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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all baby.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
All at all.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
So don't give them.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Back a million bus boz.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah listening to show.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
I don't joy.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, joy.

Speaker 7 (00:53):
They have.

Speaker 6 (00:59):
You gotta do that.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Turn love you. You gotta turning.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
To turn the mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
the water, the water up looking.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 8 (02:05):
You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey. I got a radio show,
just trying to give God some back, just some back
of what even gave me, just a portion, you know.
Just I'm just trying, man to to show some type

(02:26):
of gratitude for all his blessings. I'm just trying to, man,
just just get it right sometimes, you know what I mean.
I mean, man, you just can't do what you want
to do and just live wrong all the time. Man,
you gotta at one point in time, Steve, come home. Man,
come on, man, you could do better. I know you can,

(02:47):
you know saying, and you know what I had to do.
I had to stop saying. I'm gonna try to do better.
And I just had to say, hey, man, I'm going
to do better. You know, trying is just to put
forth in effing and if it don't work, well okay.
But if you make up in your mind that I'm
going to do something, then trying isn't enough. It's getting

(03:08):
it done is the only thing that matters. See, it's
the difference between doing and trying. We're gonna try to
win the game, or we're gonna go out here to
win the game. Now, trying to win the game means
that you could lose. But when you got in your
mind made up, most athletes will tell you that they
go out there with the full intent and purpose of
winning and winning only see they don't put the second

(03:30):
place finish on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Second place don't get you there. You you got to win.

Speaker 8 (03:37):
And now take it out of the scope of athletics,
but keep it in that type of analogy in life. Man,
you just want to you want to win in life,
don't you. I mean, at the end of the day,
don't you want to be on the cover of Sports
Illustrated of life?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Don't you want to be recognized for your hard work?

Speaker 8 (03:54):
Don't you want you know to be recognized within the
bonus structure down at your job. Don't you want to
have your plaque up on the wall down at your job?
I mean most people do. Some people could care less.
Some people don't care about looking good or being their best.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
And that's cool.

Speaker 8 (04:08):
But I ain't talking to them though. I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to those of you who want to be
the best you can be. You know, people kill me
when they getting mad at people and he Brown knows
and he all up on the employee of the month man,
the dude doing his job to the best of his ability,
and he getting recognized for it? What they got to
do with all that you're talking about? Because you ain't

(04:29):
up there. There's amazing, man, how people describe other people's success.
He's so lucky, lucky? Hey man, don't they kind of
get you a little bit when people call you lucky? Well,
let me tell you what luck really is, y'all. Lucky
is when hard work bumps up into opportunity. Some people
call that luck. But hold on, let's think about this.

(04:50):
If you wasn't working hard, an opportunity presented itself, what
would you call that? But see, when you've been working hard,
and opportunity presents itself and it bumps up in each other.
Now people want to call that luck, but hold up here,
got to park though to day, ain't paying no attention
to Yeah, that opportunity came by, But if you had
not been working hard and the hard work had not
ran up in the opportunity, what would you have? No, sir,

(05:12):
it's not luck, it's work. It is work because as
a scripture that said, faith without works is dead. But
my mama was a Sunday school teacher. She taught me enough.
Though Now I know different between right and wrong, just
like you do. You ain't got to you know. It
kills me when people write a strawberry letter?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Am I wrong for this?

Speaker 7 (05:32):
You know?

Speaker 9 (05:32):
Good?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well look at this? Read your letter? Are you wrong
for this? You know you're wrong?

Speaker 10 (05:37):
What?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
You don't need else to be telling me?

Speaker 9 (05:38):
You know?

Speaker 8 (05:38):
But I'm gonna do this anyway. Well else, hee, Go ahead, though,
do what you want to do. But you know what, y'all,
here's the best advice I can give you. And this
is what I really came to talk about this morning,
but I got sidetracked because I listened get out of
your own way? So many of us are blocking our
home blessings. We just in our own way. We are

(06:01):
in our own way. And one of the most dangerous
ways you can get in your way is to do
it your way, to get it figured your way, and
to lock in on your way. And this the way
it's got to go. Do you know how many people
are blocking their blessing? Do you know how long I
block mind? With that mindset right there? Look, because this

(06:24):
the way you do it, You think that makes it
the right way? You think jazz, cause you don the
thought on it long and hard, and that's what you
really want. Do you really think that your way is
the right way or could that be a better way?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
See?

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Until I started listening to God and started paying attention
to his way, man, I was spinning my wheels. Man,
I was out here so determined this how I was
gonna do it. But you know I had to learn
how to get out of my own way because just
because I could do it my way didn't mean it
was the right way. I had to get out of
my own way. Just get out your way, man, Now,

(07:02):
what what does that mean? That means, see, set your goals,
That means have your dreams I'm saying, set your goals. Man,
I ain't saying don't set goals.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Listen to me.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Set your goals. What is it you want to happen?
What is it you like to have, What is it
you like to be? What do you aspire to? Set
your goals and set your dreams. Now take your goals
and your dreams to God and ask God to show
you how. Man, you can save yourself a lot of pain.

(07:38):
Listen to somebody who did it his way for so long.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
And when I.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Finally got out of my way, out of my own way.
When you've heard old people say, let go and let God,
you've heard them say that I didn't. I didn't get it,
but I got it. Now let go and let God.
And it's amazing little saying. Though now you know you
may not get it now. It took me a bunch
of years to get it too. But when I took

(08:03):
my goals and my dreams and my vision to God
and I said, God, this is what I hope for,
this is what I aspired to, this is what I
want to be, this is why I would love to
get to.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Then I said, help me show me how. Point me
in the right direction. Let me.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Follow your footsteps, guide me, and give me a spirit
of discernment. Show me who wrong? Because I meet people
every day. Ain't up to no good with me every
single day. Oh man, man, I can't believe I wonunap
in to you. Man, the Lord told me something was
gonna happen to me today. Well, see, I talked to
him every day. He did not mention you to me.

(08:42):
He ain't said nothing to me. He didn't tell me
what was gonna happen in mine. Now I don't mean
it can't happen because I'm open to it. So really, man,
I'm proud, and please know I'm listening as well as
I've ever listened before. But get yourself together, though, see
know your goals and your dream and then let God
show you how to do it.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
He'll do it.

Speaker 9 (09:03):
You know.

Speaker 8 (09:03):
It's so important everybody, that you get focused, that you
aim for something, that you dream of something, that you
aspire to something. But it's the most the best thing
you can do. After you do all that, Man, get
God involved in it. Man, talk to him. I mean,
why would you not what you got to lose. You
ain't got to go down there and make no big
scene and run laps around the church and run up

(09:26):
there and throw yourself on the altar and scream and
flip over and throw money in the ad.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
You ain't got to do that.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
This you and God, man, This you and God. You
know you got to serve and praise him the way
you do it. You gotta let nobody else tell you
how it's done. It's a personal relationship. People kill me
if you don't do it this way. If you don't
come here to this church and you don't run around
in this circle and you don't get flipped in the an,
you don't, Hey, man, you better go have a relationship
with God.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
See what that's about, you understand? Or nobody throw you
off with all that? All right? All right, y'all talk
to him. He love to hear from you. Today.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Morning show.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Once two one, two three. I got it? Eh, what
is I got it? Anything you want? I got it,
get record, I got it, made it up myself. I

(10:24):
got it. You know what I'm talking about? Got it?
Said with me with you, I got it. Black people
know they got it. Yeap. Have you ever been to
a lounge and you.

Speaker 8 (10:43):
Yeah, because it ain't a good song and you want
the people that's doing it to stop.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
But they done wrote it and they think it's hot
and they just doing it.

Speaker 11 (10:53):
Like been to a like like a holiday inn lounge, John,
you know the hotel.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Lounges are done. You do know that. Oh well that's
the last time I was. Yeah, and they don't have
the hotel.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
You're trying to tell me they don't have entertainment and
hotels no more.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
No, they don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
New York Man Park the park, the park, hotel.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Okay, small bars and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, you do know that. There's like I don't know
if I'm telling you, but I haven't seen a ramata
in a long time. Yeah, those are gone.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
The Howard.

Speaker 8 (11:45):
Howard is still around, and the Howard John No, no,
red roofs still around. Nights In is still around, days
In is still.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Around, Hotel six is still still around.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
So we done blew up and just ain't stayed there.
Is that what happened?

Speaker 10 (12:05):
No?

Speaker 9 (12:05):
No, no, no, you.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
No, no, don't say we see the other two dudes
know about these places. You're the one that's news to them.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Okay, did you ever stay at a hotel? When you
open the door, yes, you're right outside.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
You know there's no hell.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, I've done that. I've done that bad, Rue Louis.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
When you walked out the door and you you can
see your car, your car.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Poured in night's in.

Speaker 8 (12:37):
Red roof end if you can see your door from
the parking lot. My boys is going to the home
coming that Kent and uh, they was all talking about
where they're gonna stay. So everybody was saying, we're gonna
stay at the Hampton Inn. And I'm not familiar with
that at Kent because it wasn't wrong when I was there.
So were all talking. They say, look, thank you or

(12:57):
calm man, think if you ain't working you might could come.
And I got quiet. They said what's wrong? I said, hey, man,
let me ask y'all. Y'all staying at a halfternoon? Yeah,
I said, let me ask you.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
So can I see my dough from the parking lot?
They fell out last?

Speaker 8 (13:18):
They said, yeah, dog, you can see it from now.
I say, dog, I can't stay there. I ain't gonna
get no sleep. Dog, They're gonna be at my door
all night long. I said, no, I can't do it.

Speaker 10 (13:29):
Rug.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Well, you can hear the ice machine. Now we've stayed
in those rooms.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we'll hear from a nephew. Is he runs that prank
back right after this you're listening morning show, and it's
time now for the nephew to run that prank back.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
What you got for his nep I got that Media
Ministry shirt. And now we ain't talking about the usherboard.
We ain't talking about the kwan. This is the media
ministry and they need they need pranking too. I prank
them all. Yeah, everybody at the church. I didn't I
didn't hear everybody.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
It ain't one.

Speaker 9 (14:08):
I ain't missed the pastor. Yeah one want one. They
want to be pastor. I hadn't done them.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
My office.

Speaker 9 (14:13):
This right here is Media Ministry cat Dog. Give you
hold Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Dre.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Andre.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Yeah, this is Andre.

Speaker 9 (14:24):
Hey, Dre. You the person that runs the media at
the church. You over the sound system and everything and
all the the screens and all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
Yeah, yeah, I worked with the church.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Okay, how long you been at the church, man.

Speaker 10 (14:37):
I've probably been at the church for like five years now,
about five years.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay, okay, listen. My name Doug Man. Doug newsom and
I haven't.

Speaker 9 (14:44):
I haven't joined the church yet, but I've been coming
because my cousin, you know, my uh, my cousin them
go there. They've been going there for quite a bit.
My cousin I got. I got one cousin that's in
the choir, LaTrece. You know who Latrese is, right.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
Yeah, yeah, I I know the tree. You ain't a
member of the church yet.

Speaker 9 (15:03):
No, No, I'm not a member of the church yet,
but you know, I've been in there. You know, I'm
liking the service and everything, so you know, it's just
a matter of time, you know. Uh uh when I
feel like I'm ready to actually join. But I ain't
gonna lie.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Man.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
I'm calling you because I got a bit of an
issue about, uh about something I've been noticing for the
last three weeks that's been going on in the church,
and I wanted to uh, you know, I had to
ask around who was over the media, Uh, ministry, Yeah,
that's that's you. Okay, So, uh, man, I don't know
what's happening. Uh, And I ain't gonna lie. I gotta

(15:37):
be real with you. It pissed me off, but uh,
for the last three weeks you know, Uh, when my
cousin get ready to sing. You know, I don't know
why when she get up to sing that the mic
just go out, you know what I mean, The mic
just go completely out when she getting ready to sing.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
And I'm like, what this don't make no sense, you know.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
So man, it's not like I'm timing it.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (15:59):
I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church.
You know, we just got to work for what we got.

Speaker 10 (16:04):
I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there trying to
single out your cousin. Sometimes the MIC's get a glitch, man.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
But see, but see that's see that's my problem though.

Speaker 9 (16:11):
The problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single
time my cousin get the mic. You know, that's the
problem I'm having. Like, okay, so every time Latrice get
up there, the same then you know, the mic go out.
I didn't came three weeks straight. I ain't hear my
cousins saying nothing yet. So I'm calling you brouh on
you know, on some real man the man stuff, Just
letting you know, brouh I'm coming to church again this Sunday.

(16:34):
I'm coming if Latrice might go out again, somebody gonna get.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
You're gonna bring that into your church. I told you, man,
it's just the glitch. Ain't nothing I could do about it.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
Okay, what I'm saying though, Bro, what I'm saying is
just right here though, and I'm being as real as
I can. Which if if Latrice might go out on Sunday,
immediately after that service is over with somebody getting I
don't know why.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
You calling threatening the member of the church.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Man.

Speaker 7 (17:01):
Like I said, I ain't got nothing to do with it.

Speaker 10 (17:03):
I try to keep everything running cool, you know, I
try to keep it running smooth. I can't tell you
when a glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man, it's
holy quitmen. I'd love for you to be a member
of the church.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
With us, but I can't. I mean, why you calling
up here threatening me?

Speaker 9 (17:17):
Hey, bro, because because I came up there three times?
Three times I came up there to see my cousin saying.
You know, my cousin is saying. Since we was kids,
we all love to hear hers saying. We love her voice,
you know, we you know, we grew up listening to
Latree saying, so what I'm saying, I'm gonna say this here,
though I say it twice already.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
I'm coming up there Sunday if Latrees might go.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
Out, bro let me just cut you off real quick.
Ain't no way that you're gonna come up here and whoop.
Nobody's man, that just ain't gonna happen. Like I told you,
it's a glitch.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
But you ain't coming up to the church talking all
this and then' gonnahoop somebody's ass.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (17:52):
So I see where we at now, So so let
me just going on directed this way. So let me
say this, from Doug to Andre, from me to you,
I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday, if Latrice
might go out, not know somebody, I'm whooping, yo, Drake,
I'm whooping yo, if the damn might go.

Speaker 10 (18:13):
Okay, First off, I ain't nobody whooping my especially no
punk dude named Doug. He ain't gonna come to the
church whoop. That's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Okay, what what what makes you think you can't get
your ass whooped?

Speaker 7 (18:24):
And dra what makes me you over here threatening somebody
over here with the media. You want to come test
these hands and come test the hands man.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
You know what, matter of fact, when y'all next rehearsal,
I can just come on over that in come on over.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
There, man, Why don't you come over right now? I'm
over at the church right now.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Oh so you're at the church right now.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
I'm at the church rying now right now. If you
want to catch this parking lot school, you're gonna need
the church after you don't get this, Okay.

Speaker 9 (18:49):
Hey boy, tell DJ then we're finna go to the
church down No, no, tell them we're goin to roll
up there to this damn church. Okay, come on, call
all up, Call all up. Now you're finna get yours
whooped out so you don't put it up on the
wrong on one. Now you're to pushtuff on the wrong one.
So all this littos you cool. You're finna have eight
dudes right.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
Now talking on this.

Speaker 10 (19:08):
So Dougie, you could bring Johnny, you could bring Billy,
you can bring whoever you want.

Speaker 7 (19:13):
But it ain't gonna.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Happen, Okay, okay, cool in real.

Speaker 10 (19:16):
Talk, doug you done call me talking to all this book.
How you're about to come up here and woo my
and now you need like seven eight other guys back
in the day. We should just handle this one on one.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
And now you're wanna come up here talking all that shit.
You're gonna bring it because and you've gotten your house.
If you want to do this, man, come up here,
Let's do it one on one.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh oh oh oh oh you scared or something.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
Ain't nobody scared, but you're talking that you whooping mine?

Speaker 10 (19:40):
Now you want to bring up every disciple you know?

Speaker 7 (19:43):
Man, you don't what brings whoever you want. Just don't
bring nobody you want back because I put you all down.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna tell you this here.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
I'm gonna bring Tommy with me, and Tommy gonna be
the one is gonna act a damn.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Fool with you. I'm telling you that right now.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Who is Tommy?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
So you don't know Tommy?

Speaker 7 (19:58):
Nah, I don't know Tommy.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (20:05):
Are you kidding this number?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Hey man, LaTrece got me the prank phone call.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
You might.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
In fact, the whole choir is in on this and
they know that I am pranking you. Drake man.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
Now you got me, Donna turn it up. On the radio. Man,
Now I gotta go ask and forgiven that smack I
don't talk Now comes Sunday. I'm turning everybody's mic off.

Speaker 9 (20:29):
Okay, man, I got to ask you this, drake, what
is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio show
in delay?

Speaker 7 (20:35):
You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And you're
telling me if I could turn your mic off.

Speaker 10 (20:39):
I turn that.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
You can thank me later. I'll be back on another hour.
It's some more.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Welcome stupid to thank you of. Coming up next. It
is ask the Colo. Our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
is in the building and he's waiting. You're listening Steve
Morning Show time. Now forere ask the CLO. Listen if
you need advice from the CLO or the Cloe, as

(21:07):
Tommy calls him, the chief Love Officer. Yeah, submit your
questions to Steve Harvey FM dot com. Steve Harvey in
the building. Are you ready, sir? Stay all right? This
one is from Kendrick in Atlanta. No, not Kendrick lamar Well.
Kendrick says, I've been in a great relationship for three

(21:29):
years with my girl. She's got a great body, mind
and spirit. And we have great sex life. We have
a great sex life. Her twenty six year old daughter
is the spitting image of her, but a lot more freaky.
I've never seen anything like it, and she got me
caught up in a situation that I want to stop,
but I can't. We've been having wild and crazy sex

(21:52):
in her mama's house whenever we can. It was fun
at first, but it's exhausting now and I don't want
to get caught. I had a talk with the daughter
and it ended up in an oral exchange. Needed to
avoid her altogether. What can I do?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Great? And then you do?

Speaker 9 (22:14):
Dog?

Speaker 8 (22:14):
This old will figure. If you don't end this immediately,
it's gonna come to the light. It's probably gonna come
to the light anyway. Somebody gonna.

Speaker 9 (22:23):
Know this.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
This This is a no win.

Speaker 8 (22:27):
Situation, sir, especially if you're crazy about the mama. But
if you was crazy about the mama, you would be
doing it with her daughter. So and do it all
the way out, you know, just do it, Yeah, go
go ahead, follow Tommy's dumb ass advice and just going.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
To ride it all the way out and then pay
it literally, ride it sexual way out of it, you know,
or sexual way further and somebody gonna end up pregnant.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh I hope not for mama. Okay Kendall and omaha,
uh wow, omaha, that's the first can. Jill says, I'm
twenty five years old and I think my best friend
may be a racist. We've been friends since seventh grade
and we are roommates. Her twenty seven year old brother
is so fine and he's always been flirting with me,

(23:13):
So we finally hooked up. The sex was amazing, and
he told me I should break the news to his sister.
I told her that her brother and I hooked up.
She told me there's just no way her brother would
date me, and he could do much better. She stopped
talking to me after that. Is she grossed out because

(23:33):
I hooked up with her brother or is she mad
because I'm black and he's white?

Speaker 7 (23:38):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Both of them.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
Either way, she don't think much of you. She said,
he could do better. Now you can relate that to
your color or your character as a person.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (23:51):
Either way, it's the same if a person don't like
you to character your person, or don't like you because
of color of your skin.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Either way, she threw with you because you just slept
with her brother roommates. You know she threw with you.
She don't see you as right for her brother. Is
she a racist? Possible?

Speaker 8 (24:07):
Very possible. But you know she don't want you with
a brother regardless. Now you can also look at it
like this. Most women who have a brother don't thank
nobody good enough for their brother, really, right, right, they
get real protected.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
So it could be just that, you know, and so
now you know he say break the news to a
gold and teller. You told her? Yeah, Now you find
out how she feel about you. Now does that stop
you from seeing him? That's up to you. Might run
into something else when you go over there and tell
her daddy.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
That though, and their roommates, Steve, don't forget that part.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
If she is racist, she didn't get it by herself. Hello,
see you at the dinner Sunday. Guess who's coming to dinner?

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Right? All right?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Chief Love Officer, Moving on, Jad's don't wear not on
your head?

Speaker 9 (25:03):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Don't don't go in the house with nothing on your head.
What do you mean, like what re ignhing like that?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
You know?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh yeah, right after dinner you're dead.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I didn't happen, all right, We're moving me real you
you help?

Speaker 7 (25:25):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
J D is an iHeartRadio app listener. J D says,
back in August of twenty fifteen, I met a young
lady on a dating app. After going to dinner and
hitting it off, she asked me how I felt about children.
In turn, she told me she was four months pregnant.
I didn't care, and we dated for almost two years.
I helped her take care of the child that I

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have no biological ties to. The first chance she got,
she went right back to her child's father. It's been
years and I would still take her back if she
came back to me. I dreamed of marrying her and
having a family. I feel used and confused. How did
I mess this up? Where did I go wrong?

Speaker 8 (26:08):
She did what she wanted to do. This ain't your fault.
You can't blame yourself for this woman going back to
her ex and all like this here. You can't blame
yourself for that. It's just like women who always want
to find something wrong with them when they do go
off and do something stupid.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
It ain't your fault.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
She did this.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
This ain't you you, And don't take her.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
Back because she can have another episode just going about
your business man. You can meet anybody, have family with.
That's what you want, not just anybody. You can find
somebody to treat you right, love you and all this
and let her go.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Man advice, that's the best advice you could give her.

Speaker 8 (26:45):
That the hell of a conversation you had at four
months pregnant too, So yeah, I don't know how you
work your way through that.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
But oh wow, And he was a baby's father for
two years, not no more? All right, well, why why
do we have a little time less? It was the
baby's daddy for two years? Yeah, yeah, he's not five?
Ye all right, Well while we have a little more time, Steve,
if you and Junior want.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
To get back into your music, jun name named the
coldest artist you can and our topic.

Speaker 12 (27:19):
You already know, I'm going Jones.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Why why would you ask Way the Fire? That's a
band right now? Yeah, that's a whole what we was too.
That was your best group. That's my group. You gotta
know we had Tony Tony Tony. Yeah, Common Doors.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Shut that down.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
You know I was playing with you. Come on, come on,
all right, uh let me go Kidred Family, So I
love it.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
That ain't even the same all right. Look that is
you're listening morning show.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
This is when you realize you're not good at cheating,
and it's when you get caught. As soon as you
get caught. I'm not always well. I wasn't good at
at it this time. I've never been good at it.
But just this one time, I'm at my place. You know,
got my little place is all.

Speaker 7 (28:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
I've got fake for all on the couch and everything,
got my little got, my.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Little pictures on the wall, my seat, my albums, you know,
the album got the albums on the wall.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Man, I'm sitting there chit chatting.

Speaker 9 (28:31):
You know.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
We we listen some loofer. Loofer, We listen some loofer.
All of a sudden, a brick comes through the window.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Right, God.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Right, like this is normal with.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
It didn't have a note on it, so I had
no hood. It didn't have normal Somebody throw a brick
through your windows and on it. And it was a
nice side brick, right, not a rock. I didn't say
a rock.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
It was a brick. I'm gonna tell you. Nothing changes
the mood in a room like a brick coming through
your window.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Was sexty for albums and all that forget all that right,
you hear outside, I still didn't know who was ray A.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
Last.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
You ain't gonna bot that on. You still hear the
rude number one?

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Never go outside, You never go outside, and it killed
not on it. You don't go outside. But it changed
the mood of inside. So I couldn't go outside, and
I had nothing inside because what was inside. No, I
wasn't naked and I wasn't naked, but what was inside left? Oh,
so she left because that changed the mood right there.

(29:56):
When you hit, when you hit, when you see a brick,
and then you don't outside.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
But when you southbrog you had no idea.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Through the break, but the move was changed. So that
was that's my confession.

Speaker 13 (30:12):
Yeah, I might We're gonna tell you all this, Jesus.
Something happen back in college, and I lied to the fellas.
You know how you your boy got a girl and
then she got the friend, and then you know they
want you to talk to the friend. Well she she
wasn't attractive at all. Now I told him I didn't

(30:33):
do nothing with the girl, and I did, and I
actually did.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
I we did.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I did it.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I took one for the league not to tell, took
for the league.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Telling you.

Speaker 13 (30:44):
It was the most craziest thing because she had this
thing was she just kept looking at me like say something,
give me some encouragement.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
How am I doing?

Speaker 13 (30:54):
Just keep looking at me, no eyes wide open and
his breathing in this room just like I think, and
my part like, man, did you do that?

Speaker 12 (31:03):
I ain't do nothing.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I want about it to know you did it? But
I did it.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I did told you know she I know she was
speaking she hit but dog, it was like.

Speaker 12 (31:11):
She kept breathing that.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I said, say something, looking at me.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
The whole time.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Man, Yeah, she told every I was just.

Speaker 10 (31:26):
A z man.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I did it, dog Man, I did mine. Ain't that
bad man? I was young man. I talk about twenty
two and so I started dating this girl that worked
at Ford h bad mom, sad, bad money. I didn't think, so.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
You didn't care.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
I probably about twenty one one. So I finally took
a long time, got her to go out to dinner
with you. Went to this restaurant up on Northfield by
the horse track called brown Derby. So we walk into
brown Derby. I got my little pr Cardine suit on everything.

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We sit down at the table. I'm sitting there there
a big thick knot. I'm a little fro and everything.
You know how you feel somebody standing yea. And it
was kind of dimly lit in there. So when my
eyes adjusted, I look and.

Speaker 14 (32:33):
The other girl I'm dating is in there with her mama,
and she just staring at me.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Look at you.

Speaker 8 (32:47):
I'm talking about man on side my head, her mama
back to me.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Now i'd have been over the house.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Man, was this your girl?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Thirty times.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
That you?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, that was your girlfriend.

Speaker 8 (33:08):
Yeah, she's staring at me. So I picked her out
through the look across through these little vase with the
flowers in it. You just thought I was in the
jungle somewhere. I looked around and made our contact. I
jerked my head so I wouldn't look at her no moment,
I said there.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Man, I didn't know what to do. Man, I'm young.
I'm trying to work this out right, So I said, man,
I gotta do something. So I got up. She looked
dead at me.

Speaker 8 (33:38):
As soon as I got up and walked towards the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Here she come.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (33:44):
So when I got ready to make the left to
turn into the bathroom, I just kind of peeked back
to see if she was there with a mama. She
was halfway across the restaurant, so I ain't make the left,
went straight on out.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Now my car.

Speaker 8 (34:08):
I parked a long way from the rest because the
restaurant was crowded, so I'm on the other end. So
I walked out the restaurant and just walked to the
corner and cross the street.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
All out here, stay stay like I ain't here.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Get in here.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
You didn't here. I walked off. Now, guess what I did? Okay,
what did you think? I went back and get the car.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
He was home. You're listening Morning show time now for
a round of would you rather? All right, guys, here
we go. Would you rather work four day weeks or
work two months on and one month off? Hey, and
be thinking about that?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Oh no, oh no, I will two months own, one
month off.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Hell yeah, yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Your work week. I've been doing the four day weeks.
I better do that. That one month off, I'm gonna
forget I'm working. I got it. Yeah, two months own,
one month off, like that all day because you went
in Vegas for thirty days. All right?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Would you rather have another ten years with your partner
or one night stand with your celebrity crush. Ay, oh,
a lot of silence, just a.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Would you rather have another ten years with your partner
or would you rather have one night stand with your
celebrity crush?

Speaker 10 (35:59):
What?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Oh, you don't get your partner?

Speaker 9 (36:01):
No more?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Both of them?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah you cannot.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I'm taking the What the hell I'm gonna take a hell?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Why are you down? Upset about it?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Gone over here where I've been. Just tell Helen once again?

Speaker 8 (36:25):
Now you know the real shaka for you when you
discover Helle don't want you.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I sure wish I could arrange that she don't want
she don't want the one nice stand right? All the
ten years to you?

Speaker 4 (36:47):
All right? Would you rather be.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
In jail for five years or being a coma for
a decade? Jail for five or a coma for ten?

Speaker 2 (36:59):
No, I'm going do this jail. I'm gonna take the jail.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
Really hell, yeah, we get it. I'm gonna take that.
Come and give me some rest coma when you come out.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
That can you? And I can't tell you how poor
you like people?

Speaker 12 (37:16):
Just come here and visit me when I'm in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
You know what you're gonna wait? You know what you're
gonna look like a beard.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
How long will this beard be?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
No, you would rather go to jail.

Speaker 12 (37:32):
Jail.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I can't do that jail. There'll be in a coma
for ten. I'm laying up here.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
That ain't I done?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Missed everything? I'm hilarious in jail. Dog, I'll give me
some dog. I get some groups together in prison. And
what no meal with you?

Speaker 9 (37:54):
Now?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
All right, that's today's round of would you rather you're listening?
Hard Morning Show? All right, guys, it is time for
comedy roulette. Let's go, Jay Anthony, who Wow?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Give us three subjects. Put them on a wheel. Spin
the wheel, where the wheel stop? Because I'm a comedian,
Junior's comedian, Times comedian. Steve's a comedian. We can make
it funny. Watch this, do it?

Speaker 9 (38:19):
Do it?

Speaker 4 (38:20):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Things you might say to a bad cook, that's number one.
Number two. Things you say to people who look like
they lost a fight. Three things you say when you
want people to leave your house one and the last one.
Things you say to people that you don't want to
hang out with.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Okay, yeah, Spuna, chest I like the last.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I know you like that?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Jack Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Things you say to people who look like they lost
a fight. All right, let you get a cracking guy.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
You won the fight, dude, you got bite manch over
your body.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah, okay, here go on this stage.

Speaker 13 (39:11):
You say, when he says, somebody who looks like they
lost the bike, Hey, man, don't worry. Your girl gonna
get him. Don't worry about that. Your girls gonna warm
him up. Don't even worry about I see you trying though,
he he.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
He Hey, hey dog, did you h did you move
your ear to the back of your head? I mean,
are you trying to hear from behind? What things you
say when you when you.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
People who look like they lost the.

Speaker 9 (39:43):
Dog?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Don look at me where your eyebrown.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Dog?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Your eyebrown man? That's that's that ass whooping right there.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
You dude, you're not gonna fool me. A peak guy
is supposed to be pink. A black guy is black.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (40:15):
Then you say the people look like lost the fight.
Hey man, your son called me, he say, he gonna
stay with him.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
He man, you know I get it. Dog, Now listen,
listen on the rial.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
Though, if he wouldn't have had that stick, it would
have came out different. It really would have I see
what's happening. It was stick really called the old shot.
You understand, I got it, man, it was just stick man.

Speaker 8 (40:44):
the fight, No, man, I ain't going back up there
with you.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
That's right.

Speaker 11 (40:52):
No, I ain't going back up.

Speaker 9 (40:58):
There with you.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Man, that dude alone.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Did you say the people who look like they lost
the fight? I don't know how you tell you this,
but that little boy had skills, man, I'm serious.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Sorry, But.

Speaker 12 (41:19):
a fight?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Hey, man, did you know it was a fight? You
just taking the punches?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Did you know y'all was fighting? Didn't just say the
people that just lost the fight?

Speaker 10 (41:37):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Now, why you why you just standing there while he
was whooping on? Why?

Speaker 7 (41:44):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Was that a strategy?

Speaker 7 (41:45):
What was that?

Speaker 8 (41:46):
I didn't understand that for strategy. Things you say to
people who look like they lost the fight.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Chris said it was a tie.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Okay, clearly, stop I'm saying that you say to people
when you look like you love. But oh now you
want to cuss me out? Okay?

Speaker 13 (42:15):
Oh man, Hey Jay, I'm gonna stay right in that
same lane when they start raising their voice at you
because they lost the fire.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Where was all that vigor when he was whooping your hand.

Speaker 12 (42:30):
When he was finging?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
All right, Steve, come on, close it out. Things you
say to people who look like they lost a fight.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I love you, man, but the best thing I can
do I'm gonna pray. Once we get to pray, it's
you know him, hell he go home.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
You're listening morning show coming up by the top of
the hour. Guys, it's my strawberry letter for today. Uh.
The subject this is a good one. The subject is
my children's mama or my sugar mama. Okay, figure that

(43:15):
one out. Okay, but right now the nephew is in
the building with today's prank phone. Call what you got
for its nest?

Speaker 4 (43:25):
God, I'm gonna be sto.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
We know, welcome to the stupid you. Oh man, what
is it?

Speaker 7 (43:37):
Man?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Let me tell yourself.

Speaker 9 (43:38):
Man, if you got seat bell, put it on, you know,
if you if you I don't know, see what else
can you put all under the seat belt?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Seat bell?

Speaker 9 (43:45):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
If your kids got a car seat in the back,
you know, locked aaty and make this like all lady
in there. Okay, uncle Steve, this right here Raymond in
the closet me.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
All time, Raymond, greatest in them.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Frank, uh you gonna miss you kill alright, let's go
catch up.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
Hello, Hello, Hey, who the can you hear me here? Badly?
Hoo the this Raymond? Now speak up? I can't hear you.

Speaker 9 (44:27):
Who this is?

Speaker 12 (44:28):
Raymond?

Speaker 6 (44:29):
Matt speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this?

Speaker 12 (44:31):
Raymond? Raymond? Raymond for Ronde is my sister brother?

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Yes, what's up? What's up?

Speaker 8 (44:41):
Man?

Speaker 6 (44:41):
What's up?

Speaker 12 (44:42):
Somebody be broken the house? They in the house right now.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
I'm in the hold on, holdo, holdo, man, damn, I
badly can hear what you're saying. Somebody know what?

Speaker 12 (44:51):
Somebody be broken the house?

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Why they hear you whispering?

Speaker 12 (44:55):
Because they in the house right now.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
I'm a minute, wait a minute. You're saying something and
have broken the house and they still in there.

Speaker 12 (45:02):
Somebody I'm broke in the house. I'm in the house.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Now, hold on, wait a minute. You saying somebody that
broken to your damn house and they still in there? Yes,
what are you doing? Seeing nothing there? Why you ain't
calling the police.

Speaker 12 (45:15):
I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
trying to get somebody to hold on, hold on, I
don't know what to do.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Now you're saying, somebody in the house, in your damn house,
white now.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
All this stuff?

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Okay? Where you live at? Where you live at?

Speaker 12 (45:35):
I'm on thirty sixth street.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
Because I'm at thirty two and a half, you know what?
Hold on, I'm for the call lost now wait wait, wait,
wait wait man, you.

Speaker 9 (45:43):
Know what what?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Wait a minute, don't go to please you send your in.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
The house somebody to kill you and you're talking about
you don't want them arrested.

Speaker 12 (45:53):
We got some illegal stuff in the house. Don't call nobody.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
Don't wait a minute? Wait wait now you saying hold on,
you saying don't call the damn law.

Speaker 12 (46:03):
You have some in the house because we got it.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
In the house.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
Do it?

Speaker 6 (46:12):
Man?

Speaker 9 (46:12):
What man?

Speaker 7 (46:16):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (46:17):
This is bad? Don you know what? You're seeing? Your
something there that's problem while they're in the house. Now,
you just set your something in the house. Got you
in there and there that's I guarantee you that what
you what you got in there?

Speaker 8 (46:37):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Man, let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you
the best thing to do. Even though the people in
your house right now, you need to jump let me
call it. Man, you need to let me call the
damn law. I'm gonna tell you right now you can
get doing my dead.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Don't do that.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
I'm gonna put you know what, man, you don't come,
you'll stay down now. I'm gonna tell you that I
get called a law. I got called a law. Hold on,
I give my wife to call right now.

Speaker 12 (47:00):
Don't call him.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Please don't call him because there's too much illiquis done done.

Speaker 6 (47:12):
Man. But I'm gonna tell you something. Man, honestly, I
can't do it. Thinkin't for to go down there. No,
I'm gonna tell you something I could this fools and
the contending me. Don't even call the damn last. You
know what, Man, looking here, doc, I want to be
honest with you. I ain't gonna go down there. I'm
gonna tell you right down now, you know what. The
first thing I'm gonna tell you now now, I ain't
gonna take my down there. First of all, they may
be tapping my damn line, and I ain't got to

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do with this. You're gonna get.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
It.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
I get called now one one. They just look and
call because you know what, you're gonna get kid down
there and they don't know who you are. You know what,
I ain't gonna tell on the phone with your so
they can find out.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Please, you know what, knowing dying.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
I ain't getting in that man. You must good dad,
for I ain't forna get it that one. I'm gonna
tell you what you can do. Doc. I called a
law I for they have my wife right now. You
know what. You may not like it now, but you
appreciate me later, because you know when you for get
your month head Wait.

Speaker 12 (48:07):
A minute, just west, but I think they outside.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
I think, man, you know this is come crazy. God,
you just set your up. I'm gonna tell your for
one't up talking about my calling damn law, damn fool.
You gotta keep your mon has in that closet. I'm
gonna tell you right now you're a damn fool. You

(48:32):
walk out because i'mnna tell you not. They sure gonna
kill your stupid man. You know what, I ain't gonna
lie to you.

Speaker 9 (48:37):
Man.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
The only thing I can tell your damn I'm called
a law. You finna go down, and I'm gonna tell
you not. I ain't going down with I don't know
why you really gonna call me unless you want some help,
because I'm gonna tell you right now. I ain't to
jump down myself. No, my damn family over your I
need the only thing I could do. I can help
you out in one way. I can call the law now.
My wife's gotta sell phone.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
What you want me to do?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Well you get me?

Speaker 6 (48:57):
You must be a damn food. I'm not. I ain't
going down, but I ain't going you know what.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
Man?

Speaker 6 (49:03):
Look look I can't get it in that and my
wife and not the counter police. I'm gona kill you
right now. They could have come.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Can you can you hear me?

Speaker 6 (49:12):
I can hear you? Sh your damn mouth shut up?

Speaker 8 (49:16):
Shut him?

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Can you shut your damn mouth right now?

Speaker 10 (49:20):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Shut out?

Speaker 9 (49:22):
I don't know when.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
That's why they don't shoot the sh don't peek out
that damn dop.

Speaker 12 (49:28):
Can I say something?

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Man, you need to shut your damn mouse.

Speaker 12 (49:32):
This his nephew Timond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You know what you just got pranked by?

Speaker 9 (49:38):
Man?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Y'all?

Speaker 7 (49:38):
Win?

Speaker 10 (49:39):
Dare you?

Speaker 9 (49:42):
God?

Speaker 7 (49:42):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (49:42):
Why y'all some dirty.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
I do?

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Damn well? Man, No, you just got.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Branked by your boy wind.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
Damn man, I'm sweating like, hey, sit up in this
damn house with drawns oold man, and you set up here.
I want to play with the man. Look at here, boy,
I'm sweating like here.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Why are you sweating?

Speaker 6 (50:09):
He was finna die because I damn sure no one
should come down to the house. That's for shure.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
I know you weren't coming to that. I heard it
in your voice. I say, okay, you know what. He
ain't coming to get me.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Man.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
I'm sitt up here right now, man, I might need
to take off some word. Boy up in here.

Speaker 9 (50:26):
Hey, let me ask you something, man, what is the
baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with
that other that and nephew Tommy with his crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Are you talking about? Brother?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
That's so black?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Women women women?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Where yeah?

Speaker 8 (50:56):
Man, you lie, shut your damn out, shut you gonna
You're gonna get your work.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Ask what you want me to do. I'm calling law,
but that's all I do. I ain't coming down there.
I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to
do with this here I'm calling law. What you want
me to do? What ll for render? What you want

(51:28):
me to do?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I know how you come up with them? Tell me,
I really don't left side.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Surely, let me explain something to you. A lot of
people use the right side of their brain.

Speaker 9 (51:36):
I use the majority of the time, okay, And that's
where all the creative stuff is.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
It's on the left.

Speaker 9 (51:43):
And a lot of people don't know that. A lot
of people don't know how to go there and use
that side. Some people are just stuck on the right,
and you know, just happen to be blessed like that.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Well, thank you for breaking that down in your brain
to the left. Okay, it's Tommy everything he does in
his brain to the Left's.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
All right, thank you, left brained people. Coming up next
the Strawberry Letter, My Children's Mama or my sugar Mama.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy
Morning Show time now, guys for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.
If you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

(52:29):
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Speaker 2 (52:43):
Muggle up and hold on tight. We got it for
you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
All right, Thank you, nephew. Subject to my children's Mama
or my sugar Mama, Dear Stephen Shirley. I love my
wife very much, and she is the mother of my children.
But I have another woman. My wife is very beautiful
and smart, but she doesn't submit to me like my
mistress does. My wife wants me to beat a man

(53:09):
of the house all of the time, and when I
ask her for help on certain things, she huffs and puffs.
I just want a partnership with her and raise our
children together. My other woman is older and loves catering
to me like she is my personal assistant. It's so
good with this older woman. I'm starting to wonder if

(53:30):
I'm falling in love with her or if I'm just
in love with all of the attention. I told my
mistress that I am not leaving my wife, and she
doesn't seem to care. My wife had my phone looking
for our plumber's number, and she ran across the text
from my mistress. I told her she is one of
my real estate clients. My wife would never suspect anything,

(53:51):
and she doesn't question me. If she found out about
my mistress, I'm sure I could explain it so that
she wouldn't think it anything was going on, because this
lady isn't my type at all. I'm in it for
the way she's always making me feel. She makes me
a priority and treats me like a king. She buys

(54:11):
me expensive gifts, and she freely gives me money. I
love that she enjoys cognac and cigars with me and
has a passion for classic cars. She is the ideal
sugar mama. The sex is great and feels so natural
with her that I can't imagine why this woman is single.

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I'm not under any pressure to stop seeing this woman,
but I know it's wrong. I am happy at home
and I'm happy with my mistress, so I would have
a hard time choosing between the two. Should I make
a choice now or ride this out? Please help, Please
help with what? What do you want us to help with?
That's what I'm confused about here. You already know, you

(54:56):
already know. I mean, what do you want Steve and
I to do?

Speaker 2 (54:59):
At this point?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
You have all the answers. Morley, you know this is wrong.
You're married, you have children. Okay, you're cheating, You're lying,
You're using the sugar Mama because she gives you attention.
You're taking money from her. You know she smokes cigars
with you and all of that. You think you might
be in love with her. The sex is great. You're
critical of your wife because she doesn't submit to you

(55:24):
and because she wants you to be the man of
the house all the time. Hello, I don't understand that one.
But so this makes her a bad wife because those
are her requirements.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
All right.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
I think you, sir, I think you have a problem
because you just want women to to just to serve
you and cater to you. I mean, who are you
that you deserve that? What are you doing? But you
have a good wife, you say she was beautiful and smart,
you have children, but you're cheating on her. You don't
even deserve her, let alone a sugar mama, and you're

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you think you might have to decide between the two.
If we tell you to leave the sugar Mama alone,
you're not gonna do it, because what the sex is great,
and she does all these wonderful things to you. You
don't really want anything from us unless you want us
to tell you to stay stay in it, because you're
happy with both of them. You don't want an answer

(56:20):
from us. I mean, really, you're just wasting our time
right now. Seriously, you are, Steve, you know what?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Surely everything you said is spot on.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
I mean, you know, dude, really, did you write us
just so you could brag about your situation? You just
want to tell it to somebody because obviously, man, this
is something you can't keep to yourself because where in
here did you ask for help?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Right?

Speaker 8 (56:45):
Where in here do you even see a problem? See,
all you did was send us a letter that to
justify what you doing, and it don't add up. Dog,
damn man.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
It's dudes like you.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Man.

Speaker 8 (57:02):
See, bro, I don't know what you thought I was
supposed to say to you, But it's dudes like you
to make it hard for other dudes. Man that's trying
to do right or out there just trying to trying
to get it together.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
My wife is very beautiful, she's the mother your children.

Speaker 8 (57:17):
But I got another woman, okay, right here now, you
starting to women are starting to develop a hate for you.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
But let me show you where you made show. They
hate you.

Speaker 8 (57:27):
My wife is very beautiful and smart, but she doesn't
submit to me like my mistress does. Right there. They
hate your ass.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Every woman listening to this hates your ass right now.

Speaker 8 (57:39):
To hell you me, dog, She's very beautiful and smart,
but she don't submit to me. Yeah, dog, every woman,
you just lose you someone, You stupid man. My wife
wants me to be the man in the house all
the time. Well, what you want some days off?

Speaker 11 (57:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (57:59):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (58:00):
You?

Speaker 8 (58:01):
You don't get days off from this hell this thing
called manhood. Man, you got to wear it. It's yours now.
If you don't want to be the man house all
that damn time? How many days off you need? Because
she got to be the wife and the mother. She
don't get no days.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Off from them.

Speaker 8 (58:17):
Oh man, come on, dude, right here. And when I
ask her for help on certain things she huffs and puffs.
I just want to partnership with her and raise our
children together. And what marriage is though. You gotta figure
some stuff out. You you got to sit down and talk.
You gotta listen. You gotta hear some stuff you don't
want to hear. You gotta let some stuff go. You
don't want to let go of That's what marriage really is.

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My other woman is old and loves catering to me
like she's my personal assistant. What do you got mailed
on a bride? Why did you send for? And she
showed up in a box like she's my personal assistant.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Dog?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Hold it right there, Steve, I know you should have called.

Speaker 8 (58:58):
Temp service and marriage somebody down now.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hours. Today's subject my children's
mama or my sugar mama. We'll be back with more
right after this. You're listening Morning show? All right, Steve,
come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. This crazy letter
subject my children's mama or my sugar mama?

Speaker 8 (59:26):
This food and wrote in you know, just this letter
stupid from time is start off? Man, I love my
wife very much, she's the mother of my children. But
I have another woman that hate for you begin right
here by all the women listening to this letter, then
you seal the deal. My wife is very beautiful and small,

(59:47):
but she don't submit to me like my mistress done.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Still, that did it?

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Right there. See, brother, let me explain something to you.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
Nothing you write in this letter after this can tell
you out of this situation you just created. In paragraph one,
I'm telling you Pardner see fellas out, and I want
fellas to listen to this man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
This is my father taught me something.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
He said, Son, listen to me when a fool is talking,
stay there and listen carefully. I said, Daddy, why should
I listen to somebody that's dopid? He says, son, listen
to me. Don't walk away, because what you gonna learn
is what not to do and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
What not to say.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
Just stay there and listen. He a fool can teach
you a lesson. So a fool wrote this letter. Every
time I ask her something, she huff and puff. I
just want to partnership with her and raise our children together,
a partnership and raise your kid.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Doc. You have to talk to your wife. You have
to compromise.

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
You have to hear stuff. You have to listen to
stories you don't want to listen to. You have to
go places you don't want to go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Your faith while you're saying to the.

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
Dress room, you're gonna buy stuff you don't feel like
brin she's gonna money. Ain't gonna say nothing to you
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
I just all this has got to happen. That's what
marriage is.

Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
My other woman is older and loves catering to me
like she's my personal assistant. Now, if you thought they
hated you in paragraph one, the letter has now turned
into they want to join together and kill you. This

(01:01:25):
woman that is looking at she like you, steak ass.
It's so good with this older woman. I'm starting to
wonder if I'm falling in love with her or just
in the love all the attention. I told my mistress
I'm not leaving my wife, and she don't seem to care.
Now I know why that is so, and I'm gonna
show you. We're gonna come back to that. My wife

(01:01:46):
had your phone looking to her plumbers now, but she
ran across the tech from mistress. I told her she's
one of my real estate clients. My wife would never
suspect anything, and she doesn't question me. And she found
out about my mistress. I'm sure I could explain it
so that she wouldn't think anything was going on because.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
This lady isn't my type at all. Bam, right there,
that's the key to this whole thing. She's actually perfect
for you. You full of it, and she is too.
It's a match made in heaven.

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
But dog, let me tell you how much you into
this check because she makes you a priority and treat
you like a king.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
She buy me expensive gifts and she freely gives me money.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Who do this?

Speaker 12 (01:02:34):
Who do this?

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
Except somebody trying to hold on to somebody else. I listen,
give you an example of this. A buy Marjorie, expensit gifts,
freely give her money. You know why, because I'm trying

(01:02:58):
to keep her. No, not that ain't what it's really about,
you know, But you, dog, she trying to keep you.
I'm in love with my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
I'm man. I took some vials.

Speaker 8 (01:03:11):
I'm trying, trying. I'm trying. I'm trying to get to
the tape with this one. You sitting up in here, man,
acting like you like like like you just got options.
But she ain't your type though. But see that's why
every woman hates you. I love that she enjoys Kanyak

(01:03:32):
cigars with me and got a passion for classic Cause
what woman you listen to this a treasure troll.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
You found the greatest woman to ever leave?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Where is she?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
My god?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Cigars Kanyak classic call. Don't you tell me she likes ports?
Don't tell me she want to go to the fight.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Don't you tell me that she.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Don't give a damn if you don't brush your teeth,
comele dates. Don't just say it. Don't just say it
your wife. Itn make me cry. Wait a minute, she.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
Let you get in the bed whenout taking a shower.
Jesus boy, where did you find this woman? See doog?
She's the ideal sugar mama. The sex is great and
it feels so natural. I can't imagine why this woman

(01:04:44):
is single. I'll give you a couple of reasons why
she's single.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Number two.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
Number one, she's dating you. Number two. Most men don't
like women with cigar breath.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
True true.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Number three. I don't want a woman with all that
in common with me. I won't do something by myself.
I don't want my wife look sports.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
I won't watch.

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
Sports from my boys. I don't want my wife to
play golf. I won't hope all my damn self. Why
you ask a single she do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Too damn much?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
All right, Steve, thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Don Dade's no more with this ignorant ass letter.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
All right, post your comments on today Strawberry give a
damn what you do. It's Steve Harvey FM on Instagram
and Facebook. And don't forget to check out the Strawberry
Letter podcast on demand. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. How
often do you think about retirement? How do you plan
for it? Do you enjoy what you're doing so much

(01:05:48):
that you think you're going to go the distance and
never retire, Never gonna retire, never retire?

Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Wow, makeup, I'm not retiring at all, or I'm forty three.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
I gotta keep going.

Speaker 11 (01:06:09):
I got by appreciate the question.

Speaker 9 (01:06:11):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I got to keep working.

Speaker 13 (01:06:13):
None of my benefiting man so far from sixty five, I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Got at least twenty something for years.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Yeah, probably working.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
I'm beauty of what we do allows us to do
this longer than you know some people.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all that's great.

Speaker 8 (01:06:31):
Soon as I hit that magical number, y'all asked, and
never hear from me again.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
And that's a magical number for income.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
Not age.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
No no, no, If I get that money next week, go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
I've heard you say though, that you would I would
to do stand up I mean forever, because well.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
If I get that magical number, I'm gonna do one
more special.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Okay, so that's still working.

Speaker 8 (01:07:01):
Yeah no, no, that ain't working. Oh no, that's I'm
just gonna feel it myself. I ain't even gonna charge
you get in. I'm gonna just pack up a stadium.
And the name of the special was he said, what.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
One more time?

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
The name of the special is gonna be? He said, what.

Speaker 8 (01:07:30):
I'm talking about, dog, I'm talking about when I get
that money. I'm telling you it's gonna be despayed. You
think Dave should Pail said some stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
You just hold on. I'm gonna make das your pale blink.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
And say what did he say? What? Will there be
cursing special?

Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
If you get that message, I'm gonna try to find
somewhere to put regular words. My problem is I'm trying
to find some words I'll be using that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Can you know? Make it all makes sense?

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
We can follow along. But in the meantime, yeah, so okay,
so you guys retirement.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
I like what I'm doing that. I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
This is great that you didn't have.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
I get that four hundred million dollar lottery. I win
that that there's gonna be some changes right here, just
like this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Because it's a magical number.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
I'm coming in if I win four hundred million, I'm
coming in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
You're coming to work.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Just coming away, y'all. I'm not I'm not gonna be
here for the rest of the week, but I will
be in that day. I will be here.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Show right after you're listening Hard Morning Show. All right,
I have a question for you, guys. Please pay attention guys,
because it's a serious question.

Speaker 10 (01:09:07):
I want to know the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Answer to this from the guys. Is there such a
thing as cheating on your mistress with your mistress or
another mistress? Did you get it?

Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Is there such a thing as cheating on your mistress
with another mistress?

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Well, there's a story out of Texas Wow about a
police chief who just got caught cheating on his mistress
with another mistress. She exposed him on Facebook. After the
chief went on his work Facebook page and gave a
shout out to his wife because it was their anniversary,
he told his first mistress he had his marriage annulled. Then,

(01:09:53):
when she posted it, a second misterge mistress emerged saying
she thought he was divorced. Uh, is it cheating? If
you're cheating with your mistress?

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Here's what I think. Surely here is her right, and
I'm gonna give her rights.

Speaker 8 (01:10:17):
Yes see because listen, she's reporting it, because she's saying
in her mind, I'll be.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
The other woman. But I'm not gonna be the other
other woman. Okay, see that's what that is.

Speaker 8 (01:10:34):
I done already said. Okay, I'm gonna be number two.
But what I'm not finna be is three and four.
Now I'm letting you have his wife.

Speaker 9 (01:10:48):
But that's it.

Speaker 8 (01:10:48):
Now you can have his wife, you can took vials
and all that. I got that, But what you ain't
finna have is me and another one not doing this.

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
So then so then to answer the question he is
cheating on his mistress?

Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Uh, go ahead, Jay, oh lord, we hear this, and
Timmy might agree with me yelling this. He's gotta white
is yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I'm just saying you. I'm not saying you participation.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
And this is really a story. Yeah, this is believe,
this is real.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Go ahead, Yeah, you got a white. The first side
piece is number one. Your number two, and then the
other one is your number three. Because he gets a three.
It don't change your too, You still too, You haven't,
you haven't moved, You haven't. You didn't let you in

(01:11:49):
line like people are in line, the white one. Yeah,
let me break it down.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Not that's not how she's looking.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
But no, I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
I'm telling you how he's looking at it because he's
written out all his money.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
So his wife is one, she is two. You got three?
You still too, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
See but but but now, let me explain to you
what TOO was thinking. Too. Don't want no other people
in the line.

Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
Turned around and see nobody else waiting on the roller coaster.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
No on the hiring Steve.

Speaker 8 (01:12:34):
But she made the decision, that's all. But she wants
to just be a one woman company. Jim, I'm well
see the hold on, Hold on first, let me just
help you understand this. The reason she wants to keep

(01:12:55):
it a one woman company is the benefit package gonna
get spread out.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
To thee Okay, now, okay, okay, Tom to go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Come on, I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I don't have much.

Speaker 9 (01:13:09):
I mean, you got one and then you have basically
two A and two B. See they both for two.
It's just about what way you put your too. It's
two A and two B. Now the problem is the
problem I'm having him. You have never known about each other?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
No, ain't what they do? And k B no B.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
He was stupid to post it on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
And playing B in case your eight don't work. You're
not finn to have A A B B.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
That's right, I'm just playing.

Speaker 9 (01:13:42):
You better.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
All the help for everything you're listening Morning show. All right, guys,
So here's a fun question for you. What if someone
got your iPhone? What would they learn about you?

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Right there?

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Right there, right there my phone? Would they learn about you?
If they got your iPhone? The first thing they.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
I'm gonna have to stop working here. I'd have to stop.
I'd have to find another place to work.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Is that mad, Jason.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
I'd have to come to step and go, hey, man, look.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
They got my phone. They got my.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
And Steve will go I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:14:40):
If you get if you get in my cloud, I've
been trying to find my cloud. If you get in
my clouds, it's pretty much a wrap.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
I'm done. If you get in, your career is over.
Oh it's gonna rain that done.

Speaker 7 (01:14:54):
Tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
That cloud, they learn about you, but why.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
It's just a lot in that cloud.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
Well, and for me it's it's not so much other people,
it's some things I'm doing that Once they saw that,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
You know what I think? What I think?

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Get your friends.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
I had we come back. I ain't got enough time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
All right, we'll be back at thirty three minutes after
the hour right after this. You're listening morning show. All right.
So see before we left, we were talking about if
someone picked up your iPhone, what would they learn about you?
Would it embarrass you?

Speaker 8 (01:15:45):
You know, I think the most shocking thing about finding
my iPhone would be the context. I think people would go,
how did he know all these bishops and he as
much as he's got all that, No, it'd be embarrassed.

(01:16:08):
Art dish, I'm talking about dog, famous ministers, man rap
when I run into a situation, Man, dog, I got
rabbis in my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
I ain't even lie, man, I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
I got I got some big boys. Man, I got
I got, I got, I got, I got Islamic leaders
in my phone. Man, I got big pastors and Christians
I'm talking about. Listen to me, man, top level. I'm
talking people go wait a minute, you have whose number?

Speaker 10 (01:16:42):
Yah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Yah? Do they know you talk like this? Yeah? I
try not to let him here.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
But surely you do not curse in front of the
pastures I have.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
I have, I have.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
I've customed front of Bishop on TGJ for a lot
of times. He just laughed, Lord oh man, let me
tell you, Let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Here's the true story. Here's a true story.

Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
We were being Glenn Staples Church in the Baltimore area
and I was a speaker that day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
I didn't know that Bishop Jakes was a speaker on
the show. I didn't know.

Speaker 8 (01:17:23):
So I spoke, you know more nothing not no Christian message.
I just spoke, thanked him for having me. And Bishop
Jake was next. So I'm sitting there with the dude
that used to cut my hair, and Bishops started talking
and then he started preaching. We're sitting on stage, we're

(01:17:44):
in the pool pit now, and the dude next to me,
he taps me and he said, dog, is I'm crying?

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
I mean he said dog dog. No, that's what he said.
He's from Mississippi.

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
No, he didn't say that. No, he' fro Mississippi tears.
I mean his face was soaking wet. He tapped me,
I'm emotional.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
I turned around.

Speaker 8 (01:18:11):
I looked dead at him. He said, Dog, is I'm crying?
I said, yeah, you crying? He said, man, I can't stop.
Just the coldest dude I ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Man.

Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
And when Bishop Glenn State was Baltimore on stage, he said,
ladies and gentlemen, I introduced to you the greatest preacher
of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
You know you hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
But let me tell you something, man, I kid you.

Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
Not Mischel Tdjas is the greatest preacher I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
If you want to talk about preachers, this is that dude. Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
All right, Steve, we'll be back to do our last
break of the day, and of course you'll have some
closing remarks at forty nine minutes after. Right after this,
you're listening Morning Show. All right, Steve, Here we are
last break of the day. Time for your closing remarks.

Speaker 8 (01:19:07):
Surely sent me something and it got me to thinking,
I'm gonna share with you what she sent me, but
I'm going to paraphrase it so it's more of how
I talk, because sometimes I get a little stumbled up
and it doesn't sound like me if I try to
share directly with somebody with somebody sent me, So I
just want to talk to you about it. I want

(01:19:28):
to just talk to you about this life of abundance
that we are all qualified for. I want to talk
to you about the life of abundance that God really
wants all of us to enjoy. If you're a righteous person,
God will give you a life of abundance. I didn't
say if you were a save person, if you are

(01:19:51):
a member of this denomination.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
If you go to this church, if this is your pastor,
if this is your faith.

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
I'm telling you that God has a life of abundance
for you if you put your trust and your faith
in Him. I'm just telling you, and you have to
understand that God has equipped you to have this life

(01:20:22):
of abundance. All of you have a gift that was
given to you by God at birth. Everyone has one.
Now you may not know what it is, but you
have it. But because you've been so bent, so determined
to do something to please somebody else, your mother wants

(01:20:45):
you to go.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
To school and get a degree in this. Well.

Speaker 8 (01:20:48):
I told him I was gonna come down here and
get a degree in that. So now I'm gonna go
get a degree in that. Well, my father went to
the army, so I'm going to the army. There's nothing
wrong with the army. There's nothing wrong with going.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
To the army. But if that ain't really what you
were created for, you fit to waste a lot of time.

Speaker 8 (01:21:06):
Man, you really really are because God really did equip
you for a life of abundance. When he created you,
he had a mission in mind for you, got a
mission in mind for me. He gave you a gift.
Your gift is a thing that you do the absolute
best with the least amount of effort. If you identify

(01:21:27):
that gift, there's your greatest chance. Now here's a deal.
When he prepared you for this life of abundance, and
he gave you everything you needed to put on every
day and go out and make your dreams and your
life come true. If you put if you become passionate

(01:21:49):
about your gift, you can be on your way to
making your life happening and your dreams come true. He
gives you everything you need to wear to go out
and fight it. But what we do is we suit up,
We suit up, and we settle in.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Well, I got this job.

Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
Now, Well, a lot of our four years away from
getting this another degree, I might as well go here. Well,
I got a promotion, Now I might as well stay
on here. Well, a lot of star alreadys start investing
in my four oh one K. So you suit up,
but you settle in, and then you know what you do.
What we often do, and I did it myself for

(01:22:30):
a while, we resign ourselves to living a mediocre life
because we won't suit up and go out here and
do what God want us to do. So here's what
I'm saying to you. If God then gave you all
the scuba gear equipment you need, He done gave you

(01:22:53):
the ad tanks, the mask, the flippers, the nozzles, the
hoses or as supply, don't put all this stuff up
on and then head to the bathtub. What you're doing
you settling in. Head out to the ocean. Get out

(01:23:15):
in that ocean of opportunity. Get out there where in
some of that deep water, Go out there where God
has equipped you to go.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
He done suited you up.

Speaker 8 (01:23:25):
He gave you everything you need. But we want to
go get in the bathtub where it's safe. Look, man,
all of you have the gear to win, the gear
to have an abundant life, the gear to be prosperous,
the gear to be happy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
You have the gear. You've got to get out.

Speaker 8 (01:23:47):
You got to get out that bath tub and go
out there in that ocean, out in that deep water,
because out in the ocean is the opportunity.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub.

Speaker 8 (01:24:00):
You got to go out there in that ocean of
opportunity and experience all that God got for you. Some
of it you gonna get tested. You're gonna feel like
you're going down. You're gonna get a sinking feeling. But
you're gonna be fine. You know why, because you got
to give.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
You have what it takes. You got to give. It's
up to you to jump in.

Speaker 8 (01:24:24):
If you don't ever jump in the ocean, you ain't
gonna really know if you can handle deep water or not.
I got you scared of the deep water. I got
some time that deep water look rough out there. I
know you've seen some purpose people try to acquire fame
and prosperity and happiness and go out on their own.
And I know you've seen them out there sinking and

(01:24:45):
the water look rough. So now you wanna stay over
here in the bathtub ain't no opportunities in the bathtub.
All your opportunities out there in the ocean. There's it's
some sharks out there, yeah, some Barracoude out there, yeah man,
yeah yeah, some whales out there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:25:02):
All that's out there. But what's to say you won't
be one. Get out the bathtub with all this gear
God and gave you, and jump in that ocean out
there and swim like you're supposed to swim around. You're
gonna get the life of your dream, a life of abundance.
That's all I got to say. Thank you very much.
Hope you got it. Drop the dog, drop it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
Yeah, you still got it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Thanks, thank you. Yeah, say y'all have.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
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