my attention.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Man.

Speaker 10 (11:47):
You know this holiday parties and everybody.

Speaker 11 (11:50):
You know, when you get to Christmas everything, there as
a certain group of people who really don't care nothing
about Christmas.

Speaker 10 (11:55):
They just want to play space.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yet, hold up, Junia, what did I just say to
make you think please talking about Christmas?

Speaker 11 (12:02):
What did I what I'm talking about? Before the show up,
just said I just thought about it.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh okay, on this side joke, don't nobody know nothing about.
Come on, let's try to connect these jokes. That's what
we got to work on us.

Speaker 12 (12:14):
We're doing connected.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, we're doing radio because I'm wanted. You know, the
fans listened. So before the show started, we was talking
about spades and cards. Now, go ahead, juniors, thank you, unk.

Speaker 10 (12:25):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 11 (12:26):
Like I said, it's a certain group of people who
don't care nothing.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
As the certain group.

Speaker 11 (12:30):
People don't get nothing buy Christmas. It's some people coming
over there to the house just to play spades and domino.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
That's it.

Speaker 11 (12:37):
Just to start a fight old Christmas. That's what they
coming in there to do. Don't play your right card
with them, and see what happened. See if the turkey
don't be on the flow, See if yams ain't gonna
be on the tape, watch the greens. If you play
out of turn and let a book slide, and see
what happened.

Speaker 10 (12:52):
You already know that up.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, but if you knocked that turkey on the flow,
Christmas be real different than my house. And tell you
that right now. People that come over your house to
play spades on Christmas. Usually don't have a gift.

Speaker 10 (13:11):
No, they don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, I don't know. They just said, why are you
coming through the dough on the large birthday with deck
of cards? The damn dog? I mean you didn't get
to you ain't draw no.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Name, You ain't ain't no.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Card or nothing. You'd have brought a deck of cards
up in here. You know, we can't play cards till
late night.

Speaker 13 (13:35):
All right, guys, coming up at thirty two minutes after
the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Prank back right after this.

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Speaker 13 (14:17):
It is time now to run that prank back with
the nephew, nephew, what do you have today?

Speaker 7 (14:23):
I mean, let's just go and call it what it is.
I love your wife more than you do. I know
how much you love and I know you don't love
them more than I love her. So let's talk about
I love your wife more than you cat dog get
you fuld.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Hello.

Speaker 9 (14:42):
Hey, I'm I'm trying to reach track. It's raight.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
Who is this hey, Trey?

Speaker 9 (14:46):
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Man?

Speaker 9 (14:46):
This is Milton? How work at your wife?

Speaker 7 (14:48):
Terese?

Speaker 6 (14:49):
Milton?

Speaker 9 (14:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you probably heard of me before. I've
been been at the job probably about five years now.
Share she ever mentioned me?

Speaker 6 (14:57):
No, No, I don't know, no milking. What's going on?
Everything cool?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (15:01):
Yeah, everything is there. Everything is good. Hey, listen, I
wanted to have a conversation with you. Man. I don't
really know how to spring this on you or whatever,
But like I said, I've been working at the Spire
for five years and been on to research probably like
around three. And I guess what I really want to

(15:21):
say is that I didn't I didn't gain some feelings
for Tasha and oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 8 (15:28):
Hold on, man, along holdo, you calling me, and you're
telling me right now you have feelings for my wife
who you work with, and you like her Teresa, because
that is my wife.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
You have feelings for my wife.

Speaker 9 (15:41):
Is that correct?

Speaker 12 (15:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (15:43):
You know it took me a while to come forward
and say this, but you know I'm mad enough now
and I feel like me and you need to talk
about it.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Have you got your mind?

Speaker 7 (15:52):
No?

Speaker 9 (15:52):
No, I haven't.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Have you got your mind?

Speaker 9 (15:55):
Now? Listen, I'm just letting you know. Today is the
day that I decided I'm not caring this weight on much.
There's no more. I'm getting it off of me, all right.
And at the end of the day, I love your
wife more than you do. What I I love your
wife more than you do.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Right? So you how long you've been loving my wife?
You tell me how long you've been loving my How
long you how long you feel that you have been
in love with my wife?

Speaker 9 (16:22):
I mean I'm looking at I know, I know, I
know at least too.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
Does my wife even know this?

Speaker 9 (16:28):
I mean, I'm sure she's awarever to a certain extent,
to a certain extent. What what?

Speaker 6 (16:33):
How how certain of the extent are we talking?

Speaker 9 (16:35):
I mean, you know when we go to lunch together,
and she you know, I mean, I'm.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Sure you know y'all y'all were going to lunch together.
How long y'all been going to lunch together?

Speaker 9 (16:43):
Bro, we were going to lunch together at least at
least two and a half years. I mean, we go
to lunch together almost every day. I mean, we might
miss the thing if she go with the girls and
I go with the fellas, so be it. But for
the most part, me and her, me and her pretty
much at lunch together. Yead, I need that.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Bro hell away from my wife.

Speaker 14 (17:01):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
I needed to back up no more, ain't no monro
because you here to talk enough that you didn't talk
to enough. Ain't no more in love, ain't no more state.
You need to stay this back, period, stay the back, man.
I don't want to hear none of that, nothing, nothing,
nothing at all, because come on.

Speaker 9 (17:19):
We don't listen. Listen. I know all about you, trade
everything about it, all right. I already know how you
treat her.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
All right.

Speaker 15 (17:29):
I'm hot, right, I'm feeling like a strong sensation right
now because I really want to reach through the phone
and just break your neck right now, That's.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
What I really want to do. That's what I really
want to do. And why is my wife talking about
business outside of my road hole? That's what I'm trying
to figure out.

Speaker 9 (17:43):
Hey, all I'm saying is when we go to lunch,
she let me know how she's feeling. She let me
know what she's going through, She let me know all that.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
It stop with that lunch, bro, I don't want to
hear another damn thing about lunch. Bro, ain't no more lunch.
It's from here on out. Bro, I'm calling me talking
about you in wrong with my wife even taking work something.
He's a milsing.

Speaker 9 (18:02):
I'm Milton you at bro?

Speaker 7 (18:03):
What do you.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Man? Man?

Speaker 9 (18:07):
Listen, calm down. With all that energy you got going
on like you're gonna.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Do something, I'm you're not coming down what you found
nothing to work?

Speaker 9 (18:15):
You're not.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
You're not finna do nothing on you right right now, Bro,
I'm my team's right now. Something where you are right
right now? Bro? Right now?

Speaker 9 (18:22):
So how about how about when you got laid off,
when you was off for six months and she was
carrying all the all the waiting than all the fiends.
You ain't jump all right?

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Bet you know everything. I bet you know I got
a too. So all you need to know is all
you need to.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Know is right.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
You're done, bro, You're done, brown bro, you know what?
What what the milk? When talking about that he would
the wife saying that he'll love is talking about lunches.
So the hell up.

Speaker 9 (18:54):
While we are, you can thank me for the twitter
for the suit that you got for Christmas. You can
thank me for that. I picked it out and I
paid for it. Okay, see a word?

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Okay, cool, cool, cool, all right, cool, Well let me
go in the project right now, right now? All right?
You talking about the great suitster. Three ps, that's what
you thought about the great bull right here with this
book us anyway. I an't like this.

Speaker 14 (19:20):
I not now.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
You don't like the suit. You don't want to suit?
Three times? Now you don't like tell me at lunch
when you don't want to sue dude.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
I'm swear to guy, Bro, I swear to god.

Speaker 9 (19:30):
I need to talk to my wife.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Man, I need to talk to my wife. I ain't
to talk to my wife.

Speaker 9 (19:35):
Because I man, listen, you know what, I just shouldn't
hold this back. No more me living behind in the shadows,
and but I'm over here kicking money out to Teresa
when she needed while you was laid off. I'm helping
her out. I'm going you know I'm doing I'm doing.

Speaker 15 (19:51):
Too much on money, Bertie. So you was getting the money.
You're kicking the money when I was laid off. You're
kicking the money.

Speaker 9 (20:00):
Somebody had to step up, man to me, and Teresa
is tight, So you know, I just try to step
in and help out.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
So you give them my wife money. What you're saying,
do you.

Speaker 9 (20:09):
Want me to make you feel better about the whole time?
You want to make you feel better.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
You ain't need to make me feel better about. Man
talking about wife. All I got to do is talk
to my wife.

Speaker 9 (20:21):
That's that's fine. But can I say something that will
make you feel better? What I'm gonna say this to you, Trey,
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your wife Teresa gotten me the brank pone Collee? You
wait what hey? This is Tommy Man. This nephew tom

(20:42):
Steve hard Morney Show.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
You want to Steve Harvey Show.

Speaker 9 (20:48):
Br br you got bru.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Don't do that, Broh.

Speaker 15 (20:58):
You gotta stop that, Tommy, Come on now, come on,
you got it. Stop my heart is breaking, I'm sweating.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Oh'me on now.

Speaker 9 (21:06):
But hey, I gotta ask you this. You got to
tell me what is the bad is that? I mean,
the badest radio.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Show in the lane. It's a Steve Harvey morning show.
Gotta be.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
We ain't got to praise it up in here. I'll
be back in another hour. You ain't got to give
me no praise. I already know.

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Speaker 13 (22:04):
It is time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey. Lacy and Sunrise says my husband cheated, and
we took a long break and got together last month.
Last night, my phone rang and I ignored it. My
husband accused me of being sneaky and I.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Haven't done a thing.

Speaker 13 (22:24):
Is he paranoid about.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Me because he's the cheater?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Hell yeah, hell yeah, because he know if his phone
rang and he ignored, he know what that is, game
recognized game. So yeah, he's a little paranoid right now,
and as he should be. And don't try to make
him feel reassured. Let his ass hang out there so
he can see how I feel. That's all you got

(22:48):
to do. You ain't did nothing. Let his ass see
hide feel, leave him on out there.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Who I love that advice.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
That is good for the male ego. And nothing like
when a woman says okay, okay, like you ever been
in a discussion with your woman at debate and then
she stop and go okay, suppose I did this to you,
what would you do?

Speaker 7 (23:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
It makes sense. Yep, there you have it all right.

Speaker 13 (23:15):
Moving on to a Damien and Yonkers. Damien says, my
wife claims she found her Christmas present while she was
cleaning out the storage room. She's never cleaned it before,
so I know she was snooping thence she found it.
She said, I have to get her another gift?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
No, you ain't five. You ain't five. No, we all
know the real deal about Saturday Claus. You ain't five.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
You the doug around in there and found it. Now
you owe her another? Now, I don't make no damn sense.
You found your Christmas deal? Glad you tow it open?
Now what we could now. What we're gonna do is
we gonna rewrap it and put it in a box
under that tree. That's what we're gonna do. Yeah, And
you can play this any way you want to.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
Get in my gifts before Christmas.

Speaker 13 (24:08):
I'm not a snooper, all right. Moving on to Chanelle
in Chicago, Chanell writes, my boyfriend and I broke up
last month, and I ran into his cousin, who invited
me to his New Year's Eve party. I want to go,
but I don't want to risk seeing my ex there
with a new girl. So should I take a date
just in case? Or should I stay at home?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Now, let me explain some t interest. Yes, so many
New Year's Ease functions you can go too? Why would
you do that? To yourself.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Why why, Well, if she takes the day, she'll be
all right, Right.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
You still might run up into him and his ex.
You see what I'm saying. Or yes, yeah, yeah, that's
what I meant to say. Yeah, you still go run
up into him and his potential new check. So you
have and the date ain't gonna fix it.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
Where you feel a little more secure when you got
a date, you know, get you that's true.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Get go down to that hotel and buy yourself that
New Year's Eve package and go home. Get you a
date down there. Don't go to dude house. You ain't
gonna you ain't gonna enjoy. You're gonna get to drinking
and drink too much, and then you're gonna say it,
shut up.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
It, Shut up there, me o the hold on her hand.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Hand go three.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
I don't want to catch nobody but you I been. Yeah,
New Year, happy fool.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, you're gonna be a drunken mess lady, hair all
over your head and you took your shoes off, let
them in the corner. Forgot where you left them. Don't
do that, baby, gone down to the holiday inn. They
got the nice little packages. Fifty nine ninety five be
down there.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
Two drinks.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, he said, all right, I'm just trying.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
To fit it in the budget. So don't nobody think
I'm bullshy.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
Oh okay, too late.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
We already said that.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
We're like, where is this that they come for? They
ain't got New Year's Eve package? Well, you know they
had a free Continental breakfast. They're gonna set that out
at midnight. Going upstairs to your room and stuff with
that low grade carpet, feel like you're walking on pile.

Speaker 13 (26:36):
All right, moving on last one, Steve, This is from
Antonia in Pittsburgh. Antonia says, I'm thirty nine and my
husband is sixty seven, and he does not want me
to have a fortieth birthday party because his ex wife
and son don't know my age.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Why does he care what they think of me?

Speaker 7 (26:55):
That's great, Still wearing my ex.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Wife and son y'all lost there in the same bill.
What kind of pole mess is this?

Speaker 13 (27:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
What difference do it make?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
That's crazy. So you're the same age as his boy.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
So so he doesn't want them to know how that
he's dating a much younger woman.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Well she don't. He don't want her to throw a party.
So but now let me ask you something. How close
are all they were? They gonna know this woman having
a party anyway? They all got to be in that
same circle complex something because other than that, why else
would they even know who this woman is? So obviously
they know this.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Woman well, especially his son.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
That's dad's white.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, so he's gonna might.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Be See that's he don't want you to throw no
party because it ain't the age. He don't want them
to know.

Speaker 9 (27:57):
Is she's you.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
This particular woman you're saying, if they know who she is,
you know.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
They done find out how old she is?

Speaker 7 (28:07):
A woman.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Ain't a woman ain't gonna never not know all that infolk?
O woman gonna figure that out. So obviously they don't
know who she is. So I don't think the fear
is finding out who you are. I mean finding out
how old you are. I think it's finding out who
you are, because why else think about that for a

(28:28):
minute of y'all? Why else with the ex wife and
son even know this woman is forty? If she throw
the party, how they gonna know where the party at?
They got to know this girl.

Speaker 16 (28:43):
Yeah, I guess for him, he's sixty seven, and theyin't
gonna be like, your wife is just forty.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, or check this out. Though they don't know this woman,
how do they know she's even gonna have a birthday party? Period?

Speaker 13 (29:01):
They may not know her, but they know he's dating
some more gonna get out. Yeah, but they're married, she said,
my host, you're married?

Speaker 7 (29:11):
How but see, how do they know it's gonna get
back to his side of the family?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
They know this?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, I mean they're trying. If they knew this woman,
the ex wife would know how old she is. Oh,
you're gonna leave me for this helper and she gonna
be the blame. They don't know who she is. He
don't want to throw the party because he don't want
the word to get back, and then they find out
who she is. I think that's what's happened at the CLO.

Speaker 8 (29:42):
Well.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I just think it ain't the age because how why
would they even know her?

Speaker 12 (29:48):
All right?

Speaker 7 (29:48):
Who knows?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
All right?

Speaker 16 (29:50):
Thank you, Celo, Good morning. This is your girl Carla
Farrell from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And my favorite
Christmas memory is every year my mom and grandma would
decorate the home and play the Temptations Christmas album and
we were here Donnie Hathaway come mom with Jim every
Christmas season. So have a wonderful holiday season. We would

(30:11):
have agnaw, my grandmother would make homemade egnow just wonderful,
wonderful memories. But have a wonderful holiday season. From Carla
Ferrell and all of us here, our family to yours
at the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (30:28):
Everybody is your favorite place. Cousin Junior, we want to
thank you for rocket with the Steve Harvey Morning Show
all year long. It is the holiday season and we
want to wish you a very merry Christmas from the STEA.
Harry Morning Show and especially from your favorite play cousin Junia.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Man, I love y'all.

Speaker 10 (30:42):
Happy holidays.

Speaker 13 (30:44):
Well, guys, tis the season for partying. You know, there's
all kind of holiday kinds of holiday parties going on. However,
the guys are here to warm up your holiday drunk rules.
You know they're gonna warm you up with that. Okay,
are you ready?

Speaker 7 (30:59):
Man?

Speaker 12 (31:00):
Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Come on?

Speaker 12 (31:01):
Come on, come on, come here, Junian.

Speaker 17 (31:04):
I'm gonna read one off and what I need y'all
to do is demonstrate that type of drunk I'm talking
about the first one. The woe is me crying drunk.
Anybody who won't it take it? The woe is me
crying drunk.

Speaker 18 (31:17):
Oh, every time I come over here, y'all act like
y'all me. Yeah, I'm coming every year for Anty Way
and Anti way, don't you I'm coming, and you'll never
have me.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I ain't coming next year. The woe I don't right now,
y'all know how.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yes, no, no, wait, leasy lizen to me.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
You ain't go crying now here.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
Man is not your father. I didn't want to tell
you that, but you fought in.

Speaker 10 (32:09):
I figured you want to know for you got.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Go, Steve, you got it.

Speaker 12 (32:16):
Here we go the start of fight, drunk talk, trash like.

Speaker 17 (32:21):
Oh that's the big one doing the holidays ahead.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
You got it?

Speaker 9 (32:26):
What?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Who got the why?

Speaker 7 (32:31):
I got to open my gar first? I will last year.
That's yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I'm not opening my GIF for first, for this year,
for first first, for last year.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
I was the first. I would want to be the
first this year.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Get your hand off the box, gift that box because
I canna bust you in your eyes.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
Speare about how you're.

Speaker 12 (33:05):
Gonna ask you for Christmas.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
I don't care if it's for this Christmas.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
You can fight.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
They were fighting the major.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
What they don't never make no sense?

Speaker 12 (33:27):
All right, here another.

Speaker 9 (33:31):
For you.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
This is a good one.

Speaker 12 (33:32):
This going the intellectual drunk.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
There we go.

Speaker 12 (33:35):
Give me that one, Give me that one.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Come on, no, listen, next list we listen when when
when the when the stars is lining up in the sky,
for the galaxy in the universe is splitting around. That's yell.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
Leo said that, and then and then you u sophagles
and Neil was talking.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
And then that's when the teacher had asked me that
you know what's for Shakespeare? And I said, to be
listening to me, he is to not to be ever
the question.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
I know what.

Speaker 14 (34:30):
For me?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Then now you know what?

Speaker 12 (34:33):
All right, all right, here we go one more to
come to Jesus drunk.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
Come on, what ain't uncle to ask you? Father God?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
We having in having we having this prayer no one
that you is the king of the king, and and
that queen get you coming back one day.

Speaker 7 (34:58):
I'm gonna be ready and call when you do, not
say he would he was coming back? When is coming back?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I will be ready because I'm gonna be right here
and I ain't going nowhere because the Bible says in
uh ecleve astics Clive Astis in the fourteen and two.

Speaker 7 (35:21):
That's what it says. That's what it says.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
And you better know that we're looking at me because
the Bible says to look at the others, and you
would have him looking at you. We're not fitting to
be because we Christians in here show ass off of me.

(35:45):
Swe you know we were sitting there and then you know.

Speaker 10 (35:54):
He lost the turn of that.

Speaker 12 (35:57):
What they did?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
They wait a minute, hold, hold, wait a minute.

Speaker 7 (36:04):
I won't hold on.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
You joke talking to you. Don't crash my no more.

Speaker 12 (36:15):
What I'm playing?

Speaker 17 (36:18):
Go ahead him, Lord forgive I think I beat on
myself drunk. Come on, you gotta do it.

Speaker 7 (36:29):
You're going what that very moment?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Who didn't wasted all lemonade on me?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Holiday drunk scenarios from the One and All.

Speaker 19 (36:53):
Good job, good job, good job, I'm standing all right,
coming up one Shirley.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Well, Good morning, miss your man Steve Harvey. Have a
happy and safe holiday. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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It is time now for a round of would you rather?

(37:44):
Would you rather golf all day by yourself? Or would
you rather watch a romantic movie with your wife?

Speaker 7 (37:51):
Golfing?

Speaker 11 (37:52):
I'm sorry, holiday, How far is that to the pen?
Because I'm out there. I don't even play that much.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Wow a consensus, everybody's going golfing.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
You need me time? Let her watch the movie?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Okay, allow you. I guess you didn't hear I said
romantic movie.

Speaker 7 (38:12):
Ye, I'm sit down, face.

Speaker 10 (38:16):
You can't do that. Ain't nobody got in her face?

Speaker 7 (38:22):
The notebook over golf out there?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Look at that car in that driveway, and go upstairs
and look at that jewelry in that bottle hold.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
All right, feels a good movie? It is?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Would you rather sleep with the phone on the dresser?

Speaker 13 (38:38):
Just come in your bedroom put your phone on the dresser,
or would you rather sleep with the phone by your bed?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Which one my phone is in?

Speaker 7 (38:45):
My roll.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Got to like these. Would you rather my phone is in?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
That's not an option the dresser? It's on silent right, No.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
White lady calling me.

Speaker 10 (39:19):
To dress up on a night stand?

Speaker 3 (39:26):
All right?

Speaker 13 (39:27):
Would you rather start in a Christmas stage play? Or
would you rather cook an entire Christmas dinner?

Speaker 7 (39:34):
I'm starting? Oh yeah, I don't want either one.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I could, but I'm in that kitchen that I went
in that play because I don't know one will be
in the same name play at Christmas. I was in
a Christmas stage play.

Speaker 11 (39:48):
I played all three wise men by my all three
we have another people in the day of play, I
keep going back out with a new gift.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Gold.

Speaker 10 (40:04):
I had to change my roll. I gotta quick change
at the church.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
I'm gonna cook that.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I'm gonna cook.

Speaker 13 (40:15):
But your last one, guys, would you rather work as
a bill collector or a fast food drive through window worker?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Which one?

Speaker 6 (40:22):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (40:22):
You the one? I'm cussing people.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
I won't that window.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
Man, Come on, I want to see the people.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Huh, what are you gonna say when they drive up?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
My whole world is gonna be putting the roll stuff
in that base.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
Bag.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
You ain't got nothing but condiments in it.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Ain't no fish. Thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
That's today's round with this mess.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Would you rather?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Yo?

Speaker 7 (40:55):
What's up? This is your boy?

Speaker 12 (40:56):
Earthquake and my favorite Christmas memory is nothing.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
I didn't get nothing, but I want you to have
a wonderful happy season from Earthquake and the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (41:07):
All right, it's time to play. One has to go,
all right, lying, cussing, sex has to go.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
Lex ain't going nowhere, Fine, ain't going. I'm gonna take cussing. Yeah,
you got to poor cussing.

Speaker 10 (41:25):
I'm allied without cussing, but stay.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, okay, I agree, you all agree? All right, I'm easy.
A one has to go, white kids, side.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Peace, side excuse me?

Speaker 6 (41:50):
Delay?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
What is what taking so long to answer this?

Speaker 7 (41:54):
This should be easy?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
I say it, side peas, I'm done, okay, thank you
to someone with some sense. Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Answer that because I ain't got no side piece that's.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Your answer that I ain't got no, we're just playing
the game.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Ain't no damn game, y'all ain't playing while we are all.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Of the Audians on the show.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
I'll playing the last one.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
You got quiet as hell when you said that.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Think about that one wife, wife, kids. Side piece.

Speaker 13 (42:27):
Seems like you would just automatically say side that's when
we're way Lema.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (42:34):
I didn't say, man, I ain't do that. I just
said side piece right, and you're at.

Speaker 7 (42:42):
We'll do it. We'll do it right behind side. Let's
just do the game.

Speaker 13 (42:47):
You're so convincing, all right, one has to go Shaka
Shaka Khan.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Whitney aresa, Oh.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
It ain't with I'm down to too. I'm I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna say Rie, I know that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Detroit mine.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
I had to pick.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yellow shirt ass is stupid.

Speaker 9 (43:17):
And then.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
Oh, okay, you.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Said, hollaya, we need him.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
There's some people man that pull the.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Car over to.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
What all of them in Detroit to I'm sure, I'm
sure I'm being an Ian word. But last for seconds,
right from right.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Here on the show.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
In your defense, Tommy, that's a very hard work.

Speaker 12 (43:50):
It's hard sing.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
She's a legends.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
She's a legend, but sher voice for me has given
me so much joy. Though.

Speaker 7 (44:02):
Which one got a ghost? All right?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Came out the next one?

Speaker 7 (44:12):
Come on, we have more out of respect.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I'll just say, Shaka have to yeah, respect all right,
And I don't even mean that.

Speaker 13 (44:21):
One has to go the o Jays, Earth Wind and Fire,
the Mail Temptation.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
No one has to go okay, One more.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
O Jays, Earth Winding Fire. I'm just gonna tell you again,
Detroit has.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Given me the most short in my damn whole life,
this Earth Wind and Fire. No group has ever meant
more to me. They can't go okay, and that's the
got to go with me. LeVert is one of the
greatest lead male tenners I've ever heard. Cannot let the

(45:09):
Old Jays go. They mean too much to me.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
They from Cleveland, The Temptations, Rabbit ass Man, Now don't.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
David and corn.

Speaker 7 (45:28):
A September.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Just my imagination. Hell all right, that's a hard one.
All right, coming up next, my nephew with today's prank
phone call.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
I said, when I five got to go out of
them three, the Temptations and the Old.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
All right, frank phone call coming up next.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
As it's out the family.

Speaker 13 (46:00):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
at the top of the hour right about four minutes after.
It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
hip hopping granny.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Okay, all right, hip hopping granny.

Speaker 12 (46:18):
Right, we'll find out.

Speaker 13 (46:19):
What that's all about in just a bit, because right
now it is time for the nephew and today's prank
phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
What you got for us today? New I'm trying to go.

Speaker 7 (46:27):
Deep right now, Shirley, deep into the archives. I'm back
hen these folders and I'm in see deep in the playoffs.
I'm even in a cassette couple of them on eight track.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
You know.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
Wow, back off, I'm back off in here. I'm back
back off here. Yeah, yeah, deep deep deep, prank prank deep.
Let's see here. All right, that's the right here, y'all
hold tight here cut. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
your Sandra.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Hey, how you doing.

Speaker 14 (46:56):
I'm fine with this.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with your
say to Kiva. Okay, we've we've met a couple of times.
You've you've come out to happy hour with us a
couple of times, but that's been you just had a baby.

Speaker 14 (47:08):
Right, Oh, yeah, so that must have been a long
time ago. I sure did just have a baby.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
She said.

Speaker 14 (47:14):
This is Brian.

Speaker 7 (47:15):
Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it not?

Speaker 14 (47:18):
It's been three months since I've had him?

Speaker 7 (47:20):
Okay, all right, well congratulations to you. Listen, we we're
putting together a pot luck Christmas party and we wanted
to invite you out.

Speaker 14 (47:29):
Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something?

Speaker 7 (47:33):
Well, you know what, I'm My job is to call
around since it's a pot luck and make sure we
get everybody to bring something. What I wanted to do
is I told her she should invite you her sister.
I'm sure your sister. I was just saying you probably
hadn't been able to get out since the baby, and
maybe you would want to get out a little bit.

Speaker 14 (47:49):
Yeah you said that. I've been trapped in this house
with this baby. Oh and he Oh, he's such a
greedy baby. But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is
like my second child, and I'm telling you he was
nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out.
When is the party?

Speaker 7 (48:04):
It's gonna be next week, next Friday, we're gonna throw
it and we're not trying to do anything too late,
probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early.
But we're gonna all bring a little something to contribute
to the party, you know, whatever type of food or
drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach out
and give you an invitation.

Speaker 14 (48:21):
I just need to see if I can get a babysitter.
I haven't had to use a babysitter yet, but I'll try.
I'll do my best for me. It's my sister and
her friends, so i'd be glad to come. So you
said that it's pop luck. What are y'all bringing?

Speaker 7 (48:34):
Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are
bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess
a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the
Christmas spirit. We just gonna have a good time.

Speaker 14 (48:46):
Well, do I need to cook it myself? A can't
I just order something to have it delivered or something
like that. You know, I'm fool with this baby. I
can't get too much done while I'm here, but I'd
be glad to contribute.

Speaker 7 (48:55):
Uh. Well, actually we're interested in getting some egg nog.

Speaker 14 (49:00):
Yeah, I can. Probably I could send my husband out
to get something because you know, lan's just fooled. A
specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I could
do eggnogs.

Speaker 7 (49:09):
Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything
from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.
We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw
the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see
if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But
you know, if you if you could really really help
us out, uh, you know, using using the breast milk

(49:30):
to do it.

Speaker 14 (49:31):
Well, they make the best milk over there. I know
they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.
You know what I should get my aunt to make
because she got a real good recipe and I know
she us the best milk as I can get.

Speaker 15 (49:42):
Her to make some.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
Is that? Okay?

Speaker 7 (49:43):
Okay, so your mom has what kind of milk?

Speaker 14 (49:46):
My ain't? She makes the best eggnog. And I know
she used like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's
what I was thinking.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we want some
breast milk, not the best best milk. We want breast
aren't you breastfeeding?

Speaker 9 (50:03):
You?

Speaker 14 (50:03):
You say breast as in b r east breast milk.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Breast milk.

Speaker 9 (50:08):
Yes, yes, Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 14 (50:10):
Yeah, I'm breastfeeding. But breast milk is for babies. Adult
people don't supposed to drink that. If you if you
not no infant, you're not supposed.

Speaker 7 (50:16):
To be milk. Breast milk is the best milk. See,
so what we was trying to do is get it.
Get the eggnog made with breast milk, and that's what
we want.

Speaker 14 (50:25):
Brian, you say your name is Brian.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
Yes, I'm Brian.

Speaker 14 (50:27):
Okay, Brian, you must be white because because black folks
don't drink breast milk. That's for babies. Okay, I am
not making eggnog with breast milk. Now, breast milk is
now what you get that is for my newborn infant.
That sounds nasty, unstounded. Why would I do that to
other people? Have to have somebody to do?

Speaker 7 (50:48):
I mean, is there a way you can like pump
out two gallons for us?

Speaker 14 (50:51):
I mean, just what we're about to end this conversation
that is not something I'm about to do, Okay. I
am not pumping milk for some Christmas party.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
That that is nasty.

Speaker 14 (51:04):
Okay, somebody gonna call it the health's apartment On y'all
bring up milk up there to make some egnogs? What
doesn't we don't do that? This ain't no feet of
village with my milk.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
You know what, ma'am?

Speaker 7 (51:16):
I mean, I don't know. I wasn't trying to offend you.
I just wanted to see if if it was something
that you would do for us. You know, maybe you could.
You could squeeze out a couple of gallons and we could.

Speaker 14 (51:26):
I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table store
of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Does that?

Speaker 7 (51:35):
Okay?

Speaker 19 (51:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (51:35):
You got me. You need to tell Keith. First of all,
I don't even know why ever gave you my number
to invite me to some She couldn't have She couldn't
have known you're gonna ask me to make some damn
eggnog with real breast.

Speaker 7 (51:45):
Miss I didn't. I didn't. I didn't tell Keith exactly
what I wanted, but I didn't think it was gonna
be this much of a problem that you would have
a problem with a couple of gallons so we could
have a good time with real good milk.

Speaker 14 (51:55):
Well, Brian, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are
smarter than that to be calling somebody asking for some
breast milk? Who does that? What you can do if
you want some eggnow, you could stop at the grocery
sto get you some infa milor some similar and make
some ignog yourself if that's what you choose to do.
But my breast milk, you can't even pay for it? Okay,
I don't get down like that. That's some if I

(52:17):
ever heard of it. You two, It tells you be
calling around asking people for milk.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
Does Oh you're gonna be this selfish that you can't
loan us a little bit of breast milk so we
can have a great time with some eggnog.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
At the party.

Speaker 14 (52:30):
Selfish loans that breast milk?

Speaker 7 (52:34):
Okay, you know what? You know what concerned? Don't wry about.
We don't even want you at the party. If you
ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to
the party.

Speaker 14 (52:39):
Damn right, I don't need to come here on a
sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is some st
even have her friend call me.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's
and I try to be nice enough to invite you.

Speaker 14 (52:50):
I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your
wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mom is
to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to
ask her? You're just respecting me asking me for some
like that. Okay, you know what, Brian, what is your
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Ask keep well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I
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Speaker 14 (53:11):
My real name, so so you playing on the phone,
then you probably don't even know my sister. Who is this?

Speaker 7 (53:16):
I mean, I talked to your sister about twenty minutes ago.
I talked to Keith.

Speaker 14 (53:20):
You may't talk to my Kieva because this is a
I know that too clearly.

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Speaker 13 (56:23):
Subject hip hopping Granny. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty
six year old married woman with two teenagers. My husband
and I love all types of music, but hip hop
and rap will forever be my favorite type of music.
I was an only child and I spent a lot
of time with my grandmother when I was a little girl.
My grandmother loved rap music, so I grew up knowing

(56:45):
the lyrics to songs and writing around with music blasting
out of her car. My mother was a wild woman,
and rightfully so, since she had me when she was
eighteen years old. My grandmother was all for my mother, dating,
going out to clubs, traveling, and having a life despite
being a young mom.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
I'm nothing like that now with my teenagers.

Speaker 13 (57:05):
That wild type of lifestyle work for my mother back
in the day because it was a safer time and
there was no social media to track everything you did.
My daughter is sixteen and she is always at my
grandmother's house, which is her great grandma. She loves it
over there because her great grandma is still young at
heart and still loves rap music. She knows the words

(57:27):
to all the latest rap songs, and she's got her
microbraides done and lots of makeup on. Usually everyone loves her,
but my mother and I think her lifestyle is a
bit excessive. I found out that she's letting my daughter
meet up with boys at her house, and my husband
has talked with her about respecting our rules for our children.

(57:47):
I love that my teenagers call her the hip hopping Granny,
and it's a blessing to have their great grandma in
their lives. But she just does too much all of
the time. How do I convince an eighty two year
old woman to stop negatively influencing my children?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Please help well, hip hop and granny. Yeah, that's the subject.

Speaker 13 (58:10):
Well, this one is not easy because you know, your
grand is eighty two years old, and you know, it
is hard to tell an eighty two year old what
to do period on any level. I mean, they feel
like they've lived their lives and you can't tell them anything.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
They've earned the right.

Speaker 13 (58:25):
I don't care if it's your child, you're talking about her,
whatever it is, that's just how they feel at that age.
You can't run granny's house. And I'm sure you've even
heard this before. You know, this is my house, my house,
my rules. Okay, you've talked to your grandmother, I'm sure,
and you said your husband has talked to her about
it about you know, respecting the rules that you have
for your children. And I know you're most concerned about

(58:50):
the boys, and you should be concerned, but.

Speaker 12 (58:53):
You gotta.

Speaker 13 (58:55):
I just say, you gotta trust it. Just because your
grandmother is young at hard and she listens to wrap
and she wears micro braides that you know, you got
to think that she's not irresponsible when it comes to
your kids and her great grandkids. I think she's paying
attention to what's going on in her house, and that's
probably why she lets the boys come over there to

(59:17):
the house so she can see what they're gonna do,
so she can see what's going on. I mean, you
spent a lot of time with your grandmother, and yes,
times were different then, but you turned out fine. You
spend a lot of time at your granny's house. Times
are different, and your grandmother hasn't changed. Times may have changed,
but your grandmother hasn't changed. I think you need to

(59:38):
stay involved like you've been doing, keep the lines of
communication open, or you know, your other alternative is to
ban the kids from going over there, and I don't
think you want to do that.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
I mean, you know, those are the choices.

Speaker 13 (59:50):
But I think if you keep the communication open, let
the grandmother know what you what you will and won't do.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
You know, as far as your children go, I think
it'll be okay.

Speaker 9 (59:59):
But do it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
She is eighty two years old, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Your grandmama too damn old for this. Make this announcement clear.
Your grandmama is too damn old for this. Now, let
me explain something to you. I first got introduced to

(01:00:25):
hip hop in nineteen seventy seven. I'm not saying that's
when it was born I'm saying that's when I was
introduced to it. Hip hop, hotel, hippity, hip hop, to hop,
to hop. I said when I heard it played at

(01:00:46):
a party, why are they playing this? But it's okay,
this won't last long because ain't nobody singing?

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
You said that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
That's what my dumb ass said when I first heard it,
quill dot, this ain't gonna last They not even saying,
ain'tybody fitna do this here? That was my prediction for
hip hop. Hip Hop has turned out to be the

(01:01:17):
single largest music generre ever created. It's that big Jesus.
They have created more millionaires. I gotta take my hat
off to hip hop. They've done some great things. They've
gone in the wrong direction over the years, gangster rap
and stuff like that, but overall, hip hop has created

(01:01:42):
a bunch of millionaires. They've created some creative mind. That
was in nineteen seventy seven. I was exactly twenty years
old when I first heard it, And I'm not saying
that's when hip hop was born. Was probably born before that.
But when hit the radio waves and it came down
to Ohio, I was twenty, I predicted the demise of
it showed what I know about hip hop, the culture

(01:02:06):
that is becoming. But your grandmama is too damn old.
But to help your grandmother out. When I come back,
Sister O'Dell will be here, Oh Lord, to deal with
this letter and any questions anybody might have to the
great grandmother whose Sister Odell knows because Sister O'Dell was

(01:02:26):
her Sunday school teacher. Come on, wow, we were here
from Sister O'Dell when we come back concerning this letter.

Speaker 13 (01:02:35):
Okay, we'll have part two of today's Strawberry Letter coming
up at twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject
is hip hop and Granny. We'll get back into it
with Sister Odell right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
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Speaker 13 (01:03:27):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject hip hopping Granny nay and I was just
gonna read to understand sister Odell is here, but your said, Steve.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
Yeah, yeah, I see, Shelley.

Speaker 19 (01:03:41):
You heard him say that when we came back, Sweety,
that I was going to be here, but he didn't
us right on and just said Steve, Well, Steve is
going fdy, Steve is not eighty two?

Speaker 12 (01:03:55):
What did he know?

Speaker 10 (01:03:58):
You need somebody with some expertise.

Speaker 19 (01:04:00):
On this here, all right, so you're gonna reach let
me just say the mornings every wards. Good morning, Cary, Shirley,
Mississippi with the mouth and you're a pretty little big forehead,
darl Hey Junior.

Speaker 7 (01:04:15):
Deal Thomas, Hi boy, Yes, ma'am, good morning, Good morning,
says Sotel.

Speaker 12 (01:04:21):
Good good good.

Speaker 19 (01:04:22):
Now, let's just get on into this and explain to
me this matter. What pieces is y'all not clear on
Shirley Carlin.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Well anybody, sister Otell. But the title is hip hop
and granny.

Speaker 10 (01:04:36):
And that's that's stupid right there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
We title subjects, you know, like she hated too.

Speaker 19 (01:04:44):
Now you can be a hip hop grandfather like my age,
because hip hop day was round that inn, you know,
brain master flash all them peoples.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Uh.

Speaker 19 (01:04:54):
But if you hated two, you was they mommy and
daddy trying to stay up with them.

Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
Now they ain't make no sense.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Yeah, this woman wrote the letter. It's about her grandmother.

Speaker 7 (01:05:05):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:05:06):
She her grandmother raised her pretty much because she said
her own mother was kind of wild.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
She was a young woman and she had her at eighteen.

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
So she said, what we're gonna stop the wideness.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Well, it's it's kind of stopped.

Speaker 13 (01:05:20):
It's kind of stopped as far as the mother and
the grandmother are concerned. It's the great grandmother that's the issue.
The oh Harald, eighty two year old names eighty.

Speaker 19 (01:05:32):
Two hip hop grand and the set up and put
some micro bathes in her hair.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
I don't know what the braids was hanging on to, sister.
I'm shot house a brute down. I'm gonna tell you
right now, if you eighty two trying to put some
braids in your hair, you're finna pull one little bit
you got, You're.

Speaker 7 (01:05:48):
Finna put it right out. Your hate.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
The roots don't stay long at eighty two. There ain't
no strong roots day up there, but you can't go
yanking on them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
She said, micro brade. She didn't say anything about a
lace front, sister of death.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
What I'm saying you got to attach to Michael Bage
to something something.

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
No, you've been wearing a Hall of Baby haircut for
a long time. You don't know the ruse of head design.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Oh oh, so you don't have a lot of hair,
so you just need to stay off of this. I don't,
I don't. I have a short haircut.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
That's right, You've always had that. You've never tried braids.
You will.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Tried to attract Steve when you first got on the
radio and you wore them afro to work, and you
didn't know it was a bit turn off to him.

Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
He didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
He didn't care for the afro puffs at all that
you WoT with your little tight dress on that day.

Speaker 13 (01:06:37):
Okay, this letter is not about me, and you told
me already that Steve is gone, all right, So let's
get back to the letter. Eighty two year old great grandmother.
The mother is or the granddaughter is concerned that the
grandmother is negatively influencing her sixteen year old well she is.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
If she's letting the baby bring boys over to the house.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
You don't do that with no little girl that's.

Speaker 19 (01:06:58):
Sixteen bringing Oh it's to the house, right, That ain't right.
Not a great grandmama need to get herself together. You
can listen to the music, but you can't. You can't
raise kids to the music.

Speaker 13 (01:07:11):
Yeah, you know, yeah, the parents have spoken to the
great grandmother about this.

Speaker 7 (01:07:17):
Well you can you speaking to her.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
You can do more than that.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
Cut she hated too.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Shit letting the baby go over there, or that organ
play in the background. Noise that boy's whipping that. You know,
that's a hamm in organ.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
Turn it up. Turn it up, Davis, a little bit,
a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
Of Davis.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
When you get distracted.

Speaker 14 (01:08:06):
I know.

Speaker 12 (01:08:16):
He feeling like, yeah, thank you Davis.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
David my art.

Speaker 12 (01:08:30):
That boy right there.

Speaker 19 (01:08:31):
You know, for a white boy, he sure knows how
to jump in at the right time. He must have
been raised in the negro case. He said, yes, ma'am, sister,
I know I know it when I see it to somebody.
There's some Negroes in his family somewhere.

Speaker 10 (01:08:47):
But you can't say black.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
You got some somebody was pulling him off to the
side working with him and me got weighed too.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
Much soul for that.

Speaker 19 (01:08:55):
I seen him my Steves off saying this soul event.
One time table full of black girls was over there here.
Want of toenails were trainy black. I said, this is
a tricky little white boy right here. Just one of
his toenails, one of them was black, and he had
any ring on. He would bind ranks for them, sisters.
I started to slide over there, my sam, I said,

(01:09:16):
well all right now.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
A well anyway, yeah, just to it over.

Speaker 19 (01:09:25):
If you're eighty two years old, you need that you age,
not your shoe size here.

Speaker 10 (01:09:31):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
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I can't. I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:15:14):
I can't get it up there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Okay, So if you're slipping fill this because you you
got to bring up one down here?

Speaker 17 (01:15:20):
We need a lower coming and roulette something and the
elf might complain about. I don't know how to tell you.
Somebody should tell you wait before I got here, But indeed,
damn Wooden Toys were still making it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Ain't nobody and.

Speaker 10 (01:15:46):
Something that else might complain about it?

Speaker 11 (01:15:49):
Look here, Robert, the whole time we've been here, missus
Claus don't do a damn thing.

Speaker 10 (01:15:52):
Have you undered that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
She's a delegator, a hatel?

Speaker 7 (01:16:03):
Hey, you know what something that elf Mike complain about. Listen, Sam,
I gotta tell you something every time I'm trying to
get something. Then Rudolph nose go off for everybody. See
what I'm doing. You see, you're gonna have to we
have to put something. We're gonna have to put something
on his nose. And I can't get my boogey on.
Uncle here he comes.

Speaker 17 (01:16:21):
Coming to roulette something and Elf Man complained about. Look,
I'm gonna just say it because I know the other
els feel the same way.

Speaker 12 (01:16:28):
You need to turn the heat up on it here,
you really do, man, North outside.

Speaker 7 (01:16:32):
Is cold, but we need some heat up in here.
Man off.

Speaker 10 (01:16:39):
Something that Elf Mike complained about.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 10 (01:16:43):
This is the last candy cane I'm making in this
shop here.

Speaker 7 (01:16:49):
You don't like cans.

Speaker 10 (01:16:51):
Candy cane. He got the thousand of them in here,
My last one.

Speaker 8 (01:16:58):
Love.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Let me just go on.

Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
As I've been working out here for twenty some years,
can I please, can somebody tell me what I got
on my four O one ca. I don't see none
of my I don't see anything coming back.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
What I'm saying, be ready for retirement, get up out here.

Speaker 17 (01:17:19):
Something that else might complain about comedy roulette looking, I
just need to know how come. Don't nobody get to
go deliver the toy?

Speaker 9 (01:17:27):
But you What is that?

Speaker 12 (01:17:29):
What's that all about? That we can't we can't sit
in the slate?

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
I love to take away Santa's big night.

Speaker 7 (01:17:42):
Hey, uh, you know what, we never get A whole
lot going on up here? Is just us? I mean,
can't we get a little magic seated Christmas office? You
know we got all these candy canes get cold?

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
That was comedy Roulette. You're need to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (01:18:04):
How do you drop hints to your family and your
significant other when it comes to the holiday gifts you want?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
You subtly drop the hints for gifts you want? Or
do you just come right out?

Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
Ain't no way I can make it through Christmas Christmas
without that suit.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
I mean, I just feel like I ought to have
that suit. I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
I don't know. Maybe y'all ought to together to figure
out how to get this suit. So I ain't gonna
be right without that suit. If I don't have what
suit is because of you? Because if I bring the
suit I'm thinking you're talking about, it might not be
what you want.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
You wanted to be specific, Yeah, you want.

Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
To health suit?

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
What does he want?

Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
Did he say? Elf? I swear he's finna get a
Christmas cussing up in here? Did he just come me
to elf?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
I didn't call you a elf. I just when you
said you can't live without that suit, I went with
about parents, Let's get that ELF suit clean.

Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
They need to get to work. Damn sure, ain't gonna
get Santa Claus suits. Love the Times suit. How about
that Alleuid, that Louid the town suit, that great one. Yeah,
that great one.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Well, they don't make They don't make that in your side.
They make it in my side. I stopped.

Speaker 7 (01:19:17):
That was wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
What what size you think they come here? I went
got forty two? Oh, that's sample size, that's what that's
forty two. Uh record, it's sample size. That's the same
thing that fit the mannecu in the dummy in the winter.

Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
Yeah, that's what they make. Holl it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
The models wear the same size, so side mabels wear
forty two long forty eight real all right, romance size.

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Speaker 13 (01:20:23):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather golf all day by yourself? Or would
you rather watch a romantic movie with your wife?

Speaker 10 (01:20:32):
Golfing?

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
I'm sorry whole day?

Speaker 12 (01:20:35):
How far is that to the pen?

Speaker 10 (01:20:38):
Because I'm out there. I won't even play that much.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Wow, consensus, everybody's going golfing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Let her watch a movie.

Speaker 16 (01:20:48):
Okay, Wow, you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Know I guess you didn't hear I said romantic movie.

Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
Yeah, I'm not going to sit there.

Speaker 10 (01:20:57):
Can't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
Ain't nobody got hold And he'll say the notebook over golf.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Out there and look at that car in that driveway,
and go upstairs and look at that jewelry in that bottle. Hold,
all right, feels a good movie?

Speaker 9 (01:21:16):
It?

Speaker 13 (01:21:17):
Would you rather sleep with the phone on the dresser?
Just come in your bedroom, put your phone on the dresser.
Or would you rather sleep with the phone by your bed?

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Which one? My phone is in?

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
My roll?

Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
Gotta get like this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Would you rather my phone is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
In That's not an option the dresser. It's on silent right, No.

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
White lady calling me talk about to dress up on
a night stand? All right?

Speaker 13 (01:22:09):
Would you rather start in a Christmas stage play? Or
would you rather cook an entire Christmas dinner?

Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
I'm starting? Yeah, I don't want either one. Not good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
But I'm gonna in that kitchen that I went in
that play because I don't know when I will be
in the same age play at Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
Baby.

Speaker 11 (01:22:28):
I was in a Christmas stage play. I played all
three wise men by my all three. We have enough
people in the day of play. I just keep going
back out with a new Hif I had to change
my robe, I got a quick change at the church.

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
I'm but your last one.

Speaker 13 (01:22:58):
Guys, Would you rather work as a bill collect or
a fast food drive through window worker?

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Which one?

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Oh, you're the one. I'm cussing people like you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
I won't in that window man.

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
Come on, I want to see the people.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Huh, what are you gonna say when they drive up?

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
My whole world is gonna be putting the roll stuff
in that baba. You ain't got nothing but condiments in
it ain't no fish sal.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 12 (01:23:31):
That's today's round with this mess.

Speaker 13 (01:23:35):
Would you rather coming up in forty nine minutes after
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Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 13 (01:24:45):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this Wednesday. And earlier we played around of
one has to Go and we had a couple leftover.
Steve one was oh and you and Tommy of course
got into it with one has to go with the
OJ's earth winding fire and the temptation.

Speaker 20 (01:25:04):
Tommy said that I said earth w find out him
out the family. He didn't done that about the time
out the family right now?

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Oh a damn game, yes, ma'am. There's certain things we
don't lie in this family.

Speaker 13 (01:25:24):
All right, All right, here we go, Uh Stanford and Son,
good times, Jefferson.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
One has to go. Oh, you can't do that, Jefferson, George,
you're taking George out?

Speaker 7 (01:25:38):
Good getting Sam for the son, right, yeah, but as
soon as we make some money, you get rid.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Of us by moving that up.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
No hesitation, good time, James.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Yeah, I have to go with the Jeffersons.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
I would yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Wow, So Tommy, which one.

Speaker 7 (01:25:59):
Did they're torn. I'm not getting rid of Red Fox,
that's for sure. He's definitely not okay.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
And so good time rid of Evans family?

Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
God?

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Is that what I'm here now?

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
I can't go to Chicago. And every answer you give is.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Which one?

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
Oh city? Good times?

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
He said, why would you give rid a good time?

Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
Here?

Speaker 12 (01:26:34):
Food?

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
I told you he ain't in the family and told.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
One hands to go, cat Man, may commodorees, the commodore.

Speaker 21 (01:26:53):
Gord Ma, Paul God, Charlie, already Beverly and Litel Richie.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
You can't keep bundon.

Speaker 12 (01:27:09):
They are not going so and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
What what did you say?

Speaker 7 (01:27:17):
It's gotta be made now?

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
You can't go to Phillis.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
It's gotta be Maney, You're stupid black.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
And you have what.

Speaker 7 (01:27:28):
You have stamn nephew for me and may Man.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
I don't know how I'm finished? Say is here? Sail
on down to maybe just a fool the stream, the comedy.

Speaker 7 (01:27:46):
Once twice, three times a lady.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
They got so many.

Speaker 7 (01:27:52):
Days we can let them.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
That's Linel Richie.

Speaker 12 (01:28:00):
Brick house, yeah, break.

Speaker 7 (01:28:02):
House Lee is what? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
One has to go?

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
Which one is it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:11):
Ye?

Speaker 16 (01:28:14):
Come on?

Speaker 9 (01:28:15):
You think.

Speaker 7 (01:28:22):
This is hard? He has not giving us one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Uh uh man, I have to.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Yeah, man, maids, you don't have to sing all the songs.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
We are.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
All right, we're moving on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
I let you have to let you come.

Speaker 12 (01:28:39):
We can't say it like you mean it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:44):
You're letting the comic dog go.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Wow, all right, come on, here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:28:51):
I can't let go.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
It means too much to all right, one has to
go new edition.

Speaker 7 (01:28:59):
Joe to see boys to Joys to me and.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
My audition Jouesy boys to men new addition.

Speaker 9 (01:29:14):
Did you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Hold ever.

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
New audition after they added Johnny what not? A't going?

Speaker 9 (01:29:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Damn well, okay, hold Joe hoo.

Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
New edition.

Speaker 10 (01:29:35):
Hold, man, it's gonna have to be boys to me
and jos can't go.

Speaker 7 (01:29:39):
Boys to men. Yeah, you're stupid, ball ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
You, Joas.

Speaker 7 (01:29:56):
Did you say to me? What did you say? Get
rid of the boys to me?

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
And I'm surprised your ass right now ain't having the
crisis right now.

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
I'm just surprised.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
I'm rewarded you because I know you little brother right there,
to throw my ass into a crisis right now. I'm
surprised you are seeing to be balling up right now.
I'll beat that last time. I like this game, man,
I take Joey's ass out of there so fast. You're audition?

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What boys to me?

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
And do you know?

Speaker 7 (01:30:35):
The hits boys to me? And God.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
The dream I'm going with y'all all. Tell y'all have
a nice day. We'll be back tomorrow. These two ignorant
ass people out for Chris One got to go Steve
Harvey Junior or timer and rather be the question tomorrow,
we'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
If we's I to go tomorrow, I'll.

Speaker 7 (01:30:54):
Tell you right now it ain't gonna be Z. We'll
be back to y'all have great guys.

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