Would You Rather, Comedy Roulette, Ask The CLO, Don't EVER Give Up, and more - 02.17.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what's y'all don't know, y'all be all at all, So.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't given them black the million busy.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah listening to show?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't joy?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, Joy.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
You turn.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Original you gotta turn.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Got to turn them out.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Turn.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
You probably got to turn the mouth to turn the
water of the money up. Look me come come out.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
You'll think that I sure will.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a
radio show. This one today I want to share with
you is for all of us, and here it is.
There is a solution to all of your problems in situations.

(02:30):
If you don't know what your next move is, that's
a go. I don't care what it is. If the
relationship you're in is all wrong and you don't know
how to get out of it, it doesn't matter. There
is a solution to all your problems and situations. That

(02:51):
solution to all your problems, that way to make all
your dreams come true. The way around a lot of
this and to the weakness that you feel at times
is prayer, prayer, a connection with your creator.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
Could that be the thing that's missing in your life.
I'm just asking.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
Because whenever I get a little bit off track, all
I gotta do is think, just a moment, Steve, have
you been praying?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Man?

Speaker 8 (03:26):
Have you been connecting with your creator? I know you're busy, man,
I know you're busy, and I know at the end
of the day you're done. You're done, and sometimes crawling
into bed is all you can manage to do. I've
said this, it happened to me last night.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Again. I did all of this. But when I look
and when.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
I see things not moving, or I don't feel like
things are going in the right direction, or I have
a sense of being stagnant, all I got to do
is retrace it. Because cause I'm working, There's no doubt
about that. I'm working, but I'm i staying connected. Am
I using that weapon that's available to all of us?

Speaker 7 (04:10):
And I pray? And the answer is usually no?

Speaker 8 (04:14):
And so I know, okay, okay, man, I'm getting off
track here, because see, let me tell you something, man,
the reason I constantly talk to God is because life
constantly changes. People who said they was going to do
something for you one day have changed their mind the next.
Somebody you thought was going to show up that day,

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called in late, had an accident and couldn't make it.
That changes the parameters of everything. The meeting you had
set up that had to be counseled because somebody was ill.
That changes the parameters, the time frame of everything. Because
it's all connected. So if I don't stay in constant
prayer and stay connected to the creative when this thing's happen,

(05:01):
I've not put in my bed, I've not talked to
him about how to handle it, or I'm just not
aware of it and what to do next. And the
next thing you know, it becomes a little stagnant. That
has happened to me. I gotta get back because prayer
is the solution to all of my problems and situations.

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I have found that to be the case now. The
only reason I'm telling it to you is because I
know if you anything like me, slash human being, then
there are times that you feel anxious.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
There's moments of desperation. You have moments of uncertainty.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
There are times when you feel like you've lost your way,
or your purpose is a little blurred, you're not sure anymore,
or you don't know what your next move is, or
the relationship you in, or the relationships you dabbling in,
they're just all wrong for you. Man, there is a

(06:00):
solution to all your problems and situations and his prayer.
If you're suffering from any of the things I just listened,
or anything you could think of.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
Just check your prayer. What has your prayer been lately?
About it?

Speaker 8 (06:15):
And this is for everybody. I often find when I
get that disconnection, man, my prayer and slipped off. I
started feeling a little bit less, so I got to
jump back on it. I'm just offering you a solution
to it, man, and and and I'm giving you a
solution that works one thousand percent.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Fust show. See, I ain't guessing at this one.

Speaker 8 (06:39):
I'm telling you what has happened in my life, how
I did it, and it'll do for you. God is
filled with mercy and grace. He knows we all messed up.
He knows all of us have done some jacked up
things that don't nobody know about.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
He knows all about our past. Man, he knows all
of that. But He is so full of grace and mercy,
so full of fifty fifty chances.

Speaker 8 (07:06):
But you know the thing about your life though, and
the thing I had to come to terms with, and
the reason I don't let out of the reason I
don't let my past bury me, the reason I don't
let my past define me is because my past, I
found out, were just the ingredients needed for me to

(07:30):
make this cake I'm eating now. My past is just
my ingredients. See, you don't get rid of your past.
They ain't they gone nowhere. They are the ingredients. But
when you put them with something else, they look better,
they taste better, it is better.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
All of our pasts are just the ingredients that have
become the cake we eating now.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
Now, if you don't like the way your cake taste,
then you gotta start putting some other ingredients in there.
Just because you started off and your cake was messed
up don't mean you can't straighten out the flavor your cake.
You gotta put some different ingredients in there. So let's
say your cake is trifling tasted, it's bitter. Your cake

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is bitter, Well, you got to dilute the bitterness. You
got to put some more goodness in there. So you
got to put some goodness ingredients to take away the
taste of the bitterness. So you got to put some
different ingredients in there. You gotta start living your life
a little more kindly, a little more thoughtful, a little
more sharing, a little more caring. And then after a while, man,

(08:38):
those new ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing
the bitter taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now,
see something that happened to you twelve fifteen, thirty twenty five,
sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's
in your mouth now unless you let it be. It's

(08:59):
still ingreedients. Man, if you sink it away your cake
taste and change your ingredients, put something else.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
In your cake mix so you can get a better taste.
If you don't like the way your life tastes. Pray.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
I've been here my mama saying for years. Boy prayer
change his things, don't my mama said to me all
the time. I said to my TV artist is when
they come see me on the talk show, before I
walk on stage, I tell them these words, my mother said.
I said, my mother used to always tell me this,
and it's bailed me out and might do the same
thing for you. I said, whatever I get in trouble.

(09:38):
I hear her words. She said, son, don't forget to pray,
don't be ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud
to pray, because prayer, prayer, change is things, and you
better believe something it one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Show do you're listening, said to Steve Hoby morning shall.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
A gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I've
got sunshine on a cloudy day. Doom doom do do
do doom when it's cold outside? I got the mother made.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
Well.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
I guess you say, what can make me feel this way?
My girl? Talking about my girl? My girl, I've got salt.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
You can until you get in it. Your toes, your toes.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
I've got salt.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
You don't want to get in it, don't come over
here with me. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. That's how I felt this morning. We
have the cast of Shirley Strawberry, the Fabulous College now
the girl out of Mississippi Monica who you're very rally here.
But when you do you understand why kill Spate's better

(11:18):
than on us?

Speaker 7 (11:19):
Junior?

Speaker 8 (11:19):
We call him baby go through and ladies and gentlemen,
the legend nephew Tommy, it.

Speaker 10 (11:28):
Is Unclet me ask you something Black History Month. I
just saw what you just did this morning over than
the show. What is being black mean to you?

Speaker 7 (11:37):
Like everything? Everything black has been everything to me.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
I'm gonna tell you something, man, the way I describe it,
it is the hardest, most enjoyable thing I've ever done,
and that's staying black.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
For the entire sixty five years I've been here, it
has been.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
The most enjoyable, hardest thing I've ever done was being black.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Now, it has been some challenging moments.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
It has been some times where I didn't understand, and
I have been mad at people for the treatment of us.
I'm frustrated with people over the treatment of us. I'm
flat out angry and want to do something to some
people sometimes about the way we've been done and continue
to be done.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
But when I get off to myself and I.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
Get around mine and it's just us, we have a
way of getting together and putting seasoning on all these troubles.
We have a way of turning something out of nothing
in a way where it gives us a joy that
only we know how to do, because only we come

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from the perspective that we have. It has been a
sheer joy for me. I wouldn't trade this experience of
being black for nothing in the world. I don't like
what all come with it, but I tell you what
I think that I have done a fine job of
handling it for all these years now. It has cost
some people who didn't understand me at times, but those

(13:12):
people had to suffer sometimes. I had to let you
see why I feel this way, and you get some
of it. I gotta let you have some of it.
Pend on the day, depend on the day. But if
today is the day, Today you're lucky day Lotto, you
hit the jackpot.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
You finish me.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Steve stay black coming up.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
After the hour, run that prank back with another black
member of the Morning Show, a nephew.

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Speaker 7 (14:20):
Neph Valentine's Day delivery? Let's get to it. Kende.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I gotta give you
guys a call. I gotta delivery. I gotta make there
tomorrow from Kendrin. Yeah, Kendre lives here. That's my wife.
But I didn't order anything for for Valentine's Day. You
guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for Valentine's
and I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,

(14:46):
that's coming to you all's places. So all right, I
can let me, let me let me ask you this.
So you had six don Yeah, that's me. But uh again,
there's there must be some clerical error typo Like I
just told you, man, I didn't boxes, and Chenna, it's
about seven boxes. But I mean, I mean it's just

(15:08):
looking at the total here, that adds up to about
six hunt or something dollars. I mean, I got flowers,
no partner, We're just gonna I'm just gonna take it
to dinner and we're just gonna do our thing. But
there was there was no delivery schedule from me, enough folds,
especially not at at seven o'clock at no partner, you
got it. It's just something wrong. Well you are you

(15:28):
you're not gonna be there? Are you not gonna be
there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah, I'm gonna be here.
But uh, as far as accepting a delivery that I
didn't order and didn't pay for, that's not happening. Man.
Well let me tell you. I got flowers, two boxes
that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys. We'll

(15:49):
all that stuff. I have all that stuff loaded to
be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude, obviously there's
a communication breakdown between you and me player because I
didn't order that, and right, but but but what the
problem I'm having is that you're telling me I have
the right address, you know the name of the person Kendrick,

(16:13):
which is your wife. Right, Yeah, so far so good man.
But uh as far as me ordering that, dude, I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not accepting it because I didn't pay
for it. I did not order. I mean, I mean
it's already paid. Let me let me just look at
the name here on the here is here is right here. Okay,
we got Devin. What would you say? I said, Devon,

(16:37):
that's that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,
that's my wife's ex husbin. So even you and him
are in cahoots and and try to upset me. But
guess what you succeeded. All right, So I'm gonna make this.
Listen to you. I listened to you, so you listen

(16:57):
to me. This is what I want to make abundantly
clear to you. If you bring those roses and all
of that stuff past my house tomorrow. This is what's
gonna happen. Those roses, those storms. I'm gonna put them
somewhere so far up your rear end that the only
way that they see sunshine is when you open your mouth.
So do not, I repeat, do not. You and Devin.

(17:21):
Y'all can take this, and you can do whatever y'all
want with it. Y'all can play with the second toys.
Y'all do whatever you want to. Red roses, petals and
all that other stuff. Y'all gonna do what you need
to do. Not show up at my crib tomorrow because
it ain't gonna be a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved.
That's what I'm okay. Well, here's the deal. As a

(17:42):
delivery person, I am obligated to make the drip. I
have to make this drive or then I don't get
you know, I get shoot out that I didn't do
my job because this stuff. Okay, so what would what
would you rather be choo choot out or have thorns
up your rear? End sence you let's sold out. Let's
what you're not gonna do is to hold off you

(18:03):
fen the do just.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
You bring.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Brand Okay, all right, I won't do the flowers. I'll
use the sex toys for you. So you got a choice.
You got flowers. Let me let me say this with
isawers as professional as possible. You say, I'm trying to
be as cool as possible, but you ain't listening to me.
Do not bring the livery Okay. You can drop them

(18:29):
off at the curve, then you get credit for and
whoever walk past and up and down the street they
can pick it up. But do not come to my
front door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign
and accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off
at the door, sir, I'm telling you now, I've gotta

(18:50):
drop them off at the door. The problem I'm having
is you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up
my Now we got a problem just listening to this
whole scenario. I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe
Devin does something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man,
you what what's work? Where are you going at with this?
All I'm telling you is demand your business and don't

(19:10):
make this drop? Why am I doing that Devon? That?
Why am I gonna do this that Devon has purchased
for her? Just what? And if you need why, I
don't need to ask Devin because he's better not show
his face up over here. You can take it home
and give it to your girl if you want to.

(19:31):
I'm not giving my girl anything that I didn't buy
for her. I'm not doing that, you think so if
you if you're not gonna give your girl anything that
you didn't buy for her, why am I going to
accept something for my girl that I didn't buy for her.
I ain't gonna tell you that. You gotta accept it
I'm saying, is not remember it and you bring out
in my house, I gotta accept it. And I'm telling
you now, don't even bring it to my house. Maybe

(19:54):
maybe mister Devin know what she loves. She looks like
obviously she don't want him no more. She wants me
an ed of the flower delivery person, just like her
ex husband. I'm swo these bumps and whooping. That's all
I got to say. Two words for bringing that someone whooping. See,
you might as well come on now so you can

(20:15):
go home after you get this wooman. Okay, okay, okay,
let me let me say this at the end of
the day. I'm gonna say this is Tommy already told me, Yo,
she's gonna do something like this. He told me that.
Who'd you say? Who the hell may already told me
you was gonna like this. Who the hell is Tommy?
Nephew Timmy, Isaiah. This is nephew Tommy for the Steve

(20:36):
Harvey Morning Show. And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendrew
got me a prank phone call you you know what,
you Kendrew. All of y'all can show up tomorrow and
other of y'all gonna get portions of this talent times
day we'll be you got your brother a chance to

(21:03):
cool down?

Speaker 7 (21:03):
Now, man, I.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
To my sweet one and only kindre with all that
is in me. I love your baby girl to death.
Do us park? And it almost came early, but I
love you.

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Speaker 9 (21:56):
Four, it is time now for us the CLO Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey. We have some good questions from
Steve Harvey FM dot com. Keep them coming, people, keep
them coming. Tyler in Syracruse Right Syracuse writes, I'm a
forty two year old woman and I work at a bank.
By day and I work at a bar at night.

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I serve the same customers in both places, so I
try to remain professional. Last night a coworker from the
bank came in the bar and hit on me. He said,
he sees me differently at the bar. Do I look
easy because I work at a bar?

Speaker 8 (22:31):
Well, baby, all the man said was he see you
differently at the bar. It's not saying that you look easy.
He keeps it professional at work. Now, y'all ain't at work.
You at work, so that old not talking to your
co worker is out of his head when he comes
to the bar. He just said he sees you differently. Yeah,

(22:53):
you think he sees you easy, that's not it. He's
hoping it's easy, and you know what, few easy?

Speaker 7 (23:01):
Hello.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
But now your problem ain't the fact that he talking
to you. Just don't want to appear easy. Obviously you
attracted to it.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
Hello. I'll be trying to get it at the bank
and the barn't give Yeah, that's for real. I don't
give a damn about the ruve.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Moving on, Big a Bee and Missouri.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
Bicky and Missouri rights. My husband of four years cheated
on me and he won't tell me who the woman is?
I found an earring back and lip gloss between her
between his car seat, and he said he gave an
old friend to ride, and that's it. If it is
totally innocent, then why can't he tell me her name?

Speaker 7 (23:46):
Ain't nobody finna do that? Lady? Are you kidding me?
You're saying that your man cheated on you four years ago.

Speaker 8 (23:56):
Now you're saying he's telling you because you found ear
ring in the car, not four years ago.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
They've been married four years.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
Okay, you said he cheated on you because you found
an ear ring and something in the car ring back,
and he said it was an old friend. You want
a name, He won't give you the name. Now, Shirley
is she said she caught him cheating or because of
the ear ring in the car, he was cheating.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
No, she didn't say she caught him. She just said
he cheated on hers. She's presenting this as evidence and.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
That that's not earring back then, and that's just what
he said.

Speaker 8 (24:37):
He picked the old friend of them, gave her a ride,
gave her ear rings fall off all the time.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
What's her name? I'd be damn if I give you
her name?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
What happens with the lip gloss, it falls off.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
It's mine you have in your purse.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
You know, I don't know what you got to put
your redo your lips for this show wasn't because we
was in here kissing real hard or nothing. You can't
assume that maybe she's just trying to get ready for
her next appointment. But what we not even do is
give a name up. Though I didn't want to tell

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you that I be cross, guess I just did not
want to see.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
But hers. I'm allergic to chapstick. I have to use gloss.

Speaker 10 (25:30):
Really, that was a drive by lived lost throne and
you happen to catch one.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
And I have him.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
I have a doctor's excuse for your ass next two
Wenesday's so fast.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
The next question, Shirley, he told him an old friend
or mine?

Speaker 7 (25:47):
All right?

Speaker 9 (25:48):
Chelsea and Birmingham says, I'm a single mother of a
seventeen year old girl and she is always in the
middle of drama with her girlfriends, her best friends call.
Her best friend called to tell me that my daughter
almost got beat up. So I talked to my daughter.
Her first reaction was to go and beat up her
friend for calling me. What kind of hell raiser? Am
I raising?

Speaker 7 (26:08):
I don't know? You tell us you raised her?

Speaker 8 (26:12):
If her idea of conflict resolution is fighting, has she
not been taught any other way?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
You know?

Speaker 7 (26:19):
Stop all this? Oh I didn't raise her that way? Okay,
who raised it?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
You know?

Speaker 8 (26:25):
But she's seventeen. She a drama queen. Now what's gonna
happen is if she was a boy. This is what
would happen. If you're a hell raised at seventeen and
you're a boy and you keep drama going, somebody gonna
beat your ass.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
It's just amount of time. It's no way around that.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Now.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
Let me give you an example.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
I know a kid that works for me that doesn't
really you know, just he just nice guy, but he
just don't know how to be around a lot of men.
And he says stuff sometimes because he's never been around men.
That's not you know, appropriate, it's just what men don't

(27:10):
do well now. Because he grew up around his mother
and stuff, he's never had his ass whoop.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
But he twenty nine.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
And I try to tell this kid, if you keep
going this route part though, you got to learn the
ways of manhood quick because somebody's gonna knock.

Speaker 7 (27:27):
Your ass out. You know how shocking her ass whoop?
And he is if you ain't never had one till two,
oh that first one in your twenty o eye opener.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
She may need some counseling.

Speaker 8 (27:41):
She't I think, I think, yeah, she missed her daddy.
All kinds of it could be daddy issues in here,
we don't know. Yeah, but you got to get her
some help because some I'm wrong with her.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
Humphrey and called and told you she was about to
y'all jumped on her, gonna go down and whoop her
friend and ass?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
That's bullying?

Speaker 11 (28:06):
And yeah, brand is trying to give her mother heads
up the girls arms waist, So I'm going on all right.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
All right?

Speaker 9 (28:15):
Moving on to Mignon in Detroit, she says, I'm sixty
nine year old retired female and I've been relaxing at
home without a bran lately. My husband's friend was at
the house for the Super Bowl, and my husband told
me to put a bron I was at home, so
why should I have to be uncomfortable?

Speaker 8 (28:34):
Oh come on, well, come on, now, you walking around
sixty nine, you know you heavy chested, chested, that's the
old folk turne.

Speaker 7 (28:51):
She's sixty nine. She did heard this before.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
You have a chest?

Speaker 7 (28:55):
Put a bra?

Speaker 8 (28:56):
Why should I be uncomfortable? You say you wear don't
wear a bra all the time. It's super Bowl. He
got some friends come over. Put a brawn. It's not
while you're being uncomfortable. Let's just be respectful. Everybody can't
handle us here walking around and stuff. We got all
these solo cups on this table. You just knock the
solo cups over the brown.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Doing in here.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Look over here now you all yo, you hanging all
in the chip dip put a bra on? Asked you
right now? Dawn sitting up in the hell choke damn
all that chicken waing sauce on your breast?

Speaker 12 (29:32):
Put up brawl on.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Coming up at the top of the hour. Thank you,
the l O. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
right after this.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
It's a Steve Harbin Martin show man. I don't like
fake shouters at church. That's I don't like people that's
running laps around the church. Then stop and say excuse me.
Don't feel a damn thing you in the.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Spirit running to that wall.

Speaker 12 (30:04):
Get everything God I got playing.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
That's not how that works?

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Coming up right up to.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Happy Monday. Happy Monday.

Speaker 9 (30:18):
When we last left off, Steve, you were saying, wait
till you tell us what Junior did on Friday?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
What happened between you and Junior?

Speaker 12 (30:28):
You don't like me, no, this fool Hill.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
Yes, I'm a grown man. Yes, yes, it's things I
don't do.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
Small talk is one of them. Okay, all right, I
don't enjoy it. I don't like it.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
It serves no purpose, okay, and especially when it's coming
from a dude, no toleration.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Because my wife is she small talking about.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
I gotta sit there and listen, uh, Junior, And I
kid you not Shirley caller, Tommy, listen to me. This
fool called me back to back to back fifteen times

(31:20):
for what, Junior?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
It wasn't fifteen. How many times?

Speaker 12 (31:23):
Was it about seventy?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Junior? That's a lot.

Speaker 8 (31:27):
It was more than seven almost, But I mean back
to back to back to back to back, just phone
cause so I'm thinking he butt dilling me, right, uh huh?
Because I said, what's wrong with this food? So I
picks up the phone. I said, Junior, hang your phone up.
Your butt died?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Hey man, what takes you so long to ask?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I said, Junior, you've been calling me all the time. Yeah,
oh you ain't seeing it? Ring it Yeah, yeah, that's ring.
But it Friday night, you know, or Junior I had
to go to work tomorrow. Yeah, Saturday, Junior off.

Speaker 12 (32:11):
But you know what he say? He liked regular stuff.
But I'm trying to treat him like a regular friend.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
But what what happened?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I mean, what was he calling you for? What did
you want to ask?

Speaker 7 (32:20):
You ask? What did you what?

Speaker 4 (32:23):
No?

Speaker 7 (32:23):
No, no, watch this go ahead? What did he say?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Nothing?

Speaker 7 (32:29):
It was not you just blow him up seven eight
times or nothing?

Speaker 12 (32:32):
Well, first of all, he's seeing me the boicemail. We
ain't see me the boys mail?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh you saw?

Speaker 12 (32:36):
I called all back? What I want gonna do? He
say he wanted to be regular. I'm trying to choo
like a regular friend. Hey, I just want to say, hey,
how you doing tonight? Everything good? What you doing? I
don't know nothing?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
You're checking on him?

Speaker 7 (32:50):
Yeah you know he wasn't sure. I don't need checking on.

Speaker 12 (32:54):
Yeah, but you know, he tells me, I'm on the
phone with my girl out. What's she saying?

Speaker 8 (33:01):
Hey, don't the hell you talking about I'm talking to
my wife.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
What she out the country? This fool steady calling me?
How's that Margerie doing? What's she talking about?

Speaker 12 (33:12):
What's she a?

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Junior?

Speaker 4 (33:18):
What you mean?

Speaker 7 (33:19):
What's sheet? Don't worry about what sheet? What you want?

Speaker 12 (33:22):
I get calling?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Man?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Check on, you said, junior.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
You don't need checking on. Wow, you ain't got check
on me. I'm sick or not?

Speaker 12 (33:31):
I ain't like you.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
Yeah, I got mad after Junior. I ain't sick.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
I ain't like you.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
You didn't throw tickle steel back on?

Speaker 7 (33:40):
Well, you know you calling me? You want a small talk.
I'm gonna try to hurt you.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I like you.

Speaker 9 (33:48):
Okay, So did you hang up when he said I
was done, I'm on the phone with my wife.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Question.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
She hung up? And you called back?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Said what he said? You kind of seven times? Yea,
the first is oh so the seventh you way?

Speaker 8 (34:07):
But what it was more than that, you know how
your phone rang and stopping and ring back in case
you did head?

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Okay, so that went so, I said, okay, a mister.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Concerned a pocket butt dial though when you.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
Go over and over? Yeah, yeah, but then you know
what I thought? Can I be real with y'all?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
I thought maybe Junior, you know, was out, you know,
had littis couple of SIPs, you know, and just wanted
to talk.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
And I don't. I don't like talk people there.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend like that.

Speaker 12 (34:45):
He said, hey, man, I'll just be ready. I'm trying
to treat you like.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
A regular regular. Yeah that's what you would do.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
No, surely he heard me say that earlier in the day.
I said, I miss sometimes just being regular.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Man.

Speaker 7 (35:00):
Well he thought talking small talk was regular.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
That ain't.

Speaker 7 (35:05):
I don't want be that regular.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
He was like, let me fix it.

Speaker 7 (35:08):
Yeah, so he's gonna fix it that night.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
So he called me repeatedly, back to back to back
to back to back, and I got to the point
where I was going, man, food, keep calling me like this.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
I'm not picking up, trying to chill. I was trying
to get at it.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Man.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
I was just you don't block a number you don't know.

Speaker 9 (35:27):
But he can't block because like, what if Junior get sicked,
I mean, if Junior gets sick, the last person to
call is I know.

Speaker 10 (35:39):
But my thing is this, But what did he like
to have a regular conversation When I thought that he wanted,
you know, I was gonna invite him over up my plate.

Speaker 12 (35:49):
Let's do some regular stuff. Stop on bu pull on nothing.
He ain't coming back. What's wrong with that?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
I got?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
He has the really nice child.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
Let's stop all this and here will.

Speaker 8 (36:06):
I can't run the risks of nobody coming out they
dog going.

Speaker 9 (36:09):
Oh hell no, Now you can't get much more regular
than that's regular.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Be careful what you asked for. Then his wife out
of town.

Speaker 12 (36:22):
He ain't got nothing't nobody hate with pump. It's Friday night,
nin o'clock.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Come on through. Yeah, that what I would think. You're
a good intention junior.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
I like hanging by myself because I'm around people all day.
So when I get some time, I like me.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
You okay with me? Call me no moment, no smop,
what you're doing? What I'm doing? You mean what I'm doing.
I'm resting.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I know that's right.

Speaker 12 (36:52):
It was great though I'm home Friday.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
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Speaker 9 (37:34):
Time now, guys, or another round of would you rather?
Would you rather be kissed on the lips or kissed
on your neck? During intimacy?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (37:45):
That nick?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I can't handle it. I jumped out the wind. I
can't handle it at all. I can't handle it.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
I thank you. I just ain't no good on this neck.
I'm telling you who you want to stop my performance?
You get on that neck? Done? I can't do nothing
for you.

Speaker 8 (38:02):
Well, I'm the direct opposite. Okay, if you open up
your mouth start looking me on my neck? You in
for some some With that, I intensersize all efforts. Would
I'm talking about? Man, everything I'm doing, I start doing
hard everything in me, not on my neck. My body

(38:28):
is convulsant and stuff. I'm most of my actions is involuntary.
At that point, I'd rather not.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Let's keep this party. Would you rather?

Speaker 9 (38:43):
Would you rather be financially satisfied all of the time.
Would you rather be sexually satisfied?

Speaker 8 (38:50):
Hey, hey, yeah, we can buy it. So you got
enough money, you ain't got to worry about it. It
feels good sometimes when you just got money, you ain't
got to do nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying
to right now. I'm going with that money. Man, you're
financially set all the time on sexually satisfied all the time.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
No.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
No, like Tommy said, you got enough money, you can
buy whatever you get, sexually satisfied.

Speaker 7 (39:18):
I don't need them both. No, No, with that money,
that money make me feel like we just finished it,
feel way down all right?

Speaker 9 (39:29):
So would you rather post nude, just completely naked for
a group of artists? Or would you rather wear false lashes? Eyelashes?

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Often put them lashes on so fly?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I ain't what is wrong naked?

Speaker 7 (39:45):
Yeah, but I don't know. He's all he knows, surely
he knows. He don't know. He don't need to be
naked in fun. I got I got two ASBs. It
look weird. I ain't got the other folk.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
I don't need to be naked in front nobody, no body?
What the wife she didn't seen it from all sides,
and I'm a naked explaining to y'all what's going on.
And then let's just be real, y'all from the side.
Do you really want somebody looking at you from the side?

(40:16):
You know, ford straight on? I'm all right, you know,
on the scale of one to ten, about seven, you know,
straight on seven? You know from my age, I'm an
eight and a half, you know, sideways. I can't explain,
that's no, damn I don't really know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
All right, all right, thank you, that's our rounded. Would
you rather for it today? Less up?

Speaker 7 (40:46):
It's DJ calling.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
This your boy Chris Broth. Hey, this is Keisha Coles. People,
this is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this is John Legend. And
you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time for today's
comedy Roulette Jay. Let them have it quickly, please.

Speaker 13 (41:05):
We take three subjects, put them on a wheel. Spun
the wheel where it stop.

Speaker 7 (41:08):
Damn it. We'll make it funny. Watch us, watch us
do this. All right, here we go.

Speaker 9 (41:13):
Today's categories are if you really really don't know what
you're doing, you should never blank all right, Uh huh,
all right, things you put on ice cream?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
All right?

Speaker 9 (41:27):
And television show you cut off that you really can't stand.
Television show you cut off that you really can't stand. Okay,
all right, the wheel.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
I want.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I would landed on.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
You really really don't know what you're doing, you should
never blank, Jane.

Speaker 13 (41:56):
Here we go comedy Roulette. If you really really don't
know what you do when, you should never try to
pierce your own ears.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
If you don't, yeah, yeah, j.

Speaker 10 (42:13):
If you really really don't know what you're doing, you
should never break up fights.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
I'm telling you you don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
You you go in to get asked me.

Speaker 12 (42:22):
I'm telling I've seen this happen.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
Get your hands off him. Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
If you really don't know what you're doing, you should
really not try to put magic shave.

Speaker 7 (42:35):
On your bald head. Oh my god, I what you
looking like?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (42:43):
If you don't know what you're doing, If you really
really don't know what you're doing, you should never tell
a new woman what you're about to do to her
when y'all get home.

Speaker 13 (43:00):
If we get to the house, yeah yeah, I don't
brag before I have scream. And if you really really
really don't know what you're doing. You cannot check yourself

(43:25):
for him, Royd, you can't do that. Don't get an Okay,
if you don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Here you go.

Speaker 10 (43:37):
If you really really don't know what you're doing, you
should never make potato salad.

Speaker 12 (43:42):
I'm telling you to say something you never.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I think I got it. No, you need to know
what you're doing.

Speaker 12 (43:48):
You're making potato salad, don't don't don't.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Think of if you don't know what you're doing, if
you don't know, if you don't know what you're doing,
if you really don't know what you're doing, I mean,
really really don't know what you're doing, don't tell the kids.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
You finna go up there and get the ball out
the tree.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Don't tell them your going to the hospital.

Speaker 8 (44:10):
Indeed, if you really really don't know what you're doing,
you ought to never tell nobody.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
Your ass can cook.

Speaker 13 (44:26):
Don't put that out and said, all right, all right,
all right, we're doing comedy roulette. And if you really
really don't know what you're doing, if you don't know
what you're doing, don't you try to put that seventy
inch TV on your wall. Okay, If you don't know
what the hell you're doing? All right, kind of stood

(44:46):
or nothing here?

Speaker 10 (44:49):
If you really really don't know what you're doing, I mean,
you really don't know what you're doing. Don't you ever
start a fire? I swear to God, I said, if
you don't know what you doing.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
If you really really don't know what you're doing, please
don't try to siphon some gas out of a car.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
Please.

Speaker 8 (45:12):
That's the worst thing you'll ask. Kenny, you really really
don't know what you're doing. Don't you ever decorate your
own apartment at I kill.

Speaker 12 (45:31):
Together.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
That's comedy room guys stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Right after this, Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is
Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J. Blood.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yo.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
This is Steven A. Smith.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
You have no idea what it is.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
This is Carlos Miller. And this may or may not
be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of
the hour.

Speaker 9 (45:56):
Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
the subject my husband found the wrong gift. We'll get
into that. Yeah, just a little bit, and it is
just what you're thinking. But right now the nephew is
here with today's frank phone call.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Well, you remember we used to have, you know, back
in the there it used to be calendars with the
honks on it, you know, the fireman on it.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
You remember that?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Remember that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
And of course you know me and we always had
this centerfold. We always had the great calendar with the
beautiful ladies on it. Yeah, okay, well you know we're gonna.

Speaker 9 (46:30):
Do you do a calendar? Sure, the calendar.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
No, he ain't doing no calendar. I don't think he
might have done an hour. He might have done an hour.
He ain't done no mont.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
No hotties, remember my hotties.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
There you go. But this right here is church calendar. Somebody,
if you would turn it to your neighbor and say
church calender, church calendar, won't he do it? Let's go
church calendar? Here we go.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Hell, Hell, I'm trying to reach to Allison. Allison.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Allison, she's not here, man.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
She had work as she's speaking. Hey, this is this
is brother Lester, brother lefty. How you doing today? All right? Lester?
Brother Lester right from the church.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Okay, okay, over.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
My right, right right right? You a husband right with Jared?
I'm sure? Yeah? This is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay, I
met you a couple of times, jerreed, we aene seen.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
You in a minute though. Man, I been working on
Sunday and I said it. I was gonna try to
make it, but I told her, you know, I want
to get involved. You know this year it's gonna be
a better year. I'm gonna get involved.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Man. Well, come on down, man. We love to have you,
that's for sure. Man. Can I give you a number
when she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure?
Is this about you know less? Send us something? What's
going on? Actually the single ministry? Man, I'm over the
single ministry and we're raising some money. So we're actually
putting together a calendar and we wanted her to give

(47:49):
us a call about it. Okay, so let let me
get let me give my number real quick.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Wait a minute, Okay, you said a calendar. So the
church is doing the calendar.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
But is it like the.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Couples like we come in, like how it'd always be
like the couple was coming in.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
And be like this is mister and Missison. I mean
a calendar. No, no, no, what we're doing. See, a
lot of the guys got together. What we're gonna do
is a mount swimsuit calendar, and we're gonna were trying
to put that together. Man, So let me give you
my number, man, because I want to call all the
guys were saying, if she get on the calendar, he'll
probably get solid. You know.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, world, who woar war
Let's slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay,
a calendar, a swimsuit calendar for a single ministry at
the church.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church
to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar. Do you
see what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 (48:38):
No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You call it for us my wife to be in it.
And you sure you got the right number because where there?

Speaker 4 (48:46):
I mean? Because your wife is Alison?

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Right?

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Yes, my wife is Alison. And first of all, did
what's this man about? All the guys y'all got together,
y'all go about Okay, I'm trying to take this slow man.
Oh God, hold my tongue right now, because I'm uh,
I don't understand where you're going with this.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
And listen, we're gonna get sister Gidgery. She gonna be
Miss March June is like pretty much in the middle
of the year. We want your wife to be the
big centerphold.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
Please please tell me you're not tired at my house
this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar,
a swim through calendar. But dead on top of that,
y'all all got together and y'all voting that y'all want
my wife to be in a swim to calendar.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Faye Church. Okay, Well what wait, manute, I mean, look
at this on the positive side, man, what this is? See,
like I said, we raising money for the Singles Ministry
and the single Ministry and get ready to go on
a big trip.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
But I won't do it the singles ministry. She's knowing
it made.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I don't want people ministry.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Why you telling talking about my wife busy something like this?
You hold um ooh Jesus kept me.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Hey man, you you should feel honored man that your wife.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Is looking at my wife like that.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Man.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Were coming in there and we try to get help
and we try to do it. Y'all looking at my
white time about y'all want my wife to be in
a swim suit countest? Man, do you understand what that is?

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Man?

Speaker 5 (50:04):
They ain't number some pennies? Man, So y'all good at
my wife time? Y'all want my wife to the hel
up pennies saying?

Speaker 4 (50:09):
What you gotta understand, Chero this right him mean is
for the single ministry, which we got a big trip
coming up, so we raising money. Fuck? What do y'all doing? Man?

Speaker 5 (50:17):
It's not something you do at the church. Man. You
have car washes mad without no no, really, we watched
cars man, y'all talking about Canada? Man? What are you
doing it?

Speaker 9 (50:26):
Man?

Speaker 4 (50:26):
What type of church is this? Turning two?

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Man?

Speaker 4 (50:29):
See Joe that the difference he is on this whole thing? Man,
don't be upset about it? What it is that? Man?
We done found something that ain't no other church done before.
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
The reason ain't no other church done this? Because this
is wrong? Man? What committee got to get on something
like this?

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Man?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
What is wrong with you? Hey dog, you gotta understand listen.
We got sister Gigrit, we got sister Vickie.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Okay, whether when you said that they gonna find out
on it. You got these women in the church and
that they gonna put on swim suits.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Well, well, what I'm saying, we got them on our list.
We got them on our list.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Because I'm saying, ain't nobody getting with you?

Speaker 7 (51:02):
Man?

Speaker 5 (51:02):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Man? Hey? Man, lit'ten just to help us get started?
Do you have a picture of sister Allison in a swimsuit?

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Look, man, I ain't giving you to my wife with
no swimsuit.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Man, No, this is just something we're trying to do
for the ministry. Dude, you know what, are you at
the church and you work at the church full time
part time? I'm at the church.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Okay, are you there there?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
No, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be
there for clours later on in this evening.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Okay, what time do colid?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Rehearsal star left seven o'clock? But while you what's left
to what I want you to do is for me
before you go to rehearsal, can you just be right
in the front right quick. I just want to we
need to meet personally right quick, blessing me and you.
So I'm gonna come to the rehearsal and.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Then Let's talk about this face to face, because this
over the phone and out and this is not worth
it right now, and I need to meet the person
that's called in my howl talking about my wife doing
all the citiotic type. So let's meet make in the
front brother before you go to I got something for
you to sing game about. So meet me in the

(52:01):
front man, please before we go in, Lester, because we
ain't gonna talk about this no more over the phone.
Let's talk about this in person.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
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don't even understand why you ou ry like you know what.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
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Speaker 4 (52:17):
Seven.

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So it started at seven, let's do six fifty five, Lefter.
I think this is gonna work for us. This is
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really really needed to get out. Man, I got something
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at six fifty five. Please don't go on there.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
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Speaker 5 (52:53):
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Man? Hey? Man, you're brother Jason told me the prank
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Speaker 7 (53:45):
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Strawberry letter subject my husband found the wrong gift. We'll
get into it right after this.

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As of December twenty twenty four. You're listening to the
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be reading your letter on the air, just like we're
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Let thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Nephew's subject My husband found the wrong gift.

Speaker 9 (56:20):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married to an interesting man
for nineteen years and we have a daughter that's a
freshman in college. He works two jobs by choice because
he gives my daughter any and everything she asks for.
He stops spoiling me years ago, and I'm jealous. Since
he works a lot, I have plenty of time alone.
It's true that an idle mind is the devil's workshop.

(56:43):
And out of sheer boredom, I started flirting with an
old acquaintance on Facebook. He knows I'm married and he's
married too, so we both are bored and wanted someone
else to talk to. He asked me where I worked,
and I told him, but I didn't mention that I'm
working remotely right now now. This past Friday, he dropped
a small red box off at my office, and the

(57:05):
receptionist called me to come pick it up. She said, quote,
a man that's not your husband dropped off something for
you that was nothing butt shade. But I went right
up to my office and got my gift. The box
contained some small red lingerie and one hundred dollars cash
with a sweet card. When I got home, I slid

(57:26):
the box under my bed. When my husband came home,
I was in bed. He was getting undressed and He
took his wedding band off and it rolled under the bed.
He saw the box and looked at me, smiling. He
opened it and started getting giddy. He thought it was
his Valentine's present. So I had to play it off
and put the lingerie on. It was way too small

(57:48):
for me, and it almost cut my circulation off. I
couldn't wait for him to rip it off. I had
to go through two rounds of bad sex, but he
was so happy. I want my hundred dollars back, and
I want to tell him another man gave me that
gift because he sent our daughter flowers for Valentine's and
he didn't give me any. Should I tell him just
to make him jealous. No, you should not, and especially

(58:10):
you shouldn't be jealous of your daughter. I mean, you know,
making him think that the gift was for him was
the only option you had at the time, because that
could have gotten really ugly, but not as ugly as
it already is. I mean, I'm surprised you're still sleeping
with him. You have so much, so many complaints about him.
You stayed in there for not one, but two rounds

(58:32):
of bad sex. You say so, so, how long are
you going to put up with that. You got nothing
for Valentine's Day, but he got the money, the sexy undies,
and he got sex with you twice. You said he
stopped spoiling you years ago. You did not tell us
why why did that stop? I mean other than he's
working two jobs. Now you're thinking it's to spoil your daughter,

(58:55):
and you're.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Jealous of that. He's not married to his daughter.

Speaker 9 (58:58):
He's married to you, and and the idea that you're
no longer number one in his life should be unacceptable
to you. You left a lot out in this letter.
You guys have grown very far apart. Now you're thinking
about cheating with someone from your past that you met
off Facebook. I mean, that's not going to solve your
marital issues. You're looking for attention. Your husband sounds coolest

(59:20):
to your needs as far as that's concerned, and that
has to change because your marriage is already in trouble
you're thinking about. I know you say you want someone
to talk to, but that's how it starts. Okay, that
is how it starts. Those thoughts become actions. If you
still want your marriage to work, I think you guys
need to get in some sort of marriage, counseling or

(59:41):
therapy right away.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Asaf see.

Speaker 8 (59:45):
Shirley absolutely brilliant answer. I agree one hundred percent with
every single thing you said well said, which leaves me
nowhere to go in this letter except tod and find
uh little gems of ignorance that may be typed in

(01:00:07):
this letter, some swear. So come on with me as
I take you through the mind of the person who
writes a letter like this. Even the subject my husband
found the wrong gift, even the way he found it
was just, oh my goodness.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
Uh where you hear the gift?

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Was?

Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
Oh my goodness? How you hire a gift under a
damn ben?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Who do that? What is he?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Faue?

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
What is he?

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
Folk? He don't go into the bed? How who hides
the gift? Who do that?

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
Anyway, You've been married to an interesting man nineteen years old,
got a daughter's freshman in college. He works two jobs
by choice because he gives my daughter any and everything
she asks for. So now the rest of the letter
is to penalize the man and for being a great father.

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
But there's more to it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
As Shirley said, he stopped spoiling me years ago, and
I'm jealous something happened years ago that you're not putting
in this letter. Demand just stopped? And did he turn
his attention to someone who was more appreciative. Did someone
starts saying, thank you, daddy, while you're wonderful. Did somebody

(01:01:27):
go you're the best dad any girl could ever have.
Did you stop saying you were the best husband, thank
you for all of your hard work. No, you're just
married to an interesting man. Then, as you said, since
he works a lot, you've got plenty of time alone.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
And now here we go. An idle mind is.

Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
The devil's workshop, and out of sheer bought him. I
started flirting with an old acquaintance on Facebook. You do
understand that this entire letter is really looking like your
fault because your husband working two jobs and spoiling your daughter,
showing her how a man should treat her, giving her

(01:02:06):
an example of what love looks like from the eyes
of a daughter through watching her father, and you taking
it as he stops spoiling me. I'm jealous, I'm bored.
I'm flirting on Facebook. Facebook then ended a lot of marriages.
Get ready for yours to.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Be gone too.

Speaker 9 (01:02:25):
Just hold that thought right now, we got to take
a break right here. We'll have part two of your
response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Today's Strawberry Letter subjects I know you just got into it.
Today's Strawberry Letter, My husband found the wrong gift. We'll
get right back to it right after this. Hey, this

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Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
my husband found the wrong gift.

Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
Everything about this letter's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
This woman is married to what she claims as an
interesting man who has a freshman daughter in college.

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
To both of them, he's spoiling her. He's got two jobs.

Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
She says, to give the daughter in and everything she
has for he stops spoiling me years ago, and I'm jealous. Well,
then she says, since he works a lot, she got
plenty of time by herself. And then she says that
it's true that an idle mind is the devil's playground.
So she started flirting with an old acquaintance on Facebook.
Facebooked and ended a lot of marriages, and this is

(01:04:03):
fit to be another one. He knows I'm married and
he's married too, so we both are bored and wanted
someone else to talk to. Lady, everything you're saying is
like somebody going so what, because you know all you
doing is justifying the dirt that you've done.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Oh, this is a letter field with justification.

Speaker 8 (01:04:30):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
He asked me where I worked, and I told him. Now,
let me tell you something.

Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
This has been going on for a while now because
you jumped from they want somebody else to talk to to.
He asked me where I worked, and I told it,
but I didn't mention that I'm working remotely right now.
So on this past Friday, he dropped a small box
office excuse me, he dropped a small red box off

(01:04:56):
at her office, and the receptions called me to pick
it up, and she said, a man that's not your
husband dropped off something for you that was nothing but
shade what you want.

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
Ladies say that ain't the lady ain't being messy or shady.

Speaker 12 (01:05:14):
This is a fact.

Speaker 8 (01:05:16):
A man dropped a red box off up here where
you don't work at no more. And it wasn't your husband.
But I went right up to my office and got
my gift. That'll show my husband buying this girl all
this stuff. That girl is your daughter, damn, so now

(01:05:40):
I show her. I went right on up there to
get my gift. The box contained some small red lingerie
and one hundred dollars cash.

Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
I'll be dead.

Speaker 8 (01:05:51):
That's all it takes, right, the thought that I didn't
put into all these gifts over the years without wife,
all of the stuff ID spent money on.

Speaker 7 (01:06:06):
All I really had to do was get a little bitty.

Speaker 8 (01:06:10):
Red pair laundry rate, cut her blood off, and put
one hundred dollars in the box.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
Tell me, boy, that's it. When you married, and you
know she married, all you need.

Speaker 8 (01:06:23):
Is a small ass box with one hundred dollars in
the man, get out of here and then she said
with a sweet card. You just you easy, you easy,
You get excited about little or nothing because you want to.
When I got home, I slid the box under my bed.

(01:06:44):
Excuse me, you slid the box under y'all's bed.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
Tick o the good part. When my husband came home,
I was in bed.

Speaker 8 (01:06:53):
He was getting undressed, and he took his wedding bead
off and it rolled under the bed.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
I bean't do you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
Ain't that how you get busted always on some dumb store.
He took the wedding band off and it just so
had clicking, It hit the float and rolled under the bed.
When my husband then he saw the box and looked
at me smiling. He opened it and started getting giddy

(01:07:22):
because he thought it was his Valentine's President. Well, I
don't know how that is, because fellas what least him?
You got a president on Valentine? How that I ain't got.
I ain't never expected nothing. I'll be damn so dang.
How old is he here? In his eighties or something?
When the hell did we started getting Valentine's Day? Guess anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
It was.

Speaker 8 (01:07:44):
I had to play it off and put the lingerie on.
It was way too small for me and it almost
cut my circulation off. I couldn't wait for him to
rip it off. I had to go through two rounds
of bad sex, but he was so happy. I want
my hundred dollars back, and I want to tell him
another man gave me that gift because he sent our

(01:08:08):
daughter flowers for Valentine's and he didn't give me any. Now,
the dumbest line in this whole letter is you want
to tell your husband.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
Let me understand this, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
That another man gave you that gift because your husband
sent your daughter flowers for Valentine's Day and didn't give
you any. So your snapback for that is I'm gonna
tell him that another man sent this red box up
to my job. I went up there and picked it up.
Is too small for me, but I put it on

(01:08:46):
just to deceive you. You ripped it off and you
took my hundred dollars. I want my one hundred dollars back.
Should I tell him just to make him jealous, Lady,
this ain't finna make him jealous.

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
This wind to cause a whole lot. I don't think jealousy.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
Gonna be your least of words in the police report,
and y'all fill it out jealousy. It's gonna be other
things in the police report like assault and battery, oh wow,
and receive and stolen property. Oh, it's gonna be a
lot of stuff in this police report, but jealousy won't
be in there. That's the dumbest thing you could do.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
Lord, have mercy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
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Speaker 7 (01:09:39):
All right, let's go. Come on, Shirley, what you got.

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Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Now, what's the biggest light you ever told? Tommy started
off my son, my oldest son.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
When he was younger. He wanted to go to PG
thirteen movies. Okay, okay, he wanted to go to PG
thirteen movies. And I would be like, I always knew
it was gonna be something that he didn't need to see.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
So he didn't know, but I would tell him, Hey,
do you know what PG thirteen means? He's like no,
I say that means only thirteen people can go in
the movie. So when we would get there and say
it's already twelve people in there, we can't go in there.
It's too late, and he would be like, wow, we
don't never get here in time enough to see any

(01:10:57):
PG thirteen movies. We're gonna have to go see a
G movie. We're gonna go see a GM. We'd be
all up in line, king, we not going to see G.
Your mama ain't gonna be mad? All right, what's the biggest.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Lie you ever? I need to make sure that my
mama ain't listening. Huh oh man.

Speaker 7 (01:11:19):
I uh.

Speaker 10 (01:11:20):
I was at foot about sixteen years old, and my
mama let me take her truck to practice.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
And you know, after practice, my boy get in the truck.
We driving back. I took my mama brand new blazer
and backed.

Speaker 10 (01:11:31):
It and got it stuck on the side and then
it the whole left side on the school bus.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Ah.

Speaker 10 (01:11:37):
My boy said, man, I can't let you go back
home with the truth. You got to see that bus
back then into you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Okay, boy, he said, you can't walk in, Mama bread
he got this tag still on it.

Speaker 12 (01:11:47):
It ain't no license plate. Man, I walked in the
Mama said what happened to that truck? And my boys
went and talking. We was just butting up our seat.

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
Best they know.

Speaker 12 (01:11:55):
A school bus hit us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Boy.

Speaker 10 (01:11:58):
My mama bought that for about two months. About two
months she said, she said, why you ain't getting no case?

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
I got to do that?

Speaker 12 (01:12:08):
Ask who help received that sixty?

Speaker 7 (01:12:12):
Could?

Speaker 12 (01:12:12):
I was fast after that?

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
Come se the big God.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
You've ever told last one what you got so many?

Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
He said, I have an endlish pool to choose. I
went up at all my daddy's station Wagon. One time
I was taking this girl out on the date in
my church choir. But I wanted to be with it
in the car. And so what I did was I
stopped at the drugstore and bought some Ponds cold cream.

(01:12:43):
That was a trick me and the Fellows shooter. You
back in the day, you put Pawns cold cream on
the windows. It make it, you know, you can't see
in the window. And I put the Pawns cold cream
on the windows before I got down there to pick
her up. And when I went and picked up if
she came and got in the calm in the station
wag and I bagged out. I couldn't see a damn thing.

(01:13:04):
I hit my daddy's offender on the fence and toe
the head light out.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
I can't get cream off no window.

Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
Books, Yeah, cumber, you can get Pam's cold cream off
the window. You can't get it out the crack where
this window meets the uphost.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
All right, thank you guys. You're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:13:28):
So, according to an online poll, here's how to tell
if a boyfriend or girlfriend is serious about you. So, Steve,
this is the same thing you stated in your book.
Act to like a lady, think like a man. So
let's go over a few ways to tell if you
were the one, all right. Number one, he refers to
your relationship as we when talking about future plans.

Speaker 7 (01:13:51):
You agree, absolutely, mhm.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
Why would he mention you in the future if you're
not gonna be there? Okay, Wow, you know what I'm saying.
You see all the movies. What's the movies in the future,
Richard Pryor used to talk about, And you see all
the movies about the future, white people being there. That's

(01:14:15):
because white people wasn't playing on us being here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Oh gosh, okay, they weren't saying we.

Speaker 8 (01:14:23):
Yeah, we stunting the ass because we're still sticking around
a little shocking to him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
All right, here's another one.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
His social media includes pictures of the two of yours.

Speaker 7 (01:14:36):
Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:14:36):
I just had a conversation with a young guy because
I know how important social media is to them, and
when they claim each other as exclusive, they will post
each other. If you're not, you're not getting posted. I mean,
just look at anybody, look at all of them. And
so I noticed kid this dating this girl. He told

(01:14:57):
me he's in love with her. And he told me
she he's in love with him, but he ain't on
none of her Instagram and she ain't on none of his.
I said, so, I don't know what's happening, but don't
look that really now, he mad at me. Why could
you brought it to his attention?

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Yeah, all right, here's another one. Labels become a part
of your relationship.

Speaker 9 (01:15:22):
When you're a significant other stops introducing you as just
a friend publicly, chances are you're the one and only,
like this is mine?

Speaker 8 (01:15:29):
Well, I mean that's important because how many women are
in relationships and don't know what it is?

Speaker 7 (01:15:37):
They don't have a description of it, right, they don't
have what is this?

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
You know?

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
How many women in relationships that's going what is this?
They don't even know what it is? Because dudes are
very smart now and if you will go along with
us without a label or a title, coop. But you
have to ask yourself why don't I have a label
or a title? Ask yourself that, m And the number

(01:16:06):
one reason is is be cause you ain't that Lord Jesus,
she better tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
You appreciate minister up, there.

Speaker 8 (01:16:17):
Ain't nobody fitting to call you what you ain't You
only get to be mister president if you get the votes.
You only get to be the boss if you get
the promotion. You only get to be the owner of
the company if you put up all the money. Hello,

(01:16:41):
amen again, go ahead, Steve.

Speaker 9 (01:16:44):
This is a big one in your book. I remember
he brags about you, introduces you to his friends.

Speaker 8 (01:16:50):
Then you know, simple, man, this is the one man,
This is my girl. Man another day, man, we had
such a good time. Man, my girl man, she'd be
lighting it up.

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
Man.

Speaker 8 (01:17:00):
And we've been going through it a little bit. Man,
this girl she's smart. It's just simple. It's simple. It's simple.
We want you and we that's how we mark our
tour into a territory by bragging about you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
So you heard me say this? She mind you heard that?

Speaker 8 (01:17:16):
So what you over here faught with your head cocked
to the side, sipping out your drink?

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
Sideway Pardner.

Speaker 9 (01:17:24):
And the and the last one, Steve, You have drawers
at each other's house, draws.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
A drawer like all.

Speaker 8 (01:17:36):
In the draw said, that's true too. You gotta put
them something. And my draws is over here because I'm
been finna do some things where I need new draw
I can't put these back on, not these.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
Too much in these here? I got to get some
fresh drawling.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Hey, what up this you boy?

Speaker 7 (01:18:07):
Chris Brannon?

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Right now, y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
So, guys, waffle House has announced it as temporary added
a fifty cent per egg surcharge to all menu items.
Waffle House said in a statement, quote, the continuing egg
shortage caused by hp a I bird flu has caused
a dramatic increase in egg prices. Customers and restaurants are

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being forced to make difficult decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
End quote. The average price of a dozen eggs now
nationwide is how much? Steve, you don't know the buck?

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
I know he doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
How much he ain't he supposed to go down when Donald.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Trump ky, it's these very eggs. Yeah, per egg per egg,
not per dozen, per egg, per eggs.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:18:58):
I mean like if you are the eggs and waffle,
they gonna charge fifty more put egg.

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
They don't come with the waffle no more.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
That's what their eggs per egg.

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
Can we bring our own eggs? They're still gonna be high.

Speaker 8 (01:19:15):
Sign up for me do you know how many Trump
supporters is at waffle House? This could cost them their
whole come wow, wow, boy? What he'll Billage find out
that these eggs is not only going down, but they
up fifty per egg and waffle House is one of

(01:19:39):
the great institutions in America.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Well they said that they were right, Yeah, four fifteen right,
that's how much it does in of eggs.

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
See, so you'll know, yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Right, coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour,
we'll play around it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:56):
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Speaker 9 (01:20:33):
Time now, guys for another round of would you rather?
Would you rather be kissed? On the lips or kissed
on your neck during intimacy.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Oh that, Nick, I can't hand it. I jumped out
the wind. I can't handle it at all. I can't
handle it, thank you. I just ain't no good on this, Nick.
I'm telling you who you want to stop my performance?
You get on that, Nick, I'm done.

Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
I can't do.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Well.

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
I'm the direct opposite. Okay, you open up your mouth,
started looking me on my neck?

Speaker 7 (01:21:07):
You in for some some with that?

Speaker 8 (01:21:11):
I intenser size all efforts. I'm talking about. Man, everything
I'm doing, I start doing hard everything in me, not
on my neck. My body's convulsing and stuff. I'm most
of my actions is involuntary. At that point, I'd rather not.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Let's keep this party. Would you rather?

Speaker 9 (01:21:43):
Would you rather be financially satisfied all of the time?

Speaker 11 (01:21:46):
He?

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Would you rather be sexually satisfied?

Speaker 10 (01:21:49):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (01:21:49):
Hey, yeah, we can buy it. You got enough money,
you ain't got to worry about it. It feel good
Sometimes when you just got money, you ain't got to
do nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying to tell
you right now, I'm going with that money. Man, You're
financially set all the time on sexually satisfied all the time. No, No,

(01:22:11):
like Tommy said, you got enough money, you can buy
whatever you get sexually satisfied.

Speaker 7 (01:22:17):
Now I don't need them both. No, No, with that money,
that money makes me feel like we just finished it,
feel way down all right?

Speaker 9 (01:22:28):
So would you rather post nude, just completely naked for
a group of artists or would you rather wear false lashes?

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Eyelashes?

Speaker 7 (01:22:38):
Often put them lashes on so fly?

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
I ain't what is wrong naked?

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
Yeah, but I don't know. He's artists. He knows, surely
he knows. He don't. He don't need to be next.
I got, I got two albs. It look weird. I
ain't got the other folk.

Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
I don't need to be naked in front nobody, nobody
but wife. She didn't seen it from all sides, and
I don't really a naked explaining to y'all what's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:23:07):
And then let's just be.

Speaker 8 (01:23:08):
Real, y'all from the side. Do you really want somebody
looking at you from the side?

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
You know, Ford straight on? I'm all right.

Speaker 8 (01:23:18):
You know, on a scale of one to ten, about seven,
you know, straight on seven? You know from my age,
I'm an eight and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
You know you look great.

Speaker 7 (01:23:31):
Sideways. I can't explain that to no. Damn, I don't
really know what's happened.

Speaker 9 (01:23:38):
All right, all right, thank you? That's our rounded would
you rather for today? Coming up next, it is our
last break of the day, and we'll have some closing
remarks at forty nine minutes after from the one and
only Steve Harvey.

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Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shows.

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Speaker 7 (01:24:27):
All right, Steve, here we are. Hey.

Speaker 8 (01:24:29):
You know what I've thought about something I thought I
wanted to share with my audience, because you know, it's
something I've realized as I've gotten older, I understand my mission.
I've accepted my calling. I am crystal clear about one

(01:24:51):
of the reasons why I'm here. I now fully understand
why God made my life have the challenges and in
it that he did. So in moments like this, when
I'm talking to people, I can offer them some tidbits,
some gems, some jewels that I have learned along the way.

(01:25:14):
And I think of so many things that I've learned
in my past that I never didn't understand at the time.

Speaker 7 (01:25:19):
But I do not.

Speaker 8 (01:25:20):
But something my mother used to say to me all
the time. My mother used to say, one day, God
gonna give you a big house up on the hill.
You can't get up on that hill, and don't tell
nobody else how to get there. Now, coming from a
very poor background, I didn't understand that at a time.
And then you know, that was a scripture talking about
a house on a hill and something like that was

(01:25:42):
something something I didn't know what she was talking about.
Don't think, my mama, here come another Bible verse. I
got to go to the Bibles still they and figure
this one out, and I just never did.

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
Well.

Speaker 8 (01:25:51):
I understand now, and in that, I understand my mission,
I understand my assignment. I've accepted at my calling, and
here I am. So that's to say to everybody out
there who hasn't reached my plateau yet.

Speaker 7 (01:26:08):
As far as age goes.

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
The things you're going through right now is preparing you
for what you're going to be and what you're going
to have. And you've got to understand this process. I
didn't always understand it, but now that I've gone through
it and still going through it, at times, I'm sharing
with you some things that you need to know about

(01:26:32):
the process that yeah, it's hard for you now, but
this too shall pass. Yes it's challenging for you now,
but this ain't gonna trouble last always. I'm telling you
what I've learned, that you're going to get to the
other side of it eventually. And sometimes you get to
the other side and don't even realize you there, and

(01:26:55):
you just got to stay in the process. The most
important thing you have to remember for in this whole
process is don't you ever ever give up. I don't
care what happens. Don't you ever give up. I don't
care how dark can look for you, how bleak the situation,
how charged with punishment the scroll, Don't you ever ever

(01:27:17):
give up? Because I have seen it happen too many times.
I have seen people who I know gave up before
the light switch got cut. On one more strike of
the hammer, they to hit oil, one more dig or
the shovel and the diamonds would have fell out. I
have seen people walk away from situations and the very

(01:27:40):
next day the person behind them reaped the benefits. I've
seen it over and over and over and over again.
I was determined I was not going to be that person.
I oftentimes I just asked God for strength. Now you
know what God does when you ask for strength, He

(01:28:01):
puts situations in front of you that requires you to
be strong. Because it's like going to the gym. You
can't go in there and get in that gym. One
of the big boys is that over there. You got
to start with some lightweights. You got to work up.
You can't jump in there and grab the sixties. You
gotta start your curls with them twenties. Man, you grab

(01:28:22):
them sixties and start curling, and see what happened. You'll
be discouraged. You'll go home. Nah, man, You got to
get on that. You got to get them lightweights. You
got to start building it up. And as you build
it up, you get stronger, and you get stronger, so
you ask God for strength. Yeah, so he puts situation
in front of you that requires you to be strong.

(01:28:42):
You asking God to make you rich one day. You
know what God gonna do. He gonna make you understand
what poverty is. See, because if you do get rich
one day, you're gonna have to have an appreciation for
it because if you don't. People who get rich quick
don't have money long because they don't know the process.
So as you're asking God to increase your wealth, He's

(01:29:05):
also gonna let you stay in this poverty a little
while too.

Speaker 7 (01:29:08):
I can attest to that.

Speaker 8 (01:29:11):
As you ask God to bring you closer, which is
what I'm doing right now.

Speaker 7 (01:29:15):
You know what God gonna do.

Speaker 8 (01:29:17):
He gonna put you in this situation to make you realize,
ain't nobody out there for you but Him? And I
ain't got no choice but to be closer to Him
because guess what, can't nobody really help me? I don't
have no problems. Well, I can pick up the phone
and go, yo, man, I need some help. No anybody
finna do that. God keeps me in situations where I
have to realize is only Him and no matter where

(01:29:41):
the attack comes from. I am now thoroughly convinced that
God got me. I am convinced of it. I wish
y'all could just learn it from me. Do you see
how I come and get on this radio every day
with this same attitude. I don't care what world and
around me. I have people all the time, Hey man,

(01:30:04):
just checking on you.

Speaker 7 (01:30:04):
You okay? But I'm good. I'm good man, I'm good.
I really am.

Speaker 8 (01:30:11):
Because I am convinced that God is with me. I
am convinced that He's not gonna leave me. I am
convinced that no weapon for him against me shall prosper.
I am convinced that I can walk through the rivers
and the waters and will not be overcome. I am
convinced of that. I am convinced that he making me
lie down in green pastures. I'm convinced of it because

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He's done it for me time and time again. So
why would he not do me again? And if God
said he never leave you.

Speaker 7 (01:30:40):
He don't leave you.

Speaker 8 (01:30:42):
You going through something don't mean he'dne left you. Man, y'all,
come on now, don't ever give up. That's the number
one thing. Don't you ever give up? I don't care
what happens. Don't you dare give up?

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:30:56):
Those are my clothes. Was love.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
Self forgets?

Speaker 7 (01:31:01):
I love your clothiness to see you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
You need to.

Speaker 9 (01:31:09):
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