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March 21, 2025 84 mins

The Steve Harvey Morning Show for Friday, March 21st, 2025: We check Steve Harvey’ Voicemail, talk about writing love letters, play some Would You Rather, talk about house rules if you’re the only one working, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all all
at all.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Given them.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
A million busy yeah listening to to I don't join Yeah, Joy,

(00:59):
you don't do that, you love.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth. The turn you probably
got to turn mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Turn out, turn the mon aga. Look, come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come on, you'll think that.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will come on and everybody you
are listening to the voice, come on now, digny one.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
And only Steve Harvey got a radio shows, thank God
for it all the time. Too. Well, here we go today.
I want to share something with you that will help
you because it's helped me.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
You know.

Speaker 8 (02:23):
I was.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Telling the story once that in this magazine called Rob Report,
that there was a statue I used to see for years.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I started buying Rob Report magazines years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
So I just wanted to see what affluent people did,
you know, just wanted to see what people with means did,
what type of investments they did, what they bought, you know,
where they traveled to the Rob Report. It's just like
a it's like a big boy toy magazine. You can
see what cars is out, you know. I didn't have
money for none of it. I was dreaming, though, you know,

(03:01):
I just wanted to see. And there's a statue inside
this magazine of this man who was coming out of
this bronze rock. And he was completely bronzed, and he
was muscular, and you know, he didn't look nothing like me,
but he was a man coming up out of a rock.

(03:21):
And he had a huge hammer and a chisel in
his hand. And as his body from the waist up
was coming out of this huge piece of stone, you
could see where it was him who had been chiseling
informing himself.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
So the name of the statue was self made man.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
And for years man, I said, Man, I'm gonna get
a big house one day, and I'm gonna put that
statue in the backyard in the corner. That's gonna be
my little spot where I go chill, because I'm a
self made man. Well, after years of working at becoming
somebody and having reached a degree of success, I would

(04:04):
have nothing to do with that statue. There's nothing about
that statue that appeals to me anymore, because on my
journey and in my quest to become what I thought
would be this self made man, where I could put
this statue and had this statue in the corner be
kind of cold symbolizing it.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I had made it. I realized on my journey there's
no such thing as a self made man. That we
all need help, and that God places people in our
paths along the way that benefit us oftentimes. And it's
the most unlikely person often times, and it's the most

(04:44):
unlikely way that He presents these people in front of you.
It's crazy how he does it.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Man.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
And so this is a statue now that I look
at and I go, I see what the creator was saying.
And that's cool, but not for me, because I needed help.
And I've learned a lot of things like this along
the way. And the part I wanted to share with
you all about this is you've got to develop. You've

(05:12):
got to develop a sense of purpose. You have to
develop a sense of purpose. That's different. See, your purpose
is created for you by God because when He created
you as an individual. From whatever to parents you may have,

(05:32):
that's not important here. When he created you, he had
something in mind for you, and it was a purpose.
God has not created a single soul to become a criminal.
God has never created a single soul to be a
drug dealer. This came about through some decisions we made

(05:54):
as sinners, and we stayed in that place. But see
what he created us. He has a wonderful idea for us.
But God gives us human beings this thing called choice,
and we have the power to decide. So you could
decide if you're gonna adhere to the purpose that God
created you and made you for, or you can go

(06:16):
ahead and make some choices on your own. So like,
if God wanted to give you a life and give
it to come to you and give you life more abundantly,
and that's his promise if you come to him, if
you choose him, then cool.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
But if you say, well this ain't moving along fast.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Enough, I'm gonna get my own life of abundance, I'm
gonna start slinging. Well, guess what now, Tada, You made
a decision and seek God's decisions and choices. The one
thing I learned about them, God's decisions, choices, his voice,
It has no sin in it. And it amazing how
many people it came up to you and said, the
Lord wanted me to do this to you, and I'm

(06:54):
doing it. That God is punishing you, and I'm doing
this to you because God gonna see that you get
your day.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Who who is this person?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Who is this person that God all of a sudden
gave this authority and power to God didn't get at
the nobody, man, nobody, This person only had the right
to hold you to your past, the right to make
you pay.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
So who makes them pay when they make mistakes? Because
they all make them.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
So when I say you have to have a sense
of you have to develop a strong sense of purpose.
That means you have to strongly get in touch with
your creator to find out what the purpose you were
created for. See, it's two things that I had to
learn along the way. My career was what I was
paid for. My calling is what I was made for. See,

(07:44):
it's two different things, folks. It took me a long
time to learn it. Some people think that they calling
is to be a performer. Well, that's what you paid for,
and a big part of your life is your performance.
It's tied directly to your gift. But what you made
for though, what you made for is to bring about

(08:04):
some significant change in another human beings lives because we
are all linked together in this chain.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
That's what you are here for. Everybody has a purpose to.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Do something wonderful, meaningful, or impactful for another person. You
think the God that invented the airplane was merely inventing
the airplane so he could fly. Now, his purpose was
to become an inventor, to come up with this invention
so he could fly and we all fly.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
See.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Sometimes God will make you successful so you can become successful,
so you can turn around to teach other people how
to become successful. God save people, so you can turn
around it tell other people how wonderful it is to
be saved.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
You see how this thing work. That's what we have
to do as people. And it's nothing that we have
to go and discover. We have to go and develop it.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
But if you haven't discovered your purpose, it's simply because
here's it. If you haven't discovered your purpose, it's simply
because you have not contacted the creator and maker of
your soul to ask and find out why you were created.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
It's as simple as that.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
If you buy a toyota, there's an owner's manual on
the inside that will tell you everything you know how
to best operate your toyota, how to make it work,
what to do they got a trouble shooting section. Your
faith is the same thing as an owner's manual in

(09:43):
your car. Open up that book, man, find out how
to jumpstart your life, how to troubleshoot it and get
on with your life, and find out your purpose and
develop a strong sense of purpose.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
All right, Okay here listening to the seve ladies and gentlemen.
Here we go again.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Another gift, another blessing, another opportunity. That's the only way
to look at it. You can't look at this gift
of waking up any other way except the blessing that
it is. You've got to recognize it, acknowledge it, and
be grateful for it. Because I'll tell you what, Let
it not pop off one morning, Miss the band Eternity,

(10:27):
don't answer the alarm. I have yet to meet the
person that can explain that feeling. Sounds pretty permanent to me.
Now I'm gonna go on to keep being grateful for
this gift for myself. I thank you, Lord, appreciate it.
Steve Harvey. More on the show Live and Well, Shirley
Strawberry calling for real Mississippi, Monica Junior and the Legend

(10:48):
that is Nephew Tommy, ladies and gentlemen, Junior, what's happening today?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Don't?

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I'm hungry, Okay, I'm just not eating at home right now.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm home.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
What let me tell you, because she started doing this
plant based, we gotta be plant based now.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
And let me tell you something.

Speaker 9 (11:06):
After forty you don't want to spring this on nobody
after forty I'll tell you right now.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
We had them tacos and the beings.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I can keep that. My body ain't built for that.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
I need meat, I need I need. I need a chicken.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I need a cow.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
You had tacos and beans, yeah, the tacos.

Speaker 9 (11:21):
Yeah, and the beans to go on your bean plant
based everything. No, no, but she tried to set it
off like it was good.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I ain't.

Speaker 9 (11:29):
I ain't eat all them tacos. Them tacos still downstairs
on that table. I ain't tell you I'm not eating them.
I'm sorry. I want meat. I want I won't. I
want beef tacos, That's what I want. I want beans
with chili meat in.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I want.

Speaker 10 (11:40):
I want all of that.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I don't want this plant based Somewhere.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
When she go to work, why don't you leave and
go get you something, and she gonna.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Come back in here and find out I've been eating meat.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Oh you.

Speaker 9 (11:53):
Know, well, you can't hire the McDonald's bad that bag is.
You can see that bag in that trade hair. She
can see that.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Because right now you got a combination that I can't
fix for you.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Okay, you hungry?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
So what you hungry and scared? Now now I can't
fix that combination. You can't be hungry and scared here
like now, Tommy then gave you the fix she go
to work, Go out and get yourself some meat.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
You scared?

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well, now your answer is hungry and scared. I can't
fix that.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Hunger usually drives a man into areas of greatness he
didn't know about.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I'll give you an example.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Sorry to turn this into a motivational moment, but hunger
drives a man into moments he didn't know he had,
Like if you really hungry for food, you might steal some.
You might not have been a theft before, but if
you really get hungry, you might go steal something.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Or if you need some more money.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
If you get hungry for money, you might mess around,
turn yourself into something that makes more money.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
If you get tired and losing, and you'll get hungry
for a win.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
You might train longer so you can quench the thirst
and the hunger and become greatness.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Now that's usually what hunger do. But you can't be
hungry and scared. It's what I'm all right.

Speaker 10 (13:33):
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
We will hear I can't drive you to fear a frame.

Speaker 10 (13:41):
Right after this, you're listening morning show.

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Speaker 1 (14:10):
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Speaker 11 (14:14):
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Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's a great day for a new Honday.

Speaker 10 (14:22):
It is time now to run that braying back with
the nephew. What do you have on the menu for
us today?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Me and my Jesus, Let's go catch dog.

Speaker 11 (14:33):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister. How you doing,
I'm giving you a call on behalf of Baptist Church.
You are a member there?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Am I right?

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (14:44):
I am?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Okay, listen, I'm calling you.

Speaker 11 (14:48):
They some of the members have gotten together and had
a meeting and wanted me to give you a call.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
It seems that.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
A lot of them are complaining about Sunday services that
go on and wanted for me to give you a
call on their behalf so that we can see if
we can address the problem and talk to you diligently
as possible and try to get the problem rectified.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
What's going on.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Well, it seems like that a lot of members are complaining.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
I'm sorry, and what is your name again?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
My name is ma'am. I'm not actually a member of
the church.

Speaker 11 (15:26):
I've just been the one that have been asked to
give you a call and try to talk on the members'
behalf so maybe we can get this problem rectify that
you that they have as far as you are concerned, now, okay.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Go ahead.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Well, I'm just trying to see what this is in
regards to go ahead.

Speaker 11 (15:40):
Well, it seems like the members of the church are
complaining about that you're doing too much shouting at church
on Sunday, and it seems to be going on every Sunday,
you running up and down the aisle and you shouting
all over the place.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
And it's me.

Speaker 7 (15:56):
I've been singled out about my shouting. Is that what
you're saying?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Whatever, Then it's distracting, ma'am.

Speaker 11 (16:02):
You're distracting everyone from getting the word and listening to
the word and being involved in the service.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
And that's the purpose of the call is to see
if we can get you to tone it down some.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
Okay, So the whole church is complaining about me shouting
the way people run up and down the house every
Sunday and almost turning cart wheels and flips, and they
singling me, I complained about me.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Well, ma'am, I.

Speaker 11 (16:23):
Don't know how it is that you can see everybody
else doing cart wheels when you're the ones that they
say is the one that's doing them.

Speaker 7 (16:30):
How am I being singled out?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Man?

Speaker 11 (16:32):
All I'm saying is that they saying that you're doing
too much shouting and too much running at this church.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Now I'm just the message.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
Okay. Well, they can't tell me how to shout, They
can't tell me what's.

Speaker 13 (16:42):
Going on in my life?

Speaker 7 (16:43):
What's gonna keep me from praising God? And they, I mean,
they could just they could go somewhere else with that,
But they're not gonna tell me that I can't praise
my God. They don't know how good God has been
to me.

Speaker 11 (16:53):
And you know what, I understand that I agree with
you wholeheartedly, but it's becoming a distraction. I mean, well,
they they was at the point last night talking about
should we put some seat belts on the pews so
so you can stay down?

Speaker 7 (17:05):
We state will put some seat But I only gonna
tell people they can't shout in church and praise God.
What can we come to church?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Farm? Will you do?

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Come to We need to be trying to praase God
and get their own shout on and stop looking at
me and worried about what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
We gonna need you to quit running up and down
these aisles and.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
Doing what you now. I'm sorry, you know, I'm trying
to stay calm. I'm trying my best. Who Jesus, she said,
that's not happenying. You can't tell me I gotta stop shouting.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay, man, but let me ask you, are you running now?
Aren't you just standing still talking?

Speaker 7 (17:35):
But I don't have to run right now?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay, what I'm trying to get you.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
To, I'm like, I don't want to run up and
down this street right now. I can run up and
down the street and praise God, but they're not gonna
tell me to stop shouting at church.

Speaker 11 (17:45):
Can we get you to be a little bit more
reserved as what we see? Man, let me let me
go ahead and go further on.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
What they don't how the spirit moves.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, well, let me move and tell you what they've
told me. Now.

Speaker 11 (17:58):
If we can't get to the point when you can,
you know, tone it down, then we may have to
ask you to leave.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
I want to ask me, ool Jesus, Oh Jesus, wool Jesus,
you ask me, why would they want me to leave
a church. I've been at that church for fifteen years.
I'm not leaving the church. I'm gonna run up and die.
I'm not gonna run on the church. I may even
turn me some slip where am I I.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Feel like it not?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Now?

Speaker 7 (18:24):
Listen, that's all I'm okay, go ahead, but.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I'm gonna be there.

Speaker 11 (18:28):
I'm going to I am going to be there on Sunday, man,
and I have been the person that's been appointed to
make sure that you're not running up and down these
hous and shotting like this. You have to keep yourself
reserved so people can hear the word of God. You
are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
You in the whale I want.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
If they come trying to send me down, I'm gonna
give them a word. It ain't gonna be a God.
So let's you put that hands up on me here. No, listen,
I'm telling you that now. You could say I have
been in that church fifteen years. If I want to
run and dance, shout, jump clenty, whatever I want to do,
I'm gonna doing it. Ain't nobody gonna stop me.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
You're gonna have to stop this.

Speaker 11 (19:03):
This past Sunday was your last Sunday doing it, and
you're not finna do it this Sunday.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Like I said, just why. And I'm telling you could
tell the ernswers, the deacon boys, the deaconess, the minister's wives,
or whoever else you want to tell. Let them put
their hands on me and see if I don't swing on,
I'm gonna come right up out the spirit and swing
on it. I'm telling you that now because see, sir,
you don't really push me there out of tried, out
of try. Let me ask you this, what is trying
to show that I'm saying, Remember, but you make it,

(19:29):
you making me re right back to my own ways,
and you you really finna put me out, that's what
you're finna do.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Okay, Well, let me ask you this. Where is the
God at right now in you?

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Where is the one that the God was me when.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
I was trying to be called at you at first
to tell you don't be calling me with this polishness,
But now even have made the other side of me
ro he's up.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Well, you wouldn't raise it up in there. You wouldn't
raise it up in me too.

Speaker 11 (19:51):
Guess what come Sunday, You're gonna set you in that
pew and you ain't gonna maok you know you.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
People?

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Okay, all right, all right, we're gonna see how well
I'm not sitting at you. A matter of fact. First,
same time in the morning, I'm going to past Oh yeah,
gotta deacon, whatever you want, whatever your name is, I'm
gonna tell him about it. God, matter how long we
got you you need to lose.

Speaker 11 (20:14):
I would be talking to pastor myself and letting him
know about this situation.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
You don't talk. You don't know we can come past
your way.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
You don't talk to pastor.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
I talked the pastor at this church fifteen years. Like
I said, I tell you, oh Jesus, Oh mean you
feel old Jesus not not not not.

Speaker 11 (20:34):
Now see just like this, you'll see how you calling
on him and you standing here.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
Yeah, because I'm calling on him to keep me from
just really going to cush you out right now because
you don't really hit my nerves.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I got one more thing I need to say to
you ladies. What you want?

Speaker 7 (20:46):
You gotta say it real quick because you're gonna talk
to this operator that's his nephew. Time.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
pray by your girl.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
Oh you know, oh see, you know I'm a kick.

Speaker 11 (21:03):
But the Okay, I got one more thing, baby, Let
me ask you something. What is the baddest of talking
about the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 10 (21:16):
Good harm and morning, all right, nephew, thank you.

Speaker 14 (21:22):
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(22:05):
is time to ask the CLO. This is from Yogi
and Richmond. Yogi says, my husband and I grew up
with my hairstylist. He has never talked to her unless
he is with me. Last week he went to her
to get his hair dyed, and he made the appointment
on his own. I think he should have run it

(22:26):
by me.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
What do you think he didn't?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Y'all been friends, y'all grew up together, and he can't
make a hair appointment and he just went on there.
I mean, what can he do at the shot? He
had to shop in front of all the people getting
to get his hair doed. You got some other issues
you need to talking here about. What is he getting
his hair dosh that Well, you're trying to get me.
You're writing down you got to go down there now.

(22:51):
I'm gonna tell you that right now. They got just
from me and do everything right. Bring out all that man.
He ain't got to go down there, get your hair dyes.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Come on, that's why he should have talked to him.

Speaker 11 (23:01):
White.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
They got, well, you know black, Yeah, don't get that
jet black. You be looking at your duds on them,
uh seal flex commercially with that yet black hair. Don't
get yet, boy, you'll be looking so unreal you get
jet black.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Man, your healthy. Your hair looked like liquish.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Today.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I died my mustache one time with some jet black. Man.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I had to put uh baby powder on it. That
tone it now, I said, man out here, God, a
little mustache looked like hat left. I just had on
some shining past and I said, no, you gotta get
you gotta get real black.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Don't get jet black. Get real. Don't do that. Don't
get all right?

Speaker 14 (24:01):
Uh, moving on, I guess we answered your yogi. Moving
on to twilet in Gulfport. Twilt writes, my husband had
sex by a lake and somebody was filming him and
his mistress. It has caused our family a lot of embarrassment,
so I want to find out who was low down
enough to film it. My friends say, I'm focused on

(24:22):
the wrong thing.

Speaker 10 (24:23):
Why am I real?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
That's what I don't care about the low down person
that was at the lake.

Speaker 10 (24:30):
Right, So your low down husband, it's called.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Your family a bunch of beef. If his ass wasn't
down at the lake, what happened to.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
A room.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Get down at the lake?

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Lake?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Maybe the lake was sexy?

Speaker 10 (24:46):
Maybe to them, yeah, to them.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, well we're not sex to them.

Speaker 10 (24:51):
To everyone, yes.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
They didn't film, So you filmed it, so you knew.

Speaker 15 (24:56):
Just how did she get How did they know?

Speaker 7 (25:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:01):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (25:05):
Somebody they feel this, they would lie And your friends
are right, you are focused on the wrong Twila girl,
all right.

Speaker 14 (25:17):
Moving on to Odessa and Queen's Odessa said, I met
a man online and all he wants to do is
talk on the phone and text. He takes me out
on the first of the month, and his money might
get tight after that. His cell phone was disconnected. Recently
so do you think he is broke or what?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Well? I think he old he on uh, he on
special payments. He gets paid. Was a month? He owe
your name? Odessa? Already Oh I.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Know, I already know he old he get his money,
wants a month. He's gonna take you out the first dinner.
After that, it's gonna get tight. That's so sec you
know what this is?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Come on, now? What made him on line?

Speaker 13 (25:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
You got Odessa? It could be Walter, Yeah, it could
mean Alfred. Oh, it could be Oldish Oldis, or it could.

Speaker 16 (26:10):
Be Quentin, Joshua, anybody in the Bible, Lazarus, Lazar.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Names Lazare. You ain't got long day him nowhere?

Speaker 12 (26:33):
You need to hear up Moses, Moses, Pharaoh, Pharaoh Jenkins, gentlemen,
Sharrol Jenkins.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, he's struggling a little bit,
you know. But hey, hey, from the first through the
eight y'all party, yeah, turn up right twenty three days,
y'all need to be steel though.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
He ain't gonna haul packed.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
First of the moment, yeah, round about the twenty third
you sit anywhere you want to see?

Speaker 14 (27:15):
All right, Last one, Steve, last one. This is from
Chantey in Corinth and Corinth Shanty says, I was going
out with the guy, and the first time I stayed
at his house, I could tell that I wasn't the
only girl he's had over. He has a nice place,
but he needed to wash his sheets and clean his
bathroom up before my next visit? Is it rude to

(27:37):
tell him?

Speaker 11 (27:38):
Now? You need to tell you.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I mean, you can't be the only one. I don't
know how y'all think y'all gonna meet people without history.
Everybody had done, had somebody. Now it was just recent
where he ain't changing sheets and all this hit. Now
you laying down there and all that, come over there
they want to be If you want to be that helpful,
then you need to come over there with your sheet.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah the way stop by to get yourself some Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I don't know if they make them disposable or not.
I've been out that game quite some time now. I
look into that.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
You know, Yeah, you need to go.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
You need to hear what you need to go when
you go over there. You need to get yourself some
fresh linens. You need to get yourself a can of
lies off. You need some baby wipes. That's it, and
you need to get some type of anybody prescribe.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
You need to take.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
So you go over there because you can't catch something.
When doctor asked you went wrong, just count tell her
you got to sew to go in there both prepared.
It's probably the most important thing outside of them sheets.
Definitely get pre medicator. And if your name is Odessa,

(29:07):
just asked for some penicula, you are crazy. Gowere and
get yourself ready. You know, here's all this is the
old people information. A lot of people watching our show.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
That's real. They need no type of infor They ain't
been in the dating game in.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
A long time, you know, pre medicator.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
But what he was listening life song.

Speaker 14 (29:32):
I thought I was gonna say, bleachmonia coming.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Up in the top of some clok rocks and you
can watch the sheet. Why you're using your fresh cloth rock.

Speaker 10 (29:47):
Thank you, Celo.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
This is Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Line three. We
got a Cinnamon. Is that your real name?

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (29:59):
Gi your boats honey, look Bobby Nutt Man, my Lady Wilson.
I'm gonna name my baby gunpowd smell.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Steve Morning Show coming up right after you.

Speaker 10 (30:19):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay is here. Yes,
you wrote another book. You said it was a twenty
eighth one, Steve.

Speaker 18 (30:28):
Probably this book was really home hitting and everybody can
relate to this. The name of this book is called
if You're the only one in the house working, damn it.

Speaker 15 (30:42):
These are the rules. That's the name of the book.

Speaker 18 (30:45):
Okay, if you don't, if you're the only one in
the house working, you can change the channel. Don't matter
what nobody else is watching. If they say I'm watching that,
you can say I'm paying for that, so you can.

Speaker 15 (31:01):
Change the damn town.

Speaker 10 (31:03):
Yeah, great feeling.

Speaker 18 (31:05):
I'm the only one in the house working. In my
new book, chapter this is chapter thirteen.

Speaker 15 (31:10):
You only only you.

Speaker 18 (31:12):
Since you're working, only you get to use the good towels.
You don't have a job. You use them rough ass towels.
The value behind them it. Okay, yeah, I'm the only
one with the world with the holes in it.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
But those are the ones you.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Use as towels. The word we keep under the sink.
Then where your towels at?

Speaker 15 (31:33):
Yes, that's where your towels.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Minor fluff is soft and naked, turtle, lie, salt and
tidy boat and two extra rolls of toilet.

Speaker 15 (31:44):
Love it, you love it?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Love it? Go ahead.

Speaker 18 (31:46):
If you're the only one working in the house, you
set the curfew as to when people can come in.

Speaker 15 (31:53):
I may or may not give you a key, Okay,
I may or may not.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
If you have a clock, all these jones is locked.

Speaker 15 (32:02):
That's what I'm seeve read.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I'm not getting up.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, I'm asking no dough bells. Did don't lock at twelve?
Matter of fact, soon did the news go off?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I'm going to fuck up. I'm going to bed.

Speaker 15 (32:17):
Thank you. Here's another chapter. This is a lung chapter.

Speaker 18 (32:19):
If you have If I allow you to have a pet,
I don't need to see him. I don't need to
hear him, and I don't need to smell him, Okay,
I don't. I need to know that that pet is
not in the damn house. Well, your ass is down
to fish, thank you. They gonna be coming here with
no damn bunny rabbits.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Can't you dogs, chabo.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm not gonna be watching nothing run around on no wheel.
You can have a fish, and his ass got to
be in the corner.

Speaker 15 (32:51):
If I feel like you should have a fish. This
is very important.

Speaker 18 (32:56):
I will have my own and I'm I'm gonna count
the little sections my very own role of toilet paper
that will not be touched.

Speaker 15 (33:06):
Okay, damn my role.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
My damn it, that's my roleroom into the bathroom and
back with me.

Speaker 15 (33:18):
Thank you if I touch Yeah what what I'm counting
the squash?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
What them ragged ass tiles is fault?

Speaker 15 (33:29):
Use them, rach them out and dry them out and
hang them up.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, rancher, So.

Speaker 10 (33:37):
Jay, this isn't all in your new book, my brand
new work.

Speaker 15 (33:40):
I'm the only one working in this house. These are
the rules.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Damn it.

Speaker 15 (33:43):
Number one hits another chapter of this chapter sixteen.

Speaker 18 (33:47):
If I allow you to have a side hustle in
that house, meaning you're doing hair, you're doing hell, you're
sitting on a personal trainer.

Speaker 15 (33:57):
I get a cut and expecs expecially if you sell
it weed p fifty.

Speaker 19 (34:09):
Ff half whatever. Yeah of a housetop hald hey Jay
had Yeah? Yeah I like chapter number or thirty two?

Speaker 15 (34:19):
Oh which what I like that?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
The name of this.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Chapter is because I say it so, uh yeah, like
your parents, because I said so. Anybody ask a question
in this damn house. Refer to chapter thirty two.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Damn it because I said said so, that's it. That's
a good book. It's another another.

Speaker 18 (34:45):
Chapter, chapter chapter forty. Good boy, this is good chapter Steve.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
How many chapters in the book.

Speaker 15 (34:51):
Oh oh, this is a big book.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Talking about about one hundred and eighteen.

Speaker 15 (34:56):
Forty.

Speaker 18 (34:57):
It says if I go to bed, ear, I go
to bed early. Everybody goes to bed early.

Speaker 15 (35:07):
That yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, we all go
to bed at this. I don't have to be in
the bed hearing you up. Look what you up for?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Put you up for a person.

Speaker 15 (35:20):
You ain't got to go to work. I go to bed,
You go to bed, Okay.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Going there, walk to but the TVs go off?

Speaker 15 (35:29):
Yes, and the last.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
No, no, I'm gonna let you do your last one.
But man, I want to thank you for Chapter sixty four.

Speaker 15 (35:36):
What you got let me.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
When I'm sitting on the tilet uh huh. I like
the door open, do not fully shut.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
You're right, you're right. Chapter sixty four.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
I'm sitting on the tarlet. I like that door open.
I need to see you not in my house, walk
past and.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Pull it shut. I'm shutting the house. No, you're not
shutting nothing. I'm shutting the door.

Speaker 11 (36:07):
If you're in there using the bathroom with dot.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
No, you won't.

Speaker 20 (36:15):
Work.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
You don't be there.

Speaker 15 (36:17):
Yeah, you're not working.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, this is you don't pay for Go.

Speaker 18 (36:23):
When I wake up in the morning to go to work,
I can make as much damn noise as.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
I want to make. Don't say a damn thing.

Speaker 15 (36:33):
Don't be shifting me.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
What you need to do is get some work. Now,
that's what you need to do.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
But you can't get out this house because you ain't
got nowhere else to go.

Speaker 15 (36:47):
Mister Tom Now when you wake up, no, hell don't know.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
I ain't keeping good Jay's new book. If you're the
only one working in the house.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Uh, this heavy chap all right?

Speaker 10 (37:02):
Coming up next more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Right after this.

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It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather ignore your wife during an argument? Or
would you rather just keep disagreeing with her?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Junior?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Go ahead, yes, just just ignore non say then.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
That's probably the better of two. I mean, yeah, that's
the better of the two. I'm listening. Yeah, that's the better.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, keep on.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I'm not even listening. I'm not I'm not even listening.
I ain't got no feedback. I don't know what you
say and blocked you out. Yeah, I'm in my mind.
I'm replaying the third quarter of the Browns game. I'm
talking about completely out all out here.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Why wow, wow, wow, wow.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
All out here. When I'm block might listen to all this.
I just I just did it yesterday, so this is fresh.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, she was just talking and talking and talking. I
ain't give a damn.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I've been through with that conversation because that's your problem, though,
See y'all like to y'all like to keep having the
same conversation, re re regurgitated, go back over it, rephrase it,
keep talking.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm through. I heard you, all right? All right?

Speaker 10 (39:02):
Would you rather connect your phone to bluetooth in your
car or just always share your location?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Who writes this stuff? Man? Who does this?

Speaker 10 (39:12):
Just answer it?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okay, it don't matter to me. I don't get no
phone call, so you know, but even the phone calls
I do.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Got she you got to share my location? Hell, I'm
at home. I got you.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
All you got to do is come downstairs. I'm in
my office sleep. The hell you got to look for
me phone?

Speaker 15 (39:40):
My phone is with me.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
It's right there. I'm at the house. I don't go nowhere.
I'm at the house where you being downstairs? That we're
always been.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I ain't ever beat my wife to bed ever. I
can't remember the times I went to bed before Margie.
I can't even remember that.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
She came down said, woke me up. So you're just
gonna stay down here? Oh it was quiet, all right?

Speaker 14 (40:07):
Would you rather tear tattoo your hairline in or would
you rather tattoo your wife's name.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
On your neck? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (40:21):
I'm showing your neck I'll a tattooed in.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, yeah, you ain't gonna tatch Let me tell you something.
If you tattoo that hairline and me and Thomas see
you see that Texas hat you got on you permanent?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Right, get that on your head.

Speaker 10 (40:47):
We'll be back with more of the Steve Hardy Morning
Show right after this. Hey, y'all, this is Monica.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
This is Spike Lee.

Speaker 10 (40:53):
Hey, this is Mary J.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Blood.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
This is Stephen A. Smith. Hey, this is k You
have no idea what it is. This is called Miller
and this may or may not be the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (41:03):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (41:08):
It is time now to check Steve's voicemail and if
you want to leave a message for Steve, call him
eight seven seven twenty nine.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Steve.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
All right, Steve, this first caller has a spiritual question
for you.

Speaker 13 (41:19):
Good evening, Steve. Thank you so much for sharing your
inspirational relationship with God with the world. My question is simple,
how does one stop longing for something that God has
obviously said no to that particular quest? Thank you by I.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
That's a question that's everybody's dilemma.

Speaker 10 (41:44):
We want what we want.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah, that's everybody's delima.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
And then also sometimes what you want, Jess is in
the form of temptation. You know, it's not always longing
for something you ask God for held. You know, sometimes
God makes moves he know you wouldn't make because he
heard conversations you didn't hear, and he made decisions that

(42:09):
you just not gonna make for the betterment of yourself. Example,
I want this relationship to work with this person. God
know that ain't the one you need, So sometimes he
don't aid you in doing that. Now you can run
off and do it yourself, but you're gonna get beat up.
He not coming back. You quit asking God for him

(42:30):
to come back. He not coming back. That ain't got
nothing to do with God. The dude you want and
made a decision that he don't want you. Now, once
you keep asking God for him fault instead, you should
ask God for somebody that want you. So sometimes and
I had to learn this myself. The thing that I'm

(42:50):
asking God for that I keep getting a know to
is for a reason. Yeah, and it's usually been because
God has something better for me all the time. But
you got to open up yourself to the better and
stop thinking you got the answer. You can't ask God
to bless you and did tell him how to do it,
how to do it?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
That's just that a man brother.

Speaker 10 (43:11):
Uh huh, all right, you better preach up in here.

Speaker 14 (43:13):
You met a minister, all right, this caller, all right.
Last week we had a colo question, Steve.

Speaker 10 (43:22):
It was about the Uh.

Speaker 14 (43:23):
It was from the married woman who had emailed us.
She asked us if she was wrong because she purchased
Raider season football tickets but changed them from her husband's
name to her name after he told her he preferred
attending the games with his boys instead of going with her.

Speaker 10 (43:39):
So this caller has a comment about that.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
Say, Steve, come.

Speaker 15 (43:43):
Using your radio show this morning, and I agree with you.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
My husband is one of the three brothers.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
The brothers needs to be.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
To Gefo sometimes just the men.

Speaker 10 (43:53):
I'm okay with him hanging with his brothers.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
You don't need me around all the time.

Speaker 10 (43:57):
We didn't get it once in four seven, seven days
a week.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Let that man have some men time.

Speaker 15 (44:02):
If you don't, you gonna drive him crazy and you're.

Speaker 20 (44:05):
Gonna want to know why he ain't home or he's
coming home, and go straight to.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
Leave these women need to let her loose. If you
want to hang with your girls, you hang with your tirls.
He don't ask to come.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I love it when my husband hang with his brothers.
Let them men have that many time.

Speaker 10 (44:20):
Y'all have a good day.

Speaker 15 (44:23):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Didn't that because list everybody needs me time. Yeah, say
when I tell my wife I'm going on the golf trip,
she want to be talking.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Them cannot go? No, she know I don't want her
to go right now.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I want to go play golf, talk trash, get through,
go eat without showering.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Then I want to take a shower.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
All these speeches you got, you've been playing golf. I'm
hungry now, I'm hungry now, I'm hungry now and now
here she come?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
She'd have walked in the rule. I do want to
go where you ain't?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
You ain't get out of this studio, Mandrie. You're not
going to play golf. You are not going to play golf. No,
you don't want to go, You're not going.

Speaker 15 (45:22):
I want to talk.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I don't want to shower when you asked me to shout.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I want to eat now, Why don't you take a
shower first, you'll enjoy your food better who need a
shower to enjoy.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
The man.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Man? Can we go to break?

Speaker 19 (45:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
About that time?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
We love all right?

Speaker 10 (45:49):
Coming up next, it is the nephew today's break phone call.
We'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Hey is Kevin Hart? Hold tight? The nephew has another
prank call coming up next. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (46:05):
Coming up at the top of the hour right about
four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject my mom and my baby Daddy. Wait till you
hear this when you're not gonna believe it Right now though,
the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
What you got for his nep Let me dig in
my stupid bag? Here? You pull out something and you
ain't got to go deep, just getting right off the
top of it.

Speaker 11 (46:30):
I got, I got, I got, I got stuff at
the top, stuff in the middle, way down deep. I
mean it's I got a I got a nice bag
of stupid here. Now, don't know what the whole bag stupid.
It's what we're trying to take. Yeah, right right, I
understand it. What its levels are? Stupid?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Why do I have to teach you about stupid. Why
don't you most of us don't know.

Speaker 11 (46:50):
You know what, I'm gonna start teaching a stupid class,
so people are no stupid is stupid does pay off?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
I am already you already doing one. You come on
the radio every day.

Speaker 11 (47:00):
But I'm am I not an example that stupid pays off.
Don't play my stupid week. Don't do me like that.
Don't do me like that. I'm better than that.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Frank stupid devau.

Speaker 11 (47:11):
I almost say, stupid lounge a Diva lounge, diva lounge.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Okay, cat dog, let's go. He cat dog respects my stupid.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Come on, yeah, Lornette, I'm trying to did you want
to own the Diva lounge? Right? Yes? All right, okay,
my aunt trying to miname Phyllis, was trying to get
an appointment. Say y'all rejected her or something like that.
Don't getting an appointment? Uh for this past saraed that
she wanted to get get in and get get her

(47:41):
hair dead.

Speaker 20 (47:42):
I'm sorry, sorry, No one rejected her. Right now, I'm
not accepting any new clients.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Hold on, so what do you mean You're not accepting
no clients? That's the part I'm not trying to understand
because Maam Phyllis, you know, she done call up there
like two times. From what she's telling me about she
can't get in there, uh Deva Lounge, that she can't
get in there and get her hair done because every
time she called, they saying that, you know, won't nobody
take her or give her an appointment.

Speaker 20 (48:05):
Sir, I am the only Sallad at the Deva Lounge,
and right now I am not accepting any new clients.
I am so sorry for your aunt, but there are
other ones in the area, but right now I am
not accepting any new clients. No, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Wait wait a minute, my anyone that you want to
come there. That I'm just saying is here her weave
mi Anie trying to get her weave done.

Speaker 20 (48:28):
You can excuse me. You just cursed me out for
north parent reason.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
I just I can live that because basically, what I'm
trying to say is I don't understand how it is
you can't get my any hair done. She tried to
get a weave done so she can be right for church.
So I don't understand the problem.

Speaker 20 (48:44):
What the problem is you're attacking me. I think you're
gonna call me talking about your damn wants the damn apartment.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
But you're cursing me out. You want to get an
apartment with me.

Speaker 20 (48:55):
Talking to me like that?

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Now, Okay, so what.

Speaker 20 (48:59):
She let me talk because it just curse me out.
Now he's gonna hear what I have to say.

Speaker 7 (49:04):
Try.

Speaker 20 (49:04):
I'm not accepting any new clients at this time. Now
she could have called, but right now I'm not. I'm
just not accepting any clients. I apologize, but there's nothing else.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
I can do.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
I've worked on because you know what, I already know
the deal because I didn't already asked around town. You
you got all the everybody over there, got all these
big time cards, beamers and raised rovers. So them, the
people them are only the people you do. You can't do.
So my Miami, listen, let me tell.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
You one damn thing.

Speaker 20 (49:32):
I don't discriminate. I don't give a damn what you drive.
He brought down fourth PENSI for all I fell. I
don't right now, my damn schedule is books and I
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Speaker 14 (56:25):
Subject my mom and my baby Daddy. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I have known my baby daddy since high school. When
I was twenty, I got pregnant and we moved in together.
But he cheated a lot, so when my son was six,
we broke up and my mom offered to let him
live with her temporarily. My son is sixteen now and
my baby daddy still lives with my mom. My mom

(56:49):
has seven sisters that are very messy and there they've
always joked with my mom about having a fine young
man living with her. One of my aunts has said
for years that she's one hundred percent sure that my
mom and baby daddy are messing around. She swears that
my mom got drunk at a house party and went
into the bathroom with my baby daddy for close to

(57:09):
twenty minutes and came out bragging about how.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Good he was.

Speaker 14 (57:12):
Over the years, I heard stuff like, How'sjamma and baby Daddy.
One of my older aunts finally told me the truth,
but I didn't want to believe it. She said that
my mom told her she really likes my baby daddy
and it's way more than a sugar mama thing. She said,
my mom feels terrible about it, and she's not going
to stop having sex with him or put him out

(57:35):
the short. A short while after that, my baby daddy
came over to see our son, and he had been drinking.
They were playing video games and my baby daddy's phone rang.
My son heard him say I love you too, baby,
and I'll be home after I beat your grandson in
one more game. My son tried to fight his daddy
and I had to get between them. My baby daddy

(57:57):
told my son he teach him about being a man
later and how stuff like this just happened. I tell
my son that's not what manhood is about, and how
do I fix this?

Speaker 10 (58:07):
For my son.

Speaker 14 (58:08):
I'm hurt too, but I'm more worried about him. This
is really sad. I mean, this is a horrible, horrible
situation here. I mean, your mom did the ultimate betrayal,
and I could see why you didn't want to hear
the truth because you probably already suspected it anyway, but
you didn't want to hear it because this is your mother.

(58:29):
It's unthinkable. I mean, you know you're beyond mad at
this point. I know you want to fight her. You
want to fight your mom, and you probably would if
it wasn't your mom. I mean, this is not what
a mom does to her daughter. This mom don't do this,
and to her grandson for that matter. I mean, both

(58:50):
of them are to blame, of course, the baby daddy,
oh my god.

Speaker 10 (58:55):
But it's just it's hard to get over this kind
of hurt. It's hard.

Speaker 14 (59:00):
It doesn't matter if you and the baby daddy were
no longer together, that doesn't even matter at this point.

Speaker 10 (59:04):
It's just wrong.

Speaker 14 (59:06):
Okay, you told your son right when you said that,
this is not what manhood is about. His father is
a very poor example of manhood. How can he date
his son's grandmother and his mother I mean stuff like that.

Speaker 10 (59:22):
It just doesn't happen. So he told him wrong.

Speaker 14 (59:26):
So his you know, he's teaching a son that men
have no control over themselves or they just you know,
if it's okay, if they date their mom and their grandmother,
that's okay. No, that's not okay. It's just really wrong.

Speaker 7 (59:43):
You know.

Speaker 14 (59:44):
My suggestion is to, I don't know, get your son
to a mentor, a real good mentor a good example
of what a man should be in his life, so
he could show him what it really is all about.
It's not what his father is talking about, not this mess,
but I mean that. That is my suggestion to you
talk more to your son, you know, about this situation,

(01:00:08):
because I'm sure he's upset, and why would his dad
say that in front of him anyway, to his grandmother?

Speaker 10 (01:00:14):
You know this this is just a mess.

Speaker 14 (01:00:16):
But I would look into a mentor some man that
will be a shining example to what a man should
be for your son.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Steve, Okay, sure, I agree. I agree. I have so
many problems in this latter.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
At first I was going to joke about it, but
then it turned really seriously because there's a little boy involved, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Adults.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
I don't care what y'all do, but I do care
about what adults do in front of children, and especially men,
because men, you just have to do a better job
of setting examples for our sons, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I mean, it's for the little things.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
It's okay to tell your son not to cry, but
you also have to inform him that it's okay to cry,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
That has to be a balance, right you know, Listen, you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Got pregnant when you was twenty with your high school sweetheart,
and y'all moved in together. But he cheated a lot.
The letter just takes a turn right away. So when
my son was six, we broke up and my mom offered,
and my mom offered to let him live with her temporarily.
Wait a minute, HOLDO, I'm confused. You and your boyfriend

(01:01:34):
break up and you have a baby, your mom offers
to let him come live with her. Why an't you
and the boy go live with your mama. That's normally
how it go in the normal scope of things. The
daughter goes with her mom with her son so she'll
have some help, and you know, and let this dude
fin for hisself. That's all that was so, I was

(01:01:58):
confused about that. Well, my son is now sixteen and
my baby daddy still live with his mom. My mom
has seven sisters and they're very messing. They've always joked
with my mom about having a fine young man living
with her. Excuse me, he left when he was sick.
Your son said he been at your mama house ten years?

Speaker 14 (01:02:16):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Ten years? Who need ten years to get on their feet?
Who anybody can pull it together in ten years? I'm confused.
I have more when we come back.

Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
But this is truly Yeah, it really is bad. It's bad,
all right, Steve.

Speaker 14 (01:02:44):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour. My mom and my
baby Daddy. We'll get back into it right after this.
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Speaker 14 (01:03:29):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter,
subjects my mom and my baby Daddy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Well, this young lady twenty years old, got pregnant by
her high school sweetheart to move in together.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
He cheated a lot, so when their son.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Was six, they broke up and her mother offered to
let him live with her temporarily.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Like I said earlier, that's backward.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Usually the girl and the baby go stay with one
of their pairs so they can have some help and
assistance and let the guy go fit in for himself.
That was backwards already. Well, my son is sixteen now.
My baby daddy still live with his mama, with your mama.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
That's ten years. He been at your mama's house for
ten years now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
If she was honestly trying to help him out in
the beginning, she been helping him for ten years?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Has she been helping her daughter and her grandchild or
she just helping him? This sucks man. Now, my mom
has seven sisters that are very messy, and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
They've always joked with my mom about having a fine
young man living with her.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Well, let me throw this in.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
If your mom got seven sisters that are messy, ain't
ain't your mama one of the sisters. Ain't she from
a messy family?

Speaker 8 (01:04:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Oh, starting to sound like the story to me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
If all seven of your sisters is messy, how does
she skip the messiness?

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
She didn't? What are your aunts has saying for years?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
And she's one hundred present sure that my mom and
baby daddy I'm messing around.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Well he's been there ten years. Who living at this
house for ten years?

Speaker 14 (01:05:06):
And what.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Now? She swears that my mom got drunk at the
house party right there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
See, we're in the family that's still throwing house party.
You see where this is going. There's no progression in
this story at all. Your mama got drunk out of
house party. How old are you to stop going to
house parties and get drunk? Let's see this story, ain't

(01:05:35):
got no upside And came and went to the then
went into the bathroom with your baby daddy for close
to twenty minutes, came out bragging about how good he was.
You saw Boomerain, You saw the movie when the late

(01:05:57):
great Witherspoon came out of their bathroom with that jacket.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Is you saw him?

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:06:01):
You embarrass me At every I heard stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Like how your mama and baby daddy. One of my
older aunts finally told me the truth, but I didn't
want to believe her. What is it You didn't want
to believe One of the older aunts finally told her,
and you didn't even want to believe her.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Why he been over that ten years? She said?

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Your mom told her she really likes my baby daddy
and it's more than a sugar mama thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Okay, so she taking care of this boy, she said.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
My mom feels terrible about it, but she's not gonna
stop having sex with him or put him out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Sure. A while after that, my baby daddy came over
to see our son. He been drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Okay, see there's no progression in this store. Your baby
daddy's still drinking. Your baby daddy still live at home
with yo mama.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
You're a boy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
He been over that ten years? He thirty four. You
got pregnant at twenty. Your husband was six when he
left he been over that ten years. Your husband thirty
six years old.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
He said he was six. Ye, No, the boy was sick.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
The baby was six when he wouldn't live with your mama.
He's been over that ten years. He was pregnant at twenty.
Your man is boy, your baby's daddy, boy is thirty
six and live with your mama, that she taken care of.
And she want to have sex with a machine, putting
him out. Then your baby daddy came over to see

(01:07:33):
our son. He was drinking at thirty six, still drinking,
still living home with your mama.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
They playing vidego games. My baby daddy phone ring.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Your son, who is older now heard him say I
love you too, baby, and I'll be home after I
beat your grandson in one more girl. Then your son
tried to fight his daddy. Why because your son know
that's wrong. However old your son is, he already know
his daddy wrong for that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
I had to get bera.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
My baby daddy told my son he teach him about
being a man. Later on, when is he gonna teach him?

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
He don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
This is a trifling mom. So this a trifling mama.
This is a trifling baby Daddy and so Shirley here
is correct. You gotta get a male mentor in front
of this young man. And it's a damn shame that
he gonna teach him about being a man lady.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
And how stuff like this just happens. It don't just happen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
See anything that's been happening for ten years don't just
keep happening.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
At one point we on purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
You can write to having sex off with your mama,
your step mama one time, but unless you've been drunk
continuously for ten years, you ain't had a sober moment
in ten years to rethink this. I told my son

(01:08:57):
that's not what manhood is about. You are correct? How
do I fix this for my son? I'm hurt too,
but I'm more worried about him. Get your son around
some men, Get your son to church, Let him be
around some solid people. He's got to have faith in
this situation, and so do you. You may need counseling

(01:09:18):
and prayer, and you need to get yourself together so
you and your son can move forward. And I don't
know how you're going to address your mama with this,
but something, something gotta get bought to light wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Put acting like this is happening right here.

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Speaker 14 (01:10:21):
So here's a question for you, guys. Did you ever
write love letters to your high school sweetheart or to
women period?

Speaker 10 (01:10:28):
I mean, do you think they work?

Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Yes?

Speaker 19 (01:10:31):
You did?

Speaker 7 (01:10:32):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
How did you? I lived this segregation? You ain't write
no letter.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
They may stamp talking about Nicktim trying to hope that
this girl would want me back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
You're what'd you say, though, Steve? Because I know you
drop stuff off.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
I'll tell you one of the deepest things I did
was I was a senior in high school. Man, I
wanted this girl man so bad. I wrote the lyrics
to Devotion by Earth, Wind and Fire on a poster board,
tuck my T shirt in my pants, put it in
the back of my T shirt like a like a
bow and arrow case, and got on my bike and

(01:11:11):
rode over to her house and rode them down the
street till she came out on the porch. And just
because I had no way of calling her, you know,
so rode them down the street till she came out.
I got off my bike and handed a tour She
unrolled it on the thing and read the whole all
the whole lyrics to devotion.

Speaker 10 (01:11:29):
Oh does she cry?

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
Or was she?

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Yeah? She cried yeah when her father came out on
the porch and put my ass off the porch.

Speaker 8 (01:11:36):
Get your ass off the throat, fastic evils, what about you?

Speaker 11 (01:11:50):
Definitely high school? Sweetheart, wrote it. Walked to the high school.
Sweet that's my grandmama, say my nose was wide over.

Speaker 9 (01:12:05):
No, I'm three generations from three months. That's two stuff
we over here.

Speaker 20 (01:12:10):
Test.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
I made cassette tape.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
That's what I had.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
I had that.

Speaker 9 (01:12:17):
I listened to Quiet Stole Press playing Paul for You
record song did You Fall the Dog?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
That's what I had to do. But love letters.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
We had technoledgey by this time, a little bit of it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
We was paying paper boy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Yeah, y'all were paying payp for it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Man, damn the pony expressed with my bike here, yeah,
delivered my damn self. I wrote a girl a letter
one time, man, and I you know, I just wanted
her to like when I drove it over the house
and put it in the mailbox and I'm riding up
the street and then I come back down the hill

(01:12:55):
just to see and uh she would had reached out
there and pull the uh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Let out the mailbox, didn't even open it and just
tow it in hand. What man, that broke my heart? Man,
was heartbreaking.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Yeah, hair, Yeah, I had to write it on there,
you know, okay, oh okay, you know, got put it
in a mailbox. Got and make sure her mama, daddy
don't get it, have a name on and everything. She
As soon as I came back down the hill, I said, Man,
she reaching in the mailbox to get it, pull it
out the mailbox and tow it in half.

Speaker 14 (01:13:33):
Sharing didn't Who knew you guys were so romantic? You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, while a
lot of people are out there looking for the one,
there are apparently plenty of people who don't think monogamy
is for them, even if they're married. And while some

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people would never be satisfied with an open relationship that
allows them and their partner to sleep with other people,
a brand new poll finds that there are a lot
of people who are curious about them. A new UGV
poll of more than twenty three thousand Americans find that
twenty six percent of Americans are interested in having an

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open relationship, while sixty eight percent are absolutely not interested.

Speaker 10 (01:14:20):
So here's the question for you, guys.

Speaker 14 (01:14:23):
Have you ever been in an open relationship that didn't
work out?

Speaker 10 (01:14:28):
Or do you want to be in an open relationship?

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Have you found no? Hell?

Speaker 10 (01:14:33):
Yeah, I mean I know you guys are married.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
We know and heal man, Hell no not being in
no damn open My wife gonna be out your mind
may get.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Out of here. My wife just gonna lead it out.
I'm going over dow nails. I'd be back. What you're
going with.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Open relationships?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
What you're going to do? Nail?

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
I have trouble making it work with the one.

Speaker 10 (01:14:58):
You're right, You get married, that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
I've been in an open relationship before, but ain't nobody
know it? You knew it, you knew I used to
be wide.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
I was the only one had that information.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
And when the other party found out, you denied it,
didn't you?

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:15:23):
What you your life?

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
When do.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Wo?

Speaker 12 (01:15:32):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Open relationship?

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
When?

Speaker 13 (01:15:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
What fault you?

Speaker 10 (01:15:46):
Why get married if you want to be in an
open relationship? That's always my question?

Speaker 7 (01:15:50):
What is what?

Speaker 10 (01:15:51):
Why get married if you want to be in an
open relationship?

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
I didn't even know you were just talking about married,
But I'm just talking. You're talking about relationship. But if
you married, I don't even understand that at all.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Why would you get married? Why are you up there
saying vows yeah, yeah, that's beyond me.

Speaker 20 (01:16:09):
Huh.

Speaker 10 (01:16:10):
I said married couples are in open relationships, so they are?

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:16:14):
I mean, why even get married if you want to
be in an open relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
I don't know anybody that has an open relationship that's
going to last, and there are several people talking about it.
But if that's what you have, then if that's the
type of marriage and this can work for you, didn't
go ahead and do you?

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
I don't care, do you boo? I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
But you know, but you know, like we were talking
about my old interview that was trending the other day,
and you know, like you know, once again, it's my opinion,
and you're free to have whatever your opinion you want.
But this open relationship, I go back to that example,
thought about it over and over. If you're in a

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committed relationship and you have a female friend and you're
a man, and you're in bed at two o'clock in
the morning and your friend quote unquote, this girl who
you say is your friend calls you a two in
the morning and says she has a flat tie out
on the road, And you get up out your bed
and tell your committed partner that you're in a relationship with.

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You're getting about your bed to put some clothes on
to go change the tire of a woman that's just
your friend who laying next to you is going for that.

Speaker 10 (01:17:35):
Charlene, Uh, Carler, no, no not, I mean we'll both go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
She needs you leave me?

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Oh no, no, no, no no no. When you say
we both going, oh that's really not gonna happen. Well,
I understand what Shirley is saying. I'll go with you.

Speaker 10 (01:17:55):
You're not just gonna leave me right here and go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
She got fixed.

Speaker 10 (01:18:00):
Triple A.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
I'm about to say triple A emergency ros.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Gonna be because a woman know why she got to
call you?

Speaker 10 (01:18:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Uh huh, I wire you to go.

Speaker 10 (01:18:13):
To guys because you're my friend.

Speaker 14 (01:18:18):
Well, yeah, we'll get more of today's trending stories on
the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after.

Speaker 10 (01:18:24):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 14 (01:18:30):
According to the Washington Post, getting hot and sweaty between
the sheets can feel like a workout, and several recent
studies look into answering is sex exercise. Researchers in Spain
study couples and found that sex counts as moderate exercise
as it revs up the heart rate and burns calories,
but just how much varies widely. The amount of time

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people spend having sex also varies with young, healthy couples
going at it for an average of thirty two minutes.
Wild couples with health conditions last about nineteen minutes.

Speaker 10 (01:19:04):
So here's a question for you, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Yeah, that's me right there.

Speaker 10 (01:19:09):
Yeah, go back to health conditions.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
That's why I'm in nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 14 (01:19:12):
You're all right, So come on, sexy guys.

Speaker 10 (01:19:19):
Do you consider sex of workout?

Speaker 14 (01:19:22):
And do you ever look at your fitness tracker to
see how many calories it burns or your heart rate?

Speaker 10 (01:19:28):
That's the question.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Okay, I can't have nothing on mean what I mean?
I can't have no extra chords or nothing I got.
I can't watch Caught on the Sheet, none of that.
I can't have nothing to throw my rhythm off. I
can't hear no long go off.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah. Warning, warning, you're in the red. You're into red.
You're a heart riding through hard load. You're dying. You
are dying. D you hit it?

Speaker 14 (01:20:01):
Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
play around it, would you rather right after this?

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
Who is this guy?

Speaker 15 (01:20:09):
No, No, I don't know him.

Speaker 14 (01:20:11):
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at vaxsist dot com. It is time now for a
round of would you rather? Would you rather ignore your
wife during an argument? Or would you rather just keep
disagreeing with her?

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Go ahead, yes, just ignore? No, famous, that's probably.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
The better of the two. I mean, yeah, that's the
better of the two. I'm listening.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Yeah, that's the better. Oh no, no, no, keep on,
I'm not listening. I'm not I'm not even listening. I
ain't got no feedback. I don't know what you say.
Block you out. Yeah, I'm in my mind. I'm replaying
the third quarter of the Browns game. I'm talking about

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completely out all out here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Why wow, wow, wow wow all out here. When I'm
man might listening A man, I just I just did
it yesterday, so this is fresh. Yeah, she was just
talking and talking and talking. I ain't careing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Damn, I've been through with that conversation. Because that's y'all
problem though. See y'all like to y'all like to keep
having the same conversation. Re re regurgitate, go back over it,
rephrase it, keep talking.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
I'm through.

Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
I heard you, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:22:05):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:22:06):
Would you rather connect your phone to bluetooth in your
car or just always share your location?

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Who writes this stuff? Man? Who does this?

Speaker 10 (01:22:16):
Just answer it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Okay, it don't matter to me. I don't get no
phone calls, so you know. But even the phone calls
I do got.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
She don't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
You got to share my location? Hell, I'm at home.
All you got to do is come downstairs. I'm in
my office. Sleep the hell you got to look for
me phone? My phone is with me.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
It's right there. I'm at the house. I don't go nowhere.
I'm at the house.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Where you being downstairs? That we're always been.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
I ain't ever.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Beat my wife to bed ever, I can't remember the
times I went to bed before March.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
I can't even remember that. How me time she came,
I said, woke me up. So you're just gonna stay
down here quiet, all right?

Speaker 14 (01:23:10):
Would you rather tear tattoo your hairline in? Or would
you rather tattoo your wife's name.

Speaker 10 (01:23:17):
On your neck?

Speaker 6 (01:23:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
I'm showing your neck.

Speaker 9 (01:23:27):
I'll be tattooed in.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
That's it. Yeah, Yeah, you ain't gonna tatch. Let me
tell you something.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
If you tattoo that hairline and it be in time
to see you see that Texas that you got on.
All right, get that sold on your head.

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