Steve Harvey's Voicemail, Broke Up Over No Cheese, He's Padding Everything, Ghosting Coasting, and more! - 01.14.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all be.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
At all at all.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Given the.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Bus buss things and its Yeah, listen to me, I

(00:38):
want to join.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah joint.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
You know you.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Love.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You gotta turn. I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Go to turn the mouth the turn.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
You probably got to turn mouth, turn out, turn a
w the mot UPO.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Come come on, you'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice. Come on,
dig me now one and only see if Harvey got
a radio show man. God is in the blessing business.

(02:15):
I'm in the receiving line. Man. That's a good feeling.
I thank God for waking me up in the mornings,
I really really do. I thank God for the spirit
that he wakes me up with because I finally, but
I finally figured it out. Such a blessing that shouldn't
be taken for granted. The fact that you are up today,

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the fact that you just got off working, you driving home,
the fact that you got a job to come home from,
the fact that you got a job to wake up too. Whatever,
it is the fact that you can see, think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason,
whatever it is, it's a blessing.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I was talking to a partner of mine last night
and an analogy came to me last night of what
my life has been like. Just going over my story
with a friend of mine, some of the things I
had gone through, and he never knew it because he said, man,
you never told me that we were just talking. One
of the things I remember, and it's kind of equated

(03:19):
to my life, was when I was a little boy,
as she got to the store with my mom and
she would let me buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now, for
those of you, a jigsaw puzzle comes in a box.
There are no instructions. It just comes in a box,

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and it's simple. You're gonna dump the pieces out in
a pile and you're gonna try to put the pieces
together until it looks like the picture that's on the
cover of the box. That's as simple as it is.
Here is the deal. I would select a jigsaw puzzle

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based on the picture that I liked and if I
thought I could do it. Now, if the picture looked
too crazy, if it looked too intricate, I didn't want
that puzzle, you know. And the thing was back in
the day, you got a jigsaw puzzle, you had a
hundred piece puzzles. Four hundred piece puzzles. Man, then they

(04:29):
say a thousand piece puzzle. You go ooo. So those
were a little difficult for me when I was a
little boy, so I didn't want that. As I got
a little bit older, I had more challenging puzzles, you know,
four fifty five hundred piece puzzles. But I always picked

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a picture of something I liked. So it's very simple.
You get the jigsaw puzzle, you get it home, you
open it up, you dump it out on the table.
You flip all the pieces over so you can see them,
and then I would try to sort them based on
the colors on the box. If it was like a
black section, i'd take all the black pieces and slide

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them over there. If it was some flowers, I'd try
to find all the pictures with little jigsaw pieces with
the little floor, and I separate them and then i'd
start putting it together. And the way I started was
i'd try to build a border first, because I knew
all the straight edges had to be side by side
at one point. And it was funny, man, because it's
related to my life. I would start putting the pieces

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together of the picture I saw that I liked, and
that would be my picture. A lot of people didn't
like jigsaw puzzles. As a matter of fact, none of
the boys on the street liked jigsaw puzzles but me,
because they just didn't want to go through the intricate
details of figuring that out really go outside and run

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or something like that. And so what happened was, as
I got older, I wanted more difficult and challenging puzzles,
but I wouldn't go too far. I wanted some nice
stuff to happen. I had a picture of what I
wanted for my life, but I didn't want to go
too far because it was so challenging and difficult. I

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couldn't see myself with all of that, and I didn't
have the time, the knowledge, the expertise, the figuring all
the intricate details. And I discovered something when I was
talking last night. That's what happens in life to a
lot of people. You get bogged down with the details
of coming up and trying to create the picture that

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you want for yourself. You put it to the side,
You say, oh, that puzzles are crazy. Next thing, you know,
you crumb it up and put it back in the box.
So you go halfway and you get stuck, and you
get to the part where it ain't a lot of
different colors, it's all the same, and that's a little
bit more challenging. So that may stop you. But it's
somewhere in the jigsaw puzzle that it gets very difficult

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and challenging. The bigger the picture you want, but then
what all happened in your life, it's just like what
happened in the jigsaw. Once you get comfortable and you
don't mind the challenge, you could get a bigger picture.
But here's the key to it, though, if you put

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God in your mix. See the picture that I saw
for myself as a boy is not the picture that
has happened to me as a man. Because along the
way from boyhood to manhood, from the time I was
telling you understand what happened along the ride in there
was I started putting God in the mix. And so

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now the picture that I have now is not the
picture I saw. It's the picture that God saw. So
what I'm saying this analogy is the picture you have
may be difficult to complete. But if you were to
include God in your life, put God in your jigsaw puzzle,

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God will not only help you complete the puzzle, and
he gonna add some pieces, he gonna do some favors,
he gonna show some mercy, and you gonna look up
and the picture that you're able to end up with
will be totally different and much more complete, much more beautiful,
a bigger picture than the one you had. Because there's

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no way that I could have sought a life that
I have today back when I was a boy. And
it amazes me when I hear people say I always
saw this for myself. Ah, I didn't do that. I
didn't quite see this for myself. I don't know how
you can have the ability to see what God really
has for you. But man, he's a master for jigsaw. Man,

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he's an incredible puzzle completed. So if you got a
puzzle that's challenging to you, maybe you need to see
what's the pit that God has for your life. If
God were in your life, if you completed to puzzle,
what would it look like. It'll be a far more
extensive puzzle and it would be a far more beautiful

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piece of scenery than you could have ever imagined. Tears
come in my eyes because I can't believe God bought
me this far. I can't believe that when I opened
up and accepted him and started talking to him, that
he would add all these piecels to my jigsaw puzzle,
and my jigsaw puzzle would look like this. And I
can tell you I ain't got a whole lot to

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do with what out and turned into. It's mostly favor
and blessings and grace and mercy of God. And I
looked up and I just got a much bigger jigsaw
puzzle completed. And guess what, He ain't through with me yet.
That's what's amazing and exciting about a relationship with God.
God could take your jigsaw puzzle and fix it.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Ship, Ladies and gentlemen. I am here, but I am
not here alone. I come to you with a group
of people who are just as excited, just as enthusiastic
about bringing you the morning Show. Before we get started,
we would like to say to you, please, please lend

(10:20):
yourself heavily to gratitude, start thinking about it on a
daily basis. Y'all be grateful you are here. You are
getting the daily news of people not being here. And
if you're still receiving the news, the fact remains that
you are not the news. So I am grateful that
I am not that news of the day. Thank you

(10:42):
for life, for health, for strength, and for awareness, but
most of all, thank you for gratitude. Ah Man, Let
the church say amen, Amen, Amen, there was an enthusiastic group.
Let the church say amen, amen, Thank you very much.
Shirley Strawberry calling for real kill spatees and nephew Tommy,

(11:08):
what you.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Got jan You know, uncle, you know, I just I
gotta ask you something because I know you've been you know,
you've been married a long time and everything, and you
got a lot of experience dealing with women and everything.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
You got a lot of experience, got way more life
experience than not. But did you ever think forty forty
years of marriage use.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
There's some conversations you just wanted to jump out the window.
You don't even know why y'all talking about this. Do
you ever had over one?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
See, Junior, not only will you have thoughts, you will
actually jump out the word yeah that that conversation is coming.
Have you ever thought about jumping out the window? Let
me tell you something, Junior. They gonna bring on some
topics where your ass is gonna go jump out the wind.
I'm talking about. You ain't gonna give a damn what

(11:54):
flow you on. You ain't gonna give a damn what's below.
You ain't gonna give a damn by oncoming traffic. Just
you are gonna jump your ass out the window. You
may be on an airplane, you could be on a oah,
you ain't gonna matter. You could be in a fast
moving vehicle. I've done it before. I've rolled out of

(12:16):
a card, sit out onto the highway. I've done it before.
I just never told nobody, Hallowai, you're doing it. You
can do it. No, I don't want about it. I
don't want nobody to try to save me. You know,
I'm gonna just I'm gonna just get on out this window.
So if you think that when you get married, you're

(12:37):
gonna have conversations to make you want to jump out
the window. Yeah, you ever been busted by a woman before?

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, man, we're going there this morning. This are Yeah. Well,
I'm just I'm talking to junior time. I'm not in
a drag or nothing in you, but you put yourself
in an hours. Well, if you ever had that conversation,
that's a jump out the window conversation. Yeah, you've had
all these huh and what's mad? Junior's winning? It ain't

(13:07):
no window. It just hold up, Hey Jia, I'm talking
about running through a wall maker with Hey Julia. I
was sitting at a bus stop with a girl in
college that I was dating, and she brought up a
subject where she had busted me to last night. We
were sitting at the bus stop. I stepped off in

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front of the bus.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
They do not even know how to handle it.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
So let me coming up in thirty two minutes after
the hour, we're gonna start the show off with Nephew.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Tommy's run that frank back right after this.

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Speaker 1 (14:23):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
brank back. Nephew, what you got?

Speaker 8 (14:27):
I got your doors? These is your doses? Okay, let's
go cat dogs.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Paul. Please
call Virginia Senior, probably senior. Okay, this is me. How
you doing today? I'm good, I'm good. Listen, my name
is Mark. I'm actually calling from a company called doors.
Are you Are you at the court? Yes? Correct? You
guys just built that home right? Yeah? Okay, Like I said,
my name is Mark Stevens. I'm actually calling from a

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doors or we're actually the company that supplied the doors
that are actually through out your house.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Okay, great, what are you calling for a follow up?

Speaker 6 (15:04):
No, this isn't a follow up. Actually, we're got a
couple of glitches we want to try and get get
straightened out if we could find Well, here's here's the problem, sir.
The problem we're having is that the contractor that actually
built you all home, yes, has not paid for the doors.
You guys have been there two and a half months,
and we can't seem to get the contractor to come

(15:25):
in and pay for the doors. Tried to call him,
We've tried to call them several times, and we have
not been able to wait number on him because you don't.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Have a good number. I can give you a number,
because I really don't have anything to do with that.
In fact, how do you get my number?

Speaker 6 (15:40):
Well, actually we had your number one file as the homeowner,
and that's pretty much how we had you. But the
problem we're facing here, sir, is we've tried to get
this guy for the last couple of months and we
can't get him. So, actually, what's what's going to happen
here in the next day or so is we're probably
going to have to come and get all the doors.
Oh always have to do what only gonna have to

(16:00):
come and get all the doors in your house, take
them off and bring them back here to the plant
until we we're gonna go get all my doors we
we're gonna have to get those doors until either we
get a contractor or you know, we get paid for
the doors. Now, what could happen is you could pay
for the doors.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
No, no, no, already paid for the doors. That's that's
that's past tense. I've done that paid. You say paying
that means I got to double back. Well, sir, we.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
Haven't been paid, sir for the doors as well.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
No, no, no, the contractor was paid for the doors.
That's who pays you.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Okay, And what I'm trying to explain to you, sir,
we haven't been paid at all here at doors.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Now, we're all all all okay, Well I do what
they should have received a check from my contract and what.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
I'm mean you, sir, is that that hasn't been done.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
So since you have not been paid, you're gonna come
back and get my doors. Now, you said, we Now,
who's all this? You know? And who are we gonna come? Right?
Here's the problem here, like I know, no, ain't no problems.
We're gonna we're gonna resolve this very peacefully.

Speaker 9 (17:00):
But who is we?

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Okay, So what's taking place here at my job? Is
they taking this money out of my check that hasn't
been paid for the doors.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Oh yes, I can understand that, but why would they
take it out of your check? You did the mand hours,
You've done your work. Why don't I understand it?

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Sir? But since the company hasn't been paid, the company
is taking it out on me, and it's not gonna
come down on me. So either I'm gonna get the doors.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, you need to cut your job because they need
to give you a not just give you a bonus,
but give you some hourly work. Because bottom line is
you're talking about coming to get my doors now, that's
not gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Either we resolve this peacefully as if you paid for it,
or I come out and get the doors now. I'm
not finish city and go back and way.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
You need to go in and come get these doors.
Gas up and come get these doors. Because you're not
gonna come and get I'm not gonna send you no money, okay, sir.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
Then what we need to do is get a schedule
time where I can come out and get all the doors.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
Now, I'm on your time.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
I'm sorry, I'm on your time now. So you got this,
you must be paying me now since I'm on your time.
What are you talking about, Because you're talking about gona
set up a time with me that means I have
to leave and do what I do, be meeting you
here to get something that don't belong to you, which
is my door. Sir, you don't have to be there
at all, because I'm gonna say, I'm gonna come in and.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Take the front door off, and I'm gonna keep keep
moving through the house and get all the doors and
get them back here to the play.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I don't think you hear yourself now. First and foremost,
how you when you come to the front door, I'm
gonna be without waiting on you as you actually take
it off latch. I'm gonna be on you behind, making
sure you realize you're gonna have to take this door
or take this And I'm I'm pretty sure tom coming
to you and you get that first door, so I
can't keep going back and forth with you.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
Let me say this to you. I'm coming to get
them doors, even if I gotta take a because I
gotta get my money back from the company that they
just took for me, because show damn contractors did not
pay for the damn doors.

Speaker 9 (18:45):
Say you better hey, bring your tom down. When you
talk to me, you talk to them, go player. I'm
I'm gonna put this on you. I'm not gonna allow
you to come to my house and take these damn
doors and you ain't coming to get no money.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
I'm coming to get them doors that I'm coming to
get them today.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
Every now, what time you coming? Now, I got to
be prepared when you come mess with these doors, because
I make sure Creed, what time you're coming.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Don't don't worry about when I'm coming. You'll know what
I'm there when I take the first door off the heads.

Speaker 9 (19:12):
Every door, we gonna meet at that door and walk
that and tell you what I'm gonna pay you.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
I'm gonna pay a dollar whooping. Now take that check.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
You're gonna make taste seventy.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Five whooping the night. I'm gonna take that whooping if
that's what it takes. But I gotta take these door.

Speaker 9 (19:25):
You wantta get my money.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I need you to do next time, get your damn money, Scott.
Get a job that pays you better for this whooping.
You're gonna get in fed.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Well, I'm not. I'm not gonna keep going back and
forth with you about you whooping mine.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
You ain't gotta go.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
Any more that in the end, right, Yo, say we
take that whopping and take it on hold.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
But I'm bringing them doors too, every.

Speaker 9 (19:45):
Door in now. I ain't even that on be wearing shack.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
You should have been Tom of contract endoring some door
from from my damn.

Speaker 9 (19:53):
Come now, I'm gonna take you what you need to
be calling them we got shot.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
I'm gonna get a hippie door. You got in that?

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Holy I tell you what, you know what I do.
I just waited you go to work, Rob, I just
come in there and get them doors.

Speaker 9 (20:06):
What you ask j I w wasn't wait to say
it now, I just told you you ain't coming to
get the doors. I just got to tell you that
John your gating for your mama.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
Bring on to get them doing, and you know what
else I'm coming to do what.

Speaker 10 (20:20):
I'm coming to tell you?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Who I am? You do you know who I am?
You don't know who you are?

Speaker 9 (20:25):
You're walking I make sure I introduce myself. You ain't
come get us, No, man, I can't get these doors there.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
You're that bad. I ain't that ain't really who I am?

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Well?

Speaker 9 (20:36):
Who are you?

Speaker 6 (20:37):
I am?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
got prank phone call by your wife Faith.

Speaker 9 (20:46):
Say, that's why, that's why I shoot Rain and Dad number.
You don't getting it out in downstairs?

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Paul, What is the baddest that I'm talking about? The
baddest radio show in the playing show. I was over
here just friend man fatal brain. The numbering now.

Speaker 9 (21:08):
Moving, so I'm thinking they are looking forward, but they
union and.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Now you have it.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I'll be back at the hour.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Have you coming up next?

Speaker 7 (21:18):
It is at the c l O with our Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building right after this.

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Speaker 9 (21:58):
It is time.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
To ask the c l O all right, first step
is trip Trip is in Columbus. Out of Columbus, he writes,
My wife and I are in our mid sixties and
she is into getting massages and wants to go to
the spot a couple of times a month.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Now.

Speaker 7 (22:16):
I went with her a month. I went with her
one time, and I don't like people rubbing on me
like that. I don't like that she prefers for men
to do her massages, and I don't think that's appropriate.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Is there a way to stop her from going?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
No, don't ain't about it. Stop, Oh dog, it ain't
no way. You and your sixties. You don't like nobody
rubing on you. You you've been stop rubbing on her?
She going to the massage, Paul. Now I'm with you.
I don't care for massages either. I've only had one.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I like woman or man, male and female?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
What?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
No man for the that's he's a professional.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Though, okive, but damn what a professor? Add I don't
want a professional boxer punching me in the face. So
I'll give a damn.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
If you a professional, but you're going to get a massage.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I don't want a professional wrestler throwing my ass over
his head bag. I don't care that you a perfession.
I don't want a professional stopping me. What the hell
profession got to do it? Ain't no man, ain't no man.
Put all on his hand and start rubbing me. What
the hell man? Please not, Steve Harvey. Now, you call

(23:34):
that whatever you want to call it, and you can
get to call it. Y'all can get the texting and
and and and and and twitter in it. Steve, you
whatever you want. I said that, and I mean that.
That ain't happening.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
So there's no way he can stop his wife from
going and getting massages from now.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
And if you do massage me, I wanted to be
a very very unattractive woman.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
That's what I want, all right, Well I want I want.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I want your name to be Hugle, moving on, Brunehilda.
I want something like that.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
We have moved on. Lenita and Memphis says.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
I'm a twenty seven year old single mother of twins
and the daddy and I recently broke up because he
cheated on me. He told me that he and the
girl are in love, and I called her so she
could hear the trends crying at the same time.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yes, I did that. I called her.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
She fell out of love with him and apologized to me.
Now he's saying I'm evil?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Was I wrong for that?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
That's pretty that's a pretty slick move. Yeah, mean, do
you love what you did? I know you love Hill,
but do you know what your love has caused us
to do? First of all, he's young. You don't tell
a woman you're breaking up with that you were in
love with the other woman. Just that dog, go go

(24:59):
where you go. Don't don't try to rub salt in
the woman's wound and all this he'll make her And
how she got the other girl number? You call and
ask if I'm in love with the Houston. Yeah he got,
he got what coming, Yeah, he got, he got exactly
what was coming to him. Yeah, you were, You were
perfectly fine. What do you want to call you evil?

(25:19):
For evil? It's telling you I'm in love with somebody else,
and that's that's smart. And she's sitting there with a
baby in Yeah, just had twins. And then you're gonna
tell her not now all of a sudden you ain't
in love with her? That was evil?

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Right?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yes, no, baby, he was all right? Let him hear
your kids.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Crying all right.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
Moving on to Sherjuana and Nashville, Shauana writes, I've got
a problem with a coworker that likes to grab on
me and hit me when she talks.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
The more detailed her stories are, the more she likes
to touch me.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
I'm very sarcastic, but she's not good at picking up
against So should I come right out and tell her
or punch her really hard the next time she grabs me?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
I like option beat. That's why. Yeah, I like that
one right there. That's the person's gonna be a surprise.
But then when you do it, when you see the
shock on her face, then you bust out laughing. Yeah,
I promise you would have stopped in I meet. I

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prefer option beat. Yeah, sarcasm hasn't worked. I like option beat.
Tell me a story from a distance. What you gonna
be doing right?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
All right?

Speaker 7 (26:39):
Last one, Steve, here's the last one. Mackenzie and Tampa says.
My father married a woman that moved into the house
I grew up in when my parents got divorced. I
went with my mom and it irritates me to see
her two children in my house. My dad is so insensitive.
Are my feelings justified? Should I stop visit?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well, you feel what you want to feel. But that's
the house you grow up, grew up here. That ain't
your house. You ain't made one house payment your daddy
and bought that house. Now when your mama left you
with your mama, I ain't got nothing to do with that.
That ain't what this question is about. And you're gonna
continue to feel some kind of way because that's the
house you grew up in. But in the words of

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my daddy, you can either get over it or die
in your choice what you want to do. You want
to get over it or you want to die? Man,
what you want to do? That's I can't do nothing else.
I can call in law what you want me to
do it. I'm raiming on the side of the bed

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all I can ain't coming down there. I call in
law what you want me to do here? That's all
I got for you.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
So questions Steve, you and your hypothetical.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Of course, you get divorced, your wife gets the house
in the divorce, she remarries her new husband and his
family moves into that house.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
What house the house that she got in the divorce.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
I know, but you left out the park. I know
you got the house, and can you tell me one
I just bought.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm talking about the house that she had but she
won in the divorce. That's the one I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
But now wait, he's moving into.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
What though, She's moving into the house that your ex
wife got in the divorce when you guys got divorced.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, she got awarded the house and justifiably can lead that. Yes, well,
if I know a man that's finna moving now me
walking around on all the floors I paid for? Yes, yes,
couldn't cutting no light switches that I put in there
sitting up in my office.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yes, and you're married one?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Oh no, no, see that that home no longer exists.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
All right, we have to move on now, coming up
more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
She's Steve Harvey Martin show man at my wheel reading.
I just want you to know that the majority of
people there present will be crying harder at the wheel
reading than they asked was at the news that I'm
gone gonna repeat this. There will be people at the

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wheel reading that will be crying harder they was when
they got the news that I was gone. Marjorie even
asked me at one point, she said, Steve Harvey, are
you serious? My response was as comedic as I could.
Dead serious, dead serious.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
You haven't answered Tommy's question? Which house is he?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Ahew wants to Tommy looking for any property of any kind.
He will be one at the wheel reading crying.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Up.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
What is one of the things you would put on
your bucket list?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Go?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Uh camping out for one solid week?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, all right, come on, Tommy.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
All hit it. How you like your steak? Cook? Medium?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I think that was a question, he asked, Right then,
come on, let's go here with your fire.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Who do you admire the most? Uh, living or dead,
it don't matter.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Beautiful, Come all right, rapid fire. If a movie was
made of your life, who would play you?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Mike Epps?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
That time really be damn.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Right here?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
He's what see he's too short.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
The damn movie.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
The movies make everyone look tall, though.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
The hell they gonna walk on the peach, create the
whole damn one. When you go up down stage and
he's standing there with the microphone, Well, I ain't gonna
have them little their clothes, Steve, if.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
You could trade lives with anyone for a day, who
would it be?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
And why? Oh wow, that's a hard one. If I
could trade lives with anybody for a day or a day?
Oh man?

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Or you know you want to be over here?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Well he wants to be?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
You tell me?

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Is that for a day?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
What thing about it? If I was you for a day,
when I got back to me, I'd be a lot
more grateful. That might that idea? Yeah? Man? Who would
I be if I could be somebody for a day?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Jeff Bezos?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
No, not for a day. Back to my poe ass light.
You got one hundred and thirty some billion dollars, Then
you get back to me, You're gonna feel real pop.
Really No, I don't need to go through that.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Okay. What is your favorite joke that I've ever heard
or just your favorite? Oh, my favorite joke I've ever
written or heard? The best joke I've ever written? Man,
I would say the joke that has meant the most.
Two jokes have meant the most to my career. The

(32:45):
joke that I did on Apollo the first night which
caused him to bring me back when Mike Tyson got
hit in eye THEO and then what I did as
a joke, but it turned out to be one of
the most relevant pieces I wrote. I know it was
an introductions Yeah, that one. Those two jokes were life

(33:07):
class for me.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Come on, Carlo A here you five mode was better
than that.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Okay, JUNR what's what's okay? Each one of y'all? What's
your favorite joke I've ever done?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yes? I think, hands down? Ste Yeah, will.

Speaker 11 (33:28):
Will you wait a minute when it Turner spoke to
all of America?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yes, but I like, but I do like oh Jake,
Oh j the ray Karoom, the piece after Titanic.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
The Titanic was good.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
Yeah, and white have wonderful one wonderful, Yes, yes, yes, wonderful.

Speaker 11 (34:01):
People just have a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yes, yes, we do.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
You've got man, Michael Clark, Do you paid when I
found ten million dollars? Because I was on him about
being a planning of the apes. When I asked might
come in, he said ten million dollars? I was. I said,
for four million, I be the best blank blank monkey

(34:26):
you ever seen. I'd be such a good monkey. Black
people be shame on my hands. Look at your big
little I asked that you ain't got to act that good.
A damn monkey. I'm at school doing all that I can.

Speaker 8 (34:40):
I can I ask for some Yeah? Can WILLI Turner
be our closing remarks today?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Birthday?

Speaker 12 (34:48):
Man?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, man, that'd be slip if we could play the
Willie Turner bit.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
I was thinking your closing remarks too? Was your introduction
to Christ that.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
That was good?

Speaker 8 (35:00):
Well, let's play will it if we do willing now?
We do willing right now hold on and then do
the Lord at the end. But willing now, Lord at
the end. We got something?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
What can I give? What you think?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (35:17):
I like?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Can I give you another? That person to my heart
that I'm steve?

Speaker 12 (35:20):
You do?

Speaker 11 (35:21):
You don't come to bed like you used to. You
don't even know that you ain't got that spark in
your relationship that that.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Ain't that no more? Because you don't come to bed
like you used to? Man, where you get that from?

Speaker 7 (35:37):
What?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Classic?

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Living? Living? Watching? My My aunt came out of the
back room one time we was over the house and
I saw what she had on. I said, Lord, no
wonder my uncle thorn't like I can't stand you don't
get drunk and that I can't stand, I said, man

(36:00):
like unclear I'm know what's wrong class. She came out
the bedroom one night. I went over, Man, Man, she
had a hunting out ship head and wrapped up man
one dog hunting out fit. Ma'am cameo and thick socks
and flattening the robe. They had a little night in
front of her. Because she had gained so much weight,

(36:22):
she couldn't make a bowl no more. Man. She looked crazy,
had some cream on her face.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I said, Man, wow, Man, I felt bath more.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I said, Man. I was nine and I realized, said
he should leave her relationship this. You don't need to
go to this.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
She was always deep.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I understood my my uncle, I said, Man, I can't
stand her ass. I said, Man, I'm Claire nice Pohn.
Claire came out of the back room one night. I went,
I see it. You should leave.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
You can't be happy. Look we got We'll be back.
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Speaker 7 (37:36):
It is time now for a rounded Would you rather
Would you rather get brain freeze from something cold or
burn your tongue from something hot?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
No, no, give me that brain freeze, that going freeze.
Yeah yeah, thirty second, Yeah, I'm going free And you
want to shoot yourself tongue right now? You want to
shoot yourself with that brain free woo because it's because
you know, have you ever done it to yourself twice?
Back to back, back to back? Yes? Over somebody? Well yeah, god,

(38:10):
it be right right in the corner of your nose
and your eyes right I'm talking about man. Well I
be warning up. Yeah, and they do it again.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah yeah, just get right now. It was miserable, all right.

Speaker 7 (38:28):
Would you rather spend your life savings to save a
dying friend or would you rather keep it for your
future needs?

Speaker 8 (38:35):
Oh oh they got to go and get up out here. No, no,
my life savings friend is dying friend. They put themselves
in that situation. I didn't do that to them.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
What you right now?

Speaker 6 (38:54):
He's right?

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Do you want my life saving?

Speaker 6 (38:57):
He's right?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, a couple of hundred thousand wife and kids to
take care of. I can't give you this, and you
don't drink yourself to your to your damn living and
work for damn. I told drinking weeds in school in
instead of being drinking your They can't even they can't
even find a liver for your hand, your kiddy. And
I'm saying, oh what I got a couple of hundred dius.

(39:20):
What you want to do? What you want?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
We're moving on. Yeah, learn say hey, I.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Know I know some gray market people can get the
kidney over here Friday. What you want to do? Yeah?
Would you my life savings?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Would you rather shave now?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Now we all die?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, I've moved on.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
If you can, well, no, no, I'm just you look
area want to pick up from colors?

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Would you rather shave or wax?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (39:53):
Would you rather shave your private area or would you
rather have it wax out?

Speaker 6 (40:00):
Well?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I ain't never had a wax, but I've seen it
and it's just no way. It's just not gonna help me. See. No,
we're not finna do this here, man, because that I
just say.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
All right, last one, would you rather have jumbo ears
or a massive nose?

Speaker 2 (40:19):
God? Oh God, I think they talk to you. Yeah,
we're gonna let you. We're gonna let you answer this.
Big ain't no problem. I got a massive nose. But
you know your face is growing daily. J Don't you
know you're getting more and more faced every day because
your hairline is heading back? He back about your youth, man,
you got a whole lot safe right now. I got
a job on him his ass. No, but your face

(40:41):
is f.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
That's today's.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Coming up.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
This is Kevin Hart and I want to thank everybody
for listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
It is time now to.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
Check Steve's voicemail and if you want to leave a
message for Steve, call him eight seven seven twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Steve. All right, Steve, this first caller has a spiritual
question for you.

Speaker 13 (41:08):
Good evening, Steve. Thank you so much for sharing your
inspirational relationship with God with the world. My question is simple,
how does one stop longing for something that God has
obviously said no to that particular question. Thank you by bye.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
That's a question. That's everybody's dilemma. We want what we want, Yeah,
that's everybody's delima. And then also sometimes what you want, Jess,
is in the form of temptation. You know, it's not
always longing for something you ask God for He told

(41:49):
you no. Sometimes God makes moves he know you wouldn't
make because he heard conversations you didn't hear, and He
made decisions that you just not gonna make for the
better of yourself. Example, I want this relationship to work
with this person. God know that ain't the one you need.

(42:09):
So sometimes He don't aid you in doing that. Now
you can run off and do it yourself, but you're
gonna get beat up. He not coming back. You quit
asking God for him to come back. He not coming
back now, ain't got nothing to do with God. The
dude you want and made a decision that he don't
want you. Now, once you keep asking God for him

(42:29):
for instead, you should ask God for somebody that want you.
So sometimes and I had to learn this myself. The
thing that I'm asking God for that I keep getting
a know to is for a reason. Yeah, and it's
usually been because God has something better for me. But

(42:50):
you got to open up yourself to the better and
stop thinking you got the answer. You can't ask God
to bless you and then tell him how to do it.
That's just that.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Uh huh, all right, you've got a preach up in here.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
You met a minister, all right, this caller, all right.
Last week we had a colo question, Steve.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
It was about the uh.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
It was from the married woman who had emailed us.
She asked us if she was wrong because she purchased
Raider season football tickets but change them from her husband's
name to her name after he told her he preferred
attending the games with his boys instead of going with her.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
So this caller has a comment about that.

Speaker 10 (43:30):
Hey, Steve, come listening your radio show this morning, and
I agree with you. My husband is one of the
three brothers.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
The brothers need to be Togebo.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Sometimes just for men.

Speaker 9 (43:42):
I'm okay with him hanging with his brothers.

Speaker 10 (43:44):
You don't need me around all the time.

Speaker 12 (43:46):
We didn't gather once in four seven, seven days a week.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Let that man have some men time.

Speaker 10 (43:51):
If you don't, you want to drive him crazy.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
And you gonna want to know why he ain't home.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
Boy, he's coming home and go straight to leave. These
woman needs to let her loose. You want to hang
with your girls, Hang with your girls.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
You don't ask to come.

Speaker 12 (44:04):
I love it when my husband hang with his brothers.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Let them men have that many time.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Y'all have a good day, because listen, everybody needs me time. Yeah. Say,
when I tell my wife I'm going on the golf trip,
she want to be talking little can I go?

Speaker 12 (44:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
She know I don't want her to go right now.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I want to go play golf, talk trash, get through,
go eat without showering. Then I want to take a shower.
All these speeches you got, you've been playing golf. I'm
hungry now, I'm hungry. Now, I'm hungry now and now
here she come? She'd have walked in the room. I

(44:49):
do want to go. Well, you ain't. You ain't get
out of this studio, Marjorie, you're not going to play golf.
You are not going to play golf. No, you don't
want to go to not going? I want to talk,

(45:12):
want to shower when you asked me to shout, Now,
why don't you take a shower first? You'll enjoy your
food better.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Who need a.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Shower to enjoy it?

Speaker 6 (45:27):
Man?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Can we go to break?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, it's about that time. We love all right?

Speaker 9 (45:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Coming up next it is the Nephew today's break phone call.
We'll get into it right after this.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Hey is Kevin Hart?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Hold tight?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
The nephew has another prank call coming up next.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is he's
padding and everything. We'll get into that find out what
that's all about right after this. But right now it
is time for the nephew and today's bring phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
What you got for his nept You.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Know what, Shirley Junior caller.

Speaker 12 (46:16):
You know.

Speaker 8 (46:17):
It's you know, it kills me that you can't give
some men a compliment, you know what I mean. It
bothers me when you when you when you just you
just freely want to let them know something.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
You know what I mean. Some of them can't take that,
you know, and and and you know you ladies on
the show.

Speaker 8 (46:34):
I just want to ask her if I was to
call your husband, and all I said was your wife
is fine as hell?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Now?

Speaker 12 (46:44):
Is that?

Speaker 7 (46:44):
Is that?

Speaker 12 (46:46):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Is that a Is that a problem?

Speaker 6 (46:48):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Problem? Do it?

Speaker 12 (46:51):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Okay, okay, don't do that? Okay, all right, all right,
all right, Well.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Ask you a question.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I want you to.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Call you and telling you that your wife fine. That's
why I want you to call call See how that's
gonna go for a year.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
Man, We're gonna we're gonna call this brother right here, y'all,
let me know after the prank what you think your
wife is trying as hell?

Speaker 12 (47:26):
Come on, cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, this is Daryl.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
What's this?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
And Daryl?

Speaker 10 (47:33):
All you doing?

Speaker 12 (47:33):
My name is Alonzo Man. I work for a liquor
distributing company. I do a liquor distribution How you doing today?

Speaker 10 (47:41):
I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good man.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
What can I do for you? Hey?

Speaker 12 (47:44):
We're we're putting together a big, big event man with vodka,
and they're throwing They're throwing a huge, cool party. And
like I say, I've been I'm in the liquor business man.
I've been doing it for for quite some years now.
And you know, we're alway trying to do different type
of publicity and really get the hype up. And what

(48:05):
we're trying to do, man, is really get people to
come out to this bashing party. Because it's the first
quarter of twenty twenty. We wanted to be a one
to remember. And uh, I know, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no, you're I go to the bank, I
go to the bank where your where your wife's works
at Kindre And Okay, what we're trying to do is

(48:29):
have I mean, we want our fire and slash poster
to be something really, really memorable, something that's going to
really draw people in and okay, have this. This thing's
gonna be all over social media, the whole nine yard.
So we're trying to see. You know, a buddy of
mine told me he kind of knew of you or
had a had a number on you, and I was like, cool,

(48:49):
let me reach out to him. He told me you
were Kendrim's husband.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
So I want to have my husband.

Speaker 10 (48:54):
So I don't understand what my wife's got to do
with this whole thing.

Speaker 12 (48:57):
Okay, what I'm trying to do is see if you
were cool with Kindri being on our flyer man, because
your wife is finish. So we want to put her
on the flyer.

Speaker 10 (49:06):
And what you mean my wife is finish what you
mean by what you're gonna call me up and talk
about my wife? N it's wrong with you, brother, brother.

Speaker 12 (49:16):
This this it's a respect thing I'm giving you. I'm
giving you crops. It's crops and I'm.

Speaker 10 (49:21):
Prop it out what you need, man, because you don't
sound right.

Speaker 12 (49:24):
So we're trying to get your wife. We want to
give her through a photo shoot at a bikini so
we can put it.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Hell, no, you ain't using my wife and no bikini.

Speaker 10 (49:34):
To put on no fly you want your damn mind.

Speaker 9 (49:37):
That's my wife.

Speaker 11 (49:38):
Man, respect me.

Speaker 12 (49:40):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man, hold on, man,
Why are you tripping like this?

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Bro?

Speaker 12 (49:44):
Why are you tripping like my wife?

Speaker 10 (49:45):
My wife ain't gonna be in no damn the fly
for the party? Man?

Speaker 3 (49:49):
What the you think? This is wrong with you? Okay?

Speaker 12 (49:53):
Br Bruck you know what, man, I tried to call
you and give you the respect I mean I'll do.

Speaker 10 (49:59):
Don't sound like well well.

Speaker 12 (50:01):
Okay, look I didn't call from no argument. I'll just
I'll just talk to Kindred when I go to the
place depart and see if she want to do.

Speaker 10 (50:07):
Oh, you're gonna go to my wife job at the bank,
that's what you're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
I'm just going under there because I'll be that too,
and I don't make a deposit with my foot and yo.

Speaker 12 (50:15):
Yeah, okay, okay, hold on, man, we were playing. We're
paying five thousand dollars for the photos.

Speaker 10 (50:21):
I can't what you paying. No amount of money's gonna
let me put my wife, the mother of my children,
on the poster and no fortinny. I don't care how
much you're paying. Kiss my ass before.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I'll let you do that.

Speaker 12 (50:33):
Okay, okay, bro Okay, So I ain't gonna really go
back and forth. What you mean I was calling you
trying to be a man? Okay, Well I'm trying to
be man a man with you and just you know,
throw the opportunity at you.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Now you throwing it back up.

Speaker 12 (50:48):
Me was with disrespect.

Speaker 10 (50:50):
I wouldn't show any for my wife to be a
side now. No, I don't want none of that, okay, man, No.

Speaker 12 (50:56):
Your wife finding hell.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
People are like, oh, you.

Speaker 10 (50:58):
Need to quit telling me how far my wife is. Okay,
who gave you my phone number in the first place?

Speaker 12 (51:06):
I've got hey man, evidently that's all Mulling pointed, just
all right, that don't even matter at this point. The
boy day, okay, you want the instrum on the table
is I want to take some senses of kid.

Speaker 10 (51:17):
Let me know when you plan on going to my
wife's job at the bank, let me know, and you're
gonna bring your black heads down there so I can
be there. Okay. Nobody calls another brother up talking about
how fine his wife says, Okay, I told you know now,
you should have get stopped right there, but you're gonna
keep all talking or brought my wife.

Speaker 12 (51:36):
Okay, So let me say this though. Tell me is
the one that says your wife was fine as hell,
that's the one brought all in So I said you
at the meeting. Tommy is the one that said your
wife was flying at hell?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Though?

Speaker 12 (51:47):
Tell me, just tell me Tommy said your wife is
fighting as hell.

Speaker 10 (51:52):
That's what Tody can get hit to.

Speaker 12 (51:54):
Who what Tommy, you don't you take your wife to
work in the morning, Let me know, and you're gonna.

Speaker 10 (51:59):
Bring ye down there.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (52:01):
Now, what y'all be What y'all be listening to on
the way to work? What radio stations, y'all be listening to.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
We've been listening.

Speaker 12 (52:14):
Now tell me, baby, see how.

Speaker 10 (52:21):
You wouldn't about to get your.

Speaker 12 (52:26):
Hey man, your wife Kencrier got me to praik you bro, wait.

Speaker 10 (52:31):
Till my wife.

Speaker 12 (52:36):
Got my blood pressures up. Oh man, she told me,
she said, we listen to y'all every morning on the
way to word. He drops me off and he goes
to work. She said, Tommy, you've got to get it.
I said, you got Let me know what what do
he love the most?

Speaker 10 (52:51):
She say me, I don't know about that right now?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
After talk?

Speaker 12 (52:57):
We love you man, oh man, we love you back. Baby,
keep listening to Steve Harby morning. So tell me this, brother,
what is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Man?

Speaker 7 (53:06):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Darn?

Speaker 10 (53:07):
It's Steve Harvey with nephew talking.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
What come on?

Speaker 8 (53:16):
Man?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
But but but that's the job, y'all. The job is
to play too much. The job is to push it
to the limit.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
What what what?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Your wife is fine as hell down?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
What what the job?

Speaker 6 (53:32):
That job?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
It's the job.

Speaker 8 (53:34):
It's part of the job, right, Okay, that's part of
the job. That's the nephew holding it down. As long
as I'm being stupid that that that chick keep coming.
All right, man, the King of pranks is that week.
I've been talking about it for a minute. Milwaukee.

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Won't it?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I love all that.

Speaker 7 (54:31):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
All right, nephew, thank you.

Speaker 7 (54:34):
Coming up next it is my Strawberry letter for today
and the subject is He's patting everything.

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Speaker 7 (55:42):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, or more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve BARBFM dot com.
All you have to do is click submit Strawberry Letter.
We could be reading your letter live on the air,
just like we're gonna read this one right right now.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
You never know it could be yours, So please write us.

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Buckle up and hold on type guide it for you.
Here it is Strawberry LETTA.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
Thank you nephew. Subject he's patting everything here. Stephen Shirley.
I'm a forty two year old woman and I met
a man that lied about his age and other things.
When I met him, he's six ' four and very
nice looking with curly hair, but he's very skinny. He
had a large groin area and I couldn't help but

(56:31):
see it since he is such a tall man. We
met in a grocery store and he was staring at
me for a long time, and then he finally spoke
and said, my beauty had him mesmerized. We exchange numbers
and a few days later I met him out for
a drink. I would have preferred to go to dinner,
but that's not what he offered on our first date.

(56:54):
That's when he started laying it on thick with the lies.
He said he's forty eight years old and he played
ball in college, but he didn't get a chance to
go pro because he hurt his foot. He said his
home is getting renovated, so he's staying in one of
his rental properties. He never told me what he does
for a living, but he says he dabbles in the

(57:15):
stock market. I loved getting to know him, so I
continued to hang out with him. After about two months,
I was ready to be intimate with him. As he
got undressed, I noticed his underwear had a cup like
feature in the front, and that was the bulge I
always saw. I asked him about his underwear and he

(57:35):
told me that a lot of men wear those to
protect themselves. He also had on an undershirt, a black
T shirt and a button front shirt and explained that
he likes to pad his chest because he is skinny.
We ended up doing the do and he was small
and terrible.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Since that night.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
Since that night, he's admitted that he's sixty four. He
works as a custodial manager. He never played basketball, and
he's never been to college. It's clear that he does
not have a house either. Since he has come clean
about the lies, should I give him a chance to
prove himself or break it off? Well, I think he's
already proven himself. He doesn't tell the truth, and not

(58:22):
just little lies. He tells his big, elaborate lies. He
didn't tell you the truth about anything, So how can
you trust him now? He told you he was forty eight,
he's sixty four. Men may lie about a lot of things,
but they usually they usually don't lie about their age.
Everything he told you was a lie. And the thing
about it is is that he didn't have to do

(58:45):
that when people lie. It serves only them, only them,
because they don't give you a chance to make an
informed decision, and it leaves you no options. It's selfish
on their part because they're just trying to get what
they want.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
You said he's terrible in bed and small. Wow, you
said that.

Speaker 7 (59:04):
But even with all of that and all of the
lies going against him, you continue to go out with him,
and you want to give him another chance. That's what
you're asking us. You like him and you're torn right now.
I'm glad he came clean and finally told you the truth,
if that really is the truth. But I say, when
the red flags show up, you have to pay attention.
Pay attention to what he does, Okay, what he does

(59:28):
right now, not what he says, because that will determine
how you should move forward. Every lie he told you
in the beginning was a red flag. Hopefully he's changed
for the good now, hopefully Steve im possible.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Im possible. Ladies, you all have got to start listening
to what a man is saying to you, because what
he is saying to you and doing to you sink
up immediately. Let me say this to y'all, what a

(01:00:06):
man is saying to you and doing to you. It
has to link up e immediately. If it doesn't link
up immediately, you are in for what you always end
up being for a surprise. Stephen Cheryl, I'm a forty
two old woman. I met a man that lied about

(01:00:27):
his age and other things. When I met him. He's
six foot four and very nice looking. Okay, ain't no
problem currently hair, But he was skinny, see that button skinny.
He had a large growing area, and I couldn't help
it since he's such a tall man. So what you're trying,

(01:00:50):
It was just right there.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
He's six four U five to two. He was right there.
He was right there. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
She said she couldn't help, but.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
She couldn't help when I'm down here in the grocery store,
I'm I'm our level with the handle on the grocery car.
All I saw was Lord have mercy six folk, and
he had on some pridate platform shoes. So now he
bout probably six six six self. Oh yeah. Oh and Tommy,
by the way, probably got a new shoe out with

(01:01:20):
a heavy platform and Soloh yeah, get you a few pairs,
get it in all. What I just thought of that
you know, get him in all the colors, and you
didn't look lost thing him too once you got big
ass feet, so it'll work out. We met at the
grocery store. He was standing at me for a long time,
said it's beauty, my beauty messarzs. Y'all exchanged them a

(01:01:42):
few lads now here we go. We met him out
for a drink. I would have preferred to go to dinner,
but that's not where he offered. Our first date is
when he started laying it on thick with the lies. Remember,
I said, listen to what a man says, and it
has to sink up with what he does. He said
he's funny years old, played Barley College but didn't get

(01:02:03):
a chance to go pro.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
He also told you he dabbles into stock market. He
has rental properties. I'm just saying this. I'm getting the
head of the letter. He gonna tell you he dabbles
in this talk he got rental properties. But did all
y'all getting was drinks? All right, hang on, you'll see that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
We'll get back to your response.

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
Part two coming up at twenty three minutes after be
our today's Strawberry letter subject.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
He's padding everything we'll get back into it right after this.

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let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he's patting everything.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Everything, but you gotta watch what they say. Ladies for
the watch, listen to what a man says and has
to line up with what he does immediately. Immediately, she
met this dude sixfold, nice looking, big package, so she
thought he's six fold, so she couldn't help but notice it.
He tall, he's skiddy, he got curly hair. He said,

(01:03:40):
your beauty mesmerizing. Y'all exchange numbers. A few days later,
he asked you out. I met him out for a
drink you wanted to go to dinner. But that's not
what he offered our first date. It's when he started
laying it on thick with the list. He said, he's
forty eight years old. He played ball in college, but
it didn't get a chance to go because it hurt

(01:04:00):
his foot. He said his home is getting renovated, so
he's staying in one of his rental properties. Okay, one
of us, but y'all just having drinks. Though. He never
told me what he does for a living, but he
said he dabbles in the stock mark. I love getting

(01:04:25):
to know him, so I continue to hang out with him.
After about two months, I was ready to be intimate
with him. As he got undressed, I noticed his underwear
had a cup like feature in the front. And that
was the bulge. I that was the budge I always saw.

Speaker 12 (01:04:43):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
I asked about his underwear? He told me A lot
of me and wadows to protect themselves. Not the only
thing me and where to protect themselves is when they
play in sports or boxing, and it's called the cup.
You can see it on all football players uniforms, got
every last one of them wearing cup. Don't nobody wear

(01:05:08):
that in their dress? Paints nobody and if he that
tall and skiddy, what is he protecting it from? What
is he doing? But right there it was a clue
because you found out later on what he really did.

(01:05:29):
So now you find out why he needed a cup.
A lot of men don't wear that that. A lot
of men is just blessed?

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Are we going there now?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I mean it's a lot of men's blessed. That's what
she's talking about. She has do all men do that
and all. So when y'all was getting naked, he had
on an undershirt, a black T shirt and a button
up shirt. He's saying, that's a lot. He said what

(01:06:02):
he said, he likes to pass his chest because he's skinny.
That a lot of shirts. We ended up doing the
do and he was small and terrible. Since that night,
he's admitted, now here we go, he's six four. See,
you know where he got that. He's sixty four. He

(01:06:24):
admitted he's sixty four. You know where he got that
from because you said he was six folk. See, so
he just kept that information. That's true. But he told
you he was forty eight years old. He works as
a custodio manager. Thus explained the cup. See when you

(01:06:47):
you might fall on the bucket, helder, you're gonna need
that cup. You slip down them steps and hit that railing.
You need that cup. One of them little kids at
the elementary school get tired. I'm tired. You missed hal
barm and blast you what you dead in your zipper?
You need that cup. Because he ain't a janitor, he

(01:07:10):
the custodian. See, he ain't tell you where he worked
at because he worked down at the school. He said,
he's a one er custodio manager. He the only one.
Ain't but one janitor at the school. He the only one,
so he managed hisself. He never played basketball and never

(01:07:30):
been to college. So now he ain't athletic, but he
wear an athletic cup. And he ain't got no education,
no chance for further advancement. It's clear he does not
have a house either. Yeah, that's clear. When y'all just
had them drinks and he was staying in one of
his rental properties because you can't go over there. Since

(01:07:52):
he's come clean about the live, should I give him
a chance to prove himself a break. He's already proven himself. Ladies,
stop electing red flags. Stop this is a red flag,
six foot fold, curly hair, forty eight, played ball, hurt

(01:08:13):
his foot, he got rental properties, dabbling the stock market.
Truth of the matter is he's sixty four. Now, how
you let this man tell you with forty eight and
he's sixty four when they started pulling them old ass
clothes off. Look at his outfits. Look at his outfit.
You aren't paying no attention most sixty four year old

(01:08:37):
dudes unless they fly.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
A lot of fly brothers out there. I see them
all the time, cats that I admire. When I see
him dressed up, he ain't it. He can't play ball,
He even broke it, little fragile last foot. He ain't
got no education, no chance for advancement. He a janitor
down at the school and ain't nothing wrong that. But
you just collect the red flag and d just started line.

(01:09:03):
He not fitting to stop lied. This is a red flash.
He don't lie about everything. You don't think it's some
mo lies coming have to be on your mind. You
could ask me more about this letter. If you won't,
you will we come back.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
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Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Strawberry about this woman that met this who says this
pad and everything he tossk in it. She's attracted to
the cup that he has in the front of his package.
She said she was attracted by the bulge. She didn't
know it was a sculpe a sculpture that she's He
said he couldn't go pro because it hurt his foot.

(01:10:35):
And she don't know what he did for a living.
He said he dabbling the stock market. And he not
at his regular house right now because he's staying in
one of his rental problems.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
She said he had a large groin area and I
couldn't help. But see it since here she couldn't help
this man.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Well, he's six folks. She fired to right there with
a grocery card in her hand, just knocking over the
handleball on grocery car. What else is right there? Well,
they go home, they trade numbers, and finally she started
liking they getting nicked. He got on four shirts because

(01:11:11):
he liked to pat his chest because he's because he's skinny.
He got four shirts on. Then he pulled his pants down.
You know, the drawers had a cup in the front.
He said, a lot of men wear that to protect theyself.
You don't wear a cup unless you play sports, football,
box and stuff like that. You have on the cup
and you hell no, But he got but he wears

(01:11:33):
because of his job is come to find out, he
a janitor.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
So he.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Yeah, and but the only reason he the manager because
he the custodian, and he the only one worked there,
so he managed herself. So now he said, I know
how to do this here and ain't nothing to this dude.
And now he got to wear that cup because he
was slipped on that mop handle bucket before and and
damn here'll send his children in heaven early. So now

(01:12:01):
that's why he weded cook.

Speaker 7 (01:12:02):
I gotta ask you something, though, Steve. Do men lie
about their age? I've just never know.

Speaker 12 (01:12:09):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
I'm too famous for that. I don't know. I really
don't know a lot of men to lie about that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
No, No, that's what I really don't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
I'm pretty sure they do. But why would you do that?
To say? You forty eight? What's the different? Biggest? Sixteen
years different? Yeah, he wanted her to think in sixteen
more years, I'd be put it together. We have a
good life. What you're like, you had your good life.
It's always more to it. But you got to be
a different person. You gotta stop all this life.

Speaker 7 (01:12:36):
That's part three of today's Struwberry letter. They are chatting
everything coming up. At the top of the hour, Steve movie, Oh,
a woman walks out on her date because he wouldn't
pay a three dollars charge for extra cheese on his burger.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
We'll talk about it right after.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Mister Steve Harbin Martin show Man, Why do we have
a radio show if we're gonna do right? That's stupid.
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Boy man. Why after?

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
A New York woman Steve has gone viral after walking
out on her date who refused to pay an extra
three dollars for a slice of cheese on his burger.
The couple met on an online dating site and they
were on their first date. This was their first date.
The woman who goes by Dafna Diamont on TikTok got

(01:13:36):
irritated when her date ordered a regular burger instead of
a cheeseburger, uh, because there was a three dollars up
charge for cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
You'll never believe what she did next. Take a listen
and he's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
My god, you have to be extra for everything these days.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
And I'm like, yeah, it's New York City.

Speaker 14 (01:13:54):
So I had my Bernardino, he got his burger. We
were eating, and once so satisfied, I got off and
I was like, I'm going to the restroom for a second.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
I took my purse and.

Speaker 14 (01:14:06):
I went to the waitress and I was like, hey,
I just want to pay the bill. And I just
paid the bill and walks out of the restaurant and
I texted him. So I texted him, the check is
taken care of. We should have gotten in the cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
And I blocked him.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Yeah, out, pardon you need to start traveling with cheese
on him when he needs.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Cheese craft.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Leaving. I mean, that's a red flag if you trip
it over the three dollars on the cheese. So at least,
first of all, I'm not gonna let you see that
side of me, not on the first day.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
So you you so stupid. You don't even know how
to act. So if that's how he acted on the
first date, what is date.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Fifteen, he'll never get into blocked him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
It's three dollars for some cheese. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Yeah, maybe he didn't have that. Maybe he didn't have that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Well, if you ain't got that, he don't need to
build no date, no date, You ain't gonna cheese one.
What hell gonna happen? If they say, would you like
these truffles over here? Like of cavia?

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Yeah, Yeah, it's over for real.

Speaker 7 (01:15:31):
The video has been viewed by over six million people
six million times in The comments were mostly in favor
of the guy that she walked out on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Can you believe that?

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Real? See, that's the world we live in today.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
They think she overreacted.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Yeah, no, I don't think it's an overreaction. I think
she's going. Okay, hold up, I met this guy on line.
Let me stop this right now, because if you don't
see this red flag right here right three dollars for cheese? Yeah,
come on, man, if that's if? If three? I remember

(01:16:06):
once a guy came to my house who wasn't supposed
to be there. And this was the first house I
owned in Texas and it was wasn't the smallest house
I've ever owned. It had in it one, two, three,

(01:16:29):
four of us. It had six bathrooms in it. That's
my first house. Well a couple of them was half baths.
What you said, it's the smallest house.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
What I'm like stunned? Right now, this man, let's finish
hearing this story about finish.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
But we're coming back to this dog. Obviously, I thought
sharing this, you gotta be a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
More, all right, I'm gonna stop hating ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
He walked out the house and told his son who
was with him, that man right there got a problem,
because do you have any idea how much toilet tissue
he got to buy? You know that story taken?

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
Go on?

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Should I have reduced the number of bathrooms you got?
You got toilet paper money?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
We know you got sith you got toilet paper money.
Got six? All right, Steve? Right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Moore Show.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
In trending job news, it seems there's a growing trend
in employees doing it in a not so vocal way.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
In fact, they're leaving without telling anyone.

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
It's called ghosting coasting, okay, And it's when an employee
takes a job, works a few days, and then just
stops coming in without giving anyone notice. So, Steve, I
got to ask you, have you ever quit a job
without giving notice?

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
And you had a little give a noticeful that's the
professional thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Yeah, I didn't never have no professional job. I've that
you worked at Ford and yeah, the one professional factory
that's professional.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
A professional situation.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Not for me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
When I worked at Jennery Electric Lincoln Electric, Hey, y'all
didn't give me no notice. I came to work and
they gave me a pink slip. You don't come in
in the mall cool next.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Time I want.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
I ain't playing on coming in tomorrow. I ain't giving
out no pink slips.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
What's Steve?

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Yeah, I'm gone. Yeah, I've done nothing, plenty of time.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Plenty of times, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Wow, I've had eleven jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Oh man, Now, how many of them did you quit
without notice?

Speaker 6 (01:19:20):
Yet?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Eleven?

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
I like, well, I've been fired.

Speaker 12 (01:19:25):
Ten.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Yeah, opportunities, but you took them about half and half.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
You just don't like that authority. All right, we'll be back.

Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
With We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
It's time now for a round. Would you rather?

Speaker 7 (01:20:21):
Would you rather get brain freeze from something cold or
burn your tongue from something hot?

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
No, no, give me that brain freeze. That's freeze. Yeah, yeah,
about thirty seconds. Yeah, I'm going and you want to
shoot yourself to right now? And you want to shoot
yourself with that brain woo because it's because you know,
have you ever done it to yourself twice? Back to back,
back to back?

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Yes? Over?

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Well, yeah good if you're right right in the corner
your nose and your eyes right I'm talking about man,
Why be warning up?

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
And they do it again?

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Yeah, just getting over right now. It was miserable, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
Would you rather spend your life savings to save a
dying friend or would you rather keep it for your
future needs?

Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
Oh? They got to go and get up out of here. No, no,
my life savings friend is dying friend. They put themselves
in that situation. I didn't do that to them.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
What you something right?

Speaker 6 (01:21:37):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
You want my life saving? He's right, yeah, I'll give
you a couple hundred thousand wife and kids to take
care of. I can't give you this, and you don't
drink yourself to your to your damn living and work
for damn. I told you to drinking weeds in school.
You instid of being drinking for yr. They can't even
they can't even find a live for your ass. Your

(01:22:01):
kiddy just dumb. I don't know what I got a
couple of hundred domes. What you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
What you want to? We're moving on.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Yeah, say hey, hey, I know I know some great
mark that people can get your kidney over here Friday?
Would you life savings?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Would you rather shave?

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Now? Now we all die? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Anybody, I've moved done.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
If you well no, no, I'm just cast you look
area want to cook up from colors?

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Would you rather shave or wax?

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
Would you rather shave your private area or would you
rather have it wax out?

Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Well, I ain't never had a wax, but I've seen
it and it's just no way. It's just no way. See. No,
we're not finna do this here, man, because I just
saved all right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Last one? Would you rather have jumbo ears or a
massive nose.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
God, oh god, I think they talking to you. Yeah,
we're gonna let you out. We're gonna let you answer
this big he hain't no problem. I got a massive nose.
But you know your face is growing daily. Ju I
don't know yours getting more and more faced every day.
And your't hairline is head and back. You thinking about
your user. Man, You've got a whole lot of faith
right now. I got a job norm say no, but

(01:23:24):
your face is few.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
That's today's.

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
Coming up, and forty minutes have to be our our
last break of the day. And some closing remarks from
the one and only Steve Harvey you don't want to miss.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Did you know you could now buy a Hyundai on Amazon,
the same place where you order yoga, match, teeth brush,
and pretty much everything else, all from the comfort of
your home, just located nearby deal, pick your color, your options,
inject the price, and with a few jotting up some
eyes and crossing some tears, a Ralah, your Hondaid is

(01:24:05):
ready for pick up. It's that easy.

Speaker 8 (01:24:08):
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Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
All Right, here we are at the last break of
the day, Steve.

Speaker 7 (01:24:20):
We've had a good day, talked about a lot of stuff,
and of course, as usual, it is time for your
closing remarks today.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
I want to keep it positive, but I want to
keep it encouraging at the same time. And always as usual,
I just want to say this before I start. It's
not that I think I know everything, because I don't,
but I have learned quite a bit. I have learned
how to come from the back towards the front. I've

(01:24:49):
learned how to be at the bottom and work my
way towards the top. I've learned how to get over
because I've been under I've learned how to win because
I have lost so many times. I've have learned how
to develop an understanding because I have been more than
confused before. So I have paid for these lessons that

(01:25:13):
I've learned. So I'm just sharing and that's all I'm doing.
You don't have to take any of this that I
say to harder. You may choose to go another way.
But for those that are really open to just hearing
some theories of success, That's why I decided to start
doing closing remarks again. Today, I want to talk to
you about something that really helps everybody, and it's very simple.

(01:25:37):
Get focused. You got to get focused, folks. You've got
to become what I call laser beam driven. You've got
to set your goals and visions up, and you've got
to put those blinders on that you see on the horse.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
See.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
The reason they put the blinders on a horse is
so that the horse is peru if your vision doesn't
distract him. If you have up in New York and
you see those carriages going around Central Park, all those
horses have on blinders is so that they can keep
their attention of the horse straight ahead. Blinders are very good.

(01:26:16):
If you want to be successful, you're gonna have to
put on a pair of blinders that's so your eyes
when you look left or right, it forces you to
get them back out front the way you're trying to go,
see because those blinders block out distractions. They block out
distractions because they know. You got to get laser beam focused.

(01:26:37):
If you want to be successful, you have to focus.
You have to stop veering off track. You're just making
the journey longer. You know, they say the quickest way
from point A to B is a straight line. Now
in life, it doesn't work that way. There's no straight lines.
But you can avoid some of the detours, some of

(01:26:58):
the distractions. But you gotta quit veering off track. Everybody
come to you. You can't participate in everything. Hey man,
we going out tonight. Hey man, we're going over here
this weekend. Hey man, come on man, you ain't got
to study. We getting ready to do this. Hey man,
don't worry about that. We going a happy hour. Come on, man,
you can't go to everything. Stop veering off track. Next,

(01:27:21):
look at it like this. Get your mind made up.
Get your mind made up of what you want to
have in your life, the legacy you want to leave,
what you want people to think of you as, how
much money you really want to make, Where are you
really trying to go, How do you really want to
be viewed? What do you really want to accomplish? Get
your mind made up. Here's another way to look at it.

(01:27:44):
Make a decision. Stop stop just wandering around. Life is
a series of decisions. Make one. Just make a decision today.
Make a decision. In other words, come to a conclusion. Man,
Just sit up and say to yourself. You know what,
this is the deal for me. This is what works

(01:28:05):
best for me. This is who I really am. Skip
the outside interferes from your friends and your relatives of
what they think you ought to be, and do what's
really good for you. Don't nobody know what's best for
you better than you. Come to a conclusion, Make a decision,
set a goal, have a vision. Get thirsty, want something

(01:28:32):
so bad that without it, your mouth tastes dry. You
got to get thirsty, man. See when you thirsty, you
got to get that quenched. You have to quench your thirst.
And that's how you gotta pursue success. You gotta pursue
success like you thirsty. You gotta be thirsty, man. You

(01:28:55):
gotta want something so bad that if you don't get it,
your mouth tastes dry. What are you thirsty for? If
you ain't thirsty for nothing, you ain't giving it all
you got. I'm telling you, man, this is how I
look at it. These are just some triggers that I
put in my head. Be relentless. You got to be

(01:29:18):
relentless about something. Being a relentless person has a carryover effect.
And if you get relentless about your dreams and goals.
Do you know that makes you relentless about everything? If
you develop these positive characteristics about being successful, you can
get there. You got to get focused. You gotta stop

(01:29:41):
veering off track. You gotta get your mind made up.
You gotta make a decision. You gotta come to a conclusion.
You gotta set a goal. You gotta have a vision.
You gotta get thirsty. You have to be relentless. If
you're not, you a ve off track. If you veer
off track, you will never get to where you're trying

(01:30:03):
to go. You got to get focused, y'all. It's as
simple as that. And if you know how to do it,
ask God to show you how. That's the other thing.
No matter what I tell you, if you include God
and everything, I'm telling you that it becomes a lot simpler.
You know, God can help you get focused. Anything you
short of He got plenty of. God in to make

(01:30:25):
your dream come true. Business. God is in to turn
your life around. Business. God is in to pull it together. Business.
God in the get over business. He can do it.
So if you don't know how to get focused, ask
God to help you get focused and then make a
decision to be focused. And get on with your life.
Make something happen today. Those are gonna close you.

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