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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all at all at
all A back giving them.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
The bus bus things and.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to me, I don't joy joy.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Grateful you got us. He loved new yon.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Turn about, got to turn turn probably got to turn
out to turn him out, turn the money up. Come me,

(01:58):
come on you think that?

Speaker 6 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will A good morning everybody. You're
listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I have
something and it so describes how I was living. It
so captures the feelings that I had about beginning on

(02:23):
the pathway of my dreams. It so describes how I
felt when I was about to attempt something. And I
have some striking news for you. It describes often how
I feel still today to a degree. So let me
tell you what that is. Here's an analogy that I've

(02:45):
heard a couple of different ways, but I've kind of,
you know, fixed it around to where I can drink
it better, and I think it fits my personality to
describe it to people best this way. I've talked often
about the urge and see of doing something with your life,
of getting started today, of stopping the procrastination and putting

(03:08):
it off, and waiting on all your ducks to line
up in a row, and waiting until the stars aligned themselves.
If you waiting on such a thing, you're never gonna
get started. I don't know too many people who can
say that all the ducks just lined up in the row.
Things happen. Even when you get them lined up. One
of the ducks get out of line, or somebody knock

(03:30):
over the domino. Something happens. But here's the point I'm
getting at. God has so many blessings available to you.
You who's listening. God has so many blessings available to
you from where you are right now. I don't care

(03:53):
what you've gotten yourself into or what you've done. God
has so many blessings that he can send your way.
But you have to do something. See a lot of
people just sit around and go man, I don't know.
Something always happening to you. You're always getting a break,
You're always doing this. You always do it. Man, do

(04:15):
nothing come my way? Listen to me. If nothing ever
comes your way. You know why that is. It's because
you're not doing anything. I promise you you not. Here's
a deal. God has all these blessings he wants to
send you, but you got to give him something to
work with. Now, come on, God will bless you. God

(04:35):
can touch people's hearts on your behalf. He can move
situations around for you. He can align the stars. He
can set the ducks up in the row. But align
the stars and move people around, and touch people's hearts
and set the ducks up in the row. For what
have you put forth? Any effort? Have you made a
single step in any direction to do the right thing

(04:58):
or go the right way? That gives t him something
to put his finger on. Come on, man, God can
only bless you according to your faith. If you have
a little bit of faith, give him that. Let him
work with that. You know, man, I didn't always start
with these speeches you hear in the morning.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
Now.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
I ain't always had these. I grew to these. I
stumbled my way to these. I messed up my way
to these. Here, I got it wrong so many times
to be able to sound like I got some sense,
I said it often. Failure is a wonderful teacher. Do
you know how many times I have had to have
failed to have what I have in my head today.

(05:39):
I'm telling you, man, it's a process. People get mad
at the process. You got to do something to give
God something to work with. He'll bless you. But what
you want me to bless If you ain't putting forth
any effort, you can get blessed from wherever you are
in your life, wherever your starting point is, wherever you
find yourself wound up, you can get it back from there.

(06:01):
I've done it, man, by the grace of God, I've
done it. I got over. Man. I learned some things
along the way. Because here's the deal. As long as
God keeps waking you up in the morning, he ain't
through with you yet. When he's done, you're done. But
if God still has a plan for you you wake
up in the morning, he still got some more work
for you to do. You wake up in the morning.

(06:22):
So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
God wants from you, would love to have from you,
and He can work with you, man, if you just
walk towards him a little bit. Here's the deal. I
know it's hard for the average person to start because
the fear of the unknown is incredible. What if I fail.
What if I don't get picked. You know, one of

(06:43):
the hardest things I ever did was walking in to
quit my job. Oh man, let me tell you about
that day when I decided that I was gonna be
a full time comedian after winning an amateur night one time.
Quitting your job, following your dream, going for it despite
all the nay says, it's like stepping off a cliff.

(07:06):
It's like actually just walking off the edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping.
Now not really knowing, but hoping. Hoping is the bad
basis of faith. I stepped off that cliff hoping that
my parachute would open and allow me to drift down. See.

(07:31):
I've never scott dived before, but I would imagine part
of the thrill. And I don't know this because I'm
not going to sCOD Dive to find out. I think
part of the thrill for people is the danger part
of throwing yourself out a plane and how it feels
to be free falling, but the whole time they're free falling,
having this exhilarating, over the top moment. You have got

(07:56):
to believe in your heart of hearts, you have got
the hope with everything in you that when you pull
this cord the shoot opens or else. This ain't a
good move at all. But you've packed your SHOOTE yourself.
You've taken the lessons, so you go ahead and you
make the leap. Now, the only thing about quitting your
job and following your dream is you ain't really been

(08:17):
trained all that good for this. You done packed your SHOOTE,
but you ain't never opened it before. So I walked
off this cliff, That's what it was like. And you
following your dreams like you walking off a cliff. Here's
the part where people don't never make the jump. They
see somebody like myself who jumped off the cliff and
the pass chute don't open right away, and I hit

(08:39):
a couple of rocks on the way down. I got
my back cut up pretty bad. They see that three
years living in a car, man, he got it life
toe down jumping off that cliff. I ain't jumping off
that cliff. But see, what you don't understand is you
don't know it, but eventually the shoot will open. I'm

(09:00):
at the parachute opening part of my life, man, where
to SHOOTE then open and I'm drifting and I'm able
to guide my chute over to Paris and glide. I've
glided over the African and seen what it looked like.
It's a slow ride down. When the pass chute finally
opened and my back didn't heel too and the cuts
that I had on me, I remember now I know

(09:22):
how to stay away from the edge. But the paras
chute then opened, and I'm enjoying my life for the
first time. I'm gliding, but I got hit up against
the rock. I can see more. I get a chance
to see more things. I get to glide and see
more parts of the world. I'm living my dream. Your
parachute is gonna open, but I'll tell you one thing

(09:42):
for show. It'll never open if you don't step off
that cliff. You got to step off that cliff God
to get the pasachute open for you. But you got
to jump, baby. That's the hard part, ain't it now?
Question is the end of this story right here today?
When you jumping.

Speaker 8 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
A gentlemen, let me have you undivided attention. If I
don't have it already, I need it just for one second.
God capitel to g O D God the Lord Almighty
done done it again. He'd have made another day.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Who you know?

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Let me ask you this question. Who you know can
make another day? Who you know gives you permission to breathe?

Speaker 9 (10:30):
Who do you know?

Speaker 6 (10:32):
Pull that sign up in the morning and set it
in the evening?

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Who you know?

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Who you know make the wind blow? Who you know?

Speaker 10 (10:43):
The Lord?

Speaker 6 (10:44):
I just know the Lord, he'd have done it again.
Mayor God is good? Hey y'all, Steve hard Martin show
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You so very much. So Junior, you can go ahead,
Steven asked Junior, he has a question.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
I know you do.

Speaker 12 (11:56):
I have a very question, and it's family related. You know,
I do have a clause and Uncle, I just need
to know. I've been here quite a while, uncle, and
I know Tommy been here, but I just need to
know who your favorite. Me and nephew Tommy.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Who oh.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
I really just need to know that.

Speaker 12 (12:13):
And I can't I can't see myself.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
I just need to know of it. You you you
can't see yourself?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
What well?

Speaker 12 (12:21):
I just can't see myself not being the favorite.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
I don't know. That ain't a cruct, that ain't a
cry to here getting put out this family. I can
get that right now. We have uh, several people in
our family qualify you know. You know, Junior, I don't
really have you know that in me to say favorite.
It's like picking who's my favorite? Woman on this show.

(12:44):
You'll see you'll see that would be the problem, and
I think it's gonna create a lot of dissension between
you and uh Tommy. If I were to pick a favorite, well,
let me ask you a question just in fifteen seconds,
tell me all why you think you should be the favorite.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Uncle.

Speaker 12 (13:03):
I'm always hanging with you. I'll come to your house.
You know you ask me to come to meet you somewhere.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
I go to that.

Speaker 12 (13:09):
I support your camp.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
I Mama's a that for that. I mean I do
a lot of things, you know.

Speaker 12 (13:13):
I whatever you need me do I do you know,
I come over there, I eat all your stuff.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
I go to dinner with you. That you pay the check.
I justify that you paid a check. If you go
with me, who'll get the check? He did get the chick.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
hear from the other favorite, the nephew, as he runs
that prank.

Speaker 11 (13:36):
Back right after this, I'm the only favorite.

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Speaker 11 (14:54):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prying fag.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
What you got for his neph Larnde is Margaret Larnda
is straight up my girl. Collect call from the penitentiary
cat dog if you would Hello.

Speaker 13 (15:09):
This call will be recorded and monitored. I have a
collect call from riding and inmates. If you would like
to accept this and future collect calls, please press for it.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Hello, yeah, yeah, Hello. I'm trying to just riot it righty.
I'm trying to reach Lrondo. Yeah, Larndo. Do I have
the wrong number?

Speaker 6 (15:34):
No?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
You you got the right number? Man, that's my wife?
Who is it?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Okay, okay, okay, hold up now, just riding right here now.
I'm calling for Lorondo. Who you know?

Speaker 10 (15:46):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (15:47):
That was my girl before I got locked up.

Speaker 14 (15:49):
I'm trying pumpy race.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Hold on, hold on, man. We've been married for about
two years. Man, don't I don't know what you're talking about. Man,
you might have the wrong number.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
Okay, hold up.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Then wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait wait wait wait, wait,
wait a minute.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
I know them, Lorna.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I ain't, man, I know them?

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Like what say?

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Man?

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Hold up? Man? Wait a minute. Larun is married?

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, man, Just in case you didn't hear me, Larnda's married.
We got a sixteen month old child. Man, all right,
and we've been man for two years. I don't know
who you calling.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
I'm calling for Lorondo. I'm finna get up out this
in six weeks. I've been all I've been. I've been
writing letters and all kinds of stuff, sending them to
a mama house.

Speaker 15 (16:37):
You trying to tell me, you trying to see well
you've been sending what to her mama house?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I've been sending letters. I've been sending letters since the
day I got locked down.

Speaker 15 (16:45):
I mean when you've been saying, how long has been
since you've been sending letters?

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Man, I've been.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Locked down for five years? Five years, and I've been
sending letter. I don't miss one week when I sending
something to Laarno.

Speaker 14 (16:57):
What's the mama name?

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Then? Ain't her mama name is?

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Hold on, man, you've been sending letters to my girl's
mama for five years?

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Five year.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'm finised to get out in six weeks. I've been
locked down right in five years?

Speaker 14 (17:13):
No, man, she ain't got no letters from you. Man.
You she ain't got no letters. We've been together for
two years. Man, I'm trying to break your home.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Hold up, hold up, hold up, Let me ask you
this here, man, Hold up, because you got me all
up with this right here.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
Now, let me ask you this right here. How I
know her mama name. How I know all this here?

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Man?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
What what I'm trying to explain to you? I got
the right person. I just I'm just blown away by
you trying to tell me y'all married.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Now, yeah, were married now, happily married. Hey man, hey,
you need to take her back to that feel man.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Three, hold up, come first of about what your wright
fists do.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Just come at me wrong now that what ain't fits
to happen now Now, I got a whole lot on
my mind and a whole lot of stress.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Now I'm gonna tell you this right here, just to
let you know how to go.

Speaker 14 (18:01):
Don't go.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I'm finishing to be up out of here six week,
and when I do get out, I am coming to
see the run.

Speaker 15 (18:08):
Hey man, listen, you come up here, you gonna wind
up getting both put up in the penitentiary, man, because
I ain't playing about my wife. Man, Brother, you just
need to go on. Chill out. After you get out
of brother, stay somewhere, man, don't bring I ain't man.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
Look, man, all I'm trying to do.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Is I don't care what you're trying to do, trying
to keep your That's all I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 15 (18:27):
To do so we don't both end up in the penitentiary. Man,
or YO might be in You're gonna end up in
the grave if you keep testing me.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Man, I'm telling you.

Speaker 15 (18:35):
Don't bring up here.

Speaker 14 (18:36):
Bro. Just stay there relaxed, breathe and Jordan your air man.
All right, that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
All right, man, that's it.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
Hey, what your wife finish to do is try to
threaten me.

Speaker 14 (18:46):
Fol So you up here talking about keep your man,
don't bring here.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Ca'm looking for no runner, because I will put two
up in your.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
I'm coming to see my girl.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
That's my girl.

Speaker 14 (18:58):
Kill women living to you. I'm trying to tell you
you better take your a something where we're gonna shut
this down talking.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Oh thank you talking to you.

Speaker 14 (19:09):
I'm talking something that's in jail.

Speaker 15 (19:11):
Don't dusk chuck your black look man.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I fished to come home in six weeks and I'm
coming to see Lorondo, whether y'o like it or not.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
And I'm going to see mama. Miss.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
What you ain't gonna do is get in the way
of me and my girl. Somebody I've been loving and
writing letters through all this damn time. I've been on lockdown.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Man, bring your I will say it slow to you.

Speaker 14 (19:32):
Bring your and I swear to God I will put
your in the grave.

Speaker 15 (19:38):
That's why I'm gonna put you, homie.

Speaker 14 (19:40):
Bring you better say something in the penitentiary.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I'm coming down there to see my girl. See how
mama and give my girl back. My girl leaving with me.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
You know, the only thing you're gonna be seeing is
the asking because I'm putting you in there. Man, I'm
telling you you bring your I swear to God. Man,
you knock them over the door if you want to.
I'm telling you, man, go to mama house. I'm putting
your down. Homie.

Speaker 14 (20:04):
No, I'm not playing with you. Man, all ain't this
is my girl. Man, that is my girl.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
I will up you.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Ain't finna do nothing to me. You ain't finna do
nothing but release my girl over to me. That's what
you finished to do.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
That's it.

Speaker 14 (20:16):
No, I'm gonna release your world and your you come
to the dude, That's what I'm gonna do. I'm telling you, man,
what whoo ti a wend Man, I'll be waiting on
you in sixth week. I'm gonna tell you that I'll
be waiting on you in six weeks. Bring you to
my door. You won't be going nowhere else. I'm telling
you that.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
You're talking all this bad stuff on the phone. You
ain't gonna do a thing when I get there. But
give me my girl back.

Speaker 14 (20:39):
That's it, dude, you ain't talking. You're talking that the boss.
You ain't listen.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
I got one more thing I need to say to
you before I go back to my cell.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Is you listening, Yeah, I'm listening.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
This is nephew Time. It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank by your boy Devin. Wait, hold up,
don Lizzy, This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Devin.

Speaker 14 (21:09):
Man, y'all, I almost got him up.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
All right?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh yeah, Aison, you ought to be trying to figure
out how to build a damn fancy over here, trying
to compete against.

Speaker 8 (21:19):
Me coming up next to his ass the COLO or
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the.

Speaker 11 (21:25):
Building right after this.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
Join the Saint Jude family together we can help cure
childhood cancer. Text SAHMS to seven eight, five, eight three
three to become a monthly donor for just nineteen dollars
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Speaker 11 (21:46):
Top of the hour.

Speaker 8 (21:47):
In entertainment news, a new commercial with Na Long and
Lorenz Tate has people feeling very nostalgic and wanting a
reboot of the classic nineteen ninety.

Speaker 11 (21:56):
Seven movie Love Jones.

Speaker 8 (21:59):
One of my old Yes Yes Prince Harry spoke out
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this guy, stephen A. Smith is rumored to become the
highest paid person on EESP and go ahead, stephen A.
That's all coming coming up at the top of the hour.

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But right now it's time to ask the clo our
chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Grace and Racine.
Grace says my thirty year old grandson said he was
called by God to preach, but he's been living with
his mother, with the mother of his kids for six years.
Does the Lord call on sorry men like him?

Speaker 11 (22:40):
Or is he lying?

Speaker 6 (22:43):
Oh Granny, Well, I can't really tell you who God called,
but God cries a lot of imperfect people. All his
disciples was imperfect. Yeah, they were adulterous murderers, thieves, gangsters.
You know that's that's that's some of the best people

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to use. Why would you go get something? Why would
he call? Somebody don't know nothing about overcoming, So, Granny,
I don't know. You know, he might have got called.
You know, you never know, but you just don't cause
he's been living with his girlfriend for six years. You
can shut him down, ay thirty, you know anyway, I'm

(23:24):
glad you ain't. My grandmoma. W think the Lord for that.

Speaker 11 (23:29):
Alrighty got skeletons studio.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Hey, granny, you might you might not be qualified to
be on that front road. You don't care nothing they
might ask for you when you might have turned in
your gloves. If they started doing background checks, you know,
you might not be on the usher bud much longer.
You know what, You gotta be careful now you made
your last missionary with it. You can turn in your
white nurse shoes A most sent them in stockings.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
Moving on to Tanyada.

Speaker 8 (23:59):
In the DMV, tell y'all, this writes, my boyfriend went
through my phone and saw a picture of my male
friend my friend was trying on clothes for a date
and he wanted to get my opinion. My boyfriend assumed
it was something else. Should I let my man talk
to my male friend?

Speaker 6 (24:15):
Let me tell you something you gonna get your male
friend asked for? Because now he in here trying on
clothes in front of you. You know, I don't know
why y'all women think, whoever who he gonna call you
and send you some pictures him trying on some clothes
boy buy? Yeah, that's advertising. Y'all don't have no men friends.

(24:38):
I'm not gonna tell y'all next question. Should I'm nothing
to do this?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Most today? I am not doing this with y'all, no
more to day. I don't know what's wrong with y'all. Man.
What is the matter if a man tell y'all something?
Why won't y'all believe that about men?

Speaker 11 (24:56):
You're a man? Okay, you should know. M all right,
you're not.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Finna be fine, and I'm finna be your friend. We
we're not finna be friends.

Speaker 11 (25:07):
Well, okay, the.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Hell I'm gonna sit with you and then it ain't
gonna bring it up?

Speaker 5 (25:13):
What bring it?

Speaker 6 (25:17):
We are doing it with? Resa?

Speaker 8 (25:21):
This is from Reesa and Tampa coelo Esa writes, my
husband's coat smelled like perfume, and he said it was
from a client he met with earlier. So I put
a dab of his cologne on my coat and breezed
by him. The next day he noticed it, so I
gave him the same excuse he gave me. He said,
I'm petty. Why is it cool for him to hug

(25:42):
another lady? But I can't hug another man?

Speaker 6 (25:46):
Or a man.

Speaker 10 (25:48):
Can?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Let me?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Can? I ask her question, why y'all playing this game?
Why y'all doing this tif F test?

Speaker 11 (25:54):
She didn't like her husband's then.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Okay, now he don't like your hands. Okay, now his turn.
So what y'all gonna do? When when y'all gonna stop
the foolishness. I don't think this is a good idea,
you know you just look, man, you don't trust him.
I mean look, people have hugged me and putting makeup

(26:19):
on my suit. Uhh, and I wore at home. I
didn't know it was on that because if I knew
if he was on there, I just threw that damn
jacket out the window. He would left that hideway out
of damn about no suit. I don't care nothing about
no suit. If I'd have knew that makeup was on
my shoulder, I'd have threw that damn jacket out through it.

(26:42):
Back in the day, it's a lot of shirts and
trash cans, and it's a lot of shirt customs, laziership.

Speaker 11 (26:51):
Can you have a remedy for getting You can get lipstick.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Off the collar makeup. You just take whites, like, get
you a bag of white breathe it wonderbread meal bush,
you know, roll it up and pinch it and rub
it and just keep rubbing it and the slice of
the crumble up. Then get another slight about three slices
in all that lipstick could be off that car, all right,
look at you? Yeah, and that don't work. My strong suggestion.

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Shirt way in the house with just your suit.

Speaker 11 (27:22):
Jacket off the shirt? What is the lie you were
going to tell her?

Speaker 6 (27:32):
I was coming out of the office and I got hot,
so I took my jacket off and I had it
over my arm, and I was walking to the car
and I told this man, excuse me, and I scraped
up against the telephone poles, tore that whole damn shirt off.

Speaker 11 (27:45):
And nothing happened to the jacket, the jacket that was
on top.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
No I had the no, no I had took You
didn't hear me say, I took my jacket off because
it got hot and I had it over my arm
y'all didn't hear that? When I walked past that telephone
pole he got caught up on there, told that shirt
right off.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
I like it.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
And then I saw a homeless man and he didn't
have no shirt, and I just took my shirt off
that telephone pole and gave it to him. God, I
was gonna ask you where is the shirt? But I
gave it to a homeless man because he didn't have none.
He put it rock button it up on him and everything.
It was a nice little fit, told any but he
didn't have no shirts?

Speaker 10 (28:21):
All right?

Speaker 11 (28:23):
Last one, I bought that shirt for you.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
You said, what did you say? Look at God? What
did you look at? All right?

Speaker 11 (28:33):
Last one?

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Colo Mark and Bentonville says, my girlfriend went by the
hospital to see her childhood friend. She showed me a
selfie they took and she was lying in bed next
to him, lying in the bed.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Next to him.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
They dated years ago, so that doesn't sit well with me.
Did she cross the line by being too friendly?

Speaker 6 (28:55):
You know, I bet he wasn't sick no more. I
used to date she thene climbed in big had laying
next to him, took a selphie. My My question is
why she show it to you? Thought? Yeah, dog man,
this is the last time. What is the matter with y'all?

(29:20):
What do you mean? Why do y'all keep trying to
confess us that that man is just your friend? You
can stop telling us that because we ain't trying to
hear that.

Speaker 14 (29:33):
We know that.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
Yeah, dog, what he got on? Why he laying in
that bed in that house coat on his own back?
That got your front all backwards is wrong. You don't
wear draws in the hospital. They don't give you nothing.
They takes all them from you. Are not laying up
in the hospital with no draws on. Take a minute

(29:57):
to wrap that gown around and went down to the
house find to see him. I don't give it, damn
how sick it?

Speaker 13 (30:07):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
All right?

Speaker 14 (30:09):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (30:09):
See hello, Yeah coming, it's just a friend coming up
at the town. We'll have some entertainment news for you
right after this.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
You're listening morning shows.

Speaker 8 (30:23):
Well, if you guys seen this very cute. I mean
it's so adorable. The new commercial with Nia Long and
Lorenz Tate.

Speaker 11 (30:28):
Have you seen it? It's really cute.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
It's for Walmart, and the commercial has several references to
the classic nineteen ninety seven movie Love Jones, where Lorenz
starred as Darius and Nia starred as Nina.

Speaker 11 (30:43):
Darius Andina, of course, were lovebirds in the movie.

Speaker 8 (30:46):
The commercial has fans wanting a reboot of Love Jones
or a sequel or something.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
They've been asking for this for years.

Speaker 8 (30:53):
I mean, this is such a feel good commercial that
even if you've never seen Love.

Speaker 11 (30:58):
Jones, you see I seen you, you've never classic. It's
a class I promise you.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
But I know that Jail, No boy, love Joe, I
gotta love I gotta love Joe, you.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Love.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
That was my jail in junior high when that was out.

Speaker 11 (31:30):
So you got to see the movie and catch up
because it's so good.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
I'm too late to see the movie, you know, I
missed all the classics. Yeah, name another classic movie. I'll
tell you.

Speaker 11 (31:47):
But yeah, Boomerang.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (31:55):
So that's that's the question. What movie would you like
to see a reboot of or have a sequel?

Speaker 6 (32:01):
I just like to see the movies, asked for it
to be redone. If he ain't hard to get a reboot?
If you ain't seen that?

Speaker 11 (32:09):
The first Coming to America.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
Coming to America my all time favorite comedy movie. Did
you see Light? Yeah? Yeah, I saw Life, said he
gave me Life.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Junior's movie upset me, though, Life upset me. They spent
their whole lives in print.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
That broke my heart.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
That movie. It was funny, but it broke my heart. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:39):
Did you see Ladies Sings the Blues with Diana Ross
and Billy Williams.

Speaker 11 (32:43):
That's another classic. You didn't see that?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
You do love Richard Prying that though? Oh yes?

Speaker 11 (32:50):
Played Billie Holiday?

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Name another Uptown Saturday Night?

Speaker 13 (32:56):
Oh yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
Here they tried to put their ass in that trump
seen in my life. That's the best movie scene. They
were trying to put their ass in that trunk.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Man.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
That's the best scene. Boy, that's the best scene I've
ever seen in high Light, trying to put their ass
in that trunk. Did you see uh.

Speaker 11 (33:20):
Poetic Justice?

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Did you see that?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Did you see Boys in the Hood?

Speaker 6 (33:25):
I never saw Boys in the The one I ain't
I ain't never seen none of the Friday.

Speaker 11 (33:33):
You never saw Friday, the first one first.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
Or I don't know how many they had. I never
saw Friday.

Speaker 11 (33:39):
Oh wow, Okay, well we're gonna move on.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Y'all have no idea what was going on during them
periods of my life, but we know you saw I
think like a man. Yeah, yeah, well I pulled myself
together Friday. I was trying to get to Saturday. I
don't know what hear y'all about. Well, I was may y'all,
I don't understand your boy over here, your feelings lead

(34:03):
over here? Whoa well I had. I was on a
stretch run that was so crucial. I was so hell
bound focused. I didn't have time for nothing. Man, I
was trying to figure it out. I just wish man
I had included the Lord before, because all that figuring

(34:27):
I was doing was damn there. All of it was wrong.
You ever figured something out and it wouldn't you didn't
figure it right. Yeah, that's like I was doing a
math problem with the wrong equation. Yeah, you know, like
I was trying to get I was trying to get

(34:48):
to eight by using just dethmos and fractions. Well, all
I had to do is go four plus four. That's
all I had to do. I got that's rolls some
fractions out trying to get to eight.

Speaker 8 (35:05):
Yeah all right, cud, yeah, look at you now. Well
some good news for ESPN stephen A Smith. Rumors are
circulating that ESPN is set to offer stephen A a
sixth year, one hundred and twenty million dollar deal that

(35:26):
would be twenty million dollars a year, making stephen A
the highest paid ESPN personality without a licensing agreement. Reportedly,
stephen A was offered eighteen million a year initially, but
he wouldn't back down. When the Athletic online site asked
about his contract, stephen A texted, here's my quote.

Speaker 11 (35:47):
I was born at at night, not last night. Okay.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
I don't talk about my contract negotiations, never have, never will.

Speaker 11 (35:55):
So congratulations.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
He was trying to become higher. I believe in Pat
McAfee because I think Pat mcarfione was the biggest guy
who I love his show. I love his show. Pat McAfee.
Oh yeah, he came in there as a character. But
stephen A Smith is Muscy TV. Oh yeah yeah, oh

(36:20):
he be wrong like two left shoes. It's okay, but
still Yeah. On his podcast, he got mad at Biden
for pardoning his son.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
Boy.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Yeah, he mad at Biden about that. He said, you
just like the other side. I'm gonna say it one
more time. I'm pardoning my son. Yes, got the power. Yes?
All right.

Speaker 8 (36:50):
In other news, well, coming up at twenty minutes after
the hour, we're gonna talk about your favorite thing about
the Christmas holidays.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
Is it the food, is it the family, is it
the time off for your vacation or what is it?

Speaker 8 (37:03):
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Speaker 11 (37:50):
Thank you, We appreciate it very much.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Hey you all right?

Speaker 11 (37:54):
So speaking of the holiday steam hey.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
You glad tis a sad child and make some better. Hey,
that's my contribution. Yeah, looking for the same Jude song.
I know.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
Well, speaking of the holidays, you know, Christmas is my
favorite holiday. Is everybody's favorite holiday. It's our favorite time
of year to relax, eat some good food, spend time
with your kids, with your grandkids, your friends. What about you, guys,
what's your favorite thing about the holidays? Is it being
with your family or the food, the time off from work,
your vacation, what is it?

Speaker 11 (38:34):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Mine is being with the family, being with them, nothing
else to do, nothing in the way. They get to
have daddy if they want daddy. If they don't want daddy,
daddy on the couch.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
But here I be with y'all.

Speaker 11 (38:49):
Ah, Yeah, very nice.

Speaker 14 (38:51):
I like all of it.

Speaker 11 (38:52):
Off, being on work, family, eating, Yes, I love all
of it.

Speaker 12 (39:00):
You're with the family, you know, my friend, my best friends,
to see them all year, we finally get to hang
out for a few days. Yeah, reminiscent, and you know,
my nieces and nephews and.

Speaker 11 (39:12):
This year is going to be different because you have
a dog.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
You have a brand new thought about the dog. Sure
you did.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Holidays the dog, first Christmas.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
It's the dog, It's not mine. I'm a movie. Yes,
I don't know how to do dog Christas. I don't know.
I don't like all the shopping. That's I don't know what.

Speaker 14 (39:42):
Who are you?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Well?

Speaker 6 (39:44):
I used to like Christmas for the things I would get.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
For christ and everything.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
You know. Oh yeah, I don't get a damn thing now.
So yeah, I don't like getting down the bill.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
Well Steevie, is it because you're so hard to pick four?
Because you have everything?

Speaker 6 (40:06):
My wife? My wife know what to give me? A huh?
But like now, man, like for for real Christmas for
me now is watching the grand kids. Yeah that I
be man hollering my ass off, and what I have.
M What I do is I have my sons come over, Jason,
Winton and Stevie and they put all the grandkids' toys
together New Year's Eve, I mean, I mean Christmas Eve

(40:31):
or Christmas morning. They come over and do all the assembly.
Cause I don't do that no more, cause I these
toys are way too complicated. Oh yeah, yeah, you actually
need a manual when we was a kids, or you
didn't need a man It's a wagon. You your ass
got a wagon, and you got a shovel and you
got a dump truck. Now gonna push.

Speaker 11 (40:54):
All right, have the holidays?

Speaker 8 (40:56):
Uh coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
Ruscoe Wallace in the bill ding.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
Right after this, boy, you're listening.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Morning show?

Speaker 11 (41:07):
All right, Carla, your buddy Roscoe is here.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
Yeah yeah, Jaco Bell, Mary Crews, everybody the holidays, have
your time for the year. Jacob Bell, Jaco Bell, Fronsie
Phronsie Snowman, all the silent night, all that, yeah, yea.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
And all that in my mind.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
All day? Boy, what's going on? If we will dig
where Roscoe?

Speaker 12 (41:48):
Let's go.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
I mean, you started it off.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
Let's do some Christmas songs. Let's start it off. Let's
switch it up a little bit though. Let's start off
with Donnie Hathaway and.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
Hang old missile told, I'm gonna get to know your bed.
Do this. Creed must let me go and get there fireside,
ladies and bride get there and will Carolyn through the

(42:24):
night hold in Christmas will be come on now.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
And then and then all right, you better end that thing.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
Yeah, man, I wrote that for Donny Boy was sitting
with Donnay with the biggest hit down the ever head
right there.

Speaker 11 (42:47):
Who wrote that, Donne Hathaway.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
I wrote that.

Speaker 11 (42:52):
I didn't know that, Roscoe.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
I wrote it. I wrote it right before he sung it.
That's whatever I've been arguing with Laylor this whole damn time,
cause she out here putting out some other womans and everything,
and they need to be careful. You need to be
killed this girl. Yeah we killed now. I ain't. I
ain't the Marvin Gay family. You don't want this here,
you know what, Marvin Gay kids shoot everybody but me.

(43:16):
Don't run your ass over here.

Speaker 11 (43:19):
Shout out to the very talented and lovely.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Lady girls out there, but that look the little Gay family.
Watch yourself now, don't run your ass over here. They
shoot everybody with me, they shoot Robin think they just
shoot everybody. Dona come over here though they already know
wrote everything.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Martin saying, no, okay, all right, Roscoe, Well let's get
it going.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
Since we're talking about Marvin Gay, We're gonna go to
Detroit Motown The Temptations Silent Night.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Na.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
Oly now, ohly come, you know all of it in
bright wrong your very gin Mama, Mama, inch.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
Holy ef sod sleep watch it here, sleep here, funnily.

(44:53):
You know you had to throw that in there for Melvin,
you know, Roside.

Speaker 11 (45:00):
So quickly, Roscoe, quickly let it snow voice, No.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
No, no, he's the one. I won't to end it
with froll stak the snow made. But a good old
fella was he fat white man with a top hat
on and arms that came from a tree? Why made

(45:28):
Frost stay as cool as he could be?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah, had a button though nose and a scarf round.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
His shoulders, and it got hot and he wound up
ice tea. I'm releasing that one this year. That's my
new one hole writing in the world, you know, right there,

(45:56):
look right, Steve.

Speaker 8 (46:01):
Harvey Morning Show coming up atter about four minutes after
the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
subject is he got fired and put out of the house.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
in just a few but right now it is time
for the nephew and today's Frank phone call.

Speaker 11 (46:18):
What you got for his nephew?

Speaker 10 (46:20):
Ah?

Speaker 6 (46:21):
This one right here Shirley is deal to my heart?
That's right? Here is called booty drop? Yes? What booty
drop like? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (46:31):
Like drop it like it's hot.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Hey, booty dry booty drop. Okay, a lot of booty
dropping around Christmas holiday. This is booty drop. Let's go
get is Yes?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Where is that a.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Thing?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
H y'all better get the dropping around here, booty drop,
let's go get up. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read
Jordan's please.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
This is Jordan's.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
Hey, Jordan, how you doing this? K Dove?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I'm calling you know, we get somebody solicited your name
for us. You know, we are a new social media
outlet and we're getting ready to go live tomorrow at
eleven tomorrow morning, and we gotta, you know, look like
we're gonna get a lot of followers and this is
gonna be a big app. So I kind of wanted
to see if you would be interested in being a

(47:23):
part of the app.

Speaker 10 (47:24):
And what we got going, well, I don't even know
who would give you my information?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
What is this?

Speaker 6 (47:30):
I don't I don't know. I don't know who.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Who's who gave us your number or whatever, but they
just told us you would be good for being on
the on the app tomorrow morning. Like I said, we're
find to go live, so we're trying to get pictures
and videos in today so we can.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Get them on tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
What is this app?

Speaker 10 (47:46):
You want some pictures?

Speaker 6 (47:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Well see this app is This app is called Booty Drop,
and what we do is people people. Yeah, so what
happens is people sending a video they dropping their booty,
or you could just send a picture of your behind.
How if you want to do it, you know we're
gonna make it look real good or whatever. But you
know you're gonna you know, you represent. But this is
the new social media outlet that people gonna be communicating with.

(48:08):
But this is Booty Drop, and we're getting ready to
drop this tomorrow morning. Like I said, like eleven o'clock tomorrow,
it's gonna go. It's gonna go live, so you'll be
able to see yourself on there.

Speaker 10 (48:17):
What ain't about booty Drop?

Speaker 6 (48:21):
Y'all?

Speaker 10 (48:21):
You got me messed up. I don't drop no booty
for nobody but my man. Okay, so I don't know
who told you I was gonna be on here, but
I'm not doing no booty dropping.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Okay, So hold up, okay, hold on hold on, hold up,
all right.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
First of all, somebody recommended you, you know, like I say,
hold on, now, we got all the slides feeled except
for this one.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
So you know, I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I don't want to have our app there, and then
we ain't got everything on that we need, so we
gotta have you to do this.

Speaker 10 (48:48):
Look, well, there's a lot of booties. Okay, I'm not
the only one, you know, thank you. No, ain't gonna
be no booty.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
So I'm assuming you know, I don't mean no harm
like I say this Kate Doug, I don't mean no harm.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
But let me ask you this here. So evidently you
must have a butt that people admire. If you know,
if they put your name on here, then you must
have a butt that they admire.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
You know what I mean. I'm trying to be as
gentleman as possible. You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (49:12):
Is it a reason why you don't want to, you know, participate?

Speaker 5 (49:15):
What?

Speaker 10 (49:16):
Ain't nobody gonna be putting their booty on the internet
for some apps?

Speaker 6 (49:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
No, no, okay, So let me ask you this here.
You ain't You ain't on none of the other social
media unless you don't have no pictures on there or
nothing like that, not with my booty. No, So you're
just trying to tell me that all your pictures are
from the waist up.

Speaker 10 (49:35):
No, they're not all from the waist up. But I'm
not about to be flashing my booty and jiggling it
for your app.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
But but, but see, you don't understand what booty drop
can do for you. Booty Drop. Booty Drop can bring
a lot of attention, you know, to you. You know
you're gonna you're gonna meet a lot of people on
this booty Drop app.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
And that's what else. What I'm trying to say is
I don't want you to knock it.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Tea.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
You tried it.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Now, I say, we put your booty on there for
the first week, and you see how many hits you get,
and if you don't like it, then we take it down.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 15 (50:04):
Just you know, let me tell you something.

Speaker 10 (50:08):
You're not about to put my booty on no app
talking about giving it a week. You know I got
a brain, right, Ain't nobody about to be looking at
my booty for a week on the internet.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
All I'm saying is give your booty a week. That's
all I'm saying. Give your booty a week on on
my appening time.

Speaker 14 (50:22):
We good.

Speaker 10 (50:23):
No, not putting my booty on no Internet.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
So okay, are you insecure about yourself? No?

Speaker 10 (50:30):
I feel great about myself. That's why I can say no.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
Let me just say this to you.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Now, when once Booty Drop blow up and become a
big time social media then you know, a social outlet,
then you're gonna be wanting to get back on here.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
And I'm gonna be honest with your k Dub. I
ain't gonna want you on here no more because of
the way you acting with me.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Now, well that's.

Speaker 10 (50:50):
Okay, k Dub, you do you bill, it's not happening.
I'll go ahead and follow y'all tomorrow, but I'm not
about to be on there.

Speaker 6 (50:58):
So you don't want to be a star. Trying to
make you a star is what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 10 (51:02):
I'm all right, I don't think I'm gonna be an
Instagram star from my booty jiggling. I'm okay, there's plenty
of people doing that already here. You'll find somebody to
get that slot.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
I'm just trying to make you a star. That's all
I'm trying to do.

Speaker 10 (51:15):
You know what I'm really well, I really want to
know is who told you to call me this? Some
more books? Don't nobody need this? You don't call me
talking about you want to see my booty?

Speaker 9 (51:25):
Who do you think I am?

Speaker 10 (51:26):
Better question? Who do you think you are?

Speaker 14 (51:28):
This is some books.

Speaker 10 (51:30):
Black women don't have time for this. You need to
call talking about you're gonna pay some bills, That's what
you need to call talking about. Don't call me talking
about no booties.

Speaker 11 (51:38):
I'm sorry, what don't.

Speaker 10 (51:41):
Talking about no booties? Call me talking about you want
to pay some student loans. Tell me you're trying to
pay a car note. Don't call me talking about you
want to see my booty on the internet. This is
so ridiculous, Like what is this book?

Speaker 6 (51:55):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Okay, okay, So I guess it's safe to say you
ain't gonna drop your.

Speaker 10 (52:00):
Ain't nobody dropping booty.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
I'm launching this tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I'm launching a whole lot of booties tomorrow, and I'm
gonna have one space empty.

Speaker 10 (52:07):
You said, this is a great lesson in being prepared,
starting early, because you're gonna encounter some those brothers no,
but really who I need to know who gave you
my number?

Speaker 6 (52:18):
Like?

Speaker 10 (52:19):
Really, who thought that was a good idea?

Speaker 15 (52:21):
No?

Speaker 10 (52:21):
Really, because you guys in the question, I don't appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
I need to know like who, Like I said, I
don't know who gave I don't know all that. My
job is to get booty drop field and I'm missing
one booty.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
And here it is now. You know here, this the
day before I'm launching. Here it is now. You don't
want to do it?

Speaker 10 (52:39):
Okay, but I need to know who like do this?

Speaker 6 (52:42):
Okay, Tommy the one told me you was gonna do it.
He said you would be up for it.

Speaker 10 (52:46):
Who is Tommy?

Speaker 6 (52:48):
Tommy? Tommy told me you would drop that booty for
our for our booty drop?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Who is Tommy Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Jordan, you just got pranked by your girl Amber.

Speaker 10 (53:03):
Okay, Amber, Okay, okay, okay, okay, y'all playing this morning?
Y'all got my blood pressure up? Okay, y'all playing?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Okay, you're good.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
Baby, I'm sorry, baby, you go.

Speaker 10 (53:14):
I'm gonna calm down. I'm gonna calm down. I'm gonna
calm down. I see you, I see you got me?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
You got me?

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Was that lid?

Speaker 6 (53:22):
I'm sorry? Was it?

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Look? You got me?

Speaker 15 (53:24):
Lit?

Speaker 10 (53:24):
It was a little pushed up over here. Okay, okay,
you got me using words I'm not supposed to. You
know what I'm saying, Oh man, saying some of the
words drop.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Okay, tell me this though, baby, before we go. What
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in the lane?

Speaker 10 (53:42):
Steve Harvey Morning Show, And that's you tell me.

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It.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
See I'm gonna get a new app. You know what
I'm saying. I'm finning, y'all. Y'all, y'all, just keep my
own telling me I come up with creative stuff. Everybody
twenty twenty five gonna be dropping their booties on this apple.
You know what I'm saying, stupid booty dry you can
see the butts you want to see.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
You know what I'm saying. You play too much? No, No,
I mean, if y'all FaceTime, you can booty time. It's
a booty river. Everybody get tired of seeing people faces.
Let me let's see something I want to see.

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Speaker 6 (54:59):
What is your what?

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Ward?

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don't even know what? He finnsh get that could give
him the stupid award or something like that, and.

Speaker 11 (55:10):
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and put out of the house.

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Speaker 11 (56:22):
Thank you nephew. Subject he got fired and put out
of the house. Dear Stephen Shirley.

Speaker 8 (56:28):
I was married for six years to a man that
I didn't even want to be with at first, but
he pursued me heavily and I gave in after he
proposed to me. I waited three years to marry him
and I guess it was my intuition because I had
second thoughts about getting married up until my wedding day.
Looking back on things, the signs were there that he

(56:50):
was a cheater, but we had sex three or four
times a week, and I was naive enough to think
that would satisfy him. Whenever he was in the bathroom,
he locked the door and he'd be in the shower
a very long time. His phone was always in his
hand or in his pocket, and he stopped wearing his
ring and told me he didn't want to damage it

(57:11):
at work. But I found out that he's a liar
that lies about everything. Here's what happened. He works as
a logistics supervisor for a delivery service and he had
a driver that didn't show up, so he had to
cover the delivery route himself. And he was driving a
company vehicle and he stopped by a woman's home and
her husband came home and caught them having sex. They

(57:35):
got into a fight in the front yard and a
lady called the cops. My husband had weed on him,
so he got arrested. I didn't even know he smoked weeds.
He got fired for having the marijuana in a company vehicle.
I went to the jail to bail him out, but
I heard what had happened, so I left him there.

(57:55):
He got out the next day and all of his
clothes and personal belongings were packed up in his car,
and I put the car on the street.

Speaker 11 (58:03):
I told him to leave and never come back.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
When I saw him at a divorce mediation, he got
so mad that he admitted to having several women on
the side. How could he ruin my life like this?
Will I ever be able to trust a man again?
Please advise, listen, let me tell you something. You should
be thanking God right now that you got out of
this mess, and that God got you out of this mess.

(58:28):
This marriage was a disaster from beginning to end. You
said in the letter you didn't want him in the
first place. You knew up until your wedding day that
this was the wrong thing to do, and you're right.
Three to four times a week was putting in work.
So please do not blame yourself. Don't blame yourself. Let's
face it, your husband was stupid. I mean you didn't

(58:51):
know it at the time it was happening, but he
did a lot of stupid stuff. I mean, what gave
him the idea that he could do all this and
never get caught and then get mad and tell you
about it at the divorce mediation to what make you
feel even worse. You know, Well, he did finally get caught,
and that was a good thing for you. I will
say that again. It was like he wanted you to

(59:14):
find out because he really got careless. With the marijuana
in the company vehicle, with being over this married woman's house.
I mean, that was just crazy. It's going to take
a little time. You ask if you'll ever be able
to trust a man again. It'll take a little time.
But I said, go on, get out, you know, get
back out there and date. If you allow yourself to

(59:35):
open up when it comes to the right one, and
when the right one comes along, you can begin to
trust again. But you need to trust yourself first. You
said you had second thoughts and that was an important
sign that you missed. So please don't take your bad
marriage baggage into your new relationship by complaining.

Speaker 11 (59:54):
You know, to all the men and comparing.

Speaker 8 (59:56):
All the men to your low down husband. This time,
you know, just be better at believing and acting on
those warning signs, because they are there.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
Steve he got fired and put out the house. That
ain't even what this letter about. Just the worst subject
we've ever had, because this ain't got nothing to do
with him getting fired or put out the house. This
letter is about something totally different, I do, ma'am. He
was married for six years to a man that you

(01:00:27):
didn't even want to be with at first, Okay, but
he pursued you heavily, and you gave in after he proposed.
You waited three years to marry him. I guess it
was my tuition, my intuition, because I had second thoughts

(01:00:48):
about getting married all the way up until my wedding day.
Oh my god, So your five alarm fire belles alarm,
which is your into tuition, has been going off from
day one. It went off the entire three years, and
it continued to ring, ring, ring, right up until your

(01:01:11):
wedding day. And you ignore it that I told women
a long time ago that intuition is real. See. God
gives women intuition. And the reason he gives women intuition
unlike he gives it to men, is because this women's
device that He awarded them to help protect them from
the hunter, which is us. So when we come with

(01:01:35):
the hunting with the bait, the games, the traps, and
sometimes the lies. Your bells and alarm clock that goes
off is called your intuition. It goes off to alert
you danger. Danger. Now, if you ignore that, then we
have this letter. Look on back on things. The signs

(01:01:57):
was there and he was a cheater. It was all there.
Sex three four times a week. I was in there.
I have enough thank that is satisfying. But when it
was in the bathroom, he kill He locked the door.
He'd be in a shower a long time. His phone
was always in his hand, his pocket. He stopped wearing
his wedding ring. Told you he didn't want to damage
it at worked. Wow, famous people don't have to wear

(01:02:18):
wedding rings. Everybody know we married regular people. You gotta
put that damn ring on. You can't go nowhere talking
about you. You ain't because you because you're gonna use
that as the lat When we come back, I'll continue this.
This is not an enjoyable letter, though. I want you
to know that this is not an enjoyable letter for you.
See I'm having a great time though.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
Read We'll have part two of your response coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject he
got fired and put out of the house. We'll get
back into it right after this.

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Speaker 11 (01:03:15):
The subject is he got fired and put out of
the house. A title subject you don't like, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Because it has nothing to do with the letter. This
letter is about a woman who ignored her intuition. She's
with this guy for six years, but the whole time
he has to the marriage. She thought second, She thought
about it over and over. She didn't like the idea.
He pursued he heavily for three years. He didn't marry
her because she just had a feeling about it. Then

(01:03:43):
I asked you to marriage. She had doubts about this
marriage all the way up to the wedding day. Because
intuition works, it's God's protective factor that he instilled in
all women. It's called women's intuition. You all have it
much much sharper and better than men, and it protects
you from the game that traps in sometimes the lies.
You have to not ignore the intuition. But she says

(01:04:07):
she always knew he was a cheetishis the signs were there.
They was having sex before times. We thought that was satisfying.
But he go in the bathroom, locked the door, be
in the shower, long time, phone in his hands, and
didn't wear his ring at work. Didn't want to damage you. Then,
she says, but I found out he lies about everything.
Here's what happened. He works as a logistics supervisor. This

(01:04:29):
is important because if you're a logistics supervisor, that means
you should be good at logistics. That's what it symbolizes.
Let me show you why he ain't got the job
no more, because then the letter says he got fired
and put out the house. And let me tell you
why because he don't know nothing about no damn logistics.

(01:04:53):
And so here's what happened. He works for a delivery service.
A driver didn't show up, so he had to cover
the delivery route himself. He was driving a company vehicle
and he stopped. Here we go by a woman's home
and her husband came home and caught them having sex.

(01:05:14):
Where is the logistics in that, right?

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:05:19):
Dude?

Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
I don't understand you going by another man's house to
have sex with his wife. Man, where your room? Well,
you got to get control of something. The logistics is
off right here. Now a husband come in and all
hell break loose. So guess what they got into a

(01:05:41):
fight in the front yard. Bro. First of all, you're
not leaving that bed though. Secondly, you're naked. It's hard
to fight naked. I'm not giving you time to dress.
Ain't none of this shit right? But they fighting so
hard in the front yard. I mean, y'all, they bugging

(01:06:01):
so hard. This woman called the police. Let me tell
you something. Do you know it take a police at
least a few minutes. Even in the best of neighborhoods,
it's a three to five minute response time. I don't
know where they at, but let's just say they in
a great neighborhood. Response times three to five minutes. Five

(01:06:23):
minutes an ass woman. That's a long ass fight. Though.
They fighting so hard that the police come and your
husband had weed on him, so he got arrested. I
didn't even know he smoked weed. What do you have COVID?
You can't smell? Goodness? What did you come on?

Speaker 11 (01:06:44):
Stop it?

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
You got to be having COVID? How the hell you
can't tell somebody been smoking weed. I don't smoke weed,
but I know what weed smell like. Yeah, he got
fired for having the marijuana in a company vehll What
where's the logistics in this? I went to the jail

(01:07:06):
to bail him out, but I heard what had happened,
so I left him there. So you went to jail
to Bailly baby, I got to get out. They found
some weed in the car, but you got out there.
So you got to ask the police as you offer
a bail, what is he being charged with disorderly conduct? Fighting?
Domestic violence? What is domestic violence? Well, he was at

(01:07:29):
a woman's house and her husband came home and they
was fighting him. Yet why was he fighting my husband? Well,
because he came home early and he was over there.
My husband is a logistics supervisor. Where's the logistics in this?
But that's because he ain't got no business, damn supervisors.
He got out the next day and all his clothes

(01:07:51):
and personal belongings were packed in his car, and I
put the car on the street. I told him to
leave and never come back. When I saw him at
the divorce mediation, he got so mad that he admitted
to having several women on the side. Where is the
logistics in that you already in here losing dog? Now
you coming in here to make sure you lose? How

(01:08:12):
could he ruin my life like this? Your life isn't ruined,
Your life has been saved.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
The breakup is often the blessing. Now you're no longer
married to a Cheatah, Will I ever be able to
trust a man again? You won't be able to trust
him again, But you can trust a man again. The
man that walked in and his wife was having sex?

(01:08:43):
Will he be able to trust a woman again? I
bet you he will so after he got arrested in
everything and all this here, man, he got fired from
his job and all like that.

Speaker 12 (01:08:54):
And just.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
Please advise, lady, the breakup is blessed. You can't trust
him again, But you can't. But this dude consistently makes
stupid mistakes. And now you're away from him, and you
don't have to be a part of the stupid mistakes.
It don't make no sense what he did. He's not
a logical thinking person. So he's no longer the logistics supervisor.

(01:09:18):
And now you are free. Congratulations, go do you all right?

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That's a whole goal, have a.

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Better quality of life. There was no more life when
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Your forty six? Go ahead, boy and tell you something.
That's the Hey, and let me tell you something.

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Shut up.

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Right here.

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It was right about that. You weren't gonna get eleven.
He sound eleven? That is true. I mean I praised
God for his life, but them doctors nailed it at it.
That's exactly how he's saying. He hadn't know God was
gonna be with him in great life, but his voice

(01:11:57):
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top of the hour. This wife needs some advice. She
wants to know why the ex wife still has stuff
stored in the attic.

Speaker 11 (01:13:13):
We're gonna get into that right after this.

Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
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This is your boy Kevin Hart? Hey, what up?

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Hey, this is your boy, said the entertainment.

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Something's DJ Cavin and you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning show.

Speaker 11 (01:13:30):
Well see this one is from Kenya and New Orleans.
Kenya says.

Speaker 8 (01:13:34):
My husband and I got married in August. It's his
second marriage and my first. We're living in this house
and while we look for a new house, we're living
in his house while we look for a new house.
I got home from work and my husband's ex wife
was sitting in his pickup truck. She said she came
to get her Christmas tree out of the attic. I

(01:13:54):
asked my husband, why is his ex wife's tree still
in my attic? He said, it's his adam and there's
other stuff in there that belongs to his ex wife,
and it's fine with him because it's his attic. His
ex wife told him that was rude, and she apologized
to me. He has not apologized. Why did he go
off on me like that in front of her?

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
Because he's stupid about him? Dum as your ass can be,
though you do not defend the X to the current
under no, I'd have got up there through that damn
tree out the attic window. She'd have been picking up

(01:14:37):
branches all in the neighbors y'all trying to find that
stick and everything. Where's the stand at Steve, it's on
top of the garage. How far that's where it is. Yeah,
I don't I don't know why. He and she apologized, Well,
you found out something about your husband. Well, it's his house,

(01:15:00):
that's my Yeah, you know, but he's so dumb. He
trying to flex in front of it. X. That's like
he got it, but that that flex ain't gonna caught.

Speaker 11 (01:15:12):
Yeah, that is ego get in a way.

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
That's why he divorced. You married a dumb mat You
married a domb mad you to get a second divorce? Yeah, dog,
let me tell you what, dog, go down the court
this time. You probably ain't gonna keep that house. You're
just gonna let you know that.

Speaker 11 (01:15:38):
Yeah, all right, we have time for another one.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
Steve.

Speaker 11 (01:15:42):
This is from Dynasty in Greenville.

Speaker 8 (01:15:44):
Dynasty says, I've been with the same man for going
on four years, and he's been sneaking and wearing protection
while we're intimate.

Speaker 11 (01:15:52):
I asked him why.

Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
He's doing that, and he said because he doesn't want
to have children. He said, he doesn't want children. Even
if we get marriage. He's wasting my time because I
want at least one child. I love him too much
to leave him. Do you think he'll ever change his mind?

Speaker 11 (01:16:09):
Oh, well, he just.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
Told you he wants to kids.

Speaker 11 (01:16:13):
Leave him.

Speaker 6 (01:16:14):
He been sneaking wearing protection. How you sneaking do that?
How you sneak.

Speaker 15 (01:16:20):
It?

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
Bite that wrappo top off? How you sneak and stand
there and put it on? How you sneak and do that?
What is how you do that? She don't see that.
That's several moves to get that thing working. That's fourteen
seconds at least at least that's if everything go right. Yeah, wow,

(01:16:44):
he got to start over? Man cold everybody? Whoo if
you put if you reverse, Okay, you got the start over.
Now you have messed it up.

Speaker 8 (01:16:54):
But this is dangerous though, because she really thinks that
there's a possibility he could change his mind. There is
a possibility, but he's already told her he doesn't want kids.

Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
Why do women not hear that? Ladies, we can change. Change.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Always think that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:13):
That we will change for some women, But it's only
one that we will change for the rest of You
get what it is, and right now you're getting what
it is. Yeah, you say too much to leave him,
but he might not love you enough not to leave
you that and it's four years, and so what listen

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what this man is saying. Women have a biological clock,
men have a financial clock. He may not be able
to see himself with a kid right now because he
ain't financially set for no kid, and he can't see
hisself bring the kid well. And when he get his
money right, he might could change his mind. But right
now it ain't causing you. Hello, I get y'all. A

(01:17:56):
kids are nobody old?

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
I got old?

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
What a.

Speaker 11 (01:18:08):
Coming up with?

Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
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They have doctors from all over the world, hewers, and
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Speaker 11 (01:19:19):
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They should just donating, which is me and Tommy because
everything's Saint Jude doing. Me and Tommy either had or
half currently which is kas and Singh said, do it
for us. Okay, we had a flagship station for Saint Jude.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
Me and Tommy represent do it for us. We have
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Speaker 11 (01:19:56):
Would you rather right after this you're listening to the
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for a round of would you rather? Would you rather
eat yellow snow or drink spoiled egg nog yellow snow yellow.

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
I'm gonna drink this spoiled egg. Yeah, give me an egg.

Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
Can get yell yo exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
You know what that means?

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:21:28):
Would you rather a gas fireplace or a wood burning fireplace?

Speaker 6 (01:21:34):
I got gas, but I like my wife, wouldn't. Yeah,
a lot of things. I don't get the hair?

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
We on the hair?

Speaker 11 (01:21:45):
What do you move inside? All right?

Speaker 6 (01:22:00):
Rolled everything? Yes, we did. You don't need that wood.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Gonna pop someone over there and and burn something, and
it's on this rug, and burn this whole house.

Speaker 6 (01:22:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's why they got screens. It will pop
over the screen. Yeah. Would you rather going back to
being po Would you rather buy everyone can get another rug?
Why don't we just.

Speaker 12 (01:22:28):
We can't afford another rug?

Speaker 11 (01:22:31):
Burn the house down?

Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
Would you rather buy everyone a gift or give everyone
a gift card?

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
Give me body gift card? Everybody getting the gift card?
Going around to go to that mall? Yeah? Yeah. Can
you see me in a mall in Christ? Can you
see me in the mall?

Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:22:57):
No, sir, I can't see not now.

Speaker 6 (01:23:01):
They open. I could see that a couple of hours
before they open private. I can't see that soon as
ten o'clock here though, me and you and Macy's. Can
you see that?

Speaker 12 (01:23:11):
That'll be crazy as hell?

Speaker 10 (01:23:13):
See look over here?

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
Where are you at?

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
Last time I was in macy You know what? I
just how much stuff is in there?

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
I love it? Love in New York.

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
How many on this rack? Why all these coach the same?
What the hell the Friday Coach? They all the same?
Would you rather hold up now before you asked that question?

Speaker 11 (01:23:46):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
Talking with the elves when we come back.

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Speaker 11 (01:24:53):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this Friday.

Speaker 8 (01:24:57):
And before we get to the closing, Steve, you want
to to go back to the would you rather about
the l Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:25:03):
You go ahead.

Speaker 11 (01:25:04):
Okay, Well this one is would you rather as an elf? Now?
As an elf?

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
Right, let's stop right there. One second. We said before
I'm gonna step out of this one, and I said,
and I'm going to let the two love men on
the show junr. So we both y'all shorter than me,
So we're gonna let elf like people go ahead share

(01:25:29):
what's your what's your weekend?

Speaker 8 (01:25:34):
Would you rather as an elf read all the kids letters?
Or make all the kids toys?

Speaker 6 (01:25:40):
See that I have an idea I don't have, but
you were out of it. I can't help it. I
can't help. I got pulled. I'm not an elf, but
as I think, Junior Audi, read the letters and you

(01:26:00):
make the damn toys, because we can get both of
these done for these kids. Now, what we're not finn
to do is have these kids not getting that damn
letter read Okay, Well we got two l's on the
damn show. Okay, so one of y'all can read these
kids letters, and I'm will get your ass back there
and make these damn toys. Well what is your big

(01:26:23):
f ass doing. I'm saying it, Claus and their lines
the problem. They gonna even get these so damn right,
So so what what?

Speaker 12 (01:26:36):
So I'm just saying, so I'm reading the letter, So
I take the letters, give them the tim and Tommy
go make the toys. Tommy get the toys, and you
you that's the that's the that's how we're working it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
Were gonna know we're gonna do our party. They not
gonna get the tow I'm I'm gonna deliver. Have I
missed a single.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
CHRISTI No, you have not.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
Heroy Santa right here. Well, I'm not gonna be out
here in this cold flying all around the world.

Speaker 12 (01:27:09):
And that's why I got to read the letter. I can't,
I know, I can't go. That's I bet not head
towards that slave.

Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
You what you're doing? Getting back here by the fireplace.
Santa Claus is delivering all all his gifts on the
golf stream this year, land, I roll up in the
rose right. I'm ain't no, ain't no wind shield on

(01:27:40):
the slave lips chap, ain't got no damn chimney. Yeah.
See that's a beautiful thing, man. We got it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:54):
All the team work from thee yeah, south.

Speaker 11 (01:28:02):
North Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:28:04):
And are you wearing the green and with the shoes
with that? I ain't wearing no tights elsewhere? You got
whoa wait a minute? What it's the same uniform. You
ain't got the change. You wear the same uniform. Make

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these toys as you is in that house, in that tree.
You're making them cook it. You're not. You're not, And
we're not buying no damn uniform. The same uniform you
making the keeblerl cooking. It's the same suit your ass
it's gonna wear to make these damn toys. Now, Junior,

(01:28:46):
you got to get a new suit.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
I got I go get one.

Speaker 12 (01:28:51):
Matter of fact, time on your way out the tree,
Pick me up one, bring it up to the north pole.

Speaker 6 (01:28:57):
You tights and the little curl toe shoes?

Speaker 11 (01:29:01):
Why were my favorite? Those are my favorite?

Speaker 6 (01:29:04):
Why do I want to wear? Look like that? That
ain't who I am, ain't what you just ain't what
you want? That's him, Tommy. Look at your outfit. I'm
not wearing that. You what about Tommy?

Speaker 12 (01:29:28):
He just pick me up an outfit, lock the tree
up and come on to the north get to work.

Speaker 11 (01:29:36):
So what do we what's our roles against your You're
doing what now?

Speaker 6 (01:29:39):
I'm reading read the letters from the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
I make the toys Santa Claus Steve and he drops
them off in his jet. Yeah, okay, here we're gonna
have on Christmas Day. She just show us a picture
of the keeper.

Speaker 6 (01:30:02):
I damn sure, ain't looking.

Speaker 12 (01:30:03):
That's the same.

Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
That's the artist. That's the shoes for me. I just
told you, and this is gonna be a wonderful Christmas.
You don't look it's amazing. I've always been a proponent
of pulling back the curtain. Now y'all know what this is.
Now for the kids that's listening to the show, that's

(01:30:25):
the only way to school. With your mama, Neil. Now
you know, just being Tommy and Junior this whole damn
making toys and read making toys. Yeah, that's to keep.
That's yeah. And Tommy, I know now I need them

(01:30:48):
extra cookie with the fluid strips.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Like cookie.

Speaker 6 (01:30:56):
That's it, y'all. Talk to Santa. He let to hear from.
Do that and send a letter to Junior. Hey, listen, man,
that's our show today. Hope you enjoyed it, Laugh and smile,
and more importantly, talk to God today. He'd absolutely love
to hear from y'all. Stay in peace.

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