Weirdo Wednesday: Mike Loves Dog Food

Episode Transcript

(00:01):
All right, it's time to rockanother weirdo Wednesdays upon us. It's Becks
and Buster in here. Uh,who the hell are you a? Mike?
Mike, Mike? What's going on? What makes you weird? Uh?
The thing that well, maybe Ieat dog from time to time.
Wait, hold on one, I'vebeen known to eat dog food. All

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right? You eating purpose dogs food? Yeah, you know what I mean.
I'm a fan actually of some ofthe premium stuff. My favorites the
grain free salmon flavor. Okay,all right, why do you eat regular?
Yeah? What would make you chooseto eat dog food? Well,
it started a few years ago andI was going through kind of a tough
time financially, and I was livingwith my sister and her dogs, and

(00:46):
I couldn't afford lunch for myself.And she was at work one day and
I was feeding the dogs and itsmelled okay, so I tried it wasn't
that bad. That kind of makesme sad. What does dog food taste
like? Well, I mean itdoesn't always taste the same. You know,
you'd be surprised by how different someof those it can be. The
dry stuff is like eating dry cereal, but not sweet. You know,
more savory. Okay, but isit like good for you? Yeah?

(01:06):
I always thought like you get sick. The cheap stuff is not good for
you. But it's not dog goodfor your dogs either. But it is
loaded with protein at least all rightfresh pet? I heard Fresh Pets like
the top of the life dogs.Yeah, here, that can make your
coat nice and shiny. There,Mike, Maybe uh, I might have
to eat it a little more oftenright now, I'm at maybe three times

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a week. Do you have likea favorite brand of dog food that you
eat without a doubt. I'm abig fan of Pulse and Pets. Their
food's top nots. You know thebest part too, My dogs don't mind
sharing their meals with me. Sometimeswe fight with your dog over like who
gets what? No, of course, now we have little dinner parties.

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Are you in a relationship? Bemarried? But what's going on there?
This is gonna be a big surprise. But I am not. No woman
wants to belly up next to adog bowl. What about cat food?
You ever eat cat food? Oh? Gosh, no, that's gross.
Lie. Yeah, I mean Iguess you're not harming anybody. I'd be

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curious if this is like sustainable.Have you ever gotten sick from this?
There was one time that I gota little food poisoning from wet food.
Yeah, now than it was then, I promise. Okay, I guess
I wonder how much of our audiencehas tried. I mean back, I'm

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sure you've eaten baby food, youknow, right, Yeah, baby foods
meant for humans. Yeah. Idon't know what is in dog food that's
not meant for humans. So Idon't know what's bad. I don't know
why it would be bad, right, like, I mean, it just
feels like it. Yeah, itjust feels like I wonder if you're listening
to Q one O two, ifyou're listening and you've ever eaten dog food,

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we would love to hear from me. You you said you like the
the dry dog food most, Mike, No, I like the premium stuff,
the high end stuff. Some ofthe treats are pretty good too.
They're just like human level beef turkey, just way cheaper. Okay, two
three one two one. You couldtext us at seven one o two one,
or hit us in the d MSat Becks and Buster. Maybe you're

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like Mike and you've eaten dog food, we'd love to hear, or maybe
you're a doctor. It's like afood, yeah, along with it.
Yeah, you can tell us andtell Mike why he shouldn't be doing this
if you believe that. But ifthat's not the case, if it's all
good, then I guess eat onMike, except if you want to like
find a lady Mike. Yeah.No, the no to quote my friend

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becks, there is a lid forevery pot. This one might be that
tupe. Aware that you cannot findMike. We do wish you the best.
Yeah, we appreciate you calling youbro. Thanks guys, he would
you met Mike on Weird Old Wednesday? Mike eats dog food back, Yeah,

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like voluntarily he chooses to do it. Oh, we'll get some text
mestages in here. At somebody textedin saying plot twist, Mike is a
dog. Yeah, that's a shocker. Another one says I've tried most of
the food I give my dogs.The bacon strips aren't terrible, that's what
he said. He said, it'skind of like a cheap beef jerky.

(04:26):
Hello, I have one for aboutthe guy eating the dog food. Yeah,
what do you think my knee atedog food? And said it was
a little bland, and she atethe shrimp out of a can of cat
food. Oh a shrimp on acat food? Are you guys? She's
alive anymore? Shed so, butshe still didn't all right, I'm sorry

(04:49):
to hear that was she young whenshe did that. That was probably is
her twenties, so she was goingthrough some stuff for sure. I told
it. She was so disgusting.Oh my goodness, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry about that. I'm sorry aboutyour niece. Have you ever tried it?
You think you ever try it?No? I will stick to huge.

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Thank you. That's a good idea. Hey, thank you so much
for the call. You're welcome.I listen to you every day at three
o'clock. We listened to you everyday. Thank you. Bye bye.
That conversation. I don't know whatI desered.