World-Record Marriage, Steve Harvey's Voicemail, I Went From Main To Mistress, I Need You To Wash Me, and more - 02.25.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
don't know y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
At all at all.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Given them black the.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Million bus busy.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Listening to.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Don't Joy.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Joy you.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Turn, you turn, you gotta turn. I got to turn

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the mouth, turn you probably got to turn the mouth,
turn out the water the money, look me, come me,
come on, you'll think that.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Uh huh, I sure will.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now one and on that. Steve Harvey got
a radio show. Well all right, I've learned something and
it's sharing time. And I am ever appreciated. I do

(02:26):
appreciate God for all that he allows me to learn
in my life. Well, one of the best lessons I've
learned is that hardship teaches you some great lessons. Challenges
brings about some of my best results. I think what

(02:48):
I'm trying to say is in every challenge, in hardship,
every setback, I've learned something so so valuable. So here's
here's what I've You know, I've known this, but I've
just learned it at a different angle. Appreciation and gratitude

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is the key to having more.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Now.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I don't know how that sound to you, but I
can't tell you how true it is. God being fair
and just as he really is.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
He really is.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
He's a fair and a just God. What's most beneficial
to us is he happens to be full of mercy
and grace. And I'm telling you something, man, I've probably
benefited from his grace and mercy more than anything else.

(03:51):
I mean, really, man, if it wasn't for him just
forgiving me, and then for him just touching my life
the way he has, I mean, I'm not here in
this position today.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm just not. But a funny thing has happened along
the way, even to you, if you look at it, is.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
That your genuine appreciation and gratitude has been the key
to you having more for your continued blessings and for
making room for Heaven to open up and pour out
blessings that you don't have room enough to receive. If
you look at it, see God being affair and just God,

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which he is.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Why would he put more on you than you can bear?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
If you've noticed everything that's happened in your life, if
you're still here, you've made it. You know, forget how
rough it was got that, but you made it forget
what it sent you through and it how it made
you feel.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
You made it.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Now, what makes people give up and you hear about
people committing suicide, is they leave the God out of
their life and they start allowing that other voice to control.
And if it's really true that God never puts more
on you than you can bear, as long as you
stay connected to God, you can get through anything. But

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you lose that connection, you lose that communication, you lose
that relationship with him. If you're not having a relationship
with God, then who you having a relationship with. No,
it ain't but two forces at work at all time.
It's good and evil. It's positive and negative. It is God,

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it's Satan. Now, this is at work all the time.
So if you're not being positive about everything, you leave
room for negative to step in. If you're not trying
to be righteous in your way, then you allow evil
to step in. If you don't work on your relationship

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with God. Come on, now, look who you're letting step in.
So now I'm asking you to understand that God never
puts more on you than you can bear. Okay, now
that we got that clear, that's a fact. Okay, Now
with that fact in mind. Let's go over this right here.
Why would God, being as just and merciful as he is,

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put more on you than you can bear? Example, if
God has given you blessings and all you're doing is
complaining about him, you're never showing any appreciation of gratitude
about it.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Why would he give you some more stuff to be
ungrateful for? Why would he give you some more stuff
to complain about? Why would he give you.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Some more stuff that you would not show any more
appreciation for? I mean, this thing is real simple, man,
ain't it if you think about it?

Speaker 7 (07:04):
So?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
A lot of times, man, when I was going through
my positions of not having and wondering at all, I here,
I ended up checking myself and going, man, I'm not
even showing any gratitude or appreciation for the things He
has done for me. Start showing some appreciation and gratitude.
Because it's the key to have it more. It's the
key to continued blessings. It's the key to the windows

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of heaven opening up and pouring out a blessing that
you won't have room enough to receive. It's the appreciation
and gratitude of what you already have as minimal as
it may appear to be right now for you, it
is still what you have. But if you've shown no gradual,
no no gratitude for the minimal, why would he give

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you the maximum? I mean, I'm just really just trying
to put it real, real, simple. I can keep understanding
this thing right here. So let me give you an example.
In my life, I had gotten so busy at one
point that I had began to complain about how busy
I was. This is true because I am busy, but

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it ain't the busy part because I asked to be busy.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
You know, I asked God to give me opportunities and
to make a way for me. Well, in that you
got to do something, and you got to get busy.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
But I began to complain about the busyness and how
busy I was, and I noticed that a couple of
things slowed up for me. So I had got to
the point where I wasn't showing real gratitude for it. Well,
I looked up and a couple of things started slowing down,
and then I had to catch myself and I went, wow, man,

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you have got to start embracing the fact that you
are this busy. The fact that what all comes along
with it. Because to whom much is given, much is required.
You gotta start embracing the requirement part if you want
to continue with the giving part. So I changed my attitude.
I caught myself and I started thinking them and showing

(09:16):
real gratitude for how busy I was instead of complaining
about how busy I was. And then guess what, It
opened up the windows of heaven and some more blessings
got pulled out. It just works that way all the time,
for everybody, for me, for you, for everybody. So listen,
y'all again. Your appreciation and gratitude is the key to
having more. Your appreciation and gratitude is the key to

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continued blessings. And your appreciation and gratitude is the only
way that you can get those windows of heaven to
open up and pull out these blessings that you won't
have room enough to receive. You got to act like
you're glad for what you've got in order to get more.
You feel me, let's go. You're listening to the Steve,

(10:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have it, young divided attention
to Steve harbt Morn the show we about to In
the words of nephew Tommy, we about to pop the
pop to pop off. That's how I used to do it.
Good morning, everybody. Hey, listen, God is good. God is
in the blessing business. Sometimes you just got your trust

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in his timing. I know you're going through it a
little bit longer than you want to. I know what
the situation may be lasting a whole lot longer than
you think. You got the will power to withstand, but
you willwithstanding. This too shall pass. And God's got a
plan for you. If you are a believer and you
love the Lord, he has a plan for you. You

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have put on this path and it's uniquely yours. Try
to understand that. Steve Harvey talking to myself, just letting
y'all hear it out loud. Hold On, I remember Mama
him used to sing this at church all the time.
Hold on to God's unchanging hands because he don't. He

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don't never leave you. And here's the key to whatever
you're looking for. He ain't ever been late for nothing.
He's never been late. As no one can say God
showed up too late.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
That the ain't what he do.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Steve Halm show Arloon Strawberry calling for reel Mississippi Moniku
and the legend that is Nephew tell me, you know,
Junior's not here today, so we're gonna just go on.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm just gonna say, all is good. You know, how
y'all doing this morning?

Speaker 8 (11:40):
Thank you good?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Everybody good? How you feeling, how you feeling?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, I'm good, you know, going through a little something.
But I got it though, cause I got it, cause
he got it. That's I just got to keep in
mind myself. He got it, so I ain't got the trip.
I got it just like he had every other thing.
And boy, I'd have been up in some stuff. That's
what you've been in? Oh No, I think a short

(12:08):
a question would be what I ain't.

Speaker 8 (12:11):
But Steve, you know, people have a heart.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I ain't been in no drug trouble.

Speaker 8 (12:15):
Go ahead, relating, They say what are you?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Wait? Tommy said, what you've been at? What you've been
up here in?

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Dogs? And I said, well, I'm gonna just say what
I ain't been in. I ain't been in no drug trouble.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
That just random you just yeah, everything else though I'm
pretty much had a hand in.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
But then I was saying if sometimes people have a
hard time relating to when you say you've been through
something because you're rich, you have money to take care
of all those things.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, that ain't got lighted guy to do with it.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Brother, let me tell you. I want you all to
understand something. Life happens to us all. No one is
exempt from life situation. Steve Jobs had money too, Steve
Jobs gone. Howard Hughes had money too. Howard Hughes gone money.
That's some problems in this world that your money can't fix.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
That's where people you know that term rich people problems?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
No, yeah, no, no, that ain't that. Trust and believe. Look,
we suffer grief just like you suffer grief. We have
personal family issues just like you. Ain't got nothing to
do with money.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I wish it did.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
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Speaker 1 (13:36):
Show, pay somebody to stop this.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
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Speaker 8 (14:16):
It is time now to run that Brenk back with
the nephew. What you got for his nef me?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Crazy? You gotta at least make it sound better.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
You know.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
The prank is something I shouldn't be doing, but I
did it. Here we go, bed Bugs is the title.
Let's go big Bug.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Hello, Hello, trying to speak to Shenise?

Speaker 6 (14:38):
She's out here right now?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Is I think a message?

Speaker 10 (14:40):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Do you know when she's coming back? Now?

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Is this a business calls them?

Speaker 5 (14:44):
No? No, it's personal. I need to talk to her immediately.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
No, you need to talk to me.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
It's just a man.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Who is it?

Speaker 5 (14:51):
This is? This is Brandon?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Who are you?

Speaker 6 (14:54):
I'm ernest man? But why do you know Sonise?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
I got a bit of a situation here, man, and
it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some money
from her. So I kind of need to talk to
her about about getting this money. Is totally disrupted my
whole apartment, and I need to actually see about talking
to her about getting this whole problem, taking care.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Of what's the situation, what's the.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
What's going on? I mean, I'm basically right now, I'm
twenty five hundred dollars in the rears due to Shynese,
and I, you know, I need to see if she's
gonna be able to pay me for this situation or what.
You know, do my girl owe you money? She owes
me twenty five hundred dollars, twenty five.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Hundred dollars for what. I don't even know who you are,
first of all, So what's up with the twenty five
hundred dollars?

Speaker 5 (15:43):
First of all, my name is Brandon, Okay, and I've
been knowing she's probably for the last three or four
months now, Okay, So here you want to know what
all in a nutshell is. It's like this Chane's been
coming through okay for the last three or four months,
been coming over here to my spot, to my apartment,
hanging out. I'm just now finding out within the last

(16:04):
two weeks. It's I had to get rid of my couch.
I had to get rid of my mattresses because the mattress,
because it's better mattress.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Wait a minute, dude, Wait a minute. So you're trying
to tell me.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
She was in your bed. Yeah, she's been in my bed.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Dude, she been in your bed? Are you crazy?

Speaker 5 (16:22):
You knows time?

Speaker 6 (16:24):
Five hundred dollars. Problem is twenty five hundred dollars you
talking about my girl was in your bed. Now, we're
not even gonna get into that. You understand what I'm saying,
but that's twenty five hundred dollars. You can forget about it. No, no, no, no, no,
hold up, broll you calling here? You calling here? You
calling here? And here, dude, answer the phone. And you
still got to to have for her. And then't gonna
tell me about some twenty five hundred dollars about some mattress.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Dude, I'm out my mattresses, man, or a thousand bucks
full of bed bucks. I had to throw that away.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Now I'm probably worry about no damn mattress. Dude, you're
talking about my girl. We've been together for four years.
I'm about to pop the question on her, and you
want to sit there talking about she'd been hanging with
you or take it with you for the four months.
It's about to be.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Over in the many now, what if you want to
marriage Denise cool? I don't care nothing about it.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
Don't even worry about that now.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
But you don't.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
When I was talking about some dad mattress, man, that's
that's a problem, dude, ain't worried about no damn mattress.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
I don't worry them. I ain't got no mattress right now.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
My house, you call them mine.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
I do not call a mattress right now. Nor do
I have a couch.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Do you understand I don't can't know about your mattress
nor couch. Dude, I don't care nothing about that. Your name,
you say your name, Brandon, I'm Brandon, Yes, yeah, brand Okay,
don't worry about it right now because you're gonna find
me a real slow. Don't let me find you before
you find me, or you understand what I'm saying, don't
you don't?

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Don't do you can?

Speaker 6 (17:39):
You can have them big bugs and that mattress or whatever.
Answer me for all I care. But what I'm saying
is you're talking about some big bus and the bugs
over here.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Okay, so what you're getting all about that? See them
problem over here in my place?

Speaker 6 (17:50):
I don't care at about it. She ain't bring nothing
over that, first of all. But I ain't ain't even
a problem right now.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
You want to be over here, man, you let nobody
else over here.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Don't worry about who you are over there. But you're
gonna call here something about no money. You ain't getting
nothing from here?

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Okay, First of all, due, check this out. I don't
have a problem with you, okay, Me and you cool?
No when you cool? Problem?

Speaker 6 (18:09):
We already got a problem. You call with me something
about you been sleeping with my brother?

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Hey, dog Dodge, but one I'm gonna say it again.
Me and you cool? Dog we cool? We not cool?

Speaker 11 (18:17):
We not cool.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
But I'm gonna find out water. I wanna handle Soanise myself.
I'm gonna hon do you. I'm gonna handle you later.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
What you think to what you're talking about? You, You're
gonna handle me.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress right?

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Hey, do you want a message?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Right?

Speaker 5 (18:32):
And marriage? Shenise, I ain't got nothing to do with
that my water about my money back? Man for the
for the property of mind that she has ruined.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Man, don't worry about that. I'm gonna get you a massis.
Don't worry about that. It'supposed to be a casket wrapper
around that they do.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Dude, Why you sitting here creating the drama with me?
When me, me and you, we ain't even the problem.
The problem is Sannise.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
The problem is you picked up your phone and you
call here. That's the problem. But you got to do
You ain't got no couch, you ain't got no message.
Now you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
You know what I see. I can't talk to you.
When do Senise get home?

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Man, don't wonder if I when Shanise get home. What
you need to worry if I was when I find you?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Okay? So so when you're gonna have my money in
it when you find me because I need my money.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Day, I'm gonna have your money, your mattress too. Please
understand you're gonna be wrestling red or whatever.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Okay, Okay, So so let me ask you this here. Man,
Shanise bringing bed bugs over to my house. Leave them
all in my mattress, leave them all over my couch.
Where I gotta throw my stuff away. Where I'm wrong?
At man, where I'm wrong.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she
had a man?

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Say?

Speaker 6 (19:32):
What did you know she had a man? But I
mean kind of kind of sort of but not really though,
ain't no kind of sort of man even you know
she got a man or she don't got a man?
You knew she had a man?

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Right?

Speaker 6 (19:43):
And you still win? DNI Right?

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do with y'all. Man,
I'm dealing with these bed bugs. June. Stand what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Dude, do you understand you messing up for a four
years relationship? You know how much time I put in
with this woman?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Four years?

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Four years we about to get we was about to.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Get married, and you call in here with this. What
are y'all supposed to get married?

Speaker 6 (20:01):
Don't worry about when we supposed to get married.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Man, you messed that all up.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
What I'm trying to explain to you is due you
calling here on some big bugs, which I know she
ain't got nothing to do with. But the fact that
you told me that she was over your house, in
your bed, that's over. It's over now. You understand what
I'm saying. Now, when she get home, I'm gonna deal
with that. You understand what I'm saying. That's gonna get
dealt with walking up out of here. But when I
leave here, please believe my next doctor is to come

(20:25):
find your wa First of all, how do you get
the number to this apartment? That's what I want to
know they do. She gave me both numbers. The cell
phone number in the house number told me, you know,
if it's an emergency, called the house. Okay, and this
is an emergency.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah, that's an emergency.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
I learn another emergency number, learning nine one one because
when I come down because on your dog, either you
come out on your head of it or you better
call the cops. You understand what I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
To tell you.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Hey, man, do you think Tommy will pay for the
bed bugs? Who is Tommy? I'm just saying, do you
think Tommy will play for the bed But?

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Who is Tommy?

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Tommy? Dog? You Tommy from the Steve Halby Morning Show. Ernest,
you just got pranked by your girl shot niece.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Man.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
Y'all y'all or hey, it was over, It was over.
You understand what I'm telling you.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
All right, let's go. Come on, Shirley, what you got.

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Speaker 8 (22:04):
Coming up at the top of the hour.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
And entertainment news outrage over in MSNBC's cancelation of joy
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Star is pregnant after sleeping with one hundred men in
one day. We'll talk about all of these stories at
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Speaker 8 (22:41):
We're kind of right now. We'll get into all of it.
But right now it's time to ask the clo.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
This is from China in t Neck clo China writes,
my husband hasn't worked since November. He's at home all
day looking for job and cleaning and cooking. I love
him for that, but I would really appreciate it if
he could shower daily. How can he walk around unbothered
by his body odor?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
What you can't stink? Ain't clean that much cooking though?

Speaker 5 (23:17):
You know?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Housekeeping is strenuous. Yeah, you know that vacuum and that's
your arm going back and forth, vacuum and then you
dusting there you shaking, folding up sheets and stuff, sheet folded,
get your arms flapping, you trying to fluff out tiles
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Ain't he stink? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:39):
You ain't concerned about him working or nothing. Y Ain't
that ain't bothering you any You ain't a boy as older.
I don't know what to tell you, baby, but you
got a good man that's stink handed. Next question.

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Should okay, all right, we're moving on.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
That ain't none of our problem. But he cooking over
the food, grilling onions and stuff which coming through. That's why,
that's why he don't know.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
Becauld she she? Should she say something?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
It's your husband?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
What you right?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Off shore? Got to say something? We don't even know him, Okay,
And if I did know him, I'll just stand over him.
And it was adult.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
It's gonna be one of those days, I can tell,
all right, Lindsey in Orlando.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
So bad we don't even know him. This could be
one of.

Speaker 8 (24:33):
Those days, Lindsay and Orlando says.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
My husband's family kept our two children, and our kids
came home asking for bacon and grape jelly for their biscuits.
I have asked his mom repeatedly not to feed my
children all that sweet salty mess. Should I stop sending
them over there?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (24:53):
Did?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Okay? And how you're gonna get a break?

Speaker 8 (24:55):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Grandparents do stuff like that. They liked it.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
They they do stuff you don't do in your parenting
because that's how they do. Now, if if you don't
want to break, no morey and don't send them over there.
But when they're going over there, they're gonna eat this
damn bacon biscuit and jelly sandwich. Now what you're gonna
eat when you're here?

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Good?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
And then we're gonna have a try this crackling. They're
gonna have some crackler next time they.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Go over there. The damn it.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
You're gonna learn yourself something over here at the grandma's
house and we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Have they fried apples.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Uh do you follow the diet for your grandchildren?

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Oh no, hell no, hell no. To one of my
daughters is vegan and had bj Mama was vegan for
a while. I introduced him to barbecue.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Against her wishes.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
Proudly.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
What is hey, hey, this little boy, fol he don't
look vegan. Why why is we doing this to this boy?
He's ecstatic smelling this smoked meat. My obligation. Boy, I'm
talking about who She came out that daddy, What are
you doing? He doesn't eat meat? I said, yeah, you

(26:06):
do it right here? Look him, bro, game change Yuh.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
All right?

Speaker 8 (26:16):
Yeah, all right, so bacon and jelly it is okay.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
Moving on to Archie in Kalamazoo, Archie writes, I'm dating
a new girl and she has an issue with submitting.
She's always she always wants to be the big spoon,
and I told her that that feels weird to me.
She also loves to give me directions during the heat
of passions. How do I relinquish some control?

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Well, first of all, he old his name Archie, Archie.
Ain't nobody named Archie.

Speaker 8 (26:47):
In a long ass time, seventies?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, yeah, Archie.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Now, Archie, you done found one of these women that
just you know, and she's given out instructions.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Archie, you're not doing it right.

Speaker 6 (27:01):
Now.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
If y'all in there in the bedroom and you're not
doing the.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Right Archie, she gonna have some something to say about that,
because you know, she is a participant in the activity,
so she should have her say so in the activity.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Arch ain't nothing wrong with that, Ain't no woman, finna
Let you just keep doing her wrong?

Speaker 5 (27:20):
That?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Ain't finna keep happening.

Speaker 12 (27:23):
That hard?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, well, aren't you you know? He ain't he going
about it wrong? He ain't you know.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
It's angles to this thing, and he not he not
doing none of this. He ain't doing none of that, Artie,
just standing standing up down up down up down.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
Creator.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Yeah, you got turned, they got cars, I got you
got an angle, you got angle, then you got change.
You gotta change. You can't go up down, you gotta
go down, down, down, down down there, all right, rhythm,
got down?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (28:06):
Right now?

Speaker 8 (28:09):
We're moving on last one?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
You got, you got you gotta get your pace together.
Stop being standard.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
But what about his what about his his comment? She
wants to be the big spoon? What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I don't I don't know what that means. That's real
old and you want to be the big spoon, you know?

Speaker 8 (28:34):
He says she has a problem with submitting. She will
just start to day. He just ain't your wife's gonna submit.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Ain't nobody love it? Obeyed? Why don't you get another girl?
What a girl you had before this?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Right?

Speaker 8 (28:50):
She left him.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Archie no out, Bernie Bernice because.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Because I'm telling you, man, he didn't have trouble with all,
because phyllis, phyllis was the same way.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Phillis didn't do that. And then Agnes, she was tripping.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Dean.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
I'm just telling you, jeror Deane. And then Barbara Barbara,
Bob told his ass this ain't thing that happened.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
But the big spoon is the person on the outside
in the bed. So she beholding.

Speaker 8 (29:31):
Spoon spooning her.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Oh hell see, Archie, See that's that's the same thing
Gladys did.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
That's you. You're having trouble with her and Gwen.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
You knew Gwen was from he said, I don't know
how you learned by now we find them God though,
but you know what, he should have stayed with Odetta
because then he hold a better chance.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh dat with his old ass name. I know all
his women. Oh all right, thank you, Clo.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Coming up, I think coming up at the top of
the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you right
after this.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
Well, we were all upset about the firing of Joy
Reid at MSNBC. According to The New York Times, MSNBC
is planning to replace Read's program with the show led
by a trio of anchors, Simone Sanders Townsend we all
know her, a political commentator and former Democratic strategist, Michael Steele,
a former chair of the Republican National Committee, and Alsia Menendez.

(30:43):
One fan posted on social media quote, every time MSNBC
has a shakeup, the black woman solo led show is
always the first to go.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
This is according to Ambassador Digital magazine editor in chief
Lussa Jackson on threads, Tameron Hall, Tiffany cross Zerlina Maxwell,
and now Joy Reed. So they're calling for a boycott
of MSNBC. Okay, wow, yeah, yeah, we're doing something.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (31:17):
Yeah it was great. Yeah is great.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
She's a journalist, she was making a difference.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Yeah, definitely heard. But it's not a surprise with the
current administration. And you know, anyway, let's move on yea
and other entertain In other news, Let's say President Trump
ordered the iconic Resolute desk removed from the Oval Office

(31:43):
for refurbishment after Elon Musk's four year old son X
appeared to pick his nose and wiped it on the
desk during his father and President Trump's joint Q and
A session about the work of the Department of Government Efficiency,
we know as DOGE. According to The New York Post,
Ex wiggled his finger around in his nostril and then

(32:03):
seemingly wipe the results on the desk first used by Yeah,
this is the very famous desk we're talking about here,
first used by President John F. Kennedy in nineteen sixty one,
later used by President Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
B Elon Musk, Elon Musk and Trump's days is numbered.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
You mean because of them as partners?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah, man, I'm telling you because it's just as soon
as Elon Musk start getting credit for something, as soon
as he started giving more interviews, and as soon as
somebody put it in Trump's ear man, this guy right here, man,
he getting all the shine. You the vice president. That's
gonna be it.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Uh huh.

Speaker 10 (32:46):
And I want Elon Musk to stop demonizing government employees.
Stop ya acting like they are doing something wrong and
you're trying to fire them every five minutes.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
These people work every day. What did they do? Who
do you think you are?

Speaker 4 (33:03):
He's rich. I told them, I told them this it.
Trump only cares about how much money you have. Did
you see how he's cozy enough to putin because the
richest man in the world, this dude got that all

(33:24):
the other money. That's what Trump respects. That's why his
whole front row at his inauguration was billionaires. It's who
got money. That's how he judges people. It's nothing else.
But we couldn't take some full nine and wipe this
disk down. We had to get rid of the home.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I know, I know. He didn't smear way more than
what this little boy had done on that desk.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
I know. Oh well, Trump is a known germophobe, Tommy
something you know which you can relate.

Speaker 8 (33:54):
He revealed in a truth Yeah, yeah, he's a germophobe
like you.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
That the resolute desk has been temporarily replaced, temporarily replaced.

Speaker 8 (34:04):
With the C and O desk, one of six available
to a sitting president.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
So there you go.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Yeah, you can be a germophobe and be president. All right, finally,
this story right here, Okay, only fans star Lily Phillips,
who recently made headlines by sleeping with one hundred men
in one day, has announced that she's pregnant. Okay, that's
one thing, but we don't want you to confuse Lily

(34:32):
with Bonnie Blue, who slept.

Speaker 8 (34:34):
With over a thousand men.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
And what before you say that though, Okay, what's happening
one hundred men?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
So now you have an unprotected six yes with me?

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Good?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Great?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
I don't know, he ain't know nine was, but he
should have had several conserves and a number eighty he
has got to know he going to the.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Hospital and what about one hundred? What about one?

Speaker 4 (35:08):
He just he just he obviously needn't talk to his
doctor and find out he ain't have a six months
nohow because he just said, we go out and Blade's glory.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
That's just some damn Now, who is this other woman show?

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Okay, her name is Bonnie Blue, Steve, we don't want
you to confuse Lily Phillips with her because Bonnie Blue
slept with over a thousand men in one day, So
she got Lily Phillips feat.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
That's impossible.

Speaker 7 (35:36):
Yeahsiness impossible. You would think, Yeah, you would think. They're
not doing this for money or anything. It's just for records,
to hold the record right, to get props for that.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
So there you go. I got a partner name eg.
I promise you he wasn't in that line.

Speaker 8 (35:57):
Why you say that?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, it would have over. It would have been over
on the way in line he was at.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
But he'd have had to be number thousand because he'd
have been anywhere up front. They would have been over.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
I'm just tell you, speaking of making records.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, there's a
new Guinness world record for the longest marriage, and we'll
talk about that right after this.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
It's Steve Harbin Martin shaw Man.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
It might be two birds in that bush, but if
you let this bird go to reach in there for
the two in the bush and they fly out the bush,
you ain't got nothing. A bird in the hand is
worth two in the bush.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
But if it's two and that are having to catch both,
wouldn't that be better?

Speaker 4 (36:40):
See key word in there was a small word with
the morn of the smallest words with the biggest consequences.
If if I robbed this bank, and if they don't
catch me, I'm gonna be rich. Okay, a whole lot
of ifs sitting in prison today.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Coming up right, you're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 4 (37:36):
Well.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
A couple in Brazil have set a new Guinness World
record for the longest marriage, Okay, the longest marriage. Manuel
angeloum Dino and his wife Maria Desusadino have been married
for an incredible eighty four years. Eighty four years and
seventy seven days.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Imagine that they met in nineteen thirty six and were
married in nineteen forty. They raised thirteen children. Now, Manuel,
who is one hundred and five years old, and Maria,
who's only a young, spry one hundred and one, have
a one hundred grandchildren, yes, one hundred grandchildren, great grandchildren,

(38:16):
and even great great grandchildren. When asked about the secret
to a long lasting marriage, Maria's sample answer is simple.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
She said, it's love. It's love, pure and simple. Yeah,
and you got.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
And I think the other secret is I want to
have to quick care about a whole lot of other people.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Why you say that, I just.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Think you can't take on the responsibility too many people,
Like I'm taking on responsibility too many people to find.
If I can cut some of these people off, I'll
probably be here a little bit longer.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
That's what I think it is.

Speaker 7 (38:50):
Well, they say, according to marriage dot Com, Steve, you
might be honest something. They say, the secret is understanding
and compromise. You got to show emotion and be vulnerable. Uh,
you got to show physical affection. You gotta be intimate
with your partner. You have to be best friends, and
you have to trust fully in your spouse. You have

(39:12):
to trust them fully.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
I like it. Also just having some grandkids. Now they
have a hundred grandkids. Yeah, I think the boy to
survive that is pick the ones you really like, and
you don't spend no time with the ones you don't
be cause you don't know how much longer you got
your hundred and six and hundred and one. These are grandkids.

(39:36):
I like, don't bring the other ones over here. You though,
you can say anything, there's too many damn people. There's
too many damn people. And we're not having nothing over
here now Christmas Thanksgiving, nothing to feed all these people.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
We're not finna do that. But I know for a
fact it's some grandkids and great gang kids that Dan met.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
I know that.

Speaker 8 (40:02):
Before you say that, why is too many and you
don't care? But don't you want to meet your grandkids.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
All of them and your great grandchildren.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
We declined the reunion. We declined the you don't take them.
They name you think I'm gonna know? They name's one
hundred in them. Everybody, come here, boy, you finna hear
that over?

Speaker 10 (40:28):
Who me?

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Who Me?

Speaker 8 (40:29):
You're gonna hear that a lot too.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Who me?

Speaker 12 (40:31):
Right?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, not the other one.

Speaker 10 (40:34):
What about if they want to take a family picture
the family reunion t shirt?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
This is they're gonna have to get a drug a trunk.
They're gonna have to get drunk.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, We're
gonna check your voicemail Steve at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Right after this, you already know what time it.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
Is by DC on Flag.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
You're listening Dave Hardy Morning Show. It is time now
to check your voicemail. Steve eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
You can call and leave a message. Might just see
your call on the air.

Speaker 8 (41:10):
Here we go, Steve.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
A woman left a message about a messy family situation
dealing with the death of a loved one.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Okay, I'm gonna try to keep this brief. You have
a new wife that has been married to this gentleman
for ten years. They have a home, beautiful home. Unfortunately,
the new wife's husband has gotten ill. He's terminal and
he is like almost on a deathbed. The new wife
called for the father, the brother, the sisters, and children.

(41:37):
Any decision she makes, she consults the children, let them
know what's going on, as you're supposed to do. She
consults the family to let them know everything in requesting
for everyone to come to the new wife and her
husband's home as dying. In that request, all of a sudden,
the ex wife shows up walks into the new wife home,

(42:00):
and so she was invited, mind you, no one asked
the new wife would it be okay if the ex
wife came. Someone overheard the ex wife's daughter telling her
she was wrong. She should not have been there. I
personally think she's wrong. Well, what are your views on this?
I'm trying to keep it brief. The husband came too,

(42:21):
and pointed at her with a fixed stare. He just
pointed at her. He's sick, he's practically dying. But he
looked at her and pointed at the ex wife like,
why are you here?

Speaker 8 (42:32):
So wow, go figure.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
The new wife graciously lees her stay. What is five
minutes to see her ex husband and her home. Let
her stay.

Speaker 11 (42:41):
Didn't say a word.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
All she did was say, is time for you to go?
You're getting too comfortable. The ex wife's daughter, oldest daughter,
decided she put her too cents in. The new wife
put the daughter in her place also and told them
to leave. Told them that she did not have to
explain herself in her home and she was Queen Bee

(43:03):
and to leave.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
What are your views on that, Steve, Well, I mean,
I think the new wife is perfectly within her right
to make this call you the ex wife now, and
so the new wife has right. She's doing everything. She's
told everybody to come by and see him, she's consulting
her family. She's within her rights. They've been married ten
years now. I'm telling you what I do know. When

(43:27):
he woke up and saw her and pointed at her,
for he was saying, with your ass is the reason
that I'm in here. You in you're the cause it'll
get out, get out, get her out.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I know exactly what he woke up for. Now since
she was there.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Yeah, and now after forty five minutes, she said, you
have to leave. You're getting too comfortable. Nobody invited her,
and so she came in to pay her respects or
whatever she want to call it. You've done that, and
now get out. You're not talking with him. You're creating drama.
And then the daughter jumped in and said something, you
get your ass out too, because you're in this woman's house.

(44:15):
However you feel about it, you in her house. She
can put anybody out.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
She won't so the woman and let me just tell
you the lady that was on the voicemail, she is
the new wife.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Friend, I'm telling you right now. Let me ask you this,
that's the new wife. Which one of them tried from
family members hold the X.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
What was going on that? Everybody was one of the kids.
His sister sister always like uh, always like la.

Speaker 8 (44:55):
So I'm tell.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
These old people all these is all right.

Speaker 8 (45:03):
We have another one. This is from Felicia. I see,
this is Felicia Gilly.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
I am a fan of the whole show and also
a big fan of yours. So I was thinking, I
maybe you can get back.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Into the movie setting.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
I bring out a new movie for us to watch.

Speaker 8 (45:19):
But yeah, I'm a big fan of the show.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I listen to it every morning.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Tommie Shirley, join your you.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
I mean, I just love y'all.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
No, I'm not no afflelator. I appreciate you liking the
little role I had.

Speaker 12 (45:32):
I wasn't just started at a movie, Nick cannon was.
I don't know how to handle this right here. Just
let's just say thank you, thank you. I ain't even
I ain't even looked at no movie.

Speaker 8 (45:46):
All right, coming up next year.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
But Nick Cannater is a daddy. Now, uh huh.

Speaker 8 (45:52):
The pank phone call for today.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Right after that, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
Show coming up at the top of the hour above.
Four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is I went from Maine to mistress. All right,
I'll get into that and find out how that happened.
But right now it is time for the nephew. He's
here with today's praying phone call. What you got for

(46:16):
his neph something that all me?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
And won't you know this? Right here? The title is
I need you to wash me. That sounds real old
to me, So I wipe wipe me down, wipe me down. Man,
that sounds very old to me. I need you to
watch me. Let's go cat doc.

Speaker 11 (46:40):
It's a great day, nurse. This is Felicia.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
five on one.

Speaker 11 (46:46):
I'm sorry, five one.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
I need somebody to come down here to five oh
one and clean me up.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Sir.

Speaker 11 (46:54):
I think you might have the wrong number.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Then I need the nurse to come down here to
five on one and clean me up.

Speaker 11 (47:03):
Sir, this is a nursery, not the nurse. I think
you might have dialed the wrong number.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Nor I need to talk to the well nurse said
he that's who's the only clean me up. I need
to come down here and clean me up, Sir.

Speaker 11 (47:17):
I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
are you calling from?

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Who? Who is this here?

Speaker 11 (47:25):
This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
That's what I say. I need the nurse that come
down here and clean me up. I'm this bed playing
and all this stuff to clean me up because I've
been sitting here a long time now.

Speaker 11 (47:39):
Ain't nobody to come well, Sir, I think you dial
the wrong number. If you tell me where you are,
I can try to help you.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.
Y'all supposed to be a y'all supposed to get here
every a something I suposed to come to check on.
Ain't nobody come check on me yet?

Speaker 11 (48:00):
Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.
Try hanging up and then dialing.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
It's just a nurse station, sir.

Speaker 11 (48:08):
This is a nursery. We take care of children here.
This is not the nurse station.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
I'm not no child. I said, it's just the nurse station.

Speaker 11 (48:18):
I'm sorry you're not listening to me. This is not
the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here.
We take care of children. So I think you dial
the wrong number.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
No, they said that they're supposed to come clean up
every hour. They're spos to come check on now. I
bet I bet on my near three hours. An't nobody
come check on me here?

Speaker 6 (48:38):
Another?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
I need somebody to come clean out. And uh, there's
the bad plan in full. And they just they they
just don't come check on us like they pull to
check on them. I am checkers.

Speaker 11 (48:51):
I'm really sorry that they have not come to check
on you in your your bed hands.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
So why would they learn to sit here like they do?

Speaker 11 (48:59):
Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is
a nursery, we take care of small children. This is
not the nursing station. So I'm not my grandkid.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
I got small chilling as my grandkids. I got about
forty two grandkids.

Speaker 11 (49:14):
Forty two that comes in on Sunday.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
But sooner then the people at the nurse stairs and
that they ain't treating me bad and leave me here
like this here two or three hours, I'm about come
check on me. Can you come down here and check
this bad? Bad sir?

Speaker 11 (49:28):
I can't do that. I need to get back to
the kids here though. If we take care of at
sea my.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Kids, No, my kids don't come tell they come on Sunday.
They come all the Sunday after church and they come.

Speaker 11 (49:40):
Sleep, do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad your kids
come see you. And I'm going to get off the
phone now. When I hang up, you just down the
number right now.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
When you get off, you're gonna come down here and
come thick and clean me up.

Speaker 11 (49:54):
I'm not going to do that, but I'm going to
let you call back, and why you all.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Come clean me up? Why I'm gonna do that? Whyther
do it? So?

Speaker 11 (50:02):
I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Mark when when? When?

Speaker 11 (50:06):
When?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
When? When? When? When I was coming through be proposed
to do the job? You do? What the jolly or
whatever your jolly or that what you do? I want
forty two years straight?

Speaker 11 (50:17):
And I did my job, Okay, I'm a teacher.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
That's why you come on down here and do what
you're supposed to do.

Speaker 11 (50:24):
Because I don't clean you know why.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
I go on y'all young folks, don't do your job now?
Damn what you're gonna make me? Man? You don't get
your do you get your dot here?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (50:35):
I'm going to ask that you not talk to me
like that.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
You get your time down here, come clean this bad
pen and clean me up. I ain't supposed to be
sitting here like this all the time. What's your name again?

Speaker 11 (50:47):
It's Felicia, and I really really nice to get down
here right now. Please do not speak to me like that.
I'm trying to do right away. I won't you gonna
calm down and quit talking to me like that. I'm
trying to help you. Now, that's just rude speaking to
me like that. Now, this is a nurser read you can, David.

(51:17):
You're not gonna talk to me like that. That's just
rude and disrespectful.

Speaker 13 (51:20):
Don't speak to me like that. I will kick yo
in the wheelchair. This seems to be the only language
you understand is me talking to you crazy, since you
talking to me crazy, is not coming down there. You
stay in that stink. How about that?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
You heard me?

Speaker 11 (51:40):
I said you stay in that stank. I'm not cleaning though.

Speaker 13 (51:43):
I've been trying to tell you for the past five minutes,
but you won't shut up long enough to listen. I
Am not coming down there to clean your Why not?
I've been trying to tell you that is not my job.

Speaker 11 (51:58):
You dial the wrong number.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
That you're talking to.

Speaker 11 (52:01):
I'm talking to you.

Speaker 13 (52:02):
Who are you talking to like that?

Speaker 5 (52:03):
You're gonna make me?

Speaker 11 (52:05):
We'll bring it on there.

Speaker 13 (52:06):
You think you can get in your wheelchair and make
it down here to the nursery to whoop my and
come the hell owns listen?

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Well, you would take a message from it and give
it to somebody.

Speaker 11 (52:16):
What what's your what's your message?

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Write this down and e n e.

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P uh huh what else? H uh huh uh huh don.

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What okay?

Speaker 6 (52:32):
You got that part?

Speaker 11 (52:34):
Yeah, I got that part?

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Okay. Gee? Oh h.

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M?

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Why what is that?

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What do I spell?

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I don't know?

Speaker 5 (52:46):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (52:47):
Spell it out? I'm not feeling that.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
You tell me what it is? What does that say?

Speaker 11 (52:52):
I don't know. Nephew taught me.

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Nephew tell me his nephew Tidy from the Steve Baby
Morning Show. Baby, you just got breaked by your sister Rinda.
Oh my god boy, you were sitting up there like
what in the world.

Speaker 11 (53:16):
Yeah, yeah, man, you got me, you got me you?

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Oh baby, I got you, I got you good. I
got one question for you, though, what is what is
the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
the land.

Speaker 13 (53:29):
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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You got me good? And there you have it. That's
the stupid of this Tuesday morning. I need you to
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If you're at Lexington and you want to wash Timmy,
you know we may have a little contest where you
can win. So wash me before the shows. Yeah what
that sounds pretty good? Donny, get washed, cleans, wipe me down,
don't nobody to see this.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Huh okay, I'm trying. I'm gonna out how you don't
see it though?

Speaker 9 (54:08):
All right, because I'm sexy, Steve, you see you see.
I realized what I'm missing. I realized I've been looking
at a few guys. I was like, I got that.
I got you know what I'm missing the green eyes.
I need to get the green eyes. And that's right there.
That's gonna do. That's gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
The top huh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead, Steve.
What is you you missing? Height? Height is what you missing?
I am the eyes? You had green eyes? Can't nobody
see him?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
You down there?

Speaker 7 (54:43):
I know.

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tickets on said right now, all.

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Right now, you never thought about plastic surgery, but height.
Go ahead, Shirley, all right.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Me with that one.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
Thank you, nephew.

Speaker 7 (55:01):
As I was saying, coming up next, it is my
Strawberry letters subject I went from Maine to mistress. We'll
get into it right after this. I don't know if
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Now you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time
now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice
on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit
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right now.

Speaker 8 (56:08):
You never know, it could be yours.

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It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
We guide it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.

Speaker 8 (56:15):
All right, neph you, thank you. Subject.

Speaker 7 (56:17):
I went from Maine to mistress Dear Stephen Shirley for
the past four years, I've been dealing with a man
that has flipped the script on me. He used to
work for me, and then he quits so we could
be together. It started off as him pursuing me in
the beginning. He would do anything to be with me,
even shampoo my hair and polish my toenails. He moved

(56:39):
into my place and we bought all new furniture. Then
six weeks later I came home and found him in
our new bed with this woman that used to deliver
parcels to our job. I did not act a fool
at all. After I caught them, he said it was
just sex and it didn't mean the thing to him.
I saw the chick a few times a week at work.

(57:00):
She would never look my way. I decided to be
petty one day and flash my left hand to show
her the promise ring that my man gave me. She
told me that it would only be a matter of
time before she's living with him and I'm out of
the picture. I went home and told my boyfriend what
she said, and he said he hasn't seen her in

(57:20):
a long time. I thought it was all over until
they sent me a picture of him engaged in an
act that he told me he hates doing. I was
hurt when I realized he had lied about everything to
make a long story bearable. We got in a huge
argument and he moved out. He said we need time
apart to see if we really love each other. A

(57:40):
few weeks after he moved out, he started coming up
to my office so we could have sex, just like
in the beginning. It went on for a while before
I found out that he's engaged to that other woman
and he lives with her. She didn't get a promise
ring her ring is a real engagement ring. I went
from Maine to mistress. Stop having sex with him?

Speaker 8 (58:01):
But I can't.

Speaker 7 (58:03):
How do I get him out of my system? Is
this crazy if I still have sex with him?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Yes, yes it is.

Speaker 7 (58:10):
If you're still having sex with a man you caught
having sex with another woman in your bed.

Speaker 8 (58:16):
Okay, make that.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Makes sense to all of us. Why did you have
to ask Steve and I that question? And you know what,
that's how you move from Maine to mistress. You catch
a man in bed with another woman and you do nothing.
All right, you already know this is crazy. Here's some
more questions. Why didn't you let him go after you
caught them, only to see them engaged and yet another

(58:39):
sexual act that he told you he hates doing. So.
Now that's twice you've seen him with your own eyes
with this woman and you still can't let him go.
That's how you move from Maine to mistress doing crazy
stuff like this. You've got to get yourself together. Nothing,
and I do mean nothing in this world is that

(59:00):
good to make you lower your standards and your self
esteem like this. You are better than this. Look at
what he's done to you. Remember what you caught him doing.
You cannot forget that. He's not a nice guy. He's
a liar, he's a cheater, he's a user. So you
mean you want to stop having sex with him, but
you can't, that's what you're saying. Yes, you can say

(59:21):
it with me, Yes I can. Don't let this man
continue to disrespect you like this. That's all he's gonna
do if you keep taking him back after you catch
him and stop disrespecting your own self. You know you
can't continue to allow him to do this to you.
He is engaged and living with another woman. Please stop this.

(59:41):
You gotta get over him. You can do it.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Steve claud Her Mercy, it's so much.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Let me start at the bottom of the letter, where
she says I wanna stop having sex with him, but
I can't. Surely said there's nothing so good that you
can't stop doing it. That's not true. I am just
here to tell you that is not true. I can

(01:00:13):
relate to one part of this. I can't stop having
six Let's just put that out there. That part I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
The rest of this letter is a disaster for you.
They you are just surely nailed this letter on so
many points for you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
But let me just go through it. You're dealing with
a man, and he'd have flipped the script on you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
He was pursuing you at the beginning, and he would
do anything to be with you, even shampoo my hair
and polish my toeenail. Come through, player, Come through player.
He moved into my house, he bought we bought all
new furniture. Six weeks later, I came home and found

(01:01:01):
him in our new bed with this woman that used
to deliver apostles to our job.

Speaker 8 (01:01:08):
I don't I don't know say it, Please say it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
What the how to how to read the rest of
the letter. After that, because it's so much that's got
to pop off.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
After that. But nothing happened.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
M M.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
I did not act a food at all after I
caught them right there.

Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
That's why I'm supposed to act the fool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Why in your house in your bed? She that boat?
You have got to at minimum get your ass.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
That's ad minimum, bare minimum for just in my house's.
And I didn't have to fool after I caught him.
Then guess what he said? It was just sex and
didn't mean the thing to him. Wasn't a hold of DT.
You can say that after somebody catch you in their bed.

(01:02:18):
That's the line you, Hey, on't number six, she don't
mean nothing to me. That's why I was in our
house in your bed, the new furniture we just bought.

Speaker 8 (01:02:28):
All right, Hey on, Steve crazy letter.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
We'll have part two of your response coming up at
twenty three minutes after. The subject today is I went
from Maine to Mistress. We'll get back into it right
after this.

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Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
All right, come on, Steve Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
The subject is I went from Maine to mistress.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
This about the most ignorant let. This woman was dating
a man used to work for her, then he quit
so they could be together.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Then it started out he's pursued me. In the beginning, he.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Would do anything for a shampoo, half fixed painted toenails.
Then they moved into the place. They went in and
moved in together, and they brought all new furniture. Then
six weeks later she came home from the job he
used to work at with her and found him in
our new bed with a woman that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Used to deliver lucid used to deliver parcels to our job.

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Then she said I did not act a fool after
I caught them. What why not perfect time? If ever
there was a shot at acting a fool and it
being legit, that was it. Then he said it was
just sex. It didn't mean a thing to him. I
didn't know you could use that.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
That's the point. You can't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
But in her bed, in her house, and they over there,
so she didn't wann't just delivering parcels down to the job.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
She bring package to your house too, apparently.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Okay, I saw the chick a few times a week
at work, and she would never look my way.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
I decided to be petty one day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Oh I'll show her and flash my left hand to
show her the promise ring that my man gave me.
She told me it'll only be a matter of time
before she living with him and I'm out the picture.
So that was a that was a short flex. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you showed her and she did. Here, I got a

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promise with help for it'll only be a short time
where he's gonna be living with me. You ain't even
gonna be in the picture. I went home and told
my boyfriend what she said. He said, I ain't seen
her in a long time. I thought it was this dude,
can just say anything, got caught into bed with the woman,
turned around and said it wasn't number six. It ain't

(01:05:36):
mean nothing to me. Damn while she in hill, she
in our bed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
None of that. Then after the girl flexed on and
told her he gonna leave you and be with me.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
It's just amount of time you go home and told
him she told you you say, I ain't seen her
in a long time. I thought it was all over
until she sent me a picture. Now hold up, yeah,
she sent you a picture. Now she got your phone
thumb on? How the hell liten? She sent you a
picture of him engaged in an act that he told

(01:06:09):
me he hates doing. So anybody out there that ain't clear,
just let me say it to you this way, and
I think you will get it. She had a phone
camera in her hand, and while he was somewhere not
looking up, she snapped a picture and sent.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
It to this walk.

Speaker 8 (01:06:30):
Yes, that's it. You nailed it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
Now, And he lied and said he hate doing it.
Let me ask you something. He hate doing it. But
if it was a video, she could have proved that
he did like it. Yeah, if it sound effects in it,

(01:06:55):
you kind of it'll be a movement. You can see that. Anyway,
let's move home. I was hurt when I realized he
lied about everything. Wait a minute, you're just not getting hurt.
What Wait when you caught him in the bed? What
clear it up for you?

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
Was? He said?

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
It ain't mean nothing to him. It was just some sex. Oh,
that's why y'all was in here. Cool man, I thought
you cared about it. I thought you cared about.

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
Her and me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Good, that ain't hurt me. Then she sent you the
other picture.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Now I realized he lied about everything to make a
long story bearable. We got in a huge argument and
he moved out. He said, we need time apart to
see if we really love each other. This dude right
here just comes up with all the cliche of Mark.
Wasn't sex, You wasn't doing nothing. You know, I needed

(01:07:54):
sometimes to see if we really love each other. I
ain't seen her in a long time. Then a few
weeks after he moved out, he started coming up to
my office so we.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Could have sex. Just like in the beginning. It was
a fresh start. It was love all over again.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
It went on for a while before I found out
he engaged to that other woman and he lived with him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Wow. Well, Where do you think he was coming from?

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Yeah, well he was coming up to the office. You
think he was just driving around the city to next week?
And she didn't get a promise ring? Her ring is
a real engagement ring.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
She told you she did.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
In just a short while. You're gonna be out the
picture and I'm gonna be in the one. I went
from Maine to mistress. I want to stop having sex
with him, but I can't. Well, you stupid, Now, how
do I get him out of my system? Is it
crazy if I still have sex with him?

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:08:57):
Baby, why would you think crazy enough?

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
What this letter don't sound crazy to you? All right?
Keep on having sex with him, that's all. Just don't
stop poster comment. You just said it. You said you
went from Maine to mistress. You the mistress, Now that's
what you do.

Speaker 8 (01:09:16):
Strawberry Let Letter. That's Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Thank you, Steve, And check out the Strawberry Letter podcast
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You can download it today now coming up at forty
six minutes after the hour. Junior's out today, but we
got the nephew in for Junior with Sports Talk. Right
after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
All right, let's go, come on, Shirley, what you got
I don't know if you.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
Know this, but I love my job. We have a
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Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
Now, all right, it is time now for Sports Talk
with Tommy in for Junior.

Speaker 9 (01:10:27):
What you got for is Tommy, you know I don't
gonna do sports, so we're gonna let's just get the
regular sports out of the way. Philadelphia Eagles are actually
going to the White House this year. They are going
to the White House. Okay, and I hope they put
I hope they smear that desk up where they can hit.
They put a whole new desk in there again.

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
I hope you know what's what?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
What what it says? He just keeps changing desk. Let's
just keep changing him.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Then let's go on and do something today anyway, So
fairly call it this is time in sports? All right, Andy,
y'all tell me what y'all think about this. So you know,
we're going into the something, So we're gonna be bored
in a minute, because ain't no more football, basketball, gonna
be winning, dwind winding up in a minute. So what
y'all think about, Nephew, Tommy Dominoes and Spades tournament.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
And you remember that.

Speaker 8 (01:11:14):
Yeah, yeah, that's great, especially if you play those games.
It's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
See that's the problem I had with you, how you
don't play these black games.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
I don't understand me. I never understood that about you
in the way she said it. Especially if you play
those games, those type of games. You know, if that's
what you're into, I mean, what you want, bridge, what
you want, So y'all let me know what you think.
I'm thinking, dominoes, spades? What else can I throw in now, well,
you know Chicago bed with sid wis what about tom?

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Oh oh you know somebody being with but yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:11:49):
But I don't play it, but I do know about it. Yeah, okay,
I heard of it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
Okay, guys, So if I do a Nephew Tommy tournament
Domino Spades bid wist, that's enough.

Speaker 10 (01:12:02):
That's enough right there, because it's gonna be some fights
with the spades and dominoes already, you know how we do.
They don't let nobody be my partner in renig. It's well,
Marjorie's my partner, Marjorie?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
What what would be?

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
And the Jackie aunt is definitely not man, she'd be
reneaging all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:12:18):
Man, I played with your aunt with your wife, Yes,
and I told her to get away from the table. Yes, yes.

Speaker 7 (01:12:27):
It takes too much concentration, you know, I don't you know,
I can't concentrate for that long playing Oh girlds, bye, honestly,
call and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
We really should throw in there. I'm just saying, now.

Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
We're talking, baby, now we should the game.

Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
We're all right, So Domino Spades bid withno Okay, now,
his ladies, here's here's the big question.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
What city, what city?

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
What city would be the first city to hit with
a nephew Tommy Domino space turn.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
In the summer.

Speaker 8 (01:13:05):
Let's kick that in the sha Chicago. That's Chicago, Chicago.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
I didn't bring it back down to the South and
Midwest and in the East.

Speaker 8 (01:13:15):
Let's go, we gotta go, guys.

Speaker 7 (01:13:17):
All right, coming up next, we'll try to help somebody
out with some advice.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Right after this, stay tell me what city you're listening
to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:13:29):
All right, Steve, this is from Carrie on Steve Harvey FM.
She says, I live alone, but lately I've noticed things
moving and disappearing around my apartment when I'm not there.
It started a few weeks ago when I noticed my
leftover container in the garbage that I was ninety nine
percent sure I left in my fridge. A couple of
days later, a candle had been moved from my mantle

(01:13:51):
to the coffee table, and I've been going through peanut
butter much faster than normal. My landlord said, no one
has access to my apartment and he hasn't seen anyone
coming or going. I bought a surveillance camera a few
days ago, but it hasn't caught anyone in the act yet.
I'm starting to lose sleep over this. Should I get
the police involved? Should I consider moving?

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Yeah, I'm moving a single woman.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
I'm getting them out of here. Peanut Butter, missing candles lit,
lying out the landlord.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
You know it's the landlord. Now you have got a
camera put in there. You ain't seen nothing. I'm not
finn to do this, man, not where I live, and
you single move.

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
And everything.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Somebody getting in your apartment with a key, Now, what
you gonna happen In the meantime, get your dead boat
put on that thing and get you one of them
a security latches.

Speaker 8 (01:14:54):
Okay, yeah, Yeah, that's an unsettling feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
It's scary.

Speaker 8 (01:15:01):
It is nobody else but the landlord.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Yeah, and he probably put the security camera.

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
My landlord says, no one else has access to my
apartment and he hasn't seen anyone coming here calling.

Speaker 8 (01:15:18):
Yeah, why are you all in the peanut Butter?

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Alicia?

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
On Steve brv FM, Steve writes, I totally admit I'm
not the greatest authority on dogs, but I know enough
to know this is a problem. My sister's boyfriend thinks
it's hilarious to feed his dog at a bull brownies.
First off, though I don't know what it does exactly,
I do know that chocolate is bad for dogs. Secondly,

(01:15:47):
how can giving a dog weed of any kind be
a good thing?

Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I mean he's stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Yeah, you don't mistreat animals. Yeah, look, bruh, you don't
want to do. If you're not a dog person, then
don't get a dog. But don't get a dog and
just do like you want to do. Now, chocoling ain't
good for the dog. Now you're giving them me brownie. Man,
you got to what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Man, this is not.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
That's not cool at all. You could be causing some
problems with your dog and not know it. Now, this
dog just tripping. You're gonna messa around your chass bit. Yeah,
because I'm telling y'all listen to me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Weed.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
I know, I know it's legal, and I'm not making
a judgment called if you're weed smoker.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Eye No, hundreds of them, thousands, thousands. Yeah, I'm good
friends with them. Hell show. But I will say this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Right after watching Snoop video from twenty seventeen, in watching
Snoop perform at the crypto ball.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
You have got to know that we make you forget.

Speaker 8 (01:17:08):
That's your story.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
He forgot the video he shot in twenty seventeen. Yeah,
when I need a mad snoop about this because I
know it had to be the weed. Yeah, yeah, twenty
you jigaboos gonna dance for him? Go ahead, as soon

(01:17:31):
as you go up there, I'm gonna turn your hands up.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
Oh no, yeah, but stop, please stop giving edible brownies
to the doll. Please stop doing man. Yeah, that's been cruel.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Not a doll hongring. You won't feed it though, he
got the monkeys.

Speaker 7 (01:17:50):
Come on, yeah, disaster Yeah cool, all right, we'll have more,
Thank you, guys. We'll have more of the Steve Hardy
Morning Show coming up in twenty minutes after right after this,
did it ly did lou?

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Dulu doulu?

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (01:18:07):
Yardis is let us see and you're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:18:11):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
Well, Steve, you recently told us that Paris is your
wife Marjorie's favorite city. Well, did you hear that the
Eiffel Tower bridge is now open? The bridge, right, the
Eiffel tower has introduced a new attraction that features one
hundred and thirty foot long suspension bridge connecting the south
and north pyrot pillars of the tower at a height

(01:18:35):
of about two hundred feet. The attraction is called the
Vertigo of the Tower or Levertige de la Tour in French,
and it lets visitors walk on knotted rope nets with
views of Paris all around, including down. So I got
to ask you. You go to Paris a lot. Marjorie
goes to Paris a lot. Will you guys be checking

(01:18:56):
it out?

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Probably not? Not feet up. We went to the Eiffel
Tower once to have dinner at the top.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
And let me tell you so, when you come down
from the top and you get back down to the bottom,
theay down there waiting on you. Your global fan base
is down there from all around the world, and they
got cameras famous people.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Boy, uh, but you're not famous.

Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
Yeah, we will sign. When we went there, we were.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Yeah, we went to the top end the bottom with
nobody waiting on us. You can go there and walk
down Chamsey lay. You can do that too. Yeah, I bet.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
Lejave leave.

Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
All right, coming up, we'll have another round of would
you rather right after this you're.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
Listening to the morning show.

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Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
All right, guys, it's time for another round of would
you rather? All right, here we go, would you rather
do one hundred push ups? Or would you rather do
two hundred and seventy five sit ups in one day?

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
A push up?

Speaker 8 (01:20:44):
One hundred push ups?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
I'll do that a day.

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
Excuse does he do that? Let me see your arm?

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
That two cruses? Yeah, because I ain't. I ain't even
gonna be able to talk tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
The stomach is gonna be hurting something. All right, here's one.
Would you rather go to jail for a year, or
would you rather be homeless for a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Year homeless going to jail.

Speaker 8 (01:21:10):
I'm be homeless though, ye for years.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
I got some nice ass cars to live in.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Now, TV refrigerator. Yeah, I'm gonna get that car. I'm
not going to jail, tep. I'm telling you chall no,
I'm a homeless Don't worry about the dog. I got
some time, I got stuff living in now nice. I
can make this work and homeless and with money, whoa
and be all right, I'm gonna have a bank cold less.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Got a sweet tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
Would you rather attend a party where you knew everybody?
You knew everyone at the party, but the party is whack?
Or would you rather attend a party where you didn't
know anyone, but the party is lit?

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Give me a number two. I'm going to meet somebody,
don't party. I'm going to that party where I know
everybody in this quack? Why that lit? Have your ass
on the internet?

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
Now you got cuffs on talking about I didn't know
it was a free coffin.

Speaker 8 (01:22:29):
See your point?

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
Yes, you ain't getting me up in there?

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
No sun?

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:22:35):
Would you rather run out of toilet paper everywhere you go?
Or would you rather dry yourself off with a napkin
every time you get out of the shower.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
We got to have that toilet paper. We got to
have that toilet crazy, We're gonna have dry coming out
of that shower. We got to have a toilet I
dry myself off of hair lint. Oh, mynd just be
looking like I'm cotting, like I was a runaway. I'll
be standing up in there just fuzz all wrong, and

(01:23:04):
I'm gonna have all that on.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Well, we're not finna do it. No toilet paper.

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
God, But back in the day, remember you know, they
dried themselves off with lee, I mean a wipe lee leave.

Speaker 8 (01:23:19):
Yeah, that's a.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Wcked What day, Shirley?

Speaker 8 (01:23:22):
Before toilet paper?

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
You don't they not have toilet paper. They had to
have a toilet rag or something.

Speaker 8 (01:23:31):
I didn't before toilet paper was invented. All right, that's
today surrounded. Would you rather it was before all of us? Obviously?

Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, give
me that the day. We'll close out the show with
the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're
listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, this is
a Shirley Strawberry.

Speaker 7 (01:23:57):
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Speaker 8 (01:24:55):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this Tuesday.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
Yes, all right, Steve, we had a few would you
rather left over?

Speaker 8 (01:25:05):
People wanted to hear these from you. Here's one.

Speaker 7 (01:25:10):
Would you rather have a chance to fix your biggest
mistake or never make a mistake again?

Speaker 8 (01:25:18):
Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Oh? Oh, clearly never make a mistake.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
Again, even if you had to fix it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Fix my biggest mistake?

Speaker 8 (01:25:28):
What was your biggest you know how many anything?

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
You know how many biggest mistakes? I didn't know.

Speaker 8 (01:25:32):
It's a lot of them. Okay, okay, well there's the
biggest one.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Gotam, what's the biggest Steve? F eliminates people?

Speaker 7 (01:25:43):
Huh what, Tommy?

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Mine gets rid of people. It eliminates people. It don't
change the course of my life. I can't eliminate I can't.

Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
Oh okay, I thought you wanted to eliminate people.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Yeah that's all. Yeah, that's why, that's that's why lemonade on.

Speaker 8 (01:26:01):
You shut the room down on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Yeah, my biggest mistake was I can't even you can't
say it. You can't talk about your biggest mistake. You
can't tell us, No, it has people attached to it.

Speaker 8 (01:26:22):
Yeah, I don't know if I can tell minither come
to think of it, Yeah, I know good.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
To him, Well, I can't tell my biggest mistake. Okay, okay,
since I did.

Speaker 8 (01:26:31):
It, you're on the run. What witness protected?

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
He got away? You got away.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
I've been counting years and everything. Statue of limitations, I've
been reading up on it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
You're a paralegal. I know something about the law. What's
the next share?

Speaker 8 (01:26:57):
Because so never make a mistake again? Now we get it,
all right?

Speaker 7 (01:27:02):
So would you would you rather play golf in the
freezing cold or extremely unbearable heat?

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Unbearable heat?

Speaker 8 (01:27:13):
That's you tell me. Unbearable heat.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
That's me and him. I can't go there and all
that cold.

Speaker 8 (01:27:18):
Now, that's junior that can't do cold.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
It's me and him when the golf. Yeah, when it
comes to golf, you can't do the unbearable heat, don't.
Yeah it's hot.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Down yeah, yeah, So the cold either way, ain't gonna
go where I want to go. Now, I got to
find it in that hot They are saying, Oh, I
got to find it in that snow?

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Which one we do? You ain't gonna find it in
the snow?

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
White ball?

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:27:52):
Tommy said he had a real ignorant one for you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
I got a question. It's just a question. If you
met yourself, would you want to be friends with you?

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Hell yeah? Hell yeah? Because, man, dog, I'm a man's man.

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
I'm that dude. Man, you wanna hang out with? I
do what I say I'm gonna do. I ain't gonna
ever stab you in your back. Man, I ain't gonna
steal nothing from you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
That's one thing I have been.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
The cats that I'm friends with, they'll all tell you
that boy right there, he's straight loyal. He's straight loyal.
He don't break none of the man cold rules. He's
straight loyal. I'm a man's man, and I'm gonna be
honest with you. If you're a man and you met
me and you don't like me, it's something wrong with you.

(01:28:45):
That's for real. Okay, that's for real. Yeah, it's something
wrong with you. Because I'm telling you flat out, I
have done manhood when it comes to friendship the way
it's supposed to be done.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
And all of my dudes all tell you that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Everybody, all my frat brothers that tell you that, all
my cats I grew up with will tell.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
You that Steve straight, Steve, he the real deal. He
ain't pulling no punches with you. He's straight.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
And if we was friends before he got famous, that
boy we are for we still friend. He ain't change
on it now, So yeah, I would be friends with
me for damn shure. As a matter of fact, I've
been trying to find me in business for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
I can't. It's hard to find.

Speaker 7 (01:29:37):
Someone who's loyal, who does what they say they're gonna do,
who keeps the number word.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
You know what, if you just do what you say
you're gonna do. Bro, Bro, if you're not gonna do it,
don't tell me you're gonna do it. Yeah, man, just
do what you say you're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
If you say you ain't coming, I can expect you
not to come. But if you say you're coming, I'm
sitting here waiting on.

Speaker 7 (01:30:00):
Yeah. That's kind of a lost thing though. People don't
keep their word. Like yeah, Like when we were growing up,
that was everything.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
But now I was raised a rape do you know?
In my minting camp rule number one manhood one on one,
I used to have t shirts for all the boys,
do what you say you're gonna do. If you do
that as a boy and you grow up doing that
as a man, your friends will respect you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Your coworkers will respect you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Your girlfriend, your wife, your woman will respect you, Your
children will respect you. All your friends will respect you.
Because you know what he do, what he said gonna do.
He could be counted on, and that art is slowly
slipping away, and.

Speaker 8 (01:30:49):
You were expecting it. You keep your word, yes, man, do.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
What you say you're gonna do. Those my clothes remarks today,
do what you say you won't done. That's all.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Yeah, I afraid day to day, talk to God to
date after.

Speaker 7 (01:31:08):
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