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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all at all at all.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
So don't give a busy yeah listening to.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
To I don't joy joy.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You turn out you love?

Speaker 5 (01:10):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
You gotta turn.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
To turn the mouth turn you probably got to turn
the mouth the turn.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Out, turn the money UPO.

Speaker 7 (01:50):
Look, come.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Come on your.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Uh I sure will. Good morning everybody you are listening
to the voice, Come on, dig me down one and
only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o, man o, man,
I just I have to tell you this. How good

(02:22):
is the God I serve? How amazing is he? That's
that's all I you know. And you know what really, man,
when I try to explain how I feel about what
he does for me, really, the words that I come
up with, that they just they they inadequate. Man, They
don't they don't cut it. They really don't.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I can say amazing. At one time, I even just
got that. I tried something real ignorant. One time, I
just said, you know, God is just super captual, fragilistic,
ast be all adocious. I just tried that. See how
that felt. That's that's all to change he is with me.
I just try to because see how that felt, and
I ain't feel right saying that's the fact that he's
amazing and awesome and he's an awesome God. You hear

(03:06):
people say that is it's bigger than that too, man.
So you know, as hard as I try, no matter
what I do every day, I'm gonna come up short
with trying to explain to you exactly how he works
and how he is for me. So I just thank
him that every day every chance I get here. It
is it is your determination and your effort. Listen to

(03:32):
me carefully. It is your determination and your effort. I
think that the average person, and I'm not knocking you,
I just want you to hear me out. I think
what stops the average person from becoming successful is that
we don't realize the effort that it takes. And that's

(03:54):
just truth. I found that to be so true in
my life, in my time talking to people and meeting people,
and people aren't asking me questions about it and me
trying to figure out the way myself. I don't think
that you really can comprehend the effort that it takes
to become successful. This is the thing that you have

(04:17):
to wrap your mind around very quickly. If you want
to be successful on any level in any area. The
dream is the beginning. Good Lord, let me tell you something.
The determination and effort is massive. You cannot be overly
concerned with sleep. If you are a person who is

(04:40):
always concerned about sleep, gets success out your mind. Ain't
finna have a partner? Is not finna happen. You cannot
be that concerned about sleep. Now, listen to me. You
have to get your rest. But this was my philosophy.
I'm just sharing you with what how I did it.

(05:00):
My philosophy was I stopped being concerned about sleep. I
got my rest, but I got just enough to get
back to it, and I got back on the grind
to hop in the hustle. I got just enough rest
so I could go and put forth some more effort.

(05:23):
But listen to me. You cannot sleep a third of
your life away and expect to become successful. If you're
not already successful. If you are asleep for eight hours,
that is a third of your day. You cannot be
asleep a third of your life and expect to get successful. Now,
after you get successful, you know you learn as you

(05:46):
go to work smarter, not harder. So as you get successful,
you may have eight hours available to you. But on
the way up there, I don't see how you can
do it, I promise you. I don't. Now, maybe somebody
can come for it.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I did it.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Probably lying. But okay, tell your story, because everybody I
know that's successful that I've sat down I had real
talks with. They wasn't concerned with sleeping. You cannot be
concerned with sleeping if you want to be successful. How
can this happen for you? Listen to me. The effort

(06:22):
that it requires is massive. It's an all out of
salt on your dream. Now you got to making assault.
It requires an all out of salt on it. And
you can't be sleeping. Fight at the same time. You
can't fight when you sleep. Man, I wish I could
get y'all understand this right here. Understand that the effort
that is required to be successful will take everything you have,

(06:47):
and when you think you've given your all, it's gonna
require some more. The quality of your chield is amazing.
See okay, listen to what is sitting around having to
be every day fault? What? But they're sitting around smoking weed?
For every day. Pa, Come on, man, for real, But

(07:09):
if you took that beer, drinking, weeds smoking chill time
and applied it to progressing yourself towards your dream. When
you do carve out a vacation, guess where you be
able to go. Guess what part of the world you
can go see. Guess how you can cheer up now
instead of you just driving Every year your family to

(07:29):
the family union, sit at the same picnic table. Everybody
pull they money in two ten families don't never pool
they money in. They down there eating like y'all eating.
You got attitude cause because the day or day side
don't have a chip in or know they down there
eating extra potatoes at and making place. You're not arguing
about this every year for real, man, they ain't got

(07:49):
the T shirt money. You know, they got the same
T shirt on. They ain't put in that really, man,
so so so so so you want that to be
it every year? Or do you want this year I'm
taking my family to New Orleans, or I'm taking my
family see the Grand Canyon. I'm taking my family down
to the beach. This year. Me, me and my family

(08:10):
gonna go sight see. We're gonna go ride a couple
of river on Chicago. Me and my family gonna go
skiing this year. Me and me and my family going
out to La Man we go. We're gonna go out
there for the weekend. You know, you know it can
happen like that. But if you ain't working, listen to me.
Average effort gets average results. That's that's all it is

(08:35):
to it. See, ordinary effort gets ordinary results. But if
you put forth an extra effort. See, the only difference
between extraordinary and ordinary is one word, that's extra. If
you do extra, you can take ordinary right on over

(08:57):
to extraordinary. Do you understand you have to have a
massive assault on your dreams? Quit sitting up in here, man,
trying to chill all the time. I'm sorry, man, I
wish I could tell you another way, but it ain't one.
Here's what I did. I wasn't concerned about how much
sleep I got. I just had to get my rest.

(09:17):
And once I got enough rest to get up and
get the task done, I got up. Somebody sent me
a tweet the other day, a partner of mine. He said,
to see if I can pull it up while I'm
talking to you. But he just sent me a little sign.
Just what nothing, just a little something to say. Hey, man,
I ran across this, I thought about you, and I

(09:39):
sent it to you. It said no alarm clock needed,
My passion wakes me. It's in block print. He said,
no alarm clock needed, My passion wakes me. That's what
you got to be about.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Your listeners to Steve Morning.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Show, Ladies and gentlemen, it is here another great day
that God has given us. Man, stand up and be
grateful about it, y'all, because man, it's a blessing. I
show Am Steve Harvey Morty Show kicking it off. I
was watching an old clip from my two favorite dudes,

(10:20):
Heel and Key and Peel, and it was the one
where he was the urban school teacher but he went
out to the suburbs as a substitute teacher that day
and he was doing roll call, but he was using
the names from the hood and it was it was

(10:44):
throwing the white kids off. So one of the first
names he said was a sake roll call Jake Quellen,
Jay Quellen. She said, it's you mean Jacqueline. He said, Oh,
that's how we're gonna play this moment. Huh oh, We're
gonna do hat this morning, he said, okay, but lock
can't lock ain't he said, Blake, and he was going

(11:08):
off and next it if y'all keep playing with me
this morning, ay Aron Aron, I swear to God if
y'all say something stupid, he said, Here, he said, why
don't you answer me? At first he said because it's
pronounced aaron, and then he cleared up test guard all
this dude was so mad. D nice, it's Denise. So

(11:36):
this morning I'm going to make my attempt at calling
roll called this morning lor mister Garvey. What's his name?
The substitute teacher. And that's right up my alley, ladies
and gentlemen, mister Garvey during the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
I'm reading roll called Schullery Charlo Lee apprecire, Look, thank you,

(12:06):
car Leo, carlele, it's it's Carlo. It's carl.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Here Kai Er.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Kai er President. But but it's it's here. Oh, we're
gonna play like that. Just more help, miss Sip, miss
Si yeah, oh yeah, okay. And here will and last

(12:57):
but not least, Thomas.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Oss Gold Moss.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I don't know how to read it. Oh, Mass, don't
sit on me, I guess President. Thank you. That was
our who enrolled call this morning hobby doing it on
the Steve hawk Morning Showy T.

Speaker 8 (13:32):
Shirlie, you know what it is coming up at thirty
two minutes after the hour, we'll run that prank back
with Thomas.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Right right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
At the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can
be the difference for a family in need right in
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(14:12):
five dollars a month at Salvation ARMYUSA dot org, help
a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
prank bag.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Nep what you got.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
We're gonna do a little conference call, Shirton, nice little
conference call, get a few people on the line. And
then when we get them all on the line, Shirley,
you're gonna fire every last one. Wenna, I'm gonna fire
every last one. I'm soon we get them on the line. Okay,
so that's right here, right here. It's conference call. Let's
go get it eight.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Hello. This is Hannah.

Speaker 9 (14:52):
Hi, this is Frank checking in. Hey, give it here
on the line.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Hey, guys, how's it going fine?

Speaker 9 (15:00):
I think I think we're waiting for one other person.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Just for that one in a second.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
Hello Sherman. Sherman Davis, general manager's assistant. How you guys
doing everybody here?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Hey? Yeah, I ain't doing fine? Hello Sherman.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
All right, all right, guys, we got let me make
sure we got everybody here. Is Hannah here?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yep, Hannah's here. How's it going all right? Frank, yep,
I'm on the line. Thank you?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
All right? Good good good? And David, I'm here all right,
but man, good deal, good deal. All right.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
Got some news for you guys. I need you guys
to just bear with me for a second. I'm getting
all the paperwork in. My assistant Cynthia is here, so
you guys just give me a second. I'm gonna put
you guys on hold for a second and I'll be
back probably less than thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Okay, all right, okay, we'll do.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Thank you, Cynthia. Can you bring me all of the
stuff on these three guys. I mean, today is supposed
to be.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
They're on whole right now, but today's day that we're
giving them their severance packages and letting them go, and
they'll be out of here probably by tomorrow morning. They're
clearing their things out. They don't know it yet, but
we're gonna at least give them their seven packages today.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
You know, they put it on my shoulders to break
the bad news, and somebody's got to do it. So
it's my job today, all right, So bring it to
me and get it here here as soon as possible
so I can hurt and get past this conference call.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
All right, Hello, all right, guys, Sherman.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Hello, yeah, I'm here. Guys.

Speaker 9 (16:28):
Yeah, you never put us on hold?

Speaker 3 (16:32):
No, so are you about to fighters right now? What
are you talking?

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Wait a minute, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, guys,
what what what? What's going on? What are you guys
talking about?

Speaker 9 (16:43):
We're asking you what's going on? We just you didn't
put us on hold. We just heard all that. Yes,
separate packages. What I heard I heard you're letting us go, Sherman.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Maybe you were talking about some other people.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
We Hey, guys, do hang on, everybody, just calm down,
Just give me, give me a second here, hang on,
I just let me.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Let me. I'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
What is going on? Did you we hear that?

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Okay, you all heard the same thing.

Speaker 9 (17:16):
I don't know what I heard that he was talking about, Cynthia.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
How do I up? Is this? Is this the whole button?

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Here?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
This is it?

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
There?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
We go?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
They can hurt every day. No, they just they said,
can't ask me right now. I'm doing what he's telling
me to do.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
This.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
These three are supposed to be let go by the
end of the day. I mean, I gotta do it.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
But it looks like the severances nobody can live off
of this for even three freaking months. I already know
that this this is really dun oh. All right, so look,
bring me everybody's stuff. Let me at least after lunch.
They all come in here and pick up their things.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
That's all I can do. Okay, Is this the right
button here? Okay?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Hello, it's not the right button. We ken what I'm hearing,
So we have to be kidding me.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
I've been with us, I've been with us for five years,
all right, I'm not I'm not let you down for
a quarter, the company down for a quarter.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
This is this is ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (18:18):
I cannot believe this.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
And I'm on travel right now, so how am I
going to come and get my things?

Speaker 9 (18:23):
But it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (18:25):
This is how you're gonna let us know that. This
is unprofessional, this is trash.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I cannot believe you.

Speaker 9 (18:31):
If you don't need a lawyer, I have someone, I
have contact, we can talk. But honestly, shereman, this is
this is, this is unaccessible.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Let's not do the whole lawyer thing. Guys.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
Okay, let's not do that all right now. People get
let go from companies, People get let go all the time.
And you guys know this is let go on a.

Speaker 9 (18:49):
Conference call with other people. This is ridiculous. You're giving
a personal business. Yes, yes, that's true. You're giving a
personal business to another. Uh exactly, it's not on a
whole Yeah, you cannot be doing this.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, email me that lawyer's number for sure. Yes, I will.

Speaker 9 (19:05):
I catch you on the too, David.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
I didn't I didn't try to for you guys to
learn it this way, all right, I'm okay, let's just
say I'm not good at the conference button.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't know how to put any call.

Speaker 9 (19:19):
This is not a good message, It's not this is
not a public professional messaging.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
In fact, this is I'm mortified.

Speaker 9 (19:26):
I cannot believe this in my life.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
In this company. This is decided employees. So it is.
It is.

Speaker 9 (19:33):
It's absolutely right.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
It is illegal.

Speaker 10 (19:34):
This is illegal.

Speaker 9 (19:35):
Yep, yep, I will I'm writing this story.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Wait, wait, come on, what do you mean you're recording it?
What did you do? You recording for what? Yes?

Speaker 9 (19:44):
I'm recording this call. Can you tell me not recording?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
David? I will listen. I don't consent on being recorded.
I want that known man.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
German exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Okay, okay, can I can I ask you guys something?
Do you guys? Are you familiar with your coworker named
Barry Dillard?

Speaker 9 (20:03):
Yes, you'll have to answer this very fired too.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
How are you gonna tell him?

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Let me tell you what's going on. Barry told me
to call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
All three of y'all just got pranked by your co
worker Barry Dylan.

Speaker 9 (20:25):
Oh my god, I'm about to have a heart attack.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Record Oh my god, Hey, y'all, nobody has lost their job, Hannah,
Frank David. Nobody has lost their job. But your coworker
Barry Dylan got me the prank phone call. All right,
so everybody's got the job.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
We good. We're gonna have to get wow.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Okay, okay, I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Now y'all got to tell me this. What is the
baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
Let me hear it clearly, show.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
No need, no need, no praise and worship necessary. I'll
be back in an hour with smoke, just to stupid,
just as crazy.

Speaker 8 (21:23):
Don't worry. Don't worry about it coming up next. It
is as the c l O with our chief Love
opposite at the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping. You can
be the difference for a family in need right in

(21:43):
your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
today and food on the table all year long, warm
hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty
five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org,
help a neighbor and me through the holidays and beyond.

(22:05):
It is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
Steve Harvey, ready for your love questions. This one's from
Confused in Colorado CLO Confused in Colorado Rights. I've been
married for fifteen months and my husband went to live
with his brother. After he came home and my best
friend and I were frying fish, he said it was

(22:27):
inappropriate to have another man cooking in the house. This
is so minor that I think my husband wanted to
leave all along.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Is this silly to you? Mind them? I wish I
would come home and some dude that's teaching with my
wife frying fish land fly on his fingers?

Speaker 5 (22:47):
What?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, boy? All over the airs? I come in here,
my we no, no, lady, are you kidding? It's he's
so minor. Your best friend out and told y'all about
this best friend stuff. And you know why your husband
tripping because he know he wouldn't be your best friend.

(23:09):
So now why is he your best friend? Oh? Okay,
when your husband met you, he wanted to sleep with you.
Now he looking over here, going why the other dude
don't want to sleep with you?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Man?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Miss us With that rest right there, you'd have got
yourself into jail because I done told y'all. I keep
telling y'all about this little friendship. Men. Y'all frying fish together? Okay, okay, cool,
keep on friend y'all can make the spaghetti too, and
get the slow going because he stayed at.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Now Yeah, his husband left, lives with his brother.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, y'all going, y'all stuff, y'all can make bread tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, she doesn't get it all right, I hope she
does now though.

Speaker 8 (23:51):
Mj and Birmingham says, I opened a boutique with my
boyfriend and I allowed his sister to borrow some clothing
for a photo shoot. She returned, We're in the tops
all balled up and musty, so I can't sell them.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Now.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
He's not allowing me to charge his sister for the clothes.
Why do I have to take a major cut and
profit because she doesn't wear deodorant?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Why?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I don't know, long clothes like that? Who do that well?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
For photo shoots? People do it.

Speaker 8 (24:23):
Yeah, you go to boutiques and ask to borrow outfits
and stuff, but you know, usually you take care of them,
don't you think, Cela?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I mean, you know you should charge her. But if
your brother don't want to pay. Why don't your brother
give you the money back? But then that's money out
y'all's house. Anyway. Yeah, sometimes you know you're married into
the wrong families. Happened to a lot of us. Yeah,
well you felt that way. Everybody and felt that way before.
They ain't even married.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
No their boyfriend and girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
That ain't Oh oh no, no, no is his boyfriend
and girlfriend? No no, no, she getting a bill, or
he getting a deal, or somebody getting the bill for
these clothes. Oh, a couple home, somebody fit to pay.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
The boyfriend's not allowing her to charge her his sister,
he is allowed. That's what she showed.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Wish I could go in there and say that to
my wife, would you.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I'm not going to you do Yeah, you're not allowed
to do that. Yeah too, Like I tell you, that's
all I wish throwing what I say, damn, oh.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
No, wow, Yeah, phrases I say in my head all
the time.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
That's what let him slip.

Speaker 8 (25:42):
Next one, Misha and Dallas says, I'm a fifty two
year old tap dancer, and I used to get booked
for shows a lot, but nowadays nobody appreciates the art
of tap dancing.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Is this something I should keep pursuing or is it
time to hang up my tap shoes and explore other hobbies?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
The problem is you fifty two. I don't know if
you notice it or not, but look at your tapes
now and what they used to look like. Notice how
they the taps ain't as close together, no more, don't
sound the same. Look this was you tapping at thirty two.

(26:25):
This is your tapping now. I guess the speeding up.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
No, listen to your.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Tape close, listen to you once again, thirty years old?

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Your hands.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
You fifty two? Nowday that and you do that one time?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Should she hang up her tap shoes?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
And the tap shoes don't even want to go to
the uh to the part? Yeah, the tap shoes don't
even hang them up. Ain't it hard tying them up?
Throw them up? If it's hard a time? Often it's
time to hang them up, all right? All right?

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Last one Steve Treva and Hattiesburg says there was a
strange carvava.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
From where you go.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Hattiesburg lor she count what won't?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
She says?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
There was a strange car in her driveway, so she
stuck her.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
Head out to see what the young lady wanted. She
saw me and drove off. My boyfriend said. My boyfriend
said it was it might be his crazy ex in
his sister's car. I don't need this kind of drama,
but I love him, he said he'd handled it. She's
too close for comfort, So what should I do?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Trivalquise sticking your head out that dough and he said
it might be his crazy ex in her sister's call.
He know exactly who that is. This ain't her first
time pulling up on him. He know what the grill
looked like. It's got that piece of tape on the

(28:47):
back holding the fend off because she can't drive. She
thene bagged out a lot of times in the head,
hit the fire Highten, knocked over the garbage cans. He
know who that is. Now there's drama, but you know
people come with in history. Whenever you shayting, somebody come
to the history. As long as it's his ex. You
don't have a crazy ex. Every every man has had

(29:11):
a crazy X. Now every woman ain't really had a
crazy ex, but you had some exes that you had
problems with. But every man has had a crazy ex.
Every man Lord Jesus, and it's been one of you. Yes,

(29:34):
yes it has. Hey, y'all can stop all this little
innocent stuff right here, especially you call your reputation. Calling
is just atrocious.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
All the do I have to say.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
In court, your hands would have been done. People. This
is Kirk Franklin.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Hey, this is Kah what's going on? This is your boy?

Speaker 7 (30:00):
This is Chloe Kardashian.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
He this your boy, Chris.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Brown, your boy big Snoop Dog.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
This is your boy, saying the entertainer.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
This is yr Linda Adams.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Bless up.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
It's DJ Kaglin. And you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
There's morning shows and that's the greatest Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Another one.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on
your time for truth to be told?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, surely listen, yees.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Family, I want to say something.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
This is this is very important because I know this
is happened to everybody.

Speaker 11 (30:36):
Troopy told people who are allergic to food need to
eat with other people who are allergic to food.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
But if you allergic to eggs, you know people who
are allergic to food.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
You have food allergy, food allergy.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
Yeah, you need to eat with other people with food avenue.
I'm tired of this look. First of all, say something.
Don't wait till we get to the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Run.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I did ordered my plate, get here, and you say
I can't eat fish? Okay, where was.

Speaker 11 (31:05):
All this information on the way till the restaurant before
we got there? You could have been saying, so we
didn't pass six other restaurants, not in order. I can't
even stand the smell of fish. Or I'm we'll get
your epic pen out because we were about to eat.
I'm not finished nowhere else, get your here.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Out, but you have to stick yourself.

Speaker 11 (31:22):
I'm sorry because I ain't got time to be driving
you the up all my gas to feed you.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I gotta keep changing.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Restaurants because you allergic to fish.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I'm fine with fish. So they can't sit across from something,
you know somebody, they can't smell it.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
They can't be around there and be around all of
a sudden you send.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Them in the shop. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (31:40):
I always wondered why you was twitching over there. I
ain't no fuld have stab something, letting me know. Secondly,
stop asking people what's in it?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Okay, we don't it's step everything in it.

Speaker 11 (31:52):
You can't keep coming out every time and take you
somewhere or what's in that? When y'all asked me, you
just ain't gonna eat it because you just need to
eat with the other people who are alerging the food
trying to please you.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I like it. Come the right, man. They should have
organizations food allergy, especially the people that's allergic to peanuts.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, they can't eat the whole plane, can't.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Man, I was on the plane one time. We take
off and I'm sitting in first class, and all of
a sudden, the dude opened up that side door where
the caterer come in and got to taking stuff out,
and we were already ready to pull off. Come to
find out, lady and got on the plane with a
little boy that's allergic to peanuts and nuts. He has
a nut allergy. Yeah, so they came in and took

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all the nuts off the plane. What so now I'm
I'm because I'm hungry. I'm waiting on my little bowl
of hot mixed nuts. They then took all the nuts
off the plane. So they they doing this, I don't
really pay no attention. So the lady come around taking
your order what you want and I said, I like
that now, I said, could I please, just ahead of time,

(33:00):
get the mixed nuts and million hungry. Oh mister Harvy,
I'm so sorry. That was the delay. We had to
take all the nuts off the plane. There's a little
boy on the plane that has a severe nut allergy. Okay,
well wait a minute, hold of what do I have
to do with the other hundred and fifty No, no, no, no, no,
his little sick.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Ass can't fly.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
We got a hundred eighty other people on here, got
a ticket. We can't handle damn nuts because little old
Thorpe is in the back and he's yeah, you know
some of the rich ass named Bradley, one of them
little boys in the back because he can't eat nuts.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
He can't have none.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
He can't even smell nuts.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Well, you don't need to be on the plane, then
how you function in life like that? You're gonna pass
by somebody eating some nuts.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I got some nuts. I mean that's people with some
really bad nuts out of beer. Oh yeah, I ain't
really tripping on that. Just if you gonna get on
the plane, you can't have it. Take all the damn
nuts off. No, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
But he can't smell nuts, smell of wow, he can't
smell No.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Now if you sit next to him and you open
up nuts, he has allergic reaction. We need to put
his ass in the bubble's ass a little astra, not
sou so he can go live a little half hand life.
You roll for that. You can't even go to the
ice cream truck as a boy because her half the
stuff in there got a nut on Itunny buddies, Now
you can't go down to the stove the candy County.

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You're about to throw off old and Patty sitting up
to sitting up in here, man.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
You know what to though? At Tasha School, you can't.
You can't send kids to school with nuts and the snacks.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
They are real strict rules on all that at school.
Of what your kid can eat and have at school,
what your own child can have. You can't have all
that because the kid might be allergic to it.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
My wife Jackie, had a relative come back for Thanksgiving
and say they some little girls an allergic to nuts,
and what did y'all Friday turkey?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
And I said, peanut off. Wow, she can't have that said,
I don't eat the damn ticket to him. I'm not changing, man.
We are with a partner. We finished golfing. We going
to the crab shack. This crab shack. Yeah, he ain't

(35:15):
said nothing. Are talking about heat on the shell fish?
What hell you think? Where you think we act? Walk
in the ground? Not here? That trying to ask for
something else? He ain't got nothing.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Now crabs.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
They take him sell, They can do that for you.
But the ass is eating crab. We're not going nowhere else.
I said, dounk, are you for real? Man? You know
I didn't even really know the guy. He just went
with us. I'm gonna go with you guys. Man, guys
are so funny. Okay, we send up in here. Man,
we all and I got three pounds of crab. I'm

(35:55):
ready to go. Give me the bill. Yeah, I'm there
talking trash. We outside, We got cigars. It's only cra literally,
his ass sitting up in here. I didn't like nothing
about him. He didn't smoke cigars and his ass couldn't
he shell So you didn't like him? I tell you
right now me and you will not be free.

Speaker 11 (36:16):
Yeah, you better take your EpiPen hold it to your nigga,
like you a hostage.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Because so let me ask you this, what happens to
them when they get around the stuff. What kind of
reaction you can close up? They can break our eyes?

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, I mean it just depends.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Some of it's severe. Yeah you can die. Yeah, some
of it's really severe. Behind this joke we write named about.

Speaker 11 (36:38):
This, it ain't buy none of them if the woman
don't say.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Nothing asked as usual.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, yeah, we're talking about the ones that don't say
I ain't say nothing. We all get on the plane now,
and now we find out this little boy, a little
nutty in the back, can't be around. Yeah, I'm sitting up.
I done bought a pain in.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
What they.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Took it all off? Can I tell you? Hey? Can
I tell you?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Yeah?

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for a round.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Of would you rather, guys?

Speaker 8 (37:53):
Would you rather drink nothing but prune juice for five days?
Be or would you'd rather drink nothing but black coffee
for thirty days?

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
B b b nothing but black coffee for thirty days?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Wait a minute, you mean you mean that's the only
thing you can have.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
Yes, yes, drink nothing but prune juice. Prune juice for
five days or drink nothing.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
But wait a minute, you can't have no food.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Just drink that long you can do is drink.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Come on over here and be regular with me. Prune. No, no, no,
no no, you're not finn to be regular. You not
fin to be regular with nothing. But that's an ugly
You can't eat nothing, just drink drink. Well, coffee has
no nutritional value.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
To it, So then you take prune that prunes.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Juice though.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
You're so clean.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, but I'm gonna have to quit work and I'm
gonna take a week off. I got to call in
sick because don't be everything. Whistland though no, I'm gonna
be I'm gonna I'm gonna be walking around with a
beach tie on them.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
If you got to drink yourself, a colon should be almost.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
What else should all?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
You wanted something to eat?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Here we go?

Speaker 8 (39:20):
Would you rather eat two whole pumpkin pies or eat
two whole turkeys? That's easy, two whole pumpkin pies. Pumpkin
not sweet potato pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
That ain't that ain't right? Hold them turkeys though, over.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Too, whole turkey, them big old legs.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Oh wait, are you talking about? Are you talking about
in a certain time frame?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
You got conditions?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I mean about eating two turkeys. Can't sit down and
eat two of them pies. You can't do either one.
So are you saying you gotta start eating until you finish? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Eat with your two pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Pies or two turkeys? Yeah, okay, okay, I'm gonna take
the two. I'm gonna take the two punkin piles because
I can finish that in the day. Then I eat
the other one in the mall and then I get
back on track. Then the turkeys dogs, that's a lot
of food. The turkey brush, that's clothed. Okay, turkey, I

(40:22):
can't stand punk whatever. I'll be over the down. It's
all I can't really don't. I don't like it. Take
the pie. It ain't trifle. No I know who to
get to make it. Listen to this. Don't get the
punkin pie dennis that they have for uh don't. Oh,
I don't know who made that. But do not get

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the punkin pie dinners that come with the Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
I ate it.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
In ninety two I was home in it too. I
had it. I ain't had it since it's struck with me.

Speaker 12 (40:52):
N ain't take two punk for the dollar ninety nine
thanks gonsal what from big Florida?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
I had almost care? Hadus? Is John legend? And you
listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here's
the question. Who should host Thanksgiving dinner? We know Thanksgiving
is right around the corner. Boy, this year as fat
as gone by fast. The relative with the bigger house
is a question or the relative who.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Is the better cook?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
The better cook?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah, Thanksgiving is about food.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
I'd rather be crowded in the food. We're just sitting
way away from each other.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Complain eating green bean casserole.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Let your trying to drop.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
There's an echo of the house is so big.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Were loose as you?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
It was loose.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
She only had one kid of quibird. So they're just
hollering across the big empty house. It's me, but the
food ain't good. I'd rather be in that tight sitting
elbow to elbow watching the game boys. I'm going good.
Address whistler sitting right next to you. Hey, man, if
you ain't gonna eat all your ham let me have

(42:23):
that right there now. Hey, Look, if you ain't get
enough cranberry sauce, I got plenty on my plate. Just
reach on. Ok.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, how about that potato pie?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
To the projects with some good food? Ye anywhere?

Speaker 13 (42:40):
Man, keep walking outside checking on your car. Keep coming
back back here, just saying you gotta do check your car. Man,
I'm going out here and see if everything all right. Hey,
ear on your turn, check on the car.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Man.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Ain't nothing like that ghiblet gravy. Man that go over
that dressing? That right? That does it? You know how
to make that ti? I don't. I don't know. I
need to. I need to. I need to study that
one with one of my aunties and figured out I
ain't got to do it.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
It's an art to grave. I love dressing.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Marjorie makes the dressing every year, and all her family
asks for pans. Really really good dope though, Wow, dope.
If we deep fry the turkey, your son has to
build butter ball. Deep fry your son that turkey. Goddam.

(43:40):
The only thing I used to do every Thanksgiving I did.
I did the yams every year. Oh really I stopped
doing that.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Why so you don't have to anymore?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Hell no, my mama law Yeah, oh yeah, she cook man,
Mama Bridges. Wos that girl cook?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
You need to say her to her banana pudding.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Let me, don't you don't even understand to throw you
into something.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah, yeah, you know that shirt. But I've heard him
talk about her banana pudding before.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Well, let me tell you something off the chain. Banana pudding,
her strawberry cake cake. I love strawberry cake, a blueberry cake.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I said, I love strawberry cake.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
What did you say, I said strawberry cake. Oh, I
thought you said blueberry strawberry cake.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, nuts on our side, yummy.

Speaker 12 (44:42):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Strawberry cake is good? Is it just cake? A strawberry
cake with strawberry icing? No, you ain't no strawberries. It's
just strawberry flavor, okay, sweet icing and pink cake. He's
gotten nuts all over outside of it. It's kind. It
reminds me of German chocolate cake, but it's all pink. Okay,

(45:09):
my favorite German chocolate cake. That's Marjorie fake. It was
my favorite too. Marjorie can make a German chocolate cake
and listen to me. And I'm not saying this because
I'm married to him, Because she's not listening. Her German
chocolate cake tastes just like my mama German chocolate cake.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Oh that's that's major.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
And if it didn't, and if it didn't, I wouldn't
say it.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Would a black person make a German chocolate cake, Ain't
it a black cake?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Then it ain't. It's no longer German Man?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Right, a person making I like it.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I like.

Speaker 8 (45:58):
Coming up next, he's here the nephew you just heard
of what his prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (46:08):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is nothing is big except his mouth.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:18):
We'll get into that in just a few but right
now it is time for the nephew and today's prank
phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
What you got for his nest?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
We got a little work over here.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
We need to work on some gingervidis gingervidis, Yes, yes,
very touch Your subject for people on this radio, Showers,
was what does you think it was?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
You thought ginger bidies was something? Now, I was younger
when I first heard about it, thought it was I
thought it was a VT.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
He warned us, he said. When he said, I said,
I'm not going to tell you I walked you today.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, right, A part in high school part of him said, man,
I just came back from the doctor, said I got
ginger fighters. He said, damn, that's faint. So I said, so,
so who what?

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Who?

Speaker 8 (47:11):
What?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
She He said, excuse me? I said, how you get it?
You didn't fight it? You got it? He said, She said,
what did you say?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Who was she?

Speaker 2 (47:28):
You need to tell us? Can we run up into her?
No help us? Warning crazy helped all of us. But
see just how I've learned all the stuff I know
because I asked questions.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Yeah, stupid question.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
No, no, no, how did you get it? And who
is you?

Speaker 5 (47:51):
You?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Tommy?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I know it threw you out.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I know it did.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
He caught me. Let's say it's slow. It don't sound
like what they don't sound like that jing jip bite.
I mean it sounds like, yeah, that's right. That sounds
like you needs penicila, That got that gout? Anybody rolle
all over it? Right? That don't sound like nothing about

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no brushing your damn thief to me. Let's go get dog.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Kelvin. Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this
is Calvin. Who am I speaking? How you doing? Calvin?
Let me make sure I got to righte Kelvin, Kevin?
You you at the job? You you work on the
fourth floor?

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Right?

Speaker 10 (48:48):
Yeah, I work on the fourth floor.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Are you in a cubicle next to Randy?

Speaker 12 (48:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Matter of fact, I am. But But who am I?
Who am I speaking with?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Well?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I'm not at liberty to give my name right now,
but I'm bringing some new from the job that I
think you might want to. You know, this is some
news I think that you would probably want to know
and uh, I'm just let's just say, I'm an I'm
an employee from another floor and I got I got
wind of what was going on on the fourth floor,
and I wanted to, you know, I wanted to. I

(49:17):
wanted to bring it to your attention because I think
on your floor, nobody's bringing this to your attention, you know.

Speaker 10 (49:22):
Okay, So let me get this straight. You can't tell
me your name, but you work on the floor below me.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Do you know me?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
I've seen you before, I've seen you before. Okay, no, no, no, no,
no it do you know me? I mean I don't
know you know?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
So no?

Speaker 10 (49:41):
Let mean I mean okay, so, how did how did
you get to so called being the spokesperson for people
who work with me?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Hey? Man, Like I said, I just wanted to give
you the news because the whole fourth floor is God's
has been about you, and nobody's telling what's going on.

Speaker 10 (50:01):
Okay, So obviously the gossip about me has gotten to
you on the third floor, and now you are coming
to to be my deliverer or so to speak. I'm
just a guy. I'm just a guy bringing you some news.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Man, I'm just here. Let me let me ask you
this bro? Are you? Are you flossing at night? And
what business is that of yours? I'm just I'm just asking,
are you flossing at night? Will you floss on a
regular basis? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (50:30):
I floss on a regular basis? What's that got to
do with the price of tea in time?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Okay, where's the last time you've been to the dentist?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Man?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Who the hell are you? Let me tell you to
be honest, what you make My problem is not really
with you. I'm really upset with the people on the
floor that's not telling you. But you know why ain't
you talking to them? What the problem is, man, is
that it is that they talking about you and they're
not telling you what your issue is. So let's get
to the issue at hand. So you are flausing, You

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are floss and that's what you're saying. Damn straight, I flass? Okay,
are you brushing your tongue? Come on now, you don't
have to. You don't have to question me about my
hygienic makeup.

Speaker 10 (51:14):
You don't know me, you have never talked to me.
But you're gonna side with a bunch of folks that think.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I'm not I'm not siding with him. Brother, I'm not
siding with him.

Speaker 10 (51:24):
But here's call on their behalf.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
You're siding with them, okay, kel kell Man kel Ken,
Listen to me. This is day dude. Really you don't
even know me and you're gonna approach me like this. So, Kevin,
they think you have ginger bites?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I mean, are you?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Will you go to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning below
your gums? Will the dentists do what you do? And
I'm laying there with my mouth wide open, and I
go more than every six months, So what the hell
are you talking about? Well, okay, something is wrong, okay,
And everybody's saying that it's you. Is your breath, that's
that's just you know, they saying they were in the

(52:04):
fourth floor to go down to the lobby just to
get some fresh airs. Because oh that's bully. Well, this
is what I want you to do, since you speaking
on their behalf, tell every one of them, sorry so
and souls, that if they got a problem with me,
they need to come approach me. And then if it's
that bad, I'll blow my stink as breath in their face.

(52:27):
Bring it off, because this conversation with you is really
way off face because you have no business calling me
telling me what they say. Can I give you some
some items to mix together for you to gargle with
later tonight? Can so you work?

Speaker 10 (52:45):
You work in the building, but now you're a dentist man.
You know what this is, bully, And we're gonna settle
this tomorrow first thing in the morning, when I matter
of fact, I'm gonna go to the fourth floor and
wait for all these sorry so and souls to come
up there who's been talking about me behind my back?
And guess what you invited to the party too, player,

(53:07):
since you're gonna be their representative, each one of them
lying back is when they get in there. As far
as I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here is gonna be whooping.
And if you watch some of it show up since
you the representative, but you can.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Get you do you know what I mean? Tell them?
Do you do you think it could be some cavities
or something? Do you think they can the cavity my
foot in your cabint this is what it's gonna be.
And whoever else you want to try to take it out,
they gonna get it in there. So guess what it's
on tomorrow. I know I ain't got gingus. Are you
only brushing in the morning when you leave for work?

(53:41):
Are you only bro Have you not understood me? Don't
keep questioning me. You can question me tomorrow after I
will be and yours people.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Can you bring? Can bring?

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Why do you try to do? Why'd you do me
this way? Then I tell you?

Speaker 10 (53:56):
Then I tell you?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Can you bring? Can you bring your two brush tomorrow?
Can you when you ring your tooth brush? It's five
fingers on my tooth brush.

Speaker 10 (54:04):
I bring them. They be balled up and you will
get to mister cleaning that you ain't never thought you
would get from a dentist.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
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calm calm down, man, just calm down. We're trying to
get to we're trying to fix the problem.

Speaker 10 (54:20):
Just gonna fix the problem, Kevin.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
You kicking is not gonna change your breath. I ain't
gonna worry about it.

Speaker 10 (54:28):
Well that's what line joke. To come down there and
sit in your cubicle.

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Speaker 1 (55:23):
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Speaker 8 (56:28):
Before we do the Strawberry Letter, I just want to
put a disclaimer out for young children that are writing
in the cars with their parents and everything. You might
want to turn away. This letter gets a little racy
at times, a little spicy. Okay, thank you subject nothing
is big except his mouth. Dear Stephen Shirley, my boyfriend

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has to have a spotlight on him at all times.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
It seems like every week.

Speaker 8 (56:53):
He tells me that he went off on a coworker
because they don't respect his authority. I always have to
remind him that he's not anyone supervisor at the job.
He's just been there longer than anyone else. He's got
a big ego and.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
A big mouth. He laughs loud, and he brags all
of the time.

Speaker 8 (57:13):
I'm talking about bragging like he can knock it out
of the park every night, when he's really not even
tapping first base. When I met him, he bragged about
his size and kept telling me to grab on to it.
I should have grabbed it and stretched it a little
bit each time I saw him. I had seen him
without clothes on, and I don't know much about a man,

(57:35):
so I assumed it might get bigger when he got excited. Well,
we finally had sex, and it stayed the same size.
It's like he doesn't know he's small because he kept
bragging the whole time.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
I got annoyed at him.

Speaker 8 (57:48):
And now when I see him, I think of how
big his feet are and how short his toes are.
My mind goes to the craziest things about a person
once they disappoint me. He is nothing big on him
except his mouth and his ego. I don't want to
throw him away just because he's tiny. I'm willing to
work on this relationship a little longer. He thinks I'm

(58:10):
falling in love with him, but that's not what's happening,
at least not yet. I want to continue to get
to know him and find ways to make our sex
life better despite his despite his small size. It is
hard to find a man these days, and I'm pretty
sure this man won't ever cheat on me, or if
he does cheat, it will only it would only happen

(58:31):
once because he's so tiny.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Do you think he can ever change? Am I crazy
to stay with him?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Okay? Surely before you answer this letter?

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Huh, Well I am sitting up on the edge of
my seat. H huh sure this one go ahead? Shit?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Well, thank you, Steve, Thank you? Anyway she says, is
she crazy to stay with him? I'm really not sure
what you want Steve and I to do here, because
there's not a lot we can.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
Do about your particular situation. And sorry you had to
find out about his size that way. Maybe you could
have accepted it better and not have been so disappointed
had he not built himself up and bragged about his
size so much.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
When you ask if he could ever change, are you
talking about his size? Probably not? Probably not. Can he
change his big mouth?

Speaker 8 (59:25):
Well, yes, definitely he can do that, but he's not
going to do that because he's been bragging for way
too long. It's a part of him. Now, first you
need to decide why are you really with this man?
You have said nothing good about him in this entire letter.
You even said if he cheats, it will only be

(59:45):
one time because of his size, which means if he cheated,
you know he would come back to you, so you
would put up with that. So my question is are
you settling because you don't believe you can get anyone else?
You said you want to stay and work with him.
This is not what makes a good relationship. Settling You're
gonna continue to complain about him if you stay. So no,

(01:00:09):
I'm saying, don't settle this. This don't settle. You gotta
make up your mind here either you gonna be with
them or.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Not, and you don't. There's nothing good in this letter
that you've written about him, So why stay? Steve?

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Here's what I take away from this whole letter. Now,
I'm gonna do a reenactment on the second half because
there's really nowhere to go. Shirley's absolutely correct, what do
you want us to do? But I'm gonna tell you
one thing though. This man right here is the epitomen
of Norman Vincent Peele's book The Power of Positive Thinks

(01:00:45):
by Norman Vincent Peel. This man has thought himself into
everything he needed to feel good about. He got a
big mouth. He ain't to supervise on the job, but
he got everybody thinking him. He got a big ego
because he's a small man. He got a big mouth

(01:01:06):
because he's a small man. He laughs loud and brags
all the time. Because he's a small man. I'm talking
about bragging like he can knock it out the park
every night. He ain't even really tapping first base. But
in his mind though, this boy has convinced himself that

(01:01:27):
he all of that. Had a bag of chips. When
you met him, he bragged about his size, and he
kept telling me grab on to it. I should have
grabbed his stretch a little bit at the time I
saw him. I'd have seen him without clothes on, and
I don't know much about a man, so I assumed
it might get bigger when he got excited. Now let
me tell you what's wrong so far. And you assume

(01:01:50):
when you saw him neck and how small he was,
when he got excited, he would get bigger. Normally, that's
what happens. He's not been on a lot of sports
teams with guys before, because when you get in the
locker room and you play sports is when you first
discover you might be in a little bit of trouble.
So here's what's happening. When you play sports, you're in

(01:02:11):
the locker room, and that's when you discover you might
not be all you think you are. So obviously he
ain't played no sports because I remember when Eric Green
came out to shower. Who's that Eric the Great? That's
what he was called after he came out to shower,
Eric the Great Green, Lord have mercy. We was in

(01:02:35):
the ninth grade. That boy came out to shower. I said,
who uncle is there?

Speaker 8 (01:02:44):
Hold on, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
up in twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Scrubberry
letter subject nothing is big except his mouth.

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Speaker 8 (01:03:33):
All Right, come on, Steve Let's recap today's strawberry letter.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
The subject is nothing is big except his mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Now, she's been dating this man that's been bragging. He's boastful,
he loud, he talked crazy, he thinks you more than
he is a supervisor. And then when it comes down
to the bedroom, ain't nothing big on him but his mouth.
The man is small, and he been using a power

(01:04:00):
positive thinking and has convinced himself and has tried to
convince her that he is all of that and everything grabbing,
you know, she said in the middle of the letter.
She don't know much about a man, but she thought
that if she saw him without his clothes on, when
he got excited, it would get bigger. That's how it works.
But that ain't how I worked with him. And the

(01:04:22):
reason he don't understand is because he's not an athletic man.
He didn't play sports, because when you play sports, you
be around me in all the time you come out
that shower. I was in the ninth grade when Eric
the Great Green Great Green came out to shower one
time in the ninth grade. Well, I was in ninth grade,
you know, fourteen, You know, Eric the Great Green came

(01:04:45):
he was his name was just Eric Green at first,
but when he came out that shower, nckga, everybody called
him Eric the Great. He was a Viking. That boy
came out that shower. We were sitting there as little boys.
We were just going, Lord Jesus, who uncle is this? Who? Daddy? Who?

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Lord?

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
And we all knew then we have some growing to do.
And Eric the Great was already there. So obviously this
man has not been around athletics anymore. Now you want
to know what can you do? And there's nothing. Man
surely can help you. There are products that can help him.
That was a product our years back called Extend, and

(01:05:29):
I don't know about seeing that anymore. I don't see
even commercials on that no more. But they have stuff
that you can do. He got to do something, but
it ain't really but he the problem is you. He's
kind of like dealing with an early alcoholic. He don't
know that alcoholic. He don't know. He's small, and you
got to stop helping with all that hollywod He don't

(01:05:56):
know because he thinks he killed. Yeah, he ain't listening
to nobody but hisself. You got to tune yourself out
feelings and listen to these women all listening here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
In the meantime. She's looking at her phone. Yeah, looking
at her nails.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
She's doing her nails. You just delusion all about who
you are. So to show you how it works, ladies,
you can ask me anything. You're in a relationship with me,
and you're trying to bring and breach the subject and
ask me in a cool way. And I'm gonna show
you how he handling the Consentey, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Yeah? You're talking so loud? Why are you so loud?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
I can't help it. You know, big man gotta do
big things. You know what I mean? You know you
know what I'm saying, Girl, I can't help it. I
can't tone it down because it ain't It won't town down,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Yeah, I got that. You can't talk girl, Yeah I
got all that.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
When you're laughing, Why are you just over the top
out of tin with the laughter falling all loud.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Come on me if I don't laugh loud, all of
them are here? You doing this cry? Because I got
all this here on you like this here, and I
huh all that cry? You know, I do the last help?
Come up all this whipping and moaning, you know you
moaning this stuff. I rather hear laughter. You know, supposed
to be a great time for both of us. So

(01:07:31):
I laugh hard. So we go and get in the
move because if I stopped this laughter, I got to
deal with these moans of ecstasy and sometimes pain because
it's just so much, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
You know what, I know that I hate that you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
You know, you brag a lot, You're loud and everything,
But do you have any idea? You know, like, how
can I put this gingerly? You're small, you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Know, small for a grown man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Yes, and I haven't read with a lot of guys.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Well you run read letter. What these little toes got
to do with it? You know what I'm saying? Yeah,
I got small toes for a man, but that's because
I done tore off all these sheets from all these
gripping I've been doing up in my life. You know
what I mean, These toes is stunted because I don't
have to stand up on them because I be standing
up in it. So now I done gotten crushed my
toes down. Girl. I'm just you know how you know

(01:08:29):
how hard it is to be this size and try
to explain this to people. You know what I mean?
So you know, baby, I'm just you know small, I
got these small toes. But now I don't know what
you're talking about because everything else got everything else girl, short, yeah, yeah,

(01:08:51):
short toes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
I'm really trying to briefly say, you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Not it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
You're not taking my breath away at you can't talk.
That's what I do. I gets, that's that's just it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
You don't let nobody talk you over.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
No, no, no, because I don't want you because I
know you having trouble describing what's happening to you. To
try to help it out, you know what I'm saying,
But you're just loud.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
I'm trying to communicate with you and tell you how
we can make communicate.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Baby. Go ahead, Okay, okay, I'm listening, but I don't
hear nothing because in my mind, I hear mold my mind.
I hear satisfaction, mid I hear gratitude. I hear in
my mind, I hear Oh Lord, I can't take no more.

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Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
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(01:10:20):
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Speaker 8 (01:10:29):
Millions of Americans will be traveling by air for Thanksgiving
this year, and the TSA expects to be x raying
a lot of bags containing turkey, side dishes and desserts. Okay,
the while Unster may be allowed to carry her famous
sweet potato pie on the plane, there are some food
items that need.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
To be checked with the rest of the luggage.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:10:51):
So here's the list of Thanksgiving dinner items. Okay, han,
it cannot being.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
One person to be listening to this in particular. I
don't know what you say it, but if for Sean
McDonald is listening, I want you to pay attention to
this list.

Speaker 8 (01:11:05):
Go ahead, shit, Okay. Anyway, this is the list that
you that you can carry on. You can carry on
baked goods like dressing. It has to be cooked, of course,
baked mac and cheese. Any kind of meat can be frozen, uncooked, cooked,
and seasoning. These are all solid foods, no liquids or jels. Now,
here's a list of the items that you must check

(01:11:27):
in your checked baggage.

Speaker 14 (01:11:29):
Okay, gravy, yes, to have it back, It'll need.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
To see.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Cranberry sauce. Cranberry got to have.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
God, hell, but I need whole berries though.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Yeah, like the you don't like it now, cranberry?

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
I like that?

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Can?

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
I like that ocean spray? Can you don't like it?
I like I like that ocean. Bring to the whole berries,
eat the other if it ain't nothing left, But I
would prefer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
The berries, all right, liquor. Liquor, gotta put that in
your bag, Gotta check check that anything else, you guys
can think of it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:17):
You can't care looking on me to be close to
that ghibli grave and that bottle break and mess up that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
We cannot mess up there, Ghibli grat. It's one of
your baked goods. Is listen to me carefully. If one
of your baked goods is sweet potato and punkin pie,
come bine, don't even pack it. I'm just telling you,
don't even This is personal advice for people I know.

(01:12:46):
Oh okay, don't nobody like that combination. It was a
bad idea. It was a bad idea. If you the
person that make the yams and you're putting marsh roast
marshmallows on top of it, keep yours at the house too.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
What about the greens?

Speaker 7 (01:13:07):
Do I pack the greens or bring them all the plane,
because you know, greens on the flight.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
They got to go under you got you might have
to freeze that too.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
They gotta go in your luggage.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Yeah, but greens thought out.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
What about the potato cent Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
That's got to be in my backpack. I'm not letting
that out of my.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
To the house.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
That's a solid, but you're gonna have to be careful.
Everybody can't make potato.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Yeah, got Thanksgiving?

Speaker 8 (01:13:41):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, so Steve,
listen to this will on Facebook rights. My girlfriend is
now my fiance. That's apparently not good enough for her parents.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
We're planning to visit them for Thanksgiving, but it's.

Speaker 8 (01:13:57):
Been made clear that we will still need to have
separate bedrooms because we're still not married. This has been
a thing with them ever since we got together three
years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
I'm over it. I know this will be the last
time for this.

Speaker 8 (01:14:10):
But I've suggested to her that we act like grown
ups and get a hotel so we don't have to
play along with rules we both think are stupid. She
thinks that her parents will be insulted if we don't stay.
I think they'll get over it if they're insulted.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
What do you think, uncle, Steve?

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Well, I think you gotta respect the rules of the house. Man, Yeah,
and all it is is just one weekend and just
play it like that man just honored. It's just a system. Man,
they old school. You gotta respect this man in this
woman's house and they rules in they house. And if
you're the fiance, that's cool. Man, y'all still gonna be fiance.

(01:14:47):
You can miss from you can miss one weekend, just
three days. It's a whole lot of times after you
get married. You ain't gonna have sex, doll whole lots,
so get ready. It's a whole lot. Ask all you want.
It ain't happening to night, so give practicing. You heard
what says it's a whole lot of weekends. I just
got in here and getting miss seven.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
It's gonna be more than weekends. It's gonna be week week.
Stay with me week.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Got to say nothing with you.

Speaker 8 (01:15:16):
I'm surprised you could say it'll.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
We put it on whole for weeks, like y'all tired,
got all this pressure. I'll be going, okay, did you
touch the stomach? And then he rolled over the other ways? Hey, hey, hey,
hate the same place for that, you stomach. If you
want to get your damn hands off of me, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
This one's from Raquel on Facebook. Raquel says, I've been
at my job for over five years. In the last
couple of years, there have been a lot of changes
and I feel like all the pressure for my department
to perform falls on me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
The stress has really been getting to me lately.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
We now have.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:15:59):
I now have aportunity to switch jobs to a field
that I've always thought I would enjoy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
But I'd be taking a significant pay cut.

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
I've done the math, and I'll still be able to
pay my bills, but I'll be saving a lot less.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
How do I decide what would be the best decision.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
I'm not taking a pay cut. That's not what else
you never do. Yeah, we're witnesses of that. Yeah, give
me the person I'm not taking pay cut.

Speaker 14 (01:16:27):
Okay, But she said she'd enjoy this job, she'd enjoy
this job a lot, go and enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Yeah, well you can stop enjoying some of those stuff too.

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Well, you ain't gonna be able to go go shopping
moment as much, and you ain't gonna be eat his
groceries and cut back on groceries. Get you an efficiency.
You had to get out that two bedroom you got.
You ain't got no more space, you ain't all it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
So what's up?

Speaker 8 (01:16:51):
So how does she make a decision on what's the
best thing that she should do? Because She sounds like
she wants to go to this new position, and she
says she can pay all her but she just won't
have enough to save.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
She'll be saving all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Right, Well you ain't gonna have the more saving. Gon
take the new job.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Well save, don't say it with an aude.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Yeah, I just told you what I would do. I
would stay with the job that paid the most and
deal with this pressure. You want to go where you
like to work, then going to go where you like
to work, and you're gonna be able to save less.
If you want to be really successful in life, you
gotta get comfortable being uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. It's more pressure.
It's all on you. That's what it is. When you

(01:17:31):
want more, get more, it take more. Now what you
want me to say? So now you don't want all that,
go get the ease ass job. You gonna mess around
beating fried cook in a minute. Ain't no pressure back there.
All you gotta do is listen funny things and take
them fries right about that all and hanging on that hook,
let them drain off it and put them in the band.
Throw some song in that basket.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
So you're telling her to stay where she is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
I mean she could say is God and said my
answer shit, and I not to be clear? I am
clear as hell. All right, come, are going back to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
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after this.

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Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
All right, guys, we've been talking about Thanksgiving all week.
Thanksgiving us this Thursday, and Steve you said earlier that
when it comes time for dinner and the prayer, you
don't like when they go around the room and ask
everyone what they're thankful for.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
So yeah, so I'm gonna ask you right now. Yeah,
it does, and the food gets cool cold.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Everything that's important you ain't important to everybody else, right?
You know about how you thinking low, about the you
were able to purchase yourself and you outfitting all this.
Heir had my head held down to hear this here.

Speaker 6 (01:19:09):
But it's always the preacher that don't get to preach
much at church. Then he when he gets to the
family gathered nick now he.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Much man preacher.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Yeah, he a.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Preacher that didn't get called. He just went on, you know,
sure like my cousin. You know, like my cousin like
fifty five. You know every year he he got gout.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
But he be closed his eyes. My eyes are closed,
he said, I want to thank Lord.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
I keep my foot this year. I don't care. He kept,
let's don't put the red meat with your fat ass. Yeah,
I ain't even know their head gout no more.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
I went to college with had got gout. We was
on the zoom talking this.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
And I went to the hospital. I went to doctor.
I got gout. I asked, look it up? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hoture, god
rid of gout.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
I thought it was like polio. I thought they had
cued that. I didn't know some play around it.

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
Would you rather right after this crazy you're listening to
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Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
All right, it's time for a round of would you rather? Guys?
Would you rather drink nothing but prune juice for five days?

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Me?

Speaker 8 (01:20:58):
Or would you'd rather drink nohing but black coffee for
thirty days?

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Nothing but black coffee for thirty days?

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Wait a minute, you mean you mean that's the only
thing you can have.

Speaker 8 (01:21:12):
Yes, yes, drink nothing but prune juice. Prune juice for
five days? Or drink nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
But you can't have no food, Just drink. That's all
you can do is drink.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Oh over here, be regular with me prune. No, no, no, no,
you're not finn to be regular.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Five day.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
You're not shod to be regular with nothing. But that's ugly.
You can't eat nothing, just drink, just drink. Well, coffee
has no nutritional value to.

Speaker 15 (01:21:43):
Her, So then you take prune that prunes you stough,
you're so clean, clean, Yeah, but I'm not to quit
work and I'm gonna take a week off.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
I got called in sick because everything whistland though, I'm
gonna be I'm gonna I'm gonna be walking around with
a beach tie on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
If you got to drink of cold, I should be almost.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
What else? Shall all? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
You wanted something to eat?

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Here we go?

Speaker 8 (01:22:17):
Would you rather eat two whole pumpkin pies or eat
too whole turkey?

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
That's e two whole pumpkin pies? Pumpkin, not sweet potato pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
I'm holding them turkeys though, over.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Too whole turkey, the big old legs.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Oh wait, are you talking about? Are you talking about
in a certain time frame?

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
You got conditions?

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
I mean, eat turkeys. Can't sit down and eat two
of them pies? You can't do either one. So are
you saying you gotta start eating until you finish? Yeah?
With the pumping pies or two turkeys? Yeah, okay, I'm
gonna take the I'm gonna take the two punkin pie, yeah,

(01:23:02):
because I can finish that in the day. Okay? Can
I eat the other one in the mall? And then
I get back on track? The turkey is done.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
That's a lot of food.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
The turkey blush, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
The old turkey.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
I can't stand un. I'll be over down. It's hard.
I can't real. Don't don't like it, old sweet. Take
the pie. It ain't trifle. No I know who to
get to make it. Listen to this. Don't get the
punkin pie Dennis that they have for us. Don't get oh,
I don't know who made that. Or do not get

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the punkin pie dinners that come with the Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
I ate it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
In ninety two. I was home in it too. I
had it. I ain't had it since. It's Duck Quickman
ninety ninety two.

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Punking for the dollar ninety nine thanks to the special
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Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
I had it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Almost care about son.

Speaker 8 (01:24:00):
Coming up our last break of the day, and we'll
have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Right after this.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show at the
Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season. While lights
are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can be the
difference for a family in need.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Right in your local community.

Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
Your donation puts presents under the tree today and food
on the table all year long, warm hearts and homes
beyond the Christmas season by donating twenty five dollars a
month at Salvation ARMYUSA dot org.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Help a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.

Speaker 8 (01:24:43):
All Right, guys, here we are, last break of the day.
As always, it's been a good day. And Steve, we
have one more phone call for you before we get
out harder. This is a guy who needs some life
motivational advice.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Hey, we're going on keeping doing to Hey, I made
a quick question. Man, I feel like I have a
calling on I know I have a calling on my
life because so it burns inside of me when I
when I think about it. You know what I'm saying
that I have a calling on my life and I
believe it not only your h put me and my

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family on a different level, but it will also help
a lot of other people. But I'm not being consistent
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
I'm being just a dating.

Speaker 16 (01:25:28):
About it and I'm not I'm not going after it
like I should what you should. Just I can do
to keep me focused and keep me consistent about it
and keep pushing forward. About it, Appreciate it, any dance,
thank you something.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
It's very simple. What I answer I'm about to give you.
It's very simple, but it's hard. You have to become disciplined.
Discipline is doing what you have to do even when
you don't want to. See. To answer the calling on
your life, it requires some discipline because that calling. You
don't want all to come with the calling. I've oftentimes

(01:26:04):
not wanted everything that comes with my calling, but it
eats away at you. You have to answer the call.
You not answer the call. You just said, brother, it
will make a better way for your family, your life
and everything. But you also are looking at the requirements,
and that's what's got you shaky. You ain't consistent because

(01:26:28):
you wake up some days and you just don't want
to do that today. Discipline is doing what you have
to do even when you don't want to do it.
So bruh, you have to become disciplined. Discipline is the
key to becoming successful. Without discipline, you cannot become successful.
You just can't. And discipline is hard to do. Discipline

(01:26:52):
is hard to develop. It's hard to wake up and
do something that you have to do, do something you
don't want to do and how to do it anyway.
It's hard, man, But those that honor the discipline are
the ones that have different types of lives. You get
to make that choice. God gives us the power of decision.

(01:27:15):
We all get to decide who we are, what we
gonna be, and the moment you stop trying, you have
to now make the adjustment to settle in, well, this
is my life. If you say this is my life,
this is what I've resigned myself too, then that's guess what.
That's what your life is to be. And if you
ain't happy with it, that's your decision. God ain't stopped

(01:27:39):
you from dreaming. God didn't stop you from believing you did.
That's yourself. When you stop dreaming, that's you. When you
quit believing, that's you. That decision occurs in your mind,
between your tim and your earloads. Those decisions are made

(01:28:04):
up there. You You, You are the farming of your brain.
You just have to understand that your brain is operated
in two halves. You have a positive side and a
negative side. A foreman is in charge of the negative side,

(01:28:24):
and a foreman is in charge of the positive side,
and a foreman is in charge of the negative side,
who you called to the forefront to give instructions to
every day. Because you're the CEO, you're the boss. If
you say, well, man, I done walk up on the
wrong side of the bed, Man, I don't feel myself today,
then guess what. That's a negative thought. The foreman that's

(01:28:46):
in charge of the negative sides come to the front
of your brain and starts issuing workers artists today. Well,
boss man said he got up on the wrong side
of the bed today. Boss man said he don't feel
himself today. Let's get to work and the workers on
the negative side, and the brain starts manufacturing thoughts to
justify and fulfill the command of the CEO. On the

(01:29:08):
other hand, if you wake up and say, Lord, I
thank you for this day. I'm grateful. I'm expecting great
things to happen to me. I'm looking for a life
of abundance, and if anything happens contrary to that, I
expect you to give me the strength and the will
and the discipline to forge forward. Guess what. The foreman
that's in charge of positive thoughts turns around and says, okay,

(01:29:31):
fellas you heard the CEO today, gonna be a great
day today. We expect great things today, and if anything
were to happen, he gonna give us the strength and
fortitude to forge forward. And that's what gets produced. It's
called discipline. Whenever I meet anybody and they are falling
short of their dreams, always check them on their discipline,

(01:29:54):
because y'all, it's really up to you. You ain't gotta
get mad nobody else. You have the power of choice.
You get to decide now if you gonna sit in
your life and accept it the way it is. Whatever
cards life then dealt you, and you gonna just play
that hand right there. You ain't gonna try to get
no new cards. You ain't gonna go and pull from

(01:30:17):
the deck. You ain't gonna try to embedter your hand.
You just these the five cards I got. What That's
not how this worked. You can change cards, man, if
you don't like the hand. Now, listen to me. Do
we all have some cards in our hands we don't want?
Of course, you can have the lowest card in the deck,

(01:30:38):
a deuce, But if you get faux deuces, you finna win.
Three deuces can win? Homie, You understand you can take something.
God has the ability to take something bad and turn
it into it. Man, you pick your hand. Man, I
got it to a spade. You playing spades? You pick

(01:30:59):
up your card. I got three of spade, man, I
got four spade. Hey, I'm all these lower as spades.
Keep picking, you mess around, and you got seven spades
in your hand. I don't care if it's two through eight.
You fin the win, homie, You fin the win now, brother,
Get disciplined. Talk to God today, Love to hear.

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