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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all all at all.
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So given them.
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Black the million buf bus things and its styeah listening
to to.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
I want to joy? Yeah, Joy, you turn. You gotta turn.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Cat to turn the mouth turn you probably got to
turn the mouth, turn out.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
The water of the money up. Look me.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Come come out.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You think that?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I sure will? Hey, good morning everybody. You're listening to
the voice, Come on, dig me now one it only
Steve Harvey got a radio show. I've been saying it
like that since I got it too. All right, got
a good one for you today. Yesterday the other day,
I was talking to you about the most effective weapon
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available to us as human beings, I think is prayer.
I think prayer helps us in so many ways. But
right now, what I want to do is I want
to show you how prayer pays off. I want to
show you what good it can do for you. Even me,
I use it every day, and the days I don't
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use it, I feel it that that, you know, the
days that I go, you know, without talking to him
as much, I notice it. I feel it. I feel
a certain kind of way, you know, those that doubt
starts slipping in again, that uneasy feeling of uncertainty slips
in again, and that wondering what I'm gonna do start
slipping in again. Happens to me, It happens everybody. Man,
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I think, I really, really do you know, if people
would just keep it real with each other, stop being
this Christian this superman, because you ain't you ain't. There's
a scripture that says that's none perfect, no, not one.
That's everybody that cover all of us thought it. So
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sometimes I think we're a little too hard on each
other with that too, Seeing that's how we not perfect,
we immediately want to just just oh man, you just
want to kill when we find somebody do something wrong.
Bell If we go public, everything go public now it
calls social media. But anyway, I just want to talk
to you about how prayer pays off. It's called it
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all eye and money. People got money, call it all eyes.
So return on investment. People always looking for a return
on investment. You know, nobody, nobody in business really gives
you money without understanding the return on investment. They don't
even give money to charities unless they think it can
do something with the bottom line. A lot of companies
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work like that. I found out out myself. Sad, but
it is true. So since everything is expected to work
on a return on investment, I assume because we're human beings.
So since we are human beings, whether you're in business
or not, you still in the business of living. I
think when you pray, you should expect a return on
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your investment. You talk to him, you spend time opening
up to him, you bowed your head to him, you
humbled yourself, you got on your knees. I mean, but
really we talking God here. So really, what you're doing
ain't really about nothing. Be honest with you. A little
bit that you do do on his behalf, it just
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pales in comparison with what he does. But let's just
say you want to call yourself invested, Well, let me
show you how it pays off. This because see for me,
this is for me. Now, prayer pays off in different ways.
That's what I had to learn. See, I was praying,
but I was asking him specifically for what I wanted.
I had the audacity, though, to turn around and tell
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him how to do what I wanted. That's amazing. Man.
I can't tell you how many blessings I block come
in my way by putting my faith in what I
said I wanted and how I wanted him to do it.
I want you to give me this. I want that
person to go away. I want this person to accept
everything you say. Then I want to go over here
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and I want this deal to happen like this, and
I want that person to just step aside and let
me through. And then I want that I was I
had it mapped out. God must have been chuckling really hard.
He had been gonna, boy, I made you to be funny.
But boy, you funny now. So you're gonna tell me
how to do it. And you've all heard this right here.
If you want to make God laugh telling me your playing, well,
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that's what I did. And that's how we pray. A
lot of times we pray, and we pray. In the prayer,
we're telling him how to work it out. Well, here's
the deal. This is what I've learned. Prayer pays off
in different ways. There's a different return of my investment
when I pray. See, sometimes when I'm praying for something,
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a situation to dissolve itself or go away, sometimes I
get courage out of the prayer. Prayer provides me courage.
That's just to go on and look at it. I
guess face it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Then.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Sometimes when I'm praying about a situation, sometimes prayer gives
me hanging power. Sometimes, man, it just I look up
and I'm just handling it better. Sometimes prayer gives you
laughing off power. Sometimes, man, you just got to laugh
it off whatever, man, you trip it? Do you know
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what that is? If you could do that?
Speaker 7 (07:08):
You know.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Sometimes it gives you a show of strength power. Sometimes
prayer allows you to have the appearance that you got
it all together. Nobody got to know the world winning
the tornado, the hurricane that's swirling in your life, You
standing over that like the eye the hurricane, you just
and it's all swirling around you. But you standing there
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like the eye, you just as calm. That's what prayer does.
So when you pray, man, it builds up a lot
of things in you. You know what it's done for me.
Prayer has built up character in me. It's made me
have more character because I'm able to stand stronger on
the things I say because I've been praying, because I've
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been asking God for all of those return of investments.
I've been asking God for courage. I've been asking God
for hanging that. I've been asking him to give me
the power to walk away. I've asked him to give
me ignored power. I've asked him to help me laugh
it off. I've asked him to show me strength. But
you know what I was doing, I was really praying,
not really for them things be real with you. I
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was asking him to help me. Lord, help me. You
ever done that? You have asked God for help, and
then all of a sudden, the list of these things
show up. See, sometimes how you want the problem to
be solved ain't the best way. There's a lesson to
be learned when we make mistakes. And sometimes you got
to stay in that fire and you got to learn
that lesson. But guess what, though, when you come out
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of it, you're gonna be better for it. You gonna
know more about it. Come on, y'all, pray. He's solid.
His word is true, It lasts forever. He do what
he said he gonna do now all day, all night,
twenty four seven. He do it all day, all night,
and then some more. His word don't ever change. It's true.
It works for me. It worked for you. It worked
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for Jake's, for Old Steam, it worked for Kirk Franklin.
It worked for Paula White, It worked for Billy Graham,
It worked for Mother Teresa. It worked for Gandhy, It
worked for the Princess Arabs. It worked, man, it worked
for you. What you're waiting for? Why don't you put
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prayer in your game? Watch what happened to you? You
sitting in that jail cell and you struggling with it,
and they telling you blood in, blood out, you can't
get in you. That's foolishness, man, What you mean God
can get you out of anything. Look, man, if you
done read your Bible, he'd got some people lot some
sticky situations. I don't know what you're talking about. If
Daniel was in the lions den and Jonah was in
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the belly of the whale, what you're talking about? Where
you are? You just sitting in the cell with some
dudes around, You're talking about what they gonna do? Man,
you gotta be real. God can't nothing to do nothing.
Nobody can't nobody do nothing to you. God won't give
you the strength to handle prayer change his things.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Man, you're listening Morning Show the horns would be blowing
right now.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
It would be to the tune of Dunt Dad, That's
what it would do. But we don't have horns, and
I don't feel like being a horn. This is the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, starting this morning show with
I've decided to start it with what do you call it?
(10:24):
You know, when you disagree with yourself, when you have
conflicting remarks or contrary statements like good morning everybody? Well,
what's good about it? How's it going over there? It
ain't so what you got going on today? Man? I
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just can't get nothing cracking my way. If you start
your day like that, you start your day the wrong way.
Here's a suggestion. How about this right here? How you
feeling today? I feel absolutely wonderful? Man? What you got
going on today? I'm blessed in hoghly favor. Whatever God
showed me up with today, I'm gonna hall it and
love it and appreciate it. Hey, man, what's going on
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with you? Everything? I expect nothing but goodness and grace today.
That's how you start today? You're talking about I woke
up on the wrong side of the bed. No, you ain't.
As long as you get up Either side of that
bed is just fine. The problem is in morning that
you don't get out that bed. That's the problem. The
problem is not what side of the bed. The problem
is you don't get out the bed. I'm grateful today
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I got up on the right side because whatever side
I got up on, that's the side I'm on. And
it's pretty good to me. Now. That's how we starting
to show today. Sherley Strawberry calling for real Mouth of
the South, Junior legend of nephew Tommy Junior. What going on?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Let me tell you something, unk, I'm telling you. Do
anybody have a chance to wrap a from though? Do
anybody chance to raffle? I can get it, get it,
get it now, everybody need it, get it because what
he did down in Jamaica, his fell up in my home.
My wife saw the video, was praying last night and
she saw the video, taped me and said.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Let me catch you grinding on somebody like that.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
See, I I need to know what chance at right
now because he got to go home. He gotta take
his ass straight home right now because this affected my house. Now,
I ain't even do nothing. I wasn't grinding, no, no,
damn bout it. But now I'm in trouble. For what
Chance is doing?
Speaker 9 (12:19):
Hell?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
Dog call Chance right now? She said, if I catch
you talking to women. So I'm at the store yesterday
not saying nothing because the lady at the cash register
was up there.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
I can't say nothing. I can't tell.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
I can't be round women no more. See, I ain't
suppona be at work because Carling Shirley here.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
I can't do that.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Yeah, yeah, Oh couse a chance you gonna fake mamy.
I just Jeff got married. He been married, he should
know better. I'm seven months. I know I can't do that.
Don't do this for me. I need somebody to go
get Chance right now.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
He's not doing all this. Other can't be having threats
in my house for some else. Somebody else.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Did na understand some chance? Okay, Chance took a chance
and it wasn't the right one.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Yeah, because I'm getting affected.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
See as his new name is gonna be tried again.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
That's what we talked about. I can't believe she mad
at me.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
His new hat gonna have a zero on you. No
more chances to do that right there? He didn strike three?
Yeah that three? Hold you got a zero on your
hat now because you ain't got no more chance his
last connor.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
No, I'm not doing that all right, junior of you.
Hopefully you'll work that out. Coming up at thirty two
minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as
he runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
hard morning show. It is time now to run that
prank back with a nephew. Hey, nephew, what you got?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I was stupid yesterday, I'm gonna be stupid today. This
right here is you hit my car? What? What?
Speaker 10 (13:59):
What?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Hey? Man, do me a favor because you just doing
praise man? Please stop announcing this stupid, it's just prime
what my car?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Car?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Yeah? Just do that. We already know what was coming.
The pride you taking, being stupid thought and what's wrong
with that?
Speaker 11 (14:18):
But play it, cat, just play it so you wait
that now rain my notice all over the place.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adels.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
This is she?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Do you live in apartment number seventy eight?
Speaker 11 (14:32):
Oh, that depends on who's asking.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
My name is Herman Wales. I live in Building three,
Apartment one O five. Do you live in apartment number
seventy eight.
Speaker 11 (14:41):
What you want with where I live?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Look, man, do you drive a camera, a Toyota camera
light blue one?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (14:49):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran
into my car. I got a bean's a black one
of two thousand and five C two forty.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Now I got light blue scratch.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Is on my My neighbor told you what your neighbor.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Matter of fact, his name is Brian Kendall.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
I told you the cross up live across the hall.
What the cross I that live across the hall told
you what ma'am.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Listen, all I know is he said he live in
apartment eighty. He lived next door to you. You live
in a supposedly apartment seven age right here in Cambridge
Court apartments.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Now, all I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Saying is he told me your car is that which
is the light blue car hit my backed into my car.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Now, I ain't trying to.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Create no problem, but somebody got to fix my car.
I got light blue scratches on my bens.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (15:40):
Last I checked my light blue clamoring. Wasn't the only
light blue camera they made?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Ma'am?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
You the only light you the only light blue car
in the parking.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
The only light blue car in the parking lot right now.
I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue
car in the damn parking lot.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Ma'am, I'm not.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Up and I'm in the middle of watching te What
can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (16:04):
What you mean?
Speaker 7 (16:04):
What can you do for me? You didn't hit my car?
Speaker 11 (16:06):
He he ain't touch your damn car. If you got
some cameras out in this parking line that saw me hit.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Your car, no, I don't have no cameras.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
But then I believe this conversation is over, and I
don't give a damn what the cross eyed man across
the hall told you.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Hold on, hold on, player?
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Uh is you yelling at me?
Speaker 6 (16:29):
I'm not yelling at you, but you hit my car to.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Touch your damn the only light blue car in the
parking lone.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
The only light blue car in the parking lot. Now
and as a matter of correct, my car ain't even
in the parking lot. My sister bar my car go
to the stove.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Well, is it possible that your sister is the.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
One that hit my car?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Now?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Now?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
What?
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Okay? Is your sister when is she coming back?
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Maybe?
Speaker 7 (16:52):
She hit my car and didn't tell you she hit
my car.
Speaker 11 (16:54):
Now, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
because she would have told me she hit your godamn car. Look,
I said, ain't nobody hit your damn car. My car
ain't got no damn scratches on it. Don't give us
what kind of scratches you got on your car. But
I can't do a damn thing about it. And even
if you did, let me just be clear, I ain't
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got no insurance, no way, so I can't do nothing
for you.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Let me tell you something you ain't got.
Speaker 11 (17:22):
To tell me. You ain't got to telling me. Thanks,
And as far as I'm concerned, this conversation is over.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Wait, let me ask you how hung call it back.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Mister.
Speaker 11 (17:35):
You act like I ain't got your No, you had
them scratches on your car all ready, and you ain't
finna use me as non excuse to get you no
new papers.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I had no scratches already on my car.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
Yeah you had them, Oh yeah, you had no idea.
I'm gonna tell them an insurance of Justin if he
come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.
And I already told you, I ain't got it.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
Eight, standing in the door. I'm on my way to
the door now I'm standing in the door. Come on,
come on.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Look, I got thirty five hundred dollars worth of scratches
on my car that you need to pay for.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
You the owner only.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars. So you
already doing better than me?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
What?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
What?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
What? What? Look?
Speaker 11 (18:26):
I'm already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
I'm watching TV and you ain't got still talking to
me about I need to talk.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
To you about this car.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
I got thirty touch your car.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
even park next to know BMWs lately it's a Bens.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
What's hell ever?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Bar?
Speaker 7 (18:46):
It's a Ben C two forty of black.
Speaker 11 (18:48):
Give a damn if it's a Ben seven seven and seven,
I can't help you.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
They don't make a seven seven.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I don't get the damn lady.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Look, you know what? Can I say something to you?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
No?
Speaker 11 (19:01):
You can't say you know what you can say to me?
You can say bye.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
I just want to say one more thing to you.
Speaker 11 (19:07):
One more thing. I'm gonna give you a one moment thing.
Go ahead on.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
All I want to say is this, nephew, Timmy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Your sister robbing out of DC.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Putting me up.
Speaker 11 (19:17):
Oh that it don't make me.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
You know what.
Speaker 11 (19:22):
I don't even have y'all show. I listened to the
show on the internet and this. Oh you wait till
I talked to her.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
All right, mister Dale, will Lizzen before you go? Can
you tell me what is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Alright, nephew told me you knew you didn't run into
nobody else.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
No, damn well, I ain't hear nobody because I'll be
trying to pull myself out there, thalk. So won't nobody
in me?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
You know? All right?
Speaker 11 (19:53):
Bye?
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
So yes you will us? Yes?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Yes, thank you, Yes, thank you?
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Yes? Yes? All right?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Worship every day and brank worship.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Let's get it.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Yes, you was stupid? Was you stupid? Yes? What was it?
Was it excitingly? Did you do that damn thing?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Yeah? Did y'all hear me? Yes? Spa you got anything?
Speaker 7 (20:29):
You man?
Speaker 8 (20:31):
You was the best stupidest I've ever heard you stupid?
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Yeah, thank you? Who you're talking about? Tom?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Coming up next to is asked the CLO our chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
You won't believe who's joining us to say hello today
and help us kick off the weekend. It is the
one and only Jay Anthony Brown family member Jay Anthony
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Brown jazz hit show. Yes, his hit show, Assistant Living
is currently in its fifth season, and we'll see what
else he's been up to. I'm sure a lot. That's
at the top of the hour, but right now it
is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve
Harvey in the building. Tammy and slide El says, I'm
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forty and my boyfriend is twenty eight years old. We're
teachers at the same school, but no one knows we're dating,
so he flirts with other females at the job so
people won't suspect anything. Is he just flirting or is
he sleeping with those ladies too?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
I think it's a hell of a cover.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Well now, I think it's a hell of a cover. Oh,
I think it's a hell of a coval. That boy
right there, boyer, that slick right there, gets your approval.
I'm just doing this, sol No, nobody be on to us,
so we can keep out there, right, we keep Sarah
and rap on this thing we got. Just look listen
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to me, trusts me, let me do this. Hell hey, yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna tell you right now. Yeah, you ain't the
only one. He's saying that too. Okay, all because if
somebody go along with the flirt and guess what, well,
I gotta keep this a secret too, so we can
keep our job. Ain't no telling how many Koreas he
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saving at that right, that boy right there just over there,
just saving Korea. Congratulation homie, all.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Right, Chanelle and Philly says. My husband's cousin spent the
weekend at our house while I visited my mother in Atlanta.
Last week. The cousin called and said his girl left
her watch and she wants to come get it. I
didn't know about the woman, and my husband said his
cousin must have snuck her in. Should I trust him
or question this woman?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
What you just you gotta get a lady to watch
that's all. She been in your house. She already know that.
What you're gonna question her, You're gonna question her what
she in the house? She left to watch there? She
been there?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What?
Speaker 6 (23:13):
What trust question?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Who wants to question the woman about being her out?
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Well? Okay, so let me ask you something. So she
gonna mm hmm, she gotta come back to get to
watch because the cousin is gone now, so ain't nobody
there but her and her husband. Okay, Well, you can
question her if you want to, But are you gonna
give it a watch? If you know you got if
you got to watch in your house? She been there?
What's the questions for? You don't know this woman. They
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didn't introduce you for they bought him, damn not. What
what you wanna do? Just get a lady her watch? Yeah,
and then tell your husband, tell his cousin. Can't have
people in your house, that's all. Don't don't get in
this woman's face. She don't know who she is. That's
the true.
Speaker 12 (24:05):
Okay about this watch, you're gonna find out to say, Hey.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
I ain't come over here to fall out. I just
came to get my watch. I didn't know this was
your house. He didn't tell me this was your house.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
In law?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Really all right, Jenny and Encino writes, My husband and
I have turned into Roly Pollis in the past two years,
so we're trying to lose weight. I need help with
working out, so I hired a trainer. My husband fired
the trainer. He is mad because a man is fine,
he's a trainer. Should I rehire him?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Girl? Girl, your husband tried, just mad because he's not
fit to have a pool boy standing up in here
looking like all this here next to him, his fat
ass over there ain't in shape. You in here and
he is fine. That's why you really hide because he's
fine now he and here guiding you. I can't get
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my leg right there? Can you push him?
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Now?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Your husband went in there and saw hercules and when
now he got to get help out of it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
What if her husband hired a real fine female trainer,
same thing.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Yeah, you can't rehide this man. I'm just telling you
that right now, all the trainers are gonna be in
shape if they.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Will train female trainer.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yeah, that's all you need to do.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
You don't have a female trainer, do?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Yeah? How did work up? I was back in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah that why are you talking like that?
Speaker 6 (25:46):
But you got muffled for I slept with her, put
her business out there. I'm sorry you did hear it?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Carlo, he was talking kind of loved.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I mean, you know.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
That's truth.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Yeah, that's why had this point.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
I'm just telling you. Yeah, Shirley said, if you ever
had a female trainer? I said, yeah, when I lived
in Chicago. Yeah, she said, what happened? What the hell
you think happened?
Speaker 7 (26:21):
This is way back Chicago.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Way back. Oh yeah, in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, let me let me ask you something. Were you
in shape?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Him? I wasn't it?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
That's why he kept the trainer. I see the game.
I got the.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Trainer and had a beauty title.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Oh okay, you're too much, don't well?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
You know? And yeah, ain't nobody gonna be a to
do this math? So yeah, oh, trust and believe trusting
cause one of the things I just said is a lie.
So you trusted Steve Hardy y'all to be kidding? Why
would I divulge truth? Clearly a lot I would fit
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perfectly right here?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yet your wheelhouse?
Speaker 6 (27:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Last one this is from Doornice, Doornise and Hartford wright said,
I've been tating a married man for fourteen years, fourteen years,
and he just retired and said we could spend more
time together. But he doesn't call or stop by as
much now. He just told me that he's going on
a cruise with his wife. Is this the end of us? Like?
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Fourteen years?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Fourteen years a married man?
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I mean, is this the hind of y'all? What was
there a beginning? What y'all have? Now he's retired. See,
it's less time now because he can't say, I'm at work,
I work late, I'm going in early, I'm going down
there on Saturday, put some hours in the office. He
(28:00):
ain't use that. So now quite naturally, y'all time together
go and now they're going on the cruise together. What
they supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
But he told her they could spend more time together.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
You know, yeah, he thought that too. He didn't know.
See he's never he's never been retired before. He really
thought they could spend more time together. He probably loved.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
This woman for four after fourteen.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
Years, probably loved this woman. But you know, he going
to the house though.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You can't give him a lie to get out the
house team so he can go see it.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
Oh no, he didn't done all that he did fourteen years.
You know, I mean lies he than you. He is
a liar in fourteen years. I ain't got to give
him no likee. It just didn't lasted fourteen years. This
boy can't lie, all right? Thank you be better than me?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Thank you, Feelo coming up with Top of the Hour,
Jay Anthony Brown will be our special guest right after this.
You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
It gives me great honor to introduce this fool. You
know what, he needs no introduction, but he ain't been
here so damn long. We wrote one, but I didn't
write it. So here it is. You've seen him on
(29:34):
anything that's old. This man's career spans decades. I owe
him as one of my mentors and teachers of the
comedy business. I would not be why I am had
he not taught me some very very valuable lessons early
(29:54):
on in my career. Oh him a debtic gratitude for that.
You've seen him on everything thing, and I mean, damn
it everything. He is most famous of his legendary roles
on the Radio bid a man Evil BBS short for
(30:15):
Black So and So Ladies and Gentlemen, Formerly of the
Steve Harvey Morning Show, but still currently wanting back in.
Currently one of the stars of the Hits show Assisted
Living Ladies and Gentlemen without further ado, I call him
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h D h D.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Brown.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Ladies give it up for j Anthony Brown.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Moaning, Oh my god, Oh my god, how's everybody doing?
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Doing?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Good?
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Man good?
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I gotta talk to about A question is do you
have to slow walk every time you put on something new?
Because I'm watching you slow walk every damn when and
in my opinion, in my opinion, you gonna miss where
you're going. It ton't be open with by the time
you get that, they're gonna be heading back.
Speaker 9 (31:20):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You don't slow walk past the people who what'sn't on you?
That's my first question.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
My past watching you. You're watching your Instagram.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
That wasn't a junior you got married. I drive to
talk him out of this team, but he wouldn't listen
whole thing. You know, So, hey, you know I'm here
to do what I can do. You know this doctor
marriage nobody.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
They called me man when I got out the hospital
earlier this year, and Jay said, all right, good you
come get you.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
I said, we're going on that marriage taking effect.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Ain't it.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
I'm telling you was well until he got married and
then happen.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Oh man, wha man, Jay, look man, you you've been
hanging out. Man, I've been watching you on Instagram. Oh
but boy you the show is back, Yes, the show
is back.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
It is calling Tommy. He did you get one hundred episodes?
Speaker 7 (32:27):
Yes, sir, Yes, sir, I.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Im I mean that's big. We do one hundred in
a weekend. That's not baby, I'm impressed. But that's really
you know, I mean, come on.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
It ain't really nothing.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
No, not no, we do we do. We do seventy
five before lunch, and then when it comes back, we
knocked out the other twenty five.
Speaker 13 (32:59):
And then.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Jack Tyler do be working everybody he gets he was, man,
he got a hell of a system, man, Tyler Perry's system.
They they talked about it when he first came out.
That'll never work, they got pulling up all wrong, man,
all wrong. The way he does it, man, he has
taken the process man and made it fit.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
And he making more money than all of them. That's
what they went on. They ain't getting none of it.
So Jake tell us a little bit about assistant living
this year. Man, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Well, I've been called uncle Grandpa, old fool. Uncle Vinnie
will be back season five. Uh, listen, liston Brown. First
of all, I don't know who made this stuff out.
I don't, I don't. I don't know who coordinates his
get up. I have no idea where.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
It comes from.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I'm I'm sure there's no there's no there's no rhythm
to it, there's no there's no this goals with that.
In other words, that's something you don't hear when they
put mister Brown clothes together, it's like this goals with that.
They're really striking out to go with this. Don't go
with that. That's what he's gonna wear. So we got
(34:20):
we got new characters in the house, so you got
to watch them. Uh. A white lady showed up and
that was that was bad? Yeah, yeah, yeah if it
worked out for a while, but she wasn't having it.
So so I try to holler at him, but you know,
(34:43):
you can't get all the white women. But you know,
so we come back with season five, man, and it's
just so much fun, you know, with the crew and
everybody doing the show, new writers and mister Perry will
probably just the some episodes and it's just fun, you
know because like I said, we've done, we've done, come
(35:05):
of the old way, and to do it the new way.
You get used to it, right, Steve, You're absolutely right,
absolutely right. It's just a simping. You have to get
used to it.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Yeah, hey man, I don't want to, you know, could
I come on as Roscoe Wallace one of your.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
I definitely, I would definitely talk to mister Perry about that.
I'm sure he would love. Yeah, he would love. He
would love for me.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Love he got love. I don't he love? Mabe. I'm
showing a great idea. I'm come on, sisy living in it,
won't y'all won't need no cisy. Hey, y'all will be
right back with more from j Anthony Brown right after this.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
You're listening morning shows, Hey.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Y'all were back in our special guest this morning is
our old running running mate. I had a teammate on
the show. We was running up the flow, it was showtime.
It was all of us on the show together. Was
reminiscent of the Lakers showtime. It was it was just
star study and he's back today. Or we had to
let him go because he didn't want to come to
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work no more.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Boy, No we did.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
He ain't want to come and work no more. So
we had to let him go. He asked to go.
We didn't find him.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
No. You know one thing about me, I will with
a job master show.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
In a heartbeat. I got a phone called two hours
before a show one night, Steve, have you seen Jay?
I run him down for you because he gonna answer
my call. So I called his house. You know, wasn't
no cell phones back then. I called him, left a message.
He called me right back. Hey, bro, I said, what's
(36:53):
going on? Jay? I said, hey, man, you know you're
suposed to be in San Francisco. Where you are? I'm
in Atlanta.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
The show.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
The show is in two hours? The hell you mean
in Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Damn?
Speaker 6 (37:08):
I'm making some pants.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, I ain't going, man, you know, I just I
just have to say that, Seve. I'm a happier man
for the nose that I said. I really am. I
got some time. I just don't need the press. I don't,
you know, like I went up. I almost didn't call here.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I want to not calling here today, y'all. I love
y'all and call in, man, go ahead and call.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Say what you say you you you're better for the
way you've lived your life. You must distress for the
way for.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
I turned down stuff that has made me so damn happy.
Oh my, isn't it? Because if you say yes to say,
you gotta keep that up. You gotta It's pressure with ya.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
Question, man, Yeah, what's the longest you stayed married?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Five years? Five years? Four years? Too long? So in
all in all, suit Jardy, I've had a deal, a
good lovely slart, intelligent, wise and just the problem is
they want to be at the house in Redbay.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
All right, y'all, listen, the show is assisted living. Tell
us where we can catch.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
It, Jay and get them on b E K Tyler
Perrys Aeo. He owned it and trust me. I'm getting
ready to record my first comedy Staio at the City
Winery in Atlanta. Uh, let's make me get some of
that more these money. I want not turn it down. Okay,
I want that crazy. You know, I'm not afraid money.
(39:04):
I will beat money.
Speaker 13 (39:06):
And okay, Danny Brown, everybody.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
You're listening hardy morning show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
welcome back. Roscoe is in the buildings.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
How's it up?
Speaker 6 (39:33):
I was on the jewel, looked like I old, yeah,
got that tricky.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
Hey, we're going on everybody with those ship Hey Roscoe,
Hey Roscoe, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 6 (39:47):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (39:48):
What the look good?
Speaker 6 (39:50):
Julia, Roscoe, bocky rop for my dog, Tamy Town going
on with you? Roscoe?
Speaker 7 (39:57):
You're the man.
Speaker 6 (39:57):
Baby, stay free, baby, stay They all right, we ain't
get that cancer. That what I was talking about. God,
the ladies, they heard the news I wrote. I wrote
a song about it. I want to be free, Yes
(40:20):
I do. Go ahead, what you.
Speaker 12 (40:24):
Want Cleveland Cavaliers One, let's go to Ohio. Start off
with from Ohio, Ohio.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
Shoot Shoot, shoot, shoot. One day, child, I won't have
to listen to your lie. On that day, I'll be
able to make up my own mind. Yes I will.
And one day everything's gonna be all right with me.
(41:01):
After a while, I sigure, I say, the Lord that
gave me the strength. Now I wanna be free, Yes,
I do. Come out. Oh yeah, I wanna be free.
(41:23):
Hey hey yo, oh I was jam right there I
was sugar Food when we wrote that. We were with
him wrote it four thirty in the morning. Came in
looking for this girl. The girl wouldn't know where to
be frown. Sugar Foot called me and say, rock Old,
I can't find them. I said, man, when you look here,
you probably need to get freed in. He said, I'll
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be dawn, And here was born baby. Alright there, whatever you.
Speaker 7 (41:49):
Want to with, Brandy, Oh Jays.
Speaker 6 (41:53):
Shouldn't buy the open fire your place in my favorite
don't unna read on the few bars of a melody,
and it sounded sweet to me. Then I got up
take a look around, but my feet got in the way.
(42:17):
Stumbled to the floor. She would right in the door.
I could see her face. How could it be? Come on?
She ran away from me. My bed friend gone, I'm
so all alone? Rather me you brand day one something
(42:47):
about Doll. Y'all ain't know.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
The something about Doll.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
It took me a long time. I tried to trigger.
When I wrote that, I tried to trigger. I had
the whole time. I had to make the thing with
my little girl named.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Bred about it dog.
Speaker 6 (43:00):
I wrote it for white folks. Wh y'all wrote the
song for white folks. I wrote it for Kiddy Rodgers,
damn edit heard it turned into a major hit. You Brandy,
I wrote brand that white folks. Some one were a dog.
Hein't the blackbird ever wrote something by no damn dog.
(43:22):
You can go down through the whole music archives old
Yellow All that was about white people. Oh my gosh,
black people don't write song about no damn pets and
the whole day didn't tell nobody for a dog because
they just knew everybody black people. Thinking about the girl
(43:42):
named Brandon, Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, take it out what
you want to take it out with?
Speaker 7 (43:51):
Only got seconds.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
Coming up next, let me made the load to you, dolly.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
You're listening hard morning show coming up at about four
minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today
and the subject is my ex's new wife needs advice.
Oh really, we'll get into that find out what that's
all about just a few because right now the nephew
(44:36):
is here with today's prank phone call Nephew.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
This right here is Gym's Gyms g E M S.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
That's God's Eyes Ministry cat Dog.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
If you would.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Hello Hello, I'm trying to read Clarence Clarence. How you doing, Clarence,
This is statist man. I'm over at the church man,
Baptist church where you're a member of right, Oh yeah, hey, okay, hey,
I'm with the gyms man and uh you you you
actually came to uh this past service. Correct gyms the gyms,
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that's that's uh God's Eyes missionary and and basically what
we do is we watch what's going on you know
in the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come?
And uh you know, I don't mean any harm, but
this this if my records indicate me right through my
(45:34):
God's Eyes ministry the gyms looking at my books, looks
like you this is your first time at the church
this year?
Speaker 6 (45:41):
Correct?
Speaker 10 (45:42):
Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (45:44):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Now, when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,
you actually did not stand?
Speaker 7 (45:49):
Correct no, because you remember there we go.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Now you you still work for uh you you you
work for them? Yeah, okay. Now what we've done is
we've averaged it out that you.
Speaker 10 (46:01):
What what I mean, what is this about?
Speaker 7 (46:04):
Okay, I'm on my way to it.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
So so you probably are you averaging about what between
forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis.
Speaker 9 (46:13):
Over there with I mean, I mean, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 7 (46:15):
But go ahead, well see what we're looking at.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Since since you are member, because see you did not
stand when he said all members said, you did not
stand up, which which you right there are making the
you know, you're you're you're clarifying that you are a member,
and you making about we're gonna roughly say about forty
five thousand dollars a year, which means ten percent in
forty five hundred. Now we looked at the we looked
(46:40):
at the books and noticed that you put in fifty
dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday. Now,
if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.
See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five
hundred dollars that you are to be paying your tithes.
Speaker 10 (46:56):
Wait, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Like I said, sir, my name is sat Is. That
is will a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me?
Well see you you you you are Wait.
Speaker 10 (47:08):
A minute, hold on, hold a second. You got you
got all this stuff going on to the church. You
you got uh uh, you got hungry people you got
people that need salvation and whatever. But you calling me
about about some money that I haven't given to the church.
Speaker 7 (47:22):
Well, well see, and.
Speaker 10 (47:23):
That's what your ministry does, y'all. Y'all spend all morning
calling people.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
My job, sir, as a gem God's eyes ministry. My
job is to keep an eye on what's going on
at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
We see, this is why we can't get the extra
wing that pastor wants to put on, because people like you.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
This is why you know what.
Speaker 10 (47:50):
Man, you got to hold on a second, first of all,
let me explain something to your brother, fatty, yourself, whatever
the ministry you are with. Okay, that's fine. Hey, I
don't even have to explain this to you, But let
me explain something to me. All right. This is a
one job household. This is all we do. This is
the one job household. My wife don't work, but my
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wife comes to church every Sunday and she pays the
tithes that have you checked at the gym ministry? Have
y'all looked at her ties?
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You understand
you have to pay your ties. Will a man rob God?
Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the Lord of
Brother Claris.
Speaker 10 (48:34):
You know what?
Speaker 11 (48:35):
Man?
Speaker 10 (48:35):
You know?
Speaker 9 (48:35):
That's you know?
Speaker 10 (48:36):
And you wonder why people don't come to church all
the time. You know how you're gonna tell me that
I rob I could be giving my tie somewhere else.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
I am the secretary.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
I am the Gem's secretary of God's eyes ministry. And
my eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.
Speaker 6 (48:50):
You're making forty five five one.
Speaker 10 (48:51):
Dollars somebody from the church. I don't know if that
is something. I'll tell you us.
Speaker 6 (48:59):
Who you say? Who is? Yes?
Speaker 10 (49:01):
I half, but that's not none of their business. I know,
I know, I know. What does it have to do
with him calling people and asking them.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
If they're payings?
Speaker 10 (49:09):
I got this, I got this. Let me lem me
handle h.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Yeah, you know, I got it.
Speaker 10 (49:12):
I got it, I got it, I got it. I
got I know.
Speaker 7 (49:15):
I know, I don't who whoo whoo? Who who was that, sir?
Speaker 10 (49:19):
That's my wife that's been paying. That's my wife I'm paying.
I died, that's right.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Oh okay, I don't have nothing in my books that
say y'all paid three hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (49:30):
Not undergo if she said we paid three hundred dollars,
we paid three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Let me ask you this, When are you gonna start
cutting into this forty five with a man rob god?
Yet you have robbed me. That is what you are doing, sir.
Speaker 10 (49:46):
Well you know what you robbing me right now? You
robbing me right now? All my time? Where I could
go out, I gotta be work. I can't even go
get dressed right now because I'm on the phone with you.
I have to be at work in half an hour.
You robbed me right now of my time.
Speaker 7 (50:01):
Let me ask you something.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Can you bring your tax return into the to I
can take a look.
Speaker 10 (50:05):
At it, my tax return. You know, I'll tell you what.
I bring my tax return. If everybody else bring their
tax return. If you bring your tax return and pass
to bring his tax return, then I'll bring my tax return.
We can have a tax return party.
Speaker 7 (50:18):
When will your tax return?
Speaker 6 (50:19):
When? Can you can you fax it to me?
Speaker 10 (50:21):
Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
If it is, if it's not too much to ask for, listen,
I'm gonna be honest with you. The next time you
do come to church, we're gonna pat you down because
we're gonna have to figure out.
Speaker 10 (50:35):
Oh hold on, you're gonna pat me down the next
time I.
Speaker 7 (50:38):
Come to the church and then lay hands on you.
Speaker 10 (50:40):
Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you
on salary at the church?
Speaker 4 (50:43):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (50:44):
Yeah? But what does but what? What does? What does
that have to do with anything?
Speaker 9 (50:47):
I need to know what you tying.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
It ain't gutting your look, it ain't got nothing. When
you're gonna bring your forty five hundred dollars down so
we can add it, so we can get the wing
put on. I'm part of the gems. You'll pray your
money down here are Clarence.
Speaker 10 (51:02):
This isn't a dog. Let me tell you something. I
don't know who you are. I don't know what this
ministry is.
Speaker 7 (51:07):
I'm with the gyms. When can we exist it?
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Man?
Speaker 9 (51:09):
I don't I don't care. I don't give it.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
You know what?
Speaker 10 (51:11):
Let me say, I don't care anything about your gym ministry.
Speaker 9 (51:14):
I don't care about you, man, I don't care about
any of that.
Speaker 10 (51:19):
Let me take something dolls, just just for real, you don't.
Speaker 9 (51:22):
Call my house no more with this, with this stuff, dude,
you about to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously,
in this economy, in this economy, you talk to me
about about me tied in fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
I'm trying.
Speaker 9 (51:30):
I'm trying to put a dollar through college. I'm trying
to set a son through private school, and I can't
get that done. I'm trying to keep the lights on
the What do that have to do with the church.
I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up.
And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.
Speaker 6 (51:45):
So I need to tell you something else about your job.
Speaker 10 (51:48):
You ain't mean nothing about my job.
Speaker 9 (51:49):
You have to kill me.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
I need to tell you something about your job, dude,
I'm gonna hang up.
Speaker 6 (51:54):
This phone. Is damn man named Chapman at your job.
Speaker 9 (51:57):
Yes, chap at my job.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Okay, no, no, wait a minute. Chapman is the one
that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got pranked.
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Coming up next, Struwberry Letters. My excess new wife needs
advice is the subject. We'll get into that right after this.
You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for
today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your strubberry Strawberry Letter to Steve
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HARBFM dot com and click submit Strubberry letter. We could
be reading your letter live on the air, just like
we're going to read this one right here today, and
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got it for you.
Speaker 6 (54:11):
Here. It is Strawberry letta.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
Thank you nephew. Subject my ex's new wife needs advice.
Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty six year old divorced
mother of two and I had a great cop parenting
relationship with my ex husband. I was friendly with his
new wife and my children liked her. But my sixteen
year old thinks her step mom has low self esteem.
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It tickled me to my core that a child peaud
this behavior. My ex husband is very established and he
likes things a certain way, down to his sexual experiences
that can be intimidating for any woman, but he was
my equal, and in fact, by the time we got divorced,
I brought home more of the bacon than he did.
I found out he cheated on me, and I was
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fine with leaving because our marriage had run its course.
I was ready to go. He married the woman he
was cheating with. So she entered the marriage with heavy guilt.
She called and we had a face to face meeting
and I told her I forgive her and I told
her to live her life. That was almost two years ago.
The other day I got another call from her and
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she left a message asking for advice. I called her
and we talked for an hour. She said my ex
told her that I was the ultimate lover and that
I did everything around the house just the way he
likes it. He suggested that she call me and maybe
come by my house to see how I keep things
in order here. I told her that would never happen,
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and I advised her to stand up to my ex
and stop letting him compare her to me. This woman
asked me about detailed sexual positions that my ex and
I used to do, and I had to remind her
that she took him from me by having an affair,
so she should do whatever she did back then. She's
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all upset and told my ex that I'm bitter. He's
on board with her bs. I cannot block them because
of the children. How should I deal with them? Well,
first of all, I got to say I love you,
I really do. You are one heck of a woman.
I don't know any woman who would be as nice
and accommodating to the other woman, to the woman who
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stole her husband. It says you're mature, You've got class,
You've gotten over the pain that the affair must have caused.
It says that you're a grown woman. Even though you
said the marriage had run its course and you were
ready to go, that was the last straw that ended it.
The former side chicken now wife has a lot a
lot of nerve calling you. I thought your response to
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her to do what she did back then when she
asked you about how to please her husband was brilliant.
I told you, I really like you. You could have
laughed at her, you could have cussed her out all
kinds of things, but you kept it really cute. I
like that she was stupid to even ask you, and
really dumb to think that you would tell her she
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took your husband, and now she wants to know from
you how to keep him.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
M M.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
I think this has to be a first hunt Steve
and Strawberry letter history. Lady, You've dealt with this whole
situation like a queen. That's all I can say to you.
Enough is enough, though, and how do you deal with this?
You ask you have to stop taking her phone calls.
You have to tell your husband to stop encouraging her
(57:33):
to call you, and only deal with him when it
comes to the kids. Don't deal with them when it
comes to their marriage. They're treating you like their marriage
counselor or something. You got to shut them down right now, Steve, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (57:46):
Great answer, Shelley. In the words ab out Forever, first
Lady Michelle Obama, when they go low, we go high.
I've always admired that about First Leddy Obama. I really did.
I don't really live my life like that all the time.
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I do sometimes, but in this case, right here, you've
already taken the high road. I think it's time to
dip right on down there on that road she hung.
So here go my answer to the letter your divorced
mother too, forty six year old. You had a great
coparative relationship with your ex, and you was friendly with
his new wife, and your children liked her. But then
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your sixty year old found out and made the announcement
that you think the step mama got low self esteem
kind of tickle you to the court that a child
had peaked this behavior. Now, your ex husband is a
really established man, right, and he likes things a certain
way down to his sexual experiences. And then you said
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that can be intimidating for any woman. So I don't
know what homeboy required that made this potentially intimidating. But
then you said he met his match when he came
to you. So what you wanna do, Let's go lift
your leg up. You lift your leg up, being back here,
(59:11):
you being back here. So now y'all was just in
there doing the aerobic gymnastic love it with a little
bit of jiu jitsu wrestling in it and Roman Greco.
So now y'all was in there doing the damn most
just in there UFC cage fighting, and I was. And
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then you ended up by the end of the divorce.
By that time, y'all got rid of get you was
bringing home more bacon than he did. Then you found
out he cheated on you, and you was fine with
leaving because your marriage had run its course and you
was ready to go. But he married the woman that
he was cheating with. Then you say, so she entered
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the marriage with heavy guilt. She called you one day
y'all had a face to face meeting. You told her
you forgive her and I told her to live her life.
She actually did you a favor at the time because
he had run his course and he was a cheater. He'
the likes thing done. All this sudden when he had
everything in you, but he wanted something else. But then
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you got enough call from him. She left a message.
She was asking for some advice. Now this is curious letting.
So after we come back, I will tell you what
advice she wanted, what I think you should have done.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah, hang on, we'll have part two of Steve's response
to today's Strawberry letter. My ex's new wife needs advice, and
we'll get into that at twenty three minutes after the
hour right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
My ex's new wife needs advice.
Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
This lady had a marriage. Her ex husband was rather
demanding order in the house, sexual experiences, and she was
tired of him anyway, so the marriage had run his course.
He found she found out she cheated on him, so
she was ready for the marriage in anyway. She was
ready to go. But the woman the woman he was
cheating with. He ended up marrying her. Now they have
(01:01:10):
a relationship. Because the woman felt guilty called at one
time to apologize, I guess or something like that, and
then she said, you forget. She forgave the lady and
totally gonna live your life now. Recently she got a
call and left a message asking for some advice. The
new wife. I called her and we talked for an hour.
(01:01:34):
She said, my ex husband told her that I was
an ultimate lover and I did everything around the house
just the way he liked it, and what you should
have did. At that point said yes, I was, I did,
And what damn business is it of yours?
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Now?
Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
I know he told you that, But what do you want?
He suggested that she called me and maybe come by
my house and see how I keep things in order here?
Speaker 10 (01:01:59):
What crazy?
Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
I would have said it? Come on, but that's all
I would have said to work. Come on now, if
you can't tell in the tone of my voice that
this probably ain't gonna be a safe visit, you probably
don't want to without a shit. And she told he
told me to come over your house see how things
you know? Come on, come on, come on, that's all
(01:02:28):
I'm gonna keep saying, just come on, And then if
she still act like she coming, then I'm gonna have
to add something. Bring your ass over here, because see,
I don't know where all this goodness coming from. You lady,
Like Shirley said, she loved you because you a special lady,
but I wouldn't do it. So but she said she
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wanted to come over and see how things come. And
then you told her that that'll never happen. You're not
coming over here to see how I do nothing in
my house. And then she told her, you ought to
stand up to your ex and stop letting him compare
you to me. This woman asked me about detailed sexual
position that my husband and I used to do, and
I had to remind her she took him from me
(01:03:10):
by having an affair. So maybe y'all just do what
you did back then. You know, whatever you did, all
the tricks you was doing back then, you need to
bring him back up. You need to come over these
new tricks. But what i'd have did was i'd have
told her what he liked. Since she need advice, i'da
gave her information, like when he's looking in the refrigerator.
(01:03:32):
He loves it when you bust him upside the back
of his head with a broom, he loved it. Then
turned it around and kiss him real hard. Girl. She
sure about that girl that used to drive him crazy.
The next time you see him in that refrigerator, you
bust him outside his head with a broom and then
snatch him around real quick and start kissing him. And girl,
(01:03:54):
and watch what happened. Are you sure? Girl, didn't he
tell you to call me? I have her doing all
kinds of stuff. Girl, you know what he really loves.
He really loved like if he laying in the bed
for you to take a lit bit of light of fluid,
just a little bit, just on the corner of the mattress,
and just set the corner of the mattress on fire
(01:04:15):
just a little bit. Did put it out right quick? Girl?
That makes him so hot? Ooh, I'm gonna have her
in here to just do it. All kinds of house
ain't gonna be worth him them. So now you told
her you know you A'm just gonna do what you do.
When you took him from it, she all upset and
(01:04:36):
told your ex, I'm bitter. Now he's on board with
her bs. I cannot block them because of the children.
How should I deal with them? You don't have to
deal with them. You ain't gotta take her calls you free.
Now you ain't got to listen to nothing he's say.
We talking about these kids. I don't give a damn
(01:04:59):
what you and that hell for due because you gonna
end up cheating on her, just like you did me.
Because if you think I was everything, and you telling
her she ain't everything, then your next move is to
go try to find your else, try and find yourself
something else. So I already know what's gonna happen right here.
(01:05:19):
I ain't in your business. You didn't want me, and
now you don't want her. You gonna run out of
women in a minute, homie, because you ain't all that.
So I would just I wouldn't worry about nothing. You
ain't gotta deal with none of this. What you care about?
How she feel about you? She got what you didn't want,
(01:05:40):
no way, So now let her live over there with
her miserable ass life trying to be you, and let
him regret letting you go to get her, because that's
what's really doesn't happen, homeboy, want her to be like
you because he realized now he was a better choice.
But so now see what we're gonna do. Leave both
(01:06:01):
of them over there in their misery. You ain't got
to discuss nothing but them kids. Excuse me, excuse me. Uh,
let me talk to the babies. Excuse me, excuse me.
They not coming over there this weekend. Excuse me. The
kids need some shoes. That's all you got to do, right,
That's all you got to do. You got custody of
the kids. I don't want you to use them as pawns.
(01:06:24):
That's not what I'm saying. But just deal with the kids.
You ain't got to hear none of this foolish How
do you have them? You ain't got to block them.
He on board that bs. Remind him of what he
did see me and don't like to be reminded. Just
remind you home.
Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
You be on board with that health all you want,
that's the one you picked, you slept with in your
mad Now live with us. Don't ask me nothing else
about this dusty health.
Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Leave us your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram
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Speaker 7 (01:06:56):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Coming up next it is Junior and Sports Talk. Right
after you're listening morning show. It is time now for
Junior and Sports Talk, which you got junior.
Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
NBA playoff basketball boys getting heated around here. Now, man,
did you see his UNC Dylan Brooks trash talking Lebron.
Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
James after the Wind the other day?
Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
I just saw it on sports So, oh my gosh, boy,
this man says, I poke Bess. I don't respect him
until they drop forty talk about Lebron James said he's old,
said he's old. Now you know a little bit by
trash talking? Was this pretty high level trash talking here?
This is poking bass and I don't respect him.
Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Well, you know, this young boy will never ever accomplish
what Lebron has a calls. Okay. Secondly, this young boy
out of Memphis can't even play basketball like Lebron right now,
and then in the same league, you ask anybody on
(01:08:00):
earth would you rather have Dylan Brooks or Lebron James
and watch what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:08:07):
Yeah, So we got to just take a pole.
Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
I don't even know these some of these young guys. Man,
they're so arrogant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it was. It was.
It was with the Bees, you know, trying to have
a serious but that's you know, Lebron, I don't think.
And to see the last time I heard somebody, they
talked about kareem up dude, Jabbar one day when he
was playing the Celtics and he wasn't getting back on den.
(01:08:33):
He looked a little tired that game and said, I
just think he's old. He just doesn't have it anymore.
They talked about him like a dog. Then the next game,
kareem up dude the bar? Whoa they ad?
Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
You know, but you know Lebron ain't saying this. Lebron
handled like you known. Man, he ain't knowing all that.
Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Man.
Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
But let's get to it up tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Man.
Speaker 7 (01:08:55):
Here it is man. Calvin lives in the Knicks.
Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
You know.
Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
I sent Steven A. Smith for texts the Calms, who
they asked, Yeah, one game does not make a series.
They will fall Friday night.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Well whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah, you better hope they do.
Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
This is how you trash talk.
Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
Boy. Don't let me get up you Finn to find
out something little missus. Stephen Smith. Yeah, oh man, I'm
finna be in your back.
Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
We got Celtic's hosts Hawks game to night, Boston leads
the series two zero.
Speaker 7 (01:09:39):
I think that's bet three zero.
Speaker 8 (01:09:41):
Then we got the Nuggets and the Timberwolves, the Nuggets
leading that series to nothing.
Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
On Saturday, you got.
Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
The seventy six and nets, the Nuggets leading the Timberwolves,
leaving the timber Wolves two zero.
Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
I'm sorry, I try to add.
Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Concerns about this series.
Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
Yeah, seventy and nets of Saturday sun slippers busy, and
you got the greasy the.
Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
Lakers on Saturday. So they books tied it up too,
Yeah they did.
Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
Man, So here we go out.
Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
Without without without the Greek, without the Greek Free.
Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
All right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the top
of the hour, Steve's had a busy week in LA.
We're going to talk about it, find out what he's
been up to. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. So, Steve,
you've been in Los Angeles all week. You've been filming
Celebrity Family Feud. You also did Club Shay Sheha, the
(01:10:34):
podcast with Shannon Sharp, and yesterday you were a guest
speaker at Martin Lawrence's ceremony when he received the Hollywood
Star on the Walk of Saint Yeah, you've been busy,
Cedric the Entertainer to Sheena Arnold, Lynn Whitfield were all there,
A bunch of celebrities were there. You've had a busy,
busy week. Tell us first about Club Shay Shay. How'd
(01:10:57):
that go?
Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
My favorite podcast I've never done. I don't do it,
but just to sit down with him. And I told him,
I said, man, you know what I love about you.
I've never disagreed with anything you ever said in forms
of a commentary. I just agree with everything he say
and the way he said. And I told him, you,
(01:11:18):
I just love listening to you because it's like listening
to myself. I like country ask people that they do
mess around and gave a microphone to I told him
we should all do a podcast together, me, me, Shannon Sharp,
and Kendrick Perkins and call the podcast what they say.
Speaker 7 (01:11:42):
Genius.
Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
That would be just full of old sayings and.
Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
PI.
Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
So what did Shannon?
Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
Yeah? I mean everything, man, everything. It was a very
thorough interview. Man. He did a lot of stuff, uh,
you know that nobody asked for and stuff like that.
It's just good y'all. Have to see it. Just go
look at his podcast What's call Yeah shop, hold on there?
Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
And you didn't even know?
Speaker 8 (01:12:27):
Yeah, no, I thought it was well, we'll check it
out for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Yeah sounds good, it sounds fun. And then of course
Martin Lawrence gets his star finally on the Hollywood Walk
of Fame. That was reserving, so deserved. Yeah, seriously, fat Tommy.
Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
Yeah, well, I mean you know, it's like, wow, this
dude is a legend, many a legend.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Man.
Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
It was great, good seeing my boy said always said
no at the reception talking trash.
Speaker 12 (01:13:06):
Y'all two together yeah, laughing, you know, man, just a
great great uh all together?
Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
Man? What an honor for Martin too, because he deserves it. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
You know, I'm huge, I'm a huge Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
Well, you couldn't have told me he didn't have a started.
Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
I never never knew that. I that.
Speaker 12 (01:13:32):
You're said, Steve, how did you get how did you
get it picked for that?
Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
To speak at.
Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
The I was in Abu Dhabi at this guy's house
and Martin was invited to it. Martin said, man, as
soon as he walked in, he said, man, I'm glad
you're here. Can I holler at you for a minute
and pulled me to the side. He said, hey, man,
I'm getting the star in April. Man, I want you
to present it to me. I said, for sure. And
it just so happens, man, that I was I was
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out in LA to shoot family few celebrity family feud,
and it just so happened that the day I could
do it was the day he was getting It was
one of my off days during the week, which was
you know, yesterday. So it worked out great, man, just
worked out just perfect time.
Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
My only regret is I didn't I wasn't there for says.
That was my only regret, man, because I was out
of the country. Who said it got his And that's
my only regret that I wasn't there for, SAIDs That's
the only one I've ever I've only been there three times.
Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
So quickly Steve celebrities on Family few this year this season.
Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
Just tune in for Stephen A. Smith when he don't
get a damn answer.
Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
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morning show and it's time now for a round of
would you rather? Would you rather never get a pedicure again?
Or would you rather never eat ice cream again?
Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (01:17:20):
The cut on my big tok on beat deep.
Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
Give up the bluebear. I gotta let that ice cream go?
Speaker 7 (01:17:32):
Yeah, especially.
Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
Never get cut again? What boy boy talking about? Bluebear off?
I'm talking about being able to stick these feet down
in these shoes some long hell you tornails can get
I got a white I ain't any hell.
Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
They got wife love blue bed?
Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Would you rather fall asleep in a business meeting? Steve?
You've done that? Would you rather laugh out loud at church?
Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
I don't laugh at a lot of church. I laugh
at church. I've domb both of them laughing out lot
of church though, Oh it ain't no right time laugh
a lot at church? Funny and stuff I've ever seen
been in church. You can't hold it.
Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
You cannot hold it.
Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
I the felt that you being the meeting man I'm
talking about man, whatever fellasleep, I don't care. Whatever your
ass is boring, it has nothing to do with me
being tied. I've been tied and made it through a
lot of meetings depending on what you're talking about. But
if your ass is boring, I'm out of here.
Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Or if they dim the lights.
Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
Or if they dim the light and show a graph,
I'm gone. If you cut them lights back up, somebody
gonna need to nudge me. No way in hell. I
can look at a graund them little mountain peaks and
valleys and with them numbers on it. Why do I care?
(01:19:14):
I don't know what y'all doing. If y'all could have
drew this anywhere, y'all just don't mean nothing to me.
That's how you should make my mountains when I had
answer sketch.
Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
All right, Moving on to would you rather let your
wife keep your phone for one day? Or would you
rather call an X just to say hello?
Speaker 9 (01:19:36):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
She can keep my phone call I can call his X.
No hell, I'm calling it.
Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
She can't get in it.
Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
I'm calling it. I'm calling it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
You can't let your wife keep your phone for a day,
keep my phone?
Speaker 7 (01:19:51):
What does she need it?
Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
Fuck? What is that fun? Why do y'all write these
ignorant as questions? What?
Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Why? What you got in you? Why are you mad?
My cloud?
Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
My cloud is cloudy, my cloud. I don't have my
stuff in the cloud. I got my stuff in the earth.
Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
All right, coming, we're coming up.
Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Please after well, we'll close out the show with some
closing remarks. And it's our last break of the day.
Right after this, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 6 (01:20:27):
Here.
Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
We are, guys, our last break of the day. Before
we get out of here, we had to say thank
you to our good friend and family member Jay Anthony Brown,
who stopped by to tell us about his show, Assistant
Living Assistant living right, not what Roscoe called it earlier.
(01:20:49):
We love j Yes, we love Jay. We missed him too, yep,
So thank you for for stopping by. Jay, Come back anytime.
Tommy Night is part two of the Reunion show in Miami.
Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
Who somebody, you better tell somebody?
Speaker 12 (01:21:09):
Maybe I got to see what Moran half good?
Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
First?
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Oh man, Tommy.
Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
I saw the clip where the dude left the little
light skin chicken went over there. That was another girl.
That was Atlanta. That was the second season, Atlanta behind
look at him, look at him trying.
Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
To catch up.
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
But it's so good though, any season you watch it, Yeah,
you're right, any season.
Speaker 7 (01:21:37):
Yeah you're talking about Oh I don't care.
Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's the one I saw him. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:21:44):
He send me a clip and said, you did.
Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Good right here, Tommy, you are great on that show.
You really are. It's tonight at nine pm Eastern time.
Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
Like Tommy lean back across the last leg.
Speaker 12 (01:22:02):
He's so flying.
Speaker 6 (01:22:03):
Yes, I said, I don't know who to put the
apple box up on him?
Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
So slow like this and Junior, we don't want to
leave you out. You got to check out Juniors Living
Your Life talk shown. Yeah, check it out Living your And.
Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
It's just not about being sick y'all. So yeah, about
living you're thinking he about to call in and have
a bunch of crisis people on there, but people on
there that's alive and doing well. Yeah, it's inspirational.
Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Man.
Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
I'm just trying to get more people to tune in,
because don't nobody want to tune in a bunch of
sick pe ain't there ain't no fun and nothing right now.
Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
It's about living your life, man, that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (01:22:41):
Man, I'm living. We don't have a little douball on that.
A couple of open.
Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
That's a good idea while you're playing junior, that's a
good idea.
Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
Yeahs back from that accident.
Speaker 6 (01:23:01):
Yeah, it's good. It's good.
Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Many gods if y'all don't stay off them, Damn jet
skis and TVs and wild vacations, y'all have stay off.
We can't go to the I go to the pool
and lay it down with a book.
Speaker 12 (01:23:17):
That's really what you don't do any excursions.
Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
My son.
Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
You want me to go hang line zip lining, and
I can't. I can't do it.
Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
I peed on three people last time we zip line,
we went across from something I did. Excuse MESSI because
you know, when you start zip lining, you can't go back.
You have to you cannot, you cannot turn back. There's
no turning back. And then the trees get taller and
taller and taller. It's just it's it's too scary you are.
Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
Yeah, I don't can't do that.
Speaker 12 (01:23:52):
Yeah, but yeah, you can't just be like I changed
my mind, and you ain't.
Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Changing your mind once you get on that first zip.
It's a wrap you got. I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
I don't know why would I do that? Remember, I
got zip line in my run. I got a zip
line in my ranch. I just had it all straightened out,
got the inspectors to come out, past inspection and everything.
So the boys this year'll be using the zip line.
That's good.
Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Once once was enough.
Speaker 12 (01:24:24):
Never I did it once to remember the little girl
that was behind me, which you can't come on.
Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
That little girls like go, lady, gown, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
You up?
Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
She was fearless.
Speaker 7 (01:24:38):
This little girl was six or seven.
Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Every time, lady, you're scared. Every time we would go
to a different landing, and I was scared. Yeah, but Junior,
I do want to let you give you an opportunity
to give everybody a chance to check out your podcast again.
Speaker 8 (01:24:56):
It's living your life. Just go to live in your
life that online man, you see right there.
Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
Subscribe man.
Speaker 8 (01:25:01):
Every week we're gonna have new guests. Knew everything, man.
So it's it's a it's really inspiration. I'm telling you
it really is.
Speaker 6 (01:25:07):
Man.
Speaker 8 (01:25:07):
It's you know, because I said I'm gonna do something
to show people that this is what I do with
my life. I don't let what happens to me affect
how I'm gonna live. And you know that's what I
do with this for us. So, man, it's going to
live your life down online. You're gonna love it.
Speaker 13 (01:25:18):
Man.
Speaker 8 (01:25:18):
Quite an interview with great Kiki Sheppard coming on. Man,
I'm getting the mccady twins to come on. Man, we
got all kinds of people coming.
Speaker 7 (01:25:26):
You need to come on here.
Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
It's temmy what you're doing. Na I got to see
how I got to see how. I don't want to
be on there. And man, because somebody be on that
episode I'm on that. I'm gonna wait. I got you,
you know, so, I know you're gonna run out of
healthy ask people. I know you're gonna have to do
an episode on hot hell of Crisis. I don't want
(01:25:48):
on that same time we victim on that trying to
healthy people. You already bringing in the boot Bob Twins.
We don't even know who they are, he said, what's
the name of the.
Speaker 8 (01:26:02):
Twins Macarter twins, Quarter Twins. You know they played in
the NFL.
Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
If he played for.
Speaker 8 (01:26:06):
The time for the for the New England Patriots.
Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
Man, we talked to them.
Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you know they just you should
get all the Nick Cannon's kids on there.
Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
You should.
Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Some of them can't talk.
Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
We don't have enough cameras. Just a podcast that would
be a broadcast. Man. They asked me, so I was sharing.
Sharp was messing with me yesterday about he was asking
me about my success. I said, no, I would have
messed it up by then, man, I said, I couldn't
(01:26:39):
have been this successful this earlier. I wouldn't knew how
to head it. He said, you asked key, He said, man,
you'd have been Nick Cannon. I said, no, I know
my way to the drugs. Though. Boy, they told that podcast.
Speaker 7 (01:26:56):
O you kept it one hundred. I gotta watch this podcast. Man.
Speaker 6 (01:27:03):
All right, Steve, hey, y'all, have a great day. Talk
to God today. He'd absolutely love to hear from you
at I'm Great Weekly.
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