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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what's time?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all all, so don't given them black
buss things.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, listening to show for.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Joy? Yeah, Joy, don't know they.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Have you know you.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Love?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
You gonna turn? I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
You have to turn the mouth turned.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
My probat to turn the mouth, turn out to turn
along the.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
Money up, come.

Speaker 8 (01:58):
Come out your back.

Speaker 9 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
to the voice? Come on dig me now one it
only Steve Harvey got a radio show today?

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Is it? Everybody? On a real positive note? Today? Is it? Today?
Is the day?

Speaker 9 (02:18):
You know, when I was in high school, you know,
my mother was a Sunday school teaching until she passed.
I would walk out the door every morning on my
way to school, and my mother used to say, listen
to me, sund hey, don't forget today is the day
that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be
glad in it. And you know, I ain't think much
of it. You know, it's just my mama being religious.

(02:40):
You know, Mom's spiritual woman. So you know, I just
took it as that. But as I've gotten older, man,
you know that's registered more and more with me. Today
is the date that the Lord has made. Let us
rejoice and be glad in it. That's pretty cool, man.
What better blessing will you get throughout the day than
the fact that he allowed you to live and see

(03:00):
another day? See sometimes, man, when you're young, you don't
pay no attention to that. But all you got to
do is keep living, keep watching some people that you
know not be here anymore, go to class reunions and
they smaller, see people that you really loved. It meant
a lot till you leave this world, and all of
a sudden, man, immortality starts to matter a great deal

(03:23):
to you. Some of us learn this lesson sooner than others.
But I know when you're young, man, you know you
think you're gonna be here for a while. You think
you got time to play around, You think you got
time to get it together, you got time to make
the mistakes. But man, oh man, I almost every full
blown adult that I know will tell you, and have
said these words right here many times. And I would

(03:44):
see the reason I'm saying is because I want you
to hear them, because you're gonna use them. If I
only knew then what I know now. Do you know
how many people have said those words right there? Because
in time, man, you gain so much wisdom. Oh but
it ain't like nobody didn't tell you. Though somebody told
you back then. Hey man, it's best to buckle down now,

(04:04):
he say, Hey man, you better quit wasting time. Hey look,
do your best at all the times. You know, stop
stop worrying about that. I'm telling you, son, in a minute,
them clubs ain't gonna mean nothing to you. In a minute,
that going out all the time ain't gonna mean nothing
to you. I can't tell you how many times I
repeat it to my kids. But man, today is a
different day, because today is the day that the Lord

(04:25):
is made.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
So he gave you a shot today.

Speaker 9 (04:28):
If you woke up this morning, or if you're finishing
your day on your shift, he gave you a new day.
Nothing bigger than the fact that he woke you up today. Now,
why don't you do something about that? Why don't you
take advantage of it? How About if you start today?
How About if you stop hesitating today. How about if
you stop delaying it today? How about if you stop

(04:49):
procrastinating today. How About if you make today to day
that you.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Go for it.

Speaker 9 (04:53):
I mean, man, let's all just decide today. Let's go
for it. Let's put forth a maximum effort today. I mean, really, man,
what you're doing. Look, man, take advantage of this blessing
of waking up, do something today. If you would just
start the process, man, start that business you always dreamed of.
Go look into that other job you always yearn for.

(05:14):
Go get the training you need to get the promotion. Man,
go back to school, man, go see what you need
to do to lift yourself to the next level. Stop
waking up every day seeing how it's gonna go, and
start waking up and do something about how it goes.
If you make one step, he'll make two. But you
could people talk about all the time, Man, it seemed
like you're always getting a blessing. How man, when you

(05:37):
talking to a person, listen to this. If you talking
to a person and it seems like there's always a
blessing coming his way, let me tell you what that
person doing. That person is putting one foot in front
of the next. That person is putting forth some efforts
out there. And that's the only way God can bless you.
God can only bless you with your efforts He can

(05:57):
only put his finger on the thing that you are.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Doing or attempting. That's all he can help you with.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
He there are no jobs walking up to your door,
knocking on your door.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
But if you beating the pavement, if.

Speaker 9 (06:11):
You're sending in the apps, if you online scolaring somewhere
to work, somewhere to get a job, then God can
touch somebody's.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Heart to hire you.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
But if you sitting at the house every day, smoke
every day, drinking, but you wonder why.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
You just can't get a job.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
The couple times you're the one out there, you got
to if you ain't got a job, you got to
look go get one every day. You got to go
look for one every single day. You can't take no
days off. How about today? How about today? If we
decide today is the day that we're gonna make the move.
Today is the day that we stop delaying, hesitating, procrastinating.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Today is the day that we take a step in
the direction to.

Speaker 9 (06:47):
Do something for ourselves, for our lives, for our family,
for our wives, for our children, for our community, for
our school. Do something today, for crying out loud man,
stop sitting in your own life in just a stew
of misery.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
In your own life. I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
If you are in a state of confusion, if you
are troubling, if you're stuck on what to do next,
you let me tell you what's happening.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You're not doing enough. That's what it is.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Man.

Speaker 9 (07:17):
See what I get in a place man, where I
don't know what the next move is. It's because i'd
un usually stalled out. See, this is the way God works.
This is the way He's worked for me. Every time
I'm busy and I'm about the business of always trying
to live my creed, which is ABC.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
My model is ABC. Always be closing.

Speaker 9 (07:39):
I'm always working on something, something to close something. When
you're so busy with the business of improving yourself and
doing with yourself and becoming the best you you can be,
God is always working on your behalf, behind some scene
of something that you're in the process of tempting to close.

(08:01):
But because you're not doing all you can do, you're
limiting you. You are because of your decision not to
give you all and all, you're limiting the opportunities for
God to put his finger on things that touch them
on your behalf. I don't know if the average person
really understands or knows what it takes to truly be

(08:23):
successful on whatever level you're talking about.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
But whatever that level is, I.

Speaker 9 (08:28):
Don't care what a dollar amount you've got attached to it,
what level you got if you have made the decision
that you're going to be successful. I think that a
lot of people, the average person does not know what
that means. Whatever level you've decided to be successful on.
See that's your level of faith, that's where you see
your life at. Well, guess what you got to maximize

(08:50):
your efforts to even get to that level.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
So listen to me.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
If you want to be successful at your church, if
you want to be successful in your relationship, if you
want to be successful down at the day cassing, if
you want to be successful at your college, if you
want to be successful on your job, guess what it's
gonna take all you got in that world.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
To become a success.

Speaker 9 (09:13):
I don't know why people think that if you don't
want to be what somebody else said, you ain't got to.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
Put forth that effort.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Now, naw, I ain't wrong.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
You've got to put forth your maximum effort at whatever
role you trying to accomplish, Lord, have mercy.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Man.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
How about today, though, y'all? How about today? Today is
a good one. Let's make today today. Let's get out
of that. Let's get on with it. Stop hesitating, stop delaying,
stop procrastinating, start today. Watch God have something to put
his finger on there. And that's all you're trying to do, man,
to line yourself up with God's grace. You got to

(09:49):
put out a lot of effort so God can put
his finger on something. You feel me today, I shall
hope you do because I'm all on today.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Let's go here listening to Steve harveymore show.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Wake Up, Wake Up. It is the Steve Harvey Lawn.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
The show is the Nephew holding it down with Shirley Strawberry,
Call of Farrell, Mississippi Monica and Kia a Junior Boy Space.
We are in the building on this great Wednesday. It
is hot day, two down, two to go. If it
was up to me, we worked tomorrow and that be it.

Speaker 8 (10:21):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
But I don't call those shots. My uncle Duke, the
one that ain't here, He the one called the shots.
So it is what it is, So top of them on,
everybody good. I'm good, Yes, all right, tell me Can
I just tell you something?

Speaker 9 (10:36):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (10:36):
Here? Can I just tell you something? I don't say it.
You get on your nerves, said said, you get on
your nerve. I really believe in you. I look up
to you, tom as.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
You should, as you should.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
I'm next, junior.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
You ain't know I'm next.

Speaker 10 (10:50):
I didn't know that, but I look up to here.
I really believe in what you're saying. Like you said,
we all after today, I believe in that.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Well after Thursday.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
After Thursday, yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
After Thursday morning. I think we should be off and
don't come back up in here until Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (11:07):
That's just me.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
We'll be child, don't I mean?

Speaker 7 (11:11):
We coming schedule? Because he don't even come on Mondays?
What's that? You don't believe in Tommy in his vision.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
He's not running it yet. See, let me tell you
something because I need my check. So what I'm not
gonna do is follow that work schedule. Will it's a
Monday all the crime and thenday he just ran.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
You see what happened to them people that did You
see what happened to them people that didn't follow Trump?

Speaker 6 (11:38):
You see what what happened to what happened.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
Okay, they nervous, right now, they real nervous.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I believe.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
Okay, okay, I've been warning see you half you have
been on.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
But it's good Wednesday, baby, let's get it y'all. Read
have a good time this morning.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, always why we come to work.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
I am ready for Thanksgiving. Many I keep I keep making,
I keep doing ingredients in my head. I'm so ready
for Thanksgiving. I just keep doing it, like, Okay, it's
macaroni and teese. I need this. I need that. I
need that. Yeah, we're gonna get dis right. We don't
him in the head this time. This third is I'm
killing them. Watch did you put up your tree?

Speaker 8 (12:25):
You're up?

Speaker 7 (12:26):
The first tree up and the second one up next Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
What that's right?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Everyone did the lights outside.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
I personally think it's too early, though. I mean, we
have the trees up at Thanksgiving, but I just think
it's too early. I think it's like, you know, we
don't even give Thanksgiving.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
It's just due. We just run right on.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
And we've been going through some stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, enjoy this too much.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Stories have Christmas music and Christmas decorations out.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Lights are out? Uh uh no, I love it.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
But right out Halloween, we just we just we just
run right through the Thanksgiving first. We can't have that first,
you know.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, we're gonna have it. We gonna have your little
turkeys and all that. We're gonna have it.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
Yeah. Well, I'm excited. I'm excited about things. I ain't
excited about everybody that's coming. But I'm excited, though.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Who aren't you excited about?

Speaker 7 (13:32):
There's some people we can take off this list, all.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Right, people coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we will hear from the nephews. He runs that prank
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(14:21):
and beyond. All right, then that's you is here to
run the prank back what you got for us?

Speaker 7 (14:27):
Now, well, certainly this is you know, this is my refrigerator,
you know which Let me ask y'all real quick, which
window do y'all like? Do y'all like that first window
in the morning when they I'm talking about delivering, when
they deliver something to you, you like that, you know
eight eight, between eight and twelve, or when they get
to that twelve to four, twelve to three. It don't

(14:47):
never quite work out right right? Then you get rescheduled.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to be first.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
No delays.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
I think stand here right because of everybody that once
I get rescheduled.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
But anyway, it is my refrigerator.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
Let's go get doctor. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
out miss please miss miss and Jackson. I'm the driver, man,
I'm actually the delivery guy that's bringing your refrigerator over
the day.

Speaker 11 (15:12):
Okay, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (15:14):
Okay, listen, I know we had a window that was
from eight to twelve this morning's see it's eleven thirty now,
so we're running a little bit behind schedule. Man, we
have some problems at the yard getting everything loaded up.

Speaker 11 (15:26):
Man, come on, Man, you killing me.

Speaker 12 (15:28):
I can't.

Speaker 11 (15:29):
Y'all y'all running behind, well, a little.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
Bit behind schedule. Man, we're gonna have will be there
somewhere between twelve and four.

Speaker 13 (15:35):
Come on, man, y'all have to do better than that, now, man.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Man, job, I understand, sir, I understand that actually.

Speaker 13 (15:42):
Is actually I got a man.

Speaker 11 (15:44):
I got all the food in here and the coolers
and stuff.

Speaker 14 (15:47):
Man, I got ice e different.

Speaker 11 (15:48):
Well, I mean, I mean, what's what's what's going on?
Y'all ain't got the refrigerator. I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
No, No, we loaded up. You know, we just have
some problems. I think one of the fourth lift went out,
and you know, it kind of pushed us back. So
that four hour win that we had from eight to twelve, man,
just got ruined. And now we're pushing things from our
twelve to four. So between twelve and four, man, we
would definitely be there.

Speaker 11 (16:10):
And I have to be brothers than that.

Speaker 14 (16:12):
Of course, it's all I supposed to yesterday.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
Actually, the warehouse supervisor he's actually out today.

Speaker 11 (16:19):
He's not here, so he's not in. So yeah, man, yeah,
I'm supposed to be working one car. You said you're
gonna be until in between twelve and four. I'm supposed
to be worked at one o'clock.

Speaker 7 (16:30):
I understand it, man, I greatly apologize. Man, this rarely happens,
and it just so happened this morning. The fork left
was down, and we had a lot of stuff to
load up. You know, we got I got ten refrigerators
on this truck, man, and one of them is definitely yours, sir.
So I'm definitely gonna be getting to tell you as
soon as I can.

Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yeah, So, so IM pushing it because I'm supposed to
be at work and then I scheduled everything else around
this because I'm supposed to like got to haverciated to
turn out, I'm a foolish suff in there in the
kitchen and whatnot.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
You're the refrigerator went out? Did to go?

Speaker 13 (17:00):
You?

Speaker 7 (17:00):
Refrigerator went out? Is that what happened?

Speaker 14 (17:01):
He is very so did man? I had it for
quite some times, you know. So it's just amount of
time for we will go out. So I try to
go ahead and get a new one, you know, right,
So that's why we'll schedule.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
I can schedule you next week sometime if you want
me to.

Speaker 13 (17:16):
I mean, I can't. I can't afford it.

Speaker 11 (17:17):
We're gonna tave the food that I got in here
all over the flow.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
Let me let me get the hustling man. See if
I can move as quick as I can. But twelve
or four is the window. Man. Like I said, I apologize, miss,
We'll be the man. We're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna
be that with your refrigerated day.

Speaker 11 (17:29):
Okay, okay, So so when you when you on your way,
how about I want you to call me and let
me know that you're on your way so I know
what's going on.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
We don't normally, we don't normally call when we're on
our way. We just come on in and get things
set up.

Speaker 11 (17:41):
What do you mean you don't call it not? You
just called me just now?

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Yeah? Yeah, Then, like I said, the problem is on us, man,
I'll give you a call when we route.

Speaker 13 (17:50):
Okay, Okay, I appreciate that. Now. You said you said
it between twelve and four, now.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
Yes, sir, tween twelve and four, we definitely be there.
We got your own truck man.

Speaker 13 (17:57):
Okay, I don't I don't want to, miss.

Speaker 8 (17:59):
Man know we got you, We got you. We'll see
you in a minute.

Speaker 13 (18:01):
Man, all right, take care.

Speaker 8 (18:05):
Hell uh, miss, this.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
Is Jackson again, the delivery guy man with refrigerator. Listen,
list is back team man. We run into a few
more problems here. Man, it looks like we're probably not
gonna get that refrigerator out of till tomorrow. Sometimes you.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Said, what, we run into a few.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
More problems, man, it looks like we're probably not gonna
get that refrigerat out of til tomorrow.

Speaker 13 (18:25):
Ran into a few more problems, a few more problems like.

Speaker 7 (18:28):
What, sir, we got some problems with some uh, some
more delivers we got just with all the deliverys we
got it.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
Just don't sing.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
We're gonna make it on your side of town to
be able to get this thing table.

Speaker 13 (18:36):
You're not gonna make it on my side of town?
What kind is that you decide? You want to take
my money with I paid for when I paid for it,
But you're gonna tell me you don't. You ain't gonna
make it on my side of town.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Well, well, we can definitely get out there tomorrow, man,
We definitely can get out there.

Speaker 11 (18:49):
The mark I can't have him here tomorrow. I got
chicken and beefing uh all over here and you're gonna
tell me you can't make it into tomorrow?

Speaker 7 (18:58):
What is that.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
You?

Speaker 13 (19:01):
You? You ain't got no answers for me on that
I understand. No, No, I don't. I don't think you understand, son,
because I got I got food and icen sitting in
here and coolers all over the floor in my kitchen.
You're gonna tell me that I did just you can't
make it here til tomorrow with my with my with
my fridger there because because you you you you you
you and on the back for ram the yesterday the

(19:21):
wh that is I know you spoke. I told him
yesterday I had to have my at work at one o'clock.
I told him that I said that you got to.

Speaker 11 (19:30):
Refigeratd here on time because I got to grasp my
head work.

Speaker 13 (19:36):
I don't talk to you no more when like I said, certainly.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
Not working today, he's not in the day where in charge? Well,
actually the lady names one that's actually in charge on
Larry leaves. But uh, I don't even know if I
saw mom.

Speaker 13 (19:50):
But but you raggedly, where do y'all throw it over there?

Speaker 7 (19:56):
Did?

Speaker 13 (19:56):
We're gonna have it there? It was between I took
out my yah, but y'all had a refrigerator. I'm here
at home and now you call me back and you sir.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
All I can tell you is we're gonna be there tomorrow. Okay,
I'm not gonna go back and forth.

Speaker 11 (20:10):
He you said you're not gonna go you know what, you.

Speaker 13 (20:16):
Frigerator.

Speaker 11 (20:17):
Sorry, y'all you took thefrigerator, so you take their refrigerator
real enough. I don't want to know more. I put
this food in my neighbor frigerator and I'm gonna go
give me another one somewhere else caause you playing around.

Speaker 13 (20:30):
They got time for your mess, sir.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
I don't know if I don't know if that's refunded.

Speaker 13 (20:33):
You mean, you know that is real funnable. You've got time.
You're gonna take my money and you're gonna tell me
that I can't have my money back and you can't
get my frigerator on your.

Speaker 11 (20:42):
On time, sir.

Speaker 8 (20:44):
Listen, there's one more thing I need.

Speaker 13 (20:47):
To say to me because.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
Okay, but I have one more thing I need to
tell you. Okay, are you listening? This will probably help everything.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your wife.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
Do you know what I'm gonna fixed?

Speaker 13 (21:09):
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
It And there you have it. Let me tell you
who'll be bringing it quick though. That Amazon what. I
don't know where they get it from, but they'd be.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Bringing it the warehouse. All right.

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(22:40):
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I think he was probably shocked at first to get
this kind of phone calls. And then if once a
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pauls that not saying nothing, we already know that's gonna
make you a little bit more mad. I'm mad that
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I'm gonna flip the script and put it on. I'm
just not gonna say nothing, which we gonna make you
think something did happen. Even if it didn't happen, I'm

(23:17):
make you think it did because you got a nerve
calling my phone with this man, and if we did
do it, I'm not Finn to tell you.

Speaker 8 (23:29):
I'm not going to tell you that you're nothing. To
get that out of me.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
I mean, you wouldn't tell it, you wouldn't call it.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
She might come back, she might want one more time.
I mean you can't do that. What you gotta leave
a dough open for one more? You know what I'm saying?
He might have won one more? How many feel I'm
the only one that had one more?

Speaker 8 (23:51):
Stop? You're a man.

Speaker 10 (23:54):
You make him think that something happened some good. What
I'm missing is the sound. The sounds is missing. Make
a sound when he asked you that question.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
You see my mouth. You need to make a noise
for right then you need.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
To do something. What asked me to ask me?

Speaker 7 (24:08):
The question? Chare uh? Junior?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Did you and my best?

Speaker 7 (24:20):
You can't answer this question?

Speaker 15 (24:22):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Make a no ask? Okay? I got it.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Moving on to San Antonio and San Antonio says, before
I got married, I had sex with an ex one
last time.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Tommy.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Uh. She made a video and I didn't know about it.
She sent me the video on my wedding anniversary and
said happy anniversary, and she brought me Should I call
this woman or not? What?

Speaker 7 (24:55):
What would you.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
What would you say if you called your ex?

Speaker 8 (24:59):
Okay, she got the tape.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
You can't say nothing.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
You can't.

Speaker 8 (25:05):
It's a dune day. All you can do is baby.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
I hope you know we don't get to the point
where you decided to use this against me. I just
hope we stay friend.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
Now. You got to say friends with her regardless.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, whatever she needs morning, I got it.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Whatever she needs, well, she might need you, what about that.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
I'm gonna give her whatever she wants.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Okay, all right, that's how you do.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
I can't say nothing, but no tapes I called, Well,
I was gonna say he could.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
He could basically lie to his wife and not say
it was right more the wedding.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Said no when enlisted JA, it's.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
A date on the tape, myself.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Less, it's a date on the video. Dude, up there,
you have a problem.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
Okay, okay, I say that correction.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Come on, you know this out.

Speaker 10 (25:54):
You know too much about this tape because it's a
date on my tape, and we also know it's from
Jose in.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
San Antonio prettymuch near to that.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
We pretty much know who the hell this is. It's
a date on the tape. It's Josey. You ain't got
to say that, Jose she said it to you.

Speaker 10 (26:12):
If it was me, I would just be admiring my
performance on the tape that but I wouldn't say nothing.

Speaker 15 (26:21):
Me.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Look at me.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
He rewinding, rewinding this pull up right there, right yeah,
right there.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
But we know who the hell said it though in
San Antonio a lot of Jose and San Antonio with
the date. Everybody know who this is. Stop writing in
the public shows.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
That's all.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
Hey, y'all be careful out that tell you it's dangerous,
all right?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Moving on to Vashti in Augusta Vashti, right, they make
Vashti Vashti Vashty.

Speaker 8 (26:55):
I the only.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
I make most of the money in the marriage.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
So I get upset when my husband complains about my purchases.
Am I supposed to act like he's in charge when
he's not. Does he have a right to complain about
that money if he's not able to provide for us?

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Hey, if you pulling the load and you and you
you handling all the bills and you're taking care of business,
I think you get to do what you want to do,
you know, as long as you're.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Taking care of me.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
I mean, you've decided that you're going to pull the load,
and I don't know what he doing.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
What is he doing? What he said she makes most
of the money.

Speaker 8 (27:32):
Well, what is this lest of the money he made?
What is he doing?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
She didn't say. She did, just say she's just acting
like he's in charge.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
Okay. See, I'm all for the man being the head
of the house. But if your wife is carrying the load,
you know you got it. You gotta let her. She
she evidently got these numbals together. She going buy what
she wants. She still thinks, yeh business, let her have that.
You need to focus on getting a second job. That's
what we need you to work. Is not put we

(28:03):
need to You've got half the cable bill. This ain't
good right here, What.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
I'm gonna say this, see yesterday, Uh, y'all stop using
a real name on these small cities.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
Stop saying your real name when you're going here. Where
she found that from Augusta?

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Quick?

Speaker 10 (28:28):
Quit putting your name because it ain't but one vastie
down there. It is that down your back.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
So what now?

Speaker 10 (28:37):
Everybody in Augusta know your husband don't make no money.
Why would you put that out there. Why would you
talk about this man? Okay, I've been to Augusta. It's
only six miles from east to west on twenty.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
It's it. Now you're basted. Now everybody know your husband
don't make no money. You just told everybody use your
false name.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Maybe that is not false? All right, yeah, Bashi Bashti,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
We don't that. Why is he real name?

Speaker 10 (29:09):
A Cardia with Kim Megan Cheryl use another day, everybody,
no comment?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Okay, all right, that's what you're gonna help her with.
Change her name exactly?

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Is it all right?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
The last one?

Speaker 5 (29:25):
All right?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
This name? Uh shavad k, shavad.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
K and chattan.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
She says, I'm married, and so is my boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I know his wife, and I know he's cheating, and
I know she's cheating on him. He feels bad for
cheating on her, and I want to tell him that
she's doing the same thing he's doing. Does he deserve
to know what his wife is doing.

Speaker 8 (29:52):
And y'all doing the same thing?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Uh huh, she's cheating. He's cheating, wife's cheating. Everybody's cheating.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
The quickly with.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
Missing this up. No, just leave us alone.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
All right, guy and Junior coming up at the top
of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you.
Right after this, you're listening to The Hardy Morning Show. Well,
you know, Tommy, you weren't happy at all with the
streaming quality of the Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul fight
on Girl Blicks and uh, I mean you were with

(30:30):
millions of other viewers, Okay, they were all upset with you.
One viewer named Ronald Blue Denton was so mad that
he's filed a class action lawsuit against net Blicks. Tm
Z Sports has obtained the legal document in that lawsuit
that alleged that viewers were faced with legendary problems including

(30:51):
no access, streaming glitches, and buffering issues. Denton is also
suing for breach of contract and he is seeking damage,
but the amount hasn't been specified.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's it's Netflix, boy.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
They got unlimited millions. You know. I thought, I actually
thought this was going to be a situation where promoters
like boxing promoters and paid per view.

Speaker 8 (31:20):
I thought they were gonna lose out.

Speaker 7 (31:21):
I thought this was gonna be a new thing, like, Wow,
Netflix is gonna take this over and just run with it.
But after the glitchers. Hey, we ain't had no glue.
We've never had glitches on pay per view.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
It worked, Yeah, yeah, But I think they just didn't know.
They underestimated.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I'm sure they're going to get it together. Especially we're
gonna want it.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
We don't. They had one shot at it.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
We done.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
It's not watching.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
And they had the fight on Netflix, and I paid
for Netflix.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I'm not paying for two things to watch the No.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying what I'm saying in.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
The moment when it was happening, and the glitches and
the buffering. People, we like, we'll put it on pay
per view. Yeah, you don't get money.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Say we want to tell netfix is do what you
do best. Just show the movies.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Don't you never had that watching? I bet they could
go together. They didn't know.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
They didn't know. They didn't know the power of Tyson.
They did not know it. We knew it, but they
didn't all right. In other news related to the Tyson fight,
boxing champ gets this Check this out, guys. E they
under Holyfield posted a message on Instagram teasing the possibility
now of a third boxing match with Tyson. Can you
imagine now, Tyson, we know is fifty eight, Holyfield is

(32:43):
sixty two, and he hasn't fought in over a decade.
But he posted an image of he and Mike squaring
off to fight with the words the trilogy, the trilogy
at the top of the picture and uh, Tyson versus
holy Field on the bottom. Can you believe that the
trilogy trilogy up top? Tyson versus holy Field at the bottom.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
Just stop sixty two. We're not doing this. We're not
finished two d because got it now? We just we're
not get that. Remember the last time he ate your ear?

Speaker 10 (33:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Two ears?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Come on, We're not worried about the ears here you
lose the other ones. Holyfield captioned it. The fans wanted
hashtag unfinished business.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Holy Field just finish?

Speaker 7 (33:33):
It's over? Is it done? Checks? Even it well.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Holyfield's posts stated a swarm of speculation, and Tyson was
quick to settle things with a comment on the holy
Field post that simply stated, I love you, brother, but
the trilogy is our friendship, saying like Tyson, Tommy spring kIPS.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Who we are with one another and not by not
getting back in it ring no more. I get everything
I needed to do. I'm selling weed. I got my pigions.
I'm good right now, you know, but I had my
I had my ass.

Speaker 8 (34:08):
Out on Netflix.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
He was so confident with it. I love how you
walked away. All right, that was funny. Finally, guys, take
that picture.

Speaker 8 (34:24):
It's too late for me too, ain't.

Speaker 15 (34:29):
I mean?

Speaker 8 (34:29):
But you know Mike started it could be a trend, right,
Just what.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
Picture you talk about?

Speaker 8 (34:37):
I mean, like like.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
Before my comedy show, can I do the jocks ring
in the in the dressing room and then do it.

Speaker 8 (34:43):
Do an interview?

Speaker 7 (34:44):
I can't do that? Yeah, yeah, why you frown it
up like you visualizing it?

Speaker 15 (34:49):
Why?

Speaker 8 (34:50):
What is that fun?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
What show you're gonna do?

Speaker 15 (34:52):
This?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
The show with Cheryl Underwater Jersey?

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Yeah, New New Jersey.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
I'm gonna do an interview in the dress room dockstrap
on home right before I go out and just just
talk to what do tell you?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Do it?

Speaker 13 (35:06):
Do that?

Speaker 7 (35:07):
The world needs it. I will tell you the world meet.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Wait black Friday weekend, it's going down.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
My wife will come over there and wring my neck.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yes, no, damn clothes.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
So you probably gonna do it because you just that ignorant.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
You know, Yeah, somebody's gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
You know someone is gonna do Finally, there's another show
for older singles out there that are looking for love.
Former First Lady Michelle Obama is executive producing a brand
new Netflix docuseries for Atlantans that are looking for.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Love later in life. It's called The Later Daters. Don't
you love that name? The Later Daters.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
It's going to showcase six single people raging from ages
fifty to seventy, going on a series of blind dates
in hopes of finding their next life partner. Many of
these daters having been in a relationship and over ten years,
so they'll need a lot of help from the dating coach.
They have a dating coach. This is an eight episode series.

(36:09):
Is gonna premiere speaking of Black Friday, on what Black Friday?
November twenty ninth. So there you go.

Speaker 8 (36:16):
And it's more than.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
People on the show.

Speaker 7 (36:20):
These dates.

Speaker 8 (36:20):
What's the age rains against?

Speaker 15 (36:22):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Fifteen to seventy?

Speaker 7 (36:24):
Okay? These dates got to start at noon. They got
to start at noon. Okay, oh yeah, people, and they
got to be over by six. We got to get
these people home. But they're gonna be tied and sleeping
and they can't drive. You got to get them home.
But I'm here, loved, I'm here for it.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Yeah, I want them to find I'm back. Yeah, go
for it firstgulations. Yeah, like that, all right, coming up
in twenty minutes after the hour. This is no big surprise.
Donald Trump's upcoming sentencing hearing was canceled. Of course, what
you gotta be kidding me. You're listening to the Harvey

(37:06):
Morning Show. You know, I've been in this radio game
quite a while, so I've had an FM studio. Of course,
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Speaker 1 (37:47):
This is no big surprise to us.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Listen yesterday, New York Judge Juan Mshan postponed Donald Trump's
then thing hearing in his hush money case, which was
scheduled for next Tuesday, November twenty six. In a letter
to Judge Marshan, the DA's office acknowledged that Trump probably
will not be sentenced until after the end of his
presidential term, what which is. Of course, in twenty twenty nine.

(38:11):
Trump's felony conviction will stand and there is a December
ninth deadline for Judge Marshan to decide on how to proceed.
Marshan has a wide set of options for Trump if
and when he is sentenced. He cannot impose a sentence.
He can sentence him to community service or a sentence
president elect Donald Trump to serve time in prison. So

(38:32):
there you go, and you're right, this is no surprise, no, no, no,
That's why he ran so hard so he wouldn't have
to go to jail and so the things like this
could happen.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
Yeah, this was the.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Reason for being trying to be president.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
This is good, exactly, we.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
Get before we face the before we face it all.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Yeah, and the Supreme Court, you know, they ruled that
community so to speak, that presidents can enjoy.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
So, like you said, this is it.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
So he's good, I mean Preme Court.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
It would be cool if they claes now yeah, Claire,
so yeah. And this is why you have to vote,
because the president has the power to put in their
judge friends and justices that believe the same thing that
they believe.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
He was begging y'all to vote.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
Beg.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
We voted, We voted.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
I'm not just. I'll vote again and again and again.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I will always vote. It's not that's our right and
our privilege to vote.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
I wonder if the if this judge in New York,
I wonder if they can sentence him after his term
is over. Yeah, because he's already convicted, right, so we're
just waiting on the sentencing. Yep, his term is over
eighty two eighty two years ago. Wow, it's over.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Nothing, gonna be let's move on. I have yeah, you
got life post.

Speaker 7 (40:07):
I do not watch the news though, y'all nationally. I
just refuse like seeing it. I'm done with you. I
just I'm out. I'm not going to do that for
four years and just you have to. I don't want
to watch a soap opera every single day. I just
don't want to do that.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Right, and you have to decompress, you really, really do,
or you'll get burned out from all of this. Because
it was every single day, every year. I was I
was watching the news in my sleep.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I was watching it so hard.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Well, the president has appointed the WWE Lady, it's the
department over the Department of Education.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
What's right here?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Our kids deserve much medicines.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
I don't even.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Understand what's going on. Every single day he's doing this thing. Yeah,
his friends putting them in. Plenty of people who love
him and support him. That's who he's putting is all right?
Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll
find out what side dish everyone wants for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Right after this, you're listening to the Hard Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
When it comes to Thanksgiving dinner, the turkey might be
the main attraction, but some people are more interested in
the side dishes. Hampbell's released the State of the Sides
Report for twenty twenty four, and over half of the
people surveyed it's like fifty five percent that they would
rather fill up on side dishes instead of turkey, and

(41:30):
they ranked their favorite side dishes for Thanksgiving dinner. All right,
so you guys, we're gonna go from bottom to top.
All right, what do you think? What do you think
came in in number five? Yeah, came in number five
on the sides, okay, greens, greens?

Speaker 7 (41:47):
Yeah for five.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Maca chee, Mac and cheese is right, number five. Okay,
you'll see, you'll you'll see that this list did not
survey any of us. As we go on, clearly at
number five, number four, But wait till you hear the rest?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Number four?

Speaker 7 (42:08):
What do you think is number four?

Speaker 8 (42:09):
I'm gonna go with them yams?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, nope, what do you think four? Number four.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Were working from?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
We're working for fIF people.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Well, you'll see when I tell you number four green
bean cast for the white.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
This top survey is what's number three? It's number three?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Let's go what's number three? Number three? We have no
idea I want to say.

Speaker 8 (42:43):
Can we say greens?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
You could say greens, but it's sweet potatoes. Yeah, okay,
Number two on the menu. Can I just say this,
I've never had this for Thanksgiving ever?

Speaker 8 (42:57):
Okay, so it ain't greens?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Can I rice cast?

Speaker 13 (43:01):
Carl?

Speaker 7 (43:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
You go, potato sald we raises, you got parliament right? Potato?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Umber two mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes, who had potato?

Speaker 7 (43:20):
Who had?

Speaker 5 (43:21):
For ever?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Okay, but baby, oh, I'm so very serious.

Speaker 7 (43:28):
They got to be never.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
But but guess what number one is. It's the dressing.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
It is.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
First of all, dresses shouldn't even be on this list.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
But we call it dressing. They call it that thing. Yeah, yeah,
So it goes like this, number one dressing. These are
number one size of the people they survey. Number one dressing.
Number two, mashed potatoes, number three, sweet potatoes, number four
green bean, cast throw, number five, mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Okay, give our list, Come on, what's our list?

Speaker 7 (44:06):
All right? Our list is these number five, number five,
start with five. Oh lord, five five. I don't even
know who's fighting for five. We can't do we can't
do the list.

Speaker 8 (44:22):
It's hard to do that.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
We got some, you know, in case I don't know,
we might have some.

Speaker 8 (44:26):
Dirty rice in there.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
That's one that could be fire.

Speaker 8 (44:31):
Dirty rice.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
Be five.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
Let's hit four. I'm gonna throw the mac and cheese
at four.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
But it's.

Speaker 8 (44:38):
It's a cold.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
It's good.

Speaker 8 (44:42):
That three damn three them greens?

Speaker 7 (44:45):
Is that two flipped with mac and cheese?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
And number one again and that corn.

Speaker 10 (44:52):
Bread dressing one and Tommy, GIMBLI quit that before. Are
we putting cranbers? We're putting cranber.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, that's you gotta have that if we had it.

Speaker 8 (45:07):
And that's ocean spray in the cave.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah, that's got shaped like the can when you cut
it up. So we got misses it dressing, mac.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
And cheese, green bean casrow.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Then it's a toss up between the greens and the
and the yam. That could be three or four four
three whatever, And I don't even we don't have five.

Speaker 10 (45:30):
No, let me take what's on the side that we
miss it? Where is the sweet potato pat? Where is
that that's deserved side?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
It's all on the side.

Speaker 7 (45:46):
Green juice and Yalm's juice run together had Ali.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Coming up next is a Nephew and spring phone call
survey us.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Next time you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour this morning,
it's today's Strawberry letter and the subject is.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
All of the children look like me. Wait till you
hear this letter.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
This is one of the craziest letters we've ever got.
What oh yeah, wait here. Yeah, this this letter right here,
this letter right here. We'll get into it in just
a fews right now.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
That's all I have to say.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
It is so freaking crazy. It's time now for the
nephew in today's prank phone call? What you got for
his nept I'm going to top you this prank right here,
right here? You want some ignoring and stupid? Do you
want some ignitent is stupid?

Speaker 7 (46:44):
I gotta wait. Listen to it. Just right here is
called your wife gave me a disease? To your wife
gave me a disease. I'm just gonna leave it right there.
I'm just gonna leave it just right there. Y'all read Yeah,
are you dog?

Speaker 13 (47:00):
If you could hello Hello, I'm trying to reach out.
I'm trying to reach Dante.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Yeah, this is him.

Speaker 13 (47:06):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 7 (47:07):
Man?

Speaker 13 (47:09):
Just to be certain you Dante is married to tell
me right?

Speaker 9 (47:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (47:13):
Okay? Cool? Cool?

Speaker 13 (47:14):
So listen man, h So you've heard about me, you know,
maybe heard my name before because I used to date
tell me way before you guys got married. Uh you
know my name is. My name is Mosella. So I
just want to call and say how you doing?

Speaker 15 (47:27):
But I need to Oh. Okay, yeah, I know she
mentioned you, mentioned you I used to be together before
we Yeah, okay, I've heard about you.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
What's what's the phone call for?

Speaker 13 (47:39):
I needed to talk to you, man. And I've been
holding this back at least four years. You know, I
haven't said anything. And you know I can't hold it
no more. Man, I'm going through so many issues right now.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
I just got it.

Speaker 13 (47:52):
I gotta get this thing. I got to get some
grips on this thing that I'm going through. But you know,
I wanted to come to you, man, the man, talk
to you about this situation.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
You know.

Speaker 13 (48:01):
I hate to bring it to you like this, but
when me and Cammy were together, Man, I ain't goin
to say when we were together, Cammy gave me a disease.

Speaker 9 (48:11):
Man.

Speaker 13 (48:12):
So you know I've been holding this, you know, And
I was like, I say, I wanted to hit you up.
I thought about it two years ago.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Freaking like, what do you mean like she gave you
a disease?

Speaker 13 (48:27):
She gave me a disease about four plus years ago.
This way before y'all got married. I'm from understanding of
y'all been married about three years right, Yeah, Oh my.

Speaker 15 (48:36):
God, Okay, okay, and you're calling me, you're calling me,
It gets me the head drop.

Speaker 13 (48:43):
No, man, No, I'm calling because, dude, these damn the
medical bills and all this that just completely out of control.
I can't even you know, I can't take care of
myself no more with this, you know, and I don't
feel like I have to because she the one that
gave me the damn decease.

Speaker 12 (49:00):
Okay, So you're calling because you want you want me
to pay you want you want us to.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Pay for your medical bills.

Speaker 13 (49:07):
Dude, I'm like, I mean, damn, dude, I mean, put
yourself in my position. Mare, I mean, what's a brother
supposed to do? You know, I'm sitting over here with
a disease somebody.

Speaker 12 (49:15):
Gave me, and you know they going on with they
like bro, yeah, but this is uh. So you're calling
me telling me my wife gave you a disease. First
of all, she would have told me that. Secondly, now
you're telling me like I might have some.

Speaker 7 (49:29):
You gotta be kidding me, Well, what does she give you?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
What disease are you talking about? Man?

Speaker 13 (49:34):
At this point, you know, I don't even want to
discuss it. I just want to get on board. Can
we get some kind of understanding with the medical bills
that I can't it's out of control.

Speaker 15 (49:44):
Man, I'm not paying, Okay, I'm not gonna pay for
your medical bills, especially when I don't even know what
the you mean?

Speaker 12 (49:50):
What you mean she gave you a disease?

Speaker 13 (49:52):
Now I'm over here freaking out, dude. Dude, I understand,
you know, Bro, I hope you're good. I really you know,
But I'm just saying, man, dude, I don't know what
to do. No, mom, Man, I really don't.

Speaker 8 (50:03):
You know, like I thought.

Speaker 13 (50:04):
Okay, yo, yo, you need to tell me all right,
you talking in circle.

Speaker 15 (50:08):
You're telling me something you had you caught four or
five years ago? Well, what is it's uncurable? What the
disease are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Man?

Speaker 13 (50:17):
Dude, I'm I'm trying to dude with regardless of what
it is, I'm trying to handle the medical fields on it. Man,
That's what I'm trying.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
To do, dude.

Speaker 15 (50:25):
But what kind of medical bills could you have for
some you caught four years ago? Like four years ago,
you should have been able to six session?

Speaker 13 (50:32):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (50:33):
Dude?

Speaker 13 (50:34):
She gave me the disease? And now I need somebody
to play these damn bills. That's all I'm saying to you.
All right, that's all I'm saying, Dante.

Speaker 15 (50:43):
Yo, I'm telling you what I'm telling you.

Speaker 12 (50:46):
Marcello is quit playing and telling me what the disease
this is.

Speaker 13 (50:49):
It's marcellous, man, it's marcellous. Okay, I'm gonna tell what
your name is. I'm getting malar y'all, y'o me, don
beat it.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
You do.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
Diabetes.

Speaker 13 (51:02):
The wife gave me diabetes? Man, I mean you want
to be coming, No, you can't.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
Can't somebody give you diabetes?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
What you mean she gave you diabetes?

Speaker 7 (51:12):
Man?

Speaker 13 (51:13):
Your wife is cooking, was cooking all them cakes and pies,
and you know all that sugar you know, and just man,
you cannot.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Bron't have me thinking my wife gave you herbes or something.

Speaker 13 (51:23):
Man, you just don't know how to work out, you
know how to eat. That's only your playing. No bills
for that diabet?

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Evil?

Speaker 7 (51:31):
You's wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Man?

Speaker 13 (51:33):
Oh so now noah, nah, Now this is funny.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Laugh.

Speaker 13 (51:39):
Hold you're laughing at me, Dante.

Speaker 15 (51:41):
Yes, I'm laughing at you.

Speaker 13 (51:43):
Call my phone talking about my.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Wife gave you diabetes?

Speaker 7 (51:46):
Bro for real his stupid brow.

Speaker 13 (51:53):
Can I say something else?

Speaker 7 (51:54):
Nod what what you want to say?

Speaker 13 (51:57):
I want to say this, Dane. You just got right, baby,
just left your time me from the sea offy morning.
So your wife tell me got me the frank.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Poko dang.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yo.

Speaker 13 (52:11):
Oh I got your bag. I got you Wow.

Speaker 15 (52:18):
Okay, See she told me about she told me about Marcello,
but I never.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Heard his voice.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
Bro, I was on fire.

Speaker 13 (52:27):
Oh my god, Oh you're good man, Oh.

Speaker 15 (52:32):
My god, Oh you have me some scary dude talking
about a disease whoa.

Speaker 13 (52:37):
Oh, especially a disease that four years lingering. That's like whoa,
whoa whoa? Oh my god, man, I was you know
when she got home. I was about to be so mad. Bro,
Hey man, you gotta tell me this man, Come on,
John Jay, what is what is the baddest And I'm
talking about the baddest radio show in the lake to

(53:00):
who funny dude, this is Steve Harvey morning. He talk
to me right, you ain't got no diabetes? Now I'm worried, bro.

Speaker 15 (53:16):
Catch it like that.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
She gave me diabetes. You see what I'm saying, All
this all this stuff she's been cooking.

Speaker 8 (53:23):
You see them. You understand where I'm coming from. Don't
you get here?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yes, I haven't.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
I gotta.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I need a moment to get over this.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
He gave me diabetes. He gave me, she gave me
to That's that's what that's what it is. He didn't
cook all them yams and all that stuff with all
this sugar. If they did this to me, your wife
did that. Your wife did that. I'm just saying, hey,
it is what it is. Your wife gave me a disease.
You know, when you when you when you sign up
and say you want some stupid do.

Speaker 8 (53:53):
I give it to you.

Speaker 7 (53:55):
Immediately? Yes, whether we want it or not, I'm gonna
give it to the tri state. Baby, that is New York.
That's a New Jersey, that's Connecticut. The nephew is coming
to town Thanksgiving comedy Fest. That would be Dominique, Vanessa Mitchell,
Sheryl Underwood, and yours truly, nephew. Tell me y'all looking

(54:18):
stupid right after Thanksgiving?

Speaker 8 (54:19):
I got it. You're looking for ignoric. We got it
straight up crazy, all right.

Speaker 7 (54:24):
Nephew, Tommy coming your way along with a legend Cheryl Underwood,
another legend Dominique, and then another another, another legend. For
that's Mitchell, my fret brother were rolling up in the
New New Jersey and November the thirtieth at the New
Jersey Pack, were gonna put it down. Pickets are on
sale right now, get it. While of getting this good man,
come get your laugh on right after Black Friday and

(54:44):
have a whole lot of fun. All right, right right
after Black Friday it's black. Said, all right, I'm gonna
be at my black job at the n Jersey at
the NJ Pack. Come on, get it with me laying
in the cutters, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. All right, that would be
emailk weekend. That's Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The nephew was
coming to town to the improv and never been there

(55:07):
and told jokes in Milwaukee. So hope y'all been here
about me. They've been talking about me. Come get your
stupid home. You hear that prank. I'm way more stupid
net'als day, I promise I get.

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We got it, Paul you Here it is Strawberry LETTA.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Thank you nephew. Subject all of the children look like me.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Dear Stephen Shirley I'm a twenty nine year old married
black mail and I got married and started a family
when I was only twenty one years old. I am
six four, and I was a star football player in college.
My wife and I were young, and by age twenty six,
we had three children. Her mom was a big help.

(56:54):
She helped us get an apartment and she'd babysit for us.
My wife's eighteen year old sister was a big help too.
Four years ago, I was home alone, watching porn and
pleasuring myself. My wife's mom barged in on me without knocking.
She saw what she saw what was going on, and
she joined me and took matters into her own hands.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
We had sex a lot after that, and she showed
me how to make love.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
I was also sleeping with my wife's sister, and she's
a lot more wild in bed than my wife. She
started it one day when I was making a bottle
for the baby. She got on the floor in front
of me and I could not move. Now, my sister
in law has two boys that looked like me.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
Five.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Yeah, I have five children, and no one in my
wife's family has said a word about them looking like me.
Comma yet, Okay? I wonder if my wife even knows
what's going on. Recently, my mother in law met a
man and she cut me off. She used to pay
me for sex, so I'm going to miss that money.
I think it's time to end the affair with my

(58:02):
sister in law too. I don't want any more children,
and these sisters are very fertile. But my real problem
is the big Thanksgiving dinner for the family that my
mother in law is planning. My wife's grandparents have a
lot of money and status, and they've never accepted me
in the family. I'm sure they will notice that all

(58:22):
of the mixed children look like me. Should I go
celebrate Thanksgiving with my own family this year? Okay, there
are a lot of hidden clues in this letter.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
You see that right.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
I'm a twenty nine year old married blackmail. I got
married and started a family when I was young. I'm
a star football player, I was in college. I'm six
or four?

Speaker 7 (58:45):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Yeah, two of the boys look like me. Those are
all clues. Should I celebrate Thanksgiving with my own family
this year? But I gotta say this one right here?
This letter, it moves all the way up the letter
on the crazy theiest of all strawberry letters for.

Speaker 8 (59:02):
Me, this is it.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
This young man is sleeping with three family members at
the same time, his wife, his mother in law, and
his sister in law. And now this young man has
children by the sister in law. Why what is going
on here? I mean just because they yeah, I mean
just because they come after you. You could say no,

(59:24):
you know you are married into the same family. You're
sleeping with everybody. And I don't just blame you though,
I blame the mom. I blame the sister too. You
guys use no protection. So the family lineage, now, lineage
is all messed up. Brothers and sisters are each other's
cousins and aunts and uncles to you and your children.

(59:47):
You're your children's father, and they're your nieces and nephews too.
I mean, see how crazy that sounds when you.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Say it out loud. You all just need help, You
all need a lesson and right and wrong.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
And I pray the kids will be all right and
never find out what's going on with the grown folks
in this family. This is just crazy and nasty. And yes,
maybe you do need to go spend time with your
own family, but who is that you I mean, don't
sleep with them if you do. That's all I gotta
say to Tommy.

Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
All Right, I know a.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
Good white folk story when I hear one. Okay, I
know a good white folks story when I hear one.
You black six four played football, you quarterback in college?

Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Got that part? Now you got what?

Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
You got three kids by let's say Amy and you
and Amy got three kids. That's white one. You got
three kids by Aim. Okay, now here go will kill
me her mama. Blanche bust up in the dough. Okay,
Blanston busted up in the dough. Not now blast bust
up in the door.

Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
This way.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
I know it was white folks through blads busting the
dough and join. You don't know black mom in laws
do that. Black mom and laws gonna still gonna stop
your little nest behind what you're doing, A gonna get
you straight. You're not gonna do this up in this house,
act like this. Hell all right, we already know that's
Blanche busted up in this door. Now, not Blanche. Not
Blanche paying you for whatever y'all do. Black mom in

(01:01:17):
laws don't do that. They're not going to pay you.
They gonna they getting paid for babysiting. That's what black
mother in laws do, Okay, they want they payper for
taking Caddy's kids. So now you're messing with Blanche. You
and Amy got three kids. Then Jill, here'll come Jill.
Jill comes in and gets on the floor and for
some reason, oh she just had you. It's just on
and popping. Now you got two kids by the baby

(01:01:39):
sister Jill. All right, so now you got five kids.
You ain't go pro in football when you sue you
the major whole damn basketball team. You got five kids now,
and now you got all these beautiful children. I'm gonna
say that, all right, but he'll come to grand pants,
all right. They ain't never like your black behind, no
dog on way. They never did like you. But everybody
thought you was gonna go pro dogs you did, you didn't,

(01:02:01):
So now you a big turn off. Now everybody hip,
everybody coming to Thanksgiving, and now you got the nerve
to say, what am I supposed to do? Is somebody
gonna realize what's going on? Surely, surely these folks know
that these kids all is the same from you. That
makes no sense to me. We ain't seen no boyfriend
from jail. The little baby sister. We ain't seen she
ain't got no, no, ain't nobody been coming over there

(01:02:23):
to holland at uh. It's you Blanch, No, it's you.
Blanch's been been left you. Blant's been got through with you.
So now it's thanksgiffing and you trying to ask us
should you take your behalf but home? Hang? Why you
going home? And you got five kids right here you
got to deal with all right, lady, this is yours.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
We'll have part two of today's Strawberry Letter coming up
at twenty three minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
After the hour.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
The subject all of the children look like me. We'll
hear from Junior right after this.

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Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
All right, guys, we got to recap today's strawberry letter,
which has moved up on my list as the craziest
strawberry letter we've ever received. Okay, this is from a
twenty nine year old married blackmail. He got married, started
family when he was just twenty one years old. Years old,
he's six four. He was a star football player in college.

(01:03:52):
That's vital information right there. He and his wife were young.
By age twenty six, they had three children, so he's
in the high house. Her mom is a big help.
She helped them get an apartment. She babysat for them
all of that. His wife has an eighteen year blanch
toy called her Blanche. His wife has an eighteen year
old sister. The sister was a big help too. Four

(01:04:16):
years ago, he was just at home, just watching porn
and pleasuring himself like I guess everybody does. When the
mom busted in, she started sleeping with.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Yeah, I mean right, he said it, like it's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Such a normal occurrence, you know. So the mom busted
in the mom started having sex with him. His wife's mother,
his mother in law started having sex with him. She
used to pay him for sex. Then the sister in
law started having sex with him. He has two kids
by the sister in law that looked just like him.
So his dilemma is, Oh, and by the way, the

(01:04:51):
mother in law met a man and she cut him off.
So his dilemma is now should he spend Thanksgiving with
his family? Because sooner or later some body's gonna know
that these makes children look like him? All right, So
he wants to know should he go celebrate Thanksgiving with
his own family this year?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Junior, I don't this is crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
This is absolutely crazy. This, this is this is not
something I'm familiar with. I'm crazy. I don't know how
to even start this. But let me just say this though.

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
Where's he from? And when they having Thanksgiving? What time
they start? Two o'clock?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Because I want to go.

Speaker 10 (01:05:31):
And the reason why I want to go is I
want to be in the circle when the family holding
hands and we got to pray be cause it's gonna
be this, This prayer gonna be long, because I know
this is too much and this whoever lead. We gotta
find out where everybody at. We got the kids in here,
we got the sister, we got the mama. So if
the prayer probably gonna go something like this, Lord, we

(01:05:52):
thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
We're sharing.

Speaker 8 (01:05:54):
Sharon.

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
God, you have been so good to Mama. Mama. You know, Lord,
you have been so good to us, and you have
kept this family sist ressist sis. This prag will be
so long. I want to thank you all for.

Speaker 10 (01:06:10):
Keeping us all together, Tanky Tank because I wanted the kids.

Speaker 7 (01:06:13):
Tanky boy. You have you have been This prag will
be forever well. We have we have, we have served
you for another year. Charles's little Charle here because all
these kids looking like you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Who does this? I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:06:29):
This is gonna be the longest Thanksgiving prayer known to
man because all the kids look like you.

Speaker 7 (01:06:35):
Everybody see you, everybody know what you're in. How in
the world did you let it up? So me tell
me you can You can actually do that.

Speaker 10 (01:06:45):
You can pull off mom, your wife and her sister.
You pulled that off, he said, he did.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
Year old blood child support. Just keep it in the family.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
You ain't got to go to court.

Speaker 7 (01:06:56):
Just keep it in the family. You ain't got to
go to court. Everything is right there. Nobody I've ever
heard this, how is and you're talking about having thinks
you should I go for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (01:07:08):
There's too many people. I don't know. I don't know
what attractive. I don't know no attractive mother in laws.
That that just that I want to just no, man,
because that's the truth. It's not.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
There are plenty of mother in law. You don't think so.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Not while we're watching poem.

Speaker 7 (01:07:35):
No, I don't. I don't know nothing like that. I
have a mother in law. I didn't have it before
I got one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Now that's your mean time.

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
I mean, you can't nothing by yourself people.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Wow, But at least she stopped when she got her
own self. Man, at least you could say bad about it.
She used to hate him crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:08:06):
Yeah, that don't take it, Chirley. It's I mean, you
see for me to be with mister Williams and you
know I'm not it don't work like that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Yeah, this is just crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:08:19):
This kids. You don't have no kids with the mother
in law? About that? Right? And how old was he was?
He twenty nine?

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Yeah, he's twenty nine now six four former football player
so he got body YadA yadi six four.

Speaker 16 (01:08:33):
He wouldn't everybody getting Yeah, he wasn't good at football. Yeah,
but I mean you just you just can't say no.
I mean it's I don't understand your.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
Mother law.

Speaker 9 (01:08:51):
Law.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Yeah no, No, people cheat outside the family, but right
in side the family.

Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
No protection.

Speaker 8 (01:09:02):
That's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
I'd call it, the non protection.

Speaker 8 (01:09:05):
On a serious note, the non protection.

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
That's just tray stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
No, that's horrible. Right, but still you're with your sister
law and your mother in law.

Speaker 7 (01:09:15):
This is crazy, all right?

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Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
It is time now for junior and sports talk.

Speaker 10 (01:10:26):
What you got, Junior, Charlie, I would like to announce
that the leading team in the state of Texas is
the Houston Texans. Suse we beat the Cowboys thirty four
to ten. Y'all talk about y'all America's team. No, Merrick's
team is Houston Texas.

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
That's what we are.

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Still them boys.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
They can't be the boys dive after that, Joe.

Speaker 7 (01:10:50):
What we can't really brag on that with that is out.
I mean, everybody, I don't kill you, I know, but
it's around when it's a win.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
I know.

Speaker 10 (01:11:02):
We had Davids Mills at the quarterback they make no
excuses for us. We want they lost.

Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
I'm sorry, it's the new sheriff in the state of
Texas and in the Houston, Texas.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
That's it.

Speaker 13 (01:11:15):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:11:15):
I'm Steve ain't here, but I know Carler happy, I
know Tosh happy because the Saints beat.

Speaker 7 (01:11:21):
The Saints beat the Browns. They sure it is why
everybody gotta celebrate something. I don't care you think to
Can that the Browns ain't got Deshaun Watson.

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
He don't care that Steve ain't at work.

Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
If it is, it don't matter he lost.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
We just we just who he is?

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
They the boys and the boys. That's us that we
boys off. Curby just said, you say.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
What we.

Speaker 7 (01:11:58):
Sure his football. I ain't got to have a proper grandma.
I ain't gonna have it proper propagramma have.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Now we is who is I need a moment.

Speaker 7 (01:12:10):
I need a moment and we the boys off.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Yes, for those that are listening, they don't know what
that means with them boys off Kirby. Kirby is a
street in Houston, and that's what the stadium is where
the Texans play.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
So that's what the Texans.

Speaker 7 (01:12:24):
You helped him, boy, you helped them call it. I'm
not people need to know what you're talking about.

Speaker 10 (01:12:31):
We were winning right now. That's all I'm saying. We
just the best team in Texas. I'm gonna I'm gonna
stand on Dallas, No where the stadium at.

Speaker 7 (01:12:37):
It's off Kirby. They know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Standing on business. I'm sting everything.

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
I'm so glad this record count I'm just win counted.

Speaker 10 (01:12:48):
They can't say nothing to us, Tom, what they're gonna say, Tom,
They can't send it up.

Speaker 8 (01:12:52):
We want, we got, we got, we got biggerfished, pride
of man, we do.

Speaker 7 (01:12:56):
We got a long way to go do okay, but
but I really wish we'd gotten at w against Detroit.
That's the one I wanted.

Speaker 13 (01:13:07):
And we had.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Over there, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Junior, congratulations on the Houston Texans, No, congratulations.

Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
Were more pride in that true congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
In the Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Coming up to the top of the hour, young dater
wants to know if she's dating a great guy or
if he's falling short. We'll try to help her. Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
This one is from Brielle and Sarasota. Brielle says, I'm
twenty six and dating a guide that's my age. He
doesn't open the door when I get in the car,

(01:13:51):
and he texts me when he pulls up outside instead
of coming to my apartment door to get me. We
barely talk on the phone, but we text all the time.
He told me that he loves me and we're going
to start having sex. He's waited five months until I
was ready for sex. Is he a great guy? How
important is the other stuff? That's what she wants to know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Guys, that's the.

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
Most important thing, lady. He got to treat you like
a lady. He got to y'all. I'm not talking, y'all,
just texting, and he just said no, he pull up
like he's blowing the horn or text you to come outside.
That's that's not a gentleman. That's not what you want.
And that's what you think.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Is you?

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
You that ain't love, but you think that's love. No,
take it from the O G.

Speaker 8 (01:14:33):
That is not love.

Speaker 7 (01:14:33):
You got a guy that has not grown up yet.
You got a guy that does not know how to
treat you like a lady. And until you get the
right thing, you don't get him nothing. He don't do nothing,
with him. He got to start treating you, right, that's it.
I'm sorry, I got a little girl twenty years or no,
you're not doing this. They gotta come out here and
before y'all come talk to me. But I mean, let
me not put myself in there. Okay, boy, but you

(01:14:58):
gotta treat you like a lady. And does it sound
like he's treating you like a lady? Just sounds like
he just you know, Yeah, I'm outside, come on out here.
What is that? And then when you get outside, he
don't open up your car though, even well, that's what
you want because whatever he started with, that's how you
go in with. If he's starting doing this, he's not.
It's not gonna get any better. It is what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
You can't allow it is what you're saying.

Speaker 8 (01:15:18):
Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
You gotta make somebody you got her, you gotta you
won't respect, that's the end. You don't want nothing less
of that respect at all times.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Yeah, And she's letting him take the flow of the relationship.
He doesn't do this. You have to let him know.
This is what I required, this is what I want.

Speaker 7 (01:15:37):
She's not doing that, right, So.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
Is he texting her?

Speaker 11 (01:15:40):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:15:41):
Yeah, we're gonna start having sex, he texted.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Well, apparently she told him she didn't want to, and
he waited five months. She made him wait five months,
so until she was ready.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
So he waited, and you.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
Shouldn't have been read in for five months. He's still
doing the same damn thing he was doing. Yeah the
first month.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Yeah, she's going to be disappointed.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Yeah, you respect, move on, find somebody else.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Yeah, cod Yeah, she's only twenty. That's how Yeah, that's
how y'all feel twenty what okay, how do you have
twenty six? How do you feel getting what?

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
I think?

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
I think he's a great guy.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
I think is great.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
I think Tommy.

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
I think tom is talking because he had a talk show,
so tom can't say.

Speaker 10 (01:16:34):
I don't have no show. I can say this, I
have no show. He's I don't care where everything else.
I don't think I saw this nothing that that that
you just read Charlie was well, he told me that
he loves me and we're going to start having sex.

Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
I thought that was amazing. That's the only thing I saw.
That's the most amazing thing. I so stupid. I demn
near cried.

Speaker 10 (01:16:53):
The man said she said it because she heard him,
I love you and we're going to start having sex.
But get all this over the dop. Why is that important?
Start having six? That's what I'm thinking, out of gentlemen, Tommy's.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Talking the talk show host.

Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
I'm not and a dad I know about Tommy got
said he got rid of love.

Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
I'm ready when you start having six?

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
He said.

Speaker 10 (01:17:23):
He said, he told me that he loves me and
we're gonna start having six? What what else are we
gonna talk about?

Speaker 7 (01:17:29):
That's it. We ain't gotta do nothing else.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
That's that's your standard.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
That Steve Lady, his standards are very high, because you
don't have six with everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
His stand is a very This man is a good man.
And y'all, y'all, y'all, lie, y'all like man.

Speaker 10 (01:17:46):
That man.

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
That man said I want to have six. He ain't
even got it yet. I want to have it though,
I want to have it. Shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
He's okay, funny, he's a good man.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
I want to have six central goals hot.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Wow, all right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
we will have more of this ignorant show.

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
Right, and Junia's gonna be gone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
We're gonna take team.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
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Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
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What is your favorite food?

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
Come me hear it? What's your favorite what? We're gonna
make a candle out of my favorite fruit?

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Yeah, yeah, just tell me your favorite food.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
I don't have one, but you know what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 7 (01:19:15):
I'm gonna buy a bunch of people some chittening candles,
which is just chittings.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
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Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Smell like.

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
But I would say, I would say lemon pie, sweet
potato pie.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
That would be can Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
They got a lot of Yeah, lemon candles.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
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makes you hungry.

Speaker 7 (01:19:53):
You got a candle, that's the damn sure smell.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Like a bucket of chicken and some bit.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Okay, All right, hey you guys, we'll have more of
the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three
minutes after we'll play around it. Would you rather right
after this? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
It's time now, guys for a round it would you rather?
Would you rather have Thanksgiving dinner catered? Or would you
rather do all the cooking yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Which one?

Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
Do all the cooking? Yeah? Because I know what I'm
gonna getting catering. That's a fifty five for you, the buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Yeah, you don't know what's gonna happen. Everybody's different.

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
Everybody's green bean counselor nobody order no damn green bean
causeuro fruitcake. I can't take a chance. All right?

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Would you rather have matching pajamas for Christmas? Or wear
whatever you want?

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
I would like to wear what I want, but my
wife chanted some. My wife big on them for Drumas.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Family.

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
Yeah? Who started that?

Speaker 10 (01:21:30):
Because that's something that my wife asked us to do
this year, is take pictures in for jampas?

Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
Who started that? You don't want to It's might have
been about ten years now, but it's all to the
racist buddy Tommy Day. She just said we have to
take a picture with the dog and match the jampas?
Who start? Who is the person responsible for this?

Speaker 8 (01:21:53):
By six in the even I throw them away. I
can't stand them. I don't care. When when is we
gonna wear them again?

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
Next year?

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
You'll be the same with us, right?

Speaker 8 (01:22:06):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Would you rather put your Christmas tree up before Thanksgiving?
You have a week week and a half or would
you rather put it up after Thanksgiving?

Speaker 7 (01:22:19):
Who started that before. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Yeah, are that were going out for Black Black Friday shopping?
Or are we gonna shop on type of Monday and
stay inside?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Yeah, we're doing both.

Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
Yeah, I'm not out on Friday that I'm not happy.
I'm not doing that. This this flat screen at Walmart,
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
You could go early with some time.

Speaker 7 (01:22:48):
I like that. I'm going on a black fidy because
I want to keep black people old black. I want
to because they why y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Want because I know us and handle those long lines.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
And all of that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
She just couldn't learn in front of me. I know
she's talking in front of I had I know she did.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Didn't he come out?

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
Number five? You can see it, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
All right, Charlie, you don't get your one on your phone?

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
Yeah? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
But you guys, rather kissing X under the mistletoe? Or
would you kiss a reindeer dead in the mouth.

Speaker 8 (01:23:26):
In the mom and hold his antanna kissing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Antlers nose lit up?

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
All right, guys, thank you. That's today's rounded. Would you rather?

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
All right?

Speaker 15 (01:23:45):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, we
will close out the show. It's our last break of
the day, right.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
After this. This is your boy saying the entertainer.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
This is your line to Adams.

Speaker 15 (01:23:56):
Less off as DJ Cavin and you're listening to Steve
Hall the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
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Speaker 7 (01:24:05):
Another one.

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You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. Come on, Steve, you got it.

Speaker 9 (01:24:45):
I even got a waste for all time trying to
get off. These are my closing remarks today. Here's the subject.
There is no winning in giving up.

Speaker 7 (01:24:59):
None.

Speaker 9 (01:25:00):
There is no winning in giving up. You have got
to see it through. You have got to stick to it.
You have got to finish. That is the only option
you have when it gets dark and tough for you,
you have got to see it through. You have got

(01:25:24):
to survive it. You've got to finish. There is no
other option. There is no winning in giving up nothing.
Let me explain something to you. In order to get
to it, you must go through it. That's a fact.

(01:25:44):
Anything you want in life is on the other side
of something you have to go through.

Speaker 7 (01:25:52):
In order to get to it, you have to go
through it.

Speaker 9 (01:25:58):
Stop complaining about I'm going through it part of your life,
because everybody got that. You're not the only one that's
going through it. Stop complaining. Look, I know sometimes you
want to stop and go man, I'm sick of this.

Speaker 7 (01:26:16):
I get it. I do too.

Speaker 9 (01:26:18):
I know there are times you want to go, man,
this is hard, and you are absolutely right, it is hard.
I know there are days where you go, man, I
just I ain't feeling this today.

Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
I got it.

Speaker 8 (01:26:36):
But in order to get to it, you got to
go through it.

Speaker 9 (01:26:41):
I name something you want that's just sitting right there,
and you can just reach over this yours.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Name it.

Speaker 12 (01:26:51):
Name what what.

Speaker 9 (01:26:55):
Now I'm talking about something that's really worth having. I'm
talking about something you dream about. I'm talking about that
thing that keeps you up at night. I'm talking about
that thing that burns on the inside of you, that
deaths won't let it go. Those things right there are
on the other side of something you got to go through.

(01:27:17):
If you are unwilling to go through, you are not
going to get to You Gotta get this in your head.

Speaker 13 (01:27:25):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:27:25):
I know when I say stop complaining about what you're
going through, I know that's hard.

Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
But let me what does the complaining accomplish? Nothing? It
accomplishes nothing.

Speaker 9 (01:27:39):
Every time I complain about how tired I am, I'm
still tired. Every time I complain about I'm sicker than
people talking about me, they gonna still be talking about you.
Ain't gonna talk about you some more. I'm tired of
people talking about me that don't know me. What difference

(01:28:02):
do it make what they say? I mean, really, y'all,
if you think about people who are talking about you
behind your back, do you really understand that they don't matter?

Speaker 8 (01:28:14):
I said it earlier today.

Speaker 9 (01:28:17):
People that talk about you behind your back is because
they behind you.

Speaker 7 (01:28:23):
Who in front of you talks about you behind your back?
Name the person?

Speaker 9 (01:28:29):
No man everybody that talks about you behind your back
is behind you. You've passed them. That's what they mad about.
Everything you want is on the other side of something
you got to go through. In order to get to it,
you got to go through it. This is the way

(01:28:52):
life is set up for every living one of us.
None of us are exempt from this. Quit trying to
figure out how you can get around.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
That part of it. It ain't happening. Man.

Speaker 9 (01:29:07):
I can't tell you the situation I'm in right now,
and all of it's predicated on some other people doing
what they supposed to do.

Speaker 7 (01:29:16):
But you know what I did.

Speaker 9 (01:29:17):
I prayed about it. I turned it over to God
because it was out of my hands. But see, the
majority of what I want.

Speaker 7 (01:29:25):
Is out of my hands.

Speaker 9 (01:29:28):
My dreams are so big and so illustrious that in
order for me to attain them, I absolutely have to
have God's help. I don't want nothing I can accomplish
on my own. I'm in the I need my Heavenly
Father business. I'm in the I need You Lord business.

(01:29:51):
So what I'm going through right now is solely God
moving a lot of pieces into place to fix the
prayer request that I put in and you know what
it's causing me to do, is causing me.

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
To go through something.

Speaker 9 (01:30:10):
But I've learned that God is always working on my
behalf because I'm a believer, I'm a child of his.

Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
I honor him, I give him the glory, the credit,
and the praise. So he's working on my behalf.

Speaker 9 (01:30:27):
So as I sit here and try to practice the
patience that I need to allow him to move the
pieces into place.

Speaker 7 (01:30:34):
It's causing me to go through something. But guess what.

Speaker 9 (01:30:39):
If I want to get to it, I got to
go through it. And I believe with everything in me
he's working it out. For tripping y'all, it's happening to everybody,
including you. Talk to God. He loved to hear from you.

(01:31:00):
He's in the blessing business. He's in the forgiving business.
He's in to get your life together business. He's in
the fixed business. Those are my closing remarks. Have a
great day. Talk to God. He'd love to hear from you.
See you tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
God will it for all.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
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