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February 14, 2025 91 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all all at all,
So don't given them the bush.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah listening to.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
To I want joy?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah? Joy?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
You know you.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Love you? Where you gotta turn.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Okay, you got to turn the mouth turn You probably
got to turn the mouth, turn out, turn a wad
of the monico.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Look, come, come on, you think that?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Uh huh?

Speaker 7 (02:02):
I said, uh huh, I show Will, Good morning everybody.
You are listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

Speaker 8 (02:14):
I feel it's necessary to explain what I say.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
In the morning because somebody asked me, what do you
mean by that when you say that in the morning.
When I say, uh huh, it's in response to David
Hollister opening the song by saying, go ahead, big Daddy,
go ahead, I said, uh huh.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
I show Will.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Then I say good morning everybody, because I was raised
a rage. You're supposed to speak when you come in
the room. I'm coming in y'alls room, whether it's your bedroom,
the room in your house, your car, your office, you know,
wherever you're at. I come in the room, or God speaks.
I say good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice.
And then I got to introduce myself because as a performer,

(02:57):
I always felt my best when I was intest No,
why would you walk out on stage anybody introduce you.
You can't get the a round of applause. It's just
it's horrible. So I say, you are listening to the
voice one and only Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now.
Now that's old school. I got that, but that's I
was once again, dig me now? Is I want you

(03:20):
to feel what I'm about to say. That's all I'm saying.
That's not a bragging thing. You know you are listening
to the voice one and only Steve Harvey. Come on,
dig me now. I'm just asking you to feel what
I'm saying in the morning because it's part of a
promise that I made to God. See a long time ago,
I told God, if he allowed me to make it,

(03:43):
that when I got there, I would tell everybody I
know how I did it, and I wasn't gonna shortcut
it or shade him on it. I said, if you
allow me to make it, if you give me the strength,
the courage, the wisdom you gave me a gift if
you let me apply, don't destroy myself in the process.

(04:03):
Forgive me for my sins along the way, continue to
hold and rock me when I needed. When I make it,
I promise you Lord, when I get there, I will
tell everybody how I made it.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
This started back in LA when I got on the
radio and I was making it okay. I was doing okay,
but I had to keep my promise to God. My
promise was, if you allow me to make it, I'll
tell everybody how I got there. I have to tell
you that every day because if it was not for

(04:41):
that grace and mercy, I wouldn't even be here able
to fulfill my promise, because I've done enough dirt in
my life. Man to not be worthy. He could have
easily walked away from me a long time ago because
I had show walked away from him. See, and I
didn't walk away from him once. I walked away from

(05:02):
him a.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
Bunch of times.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
But guess what he forgave me a bunch of times.
I'm a living example of hundreds of chances. His forgiveness
and his mercy is available for everybody. It's the only
reason I get on this show every day. It's the
only reason I have the blessings that's come in my way.

(05:24):
It's the only way that the things that keep happening
in my life, man, that I have no explanation for,
is because of His grace and mercy. See, anytime something
good happens in my life and I can't explain it,
that's usually him, he exhibits to me. Remember, I'm a

(05:45):
forgiving god.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Man.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Remember, So when you fall, Steve, don't lay down there.
Don't you lay down there.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Don't you let the devil fool you that because you'd
have made some mistakes that you ain't that you can't
do it because everybody gonna make them. It's none perfect, no,
not once. So get up, keep moving, keep pushing, step
on what you're laying there for. Your daddy didn't raise
you that way. Look, man, my father was just about manhood.

(06:13):
I'm gonna just tell you. My daddy never had a
conversation with me about church. He beat me for not going,
but you know a couple of times, but he wasn't
about that wasn't his message. That was my mama's job.
My mama taught me about being saved, about loving the Lord,
about giving your life about the teachings of Jesus Christ.
My mama was a Sunday school teacher, so I got

(06:35):
all of that from her. My old man ain't had
none of that for me. My old man talked to
me about one thing all day long, hard working manhood,
and well, you're gonna get that if you don't get
nothing else from me. He gave that to me, so
I got it. See, so, my father, you say, excuse
my language, but you ain't gonna sit there like no
little punk up in here. You ain't what you're finna
do you finnah, get up and go do what you're

(06:57):
supposed to do.

Speaker 8 (06:58):
Now, stop all that whine and like some little punkin
gonna get the movie. That's how my father talked to me. Now,
I'm just telling you real.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
It worked for me though, And before you start emailing me,
that had nothing to do with homosexuality at all.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
It's just that was his term for a man not
acting like a man. That's all it was.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
It had.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
It was not a gay reference at all. I want
you to understand that before you start emailing me. So
my daddy wasn't calling that was not a sexual reference
for him. My father talked to us. That's what he meant.
I knew exactly what he meant. He couldn't have meitt
nothing else. He ain't even know nothing about that. My
man clueless when it come to that right there. So
when I was getting down and feeling bad about myself,

(07:37):
my old man, he taught me this toughness.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Man.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
He gave me this grit, this doggedness, this go to
work and work hard. That's why today, when God does
bless me with something, he ain't got to worry about
me not working hard because.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
That's in me.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
And when I get tired, I asked that same God
for stript to keep on doing so I can do
the blessings he got for me. So when you ask
me how you gonna do all this, Steve Harvey, I
don't know. I ain't got to figure that out. All
I got to do is show up with the same
amount of faith of being showing up with God handled
the rest of it. See y'all, Hey man, let me

(08:16):
tell you something. I don't see how you do it.
I don't either, Can I get it?

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Hey man? Newsflash, let me hear. I don't see how
you doing all that, Steve? You doing this? You doing that?
Can I tell you something, I don't either.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
I just wake up with the faith man and trusting
that if He gonna bless me with it, he must
be gonna show me a way how to get it done.
See I ain't tripping on that part. See, once you
take yourself out the how to business, you can go
on and get with it. But see, if you're gonna
trip yourself out with the how to, you can't think
like God can think. You can't figure like God can figure.

(08:50):
So now you sit up in here, God Lord, I
want this to happen for me. Then I don't know
how I'm gonna do all that. Well, guess what you
in the way?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Now?

Speaker 8 (08:59):
See you?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Now you and the way?

Speaker 7 (09:00):
Because see God ain't asked you to figure out how to?
He said ask and believe. Then he said faith without
works is dead. That's my solution. That's the concoction that
I'm functioning on. All I got to do is accept
the blessing, keep the faith, be willing to work and
believe God can do anything but fail. Why would God

(09:26):
bring me this far to leave me? Why would he
bring you this far to leave you? So why I
get up every morning? I have no choice? I got
to get up in here to rest. When I'm running late, Man,
I try to plow through here.

Speaker 8 (09:43):
Sometime I don't make it. Man, I got to do
a rerun.

Speaker 7 (09:45):
But I plow through here because man, Steve, you're gonna
run out something to say. No, I'm gonna just keep thinking.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Now.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
You can't run out of that, can you, because you
owe him that. Matter of fact, when I get through talking,
I really ain't thanked him enough.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
You're listening to Steve.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
You know the time has come to give some credit
where credit is due to God Almighty for another day,
another opportunity of another shot at it. Honestly speaking, I've
been going through several things. It's been a little rocky
for me. But I'm still grateful because I mean, this
too shall pass. Whatever it is, it's gonna go now.

(10:25):
I do need for it to hear up and get home.
But I'm hanging in there.

Speaker 8 (10:32):
That's a good way to put it. I do need
it to hear him get on the who lord boy.
Sometimes the test.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
The test be a little long sometimes, y'all, But hanging
there because you have a one track record of surviving
all your tests, so I expect to do the same
with this. With Steve Arvit, Marty Show, Shirley Strawberry, Colin Farrell, Mississippi,
Monica Junior, and the Legend of Nephew Tommy Jr.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Man?

Speaker 9 (10:57):
Well you know what unk is today, which means on
our minds should be on all our mind.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Happy Valentine's Day to the ladies. It is Valentine's Day.
Yea Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Hey, thanks, get.

Speaker 9 (11:07):
Our attitudes together, fellas.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
This is it.

Speaker 9 (11:09):
We are so honored.

Speaker 8 (11:10):
We're honored.

Speaker 9 (11:11):
Later we everything we loved him. We're not getting nothing
back today.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Let's get our attitude.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Happy Valentine's state of you.

Speaker 9 (11:24):
Happy Valentine's Guys, what did they mean to you?

Speaker 8 (11:27):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (11:28):
The pressure is on the guy. It's all on us
to do something, show something, prove something.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
It is what it is.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
Ain't no need to complain about it been that way
since first Valentine's Day.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
So and ladies, let me give you a suggestion.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Don't send your dude no flowers because he he don't
care and he don't No, just save your money. I
thought you I wasn't. If he drank scotch, give him
a bottle scotch, get him up. You can get him
some you know, like a card teacher. You know, no

(12:06):
nobody want no, no, no, no show. Do you know
pack of Domino stuff like that, you know sick. Give
him something something he won't but don't don't don't do
the flowers, lady, because guys are not gonna have the
same reaction this year.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
If you send them to your stuff.

Speaker 9 (12:23):
Y'a Valentine's feels yoke stuff stuff, no.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Stuff, ain't my husband nothing val what what we know that.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
We might use the husbands we are, we is, we
is the husband all us through and they were not
gonna get a d A M thing.

Speaker 11 (13:00):
Happy Valentine's ladies, Happy Valentine Monica, call Shirley, Happy Valentine
a Day.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
I love it. It's just about love. Don't go over
spending or anything like that about it. Yeah, that's what
we spend A couple of roads.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
As in you don't need it, you don't need it?

Speaker 12 (13:24):
Does I mean once you I'm gonna need tolve then yeah,
stove Bault all right, Happy Valentine's Day, guys.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Coming back at thirty two minutes after the hour with
a nephew as he runs that prank back right after this.
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (14:24):
It is kind now for the nephew to run that
prank back what you got for his neft.

Speaker 11 (14:29):
We are gathered here today to discuss the j LA
and the party. You don't know that because that's Richard
Prod back in the day. Don't nobody know that. That's
just you got to know. You got to know, No,
the one and only the King, Richard Pride. And when
you hear that, you know, Lias, y'all. All right, this
right here, this prank right here is called Jessebel's Spirit.

(14:52):
Ladies and gentlemen, Jezebel Spirit. All right, cat dog, if
you would that said little Jezebel's Spirit. A hall let
We're gonna stop right now, bell spirit, let's go.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Alicia. All right, all right,
all right. You may not know my boy, but I'm
sure you probably know me if you saw me.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
But I'm I'm brother Greg at the church.

Speaker 13 (15:18):
Okay, all right, how you doing.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
I'm good, I'm good. I'm sorry to disturb your evening.
I wanted to reach out to you the uh, you know,
the workers at the church. We had a meeting. Uh
A lot of the deacons and the sisters at the
church the have come to uh had a meeting, and
I wanted to give you a call. Not Melanie, Melanie,

(15:46):
that's that's that's your sister, right yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
That's my sister. That's my baby sister.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Okay, all right, well now we got a bit of
a problem, but uh uh they felt that it would
be best for me for me to call you and
discuss it with you and and let you know what
the you know what they have agreed upon. I'm just
basically the messenger, and I'm just calling you to give

(16:11):
you the word of what's going on.

Speaker 13 (16:14):
Okay, brother Greg, right.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, brother Greed Grig agree. You know, uh huh your
wife is in the choir, right, uh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (16:25):
Yeah, okay, okay, I know, I think I know.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yeah, okay, okay, all right. Well, like I said, Sister Alicia,
what the officials of the church are saying is that
they they're saying that they have reason to believe that
your sister has been having an affair with with pastors

(16:48):
and uh, your sister Melanie. They saying she's having and
had an affair with having an affair with pastor. Like
I said, I'm just the messenger.

Speaker 13 (17:03):
Okay, So why are y'all calling me about something Melity doing.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Well, they have to do with me.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Like I said, the officials had a meeting, and what
they're saying is this is nothing but a Jezebel spirit.

Speaker 13 (17:19):
And what they don't wait, wait, wait a minute, now,
you be a rude.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Now come on, and.

Speaker 13 (17:26):
Okay, I'm here you at.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Now you just hear me out. Now.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
They're saying that this is a Jezebel spirit and they
would rather all of the family not be welcome at.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
The church anymore.

Speaker 13 (17:41):
Okay, first of all, where are.

Speaker 14 (17:44):
You delivering a message to me about my sister? If
you have a problem with my sister, seems like you
will be calling my sister.

Speaker 13 (17:52):
Now we shoot step for people. So why are you
calling me about my sister? About a rumor?

Speaker 14 (17:58):
And now you say y'all don't want me in the church.

Speaker 13 (18:01):
Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
For the entire family?

Speaker 5 (18:07):
So if you got some brothers, sisters, auntie, they won't
because they evidently all of the ladies in the Thompson
family hell some type of Jezebel spirit and they don't.

Speaker 13 (18:19):
Want to Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now, you
just just like I said, now, be mindful who you're
speaking to, calling somebody a Jezebel. What you can't do
is call somebody and accuse somebody and then call.

Speaker 14 (18:34):
Them a derogatory word talking about.

Speaker 13 (18:36):
Somebody a Jezebel and a jezebel Now you being ruth sir.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
It's a Jezebel spirit, is what they were saying.

Speaker 13 (18:45):
Okay, that's got to be the most assonine fools that
I have ever heard in my life.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Who done that? Who are you to call me?

Speaker 13 (18:54):
Don't ask me no like that.

Speaker 14 (18:56):
You calling me like some bush but a Jezabel Fell
that's gonna call somebody kids. I'm like, you got a
bad ass kid? Does your mama r a Jezebel?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Still don't wait, wait, wait a minute, I'm just.

Speaker 14 (19:08):
Does your mama does your red lipstick? Where I'm wife
out of Jezebel's speir? Ask you and your ass that's
what's gonna happen. You gonna mess around and get your
ass up and get drugs through the damn pool, ki around.

Speaker 8 (19:21):
With the top.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Well that's of right now. The family can't come to
the church.

Speaker 14 (19:26):
You think we want to be around a church that
got people consus asking me.

Speaker 13 (19:30):
I show, damn do I have a Jezabel Simil?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
But you never answered the question do you have one?

Speaker 13 (19:38):
I might have a d hab spear? Now you know
she was a good in the Bible.

Speaker 14 (19:43):
Now I've been remember this damn church for the last
eight year. I don't pay plenty of time to this
damn church.

Speaker 13 (19:48):
And if attack the problem with me, do tell fact
have a problem with me?

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Alicia? Yeah, uh huh, let me tell you this.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
I'm gonna be before you.

Speaker 14 (20:00):
Say another damn work.

Speaker 13 (20:01):
Next you need to apologize and thinks like you got
some wish.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Okay, can I say this?

Speaker 13 (20:07):
Go ahead?

Speaker 15 (20:08):
Go ahead, I apologize, Okay, I apologize because this is
if youw Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show and
you just got pranked by your sister, Melanie.

Speaker 13 (20:21):
I'm gonna kicks.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Nor was that was you?

Speaker 13 (20:35):
Melanie ass to Dad.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
I don't know who lady is in the choir with
the red lipstick of her one day. I have no
earth for the idea, all right, No Josephel's spirits, none
of that.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
We all right?

Speaker 14 (20:50):
Maybe maybe your rain half like I said, because you
don't even more than one Bible.

Speaker 13 (20:56):
And she did good work for the kingdom, because you
know I work for the kingdom.

Speaker 14 (21:02):
Might have been I've been a long time now. Wait
see you walk.

Speaker 11 (21:08):
Over.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Oh God loved church people. I love church peak.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Hey, let me ask yourself, what is the maddest radio
show with delay?

Speaker 13 (21:18):
This morning show?

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Ooo?

Speaker 8 (21:23):
That was snopy.

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five one fifty four hundred. Coming up at the top
of the Entertainment News, it's Valentine's Day, guys, and the
question is our three women one to three women better
than one? Well, Neo thinks, so we'll talk about that. Also,

(22:13):
Serena Williams explained why she performed at the Super Bowl
halftime show and Cowboy Cotter tour. It is coming to
a city near you. Okay, we'll talk about all of
this that's coming up at the top of the hour,
but right now it is time to ask the colo
with our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.

(22:35):
This one's from KB and Edmund KB Wrights. I did
a telehealth appointment in front of my girlfriend so she
could hear the doctor say that I might have the flu.
It saved me from wasting money on an expense of
Valentine's dinner, but now she doesn't want to be around me.
I might have to spend Valentine's Day and night alone?

(22:55):
Should I admit that I lied?

Speaker 8 (22:58):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's a lot, you know, bro?

Speaker 7 (23:03):
Yeah, you tell a tell a health thing to avoid
an expensive dinner, and now you're tripping because you're gonna
be alone.

Speaker 8 (23:14):
She don't want to be around you. All this is
on you. It's your fault. You want us to tell you?
Should I tell her? You lie? Well? Brother, you setting
yourself over for the next time when you have to lie.
See that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
See when you.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
Tell these stupid lies categories. Yeah, the lies are necessary,
but you know when.

Speaker 8 (23:42):
You just tell me what hurt you want us to do?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
You know, so you can't be you can't go with Uh,
how did you think that was gonna work?

Speaker 8 (23:53):
Dog?

Speaker 7 (23:54):
You tell her you got the flu so you ain't
got to buy an expensive Valentine's dinner. Then she can't
be around you because she can't catch your flu and
mess around and miss her day's at work.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
Nah, you're gonna be alone on Valentine's Day. You're stupid.
You ain't do you just fine off lies? No, you
ain't got no backstory, no history. You ain't thought it out. Man.
What we will We can't help him, we can't. All right,
let's let's move on. Sometimes you have to leave people

(24:28):
in there. Ol swallow, drink that by yourself, all right.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Moving on to Marlene in Riverside, Marlene says, last year,
my husband bought lingerie for me to wear on Valentine's
Day and it was too small. This morning he told
me to go see if I could sweeze into that
little lingerie from last year. That hurt my feelings? Should
I cancel sex on Valentine tonight?

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (24:53):
Oh, First of all, it wasn't too small.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
What what she said it was? You said it was
to What are you saying?

Speaker 8 (25:01):
We died like that?

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
That was on purpose? What do you mean?

Speaker 8 (25:07):
Put it on? Sounds like she can't get any though.
You know it's gonna cut a little bit, but just
get it on. Oh goodness, it's gonna bust. Canceled sexual
Valentine Day?

Speaker 7 (25:26):
You see if you squeezing anything I bought you last
year because feelings. No, it was really a compliment though
that he like it just the way it is, And
if you could just squeeze in that thing, I'm gonna
like the way it's pushing out on the sides. I'm
gonna like all that girl can put that little tight
thing on. You gotta understand the thought process of a man.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, she didn't, didn't.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
It ain't gonna be a circulating loan. We're gonna get
it off. But can I see it? Though?

Speaker 7 (25:58):
That's the thought of a man, So you have to
cut out of it. And if you can't see it,
that's even better. Right up there with the movie Hidden Figures.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
What like that?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I like he did that.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
I don't know where all came from.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
But the figures.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
Yeah, but it worked at the time.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
All right, We're moving on to Alvin and Pensacola. Alvin says,
I think my side piece is dealing with memory loss.
She called me late last night wanting to chat. I
thought it was an emergency, so I answered, she's done
it more than once.

Speaker 16 (26:44):
Is it on.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Purpose or because she's old? Is there old? Here's wait, wait,
here's here's the question, Steve. Is there a side piece
age limit?

Speaker 8 (26:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
He didn't say how old she was, but his name
is Alvin, he.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
Said, Or does she forget have amnesia? How old is she?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Though?

Speaker 8 (27:11):
How old?

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Alvin?

Speaker 7 (27:14):
But he thought it was an emergency, so right there,
he thought it was like you know, uh, you know, y'all,
something like that. Hello, if your side piece has several
medical conditions, you're gonna have to pick up that phone though,

(27:36):
because you this phone call could be a lifeline.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
You have to pick up the phone.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
And that's why I picked up the phone, because he
said I thought it was an emergency, because you know,
he's seeing somebody that's in the emergency emergency age range.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
So there is an age limit to psyche.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
Well, listen to me, it's no age limit to it,
because you have one. Yeah, now you're gonna have.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
To start picking healthier people. That's a dam. And where
as you picking up these side pieces at if they listen.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
To me, if you down at the VA getting one,
if you down at the nursing home, you know.

Speaker 8 (28:24):
You gotta there's gonna be something come with this.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
How is she dealing with memory loss? And she just
called him and wanted to chat.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
I mean, that ain't memory loss? Yeah, that ain't what
that is at that age. Then yeah, that's that's all times. Boy. No,
you gotta know what it is, y'all. You just find
all stuff memory loss been on? What age that is?
That might not be memory loss?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
That's a symptom making a phone call to talk to you?
Is Alzheimer? Now what she's a side piece? What does
she say, Steve?

Speaker 5 (29:04):
What did she say?

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (29:06):
War war?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
No?

Speaker 8 (29:12):
He hey, feeling? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
You can't remember his name?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
You know?

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Man at home? Don't you well? Albert? What I was
trying to say? Wait a minute? Hold on? Who is Albert?
You know? My mind going in and now.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
None of the hold on, hold on, hold on woman.

Speaker 8 (29:37):
I'll be there in a minute. She shove her hold
on his white save. Yeah, all these old people. I can't.
I can't hear now this year? Hold on, I got
to sweet for him.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Okay, I'll be another listen, put put it on six.

Speaker 8 (29:59):
What what's the journey?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Man?

Speaker 8 (30:01):
My wife don't know how to work his reparator.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
We gotta go see old Jack here.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Coming up at the top of the hour. We'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys, let's talk about it.
Since it's Valentine's Day, we got to talk about how
happy Neo is. Okay, Neo claims to be in his
polyamorous lifestyle with three black women. Now earlier this week,

(30:38):
earlier this week, three of them now. Earlier this week,
Neo posted a picture of him and his three girlfriends
on a yacht. The ladies have on matching beige bikinis
and they're all gushing all over each other. The caption reads,
us versus nobody. You can't compete where you can't compare
hashtag Polly and fly. So here's a question, eyes, if

(31:00):
you were single, if you were all single, could you
maintain a polyamorous relationship more than one lover?

Speaker 16 (31:07):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
And our three women more fun than just one?

Speaker 8 (31:12):
And you can.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
If you were single.

Speaker 8 (31:17):
Yeah, but that's that's that.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yes, it's gonna get you killed on Valentine's This is.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
The part that Neil is showing us. This is the
Instagram post. Yes, there ain't no relationship that slap happy
all the time, right, even with one. So now, why
don't you show us the downside of three? Oh, it's

(31:48):
all PolyGram or whatever you call.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Polyamorous plumber gram ass relationship.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
You can, I'm tell you right now. It's some more
with that that Leo ain't telling. That's cause you have
found these three women that's willing to dress alike and
take this gushy picture like we happy. Yeah, everybody ain't
happy all the time. You can be in a one

(32:20):
on one loving relationship and problems gonna come up. How
the hell you trying to show me? Ain't nothing gonna
come up with three women? You gotta be out your mind.
So now I already know it's something wrong with this
cause you gotta you gotta try to make us think
of a Wow.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, it's difficult with just one partner.

Speaker 16 (32:41):
Then whatever, they sharing their man and they know it
and they all get goodbye, and then.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
Then you have to consider the sauce. I like Neo
a lot, man. I mean, we cool ass dudes. When
we see each other, we cool.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
Yeah, you know, we talk, we chop it up. We cool.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah when you had this discussion, would you have told him?
Patty asked you, a.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
Man, You're gonna do what you want to do, but
it's gonna be more to it than you think it is.
You can show us this is Instagram. It's like what
every Instagram is the best hub?

Speaker 5 (33:21):
You know?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
Instagram is Sports Center's top ten plays of the day.

Speaker 11 (33:29):
I like Joe, I like, so this is the three
people gotta get their nails done. There's three people gotta
get their hair done.

Speaker 8 (33:38):
This is can afford it? Yeah, all of that. Do
the four of us? Do the four of us go
to church too? I mean, how we do that?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
That's a stretch. That's a stretch.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Nephew in.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
Going there with you?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Day? Okay, as far as me and Miles all right?
Moving on to yes, Moving on to Serena Williams, who
posted on Instagram she wanted to clear up speculation that
her Super Bowl halftime show performance was a disc to Drake.
If you remember when Serena won a gold medal at

(34:20):
the London Olympics, she did a celeboratory seawalk and she
was dragged on social media for what was interpreted as
an inappropriate dance that promotes gang culture. We all remember
that her seawalk during the halftime show was more like
getting her lick back. Here's what she posted to explain.
She said, when Kendrick Lamar and teen called and was like,

(34:42):
We've been trying to do something forever. What about this.
We loved your crip walk at the Olympics after you
won the gold medal. I'm like, super Bowl, this is
Serena talking now, super Bowl Are you serious? When in
the world would I ever be able to dance at
a super Bowl? Never, let's do it. I knew my
winning dance to have the Olympics would pay off one.

Speaker 8 (35:01):
Day and this story.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yes, we thought you were being petty.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
What you think?

Speaker 5 (35:12):
See?

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Yeah, you know when they was talking about it was
this at Drake. I think she's way beyond that.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
You know she's got yeah, but I think she's just
way beyond that. It's just a crip walk, you know,
it's just yet.

Speaker 7 (35:28):
Defined, you know, the American idea of who we are
and what we are to do in the place we
ought to stay in. The more I've learned about this,
this young cat's performance, the more proud I've become.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
Get it at first, but I didn't criticize it.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
I got on the phone and call my my, my sons,
who know who locked into hip hop? And it was dope,
this is what he did. And when it explained, it
cool and I was so happy that he did what
he did and we as old as in front of
the President. Look, you gotta let these cats express it
how they go to express it. It's a different day

(36:06):
in time now.

Speaker 8 (36:07):
Yes, it is. Rap is huge in the culture.

Speaker 7 (36:09):
Hip hop happens to be the biggest music genre ever
created in my lifetime.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
I've never seen nothing sell, go bigger, go more global
than this.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
And white people love him and I get absolutely And.

Speaker 7 (36:23):
I've seen that so many old white people speak out
against it, which made me know he was on point.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Something right man.

Speaker 8 (36:36):
Leave Well.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Finally, fresh off her Grammy win for Best Country Album
of the Year, Beyonce is gearing up for her big
Cowboy Carter concert tour. She is coming to a city
near you. Go to Ticketmaster and get your tickets. Okay,
they've cleared up everything. You should be able to get
your tickets now. Now coming up in twenty minutes will
highlight some things that were said Steve about Kendrick Lamar's

(37:01):
halftime show. It applies to our more current president. We'll
talk about it right after this. You're listening to the
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(37:43):
you got for us?

Speaker 8 (37:45):
Okay, Shirley.

Speaker 10 (37:45):
You know a lot of people really had a problem
with Kendrick Lamar's performance at halftime at the super Bowl.

Speaker 9 (37:51):
Really didn't like it. Set a lot of Native comments.

Speaker 10 (37:54):
Yeah, set a lot of Native comments about Kendrick k
Dot's whole performance.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
They say something, but I can say.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Some things too.

Speaker 10 (38:01):
Whatever you said about Kendrick's performance.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
It can also apply to Trump.

Speaker 10 (38:06):
I promise you can't I promise you Like for instance,
we don't get the message ever since he said I'm
running for president and you're gonna bring.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
Them eggs down. We didn't get it.

Speaker 10 (38:17):
Damn message too much on the line, too much on
lie we're gonna bring the eggs down.

Speaker 9 (38:23):
We got walk over seas, we got all kinds of
houses want to frace up. We don't get the message.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
What we talking about.

Speaker 9 (38:31):
Eggs twelve dollars right now, that's a battle time thing.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Get yeah, hell yeah?

Speaker 8 (38:40):
Hey baby, damn that can I brought you some eggs?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Nothing love?

Speaker 10 (38:49):
Another thing they said about Kitten to Mars performance at
the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Look at this and see if this don't apply, when
is it going to be over?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
What?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
When is that gonna be over?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
That?

Speaker 9 (39:04):
Ain't but thirteen minutes? This four years?

Speaker 8 (39:07):
What this is? It's gonna be the longest four years
you've ever had.

Speaker 10 (39:14):
Everything here going Another thing they said, And I can't
believe they even had to say this about Kendrick Lamar
because this show applied. A lot of people were very disappointed.
What ain't maga disappointed right now? Ain't maga disappointed? They
very Oh they was farmed on November third, but now

(39:35):
they disappointing.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Now they won't out.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
They're really gonna have some problems in a minute, though.
Ju Just hang on, he ain't done yet.

Speaker 9 (39:44):
He ain't done.

Speaker 7 (39:45):
They don't take his pen from him. He gonna keep signing.
So I don't even think you reading this stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
He can't be just signing.

Speaker 11 (39:53):
They're gonna sell the us in a minute. You're gonna
send it. Why nobody gonna he gonna send it.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
We're gonna be on by now live Monk and his
son talking about he's gonna buy the dolls and strip
what you're talking about?

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Yeah yeah, Oh, higgle, higgle, one more, higger, one more.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
This is the one that really got me.

Speaker 10 (40:12):
You now if you talking about Kenny tomorrow, but this,
But you're sitting in the overlall higg nothing.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
His performance was.

Speaker 9 (40:18):
The worst ever?

Speaker 10 (40:20):
What his performance? This is your second goal around. You
didn't do well the first time.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
You was picking.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
How they brought him back?

Speaker 9 (40:30):
You did this damage in twenty three days. How the
hell is this the worst?

Speaker 8 (40:33):
That's the worst one I've seen. That's how I know
this country. Stupid, That's how I know this country. Street.
You bought that back? You ain't you? You ain't get
the first time. That's stupid, man, Oh.

Speaker 9 (40:50):
Don't make no sense. Can't be the worst ever.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
It's gonna make sense to people though at part All right,
you and you thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Coming up at thirty four minutes after the our Roscoe
Wallace is in the building right after this. You're listening
morning show, all right, Carla. Here he is your buddy,
Roscoe in the building all day, we're going on.

Speaker 8 (41:14):
Who's going on? Everybody?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Roscoe Hey, Ruscoe thom of town.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
Were going on though, Juliet my hero man.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
Morning we're going on.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Call it hey?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Is happening?

Speaker 8 (41:30):
Everything? Everything? Ready? What you got going on to day? Well?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I know you fresh off of coming from New Orleans
super Bowl?

Speaker 8 (41:40):
You back, Yo, they not like us? They not like us?
Call hell cause they ain't they ain't you right? You
know that ain't nothing new. I get everybody's saying that
right now. The first league got off the ship soon

(42:00):
as he got on. Man, damn, they ain't like us.
He said that.

Speaker 11 (42:04):
Okaya, tell me said they ain't like us.

Speaker 8 (42:08):
That turner going up the river. They ain't like us.
Everybody knew that. They ain't nothing new. I just put
it to it, so they not like us, They're not
like us.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
You wrote it.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Wait what happened you put into a song?

Speaker 8 (42:21):
Is that what the whole concept is over? Stop giving
this boy all the credit?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
You need some of your shot.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
You know what tiying?

Speaker 8 (42:34):
You just said, they not like us? How many time
your mom and them to say they not like us? All?
I'll gie you some example. Don't go over their house.
They ain't like us. Yeah, we ain't going to that
church over there. They not like us. Don't open that

(42:55):
door where they ring that doorbell? They not like us.
It's been going on beginning. All I gotta say, got
you all I got?

Speaker 16 (43:03):
Well today is balanced today. So you need to give
us some love songs that you claim that you're Pepper written.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Let's go with lt D Love Ballad, uh.

Speaker 8 (43:24):
Hemn nail.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
I like that much you got you got grobb.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Before.

Speaker 7 (43:47):
What a difference A true love made my life? That's
saying that song right there. Then when I wrote that song,
I want man, I want him to say a real
gravel like like a minute.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
All right, more love songs. Valentine's Day? Do you want
to sing my funny Valentine? Or sending you this Valentine Michael.

Speaker 17 (44:20):
By sending you this fair lun time in hopes that
you be mine.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
And if this fall time doesn't reach you, it's.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Okay, sending you.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
Learn time hell song right there. I'm glad you brought that.
I've got that one. I got wrote that one.

Speaker 18 (45:00):
Oh about Michael Henderson wrote that that's what you thought,
like like you said you thought, I'm saying about what
I know. I'm like a little in the girl on
the internet talking to that white guy.

Speaker 8 (45:16):
I don't think I know.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
My funny Valentine?

Speaker 7 (45:23):
What's funny about your Valentine? Because if she come over
and put on you, ain't finna be funny. If you
don't buy her nothing, it ain't finna be funny. If
you forget it Valentine Day, it ain't finna be funny.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
So what do we write?

Speaker 8 (45:40):
A song called my funny Valentine? Never cared for it.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I had more, but we're out of time, out of time.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Out up time, ain't no mo left.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Next the nephew and the prank phone call. Right after this,
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
letter for today and the subject is my Sweetheart Ain't sweet.
We'll get into that find out what it's all about

(46:18):
on this Valentine's Day. Yeah, right now, it is time
for the nephew and today's prank phone called Nephew, Happy
Valentine's Day? What you got for us?

Speaker 8 (46:28):
Happy Valentine? Shit?

Speaker 11 (46:30):
All right, I got a prank for you. Before that,
I want to give a big shout out to one
of my boys, Marcus D. Wiley.

Speaker 8 (46:36):
Marcus D.

Speaker 11 (46:37):
Why straight up, straight up out the willow Ridge High School,
Missouri City.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
Marcus is dropping dropping his first.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
Comedy special on YouTube and the title of it is
Marriage Is Major Surgery. That's how boy, Marcas D. Wiley
straight up out of Houston. As you know, Marcus is
clean comedy. Used to be on the air with Glanda
and and that's our boy. That's how I ride it
down to Houston, Texas. I do want to showing man,
love man and much much love. Hope you hope you

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hit the home run baby, I know you will.

Speaker 10 (47:06):
I wouldn't saw it, Tommy. I wouldn't saw the show
when he was touring in when he was prepping forward.
It is absolutely dynamic, man, it is a mark.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
Can you see this show?

Speaker 11 (47:15):
Marriage is made just surge. I love the title. So
congrat to you man. YouTube special. Y'all go check him
out coming up here. It is the prank of the day.
Valentine's Day Delivery. Valentine's Day Delivery. It's time to get
on into this stupid cat dog.

Speaker 8 (47:30):
Get your quill.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I gotta give you
guys a call, I got a delivery. I gotta make
there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendrew Kendrew, Yeah, Kendrell
lives here. That's my wife. But I didn't order. I
didn't order anything for her. For her for Valentine's Day.

(47:53):
I'm supposed to be there between seven and seven thirty,
you guys the first on my list tomorrow morning for
Valentine's I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,
that's coming to you all play so all right, I
can let me let me let me ask you this
are you at six West Don Is that you? Yeah?

(48:13):
That's me. But uh again, there's there must be some
clerical error typo because like I just told you, man,
I didn't boxes and channel. It's about seven boxes. But
I mean, I mean it's just looking at the total
here that adds up to about chicks hunting something dollars.
I mean, I got flowers. No partner, we just gonna
I'm just gonna take it to dinner and we're just

(48:34):
gonna do our thing. But there was there was there
was no delivery schedule from me. Enough folds, especially not
at at seven o'clock at no partner, you got it.
If there's something wrong. Well you are you you're not
gonna be there? Are you not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir?
Oh yeah, I'm gonna be here. But uh, as far
as accepting a delivery that I didn't order and didn't

(48:56):
pay for, that's not happening. Man. Well let me I
got flowers, two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that
are sex toys. We're all all that stuff. I have
all that stuff loaded to be delivered tomorrow at seven am.
And dude, I'm obviously there's a communication breakdown between you

(49:17):
and me player because I didn't order that, and right,
but you're telling me to have the But what the
problem I'm having is that you're telling me I have
the right address. You know the name of the person Kendrick,
which is your wife. Right? Yeah, yeah, so far so
good man. But as far as me ordering that, dude,

(49:39):
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not accepting it because I
didn't pay for it. I did not order. I mean,
I mean it's already it's already paid. Let me. Let
me just look at the name here on the here
is here is right here? Okay, we got devon?

Speaker 7 (49:55):
What would you say?

Speaker 4 (49:56):
I said, Devon. That's that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,
that's my wife's ex husband. So either you and him
are in cahoots with each other to do this and
try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded, all right,
So I'm gonna make this his toy.

Speaker 8 (50:17):
I listen to you.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
I listened to you, so you listen to me. This
is what I want to make abundantly clear to you.
I understand you have a job to do, but if
you bring those roses and all of that stuff past
my house tomorrow, this is what's gonna happen. Those roses,
those storms, I'm gonna put them somewhere so far up
your rear end that the only way that they see

(50:39):
sunshine is when you open your mouth. So do not,
I repeat, do not. You and Devin, y'all can take
this and you can do whatever y'all want with it.
Y'all can play with the sex toys, y'all do whatever
you want to red roses, petals and all that other stuff.
Y'all can do what you need to do. Not show
up at my crib tomorrow, because it ain't gonna be

(51:00):
a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved. That's what I'm okay.
But here's the deal. As a delivery person, I am
obligated to make the drip. I have to make this
drive or then I don't get it. You know, I
get chewed out that I didn't do my job because
that's stuffing. Okay, so what would what would you rather
be to tewed out or half throws up your rear end.

(51:23):
Let's sold down, let's load down in. What you're not
gonna do is to hold off you fen the do
just flect you bring, you bring, Okay, all right, I'm
gonna do the flowers. I'll use the sex toys for you.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
So you got a choice.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
You got flowers. Let's let me let me say this
with as professional as possible. You say, I'm trying to
be as cool as possible, but you ain't listening to me.
Do not bring the delivery. Okay, you can drop them
off at the curve. Then you get credit for and
whoever walk past and up and down the street they

(51:58):
can pick it up. But do not come to my
front door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign
and accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off.
At the door, Sir, I'm telling you now, I gotta
drop them off at the door. The problem I'm having
is you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up
my Now we got a problem just listening to this

(52:21):
whole scenario. I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe
Devin does something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man,
you what what's work? Where are you going at with this?
All I'm telling you is demand your business and don't
make this drop? Why that den that? Why am I
gonna do this that Devon has purchased for her? And

(52:42):
if you need to, why do you need to ask Devin?
Because he better not show his face up over here.
You can take it home and give it to your
girl if you want to. I'm not giving my girl
anything that I am buying for her. I'm not doing
that you think so if you if you're not gonna
give your girl anything that you didn't buy for her,

(53:03):
why am I gonna accept something for my girl that
I didn't buy for her. I ain't come home telling
you that you gotta accept it. But I'm saying is
and you bring um in my house, I gotta accept it.
And I'm telling you now, don't even bring it to
my house. Maybe maybe mister Devin know what she likes.
She looks like obviously she's gonna watch him no more.
She knows me a head of the flower delivery person,

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just like her ex husband. I'm swoop these bumping.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
And mom whooping.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
That's all I got to say. Two words for bringing
that some more whooping. So you might as well come
on now so you can go home after you get
to that wooman. Okay, okay, okay, let me let me
say this. At the end of the day, I'm gonna
say this is Comley already told me, yo, she's gonna
do something like this. He told me that. Who you say?

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Who the hell?

Speaker 4 (53:50):
I already told me you was gonna like this. Who
the hell is Tommy? Nephew Tommy? Isaiah, This is nephew
Tommy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And guess what, Isaiah,
your girl Kendrew got me to play phone call you.
You know what, you Kendrew Devin. All of y'all can

(54:12):
show up tomorrow and all of y'all gonna get portions
of this talentine to day we'll be ooh, you got
your brother chance to cool down now, man, I to
my sweet one and only kindre with all that is
in me. I love your baby girl to death. Do

(54:36):
us park and it almost came early.

Speaker 11 (54:38):
But I love you, and that is I've been stupid since.
Stupid and stupid. You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
All right? Yeah, you play too much?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Not today.

Speaker 8 (54:52):
Today?

Speaker 4 (54:52):
You do it?

Speaker 7 (54:53):
This is it.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Don't do anything stupid today.

Speaker 8 (54:55):
I'm not Lexington, Kentucky enough. You come to town.

Speaker 11 (54:59):
That's March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen sixteen comedy all Broadway. Take
us on Saya right now. Stupid on the come around
on eight nine yields. So you better get your tickets.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
All right now?

Speaker 4 (55:09):
You thank you.

Speaker 15 (55:10):
We will do just that.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
My sweetheart, ain't sweet. That's today's strawberry letter. We'll get
into it right after this. Hi, this is Shirley's Strawberry.
And I don't know if you know this, but I
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I love all those guys. We have a great time
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That ZipRecruiter dot com slash strawberry. You're listening Steve Hardy
Morning Show. It is time now for my Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, works, sex, parenting
and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to STEVEVARVIFM dot
com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

(56:13):
your letter live on the air, just like we're going
to read this one right here, right now, and you
never know, it could be yours.

Speaker 8 (56:20):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on time.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
We got it for you.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
Here it is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Thank you, nephew. Subject to my sweetheart ain't sweet Dear
Stephen Shirley, My fiance is six years older than me.
I have been with her for a total of six years.
I proposed to her four years ago and we set
a date. She and her best friend fell out right
after she was chosen as a maid of honor, so
my fiance lost all of her excitement for the wedding.

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I started to see a pattern of how she falls
out with people for the silliest things. These past years
have been eye opening for me and I realize that
she is a shallow and self absorbed per. This past Christmas,
she gave me a list of designer clothes and shoes
that she wanted with stock numbers so I wouldn't mess

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up and get the wrong thing. She gave me the
list in November so I would have time to purchase everything.
I'm always strapped for money. I pay all of the
household expenses and my cash goes to her for braids, weaves,
and expensive gifts for her family members. I was only
able to get three gifts from her list because I'm

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not cool with running up a credit card with clothes
that she will only wear once. She looked disappointed while
she was opening the gifts, and she had the nerve
to ask if I will get the rest of the
gifts for Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, I opened my gifts from
TJ Max and Marshalls that she bought with the tags
still on them, so I know exactly what she spent.

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She stopped having sex with me, and she won't go
to church with me anymore. She talks to her friends
so crazy, and I'm so grateful she doesn't try that
with me. She's going to know I'm fed up when
she doesn't get the gifts she wants or the flowers
she's already picked out for Valentine's I might get her
some flowers from the grocery store, but that's it. Do

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I keep pretending that I still love this chick? Or
is it time to bounce? It's way past time to bounce.
Why are you still there? Is the question. You're unhappy,
You're miserable. You don't have to be. This woman is
draining your bank account and the love is gone. You
should go too, because you can get someone who appreciates

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and love what you do, especially if you're paying all
the household bills and all that. In other words, you
can get a real woman here, not some insecure little
girl who finds her value in labels and designer clothes.
Look at what you do. You pay all the household bills,
You take care of her, her braids, her nails, all that,
and you propose to her. She's too materialistic, too selfish.

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You're paying for her to buy gifts for her family.
She's not even having sex with you even anymore. I mean,
come on, stop the madness in this relationship. You gotta
let this one go. I just hate it when good
people get taken advantage of like this, and that's what's
happening here. Steve.

Speaker 8 (59:14):
Nothing here, There is nothing here.

Speaker 7 (59:18):
Their entire letter, from top to bottom, is filled with
nothing that this man gets. He gets no return on
his investment, no ROI, nothing.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
Nothing. Look, man, you wrote the right show for this one.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
I'm gonna tell you right now, you ain't even got
to get a divorce. All you got to do is
walk off. I strongly suggest you do that before you'll
find yourself in a divorce situation.

Speaker 8 (59:54):
Walk off. Think about this. What would you lose by
lou losing her?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Think about what she would lose if she lost you.
The reason she don't talk to you crazy, like you
said in this letter is cause you bind everything. She crazy,
But she ain't that crazy. She's six years older than you.
You've been with her six years. You proposed to her,

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but then she had a fallen out with the y'all
set a date. Then she had a maid of honor
she had a fall out with, so she lost her
excitement for the wedding.

Speaker 8 (01:00:32):
That don't make no damn sen.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
That makes no damn sense at all, because this is
almost like a how dare her on the most important
day of my life? How dare she fall out with
me who was giving her an opportunity of a lifetime.
I tell you what, we ain't even gonna have no opportunity.

Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
Now, who do that?

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
I don't know a woman that's going to cancel her
wedding because she fell out with a brides maid.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
I don't know nobody. Get that dress in another size
and let's go.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Then she said, you start to see and you said,
you see a pattern how she falls out with people
for the silliest things.

Speaker 8 (01:01:18):
Then here's the key line for this letter for me.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
These past years have been eye opening for me, and
I realize she's a shallow and self absorbing person. Let
me tell y'all something, when something becomes eye opening, then
see what you see, acknowledge what you see with your
eyes open, and act accordingly. That's part of the problem

(01:01:48):
I'm going through right now. On a personal note, I
got my eyes open and I see something. Now, Steve Harvey,
all you got to do is see what you see.
It is what it is, and take the adjustments. Thank
you lad for the strawberry letter today.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Amen, Amen, Amen, and.

Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
I realized that she is shallow and of self absorbed
pet person. Now real quickly.

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
This Christmas, she gave me a list to design, to clothes,
the shoes she want to stock numbers so I wouldn't
mess it up. She gave me to listen November so
I would have time to purchase everything. I'm always strapped
for money. I pay her bills, her hair, her wives,
and I give her money for gifts for her family.
She opened up to give some Christmas she disappointed, wanting
to know if she can get the rest of it

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on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
Let me tell you what you finna get on Valentine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Hang it right there. We'll have part two of your
response coming up at twenty three minutes after the our
Today's Strawberry letter subject my sweetheart ain't sweet. We'll get
back into that right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
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Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject my sweetheart ain't sweet.

Speaker 8 (01:03:32):
Well, if your sweetheart ain't sweet, who I mean? What
does we do it? You're not even married, bruh. Listen
to me.

Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
Like I said earlier, you wrote the right person because
you can get away from this without a due force.

Speaker 8 (01:03:47):
You could just walk off. You could just walk off.
She has no value to your life.

Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
You've discovered that she's a self absorbent, narcissist person.

Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
It's all about her.

Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
You constantly strapped for cash because you pay all the bills,
You pay for her braids, her extensions, You pay for
all her whis and her family's expensive gifts. Then for Christmas,
she gave you a list of clothes that she wanted
has stock numbers on it, so you wouldn't mess up
and get the wrong thing.

Speaker 8 (01:04:21):
She gave you list in November, so you had time
to purchase everything.

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
Then you said you always strapped for money because you
pay all the household expenses, and you were only able
to get three gifts from her list because I'm not cool.

Speaker 8 (01:04:35):
Three gifts is a nice Christmas. Man.

Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
If somebody opened up three boxes, that's pretty good, though,
and stuff she wanted, probably some shoes and all this
here or whatever. And then you said, I'm not cool
with running up a credit card with clothes that she
only gonna wear one.

Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
Who is this?

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
Somebody asked me on stage one time, Steve, I heard
you only wear your shoes one time.

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
You could quit on hearing that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
Well, hell, you think I'm by this damn high ass
suit and wear it one time? Now what I do
do is mix them up. Well, you gonna see it
with a different shirt and tie. You're gonna see jacket
with some pants. You're gonna see the pants with another jacket.
You're gonna see all kinds stuff. Oh, it looks like
I'm loaded, but we ain't wearing it. Just once, and
then she looked disappointed while she was opening her gifts,

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and then had the nerve to ask her if I'm
gonna get the rest of gifts for Valentine's Day? Valentine Day, baby,
I can't even tell you how we ain't gonna be
together on Valentine's Day as soon as we have sex tonight,
whatever little sex you're gonna give me for these little
three gifts. So you're de find to get three packaged sex.
But then guess what you open up your gifts from TJ,
Max and Marshall and the tag still on so you

(01:05:55):
know exactly what she spent. Naw here, it was the
crazy part. I'm thinking, after I buy you the three boxes,
I'm gonna get some three box six.

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
And she stopped having sex with me and won't go
to church with me no more. Here we do it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
So now we're not married, we're not having sex no more,
and you're not going to church. Okay, I got you
ain't coming to church. I got that you don't like
the choir, you don't care for the pastor.

Speaker 8 (01:06:33):
I got that. Let's get back on this. We ain't
having sex, no mob.

Speaker 7 (01:06:39):
Did I just buy the three boxes for I got
to get some three box six at least that what
you're not finna do instead of over no packages, untied
rivers and tann open paper and we ain't untied blouses
and tann all cold. If it happened, we buy gifts

(01:07:03):
for you to open so we can open it up
something later on. As a matter of fact, as you open,
keep hold opening.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Hey the chick say, man, hey, man, and y'all know this.

Speaker 8 (01:07:18):
Don't get stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Now, let's get on down here. She talked to her
friend so crazy, and I'm so grateful. She don't try
that with me. She don't try with you because you
the water foster, you pouring out the blessing. Now she's
going to know I'm fed up when she doesn't get
the gifts she wants or the flowers she already she

(01:07:41):
already picked out her flowers for Valentine's Day. I might
get her some flowers from the grocery store. That'd be
real slick, though, Get your little skinny ass bunched tooth,
you know, two three flowers in it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:54):
But that's it. Do I keep pretending that I still
love this chick? Or is it time to bounce?

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
That's the end of the letter right there, because if
you got to pretend that you still love this chick,
it been time to bounce. I'm talking about bounce like
Kyrie Irvin do a basketball when he coming up the
flow and do the crossover coast to coast.

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
That's how hard we find to bounce.

Speaker 7 (01:08:19):
I'm fin to bounce you like a super ball I
had that I threw so hard up against the tree
it bounced on the car to ground and broke his pains.

Speaker 8 (01:08:26):
Wasn't uh.

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
I'm fin to bounce on you like a sheet of
fabric sawer. That's how hard we find to bounce. I
find to bounce on you like I saw when I
was young, and I saw that the first time I
saw a woman body bounce. My brother brought this girl
over to the house named Penny. I was eleven years old.
Penny came walking in the house and her whole butt

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was shaken.

Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
I love Penny.

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
When he broke up with Penny, I cried, you were hurt,
I cried, ever I was told up.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Uh huh uh huh.

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
I was in my bed that night.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
My brother and one brother came home. I asked my brother,
like that little boy ask the president what theF is
wrong with you? My brother, slap taste down, my mom,
ladies and gentlemen. And it's time to bounce. Yeah, bounce
like a booty. Bounce, bounce like a basketball, bounce like
a Sheeta fabric software. But it's time for you to go.
She hate the ward and you can do this without

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a divorce.

Speaker 8 (01:09:31):
Bye, fly like an eagle.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
All right. You can come in in Today's Strawberry Letter
on Instagram and Facebook at Steve Harvey FM. Also check
out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app.
Now coming up next to the Sports with a Junior.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:09:52):
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Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Four, it is time now for junior and sports talk.

Speaker 10 (01:10:26):
What you got Junior Okay, NBA All Star Weekend. Listen,
this is gonna be crazy. This is not East versus
West No Mo. They have three team captains now for
the All Star This Team Shack, Team Chuck, and Team Kenny,
and they gonna play in a mini tournament where they
all drafted eight All Stars.

Speaker 9 (01:10:45):
So this is gonna be crazy. This is not even
East versus West No Mo.

Speaker 10 (01:10:49):
So Shack, you know he has Lebron on his team,
Steph Curry, you know, James Harden, Jylen Brown, Team Chuck.
You know he got the Big Joker, Victor Wimbin yam Uh, Carl,
Anthony Town, Donovan Mitchell, you know some of the players
that they've drafted.

Speaker 9 (01:11:04):
And they're gonna play in a in a mini tournament.
All this is gonna be on.

Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
They're gonna lose. They're gonna lose. That's too many tall
ass people. That's the All Star Game.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
That's how it works.

Speaker 8 (01:11:14):
This is how they're gonna do it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
They gotta do something. The regular All Star Game was
not working. Who the other person got team Kenney.

Speaker 10 (01:11:22):
Now he got Anthony Edwards, he has Jalen Brunson, Evan Mobley, Tyler, Hero,
Jaylen Williams.

Speaker 9 (01:11:29):
You know, they try to make it competitive, so they.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Don't have this though.

Speaker 8 (01:11:33):
That's who can bring that ball up though. Yeah, Kenny
Kenny got a squad and only got a squad. Barkley
picked got a bunch of centers. Well, Trey run.

Speaker 9 (01:11:50):
Trey Young is on Chuck team, so you know, hit
go he shoot.

Speaker 8 (01:11:54):
Yeah, they.

Speaker 7 (01:11:59):
Young.

Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
I like that boy, and so that's how they're gonna
have to make a competitive Now. I do want to
give a shout out to the HBCU game. Okay, it's
gonna be on Saturday at five o'clock on NBA TV.
It's More House versus Tuskegee playing the All Star Game.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
I think, yeah, that's gonna.

Speaker 8 (01:12:18):
This is very black history.

Speaker 9 (01:12:20):
Yeah, very black celeb black black. Let's yeah, why are
you from house.

Speaker 8 (01:12:27):
Playing no basketball? I ain't never my life seeing more
House or to ski. You playing no basket.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
This Saturday?

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
You I know.

Speaker 10 (01:12:37):
But let's get to slam du contest. What is your
rules for your slam duck contest? Just give him your
rule real simple.

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
What they should do was they should get the NBA
players to bring in, each one of them pick a
street ball to dunk on their behalf and score these
dunks and let these young boys out here in the
street who dunk better than the pros let them come,
don't That would be exciting for me. That would be
exciting for me because all this, you know, all this

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dunk and missing and all this whoot time.

Speaker 9 (01:13:08):
For that got Hype's back up for the dunk, then
we getting let down again.

Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
I'm not really excited about NBA weekend and I'm just
just I'll see what this new format is, see if
it's any good.

Speaker 9 (01:13:19):
But we'll see here you go, shure, all right, skeeeky
and mohaw.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Nice junior.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Coming up at the top of the hour, a lady
needs your help, Steve. She wants to know if she
should surprise her boyfriend tonight. We'll get into that right
after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
This is from anonymous in DC. Steve. She says, I'm
going out with my girlfriends on Valentine's Night while my
boyfriend is djaying at a Valentine's party. My girlfriends are

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married with kids and they don't care nothing she says
about Valentine's Day. But they think that I should. They
have suggested that we crashed the party and go surprise
my boyfriend while he's working. He would think I've lost
my mind because I don't do stuff like that. My
coworker told me that my friend suggested it for a reason.

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What's the reason.

Speaker 8 (01:14:12):
No, No, no, because they being messy. You don't walk
up on the man. Leave it alone. Leave it alone.
You ain't been doing that. Don't let them talk you
into it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
So they know something.

Speaker 8 (01:14:25):
When y'all walk in. I'm sorry, my bad. It's just say, hey, man,
it ain't don't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Do that because she might what see something?

Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
It ain't nothing to see but see you.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
You can't have your man thinking you're checking up on it,
because if he back at DJA and what is he
doing DJing?

Speaker 8 (01:14:45):
Ain't nobody up in the DJ boot fooling round? Ain't
nobody up in there? To my head, it is my baby,
happy Valentine dating my girl. Ain't nobody doing that? Oh
you ain't never hung out with no djil.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
I'm up in that booth that movie?

Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
What you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
It?

Speaker 8 (01:15:05):
Has been a while.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
You must take it back. Yes, all right, moving on
to this one. We have time for another one, Steven.
This is from Emeralds in Savannah. Emerald says, I'm married
to a prankster. Oh okay, all right, listen up, listen up.
She says, it was all fun and games until he

(01:15:28):
could not perform sexually. And he tried to say he
was pranking me what he couldn't finish what he started.
And I knew exactly what was wrong, but he said
he did it on purpose. We can joke about a
lot of things, but not about sex. Should I call
him out or tell him it's not funny and tell

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him it's not funny.

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
You could do it anywhere you want to. I mean,
you can call him out of aunt, tell him it's
not funny. And if it wasn't a prank, okay, when
we do it next time, what we're talking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
About, Yeah, let's go to the prank expert on the show.
There you go, uh huh, Tommy, this is literally your
t l literally.

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
What man?

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
So he couldn't help her, So he's trying to say
do as much.

Speaker 9 (01:16:24):
That prank didn't go well at all.

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
I think what happened. The night ended really early, really quickly. Yeah,
pranked you.

Speaker 8 (01:16:38):
You do know you do that every time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
This is nephew, tell me from the morning. You just
got pranked for your friend.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Yeah, I mean see you saying he's doing the same
prank over and over.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
So she she's got to tell him, right, she's got
to let him know that it's not funny anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:17:07):
It was never funny. Uh, it ain't funny to him.
A funny it can't be.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Well, if there's a problem with him, he should go
and see someone or.

Speaker 8 (01:17:23):
Now see that that happening too fast? You got it,
You got it. Some other tricks you can use.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Okay, are you gonna help help her?

Speaker 8 (01:17:32):
Yeah, you got you got You gotta make your mind
go somewhere else once you focus on it. Just over.
You need a couple gotta figure Well, I don't know
if they have for for for the party ended too soon.
They got a peal for that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Now, Well, she said he couldn't perform. Yeah, you're saying
he couldn't finish what he started, That's.

Speaker 8 (01:17:55):
What she said.

Speaker 10 (01:17:56):
Yeah, you know when every night you can't look like
you lost the super Bowl every night, Now, you like
you lost every night.

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
Oh it is he can't perform. He got this, they go,
he got to go to gas station. He gotta try
all of it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
All right, guys, thank you. Coming up at twenty minutes
after the hour, we will have more of the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Tommy, there's an all new
episode of Ready to Love tonight. I gotta say. The
premiere episode was last week, and Tommy, you officiated a

(01:18:36):
wedding for a couple from DC who met Unready to Love.
Tell us about it.

Speaker 8 (01:18:41):
I did, I did, Cornelias and what's Camille? Oh my god?

Speaker 11 (01:18:47):
They met in Washington, DC, and I had no idea
they was gonna stick together. But you know, when they
leave the show, you never know how long the journey
gonna last. You never know if they're gonna stick together
and ride it out.

Speaker 8 (01:18:59):
Right right right?

Speaker 11 (01:19:00):
For them to come back and be our first wedding
and for me to go through all the paperwork I
went through to now be able to officiate wedding.

Speaker 8 (01:19:07):
But time it can marry you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
I could do that. How did this come about? What happened?

Speaker 8 (01:19:14):
Producers?

Speaker 11 (01:19:15):
As well as will Pack said tim me, we got
to make this happen, So you got to do all
this homework. I felt like I was taking the s
A T again. So I take go through all this
paperwork and uh and uh, you know, to jump on
there and marry them, to learn all the vials and
all the words. And I did that thing. I can
marry you now, Junior. I'd have been here four years ago.
Bo I'd have been officiating your wed. I'd have had

(01:19:37):
you right, you understand, Oh you've been you done, had
three wins. If huh Man could have married me, you'd
have had plenty of practice.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Now, so tell me give us the head of the
season's drama.

Speaker 11 (01:19:52):
Yeah, this one got a lot of roller coaster in it.
But you know you're gonna there's a couple of couples
I want you all to pay attention to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
All right, Okay, all right, we'll watch the show Ready
to Love Philly is new tonight on eight pm, seven
pm Central. Coming up, we'll play would you rather? Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey,
this is Shirley Strawberry, And you know what it's like.
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or no sex in March?

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Be ye? What? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Spring forward Saint Patrick's Day, market tell the truth for
March madness.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
You got to lie.

Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
If we do a we ain't gonna make it to March.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Would you rather a soft moaner, you know, during sex
intimate times or would you rather a screamer that cusses
be I won't ye, I won't cuss it?

Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
Hell yescreen?

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Okay, I think everybody's clear on that one. All right,
this is for the All Star Game, the NBA All
Star Game. Would you rather compete in the slam dunk
contest or compete in the three point contest? Which one
you're winning?

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:22:19):
I can't do neither one.

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
But if I'm in the dunk contest, it's gonna be
so damn funny. Is he touching the neck?

Speaker 8 (01:22:32):
Do you understand what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Your chances of winning is good?

Speaker 9 (01:22:37):
Ain't nobody dunking?

Speaker 8 (01:22:40):
Yeah? But but I'm gonna be slamming the ball down
like it went through the hole. No, when nar.

Speaker 11 (01:22:50):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Would you rather be who's the best shooter? I'll put
it like that. Would you rather Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant?

Speaker 8 (01:22:58):
I'm Kobe I'm Kobe. I'm cobing. That's a hard decision
right there, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Covid Tommy, Kobe, Michael, Michael. Okay, good answer.

Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
He's the greatest, Steve.

Speaker 7 (01:23:14):
It's it's Michael Jordan's for me. Yeah, I'm not picking
nobody over him. Do nothing, Steth shooting. Now, if you
said Steph Kerry, you should say Steph Curry.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
I didn't. I said Kobe.

Speaker 8 (01:23:26):
He's the greatest shoot to have a born? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Would you rather make love to Keith Sweat's music or
Johnny Gill's music? By my mind with.

Speaker 8 (01:23:36):
Your rid up with old slow ass Keith and Johnny
holler too much than anybody in the room.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
All right, Thank you guys. That's today's roundup. Would you
rather come up? It is our last break of the day,
and we'll close out the show with the one and
only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody, and
night yeppy and night. Yeah, the night is more important.

Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
It's all I recommend.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Oh sir, do you recommend what I recommend?

Speaker 8 (01:24:59):
Doing it in the morning in case the night go bad,
I just say.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
That's good talking about this is a morning show.

Speaker 8 (01:25:07):
Why I don't have this is why I don't have clothing. Remark.

Speaker 7 (01:25:22):
Uh, I was thinking about something earlier today. I've tried
to think about would have been the most valuable things
in my life? And if you think about it, man,
I was watching something online and it was talking about

(01:25:44):
a man, Uh, what he was willing to sacrifice greatly
for and what it came down to. The guy posed
the questions, what are you willing to die for?

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:26:00):
Who would you die for? And that's a striking question.
And if you ask yourself that question, and you can't
think of anybody or nothing you would die for. I
want to suggest something to you. You have to start
reaching for something of value. Sooner or later. You've got
to start attaching yourself to something that's greater than you,

(01:26:25):
because it can't just be about you. That's not the word,
that's not the way the world is set up in designed.
We are a collection of relationships. We are all woven
together in some shape, form or fashion to the people
that we know, and once you know them, somebody in
that connection has to be of value. I thought this

(01:26:49):
question out. I would die for all of my children.
I would die for my wife. I would have died
for my parents. I would die for my two sisters,
my brother. I would And the reason I would is
because of the level of significance they've had in my
life and the fact that I couldn't live when I

(01:27:10):
would live with myself knowing that I allowed it to
be them instead of me. I just ain't come from
that cloth. Now hear a lot of men online talking
about I ain't dying for nobody. Then you, my friend,
you my brother have not found the secret to this thing.
Because life becomes worth living when you find yourself in

(01:27:34):
love with someone more than you love yourself. When you
get to that right there, you'll understand what it's all about.
When you first lay your eyes on your child, that
child becomes quite significant to you. I don't care when
you have this child, how late in life, how early
in life. Once you look at them, they become really

(01:27:55):
significant for you, and you change. My children changed me.
I realized all of a sudden, I not only had
something to live for, I now had something I would
die for. And that's what it comes down to, Fellas.

(01:28:16):
I mean, it applies to women too, But I'm kind
of really talking to men because I think what didn't
happen man with this generation that we have is not
enough older men are sharing the concepts and principles of
life anymore with these young cats, and they got them
going around freely exchangeing information with one another that ain't
really good information, Like we stop telling each other that

(01:28:38):
you are really really made in this world to provide
and to be a provider for something. We have been
taught that women are the prize, and I was watching
this guy online talking about a woman ain't the prize? Well,
if you get the right one, it is. Now you
can get the wrong one. The wrong the wrong one
is not a prize, the right one is. But say, fellas,

(01:29:01):
you ain't no prize either until you lift up, live
up to your calling. Women have a skill set that
we've not been blessed with. They're the only one that
can make another life. You can get with another a woman,
and she can make another you.

Speaker 8 (01:29:15):
You can't do that a woman.

Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
Some women's obligation is to reproduce, not all women, but some.
Every woman isn't born into this world to have children,
understand that. But there are women who want children from
the time they're little girls. Well that's that's their mission
in life. But fellas, you gotta want root. You gotta
understand what is yours too, though, because if you ain't,

(01:29:41):
if you ain't here to take care of nobody, what
Because you can't make a life, so you should at
least be able to sponsor one. I mean, I'm just
talking real to you now. There is value and honor
in taking care of a family. They it's real honor.
I'm able to stick my chest out knowing one thing

(01:30:04):
I did exceptionally well. I've been a great provider, exceptionally
well and it's not the amount of money. I'm talking
to all men who go out there and turn them
corners every day, start that carp and drive the work,
and come home with that check and laying on the
table and share it with a woman and say, hey,
now make this work. I'm talking to you. You ain't

(01:30:28):
got to be rich to be a provider. All you
got to do is show up and provide. But that's
honor in that. Man, me feel me, and men take
a certain pride in that. And we got to keep
doing that.

Speaker 8 (01:30:41):
Fellas.

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
It's okay to love your wife. It's okay to love
your children. It's okay to want to have a family.
It's okay to defend them with your honor, with your life.
That's been one of my great joys.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
Man.

Speaker 8 (01:30:57):
I ain't got a lot of stuff right, but I
got that right. You say what you want to say.

Speaker 7 (01:31:02):
But but I look out for mine and I take
care of mine, and I appreciate all the men out
there that's doing the same thing, looking out for yours
and taking care of your. Hats off to your brothers.
You got to love somebody more than you love yourself.
You do that, you know, find the secret My clothes
and launch talk to y'all. Y'all have greatness.

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