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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at all
at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't give them.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
A busy.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
To I don't joy.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah you gonta do.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
You love?

Speaker 6 (01:06):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn You probably got.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
To turn mouth turn out, turn the water the water.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
Up, Come.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out, you think I sure will?

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You all listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now one it only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. Yeah, man boy, God has been good to me. Man,
I can't really count at all. You can't either, you know,
it's all in perspective. You really can't count all that
God has done for you if you look at every

(02:26):
little thing. It's unbelievable the things He's done for us.
How many times you know we got through something without
even talking to him about it. He just he just
blessed us with it. How many you know? It's just
it's so much that the fact that you wake up
in the morning, the fact that you still have a
place to stay, the fact that you know may be

(02:46):
struggling out here, but guess what, you still going to work.
You know, you living check to check, But you're making
it all. You got all the plates spinning. You know
it's hard. You got a lot of plate spinning, but
you keep him up there. Someone every now and near
one break, but he put back up there to look
a little bit better, and you got to get to
spending them so it all works. And then you got
a lot of people who just can't seem to mentally

(03:10):
put it together as to you know, why their life
isn't in a position that they wanted to be. We
talk about this oftentimes, but don't want to try another
angle with you today. You know, maybe it's you. Have
you ever thought about that? Maybe it's you. Maybe it's

(03:31):
no external force that's at fault, like you keep making
the excuse to be You know, so many people out here, Well,
if this hadn't have done this, if he hadn't have
done that, if she hadn't have done that, I would
have been further along. I wasted all my time, my
years with this man, and he did this, and I
could have been here and I could have been there.

(03:52):
And this woman she did this to mean, if she
hadn't have done that, I could have been here and
I could have been there. Maybe it's you, Maybe it's
not really that external force that you keep making it
out to be. See, I've done this to myself before.
Once again, I'm talking to you about something I know about.

(04:15):
I've done this to myself before. I've had the reason
I wasn't where I wanted to be. I had it
figured out as some external force. I had worked it
out in my mind. Clearly it wasn't me because of
so and so or if this hadn't happened, and if
they hadn't have done this, I would have been further

(04:38):
along up the road.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
That's what I was saying.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
But hold on that boy learned a valuable lesson. Man. See,
if you don't ever let it go, it's gonna be
hard for you to go. If you don't ever let
it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.

(05:01):
I was listening to Bishop td Jake's one day, and
I heard him say, you can't drive your car if
you gonna keep looking in the rear view mirror. You
go outside and try that. Try to drive your car,
but keep your eye in the rear view mirror. All
you looking at is where you're being. All you're looking

(05:24):
at in that rear view mirror is where you passed
or should have passed, something you should have moved on from.
All you're doing is looking in that real view mirror
at what happened back now. If you don't stop looking
in the real view mirror, you're gonna crash your car
over and over and over again. All you got to

(05:46):
slow it down so bad in order for you to
keep looking in that rear view mirror. If you don't
learn to let it go, it's gonna be hard for
you to go forward because you keep reviewing the past.
The past is the past, and I know it's hard.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
Man.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
I watched a show and this lady said, well, I
just can't ever forgive them for that, or guess what.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Guess what.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
God may have already forgiven that person. That person may
be extremely remorseful, could have gone to God and got
in forgiveness for it years ago. But you you sit
here and you keep hanging on to the back. I
can't ever forgive that. Then I heard Bishop Jakes come

(06:37):
on the show one time and say something that really
really struck home. You keep drinking the poison, waiting on
your enemy to die. He said that. I just shook
my head and went, Wow, you drinking the poison waiting
on your enemy to die. Revenge is poison to you.

(07:03):
You know, if hatred is poison to you. Unforgivingness when
you won't forgive a person, that person could be going
on with they life made the right with God. Don't
know how you feeling. They skipping through life. Now you
make adjustments every time you see them. And it takes energy. Man,
it takes so much energy to hate. It takes so

(07:26):
much energy not to forgive to Now they come in
the room. You got to avoid them. Stay over here.
Oh here they come. Now you got to make a
situation over here. They come into the house. Its family reunion.
Oh oh, here they come. Where they gonna be in
the basement. I'm going to be on the third floor.
I want to go out here and get some barbecue.
She out there at the barbecue, staying, Oh lord, I
don't want a barbecue. I just eat to take the set. People.

(07:48):
Man take themselves all out of position, trying to make adjustments,
when if you it would simplify your life, if you
would let just let it go. Maybe you ain't where
you need to be because of them external forces altogether.
Maybe you not where you need to because of you

(08:09):
because you won't let it go, you won't move forward.
Look at this, ladies, Let's say you've been in a
situation with a man for years. It didn't work out.
For whatever the reason, it just didn't work out. I
got what you say he did. I got what he did.
I got he all of that, YadA, YadA YadA. When

(08:29):
you get through. Did not God get you through it?
Did not he allow you to survive it. I got you,
got some cuts on you, I got you been a
little bit bruised. But did he not get you through it? So,
now that he's freed you from it, now he done

(08:50):
went on. He got a whole nother family over there somewhere. Now,
he trying to make it right because maybe he learned
the mistake he made and now he trying to be
a better man. He just trying to get it right now.
But you sitting there holding on to it, you drinking
the poison, waiting on your enemy to die. So now,
instead of you enjoying the blessing of finally being free

(09:10):
from a situation that was not healthy for you, you
create an even more unhealthy situation in your mind by hating,
by having revengeful thoughts, by hoping he fall on his face.
Maybe you even doing something to the other situation to
make sure they struggle. Oh man, you drinking the poison,
waiting on your enemy to die. Maybe you ain't where

(09:32):
you ought to be in life, not because of your
external forces, but maybe it is you. If you don't
let it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.
You can't keep driving your car looking in the rear
view mirror. Come on, man, Forgiveness is not for the

(09:52):
other person. Forgiveness is for you.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
You're listening.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. The time has come to
say good morning, to give. But really when you say
good morning, y'all, to say thank you right behind it,
thank you God for this great morning, for this great opportunity,
for this great day, for this great chance for another
shot at it.

Speaker 9 (10:16):
Man.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
I look, I don't know how y'all feel this morning
when you wake up. But the one thing that a company,
whatever your feeling, is, is gratitude. But if you show gratitude,
I'm telling you right now, it will strongly affect your
attitude by the simple measure of gratitude. This morning, when
I sit on the edge of the bed, I said

(10:37):
I just thank you. I thank you for my life.
I think of whatever measure of health I got. I
just want to thank you for this chance today because
to day gonna be a good day. See the thing
about it, y'all, I'm gonna tell you something. I live
my life in expectation. I expect something good to happen. Now,
let me explain something to you. When life happens as
it does sometimes and the counterbalance this thing comes up,

(11:01):
like something go wrong. I'm okay with that because you
know what, I know everything that ever went wrong in
my life. God didn't handle that before. Because my track record,
along with your track record, for surviving bad days, is
one hundred percent. So why would he not get you
through this one too? If you got that information, that's key.

(11:21):
So gone with your bad self. Know that God is
in the blessing business and he's always dad available. Yeah, man,
Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morty Show. Sheery Straberry, Colin
Freil Mississippi, Monica Junior, and the legend that is Nephew
Tommy Junior. Got your hat on straight today. That's another
sign you know, I can all out and out of
start figuring you out. It's by the way you wear

(11:42):
your hat, I could tell when something wrong.

Speaker 10 (11:44):
No, you know it's this is interesting this morning as
a brother. Man, we smokeing with some cigars yesterday. Man,
and he heard you when you were talking about that.
Ask not and you know you know you have not
because you asked not.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Uh huh. But he going through some situations. He sholding
me to ask you.

Speaker 10 (11:59):
But he said, Man, But even if I'm going through
a situation I'm trying to tell about, see what you
mean to tell me? I still got to help and
ask to help other people, even when I'm down tried.
If I'm trying to work through something, I'm asking to
get out of a situation and it's working that too well.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
Well, but let me sell you something. Who do you
know that's boring into this world? Who ain't connected to
nobody else? Who do you know I don't Somebody knows
who you are. Somebody wonders about you, Somebody is connected
to you. Somebody would actually care for you. There are

(12:34):
some people, no matter how down try and you feel,
somebody that feel for you. Somebody somewhere, if they knew
you was down and out, would pray for you. Somebody
somewhere no matter what you going through, WI say, man,
I hope you be all right. So yeah, man, when
you're going through stuff, just remember when you're praying to

(12:55):
get out of this situation, you ain't just praying for you.
And you got to look at this too. Of times
when you in a situation, the situation ain't just to
affect you. Sometimes God uses you to teach a lesson
to others too. Sometimes you just got to understand you
just the chosen one, You, just the one He done

(13:16):
picked to demonstrate his greatness in Sometimes God uses you
to prove a point to a non believer. I don't
care how bad it is going for you, it's going
worse for somebody else. Come on, and sometimes God use
you to show his glory and his goodness and his
grace and his mercy so other people can see it.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, Steve, thank you for that.

Speaker 11 (13:37):
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we
will hear from the nephew as he runs that brank back.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Right after this.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
It is time now to run that brank back with
the nephew. Nephew, what you got for us?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I got it for you. Sarlier.

Speaker 12 (13:53):
Your trash stinks. Your trash stinks anyway you look at it.
I don't care your trash thinks.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Let's go get hello.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to reach swerve.
Yeah this ma Hey, how you doing? Man? I'm wanting
I'm one of your neighbors. But i'm I'm I'm one
street over from you. You over the off uh you
River Drive? Yeah, that's right this rico. Man. How you doing?
I'm one of your neighbors on the next street. Oh,
how you doing?

Speaker 13 (14:23):
Okay, I'm doing good?

Speaker 4 (14:24):
But how you how you get my number? One of
the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man.
We was we were having a little situation. Wanted to
reach out to you, Uh, some stuff going on here
in the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make
you aware of it. Well, what what's going on? Uh?
It seemed like, well, you know, the trash man run
on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The problem

(14:46):
is that that that that a lot of people I
guess got this stuff out on the on the curve
already right right now the problem is that that that
they're saying man, is that your your trash is actually
really really foul and smelling and smelling pretty bad. And
we wanted to call you, man and see if you
do hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 13 (15:07):
You say you calling me because you smell my trash?

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Well, yeah, they say, yours is the one that's really thinking, man,
And if you could actually maybe put it in, put
it back in the in the in the garage until tuesday, you.

Speaker 13 (15:19):
Know, put no trash and no garage. That's why I
put it outside.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
I didn't have enough room at the garage. Okay, we see.

Speaker 13 (15:26):
And who is everybody saying my trash?

Speaker 4 (15:29):
He Hey, listen, I'm not saying.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
You know what I want to tell you.

Speaker 13 (15:33):
If everybody in the hood gotta fly with my trash.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Saft, you tell them because okay, what what what? What?
We we we discussed that too, But listen, listen, we
don't want no trouble. Man. If we could just get
you to put your trash back in, I'm.

Speaker 13 (15:46):
Not moving no trash. I pay rent over here.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
My brother. Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm
not gonna go back.

Speaker 13 (15:53):
What you're gonna do, I'm telling you where I pay
rent at don't tell me to.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Do over here. Okay, Well, listen, man, aren't you concerned
that your trash is thinking and reaking through the whole neighborhood.

Speaker 13 (16:03):
I don't give a damn if who smelled my chance,
if they got a problem with it, tell them come
take it out.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Still then and say it out there, okay, whether that's
the problem, The problem is is that you took it out,
and you took it out too early. You shouldn't put
this out till Tuesday morning. And that's who is money
find it?

Speaker 13 (16:20):
If I put it out there and say it out yesterday,
come get it.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
I'm not gonna go back and forth with you, man. Okay,
the damn what.

Speaker 13 (16:26):
You gonna do if you ain't gonna call me telling
me take my chance?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yet? I take rent over here? Okay?

Speaker 13 (16:31):
How is everybody smelling my trash?

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Out?

Speaker 13 (16:34):
Of everybody on it?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
See, I don't know from my understanding, there's a couple
of holes in it. There's some food or something must
to got out. I don't know if if one of
the roads or dog got in it, or what the
case may be. But you know, we need to try
to get your trash in the backyard.

Speaker 13 (16:49):
My chass ain't going no damn well, and how come
you the one you the fuson of this? How come
I nixt old neighbor ain't called? How come yo around
the corner and you called? Who put you?

Speaker 4 (17:00):
What? Everybody's smelling it? I was just fortunate enough to
get your phone number, and I said, well, look, I
just gone and call it myself.

Speaker 13 (17:06):
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
You and hey, you my phone number.

Speaker 13 (17:10):
Come take it out still then it ain't going nowhere flat.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Okay, Well listen, let's swerve. This week. We decided on
the case we got to this situation with you, I'll
put that I'll just come over there and put the
trash in your backyard, and just tuesday morning and Tuesday morning,
I'll come back over there and take it out that way.
All the smell of be in your backyard in the
you said, you go what, I'm gonna come over there
and put the trash in your backyard. So the so

(17:35):
the smell that fuck it, I mean, that's that's.

Speaker 13 (17:38):
Let me tell Let me take you this said, if
you come over here, you might well call Ponice.

Speaker 9 (17:42):
That's who you gonna need.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
You come over here.

Speaker 13 (17:44):
Bring all they had a problem saying my trash team
to come over here and take it out.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Well, you you, I mean you, you're trying. You're trying
to you trying to act like it. Don't smell, man,
I don't give it.

Speaker 13 (17:54):
If it's mell, I'll tell you what I do. I'll
go out to pull slow myself with that.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Where that where that helped you out.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Of Look okay, but see that's not what the people
in the neighborhood want. We want you to.

Speaker 13 (18:04):
They don't give me damn what they want.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
I'm telling you what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 13 (18:08):
And how did you get my phone out of any down?

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I already told you, man, I got your number form
one of the neighbors on your street that said they
don't want to get me to the left?

Speaker 9 (18:17):
One to the right?

Speaker 8 (18:18):
Heavy which one?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Listen?

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Listen, listen, swerve. Won't you get to the meet of
the problem. The problem is your trash.

Speaker 13 (18:25):
Think, don't How is my change? How the hell y'all
pit point my change out of everybody else? Change on
them flock?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
And how the hell you snail?

Speaker 9 (18:32):
Man?

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I don't know, man, I don't know what it is.
I don't know if you're traans busted open or what
the deal is for everybody's saying everybody saying it swerve
traans that that's think that's too.

Speaker 13 (18:42):
Much chance for me to be going through time and
see what thanks it's dye fast change out there and
it's gonna stay out there. I still it ain't come
get it and you ain't coming over there.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Okay, Now see that's what you wrong. I ain't umming
over there. I'm coming over there and I'm gonna take
that trance and put it in the backyard till too.
Now you're gonna try to get in my way whatever,
but I got to go on hit this chance in
the back.

Speaker 10 (19:02):
I tell you what, bring you over here right now.

Speaker 9 (19:05):
I'll put on my shoes.

Speaker 13 (19:06):
I'm standing on the ports right now. Bring fight the cars,
come on.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Whatever your name, Rico, I'll recover one street over and
I'm smelling your nash trash man, take no.

Speaker 13 (19:16):
Change out my make smell. But you ain't saying it,
gonna take it out.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I'm fits you that a listen swur. I'm gonna say
this word, man, I call him that name. Excuse me
talk call him out that who in the hair told
you called me swear? I'll call me by that. Okay, well,
that's what they call you. What's wrong? Me called what's wrong?
We called you you and on coffee that name.

Speaker 13 (19:37):
Now you said my chast thing. Come over here and
take the chance out.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Hey man, I ain't I ain't nobody sitting there scatter
you swim. I'm trying to I'm trying to get you
not to tell you talk called my name, swear. Come
over here.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Okay, way then it is what it is, bytom man,
I'm on my way over there to move that damn trash.

Speaker 13 (19:55):
Come on, come over here, come over here moving.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
I'm on the porch right now. Come on over there,
meet me by nay, thank you trash you got.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
I'm standing right there doing that.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Okay, Well, I tell you what I'm on my way now.
And guess what I'm gonna do when I get over that.

Speaker 13 (20:09):
You ain't gonna do you're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
I'm gonna tell you my damn name when I get
over there. My name is nephew Timmy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your cousin
au Reese. Oh man, yeah, but hey man, I gotta
ask you something, dog, what is what is the baddest

(20:33):
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
And then.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
You have it, sir, go ahead, all right, okay, all right,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
NEV.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Coming up next, it is asked the.

Speaker 11 (20:51):
CLO, you're listening hard morning show coming up at the
top of the hour. In entertainment news, comedian Ben Stiller
endorses VP Kamala Harris and he jokingly said he wishes
he was black. The King's family wants Donald Trump to
stop using his music at his campaign rallies. And our

(21:11):
forever first Lady Michelle Obama says gymnast Simone Biles and
Jordan Childs bowed to Rebecca and Rohn Day and it's
a beautiful moment of sisterhood. We'll talk about these stories
at the top of the hour, but right now it
is time to ask the CLO.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Come on, cloak.

Speaker 11 (21:29):
This is from Brett and Austin. Brett writes, I called
my wife yesterday. While I was waiting for my car
to get service. A female walked up to me and
gave me a compliment. I told her she looked nice too.
My wife said I was flirting. I was just being nice.
Why is my wife making it a big deal.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
Hey, dog, you should put your hand over the phone.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
You should.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
You got a mute button on your phone, tap your
mute button and pass out them compliment. I can't help
your dog. I can't help you. You should have tapped
your mute but less him. Learn you can't tell everything.
You can't share everything. That ain't what marriage is. And
if you think it is, keep running your damn mouth.

(22:15):
I can't share everything because they women.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Compliment?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
How did he say it on the bone with his
to her?

Speaker 6 (22:29):
You look nice too? I had noticed your dress. That's
it's real nice too, thank you very much?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Said it like that, like.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Now, let me tell you what he didn't say?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
What?

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Oh wow you look glass to damn really?

Speaker 9 (22:47):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Thank you? You look nice? Also, what brother, you know?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Did that?

Speaker 9 (22:55):
No?

Speaker 6 (22:55):
He had he had hot sauce on it, little pecan
tact here's yeah yeah, no bro?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
All right.

Speaker 11 (23:08):
So moving on to Trician, Indianapolis, Trish said, I know
who my husband's girlfriend is, and I like her for him.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
I moved out so I could do my thing and
not have to hide from my husband.

Speaker 11 (23:19):
Why are women so better at taking care of their
side business and men can't seem to cover their track.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Women are better cheaters than proven.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Hasn't it well, because you know, because you all have
convinced us that you don't lie. We stupid and don't
expect it.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
Y'all.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
On the other hand, look for it. See you all
look for it. We don't and so and then you know,
men have a longer track record of cheating from other men.
So it's just always glaring, glaring examples of it. So
even when we ain't doing that, wanted some dudes somewhere

(24:03):
making us look bad. So there's just a lot of that.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
So all right, all right, moving on to jun and Colombia.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
They don't have in no way.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
So Juni his name.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Jun d o O n e Y Juni out of Columbia.

Speaker 11 (24:23):
Juney says, after intimacy, my wife wants to talk about
her day and sometimes even watch a movie. I feel
like I'm falling short in bed because she has so
much energy.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Is it me or what?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's Probably you though, you got to watch the whole movie.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Probably yeah, I got for a whole movie. You want
to talk, I gotta come in there man and put
some pressure on you got cooked in that brand, you know, yeah.
Ut calling yourself Duny. You get a better name, you
get a sexy nickname or some thor Hammel something like that.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
You're all up in there doing it as dune Yeah yeah,
dune issue doog. Yeah you probably ain't. She want to
talk about her day and then you know.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Hours.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
See, because what you are, Doney, when you get through,
all you are is refreshing you like a drink of water.
You just a glass of water. You need to come
up in there and start working. As tequila. You got
to come in there and bring some pressure. You got
to bring brown liquor pressure. You're in that coming. You're
in that as gator rade. You just refreshing.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
You.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
You know how baby gets some water and be drinking
in the baby go. Yeah, you ain't doing nothing but
being refreshing. You gotta change your attitude, Duney. You got
to go in there to bring some heat. You got
to fry bacon. You're not frying bacon. You're in that

(25:58):
making salads. You got fried bacon, Homie, Stop making salads.
That was Chrispy.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
The last one, last one from Tierra in the Valley.

Speaker 11 (26:14):
Tierra says, uh, I've been with the same man for
four years, and he used to love being adventurous in
the bedroom. He said, those days are over for him,
but he understands if I'm not ready to slow down.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Is this this way of telling me that our relationship
is ending.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Well, let me ask you a question.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
When you say he was adventurous for four years, how
much can you discover after four years? From what are
y'all doing? I mean you you monket flipping? You you
don't dove off the doughknot you didn't you done came
through on the chandelier. You got a swaying set in

(26:51):
the bedroom. Four years? You get you got, you know
you got it. You got a hot plate and a
microwave next to the band. You in't here trying damn
there everything you got hutting your pencils in there, hot
plate you know you you're over there heating up honey
and all this hen you know you know, hot tires.

(27:12):
You'd have done everything.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's four years.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
He can't think of nothing else?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
What about repeat, repeat, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
You're doing repeats. But she won't.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
She won't mope now you know now? Yeah, no, nin
we got bringing cameraman.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Monkey in that.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
You gotta have a little person in the corner holding
up Q cards. You know you got you got too much,
got too much going on now, you know? Now the
next thing, you know, you know the neighbors cross the
streeters over, they swingers, they standing around waiting on they turn.
They they got baby all on them and they finished

(27:55):
tag in. You know it's too much. Yeah, your husband
doesn't adventure as far away as he won't. Now you
got a long list. You got too much stuff you
want to be having right here. Now it's a chicken
over there. Want over the cage and let your chicken out?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
The hell going on in here?

Speaker 8 (28:20):
Man?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
You wow?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
You know?

Speaker 6 (28:22):
And now that monkey over there just shaking the cake.
I got that monkey, monkey over the heat. He won't
have the cage. What now your husband's sitting there going
why do we have to open the monkey cage? Didn't
let him watch baby?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Nah.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
I want him to participate. But that monkey look like
he gonna be too much. I'm just telling you.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
You've been warned.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
You've been warned.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
I'm telling you because that monkey. You see him shaking
that cage, did you see that? Don't don't let that
monkey out?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
You want adventurous?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, that's too much adventure.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
Baby. Yeah, all we want to do is make a
little love, all right, so we.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Won't thank you, Chief Love Officer. Steve Harvey coming up
at the top of.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
The hour raped it for me.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Was the little person in the corner with the Q calls.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
The entertainment news coming up next.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (29:19):
According to ball or Alert, Comedian Ben Stiller joined the
comics for Kamala Limestream Call where endorsed where they endorsed
Vice President Kamala Harris uh for the Democratic presidential nominee.
Ben also cracked some jokes about his support for VP Harris.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Take a listen, and.

Speaker 14 (29:37):
That's incredibly exciting. And you know she's Indian, she's black,
she's everything you could be, more than one thing. It's incredible.
You know, I'm Jewish and Irish. I wish I was black.
Every white Jewish guy wishes he was black. You know,
it's just get out there and vote.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Go ahead. Is that true. We'll give you a little
black Blaine, We'll give you a little bit man.

Speaker 11 (30:08):
The comics for Kamala Livestream Zoom Call was one of
the series of VP Harris's campaign fundraisers, including Black women
for Harris. It kicked it all off, black men for Harris,
white dudes for Harris, elders for Harrison, and more. So
hopefully it'll get us all to the polls and we
can vote. Come this November, YEP and other entertainment news.

(30:31):
According to yahoo dot com, the family of late great
Isaac Hayes will take legal action if the Donald Trump
campaign continues to use his song hold On I'm Coming.
The song was written by Isaac Hayes and David Porter,
and it was a classic hit for the singing duo
back in the day, Sam and Dave. Isaac Hayes, the

(30:51):
third son of Isaac Hayes, said the family and the
record label are taking legal actions to stop the unauthorized
use of the use of the song. Hayes, the third
added quote, Donald Trump represents the worst and honesty, integrity,
and class, and we want no association with his campaign
of hate and racism.

Speaker 12 (31:11):
So there you go, Okay, bring you another song to
walk out on non nobody wants you walking out of me.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
Daniel song, I bet you better not play nothing by
Marv and Gay.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
I bet you.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Gay family? They got a lock on the day they
sued Robin, you.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Come for everybody.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, no game, That's right.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I like the Hayes family is shutting this down.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
All right finally.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
In entertainment news, guys, we've all seen the viral video
of US Olympic gymnast Simone Biles and Jordan Childs bowing
down to Brazilian gymnasts Rebecca Andrade in a heartwarming gesture
when she won her gold medal on the podium. According
to People dot com, former First Lady Michelle Obama re
shared the viral photio and said, in part quote, I'm

(32:13):
still not over this beautiful moment of sisterhood and sportsmanship.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
You can just feel the love shining through these ladies.
End quote.

Speaker 11 (32:20):
However, Baltimore Ravens defensive back Marlon Humphrey is facing heavy
criticism and backlash for his quote.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
This is a disgusting comment on the photo. He didn't
like it.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Who is he?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
His name is Marlon Humphrey Junior. You know him right
from the Baltimore Ravens.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Okay, here we go, Marlin Humphrey. Michelle Obama, you weigh
him up. Let me know where you're at with it.
You know, I saw the moment when it happened live,
I thought it was such a dope moment. Look, this
is a gold medal. It's called sportsmanship. Yeah, that's okay,
it's a gold medal. Girl from Brazil nailed it. Simone

(33:04):
had two out of bounce penalties. She knew, She said,
I kind of feel that she got She told her,
she said, I think you got this, and.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
They just browed out.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
That was cute. What's your tripping fault?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
You understand? Yeah? Who is here again?

Speaker 4 (33:19):
You know?

Speaker 12 (33:20):
Rond humph number forty four for the Baltimore Raven. Ain't
he supposed to be a practice? What does he worry about?
This hip hop he need to be to make sure he.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Make the cut?

Speaker 6 (33:30):
What position he played? Junior forty four?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Huh lying back.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Forty five?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah, Oh.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
He worried about Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 10 (33:45):
Yeah, he worried about if you, if you Margot State,
if y'all get to playoff, what y'all gonna do.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
Tackle Tyreek Hill or what your ass need to do.
They couldn't worrying about them girls up on that podium
in the Olympics. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, man,
you gotta tell me U about that.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, and that was a beautiful mom like three women
and one of the cornerback. Yeah you know here cornerback. Ah,
he's about one eighty five five ten.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
You don't even learn about this though your your size
and height. Hey, he's taller. Excuse me, I'm taller than you.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
He's taller than you.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Okay, okay, you brought up height. You brought it up.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I brought what.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
She turned that one on?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
You hold up turned you were about to.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Go on rock back. I'm telling you that you threw
the first one. I didn't throw nothing at you. I'm
talking about this. Man. Ain't about saying you're gonna buy
down to tell me the about what are we talking about?
The better question is called how are you gonna get
on that podium that we need to see?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
See?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
He's pretty good, bad he's already man a man, Hey, tell.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
Me, don't fall into that trap to do. Yeah, they
do that to me. Don't even fall into that.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
We're doing to you.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
All the time, all the time, right guys. So, yeah,
he didn't like it.

Speaker 11 (35:25):
Marlon Humphrey, he did not like that moment. We thought
it was a beautiful moment at the Olympics. He wasn't
feeling it saying.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
But he did a post.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Now I will say this.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
He did post I'm getting cooked on social media. Yeah,
so he getting cooked in the secondary too. Coming up
in twenty minutes after the hour, we're going to talk
about college life. Right after this.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show right now.

Speaker 11 (35:54):
You know, lots of college freshmen are buying stuff for
their dorm rooms. They're packing up the car. They're heading
off to college to begin a new chapter in life.
That's what they're doing. So here's a question for you
for today, if you could. Guys, if you could, what
would you tell your college freshman self about the journey
you were about to embark on.

Speaker 12 (36:17):
Boy, you about to act a damn fold up? God
doog oo. You ain't got the report to nobody who
you're free oo, ain't no more being here by eleven thirty.

Speaker 10 (36:34):
None of that, man, I tell them, don't even take
their stuff. I have to call keep all that isn't there.
We're not We're not even gonna be here long, I
promise you.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Didn't get used to living with nothing for a while.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Steve, why are you signed enough for any of these class? Wow?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
You're not gonna go to class.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
You know, why are you signing up for any of
these classes? The basic requirements? You can't even complete that psychology?
What I'm down there for?

Speaker 9 (37:17):
Man?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
American literature?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Me?

Speaker 6 (37:22):
American literature?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Is you crazy?

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Right there?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Like math classes like algebra, geometry, trig.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
I shouldn't have taken in high school. I was then
with math right after arithmetic. I'm telling you right now,
the only thing I was interested in it was arithmetic, addition, subtraction, multiplication,
and division. That's all I needed. And I needed to
know how to move that decimal over and so I
can get to them. Since that's all I needed, I

(37:53):
ain't us nothing else. Since why is we and algebra?

Speaker 3 (37:59):
What are we?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Physical? What are you talking about? What you're talking to me? Fault?
Never used it?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Never use English?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
English?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
English?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Listen to me, Shun you think I can listen? Listen
to me, and and we sound like we can't.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
I've given motivational speeches. People have paid to hear me
as a motivational and I've watched them when I've said
certain things. I've watched them go.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Don't tell them their pain, Okay, Oh.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
I ain't now, Steve, you better say it like that.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
No science or anything by all, none of that.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
I mean, we took it. I took it.

Speaker 10 (38:52):
Many signs I needed surely with how to cook the
ramen noodle, that's what I he I need to know
that what temperature do these boil at?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
That's all I do.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
Miss the dust to dawn, Dan says, we will go
in at dusk and come out at dawn. That was
really an important part of my life.

Speaker 11 (39:09):
All right, thanks guys, coming up with thirty four minutes
after the hour.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
We're gonna check Steve's voicemail right after this.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (39:19):
It is time now to check your voicemail Steve at
eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you should call us
if you want to leave a message for Steve, and
you might just hear your call on the air.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Now.

Speaker 11 (39:29):
Steve, remember earlier this week when we talked about Houston
Texans quarterback CJ.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Stroud struggle.

Speaker 11 (39:35):
He wanted to stop using profanity, stop cursing, and Steve,
you of course over shared.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
As you do. You overshare it with us.

Speaker 11 (39:42):
You're no profanity withdrawal, physical symptoms. So we have a
caller who left a voicemail on that.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (39:49):
Hey, mister Steve Harvey, you made a comment about stop
cursing you was compilated and had headaches. Well, I went
through the same thing when I was trying to quit cigarette,
got compelsated, headache, and so all it is is a
form of transformation that you gotta go through. When I
say you can't put new stuff in old bottles, wine, bottle,
so yousually got to go through that transformation in order

(40:11):
to come out.

Speaker 12 (40:11):
New on the end, Thank you having breathsake Amen, Amen
again fixed your face.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
What you got to say that shoes figure out.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
He's identifying with you.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
That happened.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
When he tried to stop cigarettes, like it happened to you.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
When you think all I heard was I'm trying to
quit spokes a cigarette wet it can't put no old
wine and yeah in the whole bottom. Hey, what are
we going with this hit? I don't think CJ is
being helped at this point. I think I think she's
gonna be cussing for a while.

Speaker 11 (40:55):
Sound all right, all right, We're gonna move on to
Danielle and Virginia. She left a vote message about young
people voting.

Speaker 8 (41:04):
Steve, Hello, good morning, Sam. This is Danielle from Gainesville, Virginia.

Speaker 15 (41:11):
Nephew just wanted to say, great job holding it down.
He drove the ship.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Great job.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
I have a question for mister Harvey. Can you please
give some word of encouragement for us young voters or
not young voters, voters in general. They're a little discouraged
about this election or let me explain why when Hillary
ran against Trump, Hillary won the popular vote, but she
still lost the election. That places people like.

Speaker 15 (41:38):
Me in a position of not wanting to vote because
I feel like, what good is it going to be
if a white woman can love against Trump?

Speaker 8 (41:48):
That just seems like it would make it ten times
harder for a black woman to win against Trump.

Speaker 15 (41:52):
Not saying it's impossible, but it does put a little
discouragement in me. For example, for voters like me going
to vote. I'm not saying I'm not going to vote,
but it does discourage me. It does make me just
kind of say, well, you know, what are our chances
If Hillary can win the popular but still lose the election.
What are we up against this race?

Speaker 8 (42:13):
So can you please send some words of encouragement or
enlightenment for people like me? Thank you, I'm black, You're back.

Speaker 15 (42:20):
Hope you enjoyed your time off.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Bye guys.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
Yeah, exactly, And that's a great question. First of all,
I felt the exact same way you feel towards Madame
Vice President Kamala beating the opposition. I felt the same
way when Obama, when Barack Obama ran because I didn't
think in my lifetime that I would see a black

(42:43):
man as a president of the United States. Now that's
because I didn't see it. What God saw was completely different,
and thus we had completely different results. So once again
we are faced on the cusp of something great happening
again as long as we do our part. Here's why
you have to vote, because do you understand what we

(43:06):
are up against right now is we are not just
battling the popular vote. We are battling the electorial That's
why we are fighting so hard for the battleground states
to be won. Minnesota, Michigan, Philadelphia, Georgia, Arizona, Yeah, yeah, Philly, Pennsylvania.

(43:29):
Those are the battleground states. That's where we can lose
and that's where he won before in those battleground states.
Now last time, the last election where he lost to Biden,
we won. Georgia, we won Philly and we won Arizona.

(43:50):
We have got to repeat that in the electorial so
that the popular vote stands. I understand your discourage, what
you meant, but understand we can fight if we fight
the good fight and the smart fight.

Speaker 11 (44:06):
All right, thank you guys. Coming up next, it is
a nephew and today's prank phone call. Right after this
you're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Coming up at the.

Speaker 11 (44:16):
Top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is his
daughter gets better.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Gifts than I do. Wait till you hear this letter.

Speaker 11 (44:26):
We'll get into it in just a few because right
now it is the nephew's time with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Nephew, it's time for stupid Shirley. It's time for it.
It's tank.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (44:37):
You know, it happens. It doesn't happen that often, but
it happens. What and uh, you know sometimes, you know,
with things like this, you gotta you gotta give somebody
heads up, you know. So we're gonna make the call
right now that Hey, one of your twins is mad.
You understand one of your twins. It didn't it can happen.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
It can help. I've done the research. It can open.
One of your twins is man.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Okay, research research, Just.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Has anybody know you? One of your twins is man.
Let's go catch out.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah, this is Tony Tony.
What's going on? Man? My brother? My name is Kendrick. Man.
I'm trying to reach out to you. You are you
the Tony that used to use to date? Man? What
about it? Man? I was trying to reach out to you.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
When you say this is again?

Speaker 4 (45:34):
My name Kendrick, Kendrick, I got, I got, I got
a little problem, bro. Hopefully we can work this out. Man.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
Man, I ain't got nothing to do with no damn
no mo. Man, that's the past. So't they don't even
call me about her?

Speaker 9 (45:48):
Man?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
That just you know, I don't want to hear. Do
you in? Do you? You do y'all have kids together?
What do you all have children together? Yeah? I got
kids from Keira?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Man.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
How you get my number? Man said, yeah? How do
you get my number? Hey? Bro, I ain't trying to
have no beef with you, man, It ain't. It ain't
nothing like that. I'm just do y'all do you bet
of a set of twins? Yeah, man, we got a
set of twins.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
Man, But waiting, hold on, dog, why are you calling me?

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Man? Whatever?

Speaker 7 (46:16):
You indeed, Man, that's you do. But what you're asking
me about my kids?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Fun? Man? Okay, bro it is. I mean, I don't
even know how to break this on you, but I'm
just gonna just put it out there. Okay. Just just
hit me out, man, just hit me out. It's been
brought to my attention that there is a strong possibility
that one of the twins is mine. Oh you crazy?
The man who you say you is? Again? Man, this

(46:44):
Kendrick Man. Man.

Speaker 7 (46:45):
Look, man, I'll call my hospitist. Man, how twin gonna
be yours?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Man? Ain't my twins? Man? Hey? Man, I found out
and I thought I thought the same thing you thought, Tony.
I was like, okay, man, that doesn't even biologically possible,
That's what I thought. But I found out that two
seeds could actually join together create twins, and each one
of them could have a different daddy. I'm finding this
out for the person for first hand myself. Oh man,

(47:10):
we ain't found man.

Speaker 12 (47:11):
Man.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Whatever Now I'm telling you, dog man, the kids is lying. Man, Hey,
you ain't got nothing to do with this. Dog. You
ain't got nothing to do with this man. Hey, listen, man,
all I'm trying to do is get to the bottom
or something. Let me let me, let me let me
know when you listen to me. Let me ask you
your set of twins? Are they are they? I mean?
Are they the same shade of color? Are they different shades?

(47:34):
I mean, I'm just asking. I've never many. He look, dog,
let me tell you something. Man.

Speaker 7 (47:38):
I want you to get this through your head right now. Man,
whatever you got that's on y'all. Man, This ain't got
nothing to do with my twins. Man, ain't got nothing
to do with my twins. Man, one of them dark skin?
When them light skinned?

Speaker 4 (47:51):
The right?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Down?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay? Tony, Let
me ask you what shade of color you are? You?
Dark killing and light skin? Now I'm dark and man,
I'm light skinned. Man on the light skin twin must
be mine? You know what, Man, I'm not even continue
this conversation no more. I'm gonna just tell you something.

Speaker 16 (48:10):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
You don't know where you whipped cousin. I will put
you up. You understand that, dog? Man, Listen. I just
found out that this this is a fluke accident that
that is possible to happen.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
You understand that you talking about my kids, man.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
And I understand the passion that you have for your children. Man,
I ain't know you know you wanted to kid because
you call them don't eat no house talking about my
kids and shows man, one of the twins is mine. Man,
I ain't no man. Look man, look, dog, I tell
you what. Man, I'm gonna let you make a dog
you know what, because don't call here no more. Man.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
Whatever you and are doing, that's what you're in that
crazy it's doing. So she with your old crazy stupid
you stupid enough.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
To call here talking about one of the kids here.
I guess she told you that stupid Huh. Now, dog,
don't call me no more.

Speaker 9 (48:59):
Man.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Only listen when you consider, I mean, I gotta say
appointment tomorrow at the doctor. What you consider bringing the
kids that we can see which one is yours and
which one you are? Retarded? Man, that's what's up with you, doctor, retarded? Man,
I ain't meet you next. Well, dog, that's what I'm
talking about. Man, I'll tell you what, dog, I meet you, man,
the man. Man, Man, the man, me and you dog.

(49:21):
Man the man, I'm gonna kick your when he got
to fight. Tony, I just want you to give me
my child. Man, I'm gonna give you up. I got
my little to be a slugger. You stupid, that's what
you is.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
Man.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
You're an ignorant man calling me Sunday morning talking about
my kids. He's your kids. Man, we retarded that. That
can't happen.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Man.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
I understand the man, but it's a fruit accident. And
now you're trying to deprive me a man having a
relationship with my child. Man, I've been raising these kids
for five years by my damn self. Man, I give
him up. I take them to ballt Man, I take
him the litlely. You understand me, Man, Dog, I know
my man. Tony understanding. Dog. It was heartbreaking the meat too, Tony.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
Tell you what, Man, I'm gonna get out phone and uh.
I want you man, I want you to never ever
call my Don't call me.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
With no ignorant like this. What you say your name is? What? What? What?
What's your name again? Doc? My name my name Kendrick.

Speaker 9 (50:20):
Man.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Listen, listen, Tony, I'm gonna find your dog. You understand
that dog. We're gonna settle this whip your you understand
you with dog. Okay, But Tony, I got one more
thing I want to say to you. Okay, you ain't
got to say to me. Only let me say one
more thing to you man, man. Okay, Man, hold on now, baby, now,
baby daddy. All right, yeah, y'all gonna play. I'll be

(50:41):
I'll be out there in a minute.

Speaker 9 (50:42):
Man.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
See dog, Oh man, you ain't got egg. Everybody around
here a man curse like it's frond my kids. Man,
Can I say one more thing to your man? All right? Man,
say what them you want to see and don't call
here no more. Man. Tony, This his nephew Tommy from
the Steel Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your homeboy. Oh man, you know what? Tell me man, Man,

(51:08):
that's a man.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
You know what, dog man, you was really about to
get your man? Man, you can't be put nobody about
their kids nowaday, dog man? Oh man, Okay, okay, you man?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
That all right? All right?

Speaker 7 (51:25):
Tell you what, man, don't don't even tell you did it? Man,
because say we meet we meeting later tonight. I got
some pois many Hey, nephew, Tommy, you do me one favor.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Man, what was that? Watch the Taylor Clark News tonight. Man,
you gonna run mucky on there, man, watch dog. I
can't believe it, man, oh Man, all right, hey man,
I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest I'm
talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 7 (51:55):
Oh Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Man. I listened every morning. Man. I can't believe y'all
got me. Man.

Speaker 12 (52:06):
You know, to be blessed, which to put the ten
of the level that it has been blessed upon me?
I just feel so qualified. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but
I mean it's stupid in a great way. It's a
it's an intellectual thing all at the same time. Anyway, nephew,
timey house party Comedy Jam. It is happening in Buffalo,

(52:30):
New York. That would be Labor Day weekend. That's August thirty,
first Saturday night at the Shade Performing Arts Center. And
since it is Labor Day weekend, and they say, you know,
after Labor Day, which is money, you're not supposed to
wear white after that. I don't know who came up
with that, rulee, but we're gonna wear white on Saturday night,
White on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
All right, nephew, times you get put out, leave with that.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Yeah, Chicago too, with the white.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
Yeah, all white. That's where it came from because fall
starts after that, and you ain't post we white have
done in fashion. Now they're over with. But that's where Kate.
You can't tell people in Miami that they will fite
all year round. Wila too, La too. So anyway, Nephews

(53:17):
coming to town, Ticke. It's an on sale right now, Buffalo,
New Y'all tickets on.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Sale right now. Stupid is on the word, all right.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Nephew coming up next.

Speaker 11 (53:29):
Strawberry Letter for today, the subject his daughter gets better gifts.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Than I do.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Wonder why we'll find out right after this.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
You're listening Hard Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (53:39):
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Speaker 2 (54:00):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
We got it for you.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Here. It is Strawberry letta.

Speaker 11 (54:04):
Thank you nephew subject his daughter gets better gifts than
I do. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a wife and a
bonus mom to two teenagers, and my husband has a
good co parenting relationship with his ex wife. His fourteen
year old son lives with us. His seventeen year old
daughter is living with her mother. She turned seventeen on

(54:27):
July thirtieth, and that is what prompted me to write
in for your Opinion. My husband told me that we
were buying his daughter a car for her birthday, but
he did not tell me it was going to be
a car that's better than both of our cars. It's
a sporty coop with too much horsepower for a teenager.
He defended his decision to buy it because she did

(54:48):
not get a car for her sixteenth birthday like her
friends did. He took me to the dealership to pick
up the car, and I thought I was getting pranked
and the car was for me. He made me drive
his old car back home because he didn't want any
damage on his princess's car. I cried all the way
to the house. I'm jealous and hurt that he values

(55:11):
his daughter more than he values me. It's always been
like this. He gives her a teddy bear and some
kind of jewelry for Valentine's Day every year, and all
I get is a card and dinner, no card or
anything for Christmas. She gets everything on her list. We
can't afford her lifestyle, and I am tired of paying

(55:34):
credit card bills. Her mom called me to discuss the car.
She thinks it is inappropriate too, and she told me
that my husband might be trying to buy their daughter's
love because she knew about his infidelity. She said that
their daughter knows that I was the side chick for years.
I never looked at it that way. Is this punishment

(55:56):
for me because I helped to end his marriage or
is this a typical daddy daughter bond that's unbreakable?

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Please advise? Okay, well, I'm just gonna say this.

Speaker 11 (56:08):
I was feeling some kind of way about all of this,
you know, kind of on your side at first, until
I got to the bottom of this letter and you
said you were the side chick that helped end his marriage.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
What do you expect?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I mean, this is an entirely different situation.

Speaker 9 (56:24):
Now.

Speaker 11 (56:24):
This is more than just a daddy doting over his
daughter and spoiling his daughter. His ex wife, the woman
he left for you told you that the daughter knew
for years he was.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Cheating with you.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
What she didn't say is how her daughter knew, And
I think that's key in this letter. Did she catch him?
Was she traumatized by it all?

Speaker 4 (56:44):
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
You didn't tell us that part.

Speaker 11 (56:47):
But I think this is about him trying to make
up for his cheating by, like his ex wife said,
trying to buy his daughter's love.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
This is what guilt looks like.

Speaker 11 (56:58):
And I think you know that he's trying to make
his daughter not think he's a bad dad because he
cheated and left the family for you. That in and
of itself is unusual, because that hardly ever happens to
side chicks where the husband marries them.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
The woman that he was cheating on his wife with.

Speaker 11 (57:16):
You don't say how long you guys have been married,
but she's only seventeen the daughter, and I really don't
see the extravagant gifts stopping anytime soon again because of
the guilt he feels, he may have married you, but
clearly his daughter is number one. I mean you even
said that, and this will continue to be a problem
for you. But I say, don't suffer in silence. You

(57:36):
wrote us. Now you got to bring it up to
him so you guys can deal with it. But I
would just tell you this lower your expectations.

Speaker 14 (57:44):
Steve.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Great answer, Shirley, Absolutely great.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Asser.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
I agree with everything you said, one hundred percent. I'm
just looking at this letter. I don't I don't this
one got some twisting turns in it. Di justah, yeah,
I don't know what you want, old lady, you know
you kind of I'm just reading this letter, you know,
I'm like, Shirley, I was with you. You know you
you were you were you were you you the you,

(58:09):
the wife, your ex her. I mean, your husband has
a great co parenting relationship with the ex. Got the
fourteen year old boy to live with y'all, and and
uh and the seventeen year old girl to live with
the mother. Okay, cool, all right? And your husband told
you that he was buying his daughter a car for
her birthday, and what he didn't tell you that the

(58:32):
car that they was gonna buy was better than the
car that both of y'all got. That ain't finna happen.
I'm just gonna tell you that right there, that that
that's about as crazy as you come. Right here now,
I don't know how my child I just done that.
That's ignorant on so many levels. I'm not fit to
buy my child a car that's better than the one

(58:54):
I got. I damn show ain't fit to walk in
here and get my child a car better than the
war on my wife driving. Okay, he done lost his
ever loving ass mind for that, and they went to
pick it up. It's a sporty coop, too much horsepower
for a teenager. And he defended the decision by telling

(59:16):
you because he didn't get her a car for her
sixteen Oh, okay, I got news for you. I should
have been wrote this letter on my mom and daddy
a long time ago, because they didn't ever get me
no damn car. So I'm just pissed off at this
letter right here. Damn the sixteenth, I didn't get nothing
for the twenty fifth, twenty eight, thirty thirty fifth. I'm

(59:36):
just so mad at they ass now so anyway, and
he took you to the dealership to pick up the
car and you thought you was getting pranked, that you
thought the car was for you. He made me drive
his old car back home because he didn't want any
damage to his prince's car. I cried all the way
to the house. I'm with you on all this here,

(59:57):
and I still stand on what I said. My child
cannot get a better, more expensive car than me. Not
done even how his work. Now you say, I'm jealous
and hurt that he values his daughter more than he
values you. And when we come back, I'm gonna tell
you what the real problem is and how I might

(01:00:19):
handle it.

Speaker 11 (01:00:20):
All right, Steve, hang on, we'll have part two of
your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the
hour of The subject is his daughter gets better gifts
than I do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
We'll get back into it right after this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:00:34):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject his daughter gets better gifts than I do.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
She's got a co parenting relationship with her husband, his
ex wife's and their child live with them. Fourteen year
old boy, seventeen year old girl lives with the mother.
That great co parenting problem is he buys this girl everything.
And he bought a new car for her seventeenth birthday
without telling her and took her down to the dealership

(01:01:03):
and what tripped her out was a sporty high house
horsepower car and she thought the car was for her
and it wasn't. And it's a car that's better than
both the car that the mother drives and her husband drives,
so he'd bought his daughter car that's better than both
of them. Then he made the ex wife drive his

(01:01:23):
old car home while he drove a new one to
the house because he ain't want nothing happened to it.
This lady cries all the way home. She feels like
he values the daughter's relationship more than he values their
relationship and justified it by saying he's buying this expensive
car because she didn't get a car for her sixteenth
birthday like her friends did. That really stung me personally,

(01:01:48):
because my mama and them didn't get me no car
for sixty or thirty fifth birthday. And I'm really boomstarted
more pissed off by this as I read this letter.
I'm mad as hell and my mama thought about this
here now because I didn't even know I was supposed
to get no damn card sixteen. Tell you clearly, I

(01:02:12):
remember exactly what I had on my sixteenth birthday. Yeah,
I had bought myself a brand new English Racer eighty
seven dollars from May Company. Had that in layaway because
I had to work and get there anyway. Long story short,
So now you get home crazy, and he feels she
feels like he values a daughter's relationship more than hers,

(01:02:33):
and it's always been like this. He gives her a
Teddy Bear some kind of jewelry on Valentine's Day every year,
and all I get is a card and dinner. I
don't get no card or anything for Christmas. She gets
everything on her list. We can't afford her lifestyle, and
I'm tired of paying credit card bills. Now here's the
key to this whole letter. Her mother, the girl's mother,

(01:02:57):
his ex wife, called this lady to discover us the car.
Now the mother agrees and thinks it's inappropriate too to
buy such a car. Now all the adults is against
the car except him. So now the daughter probably got it,
got it. The daughter got a better card than the

(01:03:17):
lady that wrote the letter, But it got a better
card than her husband, and now I got a better
car in the ex wife. Oh, everybody in the letter
pissed off. So now she told me that her husband
might be trying to buy her daughter's love because she
knew about his infidelity. Shirley said, how would.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
She know that?

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
Well, because the mama told her that. You better believe her.
Daddy didn't tell her. The father didn't go in there
and tell it. The mother told her about the infidelity.
And it's odd that she would call you under the
let's car. I'm gonta say disguised because I know there's
a word for it that you're supposed to use. But

(01:03:59):
she gonna hide her real intent for calling you by
saying I think the car is inappropriate too. But she
really wanted to stain your ass with the information and
the reason she buying him this car, because your husband
might be trying to buy our daughter's love because she
knew about y'all's infidelity. She said, her daughter knows that

(01:04:21):
I was a side chick for years. Then she said
this surprising statement, I never looked at it that way.
You know, lady, what you ain't finna do is be hurt.
And then all of a sudden, get real stupid in
your letter? Now you analyzing everything else? Now, all of
a sudden, stupid just took over. I never looked at

(01:04:43):
my daughter knows. Their daughter knows. I was a side
chick for years. I never looked at it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Side piece thoughts.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
I love it? Well?

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Are you crazy? I didn't know Popeye's had re.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
He's all right, she tried to trick us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
You mean to tell me camc.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Sir slow, is this punishment for me because I helped
to end his marriage? Or is this a typical daddy
daughter bond that's unbreakable? Please advise. Let me tell you something.
I have a hard time telling my daughter's No, my
daughters can call me for anything, and I pretty much

(01:05:28):
would do it. Tommy, No, the same thing. But now
let me explain something. Though you're not finna get no
damn car that cost mode in my car, I bet
you that you got my driveway right now. Matter of fact,
you better not pull up in something look just like mine,
because I'm trying to figure out what hell going on now.
So let's just start there. Have all my daughter's gotten

(01:05:51):
cars from me?

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
Absolutely? Was any of them cars better than the one
I'm driving. Hell No, now, have I had to explain
some of my past transgressions to my kids?

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
I could have, but I haven't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
Okay, I ain't gotta tell you damn thing. Me and
your mommy aid together called well, me and your mommy
aid to get We ain't work out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
That's not what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
What it is, We ain't work out the whole that
had been about me ever since they brought this girl
in this car. Sixteen, My mama and daddy didn't buy me,
no damn car. I ain't get a call when out
sixteen twenty twenty five, thirty thirty five, I ain't get up.
I ain't get a new call out at thirty eight.

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Speaker 11 (01:06:52):
Coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, Junior
is here with Sports Talk.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Right after this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
What you got Junior?

Speaker 10 (01:07:04):
You know Morny humph has just really rubbed me the
wrong way because you know some more bows from Houston.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
That's my hometown. We look out for our okay.

Speaker 10 (01:07:11):
And I'm telling you right now, Mark, you know you
got time to wash all the medals giving out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
But do you know your playbook though the middle back
of high fire fire you had left the field.

Speaker 10 (01:07:22):
You just go got the call up because you thought
it was a fire side that you just started up
the left. Now, but ten people on the field because
you ad the left wide receiver wire over touchdown.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
Lightning lightning.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
You didn't went in there.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
You didn't went in the whole field.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
House just clipped for cover.

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
You ain't even out there the field touchdown that point,
I bet you did.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
You go ahead when you say lightning lightning? Is that
like the car?

Speaker 10 (01:07:47):
Now he's the deep ferred he asked left the field
because he thought of the lightning.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Oh that's what that means. Was a signal?

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
Know what he's supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Five fight one.

Speaker 10 (01:07:57):
He's supposed to have a flat Oh yeah, oh yeah,
he just all eating cookies.

Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
Too.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
That's not very Hall of Fame.

Speaker 10 (01:08:05):
Like last time for your Olympic hood report.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Thank you, Julia.

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
It's very very short this morning. The Olympic Hood report
is very very short because there were no hood events
involved in the Olympics on yesterday, that was a day
off from track and field. But let me give you
the hood update. First of all, beach volleyball, that's happening.
That's always white people until you go to Brazil and
then you see some people with some color on it.
But Lord her Mercy, the white folks, you can play

(01:08:33):
beach volleyball. I played beach volleyball before it, and it's
really hard because when you think you fit to run
your toes digging that saying as you fall, it's hard
to have top speed in saying, I'm telling you that
right now, which makes it a better sport for white
folks because you can't run at top speed in the saying. Thus,
ain't no need of putting black people out there, because

(01:08:54):
white people can go just as slow as they want. Anyway,
they got this new tape that they putting on people,
those bodies that put stripes on your body, supposed to
make you mo athletic. Hardly ever see black people with
that tape on. Wonder what's up with that congratulations called
kinetics tapes? If you slow and white by yourself some
kinetic tape and you two can play in the Olympics.

(01:09:14):
Also like to say congratulations to the skull people that's
running in the rowboats on their knees and paddling on
one side. I still don't know what the hell that about,
and don't give a damn who get the gold medal. Also,
water polo has been going on all white countries in
that too. I saw a black girl that's the goalie
for the United States team, but she ain't stopping a shot.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Also, we got the seven man rugby.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
Is out there now. I don't even give a damn
about the eleven man rugby, so let loan the seventh
man rugby right there and last, but not these. I
watched the archery contest and a white man won that.
It's amazing how no Native Americans are in this who
I am sure would just be sweeping They ass with
this right here. But once again we took that from

(01:09:59):
them too. That has been the Hood and Olympics Report.
Thank you for joining us track and Field. We'll be
back on tomorrow.

Speaker 15 (01:10:05):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Steve.

Speaker 11 (01:10:07):
With the HOOD Report coming up at the top of
the hour. A man needs some advice. He says, my
girlfriend flirts with everyone. We'll get into that right after this.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
You're listening morning show, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:10:21):
Steve Gary on Facebook says, the woman that I've been
seeing for about six months is super beautiful and she's charming,
and I really think she could be the one. But
sometimes I can't tell if she's as serious about our
relationship as I am. She tells me we're exclusive, but
then she seems to flirt with guys all the time,
even when I'm standing right there. Maybe this is just

(01:10:44):
the way she is and I'm the one with the problem,
but I don't know if I can get past this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Is this a normal thing with some people?

Speaker 11 (01:10:50):
Do some women just come off like they're always flirting
with everyone?

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
No, no, that ain't normal. And if it seemed like
she flirting with everybody, bruh, she's just a happy person
that smiles at people, then that's a different thing. But
but let me tell you stuff. You can't here, so
what you're doing, you know, you can you hear stuff

(01:11:18):
like that?

Speaker 16 (01:11:18):
You know that's saying.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
Yeah. Now if you hear her say stuff like you
ain't bring me no drink? Got muscles?

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Yeah? Wow, oh you got muscles?

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
That's a flirt at.

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
Now, she's just a person that smiles at other people
because some people you know me and takes oh man,
she feeling me. No, man, she's just happy, that's all.
But you know, if you if you're seeing her and
and you think she's openly flirting, that's the problem. You
could be into her more than she's into you. I

(01:11:57):
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
You know, you're the only reason. And you tolerating this.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
It's cause she fine, is hey, that's that's it. But
I'm gonna tell you right now, old dog, you can
get some more fine though. That's not fine, and you
don't act right. That ain't worth a damn. That ain't damn.

Speaker 12 (01:12:17):
How come I tell my walk in here you smiling
and skinning and Kiki and and his man pray?

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
What is all that about?

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
We have time for another one, Steve.

Speaker 11 (01:12:28):
This is from Cebe on Steve Harvey f m Ptebe says,
I'm currently sleeping on my friend's couch because I got
kicked out of my last apartment. My friend says I
can only stay with him for another week, but I
don't have enough money to put down on an apartment.
I have a job, but barely make enough to survive,
and my car is on its last leg. I feel

(01:12:49):
like the universe is working against me and I don't
know what to do. How can I get myself out
of this situation?

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Well, first of all, dog, I've been there before. You
know you gotta car, but you can't. First of all,
stop expecting everybody to help you get off that your
refugees and your relationship with God. I hate to tell
people that, but that's really the truth. And I don't
hate to tell people that because people keep looking for

(01:13:16):
something else. And if you keep looking for answers and
other people, then there you have it. Your friend and
said you can stay with him for another week. Now,
you just got kicked out your other place. Something wrong
with you though? Don't nobody want you staying with them?
You got kicked out your last apartment. Your homie are
goun to gain you one more week? And why is

(01:13:36):
the universe just me? First of all, I would self
examine and self check myself. What am I doing wrong?
Why I can't even stay?

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
Damn well, I mean, bro, you done got kicked out
your last apartment. You didn't say why? Your friends say
you got one more week?

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
On his couch.

Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
What you're doing wrong?

Speaker 9 (01:13:54):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Now you're working, but you don't make enough to barely.
I don't know what to tell you that. You're gonna
have to get you a little small uh you know,
stay k place, you know, homewood suite, Go stay there
for a few days with your next check. You know,
you got to find yourself a little studio apartment. You know,
you gotta do something. But you got to quit dependent

(01:14:17):
on other people.

Speaker 12 (01:14:18):
See, everybody couch can't take that. He probably a big
ass do Everybody couch can't have that. That's too much
on them. I don't like everybody on my couch. Say
they need to get on the floor, get your get
your blanket and pilling, get.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
On the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
And you can't be on everybody couch.

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
Some of them something that you could be a fat
or skinny problem. It's messed up people in all weight classes.
But what you can't do being here is dipping my
couch though, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
What stay here.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
You eating up all the food and you damage your froniture.
You gotta get your fat ass up out of it.

Speaker 11 (01:14:54):
On the Steve Harvey Morty Show coming up in twenty
minutes after he did not say anything about what call it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
You're listening hard Morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:15:08):
All right, So Republican VP candidate JD Vance's campaign plane
and air Force too, that's VP Kamala Harris's plane. They
were all in the tarmac at the same time. This
went down in Wisconsin. They were all there at the
same time. Well, here goes Vans walking over to Air
Force two. While he was doing it, and he was
telling reporters that he wanted to see what his future

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plane would look like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Van said he wanted to speak Uh huh. How arrogant
of him.

Speaker 11 (01:15:34):
He said he wanted to speak outside of air Force too,
because he's going to fly around in the vice presidential
plane in just a few short months.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Say, you can always be speaking outside of air Force too,
always because you ain't getting in the plane and you
ain't getting in the White House. What else you need?
Ass away from him? Excuse me, sir, Step away from plane, sir.
We don't want to hurt you. Step away from the plane.

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Just a security risk. Step away from the plane.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
Yeah, everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
I'm telling you one more.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Time, I swear to God, sir, sir. Well, one thing
we do know, Trump pick somebody just as stupid as he.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
And getting all Yeah, yeah, fivefold, sir, five four step
away from the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
F a f oh, sir, step away from the plane.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Oh yeah, exactly, So don't.

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
Mess around, sir, five fold sirt five fol coming up your.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Way around you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Right there you go, hiding up.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
You're listening Morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:16:54):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather be famous for all all the wrong reasons?
Or would you rather just not be famous at all?

Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:17:04):
Hell no, I don't care what a reason it is
what I'm famous.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Well, you don't care? You want to be famous? Well,
what kind of bad?

Speaker 16 (01:17:14):
Yes, Steve, I've been both. I just want to put
that out there, Paul, I've been all of the above.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
You've been famous and infamous, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:17:32):
I've been no damn body and famous for all the wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
All right, listen to this one, guys.

Speaker 11 (01:17:40):
Would you rather live in a world where there's no crime,
no crime? Would you rather live in a world where
there's no privacy.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
No crime?

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Man?

Speaker 9 (01:17:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Hell yeah, give me the no crime, privacy, necking and anything.
No crime, ain't no crime. But everybody know what I'm doing?

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we serve you just urinating yep, that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Ain't no crime to that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Too far, sir.

Speaker 11 (01:18:13):
Would you rather cancel winter forever? Or would you rather
cancel summer forever?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Come summer girl?

Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
He got sick of seal.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Yeah, you gotta cancel.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
He needed to cancel winter, air conditioning, everything, water drinking, snushes.
He the only one go to the carnifer that don't
get a snow.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Cone in the summer.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
What are you canceling, nephew, I'm.

Speaker 12 (01:18:53):
Canceling winter, but I'm gonna be wearing my sweaters and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
I'm canceling. Okay, I'm gonna I'm Sweaterland sometimes you're.

Speaker 12 (01:19:03):
Gonna have I'm gonna be happy over there with Junior,
with just Turnle Necker owns.

Speaker 6 (01:19:08):
I'm impressed that you be finding them fashionable close in
your size.

Speaker 11 (01:19:12):
Would you rather compete in judo or would you rather
compete in wrestling at the Olympics?

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
Which one.

Speaker 12 (01:19:21):
Way I'm getting my ass whip. Either way, I'm getting
my ass already.

Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
Yeah, but at least in wrestling. But judo they be
grabbing your clothes and everything. Look at your ass off.

Speaker 11 (01:19:34):
Thanks, guys, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up
in forty nine? Minutes after, we'll close out the show
with the one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this,
you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here
we are last break of the day and it's time
to close out the show closing remarks with the one
and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
Hey, you know, a young lady called in earlier today
and was talking about, Uh, she was going to vote,
but so many young people are depressed about to vote
because they think they vote don't matter. She said, because
if Hillary Clinton won the popular vote but she lost
the electoral what's the use of us voting? And it

(01:20:15):
was really really a fair question. I didn't think when
Barack Obama ran for president that he was going to win.
I voted for him, but I didn't think in my
lifetime I was going to see a black man be
become the president of the United States. And now we're
on the cusp of watching another first possibly that has

(01:20:37):
real potential. This woman could become and has a very
strong chance of becoming the first female to win the
presidency of the United States and the first black woman
to win the presidency of the United States. Now, in
my lifetime, if you think I didn't think that was
possible for a black man. I really never even think

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thought of this. But here we are again. And it's amazing, man,
because I think of Martin Luther King's speech oftentime mountaintop.
He said, I may not get there with you, but
we as a people will get to the mountaintop. And
I've watched us do some incredible things after this man's death.

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But I want to say to young people out there
and everybody out there that's listening, your vote does matter.
I'm gonna show you something. Your vote does matter.

Speaker 11 (01:21:31):
See.

Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
The reason your vote matter is because it does affect
the popular vote, but it also affects the electoral vote.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
See.

Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
The reason they had the electoral vote in the beginning
is when the North fought the South Civil War and
they split the country North. In the South, the South
felt like in order for them to get rights, and
they were less populated in states like Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana.
They wanted to have as much say so as the
northern states. So if they won the popular vote, their

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electoral vote would count the same as a more populated state.
That was the purpose of it. But if you win
the popular vote in that state, you can control the
electoral in that state, you are valuable. Listen to me, y'all.
The biggest lie they've e've helped to perpetuate is that

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our vote doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
That and let me tell you something.

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
They help perpetuate that lie by propping us up every
format they can to saying we don't stand a chance
they're voting. Our vote don't count. They get behind that
stuff on Facebook they push out as they prompt that agenda.
But let me show you the trick they using.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Though.

Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
If our vote don't count, why does Donald Trump keep
saying he's done more for black people since Abraham Lincoln?
If our vote count, why is Donald Trump always somewhere
trying to get the black vote? Why at every Trump

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rally do you see black people strategically placed in the
background of all of his rallies. You know what, those
people who stand in those positions, they're placed there by
the Republican Party and the Democratic Party. That's politics. Those
people you see at the rallies are placed in those
camera seats. And why do you think if the black

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vote don't count, you always got some black people behind
Donald Trump at all of his rallies.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
That's because your black vote counts.

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
Man, Why do you keep seeing them prop up every
chance they get Blacks for Trump? Why is it that
you keep seeing that no matter where you go? Because
they know our vote counts. They know that we can
make the decision in this election because we made it
in the last one.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
They know how valuable you are.

Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
We have always been made to think we are less
than who we are, when all along they've known the
truth about us. It's just that we got to quit
believing the lie about us. We all of that and
a bag of chips, and everybody know it. So why
we don't know that about ourselves? Our vote is critical.

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That's why everybody wanted Donald Trump included why did Donald
Trump even show up at the NABJ, the National Association
of Black Journalists? Why would he even go there? And
then when they asked him the hard questions, he's so
hateful and so ignorant towards black people. He want the
black woman fired if I would fire her? She asked

(01:24:48):
me these questions right here, she's a journalist. What did
you want her to ask you? But if he didn't
care about the black vote, why was he at their
National Association for Black journalists. Y'all, your vote matters. Stop
thinking we don't count. I'm telling you we count. We've
been counting for a long time. We are the deciding

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factor in all cultural events. They don't like us.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Why they tann it?

Speaker 6 (01:25:17):
What's with the lip injections? We've been having all of this.
I've been knowing black women was all that. Now everybody
want to look like y'all. They've been knowing the truth.
We determine everything in the culture. We determined what the
new dances are. We determine how we wear our clothes.
We determined all the fashions. We determine what's cool in

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this country. They kids try to act like black kids
because we have been the determining factor the whole time.
Don't get fools, y'all. We been it for a long
time and they know it. It's just they convinced us
that we wouldn't. We are it, and your vote matters.
If it didn't matter, why they won't it so bad?

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Please get to the polls and vote because you do
matter and they know it too. Those are my damn
closing remarks. Hello to all the sisters out there, and
thank you for all your natural bbls your big ass
lips and your pretty chocolate skin.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Thank you, So I vote for you, Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey,
I vote for y'all.

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