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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today's show is pre recorded, y'all know what time. I
don't know. Y'all have a suit on the don giving
them like the million bucks things in the count me

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through good it, listening to other Please I don't join

(00:50):
join me. You gotta turning you, you gotta turn to

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turn them out. Turn you got to turn them out.
Then turn the water the water go. Come come on
your thing. Uh huh, I show will but good morning everybody,

(02:04):
y'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man
oh man, oh man, God being good to me. Man.
I can't explain it all really, Hey, you know I
want I want to remind everybody or something that I
need reminding of myself all the time. And I'm I'm

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dealing with a couple of things now and I had
to remind myself, you know what I have to remember
to constantly remind myself to stay in constant communication with God.
Constant communication with God. You know sometimes you know, I
have a tendency and maybe we do all the people.
I don't know, but I know for me that when

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it's going okay, I slack up in sometimes having conversations
with him because I'm not coming to him on the
daily with something that's pressing or something, and I find
myself slacking up in the communication. The danger I have
learned in that is this, I think, you know. I

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mean we've all heard old people say, you know, you
got to stay prayed up, you know, and you know
prayed up means you know you got some store it up.
You just got an abundance of them. Where you don't
you're putting it in. Because what happens is is when
you're not in constant communication with God, when you're not
constantly praying, doing those good times, and that allows for

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the enemy to slip in and do the little things
that can be upsetting. And then the next thing, you
know it, you get several little things in a role.
Now you got an issue you dealing with. You know,
I have to remind myself when it's going like that, Man,
have I really been praying though? Have I really been
in constant communication with God? Because you know that that

(03:58):
helps God against that little bitty stuff coming in. Sometimes
it's big stuff, sometimes it's major stuff. But I've noticed, man,
that when I get on a more of a smooth
plane in life. I have a tendency to slack up
in that department, and that ain't the time to slack up.
I'm really learning that I have to stay in constant

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communication with God because it enables me to ward off
those little things coming up that can get in the way.
And so I just wanted to make you aware of
that as I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up
is important that you try to stop prayers, you know,
you try to you know, have some prayers in the bank,

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so to speak, and just constant communication with Him because
it'll just safeguard you against a lot of stuff back
doing you. You know, I just wanted to make sure
you understood that because on your journey, it's gonna be
many obstacles. I've said this a hundred times on the
show The Road to Success. It is always under construction.
I say that all the time, and it's to let

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you understand that it's not going to be easy, but
we can make it more difficult than it has to be,
you know, when you go out strike out on the journey,
you know, Uh, let's say I got in my car.
Let's say I'm in New York and I get in
my car, and I say I'm going to LA. I know,

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if I drive west and continue to drive west, eventually
I should get to California, or I may wind up
in Portland or Seattle or something like that. But if
I drive west, I'm gonna eventually get to the West Coast.
Now wouldn't it be smarter though, if I mapped out

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the route, which saved me a bunch of driving I
don't need and figuring that I don't have to calculate
when you know the way to go. You know, if
you know you want to cut cross on the twenty,
or you want to cut cross on the seventy, or

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you want to cut cross on the ten, you know
you got to devise a route. Now, if I want
to go visit some people I know, then I know
I got to I need to go down. You know,
I might go through on how I'll come down on
the eighty, then get on seventy one and take that
all the way down to the Tin and then ride across.
Or I might take it to the twenty cut through

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Texas and then and then let it link back up
on the Tin. I know a lot of different ways,
but guess what the best way is to map it out.
You can go anywhere, but if you go with a map,
it's more precise. You save yourself a lot of time.
And that's what prayer has taught me that when I wouldentify,

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continuously pray that I stay in the in the I
stay in a prepared mode, I have more idea of
where I'm going, I'm more secure with my route. If
you just take off driving heading west, yeah, you'll eventually
get to the west coast if you out east. But
guess what, though, had you mapped it out, you can

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see when you're veering off, you may stop, come out
and not be paying attention. Next thing you know, you're
on a route and you go on another where you're
going north when you could easily still be going west.
You've got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm
just pointing that out to you because I know that
on your journey a lot of times you get sidetracked.
And part of the ways we get sidetracked is we

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lose out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.
We lose out we die. Connection with God get strained.
The thicker you can keep the cord connected to God.
If you thin out your communication with God, and instead
of having a big, thick cable, now you're dealing with

(07:59):
a little read. You know, a cable is stronger than thread,
and so it just decreases your opportunity. And so you know,
I wanted to just make you aware of that, and
you know, to ever be encouraging to say to everybody
out there and just keep your head up. It is
going to be dark days for you. There are going

(08:20):
to be situations where it's going to be daunting and
hard to face. But man on man on man, everybody
has to face these challenges. Everybody get dark sometimes. You know, look,
if you didn't lose, if you didn't lose, you wouldn't
even appreciate winning because if it all went your way

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all the time, do you know how complacent and content
and how easy life would be if it just went
your way all the time. So when it kept going
your way, you wouldn't even appreciate it because guess what,
it's been going this way the whole time. So what
life does is it has checks and balances. These hard

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times are coming, and you need the hard times to
appreciate the good times. You need the clouds and you
need the rain to appreciate the sun and the flowers.
It's just when it comes to prayer, though, just stay
prayed up, stay constant with it, because the challenges of

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life are coming, whether you prayed up or not, they're coming.
Understand that you could pray every day all day. When
you get through praying every day all day, something's gonna
happen to you. That's gonna be challenging. Now. I would
rather have been in communication with God on a regular
than wait till every time something pop off to have

(09:43):
to go to and reintroduce myself. Okay, it was over
at a little around the board with it today, but
that's how it came to me. So that is I
ain't mad at it. Y'all have a great day. We're
gonna have a good one to day. Let's go. You're listening,
Ladies and gentlemen, we're back. What you mean we're back.

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We're back for another date. Today is the day that
the largest made. Let us with Johnson be glad in it.
I'm glad. Then that's what you tell me to do.
I'm glad, I'm glad. I'm here. Never could have made that,
Ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show, Charley Starberry calling

(10:26):
for real. Mouth of the South Junior better known as
Kills Faith in the legend of Nephew Thomas mon Uh Junior.
What's on your mind to day? I can need some
health about he's some health this morning? Oh shut up, Steve, Nah,
I ain't ask you for no money. No, I ain't

(10:47):
doing that. Okay, go ahead. I didn't think that. Yeah nah.
But we talked earlier man before the show. We talked
about this man, and he's just talking about showing up
even when it's hard, it's difficult. What's the importance in
just showing up? Well, See, the circumstances still have to

(11:07):
be measured into the desired effect and the goal. I'll
give you an example. Here's a set of circumstances. Let's
say all of us here on the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
we wake up and all of us just kind of
woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Just
the buio rhythms isolved. We're just not really filling ourselves today.

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But guess what we are the components of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. The goal is to provide laughter, entertainment,
information and inspiration. That's what we're here for. The fact
that we got up on the wrong side of the
bed and the bio rhythms is off. The other people

(11:53):
out there that is driving to work, that's the only
way to school, that's just getting off, let's trying to
get the day started. They don't know that, nor do
they need to know that. So what they want is
what they still need from us. It's what we've been
given them. So the circumstances, you cannot allow that to

(12:15):
dictate the outcome or the desired effect. So when life
comes along and gives you that cold slap that it
got for all of us, and I mean, man, it
hit you with that hammer dead in the faith, there
are some people somewhere counting on you to show up

(12:37):
and guess what you got to do. I'm sorry, you
got to show up. You got to show up and
show out because they don't know. Do you know how
many comedians I know man get in an argument backstage
or get mad because the comedian in front of them
and went long and take that attitude out on stage

(12:58):
and start having a bad show called what happened backstage
and then starts talking about this guy went long. He
wasn't post to do with twenty minutes. He'd been out
here forty minutes. The audience didn't pay for none of that.
They don't know that fraud. They don't know none of this.
And the fact that you're having a bad day ain't
got nothing to do with that. People pay the laugh

(13:18):
your issue with your contract, your issue with your manager,
your issue with all that other mess by to give
a damn about that. The show must go on. We
got to show up and show out. Thank you again.
All right? Coming up with thirty two minutes after the hour,

(13:39):
we'll hear from a nephew if he runs that prank
back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, guys, it is time now for the nephew
to run that prank back. What you got for his nas,
We're gonna run it back, Jenji vitas. This goes out
to everybody that has it, everybody that's dealing with it,
everybody that the floor below the gums them. All right,

(14:04):
let's go cat. Hello, I'm trying to reach Kelvin Kelvin Davis. Yeah,
this is Calvin. Who am I speaking with? How you
doing to Kelvin? Uh? Let me make sure I got
the right Kelvin Kelvin. You you um at the job?
You work on the fourth floor, right, Yeah, I work
on the fourth floor. Are you in the cubicle next
to Randy. Yeah, a matter of fact, I am. But

(14:27):
who am I? Who am I speaking with? Well, I'm
not at liberty to give my name right now, but
I'm bringing some news from the job that I think
you might want to Uh. You know, this is some
news I think that you would probably want to know.
And I'm just let's just say, I'm I'm an employee
from another floor and I got I got wind of
what was going on on the fourth floor, and I
wanted to you know, I wanted to I wanted to

(14:49):
bring it to your attention because I think on your floor,
nobody's bringing this to your attention, you know. Okay, So
let me get this straight. You can't tell me your name,
but work on the floor below me. Do you know me?
I've seen you before. I've seen you before? Okay, No,
no, no no, no, no, do you know me? I mean

(15:11):
I don't know you know? So no, let me let
me Okay, So how did you how did you get
to so called being the spokesperson for people who work
with me? Hey? Man, like I say, I just wanted
to give you the news because the whole fourth floor
is gossiping about you and nobody's telling you what's going on. Okay,

(15:32):
so obviously the gossip is about me, has gotten to
you on the third floor, and now you are coming
to be my deliverer, so to speak. I'm just a guy.
I'm just a guy bringing you some news. Man, I'm
just here. Let me let me ask you this, bro.
Are you Are you flossing at night? What business is
that of yours? But I'm just I'm just asking are

(15:54):
you flossing at name? Do you floss on a regular basis? Yeah?
I floss on a regular basis? Is what that got
to do with the price of t and challenge? Okay,
when's the last time you've been to the dentist? Man,
who the hell are you? Let me tell you, to
be honest, what you make My problem is not really
what you I'm really upset with the people on the
floor that's not telling you. But you know why, why

(16:16):
ain't you talking to them? But the problem is, man,
is that is that they're talking about you and they're
not telling you what your issue is. So let's get
to the issue at hand. So you are flowsen. You
are flawsen. That's what you're saying. Damn straight out flawst Okay,
are you brushing your tongue? Come on now, you don't
have to you don't have to question me about my

(16:38):
hygienic makeup. You don't know me, you have never talked
to me. But you're gonna side with a bunch of folks.
Did think I'm not I'm not siding with him. Brother,
I'm not siding with him, but he behalf. You're siding
with them. Okay, ke Man, kill kill Listen to this.
This is really you don't even know me, and you're

(17:01):
gonna approach me like this. So Keller, they think you
have ginger vider. Oh, I mean you when you go
to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning below your grooms? Dude
to Dennists, do what you do. And I'm laying there
with my mouth wide open, and I go more than
every six months, So what the hell are you talking about? Well, Okay,

(17:23):
something is wrong, okay, And everybody's saying that it's you,
It is your breath. That's that's just you know, they're
saying they live in the fourth floor to go down
to the lobby just to get some fresh air, because well,
this is what I want you to do. Since you
speaking on their behalf, tell every one of them sorry
soul and souls that if they got a problem with me,

(17:44):
they need to come approach me, and then if it's
that bad, I'll blow my stink as breath in their face.
Bring it off, because this conversation with you is really
way you'll face because you have no business calling me
telling me say, can I give you some some some

(18:04):
items to mix together for you to gargle with later tonight?
So you work, you work in the building, but now
you're a dentist man. You know what this is bull
And we're gonna settle this tomorrow first thing in the morning.
When a matter of fact, I'm gonna go to the
full flow and wait for all these sorry soul and
souls they come up there, who's been talking about me

(18:26):
behind my back? And guess what you invited to the party?
Two player, since you're gonna be their representatives, each one
of them lying back because when they get in there,
as far as I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here, it's
gonna be awoping. And if you walk some of it
show up, sence you the representative, but you will get it.
Do you do you tell them? Do you do you

(18:47):
think it could be some cavities or something? Do you
think you give be cavity? My foot in your cavity?
This is what it's gonna be. And whoever else you
want to try to take it out, they gonna get
it in there. So guess what it's on tomorrow. I
know I ain't got ginger. Are you only brushing in
the morning when you leave for work or you only
bring you? Have you not understood me? Don't keep questioning me.

(19:09):
You can question me tomorrow after I will and yours?
Can you bring? Can you bring? Why did you try
to do? Why did you do me this way? Then
I tell you? Then I tell you? Can you bring?
Can you bring your toothbrush tomorrow? Can you bring your
tooth brush? It's five fingers on my toothbrush. I bring them.
They be balled up and you will get to mister

(19:29):
cleaning that you ain't never thought you would get from
a dentist. Okay, they just don't over man, Hey, hey bro, bro,
calm calm down, man, just calm down. We're trying to
get to we're trying to fix the problem. Just gonna
fix the problem, Kevin, You kicking ass is not gonna
change your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it. That's

(19:51):
no line. Jokers. Come down there and sit in your
cube because all right, So do you you you? I mean,
do you want to know who? Who? Who? Put this
out there? I want you to know when you see
me tomorrow, go ahead and lay it out from me.
Tell me so, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Randy got me the frank phone call.
You man, you know what You've almost started me to

(20:13):
say something. You are lined it to me? Yeah, you wait,
Randy in the morning, you wait, classing him? All right, man,
give it to me this twenty twenty baby. Tell me
what it is, the badnest and I mean the badest
radio show in the land without a doubt. Man. The

(20:35):
gotta be next you Tommy and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
That is Rush at night. Some of y'all don't brush
that night man, All right, thanking of you. Coming up next,
It is asked the Cello Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
in the building for your love questions. Right after this

(20:59):
you're listening show coming up at the top of the hour.
In entertainment news, r Kelly jurors are not disqualified for
watching his docu series. Plus Swood Spats and Timberland are
suing Triller for twenty eight million dollars, and then trending
headline news. Kentucky protesters drowned out part of gubernatorial candidate

(21:23):
Daniel Cameron's speech at a recent rally by shouting out
Brianna Taylor's name. We'll talk about all of these stories
at the top of the hour. Yeah, but right now
it is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer
Steve Harvey in the building, ready and waiting. I nez
from Tulsa. I nez from Tulsa. Right. My brother recently

(21:48):
moved to town and he's been hanging out with my
ex husband. My husband has turned my brother against me,
and my brother had a nerve to tell me that
I ran my husband off. Never mind that my husband
cheated on me. Is that my fault too? How can
he pick that man's side over mine? Well, your brother stupid, yeah,

(22:09):
you know, and your brother ain't just gets stupid, you know,
Ruther Ruther been stupid. Damn his whole life. First of all,
he didn't moved and he running with your ex husband.
Now he didn't turn him against his sister. How stupid

(22:31):
is Ruther? I'm with you when you write Steve, I'm
pretty sure and Nes you are too old to call
change your name? Yeah, she probably loves her brother. You're like,

(22:53):
now you can't change that. You just had to go
with your nickname. Any what's it? What is it in any?
You may as well say just as long? Yeah, but
it just say it takes a zof so it don't
sound so slave. Well, we're gonna go from I nev

(23:20):
to Fiona in a Delaware. I'm forty two and I've
been divorced twice. I'm a Republican and my new boyfriend
has never voted in his life. Yet he says our
political differences are messing up our relationship. I didn't support
Trump and my boyfriend has never supported any of the candidates.

(23:41):
So is he just making up excuses to break up?
Vorced twice? M you forty two? So let me show
you what I think has happened with these two divorces,
even though that ain't your questions. No, it's not a
new man that you just picked. Hmm. It's claiming that

(24:05):
Charles political differences, it's causing the problem. Yeah, you're dating
the man that ain't ever vote. Mm hmmm. You're a
Republican that don't support Trump. M y'all have nothing, income, nothing,

(24:25):
You are a little mixed up yourself. There's a black
dude and a white woman. Yeah, well the white woman
live Fiona. Didn't you watch Shrek cartoon? The hell you're

(24:51):
talking about? Did you watch Shrek cartoon? In real life
she would have been white? Is the point with the name, like, yeah, hey,
what we're going with this here? Black? I'm frightening jokes?
What is y'all analyzing? Damn, we're not analyzing. Okay, we'll

(25:17):
just let me tell the damn joke. If you know
a white Fiona West yet he was green though. Anyway,
I think guys off a bit. You need to relax,
pull up a little bit, try to find a day

(25:37):
the next person you date should have something in common
with you. Find your answer Republican that you can date
a black Republican. They out there, oh lord, they out there.
Thank you. Somebody where y'all can agree on something and
going to live your life because you know whatever Trump's
not coming back. Just need y'all know that he's in

(25:57):
the fight of his life. Yeah, y'all need to start
working through that right now. Get all the hell billings
together with them. Gun threatened to kill all these FBI
agents and stuff. Get all these here, go set your
ass down. Trump ain't coming back. We tell y'all. The
soft warden rising again. Even believe that now you think

(26:17):
Trump coming back, He ain't coming back, Heather, how long
Elvis is really dead? Damn man, boy. When they hang
on the something, they hang on tight to the n
They don't even bleed the truth no more. You stole
that letching you know now they didn't. That is the

(26:40):
biggest lie. Moving on. He ain't trying to help y'all
from climbing that wall. Y'all ass going to jail. They
were scaling it, and he ain't got time to help
y'all because his ass might be going his self. Facts
all right, I'm moving on steep to Amy and Montgomery.

(27:03):
Amy says, my co worker introduced me to a man
and we hit it off. But he did something over
the weekend that makes me think he's a stalker. I
was at brunch with my girls and I just so
happened to see his car ride by the patio. I
called him and he said he wanted to make sure
I made it okay. Is that creepy or what? He's

(27:25):
just checking to make sure you made it okay, Slash,
you said you off where you said you was. Don't
be he's creepy, stock No, no, listen, okay, listen to
my aunt. He called me dry. Is that creepy? Yes,
he said he was just calling to make sure I

(27:47):
made it okay. He was just calling to make sure
you made it okay, Slash that you off where you
said you What I'm saying, yeah, kind of pottention watching
now called me too. Yeah, still creepy. You're right, Amy,

(28:09):
red flag, don't ignore him, red flag, But I'm agreeing
with Amy. I'm just telling her to read the whole thing.
I got what he said. But he he drove by
slow damnler like some wonders was gonna come down. They
were gonna start shooting. It looked like a drive by. Yeah, yeah,

(28:32):
great advice, Steve. And did he have some rap music
playing role? He was going by anyway, just checking out,
but trap trying to see what she had you rapping

(28:55):
now checking out to see where she yet, I don't
know why he's checking out with your girls. All right,
thank you, Cielo. Uh okay, coming up at the top
of the hour and entertainment news and trending headlines. We'll

(29:19):
be right back right after this. You're listening to the
morning show in Chicago. The federal trial of R. Kelly
got started on Monday. Kelly sat in court and watched
the long drawn out process of jury selection. The judge
quiz more than sixty potential jurors about what they know
about R. Kelly and in this case of child pornography

(29:41):
plus obstruction of justice. The judge denied the defense's requests
to bar any juror that watch lifetime docu series Surviving R. Kelly.
The judge dismissed half the panels, many of them admitted
to seeing the series and believing they could not be
they could not be unbiased prosecutors and defense attorneys will

(30:02):
get their shot today and narrow the field even further.
So there you go. Yeah, it doesn't matter that they've
seen the series or not. Imports some jury. How many
more trials? He got a lot, Yeah, a lot, as
many as it takes. Yes, a lot of victims grag

(30:27):
on all levels. Yeah, because this guy man could have
had a great life. M the choices he made, and man,
he chose to go the other way, chose evil and
participated some things and put off some things. And man,
I mean, when you got acquitted the first time, go

(30:49):
sit your ass down somewhere. But I don't understand me personally.
I'm sorry, I don't get it at all. All these
beautiful grown women walk around here. I'm talking about good
one conversation, talking single. Yeah. She problem is with grown
women they talk back. That's problem right there. They have Yeah, sure,

(31:14):
I said, and they can read. And they can read
because you've never thrown a rock that big before. But
I'm just throwing to try all the windows out and
I meant, every every word everywhere they can read. Lord,

(31:35):
but got got got got got go? What the hell
happened the strawberry? We've talked about grown women in opinions? Yeah, yeah,
Well guess we'll move on to the next story. By
all right, here we go. We all know with Beets

(31:57):
and Timberland created a super popular music battle show called Versus,
and now they are suing Triller for twenty eight million dollars. Now.
This is according to tim Z. Swiss and Timberland agreed
to sell Versus to Triller back in January of last year,
but they say Triller defaulted on the deal after only
two payments. Swiss and Timberland said they settled with Triller

(32:20):
after the initial default, but they say Triller played the
game the same game as before, making one installment and
then not paying up the remaining balance. So Swiss and
Timberland are going after Triller for more than twenty eight
million dollars plus interest. Do you have a tree? How

(32:42):
much money Triller? G Well, you just have to find
out who's behind Trill, you know, make sure how to
court documents, cloud of corporation is set up in all
like that. But Swiss, Swiss is brilliant guy, man, Yeah,
he's brilliant. And all they suing for is what the
contract is. Yeah, they won't interest now because they're gonna

(33:08):
win the case. They just got to figure out how
they're gonna collect. They're gonna win, right because they got
the paperwork. Gotch plus interest. I love that part plus
interest all right. Finally, in trending headline News, supporters of
Brianna Taylor showed up in a big way at a

(33:29):
rally in Kentucky and booed Kentucky Attorney General and GOP
gubernatorial candidate Daniel Cameron. Cameron is the AG who failed
to indict any of the officers who were involved in
the killing of Brianna Taylor. Take a listen. I want
you to know that we might be sharing a few
laughs today, but whether we're a Republican or Democrat, know

(33:50):
that we are with you. When natural disasters strike, we
take off our partisan hats and we root for each other.
We help prepare, and we rebuild. We try together, and
we laughed together, and we pick each other up. And
that's what I've seen during the gather station left by
the tornadoes and the floods. Give it up, but you

(34:19):
can sell the sound when you're about to lose, you
know it. You don't believe with saying that was the junior. Recently,
Department of Justice, of course, disagreed with the States finding
and federally charged the four Louisville officers in connection with
Brianna Taylor's death. So there you go. Yes, they under
justice signment some sort of justice. Yeah, yeah, I mean

(34:48):
he tried, he tried to speak over the crown. Yeah yeah,
but see, you bet you better believe he did. He would,
he was. He had on himself a little bit. I'm
gonna tell you that right now, boy, because when you're
trying to read your speech and they hollowed all listen

(35:12):
instead of getting a prescription visiting hearing healthy professional custom following,
he was mild to moderate hearing loss from law be
able to buy herring age directly. Father, stop this move. Yeah,
let me tell you something. He would all straight struggle. Yeah. Yeah.

(35:36):
When he got to read that, he just did like
this into the mic. Oh yeah, yeah, he got in
the back. He didn't cost security out everything. Where are
the guys at all right? Moving on, coming up in

(35:56):
twenty minutes after the hour. Did your parents embarrass you
when they dropped you off at college? We'll talk about this, yes, yes,
when we come back right after this. You're listening to
morning show. All right, So here's the question. Did your
parents embarrass you when they dropped you off at college?
It's that time of year, of course, where parents drive

(36:17):
their college freshmen to school and drop them off to
be on their own for the first time in their lives,
saying goodbye. It can be really really hard. It can
be sad, and especially for the parents who may linger
a little longer than they should. You know, maybe mom
and dad even make a then by getting overly emotional.
So the question is to you, um, Steve Junior, Tommy,

(36:42):
did your parents were they emotional when they dropped you off?
And then Tommy, we have a question for you. You
were brought to drop your daughter off at college. So
how are you feeling? Guys, well, the emotional no, they
wouldn't emotional happened? What happened to you in university? It
was four boys that was sitting on the steps. My

(37:04):
mama said, babe, what you're doing? They said nothing. They
messed up. My mama made them move me in my door.
I said, what is you doing doing? I didn't know
none of them, but I just pulled up in the circle,
Holly Hall, What did you doing? Mama? What did you doing?
They grabbed and moved all my stuff in. Then she
told him take him to him stead to the back, dolls,

(37:25):
he's hungry. What did you doing? Just leave? They filhoop
my ass. Sold y'all pull off. But tay to day
we've been friends for twenty five years. Beautiful. Yeah, yeah,
that's how it happened. Oh good, I didn't. I didn't
get dropped. I didn't get dropped off. I'm in the

(37:46):
driveway pulling back my daddy crying. I'm crying. And that
was about it. You know, that was about it. Here
boy called me when you get there, let me know
you made it. Then they let you be a man.
Now I got dropped off, Steve. Here we go, no matter.

(38:07):
It was cool because my parents are the oldest, so
they they don't know nothing about no damn college. And uh,
I had three rulemates and got into the quad and
put my stuf. I't have one and I ain't need
no help. I ain't hand number one box one suitcase.
That was all I had in the in this world.

(38:28):
So so I so they they My mama hugged me
and say, do good down here, baby, makeup problem. My
father hugged me and said, keep y'all on. Need white folks, boy,
that was asked to be expected. Yeah, that's all I said,
keep you only white folks, boy, Yeah, because I had

(38:53):
three white roommates, that's all he went on. How you
couldn't do this here? Keep y on the white folks
boar went on out to so you saw each other. Yeah,
coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, We're
gonna check Steve's voicemail at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
Right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. It

(39:19):
is time now to check Steve's voicemail. If you want
to leave Steve a message, call him eight seven seven
twenty nine, Steve. All right, this is mister Johnson. That's
first caller Steve. He's a little upset about some comments
you made about the six year old boy. Remember we
did this story in Ohio. Who was in the story
drinking a malt liquor? Yes, good morning, Steve Harvey. My

(39:39):
name is Johnson. I live in Beaufort, Georgia, born and
raised in Los Angeles, California. Delivered mail for the Post
Office twenty two years. I live in a mobile home
park here in Georgia. I got down on my luck
and this morning, on this day, All the sixteenth, you've

(40:02):
made a comment that that little boy that his mother
was giving him beer was probably living a trailer home park.
And I feel like that was hurting to some people,
especially me. When I listen at your radio show, every day.
I kind of like you, Steve Harvey. I followed you
for years. I'm seventy one years old, I'm disabled, I'm

(40:22):
on oxygen behind my mobile home. Parks is the best
I could do at a ninety thousand dollars. I paid
for it, and you you hurt my feelings when you
downplayed us, like with trailer trash. I really would like
to hear from you, and I really think you need
to apologize to us listeners for that comment you made.

(40:44):
You have a blessed day, Steve Harvey, and I do
love you and Tommy and your show and the rest
of the cast. God bless you. I love you, Miss John,
my uncle. Go ahead. But I never I never said
trailer trash. I was just talking about why I assumed

(41:04):
the boy from I didn't inform a joke. I'm not
gonna apologize because I don't. I don't feel like I
did anything to hurt you. I ain't know your ass
lived in the trailer park. I didn't know your ass
had fell on your hard as luck. I didn't know
nothing about you being on no oxygen tank, and I
didn't know your ass stayed didn't be for George. So
how you think I was talking directly to your ass,

(41:26):
mister Johnson. I don't even see how you came to that.
So now mama had to stand on this joke. I
told you know, I don't get to tell many jokes
no more because political correctness is killing me. If you
think I'm gonna apologize for saying this little ragged ass
ball was riding on the scooter to drinking a mat liquor.

(41:47):
And you think his ass wasn't in front of a trailer,
you're saying the mistake. There's got nothing to do with
good people that living trailer park. I'm not getting apologize
to your ass. He wasn't you, and it wasn't your grandson.
Now we now you ain't apologizing. I'm not fit to
do that. Mister. I love you too, but you got

(42:10):
to give me mine. But God made me this way
and I'm not Co'm not gonna keep apologizing for being
who I am and high I stand by that joke
I told his little trailer podcast is on the scooter
malt liquor. No, I'm not he doing it. I'm not
tending to do it, and he still more him. Now,

(42:32):
I didn't say nothing about mister Johnson. Even though he
might have rolled pass your trailer. Mister Johnson, I had
never mentioned that, and we're not not fitting to do
that now, Love, love you, mister Johnson, for you for listening.
You get off the oxygen tanking all this here. I
know you spent your ninety thousand. It's probably real nice

(42:53):
and stuff. But if you build a porch in front
of it and I'll see it, and you got that
little barbecue thing all right time, Good morning, Steve. My
name is Vicky. I'm out of Dallas, and I listened
to k r NB one or five point seven, and

(43:15):
I just wanted to let you know I listened to
your show every morning, and I just wanted to let
you know that you and your team are the best
radio station team in the world, not just in Dallas
but everywhere. And I want you guys to keep up
the good work. Also, I want to tell you about

(43:35):
your me and myself on your vacation, your golf vacation.
You are ignorant, but you're good ignorant and with the
combination and the team that you have, y'all are the best.
And I want to tell you guys to keep up
the good work. Thank you. Nice after that and you know,

(43:58):
like you said, the best rad show all over the world,
even in beautiful George. All right, coming up next to
Frank phone call with the nephew right after this stupid
You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.

(44:20):
It's my strawberry letter for today. Get this title, Huccie
Daddy Shorts and tight jeans. Huccie Daddy Shorts and tight jeans.
We'll find out. We'll find out in just a bit,
but right now it is time for the nephew and
today's Frank phone call. Yes, you don't worry. All right,
here it is this right here is Jeane. I got

(44:43):
your girl. Jean, I got you. You know I'm always
helpful to people. You know what I'm saying. That's what
I do. This is what I do. This is Jean,
I got you girl. Let's go Hello speedy Jane. My
name Vernon brother was playing What's going on? I need

(45:04):
to high let you for a minute, my man. I
want to let you about your wife. So you got
a minute. Yeah, I'm I don't even know how to
breaktice to your dog. I just want to be straight
up with you. Man, me and your wife have been
kind of seeing each other, and really she want to
let you go. But she ain't, you know, she really
ain't got it got it up in her to say

(45:25):
she want to let you go. So I'm coming to
you like a man and letting you know. You know
that she really wanted to shut it down with you.
We've been seeing each other for a minute now, so
I don't know how well you know, I'm just coming
at you like a man brother, trying to let you
know she don't even really want you no more. You know,

(45:45):
we haven't talked about it, talked about it, and I'm
just trying to get it all. I know. I'm tired.
I'm tired of hiding with it. Really, okay, okay, well
you know it's a lot smoother than I expected. Player,
I man, it is what it is. It is what
it is. I mean, long as long as you as
long as you cool, I thought, you know, I just

(46:07):
want to be a man called and how I let
you let you know? Have you seen her to day?
And where are you from from Jersey? I'm around Newark.
I mean, you said it's a lot smooder than you
thought it was gonna baby. Well, you know, anytime i'm
another man from to call another man about his wife,
I mean, yeah, you don't expect it to be nothing.
You know, pretty simple, that's for sure. I didn't contemplate

(46:29):
it a long time by calling you. Saw, you know,
the day I just said the head whatever, I get
my number, So I've been hand your number. I had
your number a long time. All right, Now you say
you're looking, Um, there's a lot smoother than you thought
it's gonna be. It ain't that smooth, But you know
you don't want you know, the thing is, you got

(46:49):
one up on it because you know my information. Now
I's gonna come find you. Okay, wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait hold up? Now good. You feel like
I'm gonna to hold up. You just want to Okay,
you feel like you need to be looking for me
or something. Brother, Look look ahead, let's check this out.
This is a decision that the wife has made. You
understand what I'm saying. So you have no reason to

(47:10):
be mad at me about anything. You have no reason
to be coming looking for me or any information on me,
because see, when that happens, then it's gonna really get stinky.
Up in here, and I'm trying not to let that happen.
That's why I'm calling you like a man, brother, Trust me,
Ain't that I'm never worried about. Okay, Well, I'm just
letting you know, man, I'm letting you know up front
sheet with me and her contemplated a long time. Y'alla, y'alla.

(47:32):
So now you know here we are. So I said,
you know, what the hell with it? I'm calling today,
y'all should have did this on the phone together out
of respect to both of y'all. More, Okay, well you know,
and then you know, if that's what it's got to be,
we be face to face together whatever it's gotta be, man. Okay, So,
but but let me ask you this here where it's
going in Once we're both staying flat footed and tell

(47:53):
you how it is, then what I ain't gonna ever
be flat footed? Okay? What the flat footed? Or upside
down anyway you want to look at it. Bro. I'm
trying not to get into this physical part, but it
seemed like you're leaning that way with me. It could
be whatever you no, it could be on this side
of the dirt the other side, and don't make it difference.
It never does, brother, it never does. When two bulls

(48:13):
come together, one of them got to go down. No,
guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You've got
my information. Guess what now I'm not loaded than hunter
for you. You lock and loaded. There's no need for
you to say. There's no need for us discussing anymore. Okay, cool,
you know why we at it, man, Let me go
and drop it all on you then, because it's it
seemed like we need to go and get it all

(48:34):
out the way. You cool? You know what I'm saying.
I think you need you know, a matter of fact,
if you want to just keep it all the way real,
you might want to go take a blood test about
a lina and make sure you to Papa to that.
All right, feel me? Got it? So I'm gonna have
your wife getting your car man, because we didn't contemplate

(48:54):
it or too long and it's time. Yeah, you do that.
You know my information? Like I said, you said enough,
you didn't enough bones there. Now I'm really hunter for somebody.
So you know what I mean, somebody's got to go.
What you mean, wait, what was all this? Somebody got
to go? What you're saying somebody got to go. Okay,

(49:14):
you're talking about either me or you. One of us
got to go, see because you're saying the wrong thing.
Because what you must understand is if I've given you
as much information as I already have, that means I
have enough information to know where you are. Brother, you
know nothing about me norway I reside. So if you're
gonna talk about locking load and somebody got to go,
then you're saying it to the wrong person, because I'm
already up on you. Player. You got to First off,

(49:36):
you ain't really annoyed because it got a country action.
So second off, like you've done them on the real street.
So however you want to handle it, you know my information.
Guess what, I don't reside in the more. I ain't
being the more. That's what. Now. You got to start
from scratch like me. He'll go to math. Man, you're
ready for that. You're ready for this math, You're ready

(49:58):
to play. He'll go to math. This net you, Timmy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You've been pranked by
your wife? Yeah, black man until I but you you
kind of had me scared for a minute because you
really wasn't flinching you whatever you eating over there, you
never did stop eating on it. Oh, I ain't gonna
stop here every morning. What's the baddest radio morning show

(50:22):
in the land, The Steve Harvey Show. Hey do let
me tell who care ass bro right there? He said,
he ate the whole time. Yeah, all right, So y'all,
so you got all my information, you got one up

(50:44):
on me. Yeah, I'm looking for you. Nothing, Jane was
the baby. Nothing, nothing moves him. I felt like an
ass whipping was coming that hand. That's I actually felt it.
I think this is the first print where you knew.

(51:04):
I think I'm in ganger. We all felt it, Steve Yes,
because the whole time I was going, I was going,
you know what, this the one, It's the one we've
been talking about it this. I think this hit right here,
This is it? This is it? Yeah, Yo, I was

(51:27):
a bit scared right there. He s with your country
has accent. I know you're not from the north. You
ain't right, I think I think no, he said, northern
end word. That's what he said. Yeah, Gene is not

(51:50):
playing with a little scary Gene. If you're listening, hey man,
good morning to your brother. Hope life is good. Um,
if you need anything, hey, I'm here for it, man,
whatever you need. Man, I'm like I said, I'm I
was just playing, you know. Yeah, much much love to Gene.
Wait too much, Tommy. We keep telling you and anybody

(52:11):
with Jeene Caliber. Good morning to y'all. Man, y'all different
kind of people, good morning, you know, laugh sometime, man, damn,
just it's just these just jokes. Just yeah, yeah, yeah,
all Jene Calibers, I tell yeah, just man, y'all relax,
just relax. Yeah. I don't know what kind of food

(52:35):
that was, but he wasn't letting up on it. But yeah,
big up to Gene. And now on a more on,
a more sexy approach you and catch me tomorrow night.
Yeah on the own network, Ready to Live as I
navigate you through, Ready to Love Miami and uh yeah,
so all your beautiful ladies out there, put your husband

(52:56):
down on the couch and get them ready to love,
your man, your boyfriend, whatever, and get you some ready
to love on Friday night on the Ome Network eight seven.
You understand, Thank you so good, so good. All right, nephew,
thank you coming up now that would be sexy, nephew,
Thank you. She go here Okay, all right, sexy nephew,

(53:18):
you like that? Did you? Coming up next it is
the Strawberry Letter, the subject Huccie Daddy Shorts and Tight Jeans.
Huccie Daddy Shorts and Tight Jeans. We'll find out what
that's all about right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for today's

(53:38):
Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please please please submit your letter to Steve
HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could
be reading your letter live on the air, just like
we're gonna read this one right here, right now, and
you never know, it could be yours, it could be

(54:00):
your ways. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got
it for you here. It is subject Hucie Daddy Shorts
and Tight Jeans. Dear Stephen Shirley, you two are very fashionable,
so I need your advice on how to talk to
my husband. He seems to be going through a midlife
crisis or something similar. We're both fifty six years old

(54:21):
and have been married since we were thirty. We did
get married so I could become a US citizen, but
we were in love. I met him when he was
stationed in my country, and we both had a lot
of growing up to do. He was never trendy or
fashionable because he wore a uniform to work until he
retired recently. Now he's trying to be like the men

(54:42):
he sees on social media. He follows online workouts and
he's been wearing his arms out a lot more. He's
got a great body, with big arms and nice muscular thighs,
and it's the thighs that are creating the problem for him.
He's not a suave guy at all. And he's trying
up fashions from a store in the mall that I

(55:02):
will not call out because I love shopping there too.
I'm a size six, so I can do that. He's
six two and kind of bulky, so he shouldn't be
in that store at all. The shirts bit him, but
they're almost too tight on his big arms. I cannot
deal with the pants and the shorts though. He chooses

(55:22):
to buy the new trendy hoochie daddy shorts and when
we go out, he has to reach and pull them
out of his crotch when he gets up and while
he's walking. That's what women do. I feel like if
you have to do all of that, they're not the
right size or they're not made for your body type.
Then there's the same issue with his jeans. He wears

(55:44):
them so tight on his thighs that he's forcing them
on and off, and he has marks on his legs afterwards.
How do I get my middle aged man to dress appropriately?
It is getting rather embarrassing. Well, first of all, thank
you for the compliment, but I have a few questions
for you. Have you told your husband how you feel

(56:06):
about his new style? I know you're asking us for advice,
but you know, sometimes you just gotta let them know
in a nice way. But just let them know, honey,
maybe that shirt's a little too tight or you know,
something like that. You know, get a larger size. I
think it would look better, or show off your muscles more.
But is he shopping at a woman's store because you

(56:27):
said you like to shop there too, You shop there too.
Is he trying to show off his body? Maybe that's
what he's trying to do, But there are better ways
to do it than you know, seeing your man and
hoochie daddy shorts and what are those anyway, What does
that mean hoochie daddy shorts? Are they real tight? I
don't know unless they're competing competing as a bodybuilder or weightlifter.

(56:51):
I don't see a reason for any fifty six year
old man to dress like this in public. I mean,
just because you can doesn't mean you should. There is
such a thing as a appropriateness which is still really
sexy without showing all of your stuff. I mean, I
was really done when you said he was pulling his
shorts out of his crotch every time he gets up
from a chair. Some more questions for you. Is he

(57:14):
a lifeguard? I mean, do you guys live on the beach?
Is that why he dresses like that? In any event,
it doesn't sound like he knows what to do. I mean,
if you're if he's just looking on social media and
left up to his own devices, this is what he
comes up with. I think honestly he needs a stylist.
Maybe you can invest in a stylist. They do have

(57:35):
people at department stores that will help put looks together
for you, you know, in the appropriate size and all that.
But you got to tell him how you feel about this,
and he's you know, way too grown just to be
wearing stuff like this that doesn't fit. He should at
least know that. Okay, Steve, Well, seeing as how, I

(57:56):
don't give a damn about this letter, I just don't
seem like a major issue. I'm just gonna dress the
points in the letter that I feel like talking about.
I'm going to say before I read this letter, I
ain't really trying to help you, but that's what she wants.
I'm not the well sorry, come to compliment me and

(58:18):
Shelley time, we're very fashionable. That well, that ain't gonna
help you with my response. He's going through a mid
life crisis. You and your hub we both fifty six
years old and been married since who was thirty? So
they've been married twenty six years. What we did get

(58:41):
married so I could become a US citizen, but we
were in love. Donna try to fix it. I'm gonna
try to fix it now. I read that. I read
that you told the truth. At first. You see that
you said we did get married so I could become
a US citizen, but we were in love though now

(59:04):
no where you should have wrote this letter was I
loved my husband deeply. We met while he was in
the military, and we got married and I became a
US citizen. That's what you should have said, Okay, But
what you said was we did get married so I
could become a US citizen. But we were in love.

(59:27):
A letter that took a dog turned to me. He
was stationed in my country, and we both had a
lot of growing up to do. I wonder to where
y'all will yeah she did, She didn't say yeah. I
got a couple of guesses, though, as I read the letter.
When we come back once again, who che daddy, shuance

(59:48):
and tight jeans, I will not be trying to help her.
I don't think this letter is important. But I will
just be talking about the stuff in the letter that
I want to talk about. And I don't care if
the mouth of the South did pick this damn letter out.
I respond to this little ragged ass. Anyway, y'all go

(01:00:12):
when we come back, all right, anyway, we'll have turned two.
Be quiet, Steve, we'll have turned two of your response
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. The
subject is hoochie daddy shorts and tight jeans. We'll be
back right after this. You're listening show all right, Come on, Steve,

(01:00:32):
let's recap today's Strawberry letter, the subject hoochie daddy shorts
and tight jeans. Once again, I'm not gonna be able
to help this lady because I don't even care. But
there are some things in the letter that I just
want to talk about because I ain't got nothing to
do today. This couple, they got married when they was
thirty years old, they both fifty six, And then she

(01:00:54):
made the alarming statement that we did get married so
I could become a US citizen, but we were in
love though it's too late for that. You got married
so you could become a US citizen, but we were
in love though. Nah, nah, you just wanted to come
over him, that's all that is. Yeah, I saw she

(01:01:17):
just wanted over here. Now this kind of got catalog
bride written all over it, but I ain't gonna. I
don't really know that because he was dad he saw,
so it wasn't in the catalog. But he met you
somewhere and this cute little love story. So let's go
head on. And we both had a lot of growing
up to do when you was already thirty. Damn. He

(01:01:37):
was never trendy or fashional. But because he wore uniform
to work until he retired recently. Well, he was in
a military. You ain't got no nothing about fashion. This
is what we were in. We all way the same thing.
Some great uniforms out there, And thank you for everybody
that provides a service for us in the military. This
ain't about you, just about the lady and her hus

(01:02:00):
Now now he's trying to be like the men he
sees on social media. He's following some online workouts, and
he's been wearing his arms out a lot more. He's
got a great body with big arms at nice muscular thighs. Well,
we'll be the judge of that. Yeah, well we'll tell

(01:02:22):
you if he got a nice ass body. He got
big arms and he built nice he got nice thighs. No, no,
but see, words is worth a thousands is worth a
thousand pictures sometimes, you know how they say a pictures
worth thousand words. Sometimes words is worth a thousand pictures
in this case, so now she trying to make him

(01:02:44):
more than he out to be. He'd been wearing his
arms out. He got a great body with big arms
at nice muscular thighs. Keep that in mind. Watched it,
and it's the thighs that are creating a problem for him.
He's not a suave guy at all. Okay, naw, we're
starting to tell the truth. Then all this big old

(01:03:05):
great body, nice arms, muscular, big thighs, and all of
a sudden, it's his thighs that a problem because he
he not a suave guy. So, oh, now he knocked knee.
She didn't say that. Yeah, that's what it is, Shirley,
when they say he's not suave at all, when he
got big thighs and his thighs, it's the problem. He

(01:03:26):
knocked knee. Yeah, that's what I got out of him.
You know that's what he wearing shorts because he can't
wear carter roys because he has started five knock kneed.
People can't wear cordar roys. Ain't you completely the start him.
He's trying out fashions from a store in the mall

(01:03:47):
that I will not call out because I love shopping
there and I'm a side six, so I can do that.
Wait a minute, we all have the same store? Yeah?
Could this be the Express? The Express? Half different things?
He can't be an h and them now, Zara, it's
the one that has these high fashion places, and you

(01:04:10):
know they duplicate the high fashions my kids and turned
me on to that. They see what I'm wearing, then
they gonna get the other version for it. Piss me off.
They pay twenty dollars for the pants. I don't damn
thousand dollars for him. And it looked just like him.
I'll be mad as anyway. So he swap. So he

(01:04:34):
knocked Need and he'd been up the shopping at Zarah.
Now you aside six and he but he's six two.
Ain't kind of balking? Now wait a minute, now, you
just said back up there. He got a real nice
body and with big arms at nice from muscular thigh.
Now he's six two kind of balking. Oh nine, we

(01:04:56):
got a little knock Need, a little fat man. We
talked about nine. That's what she said. A word is
worth a thousand pictures. So he shouldn't even be in
that stow at all his fat, as said Zara, trying
to shop and all this stuff that's for slim cut people.
You can't go in that. Fat people got to stay

(01:05:17):
out of Zar. You need to be there. He y'all
need to go there, Lane Brian for him. He can't
be up in Zarah. You got to go to ar Lane,
Brian or Ashley. They don't have men's clothes. It don't matter.
That's where he needs to be wearing hooch your shorts
and then get you side sixteen something that of fitch

(01:05:38):
you anyway, he chooses to buy the new and trendy
hoochie daddy short and when we go out, he got
to reach up and pull him out of his crotch
when he get up while he walking. Now, I don't
know if you noticed it, but here is another picture
that's worth a thousand words. To pull your shorts out
your crotch requires your finger tips. And he got the

(01:06:00):
big ass hands because you already said the knock need
man any big bulky and he trying to put that
he pulling them out all day because he knocked need. See,
I told you I wasn't trying to help you, so
I don't really give a damn. That's what women do,
and I feel like you shouldn't have to do that
at all. Anyway, he's forcing them out. Let's anyway. I
don't know what store he needed to get his finger

(01:06:22):
tips out of his crop. And you need to just
tell him, Hey, you're pulling on your fat ass self
and you don't need to be in Zara no more.
Your ass need to be in Rochester. Big and Tall
were on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey, fl you
need to be down at dfhof shopocast demand. You need

(01:06:44):
to go to Walmart and by that tank top that
fit air by our Sports Talk with Junior got all
the holes that you can stick down in your belt.
You're listening show. It is time for Junior and Sports Talk.
What you got Junior? All right, let me everybody know. First, Huntsville, Alabama,
I'm coming to stand up Live September. First, go ahead

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and get the tickets that stand Up Live dot Com.
Your favorite play cousin has come to act the food
in the city of Huntsville, Alabama. I can't wait to
see y'all. Thank y'all so much for requesting. Yeah, I called,
all right, I need I need pipping, I need Pimper
always him man alway, I'm right you want something, Junior, Man,

(01:07:26):
how you doing? Pippot everything everything you know you've been
out everything in man and everything, imaginations, pimp, Yeah, Mille,
pimper and something like that. You know I'm in a
nash ain't know being the mining you know what I'm saying.
All right, pepper Man, this week two of the preseason, Man,

(01:07:48):
I want you to get your pre pick seas he
can start walking up for the season. Oh yeah, don't
nobody care nothing about the preseason? What you want to know? Yeah,
but go ahead. Let's go ahead and just do some
picks though, so you don't frank this pickt practice pimpet Yeah,
I don't really need practice pimping. It comesnatch you, So

(01:08:10):
let's see how you feel about it. Man Bears verse Seahawks. Oh, Man,
Bad's gonna win this one. And here they're wanting a
some people right now, the Bad's gonna be all nineteen ship.
Seahawks ain't got they ain't got no Russell Wilson no more. Yeah,
they don't. I don't give a damn who they gonna
throw the ball? Bring back Marshawn Niche, letting him quarter back.

(01:08:31):
Panthers versus Patriots, pimper all Panthers and the Patriots. Oh
that's Baker may feel down there now, yeah, with his
angry ass. Uh, don't nobody camp, but since I hate
Boston I'm gonna go with the Panthers. Then we can
go Saints versus Packers. Oh, it's preseason and Rogers ain't

(01:08:56):
he ain't gonna play. Yeah, and Jamison Wiston, I don't
even know if he's gonna play because he might get
hurt again. You know, he's fragg He like a little
piece of parslan. When where he playing football? He need
to be playing volleyball or something. Wait, he be getting hurt,
blood away, he felt. But damn gent, they don't even

(01:09:17):
make these kids like that no more. I remember when
I played football. I played football with two broke ankles
one time. Ship. They don't even make them like the football.
I was the quarterback and handed the ball off to myself.
Go ahead, all right, here we go, Texas versus the Rails.

(01:09:39):
Stop this preseason anything. The Texas ain't gonna win no
damn game ever again y'all, y'all just called the baseball
team a leash. Y'all know how to and cheat, Junior pimpin,

(01:10:02):
thank you for that sports report of the Steve Harvey
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and all of that, you know, some people are still
grilling on the weekends, catching that last little bit of summer.

(01:10:47):
And we saw this topic on Facebook. Okay, the subject
was don't micromanage me when I'm grilling. So this guy
named Dave wrote in. He said, my brother won't grill, slash,
bar barbecue for our large family events anymore. He feels
too many people have specific requests. He can't handle complaint.

(01:11:07):
He can't handle complaints. He can't handle things like cheese
or no cheese, or well done or medium? What kind
of rub are you using? Is that vegan or meat?
He says, My brother can really really barbecue, but he
is fed up and now he's telling the family to
get a caterer because he is done. Yea, So he
had a question for forever you, Steve, Tommy and Junior.

(01:11:31):
He wants to know if you have any suggestions to
help his brother deal with these special food orders when
he's grilling. He says he wants him back out there
on that grill at least by the upcoming Labor Day weekend.
So what advice do you guys have for I just
got one. I ain't got the one. The vegan people
can go to hell. Oh that's all I got to say.

(01:11:56):
Rest up blowing on than Junior. But the bigger people
can go to hell. Yeah. My thing with tom they
want Yeah, I think with Tommy, if you vegan, you
need to leave now. You don't need to even be
coming by there. No, we don't want you there. No
vegans getting hungry. You can't have a little side menu
for the vegans. Yeah, yeah, we gotta sign menu for them.

(01:12:19):
They call sides. Yeah, that's what they call. It's called
side low baked beans, you know, and pick the ham
out the baked beans because it's going in there. Take
the baking and stuff out the bake beans because they're
going in there. And here's my suggestion, here's what you do.

(01:12:40):
See what I bobecue I have I have kids. This vegans.
You know I got friends. You know this, Come on,
but I'm bobbecuted. Yes, this high bobecute. I got warm
and draws. This high barbecute? This what bobecute? Why are
you yelling chicken? You can't get chicken? Is chicken? You

(01:13:01):
gotta be one sixty five in the middle. That's it now,
my steaks, my lamb chops burgers all this is medium ram.
So when you get him out the warm and draw
you want to pop them in a microwave and heat
him up. It heat him down the medium or you
can leave it in there and turn it in the
shoe leavel that's on your agg But telling them off

(01:13:27):
the grill at medium ram, because when I reheat him up,
I won't mind to go to medium. Did you talk
to your guests in the same tongue? I don't talk
to him at all. I've been This ain't a social event.
I'm out here cooking. This is my kitchen. Get out

(01:13:50):
around the grill. The sauce wee got, But Dave can't
even handle cheese or no cheese and your burger I
mean not doing that. Jesus in refrigerator. You shouldn't know
if you want cheese or that, well, then you need

(01:14:10):
to be You need to put your identify the birther.
You won't get your cheese out refrigerator and be standing
there because they're coming off. Ain't medium. He just don't
even ask him well done or medium for your meetings.
I don't well done me man, gonna ask nothing. Why

(01:14:30):
did you talking to? First of all, my damn assistant
been with me twenty five years. Want everything well done?
Not doing that to the food well done? We can
just give it to the damn dog. And it is
a social event. Bet not. We have more watch and

(01:14:52):
then eat coming up with twenty minutes after the hour.
Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. Well, the
Democrats are feeling energized right about now. They were over
five hundred thousand jobs added in the month of July.
That's twice the expectations. Unemployment has fallen to three point

(01:15:15):
five percent. The Inflation Reduction Act is set to pass,
and there are there has been about fifty two days
of falling gas prices. Okay. In addition, former President Trump
is being investigated about the alleged mishandling of White House
documents and if he is if he has violated the
Espionage Act and other laws related to national security. Plus, recently,

(01:15:40):
Trump invoked his Fifth Amendment rights during his deposition with
the New York Attorney General Letitia James Office. Now, remember
back in twenty sixteen, how can we forget this? When
Trump blasted Hillary Clinton for pleading the Fifth and her
probe of private email usage. Well, Trump said only criminals

(01:16:01):
take the Fifth back then, So, yeah, I remember? So
what are you? I know? I am, but what are you?
I'm focused on five hundred thousand dollars added last month? Yeah,
uncle missed all five thousand. He's still unemployed. Who my
uncle missed all five hundred thousands? He's still What the

(01:16:23):
hell is he doing? I love your family? Chairs? How
you missed five hundred thousand? Job? Because you have to
call me this month time about I need five job.
Let's all up coming up in thirty three minutes after
the hour, we'll play a round. It would you rather
right after this you're listening to show time now for

(01:16:49):
a round? It? Would you rather let's jump right into it.
Would you rather out earn your partner or have your
partner out earned you. You want to make more money,
you want your partner to make more money. Wait, the
men do what you man, My partner ain't got to work.

(01:17:10):
We're good. I'm I'm holding it down. The question is,
would you want to out earn your partner or wish
to god she could out My wife could out earn me. Wow,

(01:17:30):
I'm through, I'm out. I'm stay at home. You're stay
at home. I'm gonna stay at home. Huh. As long
as I get to keep the money, I'll make it.
And she out earned me. My turn. See what you're
doing today getting my nails done? Yes, that's what I'm

(01:17:55):
talking about, Steve. Yes, see what you're doing, Finn' gonna
have tea with my party. Y'all have a tea party,
not time me like green teethough, Junior. And what you're
doing tomorrow, I don't know. Man. If she can beat

(01:18:20):
me by a dollar, I'm telling you, not a dollar, dollars,
just five dollars. She out heard me. Boy, You're good.
I love good man all right. Would you rather move
to a new city or town every week or would
you never be able to leave the city or town
you're in the city? Yeah, week, that ragged as stole

(01:18:51):
down there, ain't got nothing want? How you get the scoal?
The scowsale clothes, food and washing machine? What does the
stowing world clust Virginia close candy? Who washing machines? He

(01:19:15):
supply crackling bridles? They sidle. They call it tap. They're
selling tap. Give that's stuff to ride a halting clown man.
They're selling clown mechanisms and trailer park I wish hell
no alright, and on that trailer would you rather your

(01:19:41):
celebrity crush be able to read your mind? Or would
you rather your celebrity crush have access to your Internet history?
The same? Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour,
we'll got some closing remarks from the one and only
Steve Harvey and our last break of the day right
after this. You're listening, all right, guys. Here we are

(01:20:07):
our last break of the day on this Thursday, as
we head into this weekend, baby, yep, the weekend, um Steve.
Before we get out of here, we had a voicemail
from a caller named Seelee. Um. She wanted to ask
you about her relationship. She needs some relationship advice. All right,
thanks Steve. My name is CD I am a mother

(01:20:30):
of three. I've been with my husband for sixteen years,
and you've hit a pretty tough time. Um. I'm wondering
what I can do because my husband is no longer
attracted to me. I'm sick. I have Hypertybritism, and he
consistently tells me that he's not attracted to me anymore. Um,

(01:20:53):
and I need to put them on makeup. So what
can I do? Steve? What you're gonna tell him? Well,
first of all, I couldn't understand a couple of things.
So I have a couple of questions that maybe the
ladies can answer for me. Did she say she had
been married sixty years? Sixteen? I think? No, sixteen years? Oh,

(01:21:18):
oh she says she was thick. Yeah, she just said
she was being married sixteen years. Oh she didn't say
she was thick. No, she's thought she was sixty been
married sixty years and was thick. I was saying, well,
you know, you pretty much had a full run. Probably

(01:21:41):
make me stick, you make me sick. I mean I
was just say, with that combination of sixty years and
you think that you had a full run, don't weary
about it. You probably not attracted to him anymore and that,
and then I was I thought like s I didn't
know she was mad. I thought like she was still

(01:22:02):
dating or something. Yeah, trying to get out in the
dating game. I was just gonna say, you might want
to start by quick calling yourself, seeing we can start
right there. You need a nickname or something, call yourself
Cca or you know, Lee Lee, see baby yall, little
see yall. Maybe go with se to the eye to

(01:22:22):
the ey, something like that, and trying to create a
little more youth. But that's if you had been married
for sixty years. You know, you need to start wearing makeup.
Maybe just put your makeup on. He said, you know,
I think turn about this fair play person. Tell me
they're not attracted to me. You know, I put it

(01:22:45):
on another or the foot. You know what, I ain't
attracted to you either. Oh you know your ass ain't
all that, you know. Yeah, you know sometimes you just
gotta get it off you because you're not handling it. Well,
you're calling here, you sound and said, do something about it, Seeley,

(01:23:07):
do something to make yourself feel good, you know, get
yourself together to where you're okay with you. He may
not ever be okay with you, But you got to
get okay with yourself. Though. I liked it, you know,
and I would go somewhere and just do some things
to make myself happy. You ain't got to make him happy.
He go to hell. Yes, come on, you know, ain't

(01:23:29):
nobody what they used to be? I like it. You know,
what's his name? Like oldest all Otto? You know he
probably got an old AS's name too. Mister yeah, you know,
but just get yourself together, you know, find you some
things you like to go do. Quit wrapping yourself up

(01:23:50):
into this man that ain't wrapping itself up into you
no more. You know, things could have run this cause
the voices happen all the time. I read the be
brother be divorced and happy, then married and miserable. Oh wow, man, okay,
so CC lee lee C baby little C C to

(01:24:11):
the eye, to the You know, if you say that
one more time, young nickname, she need a young nickname?
See it? See it just selling old? You know, mighty
well be agnes. So so you're telling her to love herself,

(01:24:33):
to start with herself, love yourself. You can't make nobody
do nothing for you that you ain't doing for yourself.
You're sitting up in here, Celee feeling bad about yourself.
But you want somebody feel good about you that ain't
high work, got to feel good about yourself, that's right,

(01:24:53):
that's right. Starts with you. That's right. You're you gotta
get yourself together, go through you. Yeah, man, Quit trying
to fit into somebody else's image. Who you need to
be and fit into your own image of yourself. Yeah,
be attractive to yourself. If not, yeah, if he ain't
attracted to y'all, bet you somebody is. Get yourself together.

(01:25:13):
And if you ain't wearing no makeup and you used
to wear makeup, and get the makeup down, go down
to the department Stoke and say, look, I just need
some help. Tell a woman, I'm going through some things
and I just can you just show me how do
the basics of a nice little makeup for me? You know?
Then you know it's just start walking. You don't need

(01:25:34):
a gym membership. If that's what if you said you did?
She say she was thick, No sick, She said she
was sick. She yead what she said she was? She
had hyperthyroidism, Yeah I couldn't. Yeah. She says she had

(01:25:59):
high for thyroidism, Yeah, but you could probably steal walk though. Yeah,
that thyroid got to do with that pituitary gland and
all that creates grave disease and all that. So you
might want to just steal just going to walk, Get
you some doctor advice, follow what your doctor saying, you know,

(01:26:20):
and take walking. Get your makeup done it, and get
a nickname with calling yourself. Seen why we got to
get a nickname. You had that old name year that
every day kind of throw you back. Every time you
feel like you're going forward, if you're throwing you back
to the eighteen you know, und I'm trying to come

(01:26:41):
out of it. I don't want to go back. It's
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