The Best and Worst Summer Jobs, Is Nephew Tommy Sexy? and a Listener Thinks Steve Needs to Stop Cussing - 05.01.25 - The Steve Harvey Morning Show

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given them.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
The Millican bu bush Yeah, listening to show to.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I won't joy Yeah, joy they have.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
You know you love you gotta turn.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Got to turn the mouth the turn You've probably got to.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Turn the mouth, turn out, turn a w the mon agap.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Come come on you'll think that, uh, I sure will?

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me down one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Man o man o, man, I just I have to
tell you this. How good is the God I serve?
How amazing is he? That's that's all, you know? And
you know what, really, man, when I try to explain

(02:32):
how I feel about what he does for me, really,
the words that I come up with, that they just
they they inadequate. Man, They don't. They don't cut it.
They really don't. You know, I could say amazing. At
one time, I even just got I tried something real ignorant.
One time, I just said, you know, God is just
super capsual, fragilistic as be all adocious. I just tried that.

(02:54):
See how that felt that's that's all to change is
with me. I just try to because see how that felt.
But then I ain't feel right saying that's the fact
that he's amazing and awesome and he's an awesome God.
You hear people say that is it's bigger than that too, man.
So you know, as hard as I try, no matter
what I do every day, I'm gonna come up short

(03:15):
with trying to explain to you exactly how he works
and how he is for me.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
So I just thank him that every day every chance
I get here. It is.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
It is your determination and your effort. Listen to me carefully.
It is your determination and your effort. I think that
the average person, and I'm not knocking you, I just
want you to hear me out. I think what stops
the average person from becoming successful is that we don't

(03:50):
realize the effort that it takes. And that's just truth.
I found that to be so true in my life
and my talking to peace people and meeting people, and
people are asking me questions about it and me trying
to figure out the way myself. I don't think that
you really can comprehend the effort that it takes to

(04:13):
become successful. This is the thing that you have to
wrap your mind around very quickly if you want to
be successful on any level in any area. The dream
is the beginning. Good Lord, let me tell you something.
The determination and effort is massive. You cannot be overly

(04:35):
concerned with sleep. If you are a person who is
always concerned about sleep, gets success out your mind. Ain't
finn happen. Partner, is not finn happen. You cannot be
that concerned about sleep. Now, listen to me. You have
to get your rest. But this was my philosophy. I'm

(04:56):
just sharing you with what how I did it. My
philosophy was I stopped being concerned about sleep. I got
my rest, but I got just enough to get back
to it, and I got back on the grind to
hop in the hustle. I got just enough rest so

(05:18):
I could go and put forth some more effort.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
But listen to me.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
You cannot sleep a third of your life away and
expect to become successful. If you're not already successful. If
you are asleep for eight hours, that is a third
of your day. You cannot be asleep a third of
your life and expect to get successful. Now, after you
get successful, you know, you learn as you go to

(05:46):
work smarter, not harder. So as you get successful, you
may have eight hours available to you. But on the
way up there, I don't see how you can do it,
I promise you.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I don't. Now, maybe somebody can come for it. I
did it.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
Hey, yeah, probably lying. But okay, tell your story, because
everybody I know that's successful that I've sat down I
had real talks with They wasn't concerned with sleeping. You
cannot be concerned with sleeping if you want to be successful.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
How can this happen for you? Listen to me.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
The effort that it requires is massive. It's an all
out of salt on your dream. Now you got to
make an assault. It requires an all out of salt
on it. And you can't be sleeping. Fight at the
same time. You can't fight when you sleep. Man, I
wish I could get y'all understand this right here. Understand
that the effort that is required to be successful will

(06:44):
take everything you have, and when you think you've given
your all, it's gonna require some more.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
The quality of your chield is amazing.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
See okay, listen to what is sitting around having a
bill every day? What but they're sitting around smoking weed
for every day.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
Pa.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Come on, man, for real, But if you took that beer,
drinking weeds, smoking chill time and applied it to progressing
yourself towards your dream.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
When you do carve out.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
A vacation, guess where you be able to go. Guess
what part of the world you can go see. Guess
how you can cheer up now instead of you just
driving Every year your family to the family union, sit
at the same picnic table. Everybody pull they money in.
Two and ten families don't never pool they money in.
They down there eating like y'all eating. You got attitude

(07:39):
cause cause the day or day side don't have a
chip in or not.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
They down there eating the extra potatoes at it making places.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
You're not huguing about this every year for real, man,
They ain't got the T shirt money, you know, they
got the same T shirt on. They ain't put in
that really, man, so so so so so you want
that to be it every year? Or do you want
this year I'm taking my family to New Orleans, or
I'm taking my family see the Grand Canyon. I'm taking

(08:06):
my family down to the beach this year. Me, me
and my family gonna go sight See, we're gonna go
ride a couple of river on Chicago. Me and my
family gonna go skiing this year. Me and me and
my family going out to La Man we go. We're
gonna go out there for the weekend. You know, you
know it can happen like that. But if you ain't working,
listen to me. Average effort gets average results. That's that's

(08:34):
all it is to it. See, ordinary effort gets ordinary results.
But if you put forth an extra effort. See, the
only difference between extraordinary and ordinary is one word.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
That's extra.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
If you do extra, you can take ordinary right on
over to extraordinary. Do you understand you have to have
a massive assault on your dreams? Quit sitting up in here, man,
trying to chill all the time. I'm sorry, man, I
wish I could tell you another way, but it ain't one.
Here's what I did. I wasn't concerned about how much

(09:13):
sleep I got. I just had to get my rest.
And once I got enough rest to get up and
get the task done, I got up. Somebody sent me
a tweet the other day, a partner of mine. He said,
to see if I can pull it up while I'm
talking to you. But he just sent me a little

(09:33):
sign just what nothing, just a little something to say,
Hey man, I ran across this, I thought about you,
and I sent it to you. It said no alarm
clock needed, My passion wakes me. It's in block print.
He said, no alarm clock needed, My passion wakes me.

(09:56):
That's what you got to be about your listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning shall.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
It is here another fantastic day, another opportunity that God
has provided. We are all here, We have a measure
of health, We are in the land of the living,
and we are available for what's about to occur today.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Now, if that ain't a blessing, I don't know what is.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Please tell God thank you for the so many things
He has done for you that we have a propensity
to overlook from time to time. Ladies and gentlemen, This
here is that dass show, the Steve Harvey moaning Show,
bleed that Shirley Strawberry Mississippi Monica kill Space better known

(10:46):
as Junior Legend. Nephew Tommy, yours truly, junior? What's on
your mind?

Speaker 9 (10:51):
All right? Can you do me a favor this morning?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Depends.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
I just want you to do something ether.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I don't just say I'll do it, because now.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Just give me an ignit seventies milligary run, just just
hard sing hard singing from the seventies. Yeah, I want
to back up. I want to backup vocals. I want
I want to want to lead sing. I want the
drum beat.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Shirley would throw a couple of mad men out do
them for you. But if you don't.

Speaker 8 (11:22):
Know me, fine now.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
You will never never, never know me. We all got go.

Speaker 8 (11:38):
Ahead, Shelly, all right, how about fire Ohio players?

Speaker 11 (11:42):
Hey, hell, hey, I want hey, uh hey, hey.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Here, we don't look at you five well search hot
fire whoa, That's how we did it.

Speaker 8 (12:15):
Surely, all right, let's go Rogers zapp. I'm thinking more
bounds to the out.

Speaker 12 (12:28):
More about mob wow, mob wow loud mob woud.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
All right, let's go, Billy. Remember the time? How about
remember the time? Michael Jackson?

Speaker 7 (12:53):
You remember, Lly Love we were young and Dean, we
were we would just do you remember back in the

(13:13):
park we all.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Do you remember, ladies.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
And gentleman Steve Harvey.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
In the back of my mind, you remember the tent, Look.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
The Ohio players and Roger ends that this morning, all right,
coming up at thirty hour, Yeah, and run that brank
back right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
This broadcast is sponsored by PayPal. I want to take
a second to talk to you about something I think
it's pretty cool. PayPal let you pay your own way
with just a click. PayPal offers people flexibility on how
they can pay. Once you click the PayPal button, you
can choose from a bunch of payment options like paying
later with PayPal at millions of online stores, pay in store,

(14:16):
pay online, pay.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Overtime, don't just pay PayPal.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Learn more at PayPal dot com.

Speaker 8 (14:24):
It is time now to run that prank back with
the nephew. What you got enough?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Let's go here with you too much chicken, Let's go
get doctors.

Speaker 13 (14:32):
Hell us Hello, I'm trying to reach Jason. Please, it's Jason.
Hi Jason, my name is Remy. I'm calling with bp
E TMC. How's you say going? I'm doing fair but
with the VT whoever that is bp E TMC. It's
an organization we've been around for the last five years
and we're trying to help different things in the black
community and wanted to reach out and give you a

(14:53):
call and see if you would be on board to
help signing a petition that we're going to have going
around with VPE TMC if you don't mind. Okay, what
is it about, well.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
B P E T M C H.

Speaker 13 (15:04):
Jason is uh, black people eat too much chicken and
what we're trying to do is cut back to beat
too much chicken. What the hell is this? My name,
my name is Remy, Sir. Okay, what you mean about
black people eat too much chickens? We've we've done we've
we've done a test study and we realize, sir, that
black people are the ones that are eating too much chicken.

(15:26):
And what we want to do is trying to cut
back because right now there's at the Chimeese and ask
them they eat all time of chicken, chicken food, all
this yeah chicken and white do you eat chicken?

Speaker 14 (15:35):
Calliate all this.

Speaker 13 (15:37):
Chicken, chicken, stirri fied rice with chicken and all. They say,
you want to come to me talking about a black
person eat too much chicken? Do you ask white people?
I bet you didn't. No, with no white folks, I
bet you don't go to them. They're pad of them Uh, well,
so we're gonna we're gonna get to that. We're starting
in the black community. You black people are the ones
that seem to buy the most chicken. Man, no chicken.

(15:57):
Guess what? How don't you eat chickens? If our daddy
so chicken? Because? Man, are you gets something? Q IW enough?
Y'all got my number in it?

Speaker 15 (16:10):
What do you get, sir?

Speaker 13 (16:12):
Actually, we're getting numbers from the supermarket. Uh, and we're
getting a listing of people who buy the most super
get come in supermarket, sir.

Speaker 14 (16:20):
Right.

Speaker 13 (16:20):
The main thing we're trying to get you to do
is cut back on eating chicken. I don't eat chicken.
And you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go
and eat something chicken and don't call me about eating
too much. I don't even call my phone. So you
got that Hello, I'm trying to reach callaway? Is this callaway? Yeah,

(16:44):
that's kind of how you doing. My name is Remmy.
I'm with b P E T m C.

Speaker 14 (16:50):
And uh, my.

Speaker 13 (16:53):
Name is Remy, Sir, I'm with B P E T
m C. What we're doing is we have a petition
we're trying to get signed through out the black community. Uh,
of some things that we're trying to actually help out
in the black community. Uh huh, So b P e
tm C is actually an organization and we're trying to actually,
uh say some things in the black community.

Speaker 8 (17:13):
What's it's what AREDA?

Speaker 13 (17:14):
What's that saying for? What the hell is that VP?
What is that for? Uh? B P E tm C
is is uh, black people eat too much chicken? And
what we're trying to do with man, you got your kid?

Speaker 14 (17:26):
Man?

Speaker 8 (17:27):
Who is this man?

Speaker 13 (17:28):
This is this is remy sir. We're trying to get
you all to actually sign a petition. What's going on
is black people are buying too much chicken. You got
to me with this man?

Speaker 14 (17:37):
This is the right man?

Speaker 13 (17:39):
Who is this man? I am Caucasian, sir, Yes, man,
Why are you calling me with this? Well, what we're
trying to do is we're trying to.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
Get how did you get my number?

Speaker 14 (17:48):
First of all, actually we get it.

Speaker 13 (17:49):
We're getting numbers from supermarkets that are letting us know
the people are the found my phone with this man.
That's a big ticket. Man, make me gas smack one
of the album with you, okay, sir. What we're trying
to do is get you guys to cut back on
buying chickens. You're talking about you guys, Well, the black

(18:10):
community is the black community.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Hey, man, you've been going on with it.

Speaker 8 (18:14):
We can't get of it.

Speaker 13 (18:15):
Then they'll be calling that phone with the man. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach Valerie A vow.

Speaker 16 (18:23):
It's a sha. How can I help you?

Speaker 13 (18:25):
All Right, my name is Remy. I'm with BPE TMC.
How you doing.

Speaker 16 (18:30):
I'm doing fine and you.

Speaker 13 (18:32):
I'm very well. Man. Listen, what we're trying to do is, uh,
if I take a little bit of your time, we're
trying to actually get a survey signed by people in
the black community. We're actually trying to help out in
the black community. But the organization is b PE TMC.
And what this is is black What is that? Uh,
that's that's Black people eat too much chicken. So what

(18:53):
we're doing is we're trying to get back say that
one more time for me. Black people eat too much chicken.
You see, there's been a shortage in chicken. So what
we're trying to do is get black people have shortage
in chicken.

Speaker 16 (19:06):
And you want to do a survey.

Speaker 13 (19:09):
Well, we want what we want you guys to do
is sign a petition that you're not gonna eat any
more chicken this year?

Speaker 16 (19:14):
What does it even make sense? We just start to
eat chicken. You know, we eat beef, we eat steak,
we eat fish. I don't So you're trying to pull
that off the market. Now, why would you want to
tell us not to eat chicken? Then we eat other
stuff too? Why are you getting her defined in trump?

Speaker 13 (19:29):
Because this doesn't make any sense. The test study, man
was over chicken, and it just seems like that test study.

Speaker 16 (19:36):
Who did this test study?

Speaker 13 (19:37):
Well we did, man, we're bpe TMC. And what after
doing the test study, we did realize that the black
people are.

Speaker 16 (19:44):
The ones that make the chest only just do have
to do black people? I'm gonna just use white people.
But white people eat chicken too. And she goes out
at a diets and stuff.

Speaker 13 (19:53):
Okay, man use Asian?

Speaker 16 (19:56):
What about the Hispanics?

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Did you use them?

Speaker 13 (19:58):
Okay, ma'am listen what the The bottom line is our
first study is black people, and what we're trying to
do is get you guys to cut back on eating.

Speaker 16 (20:05):
Yes, study should be everybody. This is something what you
get my number from?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Man?

Speaker 13 (20:10):
We got to we got numbers from the supermarkets of
people that my number from those supermarkets.

Speaker 16 (20:14):
I ain't give my number to no supermarket. This is
don't make any sense. You calling me, interrupted me about
something like this.

Speaker 13 (20:21):
This is this is bottom line, ma'am.

Speaker 16 (20:24):
You don't tell on me, you know, me telling me
what the hell I can eat?

Speaker 13 (20:28):
You know my mind?

Speaker 16 (20:29):
You got light on them.

Speaker 17 (20:31):
Twist this up.

Speaker 16 (20:32):
Yes, you do, calling somebody telling them that black people
eat too much chicken? You and your partition.

Speaker 13 (20:39):
Would you like to hear what the survey is actually saying?

Speaker 16 (20:42):
Now, I don't want to hear that the survey is
actually saying, because what you're saying is about a whole bunch.

Speaker 13 (20:46):
Of But the survey is saying that. This is nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Valerie, this is
nephew Toppy Baby from the Steve Waker. Oh my god,
oh chicken.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Now you haven't miss Charlotte too much chicken? Anyway?

Speaker 8 (21:16):
Thinking have you coming up next to ask the COLO
or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right
after this? Hey, y'all, this is Monica.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
This is Spike Lee.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
Hey, this is Mary J. Blood.

Speaker 13 (21:26):
Yo.

Speaker 18 (21:27):
This is Stephen a Smith.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
Hey, this is Shaka Khan.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
You have no idea what it is.

Speaker 15 (21:31):
This is Carlos Miller, and this may or may not
be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (21:35):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Folks, there are a lot of reasons to like Hyundai.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Hyundai's done a lot to support American consumers. I mean,
they announced their investment of twenty one billion dollars in
the United States over the next three years that will
expand manufacturing and create more jobs for Americans.

Speaker 15 (21:59):
And they just announced that they will not be raising
MSRP through June second.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
No matter what.

Speaker 15 (22:05):
Call five six' two three one four four six zero
three for more.

Speaker 8 (22:10):
Details it is, time ladies and, gentlemen for ask THE,
clo which stands For Chief Love Officer Steve. Harvey, ready
here we, Go cheyenne And virginia. Says my boyfriend AND
i moved in together after we broke up and got back.
TOGETHER i had hung out with another guy for a few,

(22:30):
months AND i ghosted him after my boyfriend AND i
got back. Together the guy saw me out and followed me,
home hoping to talk to.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Me BUT i ran. Inside DO i owe this?

Speaker 8 (22:40):
Guy an, explanation not, really not, really you really don't
you Know i'm married to, him you, know you, know
in love with.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
Y'all ain't have, none. Y'all it's just kicking, it y'll knowing,
nothing nothing at, all a guy Who, yeah she break
it wrong because she ain't want to deal with you,
Know i'm me and.

Speaker 19 (22:59):
Do, Yeah AND i thought messing that one. Closure he
don't want close, It he want. Another he want another
time with. Him he ain't looking.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
Close he doesn't want to know why they broke, up
in which why she.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
No, no, no no. No all he want to know, is,
hey what's? Happening you CAN i holler at?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
You that's. All he don't need no. Explanation, no all,
right that's all that.

Speaker 8 (23:24):
Is sounds like she's going to be running away from
him for a.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
While, Max, well but.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
What she needs to do is to get a little
bit more decisive in her life and make sure that
the guy that she keeps going in and out with
is more in than.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Out that's really.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
The, problem, yeah her. Boyfriend all. Right moving on To
Miss Justin, BRADENTON Mss jess, Writes i'm in my mid
sixties And i've got a man on the side That
i'm in love, with but my husband won't give me a.
Divorce my husband's girlfriend is disrespectful to, me AND i
just want out of. This why won't he let me

(24:01):
go SO i can be? Happy?

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Why why does he have to let you?

Speaker 7 (24:05):
Go why don't you take that information down to a
lawyer and file some.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Paperwork it ain't nona let you?

Speaker 7 (24:12):
Go and then he GOT x amount of time to,
Respond and if you don't, respond y'all gonna get a court.
Date and if he don't come to, court you're gonna
get declared a. Divorce you ain't got to do. This
and what was what y'all be talking?

Speaker 3 (24:26):
About and quit writing and here about stuff that didn't
happen to? Me, okay wait what? Wait what it's about?
You but that's HOW i took.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
It everything is.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Always coming in here with about Something i'm trying to get.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Out she won't let me out get.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
Out this is not about.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
You calm it all the way, down all the way, yeah,
yeah all, right moving, on.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
Jeez moving on TO mj And charlotte, Says i'm a
single mother of six, boys and they're with me most
of the time because their father works in another.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
State my ex husband invited me to come.

Speaker 8 (25:09):
See him for the for the weekend and his, parents,
well baby, Said he says he wants us to catch
up and he wants me to.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Relax is that all he wants or does he want sex?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Too you got six? Boys what you think he Won't.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
You didn't help, Them you didn't make them six boys
just because y'all got together six. Times he wants you
to come and. Relax, relax you and relax if he
come get them. Boys if you want me to, relax
come fick up these.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Boys we.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Are going to, babysit you, know right.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
Now and he wants you to come over, there and
you know what's gonna. Happen what what always? Happened what usually?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Happened what seven? Boys what's gonna?

Speaker 7 (25:55):
Happen that's what's gonna. Happen he might want a little,
GIRL i don't, know but he is trying to get
you over there without them, boys so they can quit
blocking right. Now the thing of it is you're hoping
in the back of her mind that.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
He wants her.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Back, yeah and.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
They can pull this thing. Together is that all he
wants for me to? Relax? Hey, now y'all gonna be
relaxing after you to whow yourself. OUT a.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Single mother of six, BOYS i go down.

Speaker 13 (26:36):
Some.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Yeah he invited her to come see him for the.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Weekend oh, yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:41):
They got a.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Babysitter he wants it all all.

Speaker 8 (26:47):
Right last, One, Steve vicky And beverly, Says i'm an
educator And i'm active in my, church SO i don't
have time to hang out and meet. Men all the
GUYS i date are either at my job or at my,
church and it's usually just for. Sex IF i want
to date one of, them is it too forward to tell?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Them straight?

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Up? Wait?

Speaker 14 (27:10):
What?

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Huh?

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Yeah, Yeah wait.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
A, Minute, vickie this is one of them. LETTERS i
don't have time to date Because i'm real active on
my job and my. Church so the only MEN i
date go out with or on my job or at my,
church and it's usually just for. Sex WOULD i be

(27:38):
too forward to tell THEM i want to? Date wait
a minute? Minute how much more forward can you beat?

Speaker 14 (27:44):
It having?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Sex you pretty much put the whiped cream on top
of the ice.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Cream i'm gonna tell you that right, now because after
that it ain't no more?

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Forward how much more? Forward you.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
Won't, yeah you forward to know to have sex with these,
men but you ain't afward enough to SAY i want
to be.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
DATED i don't understand.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Stand, well enlighten her because you, Know i'm sure she's not.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
There, well she needs.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
She needs some. Standards let's just start. THERE i Think MS,
vicki you need some. Standards you need to have an
idea of who you are and what's best for, you
and not just at that particular, time but you need
to give some.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Type of forethought to the long.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
Run you can't date the men at your job and
in your church just for, sex and then you gonna
decide one of. Them you want to ask them to
date you after we done just had. Sex now you
want to be, romanced you want to be. Courted it's
not how this. Works, no you just she, said what's Your, No.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
I'm saying she, said she doesn't have time to hang
out and meet, them meet. Men but people make time
for what's important to. Them they just do take.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
Time excuse, me excuse, me she's having sex with these.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
People what You? Russian look at? Here oh? Good we
got to go, ahead come on, now come on. Out
we ain't got time to get.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
In the hotel. Room come, on what you're, doing let's get. It,
NO i don't want to meet your. Mama let's go come, on.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
You need to reverse. That oh my, god, mister all,
right thank. You see Alos Steve Harbin marty Show.

Speaker 15 (29:38):
Man if you're not a certified, prankston this is not
what you do for a.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Living you should not be jumping into. This, no that's,
interesting that's.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Interesting the certification is What i've. Heard you can actually
go somewhere and get them outrank school certified to have
a graduation.

Speaker 15 (30:09):
Time all that your, certification, man all of. That if
you got certified to we got a pan union and.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Everything. Man, well and that young man is not in.
It he's not a part of the.

Speaker 8 (30:26):
Group coming up right after you're, Listening Steve Hardy Morning,
show what was the best summer job you ever? Had
and what job would you not do? Again no matter
how much it? Paid?

Speaker 7 (30:45):
Steve what job WOULD i not do? Again no matter
how much you? Paid that foundry at for a? Motive, come,
oh you you wouldn't do. THAT i would do, that
AND i would not do no the worst that would you?
Know they found. YOU i didn't like. It the assimilarly
nine at.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Four NOW i have some cool PEOPLE i worked. With
that wasn't. Bad going to work wasn't WHAT i was
meant to.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
Do but the linking electric is the worst Job i've ever.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
HAD i hate.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
It what did you do?

Speaker 7 (31:17):
There what did you do? THAT i wrap coil? Wire
it's really it's. Tough you know what dies, Are guys
are these small round things that you pull wire, through
and every dye gets. Smaller so the wire goes through
and compresses and shaves down and gets thinner and. Thinner
so let's say the wire starts like a microphone, cord,

(31:40):
okay and what you're trying to get it down to
is a chord wire that goes inside of inside to speaker.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Wire what it? Is, Yeah so you put.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
That through the die and it goes through this machine
at a high, speed and every diet goes. Through every
six a fees gets small and, small and it wraps
up into a big coil and then you got to
box it up and put it on the. Pallette now
to break, even your dad had to make two hundred
and thirty eight boxes a.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Day, wow it'd be some. DAYS i. FINISHED i got
eighty short short. UGLY i, mean you, know but now
you're gonna get a.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Guarantee but to get the bonus you had to make
extra and at the end of the, year guys was
getting fifty.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Thousand dollars bonus sixty Five.

Speaker 14 (32:38):
What you?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
GET i ain't never get a.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
Bone oh you didn't even get a bonus. Period well
what about? IT i, mean how could they do?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
It? Why why was you so slow with? YOURS i hate?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
It thank, You, tommy you just hated.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
MAN i didn't like doing the mechanical work to keep
the line running because you to change your dies all the,
time because the respect to come by and tell you
that your wire has a score in, it which means
a little scratch that means one of the dies is
war out and you don't catch. It and then the
inspector come by and x out all your boxes in

(33:18):
the box with the scores and it got to, go
so you lose fifteen fifteen boxes went. Up inspector come
it WAS i hate.

Speaker 8 (33:27):
It, wow you're depressed telling us about?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
It so at?

Speaker 8 (33:33):
That what how old were you?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Then? Oh twenty?

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Three so that was one of your first like full time.
Jobs right after did you? Quit did you quit or
they fired.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
You, YEAH i. QUIT i made up the.

Speaker 8 (33:52):
Story what did you?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Say what is?

Speaker 8 (33:56):
Happening you're not doing any?

Speaker 7 (33:59):
Business small business opened, up carbon cleaning coming.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
DOWN i didn't have no, longer, MAN i just wanted
to walk out with.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Dignity, look, hall, man we're gonna miss.

Speaker 13 (34:13):
You.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Man you a good. Dude. Man it was funny. Man
you kept us live in. Here. Man that WHY i
had been whooping your behind that, PLEASE.

Speaker 7 (34:26):
I was. Dying, man midnight shift from midnight to eight
in the, MORNING i would be so slot coming. HOME
i drive by my. Exit, wow that's how SLEEPY i would.
BE i missed my exit at least five.

Speaker 8 (34:39):
Times, okay so let's switch it and ask you what
was the best summer job you, had because that depressed us.

Speaker 7 (34:46):
ALL i got a job at a swimming pool as
a lifeguard that can't. Swimming that's the best job.

Speaker 13 (34:56):
In.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
COLLEGE i got a job at a swimming pool of watching,
girls has a life good and couldn't.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Swim that you're just hoping when nobody get. In did
anybody ever get in a in a drastic? Situation? No thank?
God oh you got lucky.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
Man hey, HERE i had all the life as some
stuff over. THERE i have so much stuff in the.
POOL i was throwing furniture in the. POOL i had
so much furniture in the pool that one dude got
in trouble AND i threw so much stuff in the
pool he could walk.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Out she just threw a style foam cool out. THERE
i had so much pool furniture that he could walk.

Speaker 8 (35:31):
Out so they didn't test you or anything to see
if you could. Swim they just hired you on the.
Spot that's.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Crazy, well what happened was my name Was Steve.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
Harvey, yes of course it was a white guy at
the school Named Steve. Darby, okay he didn't come to,
work SO i, went, oh AND i Want he, said
you used to See. DARBY i was, like, yeah no.
Proud he, said well here you, go handing me that
little red. Thing said where's your? Shorts? Okay SO i

(36:05):
told him iut having. TOMORROW i just bought my pants to.
THAT i rolled him up and set up on this.
Chair not like what the lady TOLD, hi my name
Is Steve. HARVEY i got paid man about six.

Speaker 8 (36:20):
Weeks what So Steve darby never came?

Speaker 7 (36:24):
Back? WHY i have no idea what happened is just
he ain't show. Up Steve harvey went on in there
and that the lifeguar. Opposite anybody had a drown in that,
pool they'd have been. Dead, well, GOD i can't say
nobody it wasn't about to jump in that deep and.

Speaker 15 (36:46):
This five foot and we know this just when the
margin tried to get in the water In. Hawaii you remember.

Speaker 18 (36:53):
That he, yes he, Did, yes he.

Speaker 8 (36:56):
Did and you did you ever learn to?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Swim?

Speaker 17 (36:59):
Steve?

Speaker 7 (37:00):
YEAH i know, how you, KNOW i know HOW i got.
IT i have get. Back i'll get back WHATEVER i
fell off. OF i can swim good At get. Out
you gotta get.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
Out i'm so glad you found your. Purpose i'm so
glad you found your. PURPOSE i had need some, money,
man you're Listening Steve Harvey Morning, show.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Folks there are a lot of reasons to Like.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
Hyundai hyundai has done a lot to Support american. CONSULERS i,
mean they announced their investment of twenty one billion dollars
in The United states over the next three years that
will expand manufacturing and create more jobs For.

Speaker 15 (37:46):
Americans and they just announced that they will not be
raising MS rp Through june. Second no matter what called
five six two three one four four six zero three
for more, details.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Time out for what would you?

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Rather would you rather let your boss see your Full internet?
History or would you rather let your spouse see your
Full internet? History? Boss or? Spouse and he won't fire.

(38:23):
You and he's gonna fire.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
You you might get a raise out to you IF
i do it.

Speaker 18 (38:28):
Right you made me, Proud.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
All, right, boss all?

Speaker 13 (38:39):
Day all?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Right would you rather lose a?

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Finger lose a, finger or have a headache every day
for the rest of your.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Life, No i'm gonna take this.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
Finger, hmm, okay but but but take take that ring
finger on the right, hand.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
You, know the ring finger on the left.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
Hand just give me the ring finger on the right,
hand Because i'm left, handed and that. FINGER i don't
need that finger to button my shirt or, nothing zip
up my. Pants that finger kind of. Useless i'm gonna
need that. Thumb you ain't gonna be able to hold
a knife without that thumb without looking like a cave.

(39:26):
Man it's hard to button your shirt with both your index.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Fingers i'm gonna tell you that right, now.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
All, right.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
Picking Up french fries gonna look a little crazy like
you smoking a.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Cigarette.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
Yeah would you rather be trapped on a desert island
with someone who never, speaks never talks to? You or
would you rather be trapped on a desert island with
someone who never?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Shuts?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Uh, hey uh quiet all the? Time you gonna get
tired of. That they're talking on dry. CRAVE i really
had a.

Speaker 9 (40:11):
Talker, yeah you.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Rather have the talk kill, me?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Junior you want someone who all the talk to?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Me we talk every. MORNING i.

Speaker 9 (40:21):
DON'T i don't want to talk all.

Speaker 8 (40:22):
Time, okay do you want someone who's? Quiet what about?

Speaker 9 (40:27):
You never shut?

Speaker 7 (40:28):
UP i KNOW i want the person to talk all the.
TIME i know how to CUT i KNOW i know
how to shut people out. Anyway you can be talking
right off to, me, MAN i just look right at
you and be looking right through the back of your.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
HEAD i know how to know how you hear.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
ME i know he looking right at me.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
And make him Think i'm looking at, Him BUT i
be my, Man, MAN i be looking at something right
off to the side of your head after, me you,
know you, know like a bush or. SOMETHING i don't
even know you talking to.

Speaker 8 (41:01):
Me all, right that's today's, round.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Guys would you rather what's going.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
On this is your Boy Kevin.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Hart this Is Erica. Badua, hey this Is Dave. Chappelley
know what's?

Speaker 9 (41:12):
Up this Is Ice.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
QUEUE i can't call. It this your Man sidric D.
Entertainer and you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 8 (41:19):
Show that my doubt you're Listening Steve Harvey Morning. Show
here's the, question what's the most unsafe thing your parents
let you do as a. Kid here's a comment FROM
jj that we saw On. Facebook it, says now That
i'm a, parent WHEN i think about, it all of

(41:39):
the unsafe things my parents let me do as a,
kid it makes me, say what the? Hell it was
truly different back. THEN i remember my dad letting my
brother AND i HAVE bb. Guns we also build a
mini bike out of a lawnmower engine.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
With which we would crash on a regular.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
Basis, SO i, mean you, guys think about. It Steve Tommy,
junior how was your your childhood unsafe compared to the kids?
Today steve y'all? Parents so we played outside a? Lot, yeah, YEAH.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I got an go.

Speaker 10 (42:21):
Ahead one of the first things my parents they mayew
that was unsafe was like in six, COOK i got
the whole operation of the. Stove they let me cook
at six years. Old you were boiling hot dogs on high.

Speaker 9 (42:39):
Water gold out the. POT i ain't got no water.

Speaker 8 (42:42):
In, boy you could have burnt the whole house.

Speaker 10 (42:45):
DOWN i did today that wassae put a pizza in
the oven in the.

Speaker 9 (42:51):
Box did not know? This oh that was a. WOMAN
i got over you, said warm it. Up i've been.

Speaker 15 (43:00):
Cooking come, on flip flips off the, house off the
top of the.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
House my brother, did weed to flip off.

Speaker 15 (43:12):
The house and laying on the. Ground, yeah, yeah, yeah
flip off the. House, body my brother did.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
That that was, It. Tommy we was we was trying
to kill. You the parents never knew, That.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Timmy they didn't let you do. That we told, you
they said you.

Speaker 8 (43:30):
Could that is just not, nice all?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Right come, on big? Dog what you got.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Going down the freeway in a station wagon standing up
in the back, seat hanging out the, window Looking.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
God no seatbelt?

Speaker 3 (43:52):
What none of? That back? Then were just standing up
head out the window like a.

Speaker 14 (43:56):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
DOG i caught a lot of, BUGS i bet.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
Wow what? Else?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
OH i got? ONE i got. ONE i wanted this so.

Speaker 15 (44:10):
BAD i wanted to smoke my daddy's, cigar AND i
begged and begged until finally he, said, okay, cool you're
gonna smoke the whole damn.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
THING i was. NINE i was.

Speaker 15 (44:23):
Throwing up for three. DAYS i was literally throwing. WELL
i didn't want to see anohing.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Si, wow come, On, junior got anything, Else, Steve, YEAH
i let you.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Know nothing we were probably wasn't.

Speaker 10 (44:35):
Safe but as a kid WHEN i was Like, team
catching the city bus to.

Speaker 8 (44:39):
School not the school, bus the city. Bus how the HELL.

Speaker 10 (44:42):
I was supposed to know a bus ride At, TEAM
i got to find my own way to.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
SCHOOL i didn't know out. THERE i can't take you this.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Morning just get, home.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
Don't be running. Behind just get hold the. Bus three
Step Nate. Broadway take it to your senior. SCHOOL i
love your.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Family you can close it.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Out, no we got a.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
Minute we lived in an industrial, city Factory republic steel for.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Mootic they let me make and eat snow ice.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
Cream, yeah growing up In, Chicago i've had some of
those boys the.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Root down the street from the steel. Meal you don't.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Good, hell, well it's called. Monoxide who's?

Speaker 18 (45:43):
Next tell?

Speaker 9 (45:47):
You they let me?

Speaker 10 (45:48):
Do, okay it's unsafe for kids to take shots of.

Speaker 9 (45:51):
Crown i'm just gonna tell that right, now.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
Your LONG.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
I ain't got no lawsite crowd at. Tea oh my.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
God all, right, listen don't coming up next to the
nephew is here with today's frank phone.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Call right after, this.

Speaker 8 (46:21):
You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning show coming up
at the top of the, hour right about four minutes.
After it's My strawberry letter for, today and the subject
is they let their husbands run.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Wild find out what that.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
Is get into that in just a little, bit because
right now it is time for the nephew and today's
prank phone.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Call nef uh huh for us, TODAY.

Speaker 15 (46:47):
I have On Orthodox. Methods On Orthodox, methods Cat.

Speaker 14 (46:54):
Dog if you would, Hello, Hello i'm trying to reach
trying to reach Brother robert and. Speaking.

Speaker 13 (47:02):
Hey how you. Doing i'm calling you from the. Church
how you, doing brother, Man i'm doing super. Fantastic every
day a below ground is a good.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Day that's.

Speaker 13 (47:10):
Good that's.

Speaker 14 (47:11):
Good, hey, hey, listen, man we wanted to being one
of the brothers of the. CHURCH i wanted to give
you a.

Speaker 13 (47:17):
Call.

Speaker 14 (47:17):
Man you didn't make it, today but you and well
you know your wife stood up to day and asked
us to keep you all in our prayers because y'all
definitely trying to bring a new child into the. World
and she let us know, that you, know she's being
a little older, now forty, one forty, two you, know
she said it takes a little longer to try and
conceive a, child and.

Speaker 13 (47:38):
You, know in your earlier.

Speaker 14 (47:39):
Years so we definitely wanted to let you, know, man
that we we got y'all in our.

Speaker 13 (47:43):
Prayers. Man, man you just don't know how much we appreciate. That. Man,
yeah we've been, trying BUT i know with prayers all
things are.

Speaker 14 (47:50):
Possible, yeah, well we definitely want to definitely want to
keep you all in our, prayers, man AND i hope
that you all able to conceive this child and, bring you,
know bring bring a new child to this. World you
know that the books to be pruful and ultiplies definitely.

Speaker 13 (48:04):
Definitely now who's this, again.

Speaker 14 (48:06):
Bro Brother ATH i don't know if you know me,
directly But I'm i'm, brother one of the brothers at the. Church, okay, okay,
brother thank you not not not not not Not Brother.

Speaker 13 (48:16):
Robert WHAT i want to ask, you, man was have
you considered any any alternatives methods as far as you,
know maybe helping this. Situation, uh we've looked at a
few what what what what are you referring to as an? Alternative,
WELL i MEAN i THINK i have a good thing
then that might be able to help this thing speed

(48:38):
up the, process and and and and you guys will
be expecting in no.

Speaker 14 (48:42):
Time.

Speaker 13 (48:42):
Man, man we are definite open for some things like.

Speaker 14 (48:46):
That what what?

Speaker 13 (48:46):
What what you gotta?

Speaker 14 (48:47):
DONE i, mean, uh, well WHAT i have is a
little a little, unorthodox, Man BUT i think if you
allow me to help you on, this, MAN i think
that you'll be definitely. Satisfied and you, know, man if
nine months or, not you got to be at the
hospital wait looking for, you your, baby, foril your paper.

Speaker 13 (49:04):
Girl you, know.

Speaker 14 (49:05):
Well clarifying after Doct, okay see WHAT i have in, mind,
man is have you considered maybe like a surrogate?

Speaker 13 (49:15):
Father? Clarify, clarified, say Because i'm thinking the wrong. THING
i don't WANT i just want to make ship on
the same. Page what do you mean By sarah the?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Fuck?

Speaker 14 (49:23):
Well what it is, man is you know you, know of,
course a surrogate mother is someone that will carry a
child for those that cannot carry.

Speaker 13 (49:32):
One you know What i'm, saying right? Right so what?

Speaker 14 (49:35):
What what? What i've gone to the doctor and got
myself checked, out, man good physical and. Everything i'm physically fitting.
Everything and you, know MAYBE i guess the complications are
coming from you as far as the child not being you,
know you're not being able to conceive right, now.

Speaker 13 (49:50):
Now now that ain't ain't nothing wrong with? Me, Man,
Okay now what you mean by you physically? FIT i
mean what, yeah they got to do with Shared, well
see What i'm saying is if if well you, know
if you if you allow me to come over and
and supply my. SERVICES i, mean let's, say if you
left for a, weekend, man AND i stayed over there
by the time you get back, There, man what's the

(50:11):
wrong with? You it's just what's going on at this?

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Church?

Speaker 13 (50:14):
Man AM i at the round? Church you're telling me
you track help me understand you saying you want to
come over and have sex with my. One, WELL i,
MEAN i, mean don't don't look at it like. That
don't look at it like. That look at it That
i'm helping you are telling? Me is iretically you just
a us what excuse me?

Speaker 8 (50:32):
That?

Speaker 13 (50:33):
Okay you want to come out of sex with my Wa, no, no,
NO i want to come over and just apply my
services man and put you guys in a better position
that you will be there save your. Life you understand
What i'm. Saying you understand Whe i'm coming.

Speaker 8 (50:45):
From.

Speaker 13 (50:46):
NOW i don't time like you tell me you want
to have sex in my? Life? Man what the is
wrong with?

Speaker 7 (50:50):
You?

Speaker 14 (50:51):
Oh hold, on hold, On, no this just this brother. Awesome,
man listen see What i'm What i'm trying to.

Speaker 13 (50:55):
Do, MAN i don't give up if you?

Speaker 14 (50:57):
Brother who this?

Speaker 13 (50:59):
Brother? MAN i don't know? You and then you talking
about the? Church what kind of sh is this thousand
dollar at this?

Speaker 14 (51:05):
Church? Really the church don't have nothing to do with.
This it's me calling you To. Linden will you come, me,
Sa i'm trying to be if you allow me to
be the surrogand. FATHER i don't have a pregnant about
the end of the. Week, man you got.

Speaker 13 (51:16):
Me as soon AS i Say i'm coming to the
Boss study accusa to see, you you show up the Bombing.
Study so you are, Okay Gary, kitton you want to have?
Brothers Brother white, said what amount of. Man you keep
looking at.

Speaker 14 (51:29):
That like, That how we gonna get? This are we
gonna get past this so we can get you to this? Child,
man we are gonna get past.

Speaker 13 (51:35):
Here you talked about having sex with my? Wife where
are your?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Wife?

Speaker 14 (51:38):
Said, brother you ain't got no. Way SO i have a, Wife, Brother,
robert What i'm trying to do is help you along
with yours and getting this child. Conceived that's What i'm
trying to help.

Speaker 13 (51:47):
That you can't help me talking about having sex with my.
Wife you said on other. DOC i ain't think you
was going out far with. It you're getting my phone?

Speaker 14 (51:55):
Number, well you know we we have people listened at the.

Speaker 13 (51:57):
Church we have all phone numbers. Listened he this mine
and WHEN i get that to you THAT i hope
to see you That i'm gonna punch you. Heads, hey look,
man why DON'T I why DON'T i speak to your
wife when she comes to church this week AND i
see how you don't feel string them my?

Speaker 14 (52:13):
Wife hold, On i'm just gonna talk to her see
how she feels about maybe maybe you know using this part, now, man.

Speaker 13 (52:20):
Don't even look in the.

Speaker 14 (52:21):
Direction, brother what boy?

Speaker 13 (52:23):
Man who wanted? YOU i need to see you. Myself,
okay what?

Speaker 14 (52:26):
What?

Speaker 13 (52:26):
What what is all the anger?

Speaker 15 (52:27):
Though?

Speaker 14 (52:27):
Brother?

Speaker 13 (52:28):
What? What? What what do you you just sitting here
telling me that's the. Script i'm gonna come has.

Speaker 14 (52:34):
Sex with your.

Speaker 13 (52:35):
Wife you get?

Speaker 14 (52:36):
Angry, okay, BROTHER i got one more THING i need
to tell. You are you ready? For CAN i say? This?

Speaker 13 (52:41):
Hey you've been a hundred BEFORE i hang up in
your Say, okay are you? Listening Brother?

Speaker 14 (52:46):
ROBERS i didn't.

Speaker 13 (52:47):
Listen i'm kind of.

Speaker 14 (52:48):
Listen this is Nephew tommy from The Steve Harby Morning.
Show you just got praiked by your. Wife, man what you?

Speaker 13 (52:57):
Say tell me you should be? Doing take, that, Man
i'm about to have a. Rest come to tell you about.
It straight Plunk sennis in the. Mound he didn't look
for you on that one? Man who? All, hey one more, thing,

(53:22):
man tell me?

Speaker 14 (53:22):
This what is what is the Baddest i'm talking about
the baddest radio show in the, Land.

Speaker 13 (53:28):
Steve home of His morning show With steve and You.
TIM i love.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Him that's right.

Speaker 15 (53:39):
There it's, there good, father, MAN i have A i
have A i have a. Pregnant by the time you get,
Back i'm just wait a.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Minute let's.

Speaker 8 (53:51):
Clarify some wants to be clear on. Everything what do
you mean by? Unorthodoxed what do you? Mean but he
was on your way on the same.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Page, yeah.

Speaker 20 (54:07):
That man.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Alone you played.

Speaker 15 (54:10):
Stupidity at its, best baby at its.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Best all, right all, right all, right.

Speaker 8 (54:21):
All right about A sarah good father, THOUGH i mean
they do Have sarah good. Mothers but.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Now that you mentioned, this sh, yeah that's so.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Crazy that is so.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Crazy let's we were.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Clear it ain't, me.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
But his, reaction he was still kind of in it
a little bit, like, yeah it was too.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Much, Tommy like he was really kind of.

Speaker 8 (54:51):
Bad the thought of someone, Else, yeah just had him, Going,
YEAH i love.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
It you proud of? Yourself is that why you?

Speaker 8 (55:06):
What? Exhale? Exhale any?

Speaker 15 (55:11):
Who you, know it's just a genius THAT i. Am
you know that just what? MAGNIFY i JUST i just
sit back AND i JUST i.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Just right, now, okay the word being the genius THAT i.
Am it's a beautiful.

Speaker 13 (55:31):
Thing go.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Together all, right.

Speaker 14 (55:35):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (55:35):
Enough you Knowpe coming up next it is My strawberry.
Letter the subject is they let their husbands run. Wild,
yeah we'll get into it right after. This you've heard
us talk about the benefits Of Globe life. Insurance Globe
life has been protecting families for. Generations Globe life is
easy to, buy with rates starting as low as three

(55:57):
dollars and forty nine cents a. Month there is no medical,
exam just a simple. Application Call Globe life today at
one eight hundred two five one fifty four, hundred or
Visit globelife radio dot com. Again that's one eight hundred
two five one fifty four hundred Or globelife radio dot.
Com you're listening To Steve Harvey Morning. Show time now

(56:24):
for Today's Strawberry. Letter and if you need advice on, relationships, dating, work, sex,
parenting and. More please submit Your Strawberry letter To STEVE
harveyfm dot com and click Submit Strawberry.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Letter we could be.

Speaker 8 (56:36):
Reading your letter live on the Air Pop, pop just
like we're going to read this one right, here right,
now could be right.

Speaker 15 (56:43):
Now muggle up and hold on Type we got it
full You here it is The Strawberry.

Speaker 9 (56:48):
Letter thank.

Speaker 8 (56:49):
You you sounded a little Like Don cornelius this, Morning all,
right thank. You nephew's subject they let their husbands run.
Wild Dear Stephen, Shirley i've been married maried for two,
years And i'm twenty five years. Old my husband is
twenty six and he pursued me heavily UNTIL i let
him take me. Out we had a great first date

(57:10):
and he told me that he loved. ME i fell
for him really, quick and we got married in no.
Time he lived out in the suburbs AND i had
an apartment, downtown so he stayed with me mostly before
we got. Married right before the, WEDDING i moved in with,
him AND i met three other married couples in his.
Neighborhood they were all professional men and they loved to,

(57:32):
golf mainly because it was a status thing for. Them
AND i asked my fiance at the time why he
never mentioned these, friends and he said they're his neighborhood
friends and he didn't really hang out with them because
he was. SINGLE i got upset and asked him if
he was rushing into marriage to fit. In he said absolutely,
not AND i did not nag him about. It fast

(57:54):
forward to present day and we've been married for two.
Years my husband thinks it's ok to hang out with
his neighborhood friends Every friday And saturday. Night it's fine
if they're in the backyard or in one of their man,
caves but they like to go to the city to hang.
Out i'm the only wife in the group that has
a problem with. It one of the wives told me

(58:15):
that as soon AS i start getting tired of my.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
HUSBAND i will look forward to him hanging out at.

Speaker 8 (58:20):
Night my husband said That i'm making us look bad
as a unit Because i'm always calling around complaining about
him being. OUT i don't like that they let their
husbands do whatever they want to, do AND i hope
it doesn't rough off on my. Husband he's not a big,
drinker but now he's buying liquor and building up his
bar to show off to his. Friends is there any

(58:40):
way to keep my husband at? Home, well you could
lock the bedroom door and throw away the, key you,
know keep them in.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
There but of course you're not.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Going to do.

Speaker 8 (58:50):
THAT i just think this thing started from the very.
BEGINNING i, mean you guys went really. FAST i, mean
to begin, with said he told you he loved you
on the first.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Date that was, quick very.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
Quick so now that you've been married for two years
at twenty, eight he'd rather hang out with his boys
on the.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Weekend at twenty. Eight that just seems rather.

Speaker 8 (59:12):
Odd it seems like you guys would still be honeymooning
getting it in at this. Age he's twenty, eight now
you're twenty. SEVEN i do think it's something to him
rushing to fit in with the rest of his suburban.
Friends you mentioned that he denies, it but there is
something to. That he is trying to impress. Him you
mentioned the. Liquor he's trying to build up his bar

(59:34):
and he doesn't even drink all. THAT i, mean they
do the same things, together leaving their wives at home
when they go to the, city.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
And your, HUSBAND i don't.

Speaker 8 (59:45):
KNOW i think you guys need to work out some
sort of compromise if you want to stay, together because
you guys at The rache are going you might end
up in divorce. COURT i, mean you got to schedule
some date. Nights you got to work on your. Marriage
stop calling around looking for. Him he doesn't like. That
stop talking to these other messy wives who seem. Bitter
they don't even like their. Husband husband's at this. Point they,

(01:00:07):
said you, know when he starts getting on your, nerves
you'll be. Happy all of. That you don't want to
hear that you need to work on your. Marriage if
that's what you, want you, know let him know how you.
Feel don't you know that doesn't require an argument or
anything like. THAT i, mean if he doesn't want to
try to fix, it then you know where you. Stand
your marriage is in, trouble and you guys are. Young

(01:00:29):
you know you're gonna come up against some. Hurdles you
might want to consider counseling at least something to try
and keep your marriage. Together but, first you, know let
him know how you. Feel communicate stee great.

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
Response, Really i'm stuck on this letter in a couple
of ways because there's so many things wrong, here young.
SISTER i hate to tell you, that but all, right
here goes Uncle. Steve let me try to help you.
Out they let their husbands run. Wild let, okay we'll
get into that in a. Minute you've been married for two.

(01:01:01):
Years you're twenty five years, old your husband twenty. Six
now this is. Young, now this is young to be.
MARRIED i just want to tell you that right off the,
dribble we had a great First he pursued you heavily
until you let him take you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Out you had a great first. Date he told me
that he loved.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
ME i fell for him really, quickly and we got
married in no. Time pump your brakes. Stop here is
the whole, problem and this whole letter is wrapped up
in that statement right. THERE i fell for him really
quickly and we got married in no. Time, well that's
the whole. Problem you did not take the time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
To know the.

Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
Score you did not take the time to read the.
Book you did not take the time to go over the.
Chapters you just jumped into. It anybody that's married will
tell you marriage is a. Challenge, beautiful But lord have,

(01:02:01):
mercy it's a. Challenge and you didn't even have enough
information about your mate going.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
In, now he lived out in the.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
Suburbs you had an apartment, downtown so he stayed with
you most of the time before you got, married right
before the wed AND i moved in with. Him that's
out in the. SUBURBS i met three other married couples
in his. Neighborhood they were all professional. Men they loved to,
golf mainly because it's the status thing for. Them AND
i asked my fiance why he never mentioned these, friends
and he said they're his neighborhood. Friends and he didn't

(01:02:32):
really hang out with him because he.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Was single.

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Right, there right, there and you know why he didn't
hang out with him because as married, people they weren't
doing the things that he was doing as a single.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Man you got.

Speaker 7 (01:02:50):
That when we come, back the rest of it will
get unfolded right in front of. You hope you enjoy,
it and please stay together after my, response it's not,
Over it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Troublesome all, Right.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
Steve we'll have part two of your response coming up
at twenty three minutes after the. Hour Today's strawberry letter
subject they let their husbands run. Wild we'll get back
into it right after. This you're Listening Dave Harvey Morning.
Show you've heard us talk about the benefits Of Globe life.

(01:03:25):
Insurance Globe life has been protecting families for. Generations Globe
life is easy to, buy with rates starting as low
as three dollars and forty nine cents a. Month there
is no medical, exam just a simple. Application Call Globe
life today at one eight hundred two five one fifty four,
hundred or visit globelifradio dot com. Again that's one eight

(01:03:47):
hundred two five one fifty four hundred Or globelifradio dot
Com all, right come, On, steve let's recap Today's strawberry,
letter the subject they let their husbands run.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Wild, yeah they, do they let their husbands run.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Wild, now you twenty, five you'dne married this man twenty.
Six you got married really. Quick you got married in no.
Time according to the, letter he lives out in the.
Suburbs they spend all the time downtime with you in your.
Apartment when you all got, married you discovered they had
three friends out there in the suburbs who were all.
Married you wanted to know why he didn't tell you about.

(01:04:23):
Him he, said because they didn't hang out because he
was single and they were. Married LIKE i said in the,
beginning when you get married in no, time you don't
know the whole. Story you can't get a better picture
of the view of the. Picture you haven't read the,
book you don't have enough. Information so now this is
gonna come back to bite.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
You, now he didn't really hang out there because he was.
Single so then.

Speaker 7 (01:04:50):
You got upset and you asked him if he was
rushing into marriage to fit. In he, said, no absolutely,
not and so you didn't nag him about.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
It fast forward to present.

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
Day, now we're talking two years, now two years in past,
now and my husband thinks it's okay to hang out
with his neighborhood friends Every friday And saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Night.

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
Wow, now part of this is because of two. Things Number,
one his friends have been married for a. While, NOW
i guarantee you those three friends are a little older
than he. Is and also this has something to do

(01:05:35):
with youth to want to hang out with your boys
Every friday and Every. SATURDAY i get to hang out
with my main boys twice a.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Year twice a. Year it's WHEN i get to hang
out with my.

Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
Boys all twelve of us get, together and it's twice a.
Year that's. It now it's been twice this year because of.
Funerals sad to, say but that's how long we've been.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Friends now we hang it. Out you hang it out
twice a week Every friday And.

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
Saturday and if you like, it, okay if they in
the backyard on you and one of their man. Caves
but then they like to go to the city to hang.
Out now you're the only wife in the group that's
got a problem with. It one of the wives told,
me as soon AS i start getting tired of my.
HUSBAND i would look forward to him hanging out at. Night,
see so obviously they've been married longer than two, years

(01:06:36):
they've been married for a.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
While if this is the feeling that she.

Speaker 7 (01:06:39):
Has my husband said that you're making us look bad
as a. Unit that's funny right, there when the dude told,
her you're making us bad as a unit by complaining
to the other wives because you're the only one. Complaining,
well the, unit dog is a. Marriage that's a little
bit more important than a. Unit it is an office space.

(01:07:01):
DOWNTOWN a unit is a collection of. Coworkers you all
are a. Unit, No, no this is a. Marriage it's very.
DIFFERENT i don't like that they let they husbands do
whatever they want to. Do AND i hope it don't
rub off on my. HUSBAND i don't know what you're
hoping against it? Already does he hang out Every friday In?

(01:07:22):
Saturday you hope it don't rub off on your? Husband
it done. Rubbed he with them Every Friday. Saturday ain't
that with the letter? Folk it done.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Rubbed he's not a big drinker, now but he buying
looking building up his body to show off to his. Friends,
well that's good because the bars at the.

Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
House, see you're getting him closer to, home and they're
gonna be, drunk but they all gonna be closer to.
Home is there any way to keep my husband at? Home,
well there is a way to keep your husband at.
Home but let me tell you what's happening right. Here
the reason they go out every, night Every, friday in every,
sight because what's out there in them streets is more

(01:08:04):
exciting than what's happening at.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Home. Period this is a.

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
Fact if your husband is gone Every friday and Every,
Saturday i'm assuming y'all been at Work monday Through, friday
and all of them get together Every friday night and
Every saturday, night is because they're blowing off steam from
the work, week and they're blowing off the steam without their.
Wives something is happening out there in them streets that's more.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Exciting that's what's happening at.

Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
Home whatever happened to date, night it would seem to me,
like since all y'all are, friends it would seem to
me like as, couples y'all would get together and it'll
be one couple's responsibility to host an event at their
house or plan.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
The date night for you.

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
All so if you got did A friday, Night everything
would be cool if the ladies and everybody Got saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Night you ever seen a mob. Movie you ever seen
The mob?

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
Movie even The mob, movie they had a night with their,
family but then they had a night where their girlfriends
all met down at the cabana or The cotton. Club
even gangsters, know you got to take care of your.
Family these folk foods and got together on the weekends
and decide it ain't no damn.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Family that's about. Us dumb even they do that in
a gangster.

Speaker 7 (01:09:29):
Movie you got a night for the, girlfriend you got
a night for the. Wives Y'all both day nights is.
Shot y'all. Stupid y'all need a date. Night y'all need
a couple's night, out so y'all can save y'all's. Marriage
Because i'm gonna tell you right, now if this continue
Every friday and Every, saturday you can't stay married like.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
THAT i don't care who you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Are all, Right we're moving.

Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
On most your comments On Today's Strawberry letter At Steve
harvey On, Instagram Steve HARVEY fm On instagram And, facebook
and check out The Strawberry letter.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Podcast please that sound demand what's going.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
On this is your Boy Kevin.

Speaker 8 (01:10:04):
Hart this Is Erica, baidu.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
He this Is Dave. Chappelle, yo what's? Up this is
ice QUE i can't call. It this your Man cedric the.
Entertainer and you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning. Show
that my doubt.

Speaker 8 (01:10:16):
You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning. Show.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Folks there are a lot of reasons to Like.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
Hyundais hyundai's done a lot to Support american. CONSUMERS i,

Speaker 15 (01:10:39):
RAISING msrp Through june, second no matter. What call five
six two three one four four six zero three for more.

Speaker 8 (01:10:50):
Details all, Right, steve it is time to check your
voicemail if you want to leave a voice message For.
Steve if you want to do, that all you have
to do is call him eight seven seven twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Nine steve is The So.

Speaker 8 (01:11:01):
Steve remember last week when you guys were asking the
audience to call in to say If tommy was good
looking or. Not remember we did that last week oh, yeah, well,
okay all, right we're going to the phone call. Her
Nay megan left a message About. Tommy this Is milk And.

Speaker 21 (01:11:19):
COOK i Think tommy is fairly. Fine he got a
nice can, complexion and he's very, tall box all of
Himsel hey, come oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Goodness WELL i hope you like it because it sound
like a man. Tall, hey whoa that? Tall? Dark and
you got a nice.

Speaker 8 (01:11:44):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Hey all, right let's move on To sabrina And Tampa. Bay, Hey,
TOMMY i think you're.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Fine AND i didn't hear what she.

Speaker 8 (01:12:06):
Said she says she don't worry about the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Bus don't worry about the.

Speaker 14 (01:12:19):
All.

Speaker 8 (01:12:19):
Right beverly From jersey has something to say About.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
TOMMY i, see my name Is.

Speaker 20 (01:12:28):
Beverly i'm calling From New. Jersey i'm calling in regards
to Is tommy. FINE i Think tommy is fine as.
HELL i think he dressed, nice he probably smelled. Good
AND i just want to say THAT i love, You.
STEVE i love your, SHOW i love your, WORDS i
love everything about.

Speaker 13 (01:12:45):
YOU i love your beautiful.

Speaker 20 (01:12:46):
Wife May god.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Continue to bless.

Speaker 20 (01:12:48):
You and, Yes tommy is fine as.

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
Hell love.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
You see.

Speaker 15 (01:12:53):
Bye.

Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
Wow she puts some extra on that one.

Speaker 7 (01:12:56):
Didn't She let's just get some calls from. Somebody don't
go to church, anymore all.

Speaker 8 (01:13:01):
Right this last color Is zink From New. York he's
a taxi. Driver let's see what he has.

Speaker 14 (01:13:07):
Here, steve good.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
Morning my name Is.

Speaker 22 (01:13:09):
See i'm calling you from one half In New. YORK
i drive for disabled people In New. YORK i listen
to your program every, day my. Friend you do wonderful.
Workman that will tell me that the stop of there
was a franky. Man, Hey, steve if you're In New, york,
hey you hit me. Up, man MAYBE i can take
you out And i'm uh get some some.

Speaker 14 (01:13:29):
Doubles have you ever had? Doubles?

Speaker 22 (01:13:30):
Steve, yeah, man it's a wonderful dish From. Trinidad i'm
From trilnidad, originally BUT i live In New York city by.
Driver but, Yeah i'm a taxi driver in the.

Speaker 23 (01:13:39):
City.

Speaker 14 (01:13:39):
Bro give me a holology in the.

Speaker 23 (01:13:40):
City but you can do.

Speaker 22 (01:13:41):
Something all, Right stay safe for the good work, again
and thank you very much for the last every.

Speaker 14 (01:13:46):
Day.

Speaker 7 (01:13:46):
Bro hey, SEE i appreciate the calls and. Everything, man
love the, invitation BUT i bet you won't catch my
black and the. Cam thank you for calling me zee
everything about. YOU i loved everything about. You When i'm
not riding in your care you see me in a
Cabin New York.

Speaker 8 (01:14:02):
Man all, right coming up, next more of The Steve
Harvey Morning. Show right after. This you're listening to The
Steve Harvey Morning. Show all, right, guys time for some laughter.
Here and this might just be for our listeners in
certain parts of the, country like The northeast or The.
Midwest one of the best weeks of the year to have,

(01:14:24):
Sex that's what we're talking. About because it's not too,
hot it's not too. Cold you can open the, windows
you don't need the air. Conditioner you don't need to
have to worry about sweating too. Much some, say as
we get ready to kick off, summer it's going to
be too hot for. Sex, Okay so the question to you,
guys to you guys is have you ever had sex

(01:14:48):
without the air?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Conditioner is it ever too hot and hot to have?

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Six? No, HELL i haven't been. Outside what did you
telling about AF.

Speaker 13 (01:15:01):
I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
DIDN'T i didn't been in the warehouse, hot hell in them.

Speaker 9 (01:15:10):
Just in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Off BUT i didn't made love.

Speaker 7 (01:15:14):
In a foundry before a Foundry Ford Motor company, foundry
the foundry. Cars, yeah it's hot in. There or they
make the, cars they make engine. Blocks they pour hot
steel into moles and run it through a furnace and
then the cooler. System the whole foundry. Hot no air conditioning.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
It but her hair was sweated out half about the
half edges.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Gone, YEAH i had a helmet.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
ON a helmet.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
On you gotta have a safety. Helmet no hot. Place
they ain't fall.

Speaker 8 (01:15:56):
Helmets that's WHAT i was thinking for.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
HELMET i didn't like. Her we ain't got to kiss or.
Nothing what are we talking? About? Helmet you have a
face mask on if you want.

Speaker 15 (01:16:08):
To i've been in a high club and then made it.
HAPPEN i don't know what's out talking about in the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Club in the club.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Like adjoining, wall you, know a wall between the where the.
Party but on the other side THE. VI i p tell,
it THE vi put.

Speaker 20 (01:16:24):
What the hell you?

Speaker 9 (01:16:25):
Was could see you in the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Bat they couldn't see they could be out section like
at the strip.

Speaker 15 (01:16:33):
Club, yeah that glass right, there that's a different kind
of glass at the strip.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
CLUB i don't.

Speaker 8 (01:16:38):
Know i've learned.

Speaker 15 (01:16:39):
Something you see out but they can't really see it
kind of like that interrogation.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Room you can see out but they can't see.

Speaker 8 (01:16:45):
It oh, oh so the question, was have you guys
ever had sex without air?

Speaker 24 (01:16:50):
CONDITIONING i guess the answer to that is. YET i
didn't even. KNOW i didn't even know the ad was.
OFF i ain't here talking about what we're not in
here for room. Conditions what?

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
HAPPENED i, mean.

Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
Projects ain't no central and the?

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Projects so what are you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Doing keep the helmet on and you just go back to.

Speaker 8 (01:17:14):
Work when you're, done you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Go back to whatever he was. Doing you can't take.
Off where is at? Lunch hold?

Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
On would your lunch?

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Break thirty? Minutes you got to get back out of.
Here we got. Y'all ain't never been nowhere different.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Different you asked about the. Temperature, yeah, yeah the all?

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Pit what.

Speaker 14 (01:17:41):
Come?

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
On?

Speaker 15 (01:17:42):
Pit that's that's that's that's pretty, agreesy that's.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
All that's a lot going. On well you ain't no
all on? You oh it was just.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Hot don't get mad at.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
ME i mean, seriously, now, dad, furness heat help, Projects, yes.

Speaker 15 (01:18:04):
House What i've been in an eighteen wheelow in the?

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Back? Hello, okay well that, yeah, no that's.

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
HOT i didn't have no. Conditioning my sending To. Chevy
that's a junior set of. Car, yeah car with it.

Speaker 10 (01:18:21):
Off, yeah it's a little crack in the. Window just
all and we got.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
It i've been down At Lake erie outdoors in the, Grass.

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
Mosquitos and, hot hot to that, day hot And humidn't
no wind.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Blowing me down like They why don't they?

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Participate thanks for, sharing guys so?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Much they.

Speaker 8 (01:18:49):
Don't more of today's trending stories on The Steve Harvey
Morning show at twenty minutes after the. Hour right after,
this you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning. Show all, right,
guys so you're stranded in the middle of nowhere and you're.
Naked you can only call one of us sitting right
here on this. Show who would you call to pick you?

(01:19:10):
Up who would you ask to call your? Wife who
would you ask to buy you some? Clothes go and.

Speaker 15 (01:19:16):
Calling steak all THESE i ain't calling. Y'all i'm calling. Time,
YEAH i ain't calling. Y'all and ALL i got to
called somebody come get me right. Now i'm not gonna call.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Y'all your naked? Urgent? Urgent why are you? Naked where
you call it BECAUSE i got question as all them,
Questions why are you?

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Naked what happened? Outside going on? Outside?

Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
Naked, Hey, Timmy i'm down, here, DOG i ain't got no. Clothes,
dog bring me something to? Wear and we got to
get up out of. It AND i need to say
with fifteen, MINUTES i got fifteen minute get up out
of here here cause you ain't gonna know me no.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
More and you just on your way time and beat there,
fire no, question no questions.

Speaker 15 (01:20:01):
Asked you can hide behind a tree for five. Minutes
i'm on my, Way, no.

Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
Dog were your? Clothes how'd you get?

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
Here? Where?

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
United none of? It old's? House where are?

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
You none of.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Anyone ask any?

Speaker 9 (01:20:20):
Questions, NO i don't asking. Questions, no that's that's man. Comb,
NO i got your.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Dog i'm gonna get out on there.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
First that when we in the, car and you remember
the naked, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Don't, thanks, guys that's some loyalty right.

Speaker 8 (01:20:38):
There we'll have more of The Steve Harvey Morning show
coming up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around
and which you rather right after. This you're listening to
The Steve Harvey Morning. Show you've heard us talk about
the benefits Of Globe life. Insurance Globe life has been
protecting families for. Generations Globe life is easy to, buy

(01:20:59):
with rape starting as low as three dollars and forty
nine cents a. Month there is no medical, exam just
a simple application called Globe Life today at one eight
hundred two five one fifty four, hundred or Visit globelife
radio dot com. Again that's one eight hundred two five
one fifty four hundred or globelife radio dot com time out.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
For would you?

Speaker 8 (01:21:22):
Rather would you rather let your boss see your Full internet?
History or would you rather let your spouse see your
Full internet? History boss or?

Speaker 15 (01:21:35):
Spouse, yeah, boss.

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
And he won't fire.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
You and he won't fire you might get a raise
out the.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
DEAL i do it.

Speaker 18 (01:21:50):
Right you made me, Proud.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
All, right, boss all?

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Day all?

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Right would you rather lose a?

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
Finger lose a finger or have a headache every day
for the rest of your?

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Life, No i'm gonna take this? Finger H.

Speaker 8 (01:22:14):
M i.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Can't, yeah, no that HAD i got.

Speaker 7 (01:22:17):
To, yeah but but but take take that ring finger
on the right, hand.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
You, know the ring finger on the left. Hand just
give me.

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
The ring finger on the right, hand Because i'm left,
handed and that. FINGER i don't need that finger to
button my shirt or, nothing zip up my. Pants that
finger kind of. Useless i'm gonna need that. Thumb you
ain't gonna be able to hold a knife without that
thumb without looking.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Like a cave.

Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
Man, yeah but it's hard to button your shirt with
both your index.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Fingers i'm gonna tell you that right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
NOW i don't need to come all, right.

Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
Picking Up french fries gonna look a little crazy like
you smoking a.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
Cigarette.

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
Yeah would you rather be trapped on a desert island
with someone who never, speaks never talks to? You or
would you rather be trapped on a desert island with
someone who never shuts? Up?

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Hey quiet all the?

Speaker 15 (01:23:28):
Time you're gonna get tired of. That they're, talking going dry,
CRAB i really had a?

Speaker 24 (01:23:35):
Talker, yeah you rather have the talk.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Junior you want someone who talks all.

Speaker 9 (01:23:42):
The talking to? Me we talk every.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
MORNING i.

Speaker 9 (01:23:45):
DON'T i don't want to talk all.

Speaker 8 (01:23:46):
Time, Okay so you want someone who's? Quiet what about
you never shut?

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
UP i want the person to talk all the. TIME
i know how to CUT i KNOW i know how
to ship people out. Anyway you can be talking to. Me,
MAN i just look right at you and be looking
right through the back of your. HEAD i know how.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
TO i know how do you hear?

Speaker 8 (01:24:07):
ME i know you hear.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Me you're looking right at me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
And make them Think i'm looking at. Them But i'll
be my. Man, Man i'll be looking at something right
off to the side of your. Head answer, me you,
know you, know like a bush or.

Speaker 7 (01:24:20):
Something, MAN i don't even know you talking to.

Speaker 8 (01:24:25):
Me all, right that's today's, round. Guys would you rather
now coming up at forty nine minutes after the, Hour
it is our last break of the, day and of
course we'll have some clothing remarks from the one and
Only Steve harvey right after. This you're listening to The
Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Show, hey this Is John.

Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
Legend, hi this Is Felicious.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Shot, hey this Is motown recording Artist.

Speaker 8 (01:24:51):
Camp hey you also, Up i'm?

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Here what's?

Speaker 9 (01:24:53):
Up this Is Chris.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Rock, hey, guys what?

Speaker 9 (01:24:55):
Up good?

Speaker 8 (01:24:55):
Morning this Is Tony. Braxton you already know what timing it?

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Is, BOY, dc young. Fly you're listening to This Steve
Harvey Morning.

Speaker 7 (01:25:01):
Show, folks there are a lot of reasons to Like
Hyundai hyundai's done a lot to Support american. CONSUMERS i,

Speaker 15 (01:25:19):
RAISING msrp Through.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
June tewod no matter.

Speaker 15 (01:25:26):
What call five six two three one four forty six
zero three for more.

Speaker 8 (01:25:31):
Details all, right, guys here we are our last break
of the. Day, bore this date went by, fast and,
yeah here we are last.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Breaks all, Right.

Speaker 8 (01:25:41):
Steve earlier we had some voicemails and we didn't get
to this very last.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
One it's from a caller Named. Robert let's take a, listen.

Speaker 17 (01:25:49):
Gave my name Is.

Speaker 23 (01:25:51):
Robert i'm a sixty seven year old black man who
loves your. Show, however as A christian, MAN i wish
she would just stop trying to make The christians.

Speaker 14 (01:26:03):
Cut with the joke of the.

Speaker 17 (01:26:05):
Day you have such a good chance of being a
good life For, god AND i, think AND i Hope
him praise that you really will start to use that
in a more productive way than making them fall.

Speaker 23 (01:26:19):
Down thank, you have a wonderful.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Day, Hey, robert let me ask you a.

Speaker 7 (01:26:24):
Question let me ask you a, Question, robert who made
you the head disciple of The Christian Black. MEN i
appreciate what you're, Saying, robert but you sixty, seven AND
i ain't trying to make nobody do. Nothing this this
HOW i. Am this is my. Walk see, See, robert
my walk different from your walk because where he saved

(01:26:46):
me from it may be different from where he saved you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
From.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
SEE i was way out, There. Robin i'm telling, YOU
i was way out. There see you may not have
been out as far to see AS i.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Was you might have.

Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
Been a little closer to the show and got. Saved so,
see What i'm doing now is real good compared to
WHAT i.

Speaker 18 (01:27:08):
Used to, do Ay.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Man AND i don't.

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
Really, Know, robert If i'm trying to really just cut
out cussing all. TOGETHER i just don't know THAT i,
am BECAUSE i tried it a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Times before and fel.

Speaker 7 (01:27:20):
Miserably AND i don't EVEN i don't even know how
you living without it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Myself And i'm not trying to get you to use.

Speaker 14 (01:27:27):
It.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
Robert but you sixty, seven you love the, show and
you're A christian man and all, this and AND i appreciate,
You robert being a Good christian, man but we need.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
People like, You.

Speaker 7 (01:27:36):
Robert you know that's living a little bit closer to the.
Line but you, Know, robert what about them?

Speaker 8 (01:27:42):
Days the?

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Mess you? Question?

Speaker 7 (01:27:43):
Robin what about them days when you ain't on the?
Line you?

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Know because then DEM's some days when you ain't on the?
Line see the?

Speaker 7 (01:27:51):
Days, yeah see TODAY i ain't on the. LINE i
got a microphone attached.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
To the DAY i ain't on the. Line but what
about them, Days, robert when you ain't on it?

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
Line you know you old or something like. That you
know you want one of them young girls at the.
Church you know you're looking at, her rubbing your thigh
every time she walked. Back you know What i'm, Saying,
Robert oh you don't do? That oh well what do you?

Speaker 13 (01:28:16):
Do?

Speaker 15 (01:28:16):
Then?

Speaker 7 (01:28:16):
Robert let me ask you a couple of. Questions you,
know have you ever ever?

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
Cheated?

Speaker 7 (01:28:22):
Robert have you ever ever had sex outside of?

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Wedlock? You have you ever ever?

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
Lied? Robin you ever stole? Anything, Robert i'm sixty seven
year old black. Man i'm just talking about so this whole,
time you've been, safe, sanctified holy goes feel five bap? Times,
yeah or do you remember when you wasn't quite who you?

(01:28:52):
Were so let me tell you something else about, Me.
Robin i'm a better father THAN i used to. Be
i'm a better husband and THEN i used to.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Be BUT i grew into, This. Robin just took me
a little bit of time to get.

Speaker 7 (01:29:04):
Here, now the fact THAT i still, cuss try not
to let that bother, You, robert because it's really really
one of the things THAT i absolutely enjoy. Doing it
is like it, is it is one of them. Things,
yeah you? Enjoy, yeah ain't even surely you? Know it's like,

(01:29:28):
okay like she surely asked me a. Question i'm gonna
give you an. Example just ask me any.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
Question don't all, Right?

Speaker 8 (01:29:34):
Steve how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Today?

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Now watch? This this is without? Him i'm all? Right
see how?

Speaker 8 (01:29:43):
That?

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Yeah now ask me. Again now ask me, Again.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Steve how you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
Today?

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Man i'm fine as? Hell see all of a, sudden
see how?

Speaker 15 (01:29:55):
That you?

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Know ask me something? Else?

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
She, uh what are you gonna for breakfast?

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
TODAY i ain't, REALLY i ain't really. Decided now ask me, Again.

Speaker 8 (01:30:06):
Oh, steve you're?

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Hungry what do you want for.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Breakfast, man the hell IF i know see how? That
see how that much? Better radio hated the clear.

Speaker 9 (01:30:17):
Pictures, yeah when.

Speaker 15 (01:30:19):
Some blankety, blank WHEN i give me some blankety blank,
Sausage i'm gonna be in this blankety.

Speaker 7 (01:30:24):
Blank, Clown. Robert it's just you, know when you have
to create, stuff you, know like is that? Visual i'm
not coming down?

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
There, okay, okay you.

Speaker 9 (01:30:42):
Nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Believes, yeah, okay second, birds you ready for this one right?
Here i'm not coming down.

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
Now that right there sends the message, that see that first,
One i'm not coming down. There you have hope that
maybe he'll change his mind and sure. Up but that second,
One i'm not coming duh down. Now so, look, Man,

(01:31:12):
ROBERT i love, you, man appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
Calling.

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
Man don't let that bother you, though, dog, really, man
don't let that bother in your day for, real, man
because look, man we all got different.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Walks you.

Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
KNOW i serve him and love him just like you.
DO i just worked as well As kim taught. ME
i just work across the. Street see you work at the.
Church i'm cross the street sending them waiting on the
light to turn red so they can go over. There
that's my. Job i'm okay with. That, Yeah so thank, You,

(01:31:47):
robert appreciate that phone. Call please call us sometime to
leave an. Email eight seven seven twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
Nine.

Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
Steve in the, meantime talk To god because he would
love to hear.

Speaker 8 (01:31:56):
Them for All Steve harvey, contests no purchase, necessary void wear.
Prohibited participants must be LEGAL us residents at least eighteen years,
old unless otherwise. Stated for complete contest, rules Visit Steve

(01:32:18):
HARVEY fm dot. Com you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
Show

All Episodes

The Best and Worst Summer Jobs, Is Nephew Tommy Sexy? and a Listener Thinks Steve Needs to Stop Cussing - 05.01.25

Episode Transcript

The Steve Harvey Morning Show News

Hosts And Creators

Steve Harvey

Shirley Strawberry

Thomas "Nephew Tommy" Miles

Carla Ferrell

Kier "Junior" Spates

Popular Podcasts

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

Stuff You Should Know

Dateline NBC

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}The Best and Worst Summer Jobs, Is Nephew Tommy Sexy? and a Listener Thinks Steve Needs to Stop Cussing - 05.01.25