Remembering George Foreman, A Tommy-Junior Sexiness Debate, and more - 03.24.25

The Steve Harvey Morning Show for Monday, March 24th, 2025: Remembering George Foreman, Ye’s offensive post about Beyoncé & Jay-Z’s children, Tommy & Junior’s “Sexiness” Debate, Strawberry Letter: “Her Injury Is Not My Fault”, Would You Rather, & more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Soon given them all bu bu boozy.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Listening to to.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't joy?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, joy?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You know you.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Love you.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Knowlone. You gotta turn well, I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I got to turn about turn You probably got to
turn mouth turn out.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
To turn a wad of the morning up.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Look me, come.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Come out. You think that.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
I show will good morning everybody? You are listening to
the voice, come on, dig me now, one and only
Steve Harvey. Mine got a radio show, man, Yeah, dude,
Steve Harvey got a radio show because I can't tell
it to you any other way. Because God has been

(02:23):
so so very amazing to me. But the same God,
and there is but one that same God.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
He is.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
It can and will be amazing in your life if
you just allow it to happen.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
I was somewhere, you know, and I was driving on
the freeway somewhere, and I saw a billboard and there
was a guy in a field on his knees. And
on this billboard it said something to the fact, when

(03:03):
you've run out of answers, try prayer. I was going somewhere.
I don't even remember. I go so much. Man, I
was just going somewhere and I saw this billboard and
I thought about that, And man, I cannot tell you

(03:25):
how true of a statement that is. When you've run
out of answers, when you don't know what to do,
when you feel weak, when you are at a low point,
when things just seem to keep happening to you, and
you don't understand why. Prayer is an amazing weapon. Prayer

(03:48):
is available to all of us. Here's a deal. You
don't have to go through the all of that you're
going through alone. See, I'm talking to men, women, boys, girls, students, leaders, bosses, employees.

(04:08):
I don't care what's happening. I don't care what your
situation is. I don't care if your relationship is all
jacked up. I don't care if your kids and your
relationship is jacked up. I don't care if your relationship
at work is shot. Your coworkers seem to always make
you the buddy end of the joke. You always somebody

(04:29):
always talking about you behind your back. You're finding it
more and more necessary to try to hold your head
up and walk past these people when some days you
can't even get your chin up off your chest. If
you're a woman out there and you've been alone by
yourself for so long and you just tired of being alone,
you really want a relationship, you really want to be

(04:52):
have a mate, you want to meet your soul mate,
whatever it is, whatever it is, prayer is the answer.
You are listening to a guy who is a direct
recipient of prayer. I can't tell you anything that I've

(05:12):
gotten out of that I didn't pray about. Oh, now,
there are a lot of things. Hold on, let me
backtrack a little bit. There are a lot of things
that have happened in my life that I've gotten past
without praying, because I think my mama was praying for me.
And then there's this thing that God has called grace
and mercy that he just somehow keeps us all waking

(05:35):
up every day without foot on some form of solid
ground because He's just waiting on us to come to it.
But y'all, if you can implement prayer into your day
every single day, and I'm talking about put it in
there at the top of your day, put it in
there in the middle of your day, put it in

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there when you close your day. Out when you're sitting
at your desk and ain't nobody bothering you. That's a
good time.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Now.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Look, you don't have to make no sing. You ain't
got to let everybody know, Oh I'm spiritual, I love God,
look at me, Oh I'm down, or you ain't got
to do none of that. Matter of fact, don't do
it for that reason, because if that's your reason for
doing it, that's gonna be your reward. If you want
somebody to just say, oh, they pray every you know,
they pray at lunch and they have a Bible on

(06:26):
they desk and they have a bunch of highlights in it.
If you sitting it out there so people can see
that that's what you do, then that's gonna be your reward.
Please know that's gonna be your reward. What I want
you to do is pray. Ask God for the things
the desires of your heart, have a faith, believe in them.

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But pray earnestly.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Man.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
I mean, actually go at it with saying, hey, God,
listen to me. I can't do this without you. I
need your help. Listen, man, I know a lot of
people that pray. I know a lot of it. If
I told you the rich and famous that I talk
to that pray constantly. It would have made you go

(07:14):
talk to God about it. Man. Matter of fact, you
done already got yourself into trouble. Go talk to God
about it. You can't see no way out. You're in
a situation. You're thinking about doing something straight crazy. Pump
your brakes, partner, Slow down a little bit, my man,
Slow down. Don't. All you're gonna do is make situation worse.

(07:36):
Go over there today and talk to God. Talk to
God for real.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Just look, man. You know what.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Man, Sometimes I've gone to God and I've just said, Hey, God,
I don't have a clue. Matter of fact, I'm so
jacked of right now. God, I don't even really know
what to ask you for. I just need some help.
So deep in some mess right now. Not only can
I not see the way out, I can't see my

(08:07):
way round. There's a there's a poem called in Victors,
and the opening line says, out of the night that
covers me black as a pit from pole to pole.
I thank God's for whatever be for my unconquerable soul.

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That this line is so deep. It starts off saying
I am in deep trouble. I'm in a pit, black
as a pit.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
From pole to pole.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I'm talking about man. From over there to over there,
it's pitch black.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
And and and man, the man.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
You've been in that situation before, y'all, because I have.
I'm talking about black as a pit from pole to pole.
God is there. God is available. God is always standing by.
He just wants you to come to him. See he

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been coming to you a whole lot of times. He's
presented himself. I can't tell you how many times he's
shown you how good a god he is. He's given
us all grace and mercy without us asking for it.
He's gotten you through some things. And you looked hum, going, oh, man,
I don't know how the hell. Okay, that's cool, I'm cool.
No no, no, no, no, that wasn't cool. That was God.

(09:38):
Pray man, when you out of answers and you don't
know what to do, pray. If you see some trouble,
come and pray. If you already got into it, pray
if you don't know the answers, Pray if you can't
see no way out, pray. Pray man, Talk to God.
Don't make a scene. Just talk to God. All right,
very important.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve, y'all.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
It's Monday, y'all. It is Monday morning.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
You know.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
It's Monday, the hardest day of the week. It is Monday.
This is your boy, and a few time it holding
it down. The big dog is out, but the crew
is holding it down. That's right. That is Shirley Strawberry,
cal of Farrell, Mississippi, Monica and Kia Junior boy in space.
We are in the building holding it down on this
great getting up Monday morning? Fairly well, fairywhere getting up morning?

(10:28):
Fair well? Well? No, man, can't not hit up?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
No, can we say this?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Can we say that?

Speaker 7 (10:38):
Say it?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Say it? This is big news. Tommy is at work
on the Monday ladies.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
And.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Right tell you how good? Let me tell you how
good that is called. I was actually out of the
country at a wedding in Jamaica. So y'all boy for y'all,
have me sit up here coming back?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (10:59):
Wow, who is my mom? We're here to see this?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yes, just left. I can't believe I'm here right now
with you.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
Yes, I was a wedding who got married one of my.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Roommates from college, Dereck Smith. Who can I guess I
could said that. You just did. One of my roommates
from college, man Derick Smith, got married, and that's my
boy That's one of my best friends. And so I'm
just so happy for him, so proud for him. He's
out of Austin. They live in Austin, Texas.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
And I've never heard you mentioned him, But go ahead,
that's your boy friend.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
And you've been out of college how long. Ever, Temmy
your real best friend.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
He he ain't have a.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Problem with you, Salter.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
They all know that's that's his frand brother. They a.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Paul Paul is okay with Derek being your friend?

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Who with that too? They are all in there together.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
We have never heard you talk about Derek.

Speaker 7 (11:59):
Just say we didn't even.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Know, now, ju Junior, I got all. I got about
five good ones. I'm probably I needed one mode just
so I need just for Paul Barrow's sake, I have six.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
But.

Speaker 9 (12:14):
Dieh died to move somebody up for Paul Bear's sake.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Just for yeah, Carl, I might actually have a funeral rehearsal,
you know what I'm saying. But I won't mind to
go right, you know what I mean? Showing up. They
wasn't invited, you know, just showing up all that, you know. Uh,
people trying to stand up and have remarks.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
Now they're too long, Tommy, Right, they're too long.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yeah, give me a forty five minutes and then part
of the rest of the time.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the remarks are too long. Two minutes.

Speaker 10 (12:47):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Con though, this is kind of a crazy but not
having a funeral, just don't have to tell your family
I don't do a funeral, Just do a celebration.

Speaker 11 (13:00):
I thought about that too, like like, okare about it
and actually walking in the funeral talking about why y'all
are here?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Wait a minute, Junior, get a hair out of everybody.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
So your funeral before you leave. That's what you think.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
And it's a great idea to.

Speaker 9 (13:19):
Have a rehearsal, tom You ain't mine. It should be
good to have a rehearsal.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Funeral, a nice funeral, rehearse. It'll be a great plate
the funeral.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Rehearse.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
You rehearse wedding, all of that stuff, So why not
a funeral? Okay, so now you see what kind of
morning this is gonna be coming up in thirty two minutes, Yes,
after the hour we'll hear from the nephew. Is he
runs that prank back right after this you're listening Hardy
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(13:50):
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that prank back with the nephew.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
What you got for his next diva lounges? Okay, cat Dog,
let's go.

Speaker 12 (14:28):
This is Lornetta.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah, Lonette, I'm trying to do you want to own
the diva lounge?

Speaker 12 (14:33):
Right?

Speaker 7 (14:34):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (14:34):
I do?

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Okay, my aunt trying to Maam Philish was trying to
get an appointment. Say y'all rejected her or something like that.
On getting an appointment for this pass say or that
she wanted to get get in and get get our
hair did.

Speaker 12 (14:48):
I'm sorry, sorry, no one rejected her. Right now, I'm
not accepting any new clients.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Hold on, so what do you mean you're not accepting
no clients. Oh that's the part I'm not trying to
Understanduse Maam Phelis. You know she don't call up there
like who times? From what she's telling me about she
can't get in there, uh to de a lounge that
she can't get in there and get her hair done
because every time she called, they saying that, you know,
won't nobody take her or give her an appointment.

Speaker 12 (15:11):
Sir, I am the only sallace at the Deva Lounge,
and right now I am not accepting any new clients.
I am so sorry for your aunt, but there are
other salons in the area, but right now, I am
not accepting any new clients.

Speaker 8 (15:23):
No hold on.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Wait wait a minute, no, my, anyone that you want
to come there that I'm just saying, this is here
her weave, mi aintie trying to get her weave done.

Speaker 12 (15:34):
She can get me sir, excuse me, you just cursed
me out for north parent reason.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
I just I can live that because Basically, what I'm
trying to say is I don't understand how it is
you can't get my any hair done. She trying to
get her weave done so she can be right for church.
So I don't understand the problem.

Speaker 8 (15:50):
What the problem is.

Speaker 12 (15:51):
You're attacking me. I think you're gonna call me talking
about your damn aunt wants the damn apartments. But you're
cursing me out. You won't be going to get up
working with me talking to me like that, now, okay,
so what.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
Excuse me?

Speaker 12 (16:05):
Let me talk because it just curts me out. Now
he's gonna hear what I have to say. So I'm
not accepting any new clients at this time. Now, she
could have called, but right now I'm not. I'm just
not accepting any clients. I apologize, but there's nothing else
I can do.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
I'm working on because you know what, I already know
the deal, because I didn't already asked around town. You
you got all the everybody over there, got all these
big time cards, beamers and raised rovers. So them, the people,
them are only the people you do. You can't do.
So my Miami, listen, let me tell.

Speaker 12 (16:36):
You one damn thing I don't discriminate. I don't give
a damn what you drive to go out down four
pens for all I can. I know right now my
damned is books, and I cannot take any one new clients.
There are thousands their cluns in Montgomery that you.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Can go to. Let me, let me, let me, let
me say, let me say this to you. What's your
name again, Laynette? Let me tell you this right here?
Any up there, I'm bringing my You you're gonna shut
up while I'm talking. Hey, look, I'm gonna bring Miami
up there. I'm sorry, no, no, but you ain't gonna

(17:12):
just reject Miami. She trying to get our hair.

Speaker 12 (17:16):
Okay, hold on, all professionalism is about to go out
the door with your Now. I have been trying to
be professional with your that you just called me. But
you you insist, don't cursing me out, and I haven't
got anything to you. I have since said I cannot
take on any new clients, but you just cursing the house.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
I insist, I am. I insist on somebody doing my
any hair, somebody.

Speaker 12 (17:43):
Another damn salon. You won't get it done, Hill, I'm trying.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
No, you're gonna You're gonna do it because I'm gonna
bring mi Ani up there on do it. I'm gonna
do it.

Speaker 12 (17:53):
You're gonna.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
I'm gonna do what you're gonna do with somebody, gonna
put somebody, gonna put this wing in.

Speaker 12 (17:59):
My hand, says, I'm telling you now, I can go
from zo to one hundred real quick. I'm trying to
be professional with your but right now that's going out
the door because right now you've been so disrespectful to me.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Ladies again, Sad, I'm coming up there, somebody putting my
amy weeds in weed.

Speaker 12 (18:16):
Sorry, I don't do weeds. I only do short hair.
That's what I specialize in. That's my strength. So you
definitely have to find another salad.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
I don't do we killing in got a hand salon.
Don't do no weed? Who do that?

Speaker 8 (18:29):
Ma? I don't do no damn.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
You don't make no damn said, what kind of down hairstyling?
You just a short hairstyle that don't make no damn sense.

Speaker 12 (18:37):
Well, that's what the specialized in. As a matter of fact,
I'm damn good at it. Fast for round. If you
you research me, you've already done your damn research on
around Google with me.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
That's what you do.

Speaker 12 (18:51):
Google me.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
I have best non com I tell you what I
tell you. Let me say this.

Speaker 12 (19:00):
Don't come for me now because I'm ready for you.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
You know what, I'm not even gonna be sitting here
going back and forth with you. I'm gonna say it
is saying that I'm coming up there and somebody gonna
do Miami weed. Bottom line O. We gonna be done
for church on Sunday.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
Oh, lest you think me talking to you, listen to me.
I'm so it's trying to go pocket. If you're one
about asking everybody about me, you're poking to note that
I don't do nothing but short hair. I don't do
no five from it. God have to do your damn
your aunt hair. You letting your aunt can go to Yeah,
that's what you can do. Because I don't get about you.

(19:34):
I PRIs to be professional with you, which is stupid
if it is tell and then you know I can't
be no fail. She gotta be quittings and say up
to be with some stupid Don't call me because I don't.
I don't perche you call my damn cell phone. I
don't know who he get me my damn number because

(19:54):
this is a damn private number. I haven't neither given
no damn buy now't something damn car and my damn
far after like listen.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Show lord me, hey, hold on, let me you know what.
Let me just tell you this here. Tommy one gave
me your damn number, told me that if I talked
to you, you will do my ainty hair. Cool Tommy,
Tommy one Gate, say what.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
You do?

Speaker 7 (20:25):
Yes, you do?

Speaker 5 (20:25):
You know, nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.
You know him, don't you?

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Oh gosh ooh.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
From the State Show.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
That be me, miss Long so let me.

Speaker 12 (20:56):
Jesus you are.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Let me tell you something. Tammy and Paul told me
Lonetta is real cool, but she's twenty five percent ghetto.

Speaker 8 (21:05):
Oh my gosh, put you on.

Speaker 12 (21:11):
Tell you just what your Tommy, you don't get the
dases because.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
To me, you gotta do this. What is the baddest
radio show in the list.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
See you Harry Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
All right, Thank you, nephew. This message is brought to
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(21:46):
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Coming up at the top of the hour, it is
entertainment news. We'll recap the weekends trending topics, and of
course the top news stories.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
That is all coming up at the top of the hour.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
But right now it is time to ask the Riddlo
and Junior be ready to love Officer and Junior.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Here we go, guys, you ready Come on?

Speaker 7 (22:19):
This is from Terry and Adaresville. Terry writes, most days,
my boyfriend makes my lunch, but yesterday he didn't and
I went to lunch with a co worker. I have
my leftovers, and my boyfriend questioned me like I was
cheating on him. Why is he upset when he is
the one that didn't have my food?

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Who did you go to lunch with? Though?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Well that's what his her boyfriend wants to.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Know, Just because I missed lunch one day. Not now
you all out there lilagag in any streets all KEI
keying up in somebody face? Who is you eating with?
Don't but your work husband. So you got me twisted up,
and I know what's going on. I know work husband
when I see one.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Yeah, well I bet you'll have that lunch ready tomorrow
then huh.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh yeah yeah heerkusan was cutt diagonally. I have this
thing ready.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I let us tomatoes.

Speaker 9 (23:06):
Ya you coming home full?

Speaker 6 (23:09):
I need to know.

Speaker 9 (23:12):
His you ain't hungry when you get here.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
Because I miss lunch?

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (23:17):
So I was supposed to miss lunch because you missed lunch.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (23:20):
I don't think how you feeding for lunch? How did
you come home with crumbs on your shirt?

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
And it was on her shirt juniors.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
All right, thanks guys. Moving on to Kirsten and Hampton,
Kirsten writes, I'm twenty eight years old and I live
with my parents. My dad still wants to meet my
dates when I get picked up. I would rather drive
to meet men for my dates, and he has something
to say about that. I can't move, So how do
I deal with my daddy?

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Wow? You twenty eight year old girl. I'm a daddy though,
So I would you get picked up at my house? Yeah,
and drop back off. And I would prefer when you
get picked up. Ain't nobody blowing their damn horn for
you to come out there either. They need to come
to this door and pick you up. Yeah, I'm I'm sorry.
I'm old school like that. Comes. You're gonna come in.

(24:16):
You're gonna come in, You're gonna sit down for a minute.
We're gonna chick chat. I mean, you can take my
daughter out, and you're gonna bring my daughter back at
a reasonable damn time too. Okay. Now she is twenty eight,
but she lived here.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
He lived here.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
That's my daughter. She lived here.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Okay, but you do realize she's almost thirty.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, I understand that.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
I got to react the whole bad boy.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
She ain't got her life together yet. If we work
it on, she's here.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, she have to be respected to be a gentleman.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, I prefer my daughter. I prefer my daughter being
home living with us until she gets married. I just
really do. I'm cool with that.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Okay, now the boys, the boy got your theress out
of here.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
They really it's such a double standard. Yeah, such a idiot.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
I'm sorry. Yes, you got to go. Man up.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
Okay, all right, Moving on to Marina.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I was ten.

Speaker 9 (25:10):
They kicked me out.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Then, wait what you.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
My daddy was added meant by me? He forgot.

Speaker 11 (25:19):
I wasn't old enough to take care of myself. I
was ten, it was my birthday. Get your ass out.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
But he ten?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Here's he ten? They hide at the supermarket.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
Yeah, I've been kicked out.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I have no problem.

Speaker 9 (25:38):
Your boys gotta go.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
They did it to me.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
I left my house with a.

Speaker 9 (25:44):
Backpack and two pam pants and a shirt. I had
one shirt.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Where did you go to come to the corner?

Speaker 9 (25:52):
All I did was to kick the bus. I didn't
know nowhere else to go.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
I love your family.

Speaker 11 (26:00):
Turn before shirty, I always cake the bus.

Speaker 8 (26:03):
He I can go.

Speaker 9 (26:07):
That to me, Tommy, he's right, the boys.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Got to go.

Speaker 9 (26:14):
The fact, man, my birthday and he didn't know I
was teen was shocking to me.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
And this is your dad delbalking.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
He's thirty.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
I'm gone.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
For you to get out there and face the world,
young man.

Speaker 11 (26:27):
Yeah, you had your turtle back I had a ninja
turtle backpack.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
Everything cow a bungle a pizza, pizza.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
Okay, I'm moving on if we can.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
That traumatized me, But I love your family.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
JU all right? Moving on?

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Moving on to Maurice and Camden. Maurice writes, my wife
is always shopping and hiding stuff from me. What she
can't do is hide her credit card bill from me. Okay,
if she's not working right now, why does she need
designer shoes and clothes? Would I be wrong if I
start mailing packages back?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yes, you would be wrong.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Yes, She's got to look good at all times, working
or unemployed.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
What right?

Speaker 4 (27:24):
This reminds me of my dear friend at WBLS in
New York.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Gloria.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Gloria.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Gloria, shut up to.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Gloria, Gloria.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
That's my girl. Gloria's smooth with it. Gloria by her
stuff and keep it in her cubicle. See Gloria know
how she's smart with it?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Uh huh smart I learned.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Boy.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
It used to look like a mall up in glorious
shopping glorious cubicle, all this stuff you got in here, Glory,
and then she take it home one at a time.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
A little bit out of town. You know, you just
spoon feed it.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
I love it, Junior.

Speaker 9 (27:58):
I don't understand y'all in fashion auation with all this
expensive stuff. Why y'all have to have it?

Speaker 8 (28:03):
What?

Speaker 9 (28:04):
Why do y'all have to have all the expensive stuff?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Why again? What I see rhetorical questions?

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (28:11):
See again?

Speaker 7 (28:13):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (28:15):
Y'all don't want to play tom? How many pair of
red bottles have you bought?

Speaker 8 (28:18):
Time?

Speaker 7 (28:19):
Now, let's see why your daddy puts you out.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
I'm the wrong I'm the wrong one to ask, Junior.
I bought quite a few.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
See, yeah, the.

Speaker 9 (28:28):
Same and every time you buy a pair of Time,
it's the same.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Feeling, same thing. Man, you took my wife?

Speaker 7 (28:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
But the problem, the problem with it, junr is they
love these red bottoms, but they hurt their feet.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Daddy, Yeah they do. Yeah, you only could wear them
for a couple of hours. But that's not the point.
You're getting off a subject.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I'm not getting off subject. And when we leave an event, Junior,
I'm the one walking out of the event with the
red bottoms in my hands. She just brought sandals to
walk out on.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
Because my husband, that husband's due. They carry red. Don't
you guys get your job? It is the problem here.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Our job is to dress them. You got to be
in the bathroomh they getting rid. You got to hook
up buttons and clip it and hook that, zip them up,
and just when they get all in there, I don't
know how they get out.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
You know what, We're going to take a page out
of Elon Musk. You email us five things that you
have done.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
As he's good for something that Musk.

Speaker 8 (29:36):
All right?

Speaker 7 (29:36):
Last one guy's Porsche.

Speaker 10 (29:39):
All right?

Speaker 7 (29:40):
This last one, guys, is from Porsche and Albany. Porscha says.
Whenever I go to the gym, I see men taking
pictures of me. I always, I always. I almost want
to start working out in sweatpants because it's becoming a problem.
Why are grown men so simple and can't stop staring?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
What should I Why should.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
I have to change my gym?

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Why?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Oh, she fine?

Speaker 9 (30:00):
Gosh to stop being fine.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
I'm up here running on this tray of meal and
taking a pitch at the same time.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
You got fine.

Speaker 9 (30:08):
You got to do Devia Loretta and wish somebody to
take a pitch.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
Thank you, guys. Coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have some entertainment news for you. Right after this
you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Boxing legend and businessman
George Foreman died on Friday, Sadly, Friday, March twenty first,
at the age of seventy six. Foreman was a two

(30:35):
time world heavyweight champ and an Olympic gold medalist, but
it was not until after his boxing career after that
which has made him millions with of course, his very
famous George Foreman grills that sold worldwide. He was also
a minister and an author and the proud father of
twelve children. Of the twelve were five sons. He named

(30:59):
them all George after him, all right. He didn't want
anyone to feel any kind of certain way. He just said,
we're gonna all name everybody George. A statement from Foreman's
family said that Foreman died surrounded by his loved ones.
No cause of death was given. Our condolences, of course
go out to the family. Yeah, yeah, true love. Shocking,

(31:22):
shocking news.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
It was for a long time.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
I mean, the city is really you know, people, community
leaders and of course boxing fans and amateur boxing gyms
and gyms all over the city.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
They are truly you know, yeah, broken up about this.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah, and paying respect and you know, just honoring him
and honoring his life and his legacy.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
And so you know, Houston loves George form love George.

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Yes, didn't even know that, you know before the grill
he was a boxer. You know what I'm saying. They
just know him from the grill.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, it got me through college.

Speaker 9 (32:00):
I show appreciate him.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I didn't.

Speaker 9 (32:03):
Boy that grill. Boy, we had sometimes on that grill.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
What did you make burger burgers?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Do you know who turned that down? Don't you turn
down the grill? Grill fulk Hogan turned that grill down?

Speaker 5 (32:19):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (32:20):
You're right about that. I remember reading something about that
a while ago. Yeah, okay, well George's.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I don't know, Yes you did.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
And then you talk about boxing though, No, we don't
have those boxes like no phrase Muhammad al lead legend.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah, we don't have those.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
That's when boxing true.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
No, we don't true. It was an event. It was
always an event always. Again, our condolence is going out
to the Foreman family.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
R I P.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
George Foreman. Moving on now, well to Kanye West or
yay of course, as he prefers to be called, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
what a tread. That was a hard one, right there. Uh,
I feel you on that one, Tommy.

Speaker 13 (33:13):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
But anyway, Yay has been on a tie rate since
last week the time. This time, he went after Beyonce
and jay Z's children with disturbing posts about their children,
calling one of Jay and Bay's twins mentally challenged, but
he didn't use a politically correct term. The Carters, of course,

(33:37):
did not respond to Ya's horrific posts, but rumors from
their camps started servicing that they were going to sue
Ye for defamation. Yey then deleted his messages about the children,
but stayed on Beyonce and jay Z, blaming them for
letting quote the Kardashians run all over him.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
What what I got to do with.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Huh Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I just don't understand, Kanye, I really really don't. First,
you love Beyonce, We all know you had a crush
on the first Yeah, we do.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
So you made your.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Decision to marry Kim Kardashian, and so now the issue
that you're having with.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Your ex wife and your kids, what does that have
to do with Beyonce and James?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
But when you're saying for people kids and you talk
about people kids. That's a whole, that's a whole nother
level leads.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
The kids out of it. Yeah, and let's be clear,
I love me some Kim Kardashian too, Okay, I do.
And finally, congrats toimates Tina Knows for being awarded the
Mother of the Year award by Billboard. Okay, Tina Knows
is the first woman to be recognized as Mother of
the Year, and she will be honored at the Billboard

(34:53):
Women and Music Awards this weekend. So congratulations Tina. And
I'm she's not happy with Kanye absolutely, no, absolutely, these
are her grandkids.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, she called them evil on social media.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Matthew Knowles was saying, karma is gonna come back to
Kanye and Beyonce and jay Z. They're talking about suing him. Yeah,
y'all know how we are as parents. You cannot talk
about people kids, are you crazy?

Speaker 9 (35:19):
I think Lebron again Lebron and he didn't care about them, cameras,
that game, none of that.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Just want to let you know now.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
He stepped to SIVI and cn A, didn't he about that?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Yeah? We got to get back to got kids.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Everything. Yeah, and I love it this time for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Well, yeah.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
So, so as far as this lawsuit goes, do you
agree with them jay Z and Beyonce about suing.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
K I'm I'm with it. I'm with the whipping first share,
I'm with that. Then sue late. I need the right
now effect, the right now. You're talking about my child
right now. We're gonna get this done right now, immediately, immediately.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
Always leave the kids out of it. I don't care
what what what the grown people are going through. You
leave the kids out of it, that's for sure. Speaking
of Miss Tina Knowles, she's also set to release her
memoir next month. It's titled Matriarch, and she will do
a nine city book tour that she's calling and evening
with Tina Knowles family and friends. Congrats to Miss Tina

(36:41):
for her Mother of the Year award and for the
release of her very first book.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
Yeah, she's gonna talk about the book and Kanye you
can believe that, all right, coming up in twenty minutes
where we Gotta go, Carla Coming up in twenty minutes
after the hour, Donald Trump is focused on everything but
lowering the cost of groceries. Likely promised we'll talk about
it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

(37:12):
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And it is my favorite time of day a breakfast time.
Mornings aren't complete without a McDonald's breakfast.

Speaker 8 (38:04):
You know this.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Today I'm going with a big breakfast that sausage, scrambled eggs,
a biscuit, and hash browns with strawberry jelly. Of course,
that makes sense, That makes sense. What's your favorite jelly?
What's your favorite? Is it grape or strawberry?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Strawberry?

Speaker 7 (38:22):
Mine is great, Junior. Everybody likes grat Okay.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Great, right, right, everybody between the grape jelly and the sausage.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
Yeah, biscuit. What about your tom Tommy, I was just
gonna ask you like grape too.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Okay, I'm.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
You're all fires my life.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
Swing on by McDonald's this morning and start your week
off right by the I'm loving it in strawberry.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Attitude because.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Now twitching gears this trending story. Our President Donald Trump
has revoked security clearances for several high profile figures, including
former Vice president Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton, former government
high ranking officials, anyone that was publicly critical of him.

(39:20):
Trump's memorandum also withdrew the security clearance for President Joe Biden,
alongside any members of the Biden family bitter much. Typically,
former presidents and high ranking officials retain their security clearances
out of courtesy.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Trump stated, quote, I have determined that it is no
longer in the national interest for the following individuals to
access access classified information. No longer in the national interests.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
What are they going to do.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
They ran the country, they love the country. Why is
he so concerned about security clearances instead of the of
eggs or other groceries? What do you think?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
He's just petty? He just patty everything this for four years. Yeah,
we finished see the most ignorant stuff for four years.
If you're not prepared for petty, I don't know if
you need coutern of your TV on because it's fen
to be petty.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, the American people are not concerned about a former president.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
You're taking away their security clearance that they take away yours.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
But no, they're different, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
He just can't take the high road on stuff.

Speaker 7 (40:29):
It's like, come on, dude, what about these eggs though?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Fix these eggs in this mill? It's all that. If
you're going to fix something work online. Have the country
eating powdered eggs and.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
A disaster?

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Yeah, this is this is really really crazy. But the
former president Joe Biden, come on now, all right? Coming
up at thirty four minutes after the hour, Tommy and
Junior are still going at it because Junior won't let
Tommy just be sexy. Said about we'll talk about it
right after this you're listening Steve Hard Morning Show. Okay, now,

(41:09):
Tommy and Jr. Let's just settle this once and for all. Okay,
this sexy debate that you guys have been having, let's
just hash it out. Who's the sexiest? Just do your
sexy up for discussion, because.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, this last week, last week.

Speaker 7 (41:32):
All the time. Though, really, this is my first time.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
This is my first time hear and him say something
body he's six. But that's all now, y'all know that's
always been me. I don't him and him and always
would they ugly, they comfortably his boy, His boy gone
a couple of days. Now he's over that ugly by
itself now that he's.

Speaker 7 (41:56):
Lonely and ugly.

Speaker 9 (41:59):
And mom, I just go with me on this.

Speaker 11 (42:02):
I'm telling you right now. I just I had over
the weekend. I had time to look at myself. Listen,
I'm gonna say this, and I mean this. If you
look at me and More's chestnut.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I realized, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
What I'm a man telling you to stop. Man stop,
I'm not gonna stop.

Speaker 9 (42:22):
If you look at me and ch More's chestnut, I
just realized I'm looking to him.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I just did.

Speaker 9 (42:29):
What is so funny.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I'm not This is not funny.

Speaker 11 (42:33):
I just saw myself for the first time this weekend.
This is this is who I am, and y'all have
to accept this on the show.

Speaker 9 (42:39):
It's a new standard.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Okay, I see what's wrong though, You my little brother.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
I love you, but but you know.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
You have not had your eyes chicked all.

Speaker 11 (42:57):
This got to be okay, So it ain't just me timing.
So are you sexy in somebody? Are you sexy in somebody?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
I'm sexier than you for sure, for sure, that's a guarantee,
not not. Some people out there don't know what. Now listen,
let me go and put the rapid tee like.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
You know, you know, you know that he is not
sexy whore.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
That that boy, that boy that got out there move
fox with them green eyes. That boy. All I got
to do is get some green eyes, y'all. That's all
y'all looking at.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
That's not all. That's not all.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
And shout out to Tiana Taylor, girl, that's her.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
I'm gonna say this, and I'm telling y'all I have
realized this. I'm gonna say this.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I mean that why It's not like you're about to
cry every time.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
I'm not gonna I'm not about to cry.

Speaker 11 (43:54):
But realization. It's the realization like you know who else
i'm sexy in y'all ain't from leaders like I'm younger too,
and I'm younger too, like I got in Sail.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I got I got, I got boy, I got Steve. Now,
let's do this, though, let's do this, Let's do this.
You think you sexy is More's chest, that's what you think.
We ain't gonna even do the new show, Watson. We
ain't gonna touch that ring. Let me let me let
me see you, let me see you. Just give me
one line from Boys in the Hood, Morris Chest, you know,

(44:28):
let's just show me your sex.

Speaker 9 (44:31):
I don't have to do that, but I will do
the line.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
I will do.

Speaker 9 (44:35):
But it's a waste of time, really because More snow this.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
No More nor he doesn't. No More's doesn't say something.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Let me.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
To y'all something. Let me let me shure you know
what else I got.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
This is.

Speaker 9 (44:50):
This is because they got the only difference between me
and m they just have TV shows. I don't have
one yet.

Speaker 11 (44:55):
But Kate Brown in Paradise, he's not as sexy. I'm
a better I'm a better secret service agent.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
Did you see the shower scene? But see show? You
ain't seen me in the shower and will and thank
you Jesus.

Speaker 9 (45:12):
First of all, First of all, why y'all sitting up
here and act like I'm not this?

Speaker 5 (45:15):
This is.

Speaker 9 (45:18):
Y'all act like I'm not sexy? Is the funny part.
I'm not laughing.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Did you know? Doctor Will? You know your nicked cannot
be released? You know your nicked cannot, but yours.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
Can, but yours can.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
That's what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
What I will sit there while y'all paint me.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
No, thank you.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
I don't know how much of a debate this was
because there is no clear winner, but uh, we're gonna
move on with the show.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
Y'all will start gonna be different tomorrow, I'm telling you, no,
we won't, but.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
The same.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
All right?

Speaker 7 (45:55):
Coming up next, he thinks he's sexy, the Nephew and
Today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
the Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys, coming up
at about four minutes after the hour, it's my Strawberry
letter for today, and the subject is her injury is
not my fault? Okay, we'll get into that, find out

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whose fault it really is about this injury. But right
now it is time for the nephew and his prank
phone call for today. What you got for his neph
you know what?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
You know what Shirley called you. You know, sometimes you
got to call the church and just ask. Sometimes, you know,
when it's heavily on your mind, it's heavily on your mind,
and there's some things you need to get off of it.
You know, sometimes you got to do it. You got
to just say, you know what, I think I'm entitled
to know. I feel like since I'm a part of

(46:47):
this congregation, I should know. And I'm going to get
on the phone today and I'm gonna call it on there.
And I did it. I called past and I want
to know how much is in the account? Past?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Cool?

Speaker 9 (46:57):
You want to know the money in the church?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
How much is in the account?

Speaker 7 (47:02):
Pastor paying your tithes and offerings?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Hey, hey, we need to have open books out here. Okay, okay,
we need open books. You got everybody paying all these
different type of offerings. Yes, yes, I want to see
where the money going.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Past.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Now let's talk about it. We've finished doing it right now?
How much in the account, Pastor cat Dog, if you would,
let's go Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes.
Pastor Hayes, how you doing?

Speaker 10 (47:34):
This is?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
This is brother Liney line Thompson. How you doing?

Speaker 8 (47:38):
I'm good brother, and how can I help you today?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Pastor? I'm actually one of your members at the church,
and I want to just command you that you're doing
a good job.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
The way you are displaying safety. Let me say that
first and foremost.

Speaker 8 (47:52):
Okay, cool, thank you. You know, we just want everybody
to be safe and healthy.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
And your name again, the brother line of Thompson.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
Okay, and and and the other times that I'm kind
about to be in the middle of dinner. How can
I help you?

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Brother?

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Well, here, here's what I wanted to ask you. Man, Uh,
I want to ask you this. I know, you know
a lot of people are going through different things and
and uh, people are you know, trying to make sure
they keep food and stuff in the house because it's
you know, time like this. You know you kind of
want to stay put, and but you want to make
sure you got enough food and water.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
And things like that.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
So but but but what I wanted My reason for
calling you is I wanted to ask you how how
much money do we have in the account? Come again,
the church account?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
How much money do we have in there?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Brother?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Brother?

Speaker 8 (48:39):
What what do you say? Your name was? Again?

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
My name is Brotherlanel Thompson.

Speaker 8 (48:44):
Okay, Brother Thompson. How did you get my personal cell
phone number to be calling me at home the time
of day?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Well? I got this number from one of the brothers
at the church.

Speaker 8 (48:53):
What what, brother Tuck? They know not to give my
personal numbers to to people I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Well, I'm I'm but I'm a but I'm a member
though I'm a member.

Speaker 8 (49:03):
Well, how long you been a member? Because I've been
pasting this church for ten years and your name ain't
familiar to me. How long? How long you been a
member of my church?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I've been a member of probably going on going on
three years now, but I ain't I ain't been since,
you know, since that day I joined. You know, you know,
I kind of got caught out there, you know how
I go.

Speaker 8 (49:23):
But uh yeah, wait, wait wait wait wait wait, So
you you've been a member of my church two or
three years? You ain't been to the church in two
to three years. Are you calling me to ask me
about finances of my church? Well, I'm say what you're
looking for?

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Well, I am a member, so I mean I do
have to Don't I have the right to know what
we got in there? What we got in the account?

Speaker 8 (49:43):
Actually you don't. You don't have to write to that question.
If you don't actively come to the church. You can't
come to the church, sign up the church, and then
call me three years later asking me what we got
going on at church. So I need to understand what
is your purpose?

Speaker 4 (49:57):
What do you Well, like I say, everybody going through hard,
I'm trying to see what we got in there, because
you know, I need to pick up a few things
from the stove. I don't have the money right now,
But shouldn't I be able to lean.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
On my church?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Though?

Speaker 5 (50:11):
You can lean on that.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
We've done a lot of stuff in the community. We've
been seeing the elderly. We got a full bank. We've
been cash after people some money that when we can.
But you ain't been at this church in three years.
You can't call me after three years and think I'm
about to give you some money for someone I don't
even know. If you're a real member.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
I am a real man. I'm a real member. So
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, pastor, hold on, no, no,
hold on, no.

Speaker 8 (50:35):
No, no, you hold on what boy? Look here, I'm
trying to sit down and have dinner with my family.
You sitting here on my last night, and look here,
brother Thompson, I don't know you. I ain't never heard
of you. You am not about to call here and
try to get some money out of me. You ain't
even a member of the church.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
I am a member of the church.

Speaker 8 (50:55):
Because you come to the church one time, you ain't
been back in three years, and you come to me
for some money. I am a member gave your mama.
You are not a member of this church, sir.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
I am a member of the church. Look, look, look,
let me tell you something. I know this ain't no.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
Tell you where You can't call my church two or
three years ago and called me three years later, get
my number from somebody and ask me for money because
you're going through hard times.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Now.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
If you was a true member of the church, you'll
understand how we work and how we give money to
people that's struggling. I just delivered forty meals today to
our elderly. Huh, last week we cashed out people money
to go pick up grocery parents.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Well do you need do you need my cash out?

Speaker 7 (51:37):
Then?

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Do you need my cash?

Speaker 8 (51:39):
Boy? Boy, you gonna make me because you ain't even tithing?
So how you not tithing?

Speaker 5 (51:45):
You?

Speaker 4 (51:45):
I told you I have fell on bad times? Didn't
I say I fell on bad times?

Speaker 8 (51:49):
You fell on bad times for three years?

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Hey, hey, you know it takes longer for some people. Okay, fact,
why are you? Why are you judging me in opposed
to trying to figure out how to cash.

Speaker 8 (52:00):
So I can get on a member of my church.
I don't know if you some scam artist trying to
get money from the church. Sir, I have never met you.
I don't know you. Matter of fact, I'm about to
call up the deacons to see who you are and
why they would give my number to some point to
call me and ask me for some money.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Hey, let me say this to you. If you don't
cash at me, then I'm finna let all the members
that I know you. I know our church ain't no megachurch.
You know we got three four hundred members already know so,
but I would let every member know that you not
cash uping me to help me in a time of knee.
I will do that.

Speaker 8 (52:34):
Hey, Rob Thompson, you you can let them know. You
can Facebook at Instagram and you can put it on
that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't giving
you a dime. I don't know you. I ain't never
heard of you. Matter of fact, you need to get
off my phone. I got dinner with my wife. Boy
to go on, man, and I ain't got time to
be going back and forth with you. I need to
know who gave you my number to. I can call

(52:56):
them up and tell them, don't be giving my number
out to some stranger who ain't been out church two
to three years and gonna ask me for some money,
some cash out. Boy, If you don't get off this phone,
who gave you number?

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Okay? So let me ask you something. So so you
know Deacon Marvin.

Speaker 8 (53:11):
Dillar, I know Dicon Marbin. Yeah, what about him?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Do you know he listened to the radio every morning.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, he's listening to the.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Steve Harvey Marty Show. Pastor Hayes, you just got pranked
by your boy, Deacon Marbin.

Speaker 8 (53:25):
Boy. See, and that's why Martin about to get kicked.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Off the board.

Speaker 12 (53:31):
Boy, you got me out here in my yard.

Speaker 8 (53:33):
Yeah. My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy. They
know I'm on the block. You almost made me cush.
You can't be doing that during this time. Man, fast
all right, man, Man, I'm good, Man, I'm good. Maybe
everything good. My wife came out here, boy, and you
ain't don't want her to set it off.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
You don't want the first lady to go out.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
Okay, man, but nah, we take care of our church.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Man.

Speaker 8 (53:59):
We see them sending the money man, delivery mills.

Speaker 12 (54:02):
Man.

Speaker 8 (54:02):
Make sure everybody good during this time.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
That's good man. Hey man, Before we get off, you
gotta let me know what is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 8 (54:12):
Man, It's a Steve Harby morning show with that innit
nephew Tommy.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
And there you have it.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
I got the no past past past. I got the
no pass past. That's what they call him for short,
you know, that's what they call him at the church.
Now you know, you know, you know what passed said
what passed it? And I was like, maybe I don't
come enough, Maybe I don't.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Get Yeah, I didn't know that I never heard that.

Speaker 9 (54:43):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Who is passed? All right? This weekend, the nephew will
be in Oaklahoma, Oklahoma City. Baby. That is the Bricktown
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(55:05):
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Nephew Tommy. In evening with Nephew Tommy.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Yeah, thank you, all right, nephew, thank you.

Speaker 7 (55:14):
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Speaker 1 (56:21):
Here.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
It is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 7 (56:23):
Thank you, nephew. Subject her subject, her injury.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
Is not my fault.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
You're Stephen Shirley. I am dating a cheater and he
just asked me to marry him, and I was thinking
of saying yes, but then one of his side chicks
press charges against me. I am what, That's a lie
right there?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
That's the opening, Okay.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
In November I found my man on the side of
a building in his car, naked from the waist down,
and a woman was running across the parking lot away
from his car because she saw me pulling up.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
I fired a.

Speaker 7 (56:59):
Warning shot with an air gun that I keep just
to scare a criminal away. When the gun went off,
she got scared and fell like she had been shot.
I thought it was funny, and so did my boyfriend.
I took my boyfriend's pants and his car keys, and
he called the police on me. Witnesses said I fired
a gun, so after examining my airgun, the policeman issued

(57:20):
a fine and I went and paid it the next day.
I wasn't worried about the side chick because my man
was on his best behavior and stuck to me like glue.
He spoiled me for Christmas and I got three rings
to choose from. When he asked me to marry him,
I was still trying to play hard to get and
I hadn't said yes yet to his proposal. I planned

(57:41):
to marry him, but now I have to deal with
being sued by the side chick that fell in the
parking lot. She pulled a muscle, sprained her ankle, and
had a gash on her leg, and kneaded stitches.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
She didn't have.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
Insurance, so she's suing me for two one hundred dollars
twenty one hundred dollars tripped in the er that night.
I am not responsible for her injuries. I think that
my boyfriend is responsible and she should sue him instead.
This has created a major conflict in our relationship. He

(58:13):
wants me to pay it so we can get on
with our lives. He won't even give me half of
the money. If it wasn't for him cheating, she never
would have fallen in that parking lot. Should my boyfriend
pay up?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Or is this all my fault?

Speaker 7 (58:26):
Okay, the simple answer is yes, he should pay his
side chick his responsibility. All right, that's the quick answer.
But the real problem here is why are you even
considering marrying this man?

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Why?

Speaker 7 (58:41):
Why are you guys together? What's going on here? I
don't get it. A man you yourself described in the
first paragraph of this letter as a cheater. You caught him,
I mean literally, with his pants down in the parking lot.
You saw the side chick running away and you shot
at her. What in the hot ghetto mess is going

(59:03):
on here? What are you guys doing? This relationship is
a disaster. Waiting to happen, and stuff has already happened
that should make you turn away. And please don't waste
your time or your money getting married to this man,
because it's only going to end in divorce.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
All right, it's a hard no for me, Steve.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
This is an episode of forty eight Hours. This is
an episode of Dateline. This is an episode of American Greed.
This is an episode of this. This is not even
a strawberry letter. I'm never we have it. I don't

(59:47):
remember a letter with this level of criminal activity in it.
I just don't listen, y'all as I'm reading a letter.
This is what I'm here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
So let's go.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
I'm dating a cheatah and he's asked me to marry him,
and I'm thinking about saying yes. Let's just stop right here. Yeah, yeah,
let's just pump the brakes right here. Let me read
this to you again. I'm dating a cheetah and he
asked me to marry him, and I'm thinking about saying yes.
Right after this, we off to the races. This letter

(01:00:23):
right here is one I be damn statement after the
text because I just don't even understand I'm dating the cheatah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
He has me to marry.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
I'm thinking about saying yes, and we're off to the races.
Next line, but then one of his side chicks press
charges against me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Let's stop right here. What what that in this letter?
There is nowhere to breathe in this letter?

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
This letter is packed with incredible ass information. I was
thinking about saying yes, but then one one of his
side had chicks press charges against me. Then she tried
to calm it down. In November, I found my man

(01:01:12):
on the side of a building in his car. This
is the most rest you getting this letter with this
line right here, I found my man on the side
of the building in his car. Most people in their
lifetime have been on the side of a building in
a car, so that's nothing along. But we've all been
in our car on the side of a building. That's
the only rest moment in this letter. He would go

(01:01:34):
back to crazy naked from the waist down and a
woman who was running across the parking lot away from
his car cause she saw me pull it up.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
What is going on in this damn letter? And it
don't stop there? Next line, I.

Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
Fired a warning shot with an air gun that I
keep to scare a criminal away. What you shot at
this woman and you call it a warning shot. That's
you know, when you go to court, that's actually called attempted.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
There ain't no cop.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
I find a warning shot with an air gun that
I keep to scare criminal. Way hang on, Oh when
I come back, I can't we go. We're gonna get
back into it because this is the most what the
hell going on? Let I've ever read?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Tu He is all right?

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
We'll have part two of your response coming up Steve
at twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry letter
subject her injury.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Is not my fault.

Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening,
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Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is her injury is not my fault.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Listen to me.

Speaker 6 (01:03:34):
Like I said, this is the most what the hell
going on? Letter I've ever read. I like to crew
to join in with me on this. Every time I
say Dean, I want y'all to say what the hell. Okay,
I'm gonna say Dean, and y'all just say what the
hell so y'all can understand how I read this letter. Ready,
Stephen Shirley, I'm dating a cheetah. He asked me to

(01:03:54):
marry him, and I was thinking about saying yes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Dean, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
What the hell?

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
In November? But then one of his side chicks pressed
charges against me. Dean, in November, I found my man
on the side of a building in his car, naked
from the waist down, and a woman was running across
the Parcket lot away from his car because she saw

(01:04:22):
me pulling up.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Dean, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
That was my favorite line.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
I fired a warning shot with an air gun that
I keep just in case to scare a criminal away.

Speaker 8 (01:04:36):
Dean, what what.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
When the gun went off, she got scared and fell. Dean,
I know why she failed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Because she thought she was shot.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
I know exactly why she fell like she had been shot.
I thought it was funny, and so did my boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:05:04):
Dean, What the hell?

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
You thought it was funny, and so did your boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
Well after you y'all thought that was funny, I took
my boyfriend's pants and he and his car keys he
called the.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Police on me.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
Dean, what the hell is happening in here?

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Wait a bit, man.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
A minute ago, you fired a shot, she fell. You
thought it was funny, and the boyfriend thought it was funny.
But ada, you took his pants into the car keys.
He your boyfriend called the police on you. Okay, I
don't need y'all's help no more. I think y'all understand
what this letter is about. Let me take it from here, witnesses,
I'll be there. Witnesses said, I fired a gun, So

(01:06:00):
after examining my air gun, the policeman issue to find
and I went and paid it the next day. Okay,
do you understand what's happening in here? Witnesses said, I
fired a gun.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
You told us you fired again.

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
Lady, you wrote in this letter that you fired a gun.
You could talking to us about what the hell the
witnesses said you confessed. Confessions is carrying a lot of
weight in court. Baby, You ain't really need no questerns.
You really don't need too many witnesses. Once you say
I did it, okay, I went and paid it the

(01:06:40):
next day. I wasn't worried about the side chick because
my man was on his best behavior and stuck to
me like glue. What You're not worried about this side
chick because your man was on his best behavior and
stuck to my side like glue.

Speaker 9 (01:07:00):
What goodness?

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
He spoiled me for Christmas, and I got three wings
to choose from when he asked me to marry him. Lady,
you got three what rings choose from? Ain't no man
got money for three engagement rings unless ain't now one
of them real? You got three zarconias when he asked

(01:07:25):
me to marry him. I was still trying to play
hard to get and I hadn't said yes yet.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
To his proposal.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
I'm planning to marry him, but now I got to
deal with being sued by the side chick that fell
in the parket like like you're talking about the lady
you shot at that one right there that felled in
the parking lot. She pulled a muscle, sprained her ankle,
and had a gash on her leg and kneaded stitches.

(01:07:53):
Ain't this the same girl you and your boyfriend was
laughing at before you took his car keys and pants
and then he called the police. This was the same
chick y'all was laughing at. Now she done pull the muscle,
sprain the ankle, and got some stitches. She didn't have insurance.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Oh I know that.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
I know that all y'all don't sound like insurance type people.
She didn't have insurance, which one of her insurances what
she called. You can't call your life insurance people about this,
can't call your homeowners insurance people about this, and you
can't call your car insurance people about this. What insurance

(01:08:33):
what she's supposed to have unless she had Obamacare, which
has a medical device. But then I can promise you
that the deductible gonna swallow up that two grand, So
she might well take her ass on down there and
pay this help. But anyway, she sawed me for twenty
one hundred for her trip to the eyard at night.
I'm not responsible for her injury.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Yeah you did?

Speaker 6 (01:08:53):
You shot at her? Called her the fall anyway, I
think my boyfriend is responsible and she should shoe sue
here instead. Okay, this has created a major conflict in
our relationship. He wants me to pay it so we
can get on with our lives. If you don't pay
my side check this money so we can get on

(01:09:13):
with our lives. He won't even give me half the money.
If it wasn't for him, she wouldn't have fallen in
that parking lot if you had a shot at her.
Should my boyfriend pay up? Or is this all my fault?
Why are y'all together?

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Yes? All right?

Speaker 7 (01:09:29):
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Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
It's time now for junior and sports talk. What you
got junior?

Speaker 9 (01:10:30):
All right, Shirley, Well let's just talk about it.

Speaker 11 (01:10:32):
You know, we had the NCAA March Madness Tournament going on.
But then I found out that George Foreman died, and
I went and did some research and I listened to
some tapes from George Foreman speaking, and it's some stuff
you need to know about George that we just needn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Do you know?

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
You know?

Speaker 9 (01:10:47):
George was born January tenth, nineteen forty nine, in Marshall, Texas.
But he grew up in Fifth Ward.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Okay, come on, grew up in Fifth Ward.

Speaker 11 (01:10:55):
Let me tell you something. He was the original ghetto boy. Okay,
waiting for Faith way before with the Hi Bill. That
was George for me because he dropped out of school
at fifteen and at sixteen became became a smuggler.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
That's what he was doing.

Speaker 9 (01:11:10):
And then he went and started working with the Job
Corps to get his ged.

Speaker 11 (01:11:13):
But then he moved to California and then he started
training in boxing and he he started at the go
Olympics in nineteen sixty eight in Mexico City, where he
won gold in the boxing heavyweight division. But between nineteen
sixty nine when he turned pro in nineteen seventy one,
he had thirty two bouts thirty two bounds thirty two
in that short times period and he didn't lose none of.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
The bouts none.

Speaker 11 (01:11:35):
He's thirty over twenty nine knockouts. One year, he had
thirteen fights in one year.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
That's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
That's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Wow, du I want to say he probably had a
good fifteen twenty fights in field war that we don't.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
Didn't make the news, that we don't know nothing about.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Yeah, we had a scrap baby. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:11:56):
And then we have the Sunshine Showdown that's Joe Forman
and Joe Fraser and that's where we get to turn
down Goes Fraser, Jamai, Down Goes Fraser, death from Big
George Fraser went down.

Speaker 9 (01:12:12):
Six times in that one fight.

Speaker 11 (01:12:18):
Fair about Howard Cosell, And then you know you have
the story of the Rumble in the Jungle October nineteen
seventy for EXI Year Africa with Muhammad Ali and George
Foreman Man. We saw how Halle won the fight. But
to hear George Foreman talk about he said Ali was boxing.
He said, I was trying to kill that man, and
he lost that fight. But to talk about their friendship,

(01:12:39):
he said, I really ended up gaining. Yes, he said,
I ended up getting very close. Yeah, they became very
close friends. They said, we became phone talkers, which made
it funny. He became poked on.

Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
He said he was always funny Uhammad Ali, and Georgian
said was always funny.

Speaker 11 (01:12:53):
He's always competitive. He said, how many kids you got?
How many grandkids you got? George and Georgia time said
I have three, and Muhammed Alie would just come back
and say I got five.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
George.

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
Five.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
George in real life, he was never I.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Wonder how many grand babies?

Speaker 7 (01:13:10):
A named George man a, Wow, I think they stopped
it at the suns.

Speaker 10 (01:13:14):
It was yeah, George, George, Thank you Junior for that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
That was great.

Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
Thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
a wife wants to pop up on her husband's photo
shoot with a sexy set of twins. She needs some advice.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, this one
is from Sheena and Pensacola. Sheinna says, my husband is
a photographer and I assist him on photo shoots on

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his schedule. There's a shoot schedule with a set of
twins that are influencers. They're always have naked on pictures
on social media and that's what makes them popular. He
didn't ask me to assist him on the twins photo shoot.
It's the first weekend of April, so I've cleared my
schedule so I can pop up. Is that jeopardizing his

(01:14:09):
business and my marriage? Or should I go offer my assistant?

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
That's jeopardizing the marriage.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
It's going to be old because he didn't ain't nobody
to ask you for your assistance on it. We don't
need you on this one. Let him have that. Let
nobody have some Just let him have that one day.
Ain't do nothing. Can't take a picture of that. You
get coming up in the room, busting up in him.

Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
She assents him on all photo shoots. Why not this
one thought?

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
We don't need you help with this.

Speaker 7 (01:14:43):
Because there's twins.

Speaker 9 (01:14:43):
We got enough people. There's plenty of people in here.
We don't need nobal help in here.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
We're good, Yeah, we're good. Take the day off. It's fine.

Speaker 9 (01:14:56):
People will step back on your schedules.

Speaker 7 (01:14:58):
Yeah, she cleared her skill so she could pop up.
What y'all's doing? Okay, yeah, but more importantly.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Send us the pictures when you threw with the photo shoot,
so we can at least see how that went. I mean,
you know, and then she's writing us, you might as
well send us some pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Put an attachment on your next seavening.

Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
Come on, but how is his wife going to jeopardize
his business if she pops up going crazy?

Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
Put them twins in there.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Let's let's ask you, ladies. When if y'all were to
walk in and he taking pictures of the half naked ladies?

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
What what if he's just taking pictures?

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
You said they're half naked. Yeah, now we're going what's
going on here? Double trouble?

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
What's going on right here? I never understood half naked?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
No way? What's all this? Half for.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
All the way? Which is that?

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
Time? Me?

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Come in?

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Make acis?

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
What are we doing?

Speaker 8 (01:16:14):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:16:15):
We got time for another one. This one's from Trinity
and Fresno. Trinity says, I'm in a friends with benefit
relationship and it works for me because I travel a
lot for work. I'm going to Hawaii for work in
a few weeks, and I invited my friends so we
could have a lot of great sex and I'd have
someone to hang out with. He said that his girlfriend
would never go for that, so he can't go. What

(01:16:39):
man would turn down a free trip to Hawaii? Why
can't he tell her that we're just friends? That's too
far because you're not just for ye and she's not stupid? Right,
it's too fall.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
You can't make it happen at fall. But when you
call Hawaii you rely out.

Speaker 13 (01:16:56):
Of the country. To be honest with you, you're not.
It's a state, I know, but it's not to it
ain't connected. Okay, Yeah, it's too far. You can't cheat
that far. I'm just trying to take as hard as
too far.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Seems like you could though, the farther the better, right,
she can't up?

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
Yeah, okay, pop up, but it's too far.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
I'm not understanding. So you're saying that you could cheat.
It's just based on the distance. Yeah, you cant geography. Yeah,
what you're saying, you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Lie that far. It's just hard.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Too much, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Y'all need to go. Y'all ain't go to Atlanta or somewhere,
so they where they need to Uh yeah, yeah, y'all
need to go to Nevada, right right up the street
to Basis. Yeah, Vegas. You can't be going cross the waters.
Oh ring different, they gonna know you're not there. I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
I never heard Stella say it's not be all right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Listen, understand that. But the phone rings different that they
gonna know you're.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
Not coming up. We will have more of this ignorant
show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. All right, here's a question for you guys.
How drunk do you have to be to get in
a police car and think it's a taxi?

Speaker 8 (01:18:35):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
A Georgia man was arrested last week in Florida after
he hopped into the back of a police car and
tell the police officer that he was sitting in the
driver's seat. That was sitting in the driver's seat to
take him home. What it was? A thirty one year
old man. He was very, very drunk and may have
believed the cop car was a taxi or an uber,

(01:19:02):
even though the car's emergency lights were flashing.

Speaker 6 (01:19:05):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
The officer told him to stay seated in the car
and then drove him to jail, where he was booked
for trespassing in an occupied structure. The man was able
to sober up. I bet he was overnight and he
bonded out of jail the next day.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
But what did that? Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Driving? Let's go well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Mean the silver Lining is lease heating drive?

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
He didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not mad, and he knew he
could drive himself, so heah, but he was.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
Step on it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:20:01):
Coming up next, Thanks guys, we'll play around it, would
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Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather your wife drives you around? Or would
you rather you always do the driving? Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
I can't stand you inside? Boys outside?

Speaker 7 (01:20:51):
Boy, yes, you were saying, careful while he gets it together, Junior,
Would you rather you driver?

Speaker 9 (01:20:58):
Your wife always drive? Yes, sir, And I open doors too,
I do everything.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Yeah, yeah, look at.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:21:09):
Because if she wants to go just up the street
to like a fast food drive through, she has a
vehicle that just won't move, It won't go that way.

Speaker 9 (01:21:16):
I have to get in there and take her.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Yeah, I should think that's so sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Okay, okay, yes, Carla, Yes, so my husband I always
you know, of course, preferred for him to drive, and
so then when I get in the car, though, I
give him constructions, instructions, and then he turns on that
part you want.

Speaker 7 (01:21:36):
To destructive criticism.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Yeah, he'll say you want to drive because up until
now I thought I could drive, But I.

Speaker 11 (01:21:45):
Learn to slow down the car. You need to slow
down with the car. Be five miles down the road,
I see the car.

Speaker 9 (01:21:50):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:51):
I've been called miss Daisy several times. Several times.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Oh no, no, the opposite of miss days she whiz
and boy. I have actually gotten in the back and
laid on the float before.

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
Because all right, would you rather listen to the blues
or country music?

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Which one that's a good one?

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Yeah, I'm b baby heal.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Bobby Blue Bland all right?

Speaker 7 (01:22:26):
Yeah? Would you rather bull riding at the rodeo or
motorcycle racing? Wrote you cannot get the ball right here?

Speaker 8 (01:22:42):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Would you rather tell your wife you already told me that,
or would you rather finish her sentences? Maybe you know
what work today? You already told me that.

Speaker 11 (01:22:55):
Oh no, I'd rather do be. I rather finish the
sentence because I already know. Okay, today Carol got laid off.
But you told me I know, so I ready gets
finished because Lord, I ain't got time to here and
listen to the story again.

Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
Thank you too much, good.

Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
Having today.

Speaker 7 (01:23:22):
Would you rather do a cold plunge or would you
rather buy your ex and easter basket?

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
How cold is this water? Because Colby, we're getting in here.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
I sit in here, get lukewarm.

Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
But your you can't do that.

Speaker 9 (01:23:37):
On't care shut, I'm a risk it sickle sell. You
can't put a space.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Heat about the pool.

Speaker 9 (01:23:42):
I will get right and I'm going in now.

Speaker 7 (01:23:45):
You get electric, buy your ex and easter basket?

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Do you know her?

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Do you know?

Speaker 12 (01:23:51):
No? I do not?

Speaker 9 (01:23:52):
Okay, that's why we got buying a basket.

Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
Okay, coming up next, Thank you, last break of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
We'll close up show right after this.

Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
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