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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
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At all, So.
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Don't given them.
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Back a million bus bus boozy. Listening to show, I
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don't joy, Yeah, Joy.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You don't do that?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Love you turn? I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Got to turn the mouth turn probably got to turn
the mouth. The word the money up, look me, come.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come out, you think that I sure will? Good morning everybody.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
You'll listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah I do, man, God is good.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Hey today, I just want to get right to it
because this has really been pressing me. I woke up
and this was on my mind, and I wanted to
share it with you because I know this for a fact.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
See I've lived this for a fact.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
And you know the majority of things I talk about
in the morning before we get started with the regular show.
It's something that I've experienced. I can only tell you
what I know, and so I've really really understood why
God has had my life go the way that is gone.
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Because if I didn't have all these tests in my life,
I didn't have all these tests that I passed, all
these tests that I failed. If I didn't have all
of those, the good and the bad, What could I
share with you in the morning? What could I tell
you about hanging? What could I tell you about failing
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and then winning? What could I tell you about hanging
in now when all hope was gone? How could I
share that with you? Unless I've had those moments myself.
I don't care what happens to you. I don't care
what you're going through. Don't you dare dare give up?
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Under no circumstances. Don't you dare dare ever give up?
It is the biggest trick that the enemy has. It's
making us think we ain't gonna make it, to water
down the illusion that there is a possibility that you
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might still have a chance to get over. The biggest
trick he uses is when you make a mistake and
you fall. He gets you to start to thinking it's final,
that there is no resurrection, there is no redemption, there
is no recovery. He just makes you think it's final.
He is the master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever
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give up? I don't care what besets you, befalls you,
trips you up, What circumstantial situations may arise.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Don't you dare, dare ever give up?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Because listen to me, these are tests that you are
going through. And these tests, whether you pass the test
or it appears that you fail the test, the test
accomplishes the mission if you're smart about it. If you
pass the test, Let's say you're going through a situation
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and you get over and it goes the way you
want it to do, then what you've learned is if
you hang in there, there's a light at the end
of the tunnel.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay, mission accomplished.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
If you fail the test and it doesn't go the
way you want it and it goes the opposite and
it turns out into a negative result, and the response
you were looking for is a no, that's not final.
That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean it's time
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to turn back. It simply means that now you have
learned a valuable experience, you have learned a valuable lesson.
You now know what not to do. You are now
because you know what not to do, another step closer
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to getting it right.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Listen to me.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
It has to happen this way. You have to have
the rain in your life to get the flowers in
your life. You got to have the darkness in your
life to appreciate the sunshine in your life. You got
to have woes and worries to appreciate the joys.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It is merely a test.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
So when you get through failing, and you get through stumbling,
and you get through messing it up, all that's getting
you one step closer to getting it right. Oh, my
relationship ended. I'll never be able to find another person
like that. Not only will you not be able, well,
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not only will you be able to find a person
like that, You can find a person that far better
than that if you don't give up. But see, sometimes
you got to go through the bad ones to get
to the good ones. Don't you, dare dare ever give up?
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I don't care what happens to you if you lose
a loved one. And Lord knows, I've lost some people
I've loved dearly, with every inch in me. I've lost
my mother, my father, my brother, and my best friend.
I don't know. I know people who have lost they children. Goodness, man,
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I can't even imagine that, but they kept on going.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
What you giving up for? Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
I got you miss them, and I got you grieving.
But I got news for you. Don't you let the
devil make you think it's over for you because somebody
else ain't still here.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It was their time. Now.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
I'm not trying to lessen the blow for you, but
I'm trying to get you up on your feet so
you can stop all this old woe is me because
the things that's happening to you, you're not the first
person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get a grip.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Let's wrap your mind around this thing.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
You have got to move forward, if it's just in
memory of those people. I was on one of the
commercial breaks the other day and somebody asked me something,
and I forgot the question, but my answer was, I've
always wanted my mother and father to be proud of me,
and in their absence and their demise, I'm hoping just
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somehow man that they watching me, that they see they boy,
that I'm down here, that I'm doing better, that I'm
making something out myself, that I'm loving my wife, that
I'm taking care of my kids. Just want my old
man to see that about me. You don't want my
mother to see I'm trying to get my life together
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over here, you know, I'm saying, I'm trying to be
a better person. My mama was a Sunday school teacher
for forty years. She been praying for me for a
long long time. I just hope, man, and that's all
I'm doing, is just hoping that they see me so
they can be proud of me.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
See you, you, you, you you.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
You got to understand that when you make these mistakes,
that when you fall and stumble and you get it
oh so wrong, it ain't over for you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Don't you dare dare dare ever? Give up?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Don't stop thinking, man, because it ain't happening just the
way you want it to. That it ain't meant to
be devil. He got so many tricks to deceive you.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You know why you're.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Being tested right now because there is no testimony without
the test. You got to go through something. It's all
good man telling you. Just wanted to share that with you.
Don't you give up out there. I don't care what's happening.
Don't don't, don't don't get deceived. The victory's coming, but
you ain't gonna get it if you quit.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Hang on, y'all. You're listening to the Steve Morning Shows.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have yourndivided attention for one
reason and one reason only. It is time to reflect.
To just think about it for a minute. I mean, man, really,
let me ask something. How good is God?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Man? Can you handle that?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Just give it a moment, man, really think about it?
Any good and he does something for you unexpected man.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Anyway, y'all to feel something.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Man, if you don't get connected, just get connected. You
ain't got to go to church to do it. You
could do it today. Just get connected. Just just just meditate,
talk to it. Love to hear from you. Absolutely, ladies
and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry calling for Real is back Mississippi,
Monica Junior and the legend of Nephew Tommy Junior.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
What is going on today? Hey? Let me let me
talk you about this.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I heard a quote. It's very interesting quote.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
It says that people who truly love you push you
to be uncomfortable. People who truly love you push you
to be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And if you always talk.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
About being uncomfortable, you speak on that about not getting comfortable,
getting uncomfortable or so who who in your in your life,
in your space pushed you up to the point to
be uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Well, I mean, my wife is a constant, uh point
of pressure. She absolutely encourages me and requires me to
be the best person I can be all the time.
That's all the time now. In my life growing up
it was my father. He created discomfort. But I've always
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understood stood that everything you want in life that's good
for you, or everything you're trying to aspire to, is
on the other side of uncomfortable, and you got to
go through some uncomfortable things to get through it. You know,
convenience is built through inconvenience, and that's what some people
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don't want to do. They don't want that part, they
don't want the inconvenient part. But that's the only way
to build convenience. And so it is a real statement.
And uh, you know, you got to be careful around
yes men and yes people. You got people in your
circle just agreeing what you're going along with. It ain't
nobody checking you, going hey man, w bro, bro, you
can do what now? No, Bro, that ain't cool.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, you know, but if.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
You got people all the time, yeah yeah Rod rod
sis boom by a lot of people cheer you on
to watch you fail.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Oh strike, Wait a minute.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
There are a lot of people man, who cheer you
on to watch you fail. You go on down there,
you go tell them that's right. You ain't got to
take that go down there. I'd go down there if
I was. You gotta be careful, man, if if somebody
don't say, hold man, let's think about this. If you
go down there, do you know that there's something Let's
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look at all the scenarios.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You got to have somebody in your life, man, that
makes you go.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
I thank God for Judge Greg Matthis one time I'll
swind to do something crazy and Judge Matthews said, hey, man,
you can't be big and small at the same time.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I love it, And that stopped me from doing something stupid.
Shout out to Greg Matthews.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
My dear.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
All right, guys coming up at thirty two minutes to
have to be our We'll hear from the nephew as
he runs that frank back right after this. You're listening
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Speaker 9 (14:14):
It is time now for the nephew to run that
brink back. What you got for his nept I.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Got it for you down at the Strip club. I
have a nickname, and my nickname is Thunderboat. Yeah, thunder
the boat. That's my nickname, right, my nickname of light
quick thunder Boat. Let's go cat doctor.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Hello, hey man, let me must speak not here. Who's so?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Just thun the boat from the club man? What times
she get in on the boat? Hello? Yeah, yeah, this
doun the boat man? What times she get in? What
you mean? What times you get in?
Speaker 11 (14:52):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
She ain't in here now, but you know what I mean.
I'll what you need. Hey U, I'm trying to actually
get an address and stuff. Man, she got me dancing
this weekend on Saturday, night, and I want to see it.
Make sure I got to address and everything. Everything's still on.
You know, I already gave my slot up here. I
got you dancing, said, what not? What you mean she
got you dancing? She asked me to do some male
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dancing on Saturday night, so I went on and took
off at the club, and uh, you know, she's already
got my my guy, ain't she ain't actually do no
male dancing my gas. She now my guys, she goes,
she goes to school at night and weekend. So you know, okay, okay, okay,
who is it? I ain't David David fiance what yeah,
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that's my gas? Hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaking
Fin to getting Maddy squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay,
my guy, ain't I'm David, Right, Okay, that's that's that's
Squeaky squeak Fin to get mail on my gas. You
say you're a dancer. I dance that man, I'm thinking
about but how do you know my gas? She come
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to the club on Saturday. She asked me about doing
some dancing for it's coming Saturday. So she already gave
me half the money. He comes to the club on Saturdays. Now, Michael,
she goes school on Saturdays. Man, you know now on
what Listen, First of all, I'm blown away by you're
trying to tell me Squeaky married that you got me
really toe up with her. I don't know. No, no, Squeak,
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that's what we call her at the club. Man. Man,
Look at I'm not finna get into all of that.
What I'm really calling by this she got me working
this weekend doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just
make sure that we're all for this weeknd because I
didn't give my spot up at the club. You're trying
to tell me, Michael, hanging out at a buck naked club,
but dance man, Squeaky been coming up in them man,
for the last buck a week. She been there long
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enough health nick names. I do knowing Squeaky four five years.
Squeaky been coming Man, this this thunderball Me and Squeaky
go way back. Oh no, man, Well we gonna handle
when she gets in here. And you can, you know,
hand to yours? Have you got to handle it? Talk
to whoever you got to to get your little money
or whatever. No, no, no, no, I'm gonna wait a minute,
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matey as you listening, Man, I can't get my slide
back at the club now. Squeaker got to give me
the remaining balance, man, even if she ain't gonna do,
I need my other winning value and I ain't gonna
give you the raining bounds of nothing. Hey man, I
need to ring my money that she gave you. What
you're saying that you can just count that out. She
ain't gonna give you thing. Hey man, I'm the boat
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gonna get his money. Man, I need my one fit
number boat gonna get his quill. Well, then that's what
you got to do. And that's what you got to do. Man.
I told him that's for thunder Boat, for ben anything
to get no cash talking about calling go kid at
this So I ain't working for to give money a
wing to some boat lighting or whatever. Hey man, look man,
it's thunderboat. It ain't lighting. It's thunder Boat lightning and
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worked on Wednesday night. Just thunderboat. I don't know who
you done talk to already about that, but you need
to holler that, damn And don't be calling here asking
my girl to give you some money. Ain't giving you
because she don't make nothing, I'm coming over there now
and get my money from Squeaky. I ain't hearing it.
Don't make nothing. I made all the money around here,
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so you ain't finna get nothing from over here. Finding
so you can wipe that, that's your mind. I'm coming
over there to get my money from Squeaky today. You
coming over here. I'm coming over there to get my
money from Squeaky. Lookit, i ain't got time to play
along my slot at the club. See what you get.
See if you get some money, get your bring out
fund coming over there to get the rest of his brother.
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You better not bring them over here because you come up.
I'll tell you what. Bring them on over here, and
I'm gonna show you lighting it. I ain't know you've
got some money already. She rights here, give you money.
Way I'm struggling. I tell you what you bring your
over give you want to and Wahington go down. Hey man,
all I'm saying is I'm finna come over there and
wait outside down for Squeaky to get there to get
the rest of my money. That's what I'm saying to you.
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You're gonna come over and sit outside what I'm finna
come over there? And wait outside for Squeaky to get
there so I could get the rest of my money
over here, said outside house. That's what I'm finna do,
and that's what it takes for me to get my
money from Squeaky. I tell you what you bring over
here there and sit outside my home. And when can
get your see you blow the horn. That's what you do.
You blow the horse. So I come out there and
meet you and let you know what's going down for
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Bustshell and we make money. She can see your laid out, like,
come on over here and get your money. I'm going
to give my money, sque You on you one hundred
and fifty dollars and I'm going to come get I
don't give them. What she old you about undred to
mom is she's giving you. You ought to be happy
with that. You want to come over here talking about
you want some more money. You know somebody on thunder
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boat one hundred and fifty dollars and thunder boat gonna
get his money. Brotter, try to go up and dance
at the club on this weekend. So here you will
not be dancing at the talking about sitting out from
my Squeaky gonna give me my ONEm fit. You ain't
even got nothing to do with this, no way. This
transaction is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing
to do with you, no way. Hey your name is
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then it's got everything to do with me. You call
my nosel just talking about kild you something money and
I'm just but no, bring you con over here. I
got your money, Come get your whn I got your
money right here, and be sitting out front on you,
squeaking the one ask for me to dance Saturday night.
Squeaky as I told her three hundred dollars plus kills.
Now I ain't gonna get no kills, but I'll tell
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you why. I am gonna get my three hundred dollars.
I got one fifty and I'm gonna get the other
one fifty one. Squeaky, get out. You ain't getting it
from me. You're gonna get your busser from me. I
got one more thing I need to say to you,
and you listening to me, said, man, what come listen?
Speaker 11 (20:21):
I can hear you what this is?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Mithew Talment from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your homeboy.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Who Who's this this is, nephew, tell me, man from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just got pranked by
your homeboyd God.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
You see the quiz bink huh play too much? Y'all
had this. I'm putting on boots man year, I'm gonna
go out here and squabble. I got pikes and bat
nothing out here in by the whipple man, Man, y' bro,
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I'll be glad with somebody thrank Yo. Tell me, I'm
gonna get that. Y'all got me, y'all got me? Hey man,
I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,
who what is? What was the baddest I'm talking about
the baddest radio show in the lane, the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (21:22):
All right, nephew, thank you, coming up next, ass a Colo.
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She is here.
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Speaker 1 (22:29):
All right.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
of the hour, but right now it is time to
ask the CLO. This is from Trischelle in Phoenix. Steve
Trischelle writes, I recently got catfished, okay, but in a
good way. I met a man online and he didn't
tell me that he was well off. He said he
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wanted me to like him for who he is. First honestly,
I like him more now that I know he's got money.
But is this a red flag that he lied to me?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
You stu, what you said? Come on now?
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Damn the dude tied of women wanting him because he
got money, as you just found out. You really do now,
and that's what he was trying to avoid. Yeah, it's
a red flag leave him alone. Yeah, I think the
red flag is you.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You the red flag.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
I liked him, but now that he got money, I
really like him. But do you think it's a red
flag that he lied to me? You know what, man,
people like you, y'all killed me with that mess right there.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Now.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
You're trying to turn it around like it's something wrong
with him.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
He didn't disclose how much he was worth. That ain't lying.
He just wanted to wait to share the information with you.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Now, what was being a lie is if he told
you he was a millionaire and you found out he
had just got on as a fry cook at Windows.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
A bold face life.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
Okay, moving on to Samson, Samson and Buffalo. My wife's
friend called, and uh, this is what Samson writes. My
wife's friend called, and I clearly heard her ask my
wife did he call yet? My wife laughed loud so
her friend would know that I was close by for days.
I have asked my wife if she's talking to another man.
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She said, that's not what her friend asked her. Since
she's playing stupid, should I check her phone?
Speaker 7 (24:34):
What's the siah?
Speaker 12 (24:35):
Him?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Bruh? You know how these people they.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Don't say his name is Sampson. Though his name is
sam sometimes you can tell by the name.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Now, Broh, brouh. Look, man, Bro, I don't know what
to tell you.
Speaker 12 (25:01):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I just really don't bro because.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
I don't know. Maybe you heard it, maybe you didn't
hear it. You know, she plays stupid, you know, should
you play stupid?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
We'll go and check of for check because.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
Yeah, he'll find out if she's talking and check off. Okay,
why are you irritated by it?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Because you know his name Samson? Like you some string?
All right?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
All right, I can go with that one.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Change your name is Sammy, little Sammy or something, all right.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
Moving on to Gabby and Charleston, Gabby says, I love
role playing in the bedroom with my new man.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Last night.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
He wanted to play boss and secretary, and I was
the boss in real life. His boss is a be
beautiful woman. And she wants to know was this just
role playing for him or was this one of his
just his wildest No.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
It was role playing. You was playing the role. But
his boss is a beautiful woman, she says so, and
he wants you to be the boss. Was this one
of his wildest fantasy? Well, he had it. You like
role playing, He found a perfect role.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
He wants you to play her.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
So what she thinks is real, Dan, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, that's fine, but you know that's what they do.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
See, you can't. You can't enjoy what you do. Then
when it's time to do what you do. Now, you
got a problem with what you do. Enjoy role playing
in the bed? Will be my boss then?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Okay? And then you remember what his boss looked like.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
Okay, wait a minute, so it sounds like you you
don't you're not into role playing or something.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
That's what you're making.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I'm coming in there every night, as me thought he
all this time. Why would I go in there as
somebody else?
Speaker 9 (27:06):
Okay, all right, all right, I feel you on that one, Steve, Okay,
last one.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
This is the last one. This is Eva and Bethlehem.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
Eva writes, my husband makes jokes about my fake designer purse.
It's getting old and I feel like he should buy
a real one. If if it's that funny, he said,
I'm trying to act like something I'm not. So should
I tell him that the sneakers I bought for him
are fake?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Too?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I think you should. Hell and did you say she
was from Bethlehem?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Yeah, you show any the gifts that was in the manger.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
So he's calling her about her face bag. So it's
getting older.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
She doesn't like it. Maybe that's all she can afford.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
So yeah, well you know she wants you need to
look at the tongue on that shoe and see if
it's still got Nike in. Now, if it might be,
Nai can't. Jordan's sad. He ain't got the ball in
his hand defense.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
So should she tell him? Should she tell him that
those sneakers are fake?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
What would he do? Then? Well, then he gonna want
some real ons in? Then she get a real bag.
I go on and tell him, oh you would, Yeah,
you know.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Since we laughing, it's funny. Hi, you got fake bag? Okay,
you got some fake shoes? What they was all at
the swamp me same time I was down there, swap
was over high.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Look look at Jordan's look at him close?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
So why is he clowning her so bad? I'm not nice?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
We ain't clowning and then you know, just go on
and tell him the truth.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
Tell him, all right, that's the last one, Steve Eva
and bethlet.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
But my son, my oldest son, is a sneakerhead. You
can't you can't fool him.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
With them shoes and none of that. Get all the shoes. Yep,
there's usually some telltale signed because.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I couldn't find I couldn't find no Yeezys back in
the day because they was all sold out.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
This for he lost his mind and then he got him.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
From nothing he do now right, So much for that
genius everybody was talking about. Yeah, yeah, but I will
say this, the yeasy slides, I will say he was
a genius. The way he reinvented the flip flop. You
(29:55):
gotta give him credit. Slide they are they There was
some slavery shoes.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Too, shoe too. I'm not buying none of that plastics shoes.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, Cela.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Walking around Nick in.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
All right, guys, Carla is back and she is here
with today's music news.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
What you got.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Carla all right, Shirley.
Speaker 13 (30:31):
The twenty twenty five Alright Heart Radio Music Awards will
feature performances by Bad Bunny, Billy, Eilish, Glow, Ruler, I
Love Her, Kenny, Jesney, Money Lung, Nellie and mare llcool
J will return as the host. It is live from
the Adobe Theater in Los Angeles this Monday night, March seventeenth,
(30:54):
a pm Eastern seventh Central on Fox.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Make sure you check it out. The event will also.
Speaker 13 (30:59):
Brought cast live on iHeartRadio stations nationwide, so make sure
you get your free iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
You won't miss some moment.
Speaker 13 (31:07):
Nellie will receive the twenty twenty five iHeartRadio Landmark Award,
and this award honors artists who album releases have inspired.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
And shaped not let Jeanette mo.
Speaker 14 (31:19):
Jan my mom would say, Jenny Lady God God will
be honored with the Innovator Award, and Mariah Carey will
give the Icon Award that she is.
Speaker 13 (31:36):
Twenty twenty five iHeart Radio Musical Awards this Monday night,
eight pm, seven pm on Fox.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Check it out. Here you go, Sirley, all.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
Right, thank you, Carla.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
In other entertainment news, former First Lady Michelle Obama is
releasing a podcast with her older brother, Craig Robinson for
I'MO with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson. The podcast will
feature conversations with celebrities and leaders, and according to US News,
former First Lady said, quote, with everything going on in
(32:05):
the world, we're all looking for answers and people.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
To turn to.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
My brother Craig and I launched the IMO podcast to
create a space for people to come as they are
asked honest questions, give their opinions, and have thoughtful conversations
about life.
Speaker 13 (32:22):
Okay, because yeah, well so much going on.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
I can see you being a guest on there, Steve,
for sure, anybody.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Want to.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I don't confide it on stuff like.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
That, you know, all right? Finally, in entertainment news, guys,
according to Newsweek, Neo Neo the singer has introduced a
fourth girlfriend. A fourth girlfriend now in his polyamorous relationship.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Let me know how to introduce a new here.
Speaker 9 (33:01):
Maybe he needs a fourth girlfriend to inspire him.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Who knows what's down the pike? All right, three hitch.
This year would have been real nice.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Yeah, it was forty five years old.
Speaker 9 (33:12):
And on this past Monday, he introduced his quote pyramid
to his following fans uh huh.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
On Instagram.
Speaker 9 (33:19):
The caption read, since the world is so intrigued, I
guess I should introduce my loves properly. Christina, Ariel Monet
and Brie. Say something nice or move on with your life.
We're happy over here.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Okay, Well, first of all, I know I'm not the
smartest person in the world, but I know that four
people make a square.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Damn a pyramid. This is a square. This is not a pyramid.
I know it.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
At the bottom, You know, man, I just don't you
know what he listened to me. You want to introduce everybody?
You put it on social media?
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Yeah, yeah, this.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Ain't on see an end. You put it on social media,
say something nice or move on. You already know what.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
This is, don Yeah, you already know what social media is.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
When you put it out there and you can't tell
say something nice or move on, bro, you're introducing something
that you're trying to create as a norm. Now you
want everybody to go along with your norm?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Four women? Where these disillusion as Daryl's come from. Now,
let me ask you a question. Ladies, it's neo that fan.
Speaker 13 (34:39):
Now you can say Champagne Life.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
That's my.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
But but when you've listened how many and you like
Champagne Life, would it make you sign up for the
Champagne Life?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
What?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
No?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
And be one of the pyramid if he calls it?
Absolutely not no, but well good, you're gonna say that pyramids.
(35:15):
Jay don't want y'all, Jane don't want y'll let me start.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
You have to say it like that. No, I'm just
I but you need to hear it that way though, ja.
J don't want y'all if he don't do a pyramid situation.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
But let me tell you something, that twenty six year
old boy start a pyramid.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You're gonna want to see it. It's gonna be a
lot of people, don't. It's gonna be a nice one.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
I'm flying in the Philly just to clap for it.
Speaker 9 (35:45):
But anyway, Yeah, so you guys are not feeling neo
and this pyramid right for women?
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Yeah, we're happy over here. How dump do you make
four women? Do you know how hard it is.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
For one for one to take care of one?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
Know how he does this? And your kids looking at this,
I just that's very selfish, but you know, man like. Look,
I just don't don't. I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
It's okay, I don't know what it is they have.
He's not he maybe he didn't explain it right, I
don't know what they have?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Just what do they have? What's what's the agreement? Who
pays for what? Who takes care of who? What's your assignment?
What's your role? Okay, is only so big, it's only
so big. Everybody can't get in this big people this climbing,
somebody gonna get hurt.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, you got to climb. Come in up.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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Speaker 7 (37:08):
Harvey Morning Show.
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AP Newswire, President Donald Trump purchased a new red Tesla
on the White House driveway to show his support for
Elon Musk's electric car company as it faces the backlash
(37:55):
because of his position as a head of DOGE.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
Of course, that is the Department of Government.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
Did you see the Tesla's on display in front of
the White House.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
It looked like that lot. It looks like what is
going on?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (38:10):
It included a gray cyber truck that's valued at one
hundred and forty four thousand dollars. Trump told reporters that
he would write a check for the red Tesla, which
retails for roughly eighty thousand dollars, and leave it at
the White House so his staff can drive it. Meanwhile,
on Tuesday, over thirteen hundred employees were fired from the
(38:31):
Department of Education, and more funding cuts are planned for
Social Security and Medicaid. But you're buying truck, now, make
this make sense, Steve?
Speaker 7 (38:41):
Please?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Well, I mean it's not it's not. Yeah, it's a conflict.
Speaker 7 (38:46):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Come on.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Well, the Republicans are arguing that Joe Biden drove a
jeep rub Khan into the front of the White House,
whatever it was. They got pictures of that. So here's
the real thing. This man contributed two hundred and thirty
million dollars. He got to pay him back somebody. Tesla
(39:10):
stocks have dropped. People are being booed when they drive
by in a Tesla because of Elon Musk. And now
Donald Trump wants everybody to recognize Elon Musk as a
national treasure. He wasn't a national treasure before he gave
you the two hundred and thirty million, So how he
get to be one now?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
So you can buy a national treasure.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Speaking of purchasing the idea that he has of this
gold citizenship that he's gonna come up with to offer
five million dollars to anybody who wants to become an
American citizen.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I have an idea.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Okay, what's your idea?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
And what that I heard discussed and I think it's
worth bringing up. I think that he should offer people
a chance to sell their citizenship for five million.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Dollars right now.
Speaker 6 (40:08):
And then my question to be to black people would
be would you take five million dollars to sell your
citizenship if that program opened up?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, and why would you? And why would you not
for five million?
Speaker 7 (40:24):
That's a great that's a great concept and idea. Yeah,
I think I would say yes.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Look, they don't want us over here anyway.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Bruh.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
You could take your five million and you can go
to Jamaica. You can go to the Dominican you can
go to Bahamas. You could take your five million and
go to Africa. If you take five million to Africa,
to South Africa, it's sixteen to one.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Okay, all right, coming up and thirty four minutes after
see I'm on to Canada though that he didn't mess
that all those terriff.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
We'll find out about fishing and some of your outdoor
mishaps right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
So the weather is getting nice springs upon us in
just a couple of weeks, and it's starting to get
real nice out the sun is getting later. It's that
(41:19):
time of year when people start enjoying the outdoors.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
All right.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
So here's the question.
Speaker 9 (41:25):
If you guys have ever had a day outdoors that
went totally, totally wrong.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Okay, maybe you got loss. You had an animal chase.
Speaker 9 (41:33):
You you know, when you're out fishing or doing whatever you
do outside. What is one of your best outdoor or
your worst outdoor disaster stories?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Junior? Starting with you, but Nam boy scouts and my
father was a troop leader.
Speaker 8 (41:48):
The worst troop leader ever is boy scout not Delburt
tried to have a black ben out in these woods
with four black Keiths and the all the rest of
the troop in white. We didn't have no badges of
time we left that damn cat. We didn't get a
that tying badge. We didn't get a Scouts on the back.
We didn't get not a We didn't even build a tent.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
We slept in the truck. That It was worse.
Speaker 8 (42:12):
DEVI believed know what the hell he was doing. Were
gonna compete, But we won the race.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
That's all we want. We got one badge out of
four day's damn that day, y'all slept in the truck.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
We slept.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
We didn't even build a tent. We didn't get that badge.
We couldn't put the tin up.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
God, he just turned the truck on it.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
We slept in there upright, upright, upright.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Family, my friends hated my father. We lost. Troop nine
eighty nine lost.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Tell me.
Speaker 10 (42:54):
I went, I went, this is the worst I think.
I went fishing with my mother and my grandmother Lake
Livingston in Texas, and.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I lost the keys to the car.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
And in Lake Livingston they got a section that's that
is quick saying, yeah, quick saying, And I swear I
was like, I think I think them keys is in
the quick saying, that's why I think it is. And
you know, now I'm over there around and sticking, sticking
and stick in it, trying to get it, trying to
see it. I see it, and man, my daddy, short,
(43:29):
hell is your doing over here?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
By the quick sack? What's your over here?
Speaker 9 (43:31):
For?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Where's your over here? I said, I think that. He said,
the keys is in there in your ass and being
there with the keys? What is wrong with you? Wow?
You guys, it's long s short.
Speaker 10 (43:48):
The keys was hanging in the back of the trunk
in the in the keyhole.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Oh wowow.
Speaker 10 (43:56):
I was of searching for the keys man thing looking
for it.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
I never I never liked hunting, but I used to
go hunting with my grandfather and my uncle. My dad
wasn't a hunter, so I was my grandfather and my uncle,
my sister, my mama's brother, uncle Donald, and we'out hunting,
and uh, my uncle Rogers came with us. The uncle
my father don't like my father sister's husband. He never
(44:27):
liked him. He just thought he was worthless.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
And he was.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
And uh, anyway, I knew that as a boy at ten,
I knew this uncle right here.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
And so we had these buck shots.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
And so my uncle Roger, we was walking and they
had told him how to carry his rifle. But somehow
something happened. I don't because he was behind me, so
I don't really know how it happened. But his shotgun
went off, but it shot straight up. But now now
we sitting there, we don't know immediately what the problem is.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Okay, but the buck shot hit a hornet's nest. So
for a.
Speaker 6 (45:11):
Minute you didn't know what it was. Everybody was just Roger,
what did you do? What is your gun going off?
And then all of a sudden you heard this hum
and here they come.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I'm out. I got one.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Little bee sting on back of my arm, and that's
all I needed, my little fast ass. What's gone. So
my grandfather and uncle they from the country. They know
they ran straight to the lake because they wasn't we
wasn't far from water. They ran straight to the lake.
My uncle Rodger said, up there got stirring about one
hundred fidget them bees ate his asks.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
You can't make it up.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
They ate his ass up.
Speaker 7 (45:55):
Coming up next, nephew, tell me in the prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
For getting to Roger. Roger, get in the watterle.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (46:04):
Coming up at the top of the hour right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is I give her advice because I love her. Okay, Oh,
we'll find out what that's all about in just a
few because right now the nephew is here with today's
(46:24):
prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
What you got for Where am I? I am in Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 10 (46:29):
That's what a nephew is. I am in Lexington, Kentucky. Yes, sir, Yes, sir,
bringing it live from Lexington. I have the crank phone
call for today. This is Carrie Gook. Okay, this is
Curry Go. Let's go cat Dog.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister. Mister, yeah,
this is Benjamin Dixon. Trevor is my son. He goes
to school with your son.
Speaker 10 (46:58):
Now yeah, uh he went to a birthday party that
your son had last weekend.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Am I right?
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Well listen, listen.
Speaker 10 (47:07):
I have a problem with you, mister, because I understand
that you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica. But listen,
you guys serve the children curry goat. You don't serve
kids curry goat. Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Pete, what having?
Speaker 10 (47:25):
What happen to ice cream and cake and punch that
maybe even a pizza at a birthday party for kids?
But curry goat? That's our question?
Speaker 15 (47:33):
Oh you mean, but I when I understand why, I
thought you mean you mean mental feed the kid.
Speaker 11 (47:38):
Them, kurry gorde them. But when your thought boat bredren?
Speaker 15 (47:43):
So what when your thought boat?
Speaker 13 (47:46):
You mean?
Speaker 15 (47:46):
Oh you mean you have a problem with me?
Speaker 11 (47:48):
Oh you have a problem with me.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
I got a problem.
Speaker 10 (47:51):
I got a problem with any parents who decides on
their own that somebody else's child it's okay to feed
them some curry goat.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
My child don't eat no goat. We eat chicken.
Speaker 10 (48:03):
We eat the steak, we eat cow, We don't eat
curry goat yo eats.
Speaker 11 (48:10):
A birthday party door he needs that birthday party. And
why you might if you.
Speaker 15 (48:17):
Would have told me to deal with something too, so
some roote war and call me when you're when you're
dying on a on a rumble me and a red
dren because you don't know who we are dealing with
or know.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Okay, I need you to slow it down for me. Man,
I understand that. Nothing you're saying tell.
Speaker 15 (48:33):
Me for slow you call me. You can't tell me
for slow A mighty full in your car.
Speaker 10 (48:40):
Look, man, all I'm saying and you this, this is
disrespectful to the child, to people's parents. You going out
on your own liberty deciding on what you're gonna feed somebody.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
You gotta feed them normal stuff.
Speaker 10 (48:52):
You can't do that kidding birthday parties here in the States. Man,
it's pizza, it's ice cream, it's it's punch, that's it.
Hot dogs maybe, but not no damn curry go Man.
Speaker 11 (49:07):
I mean you're running the show, bredgrand I'm telling me
what to do. I mean, you run this, so y'all
come telling me, won't won't disrespect you disrespect me of
calling my fai.
Speaker 10 (49:19):
I am a ditch taking you by calling your phone.
I want to know why it is you doing something
like this? And I bet you these other parents don't
know you've been serving.
Speaker 11 (49:28):
Go yo kitchen man. I want you? Is you want
to meet me? And I'm sure you all what I father?
I come telling you want to hungry you brean?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Who is you?
Speaker 11 (49:46):
I don't know you from I don't bridge and I
come come for and kind of waiting?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yo? Yo?
Speaker 3 (49:51):
You you know what you know?
Speaker 13 (49:52):
What spring?
Speaker 1 (49:57):
No? Are you you want to meet me?
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Some?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Is that what you want to do?
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Me?
Speaker 11 (50:01):
Me too?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Me?
Speaker 11 (50:02):
Me me to wait? No, you understund me mesjoy friend.
Speaker 13 (50:08):
Get it up.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
I know.
Speaker 10 (50:11):
You're gonna make me hurt you man if if if
I come over there, you're gonna make me hurt you.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
You hear me? Then I mean this man. Now, I
call you because.
Speaker 10 (50:18):
I'm a concerned parent about my child. Uh and then
you got a nerve to tell me you're the one
that's in the room.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Yo.
Speaker 11 (50:26):
Man me no no, no get wrong band no no
no wrong? Can to fund meet up?
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Me?
Speaker 11 (50:33):
Wing up? Come telling me about me?
Speaker 3 (50:35):
And no wrong?
Speaker 11 (50:36):
You want to call my soe yo, just get them
away and know I'm gonna meet you. I'm gonna feeding
some cory. Go your your family and me and the kind.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Of leave me. You ain't gonna feed my family. No,
you don't bring my family in this.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Man.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
You don't bring me, But you don't bring my wife
and my kids into nothing.
Speaker 11 (50:55):
You hit me if you want to hear you, I'm.
Speaker 10 (51:00):
Telling I got I got one. You know what, man,
I'm gonna tell you. I got something I want to
tell you.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
You listening, Tell me this is nephew tire me from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your sister Patsy.
Speaker 11 (51:16):
I'm gonna believe you man.
Speaker 6 (51:19):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
You Hey, hey, you just got pranked by your sister Patsy.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Man. She put me up to this, dog boy, I
tell you man, I'm so sweat boy.
Speaker 11 (51:33):
I need to get a blood pressure kick.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
I got a lot.
Speaker 11 (51:38):
I got a little tolerant, tolerant, very low.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Boy, I tell you, man.
Speaker 11 (51:47):
But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you and your family
some carry gold man.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
I better do it.
Speaker 11 (51:57):
I ain't gonna have it or nothing.
Speaker 10 (52:02):
You know, when you get angry American people really can
stand what you saying. You went on You went on
a Jamaican run. They're like, what, we gotta give a
shout out to all of.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
The Jamaicans out there. Baby. What is the baddest radio
show in the land?
Speaker 11 (52:22):
Steve rb Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (52:32):
And now you have it?
Speaker 10 (52:34):
Yes, ignorance at it's best, gonna be stupid tonight and Lexington, Kentucky.
It's comedy our Broadway and the Nephew is here all
week and long tonight, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Friday and Saturday
is gone.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Sunday tonight and Sunday. We got a few tickets left. Sunday.
That's the four o'clock be on. That's what the old
jee's tonight.
Speaker 10 (52:54):
If you wild and crazy, get your tickets because the
Nephew is gonna be just as ignorant as you expecting
me to be.
Speaker 13 (53:00):
I'm let me ask you a question. You're going to Lexington.
You're in Lexington, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (53:05):
You know?
Speaker 1 (53:06):
I got a key to the city of Lexington. Okay, so,
so so what do you want you want to?
Speaker 10 (53:14):
Where do you put these keys? When they give you
out these keys? What where's the door? Yeah, where's the door.
Speaker 13 (53:22):
I have a key to the city of Lexington because
I went there years ago, did some community service making.
Speaker 7 (53:27):
I'm actually a Kentucky colonel all of that.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
I'm all of that. So you fried chicken down there
that what you say. No, they recognize that, the community
service and giving back.
Speaker 10 (53:41):
So okay, listen, don't let me come Listen, I'm here
and I'm not leaving without a key. I'm not leaving
out a key there called the guy the keys. I'm
just telling you.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
So, Tom, you want the key to Yeah, yeah, I
want to. You got to keep the Lexington.
Speaker 7 (54:00):
Yeah, you could get one.
Speaker 10 (54:01):
So everybody got a key to Lexing them but me
and you right now, okay, Lexing until we got fixed this.
Now when I leave here by Sunday, I need to
have a key, uh, a key ring or something.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Okay, you don't ask. You'ren'na ask for a key. No,
you're gonna get a key.
Speaker 7 (54:24):
If I don't, they give it to you.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
You, Yeah, give it to you.
Speaker 10 (54:28):
So I got a key to the club Comedy off Broadway.
I got a key to that. Now I don't have
a key to the city. If it's anybody that's got
keys to the city I'm here always, let me look
up who, Let me look up who the mayor is
the Lexington and get me one of these keys. I'm
not gonna be the only one on the show without
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a key. I'll tell you that right now. Keyless, I'm
not gonna be keyless when.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
I come back. I'm gonna be big, all right, Tommy.
Speaker 6 (54:55):
Also looking for the best restaurant here in Lexington that
I can go eat a all right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
Y'all, Hey, nine Steed, leave us a boys mail. I
need to know this right? Where can I get a
key to the city to go to a locksmith and
get a copy made?
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Right? I'm going to find out, y'all. I'm not gonna
be only one up when I come here Monday. I'm
not gonna be on what I keep you to.
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Thank you, neph you subject. I give her advice because
I love her. Okay, Dear Stephen Shirley, My wife and
I started our better health journey in December and she's
already lost thirteen pounds. I only lost two pounds, but
I drink protein shakes and I lift weight, so I'm
happy with how I look. I'm even happier about how
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good my wife looks. She's had to buy new dresses, jeans,
and even new shoes because she is smaller everywhere. She
ordered a lot of new clothes over the past few months,
and I didn't bother to ask to see any of
her new things. For Valentine's she put on a new
dress and it was cut low in the front. She
has big boobs and they were front and center, so
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I asked if she had another option. She said she
was going to wear it because she ordered it just
for me for Valentine's Day. At dinner, all I could
see was her chest. I told her later that I
never want to see that dress again. I slept on
the couch that night. The next day, I explained to
her that I only gave my opinion because I love her.
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She cursed me out and said she doesn't care what
I like or don't like. I'm her husband, and if
I don't like something, I have the right to tell her.
Her choice of clothing is still bothering me, and we
keep arguing whenever she tries to go out in one
of her tight, distasteful outfits. Her body is really nice
and you can see it in any outfit she wears,
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so I'm not sure why she's trying to draw attention
to herself like that. She got frustrated with me recently
and said, if I don't stop judging her, she will
find a man that can appreciate her style. She lost
weight and her respect for me, because who says that
to their husband? Why can't she see that I give
her my advice only because I love her? How can
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I get through? How can I get through to my
lovely wife? Wow, you're gonna have to find a different
way to do it, sir. This is not working for you.
Sometimes it's not what you say, it's how you say it,
or just the fact that you opened your mouth to
say anything at all. No one asked your opinion, no one.
Your wife is feeling herself right now. She worked hard
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to lose the weight, and she's loving the results, and
she's doing her She's not trying to hear anything you
got to say anything, especially if it's criticism. You're not
wrong in wanting her to be more modest than what
she wears. I mean no husband really wants his wife
out there with her boobs all out for other men,
you know.
Speaker 7 (58:54):
To check out.
Speaker 9 (58:55):
I get that part, but you got to relax a
little and let her have a little fun. She said,
she bought the new red dress for you for Valentine's Day.
You didn't even compliment her. You could have said, thank you, baby,
you look good or something. All you're showing her is disappointment, dissatisfaction.
You got to see that she, you know, making your
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wife angry and all of this. She's hurt by this,
and she's told you to stop judging her. I don't
know what you're going to do to fix this, sir,
but this is definitely, like I said, not working, Steve.
Speaker 6 (59:27):
Let me just say this to you, though, you are
going about this the entirely wrong way. You are using,
for lack of better words, the wrong tactics.
Speaker 1 (59:40):
Bruh.
Speaker 6 (59:42):
Listen to me trying to understand where you're coming from
while I read this letter. I will also read this
letter to help you understand where she is coming from.
And I can show you where this derailed for you.
I can show you exactly where y'all started your little
health journey. She's lost thirteen pounds. You lost twenty one.
(01:00:05):
Thirteen pounds is a lot of weight, man, twenty one.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Is a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
But I drink protein shakes, I lift weight, so I'm
happy how I look. Some pounds don't. It should be
measured on how you look. Don't worry about the pounds,
because muscle is heavier than fat. So you losing twenty
one pounds, but if you shared the fat, you of course.
Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
You are to be He lost two, she lost thirteen?
Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Oh I thought, I said twenty one. Oh that's two pounds.
Two pounds? Yeah, oh I only lost two?
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Really well this changed my answer?
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Oh you hating?
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Oh this change is the answer I see. Oh, pimp,
I only lost two.
Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
But I drink protein shakes and lift weight, so you
ain't changed, though, he fat boy you, I got nude
for you. Your fat ass ain't really changed that much.
And that's the damn problem. Now you said that, you're
trying to convince yourself you happy the way you look
over two pounds.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
You can't even see two pounds, so now you all
I see?
Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
Right now, I'm even happier about how my good wife looks.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
She's had to buy new dresses and jeans and.
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
Even new shoes because she's smaller everywhere, everywhere. Man, she
ordered a lot of new clothes over the past few months,
and I didn't bother to ask to see.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Any of her things.
Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
Okay, here we go. Here's the beginning of the problem.
You didn't ask to see any of them because I'm
assuming you think when she buy new stuff, she ought
to show it to you so she could get your approval.
That's the beginning of what's happening here. For Valentine's Day,
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she put on a new dress and it was low
cut in front. She got big boobs and they were
front and center. So I asked her, did she have
another option? It's Valentine's Day. Dog, she put that dress on.
She says she was going to wear it because she
ordered it just for you for Valentine's Day. Now, if
your wife out on her own with that, But when
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she put it on for her, man and y'all go
out together, she did it for you. Though at dinner
all I could see was her chest. That's why she
put it on, right, And how stupid can you be? Now,
let me tell you what you're really doing. A part
of this is, you know what I'll save it. Yeah,
(01:02:32):
I got news for you.
Speaker 10 (01:02:33):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
You're wrong on this one, Brood. I'm gonna show you why.
Speaker 9 (01:02:37):
All right, we'll have part two of your response coming
up Steve at twenty three minutes after the hour today
Strawberry letters, subject I give her advice because I love her.
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We'll get back into it right after this.
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All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is I give her advice because I love her.
Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
Well, you know, him and his wife started on the
health journey in December. The wife had lost thirteen pounds.
He'd have lost two His explanation is, but I drank
protein shakes and this way, so I'm having the where
I look. Boy, let me tell you something. You can't
see two pounds. I'm just tell you that right now,
I've been on a bunch of health journey. Two pounds. Yeah,
(01:03:55):
and don't show up though. Now you might be lifting
some weights and adding some more. So you're just a bigger,
fatter version of what you are. So I'm just gonna
and there's some hate on her here. So I'm happy
to wear how I look, But you really happy to
wear your wife looked? She didne have had to buy
new clothes and everything. She ordered some clothes over the
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past few months, and you didn't ask to see any
of her options. I'm beginning to think with that statement
was what that means is you didn't get a chance
to give your approval, but she didn't ask you for nothing.
Then Valentine's Day come along. She buys this hot dress
for you, puts it on and it's low cut in
the front. She got but boobs. All you could see
was her chest. You asked her if she have any
(01:04:37):
other options? She said no, I ordered this for Valentine's
especially for you.
Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Y'all.
Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
Go to dinner, You sitting there and you say at dinner,
all I could see was her chest. I told her, lady,
that's why she wore it, dum, it was for you.
I told her, La, I never want to see that
dress again.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Way my hold of the man. What are you talking
to see? I never want to see that dress again. Brouh.
Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
This is your wife, This ain't your child. And what
you're doing is you're not allowing her to celebrate her
hard work. That's a big problem here, though. You have
an idea in your head and she got one in
her head. But you're going right now. You slept on
the couch at night.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
See. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
The next day I explained to her, I only gave
her my opinion because I love her, okay, But she
love her too, That's why she went on to help
Jake Yash. She love herself too. She cursed me out
and said she don't care what I like or don't like.
And see, brother, the reason you got cussed out about
that is because you done wrote this letter.
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
This ain't the first turn.
Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
This has been a whole lot of you wanting what
you want say and what you want because you're a
little controlling ass do and that's what then happened. Now
she tied of your ass, and she done told you
I don't care what you like or don't like. I'm
her husband, and if I don't like something, I have
the right to tell her. Well not really, dog, not really.
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You have the right to think it. It ain't always
good to say it. You know, my girl can put
on something I don't care for it, not risk or
nothing like that. Just maybe I don't like to dress.
Then it ain't time to say that though, Shut you
damn mouth. So you feel like if I don't like something,
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I got the right to tell her, and she got
the right to feel what she want to feel too.
Her choice of clothing is still bothering me, and we
keep arguing whenever she tries to go out in one
of her tight distaste for outfits.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Hold up, dog, this is your wife.
Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
This ain't your child. Now you talking to her like
you own her and control her, and she not having it?
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Then here you go.
Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
Her body is really nice and you can see it
in any outfit she wear, So I'm not sure why
she's trying to draw attention to herself like that. Dog,
because she got it like that. There are a lot
of women that don't have to draw attention. If a
woman wear fitted clothes, it's not for attention, it's fitted.
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
She got a nice body. Are you insecure? Dog? Two pounds?
Two pounds? Are you jealous? Thought?
Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
It's something slipping away? I can tell there's a smoke
in your eyes from a distant five.
Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
That's a song.
Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
She got frustrated on me recently and said, if I
don't stop judging her, See, this ain't the first time.
This ain't just these clothes. You've been judging this woman
for years about everything. You didn't like her when she
was heavier. You probably said that too. That's why she
went and got on the health journey. Now she done
got fired. Now you got a problem with the fine
version two. I promise you y'all got on that health
(01:08:23):
journey because y'all was sitting up talking about and you
was complaining about how she looked in She told you
you don't stop judging her, she'll find a man that
can appreciate her style.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Uh oh woo.
Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Now that ain't come out of nowhere, dog, That come
from years of build up. She's lost weight and her
respect for me, because who says that to their husband?
A frustrated, fed a sick of your ass wife, That's
who say that, A fed up, through with you, tied
(01:08:58):
of your judgment, sick, fed up as white.
Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Why can't she see that?
Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
I give her my advice only because I love her,
bro but you can't talk to her that came. How
can I get through to my lovely wife? This ain't
gonna be your wife, long dog, unless you make some changes.
That's right, quick judging her. Let her live her life
and let her work and show her hard work and
celebrate it.
Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
And you are to celebrate it too, because you're lucky.
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To the gym.
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What you got junior?
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All right? Surey?
Speaker 8 (01:10:25):
First off, man Tiger Woods had to have surgery on
his achilles tendon. Man, he will not be at the
Masses this year. We don't know when Tiger's going to
hold up the season, maybe not playing a major this year.
Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
But he did have a.
Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
Less intrusive procedure done the other day, and he's gonna
be out for a while, gonna take a month in
and put weight on it.
Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
So Tiger Woods not he's out for the Masters.
Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
But also Prayerview is out of the Swag tournament already,
and we're not going to NCAA tournament already.
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
So because Florida took us out. So y'alli guy y'all
ain't been going you know what, We're not doing it.
This is not a new discovery. He was playing in
Atlanta this weekend. I was gonna watch the game he
was playing.
Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
We're not gonna see him now.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Ain't going to the super Bowl either.
Speaker 16 (01:11:15):
So brown playing junior saying he peebe you know, thank
God speak yes, but Cookman, you.
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Don't go.
Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
You know what?
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You know what?
Speaker 8 (01:11:33):
We yeah, we say, you know it's a whole lot
better than gig them.
Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
What is game? He trying to do it? The people
that paid for junior school? Okay? Second, he throwing rock?
Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
That was you, Joe?
Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Small school? That is wrong? A small school?
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Speak that up?
Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
What is going on? Man?
Speaker 8 (01:12:07):
The Browns and the Eagles have a trade now. The
Eagles trade Kenny Pickett to the Browns. Kenny Pickett, the
backup quarterback for the Eagles is now.
Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Please, we don't even know who he is. What is
we doping? Do y'all want a quarterback?
Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Why do we make the news with people? Ain't nobody
heard that the Browns got Kenny Picket?
Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
What the hell did he do?
Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
You probably probably y'all starting quarterback?
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
You think.
Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
He ain't nobody starting quarterback. He can't come to Browns
and start. Why can't you know what's gonna happen to
this boy, whoever he is. If we come to you
know what we're gonna do to him?
Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
No, we don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
He's already he traded for do not come welcome you
need to welcome me. Yes, we don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
Coming up at the top of the.
Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
Sure bye, Steve, he says, I don't think my girlfriend's
parents know my name.
Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
We'll talk about it right after this.
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That's Wilson Picket, great great grand baby.
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Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (01:13:38):
I've been dating my girlfriend for over a year now,
and it's just now occurring to me that her parents
might not even know my name.
Speaker 7 (01:13:46):
I've met them a few.
Speaker 9 (01:13:48):
Times, and I recently realized that her dad always calls
me bruh, homie or dog, and her mom refers to
me as darling or handsome. Maybe they're just trying to
be casual or cool or whatever, but I can't think
of one time when they've used my actual name. I
asked my girlfriend about it, and she just laughed. But
(01:14:08):
it's really starting to get on my nerves. How do
I find out without it coming off as weird?
Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Well, what's his name? His name just be on Facebook?
Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
He called himself be. You got a hard ass name,
bo Davious. Not No nobody find to do this every
time you come.
Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Over to the house, Roderick calling you Broderick? That hello?
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
That's how?
Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
Now why you think I had everybody just call me Steve?
You know what it is, have a name with three
syllables in and you go to public school back.
Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
In the day.
Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Uh huh.
Speaker 13 (01:14:45):
So when you first went to school, they called you
Broderick or you went to Steve right out the gate.
You want to what made me go to Steve was
when I got called bro.
Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
And that was it. I said, we're not finna do
this right When was this Steve Broke?
Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
That was about in the third grade, the little little
little girl called me bro, I went broke. Let me,
let me, let me get it. Let me simplify this
for these people, because.
Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
We're not do this here. We're not even gonna do Stephen.
We're gonna just do Steve.
Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
Okay, just worked out for you. It's worked out.
Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
And then a teacher mispronounced my name one time started
laughing is broh urriy bro browing bros?
Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
How down is this?
Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Damn?
Speaker 11 (01:15:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
He a ron.
Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
D nice.
Speaker 6 (01:15:45):
That's my favorite favorite bit from y'all one boat sign
out for he smashed all that stuff off that desk.
Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I said, was a substitute teacher in a city school.
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
He not poor?
Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Where is a a wrong?
Speaker 17 (01:16:11):
You know?
Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
That?
Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
White boy said? Wait at Denny raise his train? He said,
why didn't you answer me when I first called you?
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
She said, because he's Eric. That hilarious. Really, that was
a great bit, man, What else you got?
Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
You?
Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
All right?
Speaker 9 (01:16:33):
So we do have time for another one. This is
from l j l J on Reddit. L J Sin's
one of my friends who I've been friends with for decades.
Used to be so kind, so thoughtful, but over the
last few years she's changed. She's she's not mean to
me exactly, but she's become really harsh about the world.
She has no sympathy for people who are struggling and
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believe that everyone gets what they deserve. She says she
does well because she works hard than anyone who's suffering.
Must have made bad choices. I've tried to tell her
about it, but she just shrugs.
Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
It up.
Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
Should I stop being friends with her?
Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Well, all this is she just became a Republican. Republican, Yes,
no empathy. She didn't really change, she just changed parties.
Speaker 13 (01:17:18):
Uh huh yeah, can with different political Oh absolutely, talk
about it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Absolutely. I mean I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
I don't have friend friends like friendships, but I have
great working relationships with people in the Republican Party, with
people who are conservatives.
Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Doctor Phil. I mean I I was friends with doctor Phil.
I ain't talk with him since he lost his mind.
But that feels over. It is going up here erected,
resting people on the ice.
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You're gonna mess around, grab some of room ice people,
gonna grab somebody that don't want to go. Doctor fiel Oa,
his hand's gonna be fooled. He gonna have to get this,
and he.
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Ain't got no mo hand. I've been around him. He
ain't got no hands. You're gonna try to put one
of them people on that plane and they ain't ready
to go. All right?
Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
Coming up in twenty minutes after, we'll have more on
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Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Well, a four year.
Speaker 9 (01:18:23):
Old Wisconsin boy recently figured out a clever way to
have ice cream delivered to his house for free. Police
received a nine to one one call from the boy,
who told the dispatcher quote his mom was being bad
and needed to go to jail right before hanging up.
Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
Two female officers went.
Speaker 9 (01:18:42):
They were sent to the boy's home, where he snitched
and told them that his mother ate his ice cream
and needed to go to jail for it. But moments
later he changed his mind and said he didn't want
his mom to go to jail, but he really wanted
ice cream. So the officers left without filing a report
or anything thing, And.
Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
They didn't take the.
Speaker 9 (01:19:02):
Boy's mother to jail, and but they did come back
the next day with ice cream for him.
Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
So that's his little, damn little You.
Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
Had to come back to my house, But it would
have been to take her to jail then, because whipping.
Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
I'd have got that in yeah, and the marks that
would have been on me.
Speaker 13 (01:19:19):
You called them, Yes, you really called the police. Ain't
no way, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
We would have got way.
Speaker 7 (01:19:28):
Yeah, for sure, you come out.
Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
I might would just go with you when you leave.
I can't leave it. I can't stay here I'm just
an officer. That's young, That's what I.
Speaker 7 (01:19:43):
That was pretty bold of the little four year old.
Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
It was I ain't no way to well. I could
have called because I wasn't allowed to test your phone.
Speaker 9 (01:19:50):
No, damn.
Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
That house phone, that landline. Yeah, coming up at thirty
you making calls?
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Now you're paying bills round him?
Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
Well, play around it? Would you rather come a home?
Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Who told you, mister to touch the phone?
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You're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show. Hey, this
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And you know what it's like.
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now for a round of would you rather? Would you
rather no internet or no cell phone service?
Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
No internet? In Steve? Say you stay?
Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
Hey man, it'd be crazy like I'd be going places
with my kids. We'd be traveling stuff as soon as
they get somewhere. Y'all got the WiFi pass code?
Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
What does y'all doing? You don't care? Right, Just be quite.
We're in the airport. Enjoy the moment.
Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
What's your past code for?
Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Daddy? We need internet for?
Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
We in another country? What you finna find out?
Speaker 9 (01:21:51):
Would you rather be alone for the rest of your
life or be around people you can't stand for the
rest of your life?
Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
Yeah, I'm going to be around the people I can't stand.
That's how I way what what I'm around people? I
can't stay at all the damn time.
Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
I just well, you know you could do something about
that if you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
I can't fire everybody, so you know, Wow, what have
we learned today?
Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
Where is this coming from?
Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Hey? Don't you work with some people you don't care for?
Work with the people?
Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
Well, y'all just got this, got a lot of job.
Oh yeah, I had shows? Why I hated everybody on
the deal?
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
You're a mess.
Speaker 6 (01:22:45):
I had a show I didn't like the director. I
had a show I didn't like they think of the producer.
I had a show I didn't like the writers. Man
I was But I'm not gonna mess with my money
up because I don't like you. I'll just come to work.
That's part of my excess, my adaptability to uncomfortable circumstances. Yeah, hey,
let me why you always look stink? Because you stink?
Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
All right?
Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
Would you rather people not show up for your wedding
or your funeral?
Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
I'm gonna even know they at the funeral. Well, I
had two wins. Y'all shouldn't have came to anyway, you
know what, So you were.
Speaker 17 (01:23:24):
Your funeral one of your wings was damn Neil funeral,
though I remember that this is the rather As soon
as I said, my head dropped.
Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Why why?
Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Okay? So if you, I said, I do it? Right
after that I went, I did that's oh god, all right,
we gotta go those today's round.
Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
Would you rather coming back?
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Our last break of the day.
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All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. And see, before we get out of here,
we had a couple of a couple more would you rathers?
Would you rather wear socks or a hat during sex
during intimacy? Which one socks or a hat?
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
A hat?
Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
I'm warning that hat. I'm winning a head. I'm putting
it head on. Yeah, i'mber where they had to. I'm
gonna tell me.
Speaker 11 (01:25:08):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Junior? Junior? Junior? We strongly suggest you wear everything I knew.
Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Every day.
Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Now you said you what you want, you strongly suggest
I strongly suggest you where a hat because.
Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
Okay, the sweat that can come off your fue head
starts from the wig, and by the time that sweat
roll to the front of your head and drop down,
it'll be at such a high speed you might hurt
that had But where is the BB's coming from? These
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are small drops of sweat. I'm sorry, just traveled so far.
Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
To get to you.
Speaker 7 (01:25:55):
I think this is the last one.
Speaker 9 (01:25:56):
Would you rather date someone who smells like cigarettes or
date someone who smells like onions all the time?
Speaker 7 (01:26:03):
Cigarettes? I can't do onion?
Speaker 12 (01:26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Cigarettes cigarette?
Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
Yeah, some cigarettes in your clothes. We can change clothes.
You can't bring your moneys over here every day.
Speaker 10 (01:26:20):
Boy, I ain't nothing like some salt onion. Boys, she
smelled like some saltat that's good.
Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
Yeah, why they red onions or white onion, shirttallia onions or.
Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
Scallions?
Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
What are we talking here? I never knew what a
scallion would I just knew it.
Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
Was Okay, Yeah, that's about it. That's about it. Uh,
that's it. As far as would you rather go, Steve.
Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
Well, you know what we were talking earlier about friendship.
You know, it's I really appreciate some of the true
friends that I have. True friendship is really hard to find.
And the older you get, the smaller the group becomes
because you understand and eventually, as you get up in
this age, you start to losing people. I want to
say that I lost the guy that I considered a
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friend recently out of Louisville, Kentucky, Junior Bridgeman. Junior Bridgeman passed.
Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Away man and I that hit me so hard.
Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
The other day on the set because I was going
out to do the last show and his guy, Charles
had texted me earlier said call me nine one one,
his right hand man, Charles Alexander. But I was on
the set, so I didn't respond. And then I texted
him and I said, I saw an article that Junior
passed out and then his next text was I didn't
(01:27:47):
get it because he texted I was on set, and
I went down to the set and then my assistant
came up and said, heyman, Junior Bridgeman died today. And
it broke my heart and we had to hold off
on show because I had to go outside and get
myself together. Man Junior Bridgeman out of Louisville, Kentucky, used
to play for the Milwaukee Bucks. Was one of the
(01:28:08):
greatest men I've ever met in terms of being a Christian,
in terms of being a husband, in terms of being
a father, and then he happened to be a great businessman.
But I had never seen that combination in a man before.
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Hardly ever, there's usually something flawed in a person. And
I'm not saying he was perfect, but Junior Bridgeman out
of Louisville, Kentucky was one of the best men I
had ever met. And sitting at his house, meeting his children,
meeting his wife, I went to the Kentucky Derby for him.
(01:28:52):
This man right here was a pillar in the community.
And I'm not using cliches. Junior Bridgeman was just a
great human being out of Louisville Kentucky and black people.
You don't know what you lost. But he did so
many things in terms of black people. In franchising restaurants.
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He was started off as a great franchisee. This dude
was major. He ended up buying Coca Cola Pie. He
was in the bids to buy the Timberwoods, the Panthers
football team. He was always in the running for something.
He was up for buying Ebony magazine. He was a
bid in for Bee t This dude was brilliant. Junior
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Bridgeman was one of the kindest, finest men I've ever
met in all my dealings of business. In all of it,
I never met a single soul that was better at
all those things than Junior Bridgeman in Louisville, Kentucky. And
I'm telling you right now, man, this dude, this dude
(01:29:58):
was special. We lost somebody man with that one. Junior Bridgeman,
hands down, best man, one of the best men I've
ever met. Of all the people I've met in my life,
I will tell you right now, Junior Bridgeman was up
there in the top three.
Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
And I'd have met some good people, but Junior Bridgeman
was about it.
Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
Man, Our condolences go out to his family, his beautiful wife,
his sons, to Charles Alexander, his right hand man, to
the city of Louisville, to Louisville University, to the Milwaukee
Buck family, everybody, because I'm telling you flat out, you
(01:30:42):
really can't find nobody say something bad about Junior Bridge.
I've never heard it that dude was about a gooder person,
noble and honestly.
Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Oh.
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Y'all don't know y'all bad.
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At all, So.
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Don't given them.
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don't joy, Yeah, Joy.
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You don't do that?
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Love you turn? I can't.
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Got to turn the mouth turn probably got to turn
the mouth. The word the money up, look me, come.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Come out, you think that I sure will? Good morning everybody.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
You'll listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah I do, man, God is good.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Hey today, I just want to get right to it
because this has really been pressing me. I woke up
and this was on my mind, and I wanted to
share it with you because I know this for a fact.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
See I've lived this for a fact.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
And you know the majority of things I talk about
in the morning before we get started with the regular show.
It's something that I've experienced. I can only tell you
what I know, and so I've really really understood why
God has had my life go the way that is gone.
(02:52):
Because if I didn't have all these tests in my life,
I didn't have all these tests that I passed, all
these tests that I failed. If I didn't have all
of those, the good and the bad, What could I
share with you in the morning? What could I tell
you about hanging? What could I tell you about failing
(03:17):
and then winning? What could I tell you about hanging
in now when all hope was gone? How could I
share that with you? Unless I've had those moments myself.
I don't care what happens to you. I don't care
what you're going through. Don't you dare dare give up?
(03:40):
Under no circumstances. Don't you dare dare ever give up?
It is the biggest trick that the enemy has. It's
making us think we ain't gonna make it, to water
down the illusion that there is a possibility that you
(04:05):
might still have a chance to get over. The biggest
trick he uses is when you make a mistake and
you fall. He gets you to start to thinking it's final,
that there is no resurrection, there is no redemption, there
is no recovery. He just makes you think it's final.
He is the master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever
(04:30):
give up? I don't care what besets you, befalls you,
trips you up, What circumstantial situations may arise.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Don't you dare, dare ever give up?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Because listen to me, these are tests that you are
going through. And these tests, whether you pass the test
or it appears that you fail the test, the test
accomplishes the mission if you're smart about it. If you
pass the test, Let's say you're going through a situation
(05:05):
and you get over and it goes the way you
want it to do, then what you've learned is if
you hang in there, there's a light at the end
of the tunnel.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay, mission accomplished.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
If you fail the test and it doesn't go the
way you want it and it goes the opposite and
it turns out into a negative result, and the response
you were looking for is a no, that's not final.
That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean it's time
(05:40):
to turn back. It simply means that now you have
learned a valuable experience, you have learned a valuable lesson.
You now know what not to do. You are now
because you know what not to do, another step closer
(06:01):
to getting it right.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Listen to me.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
It has to happen this way. You have to have
the rain in your life to get the flowers in
your life. You got to have the darkness in your
life to appreciate the sunshine in your life. You got
to have woes and worries to appreciate the joys.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It is merely a test.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
So when you get through failing, and you get through stumbling,
and you get through messing it up, all that's getting
you one step closer to getting it right. Oh, my
relationship ended. I'll never be able to find another person
like that. Not only will you not be able, well,
(06:51):
not only will you be able to find a person
like that, You can find a person that far better
than that if you don't give up. But see, sometimes
you got to go through the bad ones to get
to the good ones. Don't you, dare dare ever give up?
(07:11):
I don't care what happens to you if you lose
a loved one. And Lord knows, I've lost some people
I've loved dearly, with every inch in me. I've lost
my mother, my father, my brother, and my best friend.
I don't know. I know people who have lost they children. Goodness, man,
(07:35):
I can't even imagine that, but they kept on going.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
What you giving up for? Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
I got you miss them, and I got you grieving.
But I got news for you. Don't you let the
devil make you think it's over for you because somebody
else ain't still here.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It was their time. Now.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
I'm not trying to lessen the blow for you, but
I'm trying to get you up on your feet so
you can stop all this old woe is me because
the things that's happening to you, you're not the first
person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get a grip.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Let's wrap your mind around this thing.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
You have got to move forward, if it's just in
memory of those people. I was on one of the
commercial breaks the other day and somebody asked me something,
and I forgot the question, but my answer was, I've
always wanted my mother and father to be proud of me,
and in their absence and their demise, I'm hoping just
(08:32):
somehow man that they watching me, that they see they boy,
that I'm down here, that I'm doing better, that I'm
making something out myself, that I'm loving my wife, that
I'm taking care of my kids. Just want my old
man to see that about me. You don't want my
mother to see I'm trying to get my life together
(08:52):
over here, you know, I'm saying, I'm trying to be
a better person. My mama was a Sunday school teacher
for forty years. She been praying for me for a
long long time. I just hope, man, and that's all
I'm doing, is just hoping that they see me so
they can be proud of me.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
See you, you, you, you you.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
You got to understand that when you make these mistakes,
that when you fall and stumble and you get it
oh so wrong, it ain't over for you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Don't you dare dare dare ever? Give up?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Don't stop thinking, man, because it ain't happening just the
way you want it to. That it ain't meant to
be devil. He got so many tricks to deceive you.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
You know why you're.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Being tested right now because there is no testimony without
the test. You got to go through something. It's all
good man telling you. Just wanted to share that with you.
Don't you give up out there. I don't care what's happening.
Don't don't, don't don't get deceived. The victory's coming, but
you ain't gonna get it if you quit.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Hang on, y'all. You're listening to the Steve Morning Shows.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have yourndivided attention for one
reason and one reason only. It is time to reflect.
To just think about it for a minute. I mean, man, really,
let me ask something. How good is God?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Man? Can you handle that?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Just give it a moment, man, really think about it?
Any good and he does something for you unexpected man.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Anyway, y'all to feel something.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Man, if you don't get connected, just get connected. You
ain't got to go to church to do it. You
could do it today. Just get connected. Just just just meditate,
talk to it. Love to hear from you. Absolutely, ladies
and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry calling for Real is back Mississippi,
Monica Junior and the legend of Nephew Tommy Junior.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
What is going on today? Hey? Let me let me
talk you about this.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I heard a quote. It's very interesting quote.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
It says that people who truly love you push you
to be uncomfortable. People who truly love you push you
to be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
And if you always talk.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
About being uncomfortable, you speak on that about not getting comfortable,
getting uncomfortable or so who who in your in your life,
in your space pushed you up to the point to
be uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Well, I mean, my wife is a constant, uh point
of pressure. She absolutely encourages me and requires me to
be the best person I can be all the time.
That's all the time now. In my life growing up
it was my father. He created discomfort. But I've always
(11:50):
understood stood that everything you want in life that's good
for you, or everything you're trying to aspire to, is
on the other side of uncomfortable, and you got to
go through some uncomfortable things to get through it. You know,
convenience is built through inconvenience, and that's what some people
(12:11):
don't want to do. They don't want that part, they
don't want the inconvenient part. But that's the only way
to build convenience. And so it is a real statement.
And uh, you know, you got to be careful around
yes men and yes people. You got people in your
circle just agreeing what you're going along with. It ain't
nobody checking you, going hey man, w bro, bro, you
can do what now? No, Bro, that ain't cool.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, you know, but if.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
You got people all the time, yeah yeah Rod rod
sis boom by a lot of people cheer you on
to watch you fail.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Oh strike, Wait a minute.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
There are a lot of people man, who cheer you
on to watch you fail. You go on down there,
you go tell them that's right. You ain't got to
take that go down there. I'd go down there if
I was. You gotta be careful, man, if if somebody
don't say, hold man, let's think about this. If you
go down there, do you know that there's something Let's
(13:08):
look at all the scenarios.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You got to have somebody in your life, man, that
makes you go.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
I thank God for Judge Greg Matthis one time I'll
swind to do something crazy and Judge Matthews said, hey, man,
you can't be big and small at the same time.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I love it, And that stopped me from doing something stupid.
Shout out to Greg Matthews.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
My dear.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
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doun the boat man? What times she get in? What
you mean? What times you get in?
Speaker 11 (14:52):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
She ain't in here now, but you know what I mean.
I'll what you need. Hey U, I'm trying to actually
get an address and stuff. Man, she got me dancing
this weekend on Saturday, night, and I want to see it.
Make sure I got to address and everything. Everything's still on.
You know, I already gave my slot up here. I
got you dancing, said, what not? What you mean she
got you dancing? She asked me to do some male
(15:15):
dancing on Saturday night, so I went on and took
off at the club, and uh, you know, she's already
got my my guy, ain't she ain't actually do no
male dancing my gas. She now my guys, she goes,
she goes to school at night and weekend. So you know, okay, okay, okay,
who is it? I ain't David David fiance what yeah,
(15:36):
that's my gas? Hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaking
Fin to getting Maddy squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay,
my guy, ain't I'm David, Right, Okay, that's that's that's
Squeaky squeak Fin to get mail on my gas. You
say you're a dancer. I dance that man, I'm thinking
about but how do you know my gas? She come
(15:56):
to the club on Saturday. She asked me about doing
some dancing for it's coming Saturday. So she already gave
me half the money. He comes to the club on Saturdays. Now, Michael,
she goes school on Saturdays. Man, you know now on
what Listen, First of all, I'm blown away by you're
trying to tell me Squeaky married that you got me
really toe up with her. I don't know. No, no, Squeak,
(16:17):
that's what we call her at the club. Man. Man,
Look at I'm not finna get into all of that.
What I'm really calling by this she got me working
this weekend doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just
make sure that we're all for this weeknd because I
didn't give my spot up at the club. You're trying
to tell me, Michael, hanging out at a buck naked club,
but dance man, Squeaky been coming up in them man,
for the last buck a week. She been there long
(16:38):
enough health nick names. I do knowing Squeaky four five years.
Squeaky been coming Man, this this thunderball Me and Squeaky
go way back. Oh no, man, Well we gonna handle
when she gets in here. And you can, you know,
hand to yours? Have you got to handle it? Talk
to whoever you got to to get your little money
or whatever. No, no, no, no, I'm gonna wait a minute,
(16:59):
matey as you listening, Man, I can't get my slide
back at the club now. Squeaker got to give me
the remaining balance, man, even if she ain't gonna do,
I need my other winning value and I ain't gonna
give you the raining bounds of nothing. Hey man, I
need to ring my money that she gave you. What
you're saying that you can just count that out. She
ain't gonna give you thing. Hey man, I'm the boat
(17:19):
gonna get his money. Man, I need my one fit
number boat gonna get his quill. Well, then that's what
you got to do. And that's what you got to do. Man.
I told him that's for thunder Boat, for ben anything
to get no cash talking about calling go kid at
this So I ain't working for to give money a
wing to some boat lighting or whatever. Hey man, look man,
it's thunderboat. It ain't lighting. It's thunder Boat lightning and
(17:42):
worked on Wednesday night. Just thunderboat. I don't know who
you done talk to already about that, but you need
to holler that, damn And don't be calling here asking
my girl to give you some money. Ain't giving you
because she don't make nothing, I'm coming over there now
and get my money from Squeaky. I ain't hearing it.
Don't make nothing. I made all the money around here,
(18:03):
so you ain't finna get nothing from over here. Finding
so you can wipe that, that's your mind. I'm coming
over there to get my money from Squeaky today. You
coming over here. I'm coming over there to get my
money from Squeaky. Lookit, i ain't got time to play
along my slot at the club. See what you get.
See if you get some money, get your bring out
fund coming over there to get the rest of his brother.
(18:23):
You better not bring them over here because you come up.
I'll tell you what. Bring them on over here, and
I'm gonna show you lighting it. I ain't know you've
got some money already. She rights here, give you money.
Way I'm struggling. I tell you what you bring your
over give you want to and Wahington go down. Hey man,
all I'm saying is I'm finna come over there and
wait outside down for Squeaky to get there to get
the rest of my money. That's what I'm saying to you.
(18:45):
You're gonna come over and sit outside what I'm finna
come over there? And wait outside for Squeaky to get
there so I could get the rest of my money
over here, said outside house. That's what I'm finna do,
and that's what it takes for me to get my
money from Squeaky. I tell you what you bring over
here there and sit outside my home. And when can
get your see you blow the horn. That's what you do.
You blow the horse. So I come out there and
meet you and let you know what's going down for
(19:06):
Bustshell and we make money. She can see your laid out, like,
come on over here and get your money. I'm going
to give my money, sque You on you one hundred
and fifty dollars and I'm going to come get I
don't give them. What she old you about undred to
mom is she's giving you. You ought to be happy
with that. You want to come over here talking about
you want some more money. You know somebody on thunder
(19:26):
boat one hundred and fifty dollars and thunder boat gonna
get his money. Brotter, try to go up and dance
at the club on this weekend. So here you will
not be dancing at the talking about sitting out from
my Squeaky gonna give me my ONEm fit. You ain't
even got nothing to do with this, no way. This
transaction is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing
to do with you, no way. Hey your name is
(19:47):
then it's got everything to do with me. You call
my nosel just talking about kild you something money and
I'm just but no, bring you con over here. I
got your money, Come get your whn I got your
money right here, and be sitting out front on you,
squeaking the one ask for me to dance Saturday night.
Squeaky as I told her three hundred dollars plus kills.
Now I ain't gonna get no kills, but I'll tell
(20:08):
you why. I am gonna get my three hundred dollars.
I got one fifty and I'm gonna get the other
one fifty one. Squeaky, get out. You ain't getting it
from me. You're gonna get your busser from me. I
got one more thing I need to say to you,
and you listening to me, said, man, what come listen?
Speaker 11 (20:21):
I can hear you what this is?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Mithew Talment from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your homeboy.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Who Who's this this is, nephew, tell me, man from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just got pranked by
your homeboyd God.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
You see the quiz bink huh play too much? Y'all
had this. I'm putting on boots man year, I'm gonna
go out here and squabble. I got pikes and bat
nothing out here in by the whipple man, Man, y' bro,
(21:02):
I'll be glad with somebody thrank Yo. Tell me, I'm
gonna get that. Y'all got me, y'all got me? Hey man,
I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,
who what is? What was the baddest I'm talking about
the baddest radio show in the lane, the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (21:22):
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Speaker 7 (22:14):
She is here.
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She's back with today's music news about the iHeart Music
Awards and Neo. Check this out, guys. Neo has introduced
a fourth girlfriend. Now a fourth girlfriend to his pyramid.
We'll talk about who he's busy.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
All right.
Speaker 9 (22:29):
We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
of the hour, but right now it is time to
ask the CLO. This is from Trischelle in Phoenix. Steve
Trischelle writes, I recently got catfished, okay, but in a
good way. I met a man online and he didn't
tell me that he was well off. He said he
(22:51):
wanted me to like him for who he is. First honestly,
I like him more now that I know he's got money.
But is this a red flag that he lied to me?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
You stu, what you said? Come on now?
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Damn the dude tied of women wanting him because he
got money, as you just found out. You really do now,
and that's what he was trying to avoid. Yeah, it's
a red flag leave him alone. Yeah, I think the
red flag is you.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You the red flag.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
I liked him, but now that he got money, I
really like him. But do you think it's a red
flag that he lied to me? You know what, man,
people like you, y'all killed me with that mess right there.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Now.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
You're trying to turn it around like it's something wrong
with him.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
He didn't disclose how much he was worth. That ain't lying.
He just wanted to wait to share the information with you.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Now, what was being a lie is if he told
you he was a millionaire and you found out he
had just got on as a fry cook at Windows.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
A bold face life.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
Okay, moving on to Samson, Samson and Buffalo. My wife's
friend called, and uh, this is what Samson writes. My
wife's friend called, and I clearly heard her ask my
wife did he call yet? My wife laughed loud so
her friend would know that I was close by for days.
I have asked my wife if she's talking to another man.
(24:27):
She said, that's not what her friend asked her. Since
she's playing stupid, should I check her phone?
Speaker 7 (24:34):
What's the siah?
Speaker 12 (24:35):
Him?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Bruh? You know how these people they.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Don't say his name is Sampson. Though his name is
sam sometimes you can tell by the name.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Now, Broh, brouh. Look, man, Bro, I don't know what
to tell you.
Speaker 12 (25:01):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I just really don't bro because.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
I don't know. Maybe you heard it, maybe you didn't
hear it. You know, she plays stupid, you know, should
you play stupid?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
We'll go and check of for check because.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
Yeah, he'll find out if she's talking and check off. Okay,
why are you irritated by it?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Because you know his name Samson? Like you some string?
All right?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
All right, I can go with that one.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Change your name is Sammy, little Sammy or something, all right.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
Moving on to Gabby and Charleston, Gabby says, I love
role playing in the bedroom with my new man.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Last night.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
He wanted to play boss and secretary, and I was
the boss in real life. His boss is a be
beautiful woman. And she wants to know was this just
role playing for him or was this one of his
just his wildest No.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
It was role playing. You was playing the role. But
his boss is a beautiful woman, she says so, and
he wants you to be the boss. Was this one
of his wildest fantasy? Well, he had it. You like
role playing, He found a perfect role.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
He wants you to play her.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
So what she thinks is real, Dan, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, that's fine, but you know that's what they do.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
See, you can't. You can't enjoy what you do. Then
when it's time to do what you do. Now, you
got a problem with what you do. Enjoy role playing
in the bed? Will be my boss then?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Okay? And then you remember what his boss looked like.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
Okay, wait a minute, so it sounds like you you
don't you're not into role playing or something.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
That's what you're making.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I'm coming in there every night, as me thought he
all this time. Why would I go in there as
somebody else?
Speaker 9 (27:06):
Okay, all right, all right, I feel you on that one, Steve, Okay,
last one.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
This is the last one. This is Eva and Bethlehem.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
Eva writes, my husband makes jokes about my fake designer purse.
It's getting old and I feel like he should buy
a real one. If if it's that funny, he said,
I'm trying to act like something I'm not. So should
I tell him that the sneakers I bought for him
are fake?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Too?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I think you should. Hell and did you say she
was from Bethlehem?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
Yeah, you show any the gifts that was in the manger.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
So he's calling her about her face bag. So it's
getting older.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
She doesn't like it. Maybe that's all she can afford.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
So yeah, well you know she wants you need to
look at the tongue on that shoe and see if
it's still got Nike in. Now, if it might be,
Nai can't. Jordan's sad. He ain't got the ball in
his hand defense.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
So should she tell him? Should she tell him that
those sneakers are fake?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
What would he do? Then? Well, then he gonna want
some real ons in? Then she get a real bag.
I go on and tell him, oh you would, Yeah,
you know.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Since we laughing, it's funny. Hi, you got fake bag? Okay,
you got some fake shoes? What they was all at
the swamp me same time I was down there, swap
was over high.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Look look at Jordan's look at him close?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
So why is he clowning her so bad? I'm not nice?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
We ain't clowning and then you know, just go on
and tell him the truth.
Speaker 9 (29:07):
Tell him, all right, that's the last one, Steve Eva
and bethlet.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
But my son, my oldest son, is a sneakerhead. You
can't you can't fool him.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
With them shoes and none of that. Get all the shoes. Yep,
there's usually some telltale signed because.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I couldn't find I couldn't find no Yeezys back in
the day because they was all sold out.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
This for he lost his mind and then he got him.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
From nothing he do now right, So much for that
genius everybody was talking about. Yeah, yeah, but I will
say this, the yeasy slides, I will say he was
a genius. The way he reinvented the flip flop. You
(29:55):
gotta give him credit. Slide they are they There was
some slavery shoes.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Too, shoe too. I'm not buying none of that plastics shoes.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, Cela.
We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Walking around Nick in.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
All right, guys, Carla is back and she is here
with today's music news.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
What you got.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Carla all right, Shirley.
Speaker 13 (30:31):
The twenty twenty five Alright Heart Radio Music Awards will
feature performances by Bad Bunny, Billy, Eilish, Glow, Ruler, I
Love Her, Kenny, Jesney, Money Lung, Nellie and mare llcool
J will return as the host. It is live from
the Adobe Theater in Los Angeles this Monday night, March seventeenth,
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a pm Eastern seventh Central on Fox.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Make sure you check it out. The event will also.
Speaker 13 (30:59):
Brought cast live on iHeartRadio stations nationwide, so make sure
you get your free iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
You won't miss some moment.
Speaker 13 (31:07):
Nellie will receive the twenty twenty five iHeartRadio Landmark Award,
and this award honors artists who album releases have inspired.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
And shaped not let Jeanette mo.
Speaker 14 (31:19):
Jan my mom would say, Jenny Lady God God will
be honored with the Innovator Award, and Mariah Carey will
give the Icon Award that she is.
Speaker 13 (31:36):
Twenty twenty five iHeart Radio Musical Awards this Monday night,
eight pm, seven pm on Fox.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Check it out. Here you go, Sirley, all.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
Right, thank you, Carla.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
In other entertainment news, former First Lady Michelle Obama is
releasing a podcast with her older brother, Craig Robinson for
I'MO with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson. The podcast will
feature conversations with celebrities and leaders, and according to US News,
former First Lady said, quote, with everything going on in
(32:05):
the world, we're all looking for answers and people.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
To turn to.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
My brother Craig and I launched the IMO podcast to
create a space for people to come as they are
asked honest questions, give their opinions, and have thoughtful conversations
about life.
Speaker 13 (32:22):
Okay, because yeah, well so much going on.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
I can see you being a guest on there, Steve,
for sure, anybody.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Want to.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I don't confide it on stuff like.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
That, you know, all right? Finally, in entertainment news, guys,
according to Newsweek, Neo Neo the singer has introduced a
fourth girlfriend. A fourth girlfriend now in his polyamorous relationship.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Let me know how to introduce a new here.
Speaker 9 (33:01):
Maybe he needs a fourth girlfriend to inspire him.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Who knows what's down the pike? All right, three hitch.
This year would have been real nice.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Yeah, it was forty five years old.
Speaker 9 (33:12):
And on this past Monday, he introduced his quote pyramid
to his following fans uh huh.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
On Instagram.
Speaker 9 (33:19):
The caption read, since the world is so intrigued, I
guess I should introduce my loves properly. Christina, Ariel Monet
and Brie. Say something nice or move on with your life.
We're happy over here.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Okay, Well, first of all, I know I'm not the
smartest person in the world, but I know that four
people make a square.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Damn a pyramid. This is a square. This is not a pyramid.
I know it.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
At the bottom, You know, man, I just don't you
know what he listened to me. You want to introduce everybody?
You put it on social media?
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Yeah, yeah, this.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Ain't on see an end. You put it on social media,
say something nice or move on. You already know what.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
This is, don Yeah, you already know what social media is.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
When you put it out there and you can't tell
say something nice or move on, bro, you're introducing something
that you're trying to create as a norm. Now you
want everybody to go along with your norm?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Four women? Where these disillusion as Daryl's come from. Now,
let me ask you a question. Ladies, it's neo that fan.
Speaker 13 (34:39):
Now you can say Champagne Life.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
That's my.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
But but when you've listened how many and you like
Champagne Life, would it make you sign up for the
Champagne Life?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
What?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
No?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
And be one of the pyramid if he calls it?
Absolutely not no, but well good, you're gonna say that pyramids.
(35:15):
Jay don't want y'all, Jane don't want y'll let me start.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
You have to say it like that. No, I'm just
I but you need to hear it that way though, ja.
J don't want y'all if he don't do a pyramid situation.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
But let me tell you something, that twenty six year
old boy start a pyramid.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You're gonna want to see it. It's gonna be a
lot of people, don't. It's gonna be a nice one.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
I'm flying in the Philly just to clap for it.
Speaker 9 (35:45):
But anyway, Yeah, so you guys are not feeling neo
and this pyramid right for women?
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Yeah, we're happy over here. How dump do you make
four women? Do you know how hard it is.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
For one for one to take care of one?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
Know how he does this? And your kids looking at this,
I just that's very selfish, but you know, man like. Look,
I just don't don't. I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
It's okay, I don't know what it is they have.
He's not he maybe he didn't explain it right, I
don't know what they have?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Just what do they have? What's what's the agreement? Who
pays for what? Who takes care of who? What's your assignment?
What's your role? Okay, is only so big, it's only
so big. Everybody can't get in this big people this climbing,
somebody gonna get hurt.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, you got to climb. Come in up.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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schedule your shot at vax assist dot com. According to
AP Newswire, President Donald Trump purchased a new red Tesla
on the White House driveway to show his support for
Elon Musk's electric car company as it faces the backlash
(37:55):
because of his position as a head of DOGE.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
Of course, that is the Department of Government.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
Did you see the Tesla's on display in front of
the White House.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
It looked like that lot. It looks like what is
going on?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (38:10):
It included a gray cyber truck that's valued at one
hundred and forty four thousand dollars. Trump told reporters that
he would write a check for the red Tesla, which
retails for roughly eighty thousand dollars, and leave it at
the White House so his staff can drive it. Meanwhile,
on Tuesday, over thirteen hundred employees were fired from the
(38:31):
Department of Education, and more funding cuts are planned for
Social Security and Medicaid. But you're buying truck, now, make
this make sense, Steve?
Speaker 7 (38:41):
Please?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Well, I mean it's not it's not. Yeah, it's a conflict.
Speaker 7 (38:46):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Come on.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Well, the Republicans are arguing that Joe Biden drove a
jeep rub Khan into the front of the White House,
whatever it was. They got pictures of that. So here's
the real thing. This man contributed two hundred and thirty
million dollars. He got to pay him back somebody. Tesla
(39:10):
stocks have dropped. People are being booed when they drive
by in a Tesla because of Elon Musk. And now
Donald Trump wants everybody to recognize Elon Musk as a
national treasure. He wasn't a national treasure before he gave
you the two hundred and thirty million, So how he
get to be one now?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
So you can buy a national treasure.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Speaking of purchasing the idea that he has of this
gold citizenship that he's gonna come up with to offer
five million dollars to anybody who wants to become an
American citizen.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I have an idea.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Okay, what's your idea?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
And what that I heard discussed and I think it's
worth bringing up. I think that he should offer people
a chance to sell their citizenship for five million.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Dollars right now.
Speaker 6 (40:08):
And then my question to be to black people would
be would you take five million dollars to sell your
citizenship if that program opened up?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, and why would you? And why would you not
for five million?
Speaker 7 (40:24):
That's a great that's a great concept and idea. Yeah,
I think I would say yes.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Look, they don't want us over here anyway.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Bruh.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
You could take your five million and you can go
to Jamaica. You can go to the Dominican you can
go to Bahamas. You could take your five million and
go to Africa. If you take five million to Africa,
to South Africa, it's sixteen to one.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Okay, all right, coming up and thirty four minutes after
see I'm on to Canada though that he didn't mess
that all those terriff.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
We'll find out about fishing and some of your outdoor
mishaps right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
So the weather is getting nice springs upon us in
just a couple of weeks, and it's starting to get
real nice out the sun is getting later. It's that
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time of year when people start enjoying the outdoors.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
All right.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
So here's the question.
Speaker 9 (41:25):
If you guys have ever had a day outdoors that
went totally, totally wrong.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Okay, maybe you got loss. You had an animal chase.
Speaker 9 (41:33):
You you know, when you're out fishing or doing whatever you
do outside. What is one of your best outdoor or
your worst outdoor disaster stories?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Junior? Starting with you, but Nam boy scouts and my
father was a troop leader.
Speaker 8 (41:48):
The worst troop leader ever is boy scout not Delburt
tried to have a black ben out in these woods
with four black Keiths and the all the rest of
the troop in white. We didn't have no badges of
time we left that damn cat. We didn't get a
that tying badge. We didn't get a Scouts on the back.
We didn't get not a We didn't even build a tent.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
We slept in the truck. That It was worse.
Speaker 8 (42:12):
DEVI believed know what the hell he was doing. Were
gonna compete, But we won the race.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
That's all we want. We got one badge out of
four day's damn that day, y'all slept in the truck.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
We slept.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
We didn't even build a tent. We didn't get that badge.
We couldn't put the tin up.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
God, he just turned the truck on it.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
We slept in there upright, upright, upright.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Family, my friends hated my father. We lost. Troop nine
eighty nine lost.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Tell me.
Speaker 10 (42:54):
I went, I went, this is the worst I think.
I went fishing with my mother and my grandmother Lake
Livingston in Texas, and.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I lost the keys to the car.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
And in Lake Livingston they got a section that's that
is quick saying, yeah, quick saying, And I swear I
was like, I think I think them keys is in
the quick saying, that's why I think it is. And
you know, now I'm over there around and sticking, sticking
and stick in it, trying to get it, trying to
see it. I see it, and man, my daddy, short,
(43:29):
hell is your doing over here?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
By the quick sack? What's your over here?
Speaker 9 (43:31):
For?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Where's your over here? I said, I think that. He said,
the keys is in there in your ass and being
there with the keys? What is wrong with you? Wow?
You guys, it's long s short.
Speaker 10 (43:48):
The keys was hanging in the back of the trunk
in the in the keyhole.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Oh wowow.
Speaker 10 (43:56):
I was of searching for the keys man thing looking
for it.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
I never I never liked hunting, but I used to
go hunting with my grandfather and my uncle. My dad
wasn't a hunter, so I was my grandfather and my uncle,
my sister, my mama's brother, uncle Donald, and we'out hunting,
and uh, my uncle Rogers came with us. The uncle
my father don't like my father sister's husband. He never
(44:27):
liked him. He just thought he was worthless.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
And he was.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
And uh, anyway, I knew that as a boy at ten,
I knew this uncle right here.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
And so we had these buck shots.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
And so my uncle Roger, we was walking and they
had told him how to carry his rifle. But somehow
something happened. I don't because he was behind me, so
I don't really know how it happened. But his shotgun
went off, but it shot straight up. But now now
we sitting there, we don't know immediately what the problem is.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Okay, but the buck shot hit a hornet's nest. So
for a.
Speaker 6 (45:11):
Minute you didn't know what it was. Everybody was just Roger,
what did you do? What is your gun going off?
And then all of a sudden you heard this hum
and here they come.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I'm out. I got one.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Little bee sting on back of my arm, and that's
all I needed, my little fast ass. What's gone. So
my grandfather and uncle they from the country. They know
they ran straight to the lake because they wasn't we
wasn't far from water. They ran straight to the lake.
My uncle Rodger said, up there got stirring about one
hundred fidget them bees ate his asks.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
You can't make it up.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
They ate his ass up.
Speaker 7 (45:55):
Coming up next, nephew, tell me in the prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
For getting to Roger. Roger, get in the watterle.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (46:04):
Coming up at the top of the hour right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is I give her advice because I love her. Okay, Oh,
we'll find out what that's all about in just a
few because right now the nephew is here with today's
(46:24):
prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
What you got for Where am I? I am in Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 10 (46:29):
That's what a nephew is. I am in Lexington, Kentucky. Yes, sir, Yes, sir,
bringing it live from Lexington. I have the crank phone
call for today. This is Carrie Gook. Okay, this is
Curry Go. Let's go cat Dog.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister. Mister, yeah,
this is Benjamin Dixon. Trevor is my son. He goes
to school with your son.
Speaker 10 (46:58):
Now yeah, uh he went to a birthday party that
your son had last weekend.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Am I right?
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Well listen, listen.
Speaker 10 (47:07):
I have a problem with you, mister, because I understand
that you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica. But listen,
you guys serve the children curry goat. You don't serve
kids curry goat. Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Pete, what having?
Speaker 10 (47:25):
What happen to ice cream and cake and punch that
maybe even a pizza at a birthday party for kids?
But curry goat? That's our question?
Speaker 15 (47:33):
Oh you mean, but I when I understand why, I
thought you mean you mean mental feed the kid.
Speaker 11 (47:38):
Them, kurry gorde them. But when your thought boat bredren?
Speaker 15 (47:43):
So what when your thought boat?
Speaker 13 (47:46):
You mean?
Speaker 15 (47:46):
Oh you mean you have a problem with me?
Speaker 11 (47:48):
Oh you have a problem with me.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
I got a problem.
Speaker 10 (47:51):
I got a problem with any parents who decides on
their own that somebody else's child it's okay to feed
them some curry goat.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
My child don't eat no goat. We eat chicken.
Speaker 10 (48:03):
We eat the steak, we eat cow, We don't eat
curry goat yo eats.
Speaker 11 (48:10):
A birthday party door he needs that birthday party. And
why you might if you.
Speaker 15 (48:17):
Would have told me to deal with something too, so
some roote war and call me when you're when you're
dying on a on a rumble me and a red
dren because you don't know who we are dealing with
or know.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Okay, I need you to slow it down for me. Man,
I understand that. Nothing you're saying tell.
Speaker 15 (48:33):
Me for slow you call me. You can't tell me
for slow A mighty full in your car.
Speaker 10 (48:40):
Look, man, all I'm saying and you this, this is
disrespectful to the child, to people's parents. You going out
on your own liberty deciding on what you're gonna feed somebody.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
You gotta feed them normal stuff.
Speaker 10 (48:52):
You can't do that kidding birthday parties here in the States. Man,
it's pizza, it's ice cream, it's it's punch, that's it.
Hot dogs maybe, but not no damn curry go Man.
Speaker 11 (49:07):
I mean you're running the show, bredgrand I'm telling me
what to do. I mean, you run this, so y'all
come telling me, won't won't disrespect you disrespect me of
calling my fai.
Speaker 10 (49:19):
I am a ditch taking you by calling your phone.
I want to know why it is you doing something
like this? And I bet you these other parents don't
know you've been serving.
Speaker 11 (49:28):
Go yo kitchen man. I want you? Is you want
to meet me? And I'm sure you all what I father?
I come telling you want to hungry you brean?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Who is you?
Speaker 11 (49:46):
I don't know you from I don't bridge and I
come come for and kind of waiting?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yo? Yo?
Speaker 3 (49:51):
You you know what you know?
Speaker 13 (49:52):
What spring?
Speaker 1 (49:57):
No? Are you you want to meet me?
Speaker 3 (49:59):
Some?
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Is that what you want to do?
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Me?
Speaker 11 (50:01):
Me too?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Me?
Speaker 11 (50:02):
Me me to wait? No, you understund me mesjoy friend.
Speaker 13 (50:08):
Get it up.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
I know.
Speaker 10 (50:11):
You're gonna make me hurt you man if if if
I come over there, you're gonna make me hurt you.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
You hear me? Then I mean this man. Now, I
call you because.
Speaker 10 (50:18):
I'm a concerned parent about my child. Uh and then
you got a nerve to tell me you're the one
that's in the room.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Yo.
Speaker 11 (50:26):
Man me no no, no get wrong band no no
no wrong? Can to fund meet up?
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Me?
Speaker 11 (50:33):
Wing up? Come telling me about me?
Speaker 3 (50:35):
And no wrong?
Speaker 11 (50:36):
You want to call my soe yo, just get them
away and know I'm gonna meet you. I'm gonna feeding
some cory. Go your your family and me and the kind.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Of leave me. You ain't gonna feed my family. No,
you don't bring my family in this.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Man.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
You don't bring me, But you don't bring my wife
and my kids into nothing.
Speaker 11 (50:55):
You hit me if you want to hear you, I'm.
Speaker 10 (51:00):
Telling I got I got one. You know what, man,
I'm gonna tell you. I got something I want to
tell you.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
You listening, Tell me this is nephew tire me from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your sister Patsy.
Speaker 11 (51:16):
I'm gonna believe you man.
Speaker 6 (51:19):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
You Hey, hey, you just got pranked by your sister Patsy.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Man. She put me up to this, dog boy, I
tell you man, I'm so sweat boy.
Speaker 11 (51:33):
I need to get a blood pressure kick.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
I got a lot.
Speaker 11 (51:38):
I got a little tolerant, tolerant, very low.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Boy, I tell you, man.
Speaker 11 (51:47):
But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you and your family
some carry gold man.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
I better do it.
Speaker 11 (51:57):
I ain't gonna have it or nothing.
Speaker 10 (52:02):
You know, when you get angry American people really can
stand what you saying. You went on You went on
a Jamaican run. They're like, what, we gotta give a
shout out to all of.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
The Jamaicans out there. Baby. What is the baddest radio
show in the land?
Speaker 11 (52:22):
Steve rb Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (52:32):
And now you have it?
Speaker 10 (52:34):
Yes, ignorance at it's best, gonna be stupid tonight and Lexington, Kentucky.
It's comedy our Broadway and the Nephew is here all
week and long tonight, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Friday and Saturday
is gone.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Sunday tonight and Sunday. We got a few tickets left. Sunday.
That's the four o'clock be on. That's what the old
jee's tonight.
Speaker 10 (52:54):
If you wild and crazy, get your tickets because the
Nephew is gonna be just as ignorant as you expecting
me to be.
Speaker 13 (53:00):
I'm let me ask you a question. You're going to Lexington.
You're in Lexington, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (53:05):
You know?
Speaker 1 (53:06):
I got a key to the city of Lexington. Okay, so,
so so what do you want you want to?
Speaker 10 (53:14):
Where do you put these keys? When they give you
out these keys? What where's the door? Yeah, where's the door.
Speaker 13 (53:22):
I have a key to the city of Lexington because
I went there years ago, did some community service making.
Speaker 7 (53:27):
I'm actually a Kentucky colonel all of that.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
I'm all of that. So you fried chicken down there
that what you say. No, they recognize that, the community
service and giving back.
Speaker 10 (53:41):
So okay, listen, don't let me come Listen, I'm here
and I'm not leaving without a key. I'm not leaving
out a key there called the guy the keys. I'm
just telling you.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
So, Tom, you want the key to Yeah, yeah, I
want to. You got to keep the Lexington.
Speaker 7 (54:00):
Yeah, you could get one.
Speaker 10 (54:01):
So everybody got a key to Lexing them but me
and you right now, okay, Lexing until we got fixed this.
Now when I leave here by Sunday, I need to
have a key, uh, a key ring or something.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Okay, you don't ask. You'ren'na ask for a key. No,
you're gonna get a key.
Speaker 7 (54:24):
If I don't, they give it to you.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
You, Yeah, give it to you.
Speaker 10 (54:28):
So I got a key to the club Comedy off Broadway.
I got a key to that. Now I don't have
a key to the city. If it's anybody that's got
keys to the city I'm here always, let me look
up who, Let me look up who the mayor is
the Lexington and get me one of these keys. I'm
not gonna be the only one on the show without
(54:48):
a key. I'll tell you that right now. Keyless, I'm
not gonna be keyless when.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
I come back. I'm gonna be big, all right, Tommy.
Speaker 6 (54:55):
Also looking for the best restaurant here in Lexington that
I can go eat a all right, y'all.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
Y'all, Hey, nine Steed, leave us a boys mail. I
need to know this right? Where can I get a
key to the city to go to a locksmith and
get a copy made?
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Right? I'm going to find out, y'all. I'm not gonna
be only one up when I come here Monday. I'm
not gonna be on what I keep you to.
Speaker 9 (55:13):
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Speaker 9 (56:24):
Thank you, neph you subject. I give her advice because
I love her. Okay, Dear Stephen Shirley, My wife and
I started our better health journey in December and she's
already lost thirteen pounds. I only lost two pounds, but
I drink protein shakes and I lift weight, so I'm
happy with how I look. I'm even happier about how
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good my wife looks. She's had to buy new dresses, jeans,
and even new shoes because she is smaller everywhere. She
ordered a lot of new clothes over the past few months,
and I didn't bother to ask to see any of
her new things. For Valentine's she put on a new
dress and it was cut low in the front. She
has big boobs and they were front and center, so
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I asked if she had another option. She said she
was going to wear it because she ordered it just
for me for Valentine's Day. At dinner, all I could
see was her chest. I told her later that I
never want to see that dress again. I slept on
the couch that night. The next day, I explained to
her that I only gave my opinion because I love her.
(57:29):
She cursed me out and said she doesn't care what
I like or don't like. I'm her husband, and if
I don't like something, I have the right to tell her.
Her choice of clothing is still bothering me, and we
keep arguing whenever she tries to go out in one
of her tight, distasteful outfits. Her body is really nice
and you can see it in any outfit she wears,
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so I'm not sure why she's trying to draw attention
to herself like that. She got frustrated with me recently
and said, if I don't stop judging her, she will
find a man that can appreciate her style. She lost
weight and her respect for me, because who says that
to their husband? Why can't she see that I give
her my advice only because I love her? How can
(58:13):
I get through? How can I get through to my
lovely wife? Wow, you're gonna have to find a different
way to do it, sir. This is not working for you.
Sometimes it's not what you say, it's how you say it,
or just the fact that you opened your mouth to
say anything at all. No one asked your opinion, no one.
Your wife is feeling herself right now. She worked hard
(58:35):
to lose the weight, and she's loving the results, and
she's doing her She's not trying to hear anything you
got to say anything, especially if it's criticism. You're not
wrong in wanting her to be more modest than what
she wears. I mean no husband really wants his wife
out there with her boobs all out for other men,
you know.
Speaker 7 (58:54):
To check out.
Speaker 9 (58:55):
I get that part, but you got to relax a
little and let her have a little fun. She said,
she bought the new red dress for you for Valentine's Day.
You didn't even compliment her. You could have said, thank you, baby,
you look good or something. All you're showing her is disappointment, dissatisfaction.
You got to see that she, you know, making your
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wife angry and all of this. She's hurt by this,
and she's told you to stop judging her. I don't
know what you're going to do to fix this, sir,
but this is definitely, like I said, not working, Steve.
Speaker 6 (59:27):
Let me just say this to you, though, you are
going about this the entirely wrong way. You are using,
for lack of better words, the wrong tactics.
Speaker 1 (59:40):
Bruh.
Speaker 6 (59:42):
Listen to me trying to understand where you're coming from
while I read this letter. I will also read this
letter to help you understand where she is coming from.
And I can show you where this derailed for you.
I can show you exactly where y'all started your little
health journey. She's lost thirteen pounds. You lost twenty one.
(01:00:05):
Thirteen pounds is a lot of weight, man, twenty one.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Is a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
But I drink protein shakes, I lift weight, so I'm
happy how I look. Some pounds don't. It should be
measured on how you look. Don't worry about the pounds,
because muscle is heavier than fat. So you losing twenty
one pounds, but if you shared the fat, you of course.
Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
You are to be He lost two, she lost thirteen?
Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Oh I thought, I said twenty one. Oh that's two pounds.
Two pounds? Yeah, oh I only lost two?
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Really well this changed my answer?
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Oh you hating?
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Oh this change is the answer I see. Oh, pimp,
I only lost two.
Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
But I drink protein shakes and lift weight, so you
ain't changed, though, he fat boy you, I got nude
for you. Your fat ass ain't really changed that much.
And that's the damn problem. Now you said that, you're
trying to convince yourself you happy the way you look
over two pounds.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
You can't even see two pounds, so now you all
I see?
Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
Right now, I'm even happier about how my good wife looks.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
She's had to buy new dresses and jeans and.
Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
Even new shoes because she's smaller everywhere, everywhere. Man, she
ordered a lot of new clothes over the past few months,
and I didn't bother to ask to see.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Any of her things.
Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
Okay, here we go. Here's the beginning of the problem.
You didn't ask to see any of them because I'm
assuming you think when she buy new stuff, she ought
to show it to you so she could get your approval.
That's the beginning of what's happening here. For Valentine's Day,
(01:01:48):
she put on a new dress and it was low
cut in front. She got big boobs and they were
front and center. So I asked her, did she have
another option? It's Valentine's Day. Dog, she put that dress on.
She says she was going to wear it because she
ordered it just for you for Valentine's Day. Now, if
your wife out on her own with that, But when
(01:02:09):
she put it on for her, man and y'all go
out together, she did it for you. Though at dinner
all I could see was her chest. That's why she
put it on, right, And how stupid can you be? Now,
let me tell you what you're really doing. A part
of this is, you know what I'll save it. Yeah,
(01:02:32):
I got news for you.
Speaker 10 (01:02:33):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
You're wrong on this one, Brood. I'm gonna show you why.
Speaker 9 (01:02:37):
All right, we'll have part two of your response coming
up Steve at twenty three minutes after the hour today
Strawberry letters, subject I give her advice because I love her.
Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
We'll get back into it right after this.
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Speaker 9 (01:03:24):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject is I give her advice because I love her.
Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
Well, you know, him and his wife started on the
health journey in December. The wife had lost thirteen pounds.
He'd have lost two His explanation is, but I drank
protein shakes and this way, so I'm having the where
I look. Boy, let me tell you something. You can't
see two pounds. I'm just tell you that right now,
I've been on a bunch of health journey. Two pounds. Yeah,
(01:03:55):
and don't show up though. Now you might be lifting
some weights and adding some more. So you're just a bigger,
fatter version of what you are. So I'm just gonna
and there's some hate on her here. So I'm happy
to wear how I look, But you really happy to
wear your wife looked? She didne have had to buy
new clothes and everything. She ordered some clothes over the
(01:04:17):
past few months, and you didn't ask to see any
of her options. I'm beginning to think with that statement
was what that means is you didn't get a chance
to give your approval, but she didn't ask you for nothing.
Then Valentine's Day come along. She buys this hot dress
for you, puts it on and it's low cut in
the front. She got but boobs. All you could see
was her chest. You asked her if she have any
(01:04:37):
other options? She said no, I ordered this for Valentine's
especially for you.
Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Y'all.
Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
Go to dinner, You sitting there and you say at dinner,
all I could see was her chest. I told her, lady,
that's why she wore it, dum, it was for you.
I told her, La, I never want to see that
dress again.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Way my hold of the man. What are you talking
to see? I never want to see that dress again. Brouh.
Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
This is your wife, This ain't your child. And what
you're doing is you're not allowing her to celebrate her
hard work. That's a big problem here, though. You have
an idea in your head and she got one in
her head. But you're going right now. You slept on
the couch at night.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
See. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
The next day I explained to her, I only gave
her my opinion because I love her, okay, But she
love her too, That's why she went on to help
Jake Yash. She love herself too. She cursed me out
and said she don't care what I like or don't like.
And see, brother, the reason you got cussed out about
that is because you done wrote this letter.
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
This ain't the first turn.
Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
This has been a whole lot of you wanting what
you want say and what you want because you're a
little controlling ass do and that's what then happened. Now
she tied of your ass, and she done told you
I don't care what you like or don't like. I'm
her husband, and if I don't like something, I have
the right to tell her. Well not really, dog, not really.
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You have the right to think it. It ain't always
good to say it. You know, my girl can put
on something I don't care for it, not risk or
nothing like that. Just maybe I don't like to dress.
Then it ain't time to say that though, Shut you
damn mouth. So you feel like if I don't like something,
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I got the right to tell her, and she got
the right to feel what she want to feel too.
Her choice of clothing is still bothering me, and we
keep arguing whenever she tries to go out in one
of her tight distaste for outfits.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Hold up, dog, this is your wife.
Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
This ain't your child. Now you talking to her like
you own her and control her, and she not having it?
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Then here you go.
Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
Her body is really nice and you can see it
in any outfit she wear, So I'm not sure why
she's trying to draw attention to herself like that. Dog,
because she got it like that. There are a lot
of women that don't have to draw attention. If a
woman wear fitted clothes, it's not for attention, it's fitted.
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
She got a nice body. Are you insecure? Dog? Two pounds?
Two pounds? Are you jealous? Thought?
Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
It's something slipping away? I can tell there's a smoke
in your eyes from a distant five.
Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
That's a song.
Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
She got frustrated on me recently and said, if I
don't stop judging her, See, this ain't the first time.
This ain't just these clothes. You've been judging this woman
for years about everything. You didn't like her when she
was heavier. You probably said that too. That's why she
went and got on the health journey. Now she done
got fired. Now you got a problem with the fine
version two. I promise you y'all got on that health
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journey because y'all was sitting up talking about and you
was complaining about how she looked in She told you
you don't stop judging her, she'll find a man that
can appreciate her style.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Uh oh woo.
Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Now that ain't come out of nowhere, dog, That come
from years of build up. She's lost weight and her
respect for me, because who says that to their husband?
A frustrated, fed a sick of your ass wife, That's
who say that, A fed up, through with you, tied
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of your judgment, sick, fed up as white.
Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Why can't she see that?
Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
I give her my advice only because I love her,
bro but you can't talk to her that came. How
can I get through to my lovely wife? This ain't
gonna be your wife, long dog, unless you make some changes.
That's right, quick judging her. Let her live her life
and let her work and show her hard work and
celebrate it.
Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
And you are to celebrate it too, because you're lucky.
Speaker 9 (01:09:25):
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Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
You lost two pounds, yourn you might will quick going.
Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
To the gym.
Speaker 9 (01:09:36):
I'm a free iHeartRadio app downloaded today. Coming up at
forty six minutes after the hour. It's Junior and sports talk.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
It is time now for junior and sports talk.
Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
What you got junior?
Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
All right? Surey?
Speaker 8 (01:10:25):
First off, man Tiger Woods had to have surgery on
his achilles tendon. Man, he will not be at the
Masses this year. We don't know when Tiger's going to
hold up the season, maybe not playing a major this year.
Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
But he did have a.
Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
Less intrusive procedure done the other day, and he's gonna
be out for a while, gonna take a month in
and put weight on it.
Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
So Tiger Woods not he's out for the Masters.
Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
But also Prayerview is out of the Swag tournament already,
and we're not going to NCAA tournament already.
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
So because Florida took us out. So y'alli guy y'all
ain't been going you know what, We're not doing it.
This is not a new discovery. He was playing in
Atlanta this weekend. I was gonna watch the game he
was playing.
Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
We're not gonna see him now.
Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Ain't going to the super Bowl either.
Speaker 16 (01:11:15):
So brown playing junior saying he peebe you know, thank
God speak yes, but Cookman, you.
Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
Don't go.
Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
You know what?
Speaker 17 (01:11:33):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (01:11:33):
We yeah, we say, you know it's a whole lot
better than gig them.
Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
What is game? He trying to do it? The people
that paid for junior school? Okay? Second, he throwing rock?
Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
That was you, Joe?
Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Small school? That is wrong? A small school?
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Speak that up?
Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
What is going on? Man?
Speaker 8 (01:12:07):
The Browns and the Eagles have a trade now. The
Eagles trade Kenny Pickett to the Browns. Kenny Pickett, the
backup quarterback for the Eagles is now.
Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Please, we don't even know who he is. What is
we doping? Do y'all want a quarterback?
Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Why do we make the news with people? Ain't nobody
heard that the Browns got Kenny Picket?
Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
What the hell did he do?
Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
You probably probably y'all starting quarterback?
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
You think.
Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
He ain't nobody starting quarterback. He can't come to Browns
and start. Why can't you know what's gonna happen to
this boy, whoever he is. If we come to you
know what we're gonna do to him?
Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
No, we don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
He's already he traded for do not come welcome you
need to welcome me. Yes, we don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
Coming up at the top of the.
Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
Sure bye, Steve, he says, I don't think my girlfriend's
parents know my name.
Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
That's Wilson Picket, great great grand baby.
Speaker 7 (01:13:32):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show be on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Rights.
Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (01:13:38):
I've been dating my girlfriend for over a year now,
and it's just now occurring to me that her parents
might not even know my name.
Speaker 7 (01:13:46):
I've met them a few.
Speaker 9 (01:13:48):
Times, and I recently realized that her dad always calls
me bruh, homie or dog, and her mom refers to
me as darling or handsome. Maybe they're just trying to
be casual or cool or whatever, but I can't think
of one time when they've used my actual name. I
asked my girlfriend about it, and she just laughed. But
(01:14:08):
it's really starting to get on my nerves. How do
I find out without it coming off as weird?
Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Well, what's his name? His name just be on Facebook?
Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
He called himself be. You got a hard ass name,
bo Davious. Not No nobody find to do this every
time you come.
Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Over to the house, Roderick calling you Broderick? That hello?
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
That's how?
Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
Now why you think I had everybody just call me Steve?
You know what it is, have a name with three
syllables in and you go to public school back.
Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
In the day.
Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Uh huh.
Speaker 13 (01:14:45):
So when you first went to school, they called you
Broderick or you went to Steve right out the gate.
You want to what made me go to Steve was
when I got called bro.
Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
And that was it. I said, we're not finna do
this right When was this Steve Broke?
Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
That was about in the third grade, the little little
little girl called me bro, I went broke. Let me,
let me, let me get it. Let me simplify this
for these people, because.
Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
We're not do this here. We're not even gonna do Stephen.
We're gonna just do Steve.
Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
Okay, just worked out for you. It's worked out.
Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
And then a teacher mispronounced my name one time started
laughing is broh urriy bro browing bros?
Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
How down is this?
Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Damn?
Speaker 11 (01:15:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
He a ron.
Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
D nice.
Speaker 6 (01:15:45):
That's my favorite favorite bit from y'all one boat sign
out for he smashed all that stuff off that desk.
Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I said, was a substitute teacher in a city school.
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
He not poor?
Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Where is a a wrong?
Speaker 17 (01:16:11):
You know?
Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
That?
Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
White boy said? Wait at Denny raise his train? He said,
why didn't you answer me when I first called you?
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
She said, because he's Eric. That hilarious. Really, that was
a great bit, man, What else you got?
Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
You?
Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
All right?
Speaker 9 (01:16:33):
So we do have time for another one. This is
from l j l J on Reddit. L J Sin's
one of my friends who I've been friends with for decades.
Used to be so kind, so thoughtful, but over the
last few years she's changed. She's she's not mean to
me exactly, but she's become really harsh about the world.
She has no sympathy for people who are struggling and
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believe that everyone gets what they deserve. She says she
does well because she works hard than anyone who's suffering.
Must have made bad choices. I've tried to tell her
about it, but she just shrugs.
Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
It up.
Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
Should I stop being friends with her?
Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Well, all this is she just became a Republican. Republican, Yes,
no empathy. She didn't really change, she just changed parties.
Speaker 13 (01:17:18):
Uh huh yeah, can with different political Oh absolutely, talk
about it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Absolutely. I mean I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
I don't have friend friends like friendships, but I have
great working relationships with people in the Republican Party, with
people who are conservatives.
Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Doctor Phil. I mean I I was friends with doctor Phil.
I ain't talk with him since he lost his mind.
But that feels over. It is going up here erected,
resting people on the ice.
Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
You're gonna mess around, grab some of room ice people,
gonna grab somebody that don't want to go. Doctor fiel Oa,
his hand's gonna be fooled. He gonna have to get this,
and he.
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Ain't got no mo hand. I've been around him. He
ain't got no hands. You're gonna try to put one
of them people on that plane and they ain't ready
to go. All right?
Speaker 9 (01:18:14):
Coming up in twenty minutes after, we'll have more on
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Well, a four year.
Speaker 9 (01:18:23):
Old Wisconsin boy recently figured out a clever way to
have ice cream delivered to his house for free. Police
received a nine to one one call from the boy,
who told the dispatcher quote his mom was being bad
and needed to go to jail right before hanging up.
Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
Two female officers went.
Speaker 9 (01:18:42):
They were sent to the boy's home, where he snitched
and told them that his mother ate his ice cream
and needed to go to jail for it. But moments
later he changed his mind and said he didn't want
his mom to go to jail, but he really wanted
ice cream. So the officers left without filing a report
or anything thing, And.
Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
They didn't take the.
Speaker 9 (01:19:02):
Boy's mother to jail, and but they did come back
the next day with ice cream for him.
Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
So that's his little, damn little You.
Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
Had to come back to my house, But it would
have been to take her to jail then, because whipping.
Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
I'd have got that in yeah, and the marks that
would have been on me.
Speaker 13 (01:19:19):
You called them, Yes, you really called the police. Ain't
no way, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
We would have got way.
Speaker 7 (01:19:28):
Yeah, for sure, you come out.
Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
I might would just go with you when you leave.
I can't leave it. I can't stay here I'm just
an officer. That's young, That's what I.
Speaker 7 (01:19:43):
That was pretty bold of the little four year old.
Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
It was I ain't no way to well. I could
have called because I wasn't allowed to test your phone.
Speaker 9 (01:19:50):
No, damn.
Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
That house phone, that landline. Yeah, coming up at thirty
you making calls?
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Now you're paying bills round him?
Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
Well, play around it? Would you rather come a home?
Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Who told you, mister to touch the phone?
Speaker 7 (01:20:04):
You're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show. Hey, this
is Shirley Strawberry.
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now for a round of would you rather? Would you
rather no internet or no cell phone service?
Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
No internet? In Steve? Say you stay?
Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
Hey man, it'd be crazy like I'd be going places
with my kids. We'd be traveling stuff as soon as
they get somewhere. Y'all got the WiFi pass code?
Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
What does y'all doing? You don't care? Right, Just be quite.
We're in the airport. Enjoy the moment.
Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
What's your past code for?
Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Daddy? We need internet for?
Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
We in another country? What you finna find out?
Speaker 9 (01:21:51):
Would you rather be alone for the rest of your
life or be around people you can't stand for the
rest of your life?
Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
Yeah, I'm going to be around the people I can't stand.
That's how I way what what I'm around people? I
can't stay at all the damn time.
Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
I just well, you know you could do something about
that if you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
I can't fire everybody, so you know, Wow, what have
we learned today?
Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
Where is this coming from?
Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Hey? Don't you work with some people you don't care for?
Work with the people?
Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
Well, y'all just got this, got a lot of job.
Oh yeah, I had shows? Why I hated everybody on
the deal?
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
You're a mess.
Speaker 6 (01:22:45):
I had a show I didn't like the director. I
had a show I didn't like they think of the producer.
I had a show I didn't like the writers. Man
I was But I'm not gonna mess with my money
up because I don't like you. I'll just come to work.
That's part of my excess, my adaptability to uncomfortable circumstances. Yeah, hey,
let me why you always look stink? Because you stink?
Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
All right?
Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
Would you rather people not show up for your wedding
or your funeral?
Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
I'm gonna even know they at the funeral. Well, I
had two wins. Y'all shouldn't have came to anyway, you
know what, So you were.
Speaker 17 (01:23:24):
Your funeral one of your wings was damn Neil funeral,
though I remember that this is the rather As soon
as I said, my head dropped.
Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Why why?
Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Okay? So if you, I said, I do it? Right
after that I went, I did that's oh god, all right,
we gotta go those today's round.
Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
Would you rather coming back?
Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Our last break of the day.
Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
We'll close out the show with one and only Steve Harvey.
Right after this, you to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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All right, guys, here we are our last break of
the day. And see, before we get out of here,
we had a couple of a couple more would you rathers?
Would you rather wear socks or a hat during sex
during intimacy? Which one socks or a hat?
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
A hat?
Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
I'm warning that hat. I'm winning a head. I'm putting
it head on. Yeah, i'mber where they had to. I'm
gonna tell me.
Speaker 11 (01:25:08):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Junior? Junior? Junior? We strongly suggest you wear everything I knew.
Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Every day.
Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Now you said you what you want, you strongly suggest
I strongly suggest you where a hat because.
Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
Okay, the sweat that can come off your fue head
starts from the wig, and by the time that sweat
roll to the front of your head and drop down,
it'll be at such a high speed you might hurt
that had But where is the BB's coming from? These
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are small drops of sweat. I'm sorry, just traveled so far.
Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
To get to you.
Speaker 7 (01:25:55):
I think this is the last one.
Speaker 9 (01:25:56):
Would you rather date someone who smells like cigarettes or
date someone who smells like onions all the time?
Speaker 7 (01:26:03):
Cigarettes? I can't do onion?
Speaker 12 (01:26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Cigarettes cigarette?
Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
Yeah, some cigarettes in your clothes. We can change clothes.
You can't bring your moneys over here every day.
Speaker 10 (01:26:20):
Boy, I ain't nothing like some salt onion. Boys, she
smelled like some saltat that's good.
Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
Yeah, why they red onions or white onion, shirttallia onions or.
Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
Scallions?
Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
What are we talking here? I never knew what a
scallion would I just knew it.
Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
Was Okay, Yeah, that's about it. That's about it. Uh,
that's it. As far as would you rather go, Steve.
Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
Well, you know what we were talking earlier about friendship.
You know, it's I really appreciate some of the true
friends that I have. True friendship is really hard to find.
And the older you get, the smaller the group becomes
because you understand and eventually, as you get up in
this age, you start to losing people. I want to
say that I lost the guy that I considered a
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friend recently out of Louisville, Kentucky, Junior Bridgeman. Junior Bridgeman passed.
Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Away man and I that hit me so hard.
Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
The other day on the set because I was going
out to do the last show and his guy, Charles
had texted me earlier said call me nine one one,
his right hand man, Charles Alexander. But I was on
the set, so I didn't respond. And then I texted
him and I said, I saw an article that Junior
passed out and then his next text was I didn't
(01:27:47):
get it because he texted I was on set, and
I went down to the set and then my assistant
came up and said, heyman, Junior Bridgeman died today. And
it broke my heart and we had to hold off
on show because I had to go outside and get
myself together. Man Junior Bridgeman out of Louisville, Kentucky, used
to play for the Milwaukee Bucks. Was one of the
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greatest men I've ever met in terms of being a Christian,
in terms of being a husband, in terms of being
a father, and then he happened to be a great businessman.
But I had never seen that combination in a man before.
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Hardly ever, there's usually something flawed in a person. And
I'm not saying he was perfect, but Junior Bridgeman out
of Louisville, Kentucky was one of the best men I
had ever met. And sitting at his house, meeting his children,
meeting his wife, I went to the Kentucky Derby for him.
(01:28:52):
This man right here was a pillar in the community.
And I'm not using cliches. Junior Bridgeman was just a
great human being out of Louisville Kentucky and black people.
You don't know what you lost. But he did so
many things in terms of black people. In franchising restaurants.
(01:29:13):
He was started off as a great franchisee. This dude
was major. He ended up buying Coca Cola Pie. He
was in the bids to buy the Timberwoods, the Panthers
football team. He was always in the running for something.
He was up for buying Ebony magazine. He was a
bid in for Bee t This dude was brilliant. Junior
(01:29:35):
Bridgeman was one of the kindest, finest men I've ever
met in all my dealings of business. In all of it,
I never met a single soul that was better at
all those things than Junior Bridgeman in Louisville, Kentucky. And
I'm telling you right now, man, this dude, this dude
(01:29:58):
was special. We lost somebody man with that one. Junior Bridgeman,
hands down, best man, one of the best men I've
ever met. Of all the people I've met in my life,
I will tell you right now, Junior Bridgeman was up
there in the top three.
Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
And I'd have met some good people, but Junior Bridgeman
was about it.
Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
Man, Our condolences go out to his family, his beautiful wife,
his sons, to Charles Alexander, his right hand man, to
the city of Louisville, to Louisville University, to the Milwaukee
Buck family, everybody, because I'm telling you flat out, you
(01:30:42):
really can't find nobody say something bad about Junior Bridge.
I've never heard it that dude was about a gooder person,
noble and honestly.
Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Oh.
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