Things That Ain't None Of Your Business, Resolutions, All I Said Was..., and MORE! - 12.30.24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
don't know y'all at all at all.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
So.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Don't given them the bush?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah listening to.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
To I don't joy? Yeah, Joy?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
You know you.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Love you.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
Gotta turn.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
To turn them out. Turn you probably got to.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Turn the mouth, turn out the water the monica.

Speaker 7 (01:49):
Look.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Come come on, you think, uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice. Come on,
dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. You know, I think I ought to explain
something to y'all. You know, when I wake up in
the morning and I say, dig me now, what I'm
asking you to do is it's old school, you know, man,
And you know you said old people say I dig

(02:25):
you know, da da da, never stop saying that. I'm sorry,
but dig me now. It's just I want you to
I want you to really feel me. I want you
to understand what I'm saying, because really, this morning inspiration
is all given in the spirit of sharing and love.
It ain't about to expose me in any way. That's
not the purpose of it. But I found that in

(02:48):
my morning inspiration that is best that I use some
things about myself, because I mean, what better example can
I use?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Because I know me, I know what's happened to me.

Speaker 8 (02:57):
I know exactly how I felt all along the way
concerning almost everything, every aspect of my life. I now
fully do really understand why God had my life spend
the way it spun. And here's the part that I
want to give to you this morning, that first of all,
whatever position you find yourself in today, we kind of

(03:19):
come to one realization that we got ourselves there. We
put ourselves there by a series of thoughts and actions.
Thoughts turn into things. That's very important to know. So
let's look at both sides of it. For people who
think negative thoughts, it turns into negative things, and the

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direct opposite is true. For those who think positive thoughts,
it turns into positive things. That's the deal. It's as
simple as that, folks. I cannot break it down any cleaner,
I cannot make it any clearer. Thoughts become things. So

(04:06):
the one glaring question for all of us always is
on a daily basis, what are you thinking? What are
your thoughts? What are you thinking? What are your thoughts?
Because I can assure you and it is not by
a promise of mine. This is not a theory that

(04:27):
Steve Harveyden came up with. This is a fact of life.
This is biblical, this is spiritual, This is written, this
is philosophical.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
This is the law of the universe.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
However, you need to drink this medicine to take to
get it down and feel what I'm saying to you.
This is just the way it is now. And here
the cold part, folks. It don't matter if you believe
me or not. It does not matter if you have
never been explained this or not. And it does not

(05:02):
matter if you think it works in your life or not.
It don't matter. Listen to me. It is the way
it is. It is a scriptural, it is a spiritual,
it is philosophical.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's just whatever is the law of the universe. You
call whatever you want call.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
However, you got to dress this thing up to put
it in the phase that you can feel me.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I want you to feel me now, because this is
all it is.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
So when I say that you are where we are
today because we thought ourselves here, are you best to
believe that's true? You thought yourself here, no one else see.
Let me explain something. I got people around me who
so badly want to take credit for it, but I
don't allow it. But because I keep pointing to the heavens,

(05:53):
I keep pointing and trying to say it out loud
as many times as I can without being so offensive,
that my life is by design, by grace and mercy,
by blessings from God. My life is because God has
seen it to be so. Oh, but I got plenty
of people around me want credit for it and want

(06:16):
you to not give credit to God and give it
to them. I got that. I got that, But I
understand that. See, I understand what that is. That's a
person whose design is to get the credit.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
But it's okay. It's so clear to me what my
father was saying to me. Man, I get it.

Speaker 8 (06:34):
As I get older and older, he always said to me, son,
everybody come with you can't.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Go with you.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
See, you know, I don't know how people say it
in church. You know sometime they go, well, people come
into your life for seasons, and I guess that's same thing.
You know they seizing up, They gone, well, you know,
and then but then hi, the way they try to
hold you though, or you're gonna forget where you come from.
You ain't gonna keep it real no more. I don't

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want to go back where I come from. I don't
want to keep it that real no more. It was
real enough for me living in a car. I had
enough of that real. I don't wanna keep it real now.
I don't keep it real. I wanna go keep it dreamy.
I want to go keep it fantasized. I want, I wanna.
I want to keep it out of this world. I
want to keep it off the chain. I want to

(07:23):
keep it moving. I want to keep it ball, and
I want to see what that's like. So Nah, I
ain't gonna forget where I come from, but you ain't
gonna hold me to that though See, thoughts become things
all day long? Where's your vision board? Where are the
things that you want written down? What do you think

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about the most? How grateful are you for what all
God has done for you? Where you at with that?
See here hear another law? If thoughts become things, Let
me ask you this. If all you thinking about is
your debt, if all you're thinking about is what you

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ain't got, if all you thinking.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
About or is all woe is me? If all you
thinking about is every time I turn around.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
I'm sick if all you thinking about it's the things
in life that you're lacking. If that's all you thinking about,
and if thoughts become things, how much debt you think
you're gonna stay in?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
How much?

Speaker 8 (08:30):
How much how much lacking you think you're finna fill
your life with? How much most stuff you fin to
not have because you keep thinking about it all the time.
When you're gonna be grateful, when you're gonna say thank you,
when it's gonna come out your mouth, Man, that I

(08:51):
may not be where I want to be, but I
show am grateful for what you've given me so far,
for the things I have today because I don't have
to have these things.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
You know what that does?

Speaker 8 (09:02):
That then opens up room for more stuff to come
your way. To be grateful fall, But if you're gonna
be ungrateful, ah, man, let me ask you something. I
ain't God, I don't claim to be, But let me
ask you something, man. If you ungrateful for the things
we got, If we can't show no gratitude for what
we have, why would God give us some most stuff

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to be ungrateful for?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
What would he do that for? Tada? Anybody feel me?
Right now.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
So when I say come on, y'all, dig me, now,
do you understand why I say dig me?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Because I want you to feel me.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
I want you to understand and come to the understanding,
not saying you ain't. Because there's so many people got
a deeper understanding than me about this whole thing. I
promise you they do, but they listen to me. I'm
just trying to get you to walk up in this light, man,
so you can go on with your life and quit
tripping yourself out with your thoughts because thoughts become things,
all right.

Speaker 9 (09:55):
All day you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come. The Steve Harvey
Morning Show is here. Gratitude is the leading force behind
everything we do at the start of the day. And
I don't y'all, I don't want y'all to miss out
on this blessing or being grateful to start your day.

(10:21):
You might as well talk to him, but start by thinking.
Then you can go down your list to what you want.
But started like that. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica or that legend
nephew Tommy and Junior. Junior, kill space, what's on your mind?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
You know?

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (10:41):
I was really wanting to notice on because I got
to fill out some paperwork and I won't to know
if I can put your name on it, you know,
like if I wait a minute, you don't even.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Know what it's for yet.

Speaker 8 (10:52):
I don't need am I gonna put them more damn papers?
This is this starting to sound like would you rather?

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (11:03):
No, you can't, Okay, So I gotta have like somebody
to sit in there in the hospital with me, and
they want to know you so you can get authorized
come in, and I wonder if I put your name
down you.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Just come here?

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Hell no, hell no? What not going to sit with
you at no crisis. I ain't even like talking to
you on the phone. I don't like your little voice,
all feeble and tremling, hurt.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I said, Junior, what's up? And then you can hear
breathing in me.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
You're good?

Speaker 5 (11:48):
I said?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
How you holding? I'm all right? Show it sound like.

Speaker 11 (11:58):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Man.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Damn there crying and stuff. I don't, man, don't put
my name on the damn I'm I'm gonna be of
no help.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
To you. I don't. I don't want to sit there.
I ain't. I ain't good with sick ass people at all.

Speaker 9 (12:21):
At least he's honest about it.

Speaker 12 (12:23):
I know he really honest.

Speaker 10 (12:25):
Like you wouldn't like you ain't gonna help me to
the bathroom, and none of that.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
What if you met him? Put a bathroom.

Speaker 9 (12:35):
That's out the dog.

Speaker 8 (12:37):
You gotta pull some little sheets up around you and
to pile them up on your lap. Go have your business,
you do anything. You put a pile of them right
in your crime. Just pile him up, make a little
volcano with your sheet. They just will wet it up.
I'm not here, you do it.

Speaker 9 (12:59):
I had an accident.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Sorry, nurses, Oh myde are having breakfast?

Speaker 9 (13:05):
Awful?

Speaker 12 (13:08):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I just want to hit a bathroom. You can't.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
You can't go to the bathroom. Or you and you
can't quit breathing.

Speaker 12 (13:18):
Both of you're out.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
Steve, you're out.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Ain't no mouth to mouth.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's COVID, all right, Uh, junior, I hope you got
your answer.

Speaker 9 (13:32):
Stay healthy.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we're
going to start to show up with some church complaints
from pastor Motown and Deacon Depth Jam.

Speaker 9 (13:41):
Right after this you're.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
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(14:04):
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Time to have some fun with Reverend Motown and Deacon

(14:26):
Depth Jam. They're here with today's church complaints.

Speaker 8 (14:29):
Outain a more Lord, Yeah, gracious God.

Speaker 9 (14:37):
Here, thank your time.

Speaker 8 (14:40):
We we here again. That's right Own, this blessed Monday.
Let's eagle to find out what in the world in
rolla unb had a more complaining congregation?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
This this he in hell, that this hen hell.

Speaker 13 (15:15):
Everybody understands exactly what he said.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
For if you know not, that's cause you don't want not.
He's putting it together.

Speaker 13 (15:27):
Put it all together, all right, Patson let's get going here.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
We got an issue.

Speaker 13 (15:35):
Brother Kirby Benson, better known as KB, accidentally took four
Viagar pills thinking they was his daily vitamins. Could you
please tell Sister Greta Wagner and Sister Florinda Prescott to
quit jumping on the man every time they see him.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Or jumping on him?

Speaker 13 (15:58):
Well, well, well where you think, pat No, I mean
that church church? Is it in the parking lot? What
do we they have jumped on him in the parking lot.
They are ran and jumped on him at the supermarket
every time they see Brotherby.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
We have nothing to do with that. Once you leave
outside these door.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
Well if I agaho, well we'll see what we ain't
gonna do his bring Tyler your bit is church complaint?
This ain't parking lot or supermarket complaint.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Now we're not addressing all that up. So moving right along.

Speaker 13 (16:43):
Ah Mervin's funeral home Carr As you know, brother O
Cyrus Daniels, we put him to rest this past Saturday,
uh pastor after the funeral, the Hurts was the Hurts
was supposed to take him to his uh his hometown
which is three hours away, but they had two flat ties.

(17:05):
They are asking if you can come uh on eighty
five South and pick brother Osiris up and get him
to his hometown. They've already taken him out the casket,
but they stranded.

Speaker 8 (17:16):
That won't be necessary. I was informed of this because
I was one of the few people that still have
a c B.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Said.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I heard that the.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
Funeral convoy had been delayed because of the flat tide,
and I'm aware that they took his body out of
the hearst. Also, now do you want the rest of
the store?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, got it, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (17:45):
Well, when they took the little body out the hurst
down their body creek.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
We was. I went over there and we we buried
him right there.

Speaker 13 (17:53):
Body creek. It's a hometown that that's what the do
you think he know that? But the man wanted to
be at rest in his hometown. That's what it was
supposed to be. He probably three hours away from from
the Tructors, where he is originally from.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Well, what we're gonna do is we're gonna take the
empty box.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
We're gonna take a box and get brother Ferguson to
put it in the back of his pickup.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
He got that new Dodge round he gonna drive it.

Speaker 8 (18:26):
Three hours and have the bury Ordell. But he's done
there by the rivers because he used to always hear
him say, down by the river side out there the
will that good places in.

Speaker 13 (18:51):
We are a situation we think we want you to
speak on Deacon Karter just having a uh bass spot
in the back of his head fundraiser. Yeah, he's having
a fundraiser party, a ball spot in the back of
the head fundraiser party, and none of the members have

(19:13):
stepped in to even think about coming and helping it.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
Uh, it ain't no problem. We don't need that much
of her. Think of seventy nine dollars is all we need,
because we're gonna go to salaries and buy a pair
of balls and clippers with the seventy nine and we're
gonna run that ball spot in the back of his head.

Speaker 9 (19:31):
Clean up to the front.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
We we're gonna in this hill. Yeah, no way, We're
gonna ball him out that way. You won't have to
remember about the boss spot you balla. Yeah, there won't
be no need for no more fundraising for him. We've
already solved that. There, go ahead, Deacon.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
All right, I'm over the lounge.

Speaker 13 (19:57):
We have a special guest that's coming this Sunday, brother
Kyle Jefferson, who is a blind, uh blind and this
and one arm passed, but he's gonna be playing the
harm moonic of eleven o'clock service. The members are asking
that you talk to him, and he's adamant about singing
his eyes on the Sparrow.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
We just don't think that one's gonna work.

Speaker 13 (20:24):
And now we didn't want to tell the blind man
not to sing, you know, play that song right about
the thighs is on the sparrow.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
So well, I told.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
Him to go ahead and sing his eyes on the sparrow.
I didn't want him to sing precious Lord take my
head because he don't have but one of them, and
he won't be able.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
To play the her mother.

Speaker 12 (20:46):
You better him.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
As shoot? Does he do that? He got he got
quick blowing that her mama. Now you ain't got no song?

Speaker 8 (21:02):
Now man, well he will try to sing this little
light of mind, but he won't to act everything out.
You know how long we can take you with that
one hand like a canda dislute a lot of mine.
I'm gonna let it shouldn't be all day waiting on
this calendar.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Get me it.

Speaker 9 (21:25):
All right, that's our church complaints for today. It's time
to talk about life insurance.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
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(21:55):
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Speaker 9 (21:59):
Two five won fifty four hundred. All right, guys, let's.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Switch gears and start the show with as the CLO,
here we go. Uh, this one, Steve, is from the
movie Oh.

Speaker 9 (22:12):
We Will thank you for telling me that.

Speaker 8 (22:15):
Well, well, well we'll get a fourth one.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Do you have to say all that on the air?

Speaker 9 (22:20):
I have one?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I have one one?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Okay, you want to start all you got a fourth
one there, Steve?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
No, No, I don't want to start with the go ahead.

Speaker 12 (22:29):
All right, come on, clo, you're ready.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
This one's from Maury and Fort Lauderdale. I'm twenty eight
and I moved in with my mom three years ago.
To help her through a financial crisis. She got back
on track. A year ago, she got back on track,
and a year ago she reunited with an old flame
and quickly fell in love with him. Their relationship is progressed,
and she told me they're ready to move in together

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and her house is more suitable, so I'll have to
move out within three months. I've been helping her pay
the more mortgage and other bills, so I haven't been
saving any money.

Speaker 9 (23:03):
I am so hurt by this.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Should I tell her how I feel or just move out?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Well, you should tell her how you feel. But then
you got to get out.

Speaker 8 (23:14):
Oh that's all. You could tell her how you feel?
What is your mama's house? You got to go and
here come this man. Man, you know that's a little trifling,
but you know, you know what your mama doing and all.
But I don't think she really realizes the sacrifice you
made for her.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
So you may have to bring it to her attention.

Speaker 9 (23:36):
Okay, I like that advice, Cela, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Moving on, chick and Montgomery says, my husband is a
long hauler, and when he's gone, I had another life
that he knew nothing about. I like to go out
smoke cigarettes and drink hard alcohol and entertain men.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
What.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'm a waitress and I met and I meet most of.

Speaker 9 (23:56):
My gentlemen there.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I recently found out that my husband is on me,
So now whenever he's home, I started showing him my
other side and I have left to go on dates
while he's home. He doesn't say a word. Does this
mean he doesn't love me anymore? Is there any way
to fix this?

Speaker 14 (24:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
No, I ain't gonna fix for this. He cool with
you going now.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
You found out he was cheating, you stayed. He found
out you cheating, He stayed. You know your marriage been over?
And how old are you? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
What is hard liquor?

Speaker 12 (24:31):
Hard alcohol?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Christian?

Speaker 15 (24:32):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (24:33):
You know anybody that say I've been smoking cigarettes and
drinking hard what?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
What were you?

Speaker 13 (24:39):
What?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Were you homish and entering the hard? It could be
some brown looker. It could be I've been.

Speaker 8 (24:47):
Smoking drinking hard liquor and he entertaining me. And jadamamn,
you just went from the Sunday school teachers to you.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Jess, Damn. He's athetic.

Speaker 9 (25:02):
She had a whole nother life. She said he didn't
know any of that.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
She hang out and hold the walls.

Speaker 10 (25:07):
Huh average, Yeah, yeah, not caverns.

Speaker 12 (25:14):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Bria in Paradise Island, Bahama says she's going to turn
twenty soon and she's in a relationship with a twenty
six year old man. My parents are old fashioned and
told him he's too old to be dating me. They
have forbid me to see him, so I have to
sneak to spend quality time with him. He has asked
me to marry him, and my dad won't allow it.

(25:36):
He says that he loves me enough to wait for
me to turn twenty one, but I'm scared of losing him.
My parents don't understand. He's a really good guy. Other
women are interested in him. So what should I do? Wow,
she's twenty nineteen.

Speaker 8 (25:51):
Actually well, I mean, I mean you're gonna keep saying
it's what you're gonna do. You've already made that decision. Yeah,
I mean, that's what she's doing. She sneaks to see him.
She's claimed that he's a really good guy. He said
he's gonna wait for you know. She say other women
are interested. You know they're in the Bahamas over on

(26:16):
Paradise Island. That ain't a lot. What is the Bahamas,
twenty one miles long.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
I don't know, but I love it there, Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Mean love You know, it's easy to bust it. That's
for damn show. You can't drive, you can't run off.
All you gotta do is keep going in the circle.
Eventually you're gonna cat. You're gonna catch it.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
On the island. Just wait people to come back around.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
And this is that age when kids don't listen. This
is that age. Oh wow, especially if the.

Speaker 14 (26:49):
Parents hours nowhere.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
But yeah, am I preaching to.

Speaker 9 (26:55):
The choir right now?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
All right?

Speaker 12 (26:58):
Jay?

Speaker 14 (26:59):
It is you gotta give up one thing, mister harding cussing,
smoking cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
The other thing sports? No, no, after.

Speaker 14 (27:12):
You gotta give up one thing, cussing, smoking cigars or sports?
Which one you get rid of?

Speaker 6 (27:19):
For good?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
No more for good. He's not gonna handle this question.
Will you see his face. I'm struggling already.

Speaker 9 (27:30):
I thought he would say sports.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I don't know if you can I'm giving up sports?

Speaker 8 (27:36):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, Well can I give up sports?

Speaker 14 (27:40):
You got to give up one one one, y'all.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Love cigarette, got to go and finish, stop cussing.

Speaker 12 (27:49):
You gotta to give up one.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
I'm gonna work through stuff. No, no cussing helps me
work through things.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You know, I'm dressing believer. Okay, girl, I would know
what to do.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
Man, if you told me I couldn't cuss no more,
I'll tell you right now. Man, you beater really threw
me into summer. You better come get these damn cigars
because you show ain't finna get the cussing.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
Okay, man, yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:18):
I'd have to give up cigars and that and that's
a hall.

Speaker 14 (28:21):
Well would you because that you ain't have a cigarette?
Would you be cussing that?

Speaker 8 (28:25):
I lie.

Speaker 9 (28:28):
And dog for sure.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I wouldn't even know what to do without sports.

Speaker 10 (28:32):
Okay, you're smoking cigarets watching the sports, but you can't cuss.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
How that sound?

Speaker 16 (28:40):
What he just fumbled?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
He mixed the dump your fault? What the heck?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Man?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I think I slip.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
My writs washing All right, thank you Phil and Jake
for that final one.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Miss Steve Robin martinshaw Man.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
Marriage is one of the biggest compromises you'll ever make
because it is a continuous compromise. I don't know if
you understand how many times you are going to be
ever so right and just have to apologize for being wrong.

Speaker 10 (29:22):
I can't be right ever, I'm right, okay.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
At the court house union.

Speaker 8 (29:32):
You can be right to yourself as much as you want,
but in the relationship you have to just let it
go sometimes because the room of marriage for a man
is this. You can be happy or you can be right.
That's the choice we face all the time. So who
made that rule off? They were wrong the whole time.

Speaker 13 (29:54):
You're gonna lose it all. See, you're gonna you're gonna
lose your house. You're gonna you're gonna lose your thing.
You care bros.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
While your hair falling out right now, your hairline is
steady heading back because it can't be up by your mouth.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
That's what's wrong.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
Your hairline is trying to get away from the stupid
stuff that's coming out your mouth.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Coming up right after.

Speaker 16 (30:21):
All Right, it's time for something funny, for something fine,
I got something, a list, we all got some Just
let you know right away when it ain't none of
your damn bity.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
You might see it, yeah, but let it go. Let
it go.

Speaker 9 (30:38):
What you keep, you know what you see, but it
ain't your.

Speaker 8 (30:41):
Busy You are going to have to do something thing
now we have because you're not good you don't like
this because you're bush, but I want you to read them.
This is really going on in people's lives. I want
you to read at least two of these, all of you,
and read it like you mean it.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Let's start off with you.

Speaker 9 (31:05):
Here we go, all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Number one, just say none of your bins.

Speaker 14 (31:09):
You see it?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
If you see somebody throwing a large.

Speaker 14 (31:12):
Rug rolled up, okay, and it's got feet hanging out, yeah, that.

Speaker 9 (31:23):
Tell somebody.

Speaker 10 (31:26):
Speak when you walk back, how you doing see, I'll
tell you what.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
I'll tell you what. This is real. When you at
a restaurant, uh huh.

Speaker 10 (31:37):
You see somebody in the back having a problem with
the food, and somebody holl out.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
What the hell?

Speaker 10 (31:43):
I just say, keep eating, don't.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
You come.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Somebody?

Speaker 10 (31:51):
Not Benny, get into it?

Speaker 14 (31:56):
How may you that one?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 13 (31:59):
If you were the restaurant, see a cow pass through
the back and two chicken fly food?

Speaker 9 (32:06):
That really ain't no.

Speaker 8 (32:09):
What you go on, Charley, come on, try read one
of these and big one.

Speaker 9 (32:15):
Just okay.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
If you see your neighbors kids, if they steal a
car or something and it's not yours, that your damn bad.

Speaker 9 (32:29):
Nothing neighbors don't matter. It don't.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
If you see somebody with something on, they know, and
it looked like break your soul, you.

Speaker 12 (32:46):
Damn Okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
If you see someone open the exit door. Okay, you're
at the movies and they let nine people in the theater.

Speaker 12 (33:07):
Oh, come on, movie starting?

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (33:19):
If you hanging out with some white folks at the
park and they hear something and walk through the woods,
let me tell you something that ain't got nothing to
do with you.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
That ain't none of you.

Speaker 12 (33:30):
Go in there now that I.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Don't agree with. Lemon had one.

Speaker 9 (33:35):
Lemon had one, let me have one?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
All right?

Speaker 14 (33:38):
Your homeboy, y'all been boys fiend Okay, tight, y'all tight,
just hang out. All of a sudden you see him
hanging out, hugged up with another dude.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
That none of that. You gotta be careful.

Speaker 9 (33:58):
They don't say anything.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
What about this day?

Speaker 10 (34:02):
If you see someone at the drive through take the
money and put it in his pocket, your dad.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
You astrong. As you get your food, just get your food.

Speaker 9 (34:11):
You gotta call the police. But you don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
You don't drive off from that. You don't know what
he's going through.

Speaker 9 (34:19):
You don't know what thatess at all.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
Man.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
If you in line uh aft amusement, Paul.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
Okay, yeah, and somebody cut the line behind you.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
That ain't your come up here in front of me,
but you cut. You see him cut right there like
that right behind you. That ain't yourn the line.

Speaker 12 (34:48):
That's not right.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
I ain't.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
Let me tell you that.

Speaker 13 (34:53):
If you with your wife U and see your girlfriend
with another man that really ain't your that's not gonna go.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, nothing about that.

Speaker 9 (35:04):
You shouldn't say nothing.

Speaker 14 (35:05):
I'm not gonna say any not a thing.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
A good time.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I heard.

Speaker 9 (35:13):
You're in the grocery store.

Speaker 14 (35:15):
You see somebody go over to the grapes and they
eat about, say, four handfuls of break up a pound,
they eat a complete that's wrong, they eat a pound
break just set that getting great?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
That ain't none of your tail.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Visit that Jordan Jay, Now that's dealing.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 10 (35:39):
How about this Jay? But you have to bank uh huh,
And you have to wonder and the man next to
you have to winder if you see him slide the
know to the tailor, that ain't none of your tail
being give me my twenties.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I an fu and let me go get out to
think about it.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
All right.

Speaker 12 (35:57):
I'm with you.

Speaker 14 (35:59):
You you're the coffee place, right. You see, and you
see somebody get a handful of them sugars, just a handful,
two in each hand, two handfuls the packs, put them
in their pocket.

Speaker 9 (36:16):
They don't bother. I'm diabetic anyway.

Speaker 12 (36:22):
That's too many sugars.

Speaker 9 (36:23):
Not too much.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
If you in the jail, uh huh. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
And you see somebody working out with a train, uh huh.
And the trainer tell him to do fifteen raps and
he walk home and they don't do for six.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (36:42):
I gotta tell.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Honest.

Speaker 14 (36:46):
It ain't got nothing to do.

Speaker 9 (36:47):
With being honest.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Hey.

Speaker 9 (36:50):
This is John Legend. Hi, this is Felicius Shot. Hey,
this is Motown recording artist Camp.

Speaker 13 (36:55):
I'm here.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
What's up? This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys, what was up?

Speaker 9 (36:58):
Good morning? This is Tony Braxton.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
You I already know what timing is, what DC on flight?
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Speaker 2 (37:43):
Time out for would you rather? Would you rather give
up your cell phone for a month? Or would you
rather give up bathing for a month?

Speaker 12 (37:51):
Hello? Bathing or moving?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
I'm finna put together some funky deals. I can't make
no money to get this. I'm gonna go on.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
I'm gonna just carry my laptop. I seen my son
FaceTime on his computer and everything I got Because let
me explain something to you. If you laying in the
bed naked on your stomach and you raise your knee
up by your chest, that dry ice cloud comes out

(38:25):
your crack, eases up over the houp of your booty
and slides along your waist, time roll up over your elbow,
and it come down behind your shoulder. It looks like
dry ice, except it's invisible. But it's not that white
dry ice smoke, and then it comes round your face

(38:46):
and it just lock on your face.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
You can't get it off.

Speaker 12 (38:51):
I'd rather not you know you're going to bathe?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I got to man. It ain't no way in the world.

Speaker 8 (38:58):
Yes, that dog that third day.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
If you got twenty seven more, Yeah, for a whole month.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
Yeah, you might not even have to raise your leg
up after two weeks.

Speaker 12 (39:16):
You just need to stop walking.

Speaker 8 (39:19):
If you walking and flies just buzzing round you, just
following you, just buzz You're looking like pig peeing on
Charlie Brown?

Speaker 6 (39:35):
All right?

Speaker 12 (39:36):
Would you rather never age physically?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Never age physically, or would you rather never age mentally?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
I could stay right here, I'm saying right here, I
got enough to make it on in if I think
like this at one hundred, I'll be cool with it.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
So physical physically, yeah, oh, physically, stay right up. You know?

Speaker 9 (39:55):
Would you rather never on the show?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
You know, you know, you know you pretty good? Look
at morning show when you look.

Speaker 9 (40:01):
At you know, Yes.

Speaker 8 (40:04):
Tommy and Jr. Can still run. I can trot for
sharp distances, were mobile shock for short distances. If I
do an outburst, it's got to be about four five steps.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Shut it down.

Speaker 8 (40:26):
I immediately got to pull up because I have heard
it about to come right after that.

Speaker 9 (40:30):
Don't hurt nothing, don't pull anything.

Speaker 12 (40:35):
And Junior, what about you?

Speaker 9 (40:36):
Would you rather never age physically or mentally?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Mentally?

Speaker 10 (40:40):
I want to be missing so physically it ain't working
for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm in him,
but it ain't the ain't nothing happening in there.

Speaker 9 (40:48):
Tommy quickly physically okay, okay, all right, well thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
That's our round developing physically. Well, he's been there.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Man, you're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. It is
time now to check out Steve's voicemail. If you want
to leave Steve a voicemail, call him eight seven seven
twenty nine. Steve, let's go to the phone, Steve. This
caller is about Africa.

Speaker 17 (41:17):
Good morning Steve and the Morning Show. I was calling
to ask Steve, what part of Africa did you go to?
Because I wanted to travel to Africa this year and
I wanted to see which city country I want to
travel to? Which one do you recommend?

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Steve?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Thank you, I'm dyinga.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
From the Rman.

Speaker 8 (41:35):
Well, I've gone to quite a few, but I highly
recommend that you go to Ghana because you have to
go to the slave castles. You have to go and
see what was done to us to enable us to
get on the ships. It was one of the most emotional,

(41:57):
heart wrenching things I've ever a scene. Wow, And I'm
telling you, man, what they did to us as Africans,
it's unthinkable. And then they had the nerve on top
of the slave castles to build churches and cut holes

(42:17):
in the floor so the Africans that were enslaves are
a thousand slaves in the area that's big enough for
two hundred people. Pack a thousand people in there with
no running water, no bathroom facilities, so they could hear
them saying about Christ. And then they had the nerve
to try to walk me in that church upstairs. I

(42:40):
wouldn't even go in there. This ain't no church, This
ain't no house or worship, This ain't where God at.
I'm not going in here. Who y'all think y'all talking
to the God I know was not in that church?
Oh man, it's called So anyway, long story short, go
to Ghana because it's beautiful. The people in Opera are
wonderful that they have trips out to the castles and

(43:04):
it's just an amazing experience to see where it all
started from. You gotta do that first, and then I
recommend you go to Johannesburg so you can see what
we've become. And then Cape Town, Derby, South Africa is wonderful.
I strongly suggest going to Kenya. Kenya's beautiful. If you
can go to Rwanda, it's the most pristine city you've

(43:27):
ever seen.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
You've never seen a city like Rwanda.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
They ain't a leaf on the ground over there, man.
And then Boswana. You got to see Boswana. You gotta
go to Okevanga Delta. So if I went to a trip,
I would do it two way. I would go to
Ghana and then me personally, I would go to Boswana.
But you gotta want to see the cities that we've built, Johannesburg.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Cape Town.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
Okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
See we have a caller who's just relocated to la
from Virginia.

Speaker 9 (43:59):
She's looking for love.

Speaker 15 (44:01):
The e me Steve Harvey Show. I am a sixty
year old black female. I'm a licensed nurse and I
have four children but never been married. I am looking
for my mate.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
I have just moved back to LA.

Speaker 15 (44:18):
Sold my house in Virginia, moved back to LA. So
I'm starting over, but I'm only attracting forty year old
Can you give me some advice? Men in their sixties
do not realize that I am in my sixties and
there's not much to work. But so can you give
me an advice to find out where can I go

(44:38):
to meet the manager? It's more closer to my age
and we have more in common. Okay, my name is Carol,
and thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Well, Carol.

Speaker 8 (44:46):
First of all, the reason you can't attract me in
your age group is because you look young, because you
took care of yourself and you find The second reason
is you got real sexy boy is Carol, and that's
working for you too, because Julie, I.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Wanted to holler at you right now, right.

Speaker 8 (45:03):
And just his name Junior alone should tell you that
you gang an OBEs member.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
The little chat yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:12):
And so and without even seeing a picture of y'all
can tell you got yourself together and everything like that.
I would go on an older dating site. I would
try online dating and make sure that you have an
age request and you should be looking for a man
fifty and up. And because a fifty old man like

(45:34):
he already it's equivalent me and age harder than women anyway,
So if you get a fifty old man, the ass
might look six years old.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Nobody on this show.

Speaker 9 (45:46):
All right, thank you if you want.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
If you want to leave, Steve a boy smail call
him eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve coming up next.
The nephew is here with today's frank phone call. Right
after this, you're.

Speaker 9 (45:58):
Listening to the Steve Harvey Moore show.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject the.

Speaker 9 (46:07):
Backseat and the barbershop.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
We'll get into that and find out what that's all
about in just a little bit, but right now it
is the nephew and the prank phone call.

Speaker 9 (46:17):
What you got for it's nept today.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
As you're not lie?

Speaker 9 (46:21):
Yeah, you know that always kills me.

Speaker 13 (46:24):
Courch bought me this glove that I may have healing power.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Which way is up?

Speaker 13 (46:32):
Which way is up? I could do any movie that's
the one I want to do with. All right there,
let me let me play three people? Which way is up?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Really?

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Really?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Tom got it?

Speaker 13 (46:42):
Preacher, old man and myself. Which way got it? We'll
pack up? You're listening to me. I could pull it
off if you let me have the baby. Which way
is up? The remake? By all?

Speaker 6 (46:55):
Right?

Speaker 13 (46:56):
This right here, buckle up and get ready, y'all. This
right here is lunchtime date. Lunchtime date, cat Dog. If
you would.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh, speak to Alan.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
It is Alan.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
Who is this Alan?

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Yo?

Speaker 6 (47:11):
This Derek Man. Check us out. Bro. You are Rachel's
Rachel's husband.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Right, yeah, yeah, that's that mean something?

Speaker 6 (47:18):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I work just like
I said this, Derek Man.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
I worked with your wife, Rachel, right you you you're
a supervisor or something. I mean this about work something.
I mean she's doing a good job and everything.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
But no, no, no, everything's straight, man. Ain't nothing wrong
with the job. Everything is cool with the job. This
right here, man is like what I noticed. Man. And
if you know, it just seems like every single day,
you know, while she's on her lunch break, it seems like,
you know, you would call and and and uh and
then blocked off the whole hour of her lunch break.
And actually, you know, just be real, man, I'm just

(47:49):
trying to come correct with you. It just seemed like
you just cut in on all the time that I
have that I had with her.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
What wa whoa whoa whoa whoa hold up? Hold up,
hold up bro wait you what the keep doing at
lunch with my lady?

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Son? Like I said, you know, we just we're just
spending time, you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems
so rude.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
You know that rude?

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Rude you you Okay? First of all, that's my lady. Okay,
I can call her whenever the I feel like calling her.
That's I pay for them. Bam, Jill, I bought that
iPhone five I could get about please all right. Secondly,
you ain't got no business being with a married woman
alone at lunch. This ain't no date. Y'are supposed to
be at work.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
No, we are at work. We call like I said,
we call workers. You know, it just seemed like half
the whole time I'm sitting in front of her, you know,
we're supposed to be having lust together and she's talking
to you the hole.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Okay, what's what's your name?

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Getting names there there there? All right? Derek?

Speaker 5 (48:43):
You work at the same building, now, okay, you you
will work right now?

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Huh yeah, I mean yeah, I mean at the job,
y'all working.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
The same flows. I'm goin to come and see you. You
kings about to jump off way way different for you,
straight up.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Okay, So then let me ask you something, man, What
is a big deal? Understand?

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (48:58):
You act like you don't see her. You have you
don't see her when she get home, you know, So
why is it so important that you waste a whole
hour of blood shun holding her.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
And waste I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that.
Why don't you go out there and get you and
then you ain't got to worry about sitting up in
front of me, Lady, that's my wife. I walked down
the aisle with that. We got kids, we got a house,
We take care of this. He helped me hold it down.
And this you you you ain't you know it's like

(49:28):
you if you don't ever want to come in and
do what they got stuff, always want to come in
and somebody else wife, And why won't you do this?
Take take this advice and see what it works. Have
worked for you, Go to the church, library, grocery store,
whatever the fund your debt, and you get you a chick.

(49:48):
You gag her for a minute, you caught her for
a minute, you romance for me. That's what real men do.
You know what I'm saying, That's what I did. That's
how I got my my Rachel. That's the that's my heart.
You try to get up there in front of lunch
with us every day for the past year. I'll tell
you what, bro, it may not be today, it may

(50:08):
be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna see me me
and you're gonna have none of this phone conversation, just
gonna be a face to face you all.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
I'm man, I ain't trying to come between y'all at all.
All I'm done, Okay, Like I'm saying, I'm not trying
to come between y'all. I'm just saying. It's every day
you call him, man, what do you want?

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Why supposed to talk to every guy day? That's what
a real do. You don't know about that because you
are You ain't no real. All you know about is
trying to holler at some street. You don't know what
it needs to put in work like a real man
do to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything,
the family, the kids and fixing the yards and fences.

(50:50):
And you don't know nothing about that. All you know
about is being a ROACHU wife can't even go to work.
But I like you trying to step in and don't
mean no guys with us. It's okay, Like I promise you,
I won't be there. You're gonna see me, and I'm
gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this
house is gonna go. It may not be the night,
but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now

(51:11):
and then, you're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you,
and I what's your saying? Means I would come see
you by tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (51:20):
Son?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
It mean you Derek. That's your name, right, Derek?

Speaker 6 (51:24):
My name? My name is there?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Yes, you won't always want to people smiley face in
my wife's face. I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I
see it. You can please believe that. Please believe that.
Talk to about a little friend at lunch and like
how help get my up anyway.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
I got you'll know how to Rachel phone. But that's
besides the part.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
My worst farm dog ain't that cool? I don't think
I ain't never heard of no dere before the day.
And what a sudden you calling me talking about you
was at lunch every day with wife.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
And you don't it's a friendly lunch day, just what
it is.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
I realize you how you do friendly? I know about
all that. You ain't fooling me. I know like you
who prey on mary women all the time because they
like you. But that's like I said, it's gonna change
from shoes.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Okay, don here's here's what you don't know. What you
don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up on
the more than me? Tommy tom who Tommy Tommy is
always pushing up on her? Tommy the one you need
to be worried about.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
You have Tommy who? Who's Tommy dog dog song?

Speaker 6 (52:31):
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Speaker 2 (56:20):
Subject the back seat and the Barbershop. Dear Stephen Shirley,
I'm a married woman in my late forties. I have
a boyfriend that's five years younger than I am, and
he's also married. He's a co owner of a barbershop,
and that's where we met. That's where I met him.
We've been seeing each other for a few weeks and

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he's got long work hours, so we have to have
sex whenever and wherever we can. The first time we
were intimate, it was magical. I made an appointment to
get my lock shampooed, and I had no idea it
would be done by a big, handsome man with magical fingers.

Speaker 9 (56:57):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
We were the only two in the barbershop, and he
asked me to remove my turtlenecks so.

Speaker 9 (57:03):
It wouldn't get wet.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
I knew he was flirting because I'd never been asked
to remove my shirt to get my hair washed. I
did it, and I leaned back in the chair with
my ample bosom spilling out of my black lace bra
He told me that he is all man and my
breasts were making it hard for him to work. He
leaned against me while he shampooed my hair, and I

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could feel it pressed up on my arm. It was
at eye level, so as he shampooed my hair, I
did what I had to do. Since then, I've been
going by his shop a few days a week. When
there are other customers inside the barber shop, we go
out to the back seat of his car. We're either
in his barbershop or on the back seat. I would

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love to stretch out and thoroughly enjoy myself, but he's
always got clients to get back to. It's the quickest,
most enjoyable sex I've had.

Speaker 9 (57:59):
In a long time.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I tried to arrange a meetup for us in the
past weekend this past weekend and he said he can't
see me outside of work hours because he's a family man.

Speaker 9 (58:10):
First.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
How can he say this after all the kinky things
he's done to me. I offered to get us a
hotel room, and he said, no, Why is he putting
limits on our affair? Why is he putting limits on
your affair? You haven't figured it out yet.

Speaker 12 (58:28):
You're just the back seat girl.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Okay, he's not trying to have anything more than that
with you. You were too easy the first day in
the barbershop. You were doing too much. Then now you
want to stretch out and get comfortable and what make love. No,
he just wants to do you in the backseat of
his car and get back to his clients. Okay, that's it.

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You want to turn things up and have a full
blown affair or something with this guy, but.

Speaker 9 (58:54):
That's not happening.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
You're just some merry chick he's got on the side.
Stop trying to make this more than what it is.
It's not. He's not gonna get too involved with you
because he's a family man first.

Speaker 12 (59:07):
That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
You don't mean anything to him. You're not important to him.
Isn't this obvious. He's not going out of his way
for you.

Speaker 9 (59:14):
He's not spending any.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Money on you any time really other than the quickies,
and he's not gonna take you anywhere nice.

Speaker 9 (59:20):
Well, where's your husband? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
While all this is going on, I say to you,
get your dignity back. Stop being the back seat girl.
Leave this man alone. He's going to end it anyway
because you're going to become a problem to him. You're
catching feelings you want more than he's willing to give,
and that's not a good look for him, this married
man who puts his family first.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
Steve, it amazes me how people send these letters in
and they just start typing like his natural the subject
is the backseat and the barber shop. Let me walk
you through this unnatural natural letter dive Stephen Shirley. I'm
a married woman in my late forties. Okay, I have

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a boyfriend that's five years younger than I am, and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
He's also married.

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
You don't see how this letter is just and took
so many damn turns. Yes, and you know, just be
typing like okay, this just what's happening. You know, I'm
in my late forties. I got a boyfriend that's five
years younger than me, and he married too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
He's the co.

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
Owner of a barbershop and that's where I met him.
We've been seeing each other for a few weeks now
and he's got long work hours. He owns a barbershop,
he's the co owner. So we have to have sex
whenever and wherever we can?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Right now? What you have to have sex?

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
But you don't though, See, you created this and now
you're telling us something before you'd even told us how
it jumped off. But I'm gonna tell you why. You
having sex whenever and wherever you can. The first time
we were intimate, it was magical. I had an appointment
to get my lock shampooed and I had no idea
would be done by a big, handsome man with magical fingers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
We were the only twin the barber shop. He asked
you to take off.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Your turtleneck so it wouldn't get wet. Now, is he
washing your head or washing your neck?

Speaker 9 (01:01:30):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Then?

Speaker 9 (01:01:31):
No smocks?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
What if we had Washington? Are we neck washing?

Speaker 13 (01:01:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
What we're doing?

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
So?

Speaker 8 (01:01:43):
Now he asked you to take your turtleneck also it
wouldn't get wet, And you knew he was flirting because
you ain't never been ass to take your shirt off,
get your hair, whife.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
I did it and lean back. Well what you want
know now?

Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
You to lean back in the chair with your a
bosom spilling out of my black lace brawl.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Who you just designed?

Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
You just you just described a porno movie.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Wait what that's a porno barbershop is.

Speaker 8 (01:02:18):
A porno movie. The pool hall is a porno movie. Uh,
hair washing is a porno movie. They don't have really
catch your ass titles anything. You got your big bosom
spilling out of your black lace brow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
And then when we come back, I'll tell you what happened.
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Hang on for part two of Steve's response, coming up
at twenty three minutes after the hour of today Strawberry
letter subject.

Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
The back seat and the barbershop. We'll get back into
it right after this.

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Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject the back seat and the barbershop.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Well, he just married lady in her lake.

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
Boy, he's got a boyfriend in five years longer than her.
He married too. He's a co owner of the barber shop.
She went down there to get her locked shampooed, and
she didn't have no idea. It was being done by
a big, handsome man. He's a call owner of the shop.
He get ready to do that, and then he tell
her to take off her turtleneck so it don't get wet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
She knew the dude was flirting.

Speaker 8 (01:03:48):
She took her turtleneck off anyway, lean back into shampoo
boo shampoope, leaned back in the shampoo bowl and her
ample booze was sticking out of her black lace brawl.
She knew he was flirting, so I did it anyway.

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I didn't even tell him. Look, we can do this
without getting my turtleneck where. Let me roll let me
tuck my turtleneck into my blouse. You didn't do that.
You took it off and lean back. Let him have it.
He told me his all man, and his breast was
making it hard for him to work. He leaned against
me while he shampooed my hair, and I could feel

(01:04:31):
it pressed up on my arm. See all this is trouble.
It was at eye level. So as he shampooed my hair,
I did what I had to do. Hold on, hold
what Because it was at eye level? You did what
you had to do. Really, you know how much stuff

(01:04:53):
I had had at eye level that I've had to
avoid in my life, Like what? You know how many
women I meet that's at eye level that your ass
scots to ignore. If you doing stuff just cause it's
at eye level, your answers in trouve tricky is to

(01:05:18):
move it up to your eye level. If you sitting
down at the banquet. All I got to do is
walk by eye level. Since then, I've been going by
his shop a few days a week. When there are
other customers inside the barber shop, we go out to

(01:05:41):
the back seat of his car. We're either in the
barbershop on the back seat. I would love to stretch
out and thoroughly enjoy myself, but he's always got clients
to get back to. It's the quickest, most enjoyable sex
I've had in a long time. I tried to range
a meet up this past week and he said, he
can't see me outside of work hours. What what hold?

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Where are you going with that?

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I can't see you outside of him. I'm a family
man first.

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
How can he say this after all the kinky things
he's done to me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
He done it to you doing work hours.

Speaker 8 (01:06:23):
He's done it to you in the barbershop chair, in
the shampoo bowl, and in the back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Seat of the car.

Speaker 8 (01:06:31):
I offered to give us a hotel room, and he said, no,
Why is he putting limits on our fare?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Because you are in a limited a fail.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
How your start is, how you finished. What you demand
is what you get. What you asked for us, what
we give you're asked for it. At the shampoo bowl,
we gave.

Speaker 9 (01:06:54):
It to you.

Speaker 8 (01:06:56):
You come up there a few times a week. You
ain't gotta wash your locks a few times the week.
I know that you come up there a few times
a week to get washed, not your lots. You come
to get washed and all the Washington is going on
in that backseat of that damn truck or in here
when it ain't no customers quick coming up down three

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four times a week. He don't want no room with you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
No, you ain't room worthy.

Speaker 8 (01:07:29):
Why spend money on the room with all our want
is in the back of that car. As soon as
these people get out of here, we're gonna be at
this facebowt you the fate you the face bowl, barber shop,
back seat hick.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
You don't get no.

Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
You in your late forties, you knew better when you're
starting this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Now you he done told you. I'm a family man. First.

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
Yeah, you just came up in here. This just happened.
Appreciate it. But that's all this is. I don't even
like you like that. You just at work. You this
just man, this just this just popped up out of nowhere.
You're not finna be nothing else, Lady, Quit asking like

(01:08:20):
Shirley said, You're not finna go to dinner, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Not finna.

Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
Take no long walks at the park, y'all. Notna sitting
on a park bench talking things out. He don't care
about what your dreams and visions is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Man, I don't care about you. What did you talk about?
You thinking?

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:08:42):
He just know you kink and you'll do anything cause it's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
At eye level. Whoa high level?

Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
Then I'm glad that ain't my excuse. It's at eye level.
You know how much trouble I be in? Messed with
everything said?

Speaker 9 (01:09:01):
Right right right, right right.

Speaker 8 (01:09:05):
I'm on the zoom right now with all my coworkers
all in that I level. You don't see me sliding
in They dms and stuff. Come on, no, we I
level every boy. You lady lady, go on somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
What you writing?

Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
Yeah, you're sure a husband.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
We appreciate the letter though, because it was entertainment.

Speaker 9 (01:09:29):
Yes it was, Steve.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
Thank you.

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A little bit here here.

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Things people say when you bring up something they did
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Things people say when you bring up something that they
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It's about this hell.

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Things people say when you bring up something that they.

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Did wrong you.

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You come waking at me, waking at me, trying to
make me feel bad.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Your pa.

Speaker 12 (01:17:37):
All right, we have time for one more.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
One more.

Speaker 12 (01:17:40):
That's it.

Speaker 13 (01:17:41):
Let me hear all right, let me hear hey dog, Okay, yeah, okay,
he pregnant from me, but she's married to you. I mean,
but you got to go on on work this eye
though you got you. Come on, dog, come on.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Dog, you need to do right there. You need to
do right thing, man, the right thing. Come on, all.

Speaker 12 (01:18:03):
Right, that's comedy Roulette. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Morning Show coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.
A good one, guys, back at you're supposed to be
a Christian.

Speaker 9 (01:18:15):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
So scienists say it takes about twenty one days or
twenty one days exactly to build a habit. So if
you're planning to make a New Year's resolution and for
next year and stick to it, you should start your
resolution now, That's what the scientists are saying.

Speaker 9 (01:18:36):
Then by the beginning of the new year, you will
already be in the new habit.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
You know, have that new habit, It'll be underway, and
you'll be more likely to keep it. That's why I
guess that's why a lot of people drop off after
they make those resolutions.

Speaker 9 (01:18:49):
They don't keep them because they're not in the habit
of doing it. So start now, according to scientists. So, Steve,
have you thought about your New Year's resolutions? Are you
making it for next year?

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
I stopped doing the musical.

Speaker 9 (01:19:02):
Because you didn't. You didn't stick to him. Is that
why you stopped?

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
No, I just decided whenever I'm gonna do something, I'm
gonna do it now. I don't went to New York
New Year to do nothing. Okay, I gotta get healthy.
I gotta get healthy now. I ain't got no right.

Speaker 9 (01:19:15):
So you're kind of in keeping with what the scientists
are saying.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Then, well, I don't know. He was no scientist.

Speaker 9 (01:19:23):
I know he's not a scientist.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Have trouble spelling it fell scientists though, S C I
E N T I S T.

Speaker 9 (01:19:37):
Yeah, very good.

Speaker 8 (01:19:39):
Don't don't ask me to spell nothing that's got to
do with science.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
You just got the subject.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Yeah, I don't worry about nothing. Symbols and stuff they got.

Speaker 12 (01:19:52):
On the periodic table.

Speaker 8 (01:19:54):
Asked me to see if I remember coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
We'll play around him, would you rather? At thirty three
minutes after the hour, that's right after this, you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
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Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean? And
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time out for.

Speaker 9 (01:20:39):
Would you rather?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Would you rather give up your cell phone for a
month or would you rather give up bathing for a month?

Speaker 13 (01:20:47):
Hello, bathing saving I'm finna put together some funky deals.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
I can't make no money, get this phone, I'm go on.
I'm gonna just carry my laptop.

Speaker 8 (01:20:58):
I see my son FaceTime on his computer and everything I.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Got Because let me explain something to you.

Speaker 8 (01:21:06):
If you laying in the bed naked on your stomach
and you raise your knee up by your chest, that
dry ice cloud comes out your crack, leases up over
the hump of your booty and slides along.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Your waist time roll up over.

Speaker 8 (01:21:28):
Your elbow, and it come down behind your shoulder.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
It looks like dry ice, except it's invisible. But imagine
that white dry ice smoke.

Speaker 8 (01:21:39):
And then it comes around your face and it just
lock on your face.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
You can't get it off. I'd rather not.

Speaker 12 (01:21:48):
You know you're going to bathe.

Speaker 8 (01:21:50):
I gotta you, man, it ain't no way in the
world that that damn that third day. If you got
twenty seven.

Speaker 12 (01:22:01):
Most yeah, for a whole month, Yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Might not even have to raise your leg up after
two weeks.

Speaker 12 (01:22:11):
You just need to stop walking.

Speaker 8 (01:22:14):
If you walking and flies just buzzing round you, just
following you, just you looking like pig peeing on Charlie Brown?

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:22:30):
Would you rather never age physically?

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Never age physically, or would you rather never age mentally?

Speaker 8 (01:22:38):
I could stay right here. I'm fine right here. I
got enough to make it on in if I think
like this at one hundred, I'll be cool with it.

Speaker 9 (01:22:46):
So physical, physically.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Oh, physically, stay right here.

Speaker 9 (01:22:49):
You would rather never on the show?

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
You know, you know, you know we're a pretty good
look at morning show when you look at you know, Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:22:59):
Tommy and Jr. Can still run. I can trot for
short distances.

Speaker 10 (01:23:06):
We were mobile shot.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
For short distances.

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
If I do an outburst, it's got to be about
four five steps.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
I gotta shut it down.

Speaker 8 (01:23:20):
I immediately got to pull up because I have heard
about to come right after that.

Speaker 9 (01:23:24):
I don't hurt nothing, don't pull anything.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
And Junior, what about you? Would you rather never age
physically or mentally?

Speaker 8 (01:23:33):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:23:33):
Mentally, I want to be mentally, but physically it ain't
working for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm into him,
but it ain't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Ain't nothing happening in there, Tommy quickly physically, okay, okay,
all right, well thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:23:48):
That's our round.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Physically, well, he been doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
We'll be back when that last break up the day
and close forty minutes after.

Speaker 9 (01:23:59):
Here's listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show