Steve Harvey's Voicemail, Strawberry Letter "It's A Problem When I Do It" - 04.03.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
don't know y'all bad.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Soon given them all black a million busy.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
To I don't joy?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 6 (00:59):
You know that you.

Speaker 7 (01:01):
Turn, you gotta turn.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
You got to turn the mouth, turn the probably, got
to turn the mouth, turn out, turn the money.

Speaker 7 (01:49):
Look, come.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come on your uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey man oh man,
got a radio show. Yeah, I do. God so big
to me, man, I just have to tell you about it.
I can't help it. It's rather obvious to me how big,
how good God is. He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain.

(02:27):
He owned one, he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Man.

Speaker 8 (02:34):
I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,
if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we
as people delay what we want or delay the process

(02:58):
to begin what we want on our hopes, our dreams,
our desires. Why won't you start your mission today? Why
don't we all decide together that just individually. Look you listening,
you got something that you've been dreaming about. You got
an ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got

(03:19):
goals you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them.
Everybody's got something that's on the table that they haven't
yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your
mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is only
hurting you yourself. If you got a goal of aspiration

(03:43):
to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
get back to that because God knows where you left off.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now.

Speaker 8 (03:52):
You may have to accomplish a few more things since
you stopped for a long period of time, but God
know where you left off. You can get back on track. Look, man,
this dream of being on TV since I was a kid,
and it got off track. Now it got off track.
I just kept it as one of the dreams, and
in some real dog moments when it looked like it

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wasn't gonna happen, all I was hanging on to was
just the hope that one day it could. But that's
what faith is really about. Faith is the belief in
things that you cannot see, but faith gives you the
confidence to keep hoping.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Man.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
Jackson say it just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's
just the hope. I was hanging on a hope. And
I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky
out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't
gonna ever make it, and all of the facts was

(04:49):
in and everything pointed in the direction you not gonna
make it. You done really messed up this time. Then
I sat there and I just hung on to the hope.
But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a
dream on aspiration or vision or something, when you fall
off track and you want to go get back in line,

(05:10):
God holds your place.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
See. He held on to that for me.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but
he said, okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
be on TV.

Speaker 9 (05:21):
Now.

Speaker 8 (05:21):
When you get it together and you quit tripping and
you come and your turn to me, I'm gonna hold
your place, put you back in line. Then we're gonna
finish the journey that took me a lot longer to
get here than I wanted to. But then it was
necessary because I needed all of them mishaps to happen
to me along the way. So when I got on
the radio one day, which I did not see coming,
Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all. That's why I

(05:42):
say it every day. See, because of this radio show
that I didn't see coming.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Now I have.

Speaker 8 (05:47):
Stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and I
can tell you about me better I can tell you
about anybody. And I done been through enough whereas relatable,
where enough people can go. Man, that happened to me.
Appreciate you saying that. That's what it was for. See,
I get it now. See at the time, no, I

(06:07):
didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
I was really in total disagreement with God on a
lot of stuff He was pulling off on me. But
in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.
But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out

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there and did wrong. He forgave me, he said, because man,
if you ever come to me. I have a plan
for you that is going to be far and above.
It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
I did. I just got sick of me. Goodn't sick
of me? And I turned it over to God. And

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then God started working and here I am today. Now
he threw with me. Yet Nope, have I arrived? I
have jet Nope? But guess what the journey is cool?

Speaker 9 (07:05):
You know.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
It's like I was talking to this young brother the
other day about comedy, and he's a really good stand up.
You know, this young dude is really good. He said, Man,
what is this I feel every night before I go
on stage. I don't know what it is. I just
want it off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back

(07:27):
every night before I go on stage.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 8 (07:31):
It's got something to do with pressure, It's got something
to do with anticipation. It's got a whole lot to
do with the fear of falling. He said, What you
mean by that, I say, every night I walk out
on stage, it's like I'm about to go and step
off of cliff. I say, it's a sickening feeling. He said, man,
but you do so well. I said, that's because the
parachute opens. I say, but I want you to understand something.

(07:54):
When I first walk out there, it's just stepping off
the cliff. Now, these yolks provide a parachute which slows
my descent when I jump off the cliff, and I
turned it into a glide. And then I take the
audience this way and I swung them back over that.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
That way.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
We might swing out to the Colorado Rockies. We may
go down to Miami with this joke. We may take
it on out to LA and I just swing back
and forth till I land softly. The crowd cheers. The
night is over with, I said, but it's been too
many nights though. When I walked off that cliff and
I pulled the cord and the parachute didn't open, I said,

(08:32):
Now I'm just free falling out there for thirty minutes.
Ain't no jokes working. Ain't the parachute didn't open. I said,
So see, that's what it's like for me. And then
you know what I found out if you done walked
off the cliff in life, and you ain't got no
guard in your life. It's like not having a parachute.
You step off the cliff and you just free falling.

(08:55):
Now see we all now that fog gets you closer
to the grave, right, we all heading to the grave
from the moment we're born. But the cool thing about
a relationship with God is when you step off the
cliff and you got God here a parachute. You still
going down, but it's a nice ride, and God just
helps your descent appear more like a rise and more

(09:18):
like a euphoric fall, instead of not having no God
in your life and you just walking off that cliff
every day, free falling.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Ain't got no.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Cord, you steady pulling, you hollering the whole way because
you to mess around with yourself, and ain't let God
come into your life and provide.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
A parachute for you.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
I would rather have a parachute since I got to
jump every day, than to not have one. God has
been like a parachute for me. Ask me where that
came from. I can't tell you. But like I always say,
most good things that happen in my life that I
can't explain is usually him.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, you know what, It's another day, another opportunity,
another chance to shine, and it all will go a
lot better if you start this day with gratitude. I'm
telling you the angels in heaven rejoice when you send
up gratitude. It also opens up an opportunity to be
closer to God because appreciation is is so much a

(10:27):
part of this whole thing. Man, He does so much
for us that goes without thanks. Just try it, man,
just try it. Great way to start your day. Steve Harvey, Mornashaw,
Shirley Strawberry, Colin Farrell, Mississippi, Monica Jr.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
And the Legend of Nephew Tommas Jr. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Man?

Speaker 8 (10:44):
You got on your red beb hat on today? You
know when you add that hat, that's like a woman
wearing red bottoms?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Man, talk about this? Is it ever too late to
change the dream? Do you change your dream too long?

Speaker 9 (11:02):
Well?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
It's never too late to change your dream because you
can always have new ones, you know, So it's not
ever too late. I mean, I don't know if anybody
well I do know, but you know, a man without
a dream or vision shall parish, right, So if you've
accomplished a lot. That's why you see people who are
well off who constantly in pursuit of something, because it

(11:26):
makes waking up have purpose to it, you know. I
think we always got to be in pursuit of something.
So yeah, man, I think it's never too late to
change your dream. You can, especially if you're talking to
God every day. He could send you in another direction,
or maybe you weren't going in the direction he wanted
you to go in the first place, and you finally
got it together. Now you on track, So yeah, man,

(11:48):
it's highly possible to change your dreams. I want stuff
all the time that I never wanted before. I was
just this morning wrote some stuff on the paper I
ain't never had before, you know, but all things is possible, yea,
you won't know. Most of the stuff is for other people,
you know. I got to get in a position to

(12:10):
do stuff for other people. I don't need nothing, man,
I want some stuff, but I don't need nothing. I really,
I don't really need anything.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
You know.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
He ain't covered the needs a long time ago. Food, shelter, clothes,
and all that's covered you know, bild money got it.
You know, got some new bills coming up though, I
don't know why they mind.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
But you know, we got to ask about that too. Yeah, man,
I had.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
Somebody asked me for some money. I don't know if
you've ever had this. You ever had somebody ask you
for money that you don't really care for?

Speaker 9 (12:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, yeah, you ain't.

Speaker 8 (12:59):
Just let the wash over you. You know, had that happen,
and it wasn't a small amount either. I went, wow,
that's interesting. Yeah, and almost.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Text backer said you do know I don't really care
for you, don't. I ain't do that but text really yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
But they asked in a text because I don't respond
to him, so they had to, so it turned into
a text. I was wondering what the forty forty text
was about this year. Ain't just checking on you? Hope
and everything good?

Speaker 10 (13:36):
Coming up At thirty two minutes after the hour, we
will hear from the nephew as he runs that frank back.
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everyone
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Bowl with Nutella. It's time now to run that brink
back with the nephew which you got for us.

Speaker 11 (14:26):
Now your baby ready for regular kindergarten. You not to
send him back to pre k. It's just it's not
working at just saying just ain't quite right for kindergarten.
So let's go cat thought to send this baby back
to pre k. Hello, Yes, I'm trying to reach missus Thomas. Please,

(14:47):
my name is mister Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over
at elementary school. You're I'm looking at my records indicating
that your son, Thomas is going to be starting his
first grade.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Ready, my babies, right, listen, miss Thomas.

Speaker 11 (15:02):
I've been going through actually all of the children's records
that will be starting school, and I'm looking at your
son's grades from his kindergarten and did well, No, not exactly.
I mean there's been a few I actually spoke with
the teacher and who he was under in kindergarten, and
it seems like he just really wasn't up to par as.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
The rest of the children.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Now, his conduct, Now, he talked, but he gets his work.
So what else is she saying on that that ain't right?

Speaker 11 (15:34):
Well, what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that
his grades weren't up to par as the rest of
the other children. She did tell me he was a
disobedient child.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
No, disobedient and talking two different things.

Speaker 11 (15:44):
Come on, Okay, well man, listen, what we've decided here
is we're gonna let little actually do another year of kindergarten.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Y ain't let him do another year of kindergarten, No, sir.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Man, that's that's the only choice I have.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
After li.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
No, we got our letter in the mail with our
report card the week after school's starting, and it's said
on the back promoted. And if I got to get
about this couch and go get it, I'm gonna be
off because I'm telling you right now we will be
in the first grade. Kindergarten wasn't that hard. I'm not
sure what they told you about him, but it must

(16:21):
be the wrong.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Don't understand that he doesn't color as well as the
rest of kids.

Speaker 11 (16:26):
He's all out of them. He's out of the lines
when he colored. He doesn't know his numbers completely. And
that's kind of what we need when you first come
into into the first grade.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
When I can show you on this paper he did
satisfactory all the way through. Now you about the mail off,
and I'm already sick calling me with some by my
son blunking kindergarten.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
He ain't that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
It does not color well.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Many color.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Ain't got nothing with that, dadgard kindergarten. He is going
to the first grade, and I'll be down there on
August twenty four.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I will not be able to allow you to get
into school on mister.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
I'm sorry, and let me get let me tell you what.
Let me go in and get my pencil and pen
because I don't live that far from this school. And
if y'all aren't ready down there, calls them some conflict.
I need to get up and go down there. Because
I'm not telling my baby when he come home today,
so he ain't going to the daggum first, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to
refuse education from.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Him on all this twenty You know what, I just
went back and put him in public school. I know
that was a stake in the first place. Through which
are talking about some coloring? Give me your name against sir,
And what's that number down there?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
The number here is actually area code.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Waitman, I got the number. Now mind, I pulled up
this report card. I got the number your name on
the back of this paper.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
I tell you what I was.

Speaker 6 (17:40):
Twenty fourth will be coming in there, going to school,
and I might make a trip around there this evening
when I come from the doctum. I'm not want to
hear that calling. Ain't got nothing to do with nothing else.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's not only coloring.

Speaker 11 (17:53):
Here's arithmetickets back all right, No, are you working with
him at home or you're.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Doing anything at home?

Speaker 6 (18:00):
What you're trying to say, I'm an incompetent parent.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I'm just asking, as a parent, are you working with
your child?

Speaker 6 (18:04):
Working with my child every day? He can read better
than you.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Probably no, he can't read.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I'm a princess.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
I read better than you, because honestly, you read that
role on that paper that he's supposed to be going
back to kindergarten, when I know the paper said from
his going to the first grade. And I'm not listening
to no more this about him going backwards. Now, if
you got a problem with your paper, word, maybe you
need to go talk to your secretary or somebody in
there that wrote my baby.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Name down with your son's name, Thomas Man.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
No, it ain't him, baby, I know it ain't him.
You're not gonna sit up and tell me my son
is flocking kindergarten. He is not going back to that kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Don't bring your son down here.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
I tell you what be ready to want me and
my husband, but we will be down there oxer FoST
backpack shoes, you to farm everything you.

Speaker 11 (18:51):
Hear me, I will not be able to allow him
on education that right now.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
I will come down there, right now and make that
correction on that paper for you is not going back
till no kindergarten for no coloring.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Can you bring him down here and let him color
for me?

Speaker 6 (19:04):
You tell about coloring, arithmetic, on ourself. No, no, I'm sorry.
We would be down there augusta, twenty four. I would
have this poor card in my head that says you
have been promoted to the first grade. And he's gonna
have a smile on his face.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
And so are you.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I got one one thing I need to tell you.
Are you listening to me?

Speaker 6 (19:23):
I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say
something that sounded like the first grade, because I'm not playing.
I would go down to this day gun administrative office
and I had fined because my son will be in
that first grade.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Are you raising your voice?

Speaker 9 (19:35):
Sat?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Who are you raising your voice? Said?

Speaker 6 (19:37):
You know you're talking crazy to me. I'm talking crazy
to you.

Speaker 9 (19:40):
What.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
I'm a groundwoman. I don't need to be expraend to you.

Speaker 11 (19:43):
Why I'm trying to find did you graduate?

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Honey? I am a college degree person. I have a
great job. My husband and I do well for ourselves
and for our children. And that's why we know.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
You're not You're not even at work right now, man,
I said, I'm.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
Shacked when I told you that when you call him
right on the doc to call me now, partner, this
is my phone call.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Can you color because your son can't come color.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
What the question is that can ask me? Can I color?

Speaker 5 (20:08):
What?

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Are you white or black? You asked me?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Gress me?

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Am I collared?

Speaker 12 (20:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I asked you can you color like your son?

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Some racist lines in there? Can you color?

Speaker 10 (20:17):
No?

Speaker 6 (20:19):
My coloring and me being colored ain't got nothing to
do with none of this. Is this a race thing?
You trying to make sure you send him back?

Speaker 11 (20:26):
No, I'm not trying to send him back. I want
to send him back to color to get his coloring together.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.
And if you are the head person down there now,
you aren't competent and you are an illiterate. Call me
and tell me that my son has to go back
to the first grade.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
I got one you don't want mixed up.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
I tell you what I'm through with this guy this.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
I'm gonna say one more thing and I'm gonna be
out here.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Are you listening, I'm listening.

Speaker 11 (20:49):
That's his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your girlfriend, Felicia.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
I'm on, be felicious. I am going to beat You're
about to get to out the place. I mean, I'm
writing I'm in everything, man, everything, I'm gonna beat up
cause you know I don't play when it comes to
my kids.

Speaker 11 (21:12):
Okay, that's all right, all right, beg one more question. Now,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
That's Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Baby, thank you, all right, nephew, thank you.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
Coming up next, it is as the Coelo with our
Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (21:41):
Everyone at your girl Shirley's Strawberry Here. April sixth is
National isa Ebol Day and Tropical Smoothie Cafe is offering
tropic rewards members five dollars off and asa E Bowl
or asa Ebowl with Nutella. It is a perfect way
to treat yourself to a refreshing tropical getaway. Not a
member yet join the par by downloading the Tropical Smoothie

(22:02):
Cafe app and signing up today. Log into your account
on April sixth to redeem your offer of five dollars
off and ASA E Bowl or asa Ebowl with Nutella.
Coming up at the top of the hour, in entertainment
and trending headline news. Wisconsin voters showed Elon Musk their
votes can't be bought. Carla has some music news for

(22:23):
us about Eric Abadu and Kevin Hart. Okay, plus celebrities
get new FAA private jet rules. Steve, We'll talk about
all of these stories, yeah, at the top of the hour,
But right now it is time to ask the CLO
our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Melanie
in Philly. Melanie writes, my ex got caught cheating and

(22:46):
I broke up with him this morning. He brought my
personal belongings to my job in six Walmart bags. Everybody
is in everybody is in my business. Now, how could
he turn this situation around on me and act like
he's the victim?

Speaker 8 (23:03):
You know, my brother taught me something when I was
about eighteen, I got busted by these two girls. My
brother had an interesting theory that I can see has
carried over even in today.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
In people's lives, the best defense is a good office.

Speaker 8 (23:22):
You break up with me because I was cheap, Well,
don't nobody down at your job know that I'm gonna
pack all your stuff up in these six Walmart bags
and drop them off down at your job.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Now you explain that, And why are they in Walmart bag?
Why the top? Why is he at yea? Why he
didn't have to go to her? Now, see if she
went to his job and packed up his stuff.

Speaker 8 (23:48):
Oh, it would have been harbored. Well, she ain't think
of it first, do you you got comollady?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Offense? Come on, ladies, HU take the house. So he
flipped it on her all right.

Speaker 10 (24:05):
Moving on to Harrison in upstate New York, Harrison says,
I had overnight company. I woke up at two am
and she was using the bathroom down the hall and
the door was locked. I asked her not to roam
all over my house while I'm asleep. She apologized and
said she should have asked first. We've had sex, so
why is she scared to use the bathroom around me?

Speaker 8 (24:25):
What? Oh well, maybe she No. I got to get
this down the hall somewhere. I gotta get some distance.
Ain't no need to be going to the woe right here,
not the one that's in the band, nor I need
to go down the hallway now, she apologized, Yeah, you

(24:46):
asked her not to roam around your house.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
But some fellas y'all can't. Y'all got to understand now.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
First of all, if you're not comfortable with a chick,
why y'all spending the night exactly? Go over to her house,
get your boy to give you that phone call at
the right amount of time where it'll be over with.
Whereas emergency where you answer the phone and go, huh.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
What's dog? Hold of dog? Where you at? No, man,
I mean where you at right now? Are you cool?
How many of them is it.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Now?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
The whole time?

Speaker 13 (25:32):
Dog?

Speaker 8 (25:32):
You putting socks on, you're getting dressed, But stay in
a concerned, frantic mold dog.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'm on the way, man. Why don't you call me earlier?

Speaker 12 (25:43):
Man?

Speaker 8 (25:45):
What you let her hear this? Maybe I got to
get out of here. My whole boy called me here
to jam They got him jammed up, and I got
to go.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I'll go with you, babe.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
No, no, you don't need to be in this. I'm
not gonna let you get hurt. Just let me handle lift.
This is my boy here in trouble. He always been
there for me. I'll explain it to you.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Let me go. Oh God, that's it.

Speaker 8 (26:16):
Stop having people over your house that you are not
comfortable with how many times?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
And you know how I know that phone call because
I've had it made to me. Yes, Tom, Now what
you say to your boy when you get to him?

Speaker 8 (26:31):
Hey, man, listen, I was with this babe. I know
you don't know it, but just anything happened. Man, you
had any emergency, you was on the side of the road,
and they put you in a van. That's all you
got to say, you.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
See. That's why I asked how many of them?

Speaker 10 (26:50):
Was it.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
All right?

Speaker 10 (26:54):
Moving on to Cheryl and Raleigh, Cheryl says, my husband
and I were fusing, so I asked his best friends
for advice. My husband saw the text messages and he
broke my phone. He said, his best friend isn't a
therapist and he's off limits. Why can't I talk to
the person that knows him that?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
What's up? Lady? Lady?

Speaker 8 (27:13):
You can't go call You can't have an argument with
your boyfriend then call his friend.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Do you know how I look?

Speaker 8 (27:20):
First of all, we as me and we don't do that.
All we use our friends for it is to cover
a lot, that's it. We a not Yeah, we don't
go to here for counseling and advice.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
None of that. No, no, dog, what would you do
if this happened to you?

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Well, you know that can happen occasionally, but that's very rare.
But we we are not therapists. Do not call my
friend here.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
The reason we go to therapyst Well, you know, surely
I don't really like the way you said, shot at
but but the truth sometimes yet, because.

Speaker 8 (28:02):
The secret is called ask the E E C l O.
Ain't nobody asked? Surely nothing in the strawberry let.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I was talking to you, you in the strawberry that anyway?
S get your segments together? Okay, poems.

Speaker 14 (28:22):
You know.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I don't do pranks man, because I said, you make
us go to the therapist. Well, surely half y'all need that.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
We all do?

Speaker 13 (28:34):
We all do?

Speaker 12 (28:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
No, yeah, all y'all do you right.

Speaker 8 (28:38):
I'm sorry, I'm trying to I tried to be say
half y'all, but all y'all do meet there.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I agree, men and women. Na man, I ain't never
needed there, but I ain't never been down there. It
don't do nothing for me. The last one. We're moving
on way.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
I know I got good sense. I'm not gonna sit
up here at you because you got a legal pad
you don't to You don't even know me anyway, And
it's hard to be my therapist because I'm gonna lie
to you, so you can't.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
That's why you need. You can't possibly get to what
it is with me. You have to tell your therapist
the truth. Do you know what therapist job is? No
therapist is there to cure you.

Speaker 8 (29:22):
A therapist is there to listen to you every Thursday,
ten thirty sit in town.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
So they're not trying to fix you.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (29:31):
I know a person who told me they've been going
to the same therapist for twenty five years. Oh it's bro,
you just down there telling this lady what you did
this week. You can't possibly okay, be still going down there.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
For helms wrong? Oh you need to go all right?
You gotta paid friendship. That's all you got going down here?
Gil My girl, this two fits, tell her what happened?
Is we all right?

Speaker 10 (30:02):
Last one Jerome and Montgomery says, my girlfriend lives with
her baby daddy's family. She's been there since she's had
her son four years ago. I hate going over there
as her man. Am I obligated to provide housing for her?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I'm not in that at all. This is a break
up right here. Should he get her an apartment? None?

Speaker 10 (30:24):
Okay, all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
we will have some entertainment news for you right after this.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (30:38):
Congratulations going out to the voters of Wisconsin. You showed
up at the polls Wisconsin, and send a message to
Elon Musk that your votes can't be bought now. According
to MSNBC and Especial Election, this past Tuesday, Democrat Susan
Crawford wins the Wisconsin Supreme Court election, preserving the liberal
majority and beating the Republican candidate Brad Shimmel, backed by

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Elon Musk. According to multiple news outlets, Musk wasted over
twenty million dollars backing the Republican's unsuccessful campaign.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
It's nothing to him, though, right, Mili. No, Well, that's
good though. They showed up. They showed up. The voters
absolutely showed up. So that's a good message. I think
they sent a message.

Speaker 12 (31:24):
Yeah, yeah, I saw Vice President Kama Ha Harris, she
did a thank you video to the voters of wiscons You.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Know, the Democrats, they just got to get it together, man,
they really do they got to come up with a plan,
a position, a statement, something. Man, They've got to pull
it together because it just they just seem so disoriented.

Speaker 12 (31:44):
Man.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I just I just I don't know what the plan is.
I don't know what the They got to do something.

Speaker 10 (31:50):
Yeah, they ain't doing it, all right, Switching gears now,
Carla is here with today's music news.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
What you got, Carlyn?

Speaker 12 (31:58):
All right, So here's a color labo you thought you
probably thought you never see, did y'all?

Speaker 9 (32:02):
See?

Speaker 12 (32:03):
Kevin Hart and NPRS. He did a Tiny Desk concert
and it was his hip hop you saw it, his
hip hop alter ego, Chocolate Dropper, that's the rapper. He
stopped by to perform an April Fool's Day edition of
the Tiny Desk Concert. He had a band and everything,

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and then he bragged Chocolate Dropper. He bragged about his
performance and claimed his whole entire set was freestyle off
the dome. Okay, Chocolate Dropper, you didn't write it down.
You was just off the dome with its It was fun.
April Fool's Day joked with Kevin Hard and we have
to say congratulations to our girl Erica by Duke Well.

(32:46):
She won the Icon Award at the Billboard Women in
Music twenty twenty five Awards, and she rocked this full
figure body suit, full figure woman's bodysuit.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Did you see it?

Speaker 12 (32:58):
Yes, But it was a message about women's the women's
bodies confidence.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
It was a deep message. You know, Erica's deep about stuff.
You want to see it, I'll sing it. Don't beat
her walking down the street in Downastow.

Speaker 12 (33:13):
I know it's close, it's close. Windows ce video takes
you back. And she's also working on her new album.
It's been fifteen years. Come on, Erica, Yes, yes, let's go.
And that's music news.

Speaker 10 (33:29):
You guys, all right, Cala, thank you, thank you. Finally
and entertainment news. Celebrities will be pleased to learn that
the Federal Aviation Administration the FAA updated its privacy regulations.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Now listen to this carefully.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
See these privacy regulations that make it harder to track
private jets. Now, the FAA will conceal private plane owners
information from the public, including names, addresses, and phone numbers.
Several social media outlets track the movement of celebrities and
billionaires of their planes tail numbers, for example, that's how
people knew in advance when Taylor Swift would be at

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the Kansas City Chiefs Games. So, Steve, you know you
probably you fly private jets all the time. So what
do you think about the new rule from the FAA.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
What do you think?

Speaker 11 (34:15):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I don't own I don't. I don't own a plane.
So oh, I thought you owned a private jet. I
don't own the but you be.

Speaker 11 (34:22):
On them every other week. So who plane is you own?
Because you own somebody plane?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Well, you know nobody from the internet. I don't want
you looking for me. I got no plane now, huh yeah,
are you salty about that? Do you want to own
a private jet?

Speaker 12 (34:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I ain't salt about nothing. Oh this make you get one?

Speaker 10 (34:50):
Now again? Will this make you get one of these
new privacy rules from.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
The f A A I don't. I don't have one.
I don't. Well, it makes you get one, That's what
I'm saying. Well I don't, I don't, I don't. I
don't need one. I don't need Okay, it's like commercial. Hell, no,
we ain't been.

Speaker 10 (35:15):
That.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
I have my come around so quick. If he pulled
up there and walked through that airport, I want to
see you.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
I fly commercial overseas mm hmm okay, but domestically no,
I haven't flown domestic in a while. It's been a
little because you're on a private jet. Oh girl, what
is your? What is your? What is y'all? Won't from
me problems moment, That's what I won't.

Speaker 8 (35:46):
I just want to be regular a part of the show.
I want to experience standing in lines and all my number.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
You're playing delayed fourteen eighty five? How it goes? Are
you doing Southwest?

Speaker 9 (36:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Lord, ain't nothing in middle seats too bad?

Speaker 8 (36:11):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Pick on. That's because you're in group C.

Speaker 12 (36:15):
But they getting ready to do a sign seatings now
so you don't have to wear Oh that's my that's
mighty rich of.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
You having a moment sign wall. That's a new concept.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
What the hell I would buy a ticket and then
somebody over there already in the one I want it?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Man, I'm not finn to do this. Do you save
that much more money? Though? When you do that? When
you go in there, you can't pick your seat? Do
you say that much money?

Speaker 8 (36:43):
That's not what's the cheapest airline to flyer Beard s
Beard or Frontier?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Frontier? Yeah, you never heard of airlines. Did he say,
what is this wairline nerves? No coming upmind Steve, coming up?
It's twenty minutes.

Speaker 10 (37:12):
Democratic Senator Corey Booker breaks the record for the longest
Senate speech to protest Trump's policies. We'll talk about it
right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 10 (37:54):
According to USA Today, New Jersey Democratic Senator Corey Booker
on Tuesday delivered the longest recorded floor speech in Senate history,
breaking the record set by segregationists. Remember this, Senator strom
Thurman back in nineteen fifty seven. Okay, Senator Booker's twenty

(38:15):
five hour speech twenty five hours he stayed on the
Senate floor criticized Trump's whitewash policies and his administration. During
his speech, Senator Booker did not leave. He did not
leave the Senate floor. He didn't go to the bathroom,
any of that.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Nothing.

Speaker 10 (38:33):
He just stayed there. Our Yeah, no, you can't leave
the floor. Yeah, leave the floor. It's it's over the floor.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Huh, he.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Got.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
But wait a minute.

Speaker 10 (38:50):
He did a fasting routine. Yeah, you're right, junior, He
did a fasting routine to prepare. He said, quote, I
think I stopped eating on Friday and then to stop
drinking the night before. I started on Monday. Okay, so
he stopped eating on Friday, then he stopped drinking on Monday.
And that had its benefits, Senator Booker said, And it

(39:11):
had it really downsides.

Speaker 9 (39:13):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (39:16):
I couldn't stood that for twenty four hours, and I
ain't ate nothing. But you know, man, let me tell
you something. Just as a stand up you know, a
comedy show, traditionally they try to make it ninety minutes
because they know ninety minutes is the maximum laughter that
people have in their body. It's like being tickled when

(39:37):
your uncle tickle you is funny for a while. After
that it ain't funny no more. Yeah, yeah, when you're
talking for twenty five hours and you ain't said nothing funny.
This is one of the worst things you could ask
me to do is sit there in support of you.

(40:00):
And I appreciate what he tried to do, but I sure.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Would like to know what it do.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Well.

Speaker 10 (40:08):
Former Vice President Kamala Harris thanked Senator Booker for his
leadership and for lifting up the voices of the American
people that have been harmed by this administration.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
What do it do or does it accomplished? Well, we'll see,
we'll see, y'all.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Y'all know, I want to know what it could what's
the potential of it accomplishing. We have got to stop
doing stuff that's just rhetoric, because the Republicans are not
doing rhetoric. They out there a change in policy, they
raised in hell, now we mad about it.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
What we just on to where were all wrong? This
is whitewash. This is why we got all that. What
are we going to do? And that is demand that
the demand that we have and right as people who
are voters.

Speaker 12 (40:57):
Right, it's like the Democratic Party, they need a leader.
You know what I'm saying, Well, what is going on
with this party? So him standing up there with his
leadership on the Senate floor to remind.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
People of what's going on.

Speaker 10 (41:10):
All right, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
we'll check your voicemail Steve at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
is time now to check your voicemail Steve at eight
seven seven twenty nine. Steve call us and leave a message.

(41:32):
You might hear your call on the air. Are you ready, sir?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Stay ready? Sure, Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
This is a mail caller who left a message about
your website, you know, the one you wanted to create,
called don't say that dot com Steve Harvey.

Speaker 9 (41:47):
This message is explicitly for you.

Speaker 15 (41:48):
I just heard part of your broadcast about you opening
a website, seeing.

Speaker 9 (41:52):
Don't see that.

Speaker 15 (41:53):
You know you're like a role model, but you speak
any bodies use it like them And earlier in the
broadcastalking about murals, scruples, values and reference to two sisters
the same guy, where are your murals and values? For
being an impactful, positive role model for younger kids? You

(42:13):
encourage mentally talent or underserved black kids to use broken English.

Speaker 9 (42:19):
You should be ashamed of yourself.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Do better, man, Well, I appreciate your calling in, brother,
but I didn't. I'm not an English specialist. That's not
what I do.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
I'm into young boys to get them to understand the
rules and values of manhood and dream building. I'm in
the life changing business, not in the speech changing business. Now,
if you talk better than me, then that's cool. But
you ain't gotten no radio show. So obviously, however i'm
talking is working just here. Fine for whoever wills to

(42:51):
tune in anything. If you don't like it like this here,
dear dog, you ain't got to listen. I'm not a
role model for proper speech. I'm a role model for
manhood and dream building. Now, if your dream is to
stand on the Senate floor as did Corey Booker and
speak for twenty five hours, and he probably need to

(43:12):
go over there and let Corey Booker into you. But
if you want to come from nothing and turn your
life into something, I can mentor that.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Now. I don't you know. I'm dimn and all this here,
I don't really have a problem with it.

Speaker 7 (43:26):
And who is you.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Who is you, doog? I mean, just who is you?

Speaker 4 (43:33):
So like?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I don't see you.

Speaker 8 (43:35):
Putting your money up changing no kids' lives. I don't
see you volunteering for no mintoring program. I don't even
know if you're on the Big Brother program list or
Big Sisters. I don't know if you do it, none
of that. I'm doing a lot of that now because
I don't sound that good and all that talk, all
that good, That's all right with me. I try to

(43:57):
get my point across the best I can. That's bothered you.
But from tips of my soul, how I could give
less men?

Speaker 10 (44:14):
We needn't have to take constructive criticism?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
I took it. But what see, this is what the
Bible says on to others as you would have them
do unto you.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
So if you want to criticize me, then his little
bullshy has got to be.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Ready for some criticism himself. He didn't even leave his name.

Speaker 10 (44:41):
It's just a male caller, see right there. But haven't
I been telling you for years since we've been on
the radio about your grammar?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Haven't I been telling? Of course?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
You have?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Have I been listening?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Okay? So now what makes him think I don't even
know him. At least I know s.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
For years.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
It's based on the relationship.

Speaker 8 (45:05):
Yeah, but if you're gonna call me brother to criticize me,
then do what I teach the young men to do
to come to my camp.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Be man enough to stand on your word. Put your
name on it. Y'all be shaming yourself. Well, I ain't.

Speaker 10 (45:28):
A uh, it's a lady who left a message about
where exactly are you from?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Steve.

Speaker 9 (45:33):
Kay, mister Harvey, this is Alicius.

Speaker 16 (45:36):
Me and a couple of buddies are.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Standing outside of Dollar General in West by.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
God, Virginia, and we need some validation from you on.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Where are you from, whether it's Welch or McDonell County somewhere.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Now.

Speaker 9 (45:54):
I can't believe.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
Welch is in McDowell County with the post county in
the United States, Welch, West Virginia is in that county.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
There was no Dollar stove when I was there. We
had one stone, all right, I got I can't believe
I just did it.

Speaker 10 (46:11):
Coming up next, Thank you, Steve, Thank you caller Steve.
Coming up next, it is the nephew and the prank
phone call for today.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Right after this.

Speaker 10 (46:19):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
at the top of the hour, about four minutes after.
It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
it's a problem when I do it. We'll get into
that find out what that's all about. It's a problem
when I do it. But right now, the nephew is

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here with today's prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
What you got for is neph Bili.

Speaker 11 (46:46):
This right here is actually Tombstone. This is Tombstone. That's
the name of it, all right, The name of it
is Tombstone. But I don't know if this is Can
I flip it this way?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Can I say rest in peace?

Speaker 11 (46:59):
Vale Kill one of my favorite actors who was actually
in Tombstone the movie that was a.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Bad boy right there. You know, you know, I'll be
your huckle bear.

Speaker 11 (47:07):
Yeah, yeah, he's a great actor. Yeah, he is called Tombstone.
Y'all take a listen. Here we go cut doubt.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Filleral home.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
It's candid, Hey man, we got a problem with the
center home. The man saw something. Y'all gonna mess around
and put the wrong name on my hand toombs, as
will was to date, and we got a problem we
gotta get rich the five man, y'all can hold hold on.

Speaker 16 (47:31):
Hold on, man, calm down. First of all, what is
your name?

Speaker 4 (47:35):
My name is Richie Man. But y'all, y'all, I can't
understand a funeral home making these count of mistakes, you
know that don't make no sense. How long have y'all
even been in the business to be doing something like this?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
So this is a family business.

Speaker 16 (47:47):
We've been doing this forty plus years.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Make a mistakes like this?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Man?

Speaker 10 (47:51):
What what?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
What's the problem?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
What's the mistake? What's the mistake you think we made?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Okay, look man, we're bearing my hand two weeks ago.
Her name is hud Up.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Okay, all right, what do you spell?

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Your name is r O s e t t A.
Y'all got r O z e t t a. She
was born tune to eight nineteen forty eight. Y'all got
August to fix nineteen forty y'all got the dates mixed up,
and y'all got her name mixed up. And when we
ain't finna doors having Miami rested in peace with the

(48:24):
wrong stuff on her thumb? Song all like no fusman,
calm down?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Where you keep getting at me? I can't no way
I can help you. If you getting at me, I mean,
we'll fix the problem then, mane Why I can check
the paperwork. I can check the paperwork and see what
the problem is. Now, if you gave me the wrong information,
your family gave me the wrong information, then we just
put down where we were given and if we gotta
change something, we'll change it.

Speaker 16 (48:47):
But it's gonna cost you some more.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Mind.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I'm not all, y'all. We we're not paying another damn
to that funeral hall, not another damn. The stuff gonna
get changed on that tone stuff, and we're not paying
for none this. I'm gon up.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
I'm decided.

Speaker 16 (49:02):
I'm saying we can help you out. I can help you.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
But if you gave me the wrong information, that's on you.
Why didn't do that?

Speaker 6 (49:09):
That's on as you.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
But we didn't give you the wrong information. Now, I'm
gonna tell you that for here. You what's your name?
Turn on? What is your name?

Speaker 3 (49:17):
My name is Kendrick.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Okay, Kendreck. Let me tell you something. If this don't
get changed, body night, me and some of my cousin
a finna come out there and start digging up bout.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
It all right now, y'all not coming over here and
digging up nothing.

Speaker 16 (49:30):
Y'all, this is my play.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
You will disrespect my family and come over here. You're
gonna get up what.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
We're gonna dig up somebodies. If y'all gonna come, If
y'all don't get this rector bottle of my head, tombstone.

Speaker 16 (49:40):
It's not gonna be none of that.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
I'm not having you coming over here. We're gonna six
the problem and check the paperwork and I can get
back to you.

Speaker 16 (49:46):
That's why I can do. But you ain't digging up nothing.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
And if y'all six this thing on my head and tombstone,
but it's me and my cousin is coming out there
digging up some of them dead bodies. Until y'all get
this thing sick, I ain't.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Gonna be nobody coming over here and I'm gonna say
I'm nothing.

Speaker 16 (50:02):
Wait a minute, listen, hold on, see what now I'm
getting excited to come.

Speaker 8 (50:06):
Man.

Speaker 16 (50:07):
Let me just talk to you like a man.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Listen.

Speaker 16 (50:09):
What I'm saying is you in that the family seals
out the paperwork, puts the name and the earth.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Date on there.

Speaker 16 (50:16):
If it is incorrect, it has to be fixed.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
I have to call the man out here to fix it,
and that's gonna cost some money. I have to pay him.
All I'm saying is.

Speaker 16 (50:25):
If that is the case, if the paperworker is incorrect,
it's not on us, and I might have to charge
you a little extra money just so I can.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Get it taken. Care to get charged none. We ain't
got no more money, man, we ain't got no more money.
Got charge alarm and had to bear in my honey,
we ain't got no more. Let me tell you. I'm
gonna tell you one more time, mister Kendrick. If I
don't see a child, I'm coming out there this evening,
and look at my handy tombs. I'm coming out there now.
If the day and the name ain't fixed, I promise

(50:55):
you so help me. I'm finna start digging up about it.
And if you are out there, I'm gonna put you
in one of them holes down and does up.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Now, I'll tell you what, virgie. You're not gonna put
me in no hor man like I say, I tell it.
I'm trying to talk to you and tell you what
the deal is and how we will get this fixed.
Ain't nobody coming out here and dig it up?

Speaker 9 (51:15):
Nothing.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
I'll be go on somebody.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
I bet you, I bet you I'm digging up a
home and I'll put you in it if you don't
fix my hand and tombs down.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
If we both going in the damn hole, that's what's
gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
And we're both going in that end because somebody gonna
fix mess around and put the room d y want
to put the y'all and spill on my head and
then row and everything. You're not gonna fix nothing.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Me and you yelling at each other.

Speaker 16 (51:37):
We mean, we don't do this. Yelling at each other
is not gonna fix the problems. I'm I still have
to do a step here. I have to look at
this paperwork.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
When is you gonna look at it then?

Speaker 16 (51:48):
Whether you keep yelling, I don't even have time to.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Go over this paperwork.

Speaker 16 (51:51):
Every time I get ready look at something, you yelling
in my head?

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Say this to you one more time. I'm coming. I'm
finna come out there right now. That's what I'm finnas
you know what way to come on there.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I try to talk nice to you and tell you
what do I told you that it's a family business.

Speaker 16 (52:07):
You just expect me.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
You came out here. You ain't no cousin. We both
got it all day. That's why I'm trying to tell
you right now listen to tell you you need to know.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
That is on my way because I guarantee you y'all
gonna chance.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I'm gonna bring no bring No, you ain't no cousin.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Laughter, poor car.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I'm bigging at both said and hold out this day.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
When they get ready to sail Kendrick on the tomb
stof I bet you they won't fail that right.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Oh well, then come off you you ain't no coussin.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Why I got I got some I need to tell you. Yes,
you got to say, I said you listening to me, Kendrick?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
What the you wrap the civil regie?

Speaker 4 (52:49):
I got to play? This is miss You tell me
you just got break by your secretary with no man.

Speaker 11 (53:04):
You tell me.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
Man Len you got you man man Old he.

Speaker 16 (53:14):
Was gonna to be ahead today.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I knew something was fun.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Oh man, you got me.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
But I wor gonna do a olever yo today shining gig.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you one more thing. What
is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
in the land, The.

Speaker 16 (53:34):
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (53:38):
Come on, y'all, come on, not this great getting up Thursday,
on this great getting up Thursday. Give it to me,
give it, tell me, give it to me. The Nephews
Friday night in Charlotte, so loud. Saturday night shows so loud.
I got to show two shows on Sunday, four o'clock.
Sunday soul out. You got that seven o'clock to play with.

(53:59):
It comes to the Nephew in Charlotte, North Carolina. All right,
you want to catch me thirdy, Well, I'm just when
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There's a meat in Greek at the Marquis. All right,
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(54:22):
in Charlotte, North Carolina. My boy named Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Best friends that we haven't heard about. There you go, Shirley,
you know what?

Speaker 7 (54:30):
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Okay, okay, oh okay, keep on keep on. A couple
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Speaker 1 (54:48):
The Nephews coming town.

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is coming to town. And then, of course you know Jacksonville.
That's Duke Ball baby that Easter weekend, Saturday the nineteenth,
the Nephew coming. It's an evening with Nephew Tommy. An evening.
Oh my god, it's absolutely going to be ravishing. Did

(55:09):
the Nephew is coming to you. We must go and
put on a greatest, greatest clothing and go out and
have a laugh with nephew. Oh, dear crazy.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Boo.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yes, that's not how you say it.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
The new head coach of the.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Jack Duo Ball, thank you, I say it now. He
ain't gonna keep his job long with it like that.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
All right, thank you, nephew.

Speaker 10 (55:40):
Coming up next, it is my Strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is it's a problem when I do it.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
It's a problem when I do it. We'll get into
it right after this.

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Speaker 10 (56:16):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to STEVEBARVFM
dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

(56:36):
reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
going to read this one right here, right now, and
you never know, it could be yours.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
It could be yours. Muchael up, Hold on tight, We
got it for you here. It is Strawberry letter. All right, nephew,
thank you. Subject. It is a problem when I do it.

Speaker 10 (56:54):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm sick of my husband controlling stuff
when it comes to me and my happiness, but he
never deprives himself of anything, not even other women. We've
been together for seven years and married for four years.
He paid off all three of my major credit cards,
and we got a credit card together that we plan
to use for trips and major purchases. He has been

(57:17):
ordering limited edition Jordan's on the card whenever he wants to,
but if I use the card to order hair, he
has a fit. My hair is just as important, if
not more important, than the latest shoes. He tries to
justify everything if it's something he wants. He always compares
me to women on TV and pictures on social media.

(57:39):
He thinks he's being helpful if he tells me that
I should visit a popular dermatologist that he saw on
social media. If I ask him what's wrong with my face,
he says that he didn't mean any harm. One day,
I decided to pay him back and I pointed out
a man that had a big, huge bulge, big bulge
in the front of his khakis. I told my husband

(57:59):
he should ask the guy what kind of pants he
was wearing, because they fit him very nicely. My husband
said that I was implying that he was a small
man down there and his feelings were so hurt. He
can't take it when I treat him as bad as
he treats me. I've found screenshots of other women saved
on his phone, and he talks to his female friends

(58:21):
in my presence, although we had agreed that we shouldn't
talk to our old friends of the opposite sex. He
does so many other things that prove that our marriage
is one sided. He said, he's the king, but this
queen has had enough. Why is my husband so comfortable
doing what he wants to do? Because he just is,

(58:42):
That's all I mean. He's a typical dish it but
can't take it type person. He's living in his perfect
world and he thinks he's too good to deal with
your flaws. In other words, he's too busy criticizing you
to see himself in a different lighter to get himself together.
He's playing a dangerous game, though, because his ego is

(59:03):
very fragile. We know that fragile egos, they can't take
it when you He can't definitely take it when you
mentioned the other man's pants and how good the other
man looked in them. He was crushed by that. He
was crushed. But I got to tell you that this
tit for tet stuff that you guys are doing, it
could get really, really ugly. And I can't understand how

(59:27):
you let this go this far. You guys have known
each other for seven years, Mary for four, especially the cheating.
You wrote it like you know, it was so matter
of factly after seven years of marriage. I think you
should be able to say anything and everything to your husband,
you know, including exactly how you feel about his criticisms
and put downs.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Steve.

Speaker 8 (59:49):
Wow, this whole letter to me is about a person
who doesn't and understand their power. Because I want to
encourage women, and a lot of women don't need what
I'm about to say because they do it anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
But you got to understand your power. The subject is
the problem when I do it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:14):
This lady said that she's sick of her husband controlling
everything when it comes to me and my happiness. But
he don't deprive hisself of anything, not even other women. Now,
let's stop right here. He don't deprive himself of nothing,
not even other women.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I was really expecting to hear more in this.

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
Letter about that, because that's like crazy that you married,
but you don't have to deprive yourself of other women.
I'm very interested in this theory, very interested in knowing
more about this, because how does this work. We've being
together seven married for folk, paid off all three of

(01:01:04):
my major credit cards, and y'all got a credit card
together that were planning on using for trips and major purchases.
All right, but he been ordering limited edition Jordan's on
the card whenever he wants.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
But if I use the card to order hair, he
gotta fit. My hair is just as.

Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
Important, if not more important, than the latest shoe. Let's
stop right here. I must agree you have my full
undivided one support. Hair is way more important than some
Jordan's right, Ain't no doubt about it. I ain't seen

(01:01:51):
no Jordan's look better than a woman's hair. I ain't
seen a pair yet. Now I must uh or what
you say when you are clarify, I want to love, stipulate,
point out, reiterate, reiterate, org say this was the stipulation.

(01:02:13):
I don't know the proper word to use. And the
dude that's listening to the show that criticizes me, you know,
I don't know what the word is. So it is anyway,
I don't own a single pair of Jordan's. Let me
just put that out there. I don't have any hair
so I have. I am not biased in any way.

(01:02:39):
I ain't got no Jordan's and I ain't got no hair,
so I am totally totally impartial to this letter. But
I must agree that if I had to pick Jordan's,
a hair dog going and I'm gonna have some hell,
and especially on my woman. So let's just get that
out the way. We'll be back with how I really

(01:03:01):
feel about this letter.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Okay, all right, Steve.

Speaker 10 (01:03:04):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry letter subject
It's a problem when I do it. We'll get back
into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
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Speaker 10 (01:03:54):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject it's a problem when I do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah, it is a problem.

Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
It is a problem when you do it because you're
not exacting your power here. All right, I'm explaining this
to you. Your husband is controlling. Y'all got your credit
cards paid off, your big three major cars. Y'all got
one credit card together, decide that y'all was gonna take
trips and do major purchases together.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
He doing on the car what he want to do.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
He ordered the latest unlimited Jordan's all the time, and
you ain't got a problem that. But then when you
order hair, he got a problem with that, you saying
your hair is just as important.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I agree with you.

Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
Now to let you know how impartial I am in
this letter. Let's be clear about this. Let me set
this straight for the record, so you know I'm not
on one side or the other. I ain't got no
Jordan's and I ain't got no hair.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
So he's straight down the middle. I can speak on it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
I think the hair is more important now, God to
justify everything if it's important to something that he wants.
He always compares me to women on TV and pictures
on social media. He thinks he's being helpful if he
tells me I should visit a popular dermatologist that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
He saw on social media. Well, why don't you flip it?

Speaker 8 (01:05:20):
Why don't you carry your little bumpy face down there too,
because I'm pretty sure your skin is more smooth than he.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
See.

Speaker 8 (01:05:29):
You not exacting your power? Now, he said something in
this letter. Let me just go to the last line
and then read this letter. The last line, he says,
he is the king. That's why he doing what he
want to do. But you're saying, but his queen has
had enough. Why is my husband so comfortable doing what

(01:05:51):
he wants to do? Because you ask the queen? Are
not exacting your power? Lady, if you understood the game
of chest a little bit, maybe you can understand where
I'm coming from, the most powerful peace on the board
is the queen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
When you lose your queen, you're making the game hard
on you.

Speaker 8 (01:06:12):
You can still be the king, but you don't have
the ultimate protector because the queen is gone. The queen
can move parallel, horizontal, The queen can move diagonally. Can
the queen move diagoney?

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
No, I'm not diagony.

Speaker 8 (01:06:31):
A queen can move, yeah, a queen can move diagonally.
A queen can move parallel, horizontal, vertical. A queen can
move forward back, which she can capture in any direction.
That's the only piece on the board that has that power.
Because the queen is the most powerful piece on the board.
You since to have given up your power. So you

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let him tell you he the king, but without the queen,
his chances of winning are hampered. You need your power back.
He compares you to women on TV and pictures on
social media. Then go get you one of them. See,
I'm gonna teach you how to talk like a queen.
He thinks he's being helpful, and he tells you, tell
me all to visit the popular dermatologist he saw on TV.

(01:07:16):
And you take your bumpy face down there too. And
he always comparing you to women on TV and social media.
Bring up one of them helpers. One more time and
see what happened to you. Then you decided to pay
him back. One day you showed a man that had
a big bulge in front of his khakis. I told

(01:07:37):
my husband he should have asked that guy what kind
of pants he's wearing, because it fit him very nicely.
My husband said, I was implying that he's a small
man down there and his.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Feelings were so hurt. The truth hurts.

Speaker 8 (01:07:50):
Going to church hurts sometimes, especially when you think that
the sermon is about you. Then you ask the queen
should have said, well, I ain't saying you small, but
you ain't him though, ah swinging thinging, Oh yes, switchy, twitchy,

(01:08:12):
Oh yeah, get it, got it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
You gotta start acting like the queen. You got to
let him know you got some moves too.

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
My husband said that I was flying that he's a
small man down there and this field is hurt. He
can't take it when I treat him as bad as
he treats me. Stop accepting bad treatment, Ladies, I say
this to you all the time. You can train a
man how to treat you. All you gotta do is
stop accepting bad behavior. Martin Luther King said, a man
can't ride your back, like unless you bend over, stop

(01:08:41):
bending over?

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
You're the queen. I found screenshots of other women saved
on his phone. Take his phone, take the sim card out,
throw it in the fireplace, crack the phone and give
it back to it. And you know why you did that,
because I'm tired of seeing these other women on your phone.
That gets you a better phone than ain't got all

(01:09:05):
these women on this one, Okay, and then show him
your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
What's on her phone?

Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
Men?

Speaker 11 (01:09:18):
Men?

Speaker 8 (01:09:20):
Yeah, pictures of men muscular because he ain't all that.
I'll tell you that right now. He talks to female
friends in my presence. See you letting too much happen. Yeah,
you're allowing too much to happen. You're not talking nobody
in my face.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
You don't command no respect, demand no respect, So you
gets no respect. When are you gonna start commanding and demanding.
I'm telling you you have to exact your power as
a queen, period. And we agreed that we shouldn't talk
to our old friends of the opposite second, he said,
he the king and I'm the queen.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
When you're gonna act.

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Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:10:10):
Coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, we'll
have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
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up beside you. Fortunately, every Honday offers advanced safety features
that can alert you to potential dangers around you.

Speaker 11 (01:10:39):
hundred and twenty IIHS Top Safety Awards from two thousand
and six to twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
As of December twenty twenty four. It is time now
for Junior and sports talk. What you got Junior?

Speaker 14 (01:10:57):
All right, Shirley Well, First of all, May eleventh, O
This Day Comedy Jam down in Jacksonville, Floyd after Terry Theater.
I will be there with Sheryl lunder Wood. We gonna
have us a great time down there. But most importantly,
what I'm proud of is my work that I do
in the community. On June seventh, it'll be the ten
year anniversary of Kiers Hope. This is a five k
running fun walk happening at the Market Hunt He'll bridge, Okay,
Carling Shirley, this is for y'all. Okay, they had to

(01:11:19):
meet and Push has not been banned. Y'all can see, yeah,
right now, it has not been I know that's what
they want to see. They just want to see them push.
Jalen Hurst, yes to the first time. That's been good news,
good news up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
That's true.

Speaker 14 (01:11:40):
Also, also, Michael Parsons and Jerry Jones are having a
dispute over his contract negotiations. Jerry Jones said that he
don't deal with agents. He don't deal with his agent.
He just dealing with Michael Parsons and Michael Parsons, you
can't do this deal without my agent because he wants
the same money that Miles Garrett gets. So you know
that's that's like you're going into family, then your agent

(01:12:01):
can't go in there. It's just you, we're gonna deal
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Yeah, that's how I go in Huh. I ain't got
no agent. I know what everybody making.

Speaker 8 (01:12:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm not finna give you ten percent
of my money though, I'm not finna do that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Oh you mean the agent. You're not gonna give that? Yes, man,
why you never have?

Speaker 9 (01:12:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
Yeah, I half yeah in the past, of course, but
I've been in business a long time now, I don't
need that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
See, once you establish a rate, you could never be
paid under that rate.

Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
Then once I understood what Alex Trebekan Hall them was making,
I just understood that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Now if I got the same numbers what we're talking about, Yeah, okay,
then know that. Lamar Jackson, get your mama in there,
get it, bruh, somebody. You don't mind giving ten percent, right, yeah,
something like that, but just going in there and just
give it to him. You know what I'm saying. I
ain't doing that. Yeah, all right, Well, we got Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 14 (01:12:57):
We'll still don't know where Aaron Rodgers want to play at,
but it says that he might be ended up with
the Steelers. Coach Thomlin says the conversations are showing positive signs,
so he could probably he's going.

Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
To the Stealers. He was throwing the other day with Metcalf.
He's going to the Steelers.

Speaker 14 (01:13:11):
So you know, they're saying it's showing positive signs, but
he still says might he could be the Vikings.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
And then we don't know. He just stay at the caves. Aaron,
that's all we want to stay at the cave. Okay,
we don't know it was explain what you're talking about.

Speaker 14 (01:13:22):
Well, you know, he goes on these retreats and he
has to thank everything out and he got to sit
there in the dark, and then it come to him.
Then he says, this is what I'm gonna do. It's
like Cameron hay was said, either you're gonna play for
us or you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
That's the pitch go ahead. Does he need to retire?
Do you guys think absolutely no, he still got it.
He's still got he still got it. You think you'll
see I may ever been to a caves. Think nothing now,
All right, junior, thank you? All right.

Speaker 10 (01:13:56):
Coming up at the top of the hour, a young
man in social media needs some advice. He asks friends,
don't kiss, right, we'll talk about it right after this
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:14:12):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
This is from JJ on Steve Harvey FM.

Speaker 10 (01:14:15):
JJ says, I've been best friends with this girl for years,
and the other night we sort of hooked up. Nothing wild,
just a long kiss that felt like a line being crossed.
But since then she's acted light it like it never happened.
No follow up conversation, no acknowledgment, just back to normal.
The thing is, I've got feelings. Now, I've got real feelings.

(01:14:38):
Now do I bring it up and risk the friendship
or let it go and wonder forever?

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
If?

Speaker 12 (01:14:44):
How?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Listen to her too? How that he doesn't say, boy,
she wait you now?

Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
Yeah, that girl ain't kiss you for no reason. Now,
she ain't brought it up because she won't on you
to break it up. She's thinking the same thing you think.
I crossed the line? Man, We supposed to just be friends.
Told y'all about your friendship. But okay, so anyway, what
you gonna do now you got feeling? Boy, listen to me.
You've been having feelings. Stop talking about you these girls friends.

(01:15:16):
She don't play she don't play video games, she don't
play sports. Okay, y'all don't talk trash, she don't smoke cigars.
He kissed them nog How y'all friends, stop saying that
you've been liking the girls. Just go up to it
and say, Hey, look what happened the other night. I

(01:15:39):
just want to be real, honest with you. I just
felt like it's long overdue. I've been having these feelings
for so long, but I didn't want to cross the
line because I didn't want to be running the risk
of losing you as a friend. But now that we've
done that, I just want to be honest with you
that it really meant something to me. I can't get

(01:15:59):
it out of my mind. I think about it day
and night. I've always felt this way about you. My
only hope is that you would return the favor to me. God,
I think we could have something so incredibly beautiful. We've
been friends so long, we know each other's secrets. I
love to take this to the next level. I think

(01:16:20):
we could be a power couple. Wow, I ain't got
hot and bothered in.

Speaker 12 (01:16:36):
That. It was.

Speaker 8 (01:16:43):
Because I'm from an era where you had to have
a conversation with a woman, because it weren't on cell phones.
I had to put something on your head. It's so
good that you couldn't wait to see me again. In
case the other three dudes that like you saw you
till the next time I saw you, my comments and
statements had to withstand the pressure of the mother dudes

(01:17:05):
out here, so I had I came with pressure.

Speaker 10 (01:17:09):
M okay, all right, well, all right, all right, JJ,
hopefully you took uncle.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Steven there, I'm spot on, Bill, Yeah you are. We
do have time for another one, Steve.

Speaker 10 (01:17:21):
This is from Tye on Facebook, who says what's the
downside of getting a tattoo on my ring finger in
place of a wedding ring? For me, the benefits are
that I'll never lose it, it's cheaper, and it looks
cooler than a corny piece of jewelry. Friends are telling
me not to do it, with their main reason reasoning
being what if it doesn't work out. I tell them

(01:17:43):
that I'm not getting married with the intention of getting divorced,
so that's not an issue for me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
So beyond that, is there really a downside? Well, here's
the deal, bro.

Speaker 8 (01:17:53):
You can't take it off and put it nowhere, because
it's going to come in time. No matter who you are,
You're gonna want to take it off and.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Put it down so much.

Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
You meet somebody that you gonna try to tell you
not married. Naw, you got this tattoo on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
You, your ring finger, corny piece of jewelry, had it
advise you.

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
I'm gonna get this corny piece of jewel put it
off so you can take it off. Okay, I've said
three times I do for the rest of my life,
and I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
All right, I'm taking that thing off. Morning show.

Speaker 10 (01:18:54):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Have you guys heard about Miss Mildred. Miss Mildred in
some pain right now. She is a seventy six year
old woman in Pennsylvania. She is desperately trying to find
the two point six million dollar lottery tickets she left

(01:19:15):
in the pocket of the jacket that she donated to
the Vietnam Veterans of America charity.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
God yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:19:24):
She realized that she matched the lottery numbers, but remembered
she had left the ticket in the pocket of a
jacket she donated. She also learned that the charity sends
its donations out across the country and even overseas, and
had no way to track her jacket. The Pennsylvania Lottery
told Miss Mildred there was no way to claim the

(01:19:44):
prize without the physical ticket in hand. The ticket expires,
yet she has until May eighth to get it back.
Maybe somebody will be nice and find it and give it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Think you not give its about two million? Uh huh
two point six million?

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
I can't How.

Speaker 8 (01:20:04):
Do I find that ticket? I send her a thousand
dollars every years a line. Yeah, she wasn't gonna have
nothing a minute ago.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Yeah, I'm very generous of you. Yeah, I can't know.

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
The story behind it. If I find the ticket is mine.
But if I know it's Miss Milder's too, in all honesty,
i'd give it to him. If I get that jacket,
that's my jacket and my ticket. I ain't got nothing
to do with Miss mild I'm gonna give it to us,
so I don't block no blessings, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Come on, I find that jacket and that ticket, that
is a blessing.

Speaker 10 (01:20:39):
I'm sorry, we'll play around it, would you rather? Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Everyone at your girl Shirley's Strawberry Here April six is
National I say E bol Day and Tropical Smoothie Cafe
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(01:21:00):
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offer of five dollars off and Asa E Bowl or
asa E Bowl with Nutella. It is time now for

(01:21:22):
a round of would you rather? Would you rather have
the wisdom of your age or the energy of your youth.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
I'm gonna go with the youth. Really that you agree
with that? Uncle Steve?

Speaker 15 (01:21:45):
You can go with the energy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
All right, Steve is down to.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
Him out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
To go over there? You what is up holding on this?
Would you rather.

Speaker 10 (01:22:10):
Boat down the Mississippi River or would you rather go
hiking at the Grand Canyon?

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Oh? Down the Mississippi? Get in a boat.

Speaker 8 (01:22:23):
Right there? Yeah, cutting through Mississippi. I'd have been over there.
Ain't that many views?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
You're gonna go hiking?

Speaker 7 (01:22:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
I don't want to do that either. Walking on. There's
a lot of snakes in that canyon. Oh you know,
I'm a lot of animals in the wow. Yeah all right.
Would you rather have no teeth for the rest of
your life?

Speaker 10 (01:22:53):
Or would you rather have shark teeth, shark teeth, shark
teeth or just no teeth.

Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
I'm gonna get me some. I'm gonna give me some
dentches and some poly din. Gonna try to ride it out.
I can't hit the shot. I bite my tongue too much.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I can't handle that. You know how you bite your yall?
Oh yeah, the inside and you bite it again. Oh yeah,
I do chewing gum. Yeah, always bite it twice. Yeah
all right. Oh when you bite it the second time,
you'll be so mad at you. Yeah all right. Would

(01:23:33):
you rather have very big feet? You're a very small hands. Sorry,
I don't know why she's doing that. To do that.

Speaker 8 (01:23:42):
They got the little raccoon hands, that's why. Shame you
got raccoon hand and baby doll feet. Hard one day,
I'll put my hand up in here. They put it
in the Jip magazine.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
Man, I became me when he was at a live remote.

Speaker 8 (01:24:02):
He put his head up. My hands ain't small? Hold up, homie,
No want to don't want to put your hands right here?
Look at my hands compared to my head. Look, yeah, yeah,
I got big hands. I was palming basketball in high schools.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Oh wow, I do that. Oh you couldn't looking from
the us. Hell no, he can barely throw a baseball man.
Round of would you rather for today? Coming up? It
is our last break of the day, and we'll close
out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey

(01:24:42):
right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
drifting toward your lane or that lane splitting biker creeping
up beside you. Fortunately, everynday offers advanced safety features that
can alert you to potential dangers around.

Speaker 11 (01:25:05):
hundred and twenty IIHS Top Safety awards from two thousand
and six to twenty twenty four as of December twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 10 (01:25:19):
All right, Steve, here, we are our last break of
the day. We had a caller earlier who has something
to say to you. Let's play that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Let me here, shall we?

Speaker 9 (01:25:29):
Steve Harvey dismisses his explicity for you.

Speaker 15 (01:25:31):
I just heard part of your broadcast about you opening
the website.

Speaker 9 (01:25:35):
Seeing don't say that.

Speaker 15 (01:25:36):
You know you're like a role model, but you speak
any bodies hues were like them, ain't.

Speaker 9 (01:25:42):
And earlier in the broadcast he was talking about.

Speaker 15 (01:25:43):
Murals, scruples, values, and reference to two sisters screwing the
same guy? Where are your murals and values for being
an impactful, positive role model for younger kids? You and
courage mentally talented or underserved black kids to use broken English.

Speaker 9 (01:26:06):
You should be ashamed of yourself.

Speaker 8 (01:26:08):
Do better, man, you know, uh, I got this call
and it's funny to me how people are you gotta do?

Speaker 13 (01:26:16):
Better?

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Man?

Speaker 8 (01:26:17):
First of all, I was taught by my father, if
you are going to say something, then be a man
about it. Number one rule of manhood my father taught
me was do what you say you gonna do. These
are my closing remarks today.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
So in honor of the call.

Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
First of all, brother, I accept your critique, but it
would admit more to me had you said your name,
because see what amazes me about people is when you
come for famous people, you use it because you finally
get to say something to the famous person. But you
want to do yours in anonymity. You want to live

(01:26:57):
yours in obscurity. You wanna stay behind the scenes, you
wanna throw the rock from behind the bushes.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Say your name.

Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
Now you're telling me that I, as a person, are
to be shamed of myself and do better because I'm
supposed to be a role model for people, but I
use words like them and ain't. And then you're talking
about these two women that was sleeping with the same man.
Where are your mails and your scruples? You got to

(01:27:28):
be more impactful for young people? Do I really well?

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
I've had a minoring camp for fifteen years.

Speaker 8 (01:27:37):
We more women more than that. What am I talking about?
I've had my minoring camp seventeen over twenty some years.
I have impacted thousands of young boys and young girls' lives.
I put my money where my mouth is. I spend

(01:27:58):
more money on my minoring camp then I do on
just about anything. People don't know that because I get
very little corporate support. I get very few donations. I
want to think of people like Lows and Coca Cola
has helped me over the years. Choice Hotels has helped
me over the years. You know, people like that Lexus

(01:28:22):
who has supported my menory in camp through the golf tournament.
Stuff like that. A lot of people have, but it's
not to the tune where it completes the deal. I
gotta put a lot of money up for that.

Speaker 11 (01:28:34):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:28:34):
I understand what you're saying, brother, but I'm not here
to impact how you talk. I'm how to impact. I'm
here to impact how you live. I don't care how
you talk. Talking is not a measure of success to me.
To be well spoken. I guess that's a cool thing.
I ain't saying you shouldn't be well spoken, but I'm

(01:28:55):
telling you right now, and you can see by my
work on television, radio or wherever you listen to me
at it ain't a criteria for success. But if you
want to make it that, that's fine. If I was
an English teacher, I guess I wouldn't be able to
do it. If I was a professor, if I was
standing up in front of people speaking in a classroom setting,
I guess I wouldn't be able to make it. I

(01:29:15):
speak well enough to get the point across. But at
the same time, dog, you do know I'm a comedian.
That ever crossed your mind, And I'll say that again,
that ever crossed your mind? Dat that that ever crossed
your mind? And to be honest with you, brouh, I

(01:29:38):
don't really care. I don't try that hard to speak proper.
It ain't really that important to me. The importance to
me is the message. And when it's time for me
to deliver the message, I'll stand on that. Oh, I'll
stand on that. Nat A, that is a bug And

(01:29:59):
it's not even spell that way. It really starts with
the K. But I stand on that because Nat right there,
that is a little pesky ass instinct, just like your
phone call was what caller?

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
That what starts with the letter G, not K, no, no,
no gnat. That's what I was talking about. Pronounce the
gnat gn a T. Who knew that? Why would I

(01:30:32):
pronounce a letter that you is silent? See right there, that's.

Speaker 8 (01:30:39):
The logic I've been living on the whole time, Caller,
That's the logic I've been living on.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Why would I care to spell a word that got
a letter in it that's silent.

Speaker 13 (01:30:52):
Phone ain't really supposed to be with no p pH.
It's supposed to be with the f really don't eight
you do. The left white folks fool you all these years.
You've been listening to them tell you all the wrong information.
That's why you are where you are and why I

(01:31:12):
am where I'm his.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
That's why.

Speaker 8 (01:31:17):
Because done broke the rules. I don't decided I wasn't
fitting to be normal, fitting them.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Normal.

Speaker 8 (01:31:28):
I was gonna be different. They don't pay nobody to
be normal. You are paid to be different. Steve Harvey
Morning Show standing on business.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
Business.

Speaker 8 (01:31:43):
We pay fee for you call. I appreciate it. Look
at here, Hey, y'all. We'll be back tomorrow morning, just
like this here, and to call it. He's gonna be
madder than evil. Talk to God today. He speaks proper
grammar all the.

Speaker 10 (01:31:58):
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