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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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I don't joy Yeah, Joy.
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Come out. You think that, Uh.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to
the voice, come on dig me now. One and only
Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o man, oh man, Wow.
I think about all the things God has done for
me is overwhelming at times. And I want everybody to
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have that feeling and to sharing that feeling of completion
and satisfaction. And the only reason I got this, and
it's the thousandth time I've said it, is because I
formed a relationship with my creator.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Period.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's it. That's that's it.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
I can't tell you as anything else else. You know,
I've always had a strong work ethic. My father put
that in me. My father's conversation with me growing up
was always constantly about work hard, don't be lazy, be
a man, do what you say You're gonna do YadA YadA, YadA,
YadA YadA. Man, I was so tired of my father
at times. I was going, Man, what is with this dude?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Right here?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Man, every time we have a conversation, it's got to
be about work. It's got to be about you know, man,
doing your best, trying hard, you know, working, being honest,
do what you say you're gonna do. But that was
his mission. I can't tell you how much I appreciate
that now. I can't even I can't even put it
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into words when I think about my old man and
what he was to me, and I just, man, I'm
so grateful for that balance I had in my life.
And then my father was a fighter. He fought on
the weekends.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
My father used to come home with his clothes toe
off of him. He put a fresh shirt on, and
he go back. My mom used to talk about my
father fighting all the time, slick, while you are always fighting.
You know, a little bit of that rubbed off on
me too, you know that that kind of got into me.
And I didn't understand that either. But then, underst same term,
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my mother was a Sunday school teacher for forty years,
so her conversation was never about fighting and anything. It
was all about love and understanding and doing another that
you would have to do unto you. My mom was
a Sunday school teacher, so I learned about faith. I
had to go to Sunday school, prayer meeting, Bible study,
young people meeting, choir rehearsal. You know, I was a
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church man so much. I was actually looking as there's
got to be an alternative to this, you know, I
want you know, And I was a little kid even
I was thinking at one point, maybe I ought to
look into Hell because there's got to be something cooler
than this going on every day. It had got that
crazy for me. But the balance between those two people
created who I am today. And I want you to
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understand that the things that you are in your past
have helped create who you are today. If you view
it the right way, everything that has happened to you
in your past has happened to you for a reason,
and it's you for the good if you view it
that way. But if you, on the other hand, or
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a type of person who can't move forward because you
are allowing your past to stop you from having your future,
then you, my friend, are doing a disservice to your life.
You are not honoring God's blessings. You are not taking
advantage of the gain, knowledge, wisdom, and experience of your life.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Example, if you.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Are a woman and you are always talking about a
former relationship, what he did to me. If he had
not did this to me, I wouldn't be in this
place today. I thought I had a man. Now I
ain't got no man ah llah lah lah la lah
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if I you know, he came along that I was
doing just swell. He just came in and he just
lied to me. He lied to me, nod, he did
this to me. Then he cheated, then he left. All
of that that you're saying can very well be true.
Have you thought that maybe maybe somewhere in God's infinite wisdom,
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that he knew that you had made a mistake in
picking him anyway? Maybe he knew you had made a
mistake in saying yes or I do to him anyway,
or come on move in? And so what he did
was based on your decision now to say yes, I
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do or come on let's move in together. That was
your decision. You ain't go to him about this one.
You made this decision based on that decision and all
the negative things that started happening.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
He allowed you to get away from it.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Now how you got away from it, It's always not
the choice of ours. See, you stuck on the fact
that he left, that he walked out. But let me
share this with you.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
When he was there, how good was he? Tell you?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
How good was he for you? See, you got to
stare at you got to look at the blessing. The
blessing is. Now you are on your own. Now you
walk in your house. Ain't nobody in there with a
disruptive spirit. Now you go home. You could take your
clothes off, walk around like you want to. Now you
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go home, you can sit down and look at TV
or catch your breath if you want to. Your kids
don't have to see y'all arguing all the time. Have
you looked at the blessing in it? But now if
you gonna keep looking at the negative, then guess what.
Now you can't move forward because you keep allowing your
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past to keep you from moving forward. If God has
brought you through it, why don't you move on from it? Look,
you got through it, He gone, he ain't coming back.
He got somebody else. So you gonna sit there and
just keep tripping couts. He gone and he got somebody else. Hey,
pick yourself up. Thank God for the blessing. It didn't
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feel like a blessing. Why you was going through it,
and all the pain of him leaving and the divorce
and all that messed you up? Got it when you
get through it, all of that. You ain't the first
one being left. You ain't the first one being divorced.
You ain't the first one been in a bad relationship.
Pick yourself up, thank God for the blessing, and move
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forward in your life, because maybe when you quit complaining,
maybe you'll find out that God has something in store
for you that he wants you to have, but he
can't and give it to you if you ain't grateful.
So God gives you a blessing, but because you don't
see it as a blessing, you ain't grateful for it. Now,
guess what, You steady asking God to do something for you,
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but you ain't thanking him for what he's done for you,
but you steady wanting him to do more.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
How does that work? How does that work?
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Man?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
That He should keep on giving you things when you
ain't even working with the stuff he didne gave you
and I don't know. And I'm just using that one example.
It could go for me and too, vice versa, and
so on and so forth. I'm just using that as
an example. Now, why I laid on that one so long?
You have to take that over God. That's all just set.
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I ain't pointing fingers at nobody in nothing, because I've
been guilty on both sides of the coin.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Who am I? But I'm just sharing with you what
I had to do.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
I had to learn to stop allowing my past to
interfere with my future.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let me have you
undivided attention.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
You know what God is in the blessing business. He
really is.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
I didn't get a chance to properly thank him this morning.
I really didn't. And so I want to stop right
now and tell God how much I appreciate it on
every level, on every facet of my life, because I
am who I am because God is who he is.
If it wasn't for God, I never would have been nothing.
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I'm flat out telling you that's a fact. He is
the author. He is the architect of my future. I
am in his hands, and I am grateful for that.
I'm learning more and more how to trust in his timing.
I've learned more and more how to not be anxious
for anything. And it's such a peacefulfieling to let him drive, man,
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Because I saw something online that mattered to me. It said,
you get in the uber, you don't know the driver,
You sit back and relax. You get on an airplane,
you never met the pilot. You buckle up your seatbelt
and you fall asleep, he said, And you don't even
know these people.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So why would you Why would you not let God.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Take you somewhere? He know the way and he's the
best driver ever. Sit back, be in peace, and enjoy
your life.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Welcome to the n.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Shirley Strawberry calling for red Mississippi. Monica Junior boy and
the legend that he is nephew Tommy Junior's on your
mind today?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Man.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
You know today is April first up safe the Fool's Day,
And uh, I guess this would be a day we
have to celebrate timming exist today?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Do we do that? Here?
Speaker 10 (11:51):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
I wouldn't normally give you that but you know, I'm
gonna get at the Trump as you get it retired.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
The twelve.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
I don't think, Junior, his being a food has nothing
to do with April all the way up until today,
had not we been mentioning this all radio show long, now,
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what would make you think, Junior, we'd have waited on
April one to have it. Let me tell you something
about Thomas Miles slash Nephew Thomas. He has taken this
ignorance of his his stupidity and molded it into a career.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Would you have to give a person credit who does that? Really?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Because I was told my entire life you're not going
to mount to anything. And all of those people that
told me that, most of them's watching right watching inky popcorn.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, I'm on sawatching the show just like the face.
It had got nothing to do with April at.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
All, nothing, And so I don't really think we should
put this one on Tommy. This is April Fool's Day.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, he has a lifetime committed to this thing.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, guys, thank you for coming up. At thirty
two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew
himself as he runs that brank back right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everyone at your girl
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asa Ebowl or asa Ebowl with Nutella. It is time
now to run that prank back with the nephew. What
you got for his nest?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I got the ring, Shirley. Let's go the ring.
Speaker 11 (14:31):
Hello.
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a Denise. Please.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
Yes, this is she.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
Hi Denise. My name is Gavin. I'm actually the head
jeweler here, Diamond.
Speaker 12 (14:40):
No, how you doing?
Speaker 10 (14:41):
I'm good? You brought your ring in? What was it
last week? I actually wasn't here, but you gave it
to one of my salespersons. And yes, you wanted to
get it resized as well as as get it a praise.
Speaker 12 (14:53):
Correct, yes, yes, yes, and you don't have to tell him.
I did them on my own.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Okay, wow, Okay, listen, I actually do the resize of
the ring. And first of all, let me be the
person to say, congratulations, when is your wedding?
Speaker 12 (15:08):
Thank you. I'm getting married in September.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
Well, congratulations to thank you. Listen. I don't know how
to tell you this now. As far as the appraisers concern,
I've looked at your ring over and over and this
ring is probably worth maybe fifty dollars.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Excuse me.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
I've been in this business for over twenty years.
Speaker 12 (15:26):
But you know what, I'm confused on what you just said.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
And I understand that what I'm trying to explain to
you is that I've been in this business for over
twenty years. I've seen so many different pieces of jewelry
and this is something that you that you buy late
night on an infomercial for nineteen ninety nine. This is
a Cubic Ziconian stone and the gold is not real
at all.
Speaker 12 (15:47):
It's like cool, wait, wait, you lost me. You lost
me as much money as my fandmake and as much
money as my father is putting down on his wedding
or half put down.
Speaker 10 (15:57):
And you're going to say, I understand everything you're saying,
but he's honest.
Speaker 12 (16:01):
What I need you to do is hold on. Know
I need you to hold on because we need to
call victims.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Wait. Wait, man, First of all, I can't wait, wait wait, wait,
hold on? You want to say, will you wait wait? Wait?
What are you trying to What are you trying to do?
Speaker 12 (16:20):
Sir? I need I need you to repeat what you
just said to me.
Speaker 10 (16:24):
Okay, that's what middle of personal stuff.
Speaker 12 (16:27):
Man, you oh you're in it. It's personal.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
Now.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
I need you to hold on.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
Okay, oh she called her man.
Speaker 13 (16:35):
Okay, hello victim.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
Even listen to this zilla that's on the phone. I
want you to hear it that he just told me
what's what's the problem? What you mean, what's the problem.
He's gonna tell you what the problem is. Gonna hit on, sir,
don't hit on?
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Who?
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Hello? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Who is this?
Speaker 10 (16:49):
My name is Gavin. I'm from Diamonds and actually your wife,
I mean, what are your fiance? Rather, she brought her
ring in to actually be resized, and we we all
so did an appraisal on the ring for her, and
actually the ring is estimated to be only in the
work of around fifty dollars.
Speaker 12 (17:08):
Fifty dollars. Dollars fifty that's what the man said, willy.
Speaker 13 (17:12):
Dollars in these holds these, sir, Obviously there's some sort
of mistake.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Sir.
Speaker 12 (17:16):
Now what you got to say about that big hold
on fifty dollars?
Speaker 13 (17:20):
That's got to be some kind of mistake.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
So what'd you say?
Speaker 13 (17:22):
Your name wan was, sir?
Speaker 10 (17:23):
My name is Gavin. I work here at Diamonds. I'm
the head jeweler here. I've been here for twenty years.
Speaker 13 (17:28):
And there's no way that that ring is worth fifty dollars.
I know what I paid for it, So obviously there's
some sort of mistake.
Speaker 10 (17:36):
There's not a mistake. I've been dealing with jewelry. I've
seen it. I can pretty much look at a ring,
but I actually went into detail on this one, as
I do all of them, And Sir, I promise you
this is probably maybe between forty and fifty dollars before
as workers got.
Speaker 13 (17:50):
Now, absolutely not. That's that's impossible.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
How is that impossible? He's a jeweler. You heard it
say you've been doing it for twenty years. Is that impossible?
I want the money that my daddy putting down on
this wedding, and you don't pay fifty dollars.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
You bought a cheap ring?
Speaker 13 (18:06):
No, no, no, I did not buy a teaping. This
is this is this is obviously some kind of mistake.
You didn't got it.
Speaker 12 (18:11):
You show got that right, You show got that right.
So what you got to say for yourself? This dollar?
Speaker 10 (18:17):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (18:18):
You can't. I believe that that's right.
Speaker 12 (18:19):
That's this is obviously some kind of Oh, it is
a mistake of respect thinking I'm gonna get married to
the man of my dream.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
I do have the engagement ring that was purchased and
bought for your wife. No, I don't think you I
don't think you do.
Speaker 13 (18:31):
I don't think you have my rings, because if you
have my ring, you wouldn't be telling me this worth
fifty dollars.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
I have the ring that your wife that your fiance brought.
Speaker 13 (18:39):
It ain't his wife yet, held on hold on the
man trying to explain, I'm trying to get you the buka.
Thank you, so you have I don't think you have
the right ring.
Speaker 10 (18:49):
I have the right ring. And what I'm letting you know, sir,
is that this is something you buy on an infomercial
in the two o'clock in the morning on home.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Dude, you don't.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Like that, I ain't buying a ring on infrom Sure.
I bought the ring from a reputable establishment. I have
the receipt, I have the certificate. So obviously the mistake
is on your and.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
Where the mistakers out here? Such you bought a piece
of jump.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
He's doing it all these years high hell, he's gonna
make it way.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
You come off telling me I bought a piece of junk.
I know what I bought. If there's any mistake that's
been made, it's on your end, where it's not on
my end.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
Here, don't we don't know about race.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
If you want to thing that my dad has said,
too much money for this wedding, your don't. I'll pay
fifty dollars on dollars for dog'll win you wait till
I tell him this, chill hold on.
Speaker 10 (19:36):
First of all, I don't appreciate you. I want to
tell you this. This is a typical case of you're
trying to part it off on us because you bought
a piece for fifty bucks money to two.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
Dollars on make and I get fifty dollars worth of
a ring.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Denise, hold on, let me talk to this. Where are
you calling talk?
Speaker 13 (19:52):
I ain't never heard of that wit.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
So your wife knows exactly way, and she's the one
that brought the ring here.
Speaker 13 (19:58):
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna come down there to
see the ring that you're talking about. If it's not
the ring that I gave my girl, I'm gonna take
seventy six hundred dollars out of your because that's.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
So. Now you want to jump on me because you
brought your wife a piece of Come on, you want
to put it on me?
Speaker 13 (20:14):
You you don't tell me what the I'm known what
the I spent on the ring, and you I don't.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
Kind of you trying to pull.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
First of all, I appreciate you coming to my household
trying to mess.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
My and you want to come at me with this.
Speaker 12 (20:25):
I know the ring's gotta be real.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
No, that that's I were you're miss Denise. I would
not marry somebody that's gonna I'm coming.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
I'm looking for your punk and you know what, you
don't get the ring?
Speaker 12 (20:35):
It ain't right men.
Speaker 10 (20:36):
You don't go in it. Can I say one more
thing to both of you? Are better?
Speaker 13 (20:39):
I'll tell you what if any did?
Speaker 10 (20:41):
I want to hear me?
Speaker 13 (20:41):
And you're gonna have some more problems you.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Tell me From the Steve Harby Morning Show. Y'all just
got pranked by the Nise's sister.
Speaker 12 (20:50):
That that's why she ain't got no man for Beth. Wow,
that's wow.
Speaker 13 (21:02):
That's how cool telling you about to start.
Speaker 12 (21:04):
Wow, I think I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
I will with a woman's ring. I gotta ask you something.
What is the maddest radio show in the Wow?
Speaker 12 (21:17):
The Steve Harvey at the Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
Wow, there you have it.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Be back at the hour, Shirley.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next it is
ask the COLO or Chief Love Officer. Steve Harvey is
in the building right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
Kanye West was dressed in a black KKK inspired outfit
during an interview, and billionaire Elon Musk I know, gave
away one million dollar checks to two Wisconsin voters, and
we'll tell you why. Singer Jessica Simpson Simpson drinks snake perm.
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Snake sperm not snake perm. Okay, two different things to
shake perm.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
They don't hear right.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
of the hour, but right now it is time to
ask the clo. This one is from Ashland and Chicago. Colo.
Ashland writes, I've been dating a married man for two years,
and I moved closer to be with him. He's getting
too comfortable with my closeness and taking it for granted.
When I come home some days, he's already in my bed.
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How do I set boundaries with him.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
You haven't set any boundaries for yourself.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Yeah, you have no respect for yourself, but now you
want him to have some for you. You're breaking the rules,
and so now when he breaks the rules what you
want to happen. You're seeing a married man. Okay, that's
somebody's husband. You do know that, right. I ain't passing
judgment on you, but you know that right. You move
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closer to be with him, which means you're not actually
looking for your own husband. So now you think he's
taking you for granted. You done took yourself for granted.
You done move to be closer to him, to what
make it more convenient for you and convenient for him.
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So now you come home and he laying in your bed?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Why, what's wrong?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
That's what husbands do. They go home and get into paid.
The only thing is that ain't your husband, but he
still keep acting.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Like one because you performing wifely duties.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
So why here's another letter written like he's normal. I'm
dating a married man and I moved closer and then
I come home here in the bed of his house.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Jesus, I love my medication though her dedication is out.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh do you now because she moved close to him, right,
she's smart, Tom, Yeah what what Moving on to Pedro
and Tampa Now you're thinking there you go, Moving on
to Pedro and Tampa. Pedro writes, My wife and I
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were walking on the boardwalk and a younger woman jogged
by us and she hell, I rushed over to help her,
to help her up, and my wife has been on
my head about it for two days. As a man,
I'll always react like that, what's my wife's problem?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Okay, keep picking them up, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Ain't nobody else running over there except you, and that's
what you're always gonna do.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
So you think it was wrong of him to help
the woman up after.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
She fell, Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It wasn't wrong. Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It was the gentleman thing to.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Do right, right, right.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
But that ain't that helper that you live with. See.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
What happened was this little young fine thing went running back,
and the fact that you was watching her that hard
that as soon as she failed, YO were running right
behind it.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Cause you broke out jogging behind her when she went back. Yeah,
I had to check yourself.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
Yeah yeah, because my wife wouldn't that he'd have been
trotting right behind.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Uh huh uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, bro, there is nothing you can do about that.
You can't.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Yeah, the word you can't be captain save a blank
in front of your wife. You just can't do it. No, No,
you can't do it. Wow, all right, esus.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
The woman is just supposed to live there.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
All right here, I'll be that wife. Let's go. An't
about to tell how to run out of here?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
God, all right, here we go. Lonae Lonee in Seattle says,
my boyfriend never wash his clothes, so I'm not sure
if he's recycling his underwear or not. He never smells,
but I know for a fact he's barely used to
his new washing machine. And he's not using a laundry service.
Can I ask him about this or not?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
He's not. Yeah, you can. You can ask him about him.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
He does cloying this, he don't stink, he don't use
his washing.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Machine and when he launch service.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
And so what does she think is happening? Maybe it's
another woman doing his laundry for now. That what you
want to go with. Yeah, that's why she want to ask.
And that's the real question that she sent in. Yeah,
and so now let uncle Steve put you Eddie's it's
another woman doing his draw Next.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Question should wow?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
All right? Last one? This is the last one, Steve.
This is from Nita and Minneapolis. Nita says, when we
get married. When we got married, my husband did all
of the cooking and the grocery shopping. Lately, he's been
giving me a list of things we need from the
store and he gets mad because I have it all delivered.
Why does he care how I get the groceries? Why?
(27:52):
I don't know, because it's extra money. What I mean
don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Is it extra money to have it delivered? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
When it casts gas and time to go get.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
It, absolutely that too.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
But it's more, it's more, it costs more. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
I never whoever had grocery set to now. I wouldn't
even know where to start.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
But the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, you could do it with the store.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You could have they so, but have you gone to
the grocery store though, I don't even know exactly, you
don't even know where it is.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
What grocery store would I go to? Though? What would
you for? You all suggested.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Old Food Public?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, that's the last time I went with.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Jewel in Chicago. Yeah, jewels in Chicago. Oh, they don't
have that anymore. What they did when I lived there,
grew up.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Got regularly grocery store you could go to.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, he doesn't know where it is though. He was saying,
you don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
This is crazy. This is rich people problem. Yeah, you
just don't.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
That's what this is.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Let me tell you something. I can't tell you where
a cloaker is. Now, let me ask you something.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Is a one by my house? All of them are
by your house.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
I'm sure how long you think it'll take for you
to run in real quick, real quick and get some flour.
Go ahead, get a pack of bacon, some sugar, throw
some sugar in. Then let's just throw something in there.
Some pepperrika on a.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Spicy Okay, I know where to bacon that because that's
on the outside out.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'll be able to find that.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
Then I look under the aisle that say, oh, spices
on it, spices and baked goods. Okay, Now, because I
used to work in the grocery store, so and them
still the signs they got. I can get that pepperica
down there on the right side, but that fly gonna
be on the other side, on the bottom shelf.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I can get that.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
And now do you know where you can get the eggs,
the yogurt, the juice.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Is on the outside out.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
That's good stock that all right.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
See, I'm good at that kind of stuff coming up.
I just don't know where the grocery store of the hour.
Once I get in there.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Thank you, CLO. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. What is
wrong with Kanye West? That is the question, girl, We
got to ask it. I mean, he showed up to
an interview wearing what appeared to be a Black KKK
(30:51):
inspired outfit, all right, with the big black hood and everything.
The eyes cut out all.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
On social media?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Wasn't it crazy? What is going on here? Conversation?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
It wasn't nothing?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Like he didn't have this, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
You go to a real rally and see what happened
to Kanye kept with that mess.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah you saw it, Steve, I know you did.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I've seen. I've seen the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah. During the interview, Kanye said blank Jay z uh
and he never wanted to have kids with Kim Kardashian.
He said, Drake is better than Kendrick Lamar, and he
went on and on and used a lot of inappropriate language.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
He also said, haven't you read the Bible? God is
an angry god. God is a jealous God. And I'm
the closest thing to God you have on this earth.
Speaker 10 (31:45):
What.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the black Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I watched the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
And he's upset because of the way he's claiming that
Kim is dressing the little girl and you know, she
looks like she's being thinking. I don't want to misquoting,
but anyway, he don't like the way he thanks it's inappropriate.
But what I would try to remind Kanye of is you,
as her father, are the greatest example he has of
(32:15):
how to be treated by a man. And if you
let your wife walk around, which this girl is seeing
in these lolly banana skins and just a damn boat
town and a and a and a propylactic, then you
sitting up in here and your daughter see this. You're
not You're not you know, bro, you can't bro he
(32:36):
all over the place. I'm but okay, you do, remember
mom and my kids Dad. He's a genius. I kept
telling me what I kept saying.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
So so should some Is it time for a wellness
check with Kanye? I mean, is there something that can
be done about this?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
He's not gonna listen. He's self destructive.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
All these comments about uh, the derogatory, homophobic names he's using,
steady talking about Jewish people. Bro, this ain't gonna get you.
This ain't gonna get you nowhere, bru. And then I'm
telling the truth. And then, you know what, sometimes just
for entertainment. I read the comments. It is alarming, alarming
(33:20):
how many people are going. He a truth teller. We
gotta protect him. He's right, he's the only one standing
up telling the truth. Bro, y'all gotta quit enabling bad behavior.
This is this is not the way it's done. Yeah, No,
it's it's it's it's yeah, it'sturbing. I'm gonna tell you
(33:43):
the one that got me when he was talking about
John Legend wearing sweaters in bar Betos, Tosa whatever, Legend
wearing all them sweaters in bar betos. You're standing up
there in a black clan outfit and you wearing about
John Legend having on a sweater. Yeah, I was sitting
(34:07):
there going, doesn't.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
It?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
It just.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Dragon I'm just watching this dude. Man, it's really really
sad man.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Because we're seeing the destruction of him.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Look, man, y'all didn't come to not rescue when Adidas
was freezing my accounts. Brother, listen to me, when you
signed that big deal with Adidas, you didn't come to
the public and asked them who needed help and gave
them a piece of the deal. Now, when your deal
is falling apart, you can't be upset because nobody's coming
you to save the deal.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
That's your deal.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Now, they froze two hundred and thirty million of your
dollars some of us, some of us would feel the
same way if you froze two thousand, three hundred dollar
do and some of us would feel the exact same
way if you froze two hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
It's all right, relative homie.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
You got big money problems.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
And when a person is coming up short two hundred
and thirty and it affects them, guess what, they got
a big money problem that hard. So you can't ask people, man,
just because you're talking about hundreds of millions, to feel
sorry for you, because no, man, we got to carry
our own Cross twenty three hundred same lock Up.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
I tell you something crazy. I was watching that.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
I was watching the show called lock Up right, and
this Arian Brotherhood guy was in jail his girlfriend. He
went in there for distributing myth. His girlfriend was a
meth addict. He had been in jail and it was
expecting her to raise the bail money to get him out.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Now he listened to me.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Now he been in jail seven months, even months, and
now you know they were the recorded phone calls, but
they live because they recording it.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
So she's talking to him.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
I almost had the money one time, but I had
to use it. Baby, How long is this gonna take?
She said, sweetie? Where am I gonna get that kind
of money from? Why am I gonna get nine hundred dollars?
I said, hold up, man, what this dude been in
jail for seven months waiting on this girl to raise
(36:28):
nine hundreds so he can go home. She got seven
hundred one time, but something came up.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
The myth came up, meth came up. I was watching
this show trying not to laugh, but what she said,
where am I gonna get that kind of money? It's
nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
I said, dude, been in jail seven months, nine hundred.
So Kanye, the two hundred and thirty million dollar problem,
I can understand it. It was a cragea trying to
get out of jail. Looking at right now, and you've
been in a seven more so I did.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
All right.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, today's April
Fool's Day, and we'll ask the guys on the show.
That's Steve, that's Tommy, that's Junior, what makes you a
great comedian or prankster? Right after this, you're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone at your girl Shirley's Strawberry Here.
(37:30):
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Log into your account on April sixth to redeem your
offer of five dollars off and ASA E Bowl or
ASA E Bowl with Nutella. Well, guys, today's April Fool's Day. This,
of course, is a day for pranks. This is a
day for jokes. So Steve, Tommy and Junior, there may
be someone out there who's listening, who wants to be
(38:11):
a comedian, who wants to be a comic. What do
you guys have as far as pointers to give someone
on being a great comedian or a comic or a prankster.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Don't got to be committed for the long haul for
this type of job. You got to be committed. You
got to be ready to die on stage when you
first started. Come back the next night, come back the
next week, do it again, might win, might not win.
Can't be worried about the money at the beginning. You
just got to be grinding, grinding. It is a gym
that you constantly got to go to and work out, workout, workout, workout.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Work When you say die on stage, you mean what
you're not?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Funny?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Terrible?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Oh get off somebody? Yeah you suck?
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Why are you up there?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (39:06):
In order to get good, you're gonna go through all
of that. You're gonna go through all of that.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
So you gotta be.
Speaker 9 (39:10):
Right boy, All right, Tommy, But what else be it
honest about your life, just how crazy it is, because
my family helps me out a lot of my show
have a crazy family, do help a lot?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Tell the truth?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah no, he can't.
Speaker 12 (39:27):
Now.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
All of that's good, But you have to be born
this way. This is not a learned skill set. You
are born funny or you're not. This is not There's
no school for this. The gym Tommy is talking about
is for those that's born with it. You can go
in this gym all you want. If you're not born
with this gift, you will never ever be a stand
(39:49):
up comedian. You will never be able to go full time,
and you will never be able to put your job
and you will never ever earn a living at it.
You have to be born this way. I'm sorry, but
I've said it one hundred times. There's no school you
could take a class. You can go to school, be
a doctor, lawyer, dennis, scientists, engineers, astronautic. You take acting lessons,
singing lessons, you can take, drum lessons, piano lessons. You
(40:11):
can't take comedy lessons. Sorry, ain't none. There's no course
you can take when you get I mean, excuse me.
There's no course you could take. And gosh, darn it,
your booty is funny.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
That was fun I mean that sugar honey iced tea.
You know what?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
All right, we get it, and I didn't know this.
Between a comedian and a comic, good question.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
A comic is just like he has a set and
he has to do it. And if you laugh, find
if you don't see you tomorrow, it's like reading the
comic strip they printed out. You read it if it's funny,
not if it's not funny. To see you next sun.
A comedian finds a way that night to be funny.
Absolutely wrote something, but it ain't working. We've been to
(41:02):
fixed this ten night.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
All right, guys, Thanks.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, I can't hope you see me next time, so
you might not want to.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Happy April Fool's Day, everybody coming up at thirty four
minutes after we'll check your voicemail Steve at eight seven
seven twenty nine, Steve. Right after this, you're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show. It's time now to check your voicemail.
Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve is the number
(41:32):
you can call us and leave a message. You might
just hear your call on the air, ready, Steve, Yes,
all right, here we go. This is a caller who
left a message about Marvin Staff in the backlash.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Go morning, good morning, Steve is Bishop monks camp out,
let's call it. That'scern it and Marvin sev. Maybe he
could have done it in another way.
Speaker 11 (41:55):
That's all what he was doing, understand it.
Speaker 10 (41:58):
But think if I we all make mistakes, maybe could
have done it another way of great.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, and I appreciate that, pastor.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
You're absolutely right, he could have done it another way,
which is why he's trended. Yeah, but once again, what's
that website I created?
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Don't say that?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, don't say that dot com?
Speaker 7 (42:27):
Uh, send to me anything you thinking about saying, and
I'll let you know if you ought to say it
or not, because.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I've done it all.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Because what you know, right.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
I know I've said some stuff. Launch. I tell you
I appreciate your pastor.
Speaker 6 (42:44):
Don't say that. Dot com is gone already. You know
somebody took this bother and talking.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I don't care. I don't care, yeah.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
Because really I should have called it something else, so
I didn't give up the real No, they'll take that too,
that's the one.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Oh all right, Yeah, that'st's the ghost. Uh huh, all right.
Here's another caller, Steve, who left a message about Magat
supporters singing we shall overcome.
Speaker 13 (43:12):
Good morning, Steve. I just have a course and my
name is Pam.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I'm from Texas. I just want to know what do
y'all think about the white folks that voted for Trump
that's now singing we shall overcome.
Speaker 11 (43:24):
I thought that was the funniest I have ever heard.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Thank you and have a good day.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, that's funny to be. Yeah, you're right. I saw
that too. I just be looking at him. I'll be going, yeah,
I've seen that. Yeah, I saw that. Sure.
Speaker 7 (43:41):
Cultural you know, first of all, you singing that you
don't have the right feeling behind Yeah, because overcome?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
What what is you need to overcome? Wow?
Speaker 7 (43:55):
That's crazy, man. I just you know, you can't have nothing.
Take everything. The dread and their hair they're getting buddy
and plants, they get collagen put in their lips. Leave
us alone. I thought, y'all aren't like us. Stop, we
(44:17):
can't have our color. Y'all in here putting cream on
got us thinking you darker than you are, drawing the
lips on you lip, lying all up under your nose,
trying to make your lips look full of to stop
these buddy injections and bring your hair.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Stop God, but lets some music come on. Yeah, you
ain't quite there.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
It just looks so hard for some of them to
stay on beat. Stop dancing to the guitar. It's the beat.
Be dancing to the piano keys.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
What is you doing?
Speaker 7 (44:57):
That's too much the beat, the drum.
Speaker 10 (45:00):
The.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Pop pop, that's what that's for. Boom boom, boom boom,
that's what that's for.
Speaker 7 (45:12):
Find the base and find the beat. That's all the
mother instruments. Stop being the triangles, stop all that trying.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
All right, all right, you seemed a little upset by
that one.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah, it's a stop. Just leave us a loan. We're
singing our song. We shall overcome, overcome what.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
We shall overcome, the MA and supporters, We shall overcome.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
Okay, all right, alrighty, So I'm just curious. Has America
got great again? I'm just out of out of there.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
Yeah, okay, they're working on everything, man, They taking everything back.
Speaker 11 (45:57):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
They getting rid of civil rights, d I all of that.
That's when America, when they could just do what they
want to do. They didn't have to hire you, they
didn't have to consider you. That's what they call making
a greater kid.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
All right, all right, thank you Steve coming up next
to his a nephew and today's prank phone call. Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
(46:31):
the subject is the joke is on me this time.
We'll get into it and find out what that's all
about in just a few because right now the nephew
is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
for us, neph.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
Certainly this is right here. Oh my god, you hit
my car. You hit my car. This is April fools
right here, baby, this is a good one for April fools.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
You hit my car. And let me say this, I
appreciate all the love.
Speaker 6 (46:56):
I appreciate all the love that you all enjoyed the
jasmine I get prank phone call. And that's not it.
It's not over where it's gonna be. More so for
all your celebrities. That's whether you're politicians, lawyers, singers, actors.
You might want to check your phone because time it
gonna hit you up, it's gonna happen. I'm just letting
you know it's gonna happen. I'm gathering good numbers and
(47:18):
it's gonna happen. So be ye ready, all right, the
nephew is coming this right here. You hit my car,
let's go catch doc.
Speaker 8 (47:25):
Oh you wait that there Raymond Noles all over the place.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adels.
Speaker 8 (47:31):
This is she?
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Do you live in apartment number seventy eight?
Speaker 8 (47:34):
Oh, that depends on who's asking.
Speaker 6 (47:37):
My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,
apartment one O five. Do you live in apartment number
seventy eight?
Speaker 8 (47:44):
What you want with where I live?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Look? Fam? Do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera?
Light blue?
Speaker 1 (47:49):
One?
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
All right?
Speaker 6 (47:52):
Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran
into my car. I got a beans a block one
of two thousand and five C two forty Now I
got light blue.
Speaker 8 (48:01):
Scratches on my My neighbor.
Speaker 6 (48:04):
Told you what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name
is Brian Kendall.
Speaker 8 (48:11):
I told you the cross up live across the hall.
Speaker 12 (48:14):
What the cross?
Speaker 8 (48:15):
I that live across the hall told you what ma'am.
Speaker 6 (48:19):
Listen, all I know is he said he live in
apartment eighty.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
He lived next door to you.
Speaker 6 (48:23):
You live in a supposedly apartment seventy age right here
in Cambridge Court apartments. Now, all I'm saying is he
told me your car is that which is the light
blue car hit my backed into my car. Now, I
ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got to
fix my car and.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
I got light blue scratches on my bens.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (48:42):
Last I checked my light blue clamoring. Wasn't the only
light blue camera they made?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Ma'am?
Speaker 6 (48:47):
You the only light You the only light blue car
in the parking.
Speaker 8 (48:51):
The only light blue car in the parking lot. Right now,
I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue
car in the parking.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Lot, ma'am.
Speaker 8 (48:59):
I'm not look and I'm in the middle of watching
te What can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
What you mean? What can you do for me? You
didn't hit my car?
Speaker 8 (49:07):
He he ain't touch your car. If you got some
cameras out in this parking line that saw.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Me hit your car, no, I don't have no cameras.
Speaker 8 (49:14):
But then I believe this conversation is over, and I
don't give what the cross eyed man across the hall
told you.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 8 (49:26):
Hold on, hold on, playing Uh is you yelling at me?
Speaker 2 (49:30):
I'm not yelling at you.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
But you didn't hit my car to the only light
blue car in the parking.
Speaker 8 (49:37):
Line, the only light blue car in the parking lot.
And now, and as a matter of correct, my car
ain't even in the parking lot. My sister bar my
car go to the stop.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Well is it possible that your sister is the one
that hit my car?
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Now?
Speaker 6 (49:49):
Now?
Speaker 3 (49:49):
What?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (49:50):
Is your sister when is she coming back? Maybe she
hit my car and didn't tell you she hit my car.
Speaker 8 (49:55):
Now, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
because she would have told me she hit your car. Look,
I said, ain't nobody hit your car. My car ain't
got no scratches on it. Then don't give them what
kind of scratches you got on your car? But I
can't do a thing about it. And even if you did,
(50:15):
let me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance,
no way, so I can't do nothing for you.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Let me tell you something you ain't got.
Speaker 8 (50:23):
To tell me. You ain't got to telling him. Thanks,
And as far as I'm concerned, this conversation.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Is over, let me ask you how call back?
Speaker 11 (50:33):
Mister.
Speaker 8 (50:34):
You act like I ain't got your car, but no,
you had them scratches on your car all ready, and
you ain't finna use me as no excuse to get
you no new papers.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
I had no scratches already on my car.
Speaker 8 (50:51):
Yeah you had them. Oh yeah, you had no idea.
I'm gonna tell them. An insurance is justin if he
come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.
I already told you I ain't got it.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven eight,
standing in the door.
Speaker 8 (51:04):
I'm on my way to the door now, I'm standing
in the door.
Speaker 6 (51:07):
Come on, come on, Look, I got thirty five hundred
dollars worth of scratches on my car that you need
to pay for you the.
Speaker 8 (51:13):
Owner only ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars.
So you already doing better than me?
Speaker 1 (51:20):
What?
Speaker 8 (51:21):
What?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
What?
Speaker 10 (51:22):
What?
Speaker 13 (51:23):
Look?
Speaker 8 (51:24):
I'm already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
I'm watching TV and you ain't got still talking to
me about I need to talk to you about this cart.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
I got thirty five cut your car.
Speaker 8 (51:35):
My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
even park next to no BMW's lately it's a bens.
Speaker 11 (51:42):
What's hell ever?
Speaker 2 (51:44):
It's a ben C two forty.
Speaker 8 (51:46):
A black given. If it's a ben seven seven and seven,
I can't help you.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
They don't make a seven seven lady. Look, you know what?
Can I say something to you?
Speaker 8 (51:58):
No, you can't say you know what you can say
to me? You can say bye.
Speaker 6 (52:03):
I just want to say one more thing to you,
one more thing.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead on.
Speaker 6 (52:09):
All I want to say is this, nephew, Timmy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Your sister robbing out of d C. You putting me off?
Speaker 8 (52:15):
Oh that don't make me. You know what, I don't
even have y'all show. I listened to the show on
the internet and this, Oh you wait till I talked
to her.
Speaker 6 (52:29):
All right, mister Dale, But Lizzen, before you go, can
you tell me what is the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 8 (52:36):
The land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, nephew told me.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
You knew you didn't run into nobody else.
Speaker 8 (52:44):
I ain't hear nobody because I'll be trying to talk
myself out there thalk, so won't nobody in me?
Speaker 10 (52:48):
You know?
Speaker 2 (52:50):
All right?
Speaker 8 (52:51):
Bye?
Speaker 6 (52:54):
Now that deserves some praise up in here, y'all already
know what?
Speaker 12 (52:58):
All right, listen to.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
I'm the only light blue camera in parking lot right now?
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Right now? Who tell you that? Talking about the cross
eide person blank blank cross the hall? That was a
good one, Thank you? So kind of all right?
Speaker 6 (53:17):
This week I'm headed to Charlotte, North Carolina. It is
Charlotte Friday Night soul Out. Saturday shows the soul Out.
I got a couple of tickets left for Sunday show,
So get your tickets if you want to come see
the Nephew.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
I'm gonna get in a little bit early on Thursday.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
Hang out with my boy at the Marquis and Charlotte's
where I hang out when I go shol I hang
out at the Marquis. My boy Kennedy is the Marqui.
Oh it's like a night like jazzy type of spot.
You know, some place you would go to. You know,
it's class, it's poor man like yourself. The marquis matter
of fact. What you're doing this weekend. You want to
(53:51):
do ten.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Minutes, you gonna give him ten minutes. Hey, car Carl,
don't give no more, say no, I know what you
can do ten.
Speaker 7 (54:03):
I'm gonna such it. I'm gonna start a fire. Can't
get put out team because I'm not gonna do ten.
Once you give me ten, I'm gonna god gossa do twenty.
Because you gotta understand if I walk out on the
comedy stage right now, three of them minutes is pure applause.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
I'll tell you right now, I got room for you.
Speaker 6 (54:27):
Can't Bray Braill Comedy Club outside of Los Angeles, April thirteenth,
That Sunday night, one night only, one show only. The
Nephew is coming in and anyway the hell I can
go down there real big though. Bill Comedy Club, Ish
April nineteen, jackson Flaida. That is Easter weekend, Jacksonville, Flaida.
The Nephew. It is an evening with Nephew Tommy. That's
(54:48):
at the Florida Theater. That is April nineteenth. It's Easter weekend.
You can wear your Easter suit Saturday with me, just
to make sure it looks right Sunday for past.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
I ain't gonna smell the same on Sunday, though, y'all don't.
I can't understand. I understand. I ain't. I'm smoking. I'm not.
I'm not gonna lock.
Speaker 6 (55:08):
The dose on you at the Florida There the tickets
on sale right now, laying in the cut is Louisville,
Kentucky twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, Louisville, Kentucky at
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twenty four, twenty five tickets. I'm gonna say red now.
Possibly a king might be opening for ten minutes. You
(55:30):
never know, Okay, all right, all right?
Speaker 1 (55:34):
And coming up coming up next is my Strawberry letter,
and the subject is the joke is on me this time.
We'll get into it right after this.
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Speaker 1 (56:13):
You're listenings Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to stevevarvfm
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
(56:34):
reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
going to read this one right here, right now, and
you never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on type
we guide it for you. Here it is Strawberry.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Let up, Thank you, nephew. Subject the joke is on
me this time. Dear Stephen Shirley, maybe you can help me.
My wife and I have been married for six years
and we have one daughter. I'm thirty two and she's
We were young when we started dating, so we had
a few three ways and we went to the strip
club together all of the time. We both got saved
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right after we got married, but I still got chills
when I heard my single friends talking about being with
two girls at one time. Like a dummy. I decided
to check in with my wife to see if she
wanted to go to the strip club with me and
a group of our friends. She said that she's not going,
nor am I. I didn't want an argument, so I
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didn't push it. I went anyway, and I told her
I was playing cards with friends. She found out from
one of the girls that dates one of my friends.
She told me that if I want to play, then
it's on. I told her that women can't do what
men do, and I put my foot down and I
said that there's nothing wrong with going to the strip club.
She said fine, and that was it. I went a
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few more times and I told her before I left.
She never said a word, so I thought it was cool.
Her birthday came around and she told me she was
going to Palm Springs with her sorority sisters. It was
a quick trip, so I was cool with it. A
week later, I found out that they rented a sprinter
and hired two male strippers to entertain them on the ride.
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She and four other married women went. She was so
happy to admit that she lied to me. She won't
tell me where she stayed or where the two strippers stayed.
She told me that she doesn't question me, so she
wants the same grace. Okay, so the joke is on
me this time. This is not how I want my
marriage to go. How do we rebuild the trust? I
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have to be honest with you. It is hard and
darn near impossible. In the beginning, trust is much easier
because no one has done anything to break that trust.
You haven't given your partner a reason to not trust you.
But all it all takes, All it takes is one time.
I'll just put it like that. All it takes is
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one time. Then you're checking voicemails, you're checking social media posts,
you're pulling up on them at lunch, showing up at
their job, all because they did something to make you
not trust them. This thing that you did that you
knew you shouldn't have done, like going to the strip club,
has turned into a big, huge mess now and you
see that, and yeah, it is true. It's a double standard,
(59:21):
and women aren't supposed to do what men do in
this society and still be a lady. But in case
you haven't noticed times have changed. Some women these days
are really out for revenge when you do something to them.
They want you to feel that pain. They really really do.
They want to get back at you. So how do
you get the trust back? You ask? First, you better
find out if your wife wants to save this marriage,
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because she is doing her thing right now. You've got
to stop going to strip clubs. You got to get
to work on your marriage, whether it's therapy, which I
do recommend for you guys, or whatever. But again, regaining
trust after it's broken, it's darn near impossible, but it
is possible.
Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
Steve, Well, this letter right here, brou First of all,
this this all on you, all, this on you, you, you, you,
you got you you. You did this one though, And
as really, I don't know if it's a lot I
can help you with, except that you come up with
(01:00:25):
a compromise. Now you know, y'all been married six years.
Y'all got a daughter, you thirty two, she thirty. Y'all
was young when y'all started dating. So y'all had a
few three ways and we went to the strip club
together all the time. We both got saved right after
(01:00:45):
we got married. I missed that part.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I ain't say that.
Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Oh I didn't see that that. That's a whole nother element. Oh,
thank you god.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
We both got saved right after we got married. That's key.
So but I still got chills when I heard my
single friends talking about being.
Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
With two girls at once. Okay, you got saved like
I didn't. I said, that's what happened?
Speaker 10 (01:01:21):
What what?
Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
He got saved like me?
Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
I see.
Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
You know you got people that get saved and get
washed white as snow. Yeah yeah, me and here we
just got wrist off. We didn't get the whole whitest
snow version. We just got risked off. So I am
about to be able to relate to this strawberry letter
(01:01:45):
except what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
But I do understand them.
Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
I still got chills when I heard him talking about
being with two girls men now here he go like
a dummy. I decided to check my wife to see
if she wanted to go to the strip club with
me and a group of our friends.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
She said that she's not going.
Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
Nor am I Now that seems reasonable, you know why
cause y'all saved?
Speaker 10 (01:02:13):
No.
Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Ha, oh dog, I'm so glad I saw that. That
changes the parameters. So you took yourself. You'll say yourself
in there. Told your wife you're going and go back
down to the strip club with her and a group
of friends.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
She says she not going, nor am I. I will
tell you exactly why other than being saved that they
not going.
Speaker 12 (01:02:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
All right, all right, we'll have part two of your
response coming up to see at twenty three minutes after
the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject is the joke is
on me this time we'll get back into it right
after this. Hey, this is Mary J. Blood diedly dudludulu douu.
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what's up? This is iceque I can't call it this
your man said to me entertainer. And you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That my doubt.
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All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is the joke is on me this time.
Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Thirty two old man, thirty old woman. They've been dating
for a while, been married six years. They got a
three year old, okay, And before they got married, they
was wild, and they had a couple of three ways
they were and they had some couple three on threes
and you know, swanging and went.
Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
To the strip club together all the time.
Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
Then after they got married, they both got saved, Lord Father, God,
thanks saved. But he got that version that I got
a lot of people get saved and get washed white
as snow. I just got rested off, and that much
(01:04:44):
looked like happened in him. But you didn't get rest
off good at all, though, though, of course, now you
set up in here and let your friends tell you
that they was with a couple of women at the
strip club and you still got cheated, and like a dummy,
this you need to.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
You need to go back to get you gotta go
get saved again, y'll because now.
Speaker 7 (01:05:05):
You took your dumb you, you took your dumb booty
in down there to your wife to see if she
wanted to go to the strip club with me and
a group of our friends.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
She said she.
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Ain't going, nor am I now here we go. You
know why she said that because y'all saved now. But
you know why she also said you ain't going and
I ain't going because she remembers.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
What y'all used to do when y'all got down.
Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
And because y'all saved now, she don't want to reintroduce
that into the marriage. So she said, I'm not going
down there, and you ain't either, So you ain't want
an august.
Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
You ain't pushing. But guess what you did.
Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
You went anyway, and you're told her you was playing
cards with a group of friends.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Well, one of your friend's wives found out a out
of and told you that she went to and and
she went on to that that that you went to
the strip club and you lied to her.
Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
She told you if you want to play in his
own I told her women can't do with me and doing.
I put my foot down and said, there's nothing wrong
with going to the strip club.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Oh, I thought you got saved. You can't bruh.
Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
Maybe you just got saved that day, or you need
to go get resaved dog, because you've just You're supposed
to last longer than this. He's supposed to give you
a moral barometer, accomplass. It's supposed to make you closer
walk with God. Where you can get some stript to
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overcome your weaknesses, that's what it does.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Man. You done told her it ain't nothing wrong with
going to.
Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
The strip club. She say fine, cool. So I went
a few more times, and I told her before I
after she told you, I'm not going and you ain't
going on? So you said, I went a few more
times and I went, Now what you doing down?
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
There's a club?
Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
Though, because all these shields you be getting from being
with two women, did you stop getting chilly? Or you
went out there and something happened? So anyway, she never
said a word, So I thought it was cool. That's
(01:07:30):
when you real stupid. You think when a woman get
quiet that means everything cool. You so stupid, you solf stupid.
So then she told me she was going to Palm
Springs for her birthday with her sorority sisters.
Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
It was a quick trip, so I was cool with it.
Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
A week later I found out that they werented a
sprinter and hired two males trippers to entertain them on
the ride. She and four other married women win. So
it's four on two. But these boys is pro. They
know how to work four women. It's two of them.
(01:08:13):
They strong with it. Who I bet it was fine
too though they was up in there and that sprintal Van.
I'm talking about sitting on their laps letting them have it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
She was so happy.
Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
That to admit that she lied to me. And she
won't tell me where she stayed or where the two
strippers stayed. Okay, I'll tell you what. They wasn't in
that frontal and they got hired for the whole weekend
homie or they picked them too, right boy, they've all
four of them voted on them too. She said, she
(01:08:51):
don't question me, so she wants the same grades. Okay,
so the joke's on me this time. Now I want
but this is not how I want my marriage to go. Well,
why did you do what you did? Though she told
you she wasn't going and you wasn't going. This ain't
how I want my marriage to go. But then you
thought it was cool and you went down there a
bunch of times. How do we really rebuild the trust? Well,
(01:09:12):
this ain't really trust you got to rebuild you see,
let me tell you what you did though.
Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
You open up a closed can of stink.
Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
Oh, it's a big old can of stink sitting in
y'all's basement. You went down that, got it, got a
screwdriver in, opened up the whole can of stink in
the middle of the living room. Now to open up
the can, you said, let's go to strip club. She
said I'm not going, and you ain't going. You put
the lid back on it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Not a horgy.
Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
But you took your can back in the basement and
opened it back up, and you dip your hands down
in his can. Wow, and put it in your wife's
face and she can smell the stink coming upstairs.
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
And see, all right, post your comments on today's Struwberry Letter.
It's Steve Harvey. F It's on you Faith Books and
check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio
app Free Never Sounded So good. You can download it
today now coming up at forty six minutes after the hour,
it's Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening
(01:10:14):
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Which
you got junior?
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
All right? Surey?
Speaker 11 (01:10:52):
Well?
Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Over the weekend, Detroit and Minnesota got into a brawl.
To y'all see that over the weekend. Yes, let me
tell you, rubbing Detroit know for fighting. Now they're gonna fight.
Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
They're gonna fight.
Speaker 9 (01:11:03):
Remember the last time they got into a fight when
they got into it with Indiana. Remember remember the brawl
at the palace. Oh man, all of them dog the.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Days is over with the basketball players can't fight. What
they were doing. What they were doing, hugging, pushing in
the holding and threatening.
Speaker 11 (01:11:25):
It was.
Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
It was Uh, five players and two head coach.
Speaker 9 (01:11:28):
Two coaches got ejected, included the head coach for Detroit
JB bigger staff.
Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
He was he was ejected.
Speaker 9 (01:11:33):
Isaiah Stewart, Rod Holland Marcus Assasser was off of Detroit.
Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
But then you got nas reed and then the white
boy from Minnesota. He was in there scrapping too.
Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Dante. The video is that you ain't nothing. You ain't
he ain't do nothing. The other I don't want to
know everybody missing. Just play the game, that's all. Just
play the game.
Speaker 9 (01:12:01):
So you had to do all right. Also, man congratulates
the d'on Sadu's d. Don Sanders got up a new
check man five years extension with the Colorado Buffalo fifty
for me.
Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Guess what Dion do? What's that coach? That's all he do?
Coach all the ball.
Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
Who get publicized money contracts. Can you please just do
what your contract asked you to do?
Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Coach like Dion, Yes, yeah, coach, that's all we need
you to do. You gotta do nothing else, just coach.
Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
If my boy Steven A. Smith Paul could just go
somewhere and do the sports show. No, I'm not saying,
like you know, he can't have an opinion about nothing,
because you know they told Lebron just shut up and dribble.
Speaker 10 (01:12:56):
No, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
If you're talking about the rights of us and all that, man,
use your platform. I'm with you, not wrong, But Lord,
can let this Lebron thing. This is not a good
look home broll. That is what he do. He cover fights.
(01:13:28):
He covered the fights that Okay, I want to see that.
Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
Also, uh, they have named Justin Fields. He is QB
one already in New York. For the jest, there passes
Aaron Rodgers thing. Go ahead, Justin Fields already week one QB.
He's starting already just said, hey, we're moving on. Aaron
Glen already making his decision. He's gonna be Justin Field's team.
They even got a quote right now. They're gonna have
shirts that say we believe.
Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
It Justin All right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at
the top of the hour, a man on social media
needs some advice Steve. He said, he's worried it's so
will pick up his dad's prejudices. We'll talk about it
right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, Steve, this is from DK on Steve Harvey FM.
(01:14:14):
DK says, my teenage son has been spread spending a
lot of time with my dad, but my dad unfortunately
holds some pretty racist beliefs, which he has no problem sharing,
especially when it comes to politics. I'm glad they're bonding,
but worried my son might absorb these outdated and offensive attitudes.
(01:14:36):
I don't want to bad mouth my pops to my kid,
but I also can't just ignore this. How do I
address this issue with my son without disrespecting his grandfather.
I don't want to make things awkward or push my
son away.
Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
My answer to this depends on whether this is a
black person asking the question or a white person asking
the question.
Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Per person, because he said my pops later on, that's
the seven year.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Old gibbings.
Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Steve answer both ways. How about that?
Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
All right?
Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
If you're black, you need to let your son understand
both sides of this, because that old man is talking
from an experience that he's had, and I can assure
you those experiences still exist because this country is not fixed.
(01:15:38):
This country is not non racist. This country is quite racist.
This country is quite hypocritical. So if your old black
man is telling him some viewpoints, then you got to
let him absorb some of this because he's gonna run
into it anyway. Now, if you are white, check your
(01:15:59):
son before oh somebody else. Do get your son and say, hey, look, son,
this is not the language we use describing people. This
is not how I'm teaching you to be.
Speaker 10 (01:16:11):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
I want you to relationship with your grandfather. But hey man,
maybe you need to go to your dad and go,
hey dad, look man, stop using these negative terms in
front of my son. Stop telling my son that this
is how it all to be. Wean fin to make
America great again. We're not finna do that. And the
South is not rising.
Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Again.
Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Please know that. And stop ordering them T shirts with
them rebel flags on it offline.
Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
All right, So two different ways, both ways?
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
We have time for another one. This is from Gary
and Steve HARBFM Gary says, I'm a huge fan of
your show. I follow all of you on Instagram. Anyway,
I recently broke up with my girlfriend of two years.
She was pretty emotional throughout ira real relationship, and I
finally decided to break up. But now she's going around
telling everyone that she broke up with me and even
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accusing me of being a whack boyfriend on Facebook. I'm
mad about this, But Uncle Steve, I don't know if
I should just let it go or defend myself. What
do you guys think I should do?
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Yeah? Bro, just let that go. Let that go.
Speaker 7 (01:17:24):
See, Bro, listen to me. Blogs die out eventually, and
you just have to let it go. Fortunate thing is
you're not famous, and it would die out a lot quicker.
Her followers speaking from speaker huh yeah. And if all
her friends think you ain't about nothing, so what which
is the narrative she's gonna tell them anyway? And just
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like you telling your friends she was a whiner and
a complainer and all that you, everybody gonna have their
own narrative. Just let it go, Bro, You'll be better off,
So you can move on. Somebody gonna accept you the
way you are and somebody's gonna accept her the way
she is.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
And how does he let it go?
Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
And move on?
Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
Tell let it go? Just stop, dog, just stop. Get
on Facebook. Hey, bro, listen to me. Here's what I
had to learn.
Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
I stopped caring about people's opinion to me that don't
have my cell number. There you go, you ain't got
my cell number. I care what you think of me?
Up and put somebody in her spot immediately. Br what
like that.
Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Morning?
Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Yeah, and post that on Facebook. Me and my new boom. Yeah,
I'll boot up.
Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
All right, guys, put a picture of you and some
fine girl on Facebook. Electric caption be whack its back?
Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right.
So in the Weird Animal News, a couple in Louisiana
heard a strange noise, so they walked to the porch
to investigate and found that the screen door was torn.
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Then they saw a tail that was attached to a
massive nine foot alligator just sitting there. The couple quickly
called for help from the sheriff's office and a neighbor
who raises alligators. The Sheriff's office, along with a gator handler,
captured the gator and eventually released it into the nearby river.
But the gator didn't go peacefully. It put up a fight.
(01:19:35):
It tossed patio furniture all over the porch. Experts say,
if you find yourself in this position, you've encounter an
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as you can, don't zigzag and all of that. And
if an alligator grabs you, fight and go for its eyes,
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its nose, or throat, which are its most sensitive areas.
What yeah, what.
Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
Dragging you off the break into the water. I'm supposed
to grab his what now?
Speaker 12 (01:20:11):
His eyes?
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Try to grab one of them roots on that tree.
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You cannot see this happening. Listen to anyone I know.
Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
All this alligator fighting technique you need when you run
into a bed, you better zig zag because they don't
change directions.
Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Good, go play another round, it would you rather? Right
after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
All right, it is time now for a round it
would you rather would you rather have people ask you
for the next thirty days? Are you getting sick? Are
you getting sick? Or would you never have anyone say
God bless you when you sneeze? Would you rather that
I want that for the next third day so I
can take off.
Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Oh that's a strategy.
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Or would you rather have never have anyone say to
you God bless you when you sneeze.
Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
I don't care much.
Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
I don't care nothing about that because I ain't never
understood that no more, I never say that when I
hear people sneak.
Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Oh, you don't know what, because you gotta understand why
people say that.
Speaker 7 (01:22:01):
Yeah, yeah, okay, something about you stop breathing on your
hard stop? Well, you know, if you sneeze, and your
heart stop and keep stop.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
You ain't don't be able to hear what he said.
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Now on an NBA team we're moving on. Would you
rather be the best?
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
You're really not. I'm just gonna tell you that right now.
Your heart do finally stop you, God bless you.
Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
I know you want to be the best dunker on
an NBA team, or the best three point shooter.
Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Oh man, heyduncle, yeah, duncle, man, You know what?
Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Basketball can be so unenjoyable now because of the three
point shot. I do not enjoy anymore, you know, man,
You can watch a whole basketball game and not see
one post up play. You can watch a whole game
and I see one play designed to dump it to
the big man in the middle. Oh well, and nothing
(01:23:06):
more frustrating to watch a seven foot to shoot twenty
two percent front of three point nine.
Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
I do like watching Curry shooting threes, though, for some
reason I like it certain players.
Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
Yeah, because it hasn't strong possibility of going in, Damon
little strong possibility of going in.
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Everybody else, Draymond Green.
Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
We really always have to go there, don't.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
You't over there? And Curry? Miss all right?
Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Would you rather be the uh would you rather shoot
the ball or pass the ball? Stan, I'm basketball for
a minute.
Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Oh man, I want to shoot?
Speaker 7 (01:23:47):
Ah Yeah, I'm gonna pass because I'm not gonna make
a lot of shots anyway, So let me throw it
to somebody. Got a chance at this ball going in?
If you ask me to shoot a three pointer, I
should get points if it reaches.
Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
All right, room stand on basketball? Last one? Would you
rather have an NBA career like Dwayne Wade or Allen Iverson?
Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Either one? True? That boy was a big and Wade
was too.
Speaker 7 (01:24:20):
I'm b Dwayne Wade because his NBA career was He
was really one of my favorite players.
Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
I love Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
All right, all right, that's today's round of would you rather?
Coming up next? It is our last break of the day,
and we'll close out the show with the one and
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Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
All right, guys, here we are let's break up the
day on this Tuesday, and it is time Steve for
your closing remarks. But before we get to that, we
have a listener named Velaura that left a message for you.
Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Take a listen.
Speaker 11 (01:25:23):
Hi, Steeve, my name is Vilaura. I heard you this
morning when you were talking about people are still talking
about you. Don't worry about the haters. If you don't
have life experiences, there's no way you can tell me
or anybody else. And we've all made mistakes. That's what
makes us the beautiful people that we are today, including
you and Marjorie. So don't worry about what the haters say.
(01:25:47):
When they stop talking about you, that's when you need
to start worry because all they're doing is hating. You're
trying to make a difference. You've learned from your past experience,
good or bad. So just doing what you do because
I love you. And a whole lot of other people
love you. And when people start talking about you, I
check on you, so don't worry about it. You got
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plenty of people that have your back, and we love you,
and we glass that you have to desire when you
were a kid to be on TV and radio because
I don't know what I would do without you sometime
because he really helps me. And I just want you
to know that I have a goddy love for you
and I appreciate you. Hey, let the haters keep hating.
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That's what they do best. You just live on and
do what you got to do, and don't worry about
what people say. It's not what they call you. What
you answered about last time I heard your name is
mister Steve Harvey. Hey, there you have it. Have a
great day.
Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Damn man, needed that great message. Great message, you know,
so true.
Speaker 7 (01:26:47):
You know I try to do exactly what she says
that I'll fall victim and pray to being human sometimes
because I don't care who you are.
Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Sometimes you just want to be lebron. You just want
to work.
Speaker 7 (01:27:00):
Walk up to Steve and A at the half court
and pull your sleeve up and say, hey man, say
something else you know you just won't to have that moment.
You just do cause you're human, like steven A. I mean,
like Lebron could have just let it go, but he
just on one of them days. I try not to
have as many of those days anymore. Like I'm really
(01:27:20):
trying to work through one man. This is one person
who it's two people that I have to forgive. I'm
really really struggling with. I long talk with about a
friend of mine. Shout out to my boy. Kevin came
and surprised me down at my ranch yesterday. Marjorie told
him where I was and everything, so he surprised me.
(01:27:41):
Great trip. But this is when you know he's a
friend because he came from Africa to surprise me. He
heard I had surgery and he just wanted to see me. Say,
hey man, I just need to check on my boy.
You're doing all right. Yeah, So that was like really
really cool. We were talking yesterday and it's two people
in my life. I'm just being honest. I'm really really
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struggling with forgiving. And I already know this too. I
already know that forgiveness is not for them, it's for me.
Forgiveness is so that when they name, come up. It
don't have an effect on me when I see them
out somewhere, I see them, it don't.
Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Have an effect on me.
Speaker 7 (01:28:20):
When they walk by me and don't speak to me,
It don't have an effect on me because I've forgiven them.
Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
That's really what it is. Forgiveness is not for the
other person. It's for you.
Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
Like Bishop Jake said, you keep drinking the poison, waiting
on them to die. And I know this, and I've
said this on the show, But man, I am so human.
I am such an imperfect soldier for Christ.
Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Man I am.
Speaker 7 (01:28:57):
It's like the Strawberry Letter today. The Strawberry Letter today
was about a couple and they got married and before
they got married they used to do three sooms and
go to strip clubs together and all this. And after
they got married they got saved. But then the husband
decided his friends was talking about going to the strip
club and being with more than one woman, and he
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still got chills. And people go, I thought you were saved.
Because you saved don't mean you sin free. That's not
what being saved is. Saved means you have a real
immediate help as not a person that's living saved or unsaved,
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it's not gonna have to deal with temptation in their life.
That's never going to go away.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Sorry. And there's a lot of stuff you deal with
as a person that's saved.
Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
That's a person that has a faith, that person that
claims to be a Christian or whatever your faith is,
whatever you claim to be that member. But and every
now and then you struggle with aspects of it as
do Why so, like the lady said in the close
of remarks before I played, before they played this called
this lady named Laura, great message telling me to keep
my head up. Never mind what people are saying about me.
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They just hate us. All that's true. I even said
on the show earlier. I quit worrying about people's opinion
to me that don't have my cell phone number because
I don't know you. I don't know you, and obviously
you not close enough to me for your opinion to
even matter to me. Now I've been able to do that,
(01:30:32):
but I'm working on forgiveness and I actually prayed about it,
and for the first time I've even told my wife
I'm gonna be able to forgive them. And you know,
me and Marjorie talk about everything and I said, this person,
I'm gonna be able to forgive them. She said, Steve,
you should because it's for you.
Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
But she know how I am, and so I've been
working on it. Did I just suck my teeth just now? Yeah,
I just I just started praying about it, so maybe, yeah,
it's gonna take a minute. Yeah, yeah, I just got
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through praying about it. I can't see him today though,
I can't run up into him today.
Speaker 7 (01:31:27):
It ain't ready yet. Hey, thank you Valor for the email.
It was a great email. And I'm trying to do better.
Y'all do better too. But if you need help, talk
to God about it, because he would absolutely love to
hear from you. Have a great day, God willing. We'll
see y'all tomorrow. We'll do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Holler.
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Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
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Don't given them black.
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The million bus boozy.
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Listening to show to.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
I don't joy Yeah, Joy.
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You you.
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You gotta turn.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I got to turn the mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Turn You probably got to turn the mouth turn out.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Turn the water the water up, come.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out. You think that, Uh.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to
the voice, come on dig me now. One and only
Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o man, oh man, Wow.
I think about all the things God has done for
me is overwhelming at times. And I want everybody to
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have that feeling and to sharing that feeling of completion
and satisfaction. And the only reason I got this, and
it's the thousandth time I've said it, is because I
formed a relationship with my creator.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Period.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
That's it. That's that's it.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
I can't tell you as anything else else. You know,
I've always had a strong work ethic. My father put
that in me. My father's conversation with me growing up
was always constantly about work hard, don't be lazy, be
a man, do what you say You're gonna do YadA YadA, YadA,
YadA YadA. Man, I was so tired of my father
at times. I was going, Man, what is with this dude?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Right here?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Man, every time we have a conversation, it's got to
be about work. It's got to be about you know, man,
doing your best, trying hard, you know, working, being honest,
do what you say you're gonna do. But that was
his mission. I can't tell you how much I appreciate
that now. I can't even I can't even put it
(03:22):
into words when I think about my old man and
what he was to me, and I just, man, I'm
so grateful for that balance I had in my life.
And then my father was a fighter. He fought on
the weekends.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
My father used to come home with his clothes toe
off of him. He put a fresh shirt on, and
he go back. My mom used to talk about my
father fighting all the time, slick, while you are always fighting.
You know, a little bit of that rubbed off on
me too, you know that that kind of got into me.
And I didn't understand that either. But then, underst same term,
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my mother was a Sunday school teacher for forty years,
so her conversation was never about fighting and anything. It
was all about love and understanding and doing another that
you would have to do unto you. My mom was
a Sunday school teacher, so I learned about faith. I
had to go to Sunday school, prayer meeting, Bible study,
young people meeting, choir rehearsal. You know, I was a
(04:21):
church man so much. I was actually looking as there's
got to be an alternative to this, you know, I
want you know, And I was a little kid even
I was thinking at one point, maybe I ought to
look into Hell because there's got to be something cooler
than this going on every day. It had got that
crazy for me. But the balance between those two people
created who I am today. And I want you to
(04:43):
understand that the things that you are in your past
have helped create who you are today. If you view
it the right way, everything that has happened to you
in your past has happened to you for a reason,
and it's you for the good if you view it
that way. But if you, on the other hand, or
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a type of person who can't move forward because you
are allowing your past to stop you from having your future,
then you, my friend, are doing a disservice to your life.
You are not honoring God's blessings. You are not taking
advantage of the gain, knowledge, wisdom, and experience of your life.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Example, if you.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Are a woman and you are always talking about a
former relationship, what he did to me. If he had
not did this to me, I wouldn't be in this
place today. I thought I had a man. Now I
ain't got no man ah llah lah lah la lah
(05:57):
if I you know, he came along that I was
doing just swell. He just came in and he just
lied to me. He lied to me, nod, he did
this to me. Then he cheated, then he left. All
of that that you're saying can very well be true.
Have you thought that maybe maybe somewhere in God's infinite wisdom,
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that he knew that you had made a mistake in
picking him anyway? Maybe he knew you had made a
mistake in saying yes or I do to him anyway,
or come on move in? And so what he did
was based on your decision now to say yes, I
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do or come on let's move in together. That was
your decision. You ain't go to him about this one.
You made this decision based on that decision and all
the negative things that started happening.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
He allowed you to get away from it.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Now how you got away from it, It's always not
the choice of ours. See, you stuck on the fact
that he left, that he walked out. But let me
share this with you.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
When he was there, how good was he? Tell you?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
How good was he for you? See, you got to
stare at you got to look at the blessing. The
blessing is. Now you are on your own. Now you
walk in your house. Ain't nobody in there with a
disruptive spirit. Now you go home. You could take your
clothes off, walk around like you want to. Now you
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go home, you can sit down and look at TV
or catch your breath if you want to. Your kids
don't have to see y'all arguing all the time. Have
you looked at the blessing in it? But now if
you gonna keep looking at the negative, then guess what.
Now you can't move forward because you keep allowing your
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past to keep you from moving forward. If God has
brought you through it, why don't you move on from it? Look,
you got through it, He gone, he ain't coming back.
He got somebody else. So you gonna sit there and
just keep tripping couts. He gone and he got somebody else. Hey,
pick yourself up. Thank God for the blessing. It didn't
(08:27):
feel like a blessing. Why you was going through it,
and all the pain of him leaving and the divorce
and all that messed you up? Got it when you
get through it, all of that. You ain't the first
one being left. You ain't the first one being divorced.
You ain't the first one been in a bad relationship.
Pick yourself up, thank God for the blessing, and move
(08:48):
forward in your life, because maybe when you quit complaining,
maybe you'll find out that God has something in store
for you that he wants you to have, but he
can't and give it to you if you ain't grateful.
So God gives you a blessing, but because you don't
see it as a blessing, you ain't grateful for it. Now,
guess what, You steady asking God to do something for you,
(09:12):
but you ain't thanking him for what he's done for you,
but you steady wanting him to do more.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
How does that work? How does that work?
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Man?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
That He should keep on giving you things when you
ain't even working with the stuff he didne gave you
and I don't know. And I'm just using that one example.
It could go for me and too, vice versa, and
so on and so forth. I'm just using that as
an example. Now, why I laid on that one so long?
You have to take that over God. That's all just set.
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I ain't pointing fingers at nobody in nothing, because I've
been guilty on both sides of the coin.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Who am I? But I'm just sharing with you what
I had to do.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
I had to learn to stop allowing my past to
interfere with my future.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let me have you
undivided attention.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
You know what God is in the blessing business. He
really is.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
I didn't get a chance to properly thank him this morning.
I really didn't. And so I want to stop right
now and tell God how much I appreciate it on
every level, on every facet of my life, because I
am who I am because God is who he is.
If it wasn't for God, I never would have been nothing.
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I'm flat out telling you that's a fact. He is
the author. He is the architect of my future. I
am in his hands, and I am grateful for that.
I'm learning more and more how to trust in his timing.
I've learned more and more how to not be anxious
for anything. And it's such a peacefulfieling to let him drive, man,
(10:58):
Because I saw something online that mattered to me. It said,
you get in the uber, you don't know the driver,
You sit back and relax. You get on an airplane,
you never met the pilot. You buckle up your seatbelt
and you fall asleep, he said, And you don't even
know these people.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So why would you Why would you not let God.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Take you somewhere? He know the way and he's the
best driver ever. Sit back, be in peace, and enjoy
your life.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Welcome to the n.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Shirley Strawberry calling for red Mississippi. Monica Junior boy and
the legend that he is nephew Tommy Junior's on your
mind today?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Man.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
You know today is April first up safe the Fool's Day,
And uh, I guess this would be a day we
have to celebrate timming exist today?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Do we do that? Here?
Speaker 10 (11:51):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
I wouldn't normally give you that but you know, I'm
gonna get at the Trump as you get it retired.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
The twelve.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
I don't think, Junior, his being a food has nothing
to do with April all the way up until today,
had not we been mentioning this all radio show long, now,
(12:22):
what would make you think, Junior, we'd have waited on
April one to have it. Let me tell you something
about Thomas Miles slash Nephew Thomas. He has taken this
ignorance of his his stupidity and molded it into a career.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Would you have to give a person credit who does that? Really?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Because I was told my entire life you're not going
to mount to anything. And all of those people that
told me that, most of them's watching right watching inky popcorn.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, I'm on sawatching the show just like the face.
It had got nothing to do with April at.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
All, nothing, And so I don't really think we should
put this one on Tommy. This is April Fool's Day.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, he has a lifetime committed to this thing.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, guys, thank you for coming up. At thirty
two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew
himself as he runs that brank back right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everyone at your girl
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asa Ebowl or asa Ebowl with Nutella. It is time
now to run that prank back with the nephew. What
you got for his nest?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I got the ring, Shirley. Let's go the ring.
Speaker 11 (14:31):
Hello.
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a Denise. Please.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
Yes, this is she.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
Hi Denise. My name is Gavin. I'm actually the head
jeweler here, Diamond.
Speaker 12 (14:40):
No, how you doing?
Speaker 10 (14:41):
I'm good? You brought your ring in? What was it
last week? I actually wasn't here, but you gave it
to one of my salespersons. And yes, you wanted to
get it resized as well as as get it a praise.
Speaker 12 (14:53):
Correct, yes, yes, yes, and you don't have to tell him.
I did them on my own.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Okay, wow, Okay, listen, I actually do the resize of
the ring. And first of all, let me be the
person to say, congratulations, when is your wedding?
Speaker 12 (15:08):
Thank you. I'm getting married in September.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
Well, congratulations to thank you. Listen. I don't know how
to tell you this now. As far as the appraisers concern,
I've looked at your ring over and over and this
ring is probably worth maybe fifty dollars.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Excuse me.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
I've been in this business for over twenty years.
Speaker 12 (15:26):
But you know what, I'm confused on what you just said.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
And I understand that what I'm trying to explain to
you is that I've been in this business for over
twenty years. I've seen so many different pieces of jewelry
and this is something that you that you buy late
night on an infomercial for nineteen ninety nine. This is
a Cubic Ziconian stone and the gold is not real
at all.
Speaker 12 (15:47):
It's like cool, wait, wait, you lost me. You lost
me as much money as my fandmake and as much
money as my father is putting down on his wedding
or half put down.
Speaker 10 (15:57):
And you're going to say, I understand everything you're saying,
but he's honest.
Speaker 12 (16:01):
What I need you to do is hold on. Know
I need you to hold on because we need to
call victims.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Wait. Wait, man, First of all, I can't wait, wait wait, wait,
hold on? You want to say, will you wait wait? Wait?
What are you trying to What are you trying to do?
Speaker 12 (16:20):
Sir? I need I need you to repeat what you
just said to me.
Speaker 10 (16:24):
Okay, that's what middle of personal stuff.
Speaker 12 (16:27):
Man, you oh you're in it. It's personal.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
Now.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
I need you to hold on.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
Okay, oh she called her man.
Speaker 13 (16:35):
Okay, hello victim.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
Even listen to this zilla that's on the phone. I
want you to hear it that he just told me
what's what's the problem? What you mean, what's the problem.
He's gonna tell you what the problem is. Gonna hit on, sir,
don't hit on?
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Who?
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Hello? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Who is this?
Speaker 10 (16:49):
My name is Gavin. I'm from Diamonds and actually your wife,
I mean, what are your fiance? Rather, she brought her
ring in to actually be resized, and we we all
so did an appraisal on the ring for her, and
actually the ring is estimated to be only in the
work of around fifty dollars.
Speaker 12 (17:08):
Fifty dollars. Dollars fifty that's what the man said, willy.
Speaker 13 (17:12):
Dollars in these holds these, sir, Obviously there's some sort
of mistake.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Sir.
Speaker 12 (17:16):
Now what you got to say about that big hold
on fifty dollars?
Speaker 13 (17:20):
That's got to be some kind of mistake.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
So what'd you say?
Speaker 13 (17:22):
Your name wan was, sir?
Speaker 10 (17:23):
My name is Gavin. I work here at Diamonds. I'm
the head jeweler here. I've been here for twenty years.
Speaker 13 (17:28):
And there's no way that that ring is worth fifty dollars.
I know what I paid for it, So obviously there's
some sort of mistake.
Speaker 10 (17:36):
There's not a mistake. I've been dealing with jewelry. I've
seen it. I can pretty much look at a ring,
but I actually went into detail on this one, as
I do all of them, And Sir, I promise you
this is probably maybe between forty and fifty dollars before
as workers got.
Speaker 13 (17:50):
Now, absolutely not. That's that's impossible.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
How is that impossible? He's a jeweler. You heard it
say you've been doing it for twenty years. Is that impossible?
I want the money that my daddy putting down on
this wedding, and you don't pay fifty dollars.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
You bought a cheap ring?
Speaker 13 (18:06):
No, no, no, I did not buy a teaping. This
is this is this is obviously some kind of mistake.
You didn't got it.
Speaker 12 (18:11):
You show got that right, You show got that right.
So what you got to say for yourself? This dollar?
Speaker 10 (18:17):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (18:18):
You can't. I believe that that's right.
Speaker 12 (18:19):
That's this is obviously some kind of Oh, it is
a mistake of respect thinking I'm gonna get married to
the man of my dream.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
I do have the engagement ring that was purchased and
bought for your wife. No, I don't think you I
don't think you do.
Speaker 13 (18:31):
I don't think you have my rings, because if you
have my ring, you wouldn't be telling me this worth
fifty dollars.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
I have the ring that your wife that your fiance brought.
Speaker 13 (18:39):
It ain't his wife yet, held on hold on the
man trying to explain, I'm trying to get you the buka.
Thank you, so you have I don't think you have
the right ring.
Speaker 10 (18:49):
I have the right ring. And what I'm letting you know, sir,
is that this is something you buy on an infomercial
in the two o'clock in the morning on home.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Dude, you don't.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Like that, I ain't buying a ring on infrom Sure.
I bought the ring from a reputable establishment. I have
the receipt, I have the certificate. So obviously the mistake
is on your and.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
Where the mistakers out here? Such you bought a piece
of jump.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
He's doing it all these years high hell, he's gonna
make it way.
Speaker 13 (19:15):
You come off telling me I bought a piece of junk.
I know what I bought. If there's any mistake that's
been made, it's on your end, where it's not on
my end.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
Here, don't we don't know about race.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
If you want to thing that my dad has said,
too much money for this wedding, your don't. I'll pay
fifty dollars on dollars for dog'll win you wait till
I tell him this, chill hold on.
Speaker 10 (19:36):
First of all, I don't appreciate you. I want to
tell you this. This is a typical case of you're
trying to part it off on us because you bought
a piece for fifty bucks money to two.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
Dollars on make and I get fifty dollars worth of
a ring.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Denise, hold on, let me talk to this. Where are
you calling talk?
Speaker 13 (19:52):
I ain't never heard of that wit.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
So your wife knows exactly way, and she's the one
that brought the ring here.
Speaker 13 (19:58):
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna come down there to
see the ring that you're talking about. If it's not
the ring that I gave my girl, I'm gonna take
seventy six hundred dollars out of your because that's.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
So. Now you want to jump on me because you
brought your wife a piece of Come on, you want
to put it on me?
Speaker 13 (20:14):
You you don't tell me what the I'm known what
the I spent on the ring, and you I don't.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
Kind of you trying to pull.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
First of all, I appreciate you coming to my household
trying to mess.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
My and you want to come at me with this.
Speaker 12 (20:25):
I know the ring's gotta be real.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
No, that that's I were you're miss Denise. I would
not marry somebody that's gonna I'm coming.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
I'm looking for your punk and you know what, you
don't get the ring?
Speaker 12 (20:35):
It ain't right men.
Speaker 10 (20:36):
You don't go in it. Can I say one more
thing to both of you? Are better?
Speaker 13 (20:39):
I'll tell you what if any did?
Speaker 10 (20:41):
I want to hear me?
Speaker 13 (20:41):
And you're gonna have some more problems you.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Tell me From the Steve Harby Morning Show. Y'all just
got pranked by the Nise's sister.
Speaker 12 (20:50):
That that's why she ain't got no man for Beth. Wow,
that's wow.
Speaker 13 (21:02):
That's how cool telling you about to start.
Speaker 12 (21:04):
Wow, I think I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
I will with a woman's ring. I gotta ask you something.
What is the maddest radio show in the Wow?
Speaker 12 (21:17):
The Steve Harvey at the Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
Wow, there you have it.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Be back at the hour, Shirley.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next it is
ask the COLO or Chief Love Officer. Steve Harvey is
in the building right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (22:13):
Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
Kanye West was dressed in a black KKK inspired outfit
during an interview, and billionaire Elon Musk I know, gave
away one million dollar checks to two Wisconsin voters, and
we'll tell you why. Singer Jessica Simpson Simpson drinks snake perm.
(22:35):
Snake sperm not snake perm. Okay, two different things to
shake perm.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
They don't hear right.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
of the hour, but right now it is time to
ask the clo. This one is from Ashland and Chicago. Colo.
Ashland writes, I've been dating a married man for two years,
and I moved closer to be with him. He's getting
too comfortable with my closeness and taking it for granted.
When I come home some days, he's already in my bed.
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How do I set boundaries with him.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
You haven't set any boundaries for yourself.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Yeah, you have no respect for yourself, but now you
want him to have some for you. You're breaking the rules,
and so now when he breaks the rules what you
want to happen. You're seeing a married man. Okay, that's
somebody's husband. You do know that, right. I ain't passing
judgment on you, but you know that right. You move
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closer to be with him, which means you're not actually
looking for your own husband. So now you think he's
taking you for granted. You done took yourself for granted.
You done move to be closer to him, to what
make it more convenient for you and convenient for him.
(23:56):
So now you come home and he laying in your bed?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Why, what's wrong?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
That's what husbands do. They go home and get into paid.
The only thing is that ain't your husband, but he
still keep acting.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Like one because you performing wifely duties.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
So why here's another letter written like he's normal. I'm
dating a married man and I moved closer and then
I come home here in the bed of his house.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Jesus, I love my medication though her dedication is out.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh do you now because she moved close to him, right,
she's smart, Tom, Yeah what what Moving on to Pedro
and Tampa Now you're thinking there you go, Moving on
to Pedro and Tampa. Pedro writes, My wife and I
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were walking on the boardwalk and a younger woman jogged
by us and she hell, I rushed over to help her,
to help her up, and my wife has been on
my head about it for two days. As a man,
I'll always react like that, what's my wife's problem?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Okay, keep picking them up, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Ain't nobody else running over there except you, and that's
what you're always gonna do.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
So you think it was wrong of him to help
the woman up after.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
She fell, Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It wasn't wrong. Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
It was the gentleman thing to.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Do right, right, right.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
But that ain't that helper that you live with. See.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
What happened was this little young fine thing went running back,
and the fact that you was watching her that hard
that as soon as she failed, YO were running right
behind it.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Cause you broke out jogging behind her when she went back. Yeah,
I had to check yourself.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
Yeah yeah, because my wife wouldn't that he'd have been
trotting right behind.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Uh huh uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yeah, bro, there is nothing you can do about that.
You can't.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Yeah, the word you can't be captain save a blank
in front of your wife. You just can't do it. No, No,
you can't do it. Wow, all right, esus.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
The woman is just supposed to live there.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
All right here, I'll be that wife. Let's go. An't
about to tell how to run out of here?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
God, all right, here we go. Lonae Lonee in Seattle says,
my boyfriend never wash his clothes, so I'm not sure
if he's recycling his underwear or not. He never smells,
but I know for a fact he's barely used to
his new washing machine. And he's not using a laundry service.
Can I ask him about this or not?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
He's not. Yeah, you can. You can ask him about him.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
He does cloying this, he don't stink, he don't use
his washing.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Machine and when he launch service.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
And so what does she think is happening? Maybe it's
another woman doing his laundry for now. That what you
want to go with. Yeah, that's why she want to ask.
And that's the real question that she sent in. Yeah,
and so now let uncle Steve put you Eddie's it's
another woman doing his draw Next.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Question should wow?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
All right? Last one? This is the last one, Steve.
This is from Nita and Minneapolis. Nita says, when we
get married. When we got married, my husband did all
of the cooking and the grocery shopping. Lately, he's been
giving me a list of things we need from the
store and he gets mad because I have it all delivered.
Why does he care how I get the groceries? Why?
(27:52):
I don't know, because it's extra money. What I mean
don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Is it extra money to have it delivered? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
When it casts gas and time to go get.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
It, absolutely that too.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
But it's more, it's more, it costs more. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
I never whoever had grocery set to now. I wouldn't
even know where to start.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
But the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, you could do it with the store.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You could have they so, but have you gone to
the grocery store though, I don't even know exactly, you
don't even know where it is.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
What grocery store would I go to? Though? What would
you for? You all suggested.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Old Food Public?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, that's the last time I went with.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Jewel in Chicago. Yeah, jewels in Chicago. Oh, they don't
have that anymore. What they did when I lived there,
grew up.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Got regularly grocery store you could go to.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, he doesn't know where it is though. He was saying,
you don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
This is crazy. This is rich people problem. Yeah, you
just don't.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
That's what this is.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Let me tell you something. I can't tell you where
a cloaker is. Now, let me ask you something.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Is a one by my house? All of them are
by your house.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
I'm sure how long you think it'll take for you
to run in real quick, real quick and get some flour.
Go ahead, get a pack of bacon, some sugar, throw
some sugar in. Then let's just throw something in there.
Some pepperrika on a.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Spicy Okay, I know where to bacon that because that's
on the outside out.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'll be able to find that.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
Then I look under the aisle that say, oh, spices
on it, spices and baked goods. Okay, Now, because I
used to work in the grocery store, so and them
still the signs they got. I can get that pepperica
down there on the right side, but that fly gonna
be on the other side, on the bottom shelf.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I can get that.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
And now do you know where you can get the eggs,
the yogurt, the juice.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Is on the outside out.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
That's good stock that all right.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
See, I'm good at that kind of stuff coming up.
I just don't know where the grocery store of the hour.
Once I get in there.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Thank you, CLO. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. What is
wrong with Kanye West? That is the question, girl, We
got to ask it. I mean, he showed up to
an interview wearing what appeared to be a Black KKK
(30:51):
inspired outfit, all right, with the big black hood and everything.
The eyes cut out all.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
On social media?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Wasn't it crazy? What is going on here? Conversation?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
It wasn't nothing?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Like he didn't have this, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
You go to a real rally and see what happened
to Kanye kept with that mess.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah you saw it, Steve, I know you did.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I've seen. I've seen the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah. During the interview, Kanye said blank Jay z uh
and he never wanted to have kids with Kim Kardashian.
He said, Drake is better than Kendrick Lamar, and he
went on and on and used a lot of inappropriate language.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
He also said, haven't you read the Bible? God is
an angry god. God is a jealous God. And I'm
the closest thing to God you have on this earth.
Speaker 10 (31:45):
What.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the black Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I watched the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
And he's upset because of the way he's claiming that
Kim is dressing the little girl and you know, she
looks like she's being thinking. I don't want to misquoting,
but anyway, he don't like the way he thanks it's inappropriate.
But what I would try to remind Kanye of is you,
as her father, are the greatest example he has of
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how to be treated by a man. And if you
let your wife walk around, which this girl is seeing
in these lolly banana skins and just a damn boat
town and a and a and a propylactic, then you
sitting up in here and your daughter see this. You're
not You're not you know, bro, you can't bro he
(32:36):
all over the place. I'm but okay, you do, remember
mom and my kids Dad. He's a genius. I kept
telling me what I kept saying.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
So so should some Is it time for a wellness
check with Kanye? I mean, is there something that can
be done about this?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
He's not gonna listen. He's self destructive.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
All these comments about uh, the derogatory, homophobic names he's using,
steady talking about Jewish people. Bro, this ain't gonna get you.
This ain't gonna get you nowhere, bru. And then I'm
telling the truth. And then, you know what, sometimes just
for entertainment. I read the comments. It is alarming, alarming
(33:20):
how many people are going. He a truth teller. We
gotta protect him. He's right, he's the only one standing
up telling the truth. Bro, y'all gotta quit enabling bad behavior.
This is this is not the way it's done. Yeah, No,
it's it's it's it's yeah, it'sturbing. I'm gonna tell you
(33:43):
the one that got me when he was talking about
John Legend wearing sweaters in bar Betos, Tosa whatever, Legend
wearing all them sweaters in bar betos. You're standing up
there in a black clan outfit and you wearing about
John Legend having on a sweater. Yeah, I was sitting
(34:07):
there going, doesn't.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
It?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
It just.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Dragon I'm just watching this dude. Man, it's really really
sad man.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Because we're seeing the destruction of him.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Look, man, y'all didn't come to not rescue when Adidas
was freezing my accounts. Brother, listen to me, when you
signed that big deal with Adidas, you didn't come to
the public and asked them who needed help and gave
them a piece of the deal. Now, when your deal
is falling apart, you can't be upset because nobody's coming
you to save the deal.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
That's your deal.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
Now, they froze two hundred and thirty million of your
dollars some of us, some of us would feel the
same way if you froze two thousand, three hundred dollar
do and some of us would feel the exact same
way if you froze two hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
It's all right, relative homie.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
You got big money problems.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
And when a person is coming up short two hundred
and thirty and it affects them, guess what, they got
a big money problem that hard. So you can't ask people, man,
just because you're talking about hundreds of millions, to feel
sorry for you, because no, man, we got to carry
our own Cross twenty three hundred same lock Up.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
I tell you something crazy. I was watching that.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
I was watching the show called lock Up right, and
this Arian Brotherhood guy was in jail his girlfriend. He
went in there for distributing myth. His girlfriend was a
meth addict. He had been in jail and it was
expecting her to raise the bail money to get him out.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Now he listened to me.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Now he been in jail seven months, even months, and
now you know they were the recorded phone calls, but
they live because they recording it.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
So she's talking to him.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
I almost had the money one time, but I had
to use it. Baby, How long is this gonna take?
She said, sweetie? Where am I gonna get that kind
of money from? Why am I gonna get nine hundred dollars?
I said, hold up, man, what this dude been in
jail for seven months waiting on this girl to raise
(36:28):
nine hundreds so he can go home. She got seven
hundred one time, but something came up.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
The myth came up, meth came up. I was watching
this show trying not to laugh, but what she said,
where am I gonna get that kind of money? It's
nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
I said, dude, been in jail seven months, nine hundred.
So Kanye, the two hundred and thirty million dollar problem,
I can understand it. It was a cragea trying to
get out of jail. Looking at right now, and you've
been in a seven more so I did.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
All right.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, today's April
Fool's Day, and we'll ask the guys on the show.
That's Steve, that's Tommy, that's Junior, what makes you a
great comedian or prankster? Right after this, you're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone at your girl Shirley's Strawberry Here.
(37:30):
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Log into your account on April sixth to redeem your
offer of five dollars off and ASA E Bowl or
ASA E Bowl with Nutella. Well, guys, today's April Fool's Day. This,
of course, is a day for pranks. This is a
day for jokes. So Steve, Tommy and Junior, there may
be someone out there who's listening, who wants to be
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a comedian, who wants to be a comic. What do
you guys have as far as pointers to give someone
on being a great comedian or a comic or a prankster.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Don't got to be committed for the long haul for
this type of job. You got to be committed. You
got to be ready to die on stage when you
first started. Come back the next night, come back the
next week, do it again, might win, might not win.
Can't be worried about the money at the beginning. You
just got to be grinding, grinding. It is a gym
that you constantly got to go to and work out, workout, workout, workout.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Work When you say die on stage, you mean what
you're not?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Funny?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Terrible?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Oh get off somebody? Yeah you suck?
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Why are you up there?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (39:06):
In order to get good, you're gonna go through all
of that. You're gonna go through all of that.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
So you gotta be.
Speaker 9 (39:10):
Right boy, All right, Tommy, But what else be it
honest about your life, just how crazy it is, because
my family helps me out a lot of my show
have a crazy family, do help a lot?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Tell the truth?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah no, he can't.
Speaker 12 (39:27):
Now.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
All of that's good, But you have to be born
this way. This is not a learned skill set. You
are born funny or you're not. This is not There's
no school for this. The gym Tommy is talking about
is for those that's born with it. You can go
in this gym all you want. If you're not born
with this gift, you will never ever be a stand
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up comedian. You will never be able to go full time,
and you will never be able to put your job
and you will never ever earn a living at it.
You have to be born this way. I'm sorry, but
I've said it one hundred times. There's no school you
could take a class. You can go to school, be
a doctor, lawyer, dennis, scientists, engineers, astronautic. You take acting lessons,
singing lessons, you can take, drum lessons, piano lessons. You
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can't take comedy lessons. Sorry, ain't none. There's no course
you can take when you get I mean, excuse me.
There's no course you could take. And gosh, darn it,
your booty is funny.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
That was fun I mean that sugar honey iced tea.
You know what?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
All right, we get it, and I didn't know this.
Between a comedian and a comic, good question.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
A comic is just like he has a set and
he has to do it. And if you laugh, find
if you don't see you tomorrow, it's like reading the
comic strip they printed out. You read it if it's funny,
not if it's not funny. To see you next sun.
A comedian finds a way that night to be funny.
Absolutely wrote something, but it ain't working. We've been to
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fixed this ten night.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
All right, guys, Thanks.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, I can't hope you see me next time, so
you might not want to.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Happy April Fool's Day, everybody coming up at thirty four
minutes after we'll check your voicemail Steve at eight seven
seven twenty nine, Steve. Right after this, you're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show. It's time now to check your voicemail.
Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve is the number
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you can call us and leave a message. You might
just hear your call on the air, ready, Steve, Yes,
all right, here we go. This is a caller who
left a message about Marvin Staff in the backlash.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Go morning, good morning, Steve is Bishop monks camp out,
let's call it. That'scern it and Marvin sev. Maybe he
could have done it in another way.
Speaker 11 (41:55):
That's all what he was doing, understand it.
Speaker 10 (41:58):
But think if I we all make mistakes, maybe could
have done it another way of great.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, and I appreciate that, pastor.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
You're absolutely right, he could have done it another way,
which is why he's trended. Yeah, but once again, what's
that website I created?
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Don't say that?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, don't say that dot com?
Speaker 7 (42:27):
Uh, send to me anything you thinking about saying, and
I'll let you know if you ought to say it
or not, because.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I've done it all.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Because what you know, right.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
I know I've said some stuff. Launch. I tell you
I appreciate your pastor.
Speaker 6 (42:44):
Don't say that. Dot com is gone already. You know
somebody took this bother and talking.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I don't care. I don't care, yeah.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
Because really I should have called it something else, so
I didn't give up the real No, they'll take that too,
that's the one.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Oh all right, Yeah, that'st's the ghost. Uh huh, all right.
Here's another caller, Steve, who left a message about Magat
supporters singing we shall overcome.
Speaker 13 (43:12):
Good morning, Steve. I just have a course and my
name is Pam.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I'm from Texas. I just want to know what do
y'all think about the white folks that voted for Trump
that's now singing we shall overcome.
Speaker 11 (43:24):
I thought that was the funniest I have ever heard.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Thank you and have a good day.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, that's funny to be. Yeah, you're right. I saw
that too. I just be looking at him. I'll be going, yeah,
I've seen that. Yeah, I saw that. Sure.
Speaker 7 (43:41):
Cultural you know, first of all, you singing that you
don't have the right feeling behind Yeah, because overcome?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
What what is you need to overcome? Wow?
Speaker 7 (43:55):
That's crazy, man. I just you know, you can't have nothing.
Take everything. The dread and their hair they're getting buddy
and plants, they get collagen put in their lips. Leave
us alone. I thought, y'all aren't like us. Stop, we
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can't have our color. Y'all in here putting cream on
got us thinking you darker than you are, drawing the
lips on you lip, lying all up under your nose,
trying to make your lips look full of to stop
these buddy injections and bring your hair.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Stop God, but lets some music come on. Yeah, you
ain't quite there.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
It just looks so hard for some of them to
stay on beat. Stop dancing to the guitar. It's the beat.
Be dancing to the piano keys.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
What is you doing?
Speaker 7 (44:57):
That's too much the beat, the drum.
Speaker 10 (45:00):
The.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Pop pop, that's what that's for. Boom boom, boom boom,
that's what that's for.
Speaker 7 (45:12):
Find the base and find the beat. That's all the
mother instruments. Stop being the triangles, stop all that trying.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
All right, all right, you seemed a little upset by
that one.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah, it's a stop. Just leave us a loan. We're
singing our song. We shall overcome, overcome what.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
We shall overcome, the MA and supporters, We shall overcome.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
Okay, all right, alrighty, So I'm just curious. Has America
got great again? I'm just out of out of there.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
Yeah, okay, they're working on everything, man, They taking everything back.
Speaker 11 (45:57):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
They getting rid of civil rights, d I all of that.
That's when America, when they could just do what they
want to do. They didn't have to hire you, they
didn't have to consider you. That's what they call making
a greater kid.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
All right, all right, thank you Steve coming up next
to his a nephew and today's prank phone call. Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
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the subject is the joke is on me this time.
We'll get into it and find out what that's all
about in just a few because right now the nephew
is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
for us, neph.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
Certainly this is right here. Oh my god, you hit
my car. You hit my car. This is April fools
right here, baby, this is a good one for April fools.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
You hit my car. And let me say this, I
appreciate all the love.
Speaker 6 (46:56):
I appreciate all the love that you all enjoyed the
jasmine I get prank phone call. And that's not it.
It's not over where it's gonna be. More so for
all your celebrities. That's whether you're politicians, lawyers, singers, actors.
You might want to check your phone because time it
gonna hit you up, it's gonna happen. I'm just letting
you know it's gonna happen. I'm gathering good numbers and
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it's gonna happen. So be ye ready, all right, the
nephew is coming this right here. You hit my car,
let's go catch doc.
Speaker 8 (47:25):
Oh you wait that there Raymond Noles all over the place.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adels.
Speaker 8 (47:31):
This is she?
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Do you live in apartment number seventy eight?
Speaker 8 (47:34):
Oh, that depends on who's asking.
Speaker 6 (47:37):
My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,
apartment one O five. Do you live in apartment number
seventy eight?
Speaker 8 (47:44):
What you want with where I live?
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Look? Fam? Do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera?
Light blue?
Speaker 1 (47:49):
One?
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
All right?
Speaker 6 (47:52):
Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran
into my car. I got a beans a block one
of two thousand and five C two forty Now I
got light blue.
Speaker 8 (48:01):
Scratches on my My neighbor.
Speaker 6 (48:04):
Told you what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name
is Brian Kendall.
Speaker 8 (48:11):
I told you the cross up live across the hall.
Speaker 12 (48:14):
What the cross?
Speaker 8 (48:15):
I that live across the hall told you what ma'am.
Speaker 6 (48:19):
Listen, all I know is he said he live in
apartment eighty.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
He lived next door to you.
Speaker 6 (48:23):
You live in a supposedly apartment seventy age right here
in Cambridge Court apartments. Now, all I'm saying is he
told me your car is that which is the light
blue car hit my backed into my car. Now, I
ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got to
fix my car and.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
I got light blue scratches on my bens.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (48:42):
Last I checked my light blue clamoring. Wasn't the only
light blue camera they made?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Ma'am?
Speaker 6 (48:47):
You the only light You the only light blue car
in the parking.
Speaker 8 (48:51):
The only light blue car in the parking lot. Right now,
I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue
car in the parking.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Lot, ma'am.
Speaker 8 (48:59):
I'm not look and I'm in the middle of watching
te What can I do for you?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
What you mean? What can you do for me? You
didn't hit my car?
Speaker 8 (49:07):
He he ain't touch your car. If you got some
cameras out in this parking line that saw.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Me hit your car, no, I don't have no cameras.
Speaker 8 (49:14):
But then I believe this conversation is over, and I
don't give what the cross eyed man across the hall
told you.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 8 (49:26):
Hold on, hold on, playing Uh is you yelling at me?
Speaker 2 (49:30):
I'm not yelling at you.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
But you didn't hit my car to the only light
blue car in the parking.
Speaker 8 (49:37):
Line, the only light blue car in the parking lot.
And now, and as a matter of correct, my car
ain't even in the parking lot. My sister bar my
car go to the stop.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Well is it possible that your sister is the one
that hit my car?
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Now?
Speaker 6 (49:49):
Now?
Speaker 3 (49:49):
What?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (49:50):
Is your sister when is she coming back? Maybe she
hit my car and didn't tell you she hit my car.
Speaker 8 (49:55):
Now, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
because she would have told me she hit your car. Look,
I said, ain't nobody hit your car. My car ain't
got no scratches on it. Then don't give them what
kind of scratches you got on your car? But I
can't do a thing about it. And even if you did,
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let me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance,
no way, so I can't do nothing for you.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
Let me tell you something you ain't got.
Speaker 8 (50:23):
To tell me. You ain't got to telling him. Thanks,
And as far as I'm concerned, this conversation.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Is over, let me ask you how call back?
Speaker 11 (50:33):
Mister.
Speaker 8 (50:34):
You act like I ain't got your car, but no,
you had them scratches on your car all ready, and
you ain't finna use me as no excuse to get
you no new papers.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
I had no scratches already on my car.
Speaker 8 (50:51):
Yeah you had them. Oh yeah, you had no idea.
I'm gonna tell them. An insurance is justin if he
come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.
I already told you I ain't got it.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven eight,
standing in the door.
Speaker 8 (51:04):
I'm on my way to the door now, I'm standing
in the door.
Speaker 6 (51:07):
Come on, come on, Look, I got thirty five hundred
dollars worth of scratches on my car that you need
to pay for you the.
Speaker 8 (51:13):
Owner only ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars.
So you already doing better than me?
Speaker 1 (51:20):
What?
Speaker 8 (51:21):
What?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
What?
Speaker 10 (51:22):
What?
Speaker 13 (51:23):
Look?
Speaker 8 (51:24):
I'm already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
I'm watching TV and you ain't got still talking to
me about I need to talk to you about this cart.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
I got thirty five cut your car.
Speaker 8 (51:35):
My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
even park next to no BMW's lately it's a bens.
Speaker 11 (51:42):
What's hell ever?
Speaker 2 (51:44):
It's a ben C two forty.
Speaker 8 (51:46):
A black given. If it's a ben seven seven and seven,
I can't help you.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
They don't make a seven seven lady. Look, you know what?
Can I say something to you?
Speaker 8 (51:58):
No, you can't say you know what you can say
to me? You can say bye.
Speaker 6 (52:03):
I just want to say one more thing to you,
one more thing.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead on.
Speaker 6 (52:09):
All I want to say is this, nephew, Timmy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Your sister robbing out of d C. You putting me off?
Speaker 8 (52:15):
Oh that don't make me. You know what, I don't
even have y'all show. I listened to the show on
the internet and this, Oh you wait till I talked
to her.
Speaker 6 (52:29):
All right, mister Dale, But Lizzen, before you go, can
you tell me what is the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 8 (52:36):
The land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, nephew told me.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
You knew you didn't run into nobody else.
Speaker 8 (52:44):
I ain't hear nobody because I'll be trying to talk
myself out there thalk, so won't nobody in me?
Speaker 10 (52:48):
You know?
Speaker 2 (52:50):
All right?
Speaker 8 (52:51):
Bye?
Speaker 6 (52:54):
Now that deserves some praise up in here, y'all already
know what?
Speaker 12 (52:58):
All right, listen to.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
I'm the only light blue camera in parking lot right now?
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Right now? Who tell you that? Talking about the cross
eide person blank blank cross the hall? That was a
good one, Thank you? So kind of all right?
Speaker 6 (53:17):
This week I'm headed to Charlotte, North Carolina. It is
Charlotte Friday Night soul Out. Saturday shows the soul Out.
I got a couple of tickets left for Sunday show,
So get your tickets if you want to come see
the Nephew.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
I'm gonna get in a little bit early on Thursday.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
Hang out with my boy at the Marquis and Charlotte's
where I hang out when I go shol I hang
out at the Marquis. My boy Kennedy is the Marqui.
Oh it's like a night like jazzy type of spot.
You know, some place you would go to. You know,
it's class, it's poor man like yourself. The marquis matter
of fact. What you're doing this weekend. You want to
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do ten.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Minutes, you gonna give him ten minutes. Hey, car Carl,
don't give no more, say no, I know what you
can do ten.
Speaker 7 (54:03):
I'm gonna such it. I'm gonna start a fire. Can't
get put out team because I'm not gonna do ten.
Once you give me ten, I'm gonna god gossa do twenty.
Because you gotta understand if I walk out on the
comedy stage right now, three of them minutes is pure applause.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
I'll tell you right now, I got room for you.
Speaker 6 (54:27):
Can't Bray Braill Comedy Club outside of Los Angeles, April thirteenth,
That Sunday night, one night only, one show only. The
Nephew is coming in and anyway the hell I can
go down there real big though. Bill Comedy Club, Ish
April nineteen, jackson Flaida. That is Easter weekend, Jacksonville, Flaida.
The Nephew. It is an evening with Nephew Tommy. That's
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at the Florida Theater. That is April nineteenth. It's Easter weekend.
You can wear your Easter suit Saturday with me, just
to make sure it looks right Sunday for past.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
I ain't gonna smell the same on Sunday, though, y'all don't.
I can't understand. I understand. I ain't. I'm smoking. I'm not.
I'm not gonna lock.
Speaker 6 (55:08):
The dose on you at the Florida There the tickets
on sale right now, laying in the cut is Louisville,
Kentucky twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, Louisville, Kentucky at
the Louisville Comedy Club. That's Memorial weekend, May twenty three,
twenty four, twenty five tickets. I'm gonna say red now.
Possibly a king might be opening for ten minutes. You
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never know, Okay, all right, all right?
Speaker 1 (55:34):
And coming up coming up next is my Strawberry letter,
and the subject is the joke is on me this time.
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
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Speaker 1 (56:13):
You're listenings Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to stevevarvfm
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
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reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
going to read this one right here, right now, and
you never know, it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on type
we guide it for you. Here it is Strawberry.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Let up, Thank you, nephew. Subject the joke is on
me this time. Dear Stephen Shirley, maybe you can help me.
My wife and I have been married for six years
and we have one daughter. I'm thirty two and she's
We were young when we started dating, so we had
a few three ways and we went to the strip
club together all of the time. We both got saved
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right after we got married, but I still got chills
when I heard my single friends talking about being with
two girls at one time. Like a dummy. I decided
to check in with my wife to see if she
wanted to go to the strip club with me and
a group of our friends. She said that she's not going,
nor am I. I didn't want an argument, so I
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didn't push it. I went anyway, and I told her
I was playing cards with friends. She found out from
one of the girls that dates one of my friends.
She told me that if I want to play, then
it's on. I told her that women can't do what
men do, and I put my foot down and I
said that there's nothing wrong with going to the strip club.
She said fine, and that was it. I went a
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few more times and I told her before I left.
She never said a word, so I thought it was cool.
Her birthday came around and she told me she was
going to Palm Springs with her sorority sisters. It was
a quick trip, so I was cool with it. A
week later, I found out that they rented a sprinter
and hired two male strippers to entertain them on the ride.
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She and four other married women went. She was so
happy to admit that she lied to me. She won't
tell me where she stayed or where the two strippers stayed.
She told me that she doesn't question me, so she
wants the same grace. Okay, so the joke is on
me this time. This is not how I want my
marriage to go. How do we rebuild the trust? I
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have to be honest with you. It is hard and
darn near impossible. In the beginning, trust is much easier
because no one has done anything to break that trust.
You haven't given your partner a reason to not trust you.
But all it all takes, All it takes is one time.
I'll just put it like that. All it takes is
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one time. Then you're checking voicemails, you're checking social media posts,
you're pulling up on them at lunch, showing up at
their job, all because they did something to make you
not trust them. This thing that you did that you
knew you shouldn't have done, like going to the strip club,
has turned into a big, huge mess now and you
see that, and yeah, it is true. It's a double standard,
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and women aren't supposed to do what men do in
this society and still be a lady. But in case
you haven't noticed times have changed. Some women these days
are really out for revenge when you do something to them.
They want you to feel that pain. They really really do.
They want to get back at you. So how do
you get the trust back? You ask? First, you better
find out if your wife wants to save this marriage,
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because she is doing her thing right now. You've got
to stop going to strip clubs. You got to get
to work on your marriage, whether it's therapy, which I
do recommend for you guys, or whatever. But again, regaining
trust after it's broken, it's darn near impossible, but it
is possible.
Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
Steve, Well, this letter right here, brou First of all,
this this all on you, all, this on you, you, you, you,
you got you you. You did this one though, And
as really, I don't know if it's a lot I
can help you with, except that you come up with
(01:00:25):
a compromise. Now you know, y'all been married six years.
Y'all got a daughter, you thirty two, she thirty. Y'all
was young when y'all started dating. So y'all had a
few three ways and we went to the strip club
together all the time. We both got saved right after
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we got married. I missed that part.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I ain't say that.
Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Oh I didn't see that that. That's a whole nother element. Oh,
thank you god.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
We both got saved right after we got married. That's key.
So but I still got chills when I heard my
single friends talking about being.
Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
With two girls at once. Okay, you got saved like
I didn't. I said, that's what happened?
Speaker 10 (01:01:21):
What what?
Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
He got saved like me?
Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
I see.
Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
You know you got people that get saved and get
washed white as snow. Yeah yeah, me and here we
just got wrist off. We didn't get the whole whitest
snow version. We just got risked off. So I am
about to be able to relate to this strawberry letter
(01:01:45):
except what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
But I do understand them.
Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
I still got chills when I heard him talking about
being with two girls men now here he go like
a dummy. I decided to check my wife to see
if she wanted to go to the strip club with
me and a group of our friends.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
She said that she's not going.
Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
Nor am I Now that seems reasonable, you know why
cause y'all saved?
Speaker 10 (01:02:13):
No.
Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Ha, oh dog, I'm so glad I saw that. That
changes the parameters. So you took yourself. You'll say yourself
in there. Told your wife you're going and go back
down to the strip club with her and a group
of friends.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
She says she not going, nor am I. I will
tell you exactly why other than being saved that they
not going.
Speaker 12 (01:02:38):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
All right, all right, we'll have part two of your
response coming up to see at twenty three minutes after
the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject is the joke is
on me this time we'll get back into it right
after this. Hey, this is Mary J. Blood diedly dudludulu douu.
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Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
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what's up? This is iceque I can't call it this
your man said to me entertainer. And you're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That my doubt.
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All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is the joke is on me this time.
Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Thirty two old man, thirty old woman. They've been dating
for a while, been married six years. They got a
three year old, okay, And before they got married, they
was wild, and they had a couple of three ways
they were and they had some couple three on threes
and you know, swanging and went.
Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
To the strip club together all the time.
Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
Then after they got married, they both got saved, Lord Father, God,
thanks saved. But he got that version that I got
a lot of people get saved and get washed white
as snow. I just got rested off, and that much
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looked like happened in him. But you didn't get rest
off good at all, though, though, of course, now you
set up in here and let your friends tell you
that they was with a couple of women at the
strip club and you still got cheated, and like a dummy,
this you need to.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
You need to go back to get you gotta go
get saved again, y'll because now.
Speaker 7 (01:05:05):
You took your dumb you, you took your dumb booty
in down there to your wife to see if she
wanted to go to the strip club with me and
a group of our friends.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
She said she.
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Ain't going, nor am I now here we go. You
know why she said that because y'all saved now. But
you know why she also said you ain't going and
I ain't going because she remembers.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
What y'all used to do when y'all got down.
Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
And because y'all saved now, she don't want to reintroduce
that into the marriage. So she said, I'm not going
down there, and you ain't either, So you ain't want
an august.
Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
You ain't pushing. But guess what you did.
Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
You went anyway, and you're told her you was playing
cards with a group of friends.
Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Well, one of your friend's wives found out a out
of and told you that she went to and and
she went on to that that that you went to
the strip club and you lied to her.
Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
She told you if you want to play in his
own I told her women can't do with me and doing.
I put my foot down and said, there's nothing wrong
with going to the strip club.
Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Oh, I thought you got saved. You can't bruh.
Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
Maybe you just got saved that day, or you need
to go get resaved dog, because you've just You're supposed
to last longer than this. He's supposed to give you
a moral barometer, accomplass. It's supposed to make you closer
walk with God. Where you can get some stript to
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overcome your weaknesses, that's what it does.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Man. You done told her it ain't nothing wrong with
going to.
Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
The strip club. She say fine, cool. So I went
a few more times, and I told her before I
after she told you, I'm not going and you ain't
going on? So you said, I went a few more
times and I went, Now what you doing down?
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
There's a club?
Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
Though, because all these shields you be getting from being
with two women, did you stop getting chilly? Or you
went out there and something happened? So anyway, she never
said a word, So I thought it was cool. That's
(01:07:30):
when you real stupid. You think when a woman get
quiet that means everything cool. You so stupid, you solf stupid.
So then she told me she was going to Palm
Springs for her birthday with her sorority sisters.
Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
It was a quick trip, so I was cool with it.
Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
A week later I found out that they werented a
sprinter and hired two males trippers to entertain them on
the ride. She and four other married women win. So
it's four on two. But these boys is pro. They
know how to work four women. It's two of them.
(01:08:13):
They strong with it. Who I bet it was fine
too though they was up in there and that sprintal Van.
I'm talking about sitting on their laps letting them have it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
She was so happy.
Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
That to admit that she lied to me. And she
won't tell me where she stayed or where the two
strippers stayed. Okay, I'll tell you what. They wasn't in
that frontal and they got hired for the whole weekend
homie or they picked them too, right boy, they've all
four of them voted on them too. She said, she
(01:08:51):
don't question me, so she wants the same grades. Okay,
so the joke's on me this time. Now I want
but this is not how I want my marriage to go. Well,
why did you do what you did? Though she told
you she wasn't going and you wasn't going. This ain't
how I want my marriage to go. But then you
thought it was cool and you went down there a
bunch of times. How do we really rebuild the trust? Well,
(01:09:12):
this ain't really trust you got to rebuild you see,
let me tell you what you did though.
Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
You open up a closed can of stink.
Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
Oh, it's a big old can of stink sitting in
y'all's basement. You went down that, got it, got a
screwdriver in, opened up the whole can of stink in
the middle of the living room. Now to open up
the can, you said, let's go to strip club. She
said I'm not going, and you ain't going. You put
the lid back on it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Not a horgy.
Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
But you took your can back in the basement and
opened it back up, and you dip your hands down
in his can. Wow, and put it in your wife's
face and she can smell the stink coming upstairs.
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
And see, all right, post your comments on today's Struwberry Letter.
It's Steve Harvey. F It's on you Faith Books and
check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio
app Free Never Sounded So good. You can download it
today now coming up at forty six minutes after the hour,
it's Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening
(01:10:14):
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
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Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Which
you got junior?
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
All right? Surey?
Speaker 11 (01:10:52):
Well?
Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Over the weekend, Detroit and Minnesota got into a brawl.
To y'all see that over the weekend. Yes, let me
tell you, rubbing Detroit know for fighting. Now they're gonna fight.
Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
They're gonna fight.
Speaker 9 (01:11:03):
Remember the last time they got into a fight when
they got into it with Indiana. Remember remember the brawl
at the palace. Oh man, all of them dog the.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Days is over with the basketball players can't fight. What
they were doing. What they were doing, hugging, pushing in
the holding and threatening.
Speaker 11 (01:11:25):
It was.
Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
It was Uh, five players and two head coach.
Speaker 9 (01:11:28):
Two coaches got ejected, included the head coach for Detroit
JB bigger staff.
Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
He was he was ejected.
Speaker 9 (01:11:33):
Isaiah Stewart, Rod Holland Marcus Assasser was off of Detroit.
Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
But then you got nas reed and then the white
boy from Minnesota. He was in there scrapping too.
Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Dante. The video is that you ain't nothing. You ain't
he ain't do nothing. The other I don't want to
know everybody missing. Just play the game, that's all. Just
play the game.
Speaker 9 (01:12:01):
So you had to do all right. Also, man congratulates
the d'on Sadu's d. Don Sanders got up a new
check man five years extension with the Colorado Buffalo fifty
for me.
Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Guess what Dion do? What's that coach? That's all he do?
Coach all the ball.
Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
Who get publicized money contracts. Can you please just do
what your contract asked you to do?
Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Coach like Dion, Yes, yeah, coach, that's all we need
you to do. You gotta do nothing else, just coach.
Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
If my boy Steven A. Smith Paul could just go
somewhere and do the sports show. No, I'm not saying,
like you know, he can't have an opinion about nothing,
because you know they told Lebron just shut up and dribble.
Speaker 10 (01:12:56):
No, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
If you're talking about the rights of us and all that, man,
use your platform. I'm with you, not wrong, But Lord,
can let this Lebron thing. This is not a good
look home broll. That is what he do. He cover fights.
(01:13:28):
He covered the fights that Okay, I want to see that.
Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
Also, uh, they have named Justin Fields. He is QB
one already in New York. For the jest, there passes
Aaron Rodgers thing. Go ahead, Justin Fields already week one QB.
He's starting already just said, hey, we're moving on. Aaron
Glen already making his decision. He's gonna be Justin Field's team.
They even got a quote right now. They're gonna have
shirts that say we believe.
Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
It Justin All right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at
the top of the hour, a man on social media
needs some advice Steve. He said, he's worried it's so
will pick up his dad's prejudices. We'll talk about it
right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, Steve, this is from DK on Steve Harvey FM.
(01:14:14):
DK says, my teenage son has been spread spending a
lot of time with my dad, but my dad unfortunately
holds some pretty racist beliefs, which he has no problem sharing,
especially when it comes to politics. I'm glad they're bonding,
but worried my son might absorb these outdated and offensive attitudes.
(01:14:36):
I don't want to bad mouth my pops to my kid,
but I also can't just ignore this. How do I
address this issue with my son without disrespecting his grandfather.
I don't want to make things awkward or push my
son away.
Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
My answer to this depends on whether this is a
black person asking the question or a white person asking
the question.
Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Per person, because he said my pops later on, that's
the seven year.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Old gibbings.
Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Steve answer both ways. How about that?
Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
All right?
Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
If you're black, you need to let your son understand
both sides of this, because that old man is talking
from an experience that he's had, and I can assure
you those experiences still exist because this country is not fixed.
(01:15:38):
This country is not non racist. This country is quite racist.
This country is quite hypocritical. So if your old black
man is telling him some viewpoints, then you got to
let him absorb some of this because he's gonna run
into it anyway. Now, if you are white, check your
(01:15:59):
son before oh somebody else. Do get your son and say, hey, look, son,
this is not the language we use describing people. This
is not how I'm teaching you to be.
Speaker 10 (01:16:11):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
I want you to relationship with your grandfather. But hey man,
maybe you need to go to your dad and go,
hey dad, look man, stop using these negative terms in
front of my son. Stop telling my son that this
is how it all to be. Wean fin to make
America great again. We're not finna do that. And the
South is not rising.
Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Again.
Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Please know that. And stop ordering them T shirts with
them rebel flags on it offline.
Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
All right, So two different ways, both ways?
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
We have time for another one. This is from Gary
and Steve HARBFM Gary says, I'm a huge fan of
your show. I follow all of you on Instagram. Anyway,
I recently broke up with my girlfriend of two years.
She was pretty emotional throughout ira real relationship, and I
finally decided to break up. But now she's going around
telling everyone that she broke up with me and even
(01:17:07):
accusing me of being a whack boyfriend on Facebook. I'm
mad about this, But Uncle Steve, I don't know if
I should just let it go or defend myself. What
do you guys think I should do?
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Yeah? Bro, just let that go. Let that go.
Speaker 7 (01:17:24):
See, Bro, listen to me. Blogs die out eventually, and
you just have to let it go. Fortunate thing is
you're not famous, and it would die out a lot quicker.
Her followers speaking from speaker huh yeah. And if all
her friends think you ain't about nothing, so what which
is the narrative she's gonna tell them anyway? And just
(01:17:46):
like you telling your friends she was a whiner and
a complainer and all that you, everybody gonna have their
own narrative. Just let it go, Bro, You'll be better off,
So you can move on. Somebody gonna accept you the
way you are and somebody's gonna accept her the way
she is.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
And how does he let it go?
Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
And move on?
Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
Tell let it go? Just stop, dog, just stop. Get
on Facebook. Hey, bro, listen to me. Here's what I
had to learn.
Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
I stopped caring about people's opinion to me that don't
have my cell number. There you go, you ain't got
my cell number. I care what you think of me?
Up and put somebody in her spot immediately. Br what
like that.
Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Morning?
Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Yeah, and post that on Facebook. Me and my new boom. Yeah,
I'll boot up.
Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
All right, guys, put a picture of you and some
fine girl on Facebook. Electric caption be whack its back?
Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right.
So in the Weird Animal News, a couple in Louisiana
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who raises alligators. The Sheriff's office, along with a gator handler,
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But the gator didn't go peacefully. It put up a fight.
(01:19:35):
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(01:19:55):
its nose, or throat, which are its most sensitive areas.
What yeah, what.
Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
Dragging you off the break into the water. I'm supposed
to grab his what now?
Speaker 12 (01:20:11):
His eyes?
Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Try to grab one of them roots on that tree.
Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
You cannot see this happening. Listen to anyone I know.
Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
All this alligator fighting technique you need when you run
into a bed, you better zig zag because they don't
change directions.
Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Good, go play another round, it would you rather? Right
after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 7 (01:20:48):
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Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
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Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
All right, it is time now for a round it
would you rather would you rather have people ask you
for the next thirty days? Are you getting sick? Are
you getting sick? Or would you never have anyone say
God bless you when you sneeze? Would you rather that
I want that for the next third day so I
can take off.
Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Oh that's a strategy.
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Or would you rather have never have anyone say to
you God bless you when you sneeze.
Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
I don't care much.
Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
I don't care nothing about that because I ain't never
understood that no more, I never say that when I
hear people sneak.
Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Oh, you don't know what, because you gotta understand why
people say that.
Speaker 7 (01:22:01):
Yeah, yeah, okay, something about you stop breathing on your
hard stop? Well, you know, if you sneeze, and your
heart stop and keep stop.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
You ain't don't be able to hear what he said.
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Now on an NBA team we're moving on. Would you
rather be the best?
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
You're really not. I'm just gonna tell you that right now.
Your heart do finally stop you, God bless you.
Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
I know you want to be the best dunker on
an NBA team, or the best three point shooter.
Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Oh man, heyduncle, yeah, duncle, man, You know what?
Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Basketball can be so unenjoyable now because of the three
point shot. I do not enjoy anymore, you know, man,
You can watch a whole basketball game and not see
one post up play. You can watch a whole game
and I see one play designed to dump it to
the big man in the middle. Oh well, and nothing
(01:23:06):
more frustrating to watch a seven foot to shoot twenty
two percent front of three point nine.
Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
I do like watching Curry shooting threes, though, for some
reason I like it certain players.
Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
Yeah, because it hasn't strong possibility of going in, Damon
little strong possibility of going in.
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Everybody else, Draymond Green.
Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
We really always have to go there, don't.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
You't over there? And Curry? Miss all right?
Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Would you rather be the uh would you rather shoot
the ball or pass the ball? Stan, I'm basketball for
a minute.
Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Oh man, I want to shoot?
Speaker 7 (01:23:47):
Ah Yeah, I'm gonna pass because I'm not gonna make
a lot of shots anyway, So let me throw it
to somebody. Got a chance at this ball going in?
If you ask me to shoot a three pointer, I
should get points if it reaches.
Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
All right, room stand on basketball? Last one? Would you
rather have an NBA career like Dwayne Wade or Allen Iverson?
Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Either one? True? That boy was a big and Wade
was too.
Speaker 7 (01:24:20):
I'm b Dwayne Wade because his NBA career was He
was really one of my favorite players.
Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
I love Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
All right, all right, that's today's round of would you rather?
Coming up next? It is our last break of the day,
and we'll close out the show with the one and
only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Showy Carl Farrow.
Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
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for a mop.
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Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
All right, guys, here we are let's break up the
day on this Tuesday, and it is time Steve for
your closing remarks. But before we get to that, we
have a listener named Velaura that left a message for you.
Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Take a listen.
Speaker 11 (01:25:23):
Hi, Steeve, my name is Vilaura. I heard you this
morning when you were talking about people are still talking
about you. Don't worry about the haters. If you don't
have life experiences, there's no way you can tell me
or anybody else. And we've all made mistakes. That's what
makes us the beautiful people that we are today, including
you and Marjorie. So don't worry about what the haters say.
(01:25:47):
When they stop talking about you, that's when you need
to start worry because all they're doing is hating. You're
trying to make a difference. You've learned from your past experience,
good or bad. So just doing what you do because
I love you. And a whole lot of other people
love you. And when people start talking about you, I
check on you, so don't worry about it. You got
(01:26:07):
plenty of people that have your back, and we love you,
and we glass that you have to desire when you
were a kid to be on TV and radio because
I don't know what I would do without you sometime
because he really helps me. And I just want you
to know that I have a goddy love for you
and I appreciate you. Hey, let the haters keep hating.
(01:26:29):
That's what they do best. You just live on and
do what you got to do, and don't worry about
what people say. It's not what they call you. What
you answered about last time I heard your name is
mister Steve Harvey. Hey, there you have it. Have a
great day.
Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Damn man, needed that great message. Great message, you know,
so true.
Speaker 7 (01:26:47):
You know I try to do exactly what she says
that I'll fall victim and pray to being human sometimes
because I don't care who you are.
Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Sometimes you just want to be lebron. You just want
to work.
Speaker 7 (01:27:00):
Walk up to Steve and A at the half court
and pull your sleeve up and say, hey man, say
something else you know you just won't to have that moment.
You just do cause you're human, like steven A. I mean,
like Lebron could have just let it go, but he
just on one of them days. I try not to
have as many of those days anymore. Like I'm really
(01:27:20):
trying to work through one man. This is one person
who it's two people that I have to forgive. I'm
really really struggling with. I long talk with about a
friend of mine. Shout out to my boy. Kevin came
and surprised me down at my ranch yesterday. Marjorie told
him where I was and everything, so he surprised me.
(01:27:41):
Great trip. But this is when you know he's a
friend because he came from Africa to surprise me. He
heard I had surgery and he just wanted to see me. Say,
hey man, I just need to check on my boy.
You're doing all right. Yeah, So that was like really
really cool. We were talking yesterday and it's two people
in my life. I'm just being honest. I'm really really
(01:28:02):
struggling with forgiving. And I already know this too. I
already know that forgiveness is not for them, it's for me.
Forgiveness is so that when they name, come up. It
don't have an effect on me when I see them
out somewhere, I see them, it don't.
Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Have an effect on me.
Speaker 7 (01:28:20):
When they walk by me and don't speak to me,
It don't have an effect on me because I've forgiven them.
Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
That's really what it is. Forgiveness is not for the
other person. It's for you.
Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
Like Bishop Jake said, you keep drinking the poison, waiting
on them to die. And I know this, and I've
said this on the show, But man, I am so human.
I am such an imperfect soldier for Christ.
Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Man I am.
Speaker 7 (01:28:57):
It's like the Strawberry Letter today. The Strawberry Letter today
was about a couple and they got married and before
they got married they used to do three sooms and
go to strip clubs together and all this. And after
they got married they got saved. But then the husband
decided his friends was talking about going to the strip
club and being with more than one woman, and he
(01:29:19):
still got chills. And people go, I thought you were saved.
Because you saved don't mean you sin free. That's not
what being saved is. Saved means you have a real
immediate help as not a person that's living saved or unsaved,
(01:29:39):
it's not gonna have to deal with temptation in their life.
That's never going to go away.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Sorry. And there's a lot of stuff you deal with
as a person that's saved.
Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
That's a person that has a faith, that person that
claims to be a Christian or whatever your faith is,
whatever you claim to be that member. But and every
now and then you struggle with aspects of it as
do Why so, like the lady said in the close
of remarks before I played, before they played this called
this lady named Laura, great message telling me to keep
my head up. Never mind what people are saying about me.
(01:30:11):
They just hate us. All that's true. I even said
on the show earlier. I quit worrying about people's opinion
to me that don't have my cell phone number because
I don't know you. I don't know you, and obviously
you not close enough to me for your opinion to
even matter to me. Now I've been able to do that,
(01:30:32):
but I'm working on forgiveness and I actually prayed about it,
and for the first time I've even told my wife
I'm gonna be able to forgive them. And you know,
me and Marjorie talk about everything and I said, this person,
I'm gonna be able to forgive them. She said, Steve,
you should because it's for you.
Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
But she know how I am, and so I've been
working on it. Did I just suck my teeth just now? Yeah,
I just I just started praying about it, so maybe, yeah,
it's gonna take a minute. Yeah, yeah, I just got
(01:31:21):
through praying about it. I can't see him today though,
I can't run up into him today.
Speaker 7 (01:31:27):
It ain't ready yet. Hey, thank you Valor for the email.
It was a great email. And I'm trying to do better.
Y'all do better too. But if you need help, talk
to God about it, because he would absolutely love to
hear from you. Have a great day, God willing. We'll
see y'all tomorrow. We'll do it all over again.
Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Holler.
Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
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