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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given them.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Black the Millican bu bu Boza.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Listening to show, I don't joy Yeah, Joy show.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
You gotta do that?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Love you turn?

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Can you got to turn the mouse?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Turn You probably got to turn the mouth, turn the
money up?

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Looking me?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
A good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
Oh come on now dig me if you will. One
and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, you know,
one of the things about being successful. And I was

(02:18):
sharing this just the other day with a young man
and he asked me. He said, hey, man, I just
don't see how you get up that early in the morning.
I just don't see how, man, it would kill me
to get up this early in the morning. Well, I
sat down and I'm listening to it because it's just

(02:38):
a thousand times I've heard it, you know, And my
life is, you know, not too different from a lot
of people's lives. There's a lot of people out there
that rise early. And I just sit there, man, because
I mean, first of all, I'm grateful to be able
to have a job. I'm so grateful to be able
to do one and several that I happen to enjoy doing.
I mean, you know it's work and it's difficult at times,

(03:01):
but I mean, you know I wanted this.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know you got it.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
You know you can't ask God for nothing any give
it to you then be mad that you got it.
Don't make no sense.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
You know.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The problem with asking God for stuff is.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
A lot of times we ask it for stuff we
don't really know what all it encompasses, what all it
really is.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
And I ask for this now along the way, I've
gotten far more than I asked for. I want you
to do.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Understand that, and you know that's His grace at work
in my life. But I get up early and I
go to work because I do understand something that it
is not.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Walking up to you.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Nobody walks up to people normally and just hand them
checks all the time, and enough checks to sustain your life,
and not only sustain it, but to have a life
that where you could enjoy and do some of the
things you want to do. I don't know the person
that walks out hands out that money just to be
doing it and then with a lifestyle though, where you

(03:56):
can you know, give your kids a Christmas, you know,
take your fing I'm on vacation, you know, a year
once a year. I don't know nobody passing out to
kind of money. So I get up early in the
morning and I get at it. I was taught to
get up early in the morning by my father because
my father says, ain't nothing gonna come to you while.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
You lay in now.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
And you know what, It's just true, man, It's just
a little common sense. Little old people smart man. They've
been around a long time. You don't get old. You know,
some old foods out there, but you know you don't
have to deal with them. But old people are pretty smart, man.
They've learned a lot along the way. And waking up
early and getting out of it is one of them things.
And I ask everybody man to think about this scenario
of your life. If a day has twenty four hours

(04:39):
in it, and let's just say you choose to sleep
eight of those hours because they tell you you need
eight hours sleep, so you sleep eight hours. That's a
third of your life asleep. Already, just a third of
your life is spent asleep. If you gonna do eight
hours a day. Now, let's say you have a job

(05:01):
that you work eight hours and it is not the
job of your dreams. It's not your dream career, your
dream profession. It's just the one you took, like all
of us, to get it started. And then, like all
of us, some of us end up having to state
that because we've created these bills because we checked and checked,
so we can't leave it because we'll lose what we've
worked for. So let's just say you got a job

(05:22):
that you go to work to for eight hours. That's
another third of your life. That's two thirds of your life.
Feel how you want to feel about your two thirds? Well,
I like sleep. Okay, cool, there's a scripture about that too.
But now you spent two thirds of your life one
on a job you don't care for if you're not
happy there, or one that just pays the bills, and
it's not your dream job or career. Another third of

(05:43):
your life is sleep. Oh now, let's hold on. Let's
talk about the one hour of preparation that it may
take to get to the job. That's seventeen hours. Let's
say your drive time. Let's say getting to your job
for the average person is anywhere between thirty to an hour.
That's an average of what it takes to average person.
Now some people out there hustling way harder than that.

(06:04):
But let's just say your average is an hour getting
to work. You add another hour to that going to work.
You've now spent eighteen hours out of the twenty four
doing something that's either nonproductive, you're not happy with, you're
not pleased about. It is not your dream job, it's
not your dream profession. And rest of the time you sleep.

(06:26):
Eighteen hours. Now you got to come from the job,
so let's just say it's another hour to get back home.
That's nineteen hours. Nineteen hours out of a twenty four
hour day. You now have five hours left in your day. Oh,
you watch TV two hours a day. Okay, excuse me.
Let's put now you put two hours of TV on
that you've just spent twenty one. You now have three
hours in the day to do something super productive for

(06:51):
the development of yourself and the future of your family
and your future as a person and what you can provide.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
For your family.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Uh Oh, I need to chill, I need to smoke one.
Uh Oh, I needed some time at Happy seem like
all I do is dry to work and go to work.
I'm gonna go out with the fellas drink one. Okay,
Let's say you spend two hours at Happy Ill. Nobody
go to a Happy Hours y just for a hour.

(07:20):
Let's say you spend two hours at Happy All smokeing
all some video games, and let's do that? Is it
two hours of smoking, chilling video games. That's twenty three
hours of your day gone. Don't you see how your
day slips away from you? So why would you get
up early? You get up early to get a jump.
You get up early to produce, to plan, to become productive.

(07:44):
You get up early in the morning to care about
every single minute of your day. You wake up early
in the morning because you have a plan, a mission,
You have something you want to accomplish. The earlier you
get up, the more time you have just for you
to devote to your plan. You map it out, you
make them, send some emails, whatever it is you need
to do to get your dream on the way.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Then you go get ready. Then you get in your
car and go to work.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Then you go to your job, but on your job
instead of sitting at your lunch break messing around with
a bunch of people, laughing and talking about nothing, playing dominoes.
Why don't you take that hour to do some more research,
to send out some more emails, to put some feelings
out there, to see what can get you in the
place that you want to be. Then when you get off,
instead of driving straight home, why don't you go somewhere

(08:33):
in a meeting, you take in a session with some
people in a positive mental state, group of people that
get together. Network for business, not drink at happy hour,
I said, network for business. So after you've done that
eight that you don't really care for on a job,
you spend some more time pursuing, looking into researching, working towards,
sending out some more applications, putting in some more time

(08:57):
to build your new app discussing some more new working ideas. Okay,
that's your happy hour. Then when you go home, instead
of chilling drinking one, having a cold one, smoking one,
playing a video game, why don't you take that two
hours and devote that to that business idea You got
to that family that you talk about, you really won't

(09:17):
spend some time with your children, put something into them,
Do something, man, with all these precious hours that God
gives all of us in the course of a day.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Take advantage of every minute of that.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
No human being has more than twenty four hours a day,
including myself.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
But if you care about every single minute of.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
That day, you'll be amazed at how much you could
get accomplished in a twenty four hour day. But you
can't get none of that happening because you sleep and
you chilling and you smoking. Okay, what has that done
for you, your family or your future? Care about every minute.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Of your day you're listening Morning show.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Ladies, gentlemen, the time has come for us to realize
that this is this is just a blessing. Man, It's
a new day. Thank you Father, oh man. Without you,
none of this is possible. So grateful man, beautiful day
to day, a chance, an opportunity, the birds sing, the sunrises,
everything works.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Man, Wow for the day. What a day? What a day?
I thank God for it.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Hey, y'all, get your head up, everybody, this is this
is you. Don't look whatever happened yesterday? Can I tell
you something critical that you that you really got to
wrap your mind around.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
To show you how good God is. Whatever happened to
you yesterday?

Speaker 4 (10:46):
That you did not like whatever happened yesterday that kind
of took a little different turn for you. Whatever happened
happened yesterday that somebody might try to put a negative
speing on. Can I tell you something? You survived, You
got through it, God did it again. Your track record

(11:06):
for surviving tough days is one hundred percent. Oh man,
that's a blessing right there. Steve Robin Morty show Shirty
Strawberry calling for Reil the Junior, the Junior Mississippi, Monica
and the legend that is Nephew Tommy.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Hey, hey, king Coon. What's going on with you today?
Where is it going?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I ain't going nowhere?

Speaker 4 (11:31):
I ain't going nowhere?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Oh you just a clean clothes?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I guess what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
You want them vacation clothes?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Look like you look good though? What's on your mind?
Understand you.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
Just said all this stuff and everything? Do you still
as a Christian? Do you still lie one hundred percent
of the time? Do you still lie? Are you comfortable
with the lies?

Speaker 6 (11:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
No, no, no no no no no no no no,
not one hundred percent. Not a hunt, but often not
a like like right now, like I'm not lying right now?
So you know, it's like a breathe, you know.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah. But if I have to, though, you will do it.
Oh lord, if I have to, you know, create a scenario,
any scenario. Watch how watch how line comes in head?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Just anything.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Okay, So you come.

Speaker 9 (12:27):
Home, you come home from a long day, and you
walk in the house and you don't have a shirt on.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Why don't you have a shirt on?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
I don't have a shirt on because I was saving
the baby's life on the way for baby's or quite
what's the difference? Well, see, you want to say something
that first of all, gets the attention off the fact
that you don't have a shirt on. Got to create it. Yeah,

(13:00):
and everybody concerned about babies. Okay, yes, okay, so now
it ain't the shirt, ain't it no more?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
What baby?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Who babes?

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Where?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Seeing all that, all that moment of pause helps you
to create the narrative and the background to substantiate the statement,
to justify why I don't have a shirt on it?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
See all that, and see right now, all.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
These questions have kept me off the subject that I
ain't got this shirt on.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Coming up, coming up for thirty two minutes after we'll
run that prank. Back with the nephew right after this.
You're listening.

Speaker 9 (13:47):
Morning show, it is time now to run that prank
back with the nephew. Nephew, what do you have for
us this morning?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
I got it for you.

Speaker 7 (13:54):
Surely, This right here is one of the most popular
positions at the church. This is the church ussher, the
church ussher. Yes, I've always wanted to be one. I
always wanted to have that position, never been granted. But
this is the church usher cat dog.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
If you would.

Speaker 7 (14:15):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister. Doing uh
good evening.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
To you, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
I don't mean to be giving you a call this
late in the evening, but I I am the new
youth minister.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
I haven't.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
My name is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church
which minus.

Speaker 10 (14:33):
Which new Youth Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Uh he's no longer with the church anymore.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Man. No, no, well, I'm not at liberty to speak
up on that. But but what I was doing is
getting around and making sure I met everyone because I
haven't met everyone yet, and I wanted to reach out
to everyone at the church. But listen, let me let
me get down to some more business. Because I've I've

(15:02):
spoken with the pasta uh.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
We spend.

Speaker 10 (15:07):
Yes, Bishop, yes, ma'am, I know you knew, but this bishop.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
Okay, I spoke with him on yesterday and we have
narrowed some things down of a few changes we're going
to be making at the church, and what we want
to do is one of the major subjects that have
come up, sister, is that we're wanting you, if at
all possible, and the deacons we're in on this meeting
as well, but wanting you to change your attitude when

(15:34):
people are coming in and you're seating them. From my understanding,
it's gotten to the point where they think you're wait wait, wait.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
Wait, wait, wait wait a minute, I've had a.

Speaker 11 (15:42):
Meeting on me.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well, it wasn't a meeting.

Speaker 10 (15:45):
Listen here. I've been ushering on that usher board for
forty seven years. I am the sor usher on that board,
and I've been trying to be nuts about it. But
I don't understand how y'all don't have a meeting without me.
First of all, But now you won't call here and
tell me that you're gonna have you having a meeting

(16:05):
on me about me being nice, always nice.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Well, ma'am, that doesn't seem to be the problem with
that son sold you twenty seven.

Speaker 10 (16:14):
Manna some boy to call me? This don't make no
type what is it?

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Well?

Speaker 7 (16:22):
What that's actually my call, ma'am, is that maybe we
figured if I would call and speak with you about
the matter, that maybe we can get to some type
of uh rectifying this situation to.

Speaker 10 (16:33):
Where we can We're gonna rectify here. I'm gonna rectify
you calling me this time of night, tell my some meeting.
This don't make no time. And I don't appressionate you
calling me any time of night. Away, Bishop, I need
to speak the bishop.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Bishop. Woman.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
I've been at this church for forty seven years. I've
been say, oh my life, this don't make no type
of sense. You calling me here with this mess now,
this often to make me call. I'm trying to be
a question, but y'all not gonna lost me be a Christian.
She's gonna just gonna agitate me with this nest for
telling me about something.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
Be nice, well, mam, that that son that they're having
problems when you're seeding the people, and that's all that
we're trying to get rectified.

Speaker 10 (17:15):
People don't want to sit down. They want to go
over here, they want to go over there, They want
to have the children run a too, and so it's
like a bunch of demons a while he's just walking
around in the truch like they ain't got no sense.
And I'm not gonna have it in my section.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
My section is gonna be strife, and I understand it.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Let you know what, sister, I think if we did this,
if you would do me a favor and hold your phone,
and if you would just bow your head right now
for me, maybe we can come to to get to
get the man up.

Speaker 10 (17:44):
What am I buy my head for? I am if
we can fraus as clean as hospital coffee, it don't
make no trap off for what did I buy my head?

Speaker 7 (17:54):
If you could, maybe if you could close your eyes, sister, sister,
I want to.

Speaker 10 (17:59):
Close my say you called me and woke me up
out of my fleet with this mouse. Come on, come meet.
I am very knowing as this, and I don't appreciate it.
I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm.

Speaker 11 (18:08):
Gonna speak to me now.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Father, we asked that you look down upon Sustick.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
We asked that you look down upon her right now,
right now, asking that you put a smile on her
face on Sunday morning, asking that you'll put some joy
in her heart on Sunday morning, asking that you draw
all the pain that she in, the anguish that she
might be going through, whatever demon there is inside.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
We asked that you draw that demon out.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
We asked that you poured that demon away from suste
right now, any your name, We asked all of.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
These blessings to come case.

Speaker 10 (18:42):
I don't appreciate this boy. I don't even know who
you is.

Speaker 11 (18:45):
All my number.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
A pastor gave me the number one and asked me
to call I am like I said, I'm Sean Williams.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
We haven't met yet, and I am the.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
News He he don't ask that way. And if Bishop,
for the third time, I don't told your boy Bishop
respectful the folks, that's what let me.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
Let me let me say this right here, sister, and
maybe this will shed some light on things a little bit.

Speaker 10 (19:10):
Clear up, I'm listen to you.

Speaker 7 (19:13):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by sister who is also an
usher at the church mission there Baptists.

Speaker 10 (19:27):
This is a messing already that yes, yet this don't
make no sense, Lord him, but this is embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Oh my god, this is.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yes, ma'am. That that's that's that's my uncle.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
This is just a joke though, manm yes, Lord, how.

Speaker 10 (19:46):
You doing, Timmy?

Speaker 4 (19:51):
This is I am? I am in Do you listen
to the show?

Speaker 10 (19:58):
I never would accept my to be on that. Oh Lord, joy,
oh my god, got me on this radio?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Sister?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Did this here? Tell you you?

Speaker 10 (20:10):
Well, how about it? Y'all call me back and we
get how we do that? We do we we will
do a break on her on her bills and a
couple of bills, you know, cause you shove a little
They gotta say all her business.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 10 (20:32):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show? And little Thomas and Holler
and mother little cheering them little and she is so cute.
I love us. Lord, this is so y'all. I'm so sorry.
Please forgive me jesus.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh I'm stupid.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
God, Oh you're right coming up next, and is ask
the celo you're listening? Hardy Morning show up at the
top of the hour.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
In entertainment news, the Beehives, Swifties and thousands of others
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no longer considered an Olympic sport.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
In Australia.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
She messed it up for everyone.

Speaker 9 (21:24):
And Tyresee got trolled for his Marvin Gaye inspired performance
on Sunday. That's all coming up at the top of
the hour, but right now it is time soon to
ask the clo.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
This is from Katrell in Little Rock Coatrell Rights.

Speaker 9 (21:40):
I've been with my girl for a few months and
I didn't know she has an eleven year old daughter.
I heard her in the background last night and that's
when my girl told me about her. I know it's
her prerogative, but shouldn't she mention that upfront?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Wait? How long have they been taking?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Eleven months? A few months? A few months? The daughter's eleven?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Well, I mean you know three or more? Yeah, I
don't know how you hide e lemme old, yeah, because
they need everything and you know, well a couple of things.
It's well, But then let me in defense of the woman,

(22:23):
did she discover that you weren't serious? Did she maybe
have the feeling that all you wanted was one thing,
and so I ain't no need of telling you about
her life because all y'all doing is talking.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Maybe she put you into friend zone.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Now, if you all have been seeing each other, seeing
seeing each other, you know, having relations and all of that,
then maybe she decided this ain't going nowhere You just
a little boy toy, and so she didn't tell you. Now,
if your concern is because you really feel and her

(23:00):
you're thinking about moving this thing forward, then yes, that's
important information. But now you have to ask yourself how
do you really feel about her? And is having the
baby a deal breaker for you?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
And so there you have it. So those are the
things because it ain't help me. She ain't got to
tell you nothing, you know.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
But that's but then let that be a lesson to
all when you ain't got to come out here and
and run your whole resume down to somebody that ain't
really qualified to.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Get the job.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Hello, Okay, all right, all right, I like.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
That.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
That's another part, you know, to introduce you to My
childhood is revolving doing here mass.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I'm waiting to see what.

Speaker 9 (23:46):
You bout them, right, And it's only been a few
months all right. Moving on to Serena and Cincinnati. Serena writes,
my son's girlfriend called to borrow money from me for
my son's birthday party. Told her if she didn't have
the money, then she needs to do whatever she can afford.
She had a small party and she didn't invite me.

(24:07):
What kind of evil crap is that?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Well, you just told the girl you can't afford it.
Maybe she could feed thirty two people. You were thirty
three were out. You don't get to.

Speaker 11 (24:22):
Say.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
If you to help the girl throw the party, you
probably be in there getting cake and everything.

Speaker 11 (24:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
What kind of evil message that?

Speaker 11 (24:30):
You know?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
You know?

Speaker 9 (24:36):
Moving on to Monique and What's Hollywood, Monique says, my
husband complains about money when I asked him to take
me out, but he treated three coworkers to food and
wine at happy hour and charged almost two hundred dollars
on a credit card. Why is it a problem when
I asked? But it's cool to do it for them, you.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Know, yeah, three of them working. One of them was
a woman you believe had Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know
what I'm saying. I ain't saying nothing, but that's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
But you are saying, yeah, I'm just saying, you know,
so why is it so?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:16):
It was still what what is it?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Are they married?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, it's her husband.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, because it ain't just happy hour with her.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
It's it's happy hour, early hour, evening hour, lunch hour
and everything. As do a lot of couples have that argument.
So you know, welcome to the club. They argue about
that all the time.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Money.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
That ain't nothing new, Junior Tommy. You ever had argument
with your girl about some money?

Speaker 12 (25:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yes, and I'm not going to do I have dinner
and yeah, all that all in one day. See, all
my little coworkers wanted was a little happy hour. I
did too, you hear you? Is Christmas happy Hour, Valentine's Day,
Sweeties Day, Mother's Day, Anniversary, Birthday.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
I love I love my wife, Dail, but you gotta
be prepared when we go. I got to care her shoes.
You gonna have two paths. Ain't gold wed either, got
the flip flop, got these other ones in the bag.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
I got to care.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
I got your lip gloss in my pocket.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
All this because we can't fit it and our purse
is too tiny.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Hey, hey, get a bigger bag.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, this is an evening bag. We're out for the evening.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Every time we go somewhere, Steve, do you have a pocket?

Speaker 6 (26:25):
Just can go?

Speaker 11 (26:26):
You know?

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Damn well, I got a pocket there, say hell, I
got some slacks.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Ain't got no pocket?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
On what is the who you married to? I'm sitting
up in here with he little tight as little sailor
pasts on tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (26:37):
I got.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Moving on to my nick.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't know if you helped Serena and Cincinnati or not.
I don't know. This is the last one.

Speaker 9 (26:46):
Ellen Pensacola says, my husband, my son started kindergarten and
his stepmom showed up at the school to take pictures
for his dad. I felt like my joy was taken
away because she was there. My ex husband does not
understand like that upset me, Am, I being overly sensitive.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Okay, wait a minute. The step mother showed up at
the son's school to take pictures for his dad.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
The stepmother who means she's now married to the man. Yes, yes, yes,
that showed up at the thing to take pictures for
her the little boy, for her current husband, who is
her ex husband, right right? I mean I understand the
lady peeling some kind of way, I got that. But

(27:37):
she went down there so her son, so her husband
could see, because you aren't gonna send him no damn
pictures what it is. You wasn't sending a damn picture,
So she went down there just to take pictures. So oh,
now she gladly went. Oh she wasn't even dressed like

(28:01):
the mama because some clingish short, low cut, you know.
And I understand the lady feeling some kind of way
because she wanted to sit there and have the moment herself,
but with her son. You know, that's what them blended
families do. And whether you wanted to or not. Being

(28:28):
like oil and water.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well, how come the ex husband doesn't understand why she.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Was so upset?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
That's what she wants to know. And is she being
overly sensitive?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Well, I mean from his standpoint, yeah, because he want
to see pictures of his son. So his current wife
went down there to take pictures. You know what, y'all
y'all ain't had to go down there and make no
scene about it or nothing, you know, but you upset
with him, but he and he's right in not understanding
your viewpoint. He really is, because he got to side

(29:02):
with his current wife that's why y'all ain't married.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Now, all right, Coelo, Yeah he learned that, lessen so now.

Speaker 9 (29:13):
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Thank you, Celo Entertainment News.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Right after this, you're listening hard Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (29:23):
A new petition on the site move on dot org
specifically calls for performers to publicly endorse Kamala Harris for president.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Over twenty five thousand people have already.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
Signed it, and they asked that Beyonce and Taylor Swift
and quote other musicians use their platforms to get out
the vote, stressing that it's important for them to tap
into their fan bases to reach, energize, and activate all
of the newly eligible Gen Z voters. We do know
that Beyonce has pretty much endorsed Kamala Harris already by

(29:56):
allowing her to use her song Freedom Freedom is used
as Harris's campaign anthem, And uh, what do you think
about that, Steve?

Speaker 4 (30:05):
You know, celebrities can do it however they want to
do it, you know, because you can't. You can't force
a person to do it your way. I mean, for example,
I'm a celebrity, Tommy's a celebrity, Junior's a celebrity. You know,
y'all celebrities, but you just have to you know, issue
your way. I got a four hour radio show and
we are pushing the vote here for real. We are

(30:28):
pushing the vote and we are pro Kamala Harris. Period
and and and that's it now, all that old posted
and stuff. The same people see the post. So, I mean,
I understand they trying to get as much they can,
but that's up to being Taylor Swift and all of them.

(30:49):
You know, Taylor Swift came out and was supporting Joe Biden.
So but I don't you And if you keep phone
now that damn be high.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's not what you want.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, you can asked on what you had over your mouth.
Now be careful.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Because I'm telling you right now, I'm I'm a direct,
I'm a correspondent and a fan of the Behid.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
As a matter of fact, I'm an honorary member of
the High.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I have seen them. Man, they about to be business man.

Speaker 9 (31:32):
Bottom line, if you if you support Kamala harris's your
platform to do just that.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Well.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
See this next story is not shocking news to any
of us.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
It looks like Olympic breakdancing will not be making a
return to the twenty twenty Games in Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Okay, oh that to that white lady from Australia, right, thank.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
You, every.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Hand down by herself.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
They call it breaking.

Speaker 9 (32:00):
It made its debut in the Paris Olympics this year
in hopes that it would attract younger social media viewers
and add more excitement overall, but it did not have
the staying power that the Olympic Committee thought it would.
According to the committee's president, so far, breaking is the
only sport officially leaving the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
For twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 9 (32:21):
So you guys, don't sound like you're surprised. Why do
you think it didn't make the cut?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Because it was because it was Come on, how do
you have breaking break dance?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Breaking came from New York, Brooklyn, to be exact, And
how in the hell you have an event like that
and you ain't got no blacks and no Latinos? Are
you out your mind? Have you completely lost your mind?
I know so many people who would have dismantled anybody

(33:00):
I saw, including the winners. Yeah, please, it's really that
lady from Australia.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Can you keep going.

Speaker 12 (33:09):
Back to her, but quick correction seems break dance at
the Bronx in New York.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Oh yeah, the Bronx.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh Bronx. Yeah, boogie down, book down Bronx. All right,
last story, guys.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
We're moving on yourself right here. We're gonna have some
flags hanging on people in there.

Speaker 12 (33:27):
They say that's coming to the Olympics in twenty eight flag.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
That's better than breakdance, all right.

Speaker 9 (33:34):
Moving on to Tyresse, guys, in his attempt to channel
Marvin Gay for his performance of the national anthem on
Sunday's La Rams versus the Dallas Cowboys pre season game. Well,
Tyrese wore an afro, he wore a full beard onto
the field, and social media has been having a field
day with his comments, with their comments. See if you

(33:55):
remember back in seventy fourth, it was nineteen seventy four
when Marvin Gay sang at the Cowboys Raider game. You
remember that, Well, that's where Tyresee got.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
His Nobody remember that at all fans trolled.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
That was fifty years ago. Half the people on line
weren't even here.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah. Yeah, he got for his appearance.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
And for it. But you know what, I think what
would have helped Tyrese out if he would have announced,
But it's a preseason game first of all, a game
of no significance, you know, but if you're gonna do it,
you probably should have said, hey, y'all, I'm about to
do to that.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Because he'd be online all the time.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
He probably should have just said, hey, y'all are finn
to pay tribute to Marvin Gay y'all stay tuned, and
most people would understood it because when you walk out
there and you don't look like Marvin.

Speaker 12 (34:49):
I mean, yeah, but even if you would have said
that at the game, if you don't follow him in
the preseason fans that they'd be like, what now, what's that?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, Well Tyrese did respond to the critics.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
It's too many people didn't know.

Speaker 9 (35:08):
The Yeah, he responded to the To the critics, he said,
thank you. You're always welcome here. Respectfully, I don't really
know if I agree a few bad notes me. That's
an open mic for you. God is the greatest. We
live in the country. We live in the best country
in the world. And I really really tried, That's what

(35:30):
Tyree said.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I really really tried, and I really really.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Tried to do a great job. Yeah, Tyres can sing.
I mean, no question, no one's that's.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
What I said. That's what I said at the Miss
Universe pageant that I really really try.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Oh hanging their tyres.

Speaker 9 (35:55):
Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour of new
survey shows with black mothers are mostly concerned about in
this election.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening hard
morning show.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
The Current Project, a nonprofit focused on the needs of
black single mothers, has revealed that sixty nine percent of
black mothers are deeply worried about the future of the
country for their children's sake, and fifty five percent like
faith in elected leaders. As many face struggles to stay
afloat in this rough economy, They find it harder to

(36:29):
cover basic expenses, and fifty one percent struggle with keeping
food on the table. The research was gathered in hopes
that voters will strongly consider voting for the right candidate
for president and put the right leaders in key positions
to enact positive change. So that's where the black mothers
are concerned about. The according to the Current Project, that's

(36:51):
a nonprofit which.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Focuses on you know, like when it comes to this
presidential election, let me just say this clearly, as a
person who has been put in a position to be
at the table of all different types of people and
especially being able to sit around people who are considered wealthy,

(37:13):
I can tell you right now the conversation that's being
had is that the reason that Donald Trump has the
financial support that he has, like you know, like you know,
like after he got the attempted shooting and he got
hurt and wounded, that they talked about how much money

(37:33):
came into his campaign. It is a proven fact that
the money that comes in from his campaign is from
wealthy donors. They vote for Donald Trump because they are
voting for their pocket, because he is going to enact
policies that will benefit them on the tax scaling, other

(37:56):
things like that. For you to be a person who
was trying to raise a family, work hard, climb the
corporate ladder, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, accomplish some
things in life. If you think that Donald Trump cares
about what's happening to you, you are seriously and sadly mistaken.

(38:17):
If you go back to when he was president, show
me one policy that helped poor people.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Nothing. I can't that.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
I'm hell you man, all them, all them industry jobs.
He promised to come back nothing, all them coal mining jobs.
He told people he's gonna bring back nothing. The dude, don't.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
He didn't do the infrastructure bill like he said he
was gonna do it nothing.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Oh you got poor, But you got the white people
that want to vote for him. Well, because see the
well you know, the Republicans are expert at scrambling the message.
Now he got he got y'all thinking that the border
patrol is the biggest problem we got in this country,
right when they are the biggest hirer of the people
who come over the border. Rich people hire more than

(39:04):
when the last time you've seen a poor person high
and illegal?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Ay, I mean, yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I'm waiting.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
You're waiting coming up at thirty four minutes after.

Speaker 9 (39:19):
The all over his golf courses, though, Tommy's gonna need
your help with something coming up, Steve.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
He wants us to hear it too. Right after this,
you're listening Morning Show. All right, here we go, Tommy,
what is it today?

Speaker 11 (39:39):
All right?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Just come on, man, Why you got your hand all
over your face?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Listen?

Speaker 7 (39:46):
Why I didn't kind of just a little bit. I
didn't kind of put my foot in my mom lit bit. Okay,
some friends that I can, I can get the boat
that my off was on for his Vaca. Wow, I didn't.
I didn't kind of put my foot in my mind
a little bit. So what I'm asking is, you know,

(40:08):
well we I know it can't be just me and
Jackie on there, so we're gonna, you know, in order
to get this money.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Right, So how many rooms is it?

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Because I want to know how many couples I can
have so I can try to figure out how to
make this work.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
That's all.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
How much?

Speaker 7 (40:22):
And is it any way you can get me your
kind of discount that you get when you want it,
that's what I'm I'm well, yeah, ah, that's true. You
can have up to twelve guests.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
You and twelve okay, that's six couples, all right.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
You can sell with maximum twelve people. That are charters
out there that allow you to do more, but those
are special charters.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
The average boat, no matter how big, sells sixteen twelve, sixteen.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Now twelve us you I heard you mentioned, you know,
the cooking and all that. That seems to be a
big crist and everything.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (40:59):
Any way we can get them people off of the boat,
and I just bring some people who I know can cook.
You know, I'm just I mean people that's in the
family that I know can cook. Are people in these
comp people are not finna Let you do that. They're
not finna.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Let you do that.

Speaker 12 (41:15):
Oh so one of the people. So the couple, if
somebody kicking, I'm making yes, yeah, So why would I
need them other people on there? Because I don't need
them people. So I'm just trying to limitate. So, you know,
the couple that own this is it? There you go,
you're gonna do you want to invite them on the trip,

(41:36):
but they're gonna have to cook and and me and
and me and them people from this is it? Then
got a hook up on the lady that stole the wangs.
You know, we talked about her yesterday.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
The chicken wing. So we got we got four hundred
pounds of chicken wings. So we're gonna have wings.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
But matter of fact, do they have a deep pride
on the boat or you need to bring your all
do Hey man, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's stop this
conversation right now.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Let me help you understand something. What they're not finn
to do. No, no, no, no no, they're not having
that out here.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
They don't do that out here, Tommy, And you're coming
out here talking about, know, bringing extra people, all this
talking about they don't care how you split it.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
They get all their money up front. This ain't no
pay as you go.

Speaker 7 (42:26):
I'm just eliminating so I don't need to. I don't
need to cook it. Matter of fact and say this
is we don't need to. We don't need the main
service either. Everybody going to clean their own room and
watch they dishes when they get through.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Will everybody watch they this is when they get why
are you even going on vacation?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
And why are you at charge?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Why don't you lay your cheap ass at home?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Why are you going on vacation cooking cleaning your own room?

Speaker 7 (42:54):
I told them I could get the boat from you.
Everybody knows me, and you've connected.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
You know that.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
I'm to tell them I could get the boat from you.
Come on, man, that make me look good in front
of them. His friends don't do that.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Don't do that. Y'all gonna split the cost of them. Yeah,
oh yeah, oh hell yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Me and Jack ain't with me and jack just man
with me and huh every couple of paper theyself we
splitting even everybody bringing they.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Can on the coolers, said.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Coople.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Boat with that mess right there.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
You can't come in there and bringing out coolers on
these damn people, boat Man. And you can't split it
even because you know you have a master cabin which
is called the Owner's Suite. That's the special.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yes, called the MA.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
They got all the operating stuff in there, so something.
So you and Jackie gonna get that one, and everybody
else is gonna get a cabin.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Okay there, you guys have to pay for carnival cruise.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Most of the master sweets. Tommy have takes his and
her clauses.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
Urry this take regular glance games of Unlitited plus which
one is oh no, no, no no no, this diesel.

Speaker 9 (44:18):
The ignorance continues on this show, coming up next to
the Nephew.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
And Today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
Hard Morning show.

Speaker 9 (44:32):
Coming up at four minutes after the hour. Uh, it's
today's Strawberry letter. The subject is I should tell him
before marriage. We'll find out what that's all about.

Speaker 11 (44:42):
You.

Speaker 9 (44:43):
Yeah, because right now it is time for the prank
phone call with the nephew, and nephew, what you.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Got for us?

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Uh? You know, every now and then I step out
on that on that over that line where you're not
supposed to cross. You know, sometime you step out here
and uh, you know, when you in the middle little
prank of teering, you know, like I did when I'm
prank of teering. You know, sometimes I get caught out
there and sometimes people scare me a little bit, you know.
I got to be honest about that. And then this
one right here, Yeah, yeah, this one right here kind

(45:11):
of caught me off.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
God, kind of. I got a little scared.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
I mean I stayed in there, you know, as the
prankster that I am, I stayed in there. But my
heart did drop a couple of times. This is right
here is called Jean. I got your girl. Jean, I
got your girl.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Let's go Hello speedy Jean. Yeah, my name Vernon Brother
was playing what's going on?

Speaker 7 (45:35):
I need to holler at you for a minute of
my mind about what I want to holler at you
about your wife. So you got a minute. I don't
even know how to breakfast to your dog. I just
want to be straight up with you. Man, me and
your wife been kind of seeing each other, and uh,
really she wanted to let you go. But she ain't
you know, she really ain't got it, got it up

(45:56):
in or to say she want to let you go.
So I'm coming to you like a man and letting
you know. You know that, Uh, she really wanted to
shut it down with you. We've been seeing each other
for a minute now, so I don't know how we can.
You know, I'm just coming at you like a man brother,
trying to let you know she don't even really want
you no more. You know, we done talked about it,

(46:18):
talked about it, and uh, I'm just trying to get
it all.

Speaker 11 (46:22):
I know.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I'm tired.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
I'm tired of hiding with it. Really, Okay, Okay, Well
you know it's a lot smooth than I expected.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Player, It is what it is.

Speaker 7 (46:35):
I mean, long as long as you, long as you cool,
I thought, you know, I just want to be a
man called and how I let you let you know?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Have you seen her today? And where are you from
from Jersey? I'm around Newark.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (46:48):
I mean you said it's a lot smoother than you
thought it was gonna be well.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
You know, anytime something another man from the call another
man by his wife. I mean, yeah, you don't expect
it to be done, you know, pretty simple, that's for sure.
I didn't contemplate it a long time by calling you,
so you know today I just said to him with.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
So I've been had your number. I had your number
a long time.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
God.

Speaker 11 (47:15):
Now you say you're looking, there's a lot smooth than
you thought it was gonna be. It ain't that smooth.
But you know you don't. You know, like the thing is,
you got one up on it because you know my information.
Now I'll come fin you.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
Okay, wait wait, wait, wait, hold up now good? You
feel like no, hold up because you feel like you
need to be looking for me or something. Brother, look
look at it. Let's check this out. This is a
decision that the wife has made. You understand what I'm saying.
So you have no reason to be mad at me
about anything. You have no reason to be coming looking
for me or any information on me, because see, when

(47:50):
that happens, then it's gonna really get stinky up in here.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
And I'm trying not to let that happen.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
That's why I'm calling you like a man, brother, trust.

Speaker 11 (47:58):
Me saying it ain't nothing that I'm never worried about.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know, man, I'm letting
you know up front, she with me and her contemplated
a long time.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yalla, YadA. So now you know here we are. So
I said, you know, what the hell with it? I'm
calling today.

Speaker 11 (48:12):
Y'all should have did it on the phone together out
of respect that both y'all a lot more.

Speaker 7 (48:15):
Okay, Well, you know, and then you know, if that's
what it's got to be, we be face to face together,
whatever it's gotta be, man, I prefer you know. Okay,
So but let me ask you this, where is going there?
Once we both staying flat footed and tell you how
it is?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Then what.

Speaker 11 (48:31):
I ain't gonna never be flat footed?

Speaker 7 (48:32):
Okay, well, flat footed or upside down any way you
want to look at it. Bro, I'm trying not to
get into this physical part, but it seemed like you
leaning that way with me.

Speaker 11 (48:42):
It could be with up you know, it could be
on this side of the dirt of the other side.
It don't make a difference.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
It never does, brother, It never does. When two bulls
come together, one of them got to go down.

Speaker 11 (48:52):
Well, guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You
got my information? Guess what now I'm lot loaded than
hunting for you?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Do you lock and loaded?

Speaker 11 (49:00):
There's no need for you to say, there's no need
for us to discuss anymore.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 7 (49:04):
You know matter while we're at it, man, let me
go and drop it all on you then, because it
seemed like we need to go and get it all
out the way.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
You cool?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
I think you need you know, matter of fact, if
you want to just keep it all the way real,
you might want to go take a blood test about
Alana and make sure.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
You to pop it to that. All right, feel me?

Speaker 11 (49:24):
Got it?

Speaker 7 (49:25):
So I'm gonna have your wife get your car man,
because we didn't contemplate it too long at it's time.

Speaker 11 (49:31):
Yeah, you do that. You know my information? Like I said,
you said enough, you hit enough bones there. Now I'm
really at one hundred for somebody. So you know what
I mean, somebody got to go.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
What you mean, what's all this? Somebody got to go.

Speaker 7 (49:46):
What you're saying, somebody got to go go, Like okay,
you're talking about either me or you. One of us
got to go because you're saying the wrong thing. Because
what you must understand is if I'm giving you as
much information as I already have, that means I have
enough information to know where you are. You know nothing
about me norway I resigne. So if you're gonna talk
about locking load, then somebody got to go. Then you're
saying it to the wrong person. Because I'm already up

(50:08):
on you.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Player. You got to talk.

Speaker 11 (50:10):
First off, you ain't really annoyed because it got a
country accent. So second off, like you're dealing with a
real street So however you want to handle it, you
know my informission. Guess what, I don't reside the more
I ain't dealing no more. Guess what Now you gotta
start from scratch like me.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I'll tell you what. Here go the math man. You
ready for that? You ready for this?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Math?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
You ready to plan? Here go to math.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You've
been pranked by your wife. I'm a killer, yeah black man,
till I by you. You kind of had me scared
for a minute because you really wasn't flinching. You whatever
you eating over there, you never did stop eating on it.

Speaker 11 (50:50):
Oh, I ain't gonna stop eating. I'm gonna keep eating.
I listen to y'all every morning.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
What's the baddest radio morning show.

Speaker 11 (50:57):
In the land, Steve Harvey Show.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
You see what I mean? How I got to worry
on that.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
As you should be.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Yeah, I was concerned for you because this dude right here,
he he ain't stopped eating the whole time.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Are the gonna go that smooth for you play? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Yeah, he'll hear the one when I knew he was
in trouble time he say. He said, yeah, you got
one up on me. But you know, because you know
who I am, I got to confine you though. Yeah,
they got well, say, all right, I like Joey you
tried to act real smooth with his hands or something, player.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Calling you like a man. Yeah, but I could see
you tender rising as it went along.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Because he was he was sprinkling Adolphs all over your
ass the whole time he was talking and me tender
rise and he was just on your ass.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I said, I tell me, I saw your voice go.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah, I kind of.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Cracked a little bit, right, nephew till me house part
of Comedy Jam.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
It is Buffalo New York. I am ready. I'm excited.

Speaker 7 (52:13):
It's going down tickets and center like crazy. And I
appreciate y'all coming to see you.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Boy.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
Uh straight out of council, y'all gotta come see I
got a whole lot to talk about. Man. Saturday, August
A thirty first, that is Labor Day weekend, the Nephew
is coming to town. Tickets on sale right now. I
will be at the Shade Performing Arts Center, laying in
the cup, the.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Middle of Theielter that's the middle of theeld. That is
in Augusta, Georgia.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
That is Friday, September the sixth, Friday September the sixth.
Tickets on sale right now. What's landing in the cut?
I got one moment's landing in the cut. The Hymen Center,
Hymen Center. That Saturday, October twenty sixth, Nephew tire me
in friends. That's Lafayette, Louisiana, right there, right at Lafayette, Louisiana, Lafayette.
It's called the Hymen Center, the Hyman Senter. Yes, yeah, yeah,

(53:03):
you you want to come to some stand up, come
on hang out with your nephew. Man, Come on down
yet in a while, Man, we're gonna get good man.
We're gonna yeah, we're gonna leave Houston. We're gonna drive
through Beaumont. Man, we're gonna stop at Lak y'all.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
You know we do.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
We're gonna yeah, a road trip awk and deft awking
nept road trip. Hit it a lot yet, Louisia, I'm
come home. You don't see it two or too hard?

Speaker 2 (53:28):
You lived in your stop.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Yeah, that's why I ain't doing that no more. You
told me we're gonna drive through Beaumont and corporus s cript.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
What I did say?

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Corporate Beaumont late job shout out to crowd.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Oh month, all right, coming up next Strawberry Letter. The
subject is I should tell him before marriage. We'll get
into it right after this. You're listening hard Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (53:55):
It's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you
need advice and relationship work, sex, parenting and more, please
submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and
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Speaker 1 (54:08):
We could be reading your.

Speaker 9 (54:09):
Letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
We got it for you. Here it is strawberry letter.

Speaker 9 (54:20):
Thank you for your subject. I should tell him before marriage.
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a twenty nine year old engaged woman,
but my husband doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I have a big secret.

Speaker 9 (54:32):
We've been dating for almost seven years, and before we met,
I slept with two of his brothers in his fraternity.
God it was graduation night and we had a house
party and things got wild in the bathroom with two
of my girlfriends and the two guys. There were five

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of us, so it wasn't like I'm meant to sleep
with his fraternity brothers. My boyfriend was at this party too,
but he had no idea where I was. We were
all so wasted that we could not remember all the
details to tell anyone about it. A few months after
that happened, my boyfriend told me that he cheated on
me with someone I knew, and I was very hurt,

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but I could not break up with him because I
knew what I had done to him. I let it
go and we moved in with each other and have
been together for years. Just a week ago, I ran
into one of the guys that I had sex with,
and he was joking about that wild night we had
in the bathroom. He said, it is amazing that I
got a good man like my fiance. I told him

(55:36):
what we did was once in a lifetime. It was
a once in a lifetime thing when I was younger,
and I haven't done anything like that since then. He
made me feel nasty by the way he looked at me.
He said, he's planning to come to our wedding. I
want to tell my fiance how crazy the guy talked
to me, but I can't because I have to tell
the host.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
I'd have to tell the whole story.

Speaker 9 (55:57):
I decided to tell my fiance I was so wasted
that all I remember was going to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
And guys were in there.

Speaker 9 (56:05):
But he'll want to know what guys were in there
when I tell him, Do I have to tell everything?

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Well?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Yeah, once you started, I mean he's going to be
asking you questions and all of that.

Speaker 9 (56:17):
It's going to open the door and it's going to
all come to light if you start that it was
a long time ago and you were very young. Okay,
you said you don't remember everything that happened that night,
It's not an excuse.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
It's just that everyone when they're young.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
Does really, really stupid stuff, especially when alcohol is involved.
And you do know there's a double standard, and your
man will judge you not only because of what you did,
but who you did. His frat brothers are off limits.
But what's done is done now and that's that. However,
you are under no obligation to tell him about your past.

(56:53):
I mean, the past is just that, the past, and
you can't change what happened, So don't dwell on it.
Don't tell him. Ask yourself, what is telling him gonna do?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
What is that gonna do?

Speaker 9 (57:05):
If you do tell him, be prepared that he's gonna
be mad and he might leave you because he can't
deal with the fact that the guys you were with
were his fraternity brothers.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Steve, all right, this is a real simple letter. I
don't know how I can take a long time with this.
I don't know how I can draw this out into
two breaks, because this is not a two break letter.
You are twenty nine years old. Back in college, you
were twenty twenty one. Graduation night, you was in the bathroom,
you and two of your girlfriends and two guys at

(57:33):
a party, some guy out of hand. All y'all had sex.
Your boyfriend was at the party. Two It just so
happened that two of the dudes that was in the
bathroom was his frat brothers. Horrible judgment, just a bad
judgment call.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
You just made a.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Poor decision that night. Prisons are full of good people
who made bad decisions.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Full of man.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
There's some great dudes and women sitting in prisons all
over this country that made a bad decision. You made
a bad decision. It's twenty nine years old, and now
you're marrying the guy who was at the party. But
what happened is you run up into the guy you
had sex with, and now he looking at you crazy,
made you feel nasty, talk to you a little bit crazy.

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Now you say you want to go tell your boyfriend
about this secret. Now you didn't tell him in the beginning,
because he ended up telling you he cheated with one
of your friends, a girl you knew, and you was
hurt by it, but you didn't want to. You let
it go because you knew what you had did to him.
Now rose had reversed. You're about to get married. This

(58:47):
frat brother told you he coming to the wedding. He
can't believe you got a good guy like that. You
told him it was a once in a lifetime thing.
And now we at what the letter is about. I
said to tell my fiance that I was so wasted
that all our men was going to the bathroom and
guys were in there. But he'll want to know what

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guys were in there? When I tell him? Do I
have to tell him everything? I have one word for you.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Why come on?

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Why?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Why?

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Why are you talking about this? So what you ran
up into?

Speaker 9 (59:29):
That?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
That's what I'm telling you right now, y'all.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Lying, Lying.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Is so important.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Lying.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I can't stress to you how important it is to lie.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
In all this Truth at all costs is the most
ignorant thing you could say.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
The truth doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Though truth does not matter. The truth is over rating.
It is overrated. If you told him the truth about
that night.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Whack can't? You can't?

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
And now do you know what happens after you do that? No,
you don't know what's gonna happen. But do you want
Uncle Steve to tell you what could potentially happen if
you say this to this man?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Hang on, I'll tell you when we come back.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Save that.

Speaker 9 (01:00:35):
Okay, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter,
subject I should tell him before marriage. We'll get back
into it right after.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Yes, you're listening to hard Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve.

Speaker 9 (01:00:51):
Let's recap today's Strawberry Letter. The subject I should tell
him before marriage.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Twenty nine year old woman about to get married. Been
living with a boyfriend a few years now. They was
dating in college. On graduation night, she went into a
bathroom and two of her girlfriends, two of his frat brothers,
was in there. They all had sex together. The thing
of it was he was at the party two that night,
her boyfriend downstairs, on stairs somewhere like that. Fast forward.

(01:01:21):
Years later, he admitted to her that he cheated on
her with a girl. She knew she was hurt, but
she didn't. She let it go and let it slide
because she realizes what she had did to him on
graduation night. Okay, I four and I tip for attack.
Got it done over with. Years later, right before the

(01:01:42):
marriages had about to happen, she runs into one of
the guys that was in the bathroom, who is also
her fiance's frat brother, he said, reminded her that wild
night and can't believe she got such a good guy
like this and was talking to her crazy, looking at
her like she was nasty where you was all y'all
was nasty in their bathroom. It was nasty up in there.

(01:02:04):
It was five of y'all in there, so something nasty happened.
You have decided, for some ungodly reason that you want
to now tell your fiance that you got wasted one
night and we're in that bathroom and some other people
was in there. But you don't want to tell him everything.

(01:02:25):
But suppose he wants to know more? Do I tell
him everything? My one word question for you is why
why would you do that? Why would you open your
damn mouth? Why let's go to what's wrong with that?
Why would you tell the truth. Let's just explore it

(01:02:48):
from the woman angle who always wants to know every
damn thing. See y'all want to see y'all always want
to know every damn thing. But then you, your dumb ass,
want to tell every damn thing. Shut show damn mouth.
This ain't the time for truth. He ain't suspected nothing.

(01:03:09):
He didn't bust you. They ain't went to him and say,
hey man, we got something to tell you. Ain't none
of that happened. You have been forgiven.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Move on.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Now you gonna go in here and tell him. I
was in the bathroom with two of your friends on
graduation and then they.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Ain't got a head.

Speaker 13 (01:03:27):
And then we all him and five of us in
there and we had sex, and that was there. They
will be there. I didn't want to stop because it
was good. And they were a while and we was graduating,
so I was celebrating in there. Your friend brother Hall,
he was all over me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
He just kept on.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
And then I saw Hale and he told me about
the little girl. What you did that bad judgment night
as a young woman. You a grown woman. Now shut
your damn mouth. I keep telling you all about this
truth over rate it. It ain't the time for truth.
There are times when lies I absolutely necessary. Now if now,

(01:04:04):
and I'm gonna tell you how you could lie. If
the frat brother went to his frat brother and say,
hey man, I can't let you do this. I had
your girl that night we was in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Guess what you say.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
I wasn't in no damn bathroom. What are you talking about?
Get hear me? Bring I wasn't in no damn bathroom
with you you like I promise you, I'll be in there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I know that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
And you ain't even got to lie because guess what
all you got to do is not bring it up right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
This is not being deceitful. This is called forgiveness. That's
what it is. This is called grace. Let me tell
you something, young lady. I can assure you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
That all of us have done something that God has
allowed us to slide on Lord. All all of us
donedone something that we hope would never get out there,
and it just didn't get out, especially those of us
who lived in the time before social media and phone camels.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
I can't tell you how grateful I am to God.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
That the seventies and eighties and nineties and early two thousands,
no proof that run I made from seventy seven to
two thousand and five was epic.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Oh, my space wasn't even out then. I would clown.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
The Hall King tour is undocumented, Thank you Jesus. Now,
whoy would I take my family and sit them down
and say, let me tell you I can't live like this.

(01:06:18):
I'm fin to tell you everything. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
My kids dog, let me tell you so.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
My kids will leave me nothing kids.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
My kids would leave me, Daddy.

Speaker 6 (01:06:29):
What now?

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
My grandkids are quick calling me, Paupaul, hang it out
to Deeve Man, Lady lady, don't open your mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
It's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
And trust me, everybody listening has done something that God
has given them some grace for and just let it slide.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Eat that alone, all right, leave your comments.

Speaker 9 (01:06:54):
Thank you Steve on Today's Strawberry Letter on the Instagram
and Facebook at Steve Harvey FM, and check us out
on the Strubbery a Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app.
Coming up next, it is Junior and Sports Talk. Right
after this you're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Morning show. It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
What you got Junior?

Speaker 8 (01:07:13):
First of all, let's just think the Olympic committee that
break dancing will no longer be in LA in twenty
twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Let's just thank them for that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
I'm serious.

Speaker 8 (01:07:22):
That was the horrible sting I've ever seen in the
Olympic sport and they got medals for it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
It was horrible.

Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
If we gave somebody a gold medal for this.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
It's not something should be doing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
It's not.

Speaker 8 (01:07:33):
So we want to thank that for removing it, and
that and the lady in Australia up with what she did.
You want to thank the lady in Austria.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
For shutting it down. It was the bunny hop in
them laying in the flow of Jack nice that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
She was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Everything is because of her out everything.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
No, you ain't really break down your hat never even
almost came off. Thank you. And I think about it
some more.

Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
Invents shouldn't be in the Olympics either anything canoeing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
I didn't understand the canoeing. No canoeing, canoeing, that's what
did y'all see? How did you even know how to
go upstream?

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Downstream?

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
What did them things mean?

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
That was called kyk kyak that thing they called it canoeing.
They have the same course, yeah, and they have to
go downstream upstream.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
I like that, Junior.

Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
I enjoyed, like you know else, need to go to unk.
We shouldn't have this next in l a for badminton. Badminton,
need to go badminton.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
The ass off.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
If you had a good tennis player don't play badminton.
It's the same thing, Talmy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
They had that, Junior, they had ping pong in there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
I loved it, man pong. I love ping pong. I
learned a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Watch the people.

Speaker 12 (01:09:02):
You don't like the little thing to take too long
to get over the net, you know, like getting on
your nerves.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Yeah, it takes too long. Okay, okay, okay, I don't
want to watch.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
You beat your ass and bad yeah and that and
that thing coming way faster than you think. Boy, I
saw him doing some shots. Cause you're not disappointed and you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Don't okay, okay, cool, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
What's an event you really can't watch it?

Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
What's one you can't watch besides the breakdancing?

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Besides breakdown? What's one you can't watch?

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Well, I don't know, Junior, really, man, I can watch
all of them. Sacronized swimming is one of my favor
But that was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Oh they was good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I don't know what the hell they do.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
But I know one time, if if I turned upside
down in the water, I'm drowning.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
You got to get my ain't no, ain't no.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Black people are synchronized d t people because your legs
ain't gonna match the legs you look off.

Speaker 12 (01:10:03):
I don't like how they judge diving because I think
they do it pretty good. And then you hit a
commentator that was terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Splash in the water, that's terrible.

Speaker 9 (01:10:13):
See it coming at the top of the hour, A
lady is in trouble and she needs some advice for
letting her dog out on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Some teenage students. We'll get into it right after this.
You're listening morning show, all right, Steve. This one is
from Betty and Chattanooga.

Speaker 9 (01:10:32):
Betty says, my backyard faces a high school and the
kids come to the edge of my yard and smoke
cigarettes and hang out before school. I went to the
school superintendent before school started to tell him that I'm
not tolerating it this year. He didn't do anything about it.
So I had to let my dog out in the
yard Monday to scare the teenagers away. I have to
attend a special hearing now, and I could be fine

(01:10:55):
for this. It's my yard, my dog, and nobody got hurt,
So what's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
My dog would be out there to mall.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
And I'm gonna tell you right now, lady, you ain't
got no problem, because let me tell you something. The
one thing they care about more than them kids smoking
cigarettes is dog.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
I go in there with Peter people for the treatment
and animals. I have Peter standing with Peter. Yeah, my
dog wants to.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Freely be able to walk in his yard and not
be harassed by these children and the smoke my dog
is suffering from secondhand smoke.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
The gonna come out magic here problem.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Having to suffer that way, and these children over here
by by fencing my dog.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
They have all them kids asking juvenile.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
I've heard of it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:00):
So all right, see we have time for another one.
This is from Harold, one of your favorite names, Harold
and Naples. Harold says, my wife and I moved to
Florida for a slower pace and nice weather. We're in
our mid sixties and we love jazz and outdoor concerts.
I'm big on meeting people. But my wife isn't sociable
at all. She does not have any girlfriends, and since

(01:12:22):
she retired, she doesn't even talk to her coworkers. I
didn't realize that moving her away from her family meant
that she would be in my face twenty four to seven.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
How do I get her to be more sociable? And
find a few things that she likes to do.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Well, dude, junior sixties and you moved to Naples Slough.
You took her down there. No black people down there,
This were tired people. You ain't even down there listening
to real jazz. That ain't jazz jazz. That's Laura's wealth.
You down there, Lord, you down there doing big band sounds.

(01:12:55):
Y'all wanted to slow ass pace. You picked that right place, Naples.
Lord her now, but she ain't got no friends, man,
that you want her to go make. She is easy
for guys can make friends easy because we have we
don't have the same requirements.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Y'all gets friends when when y'all can share. She's not finish.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Sit down there and telling white folks are that's all
that's done there?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
How do you know this couple is black?

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
How do you know that? Because they complaining?

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
What about what?

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
She down there?

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
I can't get her hat done. She gotta drive all
the way up to town. Man, we gotta drive all
the way to Tampa to get her damn hat down.
But her nails she on the movie, Well you'll get
your nails done. They move. They got nail shops somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
You gotta go to Tampa against some barbecues.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Yeah, she all up in here, y'all ain't. And Florida
got this restaurant called Sonny Sonny's Barbecue because really good
ass baked beans as Sunny's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Well they had when I was.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Out there home, the shouts out there set Sonny's is
pretty big down in the Florida Park.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
This food chain, it ain't the greatest. They got good
air baked beans though.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
But so where should she go to meet friends? To
the to the hair salon in Tampa?

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Or what hair salon in Tampa?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
I'm saying, where should she go?

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
That hasalon in Tampa's in the mall? Surely that's supercuts.
Ain't no black people in there?

Speaker 9 (01:14:31):
No, because her husband is friendly and he doesn't want
her in his face twenty four to seven.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
He needs her to find something too.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
All I can care Church, Well, she shouldn't meet a
whole lot more people if you go down a little
further south and go to like Liberty City down in Miami,
will they shouldn't know somebody down there or need to
hear up and find somebody you need so they can
tell you where to go and not.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
The all right, more this ignorant show. Right after this,
you're listening morning show?

Speaker 9 (01:15:15):
All right, listen up, guys, especially the guys. Did you
know that if you look good, you'll live longer?

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:15:22):
Researchers at Arizona State and the University of Texas found
that people that are considered to be less attractive have
a higher mortality risk than those that are considered to
be good looking. Ugly men are more likely to die
before ugly women, according to their research.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
So what see, what's wrong? Your aske to one? Jeff
got out of the hospital. You, Jeff, wrangle bell? But
don't give you Jeff, is what saved me? He said,

(01:16:01):
you just rang a bell?

Speaker 6 (01:16:04):
Question?

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Hell, what makes the person? I can add to you?

Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
Is it the face of facial features? The attitude of
the personality?

Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
What's ugly to us? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
What makes the person both of their facial features is that?
Look how close he is to that camera?

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
You got one? You got one? Go to bed with
a hat on. Look at him like that?

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Look at him?

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
What but.

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
I ain't leaving?

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Well, I know I'm good because I've already lived longer
than both of them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
So you the cutest out the three.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
They haven't even got here yet, so it according to
the statistics. I'm cute as hell.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
We'll play around him.

Speaker 9 (01:16:54):
Would you rather, coming up right after this, you're listening
morning show time for a rounded, would you rather? Would
you rather guys have a prostate exam? Or would you
rather have a root canne?

Speaker 11 (01:17:09):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:17:09):
No, give me that prospect that prostate a ten second?
That root canal Oh, that ain't even test ten s.
You're being abused. You're a victim. He don't you need

(01:17:32):
to find some charge.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
You were so stupid? You been ten seconds that I'm
gay and how long should be? I'm good you don't
see it. You're a feeling that can you still don't
do what you're doing ten seconds? You're a victim. Hey man,

(01:17:56):
I'm a start a new group called prostate victim. I'm
gonna call them the pvs. If you, if you, if
your prostate exam last more than four seconds, please call
one eight hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Keep doing me.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
That's one eight hundred, keep doing me because of you.
If your prostate exam last ten seconds, dog, your ass
is being abused.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
All right, we have to move.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Your half rights. Would you rather I'm gonna do some
commercials and everything. My name is Harold.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
I had once went to my prostate exam that lasted
nine seconds. And this is the check they got for me.
I'm Willison. I too had been a victimle prostatization, and
I too had had a ten second prostate exam.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
This is the check they got for me. It has
changed my life.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
All right, here we go? Would you rather.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
Hello? My name is.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
My name is child. And I went to my.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Put the music in the background. I went to my urologist.
She began to prostrate exam laughter eight seconds. I seen it,
and when I woke up, he was no longer in
the room. All right, and think too, and thank to

(01:19:43):
prostate victimization, I have a check. Now I'm not cure,
but at least I have a check. They helped get
me through it. If you have been a victim of
prostatization and you have suffered a prostrate exam lasting more
than four seconds, please call one eight hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
He's doing one eight hundred. He keep doing me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Are you sure you're not going back on the stage
to do stand up?

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Sir?

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
Coming up next to last?

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
He keep doing me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Clos out the show right after this. You're listening Morning Show.
All right, guys, here we are last break of the day. Okay,
this show right here, the.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Last break of it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
I ain't know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
It's important, man, it's important. It's important that you know
we share information.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Yes, how you can guess how your awareness?

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
That's awareness awareness and.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
You do it, you know, through humor, which is a great.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Thank Tommy for bringing out because a lot of people
you're probably going.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
To say nothing else awareness. All right, Tommy does have
a question for you, though, Yeah, I.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
Want to be So you've been going, you've been going,
you've been overseas, you're still you're in the transit back.
But so you've been going for a minute. Do you
turn your air off? As your air been running all
this time you've been on. I just I just curried
because I know your air your life buil got to
be high. So surely you got everything off. All your

(01:21:14):
A c's is off? Are you fenna go in there
and anything?

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Pretty much? Promise you that we ain't cut that air off?

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Why would I do that for eight weeks in the summer,
cutting my earf come back and all the curtains.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Is dry, rotty. I don't know why you would leave that?
Don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
That's a lot. That's a lot of the house. Oh wow, man,
you walked in the house out to eight weeks in
the summer and the ain't had your an You can't
touch a statue or nothing. Yeah wow, No, man, I
just you know, I think about my life, man, and

(01:22:01):
I think about and it's really become important for me
to share information, man, because I want people to flourish.

Speaker 6 (01:22:10):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
I want people to have the best life you can have.
You know, fifty cent was on ig and he was
talking about and it made a lot of sense. There
are a lot of people who are not rich that
have wonderful lives.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Yeah, I know a lot of people, man that's not
rich that have wonderful lives. Man. Got great families, man,
you know, you know, man, they get to go to
their kids school events. You know, they participate in their
children's lives. They coaching them, They taking them to extracurriculum activities. Man,
They go to church, they worship together, you know, they

(01:22:48):
just you know, they live in nice homes man, and
you can see them improving and stuff like that. You
don't have to be rich to be happy.

Speaker 11 (01:22:57):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
And at the same time, I know, for a lot
of rich people man, who are miserable. I mean miserable man,
because I can tell you for a fact, man, money
can't buy you happiness. Now look, I'm gonna be real too. Now,
money can help provide some happy times and happy moments.

(01:23:20):
And money does afford you the opportunity of choices. That
is the advantage of choice. The best quote I heard
from a rich guy was the best thing he's learned
about money is money takes all emergencies and makes them
mere inconveniences. Money takes all emergencies and just makes them

(01:23:44):
mere inconveniences. There are some advantages to having excess money,
but happiness ain't one of them, and it's not a requirement.
Do you know the biggest thief of joy? The number
one thief of joy is comparison. If you want to

(01:24:07):
steal your joy, start comparing yourself to somebody else. Start
looking over the other fence, start looking down the street,
Start looking at who you graduated with and looking at
what they got, comparing it to what you got. It
is the biggest thief of joy. There is comparison that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Ain't your path.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
See, man, you got to be all right, And a
lot of people who are not okay with where they
are cannot get further because you have not shown the
proper amount of gratitude for what you have. It's incredible, man,
I've used this analogy before. But let's take something simple.

(01:24:52):
Let's say you go to a neighbor's house to borrow
a cup of sugar, and you get the cup of
sugar from the neighbor and you walk away and you
don't say thank you. And then you come back again
and you ask for another cup of sugar. Now, this
is just a decent person. They give you a couple
of sugar because it's just a cup of sugar. But
you turn around and you walk away and you don't
say thank you again. How many times can you go
to this person and he keep giving you sugar and

(01:25:15):
you walk away from this person without saying thank you.
It ain't too many times you could do that before
somebody gonna say, hey, man, who wa woo who? Every
time you run out of sugar, you come over here
and I, in my decency, give you the cup of sugar.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
You ain't got the decency to say thank you. So
now guess what.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
At one point in time, you gonna quit being able
to get sugar from this person. And that's an analogy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
I like to throw out there. Because God is God.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
He forgives us over and over and over and over,
and I don't care how many times you get it wrong.
You can go to God and give forgiveness. But man,
wouldn't it be really smart if you took some time
to thank him, to show some gratitude.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Okay, let's go back to the sugar.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
You go over your neighborshood's house, and every time you
borrow a cup of sugar, you say thank you. You know,
maybe one time you can go over there and say, hey,
you know what, I'm really down and out. I need
some sugar and some flour. But because you are gracious
enough to say thank you every single time, they might go, Man,
this person really is down and out. Let me give

(01:26:19):
them the sugar and the flower. But you only get
that through an act of gratitude. If you don't show gratitude,
I'm telling you right now, there is no more for you.
So look, man, sometimes if you are where you are
and you're stuck in that place, just self check yourself.

(01:26:42):
When the last time you took inventory and said thank you?
The best way to get unstuck is with gratitude. Gratitude
affects your attitude, which is in direct correlation with your altitude.
Those are my clothing remarks. Y'all have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Peace.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
For all.

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