Shirley, Tommy, and Junior Talk About Steve 3.13.17

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
had all sung looking back to back down, giving them
just like theming buck bus things. And it's tole y'all
to be true. Good it the houy listening to me

(00:25):
together for Stu barn By mony. Why don't you join? Yeah,
well moby joining men say said dot turn ye you

(01:17):
you you gotta turn to turn out at the time

(01:43):
hobby got to turn out to turn the water the
wanter go, comey, come on your back at it? Uh huh,

(02:03):
I shure, Well a good morning everybody. You're listening to
the voice, come on dig me NW one and only.
Steve Harvey got a radio show. I need everybody today,
everybody that's listening. I need you to catch fire today.
I want you to catch fire today. You want to

(02:26):
phrase it another way, I want you to catch on
fire today. But I need you to catch fire today.
I need today to be today that you stop complaining
and you do something. Do you know why a lot
of people can't move forward in their life because they're
complaining about their past? They always complaining, man about something?

(02:47):
Is that explains the reason why they are. Let me
help you with this right here. If you are study
complaining about the reason you are, you know, if I
hadn't met this man, if I hadn't to be involved
with this woman, if I hadn't had this baby, if
I had to never went down there, if I hadn't
got arrested, if I hadn't it is, if I hadn't

(03:08):
it if I had to just finished school, if I
hadn't a hey, hey, hey, hey, stop stop all that
stuff that you're complaining about, everything that you keep allowing
to resonate with you as a reason to justify and
explain you're not being successful. Can I share something with
you about all of that? Guess what it is? You

(03:31):
didn't got past all of it. You didn't have the baby,
you got arrested, they didn't kill you, you didn't finish school,
But you're still standing. You met that man, he gone,
He involved with two other women. Right now, I've got
three other kids. Guess what. You still here and the

(03:54):
baby's here. You got over all the end justices that
were done to you. You got something happened to you
when you as a kid. You're an adult now. Somebody
did something to you when you was a little boy.
Guess what you're man. Now, some thing's happened to you

(04:15):
that you haven't found closure on. The person that you're
looking for closure from has moved on. Can I tell
you that everything that has happened to you do you
know you've gotten past it? So why are you steady
complaining about what has happened to you that has caused

(04:37):
you to be in this position? But do you understand
that it's prohibiting you from moving forward? Stop complaining today,
catch fire. Let your past be your past. I've told
us to you a hundred times on this radio, but
I'm gonna say it again. Bishop Jake's told me something
man that helped me so greatly. You can't drive your
car if you're gonna keep looking in the rear view mirror.

(05:02):
That's why the windshield is huge. The windshield is huge.
The rear view mirror is this tiny thing that sits
up there. Now, all is falls so you can see
stuff that's coming up on you. All the rear view
mirror for is so you can assure yourself or listen

(05:24):
to this. The review mirror is impt there to assure
you that you've cleared something. See, that's what the rear
view mirrors for. So when you pass it, corn you
want to switch lanes, you can glance up there and
it says, okay, you're clear. Now you passed it, you
can switch lanes. That's all the rear view mirrors for.
It ain't for you to stare at and dictate your

(05:45):
life with what you're tripping for. Man, catch fire today today,
Man quick complaining about everything that that happened to you.
Life is ten percent. What happens to you is what
you do about what happens to you. What are you
going to do about it? So what I got all this? Look, man,

(06:05):
your story ain't no deeper than nobody else's. I can
tell you. I was homeless for three years. It's people
been homeless for thirty years. How long I'm gonna ride
that out? Man? You know I can't do nothing right now.
I fell on hard times and I lost my place
to stay. What are you staying now? See the majority

(06:27):
of people are staying somewhere right now. I was out there.
I didn't have nowhere to go. I'm in a shelter. Now.
You was under the bridge a week ago. You're in
the shelter. Now, why are you still crying about the bridge?
You're in the shelter. Now, man, people, man, we trip
ourselves out by complaining. I'm asking everybody today to catch

(06:49):
fire today. Stop complaining, do something today. Get excited. Now,
I'm gonna say something that I'm going to have to explain.
Get it excited about your life. You know, the best
way to get excited about your life is to find
your purpose in your life. Oh, Steve, got to explained
that one, don't you. Yep, I knew. I knew it
before I said it. As soon as I said it,

(07:10):
I said, of them. Had to explain this right here
because and people always be telling like you say something
you don't mean. See what I do is when I
say something, I give you an explanation for so you
can stop all that I ain't no, I ain't no.
Listen to me. You got to get excited about your life.
And the best way to get excited about your life
is to find your purpose. Now, okay, Steve, That's what
I've been struggling with. I can't find my purpose. Yes

(07:32):
you can, Yes you can. You know how you find
your purpose you get in touch with who created you,
because when God made you, he had a purpose in mind.
Now we've ignored it. And we haven't tapped into it.
But we all had a purpose. You don't, and it's
sometimes to take people longer to discover the purpose. Colonel

(07:56):
Sanders was frying chicken with a recipe that he was
telling people was the best chicken in the world. Ain't
nobody believe him until he turned seventy. Why you think
the dude that's on the Kentucky Fried Chicken signs is old.
That dude ain't twining up there he oh, he oh,

(08:18):
But you know what, He had been frying that chicken
for forty some years. They just found out about it
when he was seventy. But he didn't give up his
purpose in life. This dude was just frying chicken. See,
people keep looking for their gifts in all kinds of
places when it's right there in you. You ain't gotta

(08:39):
go to school to find your gift. You're born with
the gift to God God for you. You'll go to
school to tack it on to something else. But your
gift was already given to you. You were born with that.
You don't have to go to college to know your guilt.
Your college allows you to enhance it, it to find
something to attach it to and hopefully you get a
degree that attaches your gift to to a vehicle where

(09:02):
it can work. The problem with college is we go
to college and we attached it to what we like
or what we might be passionate about, and we ignore
the gift we have. You know how many people and
graduating from college ain't doing nothing they went to college for.
Come on, man, you know why, because you're discovering life,
your guilt. You discover what you was born to do.
I wasn't bought you know what I mean. You know

(09:22):
what my major was in college? It was advertising. I
can't be in no desk drawing no picture for nobody.
But now guess what I can wake up every day
and guess what I can tell you. I advertised. I've
been advertising my career. Come see me live. Come see
me live at Madison Square, God, Come see me live
at Phillips Arena. Come see me live at Joker's Comedy Club.

(09:44):
Come see me live at Person's. Come see me live
at Ellis's Tavern. Come see me live. Come. I've been
advertising the whole time, but I had a different purpose
in mind because I went and I talked to God.
And this is how you do it you go talk
to God and say, hey, God, look, okay, this is
the deal. I've been struggling here. I'm over forty. I

(10:06):
still haven't found my purpose in life. Okay, but so
I can quit wasting any more time? Would you help
direct me and guide me to my purpose? I know
you created me to do something. I just haven't found
what it is. And the reason I haven't found what
it is because I've been doing things my way. I
ain't been checking with you, confirmed with you on anything.

(10:26):
I ain't locked in and tried to settle it up
with you. I've been just doing my thing. Well, my
thing has gotten me as far as it can get me.
How about you take over and do your thing now?
Can you direct me in my path? I'm an open book.
Treat me like a piece of clay. I'm telling you, man,
if you go to God, he'll give it to you.

(10:47):
But see, you have not because you asked not. How
many times have you asked God for it? You two?
You mean to tell me you've been asking God the
whole time to guide you to your purpose and he didn't. What. No, Man,
you have not because you asked not. You have rent
instead of a mortgage. Because you ain't asked for a house.

(11:10):
If you keep asking God for you rich, don't he
always give it to you. Why don't you turn around
and ask for a mortgage? What's the difference to him?
It's just a payment on where you stay. You don't
want to keep calling it rit The moment you call
it a mortgage is what he'll give you. This. This
ain't no magic trick, y'all. This is the deal. You

(11:32):
got to catch fire today. You got to get excited.
Do you know you can turn your life around today?
You can start the trip today. It can all get
better for you today if you just go to God
and ask God from for some direction. And all these
people that think that they ain't cool. Since if you're
listening to all these atheists trying to tell you how

(11:52):
to live your life, man, you're quite talking to these
people people knocking on your dough with information. Man, Go
to a church, go to Mars, go to a temple,
go somewhere based on your faith. Man, learned about God
and your creator putting man, Quit sitting down talking to people.
Ain't going nowhere? Catch fire today. I am. I'm excited

(12:13):
about today. I've got a lot to do. Go out
here and see what God got for me today. I'm
shaking the bushes. Man, if God passing out blessings, I'm
in Lyne. I am in Lyne. You're listening to the
stew eighteen eighteen minutes after Welcome to the Rock, Steve

(12:39):
Harbor Morning Show. This is a nephew holding it down.
I don't know that's true. I'm holding it okay. I've
just gone through some things this morning, because cause cause
cause cause cause cause I am. And when you're over fall,

(13:00):
this is what happened to you. You get out of
breath like this. You mean you don't. You don't do that.
You know, if I need that to you, you'll be
all up in an uproll. But you wouldn't because you're
such a gentleman. All right, tone it down. The nephew
is here holding it down. But yeah, because people are
over forty, don't get out of breath like that. Okay.

(13:23):
If when you run upstairs at this time in your life,
oh this is you run every day? Yeah, but not upstairs. Okay,
I think I'm gonna get that. You know that thing
you see in the movies that go up to stair,

(13:43):
the old movies, the old people in that chair. I think,
I think it's it's time in my life. I've got
to start getting these things put in my house. I
need that chair that you hit that button and it
slides you up there in the chateau. I need wait,
hold you hear what junior said to the junior. We're

(14:08):
going to go down the line. Get the cane with
the three um stands and you could break it down
and put cane. I need that cane and I can
break down. But I have all four points on it. Huh.
I need that tub black and just old man though
you sit in there. But but wait, that always puzzled me,

(14:32):
because how do you get out of there without letting
all the water go to see it? You have to
sit I've read up on the shirt. You can sit
in there and get cold. Yeah, you have to. This
is the part I ain't figured out. When you sit
in there. You got to sit in there and into
the water drains out. You got the water come in
and after the water get out. You can't and hands

(14:57):
like prunes. Yes, what has happened. But the dirt you
isn't the dirt you just washed off, still floating in
the water, still in there. It's still in there. It's
still in there. Yeah. So you're getting me at the
tub and the chair. Okay, the tub, the chair to
go up the stairs, the cane. Yeah, you need a

(15:19):
bigger nightstand and put all your meds on top of it.
I already got that. I got that. I've already way
ahead of the game, y'all you claiming, oh already? Okay? Yes,
all my lights, all my light bulbs is two hundred white.
They bright bright. You know the person still got the

(15:40):
clapper over here. We're fighting it to the death on age.
But you've you've accepted it, you own it all. Right
now listen, watched this here, y'all. My back windows looking
into my backyard, all of old about to be prescribed.

(16:05):
Man that they're gonna be whatever whatever is in my glasses,
that's what's gonna be on my back window. Okay, everybody,
what the hell is going I can't see what's going
on in the backyard until we get these back windows prescribed.
I was gonna ask you about glasses, but you took

(16:25):
it to the next people. Yes, my kids, my wife,
everybody gonna have to see the way I see. What
about your windshield in your car? That to prescribe, prescribe already.
This is ignorant right here. You're gonna get that cell phone.
They'd be advat. I don't know with them, play school

(16:50):
numbers on it. One takes up the whole. Screens are
so big when I text people, like a big chief tablet.
I'm talking about it. Look for I'm telling you going
through Yes, you are wow? Taking um medicine? Yeah, got

(17:15):
all the medicine that you take. Now the ones for
your knees, I got that. Okay, let me let me
let me ask you this. Have you already gotten your
plot like for when you die? Have you already have
you already done that? We're going there. I haven't really
started on it, but I do have the magazine. I

(17:35):
do have the magazine because what I'm not gonna do
my kidna lay me down and not do me right.
So I'm have my stuff done. You don't give me
no rinking dank tombs. Don't know I'm gonna be I'm
gonna be right when you come to me. Man, Wow,
you spend a lot of time in the room and
the dog, but yourself, Oh no, not yet. What I mean.

(18:02):
I'm on my way to that old people in the
dog by themselves. Okay, let me ask you this. How
how close to your chest you know your breasts area?
Are your pants right now? How? Neighbor now? Neighbor now?
So I'm on my way to it. I'm on. Yeah.

(18:25):
When that bell just come on, when that bell come
right around your spurring him right in there, getting there.
I'm embracing. I'm embracing. I'm embracing it. I'm not gonna
run from it. Okay, what about the teeth? How are
your teeth doing? And all that? He got, Peter, Fine,

(18:48):
I got I got three on a side that really ain't. Man,
I got that. But they but they in there, though
they in there. I got I buy a case of
just for me now, by the case, by by the case,
because I have great show up, I have greater just

(19:08):
show up any time. It won't to Okay, so that
you're just an automatic ship. It just comes, ye is
they know when I run out? Wow, I'm gonna do
you Junior? You're ready? Yeah? Ready? I got them. I
got how many pairs orders? I ordered six pounds. I

(19:28):
got them shoes with that curve on it. You know what,
I'm talking that extra big hill with that extra big hill. Boy,
Let me tell you something. You ain't walk til you
walk in them boy. Okay, okay, not the one day
I have not The one thing I have not picked
up yet is that little leather pouch that you put

(19:49):
in that top pocket with them ps and ain't got
When I get that, boy, I'm telling you I'm ready,
but I was thinking. It's a little level thing. You
put them on top and keep all your pens and
you're put in your top. You realize none of this
is sexy. It's not sexy, but you gotta make it.

(20:09):
I can't make it sexy. Let me tell you something
when I want to, let me tell you something in
another model. So when I pull, when I put a
little corn person out with all them corns and tell
you to reach and get you something. When I tell
you to reach, you just get one. Let me just think.
We gotta go. We'll be back with something funny at
thirty four after you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

(20:37):
All right, As we mentioned, Steve Harvey is off today
after a big weekend down at Disney World with the
Disney Dreamer's Academy celebrating their tenth anniversary. What a great weekend.
Thanks to everyone, all the Disney staff, and congratulations to
the class of two thousand, seventeen. Great young men and
women down there. Great. We had a great time too

(21:00):
on Friday for the live broadcast. Thanks to all the
parents who came out and participated. It was a wonderful,
wonderful time. Carl is out today as well, and it's
it's the three of us, the rest of the crew.
It's the nephew, it's the junior, and it's the Shirley. Okay, yeah,
we are here. Yeah. What can I tell y'all? When

(21:20):
my son was having a great time until he saw Mickey,
and when Mickey came out. He loves Mickey, he loves
ain't there. Oh the bigness of Mickey and everything kind
of freak him out a little bit in there talking
to it was he five, Oh my god. Yeah, I

(21:45):
get it. I get it. When when my child, when
Sheridan was really really young, I took her and she
saw Tigger and all she did was scream the entire time.
She scream, So I get it. I don't know, it's
something about them seeing them, Yeah live, I think Tommy,
you're right. I mean the first time was Chuck a

(22:05):
t That's when it really broke out, when he started
having the big temper changer. I was like, oh my god,
you're losing it, dude. Come on, but the whole time
in the car, we're going to see check a t
We're going to see chuck it come out. I don't
want to see you. All right, come on? Right or

(22:30):
wrong with the nephew and Junior coming up? Really, Junior,
I was for us to all right, all right, it's
time for right or wrong? Yes, yeah, but just so

(22:53):
I can't do me a favorite though, what lose my number?
You want to talk to me, then you don't want
to talk to me, but I don't even call you.
Do about foolishness? Yeah, any time we're talking about the tour,
then he want to talk. Then when it's you know,
when it's when there's things that's on my mind and

(23:13):
he don't want to talk. Okay, So you don't understand why, though, Well,
Steve's out so he won't be able to judge. I
guess I'll have to do it so easy. This is
so easy, all right? And evidently he ain't took one
biology class in school. I don't know what's going on.
With this boy, Surley, tell this boy you cannot this

(23:40):
young man. Would you tell him that you cannot get
pregnant at night because your sperm seals be sleep at
night and they don't swim at night. Would you let
this food know that? Yeah? Yeah, what you tell him

(24:01):
late at night, sperm sales is sleep. You cannot say
in here talking. So what time is the pimp? Is
my number two? Tommy thirty? We better go to bed.
We ain't working to night. What they sleep? They sperm
doesn't sleep. Did they do at night? Nobody swims that

(24:24):
late at night, Shirley. Nobody swimming at two three in
the morning. Yeah, man, I don't really feel like working
to day. I'm gonna go ahead and I ain't gonna
be no DNA tonight. That's a sperm talking. Yeah, I'm
just gonna be sleeping here because it's twitter thirty a m.
We are not going out there to day. So that's

(24:44):
why they go to sleep, because they're busy. They're talking
in the daytime. Yeah, working okay, so that Yeah, I'm
just I'm just Tommy, come on dead wrong, you're listening
to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up a

(25:10):
little after the top of the hour, mrs and will
be here with our headlines and national news. But right
now it is Monday, of course, and uh a lot
of things went down in the church yesterday. So we'll
get to those church complaints with the nephew right after this.
You got him, nef, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Yes.

(25:39):
As you know, Pasta is out today, that is reference motown, right,
and Sister Carla is out as well. Huh. But Deacon
deaf dam which is me, I am here with so

(26:01):
many church complaints and my assistant, uh, Deacon Junior has
come here and he has helped gather some church complaints
as well. Now we can't answer what to do, sister shearity,
but we're just letting you know what the complaints are
that we are um collecting together, so when Pastor gets

(26:24):
back we can go over that. Does that make sense
to you? Okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, alright, alright, Deacon Junior,
are you a good Let me start off by letting
you the biggest thing that's happened in the church. Um,
Sister Piggy Carruthers and brother Cecil Bailey just got married.

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Now Sister Piggy is aided two and brother Cecil is
eighty nine, and they are excited and proud to announce
that will be expecting their first child. He is three
months pregnant and they will be expecting their first child

(27:09):
in the next six months. Who they think they fool
it was and he's eight and nine. Sorry, that makes
a big difference. Yeah, but the congregation is worried about
the baby and who's gonna care for the child. I
don't know how we're gonna handle this, but that's one

(27:31):
thing we're gonna have to let pass to deal with
when he returns once again since the Peggan Carrather eight
it two and brother. See so Bailey eight and nine
just got married this fanst week and expecting a child
and she's already three months. So they were fooling around
before they even got married. Well that's the reason why

(27:53):
she wanted to hurry up and getting married, sure that
she didn't want the baby to be born, you know,
before she started showing in that. Okay, yeah, yeah, but
we want to say, um, good luck to them with
their beautiful child that's on the way. Uh. Dickon Jr.
Did you have I know you were helping me collect

(28:14):
some of these yes week I have I have some
dickon def jam go ahead, uh uh dickon jor trying
to be quiet had to do. Can you know for
brother Marcus mckittley, are you familiar with him, Deacon, I
am familiar with brother Mark. He's over the fish for

(28:36):
our fundraisers. Yeah. Well yeah, well he well, he needs
to be replaced because over the weekend, after two fish
in five low Friday Night celebration, he left all the
bones and all the catfish and choked every baby in
the sanctual war. That's not good. We did not have

(28:58):
near as many of in there to perform the hamnics.
We we just need somebody else who gonna take the
time to take all the bones out or the catfish
if we have any light bread in there to be
able to We had just very little, so we had
to break it out, just really minimal for people so
they could have some capt some bread to get the catfish. Yes,

(29:21):
with ven, you got to put vinegar. Yeah. I noticed
that we did have a problem with catchap It seemed
like they kept running water and the wining that around
because they was low on catch up. He's not responsible
enough to be over the niche Uh. Huh uh huh,
all right, moving along, Sister Marvella West around sharing it.

(29:44):
Just think about anyway, go ahead, eighty one and eighty
two and pregnant, okay, some some people have children, uh Sarah, Yeah, exactly.
The Bella Jackson wants to march around wal Mart because
they keep running out of Paddy the Bells sweet Potato pass.

(30:08):
She said this racist, and she wants to church to
march on Saturday until they bring in something. I don't
know what highest race to bring in some pies. But
Mr Carltta Jean uh uh Bayliss says, uh, that's gonna
run into her hat cell that she has going on
at the church. And ain't nobody having to do all

(30:29):
this march and so we have an issue with that.
M has problems right right, So we're gonna have to
get that to pass and figure out if we're gonna
march at wild Mart. Are we going to um continue
on with the hats seal that march because I love

(30:53):
patties pies Patty yeah, go ahead and j yes uh.
Since shearlet Degan deaf jam, I just want to let
y'all know that Brother Carson of the church asked if
he could re enact the wonderful picture that he painted

(31:15):
of our immigrants coming over, because he felt he was misunderstood.
He just want to show y'all exactly what they was
doing on this ship. They want to show that all
of the tea parties, they was having all of the
nice fun that it was. We as if he don't mind,
we could just show y'all because he felt like he
would misunderstood. Yeah. Yeah, you know, there was no chains

(31:39):
on there. You know, everybody had full suits on. So
we just want to just show y'all if y'all don't mind.
He just want to show y'all exactly what they looked
like because he felt like he was misunderstood. Yeah, you know,
he was showing that you know sometimes that the captain
let let some of the immigrants come up and drive
the ship over here. So we just want to answer

(32:01):
if you just go ahead and just do a reenactment. No,
he felt like he was misunderstood. Yeah, Uncle Being said that,
Brother Ben, Yes he did, he asked, and uncle being
a brother Ben, uncle being got rice. Yeah, why they
moved him over to the on the right box. Uncle

(32:23):
Ben was on the ship that's well passing on Rice.
Come on, huh, Uncle Ben is now on the box.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. As we mentioned,
Steve Harvey is off today after a big day down

(32:44):
at Disney World for the Disney Dreamer's tenth anniversary, and
that went well went well as you heard, I'm sure
on Friday for our live broadcast. Carlo is off today
as well. The nephews here. Junior is here, Shirley Strawberrea
is your nephew? Miss Anna's here is They didn't check in.
Steve didn't check in with nobody, to be all really dark.

(33:09):
Did tell me who he kept checking me? Somebody he
got check in with? Somebody? You can't just I knew
he didn't when you when when when you note? When
you note? Oh what? I wouldn't hold that through him there,

(33:30):
Miss Anna, see anybody will deal would discuss all of
that that just happened. Later we got Nasal News with
the beautiful miss and Trip. Listen, thank you, thank you.
I don't know when he noted. I didn't noted you.
Good morning, good morning, good work, good morning, go Tommy, okay,

(33:54):
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(34:16):
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(34:37):
the House Intelligence Committee say they want the Justice Department
to hand over any evidence they have of the President's
wire President Obama's wire tapes happening, and they want about
the President of Trump's claims about it by the end
of this day. Today to day is the last day
they want to see the evidence they have. In playing
of terms, lawmakers are asking the president to either put
up a shut up. The most prominent US attorney in

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the nation, meanwhile, pre Barrara is going, but he's not
going quietly. Barrara says he was asked to resign with
all the rest of the holdovers from the administration, but
he refused, so he was fired right after he was elected.
You may remember President Trump said the Baraba could stay on,
but that apparently changed. By Friday night, many of the
U S attorneys asked to quit had publicly announced their resignations.

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Prau and Prepara says, yeah, well, just in case you
want to know, I didn't resign, I was. I was
let go. In Texas, the three judge panel get this
has rule that Republicans in Texas drew up the congressional
district lines there in such a way as to weaken
the power of minority groups at the ballot box, a
power that former President Obama tried to protect before leaving office.
The judges did not propose an immediate fix of the situation. However,

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in the state of Texas could steal appeal to the
U S. Supreme Court. Republicans hold two of the three
congressional districts ruled invalid because the judges said that they
were created with discriminatory intent, mostly against Latinos. Sad News.
Joni Sledge, one of the members of the group's sister
Sledges passed on. Yeah. Jonie Sledge found dead in her
Phoenix home one Friday. She was a sixty years old.

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The cause of death with Jonie Sledge has not been determined.
Jony and her sisters Kathy, Kim and Debbie may remember
form Sister Sledge in the nineteen seventies in their hometown
of A, Philly, and that has become an anthem for
so many of us, just family members or for women.
They used it. So many people use that as their
their anthem. We are family. Tops to the box office
this weekend. Kong Skull Island Lemonists all the ways you're

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gonna die rain, heat, disease, carrying flies, I mean, having
started on the things that want to be you're lying.
We'll double the plus a bonus if we make it back. Yes,
if born in sixty one million dollars. Logan number two,
Get Out, which you gotta see came in at number three,
and believe it or not, Hidden Figures is still in

(36:50):
the top ten. It was number seven this weekend, even
though he was snubbed by the Oscars. That's right and
all the other stuff. You don't even see that in
the top ten anymore. Now back to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Yes it is. You gotta go check it out. It's
a it's a fun movie. Even though it's like a
build as a horror movie, it's still, you know, a
good story and everything. I want to see you and

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you don't sit with horror movies now. But it's not
like scary evil scary like that. It's not like that.
But it's fun. You gotta go check it out. Uh,
congratulations going out to Kevin Hart. What kid done now? Okay?
Kevin Hart and Ghostbusters were the big winners at Saturday's
Kids Choice Awards. Kevin took home three Orange blimps, including

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Favorite Villain for his turn as a murderous bunny in
the Secret Life of Pets. Remember that Ghostbusters also walked
away with three trophies, including Favorite Movie. Justin Timberlake came
into the night with the most nominations. He had seven
nominations coming in, but he went home empty handed. John Cena,
the wrestler, served as host of the show. Uh performances,

(37:59):
but yeah, uh yeah, it was, it was. It was good.
I'm just so happy for Kevin. Kevin beast Man a
base Yeah he is Uh, today is uh, this is
interesting National Napping Day. I'm with. Yeah, this day is
observed every year the following the return of daylight savings.

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Time you lost an hour of sleep, So go ahead
take a nap today. For sure your boss won't mind.
Maybe that's what Steve's doing today since he's off it
is National Napping Day. That's sure got that. I'm sure
that's what time he got that idea from? What in
right and wrong? Oh? That's where do I need to

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repeat that again? Do you need to hear what national
and wrong we talked about? Yeah? Last hour? Yes, And
for those of you that weren't here, I let Junior
know that it is impossible to get pregnant at night
because your sperm seals are sleeping. Okay, don't nobody swim

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at night? And that's what you gotta understand. Just as stupid.
The second time around, it didn't change nothing. Uh we
talked about pregnant getting pregnant during the day. Oh my god,
I mean people be at working today. I'm just said

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to me, man, I'm just saying, I don't understand how
nobody agree with me when I give you these jewels
like this. Go ahead, okay, Sierra Russell Wilson had a
scary moment last Friday afternoon. They got into a car
accident and you know, Sierra's pregnant driver, who was allegedly
in the bus lane, hit the right side of the

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car of the couple and their unborn baby were riding in.
Witnesses say Sierra was driving her white Mercedes truck and
make she made a left turn when a gray Volvo
SUV slammed into the front passenger side of her vehicle.
After the accident, Russell tweeted, Mama Wilson and baby Wilson
are feeling great. God is good. Thank you. Yeah, everybody

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at sale now, yeah, that really is yeah m hm, alright,
well yeah, I think he's here, the butterfly. I think
I saw him fluttering. Yes, people here the butterfly with
the Butterfly blog. Right after this, we'll be back at
eighteen after the hour Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

(40:44):
the butterfly waiting in the wings with the Butterfly Blog.
Let's get to it. You always get jam right there. Yeah,
Oh my god, good morning everyone, Good morning, good morning.
It's only three of you all, okay, so it's just
four of us, actually, have been able to sit in
on the show. But good morning, Shirley, Tommy and Junior,
good morning, good morning, good morning very much. And you

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all let me know if you want me to sit
in with you all the rest of this show, because
I'm here, I'm available. No, we we got it, three
of us got it. Might see. Yes, thank you. Shirley's
think up for me. M Charley, you gotta love this.
You're going to love this. You have no idea what

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National day? And as I heard you into napping earlier,
but it's also break yourself? Can I get a drum
around cat down? You have no idea what this? Girl?
What else could it be? National? But tat to chip day? Girl?
But take top chip a day. I gave him up
for limp though, but yeah, you gotta run down the

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line baby lads for take the chips. Oh my god,
that was a good man. You can't just eat one,
you know exactly. So I want to ask you, Junior
and time me, what are your favorites growing up as
a kid? Which one are your favorites as far as
potato chips? Wow? I just want to get my fancals dirty.

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You know, I grew up in Chicago, so it was
Jay's all the way rhymes with Lais, but it was
Jay's in that blue and white bag, blue and white,
some hot sauce, Tommy, I gotta I gotta go with Doritos.
I'm sorry. Doritos all day, hands down, and now the

(42:43):
spicy Deritos. That's the one for me. But can I
tell you the ones? I like what some funnyan girl?
I love me some funny because it's fine. Fine, I
love it. It's just it's me. It's got me ridden.

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I love it fine, yet I love it. And you
know what, I'm not gonna lie. But when we were younger,
we used to go to the ballpark and they would
cut um the freedous on the side and cutting on
the side, and then they're poor chili in it. Did
you ever do that freed up high? That was just
that was just outstanding for me. With a little cheese,

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it was good. But it is national frits. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure you freed freed up hies or whatever
the case he is. When you get the variety pack,
maybe the last ones. Ain't nobody nobody feeling freedom. Let

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me tell you, let me tell you what people are
feeling Okay, they are feeling myself, Tommy and of course
care Junior spakes. All right, we are going to be
in New Orleans on Friday night. Where are we gonna
be doing on Friday at the U N O Orena exactly?
And then on Saturday we're gonna be a mobile Alabama

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at the Singer Theater. Shirley, this is what's the name
of Joe? Tell him like Southern from and don't you
don't never say that when I'm saying the name of
the tour, don't say what you like. And let's say
it together. Yeah, when you put you, you'll change pup

(44:29):
when my funny you don't know what? Yes? All right?
Coming up, coming up, This is a sneak peek look
inside of the Harvey household Harvey family. Coming up. Nephew
is gonna give us little known things about his uncle Steve,
some things we just did know. We'll be back at

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after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, remember
last month we had little known Black his three facts. Well, um,
we've kind of um changed that, reconfigured it, so to speak,
because the nephews in the building with little unknown facts
about his uncle not black history facts, but just facts

(45:14):
we didn't know. We thought we knew Steve, but apparently
we don't. Tommy's here to enlighten using his uncle. Okay,
right after this, Wow, I wish we had some music
for this segment. Little known facts about my uncle Steve

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starring the nephew. Okay, you know a lot of people
always ask me some behind the scene things, things that
you don't know. Yeah, things you don't know about Uncle Steve.
I'm gonna drop some jewels on y'all today. Y'all cool
with that? Yeah, pack this out now, the check it out.

(45:56):
Here we go, satit stepped Tim with twin the third
nineteen seventy eight. I think Uncle Steve probably with about
twenty one years old at that time. All Right, I'm
at the house. He leaving the house to get ready
to go see Earth Wind and Fire in concert. And
the boy was buttered. I mean, looks just like I'm talking.

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I got the hat on, got the whole outfit on.
He glittering, he shining paints tight, had a big cumberband
built into the paint, come all the way around the waist.
He flied, you got me, you got the visual? He
goes to the concert. Now this is just what they're
telling me after the concert is over with. But he

(46:41):
goes to the concert. I think he third or fourth
row got some incredible tickets. Now his favorite song is
about to jump off. But the Steve got to go
to the bath row. That's the Way of the World.
But right there, and he got to make a decision.
Shirt even you even you know, but you got to

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go to the bathroom. He got to go to bathroom
real bad. And from my understanding, my uncle Steve made
an executive decision. That boy stood there on that third
row impede on himself. Like there during the whole song
of That's the Way of the World, he'd all the

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way down that row. I'm talking his whole outfit, shining
red pants. Everything just completely messed up. And from this
day on, what y'all don't know, by my uncle, from
this day on, from that day on, all the way
to not Uncle Steve, where astro not draws, y'all didn't
know that astro not draws, that withdraws. You well, you

(47:53):
know that you can wear a long period of time.
You know what I'm saying, You can wear them for
two days. Case you got to go. So that's a
lot of times y'all be looking at him on Family
Feud and his talk show. Steve be peeing right now
like a baby. And right there, look cop surveys on
the board, be sitting right there, y'all ain't noticed. I

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can tell you something about Steve Harvey to day that
y'all don't know. It's something y'all don't know about Steve
harp And when you play that's the way of the world,
when you play it right now, I ain't gonna lie
to you he started peeing, Do you hit me? I'm
not lying looking at him in his eyes when we

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play that song, I ain't lying. I will never be
able to look at him in his eyes again telling
you I'm gonna give it to you all day to day.
I'm gonna give you a thing Abouteve Harf you don't know. Wow,
I can't leave you, man. Okay, what you don't want
to know? Okay, we don't want to know that nexhe

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but he eat on the third row you don't want
coming up. The ignorance continues. It never stops on this show.
The prank phone call coming up at after the hour
you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, uh, coming

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up at the top of the hour, we have the
Strawberry letter. Uh. Subject. Sometimes it's best to tell a lie, alright.
I know the guys will agree with that on the show.
Sometimes it's best to tell a lie. Alright. Steve Harvey's
off today, Carl is off today. The nephew is here though,
and his prank phone call is coming up next. What

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you got NF you in my house? Huh? You in
my house? Okay? Follow me? No, watch what I'm going somewhere?
Scare me? Sometimes all listen to listen to the prank. Hey,

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this is uh this Preston. What y'all? Where did y'all
lead a kid at? I'm about two hours out and
you got wrong? On Bro? Call him back? Yeah? Is
this is this Troy? Yeah, it's Troy. Oho there, this
is this I'm Preston man. Listen, I'm on my way
to the house. I'm about two hours out. Where did

(50:26):
y'all lead a key at? Man? Oh? Wait, you let
don't get up the on your way to what have
I'm on my way there are you? You're at the house.
I'm at my house? Yeah? What you what did you say?
Your name? Was this is Preston. Uh okay, okay, hold on, man,
I don't understand. Okay, I'm on my way to the house.
Uh what house? My question? What has he coming out? Okay?

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You are us six kind Woods Drive. Yeah, that's my house. Okay, okay,
I don't understand that. All right, so listen, I'm about
who I was out, man. I got two U haul
trucks were in route there. We'll be there about two hours.
But but I thought y'all was out of the house
by now. I'm kind of see where the kid the

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I don't want you know what? Hold what what you say?
You you you got too U hauld trucks? What what
you got? What you got? Wasn't was that? Now? I'm
moving into the house. I bought the house. You're you're
moving in the white Okay? How do you don't know?
I bought the house? Man? What the house you're talking about? Dog?

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You on wools Drive? That's I bought this house from
kids there? Yeah, yeah, Ti, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's what.
That's what we that's where we got the house from.
What when you say you about the house? Okay, wait
a minute, you leased the house from kids there, right, yeah, yeah,
we're right right. We we still got about another year
lesson not least we we we at this house for

(51:55):
another year. I mean, and we sposed to renew that. Okay, Okay,
we got a problem. Let me let me try to Okay,
I'm let to get my wife one. I need to
get my wife on the phone. Well, hold on, hold,
hold on, hold on a minute. Okay, So now tills
they'll tell me that y'all supposed to be at the house.
And I'm calling because he said y'all gonna leave a

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key in a certain place. Ain't tell you know, like
I need? Let me get kicked there on the phone.
Such because because how we how do hear? He ain't man,
we didn't hear nothing about no selling to no house
or no nothing like that. Okay, well I didn't. I
didn't balk the house from Tillsdale. And I'm I'm like
I said, I'm I'm two hours out. I might get

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there a little quicker. How soon do you think y'all
gonna get the stuff, get you'all stuff out the house? Heah,
what stuff out? Want house? Y'all going happy to get
y'all stuff out the house? Get what stud you a
lot of that. You think we're gonna get we we
we we look like I said, man, we need to
get Tis there on the phone and get this cleared up.
You think I'll tell you what you bring up? You

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all trucks if you want to, y'all bet take your
back where you come from. I tell you that after
you that. But listen, man, listen the mistake. First of all, okay,
you you're arguing with me by my house. That's my house.
No no, no, no, no, see you now I'm at
to see now you in the holbum. I'mnn tell you.
I'm gonna tell you like I like like like I'm
gonna tear tears. There ain't none of this ain't going

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down the way you think it's gonna go down. You.
I'm staying. We're not least being this house for a year.
I mean that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna be
in this house for a hope. Yeah, you ain't over ye,
So you might gonna go get yourself own the house.
No more, I own the house. You got to get
your stop. Man. I'm two hours out here. Man, man,
we looked listen to me. Now, listen, we haven't been
in this house five years. Okay, we got one year

(53:41):
nothing this house. Okay, look, ain't gonna be no moving
in the day we can I can't move my man,
I got wife, I got kids, and man, I look,
i'm teeth. I'm teeth. It's like your slave said, you
got you we gotta talk tis there. But I'm telling you, man,
you pull up today and you haul I swear so
a little. I'm gonna I'm gonna whoop your until you
you don't call me with all this. Ain't got no

(54:03):
notice or nothing because what I'm saying you ain't, I
ain't never, We ain't kids. They ain't got one at
one time with me. Well that swing you and kids there.
But right nah, I'm on my way to my house,
and you got to get your no. You're on your
way to my house. If if you know no, you

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talk to my house, you're gonna get your hands a tea.
Let me let me say that is your kids, your
if your wife been kids there right now they at church.
Well you need to be okay. Okay, is in the
room and what's in the garage in the room. In
the garage, can you move on your stun garage You're
raggedy like I just told you, you pull up to
my house will be something fun if you're moving in
this man, you getting your black blue and ain't I

(54:52):
ain't going to say when you come make me do it?
Do come make me do it? Move out of my
house today? What's in my garage? Then? What's in yo? Gallades?
You to tell me that what's in yo? Girl? I'm
allow I'm gonna allow you to do this. Move all
your stuff into the garage. I'm gonna allowing you to
get your saying what I'm saying. So so I see,
I see now, I see now you won't you in
front of your wife and kids? I see you? So

(55:14):
you know what that what you're gonna do. I'll tell
you what if you bring them you halls, you bring
your wife, your kids, your dogs, and you bring it
about it, I won't call your right here in front
of It's not your house, it's mine. I bought. I
bought the house from I'm telling a look, I tell
you what you need me right in front of y'all.
I'll be right out here standing like I'm gonna whoop
your too, my rope and my house shoes. How about that?

(55:36):
Don't kill me to move out my house. And I
tell you you better kids, and you didn't because you
don't need me to tell you what you mean? What
you say? Do you know what else? Tears they're told
me to tell you? Do you want that? You're gonna
tell me whatever kids they're told me, But I tell
you one, they ain't moving out my house today. I'm
telling you that right now ain't gonna be no moving
out here. He said. Tids the have told you to say.

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I'm gonna tell you here what tears they're told me
to tell you. Dear death told me to tell you
that this is neph you tim me from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show, Troy, your wife and tears deal got
me the brank phone. Call you? So this one book
just some just some book. Yes, yes, and then I

(56:25):
didn't put my paints on, boots on. I'm waiting. I'm
sitting right here like living room, looking at the wait
for this you all to pull up because I can't
gonna tear five from your man. I can't go back
to sweep now you didn't got me fired up, he Troy,
I gotta ask you for I go, man, what is
the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show

(56:48):
in the land, Steve Harvest Morning Show. Ain't that about?
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I gotta
give y'all one more, sure, one more what nephew set
it up? I gotta I'm trying to give y'all things
about Steve. Y'all don't know little known facts about your uncle. Yes, yeah, okay, alright,

(57:15):
real quick check this out. This is the reason why
Steve Harvey did not become a singer. Wait wait wait,
wait wait wait wait, let me interrupt you. Let's review
what was the first one? Real quickly? One more time?
People are just joining us. Oh, the first one was
the date when when he peed on himself at the

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concert Earth Winning five, And then from that point on
all the way now he's been wearing astro not draws.
These are things y'all don't know that he wear astro
not draws all the time. So don't think he walked
around in briefs and all that like you win that
ain't he got on. He got on ask not draw

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Here's something else y'all don't know. Steve was supposed to
in a singing group. Okay, loves music so much. Right now,
back in the day, him and the boys thought they
was gonna be that they was gonna replace the Temptations.
They was the Renovations. Okay, then, yes, it was five

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of them. It was five of them when he used
to come. They used to come to my grandma house,
and they used to be practicing in the front room.
They're gonna be the Renovations, and they they practiced. I
ain't topped. I mean sun up, sundown. They getting, they
moved together and everything. So I remember this clearly because
they said, okay, we're gonna get our how done tonight
everybody come back to mar and be a rehearsal this.

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So Uncle Steve decided he gonna put his conker on.
He didn't win and got some lie some egg. Now
you're supposed to have potatoes. We didn't have no potatoes
at the high. He used yams. Okay, he got absolute
all around the edges on his head. Yeah, he you

(59:03):
sweep take instead of potato. And I'm telling him, I say, dog,
I gotta tell you something. He said, gone pocket, I'm away,
I'm doing something. I'm gonna be part of the renovations,
I said, But I need to tell you this, he said,
gone now. Then he got all this stuff on his
hot and do you know I'm trying to tell him
that the water is shut down on the whole block.
He turned on the faucet and came rushed. Rest this

(59:24):
stuff out of his head. That lie completely. He had
patches and everything all over his head. Got to rehearsal
the next day and they kicked him out of the renovation.
That's why he never became a singer. Him stay renovations

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of writers watch the star crame. He never became tomorrow.
He'll be back tomorrow. Never became one of the renovations.
All right, Well you know you were there. All right,
let's get into the at are now subject. Sometimes it's
best to tell a lie. Dear Stephen Shirley, I have

(01:00:07):
been with the same man for the last seven years.
I love this man with all my heart and would
do anything for him. We have been engaged for six
years and have not gotten married yet because of a
few issues. There is hesitation on his part because of
his lack and a lack of trust in me. It's
my fault. Not too long ago, I lied about an

(01:00:30):
accident I had in my car. Then I ended up
telling him the truth about what happened because I finally
admitted it. He claims that I cannot be trusted. We
argue often about him uh, not being able to let
this go. I also recently decided to lie to him
about a bill being paid in order to keep the peace.

(01:00:51):
I know it was wrong, but I thought it was
the right thing to do for the sake of arguing.
This just made things worse. I ended up paying the bill,
but not before he discovered that I lied about it.
He has told me that he is not sure if
he can trust me because of these lies. He says
he wants to work things out and stay together, but

(01:01:12):
I can tell he is holding a grudge. Is there
anyone else that believes in telling a lie in order
to keep the peace? I think he's overreacting. Am I
wrong for thinking that? Should I insist that he just
go ahead and leave? Or should I leave? Please help? Well,
looks like you've come to the right place for sure. Uh.

(01:01:34):
And I really hate to say this, I really do,
But your problem was lying in the first place, because
after you lie, you have to keep the lie going
once you started. Haven't you learned anything from listening to
the show. You have to keep the lie going. Unfortunately, Uh,
coming clean is just not an option if you want
to keep this man. But you did come clean, didn't you.

(01:01:57):
You did you finally decided to own up to the
truth because you're conscious was eating away at you and
stuff like that. I mean, these weren't like big major
you know, like cheating lies or anything like that. Uh,
you know, this wasn't those kind of lites. But some
people just have a problem with other people lying to them,

(01:02:18):
and and I get that. I mean, I'm one of
those people. I don't like people telling me lies because
when you lie to me, it makes me think you
think I'm stupid, and I don't like that. So, you know,
maybe it's that, or maybe he's just using an excuse,
this as an excuse. Have you thought about this to
not marry you? You guys have been together for six years,

(01:02:38):
seven years, engaged for six What is he waiting on
to pop the question? Now? You just gave him a
reason to hold off for another six years? All right?
So when you asked the question, uh, are you wrong?
H I mean, should you insist that he just go
ahead and leave or should you leave that to me?
Is more of an issue than the actual lying stuff

(01:03:00):
that you did, because I think, really, really, really, uh,
he's just trying to prolong this marriage situation. So if
you want to see go ahead and leave. Go ahead
and leave and see what the deal will be after that.
All right, we'll come back with the nephew HM in
his response, that's that's all you got, right, That's that's it.

(01:03:24):
That's it, and I mean that, I mean it, I
mean that, I mean everything I say. When we come back,
I bet you alright. Part two, the nephew is coming
back his take on this letter subject sometimes it's best
to tell a lie. We'll be back at eighteen after
the hour. You're listening to the Steve alright, we're in

(01:03:49):
the middle of the Strawberry letter. The subject sometimes it's
best to tell a lie? Up next the nephew's response,
I'm sure you're gonna have some great advice for a
few You're not into lying. That's up next. You tell
the truth all the time. All right. Here we go

(01:04:10):
back to the letters subject sometimes it is best to
tell a lie. This young lady wrote in she's been
with the same man for the last seven years. They've
been engaged for six. She wants to get married. But
the reason they haven't got married, she said, is her
fault because not too long ago, she lied to him
about something about an accident she had in the car,

(01:04:32):
and Uh, he says he can't trust her. Then there
was this business about an unpaid bill. She lied and
told him she had paid the bill. He found out
she didn't pay it. So he constantly brings up the
fact that he can't trust her. That's why they can't
move forward and get married in their relationship. So she
wants to know is she wrong um for for thinking

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that he's overreacting? Uh? Is there anyone else on the
show that believes in telling a lie in order to
keep the pa? And should she insist that he goes
that goes ahead and leaves or should she leave? And
she wants our help, Nephew, Lying is good for the soul.
You have to lie? Lying? What? What is? Why are

(01:05:15):
you so down on yourself about your lying? Baby? You
got to lie. I don't know a relationship that's not
built on ling. Uh? What have you ever seen truth
keep a relationship together? No, you gotta lie, baby. Let

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me tell you something. If you had an accident, if
you're claiming you had an accident in your car. Do that?
Take your car, run it into something, ride your lying out.
You got to be a beast with your lie, girl,
and you lied about the bill. Let me tell you something.
If you lied about this bill, every time you walk
in the house, be on the phone cutting them people

(01:05:57):
out about that being you got what you rock? What
soon does he soon as he walked in? I know,
damn well I paid the build. I don't know why
y'all keep calling me with this man and then hanging
the phone up. I told you I'm sickening people down there.
I'm sick of paid this building and keep on coming
back and forth with this. You got to ride, Joe, lie.
You got to commit to your life. Let me tell

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you something. You ain't lying good until you believe it.
Believe your lie. You understand me. You know how many
people believe they lying? Got with Look at old Jay,
didn't they get off? O? J wrote that line didn't
look how long? Didn't really be nearly lined up? Didn't

(01:06:38):
they lie? Mara Cary lied New Year's Evenight? Ain't some
one damn song line? How my line sold you? Lying time?
Chris Brown? And you know you can't sitting up in
that line. This is good. You can lie, baby, but

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you got to believe in your life. If you don't
want to say they lie, that they what they call it,
not that the alternative facts is, it's still a lie.
You can have live. It's women walking around lying right now.
No damn well, that ain't your hell, That is not
your heal. You're lying. There ain't your breast. You're lying.
That ain't your But you're lying, baby, everybody lying. You

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just gotta commit to your line, and you don't know
how to commit to it. That's your problems. I can
get you through it. You just gotta take a nice
little old lie. Class. I don't know nobody, class. I
don't know nobody who has told the truth and it
did some good form. It ain't if there isn't anyone, baby,
I'm gonna tell you something being paid out on national

(01:07:47):
TV right now, President Trum lying about the President of
Prinsdon Obama lied to get in the office. What did
you talking about? But he's he's sticking to dead life
and you ride your live, baby girl. So right now today,
you've been in this relationship for six years, take your

(01:08:07):
car today and run it into sum and you're gonna
make up for this stuff. We're gonna we're gonna get
you on course with your lies and I lie with
the best though you're listening, Harvey Morning Show. Can't wait
to see green Leaf. I can't wait. Season two premieres

(01:08:28):
tomorrow night, and we'll probably um first of all, I'll
say you're welcome, but we'll probably be talking to Oprah
tomorrow as well. She produces that show and stars in
it as well. Green Leaf, It's back. What a great
show that is about a mega church. Yeah, okay, all right,
Well coming up, the nephew is on a roll this morning.

(01:08:48):
Little known facts about his uncle, uh, Steve Harvey. We
did not know Steve's off today, of course, Carlo, but
this is a perfect time to give him to us,
so when he's not here, so he won't kill you tomorrow. Yeah, hey, Tommy,

(01:09:11):
let me correct something really quickly that I just said.
Greenleaf premieres Wednesday night. I kept saying tomorrow night. But
it's Wednesday night. Okay. I'm so excited for it to
come on. I put it on a day early about that.
We'll talk to the queen on Wednesday. Oh yes, yes,
we will Oprah Oprah Winfrey. Are you girl all right? Yeah?

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Little known facts all last month it was black history.
Little known facts this month apparently U since Steve's out
today anyway, Little known facts about Uncle Steve, starring nephew
Tommy what sixteen years old? Was sixteen years old? Okay,
we in Cleveland is pin below. The temperature is ten below.

(01:10:03):
This is one of the Calos days. All right. This
is the day that Uncle Lee, uncle's, Uncle Stieve's lips
got frozen to gelber. Let me tell you something. Outside
playing and I don't know what. He chewing gum and
decided he was gonna blow up bubble and before he

(01:10:24):
could get the bubble out, his lips froze right down.
Let me tell you something. You have no ivle idea.
How long it took to get them lips. We tried
to get run some warm water under the in the
in the kitchen sink, but we couldn't get them lips
in that sink. To run that water over it. We

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had to put the oven on two twenty and back
him in there, back him in their head first. It
took it took twenty five minutes to thought him. Damn
that boy ain't chewed gum since then. You you ain't
never seen I've never seen him up. And if he

(01:11:08):
ever puts some gum in his mouth, he gets irritated
really quickly because that lips got froze. Back in Cleveland,
tend to gree Let me tell you something, Give some gumps.
Don't you get cussed that y'all don't know stuff? Y'all
don't know shirt. So were they that same size as
they are now back then, same lips, been that size

(01:11:30):
since he was a child, same them. Them is air bags.
He got them is some lips. Right there. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up at the
top of the hour. You know what day and what
time it is. It is Monday. It's time for weekend

(01:11:51):
confessions with the nephew. Because what nephew, I'm not here
to help you. I just want to hear what you're
going through. Get nephew, call baby eight seven seven, twenty ninety.
You do not have to call and hear with your
real name. That's going on. Keep it on the low
low and just tell the nephews, gonna get it off
your chest. I'm in the booth. The booth is open.

(01:12:12):
Give us, give us an example, nephew of a of
a fake name somebody, uh Bisucker Riggins. You know what
I'm saying. Yeah, coming here, Yeah, you know, challenge you know, yeah,
film you know Strawberry Williams, anything like that, nephew, Tim

(01:12:37):
and use that one, you know, if if that helps you.
All right, So call us with your weekend confessions that's
coming up a little after the top of the hour,
and then um coming up next, I've got a story
just for you, nephew. Okay, you're a newlywed. It's about

(01:12:58):
married men and se x. Alright, I got all okay,
we'll see. That's for you, Steve Harvey. Enjoy yourself today. Yeah,

(01:13:22):
enjoy yourself and you're off day. Get some rest, Get
some rest, you deserve it. Um, all right, Tommy, this
one's for you in Junior two. This is for you.
I got something in here for you as well, I know,
but there's something in here for you as well. A
new survey Tommy has found that married men are having
less sex today than they were fifteen years ago. Okay,

(01:13:45):
married guys, this is true, and guys in committed relationships,
on average, we're doing it sixteen fewer times per year
between two thousand and ten and two thousand fourteen than
they were between two thousand and two thousand four They
were all are getting busy nine fewer times from two
thousand ten to two thousand fourteen compared to and to nine.

(01:14:08):
Okay you got that, mm hmm, so okay, you got
and you say you're okay, so now you're married. Yeah,
once they're three weeks nine, it's it's a damn shame
over here, man, it's everything. I'm over here on, I'm
over here on damn shame. I'm just telling your junior
before you come over here. I'm over here on damn shame. Okay, Well,

(01:14:33):
let's see what Junior is doing in his life. It
says the same survey says single men Junior, on the
other hand, have enjoyed the same amount of action throughout
the two two decades. Okay, you got that, so you
haven't changed, You have not changed. I'm busy. Uh, I'm good. Yeah,

(01:14:53):
it says son Junior. Once a week, how many times? Ah? Nah?
Nine seven days were double up on Thursdays. That's what
I'm talking about. Who makes me proud? Yeah, man, I'm

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over here pulling weeds out to be everything, man doing nothing.
It's under Thursdays you double up on stick. Not surprisingly,
the frequency declines the older you get. This is for
single men. Men in their twenties. Uh do it over
eighty times a year. After that, it's all downhill, with

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the numbers declining by three and a half percent each year.
So there you go. Nine, yeah, yeah, that'll be I can't. Hey,
you know, said hey, what you're doing. I was like, hey,
come on, I'm now. You know what I'm doing for excitement?
Don't you doing? Man? I'm in wal Ma. They got

(01:15:59):
new holes and stuff. I'm in Target. I'm I'm I'm all.
That turns me on. Well, I know Target, but I
don't know Walmart. I know Walmart. Don't let me fall
off at home depot. That it's it's it's it's on
in poppit that's that's where my love is. Now I'm
in there. Well, maybe you need to get some plastic surgery,

(01:16:22):
tommy or something. Um ain't not wrong with me? Well,
the American Society for Plastic Surgery has been crunching numbers
UH last year, and they figured out that the men
made up about ten percent of all the cosmetic surgeries
performed for the year. Yeah, okay, number five, Number five,

(01:16:43):
men are getting botox. These are the top five things
that the men are getting. Uh yeah, botox number four,
they're getting nose surgery, rhinoplastic number three. I lid surgery.
Number two. I think it lifts your eyes. When you

(01:17:05):
were kids, used to take your fingers, remember, yeah, remember
when you were kids used to take your fingers. Yeah, okay,
Number two, this is crazy. Number two male breast reduction
right now, Why are you crazy? You ain't come up
to me, and you ain't come up to ask me

(01:17:26):
to snap that out for you to back you know
what they call them moves man boobs. Okay, moves all right.
Number one is LiPo section. LiPo section for guys. I
could see that. Forgot that. Breasts reduction and eyelid surgery. Really,

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I can't, man, I came, I came, be your home boy.
You said, don't tell me you need a breast reduction.
We're not free norma at all. So yeah, maybe if
you get that, then maybe you know, you get more.
So I don't know how that works in the boatoxes
for what again? You know, for those lines and you're
like forehead and stuff, and uh, some people put it

(01:18:08):
under their arms if they sweat too much, they have
too much perspiration. I got an uncle that's perfect for this.
Please tell me the information on near we get Johnny.
Stop sweating for no reason, Uncle Johnny. He's got to
get some stronger deodoran. That's all. Why you gotta go
do this is here all right, let's let's get ready
for weekend confessions that's coming up with the nets flower.

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You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, nephew,
this is your time to shine or well ticulously stupid. Really,
it's it's it's just you know, weekend confessions. That's all.
People want to call in and get things off their chest.
And I'm here for that. My booth is open. I'm

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not here to help you. I just want to hear
what you're going through. Have you ever sat in the
booth and confess before Sherlet you just confess, that's all. Huh,
I don't know. Uh, my life too much shopping every weekend.
That's your problem. Anyway. Anyway, you ready eight seven seven nine,

(01:19:12):
Steve call us if you want to confess to the nephew.
Let's go to line too. Is this his real name?
Tyrone out of North Carolina? I thought you told him
to use a fake name. He might not be Tyrone,
Tyrone Tyrone? How are y'all? Are you? Good man? How
you doing this morning? Good morning, good morning, good morning
to everybody. I'm sorry, Steve don't admit to hear this,

(01:19:35):
but uh, I got a go ahead. Tell me this
is strictly for you, Okay, all right. I'm a I'm
a police officer, been a police I'm a veteran police
officer in North Carolina. Now I know you had said,
uh that I can discuss some names, because that's what
I'm going to do. So I was working extra duty,

(01:19:58):
UM working at the local Walmart. UM they I was
seeing a manager there and which was kind of good
because I could see her while I'm working advice. First, Well,
in the corner of my eye, I saw a girl
friend who was trying to hook up with that would

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had a Walmart smock over her left arm, and uh,
now I'm gonna call her Tamika. Sonika comes up to
me and says, hey, what are you doing? Let's work next?
You do? She says, well, I just this is my
first work here. Yeah. Now the story of this, it's
called a beta in a box. Now be for a

(01:20:43):
bad word, but a D in a box. So as
I'm as I'm getting as the time goes on, is
I'm getting off work, I go and just to make
sure that everything is okay, I go take your stroll
through Walmart. So I'm basically looking for either one of them.

(01:21:04):
I find on them too. On one oil when the
manager basically looks at me with and I like, you
know how you knew him? Do? I immediately turned around
and walk out. I am I am busted. So now
my ship is about to get over. And the manager
walked up to me and says, hey, can I meet

(01:21:26):
you somewhere? I need to talk with you. I said,
oh lord, here we go. I said, what do you
want me to meet at the firehouse down the road?
You know plush firefighters there they're sleep and me get
the firehouse in front? So what that can happen in
front of a firehouse? So the mary I knew the
manager was moving. That's why I started seeing this other

(01:21:47):
other ladies. So she comes up. She comes up in
her car and I see a car full of boxes.
She asked me about the other woman, and I said, no, no, no,
that one was just a badge. No, no, no, no, no,
she is nothing to me. I don't even hardly know her.
She wants to get with me, Tommy, Tommy, what does

(01:22:09):
she do? I'm looking for a vain What popped out
of the box? What she pops out? The other girl
popps out of the box and said, we're going to
get your ass. Oh I'm sorry, excuse me? Yeah, she
she's I basically put my patrol car and drive and
I am gone. We'll guess what, because they're they're chasing

(01:22:32):
me in my police car. Somebody chasing the police, not
I chased by two women. Even she's a point to
where I don't even having to go through some intersections
and they're right behind me. So fine, are you? Tyron said?

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What better place to go hide? Is the police station?
You want? Okay, you went to the precinct. I went
to the priestmint. They turned around and said, we've got
your number. We're gonna get you. I said, okay, that
that's fine. Whatever. I run back into the police station.
Why let me ask you that why they were driving?

(01:23:15):
What the girls steal in the box knows well? She
was crawling out. She had crawled into the front seat
as I put my car and drive. They were driving
the Saturn. I didn't think those little stands can keep us.
So anyway, anyway, they're going again. One of them called

(01:23:40):
me and says, well, guess what I am moving. You're done,
I'm over with That's okay, I said, I apologize, you know,
I tried to play it all to guess what the
other one did. Later on that night, they called Tyrone.

(01:24:01):
Can you go to you rod it? Let's see what
a good high speed chase you man. This was the
last story ever, man, but it was worth it at
the end. Alright, alright, I think we have time for another.
Let's go to line for cat and talk to Tiffany
out of New York. Tiffany, Okay, what's going on that field?

(01:24:27):
Go ahead, Tiffany. Yeah. This past weekend I played a
little point on my sister's so called boyfriend. I used
her phone and found out there was nothing but a cheater.
So yeah, so basically I was spying for her and
found out that you know, everything that I was, you know,
my hunt was on. It was true. Yeah, he told me.

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I mean, and the thing is he was parting with
me everything, taught me everything, I mean, even trying to
hook up with me. So you're calling to confess for
him that he was a cheater. Yeah, basically because um yeah,
I was pretending to be my sister just fine for
her and I end up telling her and she end
up taking him to the curse. Oh that's good weekend. Yeah, okay,

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all right, job well done. Yeah, let's go to line
five and talk to Talicia out of d C. Okay,
let's go to line seven and talk to Mike. Sorry
about that, Tommy. Let's talk to it. Mike out of Tennessee. Mike,
it is, what's up? Mike? Hey, what's going on? Brother?
Talk to me, Mike. I mean, you're gonna be proud,

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and you're gonna be proud. But me and my girl
into it, and I don't spoil them. From day one,
I was probably going to get about five six years.
She ain't got to play for nothing but her bills.
So she gets mad at me because I told I
ain't had an extra money for her to just go
mess off with her friends. I'm like, no, we and
I was going stack a little more and they didn't
do with some stuff you want. She gets made get

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into it her home girl over there. So I was like, man, look,
I ain't even to take myrdcasts. I'll strike off walking.
So about mid way down the streets, her friend pulls
up beside. Its right, where are you going? And why
are you walking? And I don't worry about it, man,
she said, We're getting in hopped the cow with her.
So we end up at the looking store going down
to in the state and everything just go haddening there man,

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just girl calling me. I'm driving to her best friend
car te uh. We kind of getting smart, you know
what I'm saying in between the lines, and we pull
over on side in the state and make it happen
back right there, only in the state, right, got you got?
You got your little luck on the side, y'all, just
on the side of the road, sipping the season. Ain't

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stepping on that? Yeah, stepping on that hen and all,
y'all on the side of the road, That's what I'm
talking about. Yeah, you're on that gravel side right there,
on that gravel yeah, right there, yeah, yeah yeah. Mike.
What mile Marcot was y'all? That the police was at

(01:27:12):
a high speed chasing yesterday being chased by somebody else Saturn.
You're good. Did y'all see them? Wow? Mike, Okay, we
more weekend confessions coming up. If you want to confess
to the nephew, call us eight seven seven twenty nine.
Steve will be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

(01:27:36):
All right, here we are in the middle of weekend
Confessions with the Nephew, and we didn't have a police
officer being chased. I like this. I'm not here to
help you. I just want to hear what you're going through.
In a Saturn got ran down I five eight seven
seven twenty nine. Steve, call us with your confession for

(01:27:59):
the nephew spending can let your head? Okay, back to
the phones we go for a weekend confession. I'm not

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here to help you. I just want to hear what
you're going through. It's Weekend Confessions with the Nephew eight
seven seven twenty nine. Steve, get on the line and
tell me what you did this weekend that you are
trying to just get off your chest. Don't give me
your real name, just you know, camouflage that thing and
let's get to it. All right, Well, she took your advice.
Let's go to line three and talk to lady out

(01:28:41):
of Virginia. Lady A right, Lady out of Virginia. Good morning,
up morning. How are you. I'm good, baby, girl. Talk
to me what you do this weekend? Well, I finally
hooked up with my crush in public over the weekend.
We have been talking for a while and there was

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a marathon, so of course there was a lot of people.
And he saw me. Um, he was, you know, talking
on the phone and I didn't see him. He saw
me and he was just like, girl, you look so good.
And he pulled me to the side and stuff. They
told me I had to, you know, keep the g rated.
But let's just say, do you remember the scene is

(01:29:25):
So Food where a bird in her husband. We were
in the bathroom just like that, just like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
just like that. So you could have got a ticket.
You could have got a ticket this weekend rid, I know,
but it was so much fun, so much This is

(01:29:47):
this is your crush though? Are you Are you married
or is he married? Okay, you know we're kind of
dating but not we didn't really have a title on
it just yet. Um, but I mean, I adore him.
He's a wonderful man. Um hopefully he will be my husband.
But you do you see yourself doing more in public?

(01:30:08):
Oh yeah, I'm down. Yeah yeah, you like the public thing.
You like being? Yeah, yeah, that's that. It's that breeze
is what it is, Ain't that? And then like when
that breeze come to I don't get an what I'm
telling you. I know what you're talking about. I know
that breeze, man. Yeah, baby, that temper to change that

(01:30:31):
one in that cool air. Yeah it works. Yeah, yeah,
it makes you shim. I know, I already know. Girl.
Yeah yeah, keep keep doing what you're doing. Girl. Let
me tell you some sometime in the house, if it's
real hot, just turn the out out in the fifty
and you can get that same breeze like that and
c that. Yeah, there you go. If you cracked the

(01:30:52):
dough and had that out and at the same time,
you'd be surprised how that breathe shift through that. Y'all
missed the other part though, what part party they had?
The Porter party? She didn't say that, did she? What
y'all was in the Porter party? Whoa? You ain't nobody
saying nothing about no Porter party? Are you having porter

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party dreams. We'll be back. We're back to back morning show,
all right, coming up, back to back jams hit us Junior,
Let go you made out in a porter pot it
before the light to say it. She agreed to the

(01:31:37):
quarter party telling you not cn't hear what she said.
If you smell fun, ain't y'all. Steve is off today,
Carl is off today. They'll return tomorrow. Big weekend we
had down at Disney World for the tenth annual Disney

(01:31:59):
Dreams Academy. Oh man, what a great time we had.
Thanks to everyone who came out and participated, especially the
Disney staff and essence all the sponsors. Thank you, guys.
What I rolled some roller coasters this weekend. You hear me?
Did you? I was scared. I was scared as all
my kids laughing them and I was scared. I was scared.

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So even if you're afraid, you're not supposed to act
like in front of the kids. I didn't. I didn't.
I was smiling in front of him, but inside crime.
C all right, we'll be back to close out the
show at after the hour, right after this. You're listening, alright, uh, alright,
last break of the morning, Um, Tommy, we had a

(01:32:43):
couple of weekend confession calls we didn't get to and
I know you want to talk to them before we
get out of here, so let's go ahead and get
into the song and come back. But we want these
people to confess. We want to get off each Alright, Nephew,

(01:33:04):
you don't want to leave any calls hanging this morning,
So let's go back to the phones for weekend confessions.
Because what I'm not here to help you just want
to hear what you're going through on the statement. All right,
let's go to line five and touch of Fred out
of New Jersey. Come on, Fred, let's go. Hey, what's
going on? Nephew? What a dude? Baby? Talk to me? Man?

(01:33:27):
What you do this weekend? Oh? Man? I made a major,
major fool this weekend, man, Um, I fixed furniture and
I got referred by somebody who is related to my
ex girlfriend, her cousin, and she says she wanted me
to come over and take a look at the furniture.
You know, there was some cushion issues, the frame was loose.

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So when I get there, my ex girlfriend is there
and not the ones who's supposed to be there and
we end up getting it in y'all. Y'all, y'all took
care of that cushion and that framing. Huh yeah, but
did the kick it though? I'm engaged and I'm supposed
to get married, a kay, ain't nothing wrong with that?
That's June. You're good? Um you straight? I mean, get

(01:34:12):
the person. I understand that s was the person you
engaged to. What they at the house when you was
on the cushion and the frameming? Was they there? No? They?
Oh no, they wasn't there? How were you straight? Then? What? What?
What is the problem? You can go back over there
and fixed furniture till June. If you want to listen
this one, this one going to the grave, nephew, all
love them folds to go to the grave. That what

(01:34:33):
I try to teach people. Take it to the grave
and if they need you to come back, and you
never know, you might get invited again. Where they both
there the free and that what that wasn't? That is time?
Now you're fixing two furnitures, feel me? Yeah? I think
I don't fixed enough frames on that one. I don't
thank you, thank you, Fred. Finally someone sens around the Okay,

(01:35:00):
Fred to furniture. Man, let me listen to me though,
be ready to fix other furniture if they call until June.
You're good, don't Fred? Did you break the front Fred
room with you? No, Man, I'm trying to get you
to break that furniture and go back the next We
can fix it. That's all I want to thank you.

(01:35:26):
All right, Let's go to line six and talk to
Mike out of North Carolina. What's up, Mike, Michael Jordan's
Michael George Michael Jordan. What's up Michael Jordan in North Carolina? Name?
Go ahead them, Jake, what you do? Man? I just
got married this weekend? Okay, okay, okay, congratulations, I'm already married.

(01:35:56):
What Mike? Wait wait wait wait wait wait slow down, Mike,
slow down. This is ignorant right there? Alright, Mike, hold up,
Michael Jordan from hold up, hold on, hold on, hold up. Okay,
you you got married this route, but your asses already.

(01:36:19):
So my ex girlfriend, hoop, we are this lady get
married to her for her paper? Paper? So I went
to my wife and told her I was gonna do
it just for the papers. They get divorced, but able
to get chance from each other. So I did it
anyway because I knew how she was gonna feel about it.
I feel I just get the papers from the ladies.

(01:36:41):
Six months, lady get divorced. You never know? Okay need
who needs to play? She got me hooked up with
the lady who wanted to get married. Okay, well who
needed the papers? Though? You are? Huh huh okay, yeah, okay,
so so so did y'all You know what they called shirley.

(01:37:05):
When you're on the first night, you consummate you Ho?
Did y'all consummate your marriage? No? We just got married? Now?
Is that because she got a boyfriend? Right? So your
marriage starting off winning the fact? What did she marry?
Why did she just marry her man? Her boy did
marry him, but he needs somebody to marry him. Oh

(01:37:28):
what's your wife? Mary? Ye? Oh my god, Yeah, you
should get your wife to marry him. Dog and y'all
all mixed that thing up right about to be legal
and everybody, she gave me fifty dollars, so yeah, I'm
a friend, can yeah so so so so she legal now? Right,

(01:37:54):
she's she's legal now and she got six months's gonna
get her kids over there. When she is over here,
we're gonna get a theory. Y'all better. Oh, y'all gonna
get divorce, y'all. Bet her help po Trump do something
else though, for y'all you about her, get anybody in him?
Oh man? Oh yeah, with this band going on, my wife,

(01:38:16):
I tell my wife she gonna be mad. But I'm
not massund with Okay, but let me ask you, this
is the fifty end the bank though. Yeah, I got okay,
you didn't get married to that. You didn't get married
to the fifty clear right, exactly? Okay, Well, you might
have to gonna tell the wife dog because you got fifty.

(01:38:36):
She ain't gonna be mad at the fifth is I
don't know. Yeah, she's gonna be mad. You have another wife?
What do you mean? Honestly though, m J Michael Jordan
from North Carolina. Honestly, you got the right to go
tell that boyfriend that this is your wife, and he
got to ask you to come around here from now.

(01:38:59):
You see what I'm saying. He can't come around He
really you really, you man? You you live in the
life of rally boy. Let me tell you something. Let
me tell something boy. I'll be going from wife to wife, man,
I ain't land to enjoy yourself for the next six months. Mike,
don't listen to him. You'll be in a world of trouble.
Talking to Michael Jordan from North Carolina. You don't listen

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