July 29, 2024 • 85 mins
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Come come out? You think that? Uh huh, I sure will.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
You all listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey, man oh man got a
radio show. Yeah, I do. God so big to me, Man,
I just have to tell you about it. I can't
help it. It's rather obvious to me how big, how
good God is. He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain,
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you know, Man, I wanted to share something with you today.
You know, if you're out there, start your mission today,
Why don't we all decide together better yet? Let's just
kill that cause you don't that just individually? Look you listening,
everybody's got something that's that's on the table that they
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haven't yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start
your mission today? Stop the procrastination now and if you
and if you allow Prassic excuse me. If you allow
procrastination to set in, then that that allows then which
is a weakness, you know, but that allows the devil
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then to just really do his thing, because an idle
mind is the devil's playground. So if you ain't working
on your goals, dreams, aspirations or visions, you just you're
just waking up seeing how today gon go or the
devil he got plenty for it for you to do. See.
But if you get your mind right on your goal
and your focus and your purpose, then you can go
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on about your business. Then when the distraction comes, you
can catch yourself. Now. Don't mean you ain't gonna fall
privy or fall prey to some of your distractions, because
you will, but you will have a goal in mind
and aspiration that makes you go. Hold on, man, I
got to stay focused here because what I really want
while I'm really trying to go the thing that I'm
really after, this new little thing that's being introduced, this
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don't fit into the equation. Man, Let me keep it moving,
or you may step up off the line for a
little while. You know, like I said yesterday, the thing
about God is He's so forgiving that if you get
out of line. He'll hold your place. See that's the
real cool thing. A lot of people do that for
you too. Like I said, if you at the movie theater,
or you at the amusement park and you in the
line and you forget something, if you politely ask the
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person behind you, hey man, I got to run to
my car left something. Whould you hold my place? Most
people say fine, Ye'll go ahead, and when you come back,
they don't have a problem. See your problem is is
you want to get out the line, go do something,
then come back and just get up in the line
further up than you were, or cut somebody. Now you
got a problem because see everybody looking at you now
like hi, woa partner? Where you come from? You know
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the line start back here? But see the thing with
God is God don't do that. God don't say the
line start back here. God holds your place. When you
make a mistake and you fall off the line, God
holds your place. But if you ain't got no dreams, aspiration,
if you ain't got no place, what he holding for you? See,
I mean he got a place for you, but you
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got to come to it. See some people, well here's
what I'm saying, if you got a goal of aspiration
to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
get back to that because God knows where you left off.
Now you may have to accomplish a few more things
since you stopped for a long period of time, but
God know where you left off, you can get back
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on track. I look, man, this dream of being on
TV since I was a kid, and it got off track.
Now it got off track. I just kept it as
one of the dreams. And in some real dog moments
when it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I
was hanging on to is just to hope that one
day it could. But that's what faith is really about.
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Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
But faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping. Man,
Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
Jackson say it just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's
just the hope. I was hanging on a hope. And
I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky
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out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't
gonna ever make it, and all of the facts was
in and everything pointed in the direction you not gonna
make it. You done really messed up this time. Then
I sat there and I just hung on to the hope.
But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a
dream on aspiration or vision or something, when you fall
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off track and you want to go get back in line,
God holds your place. He knew I was off tracking,
out of line, but he said, okay, here's where we stopped.
You wanna be on TV. Now, when you get it
together and you quit tripping, and you come and your
turn to me, I'm gonna hold your place, put you
back in line. Then we're gonna finish the journey. That
took me a lot longer to get here than I
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wanted to. But then it was necessary because I needed
all of them mishaps to happen to me along the way.
So when I got on the radio one day, which
I didn't I see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
That's why I say it every day. See because of
this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
have stories to tell, and I can tell you about
me better I can tell you about anybody. And I
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done been through enough whereas relatable where enough people can
go mad that happened to me. Appreciate you saying that
that's what it was for. See, I get it now.
See at the time, though I didn't like what was
happening to me. At the time, I was really in
total disagreement with God on a lot of stuff he
was pulling off on me. But in essence I was
really pulling it off on myself. But through his grace
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and mercy, he kept me through all of my mistakes,
all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations, all my misfires,
all the times I knowingly stepped out there and did wrong.
He forgave me, he said, because man, if you ever
come to me, I have a plan for you that
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is going to be far and a buld. It will
supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what I did.
I just got sick of me. Goodn't sick of me?
And I turned it over to God. And then God
started working And here I am today. Now He threw
with me. Yet Nope, have I arrived yet? Nope? But
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guess what the journey is cool? And then you know
what I found out, that's kind of what it's like
in life. If you done walked off the cliff in
life and you ain't got no God in your life,
it's like not having a parachute. You step off the
cliff and you just free falling. We all now that
fag gets you closer to the grave, right see, we
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all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
when you step off the cliff and you got God
here a parachute. You still going down, but it's a
nice ride. You guide and you're glide, and you're softly,
you enjoying. You look around, you smiling, You're meeting other
people along the way. You're floating over here to ski
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a little while. You over there at the beach for
a little while. You mess around over here, you get
to go out the country a little bit on your
parachuting and all that, and God just helps you your
descent appear more like a rise and more like a
euphoric fall. Instead of not having no God in your
life and you just walking off that cliff every day,
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free falling. Ain't got no cord, you steady pulling, you
hollering the whole way because you to mess around with
yourself and ain't let God come into your life and
provide a parachute for you. I would rather have a
parachute since I got to jump every day than to
not have one. God has been like a parachute for me.
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Ask me where that came from. I can't tell you,
But like I always say, most good things that happen
in my life that I can't explain is usually Him.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
You're listening.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Morning show.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen. Good morning, boys and girls. Man have
your attention please. Today's show is dedicated to all paltry
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Things like that, oh, and Wingstop. Even though they don't
do four chicken parts, you are in the poetry distribution
bit at. Congratulations to all of you. Today we're dedicating
today's show to all poetry employees of all kinds. Thank you,
Thank you for the joy that you've given up he done.
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Thank you for the motivation. Thank you for the way
I feel sometime when I'm driving down the street and
I see that sign. What it means to me. This
is for the chicken level in you.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, this is for the wing.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
This is for the wing in you, dud dude, this
is father wings.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
This is for the wing in you.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
We'll make a song out of it because that's that's
my soul.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Boy, I know we are authentic soul.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Bro song right up, we go right in it, name it,
sing it, we deep nammersed in sing it.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Don't committed love soul, you would.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Never let it die. No reason to buy a new.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Seaton name it sang it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's deep right there?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
No, no, no, no reason to buy a new Phil
playing albums.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Nothing else.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
They got turntables down, man, more than five little thing
in the middle with the little thing with the look.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Man or I just downloaded Common Nook, Common Doors and Fologe. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
What's your favorite Commodore's?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Jim may sound funny, mane, I just can't man the pain.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
I'm leaving you.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
To my room.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Things to me, girl, You know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I can't damn.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
You see a big store that I bought room, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know Wamies my favorite Commodore song? No fun fun
Maybe just a food stream song. Yeah, but I don't care,
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because I know my hadingness is waiting for me some way.
I'm searching for that seal line prisons that I'll never see.
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I wish the world they come.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Coming up.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Something funny, they.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Coming up.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
You're listening.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Morning show and it's time enough for the nephew to
run that prank. Back, nephew, what you got.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
Let me tell you something. Some of these celebrities are
not up for these pranks. Okay, check this out. This
right here is Keith Sweat.
Speaker 10 (13:54):
Oh hello, I'm trying to reach Manny. Is this Manny Many?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Man the Sweat?
Speaker 10 (14:00):
This man? Hey, this is right? He ain't man Wow?
This what okay? Hey, uh, mister Keith. We got we
got people down here. You're supposed to be here at
that record store, man, right here in Arlam, and we
got people wrapped around the building. You're supposed to be
here sign in these cities, man, But it's been over hour.
These people been standing there waiting on y'all.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (14:18):
Man, I don't know nothing about no record store. And
and number two, I don't know nothing about doing no signing.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
Man.
Speaker 12 (14:24):
Who set this up?
Speaker 10 (14:25):
Man?
Speaker 12 (14:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
I mean the name I was given was Manny? Who
was who was Manny Man?
Speaker 11 (14:30):
My road manager? But he don't set things up?
Speaker 12 (14:32):
Man?
Speaker 11 (14:32):
He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just
handled my stuff on the road. But I was never
told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man.
I mean, normally, was somebody tell me me and them
have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to do.
So I don't know nothing about this, my brother.
Speaker 10 (14:47):
Okay, Well we got to get this taken care of.
We got people wrapped around the building. We got one
hundred people outside the store.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
My brother, I don't know nothing about no signing for real.
Speaker 10 (14:56):
Okay, Well, are you hearing what I'm saying to you?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Man?
Speaker 10 (14:58):
We got people out decided the building waiting for you
to arrive to sign some CITs. Now what I'm supposed
to tell these people?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
I don't know what you're supposed to tell him? Man,
I mean, you know, and it's kind of like you're
raising your voice. Dude, I don't.
Speaker 12 (15:10):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (15:11):
First of all, I don't know even know who you
are calling me like this. I told you man, I
just said nothing up. Man, And you know, I mean,
I don't even know who gave you my number.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
I got this as a contact number. Man, he is
the person I'm supposed to be talking to and missus.
Sweat was supposed to arrive here at twelve noon. We've
been advertising this for the last two weeks.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
I mean, no disrespect to you, but I don't think
you hear me. Man, I don't know nothing about a sign.
And if I knew about a signing, or knew I
had a sign and says it, I wouldn't have to
people sitting around or standing around like that.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
That's not what I do.
Speaker 11 (15:41):
But no one informed me that nothing like this was
going down today.
Speaker 10 (15:45):
You know what I'm saying, So okay, But look, man,
but now that you realize people, are you waiting what
you gonna do? What I'm supposed to tell him?
Speaker 11 (15:52):
Man, there's nowhere in the well I can get down
there and do a signing at this time, late time,
right now. Man, I mean, you don't need to get
so big of that you need you need to try
to try to get yourself down here. First of all,
I mean, you know, what did you just say, y'all?
I think you just called me I'm a name my son.
Speaker 12 (16:09):
Man.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
What did you just say to me?
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Man? No, no, no, I'm saying. I'm saying you need
to try and come on down and sign sign these
see these for these people. Man, these people are here.
They're waiting their line. They've been waiting over an hour
on you.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Now, this this is not don't go good. This is
I'm feeling you and I I understand. Now, I understand
what you're saying to me, but there's no way I
can get down there. Man, you just gonna have to
reschedule it. So we're gonna have to reschedule this. I
apologize for the you know, misunderstanding, but bottom line is
I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 10 (16:36):
Hold on, hold on a second. Listen, this is missus sweat.
He's saying he don't know anything about being here. I'm
telling him we got people all wrapped all around the building.
He don't care.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
Yo, Yo, dude, I just say I didn't hear. I
said there's nothing I could do. I then said it
not just say that. Man, don't put words in my mouth.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
My brother, what do you want me to be?
Speaker 11 (16:55):
All you got to do is reschedule it for another time, man,
that's what you do.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
Hold on, man, I'm talking to my boss.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
I'm trying to figure out again.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
We got people finna get mad man.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
Because you're not here. Okay, man, he needs his man,
he talks, I don't say.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
We don't know nothing about that.
Speaker 12 (17:08):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
I ain't got nothing to do with that.
Speaker 12 (17:09):
Man.
Speaker 11 (17:09):
All I know is that nobody told me about that.
You know, I'll call him and he I don't do
things unless I know where it's coming from.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
I ain't no way you can get your you can
get yourself down.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
All of you keep further off. Man, You don't talk
to me like I'm your child. Man, back up on
what you're saying.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Dude. Hey, man, man, we having a problem. This is
supposed to be one of the biggest days of our
record store, and you you just so calm and collect
like it's not a problem with you.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
What I'm supposed to do? Man, when I need know
nothing about it, I understand it's a problem. It's a
problem because it makes me look like I'm a no show.
But dude, I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about this.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Oh on oh, I want to say, take all his
damn CDs off the shelf, every lad going off, yo, Yo,
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Man.
Speaker 11 (17:48):
You losing your darn mind right now.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
Man.
Speaker 11 (17:50):
I'm not trying to disrespect you dudes, but you really
losing your mind.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Man.
Speaker 11 (17:53):
Now you doing something you ain't got no business though. Man,
I've said, reschedule a situation.
Speaker 10 (17:57):
Man, then tomorrow to day I we reschedule it when
the album drops today.
Speaker 11 (18:01):
Okay, well, well there's nothing I could do about this, dude, nothing.
Who's the way Wait, sounds like you're raising your voice?
O my boys, man, because you now now you disrespect me.
You don't call my phone going off like like like
I'm somebody's child, like I'm your child, dude, and you
don't talk to me like that.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Man, Come on, so you can't stop what you're doing
and bring your butt down here to the record store.
Speaker 11 (18:21):
Ain't want to be what I'm doing. No, no, no, no,
I can't stop what I'm doing.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Man, what you're doing right now, that's so important.
Speaker 13 (18:27):
You can't come man, It ain't none of your business
what I'm doing right now. Dude, I'm saying, I know
I knew nothing about this, man, So I'm not gonna
keep going back and forth with you like like like
I gotta explain to you why I can't. I gotta
start what I'm doing to come down there. I knew
nothing about it. It's not my fault.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
Dude, you need to take this up with somebody who
scheduled this because I didn't schedule it. That's a right
and a wrong way to look right and the wrong
way to do somebody, mister Sweat, O, Man, come on
now you reciting my songs? Man, come on, man, Okay,
no doubt song.
Speaker 10 (18:55):
I'm just gonna go out here and tell everybody in
the line mister Sweat don't want to come okay, and
I'm taking all the damn cs off the show because
you don't want to stand up and be the celebrity
that you're supposed to be.
Speaker 12 (19:07):
Man.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Okay, now you know what, man, You do what you
gotta do. Man, at this point, you do what you
gotta do.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
Man.
Speaker 11 (19:11):
But Yo, who am I talking to anyway?
Speaker 10 (19:14):
En? Man, Rahen Roien, I work here at the store.
Speaker 11 (19:18):
Okay, Well I'll see you, Rahen. You go ahead and
do what you get me to do, and I'll come
and see you.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Dude. What what what what you mean You're gonna see me?
What that means? I'll see you.
Speaker 11 (19:26):
I'll see you. I'll see you. That's what it means.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
I'll see you, okay, because because the bottom line is, man,
Tommy said you was gonna come. He the one said
you was gonna come. Sign Tommy who now you raheen?
Speaker 12 (19:36):
Tommy?
Speaker 11 (19:36):
Who the who the hell is the Tommy.
Speaker 10 (19:38):
Tommy Man nephew Tommy from the Steel Harby in Morning show.
So I got your boy, man?
Speaker 11 (19:46):
You know what? Man? Y'all tripping blood for real? You
you don't even understand what you giving me. You're crazy boys.
I mean, you know what I say, y'all don't have anything.
That's what I knew the album was dropping, man, I said,
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I'm getting them to day. Yeah, I'm good man, I'm
good man. Boy.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
You crazy boy?
Speaker 11 (20:17):
Man, Let me get off this fall man, y'all do
what Jesse boy, you don't even understand I sweat man,
I had to get you dog, look at it.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
You know. I know you got your show, but you
got to tell me what is the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
The morning, the Steve Harvey Morney show Man, Get off
my phone next time?
Speaker 6 (20:36):
What if? What if? Come? Get it?
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Sweat all right, nephew, Thank you? Coming up? Next city
is ask the clo. Our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
is in the building and he's waiting and ready for
your love questions. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. All right, clo, Chief Love Officer, Ceek Harvey.
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You ready, let's go. This one is from Beanie in Nashville.
Beanie says, I'm a thirty six year old bachelor with
no children. I've been dating a little here and a
little there, but women seem to be in to what
a man can do for them financially, and they lose
sight of dating for the purpose of getting married. I
had a relationship for a year with a woman, and
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if I wasn't showing out money for something for her,
she was pouting and saying I didn't care about her.
I don't have a lot of money to splurge like that,
but I don't mind taking care of my girlfriend and
wife someday.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
How can a regular man win like this?
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Come on, Beanie, come on, question no, no, no, stop crying,
dog stop. Come on, man, regular man win all the time.
How does a regular man win by being an exceptional
regular man? That's how you win. See, you'd have bought
into the buying thing because you you're sitting up here
lying that to be the case. What you gotta do.
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You gotta kill them with kindness. You gotta be a
better gentleman, be a bigger, a bigger, a bigger conversationalist.
You gotta provide a lot of stuff that women can't
get from other dudes. Man, anybody can buy somebody something
that ain't the problem beingie. Man, you don't. You gotta
put some more work in relationships is work, and you
gotta be a better You got to your picker, sound
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like it could be off too now a little bit.
What you know your pick? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (22:29):
You know?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Dog, why don't you get into some more conversations before
you get into your relationship? For you're gonna have to
buy somebody, damn swimming pool. The lads already ain't got
that much money, that's what you said. So why don't
you get into some conversations before you get into the relationships.
That's your problem. You diving in head first, whining and
dying and taking people's stuff. And then now how you
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start is how you finish. You can't get it. You
can't change horses in the middle of the stream.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Dog, So out are you saying?
Speaker 12 (22:57):
Is dating?
Speaker 10 (22:58):
No?
Speaker 12 (22:58):
No? No?
Speaker 6 (22:58):
You supposed to marry up.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah you should marry up.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
But dog, you got to come in here with some
you know this is this is how I take care
of a woman. You won't this, Oh, you won't that.
And if she expects you to come in and buy
her a life, then you know we got a little problem.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Thank you, Cla. Yes it is Paula, and Tampa says
Paula and Tampa says, I'm a fifty nine year old
woman and I was dating a seventy year old gentleman
that my daughter introduced me to. We hit it off
and everything was fine, but we've never had sex. He
always says that there was no rush. My daughters and
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I are very close, and my youngest was in town,
so I told her about my new man. She said
her older sister secretly dated him and it was disgusting
for her to hook me up with him. My daughter
denied it. He said he begged my daughter to hook
us up, and nothing indecent happened with her. I don't
know who to believe.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Why would my daughter lie.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
Know?
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Ain't my daughter? I don't understand why you wrote me
without this. You got seventy you old man never had sex,
and then your younger daughter came home and told you
that your other daughter dated Okay, what, well, what's what's happening?
I don't know what to tell you?
Speaker 8 (24:19):
What?
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Yeah, that's I don't know. I don't know why your
younger daughter would come here and talking about she dated him,
and then the man said, nothing inappropriate happen, and then
you and the man ain't had sex?
Speaker 10 (24:28):
What?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
What? Yeah? Everybody?
Speaker 10 (24:33):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What what junior?
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Junior?
Speaker 14 (24:35):
Everybody hanging out at the nursing home.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
It was sound that seventy dude sound good to me.
I don't even feel like it, man, but I do
wake up and stuff be hurting. I don't know how
the hell they started.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
And you really don't act like it, do you?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, I ain't gonna ever a Do you know you're
almost that?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
As you know? I guess my wife used to ask
me all the time, do you realize you fifty now?
Speaker 8 (25:06):
But she just stopped.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Then then she just stopped.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
She said because did not And she told me the
other day she said, you ain't a right I quit ask.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
She gave you.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So, so why should her daughter lie?
Speaker 8 (25:22):
So?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
What are you saying to them?
Speaker 6 (25:23):
I don't know. She ain't saying nothing. I don't care.
I don't know no about this letter.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
I don't know who this dude is.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
The question don't make no sense. Why would she lie?
Who lied?
Speaker 8 (25:34):
By what she's thinking, her daughter is lying. Her younger
daughter is lying to her that her older daughter dated
the guy. I guess she's trying to figure out why
would her daughter lie to her about it?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
You know, y'all too old for this?
Speaker 7 (25:48):
What is he lying?
Speaker 12 (25:49):
Four?
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Nine seventy. I'm not gonna ever tell her lie seventy?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
She's gonna do all right.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
We're gonna move on here.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Uh deal with you.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
You got to deal with your daughters, all right. Christine
and Philly says, I recently married a man that I
met online, and we got married after dating for only
five months. I'm his third wife, so I should have
taken more time to get to know him. Instead, I
ended up married to a man with multiple personalities. One
day he can be really happy and all in love,
(26:23):
and then the next day he might get mad at
me over something petty and lock me out of our bedroom.
He's made me sleep on the couch for the last time,
and I'm ready to call it quits.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
He says.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
This is all part of marriage, and we're still getting
to know each other. Should we see counseling or should
I leave?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
You should house? This ain't counsel It's time to escape.
And you say, got nothing to do with counseling. He'd
have locked you out the bedroom door. This ain't counseling.
His ass need help and you need to get out
for you need some type of help to get out.
This ain't counseling. He has a mental disorder.
Speaker 11 (27:03):
You ain't.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
You ain't got time for that. But with iphold his
schizophrenic something, man, I would suggest you get out. Now.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
Let me ask you this, Steve. Would you say something
to her about marrying a man she met online and
only knew.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
She already know that stupid?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, I ain't got to tell her that, but
she got caught up.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Yeah, who thinks that's a good idea? Right now? He
neither hear or her.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
Yeah all right, yeah, slow down, slow down? All right,
Thank you, Clo, great advice. As always, you're listening.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Morning show. All right, here we go, junior, eure up.
Speaker 14 (27:42):
Hey morning everybody.
Speaker 12 (27:45):
Man.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
Let me just tell the truth right now.
Speaker 15 (27:47):
I just mean, I don't mean this disrepect nobody in there.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I love all y'all, I really do.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
But I was just want to let y'all know something.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Man, truth be told.
Speaker 14 (27:56):
I won't be related to Steve for real?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
What's wrong out?
Speaker 15 (28:00):
No, because I ain't got no money in my family.
You don't I need somebody else besides man money? And
I just found out over vacation, Uncle Steve. Boy, do
you be looking?
Speaker 9 (28:11):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Do you know how much your uncle worth? How much?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
I'm not gonna throw number out that, but I actually know.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
No, I ain't know this, but we've.
Speaker 15 (28:21):
Been working with him every day.
Speaker 14 (28:22):
Y'all so disrespectful?
Speaker 10 (28:26):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You did I google him? What's this man on.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
To treat him different?
Speaker 10 (28:34):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (28:37):
The hell we ain't.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's broke people you treat better than him?
Speaker 14 (28:39):
No, Oh, no, I gotta ain't.
Speaker 15 (28:42):
I swear I never talked to the same No, no,
not long as I know Steve. Ain't hell if you
don't get your broke ass away from me.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
No, No, I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm tired all the pro.
Speaker 15 (28:56):
People I got to be nice to hear Uncle Steve,
and we treat him like he ain't worth nothing.
Speaker 14 (28:59):
This man, it can change our generation.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
We treat him regularly, treat him like I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Want to treat him. Regor I love you if you need.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Me giving him all these props, I'll.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Tell you what.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
He worked more than a hunted me. Did you know
that I that? Did you know he was the highest pain?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Well, I want to.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Saying that I was waiting when he was worked one
hundred dollars?
Speaker 8 (29:23):
Forget that.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
On the ride I was.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
I knew it when he was worth nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
But but but not he a fast everybody, you're not
tripping on you sound like you found out.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
I didn't know he was just rich?
Speaker 15 (29:41):
Yes, oh god, oh do you need your shoes sharing
because you know you're gonna be on TV.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
You're not. We know you're not. You're not. We're not
doing this for him. We're not. Listen and make them work.
And forget that.
Speaker 15 (29:54):
Regular folks got thirty thous hour that reck that this Okay,
y'all quit that. Regular folks, seventeen ninety five, regular people,
I may I take your off that wregled people. Okay,
two hundred million, Yeah it's a little different.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
But let me tell you something. People with two hundred men,
you still have to tell here. You tell I to
stink something that sitting.
Speaker 14 (30:16):
That you do this regular time?
Speaker 15 (30:17):
He don't do nothing you do No, he don't. Okay,
so hew, you need regular you have to sit in
a regular chair. You don't, man, that's about it.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
That stopping, that's it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You don't here. Gon'na drive the car.
Speaker 13 (30:35):
You drive.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
No, Tommy, keep bothering Tommy.
Speaker 12 (30:41):
Drive.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
God said you can say it.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Stop? Just what how did I get up?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
This is union.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
The truth. I won't be walked now.
Speaker 15 (30:56):
If I can go ahead, just start getting paperwork done today.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
Ain't going to be a hobby.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
No, you're not getting in this land. Stop stop, you're
not getting it.
Speaker 15 (31:08):
I'm getting my lips in sides today. I'm getting my
lips healthy today, every day collagen.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So I'm a whole lot different.
Speaker 15 (31:20):
I'm about to put I'm I'm growing a mustache out
and I'm cutting all my hair, and I'm about to burn,
bend my.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Knees some more.
Speaker 15 (31:28):
I'll be mobo legged, you know. I'm just like everybody
need a mini me. Everybody need a mini me.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I can see that lift thing going wrong, and then
you're gonna look ridiculous.
Speaker 15 (31:39):
I'm bleaching myself to get You're gonna send yourself and
say right in the suthing I'm telling.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Okay, well you healthy and you still ain't there, and
I can see I can see one side of that
much taking just one side, just pitch on one.
Speaker 15 (31:54):
Watch me, watch me be just like oh Steve about
Tomorrow'll y'all get on out here with this this man
money Junior.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
After you do all of that, that don't make that
don't make you worth more money? Though.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
The closest image I got, I see the bottom lip,
real thick in the top lift thing.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Yeah, you're gonna mess itself.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Okay, all right, look like this my key.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You ain't going to Jersey. I don't see.
Speaker 14 (32:25):
Nobody said I want to be like j.
Speaker 12 (32:30):
Heard that.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
I used to want to be funny as Jade. I
ain't gonna lie to I first met Jay. He was
my goal. He was my whole goal. I wanted to
be that funny on stage. I really did. I wanted
to be that funny. You want the funniest dudes I
ever met?
Speaker 9 (32:46):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Yeah, I ain't on stage.
Speaker 12 (32:48):
Dog.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
When when the boy ain't gotta go to the bathroom,
he tell you something his hands out there, you're gonna
make your fake what he's been little? Can I tell
you something about me? Junr?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
What's that up?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
I haven't shaved in two weeks? Is it figure up?
It's I know it's full, but it's it's not thicky.
I need about two more weeks. Can you know about
two more weeks? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
George Wallace's mama has the same look. When I saw you,
I'm like, oh geez, I thought it was her.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Isn't he with you?
Speaker 11 (33:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
He is?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Y'all. Don't fight about this.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Now, because I'm telling the truth.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
I'm not lying.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Lies.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
When you lie on somebody, and then when you for
Mother's Day, I gave his mama a weed whacker.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
I said, let me see it.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Really, I hate you?
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Oh God?
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Alright, alright?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Anybody differently?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Yeah, that's what I refuse to fall under.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Those You need to ride.
Speaker 15 (34:09):
Down to the TV show today because I'm going that way.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
You're just giving them around.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
I'll have to.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
All right, we gotta go, we'll be back. You're listening.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Morning show?
Speaker 8 (34:27):
All right, it's time for a round. And would you
rather with the guys?
Speaker 6 (34:31):
All right?
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
Would you rather always say everything on your mind or
never curse again.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
All day? That's my whole goal in life is to
get there. Why I ain't got to care no more?
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Hey, everything everything, My mind.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
I can't wait and and wanna do it in my
last that's comedy special when I ain't got to kill
no more.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
But if you do that, then you can never curse again.
You can never cuss ever?
Speaker 6 (35:11):
What and we said we wanted to do a Yeah,
I want to say.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Everything that's on your mind. But you can't urge, not
an or.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
No.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
You can't do it if you either say everything.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
That's if I say everything that's on my mind. How
you don't think? No, customers, you.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Can't do Would you rather do that or never curse again?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
All right? I'd rather cuss right now on my response
to this?
Speaker 7 (35:39):
Do that you can't you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Can't do that?
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Well, next one?
Speaker 12 (35:44):
All right?
Speaker 8 (35:45):
Would you rather listen to music from the seventies A
uh huh yeah, or listen to music from today that was?
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Well?
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Then give me a you'll take it.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
You'll take a give me a heard the music today?
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Today, I can't do all the South No, no, no no,
Tommy said today.
Speaker 9 (36:09):
And I can listen to Bruno Mars, I can listen
to Anthony Hamilton, I can listen to Charlie Wilson.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
What you're talking about? What's wrong? With today, Beyon say
today what we can't?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
What's wrong with Wilson releases current music today?
Speaker 10 (36:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Today, but you can only listen to the stuff that's
released today. Yeah, I'll take the seventies.
Speaker 14 (36:28):
Seventies Okay, I'm.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
All damn, I can't. All right, I would die without that?
Speaker 8 (36:36):
Would you rather? Would you rather live in Antarctica where
it's cold or be.
Speaker 9 (36:43):
You?
Speaker 14 (36:43):
Definitely be?
Speaker 6 (36:44):
Okay, I have my anger to last.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
I'll be out to that's where I stay at the hospital.
I won't even go. I wouldn't go outside. Just put
me down. I gotta get okay, how it is the desert,
I'm gonna be out.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
I'm gonna work with this. So just Jesus past.
Speaker 8 (37:02):
We have a similar one to this one. Would you
rather go deep sea diving or jumping?
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Changing my side.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
Dives diving, he says, See.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
There is no anything else. Yeah, diving, deep sea diving
or budget jumping. I'm gonna do that bunch. I'm gonna
do that. I ain't fooling with that water, man, I'm
gonna do that bunch.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You're all, yeah, you don't like that water.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
I ain't fooling with the water.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Come on.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Steve introduced Jay It's time for murder another hit.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Ye take a take a fin I know you do,
and we all probably.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Take yes this song, this song is not now, Ladies
and gentlemen, It's time for murder the hits with one
of the best and regretful decisions I've ever made, ladies
and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah, brother, Okay, so you now this is the song
is not thanky.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
The song is not that bad today, but I'm not
I'm not really insulting anyone, am I actually making a dedication.
The song is dedicated to all the side dad's, all
the hot poppers, all the sugar daddies, blended daddy. It's
time for you to step up and help out. And
I took took Eric Kabadu's song I can make you
(38:43):
put your phone down and to say a message to
what you need to do to help out.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Check it out here we go. I can help you
with the school clothes clouds.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
I can have you.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
I can have you.
Speaker 16 (39:05):
I can have you with your school clothes clouds. I
can help you with them school clothes clouds.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I can't have you.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
I can have you.
Speaker 16 (39:16):
I can help you with the school clothes clouds. If
I can get your kids some through shoes shoes, Oh,
I can get him.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
I can get him.
Speaker 17 (39:26):
I can get your kids some through shoes shoes. If
I can get them pen and paper. Oh I can
get him. I can get him.
Speaker 16 (39:37):
I can get them pen and paper. If I can
get your kids backpack. If I get a little bitty
and new school bookies? Now am I getting that cookie?
I can get your kids some bus fall.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Oh I can't need it? If in it, I can
get your kids some bus fans hound. If this goes
out tall and brothers out there, you get that?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Can you help me call?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
You know, especially around back school time?
Speaker 6 (40:11):
Can you help me? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
I can get it if I get it. Simple, I
get it. If I get it, I can get it.
I don't get it. I ain't with it.
Speaker 7 (40:33):
The most time I've ever heard booking.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Sometimes you gotta force the work.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
I can get it if I get it.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, that's right, that's changed. Ain't no robbery that.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Change changing?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Oh? Yeah, I didn't help you with your stool clothing.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
You know, man be dressed too.
Speaker 6 (41:12):
Yeah, there looking just like just like it.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
They always look like who My father Gene like that.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
Know you did. Don't killing man?
Speaker 9 (41:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
No money, you can't be you walk in the living
room calling your daddy.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
I had the girl through that one time, boy pad
of girl through that, have her little boy three years old?
This girl the boy can just say, hey, daddy, I
ain't got no kids. I'm so scared of that man
I got. I got him, never went back and she
(41:58):
was fine too. I ain't got met to help nobody with.
Speaker 8 (42:06):
Coming up next, nephew Tommy's prank phone call will be back.
You're listening hard morning show. Coming up at the top
of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
Strawberry letter for today, subject married and celibate.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
I'm going to go to Kip, but right now it
is a.
Speaker 8 (42:26):
Nephew here with today's prank phone call. What you got, nef,
what you got?
Speaker 6 (42:31):
Can we use your casket? What can we you your cask?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I've never heard.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
Hey, hey, we're going through a little something.
Speaker 9 (42:42):
We go on through a little something, all right, Land,
Can you loan me a cash?
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Get to get on my feet? Okay, let's go care.
Speaker 12 (42:55):
Hello, big how you doing? Are you the are you
the niece of of of uh uh? I think it's
your aunt. Yes, okay, and you know now your aunt
passed away? How many how many years ago?
Speaker 18 (43:15):
Your passed It was about five years ago.
Speaker 12 (43:18):
Okay, listen, I'm over here at the funeral home. Uh my,
my my sister just passed away, and uh, they gave
me your phone number, did you guys? We're going through
a little bit of a situation here, did you guys?
Aren't have you know? Your aunt was a heavyset woman.
Is that right? Yes? Was okay? Now they had to
(43:39):
did they have to put her in a in a
Did they have a build a special casket for her?
Speaker 7 (43:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (43:45):
Okay, that's what we're kind of going through with my sister.
We ordered a special casket for for for my sister,
and uh, I'm assuming this is the same thing that
you guys went through. I called several of her children,
but I weren't able to get in touch with anybody.
But the funeral home actually had your name on file
as well, so they gave me your number where I
(44:06):
will be able to talk to you. Is that is that?
Speaker 10 (44:08):
Okay?
Speaker 18 (44:09):
Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 11 (44:11):
You can speak to me.
Speaker 18 (44:12):
But you know what seems to be a problem.
Speaker 12 (44:14):
Well, listen, the funeral is actually in two days, okay,
and we ordered one of those special caskets, but it
doesn't look like it's going to be in for another week.
So you know, it's almost like we're gonna, we're gonna
we're not gonna have a casket for her, you know,
for the funeral. And you know, like I said, the
(44:35):
funeral home told us about you know that you guys
were the last ones that ordered a casket of that size,
and you know, me and the rest of the family
has been you know, we've been trying to figure out.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
What to do and what to do.
Speaker 12 (44:46):
Do you think it's any way possible we can borrow
the casket that your Aim is in, and then when
the casket comes in that we ordered, we can put
her in that casket and put her back down to
rest like she's always been. Do you think that's hello? Hello?
Speaker 11 (45:08):
You think repeat yourself?
Speaker 18 (45:10):
What exactly are you asking me?
Speaker 12 (45:12):
Well, what I'm saying is, do you think we can
bar your Aim casket because you know, the funerals in
two days and the casket is not going to be
in in order for us to be able to bury
her in a in a casket for you know, to
accommodate her size. That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 18 (45:28):
What kind of this you're talking about?
Speaker 12 (45:31):
First of all, who is this? Okay, No, my name
is Larry. Like I said, my name is Larry. I
got you, I got you guys. Like I said, I
tried to call some of her kids, but nobody ever
picked up. When I called. He had her niece's number
on file.
Speaker 10 (45:46):
To you.
Speaker 12 (45:46):
You are her niece, Vicky, right, yes, I am. Okay,
Well that's what I'm saying. Do you think that maybe
you can talk to the children and see if we
can maybe use that particular casket?
Speaker 18 (45:58):
Oh okay, wait a minute, what the talking about this?
First of all, who is this?
Speaker 12 (46:03):
You?
Speaker 18 (46:04):
You gotta be losing your mind if you think I'm
gonna let you dig up my ani for just to
bury your notes.
Speaker 12 (46:10):
But I understand where you were coming from. But what
I'm trying to say is that we don't have a
casket big enough, and they would they let us know
that you guys were the last ones that had a
casket that you know.
Speaker 10 (46:21):
They gotta do with us.
Speaker 18 (46:22):
That's your true stuff?
Speaker 11 (46:24):
It out?
Speaker 6 (46:25):
Have you?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
No?
Speaker 10 (46:26):
No?
Speaker 12 (46:27):
Well, okay, first of all, what I'm trying to do
is this the family been grieving pretty hard, and I
just wanted to make sure that the funeral will be right.
And it ain't gonna be right.
Speaker 11 (46:35):
And we don't have that.
Speaker 18 (46:37):
We don't bring my family gonna feel dig in my
any up?
Speaker 11 (46:40):
You lost your They don't call me with this.
Speaker 18 (46:43):
Who is the funeral home that gave you my number
to ask me to use the casket so you can
bury your sister?
Speaker 11 (46:51):
Who is the name of that person?
Speaker 12 (46:52):
I can't remember, but it was it was a guy.
The funeral director let me know that you guys had
went through a situation where you have to area your
your your aunt.
Speaker 18 (47:01):
Like I said, I what's your name again?
Speaker 12 (47:05):
My name is Larry. Okay, Larry. This is a This
is a I don't know.
Speaker 18 (47:09):
What you my phone number to call me asking you
just don't can you leave us? They call here asking
me so can they dig up and so they can
bury their sister's foss don't have a cast.
Speaker 11 (47:23):
No, that's your fault.
Speaker 12 (47:26):
No, I understand, it's not your fault. What I'm trying
to say is, would y'all show some sympathy and some
love for what you are family going through because we
don't have a cask like I say my sister, my
sister was was you know whether if the heavens was
a hemish walt.
Speaker 18 (47:39):
Oh you're good.
Speaker 10 (47:40):
You know.
Speaker 18 (47:41):
My condotions go out to you and your family. You
know I'm trying to be as reserved as I can
with this whole situation. But do you understand what kind
of stupid you're asking me right now to actually dig
up my aunt who was armed, who's been in what
off for five years? Because bury your sister?
Speaker 8 (47:59):
Let me.
Speaker 12 (48:03):
Like this, if we use it, you ain't ain't gonna know,
ain't gonna know where you.
Speaker 18 (48:10):
For you to say to me, what a stupid talking
you smoking crack?
Speaker 10 (48:17):
What?
Speaker 12 (48:19):
First of all, you know what I First of all,
I appreciate you trying to work with me, but I
want to say it is you. You don't even have
the authority to make that decision if you give me
one of the numbers to one.
Speaker 10 (48:30):
Of your cousins.
Speaker 18 (48:32):
I was really trying to be nice and be calm.
Speaker 12 (48:35):
But guess what, we're not doing this stupid.
Speaker 18 (48:37):
I'm trying to be nice to you and tell and
trying to help you out, but no, you want me
to get ignorance and act stupid with you. I was
trying to be nice and sympathetic. We're not doing it.
I'm not giving you the number. I've got the authority
to tell you right now. We're not digging up so
you can bury.
Speaker 12 (48:54):
Your sister out. Okay, so so, so so so, that's
just it. I can't talk to now one of that thing.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Now.
Speaker 18 (49:00):
You ain't talking to nobody.
Speaker 10 (49:01):
You're talking to me.
Speaker 12 (49:02):
Okay, I got I got, I got something else I
need to tell you though, I need. I need to
tell you something else. Are you listening?
Speaker 18 (49:08):
Tell me?
Speaker 12 (49:08):
I want to tell you this. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Vicky, your sister Sheila
got me the prank phone call you old? Who is
this again, biggie nigga? This is a nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Sheila got me
(49:30):
to prank phone call you.
Speaker 11 (49:33):
Oh oh, y'all.
Speaker 18 (49:37):
You got me over here worked up. I'm pray too much.
Speaker 12 (49:43):
She ain't got by. I got one more thing to
ask you, baby. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harby Morning
Show for you crazy?
Speaker 6 (49:57):
You know some people.
Speaker 9 (50:00):
You know where's the love? You know, your brother just
want a casket for a couple of days, you.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Know what I'm saying, not willing to share.
Speaker 9 (50:11):
I mean, I just I just don't understand that that
that woman already has been laid the rest, so it's
not like we're messing up her funeral or that.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
Yeah, where's the love?
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Christian man?
Speaker 6 (50:23):
Somebody we got it? What somebody gon whip you really bad?
You're talking about digging or black that's just the lion.
See yeah, see you did that with that other brother
one time when he was talking about digging up. He's said, Man,
I just got these people to stop crying. Last I'm
(50:44):
just trying a casket for a few days. Can you
loan me a casket to like get on my feet?
That's no?
Speaker 14 (50:55):
Are you telling me?
Speaker 9 (50:57):
Buffalo, New York, y'all better get ready to y'all laying
in the cut all right? That is Labor Day weekend.
That is August thirty first at Saturday night at the
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We're doing all white. So once y'all join me and
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Speaker 6 (51:26):
Upon that that's what was on.
Speaker 8 (51:27):
Look all right, thank you, nephew. Up next, it is
a Strawberry Letter subject married and celibate. We'll get into
it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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Speaker 6 (51:59):
Buggel up on tight here. It is a Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 8 (52:02):
Subject married and celibate. Dear Stephen Shirley. For the past
twenty three years, I've been married to the nicest guy
in the world, and I have always tried to be
the perfect wife and mother. In the beginning of our marriage,
our sex life was perfect, but over the past seven
years things have drastically changed. We had sex maybe eight
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times in the whole year I counted them. I don't
think he's cheating because all he does is go to
work and come home. If he goes out, we go
out as a family. I just don't think that he
is that he's interested in sex at all. He is
completely complacent, and I've stopped initiating sex because I get
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tired of him telling me to move all the time. Move,
he comes to be, yes, he comes to bed to
watch TV, and that's how he falls asleep each night.
When I I told him that I need sex regularly,
he told me that sex should not be everything in
a marriage. That shocked me and hurt me to the
core because I'm only forty five years old and sex
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is everything to me. It made me feel inadequate. And
if he's tired of me, and as if he's tired
of me, how does he expect to just stop having
sex with his wife and it will be okay? And
nothing has changed with me physically with me, I am
the same size I was when we got.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Married, and I have aged well.
Speaker 8 (53:32):
I can fight it in my older sisters about my
embarrassing little secret because I needed to know if this
is normal behavior in a marriage. They told me that
it's not normal, and they think my husband is lame
and needs to step up as a man. On the outside,
our marriage looks so perfect, but on the inside, I'm
constantly craving intimacy and sneaking around to have special times
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by myself to fulfill my needs. Can live the rest
of my life in a sexless marriage? How can I
get my husband to see that this is a problem
and we need help? Please advise, Well, you're right, this
is a problem. This is an epic problem. You cannot
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live the rest of your life in a sexless marriage,
and you.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Shouldn't be expected to.
Speaker 8 (54:20):
I mean, you've been married to this man for twenty
three years. You said in the beginning the sex life
was perfect, but over the past seven years it hasn't been.
You can count them on your both hands how many
times you've had it. That's a long time to go,
you know, without sex and the regular I'm not a man, obviously,
(54:41):
I don't know exactly what's going on in your husband's head,
but usually sex is the thing that healthy, red blooded
American men think about the most. I mean, that's what
I've heard. Guys.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yes, guys, okay, thank you. And although you did mate it.
Now this letter makes you think about it.
Speaker 8 (55:03):
Although you didn't say it, Wifey, but I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
I say your husband may have ed.
Speaker 8 (55:11):
I mean, he just might have that erectile dysfunction and
he probably needs to see a doctor. I mean, I
think you need to look into that immediately. I'm definitely,
definitely glad to hear that you haven't changed physically. You
said that in the letter, and please do not blame yourself.
You guys are both in the marriage. This is an
US problem. This is a wee problem. You need to
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go to a doctor and find out what's what's the problem.
You need to I know, I know, I said, we
I know anyway, that's what I think.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Steeve.
Speaker 6 (55:45):
Wow, oh lord, Okay, twenty three years you've been married,
nice guy, try to be the perfect wife. You had
to marriage sex life perfectly. But the past seven years
things happened drastically. We had sex maybe eight times a
whole year.
Speaker 7 (56:04):
That ain't good.
Speaker 6 (56:05):
When they know the number of fellas, that is not good.
When she know the number eight times last year, Oh
we hadn't more six than that. No, we didn't eight
damn time. You know he didn't She don't think he's
cheating because he worked all the time and he comes
straight home. I don't think that he's interested in sex
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at all. He is completely complacent, and I've stopped initiating
sex because I get tired of move telling me to
move all the time. I think he got ed and
I think is messing o. Boy up. Let me go
back over this, y'all. The past seven years they sex
was good, but some stuff happened. We had sex maybe
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eight times the whole year. Like I said, once they
know a number, you were in trouble. She says, she
don't think he's interested in sex at all. He's completely complacent,
and I've started initiating sex. I got moved.
Speaker 7 (57:06):
Girl, gone, girl, gone, what you're doing now?
Speaker 12 (57:12):
Not now?
Speaker 7 (57:14):
Stop touching me?
Speaker 6 (57:17):
Oh yes, damn you wearsome worse or gone?
Speaker 13 (57:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
When I told him when I.
Speaker 6 (57:26):
Need sex regularly, he told me to section not be
everything in the marriage. That's the hell of a state.
That shocked me. It shocked me too, ma'am. I'm reading
a letter, and damn it, I'm shocked. Section not be
everything in the marry.
Speaker 12 (57:41):
Well, what is in that?
Speaker 6 (57:42):
Folk? Then I need all of mind in there. I
know that, I know that's right. Shocked me and it
hurt me to the core because I'm only forty five
and sex is everything to me, makes me feel inadequate.
And if he's and as if he's tired of I
think that might be it. Though I think there's got
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a lot to do with I think after seven years,
people get a little comfortable with each other. And that's
why we have the seven year itch. It's a syndrome
that happens to people at the seven year mark, the
start going to scratch that itch.
Speaker 1 (58:19):
Is he cheating?
Speaker 8 (58:20):
Do you think? She says she doesn't think he is.
But we can get into that when we come back
with part two of your response to today's Strawberry Letters,
subject married and Celibate. We'll be back at twenty three
after the hour right after this you're listening.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
Morning show.
Speaker 8 (58:36):
All right, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry.
Speaker 6 (58:39):
Letter, Married and celibate. Yeah, she's both married, daily has
six eight times. Yeah, she wants him to do more now, well, yeah,
this is a new year.
Speaker 8 (58:52):
Yes, Steve, she said she doesn't think he's cheating.
Speaker 14 (58:55):
Do you think he's cheating?
Speaker 6 (58:57):
She said?
Speaker 8 (58:58):
All he does is go to work, and come home,
and if they do go out, they go out as
a family.
Speaker 6 (59:02):
Well, I don't think he's cheating. I think he might
have e d oh. I think he tired of And
then she says, how does he expect that to just
be okay? To stop having sex with his wife and
it be okay? Nothing has changed with me physically. I'm
the same as I wore, the same size I was
when we got married. Ain't nobody the same side? Well nobody, uh, Steve,
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she said it.
Speaker 8 (59:32):
She's the same size, lying, shir got to be. She's
telling the truth about everything else, but just that she's lying, she.
Speaker 6 (59:41):
Ain't gain no way.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
She said she's the same size because.
Speaker 6 (59:46):
Everybody looking at the mirror and think things.
Speaker 14 (59:48):
Everybody high soon plus twenty.
Speaker 8 (59:54):
But everything else she's telling the truth, but just this
one line she's lying.
Speaker 6 (59:59):
Well, she's lying a couple of times in the letter.
Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Where else.
Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
They told me that it's not normal and they think
my husband is lame. I confided in my older sisters
about my embarrassing little secret because I needed to know
if this was normal behavior and marriage. They told me
that it's not normal, and they think my husband is
lame and needs to step up as a man. On
(01:00:23):
the outside, our marriage looks so perfect, but on the inside,
I'm constantly craving intimacy, sneaking around to have special times
by myself to fulfill my needs. So she going somewhere
by herself to fulfill her needs. And once you tell
it to that to him, he'll crackle right now, that's
(01:00:46):
what it is.
Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
Okay, I'm still stuck on I'm the same size as
I was when we got married, and I have aged.
Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Well, we need to bring in some evidence. What evidence
can she provide?
Speaker 9 (01:01:01):
Yeah, like a picture addressing him.
Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Although I'm taking her at her words.
Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
You got first, shoot, the evidence is in the letter.
Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
Everything else you believe that she said in the letter,
and just this one line on the same size I
was when we got married and I have aged, well.
Speaker 18 (01:01:24):
What.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Age?
Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Well?
Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
What is she gonna do about her husband that's not
interested in having sex with her anymore?
Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
And his ed that's the problem.
Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Well, we're all in agreement on that. I think so too.
So when that happens, see why did why won't he
go to the doctor? I mean and get some bills? Right?
Some men, you guys are men?
Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
Read men?
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Is working. Okay, but what about your fellow man?
Speaker 14 (01:02:04):
I ain't never asked my homeboy dout you. I can't
read that conversation up.
Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
We don't have it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
You want to what nokay?
Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
Jun, I'm dysfunctioning?
Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
What time?
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
When it starts? We don't have it.
Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
Oh, you are so infertile and juvenile. So I mean,
but what advice would you give someone though?
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
That's the issue? Another man? What would you say to
him if you know, if you suspect he has e D.
Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
I mean, would you tell him to go to the
doctor and get some pills or what?
Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
What's you said?
Speaker 8 (01:02:49):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Ain't nothing up?
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Let me okay, so y'all conversation where y'all boys? And
you'd be like yo, man, my old lady ripping. You know,
she even wanted to get busy all the time. I
ain't got the strength of the energy. You gotta have
them kind of man.
Speaker 14 (01:03:07):
Do you know the jokes is about the fire off
in this car?
Speaker 11 (01:03:12):
Man?
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
What you ain't ready for.
Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
Because the mata your ego. Let you admit that if
it just won't let you admit that to another minute?
Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
What if I find out somebody going down there? Bring
me a couple of them, peels back down. Just let
let your boy hold some of them. If you're going
down there to the doctor. Uh huh, yeah, yeah, I
want to come you on what dog? If you're going
downing there telling me seeing you two of them yellow
pills and give.
Speaker 18 (01:03:39):
Me the.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Yellow pill. How do you know what color they are?
Speaker 12 (01:03:44):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (01:03:44):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (01:03:46):
Hey, you know what?
Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
I ain't got nothing. Don you knew what you read
in the Grade White show?
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
So okay, Hey, so we have something here.
Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
She needs to tell her husband to go to the
doctor and get some yellow pills. According to Tommy, do
you know the strength of the prescription?
Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Ten mill of gram?
Speaker 14 (01:04:17):
Wow, you can't ask phylis to help you with situait
like share you can.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Yeah, I'm just learned something on this show.
Speaker 15 (01:04:28):
I definitely have like we'll fight before you get started off,
take your jump a cable and hook them to your
backsize and see you can't.
Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Go on the game why yellow?
Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Try it down yellow?
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
That yellow pills ten milligrams?
Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
All right?
Speaker 6 (01:04:45):
Look, you gotta get out of two hours, brink a
lot of water.
Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
All right?
Speaker 8 (01:04:50):
Got you heard it here on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
We're here for you, Okay, email us their Instagram. That's
your thoughts on today, Strawberry letter at Steve Harvey F
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Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
An Arizona woman who was the birthing partner for her
best friend discovered that her own husband was the father
of her friend's baby after she noticed a rare hereditary
birthmark on the baby girl's neck. It was identical to
the one her husband had. Okay, her husband has the
exact same birthmark.
Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
This is crazy right.
Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
Here, this.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Same birthmark.
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
So no, Sureley, I'm not understanding. No, did she had
a baby for this woman?
Speaker 12 (01:05:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
Well she You know how when you well, you don't
know because you've never had kids, but sometimes, you know,
you have what's called birthing partners. They're with you, they
stand beside you, they're your friends, they're with you in
the delivery all of that.
Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Uh yeah they yeah, not a mid wife, but just somebody.
Speaker 8 (01:05:59):
There, yes, one there.
Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
So at the birth of the baby, the baby come out,
and the baby got this birthmark.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
On her neck, just like just like your husband, my husband. God,
that's great, right.
Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
The mother was twenty eight years old, mother of four, heartbroken,
just heartbroken the birth and friend, I should say, and
she found out that her bestie had slept with her husband.
She was in shop, needless to say, and she said,
when I found out, my friend was standing next to me.
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I looked at her and you could just tell she
couldn't say anything. She just dropped her head and looked
to the floor. And I just knew I couldn't even
process what had happened. It was almost like a stage
of grief. When the shop were off, though, she forgave
her friend, who she called her sneaky friend. And they're
(01:06:57):
still friends. Still stay white, Joe, they're still friends.
Speaker 9 (01:07:04):
Let's not be racist. These are let's just say these
are not black. Let's say that what I'm telling you
people out these are white people. Yes, find out what's
racist about that?
Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
So, but the woman explained the birthmark, I would a
black man would have something to say.
Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Something that don't mean nothing.
Speaker 14 (01:07:28):
They pitched my deck the same white when I came here.
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Yeah, oh you're gonna go with that. That doesn't mean nothing.
That what that means nothing?
Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
But that could be.
Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
In the neck when they being born, going to live.
Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
But she divor.
Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
Nothing.
Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
And she just found out that her husband had been
with at least thirty women he fathered two outside children.
They were only married three years, but you know you
did a lot of damage in those three years.
Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Yeah, that's irrelevant to this case.
Speaker 13 (01:08:08):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Yeah, Steve would beat her behind.
Speaker 7 (01:08:12):
Yeah, come on, whatever, coming.
Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. So here's a question
for you, guys, Steve and Tommy. If you could do
a sport at the Olympics and win the gold, what.
Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
Would it be?
Speaker 8 (01:08:34):
It could be any sport, you could whatever, make up
one something.
Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
You like, whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
What would it be?
Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Sex?
Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
Sex?
Speaker 8 (01:08:44):
They say that's a sport, the hunter of yards.
Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
Sex, something like that. Yeah, how do you do a
hundred yards? I don't just start at the end zone
and just work your weight down there. You get there.
Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
When you get there, a lot of birds on your knees,
a lot of birds, a lot of scrape, a lot
of groaning and moaning, but you're gonna get there.
Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
I have another event too, I'd like to participate in.
I'd probably take a gold medal in dice shooting. There
you go, you know, just being able to go out
there and shoot dice, a gold for our country you know,
I'm not sure where Craps was created, but I know
where it was a damn show perfected. It was in
(01:09:29):
the hood street corners of kicking dice and all this here.
So I like dice shooting. That's one of my events.
Speaker 9 (01:09:37):
And then I had to I'd had to back those
back though that with with Domino cussing Domino sport. You
might not win the game, but it's it's about It's
like Anthony Anderson, MoMA, she probably get.
Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
The call boy. That's that's gonna be our representative for
the Golden Doors is miss Doors. Yeahs oh, I would
like we might as well. Let me see. I think
I would go in there and compete in Uh I
(01:10:19):
think yeah the help Well no not really, I don't
think because I think it's hands down we're gonna win this.
Uh we chicken frying really yeah, chicken fry. I think
I get the gold like we get anybody's mama can
go down there and win that. Yeah. I had a
(01:10:39):
dude f me some chicken one time at a hotel
in Parents. I told them about to look, man, you
need to stop this here. Don't tell nobody else.
Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
This a fry chicken, all right, come on, Tommy, if
you can, you know what, the Olympics, what would it
be win the ghost.
Speaker 9 (01:10:57):
I'd want to do it, certainly, but I think we'll
lose a lot of people with a lot of people
are drowned. But we could do hip hop, synchronize swimming,
and I just think most of my team, most of
my team gonna drown, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
I know that because we don't know, we don't swim
best swimmers.
Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
Yeah, so we all underwater a lot of tk.
Speaker 7 (01:11:19):
Twork.
Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
It would be a good Ah. I think we could
go medal in that. Oh, I think you know what.
Surely stepid steppid would be Olympics.
Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
That would be.
Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
I could just see in Chicago up there and let
them go sweep all rounds.
Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I like it.
Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
I like it.
Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
These are good sports, all right. If you could do
a sport at the Olympics, Timmy and win the gold, Oh,
I gotta do.
Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Ah, keep it clean, nephew.
Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
And that's what I'm gone trying to edit it. We got.
Speaker 9 (01:12:04):
Okay, but nickd skateboard because the skateboard ain't working.
Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
They need some help. It ain't working. I'm not enjoying
the regular skateboard at all. But if you ain't gonna fall,
you ain't gonna fall. If you or if you do
some of them falls in slow motion gonna be good
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cause you really don't know how you look to you
fall nicked? Are you having help? And we're not interested
in that. But here's the event that I think we
could really go home into gold One more hair braiden,
take a golden hair braiden corn rowing Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:12:48):
And don't forget baby hair baby here in yes, baby,
yes Lurnsen shuffle sh let's we'll have more of today's
trending stories and of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at twenty minutes after you're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show.
If you've ever wondered how much a social media influencer
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can earn annually, here's who earned twenty twenty three's top spot.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Hopper.
Speaker 8 (01:13:16):
This is a social media marketing platform determined that Kevin
Hart earned more than twenty eight twenty eight million dollars
in twenty twenty three, followed by Kylie Jenner, Chloe Kardashian,
and Mark Wahlberg, who fall within the fifteen and a
half to seventeen million dollar range. Other top earners are
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artists and athletes like Cardi b j Lo, Lebron, Steph
Curry and The Rock who bring in between six and
ten million. Then there's DJ Khaled, Paris, Hilton Shack, and
Kim Kardashian who bring in a few million annually. So
here's a question. Here's a question, Steve, think about this.
Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Guys.
Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
Do you think social media ads will someday make TV
ads non existence?
Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
It's not no one day, it's happening now. Television has changed, y'all.
A hit show used to be a seven point oh.
A hit show TV show now is a point seven. Wow.
If you get a point seven in prime time, they
happy to have you. It used to be seven point
oh to hit the mark. Now it's a point seven.
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Everything is shifted. Everybody has to have Look, that's why
all the tvnetworks have a dot com, CNN, dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
ABC streaming apps, streaming.
Speaker 6 (01:14:33):
That's why because kid people don't even watch TV like
they used to. Normal people watch TV on their phones.
Speaker 8 (01:14:41):
Yeah, all right, guys, we'll have more of the Seve
Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after
the hour, we will play around, would you rather right
after this you're listening.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Morning show.
Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
All right, it's time for a round of would you
rather with the guys? All right, here we go. Would
you rather always say everything on your mind? Or never
curse again?
Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
All day? That's my whole goal in life is to
get there. Why I ain't got to care no more?
Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Yeah, Hey, everything everything that my mind?
Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
I can't wait and want to do it in my
last comedy special when I ain't got to care no more.
Speaker 8 (01:15:32):
But if you do that, then you can never curse again.
You can never excuse every what.
Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
And we said we wanted to do a Hey, yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
Say everything that's on your mind, but you can't curse,
not a or.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
No, you can't do it.
Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
If you either say.
Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
Everything that's if I say everything that's on my mind,
how you don't think the no customers, you can't do it.
Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
Would you rather do that or never curse again?
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
All right?
Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
I'd rather cuss right now on my response to this?
Speaker 12 (01:16:05):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
You can't you can't do that. Can't do that?
Speaker 14 (01:16:09):
Well, next one?
Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
All right?
Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
Would you rather listen to music from the seventies? Hey,
uh huh yeah or listen to music from today?
Speaker 11 (01:16:20):
That was easy?
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Well, then give me a you'll take it.
Speaker 14 (01:16:24):
You'll take a give me a Have you heard the
music today?
Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
I do today.
Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
I can't do all the summe.
Speaker 9 (01:16:33):
No, no, no, Tommy said today. And I can listen
to Bruno Mars, I can listen to Anthony Hamilton. I
can listen to Jolie Wilson. What you're talking about? What's
wrong with today? Yon say?
Speaker 6 (01:16:44):
Today? What became? What's wrong with?
Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Wilson releases current music today?
Speaker 9 (01:16:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
Today, But you can only listen to the stuff that's
released today. Yeah, I'll take the seventies, seventies? Okay, all damn?
I can't all right? I would die without that?
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Would you rather?
Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
Would you rather live in antarctica where it's cold or desert? Be?
Speaker 14 (01:17:09):
You definitely be?
Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (01:17:15):
I have my side in anguish and last I'll be out.
That's where I stay in the hospital. I won't even go.
I wouldn't go outside.
Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Just put me.
Speaker 14 (01:17:22):
I gotta get talking. How hot it is in the
desk I'm gonna be.
Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
I'm gonna work with such a desert than.
Speaker 8 (01:17:29):
We had a similar one to this one. Would you
rather go deep sea diving or jumping?
Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
Changed? Changing my side.
Speaker 12 (01:17:42):
Dive?
Speaker 7 (01:17:44):
He says, see.
Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
Anything else? Yeah? Diving, jump deep see diving or budget jumping.
I'm gonna do that bungee. I'm gonna do that. I
ain't fooling with that water, man, I'm gonna do that bunch.
Speaker 8 (01:18:03):
Yeah, that water.
Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
I ain't fooling with that water.
Speaker 8 (01:18:06):
Right, Thank you guys. Coming up next, our last break
of the day and some closing remarks from the one
and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening Harvey
Morning Show. All right, here we are, guys, our last
break of the day on this Monday.
Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
It's been a good day.
Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Yeah, yes, really really really Yeah. Great.
Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
Kind of went by kind of quick though, it did,
didn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:18:31):
I wasn't as snappy today as I wanted to be.
I don't know what that. I just wasn't as snappy
as I wanted to be. You better get snappy because
I'm not take my butt to work so again, shit.
Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Off one job and go to another one.
Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
Yeah, at least we got commercial breaks on this job.
You standing in front of that camera. I ain't no
off so you know, uh, let me let me say
this in closing. You know, I want to keep encouraging
people to keep making an effort to make your dreams
come true. Look, I know that life can be tough
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at times, and I know there are times when life
seems like it's completely unfair. But life ain't really fair.
But life ain't really fair for anybody. And what I
mean by it is not fair, the unexpected always happens.
I mean, you know, as prepared as you may be,
you can be setting your plan for your day to
go one way or another way, and then something completely
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happens out of the blue and it seems unfair. Well,
I just want to remind you that that happens to everybody.
That's not just happening to you. Life happens to everybody,
and these sudden surprises they seem so unfair, but that's life.
The counter that you have for the unexpected is if
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you are a believer, if you can work yourself up
to become a person of faith, if you can form
a relationship with your creator. The thing that will help
you get through all of that is the realization that
even though the unthinkable has happened, even though this unforeseen
circumstance has popped up, this unexplainable moment, just the fact
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of knowing that God is with me no matter what happens.
He is a very present help for me and the
good times, in the bad times, when it's sunny, when
it's raining, when it's thunderstorming, when the waves is real high.
When your ship gets turned over, it can get righted again.
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You know, I want you to understand. Stop warning everything
to be smooth for yourself. That's not realistic, y'all. That's
not what life is. If life was smooth for us
all the time, we would have no level of appreciation.
We would have no need for faith, we would have
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no relationship with God. I promise you we wouldn't. If
everything was level and smooth, there would be no flow
to life.
Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
You wouldn't even have real emotions.
Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
If it stayed smooth all the time, you would have
no appreciation for sunny days because if the sun shined
every day, because we are human, all of us, we
would just get accustomed to it and we would just
go about thinking, oh, well, this is how it's supposed
to go.
Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
But God treats the weather just like life.
Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
It has its sunny days, it has its partly cloudy days,
it has its days when there's thunderstorm it, it has
its days where it's windy outside have his days where
it's just great. Then it has some days where it's
just perfectly beautiful weather. And then just like life, the weather,
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it has seasons to it. You have a season whereas
it just seems like for a period of time you're
just out here tall and working, and then you seems
like there's a period of time where it might seem
like all your crops is dead, it ain't nothing coming
out the ground. And then you'll have seasons in your
life where you're just harvesting the fruit and the manner
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and the crops are coming all in. That's life, and
God gives us these examples of life, all through nature
and everything. When the leaves turn brown in orange, how
beautiful they can be. But if some people, if you
don't see the beauty of the orange and the scarlets
and the red and the oranges of the leaves, then
you miss the beauty of fall. If you just sitting
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there going, oh, whoa Lord, it's finn to be winter now,
you spend the whole beautiful fall worried about when winter comes.
When winter come and that beautiful snow is coming out
the sky and you're able to go snowboarding and skiing
and sliding and making snow cream and making ice ice milk,
and making snow men and making angels and stuff. You
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missed the beauty of winter. Fix your mind, y'all. This
is life. Life has all these Evin flows, and we
all wake and alive to partake of all these Evin flows.
And it's a beautiful thing to be able to partake
of life with all its ups.
Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
And downs, Sunny days, rainy days. What you need rain
for flowers to go. It's like God's word. It's just
like the rain.
Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
God does not send rain and snow to earth without
it returning something. You know what I mean. When the
rain falls from the.
Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
Sky, it returns flowers.
Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
When the rain falls from the sky, it returns greenery
and trees. It returns It supplies nourishment for seeds. That's
when rain on. When God gives his word. God don't
give you his word without a return. Open your mind
to God's word, man, It has a return value to it, y'all.
(01:24:14):
Get into a Get into your faith and understand what
God is saying to you. Don't let nobody fool you
with all this Illuminati conversation and all this foolishness. Right here,
God is real, man, God is very, very real. He's
the truth of the matter. Sit up here and let
these people talk you into some oakie dope that ain't real.
(01:24:35):
God is real, man. That Bible been around system, you
don't even know what it wasn't around. Every word in it.
Check it truth, Check it because it's truth. Get into
your faith, y'all. God loves you, man, it'd be the
best thing for you. Talk to God. He loved him
for me. If you don't have faith, ask God for son.
(01:24:56):
Do that today.
Speaker 10 (01:24:57):
Have a go.
Speaker 8 (01:25:08):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
So given a.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Black a million bus busy.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Listen to me show, don't joy?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, Joy, you gotta do turn you turn, you.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Gotta turn.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
You got to turn the mouth turn.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You probably got to turn mouth, turn out, turn the money.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Come come out? You think that? Uh huh, I sure will.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
You all listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey, man oh man got a
radio show. Yeah, I do. God so big to me, Man,
I just have to tell you about it. I can't
help it. It's rather obvious to me how big, how
good God is. He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain,
(02:27):
you know, Man, I wanted to share something with you today.
You know, if you're out there, start your mission today,
Why don't we all decide together better yet? Let's just
kill that cause you don't that just individually? Look you listening,
everybody's got something that's that's on the table that they
(02:49):
haven't yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start
your mission today? Stop the procrastination now and if you
and if you allow Prassic excuse me. If you allow
procrastination to set in, then that that allows then which
is a weakness, you know, but that allows the devil
(03:10):
then to just really do his thing, because an idle
mind is the devil's playground. So if you ain't working
on your goals, dreams, aspirations or visions, you just you're
just waking up seeing how today gon go or the
devil he got plenty for it for you to do. See.
But if you get your mind right on your goal
and your focus and your purpose, then you can go
(03:30):
on about your business. Then when the distraction comes, you
can catch yourself. Now. Don't mean you ain't gonna fall
privy or fall prey to some of your distractions, because
you will, but you will have a goal in mind
and aspiration that makes you go. Hold on, man, I
got to stay focused here because what I really want
while I'm really trying to go the thing that I'm
really after, this new little thing that's being introduced, this
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don't fit into the equation. Man, Let me keep it moving,
or you may step up off the line for a
little while. You know, like I said yesterday, the thing
about God is He's so forgiving that if you get
out of line. He'll hold your place. See that's the
real cool thing. A lot of people do that for
you too. Like I said, if you at the movie theater,
or you at the amusement park and you in the
line and you forget something, if you politely ask the
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person behind you, hey man, I got to run to
my car left something. Whould you hold my place? Most
people say fine, Ye'll go ahead, and when you come back,
they don't have a problem. See your problem is is
you want to get out the line, go do something,
then come back and just get up in the line
further up than you were, or cut somebody. Now you
got a problem because see everybody looking at you now
like hi, woa partner? Where you come from? You know
(04:38):
the line start back here? But see the thing with
God is God don't do that. God don't say the
line start back here. God holds your place. When you
make a mistake and you fall off the line, God
holds your place. But if you ain't got no dreams, aspiration,
if you ain't got no place, what he holding for you? See,
I mean he got a place for you, but you
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got to come to it. See some people, well here's
what I'm saying, if you got a goal of aspiration
to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
get back to that because God knows where you left off.
Now you may have to accomplish a few more things
since you stopped for a long period of time, but
God know where you left off, you can get back
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on track. I look, man, this dream of being on
TV since I was a kid, and it got off track.
Now it got off track. I just kept it as
one of the dreams. And in some real dog moments
when it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I
was hanging on to is just to hope that one
day it could. But that's what faith is really about.
(05:45):
Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
But faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping. Man,
Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
Jackson say it just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's
just the hope. I was hanging on a hope. And
I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky
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out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't
gonna ever make it, and all of the facts was
in and everything pointed in the direction you not gonna
make it. You done really messed up this time. Then
I sat there and I just hung on to the hope.
But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a
dream on aspiration or vision or something, when you fall
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off track and you want to go get back in line,
God holds your place. He knew I was off tracking,
out of line, but he said, okay, here's where we stopped.
You wanna be on TV. Now, when you get it
together and you quit tripping, and you come and your
turn to me, I'm gonna hold your place, put you
back in line. Then we're gonna finish the journey. That
took me a lot longer to get here than I
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wanted to. But then it was necessary because I needed
all of them mishaps to happen to me along the way.
So when I got on the radio one day, which
I didn't I see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
That's why I say it every day. See because of
this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
have stories to tell, and I can tell you about
me better I can tell you about anybody. And I
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done been through enough whereas relatable where enough people can
go mad that happened to me. Appreciate you saying that
that's what it was for. See, I get it now.
See at the time, though I didn't like what was
happening to me. At the time, I was really in
total disagreement with God on a lot of stuff he
was pulling off on me. But in essence I was
really pulling it off on myself. But through his grace
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and mercy, he kept me through all of my mistakes,
all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations, all my misfires,
all the times I knowingly stepped out there and did wrong.
He forgave me, he said, because man, if you ever
come to me, I have a plan for you that
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is going to be far and a buld. It will
supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what I did.
I just got sick of me. Goodn't sick of me?
And I turned it over to God. And then God
started working And here I am today. Now He threw
with me. Yet Nope, have I arrived yet? Nope? But
(08:20):
guess what the journey is cool? And then you know
what I found out, that's kind of what it's like
in life. If you done walked off the cliff in
life and you ain't got no God in your life,
it's like not having a parachute. You step off the
cliff and you just free falling. We all now that
fag gets you closer to the grave, right see, we
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all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
when you step off the cliff and you got God
here a parachute. You still going down, but it's a
nice ride. You guide and you're glide, and you're softly,
you enjoying. You look around, you smiling, You're meeting other
people along the way. You're floating over here to ski
(09:05):
a little while. You over there at the beach for
a little while. You mess around over here, you get
to go out the country a little bit on your
parachuting and all that, and God just helps you your
descent appear more like a rise and more like a
euphoric fall. Instead of not having no God in your
life and you just walking off that cliff every day,
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free falling. Ain't got no cord, you steady pulling, you
hollering the whole way because you to mess around with
yourself and ain't let God come into your life and
provide a parachute for you. I would rather have a
parachute since I got to jump every day than to
not have one. God has been like a parachute for me.
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Ask me where that came from. I can't tell you,
But like I always say, most good things that happen
in my life that I can't explain is usually Him.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
You're listening.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Morning show.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen. Good morning, boys and girls. Man have
your attention please. Today's show is dedicated to all paltry
employee churches, KFC, Popeye, El Loco and Tropical Delight That's Florida.
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Things like that, oh, and Wingstop. Even though they don't
do four chicken parts, you are in the poetry distribution
bit at. Congratulations to all of you. Today we're dedicating
today's show to all poetry employees of all kinds. Thank you,
Thank you for the joy that you've given up he done.
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Thank you for the motivation. Thank you for the way
I feel sometime when I'm driving down the street and
I see that sign. What it means to me. This
is for the chicken level in you.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, this is for the wing.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
This is for the wing in you, dud dude, this
is father wings.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
This is for the wing in you.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
We'll make a song out of it because that's that's
my soul.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Boy, I know we are authentic soul.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Bro song right up, we go right in it, name it,
sing it, we deep nammersed in sing it.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Don't committed love soul, you would.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Never let it die. No reason to buy a new.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Seaton name it sang it.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's deep right there?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
No, no, no, no reason to buy a new Phil
playing albums.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Nothing else.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
They got turntables down, man, more than five little thing
in the middle with the little thing with the look.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Man or I just downloaded Common Nook, Common Doors and Fologe. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
What's your favorite Commodore's?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Jim may sound funny, mane, I just can't man the pain.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
I'm leaving you.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
To my room.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Things to me, girl, You know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I can't damn.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
You see a big store that I bought room, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know Wamies my favorite Commodore song? No fun fun
Maybe just a food stream song. Yeah, but I don't care,
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because I know my hadingness is waiting for me some way.
I'm searching for that seal line prisons that I'll never see.
(13:27):
I wish the world they come.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Coming up.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Something funny, they.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Coming up.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
You're listening.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Morning show and it's time enough for the nephew to
run that prank. Back, nephew, what you got.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
Let me tell you something. Some of these celebrities are
not up for these pranks. Okay, check this out. This
right here is Keith Sweat.
Speaker 10 (13:54):
Oh hello, I'm trying to reach Manny. Is this Manny Many?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Man the Sweat?
Speaker 10 (14:00):
This man? Hey, this is right? He ain't man Wow?
This what okay? Hey, uh, mister Keith. We got we
got people down here. You're supposed to be here at
that record store, man, right here in Arlam, and we
got people wrapped around the building. You're supposed to be
here sign in these cities, man, But it's been over hour.
These people been standing there waiting on y'all.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (14:18):
Man, I don't know nothing about no record store. And
and number two, I don't know nothing about doing no signing.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
Man.
Speaker 12 (14:24):
Who set this up?
Speaker 10 (14:25):
Man?
Speaker 12 (14:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
I mean the name I was given was Manny? Who
was who was Manny Man?
Speaker 11 (14:30):
My road manager? But he don't set things up?
Speaker 12 (14:32):
Man?
Speaker 11 (14:32):
He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just
handled my stuff on the road. But I was never
told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man.
I mean, normally, was somebody tell me me and them
have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to do.
So I don't know nothing about this, my brother.
Speaker 10 (14:47):
Okay, Well we got to get this taken care of.
We got people wrapped around the building. We got one
hundred people outside the store.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
My brother, I don't know nothing about no signing for real.
Speaker 10 (14:56):
Okay, Well, are you hearing what I'm saying to you?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Man?
Speaker 10 (14:58):
We got people out decided the building waiting for you
to arrive to sign some CITs. Now what I'm supposed
to tell these people?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
I don't know what you're supposed to tell him? Man,
I mean, you know, and it's kind of like you're
raising your voice. Dude, I don't.
Speaker 12 (15:10):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (15:11):
First of all, I don't know even know who you
are calling me like this. I told you man, I
just said nothing up. Man, And you know, I mean,
I don't even know who gave you my number.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
I got this as a contact number. Man, he is
the person I'm supposed to be talking to and missus.
Sweat was supposed to arrive here at twelve noon. We've
been advertising this for the last two weeks.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
I mean, no disrespect to you, but I don't think
you hear me. Man, I don't know nothing about a sign.
And if I knew about a signing, or knew I
had a sign and says it, I wouldn't have to
people sitting around or standing around like that.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
That's not what I do.
Speaker 11 (15:41):
But no one informed me that nothing like this was
going down today.
Speaker 10 (15:45):
You know what I'm saying, So okay, But look, man,
but now that you realize people, are you waiting what
you gonna do? What I'm supposed to tell him?
Speaker 11 (15:52):
Man, there's nowhere in the well I can get down
there and do a signing at this time, late time,
right now. Man, I mean, you don't need to get
so big of that you need you need to try
to try to get yourself down here. First of all,
I mean, you know, what did you just say, y'all?
I think you just called me I'm a name my son.
Speaker 12 (16:09):
Man.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
What did you just say to me?
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Man? No, no, no, I'm saying. I'm saying you need
to try and come on down and sign sign these
see these for these people. Man, these people are here.
They're waiting their line. They've been waiting over an hour
on you.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Now, this this is not don't go good. This is
I'm feeling you and I I understand. Now, I understand
what you're saying to me, but there's no way I
can get down there. Man, you just gonna have to
reschedule it. So we're gonna have to reschedule this. I
apologize for the you know, misunderstanding, but bottom line is
I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 10 (16:36):
Hold on, hold on a second. Listen, this is missus sweat.
He's saying he don't know anything about being here. I'm
telling him we got people all wrapped all around the building.
He don't care.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
Yo, Yo, dude, I just say I didn't hear. I
said there's nothing I could do. I then said it
not just say that. Man, don't put words in my mouth.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
My brother, what do you want me to be?
Speaker 11 (16:55):
All you got to do is reschedule it for another time, man,
that's what you do.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
Hold on, man, I'm talking to my boss.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
I'm trying to figure out again.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
We got people finna get mad man.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
Because you're not here. Okay, man, he needs his man,
he talks, I don't say.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
We don't know nothing about that.
Speaker 12 (17:08):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
I ain't got nothing to do with that.
Speaker 12 (17:09):
Man.
Speaker 11 (17:09):
All I know is that nobody told me about that.
You know, I'll call him and he I don't do
things unless I know where it's coming from.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
I ain't no way you can get your you can
get yourself down.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
All of you keep further off. Man, You don't talk
to me like I'm your child. Man, back up on
what you're saying.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Dude. Hey, man, man, we having a problem. This is
supposed to be one of the biggest days of our
record store, and you you just so calm and collect
like it's not a problem with you.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
What I'm supposed to do? Man, when I need know
nothing about it, I understand it's a problem. It's a
problem because it makes me look like I'm a no show.
But dude, I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about this.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Oh on oh, I want to say, take all his
damn CDs off the shelf, every lad going off, yo, Yo,
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Man.
Speaker 11 (17:48):
You losing your darn mind right now.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
Man.
Speaker 11 (17:50):
I'm not trying to disrespect you dudes, but you really
losing your mind.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Man.
Speaker 11 (17:53):
Now you doing something you ain't got no business though. Man,
I've said, reschedule a situation.
Speaker 10 (17:57):
Man, then tomorrow to day I we reschedule it when
the album drops today.
Speaker 11 (18:01):
Okay, well, well there's nothing I could do about this, dude, nothing.
Who's the way Wait, sounds like you're raising your voice?
O my boys, man, because you now now you disrespect me.
You don't call my phone going off like like like
I'm somebody's child, like I'm your child, dude, and you
don't talk to me like that.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Man, Come on, so you can't stop what you're doing
and bring your butt down here to the record store.
Speaker 11 (18:21):
Ain't want to be what I'm doing. No, no, no, no,
I can't stop what I'm doing.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Man, what you're doing right now, that's so important.
Speaker 13 (18:27):
You can't come man, It ain't none of your business
what I'm doing right now. Dude, I'm saying, I know
I knew nothing about this, man, So I'm not gonna
keep going back and forth with you like like like
I gotta explain to you why I can't. I gotta
start what I'm doing to come down there. I knew
nothing about it. It's not my fault.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
Dude, you need to take this up with somebody who
scheduled this because I didn't schedule it. That's a right
and a wrong way to look right and the wrong
way to do somebody, mister Sweat, O, Man, come on
now you reciting my songs? Man, come on, man, Okay,
no doubt song.
Speaker 10 (18:55):
I'm just gonna go out here and tell everybody in
the line mister Sweat don't want to come okay, and
I'm taking all the damn cs off the show because
you don't want to stand up and be the celebrity
that you're supposed to be.
Speaker 12 (19:07):
Man.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Okay, now you know what, man, You do what you
gotta do. Man, at this point, you do what you
gotta do.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
Man.
Speaker 11 (19:11):
But Yo, who am I talking to anyway?
Speaker 10 (19:14):
En? Man, Rahen Roien, I work here at the store.
Speaker 11 (19:18):
Okay, Well I'll see you, Rahen. You go ahead and
do what you get me to do, and I'll come
and see you.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Dude. What what what what you mean You're gonna see me?
What that means? I'll see you.
Speaker 11 (19:26):
I'll see you. I'll see you. That's what it means.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
I'll see you, okay, because because the bottom line is, man,
Tommy said you was gonna come. He the one said
you was gonna come. Sign Tommy who now you raheen?
Speaker 12 (19:36):
Tommy?
Speaker 11 (19:36):
Who the who the hell is the Tommy.
Speaker 10 (19:38):
Tommy Man nephew Tommy from the Steel Harby in Morning show.
So I got your boy, man?
Speaker 11 (19:46):
You know what? Man? Y'all tripping blood for real? You
you don't even understand what you giving me. You're crazy boys.
I mean, you know what I say, y'all don't have anything.
That's what I knew the album was dropping, man, I said,
(20:09):
I'm getting them to day. Yeah, I'm good man, I'm
good man. Boy.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
You crazy boy?
Speaker 11 (20:17):
Man, Let me get off this fall man, y'all do
what Jesse boy, you don't even understand I sweat man,
I had to get you dog, look at it.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
You know. I know you got your show, but you
got to tell me what is the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
The morning, the Steve Harvey Morney show Man, Get off
my phone next time?
Speaker 6 (20:36):
What if? What if? Come? Get it?
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Sweat all right, nephew, Thank you? Coming up? Next city
is ask the clo. Our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
is in the building and he's waiting and ready for
your love questions. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show. All right, clo, Chief Love Officer, Ceek Harvey.
(21:03):
You ready, let's go. This one is from Beanie in Nashville.
Beanie says, I'm a thirty six year old bachelor with
no children. I've been dating a little here and a
little there, but women seem to be in to what
a man can do for them financially, and they lose
sight of dating for the purpose of getting married. I
had a relationship for a year with a woman, and
(21:25):
if I wasn't showing out money for something for her,
she was pouting and saying I didn't care about her.
I don't have a lot of money to splurge like that,
but I don't mind taking care of my girlfriend and
wife someday.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
How can a regular man win like this?
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Come on, Beanie, come on, question no, no, no, stop crying,
dog stop. Come on, man, regular man win all the time.
How does a regular man win by being an exceptional
regular man? That's how you win. See, you'd have bought
into the buying thing because you you're sitting up here
lying that to be the case. What you gotta do.
(22:03):
You gotta kill them with kindness. You gotta be a
better gentleman, be a bigger, a bigger, a bigger conversationalist.
You gotta provide a lot of stuff that women can't
get from other dudes. Man, anybody can buy somebody something
that ain't the problem beingie. Man, you don't. You gotta
put some more work in relationships is work, and you
gotta be a better You got to your picker, sound
(22:24):
like it could be off too now a little bit.
What you know your pick? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (22:29):
You know?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Dog, why don't you get into some more conversations before
you get into your relationship? For you're gonna have to
buy somebody, damn swimming pool. The lads already ain't got
that much money, that's what you said. So why don't
you get into some conversations before you get into the relationships.
That's your problem. You diving in head first, whining and
dying and taking people's stuff. And then now how you
(22:50):
start is how you finish. You can't get it. You
can't change horses in the middle of the stream.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Dog, So out are you saying?
Speaker 12 (22:57):
Is dating?
Speaker 10 (22:58):
No?
Speaker 12 (22:58):
No? No?
Speaker 6 (22:58):
You supposed to marry up.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah you should marry up.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
But dog, you got to come in here with some
you know this is this is how I take care
of a woman. You won't this, Oh, you won't that.
And if she expects you to come in and buy
her a life, then you know we got a little problem.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Thank you, Cla. Yes it is Paula, and Tampa says
Paula and Tampa says, I'm a fifty nine year old
woman and I was dating a seventy year old gentleman
that my daughter introduced me to. We hit it off
and everything was fine, but we've never had sex. He
always says that there was no rush. My daughters and
(23:37):
I are very close, and my youngest was in town,
so I told her about my new man. She said
her older sister secretly dated him and it was disgusting
for her to hook me up with him. My daughter
denied it. He said he begged my daughter to hook
us up, and nothing indecent happened with her. I don't
know who to believe.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Why would my daughter lie.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
Know?
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Ain't my daughter? I don't understand why you wrote me
without this. You got seventy you old man never had sex,
and then your younger daughter came home and told you
that your other daughter dated Okay, what, well, what's what's happening?
I don't know what to tell you?
Speaker 8 (24:19):
What?
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Yeah, that's I don't know. I don't know why your
younger daughter would come here and talking about she dated him,
and then the man said, nothing inappropriate happen, and then
you and the man ain't had sex?
Speaker 10 (24:28):
What?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
What? Yeah? Everybody?
Speaker 10 (24:33):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What what junior?
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Junior?
Speaker 14 (24:35):
Everybody hanging out at the nursing home.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
It was sound that seventy dude sound good to me.
I don't even feel like it, man, but I do
wake up and stuff be hurting. I don't know how
the hell they started.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
And you really don't act like it, do you?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, I ain't gonna ever a Do you know you're
almost that?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
As you know? I guess my wife used to ask
me all the time, do you realize you fifty now?
Speaker 8 (25:06):
But she just stopped.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Then then she just stopped.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
She said because did not And she told me the
other day she said, you ain't a right I quit ask.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
She gave you.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So, so why should her daughter lie?
Speaker 8 (25:22):
So?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
What are you saying to them?
Speaker 6 (25:23):
I don't know. She ain't saying nothing. I don't care.
I don't know no about this letter.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
I don't know who this dude is.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
The question don't make no sense. Why would she lie?
Who lied?
Speaker 8 (25:34):
By what she's thinking, her daughter is lying. Her younger
daughter is lying to her that her older daughter dated
the guy. I guess she's trying to figure out why
would her daughter lie to her about it?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
You know, y'all too old for this?
Speaker 7 (25:48):
What is he lying?
Speaker 12 (25:49):
Four?
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Nine seventy. I'm not gonna ever tell her lie seventy?
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
She's gonna do all right.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
We're gonna move on here.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Uh deal with you.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
You got to deal with your daughters, all right. Christine
and Philly says, I recently married a man that I
met online, and we got married after dating for only
five months. I'm his third wife, so I should have
taken more time to get to know him. Instead, I
ended up married to a man with multiple personalities. One
day he can be really happy and all in love,
(26:23):
and then the next day he might get mad at
me over something petty and lock me out of our bedroom.
He's made me sleep on the couch for the last time,
and I'm ready to call it quits.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
He says.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
This is all part of marriage, and we're still getting
to know each other. Should we see counseling or should
I leave?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
You should house? This ain't counsel It's time to escape.
And you say, got nothing to do with counseling. He'd
have locked you out the bedroom door. This ain't counseling.
His ass need help and you need to get out
for you need some type of help to get out.
This ain't counseling. He has a mental disorder.
Speaker 11 (27:03):
You ain't.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
You ain't got time for that. But with iphold his
schizophrenic something, man, I would suggest you get out. Now.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
Let me ask you this, Steve. Would you say something
to her about marrying a man she met online and
only knew.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
She already know that stupid?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, I ain't got to tell her that, but
she got caught up.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Yeah, who thinks that's a good idea? Right now? He
neither hear or her.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
Yeah all right, yeah, slow down, slow down? All right,
Thank you, Clo, great advice. As always, you're listening.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Morning show. All right, here we go, junior, eure up.
Speaker 14 (27:42):
Hey morning everybody.
Speaker 12 (27:45):
Man.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
Let me just tell the truth right now.
Speaker 15 (27:47):
I just mean, I don't mean this disrepect nobody in there.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I love all y'all, I really do.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
But I was just want to let y'all know something.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Man, truth be told.
Speaker 14 (27:56):
I won't be related to Steve for real?
Speaker 6 (27:59):
What's wrong out?
Speaker 15 (28:00):
No, because I ain't got no money in my family.
You don't I need somebody else besides man money? And
I just found out over vacation, Uncle Steve. Boy, do
you be looking?
Speaker 9 (28:11):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Do you know how much your uncle worth? How much?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
I'm not gonna throw number out that, but I actually know.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
No, I ain't know this, but we've.
Speaker 15 (28:21):
Been working with him every day.
Speaker 14 (28:22):
Y'all so disrespectful?
Speaker 10 (28:26):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You did I google him? What's this man on.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
To treat him different?
Speaker 10 (28:34):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (28:37):
The hell we ain't.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's broke people you treat better than him?
Speaker 14 (28:39):
No, Oh, no, I gotta ain't.
Speaker 15 (28:42):
I swear I never talked to the same No, no,
not long as I know Steve. Ain't hell if you
don't get your broke ass away from me.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
No, No, I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm tired all the pro.
Speaker 15 (28:56):
People I got to be nice to hear Uncle Steve,
and we treat him like he ain't worth nothing.
Speaker 14 (28:59):
This man, it can change our generation.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
We treat him regularly, treat him like I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Want to treat him. Regor I love you if you need.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Me giving him all these props, I'll.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Tell you what.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
He worked more than a hunted me. Did you know
that I that? Did you know he was the highest pain?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Well, I want to.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Saying that I was waiting when he was worked one
hundred dollars?
Speaker 8 (29:23):
Forget that.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
On the ride I was.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
I knew it when he was worth nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
But but but not he a fast everybody, you're not
tripping on you sound like you found out.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
I didn't know he was just rich?
Speaker 15 (29:41):
Yes, oh god, oh do you need your shoes sharing
because you know you're gonna be on TV.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
You're not. We know you're not. You're not. We're not
doing this for him. We're not. Listen and make them work.
And forget that.
Speaker 15 (29:54):
Regular folks got thirty thous hour that reck that this Okay,
y'all quit that. Regular folks, seventeen ninety five, regular people,
I may I take your off that wregled people. Okay,
two hundred million, Yeah it's a little different.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
But let me tell you something. People with two hundred men,
you still have to tell here. You tell I to
stink something that sitting.
Speaker 14 (30:16):
That you do this regular time?
Speaker 15 (30:17):
He don't do nothing you do No, he don't. Okay,
so hew, you need regular you have to sit in
a regular chair. You don't, man, that's about it.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
That stopping, that's it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You don't here. Gon'na drive the car.
Speaker 13 (30:35):
You drive.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
No, Tommy, keep bothering Tommy.
Speaker 12 (30:41):
Drive.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
God said you can say it.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Stop? Just what how did I get up?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
This is union.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
The truth. I won't be walked now.
Speaker 15 (30:56):
If I can go ahead, just start getting paperwork done today.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
Ain't going to be a hobby.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
No, you're not getting in this land. Stop stop, you're
not getting it.
Speaker 15 (31:08):
I'm getting my lips in sides today. I'm getting my
lips healthy today, every day collagen.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So I'm a whole lot different.
Speaker 15 (31:20):
I'm about to put I'm I'm growing a mustache out
and I'm cutting all my hair, and I'm about to burn,
bend my.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Knees some more.
Speaker 15 (31:28):
I'll be mobo legged, you know. I'm just like everybody
need a mini me. Everybody need a mini me.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I can see that lift thing going wrong, and then
you're gonna look ridiculous.
Speaker 15 (31:39):
I'm bleaching myself to get You're gonna send yourself and
say right in the suthing I'm telling.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Okay, well you healthy and you still ain't there, and
I can see I can see one side of that
much taking just one side, just pitch on one.
Speaker 15 (31:54):
Watch me, watch me be just like oh Steve about
Tomorrow'll y'all get on out here with this this man
money Junior.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
After you do all of that, that don't make that
don't make you worth more money? Though.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
The closest image I got, I see the bottom lip,
real thick in the top lift thing.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Yeah, you're gonna mess itself.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Okay, all right, look like this my key.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You ain't going to Jersey. I don't see.
Speaker 14 (32:25):
Nobody said I want to be like j.
Speaker 12 (32:30):
Heard that.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
I used to want to be funny as Jade. I
ain't gonna lie to I first met Jay. He was
my goal. He was my whole goal. I wanted to
be that funny on stage. I really did. I wanted
to be that funny. You want the funniest dudes I
ever met?
Speaker 9 (32:46):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Yeah, I ain't on stage.
Speaker 12 (32:48):
Dog.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
When when the boy ain't gotta go to the bathroom,
he tell you something his hands out there, you're gonna
make your fake what he's been little? Can I tell
you something about me? Junr?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
What's that up?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
I haven't shaved in two weeks? Is it figure up?
It's I know it's full, but it's it's not thicky.
I need about two more weeks. Can you know about
two more weeks? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:17):
George Wallace's mama has the same look. When I saw you,
I'm like, oh geez, I thought it was her.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Isn't he with you?
Speaker 11 (33:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
He is?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Y'all. Don't fight about this.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Now, because I'm telling the truth.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
I'm not lying.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Lies.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
When you lie on somebody, and then when you for
Mother's Day, I gave his mama a weed whacker.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
I said, let me see it.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Really, I hate you?
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Oh God?
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Alright, alright?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Anybody differently?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Yeah, that's what I refuse to fall under.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Those You need to ride.
Speaker 15 (34:09):
Down to the TV show today because I'm going that way.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
You're just giving them around.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
I'll have to.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
All right, we gotta go, we'll be back. You're listening.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Morning show?
Speaker 8 (34:27):
All right, it's time for a round. And would you
rather with the guys?
Speaker 6 (34:31):
All right?
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
Would you rather always say everything on your mind or
never curse again.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
All day? That's my whole goal in life is to
get there. Why I ain't got to care no more?
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Hey, everything everything, My mind.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
I can't wait and and wanna do it in my
last that's comedy special when I ain't got to kill
no more.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
But if you do that, then you can never curse again.
You can never cuss ever?
Speaker 6 (35:11):
What and we said we wanted to do a Yeah,
I want to say.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Everything that's on your mind. But you can't urge, not
an or.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
No.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
You can't do it if you either say everything.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
That's if I say everything that's on my mind. How
you don't think? No, customers, you.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Can't do Would you rather do that or never curse again?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
All right? I'd rather cuss right now on my response
to this?
Speaker 7 (35:39):
Do that you can't you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Can't do that?
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Well, next one?
Speaker 12 (35:44):
All right?
Speaker 8 (35:45):
Would you rather listen to music from the seventies A
uh huh yeah, or listen to music from today that was?
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Well?
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Then give me a you'll take it.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
You'll take a give me a heard the music today?
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Today, I can't do all the South No, no, no no,
Tommy said today.
Speaker 9 (36:09):
And I can listen to Bruno Mars, I can listen
to Anthony Hamilton, I can listen to Charlie Wilson.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
What you're talking about? What's wrong? With today, Beyon say
today what we can't?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
What's wrong with Wilson releases current music today?
Speaker 10 (36:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Today, but you can only listen to the stuff that's
released today. Yeah, I'll take the seventies.
Speaker 14 (36:28):
Seventies Okay, I'm.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
All damn, I can't. All right, I would die without that?
Speaker 8 (36:36):
Would you rather? Would you rather live in Antarctica where
it's cold or be.
Speaker 9 (36:43):
You?
Speaker 14 (36:43):
Definitely be?
Speaker 6 (36:44):
Okay, I have my anger to last.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
I'll be out to that's where I stay at the hospital.
I won't even go. I wouldn't go outside. Just put
me down. I gotta get okay, how it is the desert,
I'm gonna be out.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
I'm gonna work with this. So just Jesus past.
Speaker 8 (37:02):
We have a similar one to this one. Would you
rather go deep sea diving or jumping?
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Changing my side.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
Dives diving, he says, See.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
There is no anything else. Yeah, diving, deep sea diving
or budget jumping. I'm gonna do that bunch. I'm gonna
do that. I ain't fooling with that water, man, I'm
gonna do that bunch.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You're all, yeah, you don't like that water.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
I ain't fooling with the water.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Come on.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Steve introduced Jay It's time for murder another hit.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
Ye take a take a fin I know you do,
and we all probably.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Take yes this song, this song is not now, Ladies
and gentlemen, It's time for murder the hits with one
of the best and regretful decisions I've ever made, ladies
and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah, brother, Okay, so you now this is the song
is not thanky.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
The song is not that bad today, but I'm not
I'm not really insulting anyone, am I actually making a dedication.
The song is dedicated to all the side dad's, all
the hot poppers, all the sugar daddies, blended daddy. It's
time for you to step up and help out. And
I took took Eric Kabadu's song I can make you
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put your phone down and to say a message to
what you need to do to help out.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Check it out here we go. I can help you
with the school clothes clouds.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
I can have you.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
I can have you.
Speaker 16 (39:05):
I can have you with your school clothes clouds. I
can help you with them school clothes clouds.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I can't have you.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
I can have you.
Speaker 16 (39:16):
I can help you with the school clothes clouds. If
I can get your kids some through shoes shoes, Oh,
I can get him.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
I can get him.
Speaker 17 (39:26):
I can get your kids some through shoes shoes. If
I can get them pen and paper. Oh I can
get him. I can get him.
Speaker 16 (39:37):
I can get them pen and paper. If I can
get your kids backpack. If I get a little bitty
and new school bookies? Now am I getting that cookie?
I can get your kids some bus fall.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Oh I can't need it? If in it, I can
get your kids some bus fans hound. If this goes
out tall and brothers out there, you get that?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Can you help me call?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
You know, especially around back school time?
Speaker 6 (40:11):
Can you help me? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
I can get it if I get it. Simple, I
get it. If I get it, I can get it.
I don't get it. I ain't with it.
Speaker 7 (40:33):
The most time I've ever heard booking.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Sometimes you gotta force the work.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
I can get it if I get it.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, that's right, that's changed. Ain't no robbery that.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Change changing?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Oh? Yeah, I didn't help you with your stool clothing.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
You know, man be dressed too.
Speaker 6 (41:12):
Yeah, there looking just like just like it.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
They always look like who My father Gene like that.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
Know you did. Don't killing man?
Speaker 9 (41:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:29):
No money, you can't be you walk in the living
room calling your daddy.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
I had the girl through that one time, boy pad
of girl through that, have her little boy three years old?
This girl the boy can just say, hey, daddy, I
ain't got no kids. I'm so scared of that man
I got. I got him, never went back and she
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was fine too. I ain't got met to help nobody with.
Speaker 8 (42:06):
Coming up next, nephew Tommy's prank phone call will be back.
You're listening hard morning show. Coming up at the top
of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
Strawberry letter for today, subject married and celibate.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
I'm going to go to Kip, but right now it
is a.
Speaker 8 (42:26):
Nephew here with today's prank phone call. What you got, nef,
what you got?
Speaker 6 (42:31):
Can we use your casket? What can we you your cask?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I've never heard.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
Hey, hey, we're going through a little something.
Speaker 9 (42:42):
We go on through a little something, all right, Land,
Can you loan me a cash?
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Get to get on my feet? Okay, let's go care.
Speaker 12 (42:55):
Hello, big how you doing? Are you the are you
the niece of of of uh uh? I think it's
your aunt. Yes, okay, and you know now your aunt
passed away? How many how many years ago?
Speaker 18 (43:15):
Your passed It was about five years ago.
Speaker 12 (43:18):
Okay, listen, I'm over here at the funeral home. Uh my,
my my sister just passed away, and uh, they gave
me your phone number, did you guys? We're going through
a little bit of a situation here, did you guys?
Aren't have you know? Your aunt was a heavyset woman.
Is that right? Yes? Was okay? Now they had to
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did they have to put her in a in a
Did they have a build a special casket for her?
Speaker 7 (43:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (43:45):
Okay, that's what we're kind of going through with my sister.
We ordered a special casket for for for my sister,
and uh, I'm assuming this is the same thing that
you guys went through. I called several of her children,
but I weren't able to get in touch with anybody.
But the funeral home actually had your name on file
as well, so they gave me your number where I
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will be able to talk to you. Is that is that?
Speaker 10 (44:08):
Okay?
Speaker 18 (44:09):
Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 11 (44:11):
You can speak to me.
Speaker 18 (44:12):
But you know what seems to be a problem.
Speaker 12 (44:14):
Well, listen, the funeral is actually in two days, okay,
and we ordered one of those special caskets, but it
doesn't look like it's going to be in for another week.
So you know, it's almost like we're gonna, we're gonna
we're not gonna have a casket for her, you know,
for the funeral. And you know, like I said, the
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funeral home told us about you know that you guys
were the last ones that ordered a casket of that size,
and you know, me and the rest of the family
has been you know, we've been trying to figure out.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
What to do and what to do.
Speaker 12 (44:46):
Do you think it's any way possible we can borrow
the casket that your Aim is in, and then when
the casket comes in that we ordered, we can put
her in that casket and put her back down to
rest like she's always been. Do you think that's hello? Hello?
Speaker 11 (45:08):
You think repeat yourself?
Speaker 18 (45:10):
What exactly are you asking me?
Speaker 12 (45:12):
Well, what I'm saying is, do you think we can
bar your Aim casket because you know, the funerals in
two days and the casket is not going to be
in in order for us to be able to bury
her in a in a casket for you know, to
accommodate her size. That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 18 (45:28):
What kind of this you're talking about?
Speaker 12 (45:31):
First of all, who is this? Okay, No, my name
is Larry. Like I said, my name is Larry. I
got you, I got you guys. Like I said, I
tried to call some of her kids, but nobody ever
picked up. When I called. He had her niece's number
on file.
Speaker 10 (45:46):
To you.
Speaker 12 (45:46):
You are her niece, Vicky, right, yes, I am. Okay,
Well that's what I'm saying. Do you think that maybe
you can talk to the children and see if we
can maybe use that particular casket?
Speaker 18 (45:58):
Oh okay, wait a minute, what the talking about this?
First of all, who is this?
Speaker 12 (46:03):
You?
Speaker 18 (46:04):
You gotta be losing your mind if you think I'm
gonna let you dig up my ani for just to
bury your notes.
Speaker 12 (46:10):
But I understand where you were coming from. But what
I'm trying to say is that we don't have a
casket big enough, and they would they let us know
that you guys were the last ones that had a
casket that you know.
Speaker 10 (46:21):
They gotta do with us.
Speaker 18 (46:22):
That's your true stuff?
Speaker 11 (46:24):
It out?
Speaker 6 (46:25):
Have you?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
No?
Speaker 10 (46:26):
No?
Speaker 12 (46:27):
Well, okay, first of all, what I'm trying to do
is this the family been grieving pretty hard, and I
just wanted to make sure that the funeral will be right.
And it ain't gonna be right.
Speaker 11 (46:35):
And we don't have that.
Speaker 18 (46:37):
We don't bring my family gonna feel dig in my
any up?
Speaker 11 (46:40):
You lost your They don't call me with this.
Speaker 18 (46:43):
Who is the funeral home that gave you my number
to ask me to use the casket so you can
bury your sister?
Speaker 11 (46:51):
Who is the name of that person?
Speaker 12 (46:52):
I can't remember, but it was it was a guy.
The funeral director let me know that you guys had
went through a situation where you have to area your
your your aunt.
Speaker 18 (47:01):
Like I said, I what's your name again?
Speaker 12 (47:05):
My name is Larry. Okay, Larry. This is a This
is a I don't know.
Speaker 18 (47:09):
What you my phone number to call me asking you
just don't can you leave us? They call here asking
me so can they dig up and so they can
bury their sister's foss don't have a cast.
Speaker 11 (47:23):
No, that's your fault.
Speaker 12 (47:26):
No, I understand, it's not your fault. What I'm trying
to say is, would y'all show some sympathy and some
love for what you are family going through because we
don't have a cask like I say my sister, my
sister was was you know whether if the heavens was
a hemish walt.
Speaker 18 (47:39):
Oh you're good.
Speaker 10 (47:40):
You know.
Speaker 18 (47:41):
My condotions go out to you and your family. You
know I'm trying to be as reserved as I can
with this whole situation. But do you understand what kind
of stupid you're asking me right now to actually dig
up my aunt who was armed, who's been in what
off for five years? Because bury your sister?
Speaker 8 (47:59):
Let me.
Speaker 12 (48:03):
Like this, if we use it, you ain't ain't gonna know,
ain't gonna know where you.
Speaker 18 (48:10):
For you to say to me, what a stupid talking
you smoking crack?
Speaker 10 (48:17):
What?
Speaker 12 (48:19):
First of all, you know what I First of all,
I appreciate you trying to work with me, but I
want to say it is you. You don't even have
the authority to make that decision if you give me
one of the numbers to one.
Speaker 10 (48:30):
Of your cousins.
Speaker 18 (48:32):
I was really trying to be nice and be calm.
Speaker 12 (48:35):
But guess what, we're not doing this stupid.
Speaker 18 (48:37):
I'm trying to be nice to you and tell and
trying to help you out, but no, you want me
to get ignorance and act stupid with you. I was
trying to be nice and sympathetic. We're not doing it.
I'm not giving you the number. I've got the authority
to tell you right now. We're not digging up so
you can bury.
Speaker 12 (48:54):
Your sister out. Okay, so so, so so so, that's
just it. I can't talk to now one of that thing.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Now.
Speaker 18 (49:00):
You ain't talking to nobody.
Speaker 10 (49:01):
You're talking to me.
Speaker 12 (49:02):
Okay, I got I got, I got something else I
need to tell you though, I need. I need to
tell you something else. Are you listening?
Speaker 18 (49:08):
Tell me?
Speaker 12 (49:08):
I want to tell you this. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Vicky, your sister Sheila
got me the prank phone call you old? Who is
this again, biggie nigga? This is a nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Sheila got me
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to prank phone call you.
Speaker 11 (49:33):
Oh oh, y'all.
Speaker 18 (49:37):
You got me over here worked up. I'm pray too much.
Speaker 12 (49:43):
She ain't got by. I got one more thing to
ask you, baby. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harby Morning
Show for you crazy?
Speaker 6 (49:57):
You know some people.
Speaker 9 (50:00):
You know where's the love? You know, your brother just
want a casket for a couple of days, you.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Know what I'm saying, not willing to share.
Speaker 9 (50:11):
I mean, I just I just don't understand that that
that woman already has been laid the rest, so it's
not like we're messing up her funeral or that.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
Yeah, where's the love?
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Christian man?
Speaker 6 (50:23):
Somebody we got it? What somebody gon whip you really bad?
You're talking about digging or black that's just the lion.
See yeah, see you did that with that other brother
one time when he was talking about digging up. He's said, Man,
I just got these people to stop crying. Last I'm
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just trying a casket for a few days. Can you
loan me a casket to like get on my feet?
That's no?
Speaker 14 (50:55):
Are you telling me?
Speaker 9 (50:57):
Buffalo, New York, y'all better get ready to y'all laying
in the cut all right? That is Labor Day weekend.
That is August thirty first at Saturday night at the
Shade performing on Sinder Nephew Tommy and Friends. This is
the Nephew Toimey House Party comedy. Dem you do not
want to miss this man. Take us on sale right now.
I will be in all white. That's before Labor Day.
(51:19):
We're doing all white. So once y'all join me and
put on all white. Okay, we're gonna make it look
like a Frank at Beverlyn Comedy show.
Speaker 6 (51:26):
Upon that that's what was on.
Speaker 8 (51:27):
Look all right, thank you, nephew. Up next, it is
a Strawberry Letter subject married and celibate. We'll get into
it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
time now for today Strawberry Letter. And if you need
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(51:47):
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on the air, just like we're gonna read this one
right here, right now.
Speaker 6 (51:59):
Buggel up on tight here. It is a Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 8 (52:02):
Subject married and celibate. Dear Stephen Shirley. For the past
twenty three years, I've been married to the nicest guy
in the world, and I have always tried to be
the perfect wife and mother. In the beginning of our marriage,
our sex life was perfect, but over the past seven
years things have drastically changed. We had sex maybe eight
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times in the whole year I counted them. I don't
think he's cheating because all he does is go to
work and come home. If he goes out, we go
out as a family. I just don't think that he
is that he's interested in sex at all. He is
completely complacent, and I've stopped initiating sex because I get
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tired of him telling me to move all the time. Move,
he comes to be, yes, he comes to bed to
watch TV, and that's how he falls asleep each night.
When I I told him that I need sex regularly,
he told me that sex should not be everything in
a marriage. That shocked me and hurt me to the
core because I'm only forty five years old and sex
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is everything to me. It made me feel inadequate. And
if he's tired of me, and as if he's tired
of me, how does he expect to just stop having
sex with his wife and it will be okay? And
nothing has changed with me physically with me, I am
the same size I was when we got.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Married, and I have aged well.
Speaker 8 (53:32):
I can fight it in my older sisters about my
embarrassing little secret because I needed to know if this
is normal behavior in a marriage. They told me that
it's not normal, and they think my husband is lame
and needs to step up as a man. On the outside,
our marriage looks so perfect, but on the inside, I'm
constantly craving intimacy and sneaking around to have special times
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by myself to fulfill my needs. Can live the rest
of my life in a sexless marriage? How can I
get my husband to see that this is a problem
and we need help? Please advise, Well, you're right, this
is a problem. This is an epic problem. You cannot
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live the rest of your life in a sexless marriage,
and you.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Shouldn't be expected to.
Speaker 8 (54:20):
I mean, you've been married to this man for twenty
three years. You said in the beginning the sex life
was perfect, but over the past seven years it hasn't been.
You can count them on your both hands how many
times you've had it. That's a long time to go,
you know, without sex and the regular I'm not a man, obviously,
(54:41):
I don't know exactly what's going on in your husband's head,
but usually sex is the thing that healthy, red blooded
American men think about the most. I mean, that's what
I've heard. Guys.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yes, guys, okay, thank you. And although you did mate it.
Now this letter makes you think about it.
Speaker 8 (55:03):
Although you didn't say it, Wifey, but I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
I say your husband may have ed.
Speaker 8 (55:11):
I mean, he just might have that erectile dysfunction and
he probably needs to see a doctor. I mean, I
think you need to look into that immediately. I'm definitely,
definitely glad to hear that you haven't changed physically. You
said that in the letter, and please do not blame yourself.
You guys are both in the marriage. This is an
US problem. This is a wee problem. You need to
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go to a doctor and find out what's what's the problem.
You need to I know, I know, I said, we
I know anyway, that's what I think.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Steeve.
Speaker 6 (55:45):
Wow, oh lord, Okay, twenty three years you've been married,
nice guy, try to be the perfect wife. You had
to marriage sex life perfectly. But the past seven years
things happened drastically. We had sex maybe eight times a
whole year.
Speaker 7 (56:04):
That ain't good.
Speaker 6 (56:05):
When they know the number of fellas, that is not good.
When she know the number eight times last year, Oh
we hadn't more six than that. No, we didn't eight
damn time. You know he didn't She don't think he's
cheating because he worked all the time and he comes
straight home. I don't think that he's interested in sex
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at all. He is completely complacent, and I've stopped initiating
sex because I get tired of move telling me to
move all the time. I think he got ed and
I think is messing o. Boy up. Let me go
back over this, y'all. The past seven years they sex
was good, but some stuff happened. We had sex maybe
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eight times the whole year. Like I said, once they
know a number, you were in trouble. She says, she
don't think he's interested in sex at all. He's completely complacent,
and I've started initiating sex. I got moved.
Speaker 7 (57:06):
Girl, gone, girl, gone, what you're doing now?
Speaker 12 (57:12):
Not now?
Speaker 7 (57:14):
Stop touching me?
Speaker 6 (57:17):
Oh yes, damn you wearsome worse or gone?
Speaker 13 (57:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
When I told him when I.
Speaker 6 (57:26):
Need sex regularly, he told me to section not be
everything in the marriage. That's the hell of a state.
That shocked me. It shocked me too, ma'am. I'm reading
a letter, and damn it, I'm shocked. Section not be
everything in the marry.
Speaker 12 (57:41):
Well, what is in that?
Speaker 6 (57:42):
Folk? Then I need all of mind in there. I
know that, I know that's right. Shocked me and it
hurt me to the core because I'm only forty five
and sex is everything to me, makes me feel inadequate.
And if he's and as if he's tired of I
think that might be it. Though I think there's got
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a lot to do with I think after seven years,
people get a little comfortable with each other. And that's
why we have the seven year itch. It's a syndrome
that happens to people at the seven year mark, the
start going to scratch that itch.
Speaker 1 (58:19):
Is he cheating?
Speaker 8 (58:20):
Do you think? She says she doesn't think he is.
But we can get into that when we come back
with part two of your response to today's Strawberry Letters,
subject married and Celibate. We'll be back at twenty three
after the hour right after this you're listening.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
Morning show.
Speaker 8 (58:36):
All right, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry.
Speaker 6 (58:39):
Letter, Married and celibate. Yeah, she's both married, daily has
six eight times. Yeah, she wants him to do more now, well, yeah,
this is a new year.
Speaker 8 (58:52):
Yes, Steve, she said she doesn't think he's cheating.
Speaker 14 (58:55):
Do you think he's cheating?
Speaker 6 (58:57):
She said?
Speaker 8 (58:58):
All he does is go to work, and come home,
and if they do go out, they go out as
a family.
Speaker 6 (59:02):
Well, I don't think he's cheating. I think he might
have e d oh. I think he tired of And
then she says, how does he expect that to just
be okay? To stop having sex with his wife and
it be okay? Nothing has changed with me physically. I'm
the same as I wore, the same size I was
when we got married. Ain't nobody the same side? Well nobody, uh, Steve,
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she said it.
Speaker 8 (59:32):
She's the same size, lying, shir got to be. She's
telling the truth about everything else, but just that she's lying, she.
Speaker 6 (59:41):
Ain't gain no way.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
She said she's the same size because.
Speaker 6 (59:46):
Everybody looking at the mirror and think things.
Speaker 14 (59:48):
Everybody high soon plus twenty.
Speaker 8 (59:54):
But everything else she's telling the truth, but just this
one line she's lying.
Speaker 6 (59:59):
Well, she's lying a couple of times in the letter.
Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Where else.
Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
They told me that it's not normal and they think
my husband is lame. I confided in my older sisters
about my embarrassing little secret because I needed to know
if this was normal behavior and marriage. They told me
that it's not normal, and they think my husband is
lame and needs to step up as a man. On
(01:00:23):
the outside, our marriage looks so perfect, but on the inside,
I'm constantly craving intimacy, sneaking around to have special times
by myself to fulfill my needs. So she going somewhere
by herself to fulfill her needs. And once you tell
it to that to him, he'll crackle right now, that's
(01:00:46):
what it is.
Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
Okay, I'm still stuck on I'm the same size as
I was when we got married, and I have aged.
Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Well, we need to bring in some evidence. What evidence
can she provide?
Speaker 9 (01:01:01):
Yeah, like a picture addressing him.
Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Although I'm taking her at her words.
Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
You got first, shoot, the evidence is in the letter.
Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
Everything else you believe that she said in the letter,
and just this one line on the same size I
was when we got married and I have aged, well.
Speaker 18 (01:01:24):
What.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Age?
Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Well?
Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
What is she gonna do about her husband that's not
interested in having sex with her anymore?
Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
And his ed that's the problem.
Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Well, we're all in agreement on that. I think so too.
So when that happens, see why did why won't he
go to the doctor? I mean and get some bills? Right?
Some men, you guys are men?
Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
Read men?
Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Is working. Okay, but what about your fellow man?
Speaker 14 (01:02:04):
I ain't never asked my homeboy dout you. I can't
read that conversation up.
Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
We don't have it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
You want to what nokay?
Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
Jun, I'm dysfunctioning?
Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
What time?
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
When it starts? We don't have it.
Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
Oh, you are so infertile and juvenile. So I mean,
but what advice would you give someone though?
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
That's the issue? Another man? What would you say to
him if you know, if you suspect he has e D.
Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
I mean, would you tell him to go to the
doctor and get some pills or what?
Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
What's you said?
Speaker 8 (01:02:49):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
Ain't nothing up?
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Let me okay, so y'all conversation where y'all boys? And
you'd be like yo, man, my old lady ripping. You know,
she even wanted to get busy all the time. I
ain't got the strength of the energy. You gotta have
them kind of man.
Speaker 14 (01:03:07):
Do you know the jokes is about the fire off
in this car?
Speaker 11 (01:03:12):
Man?
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
What you ain't ready for.
Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
Because the mata your ego. Let you admit that if
it just won't let you admit that to another minute?
Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
What if I find out somebody going down there? Bring
me a couple of them, peels back down. Just let
let your boy hold some of them. If you're going
down there to the doctor. Uh huh, yeah, yeah, I
want to come you on what dog? If you're going
downing there telling me seeing you two of them yellow
pills and give.
Speaker 18 (01:03:39):
Me the.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Yellow pill. How do you know what color they are?
Speaker 12 (01:03:44):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (01:03:44):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (01:03:46):
Hey, you know what?
Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
I ain't got nothing. Don you knew what you read
in the Grade White show?
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
So okay, Hey, so we have something here.
Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
She needs to tell her husband to go to the
doctor and get some yellow pills. According to Tommy, do
you know the strength of the prescription?
Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Ten mill of gram?
Speaker 14 (01:04:17):
Wow, you can't ask phylis to help you with situait
like share you can.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Yeah, I'm just learned something on this show.
Speaker 15 (01:04:28):
I definitely have like we'll fight before you get started off,
take your jump a cable and hook them to your
backsize and see you can't.
Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Go on the game why yellow?
Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Try it down yellow?
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
That yellow pills ten milligrams?
Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
All right?
Speaker 6 (01:04:45):
Look, you gotta get out of two hours, brink a
lot of water.
Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
All right?
Speaker 8 (01:04:50):
Got you heard it here on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
We're here for you, Okay, email us their Instagram. That's
your thoughts on today, Strawberry letter at Steve Harvey F
you're listening.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Morning Show.
Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
An Arizona woman who was the birthing partner for her
best friend discovered that her own husband was the father
of her friend's baby after she noticed a rare hereditary
birthmark on the baby girl's neck. It was identical to
the one her husband had. Okay, her husband has the
exact same birthmark.
Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
This is crazy right.
Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
Here, this.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Same birthmark.
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
So no, Sureley, I'm not understanding. No, did she had
a baby for this woman?
Speaker 12 (01:05:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
Well she You know how when you well, you don't
know because you've never had kids, but sometimes, you know,
you have what's called birthing partners. They're with you, they
stand beside you, they're your friends, they're with you in
the delivery all of that.
Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Uh yeah they yeah, not a mid wife, but just somebody.
Speaker 8 (01:05:59):
There, yes, one there.
Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
So at the birth of the baby, the baby come out,
and the baby got this birthmark.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
On her neck, just like just like your husband, my husband. God,
that's great, right.
Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
The mother was twenty eight years old, mother of four, heartbroken,
just heartbroken the birth and friend, I should say, and
she found out that her bestie had slept with her husband.
She was in shop, needless to say, and she said,
when I found out, my friend was standing next to me.
(01:06:35):
I looked at her and you could just tell she
couldn't say anything. She just dropped her head and looked
to the floor. And I just knew I couldn't even
process what had happened. It was almost like a stage
of grief. When the shop were off, though, she forgave
her friend, who she called her sneaky friend. And they're
(01:06:57):
still friends. Still stay white, Joe, they're still friends.
Speaker 9 (01:07:04):
Let's not be racist. These are let's just say these
are not black. Let's say that what I'm telling you
people out these are white people. Yes, find out what's
racist about that?
Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
So, but the woman explained the birthmark, I would a
black man would have something to say.
Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Something that don't mean nothing.
Speaker 14 (01:07:28):
They pitched my deck the same white when I came here.
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Yeah, oh you're gonna go with that. That doesn't mean nothing.
That what that means nothing?
Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
But that could be.
Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
In the neck when they being born, going to live.
Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
But she divor.
Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
Nothing.
Speaker 8 (01:07:51):
And she just found out that her husband had been
with at least thirty women he fathered two outside children.
They were only married three years, but you know you
did a lot of damage in those three years.
Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Yeah, that's irrelevant to this case.
Speaker 13 (01:08:08):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Yeah, Steve would beat her behind.
Speaker 7 (01:08:12):
Yeah, come on, whatever, coming.
Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. So here's a question
for you, guys, Steve and Tommy. If you could do
a sport at the Olympics and win the gold, what.
Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
Would it be?
Speaker 8 (01:08:34):
It could be any sport, you could whatever, make up
one something.
Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
You like, whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
What would it be?
Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Sex?
Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
Sex?
Speaker 8 (01:08:44):
They say that's a sport, the hunter of yards.
Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
Sex, something like that. Yeah, how do you do a
hundred yards? I don't just start at the end zone
and just work your weight down there. You get there.
Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
When you get there, a lot of birds on your knees,
a lot of birds, a lot of scrape, a lot
of groaning and moaning, but you're gonna get there.
Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
I have another event too, I'd like to participate in.
I'd probably take a gold medal in dice shooting. There
you go, you know, just being able to go out
there and shoot dice, a gold for our country you know,
I'm not sure where Craps was created, but I know
where it was a damn show perfected. It was in
(01:09:29):
the hood street corners of kicking dice and all this here.
So I like dice shooting. That's one of my events.
Speaker 9 (01:09:37):
And then I had to I'd had to back those
back though that with with Domino cussing Domino sport. You
might not win the game, but it's it's about It's
like Anthony Anderson, MoMA, she probably get.
Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
The call boy. That's that's gonna be our representative for
the Golden Doors is miss Doors. Yeahs oh, I would
like we might as well. Let me see. I think
I would go in there and compete in Uh I
(01:10:19):
think yeah the help Well no not really, I don't
think because I think it's hands down we're gonna win this.
Uh we chicken frying really yeah, chicken fry. I think
I get the gold like we get anybody's mama can
go down there and win that. Yeah. I had a
(01:10:39):
dude f me some chicken one time at a hotel
in Parents. I told them about to look, man, you
need to stop this here. Don't tell nobody else.
Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
This a fry chicken, all right, come on, Tommy, if
you can, you know what, the Olympics, what would it
be win the ghost.
Speaker 9 (01:10:57):
I'd want to do it, certainly, but I think we'll
lose a lot of people with a lot of people
are drowned. But we could do hip hop, synchronize swimming,
and I just think most of my team, most of
my team gonna drown, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
I know that because we don't know, we don't swim
best swimmers.
Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
Yeah, so we all underwater a lot of tk.
Speaker 7 (01:11:19):
Twork.
Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
It would be a good Ah. I think we could
go medal in that. Oh, I think you know what.
Surely stepid steppid would be Olympics.
Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
That would be.
Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
I could just see in Chicago up there and let
them go sweep all rounds.
Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I like it.
Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
I like it.
Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
These are good sports, all right. If you could do
a sport at the Olympics, Timmy and win the gold, Oh,
I gotta do.
Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Ah, keep it clean, nephew.
Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
And that's what I'm gone trying to edit it. We got.
Speaker 9 (01:12:04):
Okay, but nickd skateboard because the skateboard ain't working.
Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
They need some help. It ain't working. I'm not enjoying
the regular skateboard at all. But if you ain't gonna fall,
you ain't gonna fall. If you or if you do
some of them falls in slow motion gonna be good
(01:12:28):
cause you really don't know how you look to you
fall nicked? Are you having help? And we're not interested
in that. But here's the event that I think we
could really go home into gold One more hair braiden,
take a golden hair braiden corn rowing Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:12:48):
And don't forget baby hair baby here in yes, baby,
yes Lurnsen shuffle sh let's we'll have more of today's
trending stories and of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at twenty minutes after you're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show.
If you've ever wondered how much a social media influencer
(01:13:11):
can earn annually, here's who earned twenty twenty three's top spot.
Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Hopper.
Speaker 8 (01:13:16):
This is a social media marketing platform determined that Kevin
Hart earned more than twenty eight twenty eight million dollars
in twenty twenty three, followed by Kylie Jenner, Chloe Kardashian,
and Mark Wahlberg, who fall within the fifteen and a
half to seventeen million dollar range. Other top earners are
(01:13:37):
artists and athletes like Cardi b j Lo, Lebron, Steph
Curry and The Rock who bring in between six and
ten million. Then there's DJ Khaled, Paris, Hilton Shack, and
Kim Kardashian who bring in a few million annually. So
here's a question. Here's a question, Steve, think about this.
Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Guys.
Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
Do you think social media ads will someday make TV
ads non existence?
Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
It's not no one day, it's happening now. Television has changed, y'all.
A hit show used to be a seven point oh.
A hit show TV show now is a point seven. Wow.
If you get a point seven in prime time, they
happy to have you. It used to be seven point
oh to hit the mark. Now it's a point seven.
(01:14:21):
Everything is shifted. Everybody has to have Look, that's why
all the tvnetworks have a dot com, CNN, dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
ABC streaming apps, streaming.
Speaker 6 (01:14:33):
That's why because kid people don't even watch TV like
they used to. Normal people watch TV on their phones.
Speaker 8 (01:14:41):
Yeah, all right, guys, we'll have more of the Seve
Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after
the hour, we will play around, would you rather right
after this you're listening.
Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Morning show.
Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
All right, it's time for a round of would you
rather with the guys? All right, here we go. Would
you rather always say everything on your mind? Or never
curse again?
Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
All day? That's my whole goal in life is to
get there. Why I ain't got to care no more?
Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
Yeah, Hey, everything everything that my mind?
Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
I can't wait and want to do it in my
last comedy special when I ain't got to care no more.
Speaker 8 (01:15:32):
But if you do that, then you can never curse again.
You can never excuse every what.
Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
And we said we wanted to do a Hey, yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
Say everything that's on your mind, but you can't curse,
not a or.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
No, you can't do it.
Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
If you either say.
Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
Everything that's if I say everything that's on my mind,
how you don't think the no customers, you can't do it.
Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
Would you rather do that or never curse again?
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
All right?
Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
I'd rather cuss right now on my response to this?
Speaker 12 (01:16:05):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
You can't you can't do that. Can't do that?
Speaker 14 (01:16:09):
Well, next one?
Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
All right?
Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
Would you rather listen to music from the seventies? Hey,
uh huh yeah or listen to music from today?
Speaker 11 (01:16:20):
That was easy?
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Well, then give me a you'll take it.
Speaker 14 (01:16:24):
You'll take a give me a Have you heard the
music today?
Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
I do today.
Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
I can't do all the summe.
Speaker 9 (01:16:33):
No, no, no, Tommy said today. And I can listen
to Bruno Mars, I can listen to Anthony Hamilton. I
can listen to Jolie Wilson. What you're talking about? What's
wrong with today? Yon say?
Speaker 6 (01:16:44):
Today? What became? What's wrong with?
Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Wilson releases current music today?
Speaker 9 (01:16:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
Today, But you can only listen to the stuff that's
released today. Yeah, I'll take the seventies, seventies? Okay, all damn?
I can't all right? I would die without that?
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Would you rather?
Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
Would you rather live in antarctica where it's cold or desert? Be?
Speaker 14 (01:17:09):
You definitely be?
Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (01:17:15):
I have my side in anguish and last I'll be out.
That's where I stay in the hospital. I won't even go.
I wouldn't go outside.
Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Just put me.
Speaker 14 (01:17:22):
I gotta get talking. How hot it is in the
desk I'm gonna be.
Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
I'm gonna work with such a desert than.
Speaker 8 (01:17:29):
We had a similar one to this one. Would you
rather go deep sea diving or jumping?
Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
Changed? Changing my side.
Speaker 12 (01:17:42):
Dive?
Speaker 7 (01:17:44):
He says, see.
Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
Anything else? Yeah? Diving, jump deep see diving or budget jumping.
I'm gonna do that bungee. I'm gonna do that. I
ain't fooling with that water, man, I'm gonna do that bunch.
Speaker 8 (01:18:03):
Yeah, that water.
Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
I ain't fooling with that water.
Speaker 8 (01:18:06):
Right, Thank you guys. Coming up next, our last break
of the day and some closing remarks from the one
and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening Harvey
Morning Show. All right, here we are, guys, our last
break of the day on this Monday.
Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
It's been a good day.
Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Yeah, yes, really really really Yeah. Great.
Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
Kind of went by kind of quick though, it did,
didn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:18:31):
I wasn't as snappy today as I wanted to be.
I don't know what that. I just wasn't as snappy
as I wanted to be. You better get snappy because
I'm not take my butt to work so again, shit.
Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Off one job and go to another one.
Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
Yeah, at least we got commercial breaks on this job.
You standing in front of that camera. I ain't no
off so you know, uh, let me let me say
this in closing. You know, I want to keep encouraging
people to keep making an effort to make your dreams
come true. Look, I know that life can be tough
(01:19:11):
at times, and I know there are times when life
seems like it's completely unfair. But life ain't really fair.
But life ain't really fair for anybody. And what I
mean by it is not fair, the unexpected always happens.
I mean, you know, as prepared as you may be,
you can be setting your plan for your day to
go one way or another way, and then something completely
(01:19:34):
happens out of the blue and it seems unfair. Well,
I just want to remind you that that happens to everybody.
That's not just happening to you. Life happens to everybody,
and these sudden surprises they seem so unfair, but that's life.
The counter that you have for the unexpected is if
(01:19:56):
you are a believer, if you can work yourself up
to become a person of faith, if you can form
a relationship with your creator. The thing that will help
you get through all of that is the realization that
even though the unthinkable has happened, even though this unforeseen
circumstance has popped up, this unexplainable moment, just the fact
(01:20:23):
of knowing that God is with me no matter what happens.
He is a very present help for me and the
good times, in the bad times, when it's sunny, when
it's raining, when it's thunderstorming, when the waves is real high.
When your ship gets turned over, it can get righted again.
(01:20:47):
You know, I want you to understand. Stop warning everything
to be smooth for yourself. That's not realistic, y'all. That's
not what life is. If life was smooth for us
all the time, we would have no level of appreciation.
We would have no need for faith, we would have
(01:21:09):
no relationship with God. I promise you we wouldn't. If
everything was level and smooth, there would be no flow
to life.
Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
You wouldn't even have real emotions.
Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
If it stayed smooth all the time, you would have
no appreciation for sunny days because if the sun shined
every day, because we are human, all of us, we
would just get accustomed to it and we would just
go about thinking, oh, well, this is how it's supposed
to go.
Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
But God treats the weather just like life.
Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
It has its sunny days, it has its partly cloudy days,
it has its days when there's thunderstorm it, it has
its days where it's windy outside have his days where
it's just great. Then it has some days where it's
just perfectly beautiful weather. And then just like life, the weather,
(01:22:09):
it has seasons to it. You have a season whereas
it just seems like for a period of time you're
just out here tall and working, and then you seems
like there's a period of time where it might seem
like all your crops is dead, it ain't nothing coming
out the ground. And then you'll have seasons in your
life where you're just harvesting the fruit and the manner
(01:22:32):
and the crops are coming all in. That's life, and
God gives us these examples of life, all through nature
and everything. When the leaves turn brown in orange, how
beautiful they can be. But if some people, if you
don't see the beauty of the orange and the scarlets
and the red and the oranges of the leaves, then
you miss the beauty of fall. If you just sitting
(01:22:53):
there going, oh, whoa Lord, it's finn to be winter now,
you spend the whole beautiful fall worried about when winter comes.
When winter come and that beautiful snow is coming out
the sky and you're able to go snowboarding and skiing
and sliding and making snow cream and making ice ice milk,
and making snow men and making angels and stuff. You
(01:23:14):
missed the beauty of winter. Fix your mind, y'all. This
is life. Life has all these Evin flows, and we
all wake and alive to partake of all these Evin flows.
And it's a beautiful thing to be able to partake
of life with all its ups.
Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
And downs, Sunny days, rainy days. What you need rain
for flowers to go. It's like God's word. It's just
like the rain.
Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
God does not send rain and snow to earth without
it returning something. You know what I mean. When the
rain falls from the.
Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
Sky, it returns flowers.
Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
When the rain falls from the sky, it returns greenery
and trees. It returns It supplies nourishment for seeds. That's
when rain on. When God gives his word. God don't
give you his word without a return. Open your mind
to God's word, man, It has a return value to it, y'all.
(01:24:14):
Get into a Get into your faith and understand what
God is saying to you. Don't let nobody fool you
with all this Illuminati conversation and all this foolishness. Right here,
God is real, man, God is very, very real. He's
the truth of the matter. Sit up here and let
these people talk you into some oakie dope that ain't real.
(01:24:35):
God is real, man. That Bible been around system, you
don't even know what it wasn't around. Every word in it.
Check it truth, Check it because it's truth. Get into
your faith, y'all. God loves you, man, it'd be the
best thing for you. Talk to God. He loved him
for me. If you don't have faith, ask God for son.
(01:24:56):
Do that today.
Speaker 10 (01:24:57):
Have a go.
Speaker 8 (01:25:08):
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Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.