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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
All at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given a.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Black bus busy.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Listening to show. I don't joy Yah, yeah, joy, you

(00:59):
got to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
You love you.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Turn turn.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
To turn the mouth. Turn You probably got to turn
mouth the word of the monk.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Come come out, You'll think, uh huh, I said, uh huh,
I show will, Good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
You are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I feel it's necessary to explain.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
What I say in the morning because somebody asked me,
what do you mean by that when you say that
in the morning. When I say uh huh, it's in
response to David Hollister opening the song by saying, go ahead,
big Daddy, go ahead, I said, uh huh, I show will.
Then I say good morning everybody. Because I was raised

(02:36):
a rage. You're supposed to speak when you come in
the room. I'm coming in y'all's room, whether it's your bedroom,
the room in your house, your car, your office, you know,
wherever you're at. I come in room or God speaks,
I say good morning, everybody. You are listening to the voice.
And then I got to introduce myself because as a performer,

(02:57):
I always felt my best when I was introduced. No,
why would you walk out on stage anybody introduce you.
You can't get a round of applause. It's just it's horrible.
So I say, you are listening to the voice one
and only Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now. Now
that's old school. I got that, but that's I was
once again.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Dig me? Now?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Is I want you to feel what I'm about to say.
That's all I'm saying. That's not a bragging thing. You
know you are listening to the voice one and only
Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now. I'm just asking
you to feel what I'm saying in the morning because
it's part of a promise that I made to God.
See a long time ago, I told God, if he

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allowed me to make it, that when I got there,
I would tell everybody I know how I did it,
and I wasn't gonna shortcut it or shade him on it.
I said, if you allow me to make it, if
you give me the strength, the courage, the wisdom, you
gave me a gift, if you let me apply it,
don't destroy myself in the process. Forgive me for my

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sins along the way, continue to hold and rock me
when I needed. When I make it, I promise you Lord,
when I get there, I will tell everybody how I
made it.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
This started back in LA when I got on the
radio and I was making it okay. I was doing okay,
but I had to keep my promise to God. My
promise was, if you allow me to make it, I'll
tell everybody how I got there. I have to tell
you that every day because if it was not for

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that grace and mercy, I wouldn't even be here able
to fulfill my promise. Because I've done enough dirt in
my life. Man to not be worthy. He could have
easily walked away from me a long time ago because
I had show walked away from him.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
See, and I didn't walk away from him. I walked away.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
From him a bunch of times. But guess what he
forgave me a bunch of times. I'm a living example
of hundreds of chances. His forgiveness and his mercy is
available for everybody. It's the only reason I get on
this show every day. It's the only reason I have

(05:22):
the blessings that's come in my way. It's the only
way that the things that keep happening in my life, man,
that I have no explanation for, is because of His
grace and mercy. See, anytime something good happens in my
life and I can't explain it, that's usually him, he
exhibits to me. Remember, I'm a forgiving god.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Man.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Remember, So when you fall, Steve, don't lay down there.
Don't you lay down there. Don't you let the devil
fool you that because you'd have made some mistakes that
you ain't that you can't do it because everybody gonna
make them.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
There's none if it, no, not once.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
So get up, keep moving, keep pushing, step on what
you're laying there for. Your daddy didn't raise you that way. Look, man,
my father was just about manhood. I'm gonna just tell you.
My daddy never had a conversation with me about church.
He beat me for not going, but you know a
couple of times, but he wasn't about that wasn't his message.

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That was my mama's job. My mama taught me about
being saved, about loving the Lord, about giving your life,
about the teachings of Jesus Christ. My mama was a
Sunday school teacher, so I got all of that from her.
My old man ain't had none of that for me.
My old man talked to me about one thing all
day long, hard working manhood, and well you're gonna get

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that if you don't get nothing else from me. He
gave that to me, so I got it. See, so
my father, you say, excuse my language, but you ain't
gonna sit there like no little punk up in here.
You ain't what you're finna do. You finna get up
and go do what you're supposed to do. Now, stop
all that whine and like some little go and get
the movie. That's how my father talked to me. And
I'm just telling you real. It worked for me, though,

(07:05):
And before you start emailing me, that had nothing to
do with homosexuality at all. It's just that was his
term for a man not acting like a man. That's
all it was. It was not a gay reference at all.
I want you to understand that before you started emailing me.
So my daddy wasn't calling. That was not a sexual
reference for him. My father talked to us That's what

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he meant. I knew exactly what he meant. He couldn't
amit nothing if he ain't even know nothing about that.
My man clueless when it come to that right there.
So when I was getting down and feeling bad about myself, my.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Old man, he taught me this toughness.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Man, He gave me this grit, this doggedness, this go
to work and work hard. That's why today, when God
does bless me with something, he ain't got to worry
about me not working hard because that's in me. And
when I get tired, I asked that same God for
strift to keep on doing so I can do the

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blessing he got for me. So when you ask me
how you gonna do all this, Steve Harvey, I don't know.
I ain't got to figure that out. All I got
to do is show up with the same amount of
faith of being showing up with God handled the rest
of it.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
See y'all, hey man, let me tell you something. I
don't see how you do it. I don't either. Can
I get you, hey man, newsflash? Let me hear. I
don't see how you doing all that? Steve? You doing this?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
You doing that? Can I tell you something I don't either?
I just wake up with the faith man and trusting
that if He gonna bless me with it, he must
be gonna show me a way.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
How to get it done. See I ain't tripping on
that part.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
See, once you take yourself out the how to business,
you can go on and get with it.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
But see, if you gonna trip yourself out.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
With the how to, you can't think like God can think.
You can't figure like God can figure. So now you
sit up in here, God Lord, I want this to
happen for me. Then I don't know how I'm gonna
do all that. Well, guess what?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
You in the way? Now, see you?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Now you in the way because see God ain't asked
you to figure out how to. He said ask and believe.
Then he said faith without works is dead. That's my solution.
That's the concoction that I'm functioning on. All I got
to do is accept the blessing, keep the faith, be

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willing to work and believe God can do anything but fail.
Why would God bring me this far to leave me?
Why would He bring you this far to leave you?
So while I get up every morning, I have no choice.
I got to get up in here to rest when

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I'm running late, man. I try to plow through here.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Sometime I don't make it. Man, I got to do
a rerun.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
But I plow through here because, man, Steve, you're gonna
run out something to say. No, I'm gonna just keep thinking.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now. You can't run out of that, can you, because
you owe him that.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Matter of fact, when I get through talking, I really
ain't thanked him enough. Morning, ladies, and just let me
have your undivided detention. I'm going to try to suppress
my joy this morning, just a bit so I can
sound a bit more regular. You know what today is.

(10:14):
It's another gift, It's another opportunity, it's another blessing, another
moment of grace. But you know what, he ain't had
to do it. He just ain't had to do it,
but he did. That's all the suppression I got for you.
I'm actually overjoyed at the fact that I made it
another day.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
What is the word today?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
You know it really ain't none, But I feel absolutely
gobcuriously whoa quantum mystifically wow, quantums spoofifyed. I'm just who
I'm spoofedified that that's that's better than stupified ladies and gentlemen,
it's a great day.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Halt how you want to handle it, but do be grateful.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Steve harton Morty Show, Shearloy Strawberry, Mississippi, Monica Junior and
the legend that is Nephew Tommy. Yeah, that gover, that
hat I finally got.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Oh, you finally got it. Tell us you got it
on time. You know why I saw it, Tommy.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
I got out of my car one day and I
was cutting through my garage and one of the people
that on the staff had opened it and it was
just sitting on top of a box in the garage.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
Almost fell on my knees and cried. Junior finally delivered
it be there mid today.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
Well, let me ask you this unk, man. Let's talk
about this man. This is we listed fifty days from
this selection. Man, and you got people out here, man,
were talking, and tell the people here talking about man.
I still need some more research. I just need to
find out. What else do you need to find out?

Speaker 10 (11:53):
It's fifty days away from the election. What research is
they talking about? What's this research?

Speaker 4 (11:58):
I don't know, But let me give you something that
you don't have to research.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
You already know this.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Donald Trump cares about Donald Trump, and he has proven
it over and over again. Would want why would you
want leadership in the White House that's devices? Why would
you want a person in the White House that's immature
who has the time to text out I hate Taylor

(12:27):
Swill who got that kind of time sitting in the
White House? Man, brouh, that's just not presidential. Look, man,
here's a man who really has thirty four felony convictions.
Here's a man who has been charged, accused, and convicted

(12:47):
of assault. Here is a man who has been attempted
to be impeached twice. Come on, man, I'm trying to
figure out. Here is a man that if he thinks
you guilty just because you black, he'll take out a
full page ad in the USA to demand your life
sentence and and and all five of them innocent and

(13:11):
just try to ruin these young men's life. This is
the same guy who him and his daddy got convicted,
charged and lost the case for discriminating against blacks living
in their buildings.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes they did, Yes, they.

Speaker 11 (13:26):
Did find to bring us together.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I mean.

Speaker 12 (13:32):
Yeah, all right, coming up at thirty the hour, we'll
hear from the nephew.

Speaker 11 (13:40):
Is he runs that prank back right after this.

Speaker 13 (13:42):
You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 12 (13:45):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank back. What you got for its neph This.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Right here is my roommate Bennie. Alright, alright, alright, ket dog,
if you hould my roommate Bennie.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
My sweet to Devin. Yeah, okay, hey man, this Chris.
I live above you. I ain't ever met you before,
but uh you you you if you been calling the
leasing office about uh, complaining on me about I'm making
too much noise of way.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, man, I'm not bad, bro. I was trying to
catch you. Man. I could never uh, I could never
catch you at home.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Man.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
It's just like you know, bro, I work at night.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
I work at night. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, you're saying. I said I work in a day,
but I can't sleep at night, brocause I don't know
what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying, I ain't
trying to be in your business. I'm not trying to
be in your business. Player. I just can't get sleep
at night, man, because it'll be a lot of noise,
a lot of noise, a lot of talking. And what
you do is your business, bro.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
I'm just saying, man, please, man, but you ain't have
to go to the leasing office. Man, all you had
to do. You know what's all that me? You ain't
you know they got me written up like you know,
one more complain on me, they gonna put me out
of something.

Speaker 14 (14:52):
Well.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, Now, like I said, I was trying to get
I was trying to find you. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
But we I.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Guess we miss each other because you you work at night,
working to day, so you know when you going, I'm
coming and when I'm coming, you gone. You're saying, Brian's
trying to start. No, I'm just trying to, you know,
go to work and pay my pay my bills.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Man, I'll be at work at night.

Speaker 14 (15:11):
Man.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to get my
hustle on, like you trying to get your own doing.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Hold on, hold on, okay, okay, let's make it make sense. Bruh.
If you at work at night, somebody in your somebody
in your apartment talking loud, the keeping me up square business.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Okay, you got a roommate us all, I'm like, you
ain't no room. I ain't got no roommate, man, Benny.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation. It's like
two people in there talking loud every night. And no,
that's brother.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
That's Benny. Man, Benny be talking.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Okay, you say you ain't got no room mate? Who
who is Benny? Who is Benny?

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Benny is my bird my parents? That's Benny Be talking.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Like, man, start want me die? Listen mine? Why why
wait a minute? You trying to tell me a bird?

Speaker 5 (15:56):
That was Bjenny? Man, I have bity ten years. That's
my bird.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Byrns don't even live at law. So so now I'm
up at night, I'm at the work because because bird, that's.

Speaker 14 (16:06):
What you want.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
That that's what you called me to tell me.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
I called you to tell you. You ain't got to
be putting these complaints on me.

Speaker 14 (16:13):
Man.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
It's like I'm I'm going at night. That's Benny talking, man,
then bet it in hold on, Penny.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Wait a minute, hey, look, I'm telling you now do
something with the Byron then or that's gonna be some
consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some flying chicken rounding.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Man Plenty is like a family member to me.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Bird too, can saund the chicken on the call Flake Box,
Kentucky Chicken Churches.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
All Brian, hey man, you don't tell me nothing bad
about my birth. Okay, brother, you know what, maybe me
and you need to square from front of each other
because you don't you don't disrespect Benny man.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
All right, all right?

Speaker 5 (16:51):
He thanks you some.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
All right, all right? I bet that be on my
table when I get home. If it's a bird, then
I bet that be all my table.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Man. Now, you ain't fin the city and disrespect me
and try to tell me what you're gonna do to
my bird. But you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to Benny.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Tell you what I tell you? What see you can
date you howl right now. What you gonna work tonight?
I bet you bet it. I'll bet that tomorrow. I
bet you we be singing looking good tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Many man, Hold on a minute, man, wait a minute. Dog,
what you can't do and start talking about what you're
gonna do to my bird?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Now?

Speaker 5 (17:22):
And told you you found for going to the listing
office calling me out, and now you're on the phone.
I'm trying to work this out with you, and now
you you ain't kind of work right now.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
First, if you you call me and tell me that
it is a bird holding a conversation with itself. I'm
a stupid right now. I'm I'm a stupid to even
continue on this conversation killing me out fire night. Are
you serious, man, I'm really on some in rooms or something. Say, man, listen, bruh,

(17:51):
listen whatever it is, if it's a bird or recording whatever,
if you gotta do, stoping way and now it's gonna bird. Man,
I'm gonna be sol and sorted.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
If this is really a bird, it's spinny, man, it's spinny.

Speaker 14 (18:03):
You know.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
All you have to do is come to me and
we could have had lit like me.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, okay, okay, we're
gonna have it like me. And then, first off, least
and office wouldn't give me your name? What's your name?

Speaker 5 (18:13):
My name? Chris?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Okay, Chris, I'm different. There we go, there we go. Listen, dolls.
I ain't for the past three months, you know what
I'm saying. I ain't really been getting no sleep because
of this bird. You say it's a bird. I don't
believe that. But a bird a bird?

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Come on, dog, that's going forward? Bird for ten years?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Well, look, take the work what it is. I don't care.
Figured something out, but whatever going on up there with
you and your bird need to come to an immediate
house or it's gonna be something doubt.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Hey man, hey man. What you can't do is threaten
me by what's going on in my household.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Man, look here, you ain't Bennie, Bennie, Lennie, whatever.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
The name is.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
You need to do something with that or it's gonna
be some real It's sure.

Speaker 14 (18:59):
Man.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Why I bought back and forth with you about this?
You keep telling me something about a bird that's a bird.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
What's the problem with it? What's the problem understanding that
people have pet birds?

Speaker 14 (19:08):
Say?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Man, I don't give up if you have a pet bird,
But really, this talk all night long?

Speaker 5 (19:14):
How do you?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
How do you?

Speaker 5 (19:15):
How do you come?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Don't never shut up.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told
me to tell you? Though? Can I tell you what
Benny told me?

Speaker 14 (19:23):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
White Chris White, White, Brother, I don't want to hear
what no bird told you to tell me?

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you?

Speaker 14 (19:35):
What?

Speaker 5 (19:35):
What? What the Benny told me to tell you this
that this is neftew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy Sean. Dude, did

(19:57):
I get your man?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Got me? You got man? That guy. I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.

Speaker 14 (20:04):
I'm gonna have to.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I'm gonna have to wait for this dude. Get out
and talk to him. I ain't talk so much to
shoot about this. Some pas and burned. I don't know
what's the stad man.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
I may even do.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
God, I'll be up all night and I'm saying I'm
missing I'm missing my sleep. I'm missing you know what
I'm saying. I'm missing y'all in the morning because I'm
probably hitting the snool.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
But I got one more thing to ask you. What
is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest
radio show in the land?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh man, Steve Harden Morning Show. We never sun.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Don't take all that, don't take all that. Come on.
My parent is my roommate. What what is the problem?

Speaker 6 (20:43):
What if Benny saying that's what's been going on, then
that's what Benny say, all right? Because what Benny say,
go you feel me?

Speaker 12 (20:50):
I feel you, all right, thank you. Coming up next
it is asking what that she love others? And Steve,
you're listening, Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
of the hour. In entertainment news from a bad boy rapper,
Shine claims that Ditty destroyed his life.

Speaker 11 (21:11):
Did he's attorney once? Did he move from the deplorable
jail he's been housed in? And uh, we'll tell you
what not to use baby oil for. Make sure you're listening.

Speaker 12 (21:21):
Steve will tell you what not to use baby oil for.
That's all at the top of the hour.

Speaker 13 (21:26):
But right now.

Speaker 12 (21:33):
It's time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve
Harvey already in rear form.

Speaker 11 (21:40):
All right, let's go. This is from Lacey in DFW.
Lacey Wrights.

Speaker 12 (21:44):
I'm thirty six and just bought my first home after
living with my mom for four years. She misses me
so much that she lets herself into my house several
times to wait for me to get home. I hate
this so much, but I feel very sorry for her.
How do I stop my mom?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
You got change the lock?

Speaker 11 (22:03):
Many hm hmmmm.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
And ain't nothing like having to sit out on the
porch to stop a person from coming up?

Speaker 11 (22:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
When you got grandma got to sit on the steps. Yeah,
you gotta change your locks. What you're scared of is
you got your new place and mama gonna just come
over there one time? And one of them, very very
inappropriate moment.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, what about Charles.

Speaker 11 (22:32):
Charles about what her mom says. Baby, I came over
to the house. I tried to get in, but it
seems like my hedn't work.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Try try to back though.

Speaker 11 (22:44):
Well I tried that one too, baby.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Okay, all right, movie, your key in the mailbox and
I'll fit it.

Speaker 11 (22:55):
Moving on to Maxine and Boulder.

Speaker 12 (22:58):
Maxine rights, I do pregnant see cast for Moms to
Be And an older gentleman said he wanted a cast
of his mid section. He said he's willing to pay
extra since he has extra down there.

Speaker 11 (23:10):
It made me curious, should I do this or is
his request to unprofessional?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Getting your business in the way? Now, wait a minute,
he won't he want a cast of his stomachs, of.

Speaker 11 (23:23):
His stomach, of his mid section, yes, just like she does.

Speaker 15 (23:28):
Stomach yeah, huh yeah, but the private area yeah, she
said his mid section.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
He said he's willing to tell me private though, because
she said it was pray extra, and she said is
it inappropriate?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (23:49):
Should I do this? Or is his request to unprofessional?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
You don't know private when you hear sure, you ought
to know that. When you hear you don't know what.

Speaker 11 (23:59):
He's tired and he wanted to catch it. I'm just
reading what's on the paper.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
You know what's on the paper.

Speaker 11 (24:08):
He's willing to pay extra since he has extra down there.
It made me curious, she said, So should I do this?

Speaker 14 (24:15):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (24:16):
What she wants to know?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Well not me. You can't come and meet with that.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
But since you're curious, I go on and charge extra,
make to put that cast on it, but then don't
tell him how to get it off, charging taking walking around,
and then say I have a professional way to get

(24:42):
it off. But if you want to get it off yourself,
here go a hammer.

Speaker 11 (24:45):
Oh cast?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
All right?

Speaker 12 (24:50):
Moving on, Akima in New Orleans says, my male friend
asked to stay with me for a weekend because he's
letting his sister and her sorority sister stay at his place.
My boyfriend told me to say no, so I did.
But I've known my friend since I was six. Was
I wrong to ask my boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Hmmm?

Speaker 4 (25:10):
I mean, well, it makes sense because suppose your boyfriend
want to come over and you go, well, my friend
is over here. How that's gonna sound for you? You
don't owe your friend nothing. Let your friend get a
hotel room. All these girls coming in the sorority that's good.
You gonna let your your your sister use your house
for the sorority party, that's cool. Then have your sister

(25:31):
in them sorority parties. Chipy in and get you a room.
But you're gonna mess your life up trying to help
your dumb ass friend.

Speaker 11 (25:42):
Okay, I know how you feel about you wasn't wrong.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
For asking your boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I mean it makes sense because he gonna show want
to know why he can't come over there, and then
you're gonna tell him cause my friend over here, Well.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Why he over there?

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Well, his sister used his house for a sorority party. Okay,
I got all that. Why he over here though his
system used her his house for the sorority party. I
heard that part. Yeah, why he over here? Because we
friends and it's my house right there. No go stay

(26:17):
over one of your homies house.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
What you over here for?

Speaker 4 (26:22):
I know better?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I like you for all of these reasons.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Because I'm looking at you, I'm pretty sure he got
to be thinking the same thing, and he is.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
It's a perfect time to get over your house.

Speaker 11 (26:37):
I've been trying since we were sitting.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I bet ain't nobody gonna be in his house.

Speaker 10 (26:46):
That's a good way.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's a good one.

Speaker 11 (26:49):
He's just lying.

Speaker 10 (26:50):
Ain't nobody over there?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
All right?

Speaker 11 (26:55):
Last one?

Speaker 12 (26:55):
See moving on to Patra in tallahethe Patra says, my
husband smokes weed all of the time, so I was
not surprised when our sixteen year old came home smelling
like weed. I told my husband that he can't really
be mad because he's trying to harshly punish our son.

Speaker 11 (27:11):
Is this the best way to handle this?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Well, when it happened in Tallaheasie, you know things like
that happened sometime.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Is that's what I said?

Speaker 11 (27:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, now Tallahassee.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
I mean, you could punish your boy heart if you
want to, But if he'd seen you smoke, I mean, man, look,
if you can't get mad when your son want to
do you.

Speaker 11 (27:39):
So what's the best way to handle it?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Then?

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Well, let me just put myself in your shoes. I
remember when I saw wint and smoking a cigar by hisself.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
When I was proud as hell.

Speaker 13 (27:59):
Go ahead.

Speaker 11 (28:00):
It's like your daddy.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
It might be a little different, but I felt pretty
good about you. Shame your boy for purchasing weed. That's
your fault, just like went and smoke with a cigar,
it's my fault. I took full responsibility of Lord was
our proud.

Speaker 11 (28:21):
But you didn't get mad. This dad got mad.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Well, this is weed and weed, and he can punish him,
but now that ain't gonna stop his boyfriend smoking weed.
I understand you being mad, but when you sit him
down and talk to him and say and where you
get this from?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
And then he say out that box under your uh
trunk and your toy box and your car, then you
know wow.

Speaker 11 (28:55):
All right, Celo, thank you.

Speaker 12 (28:57):
Coming up next at the top of the hour, it's
entertainment news. Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (29:07):
The former bad.

Speaker 12 (29:08):
Boy rapper Shine, of course, his name is Moses Shine Barrow,
now a politician in Belize's House of Representatives, spoke out
at a press conference earlier this week, saying that Ditty
destroyed his life. Shine said, quote, when I was an
eighteen year old kid. I was defending him, talking about ditty,
and he turned around and called witnesses to testify against me.

(29:29):
He pretty much sent me to prison. Let's not lose
sight of what the cult heart facts are. This is
someone who destroyed my life and who I forgave and
I moved on. Okay, we all remember back in nineteen
ninety nine, Shine was convicted of first degree assault for
a shooting that took place at a New York nightclub

(29:50):
that injured three people. He served ten years in prison
and was deported to Belize upon release. Back in two
thousand and nine, remember.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
J Low a part of that shirt.

Speaker 11 (30:02):
Yeah she was, yeah, yeah, not in the shooting, but
she was.

Speaker 12 (30:06):
She was dating Viddy at the time, and shortly there
after they broke up, they slipped.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
You know, uh, everything Seane's saying is true because I
understood that story when it unfolded, and I knew it.
I knew that's what happened, because that was some inside
people talking about it.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I always thought that they were going to figure this
thing out.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Of course I wasn't there, so when like I'm a
material witness or nothing like that, but I had heard
about how it went as far as Sean saying he
destroyed his life. I wish Signed well, and Seane said
he forgave it, but I wish sign would look at
it from a different perspective. That was a horrible thing
that he did to this young man. That's a true statement.

(30:51):
But w his kid is now m he's sitting in
the Catbury seat. And everything happens for a reason. And
I'm pretty thing about seeing is it makes us stay
longer that we want to stay, and makes us pay
more than we want to pay. That's the only part
about seeing that ain't cool. And you have to get
in it for some reason, and sometimes it seems unjustifiable.

(31:14):
But Shine seems to be doing really, really well right now,
and had it not been for a series of previous occurrences,
he would not be in this position today.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
So you know, as horrible as it was, I hope
you all right with the fact that ll I mean,
he got every right to be mad, Yeah, ten years,
he got every right to be mad, all right. I
don't for gave people before stay mad.

Speaker 11 (31:44):
Yeah, moving on.

Speaker 12 (31:46):
Steve did Hey is being held at the Metropolitan Detention
Center in Brooklyn, MDC. Houses approximately thirteen hundred inmates and
has a long standing reputation for having horrific living conditions.
Diddy's lawyer petition in the US Magistrate judge to have
Diddy moved to another facility, citing that the m d
c IS quote not fits pre trial detention and numerous

(32:09):
courts in this district have raised concerns with the horrific
conditions of the jail.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
What time up prison?

Speaker 11 (32:25):
All right, guys?

Speaker 12 (32:26):
And in other news, repped from Chicken Ranch brothel in Nevada.

Speaker 11 (32:30):
The Chicken Ranch, we've heard of that before.

Speaker 12 (32:33):
Well, anyway, they spoke with TMZ about the risks of
using baby oil during sexual encounters.

Speaker 11 (32:39):
Listen up, guys.

Speaker 12 (32:40):
This comes after federal agent found thousands of bottles of
baby oil during raids at Ditty's l A and Miami homes.
The self proclaimed sex experts said that using baby oil
cannot only disrupt a woman's pH balance and call cause
vaginal infections. The oil also breaks down latex condoms, increasing

(33:03):
the likelihood of it breaking during sex. So here's the
bottom line to it all. Do not, I said, do
not use baby oil as a lubricent. Be in Okay, cool?

Speaker 13 (33:17):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Got that got that? This Chicken Ranch though, is that
where lamar Old one was in? Is that where that was?

Speaker 12 (33:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Meaning to get up there. I really let's take a
little fellow's trip.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Bro, you know, just Chicken Ridge, you know, so my
life in correct, trying to visit some ragged ass chicken wreg.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
I don't know, don't want to get out and do
nothing to.

Speaker 11 (33:54):
No boys trips.

Speaker 10 (33:55):
I ain't got enough time in to go to Chicken Run.
I just I've just made two years. I can't go
just now.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
I need another seventeen before I can get down in time.
I can't go after two years. Hey, bab, I'm going
to Chicken Ran for timming on Steve?

Speaker 10 (34:07):
The hell you in?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
You go, popeys k Chicken Ranch.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Stop saying Chicken Ranch and Uncle Steve. I tell you
right now, who ain't ever going to the Chicken Ranch,
the boarding house, Bathomania. I'm not going none of it.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
At this point. I ain't going. No parties, no more
at this point, no worrying God forgiving me the wisdom
long I go.

Speaker 13 (34:44):
Yeah, yeah, man, it's I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
You didn't go.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
I'm glad, but you know, see, once you tell me
it's gonna be wild, I ain't never been in the wild.

Speaker 11 (34:55):
It's that word wild.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (34:58):
Wow, that could mean anything, That could mean anything. Yeah yeah,
and it does.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
All right, Hollywood, right now, I still can't breathe just waiting.

Speaker 12 (35:17):
All right, guys, coming up at twenty minutes after, we'll
recap Oprah Winfrey's Unite for America twenty twenty four of
the movement.

Speaker 11 (35:26):
It aired last night.

Speaker 12 (35:27):
A lot of people watched it, A lot of people
were there, a lot of stars were there, and the
Vice President Kamala Harris was there.

Speaker 11 (35:32):
We'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 13 (35:35):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show. Well, there were four.

Speaker 12 (35:39):
Hundred in studio guests and thousands, if not millions more
people watching online for Oprah winfrees Unite for America twenty
twenty four event last night. Oprah started out saying that
the New Day is no longer on the horizon. We're
in it now, and we must unite to put Kamala
Harris in the White House. All the fort Harris groups

(36:02):
were united, from Black Women for Kamala, to Republicans for Kamada,
Kamala and even the cat Ladies for Kamala. You saw
Chris Rock, Ben Stiller, j Lo Tracy Ellis, Ross, Julia Roberts,
Meryl Streep, and other celebrities joined in with Oprah.

Speaker 11 (36:17):
Did you guys get a chance to watch it?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
You saw?

Speaker 11 (36:19):
Did you see any of it at all? It was
powerful a bit, yeah, I saw a little bit.

Speaker 12 (36:25):
Yeah, because you know that the vice president has been
criticized for not doing interviews. Okay, so now she's doing
this huge interview with Oprah, and you know Oprah still
has her impact on the US. Everybody still loves Oprah,
so they're going to watch. If Oprah says watch, they're
gonna watch.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
And it was powerful, very powful' I didn't get a
chance to see.

Speaker 12 (36:48):
It, yeah, but it was really good, Steve. I loved
when Oprah got up. Did you see this part Oprah
was talking to the Vice president and she said she
asked Kamala what happened when Joe Biden stepped aside and
Oprah got up and was doing this walk like Kamala
she said, you you it was like you stepped up

(37:09):
and you stepped in it like I gotta do this now.
I'm you know, it's on me, It's on me, and Kamala.
Kamala was like, well, you know, I had to step up.
If there comes a point in everyone's life when you
get some sort of calling, you have to step up,
step into your purpose.

Speaker 11 (37:26):
And that's what she did. You know, it was really
it was good, Steve. You would have enjoyed singing. I
think you can.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
I'm watch it on something then so I can comment
on it. But I'm just happy that people are really
understanding this. I really believe. Now in the polls, I'm
seeing how close it is, and they say it's all
within the margin of error, you know, So I get that,
But they never polled us.

Speaker 12 (37:51):
Yeah, I've never been pulled, asked us, and I don't
know anyone who's been pulled.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
If we show up at the polls like I know,
we all this time, yep, you know, man, this could
be one of those record turnouts. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
I really don't believe that he can win the popular vote.
He didn't win it against Hillary. He can win an
electorial and that's the danger. Yeah, and that's why Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Is so important, George, so important.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Wisconsin is so important, Michigan that you know, all those
battleground states, man, But it's us.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
We just have to vote, yeah, we do.

Speaker 12 (38:44):
We just have to vote, because your vote matters. Go
to vote dot org your vote matters. I hope you're
registered to vote. I hope you've done that. If you haven't,
please do we have work to do?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
All right?

Speaker 11 (38:56):
Coming up next, Roscoe Wallace. Yes, he's here. He has
stuff to say right after this.

Speaker 13 (39:03):
You're listening Morning show.

Speaker 12 (39:07):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, as promised, he is here. Roscoe
Wallace in the building.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
All right, you're going anyway? I gotta roll glasses on.

Speaker 11 (39:20):
Yeah, I'm gonna read it all. Yeah, I'm gonna reading.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
The way he got nothing to read. We're going over.
We're in the calling the more.

Speaker 11 (39:33):
Oh, she's off today, she's off, call it off.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Everybody else.

Speaker 10 (39:44):
Had a rascal hero?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
What tell me we're going on with your baby?

Speaker 14 (39:48):
What up? Man?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Want to do? Rost coat? He was to find before head.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
We're going over with you?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
All right, bro show got some loan frangle? What's going on?
You a showgirl with loan frangle? What that means? I
ain't never heard that before. I'm gonna have research that.

Speaker 11 (40:08):
And you've lived shaw girl loan frank?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
What that means? All right?

Speaker 11 (40:14):
Listen, Russo, I got questions to ask.

Speaker 12 (40:17):
I just do did you know that they are upcoming
biopics of Luther coming out, Queen Latita, even even Steve
Harvey as a biopic coming out.

Speaker 11 (40:26):
We talked about it on the show.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
But you know you said Luther and Queen Latva. You
know Steve ain't really built no music, no no, but
he does.

Speaker 11 (40:36):
He did live a life and he loves with all
he did.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
But then you know the bio pick you said, Luther,
Queen la Tva, that music you know what I mean? Oh, Steve,
biopik bout some milk? Well, yes, you don't even do
no muse Steve that with a five.

Speaker 12 (40:53):
Well, I wanted to ask you your your legendary in
the music game, legendary. So has anyone approached you about
doing a by a pick about your life?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I've done so many bout picks.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
When you see about usually about me, Clyde Davis, that
was me, Billy.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Gordon, Moretown, that would be that was.

Speaker 10 (41:13):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Because I'm here is them? What for me?

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Wouldn't be no belly Go, It wouldn't be no Moretown. Well,
Clyde weren't for me. Wouldn't be no Clyde David, no Whitney, all.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Of them, Wow, what was the name of I'm responsible
for everything in music except what Buffy did, and I'll
killing them.

Speaker 11 (41:41):
Other than that, I'm responsible.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
My name and they name out your mouth?

Speaker 11 (41:53):
Well, what was the name?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
My name ben it? I ain't in it.

Speaker 11 (42:01):
A great writer, I didn't know all of this. This
is newsday.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I'm great to write of all time shatime.

Speaker 12 (42:09):
So your biopick though, back to that, where were you born?
All of that, because they're going to talk about all
of that. You know when you were little growing up,
your parents.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
All nobody know where I was born? Nobody. Well we
go in. The only person know why I'm born? My mama.
She going, So we're in. Ain't nobody know You're not?

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Just been around the world, been around the world, and
I I can't find my baby been you know that
whole day. That's why i wrote that right there for her,
because I've been around the world.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
You know I wrote that. You know, they don't need
to me trying to fool nobody. So that what else
you want to know about the Bible?

Speaker 11 (42:52):
Pick when the biopic about Steve comes out, are you
going to watch that?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Yeah, that boy got a hell of store. Thin got
light now you said, Steve got a life. Steve to
them dame come out on the other side. Now what
I like about it? Hard boy, that hard boy. You
know I know his daddy slick hell yes, fright or

(43:18):
that boy.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
So MA talk that boy.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
That's why see the way he is now, because the
combination of his daddy and the mama hard like a
daddy pray it, don't be don't pray much of the
mama though, because mama good old Christian woman.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
When he's the combination of that, like he'll pray for
you and then he'll cush you out.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
J has a question for you, how you wrote your
first song?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
What you couldn't even write it.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
To You couldn't write it too. Oh, he didn't ask
me what I could write, he said, when.

Speaker 11 (43:51):
I wrote a song, we gotta go. Thank you.

Speaker 12 (43:58):
Frank phone call right after this you're listening morning show
coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
makes me hot in more ways than one hot.

Speaker 11 (44:14):
We'll get into that in.

Speaker 12 (44:15):
Just a few because right now the nephew is on
deck with today's Frank phone called nephew, what you got.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
You know something pretty simple sharing that Can I claim
your kid? Can I claim your kid?

Speaker 1 (44:29):
You this pranktice, prankice. This is valuable. I appreciate it. Yeah,
all of them are valuable.

Speaker 11 (44:36):
You know what, but this means something to junior.

Speaker 10 (44:39):
What do you mean because we claiming children and Lord
knows I have to and two grand babies.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
There you go, thank you, that's what. Can I claim
your kid? Yes, sir?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
What a man?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
What a man?

Speaker 11 (44:50):
What a man?

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Let's go catch doctor. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
ou Devin, Devin. Yeah, this is right, Hey, Devin, how
you doing.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Man?

Speaker 6 (45:05):
My name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to
reach out to you. You your your your son? Uh
he plays basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is
the one that's on the on the Blazers little league basketball.

Speaker 14 (45:20):
Team, right, yeah yeah, he plays for Blazes.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Everything all right, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything
good man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.
I've seen you a couple of times, Man at the game.
I don't know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother,
about about six foot.

Speaker 14 (45:35):
Yeah, I probably met you. You know, I'd be so
intense with the games but yeah, what's what's going on?

Speaker 6 (45:41):
H uh?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Well, actually, man wanted to high at you about about
your son.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Man?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
You you are you? Are you? Are you working right now?
Are you currently working?

Speaker 14 (45:53):
Am I am I working?

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Like?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah? I am working? Actually?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I mean I mean, I mean, I mean you have
a you a steady job.

Speaker 14 (46:00):
What I'm asking, I mean, yeah, what you what you
get in at though? Like you know, I thought you
were calling about the basketball team.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Like uniforms.

Speaker 14 (46:10):
I know, we got a game Saturday. You know sometime
they want donations for sneakers and.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
All that, like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no,
what I was asking?

Speaker 6 (46:17):
So so, I mean you you got a regular nine
to five job you go to all the time.

Speaker 14 (46:23):
Yeah, I got a nine five I mean things is
kind of crazy. But I was just kind of short.
But you know I still I still work.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I mean, what was going on?

Speaker 14 (46:31):
You need a job?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
No, no, no, I'm just checking.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
Man. See what I wanted to get at you about, man,
is seeing are you gonna are you gonna clean your
son U on your income text this year?

Speaker 14 (46:45):
Hold on, bro, now you said, am I going to
claim my son on my taxes this year?

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Right?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I mean, like you know as a dependent.

Speaker 14 (46:55):
So you asking some real personal questions now you know,
like you you just said you you know me from
the basketball team that my son play on basis you know,
and now you doesn't jump from the Blazers to do
I clean my son on my taxes? And do I
have a steady income? I mean, like you know, yeah,

(47:16):
I gotta steady income and I'm cleaning my flight. What
I mean what you're trying to get at, Bro?

Speaker 6 (47:22):
Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking. You know,
I just want to read you seem like cool dude
when I saw you at the gym. Man, what I
was gonna ask you, bro, is you know? See right now, Man,
when I get through with my taxi and stuff, I'm
gonna have to oh about eight hundred dollars. But now
I see if I clean a child as my dependent, man,
they gonna give me a bout twenty two twenty three hundred.

(47:44):
You see what I'm saying And what I wanted to
get at you, a boyt man, is you know you
let me clean as my son, you know, so I
can go and get this good money?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Bro?

Speaker 14 (47:53):
Love bro, Bro, I mean, what all due respect, bru
you're talking about you want to frame my son on taxis.
Hold on, bro, I don't even know you you're talking about.
You've seen me at my son's basketball game. You might
be the police for all I know. Bro, you sound
like the police.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
No, no, no, no, it ain't.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
Ain't nobody gonna come at your sideways like that. Man,
I ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,
they's going to hit me off of this eight hundred. Well,
see I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I kick
you down too fifty. You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Man, everybody cop too sifty?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
You crazy?

Speaker 14 (48:30):
Now you sound like a joke, bro, because now you're
insult to me. You're telling me you want to cram
my down for some where you owe money. I don't
even know you food So I can make two fifty, Bro,
I ain't trying to be on no reper When I
claim my kids, I'm getting the same exact like you getting.
I'm getting twenty three hundred two. So what I look

(48:50):
like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know? You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the
eight hundred man I'm just acting. Ask you to look
out four brother, man, you said, yeah, look out.

Speaker 14 (49:03):
You know, my chexting cut from forty hours a week
to thirteen hours a week, and I still got these
little backs to me for Jordan's Michael Johan. They never
put us down.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty. Man. Damn,
you don't even see a good thing when it's coming
at you.

Speaker 14 (49:17):
Brother, Bro, I don't know if you're talking about bro No.
Two or fifty? Bro. When I clean these two little
I'm getting twenty three hundred dollars a piece. Bro, What
you think I'm gonna take two or fifty from you
for it?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I don't even know you like that. Man.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
You ain't got it.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, you ain't got a trip. Man.

Speaker 14 (49:31):
If you was my brother, my people, you know, maybe
we can do a little something.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I can understand that.

Speaker 14 (49:36):
But Brouh, you ain't gonna give me No. Two fifty
when I'm getting the same thing they offering you twenty
three hundred. This is Covenent money, bru So what are
I'm suposed to do?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
What am I opposed to do? Devin?

Speaker 14 (49:46):
Tell me that, I mean, Bruh, what you're supposed to
do is go have you a seed, clean that little
every year and you'll get what I get for these
little that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what
you're gonna have to do. My hours done got cut
from forty to teen hours a week. I had to
go pick me up a little side. You gotta change
your ways. You out here trying to get me locked

(50:06):
up for government scams.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
hundred off my back dog. That's all I'm trying.

Speaker 14 (50:12):
Man.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble.

Speaker 14 (50:14):
Man, But you're still talking about getting you eight hundred
and getting me locked up. You got me up. I'm
out here working hard to support my kids.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Man, But I ain't Finna city and go through this
with you no more. Man, I ain't Finna City and
go through this with your normal.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
If you're gonna help me with this money or not, Bro,
I ain't help you with bro.

Speaker 14 (50:32):
I see you on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Bro. I'm gonnack you up.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
BRO.

Speaker 14 (50:36):
Promise you.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
BRO.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I need your son soldier security number right now. That's
what I need. BRO.

Speaker 14 (50:41):
Let me tell you something, Broke.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
What you look like Bro.

Speaker 14 (50:43):
You said life and he's going to stop six foot
Bro when I see you, when I step in that gymnasium.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Bro, I'm on your bro.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
You ain't on that.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
You ain't on Blazers Lakers.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Bro, you gotta bring that damn soldier security number.

Speaker 14 (50:57):
I think it's a game.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
I'm gonna come find them.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Okay, cool, I got one more thing I need to
say to you.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
You're lifting to me on my phone.

Speaker 14 (51:05):
Bro, I'm even talking to this fool.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,
if you listening to me, say.

Speaker 14 (51:10):
Your last statement. You want your toolstone.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Brother, This is Nephew.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
got prank baby, this nephew tell me, man, what's up.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Devin.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Fool? You got me out here?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Crazy?

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Man?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
You got hey? Do you got a boy that you
work with?

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Naw crazy?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Put me up to this man, Man, keep doing what
you're doing. We need good daddies in the world.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Brother, man, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
One more thing man, I gotta ask you. You gotta
tell me, man, what is the baddest radio show in
the land?

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Man, Steve Yeah, crazy Man, I'm a.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Beat and the you have it.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
That's it right there? What's it? Come on? Yeah, I said,
you know what. That's all right. Don't worry about. Don't
you worry. Don't give me no praise and work. That's okay,
don't worry about.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
September twenty eight, Women's in powermon House Party Comedy Jam.
It is Me and Nephew Timy Friends at the South
Carolina State Fairground. Tickets are on sale right now. You
do not want to miss it. Laying in the cut
y'all already know. Sweetest Day Comedy Jam, Saturday, October to nineteenth,
Bill Bellamy, Nephew, Tommy, Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson, lou Nel,
Tony Roberts. We are in the building and then that's that. Lafayette, Louisiana,

(52:36):
October twenty six, Lafayette at the Hymen Center, Nephew, Tommy
and Friends. Tickets on sale right now. Now here's the
one I have not told y'all about. This is a
Thanksgiving comedy fest. That's Nephew Tommy, that's Cheryl Underwood, that's
for Neess Mitchell. All going down in New Jersey at
the New Jersey Park Saturday, November the thirtieth.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Baby Me and.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
Cheryl Underwood have Team Fool and More Food Ignorant and
Moignitt Crazy and more Crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah, get your tickets, they don't sale right now.

Speaker 11 (53:07):
Hi, right, nephew, Yeah, it never stops, all right? Coming
up next Strawberry Letter. Subject he makes me hot in
more ways than one. We'll get into that right after this.

Speaker 12 (53:19):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for
the Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships, work, sex,
parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letters Steve Harvey
FM dot com By clicking submit Strawberry Letter, we could
be reading your letter live on the air, just like
we're going to read.

Speaker 11 (53:38):
This one right here, right now. You never know it
could be yours.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
All right, buckle up and hold on time. You got
it for you?

Speaker 6 (53:44):
Hear me?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Is Strawberry letter I got today?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
The Strawberry Letter will be done by Thomas Miles uh
or Nephew Tommy.

Speaker 11 (53:55):
Oh, it's gonna be Nephew Tommy for sure and Junior.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Okay, observe it because I've never seen him do to
let it before. If you want to, all right, don't
tell me to jump in if you need to. Subject
he gets me hot in more ways than one. Right there,
all right, Dear Stephen Shirley.

Speaker 12 (54:17):
I came home after a party late at night with
my sister and walked in on a man having a
drink in my living room. I was tipsy, and so
was my sister, but we could see that this man
was fine. My husband was passed out on the couch,
so I got another drink and sat with this strange man.
He told me that my husband said he could stay
over because he was in town to kick it with

(54:38):
my husband for his birthday. My sister decided to stay
over at that point, and she poured herself a drink.
I went to change out of my dress but couldn't
none zip it, so I yelled for my sister to
help me. The strange, fine man came in and said
he and I were the only two people still awake
in the house. As he unzipped my zipper, his tongue

(55:00):
followed the zipper down my back. I fell face down
on the bed, and whatever happened happened. The next thing
that I can remember was my husband and my sister
waking me, and this strange man up. I begged my
husband not to be mad, but he was not mad
at all. He asked if I enjoyed myself. My sister

(55:20):
and I were shocked, and she yelled at he set
me up. He said he didn't set me up, but
he wasn't mad at what happened either. He said, it's
all good, and he and the guy went to the
living room and had another drink. I was walking on
eggshells for about a week before he told me that
I didn't have sex with that guy. He was laughing
when he said it, and I'm still weird it out

(55:42):
about all of it. The stranger has my phone number,
and he called me and told me his name and
said he wants to finish what he started. I want
to have sex with this man so bad. I can't
stop dreaming about how he felt on me that night.
Should I have sex with him? Or is this whole
thing a setup?

Speaker 5 (56:00):
What?

Speaker 14 (56:03):
What?

Speaker 11 (56:03):
And that's for you and your husband?

Speaker 14 (56:05):
That what?

Speaker 12 (56:06):
I don't understand you, and I don't understand your husband.
What kind of marriage do you guys have? Is this
an open marriage? I mean, is it closed? What is
really going on here? The man came in town to
kick it for you with your husband, But your sister
thought your husband set you up to have sex with
the man. You thought you did have sex with the man,

(56:27):
but your husband laughed and said you didn't. Then he
went downstairs with the same man to have a drink
with him. You realize you didn't have sex with him,
so now you want to The man calls you and
says he wants to finish what he started, and that
all you can that's all you can think about. Now Again,
your husband wasn't mad, and he asked if you enjoyed yourself?

(56:47):
What husband anywhere would ask his wife that about Australia.
This is so weird because seriously, what are you guys
doing is the isn't this the very definition though of
an open marriage? And now you're asking us if you
should go ahead and have.

Speaker 11 (57:03):
Sex with the man? Or is this a setup?

Speaker 12 (57:05):
Don't drag us into your mess. Please, I believe that
you're going to have sex with this man. I just
don't know why unless you really do want an open
marriage at this point, unless you really do all right, nephew,
come on what you got all right?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
It's on timing. All of this is a setup. Oh,
this is a p Dinny baby or Lubri can take that.
Take that set up. That's what this is. All right.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
You say I'm hot. This got me hot. It got
me hot too. Your whole story had me hot and bothered.
Let me tell you something. This is something I ain't
never know how to do, and I got to learn
how to do this. I don't know how to take
somebody zipper down and follow my tongue down the back.
I just feel like I'm gonna zip my damn tongues up,
but I got to try because time is crazy like that.
Then what I do so, now that you didn't gave

(57:54):
me a new assignment, I got to find me a
zipper on my baby, my wife all let down and
see if I can do it what I zipping myself up.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
But this is what I don't understand. Here's what I
don't this is. This is unclear to me.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
You don't know this man. It's your first time seeing
this man. How the hell this man got your number?
Where he gets your number from?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
He?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Now I can call you back and say, let's take
it to the next level.

Speaker 6 (58:22):
Now, I'm gonna say this, though you want to do
this man, if for some reason I want you to
do him too, I do because I know how that
feel when you want to do somebody.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
I do, I do.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
You know what I've been mad twenty three deals. I
can't do it no more. So I know what it
feels like when you want to do somebody, and I
know you want to do it, and I want you
to do it too, I do. So listen, here's what
you got to do. Fall for the trick. It's a prank.
They done pranked you and they got you good. Now
you got the number. Now that you're over there twiddling
your thumb, biting your nail, Who I want to do it?
Who I want to be? Gone over there and do it?

(58:56):
Your husband look like he don't give a damn. And
y'all in some other different kind of y'all got a
different kind of lay out with your relationship. And it's fine,
every dentner. Your husband is into some swinging, and he
ain't told you about that yet. He'll get to that, lady.
You gonna find that out a little later. But right
now is the time if you're gonna get what you want.
Nine is the time to get it? Is it the
time to get what you want? And you want this man,

(59:18):
And it's that tongue, that tongue that ran down your back,
and you can't get your mind off of that.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
And I understand that.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
I understand that because if you wouldn't have fell out,
if you wouldn't have been drinking too much damn money,
you probably would have had a good air time. But
you fell out right when the tongue hits your back.
And see when your tongue hits your back, it was
going down. He was on its way somewhere. You fell
out before he got there. But what you got to
do is drink your ass and water before you get
with this man the next time.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
But what you can't be doing is being drunk and
in joining missing out on the whole shebang. I want
you to do this man.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Too, yes, sir, Now, Tommy. The only thing is when
you zip the zipper down with your tongue the first
time you do it, you're gonna get a zipper cut
on the top.

Speaker 12 (01:00:00):
All right, hang on, we're gonna have part two of
this letter coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
We're gonna hear from Junior on this letter as well.
The subject is he makes me hot in more ways
than one.

Speaker 11 (01:00:13):
Right after this, you're listening.

Speaker 12 (01:00:16):
Morning show all right here, we go, We're gonna recap
today's strawberry letter. The subject is he gets me hot
in more ways than one. A woman wrote this letter.
She said she came home after a party late at
night with her sister. She walked in on a man
who was having a drink in her living room. She
was tipsy, so was her sister, but they could see
that this strange man in the living room was fine.

(01:00:39):
Her husband was passed out on the sofa, and so
she got another drink and her sister her another drink.
She went upstairs to change her clothes, but she couldn't
kill her zipper down. She yelled for her sister to
come and help her, but the strange man came instead
and pulled her zipper down with his tongue. Okay, picture that, yeah,

(01:01:03):
Visualize that his tongue followed all down her back. So
she said she fell face down on the bed and
whatever happened happened. The next thing she remembers is that
her sister and her husband woke her up, and she
begged her husband.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Not to be mad.

Speaker 12 (01:01:21):
He said he wasn't mad. He and the strange man
went downstairs and had another drink, and the sister said
that she was set up, so the husband said he
wasn't mad though, it's all good. The guy went to
the living room. They were talking. She was walking on
eggshells about a week. Then her husband finally told her
she didn't have sex with the guy. They were laughing,

(01:01:42):
but the guy did get her phone number and he's
been calling her. He wants to finish what he started.
She wants to too, but she's just afraid, and she's
asking is this whole thing is set up? Or should
she have sex with them?

Speaker 9 (01:01:53):
Junior, I don't see where y'all get this. This is
the wrong title for this me hot in most ways
it was. It wasn't a lot of hot, but just
some tongue licking on the zipper down. That's about the
only het I've heard. The part this need to be
called is uh, my husband really is crazy. See if
you lay up in the bed and he wake you

(01:02:15):
up with another man in and he say, I'm not mad, girl,
you know I ain't man. We finla go down and
have a drink. This is crazy because you see, you
need to stop having drinks. That's what you need to
stop doing. See, because every time you have drinks, you
get zipple licked on your back and all this stuff
like this. But see, this is what you need to do.
Stop drinking, first of all, because death coming. It's yellow

(01:02:36):
tape coming, it's office is coming. Because you keep asking
phone calls with this man. A lot of stuff in
the heppen. I've seen it in the movie every time.
Somebody get that Jason where there's Freddy Krueger. It was
drinks involved to keep.

Speaker 10 (01:02:47):
The sun rises, gin and tonics And next thing you know,
did y'all hear that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:02:53):
Next thing everybody did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
That's what you're on your way to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
You don't even know.

Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
You feel die. Your sister fanna help you because your
husband is working with your sister. They caught you in
the bed and this is what you get. Please don't
be mad. You need another story.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
How I get here?

Speaker 10 (01:03:10):
Did you carry me in here?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
You strange man?

Speaker 10 (01:03:14):
That's his name. We don't know his name.

Speaker 9 (01:03:16):
His name is strange man. The whole letter, all this
you doing drinking with him, you never got a name.
So all night long, he's just strange man. And now
all of a sudden, his tongue going down your back
as the zipper went down. That's all a hot We
got be cause your husband woke you up the next
morning with the strange man next to.

Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
You and said, nah, I ain't mad. Come on, let's
go downstairs have breakfast. Now, you going with all the
knives at you.

Speaker 9 (01:03:43):
Gonna eat breakfast with all the knie. Everything that can
kill you is down there in the kitchen. You just
voluntary went because you scared. There's a blender down there, ma'am.
There's a butcher knife, ma'am. There's a state knife, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
The man is setting you up.

Speaker 10 (01:03:56):
Okay. Now keep us around with the strange man and
see what happened you have.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Okay, Now, let me just give you this piece of information.
There's a lot of focus on this zipper licking. Yeah,
let me explain to you how it's done. When you're
in the back and you're unzipping the dress, you unzip
it with your finger. Okay, as it opens, you put

(01:04:21):
your tongue in the zipper, open it and go down
and go down. That makes some think you unzipping it
with your mouth, but it's actually your finger, got it. Now,
en me warn you young brothers, the first time you
do this, you are going to cut your tongue. You
can go too fast. You're just gonna be in a

(01:04:42):
hurry and you're gonna go too fast and you're gonna
catch up to the zipper before it's down and your
tongue on slide cross it. Now, you got to maintain
your cool when this happened, or you'll blow the mood.
What you can't do is be back there and go
you can't get it.

Speaker 11 (01:04:58):
Yeah, I want to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
So what you gotta do is this is how you
gotta do it. When you cut your tongue, do what
you gotta do. You got to do that sounds like pleasure,
but it's really how you handle pain. It's two ways
to handle pain, pleasure or painfully. Try to practice a
pleasure points of pain.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
That's how you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Unzipped the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Just Uncle Steve's blessing, you know, yes, Like, what's how
you take a braw off with one hand. You got
you got the you got the cup. You got to
crease right over the top of the center of they back.
You gotta put your palm pressure. Got to put the
heel pressure in your hand, and your finger took pressure

(01:05:41):
on their lumbard and then with the index finger and
the thumb. You press it until it comes together and
there pops off. As soon as it pop off, you
immediately come from back there to draw a distraction.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Lumbar.

Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
You got to get in the face. Any any word
on the husband, Steve, what's wrong with him? Why is
he letting?

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
I don't know what the hell going? You ain't doing nothing,
and he's like, be concerned about him. He may be
in the process of about to kill you.

Speaker 11 (01:06:22):
All right, guys, thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:06:24):
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up next to his Junior and Sports Talk right after this.

Speaker 13 (01:06:36):
You're listening Hary Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:06:39):
It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
you got Junior?

Speaker 16 (01:06:43):
Pippin Friday to me me, I am, I'm a fine.
Pip is on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
He appreciate song. Go ahead, I'm listening.

Speaker 10 (01:07:02):
Chargers in the Steelers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Oh man, you know what chargers is the twing over.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
I think that dude might be hurt though, if I
haven't hurt on the Chargers upset stealers.

Speaker 10 (01:07:15):
Okay, all right, here we go pipping Ego Saints.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Ohe Ooh, let me tell you something.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
I'm jailing hurt Egos all the way, but them Saints
ain't no joke this year.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Man, what uh Oh, it's time for the party to cease.
I'm gonna go with too many.

Speaker 10 (01:07:35):
Egos, Egos.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
It is okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Broncos Buccaneers, Oh, Buccaneers, Baby, Broncos. Ain't got nothing going
on this year. Packers, tightness, Packers and the Titans. All
the Titans in trouble.

Speaker 10 (01:07:48):
Packers, Giants, Browns.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
I know you got this Cleveland all day.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Texting bite John damn who tech is in the Vikings
Fightings just playing this year. Man, y'all gonna have y'all
hands for right here were on we are. I'm gonna
have to go with God damn. Oh, I'm trying to
tell you in my heart, I know this ain't gonna
have no but I have to go with the Texans
just because y'all Bears coaching, Bears and Coats. Oh, man,

(01:08:22):
look at him. They having trouble in coats right now.
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Beads.

Speaker 10 (01:08:29):
Here we go, Panthers, Raiders.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Our panther can't be nobody raising.

Speaker 10 (01:08:35):
Panthers Nobody, Dolphins, Seahawks, Pippin.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Oh Man, Dolphins gonna make it come back again, Dolphins.

Speaker 10 (01:08:42):
Okay, here we go, pipping.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
We got the forty nine of rams. You know what
the forty nine ers lost last week? Dave can do that.
No more forty nine ers, Baby.

Speaker 9 (01:08:53):
There we go, Ravens, Cowboys pipping Ravens all right, Pippin
Chease Falcons pipping.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Oh come on, man, cheek, I didn't know that.

Speaker 10 (01:09:05):
Here we go, Pippos, Jack Wars, Bials.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Bells all day, come home.

Speaker 10 (01:09:11):
Here we go, Pip Commander's Bengals.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Commanders in the Bengals nod have mercy. Bingles lost the
closes last week to the Chiefs, and they're not gonna
be in the move for that. But the Commander's is
doing some things up in here, and I can't stand
the Bengals.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Commanda. That's an emostal pick.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Right there you go, shirt, Pip picks. See how.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:09:36):
Pippin, Thank you? Coming up, ned, Pippi is on find
at the top of the hour.

Speaker 12 (01:09:42):
A lady got banned from a store and she needs
your advice on what to do.

Speaker 11 (01:09:47):
That's coming up right after this.

Speaker 12 (01:09:49):
You're listening hard morning show, all right, So Steve, this
one is from Sheena and Canton. Sheena says, I asked
a coworker to ride with me to buy some hair
from a beauty supply store that was in the hood.
I know a girl that works there, and she called
me that night and said that my friend stole some
hair while we were in the store. She said, it's

(01:10:11):
on the cameras and she sent me a picture. I
made my coworker return the hair and they didn't press
charges because of me. But I'm banned from the store.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:10:21):
How is it my fault?

Speaker 11 (01:10:22):
Why am I being punished for what she did?

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Because see, you an accomplice. See if you drive somebody
down to commit a crime, even though you don't commit
the crime, you took them to the scene of the crime.
So now you're gonna get the same charge as they
got if they go in there and rob the bank
and you just drive to get away car. You driving, Now,
you took the culprit to the bank to commit this crime.

(01:10:51):
You are now as guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
As she is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Just go buy some hair more. It's some more hoods
and some more places. Let's they just got the best
hand in the world.

Speaker 11 (01:11:00):
Yeah, she likes that one apparently, but she.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Well, you finish you finds wear, Gil, you just try
some synthetic hair zebra hell hoss hal to get a
real ponytail from a real pony.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
You know that's what it is.

Speaker 11 (01:11:17):
Wow, all right, we do have time for another one.
This is from Bridget and Knoxville.

Speaker 12 (01:11:21):
Bridget said, if my husband is home, his phone is
always in his pocket or clipped to his pants. It
slipped out of his pocket last night and fell down
into the couch cushions, so I hid it from him.
Within five minutes, he had broken out in a sweat
and was looking for it. I finally gave it to
him after about seven minutes, and he was mad.

Speaker 11 (01:11:43):
He is still mad today and I can't understand why.
What's so sacred about his darn phone?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Pause? Look, you know you got the weather on that phone.
How you going outside?

Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
And here he got his compass on that phone. You
ain't go outside and don't know where north southeast and
west at. You got to know these things in here?
You know, you got your safe keep on there, all
your past CODs is on there. You can't remember all
these past codes all these things like that. It's just
stuff on that phone. Man, you need ain't no where
in the world how he gonna listen to podcasts. And

(01:12:19):
you got his phone and he got to get that
on the podcast on there, man, and then his settings,
his settings, and then he got to cut his phone
on every day. So now you have messed that up.
He ain't got his settings. You know, bank camp is
on there and everything. He tried to take care of
his family on his bank camp. That's why he upset.

Speaker 11 (01:12:40):
She gave it back to him after only seven minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Not knowing the weather, know what direction he was going,
and that's seven minutes he'd have missed his favorite podcast.

Speaker 11 (01:12:56):
He can get it back. It's a podcast. He can
definitely get it back.

Speaker 12 (01:13:01):
But he's still mad today and she doesn't understand why
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Well, he overdoing that right there.

Speaker 9 (01:13:08):
He is.

Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
Come on, admit that admits something.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
And just do like you know you supposed to do.
Just duct tape your phone to your thigh. Stop all
of this playing.

Speaker 11 (01:13:20):
What about when you get in a shower, put.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
On a rope and hang it around your neck.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Yeah, my bad, my bed. It's a lot of stuff
you do, but you know you better not leave it
out there where you rain nowhere.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
You know that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
No, why are you showing? Just hold your phone up
in the air. If you got the new one, it
don't matter if you get wet.

Speaker 11 (01:13:45):
Oh okay, that's what number is that? The iPhone you're
talking about? What number is that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
I think they stopped stop doing that at thirteen. I
don't know. Okay, this is a true story.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
This summer, one of my partners was at the ranch
fishing and dropped his phone in the lake.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
And he said his phone was ruined.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
And my sons was down there and they said, your
phone is ruined from what he said, I dropped it
in the water. What you said, sir, the last time
you could ruin your phone by dropping it in the
water was at eight. He said, that's what I got, iPhone.

Speaker 11 (01:14:22):
He's gonna put it in some ricet. His phone up,
all right?

Speaker 12 (01:14:31):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

Speaker 13 (01:14:37):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:14:42):
W NBA rookie players Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark have
been named to Sports Illustrated's list of the fifty most
Influential Athletes of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 11 (01:14:52):
Wow, Angel Rees broke the record. Yees, congratulations to them.

Speaker 12 (01:14:56):
Angel Rees broke the record this season as the first
rookie in any professional baskettball team to achieve back to
back twenty rebound games since Shaq did it back in
nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 11 (01:15:07):
Junior, how about that?

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Come on? Uh huh?

Speaker 12 (01:15:10):
Angel Reyes and Caitlin Clark together have reshaped the perception
the perception of women in sports. A few more of
the athletes that made the list are Simone Biles. Of course,
of course she made it, uh, Lebron James, Patrick Mahomes, Yeah,
of course he made it, right, Patrick Mahomes, Asia Wilson,

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Travis Hunter, Blauje Johnson, is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Is that right?

Speaker 11 (01:15:36):
Junior? And Juju Watkins. Those are justin.

Speaker 9 (01:15:41):
Basketball for girls basketball team. Yeah, Juju Watkins. Yeah, Juju,
let's see right from USC.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Yeah, that's her real name.

Speaker 11 (01:15:49):
Juju is their government name? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Ju Juju?

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
I love.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
You, comfortable with it? Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:16:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:16:02):
So they're all on the They've all been named to
Sports Illustrated's list of the fifty most Influential Athletes of
twenty twenty four, So congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Through them all, the fifty most Influenzia comedian. Why we
don't never get that?

Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
We don't, we don't start that all right?

Speaker 12 (01:16:18):
Coming up next more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
and we'll play around it.

Speaker 11 (01:16:22):
Would you rather? Right after this?

Speaker 13 (01:16:25):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:16:28):
It's time now for a round of would you rather? Guys?

Speaker 12 (01:16:31):
Would you rather eggs scrambled hard? Or would you rather
your eggs over easy?

Speaker 11 (01:16:36):
Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Over easy? Easy?

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Yeah? Overeas?

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Really, I'm not fitna be just trying to spoon up
them little rocks rolling.

Speaker 11 (01:16:45):
Yes, but you want the dripping of the overeas.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
And my boy, the late great Greg Calhoun, his eggs,
he wanted them scramble extra, extra hard, extra. It was
so crazy, man. We were be at a buffet line
at a golf course and the dude would make it.
He said, no, not a little bit harder. So the
dude to put them back and just kill it, roll around,
and then he put the bootle on play. He said, hey, man,

(01:17:09):
just want you scrambling it a little bit harder. The
dude looking at him like you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Do know these ain't eggs no more won't be a
little hard scuse my dog.

Speaker 11 (01:17:24):
Would you rather watch the game at a sports bar?
Or would you rather watch the game with your wife? Interesting,
that's horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
It's not a harblem. Tell me I have to watch
the game with my wife.

Speaker 11 (01:17:38):
That you know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
You have to answer that weight. That's what you have
to do. That ain't what you got it, That ain't
what you want to do. You have to answer that
way though.

Speaker 11 (01:17:46):
Absolutely, what's wrong with watching with your wife? What's the issue?

Speaker 10 (01:17:49):
Because they don't know the game? The question what kind
of what kind of question?

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
Because they were supposed to They act like you're really
supposed to watch the Super Bowl with it, like they're
supposed to be manden.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
To them for some reason.

Speaker 11 (01:18:06):
That's a couple's things. Yeah, a lot of couples watched
the game together with other couples.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
What what.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
To watch?

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
What they do?

Speaker 10 (01:18:18):
Touchdown inception, interception, interception?

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
My wife said one time he was sizes off. He
was off sides talking about God to be alive. What
are they standing over there talking for them?

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
The referees? Why don't they let them play? It's a
time now? How you just gonna stop playing? Who'd all
the people work for? Foot lock out there? Who all them?

Speaker 11 (01:18:51):
That's a shame, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
He missed his kick because it was sixty four yards?

Speaker 11 (01:18:58):
Do you answer like that with your hand on your forehead?

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Him making it will slim any damn?

Speaker 11 (01:19:09):
All right, we're moving on.

Speaker 12 (01:19:11):
Would you rather be known as a sex symbol? Or
would you rather be known as the sexiest man? As
the funniest man? Sex symbol or funniest man?

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Or harpy beat in?

Speaker 10 (01:19:22):
Because I ain't gonna be no sex song that I
missed that, I missed that train beat up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
I am a sex symbol. I can't get rid of it.

Speaker 11 (01:19:32):
You can't help it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
No, I can't get rid of that. Yeah, and that
right there is the funniest.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Thing you.

Speaker 11 (01:19:40):
That's today browndom?

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Would you rather?

Speaker 11 (01:19:41):
Guys?

Speaker 6 (01:19:42):
Thank you?

Speaker 11 (01:19:42):
Coming up next, we'll close out the show. What's the
Funniest The one and only Steve Harvey? Right after this,
you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we
are last break of the day. It's been a good day.
We've had fun today. On the smile, all right, Steve, let.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Me give you some closing remarks. This is what I
think I touched on this the other day. But I
want to elaborate on it a little bit more. You know,
there are a lot of components to becoming successful, a
lot of things that you need to do. But there
are some very very important elements that are controlled by

(01:20:23):
you that you, as the person who's seeking happiness or success,
can immediately start making applicable in your life. I don't
have them in any particular order, but let me just
give you just a few. You have to have a
dream or vision. That's imperative. That's the absolute one critical

(01:20:49):
piece to making your dreams come true is you must
first have them. Hard to make a dream come true,
you don't have a dream. The Bible says a man
without a dream vision shall perish. So the most important
thing is to put the element of hope out there
in front of you that there is a possibility that
this dream could come true. So you have to have

(01:21:12):
dreams and visions. Secondly, and like I said, in no
particular order, you got to have faith. You have got
to create faith on two levels. Faith in God and
faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
And to have that life, you got to continue believing

(01:21:34):
in something that a lot of times you ain't gonna
be able to see.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
And ain't that the way God is?

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
You believe in a God that you cannot see, but
the evidence of him being there is constant. All you
got to do is look around. Then you need work ethic.
You've got to be a hard worker. You cannot be lazy,
and you've got to practice working hard in every aspect

(01:22:04):
of your life, because I'm telling you, man, if you're
a lazy person in a certain aspect of your life,
it has a tendency to bleed over into everything else.
Because if you ain't got no problem twiddling your thumbs,
that's gonna be a time when it's required for you
to do something that you're gonna stop and do just that,
twiddle your thumbs. You have got to rid yourself for procrastination.

(01:22:30):
Procrastination kills people putting it off, waiting on everything to
be lined up. I'm gonna do this, you know. Once
I get this lined up, I'm gonna do it then,
or as soon as I get confirmation about this, I'm
gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Then. I'm gonna research this a little bit more. Stop procrastinate,
do it now. Stop.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
Do everything you can do today that's possible to be done.
Because I'm telling you something. When you wake up tomorrow,
it's gonna be a new list in front of you.
Very rarely do you get to complete all your task
of the day before. I usually run out a day
before it's all done, and something remains pending the next day.

(01:23:12):
Now I've given you some things, and I probably left
a few things off. But now let me give you
the one that people don't understand the real importance of
this one. But this one is probably more critical because even.

Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
Even if you do the things I told you to do,
if you're missing this element I'm about to give you,
you will fail.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
The element is disciplined.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
You have got to be disciplined, because I'm telling you, man,
Sometimes the dream and the vision gets a little blurry
because you've had to wait longer than you want it
to wait. It seems delayed. Sometimes you faith it gets

(01:24:02):
it wavers a little bit. You just I don't see it, man,
it just don't look like it's coming. Sometimes you work ethic,
you just get tired and sometimes you just need a break.
Sometimes you just gotta stop. You can't beat a dead horse.
You gotta just sometimes you gotta stop. So so all

(01:24:23):
of that can falter. But the one thing discipline can
never falter.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
You just can't.

Speaker 6 (01:24:31):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
Discipline is doing the things you have to do even
when you don't want to. That's all discipline is. And
you've got to do it over and over and over.
And let me give you the best recipe I've ever
come up with about discipline. It may work for you,
you may need another way. But I wake up every

(01:24:53):
day and I kid you not, and you know what
I say out loud, I'm a disciplined person. I am
a disciplined person. Because you know, it's a true statement
that a man is as he thinketh that you can
manifest yourself into the life of your dreams, but you
got to speak it into existence. I am a disciplined person.

(01:25:19):
So therefore, guess what I am a disciplined person. Now,
all of these principles I've given you are something that
all of you can do yourself. It's up to you
to develop the mindset. It's not look man, None of
this stuff I told you faith, work, ethic, visions, dreams, hopes,

(01:25:42):
none of this requires anything from anybody else except you.
You have to make up in your mind that this
is the person you are starting today and if you
ask God's help in becoming this person that you just
stated today, He'll help you. And once you get God's help,

(01:26:04):
you don't need nobody else. Those are my clothing remarks
that will serve you well today. Y'all, be a disciplined person.
Get on the path. Stop procrastinating. Start now, Oh man,
make your dreams come true. Talk to God today. He
would absolutely love to hear from you, mister Steve Harvey morning.

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