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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all
at all.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Given a.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Bus busy listening to me, I don't join.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Ya.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Joy, you turn you love, you.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
Gotta turn.

Speaker 8 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
You got to turn the mouth.

Speaker 9 (01:42):
Turn.

Speaker 10 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth, the turn out,
turn the water the monk.

Speaker 9 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 11 (02:04):
You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey ha got a radio show
you know today. I was thinking of what I would
say today and it just dawned on me this way,
and I just want to share this with everybody listening.
You've got to get some help to make it through life.
I cannot imagine where I would be if it was

(02:27):
not for the help of my God, if it wasn't
for his grace and mercy, if I did not have
the ability to lean on him and all the times
I've had to lean on him, which has become a
daily basis. I have no idea where I would be,
but clearly I know for a matter of fact, I

(02:47):
would not be here today. You have got to get
some help to get through this thing called life. I
am begging you to look into it. Man, you've got
to form a relationship with God. Without a real relationship
with God, this thing called life is daunting at times.

Speaker 9 (03:03):
I don't care who you are.

Speaker 11 (03:05):
I know I'm speaking the truth right now, because listen,
no matter who you are, what job title you have,
what aspirations you may have, I don't care what your
educational background is or is not. It does not matter.
If you don't get a real relationship going on with God.
I don't see how you can make it. So many

(03:26):
people are faking in fronting out here like they got
it going on, and you don't know, and you really
don't know how many people that you think in your
neighborhood had it going on because you saw a car
pull up in the driveway, or they house look bigger,
or the grass is cutting nicer, and you only find
out that a foreclosure side on they house too.

Speaker 9 (03:47):
See, you don't know.

Speaker 11 (03:48):
The mask that people put on to parade around in
is for appearance sakes. So a lot of people you
looking at that you think got it going on? Who
might be the pattern of success that you want to try?
You got to be real careful with that because it
may not be as it appears to be. But one
thing is for sure, no matter what's going on in

(04:08):
your life, I know that behind whatever mask I'm wearing,
or I realized, no matter what the appearances may be,
that on the other side of me, I'm gonna be
just fine.

Speaker 9 (04:22):
See.

Speaker 11 (04:22):
You may be outwardly people hating on you, talking about you,
dragging your name through the mud. Look, man, people can
say stuff about you. Most people talking about you don't
even know you. They just participating in it. You can
have that appearance going on, but behind you, within you,
if you have a relationship with God, it don't matter

(04:44):
because you can be all right. I've seen it get
real stormy on the outside for me, but on the
inside I just had to feel and I was gonna
be all right. See that's what the relationship gives you, man.
It gives you the confidence to know that the things
that you're going through a temporary that is just the
space that you happen to be in. Like I said

(05:05):
the other day, you got to remember something. The road
to success is always under construction. You might as well
get ready for that if you plan it on changing,
getting better, doing something about your health. If you decide, hey, look,
I just would like to live a longer, more prosperous life,
or hey, I want to make X amount of dollars,

(05:25):
or hey man, I'm gonna stop staying out in these
streets and I'm gonna come home and treat my family
way they ought to be treated. I don't care what
decision you make. When you strike out on that road
to success, it's under construction, partner. There's barrels out there,
there's wide turns, there's detours.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
You know.

Speaker 11 (05:43):
It's me and out there holding signs saying slow down.
Sometimes they put the stop sign up. You got to
wait and watch people go by you on the other side.
Then before you can take off again. You've all been
on the road with construction on it. It can be
so frustrating. And the whole time you on that road,
I know when I'm on the road we can under construction.

(06:04):
I'm always thinking of an alternative path. I ain't ever
set in traffic under construction, man, and thought of if
I get off on this exit, where would it take me?
Not knowing, but just man, could I keep moving if
I go that way? That's a dangerous thing sometimes, see,
because Oftentimes when we get off the road to success

(06:26):
and we take that other path, we get further and
further off course. Because wasn't no detools signed for that,
Just a decision I made on my own because I
don't like sitting here sometimes I don't have the patience
I ought to have, so I've taken some what I
thought might be shortcuts. But I got to tell you something,
ain't no shortcuts on the road to success. Even the
detour signs wind up taking you a little bit out

(06:48):
your way and loop background. I remember one time I
was coming from Las Vegas and that was some type
of chemical spill in a truck and you could all
almost see the smoke.

Speaker 9 (07:02):
Up ahead in very faint.

Speaker 11 (07:04):
So they detoreed us through the desert and we had
to go all the way around, and I drove, man
like an hour and a half out of the way.
And when they entered us back on the freeway where
we were to go back to La as soon as
I got it that exit to get back on the freeway,
I looked right there.

Speaker 9 (07:21):
And there the accident was.

Speaker 11 (07:24):
Now it was an hour and a half hour forty
five all the way around in that desert to get
back to almost the same place.

Speaker 9 (07:33):
But it was the best way to go because see,
that was the route to take.

Speaker 11 (07:38):
And that's what you got to understand about trying to
make the right decision to be successful, that the road
to success is always under construction. You're gonna have to
go round a little bit, so quick, stop being impatient
with I don't want to go around.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
I'm gonna go this way. You go that way if
you want to just follow the detour science.

Speaker 11 (07:55):
See, because somebody that came up this road before, you
have some travel the road already, and they took the
way around, and yeah, it seemed like it's a longer way,
and you want to make that other decision. But stay
on the road to success. It's under construction, man, That's
just the way it goes. Don't lose your patience and
try to create a shortcut for yourself. I'm gonna go away.

(08:17):
Ain't nobody ever gone way? Hold up, pardon you really
think you're gonna do that? Listen, there's oftentimes a lot
of rewards when you go the least travel path, but
the road to success is the least travel path. That's
what you keep getting mixed up. You keep thinking if
you go another way. No, No, stay on the road
to success. That is the least travel path. It's under construction.

(08:41):
You can go out there with your machete if you
want to talking about cutting new trails. You think the
road to success is under construction, take the other route
and get that machete out and see how long you
be out there trying to cut a path. Sometimes, Man,
you just got to stay patient. The road to success
has been before by millions of people in front of you,

(09:03):
everybody that has some setbacks in life. But don't get
off the road to success just because you having some setbacks,
just because you see some orange barrels up, just because
there's some men out there with vest on what they
got to do with you? Everybody, everybody that's trying to.

Speaker 9 (09:18):
Be successful, is on that road.

Speaker 11 (09:20):
Your relationship with God helps you guide yourself around the barrels.
It helps you have the patience to go around that way.
He gonna get you back where you gotta be. But
you got to go out there so you can learn
some things. See, you need God to make it in
life because the road to success is always under construction.

Speaker 9 (09:43):
He calms you down when the barrels is up. He
lets you know it's gonna be all right.

Speaker 11 (09:48):
He rewards you with the patience to finish because he
gonna get you right back where you need to be
and you can get on which way you is going.

Speaker 9 (09:55):
Okay, all right, Joall, we're gonna try that today.

Speaker 12 (09:58):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (10:03):
Ladies, gentlemen, let me have your undivided attention. Please.

Speaker 11 (10:09):
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(10:35):
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Speaker 10 (10:40):
There after, Lebrah, what's up, Steve Hobby, watch out there.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
Now, Nephew, Tommy, Let's get it, baby, let's get it.
Get it well.

Speaker 11 (10:53):
Jay, I understand you have some interesting questions that you'd
like to propose early on and maybe throughout the show.

Speaker 9 (11:01):
If it's good enough.

Speaker 10 (11:02):
Okay, here we go, real quick, real quick, you're gonna
go with One's got to go. One has got to go.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Everybody got to go. One has got to go. Name
of the bit is one.

Speaker 10 (11:13):
But Tina, Marie m Whitney Houston, say Anita Baker.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
One has seen Marie?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Whoa whoa.

Speaker 9 (11:29):
Square is to you?

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (11:31):
I love quartet right there?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, yeah, not going anywhere anywhere.

Speaker 13 (11:39):
Just no, no, no, no, you can't touch me the
Baker all right, all right, give you, give you Al Green, God,
Donny hath the way, Luther Van drum Hey or no.

Speaker 9 (11:56):
I'm telling a man what way name them? Get don
have the way?

Speaker 6 (12:09):
Marvin.

Speaker 9 (12:10):
Yes, now, I love all.

Speaker 11 (12:12):
Of them for various reasons, but let me explain it
from the top down to take Luther off all this.

Speaker 9 (12:22):
Going anywhere, the greatest male vocalist ever live.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
So I'm not going anywhere.

Speaker 11 (12:28):
Luther not going nowhere. So you got Luther al Green,
how he's not going and then who else? And Marvin, Yes,
definitely not.

Speaker 9 (12:39):
It's gotta be don It's gotta be done.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
That's gotta be And no disrespect to Donnie.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's the hardest one yet of one.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Rice and Gravy.

Speaker 9 (12:58):
Stop right there, stop right there, him too, ain't going nowhere.
Now go ahead, go.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Ahead, an bread of college Greens, which was one got
to goli.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Ain't no more shopping. The greens could go you took
out corn bread. Ain't normal shopping.

Speaker 9 (13:25):
For your hey man, hey, hey, hey, your ass is
out the family, just like those collar greens.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
All right, okay, day, that was fun. That was fun.

Speaker 9 (13:36):
Keep your going though.

Speaker 14 (13:37):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is
time now to run that prank back with the nephew.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
What you got for his neph All.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Right, now we're running it back now, make sure you're ready. Now,
this right here is Mona. You need to fix your appears.
You need to fix your opinions. I ain't gonna tell
you no, Mona. Now let's go hey, hey, hey, and
there's some people on this show. I'm gonna let y'all
know who need to fix their appearance. That start with you,

(14:13):
not today the statement you just made to me and
Junior I said, okay, hold up, don uh, Mona, you
need to fix your appearance, cad dog, if you would,
I'm only talking to Mona.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
You guys, Hello, hello.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mona. Please jesuits her?

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (14:40):
How you doing? My name is James over with the corporation.
I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with the company
for about eight years now, am I correct? Mona, yes, sir? Okay,
Like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe. I wanted
you got to give you a call. There's been some
conversation about it, but wanted to give you a call
about your appearance in the office. Okay, okay, Now your

(15:07):
your your appearance seems to be pretty much intact as
far as your clothing is concerned. So it's nothing. It
has nothing to do with that.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Now, first of all, what uh my parents have to
do with your corporation?

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Well, what's going on? Like I said, you you've been
with court for about what eight years now?

Speaker 7 (15:26):
Am I right? Yes, sir?

Speaker 5 (15:27):
I have okay?

Speaker 7 (15:29):
And uh you telling me telling me something about my kids?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Right? What what I want to talk to you about
is that what what what some of the workers in
the office are having a problem with. And what we
want to do is get you an actual doctor's appointment
because we want to see about helping you get a
breast reduction. Oh what.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
A breath reduction?

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Okay? Now you you you you I mean from from
my understanding that your your breasts are two laws.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
Hold up, Hold up, now, who is this first?

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Who is My name is James? Like I said, I'm
with Corporate Wardrobe, and I'm calling you actually pretty much
from human resources of corporation.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
Okay, Now, if you ain't kind of hear by something else,
certainly what we do here tell you calling me telling
me somethingbody giving me a breast reduction. What you need
to do is try and dig up slow, because what
I'm doing over in here, I'm gonna wear them. They
was over here and I'm gonna wear them. They came out.
I wear them.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Problem, mona. All we want to do is we want
to get you a doctor's appointments so we can help
you get your get your breast reduced. So you know,
you you feel a lot more comfortable and the people
in the office will be a lot more comfortable.

Speaker 7 (16:39):
Okay, I'm not you ain't gonna do it, man, You
ain't gonna come in and tell me some well, what
y'all gonna do to me? What you talking about? I'm
even just being this foremost a yeah, and I ain't
never had no problem with nobody's telling me something. Of
my friends So what you need to do is find
out who's going around here making these rumors. And first
of all, I'm gonna dig up because everyone up in

(17:00):
here talking about me and you know, jealous because I'm
on top of my and they jealous of me. I'm
on you know, I'm on mask and they right, I
ain't got top of my brain.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Look, ma'am, my job is to get your breast reduced.
I gotta get I gotta bring them down.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Big too. Can you reduce that? Excuse me, my big?
Can you reduce that?

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Ma'am? Listen, I gotta get your breast down to it.
I gotta get a death.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
I gotta bring them down an say what you're gonna
get downe is that's what you're gonna get done? And listening,
let's start worrying about my breath. So you and whoever
whoever calling you are telling you something about what I'm
doing at this this tell him, I said, the kids mind,
So what do you do? I'm gonna do me. So
they don't like that, then hey, how at them? Because
I'm a fine whoever doing it? Because they jealous, I'm

(17:45):
a bad they don't understand it. And the man's come
in and what whoo whoo they come to who they
come to my desk and ask for who they ask
for me?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Mona, Mana, I understand that, But what I'm saying is
your breast start distraction in the office, and I gotta
get your breast brought down.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
Fly whoever you are. You might even to come see
you you sit you to the front of my desk
and see how it's looking. You might want to come
back and bring out your crew.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Mona. I can't. I can't. I don't want to come
set your desk and see your your your I gotta
get you to a doctor and get your breast reduced
now to when you wanted a point.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
I ain't gonna see No, I'm going to a dortyr Mona.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
You're going to a doctor.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
You bringing so, I ain't going no doctors. What you
talking matter? The doctor whoever you mean to go see,
I ain't trying to hear it.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeh. What I'm gonna do is they said you would
act like this, Mona. They said you would react just
this way. This is what the people in the office
are talking about.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
I don't give it down what they I've been in
this company by almost eight years I ain't no hand
nobody counting me telling me some my friend what you
need to do. First of all, you need to come
in and see me because it might like what you see.
Because I'm a big, bad bowl three andy four woman.
You better yet?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Well?

Speaker 7 (18:58):
What is your name? And now? What's your what's your name?

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Why do you need my name?

Speaker 7 (19:02):
I need your name because I ain't never had foy
to call my damn job to tell me something about
my bras. I need to know your name, becau. I'm
go'n geting some loddy in this because I don't play
this shit I need. I don't play that. So whoever
you is and your carpet or whoever kind of me
by my breast, I don't play that. I need your name,
I really do, Because you don't, I'm gonna find.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Out who this is? Nothing. You want to know my name?

Speaker 7 (19:25):
I want to know your damn name. Hell, y'all want
to know your name?

Speaker 5 (19:27):
What is it? Are you listening? What is this a mess? You?
Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show? You just got
pranked by your girlfriend?

Speaker 7 (19:39):
You what bress bigger than mine?

Speaker 14 (19:45):
You know?

Speaker 7 (19:45):
I got a limb me and y'all needed Clinn. What
you're gonna make me go?

Speaker 15 (19:55):
Right?

Speaker 7 (20:00):
I can't believe it's in her breast bigger than masks.
And then she got a limp. I listened to this
show every morning and I just can't believe I got
got said, she did it. She got me.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
You know she got me.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
But I'm gonna catch her lips. I'm gonna catch a waking.
It's okay, I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Give him, all right, baby, I got one more thing
for you, baby, what is what is the baddest I'm
talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 7 (20:28):
May you already know that one and only Steve Harvey
Morning Show? And Tom and guess what play on this
head phone? I just wanna let you know. I'm a
side sixteen with a low cut.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Come next as the CLO.

Speaker 14 (20:49):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show all right time now
to ask the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
This one is from orlanda Olanda, Olanda and Queens.

Speaker 14 (21:03):
Olanda writes, I'm a sixty four year old widow and
I've been going to the same church for thirty seven years.
My husband died in January and now I'm uncomfortable going
to church because the buzzards are circling around me every
Sunday asking if I need anything. I told them I'm fine,
and my children look after me. I told Pastor what

(21:24):
has been going on, and he even said that if.

Speaker 12 (21:27):
I'm ever lonely, just call on him.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
He's married. Am I going to have to leave my church?

Speaker 9 (21:33):
Probably sound like him to me, But I don't know
what you expect, oh ma'am.

Speaker 11 (21:40):
I mean, really, you've always you've probably always always been
a stellar member, always kept yourself looking nice and everything,
And now I hit them buzzards is and they ain't buzzards.
Someone might really won't you for the real reasons, you know,
And eventually you gonna want somebody. So I would stay
there and let them circle until you get ready, and

(22:00):
me and you could pick the one out this Scott
that you like circling and tell them to swoop on in.

Speaker 9 (22:05):
It can't be Pastor.

Speaker 12 (22:07):
No, he's married.

Speaker 9 (22:11):
That's the shot out though.

Speaker 14 (22:12):
Yeah, all right, Moving on, Sky in Nashville says, I'm
a twenty eight year old nurse and I just found
out that I'm pregnant with my second child. I've been
messing with my dad's friend because he pays my bills.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
And treats me better than men my age.

Speaker 14 (22:28):
He and my dad fell out years ago, so he's
ready to go public with our relationship and get married.
He's forty two and this will be his first child.
If I tell my parents, I think it will hurt less,
hurt them less. If I say we're getting married. I
don't love him, but I think it would be a
great dad. My dad thinks like you.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
So what should I expect.

Speaker 9 (22:49):
If you are not in love, deeply and madly in
love with the person, don't get married.

Speaker 11 (22:56):
I don't give a I don't give a damn. How
good a daddy he can be. Letting be a good daddy,
but that don't mean he's gonna be a great husband. Now,
he may treat you better than all the rest, but
then what you're comparing it to see you don't treat you.
Don't get a man because he treats you better. Rest
You get a man because you because he treats you
the way you want to. Don't just cause the best
of the you know you just gonna get the best

(23:18):
of the worst. That don't make no sense, and you're
not in love with him What in the world are
you doing? Just keep doing what you're doing and getting
your bills paid and that's going well out because eventually
you don't want somebody, but it's not him.

Speaker 9 (23:32):
Don't marry nobody you're not in love with. Marriage is
too hard.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, all right, thank you.

Speaker 14 (23:39):
See al Old Logan in San Diego says, I'm a
forty four year old married woman and I'm in a
situation with a guy that I work with.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
It's nothing sexual, at least not yet.

Speaker 14 (23:50):
We sext each other during the day and he sent
me a picture of his gi Joe, and I've sent
him pictures of my Jane. He wants a lunchtime rendezvous.
But I would never cheat on my husband, so that's out.
He sent a message that it's time for us to
be adults and be reminded. And he reminded me that
he has photos of me and his phone. What has

(24:10):
happened here? Do you think he'll actually blackmail me?

Speaker 9 (24:14):
Well, that's what it's called. It's called extortion, black Man
Highway Rod send Jane though, Why she sent Jane? If
she did, she sent Joe, Well, that's stupid.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Is this what larn coming on?

Speaker 9 (24:31):
Well? I mean you know. Here's what you could do
and you know very very easily. Well, no, you can't
do that. I have to take that back.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
You can't.

Speaker 9 (24:43):
But what about Junior's question, what is that.

Speaker 16 (24:46):
George, that ain't my Jane?

Speaker 9 (24:49):
Well, if you married somebody gonna know what your Jane
just doesn't know what to Jane. You know you don't
know Jane. Look like I'll tell you right now, Dame,
I know here.

Speaker 11 (25:02):
Well, I know James. Many times. I've been tars I've
been everybody in this movie. I've been tars In and
I don't get here.

Speaker 9 (25:12):
Well, I'm jam.

Speaker 11 (25:22):
You right now, you show me my jam there, I
know my Jam. I've been everybody in the movie. I've
been the man and the monkey. Man, I'm em and
man and monkey.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
So the answer to Junior's question is no, lying will
not come in.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
No hell no, I'm talking about that. Ain't you got
that moved right there?

Speaker 7 (25:52):
All right?

Speaker 9 (25:54):
That ain't gonna do.

Speaker 12 (25:55):
Yeah, you're in the oh.

Speaker 9 (25:56):
But I'll tell you what you need to stop all this.

Speaker 11 (25:59):
Uh, don't don't fall for the blackmail because the black
male go both ways. Now, because you know if you
try to blackmail you know what I'm saying we're gonna
both lose this job right here, and he's gonna get
his ass. Well, man, yeah, I'm gonna tell. I'm gonna
tell my husband what you did. Now he's gonna have
something for you. You might have something for me too,

(26:21):
but you're gonna get a whole nother song.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Oh man, this is too much.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, that's a lot right there. That's a lot.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Seem too much.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
You're doing that for what I'm talking about?

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Yeah, you saying you can't.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Take it back and it lives forever, all right.

Speaker 14 (26:47):
Downtown Columbia, South Carolina, says I'm a twenty eight year
old single man and I work for my girlfriend's mom.
I met my girlfriend through her mother, so her mother
knows that I've served time and I'm on probation now.
She doesn't want her daughter to see me, and I
understand that. I also understand that her daughter is twenty
nine and can decide who she wants to date. I
want to shot at real love with my girlfriend, but

(27:08):
her mom's blocking it. Is there any way to get
my boss to trust me?

Speaker 9 (27:14):
Well, you can get the girl. You just ain't gonna
hand no job. You can get the girl. You just
ain't gonna hand no job, and it's hard to get
a job once you're a convicted felon. So this job
is important to you.

Speaker 11 (27:27):
Yeah, but I think you all are going to have
to find a way to talk to the lady and
get her to understand. But like you say, you understand.
But bro, you know you can straighten yourself up. You're
in good shape. You're doing the right thing. Y'all're trying
to put yourself together. Man, Eventually she may have to
understand if her daughter go to her, you know, and
y'all go to him the right way and sit down.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
All you can sit down and just you know, find
out you ain't working no.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
All right, Celo, thank you, great advice.

Speaker 14 (27:56):
As usual, you're listening hardy Morning Show. This segment is
called none of your darn business?

Speaker 10 (28:04):
Kay, please explain. Okay, it's very easy. You need to
stay out of other people's business. You see something going
on that don't bother you, that don't concern you. Basically,
can you down name none of them A Dawn minis.
For instance, you see somebody steal somebody's order at Starbucks,
d just take it right on the end, you know what,
and they take.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
It that is your damn business.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
But they put your name till anyway, they put your
name on away.

Speaker 9 (28:29):
Yeah, you don't know what that person going to let
them have that call. They got some mold back there.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
It's fourteen dollars a cup. Anyway, letting have a.

Speaker 8 (28:39):
Name.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Your name is on the car.

Speaker 11 (28:42):
It don't change inside the cup, right, they don't, And
it ain't but an eight cent loss to Starbucks.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Write it off, really write it off.

Speaker 9 (28:55):
But you don't want to tell you what.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
You know?

Speaker 16 (28:56):
If it's the fifteenth, uh huh, and you go to
your mailbox and you see somebody else opening somebody else's chicks,
that ain't none of your damn business.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
You know the fifteen, You know the check coming to
take the money.

Speaker 9 (29:15):
Yeah, you at the you at the mall.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Uh, you see your best friend's wife, uh huh switch cars.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
He get out of her car and get in another
car and they drive. That ain't none of my dad
ain't gonna do to me. She might be test driving.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Driving your best friend. Though you're not gonna find.

Speaker 9 (29:37):
We're still best friends. That's how we're gonna stay.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
We're still at your business.

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Yeah, this happened to me before.

Speaker 11 (29:48):
If I'm standing in line at the bank, and I
go up there and I and I give her a
withdrawal slip and she give me too much money?

Speaker 9 (29:57):
Right, that is nothing, my dad, count your blessings and
go home.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Excuse me.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
Yeah, you're gonna get into a whole lot now you
that extra time walk away? And that ain't your bee.
I hate to say it.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
That's stealing.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
Okay, No, that's not stealing. Gave it Tim.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
The money was given to him, but it's not your money.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
It is.

Speaker 9 (30:24):
I didn't slide her a note. I slid her withdraw
all that legal. Now, how much you put in there,
that's none of my bis. If it's not enough, it's
too much, I just I will spend it before you find.

Speaker 10 (30:44):
Right here, you at work, and you know one of
your coworker's arms is honeing, I mean chicking smoking your business.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Just don't sit next them, Get away from.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Point your fan towards.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
That your business.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
Why they they're going through something like that office dealer
through You wouldn't over.

Speaker 9 (31:10):
That, smelling like hot garbage. They got nothing do with you.

Speaker 14 (31:14):
You wouldn't come to them over there, You wouldn't.

Speaker 9 (31:20):
You wouldn't say anything. One don't know.

Speaker 16 (31:25):
When you in the parking lot and you see somebody
back into another and I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
About heating good, but then they look up and see
you them.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Drive right down there.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
You wouldn't like that, No, that you forgot the mean information,
that you wouldn't get that lice placement.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
Your ass gonna be in the witness protection program.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Call the police about you.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Get what you came from?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
What you got.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
I'm at I'm at a dinner table, but the dinner
table next to me got about eight people at it
having dinner. They didn't order to whine and everything. I
know the waiter from the wreck of a big till
they leave two hundred dollars on the table for the waiter.
The bus boy come by and slide to two hundred
in his pocket. Well look at me, and I just
threw both my hands up. That ain't none of my

(32:21):
damn that ain't none of my damn business his money.
But you know he didne got tired. Yeah, he ain't
moved up to wait to wait again.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
He tired.

Speaker 10 (32:33):
He's been busting them tables, man, seeing all that money
on that table, Yeah, he's tired of it.

Speaker 11 (32:39):
You're at a football game, you're in the middle of
the road. Yeah, hot dogs, hell, hot dogs.

Speaker 15 (32:45):
Hell.

Speaker 11 (32:47):
A man six people down ordered a hot dog. The
hot dog get passed before he get to the man.
Somebody else eating.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
People into it.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
You know it's going down there on another way, he'd
already been into it.

Speaker 9 (33:13):
How dog man gotta make him.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
None of your He's wrong for that.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
All.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
I got one more? You got seven eleven?

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Right?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
You in the back when you have the drinks?

Speaker 10 (33:26):
Yeah, sodas right, you see somebody get a drink, drink it,
get a drink, drink it, get another drink and drink
and they go up.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
To the counter with a full cup. Say I had
one soda. How does that concern you?

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Down?

Speaker 10 (33:41):
Three in the back, all three of them. That ain't
nothing to do with you on your own damn bends.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
You're not gonna tell the guy the cash. You're not
gonna say.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Then he got a new.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Guys day out one moment for you.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Ja, you got one?

Speaker 8 (34:00):
You number three in line at the ATM machine, one
guy lead, a second guy step up. Okay, it says
on the screen, would you like another transaction? Which means
the last guy did not clear out? You know what
I'm saying. He didn't finish his transaction. So this man
go back in this man bank account and get to

(34:21):
three hundred dollars and I'm watching him.

Speaker 9 (34:22):
But that ain't none of my damn bit.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Involved with that.

Speaker 9 (34:29):
Seen that happen?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Really?

Speaker 9 (34:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (34:34):
Stuff that really you kind of lift your bank account open, really,
you know, you get yourself involved, you get hurt. Have
stuff that ain't your business will get you hurt.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
You're listening.

Speaker 12 (34:49):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
It is time now for a round.

Speaker 14 (34:52):
And would you rather would you rather propose in front
of a crowd or would you rather proposed privately?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Junior said, be privately?

Speaker 9 (35:04):
Yeah, I'll go with D two. She say no in
front of the people of the kind of fight. Everybody
just raining back in my pocket and all this. I
gotta get up.

Speaker 11 (35:19):
I got to get up off my knee, turned around,
figure out which whereas to hold in the crowd, I.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
Can, you know, I gotta get to the bathroom and
wash my face.

Speaker 18 (35:29):
You know, all this ship man and then the crowd
it is like collectively, oh man, somebody in the crowd.

Speaker 9 (35:36):
Damn yeah, somebody hit me on the back like they
did Rudy. I probably.

Speaker 14 (35:44):
Hanging that doctor, all right, Would you rather use a
dating app or would you rather go old school and
go on a blind date? B?

Speaker 8 (35:58):
Yeah, yeah, because people down in profile pictures you ain't
who you really.

Speaker 19 (36:01):
I'd rather just go see it for myself.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Didn't and have someone do an emergency call. If you
don't like the way they look, I can walk out
the blind date.

Speaker 11 (36:10):
I've actually been on the blind date so bad that
I acted as if I was blind?

Speaker 6 (36:18):
How did you do that you could see and then
you wasn't.

Speaker 11 (36:23):
And then as soon as she walked up to the table,
I got him, snapped the chair leg off.

Speaker 9 (36:26):
And you guys, tapping my way right out.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
That day and walking out.

Speaker 9 (36:35):
That didn't happen, I'm sure thinking.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
As soon as you saw up she snapped.

Speaker 9 (36:45):
Damn.

Speaker 11 (36:45):
As soon as she sat down, I stood, snapped the
leg off. I start tapping my ass right out that restaurant.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
Table. Leg wasn't long enough. I had to beard over.
So tell, look, crazy, what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Are on the way?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
You didn't touch nothing on the way because you could
see what you was doing.

Speaker 9 (37:18):
This'spike. I kept looking for my dog, well, sing, I
don't crazy, all right?

Speaker 14 (37:27):
What you.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
Don't?

Speaker 14 (37:35):
Would you rather compete in the summer Olympics, or would
you rather compete in a winter Olympic sport?

Speaker 9 (37:41):
What the hell I'm gonna do in the winter sports?

Speaker 7 (37:45):
Ice skating?

Speaker 14 (37:46):
King like? Oh man, so I guess that's summer for
the both of you. All right, thank you, you're listening
hardy morning show. All right, this time for comedy roulette, guys,

(38:06):
and uh yeah, you want to explain it quickly, Jay,
all right, here we go.

Speaker 10 (38:11):
Comedy roulette, very simple. Day after day, our comedy gets
tested on this damn show. He ain't that funny, He
ain't that brillant. Well, we're gonna show you how brilliant
we are. We're gonna take five subjects, put them on
the wheel, spin the wheel, wedge stop.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
We're gonna riff on it one at a time, because
we that damn funny.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
That's what we is.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
Ja, that damn fun I'll be ahead of time.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
All right, all right, we'll see how funny you guys are.
Here go the topics. Number one girls with big heads.

Speaker 10 (38:50):
Ahead.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Number two bossy women colin.

Speaker 9 (38:57):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Number three high but men, Tom.

Speaker 9 (39:02):
We're not doing that. You're not doing that.

Speaker 14 (39:04):
Number four men with ugly wives. Number five old guys
who live alone.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
I like that.

Speaker 14 (39:17):
And then number six people who clown at funerals. Let's
go casmin the wheel. Please, Okay, it's not done. Number
four men with ugly wives.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Let's see what's easy easy.

Speaker 10 (39:42):
First of all, how do you tell a man that
his wife is more man lived in him? How do
you say that, Tom? How do you bring it up
that Joe White's hands look like gloves?

Speaker 9 (39:54):
How do you say that.

Speaker 10 (39:57):
I don't mean no harm, but Joe waitsman look like
baseball mits.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I don't mean, I don't mean to be disrespectful.

Speaker 9 (40:05):
How do you bring that up?

Speaker 5 (40:07):
You know?

Speaker 8 (40:08):
Sometimes you just got to tell a man, Hey, man,
I don't mean no harm, but I'm almost certain when
your when your wife was born, the doctor slept everybody.

Speaker 9 (40:16):
You know what I'm saying, the doctor, everybody in the road.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Feel me. Tell you, don't I feel you? You know
what I say?

Speaker 16 (40:25):
Well, like this, this is how you know your wife.
When they started complimenting the other body part, they just
bring up, hey, I really like them knees. Your wife
got some ready?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
They ain't regular knees.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
She be left to doctor?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
What kind of work she do when she got some healthy?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Ask me when they say that resting voice in your wife?
Does she smoking? She always had that?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (40:58):
Man, guys, I don't know that I should do this route.

Speaker 11 (41:07):
Come on, but I'm gonna just give you some facts
about men who have ugly wie.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
Fact number one. Yeah, divorce rate is higher. It's just
how you got to get out. You know, as soon
as they present you with papers, she's gonna sign. Another thing.

Speaker 11 (41:29):
I found out a man with ugly wies got real
fine wine, just sharp in the gym.

Speaker 9 (41:36):
That U let overweight people men who have ugly wies.

Speaker 11 (41:43):
Here's the biggest fact I think about men with ugly wies.

Speaker 9 (41:48):
Men hate the night. Here and get in this baby.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Let's just sit up here.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
The only thing they hate more than the night. In
the morning.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
They wake up and she still and get mad and
get mad men and get mad.

Speaker 9 (42:19):
This is helpful.

Speaker 10 (42:20):
Still she would run away by now. Yeah, don't you
go to the mall with her? You don't give a
damn wish yet, ain't nobody legend.

Speaker 9 (42:36):
I have all the damn doz on it.

Speaker 10 (42:39):
She still she's supposed to be online shopping once again,
you guys know it once again?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
All right, that's it for comedy.

Speaker 14 (42:50):
Relette we'll be back with nephew Tommy spring phone call
right after this.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
You're listening.

Speaker 14 (42:56):
Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter that's subject,
get the funk out my face? Heard this somewhere's get out?
What's different though? Right now though the nephew is here
with today's prank phone call?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
What you got now?

Speaker 9 (43:15):
I don't know how clearly I can say it, but
let me try it like that, I want to date
your mama?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
What dog?

Speaker 9 (43:23):
Wait? What you didn't hear it?

Speaker 8 (43:25):
Okay, I mean, let me say it again, because you
didn't hear I want to date your mama.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
No, so you somebody's son.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Are you telling them that that.

Speaker 9 (43:33):
I want to date your mama? Okay? And you're telling
them like that, Hey, I wanna date your mom? All right?

Speaker 8 (43:43):
All right, mama's need love too. It's a lot of
mama's out here in the sixties need some love.

Speaker 9 (43:50):
Okay, Hey man, my mom in the sixty though. You
can't say that. You want me to say it again.
You want me to say it again?

Speaker 8 (43:56):
No, close your eye with your mom in your mind,
close out your mamma and your man, close, close.

Speaker 9 (44:03):
Eyes, and I'm gonna say it while you got to ask.
I want to date your mama.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
That is crazy, and you know it's great.

Speaker 9 (44:12):
Mama's need love. How you think y'all got here? Hello?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
But you being our daddy? Here, my daddy.

Speaker 9 (44:18):
I ain't trying to be your dad. I'm trying to
date your mama. Okay.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
Now we're gonna have to learn how to coexist in
this house together, me and you because I want to
date your mama. All right, let's go listen to it.
Everybody listened to it with an open mind. Okay, all right,
listen to it. Everybody need love and Mama's doe too
close your eyes, junr.

Speaker 19 (44:40):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 9 (44:42):
I want to date your mama. Let's go catch dog.

Speaker 7 (44:46):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach
Miss Burns. This is Jesus her Son. How you doing man?
My name is Gordon Gordon. I just recently joined the
church man within the last month, and I was trying
to get in touch with Mss Burns. One of the
members gave me a number, but I guess they must
have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's this
a home number or what is this whole up? Who

(45:07):
is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a
new member at the church. Is this your number? Yeah? Man,
this is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son.
Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?

Speaker 5 (45:20):
All right?

Speaker 7 (45:20):
Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
in touch with Mss Barnes. Now, is do you ever
a cell or a home number? Somethinghe I can get
in touch with Miss Barnes. Wait till I tell me
to tell you your name? Is what Gordon? Gordon? Gordon
not just join the church, man, so I might not
have met you yet. James, Okay, well, God bless you man.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Thank you man. I appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
Is it anyway I could get your mom's home number
from you? I mean you're just joined the church. I
mean I don't say why you wouldn't be able to
talk to her. I mean, is there anything? Is there
a message I could pass on to of them?

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Well?

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's all
right for U for me to take her out. I've
been seeing her for the last Hold up up, hold up,
hold up, hold up, holdo hold tell about that you.
You were just sending you a new member to the church,
and somebody gave you or they were attempting to give
you my mother's number, and you're asking me if you

(46:14):
could take an hout.

Speaker 9 (46:14):
Man.

Speaker 7 (46:15):
Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her
phone number. Guess they give me your number by mistake.
You know that's my reason for Carl. I thought I
was gonna get her. I want to take her out,
you know, maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be
quite honest, men, I just came back home from overseas
from fighting and everything. Man. And uh, I mean you know,
my pops just passed away not too long ago.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
And I ain't you know, I.

Speaker 7 (46:36):
Ain't too keen on my mama going out with somebody.
And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she
in the sixties?

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Man? Old are you? Man?

Speaker 7 (46:44):
I'm thirty six? The hell out of here? You how old? Man?
I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing?
You do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right? But
you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number,
but the number man, this wasn't in your heart, man,
and how you carry yourself?

Speaker 5 (47:04):
You know? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (47:04):
But hey, hey, but my mama ain't no cougar like that.
And I know she ain't coming after you right now.
I remember telling me that she tried some new things
at this church, but going out with some thirty thirty
How are you you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty.
I'm thirty six. Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man,
ain't nowhere in the world my mama gonna be dating today. Okay, okay, dame,

(47:28):
let me tell this man. First of I ain't even
know if calling you. Second of all, I'm calling to
speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission
from you.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Ms.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
Burns is a grown woman. This woman desired whoa, whoa
whoa talking about that? I don't think you were of it, man,
I just came back from fighting over see. My pops
passed away not too long ago. I am the man
at the house. Let's get that straight right now. All right,
I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might

(47:57):
as well just stick to church though, because you know,
as I said, be blessed, But it ain't gonna be
no blessing from me to you. I tell you that
right now. Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from
you at all.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
You might now blessed, but I respect the fact that
you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
But if I decide I want to speak to miss
Birds about going out, I say Miss Burns has every
right to decide if she would like to go out
with Gordon or not, and Gordon wants to take her out,
I took her up. Hold up, look, brother, I don't

(48:29):
care how old you say you are. All right, Number one,
you're too young. As I already mentioned. All right, this
ain't going down with.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
You and my mom.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
I'm straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no,
you bring up my mama. You letting the word your
mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
All right.

Speaker 7 (48:47):
I don't know where you're from. I don't give how
old you are. I'm pretty sick. I know what church
my mama go to, and and it ain't gonna be
her and you you ain't gonna be asking her out,
all right. I don't give what it I would show
up on Sunday, catch up in the pul pit or
wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back in the choir.
It don't matter. Something is going down. You wire not

(49:10):
gonna get with my mama like that.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
You got that.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
That's up for your mama to decide if your mama
want to go out with me to have dinner. I
ain't nothing wrong with this, man, I'm deciding it right now.
It ain't gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed
or get your wook. You got two choices, all right.
I didn't fight. Let's see this three years to come
back and also deal with my daddy died and then

(49:32):
come back. Man, I'm suffering from PSD. Dog. I don't
know what I'm gonna do unless you want to get
it like that something from what a PSD post traumatic
stress syndrome, and I will release all that on you
got that. I don't play hey, man, listen, I don't
want no trouble. It don't matter to me. You can
qult you, okay, Look man, listen, I ain't trying to

(49:54):
have no trouble out you. Man, all I'm finna say,
is this right here? I'ma I'll talk to you mama
on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna talk them? Are you
not hear me?

Speaker 10 (50:02):
Man?

Speaker 7 (50:03):
Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this?
Can I say one more thing to you?

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Man? Oh?

Speaker 7 (50:08):
You explode? You ain't got nothing else to say. I
got one more thing before you explode?

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Man?

Speaker 7 (50:13):
Is you listening?

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Man, James? What hey?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Man?

Speaker 7 (50:16):
I want to tell you this.

Speaker 10 (50:17):
Man.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your mama, I got me the brank phone call. You
ghet them out of here. This is who Hey man,
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Man.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
Your mama told me. She said, my son been overseas,
he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
She said.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
We got to get that back in the spirit of laughing. Man,
my mama, are you are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Man?

Speaker 7 (50:45):
We got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.
First of all, I got to say thank you for
fighting for this country. I want to ask you one
more thing what is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the lane? Man, nothing but to
Steve Harvey more than show Get It overseason in the States.
Thanks man?

Speaker 9 (51:08):
Did I put that stupid up in there this morning?
Did I put that stupid in there? His mom? All right?

Speaker 8 (51:14):
All right to all you mama's out there to send
their sixties and seventies.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
That's looking for a man and want to date a
little something something. I understand, Timmy. Know you need love?
Yes you do, Yes you do.

Speaker 8 (51:25):
Of course I'm getting ready to go shoot, ready to
love in Philadelphia. And while I am there, I will
be at the Helium Comedy Club July twenty six, twenty
seven to twenty eight.

Speaker 9 (51:34):
Tickets on sale right now.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
The nephew, I ain't gonna say comedy town, nephew, gonna
be in town.

Speaker 9 (51:39):
I will be in Philly.

Speaker 8 (51:40):
So we're gonna show a little brotherly love, and y'all
come on out and see you boy.

Speaker 9 (51:45):
We're gonna have a good time, all right.

Speaker 8 (51:46):
That's Nephew, Tommy and friends at the Helium Comedy Club
July twenty six through the twenty eight. And I got
a bunch more land in the cut y'all want to
see what's going on with me, go to Thomasmiles dot com.
Thomasmiles dot com.

Speaker 14 (51:58):
All right, thank you, nephew. Up next, it is my
Strawberry letter for today. This subject get the Funk out
my Face. We'll get into that right after this. You're
listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time now
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Speaker 9 (52:30):
Well, buckle up and hold on tight. We got it
for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter, all.

Speaker 14 (52:35):
Right, subject get the Funk out my Face. Dear Stephen Shirley,
I've been dating a guy for close to three years
and I need some advice on a major issue I'm
having with him. I love this man and he is
a great guy. He loves me too, and we have
been talking about marriage. But here's my issue. I cannot

(52:57):
stand going to his house because it is always a
mess when we spend quality time together. We're always at
my house and I have to encourage him to pick
up after himself and not eat all over my house.
He and his teenage son live like slobs, and I
have told him that I don't feel comfortable at his house.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
There are clothes and shoes all over the place.

Speaker 14 (53:21):
Old food containers in the kitchen and living room, empty
bottles and mail throwne everywhere, and I won't even mention
the bathroom. It's okay, as you can imagine. There is
also a very bad, stuffy odor in the house too.
When we first met, I asked him if he needed
me to help him hire a cleaning service to come

(53:42):
in and help out. He said he was ashamed and
he would do it himself. But over time nothing's changed
and it's gotten worse, not better. Now the worst part
is that he's starting to smell like his house. Don't
get me wrong, He's never had an issue with high,
but his clothes have started looking dirty and smelling funky,

(54:04):
just like his house. I've been making up excuses to
avoid intimacy with him because I'm totally turned off by
the smell. Intimacy is a big part of any great relationship,
So how can I get how can I get this
man to see that his filth and funk are pushing
me away? Please help? This is a bad situation. This

(54:26):
is a funky, nasty situation to be and yeah, low
down deal right, higiene. I mean this is a big
deal breaker and any relationship this is a big deal
breaker getting past this. I mean going to someone's house
that's messy. Maybe have you know, a few clothes thrown
around or something like that. Messy and nasty or two

(54:48):
different things. Okay, you can pick up some clothes and
hang those up, and you know your house is still
clean and everything, but being nasty with food containers in
the bathrooms being a mess and it having an odor,
and then you having an odor because you live there.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
That is a mess.

Speaker 14 (55:07):
And you make him sound like he's just a couple
of you know, a couple of boxes or something away
from being a hoarder. That's kind of what you make
it sound like. And if you watch that show Hoarders,
they say that hoarding is mental. It's a mental condition.
I say, you on your own, do what you suggested
to him, get him some help to clean up his house.

(55:30):
That's one thing. I mean, this is a mess, and
you don't want to be a part of it. And
I understand that you guys are talking marriage. If he's
like this, now, you guys aren't married, you go to
his house. Can you only imagine if you marry this
guy and he starts doing this in your house, you
guys will be divorced very quickly.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
I'm sure. So he needs help. His son is needs
some help because he's a slob. Like you say.

Speaker 14 (55:54):
He needs someone to come in on a consistent basis
and keep this house clean, and he needs to You
need to make sure that he's doing the same with
himself with his personal hygiene. All right, If that doesn't
help the situation, you're gonna have to say thing and
say something, and you're probably gonna have to leave because
this is this.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Is a deal breaker.

Speaker 14 (56:14):
Hygiene, nastiness, This is a deal breaker as far as
I'm concerned, Steve.

Speaker 9 (56:22):
This letter is real simple as cut and drive. Not
probably not gonna have to take two breaks to do this. Okay, Okay,
keep it funk. Now here's a deal.

Speaker 11 (56:33):
Shirley mentioned hoarding and how it's mental. This is not
a mental problem. This is a physical problem. Stink is
not mental. Stink is physical strength produces physical reactions. WHOA, Lord,

(56:59):
that ain't mental, that's physical. You got to row whoa
you got to do it?

Speaker 12 (57:06):
WHOA lord?

Speaker 14 (57:14):
Man?

Speaker 11 (57:15):
Hell, what's happening in him? That's not mental? This is
a physical problem you have it. Smell is physical. You
had to inhale, your nostrils, got to start burning. That's physical.

(57:35):
I watering. It's physical things that happen when you run
into a smell, sharpness of breath, that's physical. So we're
not gonna sit up and act like him and his
nasty ass son has gotten mental problems. It's physical. Now
he's starting to smell like his house. I had a

(57:59):
part and the smell just like his house. You know
what his house smell like?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Oh can we say it on the radio?

Speaker 11 (58:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, because it didn't stink. It
was just strange. His house smelled like and he smelled
like hot dog water. You know, hot dog water don't stink,
but it's just strange.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, that's a distinct odor.

Speaker 9 (58:23):
Yeah, that's how he smelled like hot dog water. I
want to bring and.

Speaker 11 (58:28):
Then you know his house smell like when we went
over that, we was always saying, man, is y'all born
and hot dog that.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
There never was.

Speaker 11 (58:36):
And then wasn't walk sad time we walk in man,
man man as we finished hot dog.

Speaker 9 (58:43):
Well, no, we have no hot dog matter. What was
that I smell? We ain't cook it? Well, somebody has
some hot dogs in here. Just be in his house, Argus.

Speaker 14 (58:55):
All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
up at twenty three after the hours.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Just get the funk out my face right after this.
You're listening.

Speaker 12 (59:05):
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
All right, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

Speaker 9 (59:09):
This is real simple, ain't no recap. Your house stink?

Speaker 11 (59:13):
She with a man who house stink her teenage son,
he stink. They starting to smell like the house. Now
I want the fellas to join.

Speaker 9 (59:22):
In here and right down.

Speaker 11 (59:26):
Your house smell like filling the blank. Now I kicked
it off with hot dog water. What other smells does
a house smell?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Your house smell like gorilla.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Butto Julius, how do you follow that? Your house smell
like under all?

Speaker 8 (59:53):
Oh that's your house smell like two skunks in the summer.

Speaker 9 (01:00:02):
That's hot. See that's hot funk right there. Your house
smell like hot garbage garbage when it's hot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
God, your house smell like wet feet that's been hiking.

Speaker 9 (01:00:22):
Wait a minute, feet that's been.

Speaker 19 (01:00:31):
I don't want to say this, but your house smelled
like it's some four milk somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
Yeah, your house smell like y'all didn't put the garbage
out three weeks straight.

Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
That's what it smelled.

Speaker 11 (01:00:49):
We already forgot to do that before three weeks, not three.
Your house smelled like a bag of warm dog food.
It's not how just won't you know when you open
up that bag of dog food and it don't really
smell good to you, put your dog over there, be
going crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
Yeah, okay, I got one and we've all experienced it.
You go lay down on the couch and your grandmama
been sitting there for a long time, and you have
to jump up because it's long.

Speaker 19 (01:01:22):
Yeah, your house smelled like three weeks spoiled.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Call it green.

Speaker 9 (01:01:32):
That's thanky right there, heckey, I got the worst. How
about this here?

Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
Your house smelled like y'all just took some hockey and
put it in the Microway, put.

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
That on thirdy, that's you know, oh you know what
hockey and turn it on, turn it on thirty seconds
oh god, I got it hot. Oh I'm like bar
what come on?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
See?

Speaker 9 (01:02:02):
Yeah, your house smelled like an empty chitling bucket.

Speaker 10 (01:02:10):
That I have a week jumping is because I'm the
only one that knows what to smell like, because I
have to shave is mama's back hair, that's what it smell.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Well, George Waller's gonna jump on you one day when
you least expected.

Speaker 16 (01:02:31):
Oh come on, No, house smell like a huge baby
diaper left in a hot car.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
But you open that door.

Speaker 9 (01:02:43):
A man. When the twins was little, I did that
one time.

Speaker 20 (01:02:47):
God, god, man, you left the diaper in the car. Steve,
I thought I thought my little girls was mean? Have
you main twin girls back there? It is grown ass
from me with a little bonnet. So no, it just
to see I didn't have daughters. I have two men

(01:03:10):
in the back.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
That's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Yeah, that's wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
It is hot too.

Speaker 8 (01:03:16):
This house smell like gorilla toe jam. Yeah that right there,
smell it. Call us smell it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
No, Shirley and I our face has just been frown Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:03:30):
Your mama, No, I have a week store your mama house.
Your mama house smelled like they carr the fish grease
on the stone.

Speaker 19 (01:03:40):
The whole house.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
How did his mama get at it?

Speaker 9 (01:03:44):
I don't know. You mentioned, George Wallace? What I just said?
Your mama house? You say you know I didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Your house? I mean your house smell like.

Speaker 10 (01:04:01):
Empty sardine can that you forgot and it's back behind
the trash can.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
That is substinct.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
You can't and you can't find it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Where is that coming from?

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Coming from?

Speaker 9 (01:04:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
I fucked to the house before.

Speaker 19 (01:04:21):
What time did I walked in? I said, hey man,
this house smelled like hot sex.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
I'm not like.

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
Somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Where are they doing it at?

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
Where that fun?

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
That little twins?

Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
This house smelled like goat cheese and monkey ass?

Speaker 7 (01:04:40):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
Hey man?

Speaker 9 (01:04:46):
House?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Yeah, that's nasty.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
That isn't making me sick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Time yet?

Speaker 9 (01:04:52):
No, we got more.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Yeah, you got about a minute. Come on, let's go.

Speaker 11 (01:04:59):
Y'all's house. Y'all's house smith just like y'all's breath. Damn,
that's that's why I don't nobody y'all when they talking.

Speaker 19 (01:05:09):
To I came in, This house smell likes a small pudding, staring.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Proud of you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
I went over, I came back all right.

Speaker 14 (01:05:24):
You can email us or instagram us your thoughts on
Today's Strawberry Letter, guys and Steve Harvey f M.

Speaker 12 (01:05:30):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:05:33):
So I know y'all. Don't thank y'all off to ladies.
What the question? Quickly?

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:05:39):
One got to Go's what we've been doing all day.
One got to go, ladies.

Speaker 11 (01:05:45):
Denzel Washington, Idris Elbow, no, Will Smith, the Rock, ladies.

Speaker 9 (01:05:55):
One got to go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
God damn, you know what. I'm gonna go with the rock.

Speaker 9 (01:06:03):
I'm gonna go with the rock.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yeah, I'm going with the rock.

Speaker 9 (01:06:05):
Will will Is just and we've been through enough.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Well you ain't gonna like my ass.

Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
You ain't gonna like my.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Ass, so we don't got to go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
You know, not to do this understanding, though exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:06:26):
Understand. You ought to do one.

Speaker 11 (01:06:28):
You ought to do one for women too. The ladies
put together listen, asked a fell Okay, all.

Speaker 14 (01:06:36):
Right, all right, halle Berry, that's over so here, uh
Meg the Stallion right now, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 8 (01:06:51):
Bye Stallion, Bye, Bye Stallion, Sorry about your foot bye.

Speaker 9 (01:06:59):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with the Stallions, simply
because I don't really know her. Yeah, but Halle j
loo J, Kim.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Kardashian and Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
I mean, I love the Stallion, but she got the right.

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
Of let's pull the Stallion out and put Beyonce, Halle, Beyonce.

Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
Who.

Speaker 14 (01:07:22):
Kim Kardashian, that's who. That was my list, and you
substituted the Stallions.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
They got to go. You got to go.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Are you.

Speaker 14 (01:07:33):
To go?

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
JJ gonna show up?

Speaker 11 (01:07:35):
I know that, I know.

Speaker 12 (01:07:37):
And you don't want any entanglements.

Speaker 9 (01:07:43):
You're just trying to stay with the least amount of problem.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:07:47):
If you try to stay out of a situation, you
leave the situation. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:07:54):
Oh man, Okay, well I ain't how much Cally ain't
leaving at all? Well, because I know Halle, I have
Halle had to go. Yeah, I know her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Oh so you okay, Well, I know one thing. Jim
Zell and Induris aren't going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Ever in d when they die and come back.

Speaker 11 (01:08:20):
Yeah, they're still in the list. There's still no I'm
not I'm not. I didn't pick them cause of flyness.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Uh huh.

Speaker 9 (01:08:27):
I just because I know Hallie and for anybody thinking
and I don't know. I like that, but I just
know her. Okay, you know I don't know at all.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
All right, you're listening.

Speaker 12 (01:08:41):
Morning show.

Speaker 14 (01:08:44):
All right, we have a little time to kill here, Steve.
This game is so hot today that we've been playing
one guy to go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Jay came up with this.

Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
I got one, I got let me try, let me try.
Here we go, Tupac, Sloop ice Cube, jay Z?

Speaker 9 (01:09:07):
You Tupac?

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Who who?

Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
Snoop Dogg ice ice Cube?

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Snoop Dogg is not going? No damn we know that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
Your me too.

Speaker 14 (01:09:21):
I love He's not leaving and Monica will kill us
all if we take out Cube.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Yeah, okay, so who in that time at renom again?

Speaker 9 (01:09:34):
Sloop Dog ice cue Z.

Speaker 10 (01:09:39):
Here's how I picked one, because who could have normally
most hang out with. There's no way I'm gonna hang
out with jay Z. It's no way, Snoop Possibly it's
a good cue.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
You see who you got?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Who you go?

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
That's too hard? That one's too hard.

Speaker 9 (01:09:54):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
That's is the only one.

Speaker 9 (01:09:57):
I really didn't know. I know these are is was
a movement?

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
So he has JA.

Speaker 9 (01:10:11):
Yeah, I want you on that one. All right.

Speaker 14 (01:10:18):
We can't decide on that one, Tommy that was too good?

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
All right?

Speaker 14 (01:10:21):
More than Steve Hardy Morning Show coming up and some
trending news at thirty three minutes after the hour right after.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
This, you're listening.

Speaker 12 (01:10:29):
Morning show?

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
All right, you guys, pay attention to this because this
story is crazy.

Speaker 14 (01:10:36):
Uh. It can be painful to find out your son
isn't your son, all right? That can be painful because
your partner was unfaithful. However, a man posted on TikTok
to explain what happened to him. The post is a
video of him distraught and crying in it, and he

(01:10:56):
reveals that he found out that his son is actually
his uncle.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Did you get that his son is actually his uncle?

Speaker 21 (01:11:07):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
How did this happen? How did this happen? What happened?
What happened?

Speaker 14 (01:11:11):
Well, the man's grandfather invited him and his girlfriend to
stay with him, and during that time, the man's girlfriend
wound up having an affair with his grandfather.

Speaker 9 (01:11:25):
You get it?

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
So far?

Speaker 19 (01:11:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Crazy right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
All right?

Speaker 14 (01:11:29):
That led to the baby boy, which the man thought
was his, And it turns out his grandfather has done
stuff like this before. Because the man captioned his TikTok post,
can't believe I expected more from a man that had
a whole other family around the corner from my granny's house.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
So this grandfather is just that. Oh yeah, he thought
it was his son. But this is really your uncle?

Speaker 19 (01:11:57):
What because you're hey, hey, who you talking to?

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Shut up shooting you?

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
I'm your I'm your.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Your grandma with your girl?

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:12:12):
So how old is the baby?

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Let's read on Tommy.

Speaker 14 (01:12:17):
The man says he still wants to be part of
his son slash uncle's life, but also questions why his
grandfather would hurt him this way. In a different video,
he describes how he found out, saying his girlfriend's phone
kept ringing, just ping, ping, pinging, so he checked to
see what was going on and saw the text were
from his grandfather. Then he found year's worth year's worth

(01:12:41):
of messages from his granddad, including pictures and explicit stuff.

Speaker 17 (01:12:47):
Yeah, I'm not raising my uncle all I'm sounds crazy right.

Speaker 9 (01:12:57):
My own dad. But I don't know who this dude is.
I still want to be in my son's life.

Speaker 11 (01:13:03):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:13:03):
I don't understand. Man, does it ever say how all
the child is?

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
It never said the child was.

Speaker 21 (01:13:10):
It's not like it's an official story. It's on TikTok.
So he hosted himself crying and you know all the
details you know, were revealed.

Speaker 8 (01:13:20):
If he said years and years and messages, then it's
some time it went back.

Speaker 11 (01:13:25):
You know, then he could have gotten attached to the
little boy. Yeah you don't love him and all like this,
regardless as to.

Speaker 14 (01:13:32):
Who he is.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Absolutely.

Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
I wonder how he found out it was the granddaddy's day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Well he checked, you know, yeah, well I guess, but
it didn't say that.

Speaker 14 (01:13:45):
But when he saw those texts, he knew something was
up from the grandfather year's worth of messages.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Picture.

Speaker 9 (01:13:51):
Have you told your daddy because that's your daddy, daddy?

Speaker 15 (01:13:54):
Huh right, right right, you don't know that could be
your mom's dad, dad anyway, open my granddad anyway, whoever
it is, whoop of my granddad?

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
The girlfriend, Yeah she slept with his grand father.

Speaker 9 (01:14:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
But still, I mean, I'm just saying, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
It was convenience.

Speaker 9 (01:14:22):
What he says, good, you own so many whel well
you get so many wheel.

Speaker 21 (01:14:33):
Now that's heartbreaking, is and some of the comments people
were saying that, you know, to the young man, you
didn't deserve that, you know, you know, if you still
want to be in a little boy's life being mentor
to him, you know, you know that was that's hard.

Speaker 14 (01:14:51):
That's who suffers the little boy because the man he
thought was his father all this time is his uncle.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Is his nephew, right, yes, it's his nephew. You just
shake your head when you hear it's crazy. Yeah, all right,
all right. We'll have more of the Steve.

Speaker 14 (01:15:11):
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Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
It's time now for a round.

Speaker 14 (01:15:20):
And would you rather would you rather propose in front
of a crowd or would you rather proposed privately?

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Junior said be privately?

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
Yeah, I'll go with Bee too. Yeah, she say no people,
I don't yeh, gotta fight everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
Oh that's.

Speaker 9 (01:15:41):
O rain back in my pocket and all this.

Speaker 11 (01:15:46):
You know, I got to get up off my knee
and turned around, figure out which where's the hold in
the crowd? I can.

Speaker 9 (01:15:54):
I gotta take a room and wash my face.

Speaker 18 (01:15:58):
All this man and then the crowd it's like collectively,
oh man, somebody here the crowd.

Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
Yeah, somebody hit me on the back, like they did Rudy,
I probably hang dog.

Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
All right?

Speaker 14 (01:16:20):
Would you rather use a dating app or would you
rather go old school and go on a blind date? B?

Speaker 9 (01:16:27):
Yeah, yeah, because people down on their profile pictures? Do
you who you? Really?

Speaker 19 (01:16:31):
I'd rather just go see it for myself than.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
To and have someone do an emergency call if you
don't like the way they look.

Speaker 9 (01:16:38):
I can walk out the blind dates.

Speaker 11 (01:16:41):
I've actually been on a blind date so bad that
I acted as if.

Speaker 9 (01:16:45):
I was blind.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
Did you do that you could see? And then you wouldn't?

Speaker 11 (01:16:52):
And then as soon as she walked up to the table,
I got him and snap her chill leg off, you gud.

Speaker 9 (01:17:00):
Tapped my way right out that day. Wud nothdn't happen,
I did think.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
As soon as you saw up, he snapping sid down.

Speaker 9 (01:17:15):
As soon as she sat down, I stood snapped the
leg off. I started tapping my ass right off that
restaurant table. Egg wasn't long enough. I had to bear
it over right, kind of little phrase, what are you doing?

Speaker 10 (01:17:32):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (01:17:33):
Who are you?

Speaker 9 (01:17:37):
On the way?

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
You didn't touch nothing on the way because you can
see what you was doing, didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:17:44):
I kept saying this bike, I kept looking for my dog.

Speaker 6 (01:17:51):
Well thing, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Crazy, all right, what you put.

Speaker 8 (01:18:01):
These?

Speaker 11 (01:18:03):
Don't?

Speaker 14 (01:18:06):
Would you rather compete in the summer Olympics or would
you rather compete in a Winter Olympics sports?

Speaker 9 (01:18:12):
What the hell I'm gonna do in the winter sports?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Ice gaming? Like CLU, So, I guess that's summer for
the both of you.

Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:18:30):
Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll
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Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
We'll close out the show right after this.

Speaker 12 (01:18:39):
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Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
All right, Steve, take us home with some closing please.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:18:46):
You know, I wanted to.

Speaker 11 (01:18:50):
Address men oh today and just pay a compliment to men.
I'm talking to men who take the time out to
be dads. If you're a father, that's one thing. If
you're dad, that's a whole another thing. You know, anybody

(01:19:12):
can father a child. You can commit an act of love,
of act of lust and become a father, But it
takes another dude to become a dad. And I just
wanted to take some time out to recognize the dads
out there. You know, moms get a lot of the

(01:19:36):
credit and as they should. I mean, being a mother
is something special. I think we all would agree to
the fact that a woman can have a child and
give birth to a human being. I mean that puts
them in a class of their own. We can't even
begin to compete or compare who we are and what
we do, but we are valuable all the same. And

(01:20:00):
there are men out there who have taken the responsibility
after they become fathers, to become dads. And this tribute
is just to you, just to say thank you for
being dads, for taking the time to honor your commitment.
Understand that it don't always work out with the mother.

(01:20:21):
I do understand that, but it has got to work
out for the children. I'm so happy for the men
who fight through the problems of the relationship to still
maintain a relationship with the child. That's so critically important,

(01:20:43):
it really really is. I thank God for men who
take the responsibility of other fathers' children who have not, cannot,
or wont, for whatever the reason is, take up the
banner of being a dad. Now, a lot of men

(01:21:03):
who have stepped in and become dads and father figures
for children all around, and because simply because their actual
biological father just ain't up to the task for whatever
the reason is. But this ain't slamming nobody. I'm just
saying thank you for the dads who are dads. It

(01:21:24):
has been an honor to be a father and a dad.
And I want every man out there that's being a dad,
that's seeing about their kids in school, that's sending them
text that's checking on them, that's taking them to the park,
that's walking with them, that's holding their little girl's hand,
that's putting their arm around their son and offering them

(01:21:47):
leadership and guidance.

Speaker 9 (01:21:49):
That's going through all the things to help provide.

Speaker 11 (01:21:53):
The necessary tools for this young person to grow up
and feel the security of a man.

Speaker 9 (01:22:01):
It has been an honor for me to be a father.

Speaker 11 (01:22:06):
Yesterday, my daughters were born, Brandy and Carley, and they
grew me up quite a bit. They were twenty I
was twenty five years old when they were born. I
wasn't really equipped for the job fully, but they grew
me up, and ever since then I have tried to
uphold my end of the bargain. I fall in short

(01:22:30):
sometimes I guess along the way, but at the end
of it, I always tried to make good on my
promise to them. I always tried to be the best
I could for them. And you know, everybody makes mistakes
in life. And once again, this ain't a slam on nobody.
I'm just taking out the time to say to the
dads out there, thank y'all for being dads, for putting

(01:22:53):
it down. It is an honor to be a father.
It's a beautiful thing to see a man with his
child playing with the baby walking, They little girl holding
her walking, these boys teaching them, throwing the ball with them.
You ain't got to have money to be a great dad.
Matter of fact, you don't have to have money at all.

(01:23:14):
You got to have love, You got to have some time,
and you got to have heart for it. And it's
a lot of men out there that's got the heart
for it. And I'm appreciative of that because oftentimes men
get a bad rap. But it's a lot of good
men out there. It's a lot of good men that
found a way to take care of their children. It's
a lot of good men out there that have found

(01:23:34):
a way to take care of other men's children that
ain't stepped up to the plate.

Speaker 9 (01:23:39):
Like I said, for whatever the reason. But this ain't
really about them.

Speaker 11 (01:23:43):
This is about the men who have given themselves unselfishly
to children so that they can say, that's my daddy,
that's my dad. I mean, that's got to be a
reassuring feeling for a child to say, I'm going to
tell my daddy. Not that it's gonna get you in trouble,
it's just I got somebody that I think is big

(01:24:05):
and strong. And there's a lot of men out there
that's being their kids hero that maybe your kid think
you better than Superman or Batman. And that's what it's
all about.

Speaker 9 (01:24:17):
Man. You just want somebody to feel that way about you.
So hats off to all.

Speaker 11 (01:24:22):
The men out there that's been being dad's that's been
giving it up, that's taking care of your families, that's
putting it in, that's providing a place to stay, cars, protection, security, love, guidance, discipline.
That's what fatherhood is about. That's what being the dadd
is about. My hats off to all of y'all those

(01:24:45):
red y'all have a great day today. Hey listen, talk
to God. He loved to hear from the from.

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