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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
don't know y'all have a sun giving them like the
million buck things in the stubbings and good Steve listening

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to the other for st Please I don't join joining me.

(00:58):
You turning, you're going. You gotta turn to turn them out.

(01:42):
Turn you got to turn them out. Then turn the
water the water go. Come, come on your tha uh huh,
I sure well, a good morning everybody. You are listening

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to the voice, come on dig me now want and
only Steve Harvey got a radio show, man on man
on man. I thank God for it. I thank God
for all he's done for me, for all the little
things that are oftentimes failed to thank him for that
I take for granted for you know, I was. I

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was talking the other day to a buddy of mine.
We had gotten to this conversation about God and and
and in the conversation we had narrowed it down and
we were talking about changing the way we are as people.
You know that everybody has to change. You know, nothing

(02:51):
stays the same. Everybody changes, and a lot of these
changes can be for the good, and a lot of
them are just they just come with time. You know,
sometimes it's aging that changes us. But no matter how
old you get, you still have the ability to improve
as a person. You may not have the foot speed

(03:15):
you used to have. You may not be as agile
as you used to be. Your energy level may not
be what it used to be. Your desire to do
some of the things that you used to do may
be gone. The thing that doesn't have to change and

(03:38):
will not change, is you. You have the ability to
continue to grow as a person even when far the
time and nature has taken its course. We were talking
about everybody can change, and everybody has the right to

(04:06):
reinvent themselves as they get older, and I equated it
to jumping out of an airplane. You know, there are
some people man who get to a certain point in
their life and they and they jump from the airplane.
Is now almost a stunt of some kind. It's almost

(04:28):
like they life and got out of control. You ever
seen somebody jump out of airplane and the parachute don't open,
and they lifestart and it seems like they start spinning
and tumbling and they can't get it together. And I've
seen some mid air rescues before. But then there are
times when you know when it hasn't worked. You know,
you jump out that airplane and and and at first

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it's fun. I've never skydived before, but I would imagine
when you first jump out of an airplane that they
people describe it as a a sense of being free.
And it's exhilarating when you first jump out the plane.
But if you pull that cord and nothing happens. I

(05:10):
never happened to me, but I can only imagine the
panic that's got to set in, because no matter how
fun it was a moment ago, the flying over to
one another, holding hands in the air, the breeze, the
descent of the feeling of all of a sudden, if

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you reach for that cord and that's not there, you're
suddenly spinning out of control. And that's what happens in
a lot of people's lives. When you first start your life,
you jump out the plane. You're free, you're young, you
ain't got nothing to where about. But then you get
to a certain point in your life when you go, okay,
I'm gonna pull the cord now. And pulling the cord

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is an important thing, because here's the analogy my friend
gave me he said, Man, use your mind like a parachute.
It works better when it's open. Well, see what happens
with a lot of people, is they in life. They
jump out the plane and and and they and they

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having this free fall and it's fun for now. But
they get to a certain point in their life where
they got themselves in a situation, or they've had a
little bit too much fun a little bit too long,
or you know, they wasn't open to nothing and they
just did what they wanted to do, or they started
getting involved with drugs or drinking or started running with

(06:38):
the wrong people. So you jump out the plane. The
first you're free falling, it's fun. But then after a minute, man,
something happens and they realize whoa and they reach for
the chord, and the chord don't work. Well, now you're
in the panic stricken situation. And my suggesting is what
I've learned from the analogy that my friends shared with me,
is that we all the sooner we can open our

(07:00):
to God, the sooner we could develop that relationship with him.
It's like pulling the cord and opening a parachute. If
you open up your mind to God, God is like
a parachute. You know, God can slow your descent. God

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can turn this out of control free fall into a
nice ride for you. See, that's what happened to me.
I was spinning out of control. I had gotten myself
into a point man while I wasn't doing real good. Oh,
y'all would look at me and think, man Stevie man nam,

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I wasn't doing real good. I had spun out of control.
I was. I was in a free fall and I
reached for the court, but I was so far away
the chord didn't open. Then I went to him and
I pulled the cord. When I went to God, I
pulled the cord and open, and he slowed my descent.

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And this is what I just believe. I don't believe
now that I aged as fast as I was aging,
because I got that parachute open. Now, you know, I
take better care of myself, eating, I work out more.
Now you know, I'm not out of control. I have
a direction now that when then got up under that
parachute a little bit, you know, and now I'm I'm

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I'm going you know, I'm still getting older, you know, so,
but the descent is so slow. Now I'm able to
enjoy the ride. I'm guiding my parachute over. Sometimes we
go over to to a vacation spot over here, we
float back over to it. But you know, I'm still
getting old. I'm still going down. But the descent. Because

(08:48):
I've opened my mind to God, the parachute has slowed
my descent. And now I'm rocking back and forth. But
I ain't spending out of control no more. You know,
I'm able to enjoy the view now. You know, when
you jump out that plane and you and you pull
that cord and it don't work, you ain't looking at
the view no more. You're thinking of only one thing.

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How can I slow this down? Well, now I'm able
to enjoy the view. I'm able to see all the
beautiful things on the horizon that God has for me.
I'm able to see all the beautiful things around me
that He's provided for me over these years. Because I've
slowed my descent. I used my mind like a parachute.

(09:31):
It works better when it's open. Open your mind to God,
and so you can see the view, so you can
slow the descent, so you can stop the out of
control freefall that you've been on. That you can get
your life together and see everything out on the horizon
that God has for you. You know, it turned out
to be a very true statement your mind. If you

(09:53):
use it like a parachute, it works better when it's open. Y'all.
You're listening to Morning Show. I get you say, what
can make me feel this way? Not my girl, but

(10:20):
my show, my show, Come walking about the Morning Show, moning,
Good morning, Shore the start Berry, Califrel, Mouth of the South,
Mississippi Monarch and yours sholy, Hey as how I wanted

(10:40):
to do it this morning? Who sings that hard so
early in the morning, girl, first day, first day at
the gate. You just don't even start at the beginning
to the show, get ye and beat meaning it too? Yeah,
strong vocals right there, strong vocals, but that I is

(11:05):
so yeah. And then he went into that guests, Yeah, yeah,
see what Roscoe, Roscoe, don't play round with it right?
It sang it be it? Uhh? No, Eddie Kendricks this morning,
Oh no, ed Noah's smooth tender. David Ruffin was a

(11:30):
bad boy man I was watching, Yeah, talented. It just
went to his head that time. Was David ruff my favorite? Yeah?
Oh yeah, that was my favorite tiptaker. He replaced David
ruffin Wall. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing? That

(11:57):
I was Edwin stars, Steve, I like him to anybody hard,
anybody it's all hard sing had hurt him off, Eddie
LeVert drab drive board than my dudes nid. Yeah, he hard,

(12:25):
but he young but he could saying, oh yeah, yeah,
younger than he started, really young, and he was hard
then when he's starting. But he changed new edition because
new edition was just a little bit too popping. Candy
for candy girl, that's my cut. This phone man, that
was Bobby though, mister telephone man. I I ain't like

(12:49):
none of them. I ain't like I love you what
I ain't like none of them. I was too old,
mister telephone man. Kids what they were? Kids? Stay with singing.
She is saying. When Johnny Gill was little, he was
sounding like he was man that boy, hen you stand

(13:19):
all right? I said, boy, you better get in this
group and turn them into me. Better grow the ass something.
Stop all this bubble gum singing. Just some girls at
these loved it. Yeah, all right, here we go, coming up.
Thank you Steve for that coming up in thirty two

(13:40):
minutes after the hour. We'll run that prank back right
after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, it
is time to start your morning off with run that
prank back with Steve Harvey. Just a prank awkward booking
running cat was this? Hey, um, how are you doing? Man?

(14:02):
My name is Glenn Man. I'm working. Uh I work
in building too. You work for media? Right? Yeah? What
what's fun? So we probably met a couple of times.
Uh do you have a girl? Do you have a girlfriend? Uh? Why?
What's up? Did you guys you guys live together or
or what? What is this your business? Like? What? What?

(14:24):
What's what's what's the deal? What? What's why are you
asking about my girl? Well, let me ask you this here.
What's what's what's going on with you and at the job? Uh?
What what do you? What do you mean? What's like? Like?
I mean you you know you know right, I mean
so what like? What? What's what's the deal? What? What?
Who are you like? Who the who? The are you like? What? What?

(14:45):
What the what what is this for? Like? Why are you? Like?
I don't even know you? Right? I just calmed down,
bron just climed down, Like I say, my name is
Ben I work at Guilder too, you know, and I
know I just tell you now, I know you. I
know what you're doing. Okay, I know what y'are doing
at the job. I already know, and a couple other

(15:06):
people know what's going on. And I know you got
a girl. I know you got a girl at home.
I know that. What So what? What? What? What the what?
What is this about? Like? Why why do you call
my pholt trying to harass me about the book? Like
who are you? Like? What? What? What is your problem? Like?
Hey man, hey, hey, come now, I ain't finished. I

(15:27):
ain't trying to tell you a little secret or nothing
like that. I ain't trying to do that, all right,
But but but I'm gonna be real with you, okay,
all right, Like I said, you know, I got one
of your names. I got your number from one of
the co workers. Okay, I got your number. I said,
I want to I want to give the car and
you talk to him about something. That's how I got
your number. So yeah, who gave you ten? We'll get

(15:47):
to that later. Okay, we'll get to that later. But
let me but let me say this though, I know
what's going on with you and the job, all right,
and I ain't gonna say nothing about it, you know,
that's just our little secret or whatever. But I do
have something I want you to do. You though, what
do you want? Dude? Like, but what what do you want?
You call me bugging me about and all this book,
like what do you want? What do you want? Well?

(16:08):
Here it is, man. Listen, I ain't gonna say nothing
about what you got going on, all right, that ain't
that ain't even I don't even care about that. But
here here's what I do want you to do. I
do need some help from you, all right. Listen. My
little girl is selling girl Scout cookies and I want
you to buy fifty boxes of them, all right with
be a cash out because she got to have them

(16:29):
soul by tomorrow morning. Are you kidding me? Bro? You okay,
so you're on some black man's book and listen to
who gave you my number? Because you're gonna call me
asked me to box the cookies and you should just
bet a man and ask me about it, like, don't
be calling my phone trying to give me that book?

(16:51):
Like come on, man, like I ain't got no time
for this, Like I'm asking you to do is buy
TODAYMN cookies. Man, that's it. You know what I'm saying.
I I'm just saying I do want you to buy cookie.
I need you to buy fifty box little Girl Scout cookies.
Can you do that? No? No, no no no no
no no no no no no no no. You ain't
gonna call and try to manipulate me and defying like

(17:12):
you're you're talking. Are you trying to make me FIGHTE
ain't for you, nothing for you disrespecting me, calling my phone,
trying to act like you like, just trying to manipulate.
I ain't down with that, bron, I ain't done. You
don't want to buy my cookies though? So do you
want me to call your your girls and see ship

(17:33):
on my cookies? So you gotta stay the away for
my bro man Like, don't don't come near her. Okay,
you don't call her, don't come near her, So don't
come near me. You just get get them out of here.
I'm about to start this ninety figure out who you
are and come right after you, man like, because I
ain't playing bro, I ain't right. I'm gonna tell you what, man,
I ain't argue with you. I an't argue with you.

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But I get off the phone right now. I get
off right now, and I'm a girl. I'm gonna call
your girl and see if you do you want to
buy some cookies? No, no, no, no no, you ain't
call nobody. You just get you get I try to God,
I'm gonna find out who you are. I'm gonna find
out who gave you that number. I'm gonna call you up,
like yo, you donna call me? Tryna right me? Okay?

(18:17):
Hey man, hey, hey, you know what angrean cool? We're
still talking about it, all right, I'm gonna get the right.
Don't like you so so, so I'll get off the
phone like you want me to, Adrian, I'll do that,
but let me let me ask you this though. Let
me ask you this though. You sure you want me
to call you? Sure you want me to do that?
And right? Ain't isn't that her name? Man? You something? Individuals?

(18:40):
All right? Look how much of these cookies? How much
you want? A man? Tommy told me you would buy
the cookies. Tommy, Yeah, Tommy told me you would buy
the cookies. Im me, Tommy, he man, hey, man, check
it out. This is nephew Tim me from the Steve
I Me Morning Show. Your co worker got me to

(19:03):
pray for call. Yah, my god, I'm gonna kill him, damn.
So oh God, listen, so listen, Adrian. We have beat.
We have beat all the names, so nobody knows the

(19:24):
things at all. Okay, you're good, Bro, You're good, all right? Man?
And I you got me? Oh God, I'm I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna take a nap. Man. I just used up
all my Yeah, I'm done. Oh God, Like, hey, where

(19:45):
you go? I am going out? You up? Man, I
can't believe you got me on this. Tell me this morning.
One more thing before you go age. What's the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
The Steve Harvard Morton show Man, which is why he
got played every morning? Kill me bro? All right, Steve,

(20:12):
thank you. Coming up next, it has asked the CLO
with the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building,
ready for your love questions. Right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Show. Coming up at the top
of the hour, Guys Entertainment News where they're very own. Oh,
we have a major surprise for you. The Earl of Ottingham,

(20:35):
the Earl of Attingham will be joining us. He's going
to be telling us what's going on across the pond
now that the queen has been laid to rest. What
what Steve boy beauty stuff man palace, Earl being the
only black in the palace, and it was a well

(20:58):
kept secret how to change his sister king? Oh not
the king, not the king gang. Yeah, I love it
still the teeth. Yeah. So we'll have Earl early this morning.
All right, we'll talk about it all at the top

(21:18):
of the hour, but right now it is time for
ask the clo Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey Latresa and
Hampton writes, I'm a thirty year old woman and I
don't enjoy being intimate with my boyfriend because he is
an animal in the bed. All right. I love everything
about him except that his heavy breathing and sweating is

(21:41):
unbearable and I almost pulled a muscle trying to keep
up with him. Can this behavior be changed? If so?
How No? No, no, no, he locked in. That's how
he good, that's how he is. You got people like that,
you know? Thank You's got to be a walt Some

(22:02):
people take that love making into the wall zone. Yeah,
you know, it's okay to be animalistic at times and moments,
but don't know why they want to get drugged the
whole time though. Yeah, she says, his heavy breathing and
sweating is unbearable. That all the noises, grabbing, what is

(22:28):
going on? Pushing you in the mouth? What she pull
the muscle? Yeah, all this ill? You know, he he's
too much at your ankle, back by your ear, You
just your ankle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna have You're
gonna mess around, be in hospital with him. The only

(22:51):
thing you could do is wear him down, be fall
sick like like you know, gem work out, make him
chase the car. Yeah you pulling, You go naked and
jump in the car when he run out, you pull out.
Make him chase the call, really really steelo okay, you know,

(23:15):
put your voice on the record and act like you
upstairs and but you really be downstairs, and then just
keep pressing upstairs button and making run him down the step.
You gotta wear him down a little bit because he
too much right now, not the pre work. Yeah, it's
too much, all right. Hope that helped you. Lutrees Clara
and Louisville says, I'm in my mid seventies and my

(23:39):
boyfriend is sixty something. I asked him to move in
with me, and he said he'll think about it. We've
been dating for nine months and he's taking a sweet
time on professing his love for me. Am I moving
too fast? Well, you and you me a seventies Yeah,
pretty much. Gotta keep your foot on the game. I've

(24:01):
already told women in their seventies ignore the ninety day rule.
They get a pass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all on
a nine minute program. Yeah. I can't help you with that, lady.
Just you know you ain't going too fast. But he

(24:23):
taking this time. He only sixty. You might be a
real fly sixty, so you might be a really flat
seventy though. You know dat. You don't want to move in?
Just keep davy, okay, making marry you? All right? All right? Uh?
Val in a Mettery says, my mother and father separated

(24:43):
a few months ago, and my mom had started staying
out late at night. She says, she's at the casino,
but my dad followed her one night and she's been
at another man's house. I don't want to get in
the middle of their mess. But should I tell my
mother she's being followed and Shirley's mattery in New Orleans?

(25:05):
Metrics matter is right outside New Orleans between sorry, sorry
metric mattery. Girls, stop saying they had a travel lodge day.
I used to stay at Okay anyway, well because I
knew the girl that that was a maid, and I

(25:27):
used to open the door for I could go in
there without paying right there. Off the Yeah, that's it,
right off. What I'm with Steve on this one? What
is the T for? Don't worry about New Orleans? Yeah,
don't even don't even don't even look. They don't say
nothing about them. They're different, you know it? All right?

(25:52):
So should she say anything to her mom about her
dad following her? Well, well, I would say, hey, mom,
you need to watch out because that could be dangerous.
So I would. If you're a woman, you should pull
your mom's coach teller say mom, yeah, be careful because
dad knows you ain't that you had that you're not

(26:19):
getting cashed out. She shouldn't say that to her mom,
or you think, well, I'm just say you ain't going
to the casino. We know you saw we're getting cashed
out her mom. Look, hey, mama, you can call it casino,
but somebody rolling your dice and it ain't. It ain't

(26:41):
at the casino. Yeah, somebody's spinning the ball on the
roulette wheel and it ain't after casino. That's all I'm saying. Yeah,
I'm doing all this here. You know, Hey, mama, I
know you like playing slot, but you know daddy know

(27:01):
where to slot at. Oh my god, they're they're separated.
So obviously is the dad hoping to get back together
or is he? I have no idea. Okay, interesting, all right?
Last one Steve Schandra in Jacksonville, Hundre Vaul. My husband

(27:21):
and I did the best we could with blending our family.
But his son and my son don't see eye to
eye on a lot of things, and they're constantly getting
into fist fights. They are fourteen and fifteen years old,
so they tend to tear things up when they fight.
My son wants to live with his dad. Should I
let him go? Well, your son has been taking the

(27:46):
brunt of the ass whoop. And you know this because
boys always have to figure out the alpha male. And
since they from different households and you tried blending them,
they battling for the alpha male role. Oh and now
your son want to go lel with his daddy. Cousin.

(28:08):
That man's son kicking your boy ass pretty good, and
he just tied intensity of okay, and you probably might
have to let him go leel with his dad, you
know that would be good for him anyway. All right,
all right, cello, thank you, thank you, thank you. Coming
out at the top of the hour. Coming up at

(28:30):
the top of the hour, we'll talk to the King,
to the Earl of Odingham about the King Entertainment news
right after this you're listening to all right, so we
all know that the Queen of England has been laid
to rest, and so now our very own Earl of

(28:53):
Odingham is here to talk about what's going on. Oh
my god, thank you for having right. Hey, yeah, hey,
all hell to the Queen. Oh my god, morning show.
I come to you with a heavy heeart yea terribly

(29:16):
low part in the monarchy history of England and the
entire UK suffering, God rest her soul the Queen. Now
that we've got the formalities out of the way, here's
what I really called. Okay, I'm gonna need your black
listeners in the United States to send some support to me.

(29:40):
This same was happening now. Well years I was the
only black in the palace, and no one knew accept
the queen, wonderful woman. She never opened her mouth. She
was trying to make restitution for the things that the
palace has done over the years. M So she allowed

(30:01):
me to stay there. But I was the only one
I knew. It was a token possession, butter than what
I was. I was nothing. So she made me an
hell of aartingham and I just couldn't tell anyone. Oh
my god. Now she's gone and the king is hell
did who does like? No, I'm there? Oh he doesn't. Well, okay,

(30:25):
he's just moving in. Oh my god, who is this mine?
I do believe eating mad? Do you? Let's I've got
to get out of you. I don't mind calling a
woman queen, but I will never haul a man a king.
You'll not be the king over me, but he is though.

(30:48):
The only king I recognizing Gareth credit too is Jesus.
Amen amen. Yeah, I'm gone to a black church one time,
and once I heard the song I know King Jesus went, oh,
well that's perfect, eld you have to be careful now,
because the king has fired a lot of people. Everybody

(31:12):
shall The man has gone absolutely mad. Do you know
what he's doing over here? Here's people earning his shoelaces. Yes, yes,
they're pressing pajamas. He's start yes, And oh god, the
woman he brought with him, consort, Oh god to you?

(31:37):
Does she mean to you? Earl? I haven't spoken with
I just got my first close up. Oh oh, this
is what you left, Princess Diana. What you kidding? Man?
Got to be the worst decision of your life. Well,
you know they live in the in the palace. Now

(31:58):
they live in Buckingham Palace. They've moved. Dan Shelley is
completely shambles now what he doesn't know how to decorate.
She doesn't know how to decorate us, like living in
a pitchty now. Really they're sloppy. He's not Sloppy's just
boughting more old ass furniture already, What the hell brings

(32:19):
in antique antiques? Who does that? Antique? Old ass clocks,
old ass socks. He wears old ass shoes, He's got
old ass classes on, he's got them horrible, old ass
ass scots. I'm just sick of him. Well, you know,

(32:40):
they say he's he's pretty, you know, finnicky and everything,
like for breakfast for instance, finnicky it's like living with
a very large cat. What have you heard? I Well,
like for breakfast for instance, I mean you know we
eat breakfasts over here. We eat like honey or with

(33:01):
toast or jam. He likes six different types of honey
for breakfast, six different types, and homemade bread every single days.
The hell can taste the difference in honey. Honey came
from a bee hive? A are you kidding me? Six

(33:24):
different honeys, same colam thing. What about the homemade bread?
They someone has to get up and make bread everything
every day. I understand that that's wonderful. I've been eating
a broad We have a wonderful baker here makes outstanding bread.
I don't eating bread and honey trying to stay out
of the way. That's how I know the honey all
tastes the same. I've had all six dogs clover raw.

(33:50):
What else? Your shoelaces have to be pressed flat with
an iron, They have to be pressed black. I've seen
all of this. One undertake that I'm are we alone? Yeah? Yeah,
it's just the three of us. That was me. I
pressurized the ink pa and that's a tribute to the king.

(34:10):
So would bust when he used that that was me first, Frank,
I'm just doing stuff to him because I know I
won't be that long when he finds out my black
answers down here. I'm gonna yeah, you're you're definitely want again.
Let me reiterate this. Oh my god, the woman, oh god,

(34:32):
the close up was mortified to me. Now, you know
they hosted. I took one and I realized there's no
way I can stay here. I used to go and
talk to the queen every now and then, but this
one him it's okay. You know. The king they're saying
it's very petty because he invited Harry and his wife
Magan Markle to this international reception where they hosted for

(34:55):
world leaders. They had an invitation Harry and Megan, and
they revoked the prince. The King revoked, I know because
they heard a room that Harry was going too as
all right from now and every week as long as
I last coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.

(35:18):
Remember the Brooklyn pastor who was robbed back in July, Well,
he grabbed a woman in church recently. We'll talk about
that right after this. You're listening to show. Well, we
previously told you about the Brooklyn pastor. His name is
Lamar Whitehead. He was robbed back in July. If you
recalled that during a streamed live service. Well he's back

(35:42):
in the news. Pastor Whitehead, this time for grabbing a
woman in church during a live service. Yet again, he
believed this woman, he says, was a threat to his family.
Take a listen. That's when I took action and I
grabbed the young lady and it scorted her out, and
I got the video, y'all. I got the video that

(36:04):
y'all don't see. Um. I am a gentleman, I am
pro woman. I don't, I don't. I'm not an abusive man,
never been, never will. Um. You know, people that know me,
my father died when I was sick, got killed when
I was six weeks old. My mom and my grandmother
and my older sister raised me. So you know, I

(36:25):
am UM, very very um pro woman and UM. But
these people were sent into my church to disrupt my church.
And this lady went towards my wife to attack her
and my daughter. And that's when I grabbed her. Yeah.
He went on to say that he did what he

(36:46):
thinks or he thought any dam would do if he Yeah,
I thought that their family wasn't in Harm's wife. I
saw the video. I didn't know. I didn't know any
of this what he was saying. So at first it,
of course the story at surface sounds crazy. Exact listened
to his explanation, it hasty. But was he the one

(37:07):
that they arrest him too? Yes, yeah, he was arrested Steve.
The charges were later dropped, but he was arrested and
they dropped the charges. Well, now there must be some
validity to what he said for them to drop the
charge because they came and arrested him, handcuffed him in everything. Yes,
But I mean, if if he's saying a woman was

(37:27):
trying to attack his wife and his daughter and maybe
a little bitty infant baby, so okay, so yeah, what
was he supposed to do? Yeah? You know, it's like,
you know, I was going to say something different when
I first heard the story, but after listening to his explanation,
I mean, it makes sense of what he's saying. It

(37:47):
is true. There are some other passes out there that
I've noticed who spent a great deal of time using
a lot of people in their sermons to spread their message.
You know what I mean, It's almost like they're using
it for click faith. I heard somebody say, Cloud, you

(38:07):
do look man, if y'all your message is always about
somebody else's mistakes and flaws. What are your sermons at
about yours? Because you know you do have them also, Yeah,
and so it would just seem to me like it
would be better served if you used yourself as an example,
because when you're constantly tearing other people down from the

(38:28):
poor pit, it just it just saddens me the number
of people who are sitting there listening to that, following
him as a Christian. That's all right, all right, coming
up at thirty four minutes after the hour. It's Tuesday,
and that means we'll talk about voting right after this.
You're listening, well, guys, today is Tuesday, and as promised,

(38:54):
we here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show will help
keep you informed about the upcoming midterm elections. The Democrats
majority in Congress is razor thin. Speaker Nancy Pelosi's control
of the House rests on a very slim margin. In
twenty twenty two. All four hundred and thirty five House
seats and thirty five of the one hundred Senate seats

(39:14):
are all on ballot. Additionally, thirty six out of fifty
states will elect governors and Steve it's real important that
the voters of Georgia listen carefully, okay. Republican Georgia Representative
Marjorie Taylor Green called on Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacy Abrams
to get the hell out of Georgia if she doesn't

(39:36):
like the poor living conditions. Green also talked about the
Senate race. She said in Georgia, herschel Walker. We've got
to get herschel Walker elected. That's what she said. We
have to beat Stacy Abrams for the second time, and
she's going to lose. Well, this was at a Trump
rally right before it on Saturday, I believe. Now let

(39:58):
me ask you something, um, herschel is running for the Senate, correct, Yeah,
and is running for governor governor right, he's against he's
against Kemph And that's true. They pitted herschel Walker against Warnock. Warnock.

(40:21):
Let me help you all understand something. I put this
claim to you as I possibly can. Herschel Walker has
no record of community service, he has no record of
public service. He's never been in the FBI like he claimed.
He's never been in the police like he came. He's

(40:43):
never been in special forces like he claimed. He is
a complete liar. They got herschel Walker simply because they
want to pit a black against a black and split
the vote, because they think that black people vote for
other people just because they're black, and if they put
a black person in front of them, you'll be confused

(41:05):
as to the vote. And somehow they got all the
whites in the Republican Party who will vote for Herschel.
So now if you create confusion amongst the people of color,
they'll get some of those votes for Herschel. And then
they got their man in that herschel Walker got about
as much business being the Senator of anything, let alone Georgia,

(41:29):
which has such a huge population of diverse of such
a diverse population, with his small minded ass thinking. See,
then this Republican Party man, they crafty. But they also
know that if they can get Donald Trump elected as
president without no community service, no record of good will,

(41:53):
if they can make him president, then they figured out
the formula we can get any anybody who would do
our bidding, and the things herschel Walker is saying is
utterly ridiculous. Number One, you will not see him in
a debate. Herschel Walker and Rafael Warnock are going to
debate on October fourteen, according to CNN Georgia. Yeah, and

(42:19):
that's after he said he wouldn't do it. Then finally
against the pressure got to him. I don't care how
they prepare him and school him. He gonna fold like
a pup tent in a hurricane. This boy came putting
false sentences together in a row. He'll football player, that's it.

(42:40):
And he's not a great guy. You can ask his wife,
and you can ask a whole lot of people. This
dude right here should not be the Senator. Now listen
to me, Kemp. They defeated Stacy once before. It's not
gonna happen again because we see what this guy Kemp
is about. Y'all go to when we all vote dot

(43:04):
org right now, just go on your phone, go on
your laptop, go and work. Get get one of your
somebody to go online for you and make sure you're registered,
and they will answer all questions about where your precinct
voting is and what the new rules are, because they
are creating rules to create voter suppression when we all

(43:25):
vote dot org. I am telling you herschel Walker is
not gonna be in the Senate because he ain't gonna
do number be another h Clarence Thomas. That's all that's right,
all right, thank you, Steve. Coming up next it is
the prank phone call for it today. Right after this
you're listening to. Coming up at the top of the hour,

(43:49):
right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for
it today, and the subject is no touching in public? Okay,
no touching in public. We'll find out what that's all
about in just a few because right now Steve is
in to I give us today's frank phone call. What
you got, Steve? We eat in the church van running cat. Hello,

(44:14):
I'm trying to reach Dann brother brother Dan Dan. Hello, Hello,
cousin TV there. I'm trying to brother Dare brother Dad.
Oh okay, yeah, this brother Scott from the church from
Belt the Baptist. Hello, brother, Yeah, I call you. I'm
trying to get a little information about the church band.

(44:35):
What's what's your schedule? Uh? Will you drive the church.
And what's what's your schedule? I drive it Wednesday, Fridays
and Sundays. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. Now Sunday, what what
is that schedule? Oh, Sunday. I usually start about eight
o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier, depending on

(44:57):
some of the elderly people that I had to go
pick up and bring to the church. Make sure they
get there okay, and get situated and make sure they're
on time for the service and whatnot. Okay, and then
you take them back home after services over. Yes, I
try to get all of them back home, unless they
got family members or something that come up there and
meet them up there and want to take them to

(45:18):
Genna or something afterwards. But I usually get everybody back
home okay. Okay. Now, this class Sunday, which is part
of the reason why I'm calling me. They saying that
some of the church uh members that was on the
vand this Sunday, Uh they are complaining saying that um

(45:40):
that the church van was smelling like weed when they
got on there. Excuse me, they say the church van
was smelling like weed when they got on there, and
you are the person that was driving them. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no no, not not the van that I'm driving. I'm
I don't no, I don't smoke weed, and no van

(46:03):
do you smoke weed? I don't smoke weed. I mean
not Carly. I mean I have before, but I don't
smoke weed now and I wouldn't smoke weed before. Picking
some people love to go to know now where you
carry it from? Who told you this? Well? All I
knew is what what? What's coming down the pipeline is?
They saying that a couple of them members came complaining

(46:28):
this just happened last week about this pipeline. I want
to know who the pipeline is because just last week
they came at me talking about that I was using
the van to go places that I wanted to go
to on my personal time. Now I don't do that.
I don't do stuff like that. And now I hadn't
had a path, I don't had a history, but I
don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't smoke No
church fan, So are you seriously talking? What? What? What? What?

(46:51):
We're trying to We're trying to get to the bottom
of it and see what's going on with you elderly
person said, do you know which one? I don't? They
love me every Sunday. Then people tell me they loved me.
They say I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen
they've ever met in their life. And so I really
find it hard to believe that you you you getting
these type of complaints about me. What I'm saying like, oh,

(47:15):
we I don't know what that means or nothing like that. Look, brothers,
I don't know you too well, and I know you
don't know leave. But I've been driving this van as
as a point to try to change my life and
where I come from. So this was was something that
I wanted to volunteer even though I'm getting paid to
give my time to do this for the church. And
now this is like the second instance where y'all and

(47:36):
came at me on some stuff about like I'm trying
to do something with this van. Now, why I would
I disrespect the church van by smoking weed in it
and then letting the weeds stay in there so other
people could sell it. Okay, so let me tell you
what we're gonna do. We're gonna go out here to
the church. Then to say we're gonna go out here
to day and open it up. Like if we see
any seeds or anything around the driver's seat, then then

(48:00):
then we're gonna We're gonna, definitely, uh point, gonna open
the van up. Man. I was raising that church. Man,
My mama go to that church, my grandma. See you
go to that church. See the reason we even all
left that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up
they ain't by driving around in the band full of
elderly people smoking some weed blood. I don't know how

(48:21):
to shut the band smell like weed, man, Now I don't.
I don't got the answer to these questions. I'm just
trying to tell you that it wasn't me. Did you
ask some weed in your part? I can't admitted with
your smelling, I ain't had no weed on me. Stop
trying to say like I had weed on me and
you ain't gonna get me nothing that I ain't had
no and we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now,
you ain't gonna mess up my name or my family's

(48:41):
name in this church and disrespect us like this. Now,
we've been helping this church for years and I'm trying
to tell you that I ain't riding around and no
vans smoking no weed with no elderly people. Did you
ask any of the elderly people if they had any
weed on them? Uh? No, we did No, No, I
didn't think about it. El the people having a week,

(49:01):
So you just assume it's me what one of them
got got coma or something? What? What? What? You know? What?
You know? Who? I think? What? Did you know? Who
I think the weed belonged to? Oh? Oh, I think
I think the weed belonged the nephew Timmy from the
Steve Harvey Show. What man, Damn, you just got a

(49:27):
PreK Oh my god, you just got preak to put
his his name. His name is brother, uh brother Lawrence,
Lawrence ro Lawrence. Oh my, Larry called Larry, but law

(49:48):
Larry Larry in trouble with me? Him with Van Man.
I got one more thing that I got one more
thing to ask you, man, what is the saddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land? Man
Steve Hard Morning Man going no rist Man going on

(50:15):
the chill out the rest of the day. I tried, Man,
I know I ain't gonna smoke no weed. Well that
it is y'all weed in the church. Van Okay, now listen,
don't forget watch or Ready for Love, Ready to Love
chat and he'll be back to do his dates. Now,

(50:35):
let's get back to this vote, because this thing is
getting serious. When we all vote, dot org is the
web site for us, everybody should go to make sure
you are registered and you are in compliance. After this
last presidential election that they claim we stole, what they're

(50:57):
setting themselves. It's too their version of stealing. See, so
now they are doing every voter suppression thing they can
to keep us from. And I'm telling y'all they moving polls,
they're gonna make them lines long, they're trying to change
the way you pre vote, early vote, all of that.

(51:18):
We ain't going for none of that. We are going
to be more than prepared and we are participating in
these mid term elections. You are not going to keep
trying to run the majority with the minority. I don't
give a damn if y'all keep this archaic, slavery ass

(51:38):
electoral system when it comes down to governor and send it.
It's the popular vote that matters, ain't no electoral So
we're going to the polls in November and we are
voting our party because we know you're gonna vote your
party right. And let me say something to all y'all
black Republicans, that's whole than that line down so hard.

(52:02):
This ain't about you, it's about us. When you're gonna
understand that, I don't vote for me, I vote on
the party that cares about us, not the party that
benefits me. I will be fine regardless whatever tax structure
they come up with. I'm gonna be fine either way,

(52:24):
because the common man needs a break, they need a chance,
and that pull yourself up by the bootstraps, that's fine.
But when you didn't took the straps and you don't
give us no boots, what do you want us to do?
Stop tripping trying to fit in and be one of
them when clearly, if you ask them, you are one
of us. Facts when we are voting for us instead

(52:49):
of you. That's my message to y'all. Say what you
want to say about me. I'm cool with it. I
don't care. Coming up next, it is a strawberry letter
for a day, the subject no touching, and public will
get into it right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for Today's

(53:10):
Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
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it could be yours. Buckle hold on tight. It's the

(53:31):
Strawberry Letter I got you, Steve different. What were you going?
What are you going to do? It's okay, short, like
what Steve just saying, Strawberry. That's it. Thank you. No
no touching in public, No touching in public. Here. Stephen Shirley,

(53:54):
I'm a forty six year old married woman and I
am having an affair with my pastor. He's new to
our city, so I was chosen to show him around
and helped him get acclimated. He's a married man with
two children, but his wife and children decided to stay
put until their oldest daughter graduated high school. So he

(54:14):
was new in town and bored out of his mind.
We started hanging out a lot and he let his
guard down with me. I found out he uses profanity,
drinks alcohol, and smoke sweed, when he's around his frat brothers.
He came to our house for dinner a few times
and my husband called him a false prophet. He said

(54:36):
that he's self centered and braggadocius, and my husband was right,
but I did not care because I had already fallen
for him. My husband stopped going to church, and that
was fine with me because I spent a lot of
time with the pastor after church in his office. We
have a very unique bond and the sex is unbelievably good.

(54:57):
But there is one problem with him. He is really
affectionate and sees me as his property. Some things are
reserved for only my husband, like all public displays of affection.
When I'm out with the pastor, he will not keep
his hands off me. He will either walk with his
hand on my shoulder or my waist. He feels my

(55:17):
breast and grabs my behind whenever he wants to. He
caught me off guard and laid a juicy kiss on
my lips and a restaurant. He hates to be told
no and thinks I should let him do whatever he wants.
My husband does not respect anything, does not suspect anything
that's going on, and I want to keep it that way?
Why would a married man carry on this way in public?

(55:39):
How do I keep him happy but stop all his
public displays of affection? What this right here? Listen? First
of all, you need to ask yourself that question. Why
would a married woman carry on this way in public?
I mean, it's not about what he's doing, it's about
what you're all allowing him to do to you married

(56:01):
woman in public. I'm embarrassed for you because you don't
get it. You don't get it at all. You're out
in public with him, you're married, pastor, and you yourself
have a whole husband at the house. How can it
be that the only thing you see wrong with this
whole scenario is PDA public displays of affection? This whole

(56:23):
affair is wrong from start to finish. But no, you
don't mention anything about that. You just want him to
stop disrespecting you in public. I mean, don't you know
he's also disrespecting your husband, your marriage. But you obviously
don't care about any of that because you didn't say
anything about it. What do you want Steve and I
to tell you? Oh yeah, how to keep your side

(56:46):
piece happy? Because that's the question you asked how to
keep him happy? That was your question. It seems like
you're doing a pretty good job. To me. You seem
to be keeping him very happy. This is a metal
right here. Don't bring us into this mess, because when
your husband finds out, if he hasn't already, when the
church finds out, when your pastor boyfriend, his wife finds out,

(57:11):
this is gonna be a mess. Okay, it's already a mess.
And I'm just surprised you can't see that and don't
care about that because the sex is so amazing and
all of that. You got a problem, and it's a
big one, Steve. You know what. I don't even know
you know what. I'm just imagining our listeners in the

(57:31):
car at home at work, listening to this letter. Yeah,
and Shirley said, what do you want us to do?
Are you serious? Care? Are you really kidding me? So
you're a forty six year old married woman and I'm
having an affair with my pastor. Now he's new to

(57:53):
our city, so I was chosen to show him around
to help him get acclimated. Wait a minute, I'm confused.
How do you all vote who takes the new pastor
around the married woman? Because my wife ain't taking nobody
around showing your ass nothing about this. Give a damn

(58:13):
how you find your way? Man? Google Yah, get your
iPhone up and start pressing Uber eats. You can google
where everything. I ain't gonna take you around, show you nothing.
He's a married man with two children, but his wife
and children decided to stay put in. The oldest daughter
graduated high school, so he was new in town and

(58:35):
bored out of his mind. He started hanging out a lot,
and he let his guard down with me. I found
out to use his profanity, drinks alcohol, and smoke weed
when he's around his fraternity brother. I don't want to
suggest what friend Daddy is, but what why are you

(58:56):
looking like that you think it's your friend? Suspicious? Suspicious?
He came out to that house for dinner a few times,
and my husband called him a false prophet. And your

(59:18):
husband was right. And you know why your husband was right,
because men knows men. And now I'm gonna tell you
something you I don't know how you don't think what
I'm about to share with you when we come back
is gonna happen, but it is, and we'll be back.
And I know this letter is stinky. Ain't it all right? Uh?

(59:44):
All right, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. The
subject no touching in public. That's all she's worried about.
It's crazy. We'll be back. It's twenty three minutes after
the hour right after this. You're listening show. All right,
Come on, Steve, let's recap today. Strawberry letter. The subject

(01:00:07):
no touching in public? No touching in public. This woman
is concerned about this because she's a married woman, forty
six year old, having a fair with her pastor. Her
passages came to town. He's new. His family, wife and
kids stayed behind so his daughter can graduate high school,
and she was selected as the person to show the

(01:00:28):
pastor around. So they've been spending a lot of time together.
He's bored out of his line where he ain't bored
no more because y'all started hanging out a lot. He
let his guard down. I found out he smokes weed
when he round his fraternity brothers, used his profanity, and
drinks alcohol. He came to the house for dinner a
few times, and my husband called him a false problem.

(01:00:51):
You know why your husband called him that because he
know men, men are men. See, I don't care if
you the pastor, you the priest, you the temple monk,
you headed the clergy, you the pope. When you get
rid of all of them titles, you know what you
are first a man, and that's some We got some

(01:01:13):
things about manhood that just don't change, some real simple
rules to manhood. And your husband said he a false prophet.
He full up. See he said that he's self senate
and braggadosha. My husband was right, but I didn't care
because I had already fallen from him. So now you
extra trifle, You bring the dude to your house that

(01:01:37):
you're having an affair with on your husband. Your husband
stopped going to church, and that was fine with me
because I spent a lot of time with the pastor
after church in his office. We have a very unique
bond in the sex is unbelievably good. I'm assuming you're
talking about in his office at the church. But there's

(01:02:02):
one problem with him. He's over instruction and sees me
as his property. You are, you are a piece of property.
Some things are reserved for my only for my husband,
like all public displays of affection. Wait a minute. You
got a lot of nerve. You're drawing lines. Now there

(01:02:23):
are certain things that's reserved only for your husband, like
public what about your body? What about your sex? What
about your mouth? What about all that? What about your heart?
So that ain't reserved just for your husband? Man, I'm

(01:02:43):
glad you ain't my wife because you shrifling. You are
a good old trifling ass chick, because not just reserved
for your husband's public displays of affection. Now you can
get anything else you want from me, but we need
to watch all this kitchen touching. I'm gonna shop that
here when I'm out with the pastor. He would not

(01:03:05):
keep his hands off me. He would walk with his
hand on my shoulder, on my waist, He feels my
breast and grabs my behind whenever he wants to, but
you let him. That's what y'all doing up at the
church and all. That's what y'all always do. What's the
matter you? He'd been grabbing your breast. He caught me
off God and laid the juicy kiss on my lips

(01:03:25):
in the restaurant. He hates to be told. No, Okay,
didn't your husband tell you that he's self centered? In braggadoshus.
Now you're telling me he hates to be told. No,
didn't your husband say he was self cented? In braggadosha?
You said you ain't care because you know already failed.
For my husband does not suspect anything that is going on,

(01:03:46):
and I want to keep it that way. Why would
a married man carry on this way in public? Are
you kidding me the same? Why would a married woman
carry on like this? And? What? What? What? What? What? What's?
What's wrong with you? You're so damned stupid and I'm
gonna show you how stupid you are. Let me explain

(01:04:11):
something to you. You don't think after this letter goes
on the air with these specifics that show stupid behind
type and sit in for us to read out live
you forty six and married. He's a pastor from out
of town. Family didn't come with him. He bored out

(01:04:34):
his mind. You was assigned to show him around. You
don't think that other people hearing this letter ain't gonna
add up what two and two is because ain't a
whole lot of churches gotten pastors coming to town and
leaving a wife and kids back home for they don't
graduate college. And assigned you to driving around and you matter.

(01:04:58):
See this is not ain't hard to add up. You married,
he married, you're driving him around, lady, that's stupid. Stupe
you open and somebody called me one time, Steve, you
should stop using stupid when referring to people. Well, what
y'all want to call? What? What? What? What? What word

(01:05:23):
fit hug in this letter? That's better. That's stupid because
I'm trying to figure it out. You said trifling. Okay,
how do I keep him happy? But stop all this
public displays or affection? Well to keep us about being
his property? Yeah, keep writing us. This is almost over.

(01:05:46):
After this as all right, when you we're gonna see
a news story about a passing getting this ass whoop fake,
We're gonna have founding. Post your comments on today's Strubberry
Letters Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out
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six minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the

(01:06:08):
Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Steve, you played a
teacher on TV. Mister high Tower, of course from the
Steve Harvey Show and last week, it was Carlo's daughter
Tasha that participated and addressed like a celebrity day at
her school, and of course she chose her godfather, Steve.

(01:06:31):
We all know that many of our teachers leave a
lasting impression on us, which is why most Americans claim
that they can name every teacher they've ever had. According
to a survey conducted by Kitty Academy, sixty two percent
can name the teachers they had grade by grade. Seventy
six percent say their teachers have had a positive impact

(01:06:54):
on their lives. So come on, Steve, give it a try.
Can you name every teacher you've had or most we
know about? Miss My two favorite teachers was Miss Cleveland
m at my junior high and my favorite elementary teacher
was Miss Vivian Adams. Miss Vivian Adams. Oh first and last. Okay,

(01:07:16):
shout out to them. Why would they because they cared
about me. They told me I was gonna be something.
Really Yeah, Miss Blanding and Miss Portland. Yeah, I really
don't care where they right now. I hope they're healthy
and doing well, but I ain't called a check on them. Uh.

(01:07:37):
Miss Cleveland's kids listen to the show, really and so
they know. They know my relationship with their mother was
special because they've heard me talk about it. They actually
came to one of my shows one time and said,
we've heard you talk about miss Cleveland. I'm her daughter.

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She was the most special. The best teacher I had
in high school was Ray Davis. He was a psychology teacher.
He passed from AIDS. I knew nothing about that back then.
I didn't know what that was. I didn't know about
But that dude right there saved my life. Man. He
really saved my life by coming to my house and

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visiting my mother and father and telling them, your son
is gifted. He's going to be something special. But he
has got to stop running with these guys he's running
with the high school because they're gonna get him sidetracked.
Oh he was absolutely right. Yeah, Ray Davis, psychology teacher,

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Glenville High School. And I'm telling you, I was hanging
with two dudes that went to prison and they were
affecting me. They were outside of the h I happen
to agree with him. I tell you that all the time.
If you keep on this road that you're on, you're
going to be something one day. You're gonna be something

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you wouldn't have known. See there. I wake up every
day now we feel that forward. Hope, hope and half
a soon though, stay focused. Coming up at the top
of the hour, a Facebook listener, Steve wants to know

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how much trouble are they in over a bad kid.
We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to show,
all right, So here we go. Steve Devin on Facebook wrote,
I live in a high rise building on the nineteenth floor.
Yesterday I got on the elevator and there was a
kid already in there. Before the kid got out, he

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started pressing all of the buttons. So I slapped his
hand and said, stop, bad ass. Not my proudest moment,
not my proudest moment, but whatever. Apparently the kid ran
to mommy, and mommy ran to the building manager. Now
I'm being threatened with a review of my lease and
I'm being told that quote assault chargers are being considered.

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I did apologize, and I also suggested they talked to
their kid about not going out of their way to
aggravate people. Still, this thing is happening. Can this be real?
Why did you admit that? Admit what did you hit
the boy, hand, that's how telling y'all about this damn truth. Truth?

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If dad's not a video on that elevator, I didn't
slap his hand. Your boy fell into me a line. Yeah,
you weren't here telling the truth. Oh lord, he busted me. Man, boy,
let me say so on some things to some people's

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kids back. Yeah, I'm telling you right now, I'm not
doing it. And I've had a situation elevator. One time
I was on the elevator. I was famous, and we
were at as tell you where we were at. We
were down at ull. Okay, say, oh, I remember I
was on the elevator when that happened. I remember, And

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you know, I've seen some crazy stuff happened down there
with them kids. I had a couple of incidents, man,
And I'm not with your baby. I just remember you
come a little girl, Yes it came. I was, hey, man,
sitting here, Can I tell it? Yeah, a little girl,

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A little bitty little girl had to be Yeah. I
guess she had come from the pool and she had
a little short sun dress off, and she got on
the elevator and her parents was on the elevator. I'm
on the elevator. One other dude, the little girl pulls

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her dress off over her bottom. It just starts digging
and itching, and I'm looking at her daddy like, yo, man, yo,
you see your little girl and hacked her dress up,
your baby and just scratching on her booty. What what's up? Oh?
Oh oh oh? She shuts a child? What? No, man,

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that ain't cool to let your little girl do that. Man,
that ain't a habit. She needs to start. Man. I'm uncomfortable. Man,
I don't like stuff. Don't get your damn baby. She's
just a child. I don't give a damn what she is. Man,
get your baby. Yeah, nah, I want to. I'm in

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an altercation with the daddy because I want to knock
somebody ass out. Has to get off because I remember
that little girl dress and I looked there at the daddy.
Yeah yeah, and then what do we do called? Did
we just get off the elevator? Yeah? We had to

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get off because the word I can't be here. You
could tell yeah, going to do this? What you do?
And you're a father with daughters. What you're doing? Yeah?
The little girl on this elevated all these people on here.
This all right with you? Man? This ain't cool man,
I'm uncomfortable and then you ain't. Finn say, Steve Harbor

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was in here right right with my daughter and he no, no,
I'm telling you what's wrong. I want to knock his
ass out. Pot fella ass sitting up in here. Man
look like he Finn have a baby his damn self.
But what should Devin do? Definitely getting his lease be
about to get kicked out. Man. First of all, you

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should have never said nothing. You didn't hit the baby. Yeah,
all right. We'll have more of today's trending stories on
the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after the hour.
Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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This story right here, this is a crazy story and
trending weird news. Let's just say that, Okay, if you
ordered a new sex toy, it may be delayed. This
is due to a massive trucks bill in Oklahoma last week.
A portion of the I forty in Oklahoma City was

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shut down for a few hours last week when a
truck crashed and blew its entire load of sex toys
and loom all over the road. You can't make this
stuff up. You cannot, Okay, fortunately no one was hurt.
A local TV traffic reporter who was above the scene
of the crash and a helicopter has gone viral for

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his attempt to give details about the crash. While trying
not to give too many details about what was going on,
he didn't want to say what was strown all over
the highway. When asked by an anchor inside the studio
what was on the road, he paused and said, we're
zooming in. Well, not really, I can't tell. Maybe you
can tell anyway, according to Newsweek. According to Newsweek, medical

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doctors say that vibrators are good for women's health. So
catch it now, right, this is a story that's concerning
for women. Yeah, but you never think about how they
get to the stores. They have to be transported in
trucks and all of that. And so the response, Yeah,

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some people pulling over picking up some gifts. There was
some people pulling over picking up some gifts. Yeah. Coming
up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play
a round of would you rather? Right after this you're
listening to show, it is time now for a round
of would you rather? Steve? Would you rather push on

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a glass pull door knob? Okay. Just would you rather
push when it says pull on a glass door, or
would you rather stub your pinky toe on the door? No, no,
don't push. You're doing all that This baby to right
hit that door. I don't give a damn that baby
to k take no press. I believe, I really believe

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that that pinky toe, yeah, and the other thing that
start would a peek them the two weakest parts of
my body that can't take nothing, pinky toe and the
other peak. Either one of them you got. You can't
no pressure garden with your life. He cold, no kind

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of moving. I cannot jam that toe up into that
wall though. Notice right, all right? So would you would
you rather sleep on the floor without with would you
rather sleep on the floor with a pillow and blanket,
or would you rather sleep on a bed without a
pillow or blanket? Hm? Uh, So you're on the floor

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with a pillow and blanket that blanket. Yeah, So you're
gonna get on the floor, so you'll be on the floor. Yeah,
I gotta get some carpet or something. I'm gonna gonna
get out there in that floor. I'm gonna tell you
right now, you get up in that bed ain't got
no blanket or pillow. What are you doing? Hell? Are
you fitting? You can't get comfortable without a pillow or blanket? Yeah,

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and if you fall asleep, you're gonna free to death
and wake up anyway. Yeah, you can never make it
without a blanket. I get on that floor, I just
keep turning. You know you're gonna get half of your
body gonna start hurting it flip over, dude, the other half,
and you know, lay on your back a little bit,
you know, So you choose the floor with them in

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the floe dog, okay, with the pillow in the blanket. Yeah,
I'll tell you what you do, John, Go lay across
your bed. Uh huh with no pillow, just on top
of the cover. Yeah, yeah, you lay that. But don't
let it get cold though, Right, I have to have cover.
I have to have Plus I sleep naked, so ain't

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no weight in here? Why? Man? What all? Right? Moving
on to would you rather never lose your phone again
or never? Or never lose your keys again? Oh? I

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lose both all of do you? Yeah? I'd rather never.
I can't lose my phone key, somebody always at my house.
I'm getting okay, I'm very rarely come Hi, ain't nobody? Yeah,
if I don't stay out at night? Nowhere, so somebody here?
All right? Coming up? That's today's round of would you rather?

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Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour. It
is our last break of the day. We'll have some
closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right
after this. You're listening, all right, guys, before we get
out of here and get to Steve's closing remarks. Um,
this is our last break of the day. We did
want to tell the people in Puerto Rico and the

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Dominican Republic that we're praying for our neighbors there. Um
As Storm Fiona hits the islands and it has left
the entire island of Puerto Rico without power and causing
landslides and life threatening flooding. President Biden has approved a
national emergency declaration and FEMA has announced emergency aid for

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Puerto Rico. Again, we are praying, I mean, this is
happening again. Long ago it was about another horrible story, right,
it was that Hugo hurricane. Yeah. At least this time
we have a president that cares about yeah, yeah, yes,

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And we are praying and as Steve earlier, we talked
about vote voting, how important this mid term election is,
and this is National voter registration week. By the way,
I can't even this election here, folks, this election here.
If you think the Biden Trump election was important, you

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have no idea how important this thing is. Because listen, man,
I don't care who the president is. If he don't
have the votes in the Senate and the House, it
nothing happens. And the Republicans are brilliant at making their
constituency understand that. Well, we've got to get the same

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brilliance about ourselves and get our constituents to understand it.
The mere terms are critical, these elections for judges and
all of these other positions, especially Senate and governor. Look, man,
these are the people are going to determine what the

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laws judges we messed around. Trump got in and put
in Cavanaugh and whoever else he wanted, and now Roe
versus Raid has been overturned. And now this is what's
amazing about the Republican party. Less government control, less government control,

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but every time they get a chance to change a
law with their judges, they do it. And what bigger
form of control can you exhibit or execute than to
control or woman with what she does with her body.
I don't see a bigger form of control. So you're

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taking the choice away from a woman like she has
no vote, no say so in the matter. Man, y'all
kill me with this. Man, I just don't understand how
we or here's a deal. The Republican Party and the
Conservatives are in the minority in this country, and they
want to control the majority because they think as a

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minority they know better for the majority. But it's all
smoking mirrors, man, for the real thing that's happening. They
really only care about their money, they power in their position.
They don't care about the people. They use the people
to maintain their power, position and money, and you become

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a pawn in it. Donald Trump don't care nothing about
his constituency all but they'll roll and die for him.
But you ask yourself, what has he done for you?
What did he actually do for you? He promised all
the coal miners in West Virginia that he's bringing back
cold jobs, not off one. Lied from the beginning, told

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them what you wanted to hear, not one. You can't
bring cold back and try to have clean energy. Now,
let me get to Georgia. There are a lot of
elections around him. Look, we gotta be concerned, man, these
people are blatant. This Marjorie Taylor Greenwalm And who's out

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here talking about Stacey Abrams is she don't like the
poor conditions get out of Georgia. That sounds a lot
like why don't y'all go back to Africa to me?
Because they keep shaping the way they're saying it, but
they saying the same thing. You have a party that
thinks that this is not our country, and they do

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everything and we ain't in much better shape. This thought
is prevalent throughout the government and throughout neighborhood school systems
and everything. I just don't feel welcome here, man. But
you know you want us to be patient. I'm tired,
a weak and and and we're tired. Are you telling

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us to be patient while all you do is reroute
the laws and reward them to keep the same behavior.
You know, it don't make no sense. Too much violence
against black people are being perpetrated and nothing think being
done about it. It's just it's just a lot, man.
And y'all, look, we got to change the selection. We

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are going to register, go to When We All Vote
dot org and check your status. Check the new requirements
for voting early take check the new rights for voting
vote absentee voting. Check out your zoning where your polls
would be. They have changed everything. They've moved the gold

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post to make it so they can win. We have
got to stop this. Stacy Abrams will be the next
governor of the state of Georgia, and Warnock will hold
his Senate position because you are not going to trick
us with herschel Walker. And if he go to the

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debate in Savannah, Georgia on October thirteenth, you'll you'll find
out then. But I don't think he gonna show up.
They can't get him ready. By hey. That's it, y'all.
Y'all have a great day. Talk to God. He'd love
to hear from you. Seeing you tomorrow. For all Steve

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