Steve Harvey Picks Halloween Costumes for the Crew, Strawberry Letter- Polite In The Streets, Rude In The Sheets - 10.31.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Come on, I sure will.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
One and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh man, Steve Harvey got a radio show because God.
Because God is simply amazing, Because God is off the chain,
because God is over the top, because God is all
that in a bag of chips.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
God is amazing. Man.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
God will take you places that you never ever thought
you would go. Oh you know what it Sometimes it
amazes me when I'm watching people talk about themselves and
their careers and where they're at in life and things,
and they and I hear people say, you know, always
dreamed of being here. You know, I can understand when

(00:50):
a person says that I've always dreamed that of something
like this would happen to me. But I want you
to think about that for a second. Did you really
see it.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Just like that? Though?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Did you really really see it just like that? Did
you really know that God was gonna bring you through
all He brought you through to get you to this place?
Did you know that in spite of the losses along
the way that would crumbled the average person, that somehow

(01:24):
He kept you through it all?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
And that's how you got here? Did you think of
you know? I mean you know? I mean, since you're
so busy talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yourself now, have you forgotten all the times he was
bringing you through when you didn't see no way that
you was gonna get through?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
So when you sit there and you say, I dreamed
of this, this is what I always saw happening.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I don't really think. So, I don't really think.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
If you take inventory, or real close inventory of your
life and you look back on it all, stop looking
at the moment right now, remember where you come from. See,
that's what gets me emotional sometimes, that's what makes me
tear up because when something is happening to me in
the moment, it ain't the moment. For me, it's the

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memory of how I got there. It's the recollection of
all the things, all the nights, all the days in
that car, all the times by myself when I felt
like I wasn't gonna make it. But somehow I'm standing
somewhere and somebody passing out on the ward to me
or somebody calling my name.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
That's that. Did you really think you was gonna make it? Then? So?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
So, so, since you're talking about this is what I
always dreamed. Did you really think in those moments right
there that you would even be standing here today. That's
why I try to I try to get people to understand,
you know, and and and and this is kind of
for young people today, what I'm about to say. But
then guess what I sometimes I had to remind myself
of it, So I guess it's still kinder for everybody,

(03:02):
you know, because I work with a lot of young people,
and so many times, man, young people just don't understand
what all it takes. And I know, and if you're
a full grown adult, if you're faulty, you really understanding
where I'm coming from, because you know, uh, it's listen

(03:22):
to me, young people or anybody that don't understand this,
that you got to do some things that you don't
want to do in order to do what you want
to do. You have to understand this principle of success
or else you are not going to become successful. I
got what you want to do, I got your ultimate goal,

(03:44):
is this, that, and the other. I got all of that.
But in the meantime, though, there are some necessary steps
that you have to take in order to become successful.
And you cannot skip these steps. You can't jump over
these steps just because you want to be rich.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Friday. I got that, I got that, everybody got that.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
But if you want this, whatever you're talking about, whether
it's money or success or fame or climbing the corporate
letter or this is the position or you all, that's
fine and Dan, please hold on to your dreams. Dreams
come true. But in the meantime, let me remind you
of something that you gotta do some things you don't

(04:28):
want to do in order to do what you want
to do. Let's say you want to be rich and famous.
Let's just say that's it for you, and it's a
lot of other ways of being successful. Please don't think
that's the only one. But I'm just saying, let's just
say yours is rich and famous. And let's say some
miraculous way God made you rich and famous. Next Friday,

(04:50):
Ta dad d y'all you rich and you famous? Next Friday,
Can I share something with you? This is not going
to last for you. You know why, because you have
have not done the things necessary. You have not done
the things that you have to do in order to
do the things you want.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
So now you're rich and famous. How you gonna know
how to budget money?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
How you gonna know how to get up and keep
clawing towards the top when you fall off your pedestal.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
See, it's so many things.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You got to know about something, and you think, because
it's what you want right now, it's supposed to happen
just now. It's a process. When you ask God for something.
Please know, God know the process. He know the necessary
steps to take you through. Don't lose your patience with
God because your dreams ain't coming true right now. Man,

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You know, I think the best way y'all is for me.
I just use myself as an example. I really do
understand why God has given me the life he's given
me so far. I understand the being homeless part. Now
I get to not being successful when I wanted two part.
Now I get it. I got the delayed entry into
the field of choice for myself. I got it now.

(06:08):
I've been wanting to be on TV and a little
comedian since I was nine years old. But guess what,
I didn't get there until I was twenty eight. But see,
I didn't get it then I was mad at God.
You know what I want, and I'm senter here here.
I got exactly what you want, but I got this process.
I want you to go through to get here too,
because see, I'm finna take you somewhere. You don't know nothing,

(06:29):
but one day you're gonna have a radio show with
you a little stupid behind. You don't know this yet.
I'm gonna bless you with a radio show. You don't
even know it. That's why I say every morning, Steve
Harvey got a radio show because see, I didn't see
this one coming. But see God had a plan for me.
It was in the blueprint of my life. So God said,
what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna make your life
a little rough for you.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I'm gonna toss you up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm gonna let you make some of these stupid decisions
you wanna make, and I'm gonna make you learn from them.
I'm gonna let you be homeless for a little while.
I'm gonna let you not get into your feel of
choice until you're twenty eight. I'm gonna have people talking
about if we had only seen him when he was younger.
I ain't gonna let you get your first con your
name to your thirty eight I'm gonna make you go

(07:13):
through some things because one day I'm gonna put a
microphone in front of your mouth, and I want you
to honor me. I want you to talk about me.
I want you to tell people what I bought you through.
I want you to give people inspirational moments where they
can see that your life was jacked up for a
minute and I turned your life around for you.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
That's God dealing with me. See.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
So now I finally understand why I went through the
life I went through, so I can have something to say. See,
I ain't over here telling you about what I think
will happen. I'm telling you what I know can happen.
That God does make dreams come true, but sometime it
take a minute. Sometimes you're gonna have to do some
things you don't want to do in order to do

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what you wanna do. All right, all let you I'm
gonna be tripping the.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Day here to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I almost don't have my words for this. It just
keeps happening.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
God just keeps doing his thing, and I'm just I'm
gonna tell you something, man, It's amazing to me. Because
I know that it's only him that can do it.
How do we keep getting a new date? Who make

(08:37):
that sun come up every day? Who makes it set
in the west every day? Where do win come from?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Why is cold?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Now?

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Man?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Thank you God, I'm shore glad, I'm here. I'm just
here experiencing it all. I'm enjoying myself, havingself great day.
Everybody have yourself a great day to day because you
are involved in Steve Hart, Morty Show, Shellton Strawberry, Colline Frail, Mississippi,
Monica Junior steal Out and nephew Tommy.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
What's going on? Man?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (09:15):
What?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Why are we so serious?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I'm I'm trying to I'm over you. I forgot boo
h it is Halloween. I'm sorry. If I want to
take a private jet to see that's why I can.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, dream big man, come on ask me.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Okay, if I want to take Jackie up to San
Francisco from Houston on a private jet, can you give
me a company that I can reach out to for that?

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Hell yeah, it's some brothers that own a great company.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
That do jets. Really. Yeah, some black they got a
great company.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Okay, what's the name of the coming down fly Black.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Come on, are you serious?

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Fly Black? Okay, let me google that.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Man, private jet.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
They too slow right now? It is black. It is
BLI Black. No, I'm just no. I'm telling you one
of these.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
I know them now.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
They good brothers. Man.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Oh nice.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Now let me always say this to you though these jets,
you do know you can shop? Like, let me ask you.
It's just gonna be you and Jackie from Houston to Damn.
So that's about two and a half hour. Yeah, just
me and jack just a half hours. Do you want
small jet, mid eyes or large? I would think a midside, Okay,

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that'd be like a hawk. This is I'll tell me
what I'm working with. How much money I'm finish spending.
How much you want to spend? Real quick, we got
way out of time. How much you gonna know? Be
two thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
How much two thousand dollars? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Like five?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yes, but you need to call you uniney.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
See happy Halloween boom coming up in thirty two minutes
after me from the very expensive Nephew.

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Speaker 6 (12:50):
All right, the nephew is here to run that prank
back what you got for us?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
New, I'm gonna say it, and I'm gonna say it strong.
Don't let these white folks your A S S for.
Don't let these white folks get your A S S.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
What.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Let's go cat dog if you would. Hello, Hey, I'm
trying to reach Chill.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Yeah, it's Sorell.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Who is hey, Terreal? This is Drake? Hey? You you
Worke the You work the day shift, right, Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:18):
I work at the day till. I'm right now. What's
going on?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I'm on I'm on the night shift with uh, with
Deshaun and Jamal.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I'm on the night shift. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Is it something like, Man, I'm at work, brother, what's
going on?

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah? Yeah, we got a problem. So listen.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Us on the on the night shift, we hear that
you supposed to be telling everybody that we ain't doing
something right. Listen, When we get a load in at
the dock, we check that load in, We filed it
like were supposed to file it, and then we put
and then we take the fourth cliff and put everything
where it's supposed to be.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
That's what we do what they got what they gotta
do with here, brother, because.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
They saying they saying that, they saying that, you saying
that we ain't doing our job right on night shift?

Speaker 9 (14:00):
Who is they?

Speaker 5 (14:01):
We got the wrong person? Brother? Who is they? For one?

Speaker 3 (14:06):
You you to you to rail? Right?

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Yeah it's a rail, But who is they? And I
ain't say nothing like that?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Okay, so well let me let me let me go,
let me go clear up like this here though.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Don't let them white folks help you get your here,
my brother.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, I'm telling you right now, if we get one
more complaint, but they're talking about the night shift ain't
doing something right. I'm gonna tell you right now, we're
coming up there to the day's shift and you're gonna
get your You're gonna let the white folks help you
get your talking about.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Brother. For one, I ain't making any complaints. You bring
your black down here and you're talking about what somebody,
come on down here. I'll put this pointless.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Brother.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
You can you can do all this wolfing you're doing
right now. You can do all this wolfing. What I'm
letting you know is one more complaint go down about
somebody saying something about the night shift.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I'm coming up their.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Person down here, the man, I ain't trying to hear
all this. Boys, I'm not right now you calls you
with this bullsh I don't even know who you are
talking about the knight shift. Matter of fact, don't come
down during the day shift. All wait for you to
come to the night shift.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
But you can do what you want to do.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
You do it the double and work that double.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Whatever you got to do. It don't matter to me, Terrell,
It don't matter at me.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
All I'm saying is.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You why why are you running your while you're running
your mouth?

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Why you're running your mouth? Why why are you running.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Your mouth to the white Foe's talking about we ain't
doing our job on the night ship.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Nobody you would have called somebody.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Now so so so what while your voice getting high because.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
You're lying talking about we'll.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Call you with this.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Hey, man, you're working, You're working a lot.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I'm working to night. I'm working.

Speaker 9 (15:48):
Now you get you to night.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
I'm gonna say, oh, I'm gonna work the double just
to whoop.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Your Okay, well, come get this double, whooping bean, Okay,
come get this double, because we already have found out
you the person running your mouth to them white folks
talking about nice yet ain't doing night yep, ain't put
this way. It was supposed to go nights yip, ain't
ain't checked this already in right night shift?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Nights yift? You're blaming it.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Why don't you stop stopping people stop saying you messed up?
Stop up, and people won't complaining on the day shift.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
It sounds we were messing up on the night shift.
That's what I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Boys.

Speaker 9 (16:24):
Stop.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
They probably needs to fire your Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Okay, okay, cool? You know what you know? What? How
long for you get off? Man? How long for you
get off?

Speaker 5 (16:33):
All?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
How long for you get off?

Speaker 5 (16:35):
I'm working a double I'm getting paid for tonight, all right, boy?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Cool to say?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
No more so?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
How your wife Cynthia doing?

Speaker 5 (16:46):
How you know my wife?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
How she doing?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
You know my wife?

Speaker 9 (16:50):
I'm saying, I'm asking you a question for a bruise.
You're really cooling for a you know my wife?

Speaker 8 (16:56):
Man?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
You know.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I'm I'm finna take you. You want to know how
I know you? Why do you want to know how
I know you?

Speaker 4 (17:04):
White?

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (17:05):
You know my wife?

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Terrell. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your wife Cynthia got me the prank phone call? Yo,
what what Terrell?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Slowdounse lowdown, lowd hounse load down. This is this nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife, Cynthia,
you almost got your God, I was.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Stout sixty nine. Shout. This boy got me, got me fired.
It's the whole factory looking at me right now. I'm
might have to kick your just for this if I
get fired. Hey, this was nephew tell me from show.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Hey, hey, Terrell, do me a favorite man. You got
to tell me this baby. It's twenty twenty. What is
the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
The land, Harvey Morning Show. Oh man, y'all got me?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
And there you have it on this grave, looking up
Halloween moment, getting up Halloween mom that together. No, I don't.
That's kind of like bringing the Lord in there that
you ain't gonna do.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
All right, Tonight, stupid starts off in Dallas at the
Addison m Prov. Stupid jumps off tonight at the Addison Improv.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Ignorant stupid Halloween. All that wrapped up in the one
you don't want to miss that.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I wouldn't you know what's I wasn't If I wasn't
so loud, I'd buy a ticket to meet yourself.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
You know what I'm saying. I really would, I really
really would.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
But I am what's your costume tonight, Nephew and Addison, I'm.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Coming to Steve. Oh oh, my mother's stance and Steve
won't forgive me some platform. Shoot, I'm finna be sick
foot tonight. I'll tell you everything.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Are you going all in?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
You and Junior all to go together? I'm a junior
to go in as patience. Just look like a whole boy.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Coming up next we will ask the CEO or.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Sometime push him. Did he pushed you?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
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Speaker 4 (20:19):
Coming up at the top of the hour.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
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about Angel Reese's new movie role. That's all coming up.

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But right now it is time to ask the CLO
our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Sharon
in Columbus. Sharon writes, my son is the shortest kid
in his class. He's been getting bullied about it, and
I'm trying to teach him to hold his head high
and celebrate how unique he is. That's not working, so

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I need help. How do I help him deal with
being teased constantly?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Well, even if he hold his head high, he still
can't see over nobody, So I'm not gonna be able
to help your baby because I'm the one at the
school riding him.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
You're not a bully.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
No, I'm not a bully. But you can't be really short. No,
I'll mit you. I'm not in this.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm not What did you say to the baby? I
ain't saying nothing to the baby? Why I got to
say something? I don't want to say that to the mama.
How you get through it?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I'm not going through nothing because you ain't for five
nine now.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, but you wasn't back then though. Now, this is
where the boy struck me. She told him, old head.
He didn't held it up. He still can't see that.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
She did not say that.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I can't help the boy. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Can you encourage him in any way?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
What you know? Yeah? And when I used to do that,
I used to always stand on some huh. Yeah. But
she used to make you get out too.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
You used to stand on stuff tommy when I felt.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
You know, to Like when he was trying to eat,
he had to sit on these two phone book so
he could eat. Why are you bringing that up? Why
are you doing tradant?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
We didn't even have phone anymore.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Wow, he just swinging.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Her son's being bullied.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
She just wants to know how to stop that.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
All right?

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Well he stop bullying?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Is you got to whoop one of the bullets. That's
all I got for you. I don't know how to
do this here. I grew up in the hood out
damn hood route. You got to whoop one bullet in
front of everybody, and that'll slow it down.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
That'll shut it down. Okay, moving to.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Oh slow it down.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
It's gonna slow it down. They still gonna know he shot.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Moving on to Philip and still be saying new stuff, man,
little man crazy, the man got hands at heart.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
Yeah, Philip and Topeka, Uh right to My ex girlfriend
popped up late last night trying to have sex with me.
She was half naked under her coat, and I told
her to leave my house. As bad as I wanted
to tear off tear her coat off, I can't allow
her to pop up on me like that.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Did I do the right thing?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
I don't know how you did that. He cannot see
how you did it. Gord to see naked and keep walking.
You can't allow her to pop up on.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Him, That's what he said. I can't allow her to
pop up on me like that. As badly as I
wanted to tear her coat off.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Right, But even even if she brained like.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Gifts, you sho have naked under her coat.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
That's the gift shure, I know. Oh she came over
the empty handed. Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, she come over there asking for a couple of sugar.
She came over there and asked him, did he won't
some sugar?

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Uh? Okay, so he's asking now, did he do the
right thing? And your answer is absolutely.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
No, don't. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
But you know, don't know why she your ex If
you have a current, you did the right thing.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Right, Okay, setting the boundaries and all that. You can't
just be up over here right now.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
You're out there wild. And then I would have just
added that to the wiley.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Wilin Wilin Wi. All right, Vonda and Bronsville.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Right. My sister's first husband is interested in me, and
my sister.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Is blocking us from talking.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
She's on her third husband, so why can't she let
the first one be free so he can date whoever
he wants today?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Why does he have to be off limits? What are
you kidding me? Right now?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
I mean, y'all know how y'all are you.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Can't do that, no girl code.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Why does he have to be off limits? Of course
he is, y'all, y'all got girl codes?

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't mess with your sister's
ex husband husband.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
What why are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (25:58):
And then she's judging her sister because she's done her
third marriage. She's doing that too.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Well, at least she can get somebody so she.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Can too for her sister's husband.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, but you got to get her ex husband the
first one. Wow.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Yeah, man, yeah, come on.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Now, now you've got to take.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah, but he shouldn't want to be a part of
it again.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Man, I'm not going nowhere near this. You're right, you're.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Right, Philo, All right. Last one, last one. This is
from Roman and Little Rock. Roman writes, the woman that
I'm dating has never met my parents or my son,
and it's a problem for her. I don't get along
with my family, mainly my mom. I know that's a
red flag for ladies, and I can't keep maybe making

(26:59):
up excuses?

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Is aunt? Oh? Is honesty the best policy? Does he
know what showed? He wrote?

Speaker 3 (27:06):
In Honesty the Best Policy?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
You say you don't get along with your mom, and
you know that's a red flag for women, and it is.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
It's very much a red flag, Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Listen to me, ladies. If a man ain't willing to
get along or work it out with his mama when
y'all run into some problems, how you think that's gonna go.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Right there, this is his mama.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Yeah, yeah, she's never met.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
You something right now, that's worse than a mama's boy.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Hmm. Man, yeah, this is the polar opposite. You're right, Steve.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, that's a direct opposite.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
But that's worse because man, you just this see especially
for a boy, because let.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Me explain some to you.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Our mother is the first woman we ever loved. That's right,
That love never goes away.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yes, so true.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Hey, man, first thing you need to do fix your
relationship with your mama. That's the most important thing. Yeah,
go and fix it with your mama. That's what you
need to do. Don't worry about this girl, bring it
over in.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, all right, thank you. Colo. Coming up at the
top of.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
The hour, twelve years, we'll we'll have some entertainment news
for you right after this.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Fastor Jamal Bryant of Newbirth Church in Georgia is being
a bigger blessing to the community he serves Fastor Bryant
announced that his congregation will skip tithing for the entire
month of November and instead give canned goods to offer
support to the church's King's Table food drive. Brian told

(28:59):
his congregation, quote, we have a responsibility. Our history is
going to record that this president is the very first
president in American history to starve its own citizens. Bryant
was referring to, of course, the mandate from the government
to cut the SNAP benefits across the country, which is
expected to happen today. This will impact forty two million Americans.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
So when they cut it with that, are they gonna
cut it out, reduce it?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
What are they doing?

Speaker 6 (29:32):
They're gonna right now they're cutting cutting it off snap
right now, they're cutting it off. Yeah, the benefit a yeah,
it really is.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah. That's crazy, man.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Forty two million Americans.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
That's crazy. But see, I'm gonna tell you what's gonna
start them though.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Of that forty two the number that is white is
going to startle them.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Shock.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Oh yeah, we ain't got forty two million black people
over here.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Right right, you're right.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
It ain't forty two million of us anyway. So tada
I got news for you.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Man.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Y'all voted for this. Here come. Yeah, he don't care
about you.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
And it starts today.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
This is like Pastor Bryant added quote, We're going to
perform miracles while the government is shut down. Every Sunday
in November, bring canned food items to church, clean out
your cupboards, go to the supermarket, published Costco, Walmart, just
don't go to Target, he said. But this is pretty

(30:41):
awesome though. This is beyond I mean what he's doing.
And thank you. Yeah, giving back, serving the community, doing
God's work. Yeah. Moving on, as a government shut down
is shutting down this food stamp funding the food livery
giant door Dash has announced a nationwide relief campaign to

(31:04):
help millions of Americans that will lose access to those
Snap benefits. Door Dash has revealed plans to give away
one million free meals and wave delivery fees for three
hundred thousand grocery orders placed by Snap recipients. The campaign
is called Emergency Food Response and it will run through
the month of November and to lessen the blow for

(31:25):
families that will lose their benefits. I'm sure we will
see more major corporations stepping up and offering food services.
So you know, thank you to door Dash, to pastor
Jamal Bryant.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
But this is going to affect everybody.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
This is going to affect the economy because people are
not going to be able to grocery shop. Grocery stores
are going to be affected. You are hurting people with farmers,
families with children with special needs, disabilities, lower income families.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
This is insane.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I'm going to read something to you all that I
just looked up.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Okay, Approximately fifteen zero point four million white people receive
SNAP benefits, which is about thirty seven percent of the
total forty two million recipients. This is based on the
most recent USDA data, which shows that white individuals make
up the largest racial group receiving SNAP benefits.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
But somehow the perception is them more black.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Breakdown of recipients by race White thirty seven percent, African
Americans twenty six percent, Hispanics sixteen percent, Asian three percent,
Native American two percent, and race unknown sixteen percent.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
We're twenty six percent and they think it's all us
and it was okay when it was when they thought
it was just yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
But now let me see. Let me throw you another
thing in here.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Okay, when you.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Say race unknown and they sixteen percent.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
A lot of them white people too, because a lot
of white people don't check white and they blocked. He
just assumed, Yeah, so a lot of that's sixteen percent
gonna be white too.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
That number is higher than that, y'all.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
I just looked this up because I want you all
to understand what's gonna happen. I told you they don't
care about nobody, but they had you believe in that
DEEI was about us. That welfare is if we're gonna
stop all this welfare, that's right. Well, y'all, white people
are thirty seven percent of it, of the forty two million,

(33:46):
fifteen million, five hundred and forty thousand or white recipients,
and they finna get cut off today. Now, now let
me explain something to you. We know how to be without.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Nothing, that's all we know.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Yeah, the truth.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Not giving out. We used to that this wouldn't be
a shaka right here. And these are a large in
rural areas. It's a lot of people in inner city
and a lot of these are megas Red States.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, all right, sad State.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Yeah it really really is. Yeah, switching gears Now, we
do want to give a special shout out to the
w n B A Faller, Angel Reath of the Chicago
Sky for making her on screen acting debut in Netflix's
new movie A House Full of Dynamite. Reese has a
cameo as a basketball coach in the movie, and.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
She did a great job.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
If you guys have seen the movie, yeah with in
elbow also starts at A House full of na see that.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
But I saw her when she was on the Victoria
Secret when she models.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Yeah, she strutted across that stage, didn't she got.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Congratulations to Angel Reathes for her acting debut. Coming up
at twenty minutes after the hour, we will have some
hilarious I mean bent over as you say, Steve, tear
your mouth out Halloween jokes for you coming up right
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Speaker 4 (35:54):
All right, as promised, here we are.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
This is Halloween and everything, so we thought we'd do
some Halloween fun. He's for you, you know, we're We're
on a show with three comedians. So here we go.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Just listen, just listen, Here we go. Here's a question.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Why does the mortician clock out of work early? Anybody?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Why the attitude? It's how hell?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Because you are for you to sell you what you do?
Go ahead?

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Okay, So no, no answer to that. Why the mortician
clocked out of work early? He was dying to leave.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
I like it, Shirley, I find give me.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
No, I didn't notice, so proud I know.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
All right.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Did you hear about the evil hen mm girl?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
We didn't.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Okay, well it laid deviled eggs.

Speaker 10 (37:07):
You got a roll?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
You don't fire? We need out of here.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
What kind of witch? Here's another one.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
What kind of witch likes to go to the beach?
Either Halloween just a little Halloween joking, be Witch close.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
A sandwich, you get it, beach sandy killing, thank you,
I'll take about at the end.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Up.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Yes, you're ready for this one?

Speaker 6 (37:46):
What is white, black and dead all over?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Right?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
What is that, Shirley?

Speaker 11 (37:56):
It's a zombie trigger treating and a tuxedo.

Speaker 10 (38:00):
Hell fire.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
That was terrible, Judge, Which is so Judge?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I like it this morning, this way, y'all having fun.
We are depressed with this.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Right here, depressed her time, her time, and is horrible.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Go ahead, one more, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Monica, crack it up, alright?

Speaker 6 (38:36):
When do zombies? When do zombies finish trick or treating?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
When they are dead tired?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
And she thinks she's killing it?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Hold up? She been over last? Girls heard her?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Girls, you don't you think you had you had a
bit your pride live on something?

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yes? Yeah, drop the mic.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Please drop it and don't pick it back.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Happy Halloween.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
You're listening hard morning show, calor girl.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Your boy Russo is in the building on this Halloween.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Right here, baby, all the time, ready ready like Freddy Cruigal.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Nightmare made me want to do you.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
I'm just read you're in the Halloween.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
You know.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Jet the three Let's.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Go three one now and no vote to mead and
mote him Now, Yeah, what happened? Well, see, I didn't
really write all him leaves right there, Quincy. Quincy got
involved with Michael because all I had came up was
the hook. It's just a thriller, right three love now,

(40:11):
and that's all I had.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
So I ain't right the rest of it.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
I thought Quincy Jones produced the whole album.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
I just told you, Quincy and Michael put the rest
of it together. I came in with the hook. There
ain't no nothing body they was in there. They was
in there talking about, man, what are we gonna do?
And I just said, you know what you gonna do.
Just what you're gonna do right here. It is just
a thriller, loves. I did that, Quincy said, I got
it from here.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
So I'm just.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
The bosses and everything.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Go ahead, okay, Roscoe. I'm trying to replay this in
my head. So Thriller came out what eighty two, eighty three,
eighties in the eighty so you're trying to tell me
that you wrote the hook to Thrill and Quincy Jones
produced the rest of the album.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
That's what you're telling me, he said, I'm here, Yeah,
I just I just I just told you that.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
What what what part of that you not understand?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
I'm just struggling that you wrote the hook to Thriller
the song.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
You know, let me ask you something, what do you
know anybody else can say that? No anybody else say that?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Listen do it it?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
J the thrill lock?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, that's all that's and that's what I did, Quincy said.
And then he called Michael and the Michael with I really.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Like that that way right there?

Speaker 4 (41:48):
And what did Michael say?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
How they say I really liked it? And I said, well,
you know, you're gonna have to sing it a little
rougher than that. Mic.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
So you were in the studio with them at the time.
Joe would whole album, the whole album.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
You were every lad with all the meat. Question Michael.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
On that album, p y T.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Do you understand how big thriller?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Do you understand?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
That is like one of my favorite albums, Pretty Young.

Speaker 10 (42:24):
Things repeat after me, Take Your Down, Take You Down?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
I guess you wrote the hook to that too.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Wrote pretty young Thing? Who else gonna route it?

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Billy Jean is on that album.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
The girl that claimed that I am the woman who
thinks that I am the one. The child is not
my son.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
See, Mike had never been in a paternity test or nothing.
I had been in all that. Michael ain't never had
to paint nobody at all. Michael ain't had to do
none of that.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
I did all that that. Mike didn't know nothing about.
No Billy ge.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Oh so you wrote beat It too. That's on that
album too. You're gonna stop this. You did not write
beat It p y T Billy Jean and Thriller.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Has Michael Jackson ever whooked anybody?

Speaker 4 (43:32):
He's a lover or not fighter.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
You ain't heard of him being in a pushing man?
What hell would he get beat it for him? Except
somebody they whole life? Good God, he's gonna write beat
It ain't never be in no fight? Yeah, body God.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Since nine?

Speaker 4 (43:57):
All right, thank you, thank you for all that great
music and prank phone call.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
letter for today, and the subject is polite on the streets, rude.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
In the sheets, what nice?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
We'll get into that fund out what that's all about
in just a few because right now the nephew is
here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
What you got for his nept It's Friday, go Halloween?
To go stupid on Friday, I mean you've got to
go hard. This right here is oak Trios. Yeahoween, Yes,

(45:02):
this is how you do it on Halloween.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
This right here is oh treosity cat dog. Give you what?

Speaker 9 (45:12):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Marvin Police.

Speaker 9 (45:16):
Yes, suh Marvin.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
How I'm calling you from doctors office.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I'm actually the lab technician and you you came in
and got a physical I guess about a couple weeks ago. Yeah, okay,
and my understanding this is for your for your occupation, correct, Yeah, okay,
you're in What do you do for a living when
you're a Oh yeah, I'm a driver?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Okay, Now I was.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Giving you a call about I'm here looking at your
records and all the testings that you actually went through. Wow,
let's see, have you had any Have you had any
activity or any problems around your naval area?

Speaker 9 (45:49):
No, I've been fine.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Okay, all right, yeah, everything's fine. But I mean if
you you haven't had any any type of nothing, no
breakout or anything around your navel or whatsoever.

Speaker 9 (46:02):
No second time about my name. Now everything's going straight, man, Okay,
see what's going on? Man? What's happening?

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Actually you've been diagnosed with oak triocitis and triosis is
actually a fungus that comes out of South America. And
you have no activity whatsoever around your navel.

Speaker 9 (46:23):
Now, man, the same thing, man, oak triocta.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
It's Oa triocitist, sir?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
And what what do you say that what that is
is actually your if you haven't had it yet, you
say you haven't had any activity. There's gonna be like
a small little tree that's gonna be growing from your
navel and it gets about six inches long and it
probably bears probably about twenty five to thirty leaves on it,
but it's very small.

Speaker 9 (46:47):
WHOA wasn't that bag?

Speaker 11 (46:49):
You see?

Speaker 9 (46:49):
A tree gonna be growing out my name.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
It's gonna be a small tree.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
And uh, what's gonna happen is I'm gonna have to
get you to come back in probably in the next month.
We're gonna need you to come in so we can
check it out. But it's got to grow its fullest
potential before we can actually do anything to it.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
Nah, I can't come in and on money. I gotta
come in today. Man. Somebody got to get this trible
and resolved. Man. I'm gonna get married. Man.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Well, we can't. It has to grow its fullest potential, sir.
And uh. The full term is actually like about four
weeks before we can ask me.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Man, I'm not waiting for those four weeks.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Man.

Speaker 9 (47:22):
Somebody got to come to me something right now.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Man.

Speaker 9 (47:25):
I ain't finna go married. Man, have to fly to
time man and have something going out. My neighbor. Man,
I was going crazy, man.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Sir oatriosit. This is something that's very rare. We were
actually getting this assignment from overseas in South America on
how to treat this, and I don't.

Speaker 9 (47:38):
Get where is it. Man. Somebody's gonna have to come
give me some help right now. Man, I'm finna get
ready to get married. Man, I'm not finna be putting
up with it.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Man.

Speaker 9 (47:46):
Somebody in this office man got to come down in
and do something for me. Man. And what you say,
if you said, I can cut it out myself, So the.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Best I can do is probably trim it a bit.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
You know, and maybe knock a few leaves off, but
I cannot touch the full stok at all. Man.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
You can cut this for the bandaid do something? Cut
it right now.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
You cannot, sir.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
If you cut it, there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and
you're gonna really create a bigger problem than what you
have already.

Speaker 9 (48:12):
Man, I'm trying to get this fool die. Man, you
didn't kill me. Ain't nobody that will drive down there
and get this prove a man, I'm gonna get married
in two weeks. Man, we're gonna fly to Jamaican. They
can't now, somebody can do this for me.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I put it sure.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
You cannot pull it out. You're gonna create. Man, You're
going to create a bigger problem if you try to
pull it out, Sir.

Speaker 9 (48:36):
The problem is already there. I'm trying to get this PLMA.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Man.

Speaker 9 (48:40):
You mean to tell me the bigger hospital. Ain't now
help me you want.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Me to do?

Speaker 9 (48:46):
Mann, I have talked a lot of my summer and
you're killing me. It ain't you can do, man, sir.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Oak triositis is not something that we treat all the time.
Like I said, it hails from South America.

Speaker 9 (48:56):
So we got I don't give from Great Britain. Somebody
say to come down there and help me poorly found man, Sir.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
I understand what you're going through, but we have to
let it grow. Is full term, which is four weeks, sir.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
The full root of it, and to grow.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
Man. I am to grow. Man, it's for the go
down right, Nah Man, y'all gonna have to do something.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Man, Sir, there's nothing we can do. We can probably
trim it a little bit.

Speaker 9 (49:22):
The trim get some train. Man do something, sir.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
There's nothing we can do at this point but sit
back and wait and let it grow. It's full term, okay.

Speaker 9 (49:31):
Can we get you no waiting?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Man?

Speaker 9 (49:33):
Somebody feel to help me?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Right?

Speaker 9 (49:35):
Nah man, Sir?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Can we get an appointment for you in the next
four to five weeks? Can we do that?

Speaker 9 (49:39):
Now? You got to get a pointment from me to
day something to get matter. Man. I'm finna fly to Jamaica. Now.
I can't have no kicking out of me. I can't
sit at the lapport. Man, you're gonna embarrass me like that. Man.
Have to take it out my neighbor.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Cray, Sir, I understand it and like I said, Oak
triositis is very rare, and it's it's something that we
haven't treated that many times here in the States, but overseas,
the message that we're getting is that we need to
let it grow.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
It's full term.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
So me and nobody in America's got oak tree.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
It's oak trioitis, sir, So I need it.

Speaker 9 (50:13):
I don't nobody else in America got.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
It, sir.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I could not believe that you were coming up with
oak triosts here in the States. It's it's something very
rarely seen here. There's been two people in the past
that has been diagnosed with this and they actually passed away.

Speaker 9 (50:27):
So now you tell them them die and you're gonna
chill me three weeks, man, I'm coming down there today. Man,
somebody gonna do something.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
For me that there's nothing that we can do today
until four to five weeks.

Speaker 9 (50:40):
I gotta go get married. I'm flying to Jamaica, man.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
I just should.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Man.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I'm hearing what you're saying. But I can't do anything
if you don't see the tree already coming out of
the navel yet.

Speaker 9 (50:53):
So somebody got to do something now. Now what you
want me to do, man, I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
I want you to do, sir. But I have one
more thing I can tell you.

Speaker 9 (51:01):
What you got to say? Man, are you listening listening
to you?

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Man?

Speaker 3 (51:05):
This is left you Tommy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy, earl Man.

Speaker 9 (51:12):
You gotta be excusing man. Man, I'm proticted out my wigs. Man,
you two left you tomming Man. Man, he'll be going
crazy as hell. Man, I'm looking at my labor of things.
The tree filler go out, man, I'm on the heir. Man, No,

(51:33):
you ain't on all right now, Man, I'm already nerve
gonna get married in two weeks.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Man, hey, man, I got one more thing to ask you,
Marvin Man, what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show.

Speaker 9 (51:48):
In the Landeve Harvey Morning Show. If you're listening, your
listens out the wigs. Yeah, yeah, you out of that.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
If y'all don't give me some prank, praise up in here,
handle this.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
This is the best prank ever, Nephew, take a bye.
It's my all time favorite your pranks.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yeah, my god, oh treeosity, that's classic.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Right, Better get married and to getting married. William that's
after win.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yes, one of my faves.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Thank you, nephew, Thank you. All right.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Stupid continues tonight, Dallas, Baby, Dallas fort Worth. The nephew
is coming to town. Y'all better get you if you ain't.
Got a few tickets, probably on Sunday, but the nephew
is coming to town. Tickets are on seal rat now, okay,
got an after party right next door, y'all don't want
to miss this man.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me
tell y'all what the nephew?

Speaker 6 (52:59):
So?

Speaker 7 (52:59):
Are you gonna wear different costumes this whole weekend in
Addison because you said.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
You're gonna dress up?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I tell y'all, I'm gonna be the guy that played
for San Antonio was his name? The soner I'm gonna
be him? Oh Wymb, i'mna be Wymb said.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Well, you gonna end up looking like one of his wristbands,
look like what his wrist babes.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
Or all right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next is
my strawberry letter and the subject is polite on the streets,
rude in the sheets.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 6 (54:09):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is
time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more, please
submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEFM dot com and
just click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
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(54:30):
read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
Subject Polite in the Streets, Rude in the sheets. Dear
Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty two year old newlywed and
I'm married a pastor whose wife died five years ago.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Long story short.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
I started attending his church around five years ago, and
he was very polite and welcoming, but I had no
idea he was interested. When his wife died, I attended
the memorial service and he gave me a lingering hug
in the back of the church. I sent a card
to the church and he said a thank you note
and said he loved seeing me during the eleven am service.

(55:14):
I mostly attended the eight am service, but since he
said that, I started going to the eleven am service.
He politely greeted me every Sunday and thanked me for coming.
I still had no idea he was interested in me.
Then out of the blue, he asked me to talk
to him in his office one Sunday. He was very
frank about what he wanted and how he wanted it.

(55:37):
I was shocked to hear a very polite man of
God talking like that, but I was aroused because I
secretly had a crush on him. He told me he
was lonely and needed a woman in his bed. He
asked if I was interested in dating him, and he
made it clear that he wanted to get married so

(55:58):
he could have sex as soon as possible. My heart
fluttered and I got caught up in the idea of
getting married. Close to a year later, we got married,
and on our wedding night we were intimate for the
first time, and he said the most vile and offensive
things to me. From the time I started taking my

(56:18):
clothes off till the bitter end. His language sounded like
a porn video. I thought it was because he hadn't
been with a woman in a while, But that's just
how he is. He's not the polite old man that
his church thinks he is. Is this something that a
marriage counseling will fix or should I get the marriage
annulled before he gets worse? Well, this is a problem

(56:46):
for you because you say you're offended and uncomfortable. Well
that shouldn't be and it's never good in any marriage.
But many, many people are, of course one way in public,
and then they get behind closes doors in the bedroom,
and you know, they get wild. They're wild side shows.
People do what turns them on behind closed doors. But

(57:08):
what I'm trying to figure out with you is if
you're shocked at the fact that your husband is a
pastor and he's talking like this, or you just don't
like the dirty talk in the bedroom period, because at
first you said, you know, you were flattered, or you
know you had a crush on him too, you were aroused.

(57:30):
You got to remember that pastors are human too. They
are men, and that's what he is in the bedroom
with his wife. He's not your pastor there, but he's
a man. Okay, he's a human. He's imperfect, he's he's flawed,
he's all that. And you did say, like I said,
that he was you were aroused when he brought you
in his office. That was when you should have asked

(57:51):
him questions about what he meant by that and what
did he expect. But you said you got caught up
in the idea of marriage. You still didn't get married
for almost a year. You had plenty of time to
talk to him between your office visit and the wedding.
That was almost a year, like you said, and you
still haven't talked to him about it. You still haven't
talked to him, you wrote us. Instead, you asked about counseling,

(58:14):
which I always think is a good idea, especially before
you decide to end your marriage completely. And you know,
maybe pastor nasty can tone it down for you if
if he knows how it makes you feel. You just
got to talk to him about it, Steve, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
It ain't gonna work. Nothing you say it gonna work. Here,
say it again, nothing you said it's gonna work. Oh well,
it's a different kind of issue here.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
This is not for counseling.

Speaker 6 (58:39):
I disagree with that, but go ahead.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
No, wait a minute, what uh they gonna say in
counseling that he's gonna be willing to say out loud
a past nasty?

Speaker 6 (58:51):
Yeah, nasty? Bestor I said that.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Now, this is trouble, but it's really not trouble though.
See it's trouble, but it ain't you fit it to.
You done heard all this before. You just have never
heard it directed at youth. But you've heard all this before.
Now no new words. That's some new ways to phrase it.

(59:17):
And I think I have a way to help the
pastor out because so in the pastor got this wife
that died five years ago. You just happened to start
going to the church five years ago. He was polite
and welcomed him in, and you ain't know he was
interested in you. When his wife died, you went to
the memorial service. He gave me a lingering hug in

(59:38):
the back of the church.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Acted mamorial service.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
This ain't the time to start pushing up on nobody, pastor.
But that's how you took it though. I sent a
card to the church and think and a thank you note?
And why did you send a card to the church
and a.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Thank you note for what? Where was you thanking him
for the lingering hug?

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
A sympathy card for his wife, pat his wife's passed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I sent a card to the church and he said
that thank you note. H oh okay, so lady, okay, anyway,
I ain't got nothing to do with that. Don't worry
about that. Anyway, you sent the card, and he said
he loves seeing me doing eleven o'clock service. I mostly
attend to eight o'clock service. But since he said that,
I started going to the eleven o clock. You didn't

(01:00:29):
see the little subliminal gangster move he put in there.
I need you to start coming to the eleven o'clock
because after that I can hand you over to the
office and haller at you. But if you come to
the eight o'clock, he's too close to the eleven o'clock
and too many people up in there and ain't gonna
daven holler at you. So I need to subliminately suggest
that you come to the eleven o'clock and you fail

(01:00:49):
for it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
All that thought, Well, that part two of Steve's response
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
Strawberry letter subject Polight in the streets, rude in the sheets.
We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone, quick health question. Even

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All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letters
subject polite in the streets.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Rude in the sheets.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Well, let's just get to what the letter is about.
It really ain't about how they met. Now she'd done
married this past to whose wife died, and now the
problem is Paul. She went into the Passes office one
day and he was very frank about what he wanted
and how he wanted it. I was shocked to hear
a polite man of God talking like that, But I

(01:02:08):
was aroused.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
See right there, it worked. It worked effected.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
You were shocked, but you were aroused. It worked because
you had secretly had a crush on him. He told
you he was lonely in need of the woman in
his bed. He asked me if I was interested in
dating him, and he made it clear that he wanted
to get married so he could have sex as soon
as possible.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
My heart flooded. Oh, I got caught up in the
idea of getting married.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Close to a year later, we got married, and on
our wedd night we were intimate for the first time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
He said the most vile and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Offensive things to me, from the time I started taking
my clothes off all the way to the bitter end.
The language sounded like a porn video. I thought it
was because and been with a woman in a while,
But that's just how he is. He ain't polite old
man he is at the church. Think, is is this
something that marriage counselor will fix? Or should I get

(01:03:09):
the marriage a gnaw before it gets worse? So what
I would suggest to the past it is you want
to talk vile to a woman, you have to start
using different terms. You can accomplish this without cussing and
without making actual vulgar remarks. I have a few things

(01:03:34):
that I would suggest Pastor start saying, and it'll come
across and it'll get the past the where he need
to be, but without but with.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Only using regular words and animals.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
What animals?

Speaker 7 (01:03:48):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
You need to use words and animals, and you can
get all of not animal sounds.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
No, you can be, you can be, but you can
Oh sprank my monkey. So you got to do stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Well, you can say vile and nasty stuff, but it
don't if you just read it, all it says is Spain.
The next word is my and the word is monkey.
But neither of those words by itself are nasty. But
when you put them all together and you use the
right tone, oh sprank my market, when you say it

(01:04:28):
like that, passed it, you get to accomplish what you
want Get on this gorilla. See right there, you see
stuff that can be taking another way. Get on this gorilla.
You what are you talking about? But it'll accomplish what
he wants.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
You better be my wielder beast. You gotta say stuff
like that. You gotta just get it out, you know.
Let me quack quack on that duck. Yeah, you know,
I just got ways that you can give it to it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Nothing. Let me milk your skittles.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
If you don't throw a candy in every now and then,
it don't always have to be stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Ah, you you my black monkey mama. You know, stuffy, you,
my black monkey mama.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
You know you're being mild, but you're not really You're
you're keeping it as a Christian.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
You know, I'm gonna crack that cricket.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
You know you don't really what you're just saying stuff
that could be understood, like the I'm gonna chase that cheetah. Now, okay,
get on, Grenna chase the cheetah. Then, don't nobody got
to know what you're talking about. You know, you lay
down on my lion right now, Come on, lay down
on my lion.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
That's your hang of the junker. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
See, you're able to talk vile to this woman with
with and then you could throw in like scriptures you
will pass. You know, lazarev dead, but I ain't, you know,
throw a little thor script.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Died, you know, that's all.

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Drink some of this jungle juice, you know, jungle juice
they had that used to sell that at the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Sevent eleven jungle juice, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
And those are the things that he could say to
her and still be violent, maybe keep his marriage together.
So if I was a counselor, that's what I would recommend,
because he likes talking dirty, and you just have to
use clean words that insinuate dirty thoughts and animal. I'm

(01:06:37):
very proud of that because I don't think he's gonna
be able to go back to calling this woman the
names he been calling us because she talked about right now.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Because I can tell you right now, pastor talk is
so crazy to this pastor talk is so crazy to
this woman. I just do one in here, give me,
just don't one in here.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
Yeah, go ahead, I'm gonna tell his stripes off, physic.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Get it like that?

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Yeah, yeah, perfect. Look animals, that's how it is right there.
You know, draft, Why don't you get on? Why don't
you get on some of this crop?

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Could d?

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
You just take your time and say it passed? Yeah, yeah,
you know, you know what I'm saying, you know, just
to kind of put it out there like that. Keep
it all animal. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
Right that you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Well, there's nowhere to go from here.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
I'm fit to run up on you like a herd.

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
Yeah, you can leave it heard today.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
You don't think it's a lot of meat.

Speaker 6 (01:07:47):
Strawberry Letter Instagram at them. Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast.
Man Now coming up at forty six minutes after the hour,
we got sports talk with a nephew and for junior.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Hey everyone, quick health question. Even though you're still thriving,

(01:08:09):
still loving, still connecting, did you know your immune system
weakens with age. That's where vaccines come in. They helped
train and strengthen your immune response to fight off certain
respiratory illnesses like flu, new macaco pneumonia, RSV and COVID
nineteen this fall, ask your doctor which vaccines you need
and visit vaxicist dot com that's vaexsist dot com to

(01:08:31):
schedule one or more of vaccines sponsored by Pfizer. It's
time for sports talk. Juniors out, but Tommy is in.
What you got, nephew?

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
All right, it's time, you know we're gonna do. It's
time for pimping. It's time to get these uh to
see who's gonna win these games. This week it was, yeah,
what's up, pipy?

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
You heard today?

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Always Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Ladies?

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
What's hey?

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
Pimping? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Free now you've been you've been thinking about it. She've
been writing Halloween joke. I see it's on your mind.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Hesitation all right, The hesitation brings on participation.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
What's up, chocolate? No, Hey, what's happening? Happy Halloween?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
You see it?

Speaker 10 (01:09:23):
I said, you see it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
All?

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
The whole jacket that my whole suited, punkin skin.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
You've been a halloween up in here.

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
The color orange and in the.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Pockets is candles.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
So when I light them at ninety, I come, I'm like,
what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Baby? What we got All right, let's go Pepper. Let's
get to it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Here it is, Man, it is uh. Let's jump it
off with Chicago against Cincinnati. Oh, come on, Chicago, win
one for you boy. Okay? All right, town, it is
Minnesota versus Detroit. Detroit all day. I can't ever pull
against the Lions.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Baby, I'm Detroit fellow, true city slippers, but always steal in.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
Man. You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Carolina against green Bay? All green Bay, Carolina playing some ball, but.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Deep you know time? Okay, I just said green Bay.
He camp pints, Tommy picks l A. Chargers at Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
The Titans can't win for losing when we're gonna Chargers. Baby,
Atlanta at New England, all Patriots. I hate that the
Patriots gonna beat them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
San Francisco against the New.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
York Jacks Frisco, all right, Indianapolis against Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, all
right on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Denver against Houston, Denver, let's go blow through this. You
know what's having to stop?

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Jacksonville against the Raiders, upset Jaguise.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
New Orleans against the La Rams, upset New Orleans. Visit
the one pipping Kansas City at Buffalo. The Pimp is down.
Let me think, Hold up, you got five that's a
hard one. Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Kansas City. All right, there you have it, Thank you, nephew,
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Pimping.

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
Coming up at the top of the hour, young woman
needs some advice after her mom misused her money.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
We'll get into it right after.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
This, My mama, dog.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
This is from Kaylee and Franklinton. Kaylee says, my mom
took money from my tuition for my tuition and got liposuction.
My grandmother left me the money, and I begged her
to put it into an account for me. I was

(01:12:12):
only seventeen at the time, so she figured my mother
could manage it better than I can. My mom still
has a bad body, and I'm barely able to pay
for classes this fall. I'm starting to hate her, but
I know God wants me to always honor her. How
do I deal with what she did?

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Well, well she did it. Now it ain't really you know,
it's kind of hard.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
I don't know, and it didn't work. She says, she
really is a bad body.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
I thought she did like she I thought she her
mama was Finn.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
No, I think she has a bad Yeah, it's still bad. Yeah,
that's what she's thinking. All right, that's where she's at with.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
I told you to get it done in Chicago. You're
gonna fly to Brazil save you money. Okay, No, that's
a tough one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I just look at it like this. You took the money,
it didn't work out for you. Now you look crazy,
and you're gonna be all right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Yeah. Life is hard, but life always hard. Yeah, you're
gonna be all right.

Speaker 6 (01:13:25):
You can can forgive her mother eventually, yeah, because that's
the only way she's gonna be able to move on
from this, right. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Yeah, yeah, you just just to tell you mom every
now and then you still look crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
And just go to work, yeah, I said, And my
mom still has a bad buddy, and I'm barely able
to play for my classes this fall.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
All right, Yeah that's tough, it is, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
I have stole nothing from me, so I hold.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
No, no, all right, we have another one. Time for
another one. This is from Lauren and McKinney. Lauren says,
I live with my husband like we're roommates. We go
and come as we please, but if he wants sex,
I give it to him. This arrangement worked for me
as long as I could see what he was doing.
But he removed all of the cameras inside the house,

(01:14:26):
making me think that he's entertaining another woman when I'm
not around. We do still have sex, so how could
he justify cheating? Should I ask him?

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Wow a minute, y'all got a relationship? Will you come
and go as you please?

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
Like roommates, she says, he and if he wants sex,
she said this arrange to him. Yeah, And she said
this arrangement worked for her as long as she could
see what he was doing. But he removed all of
the cameras in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
I've ever been able to see what he's doing. If
you give him the freedom to come and go as
he pleased, he's going to take when he go, where
do you think he going.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Not to the mall right, so you know, now he
done removed all these cameras in the house, and now
he got you thinking he having women at the house.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
But you done gave him permission to go and come
as he.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
Cleansed, she says. Should she ask him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
You go ahead?

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Now he gonna lie, He's going to lie, Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Ain't taking no cameras out there, the cameras going.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
The shock.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Where did you? I didn't know who took him?

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
How is she okay with this?

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
I ain't seeing the cameras. We've been robbed.

Speaker 6 (01:15:59):
Somebody's stole the cameras. They still have sex, she said,
whenever he wants it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Yeah, he had a lot of sex. I'm just gonna
tell you that right there. Yeah, yeah, getting cameras out
the house. What you got going on over there?

Speaker 6 (01:16:24):
They live like their roommates with their husband and wife.
All right, Yeah, coming up, we'll have more of the
Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
So Steve, it's Halloween and you're one of the most
popular Halloween costumes again. This year people loved dressing up
a jew. Remember when Tasha did it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
Carlo?

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
At school?

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
The Steve Harvey costume was a bestseller on Amazon this
year and for around sixteen ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Here's what you get.

Speaker 6 (01:17:06):
You get, Tommy, listen up. You get a thick black
mustache with thick black eyebrows. You get a bald cap
head piece and a microphone.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
How does that feel.

Speaker 6 (01:17:18):
How do you feel about millions of people wanting to
look like you?

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
I ain't got nothing to do with the costume.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
I'm not ready the benefits, no money off you. I'm
not mad at you for thinking that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
You should be getting some money out that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:38):
Especially little kids. They love dressing up like you see Halloween.
It's so cute when you say, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
That's cute. Yeah, I'm gonna do it next year. And self,
I'm gonna put my own out. You get what with
this outfit?

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
And six?

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Okay you get?

Speaker 6 (01:17:57):
You get a mustache, a black mustache, get thick black eyebrows,
you get a bald cap, you know, and a microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Okay, Now next year, I'm gonna do all that. I'm
gonna add lips and large teeth. You walk up to
the door and you already smile.

Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
Yeah, Chirk erchie sorry coming up at thirty three minutes
after we will play around and would you rather right after.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
This, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
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Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
Would you rather sleep in a casket or would you
rather sleep in a cave full of bats?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Casca kills out here. I'm gonna beat myself half to death.
The basket gonna come out of that night, and then
they gotta come back in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Now pretty bad in this cash?

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Yeah, okay?

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
Would you rather have your car get in.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
That cask and to sleep on my side?

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Though I'm not fidding you're on your back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
I'm gonna lay on the side.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
Would you rather have your your car egged or have
your entire yard toilet papered? You know how they do that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Your car egged or your yard toilet paper?

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
The car? Oh my car?

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Wait a minute, egg.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Yeah, the egg ain't gonna hurt. It's gonna egg this
cop toilet paper like y'ard.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Man all begin and the trees and they I'll be
trying to get toilet out there now, all right?

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
Would you rather hang out with a vampire or hang
out with a were wolf?

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
I guess. I'm gonna hang out with the vampire. Why
did I trying to me? Why act?

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Shure?

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Why not hang out with the were wolf?

Speaker 6 (01:20:40):
What's wrong with the werewolf?

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Looks sound like I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
Both of them will bite you can bite you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
That's what. Yeah. But I can whoop the dragon. I
can whoop dragon. You're gonna catch hell with it if
we knock his tea back.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Oh, Dracula, you cannot Dracula.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
I fight drackly. He just regular person. Woo.

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
But they have superhuman strength, don't they? Vampires?

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
What you're use? I haven't talked to a Dracula in
a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Garlic garlicampire?

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
Would you rather be lost in a graveyard or in
a dark forest.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Graveyard? I can see the street from the graveyard. Yeah,
I be lost in that graveyard. You can get out
of that. You lost in that forest? You fit do
some days?

Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
Yeah, that's pretty scary, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
Would you're singing a vampires.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
I've been lost in the cemetery looking for people's toombs
at night.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Not a night though, No, not a night.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
Oh okay, yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
I lost. I went to see my boy one time,
got lost. I just went on home.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
You left him there? No, that's today's now. Would you rather.

Speaker 6 (01:22:07):
Coming back? We'll have our last break of the day.
We'll close out the show with the one and only
Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
This is Kim Whiley.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
This is Anthony Anderson.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Hey, this is David Allen Greer, and you are listening
to mister Steve Harvey, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Today at one eight hundred two five one fifty four hundred,
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two five one fifty four hundred or Globelifradio dot com.
All right, guys, here we are our last of the
day on this Halloween Friday. Happy Halloween if.

Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
You Shirley, Happy Halloween, Celitate.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
It's in the top three as far as popular holidays holidays.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
Yeah, it's a major top three.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Oh yeah, that's real.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Of Valentine's Thanksgiving Halloween, Steve.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
People love Halloween. It's the costumes. Yeah, it's a dressing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Christmas Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
No, it's not bigger than Christmas. No, it's up there.
We're just saying it's high.

Speaker 7 (01:23:47):
People, even adults get into it with the parties and
all the decorations.

Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
Have you seen people's front yards with all the witches.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Got white punkins with black crows on the.

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
People love it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
They love whe Now is Marjorie dressing up for Halloween?

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Y'all?

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
Dressing up? You you participating?

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Papa? I shall hold.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
Okay, that's a good question.

Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
What what do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
What should we each be dressed as for Halloween? See
thing of a costume.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Monica should go as a professor. She thinks she knows it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
But she's going as a cheerleader.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
She doesn't need to be no chi chill, She's.

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Going as a cheerleader.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
New days gone.

Speaker 9 (01:24:46):
No, they're not.

Speaker 6 (01:24:48):
She can still fit in the costume.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
All right, she's.

Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
What should Tommy wear? What kind of costume should Tommy wear?

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Today, here we go as a can of corn?

Speaker 6 (01:25:13):
A can of corn? Get it from I don't get it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
And then if I don't get any be but but dude,
be a can a jolly green giant corn.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
Oh so you want him to go with jolly green giant.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Now go as the can of corn. You have a
picture of the jolly green on the cane. That's the
only way he's gonna be talking.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Okay, you asked him, No I got an answer. I
don't know. I don't know how.

Speaker 6 (01:25:43):
I wasn't going even I took him a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
Okay, what should Yeah? What's your carlor go at?

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Did you know?

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
I get into it?

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Made?

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
You should go as well? Orange just the new black.
Get you an orange jumpsuit for the silk.

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
Got be a cardinal because you got criminal element all
that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
You and Shirley go.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Together and surely go as a white woman of the
blue blush. Surely should go as a white woman.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
Got that white and criminal? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
And she gonna walk you up to the door caller
in cuffs.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Oh no, uh uh, I don't like this.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
I want a new I'd like to see the three
of y'all in in Hooters waitress house.

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
That would be good, would you now? No? Would you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
Mon?

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
Where're they going?

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
It went?

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
We like to see you as Jayleen Hurts, but here
we are. Yeah, okay, so see, yeah, what would you
go as? Everybody dresses up as you? We talked about
that story a little while ago.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Yeah, well, who would I go as? Let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
What have you been in the past? You dressed up
as Herman Monster.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with Steven Ain't Smith? What go
and see how long you take me to get my
whooped at depart?

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Put my head.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
This is how I'm gonna see how I look right now.
I'm gonna go with my head, says on. Yeah, see
where my head and that that's gonna be my hairline. Everybody,
I'm gonna talk real aggressive.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
Well, Halloween is going to be fun.

Speaker 7 (01:27:55):
I bet you like in cities like New York, you
know they real l a you know, all the c
really get into of course, they get into.

Speaker 6 (01:28:04):
It everywhere, but uh huh, especially especial.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
But it's if you think a Trump that a lot
a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think a lot. Yeah, I think
so too.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
I think a lot of people will dress.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
They might need a do over in the costle. Right, yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
Did he did he come out recently and say that
he changed his mind about the third term.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Running? Flips?

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
Now he's saying now that he's not going to run
for a third term. Did you guys somewhere Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, man, he gonna go and
draw all that money he'd have made.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Oh yeah, because yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Gonna pardon hisself. Yeah, he's gonna pardon himself and then
he gonna go and spend all that money.

Speaker 6 (01:29:07):
He can make.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
All right, we gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Oh there, y'all, have a great day today. Talk to God.
He would absolutely love to hear from you. Please do
that today.

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
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