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October 3, 2024 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time, Ferninas. What's trending? So Americans are hoarding toilet
paper again?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Why?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
And this time we don't need to be However, the
reason is because people are panic buying due to the
port strike. So if you haven't heard, dock workers on
the East Coast and Golf Coast walked off the job
on Tuesday when their contract expired. So they want better
pay of course, and all of that and protections against
job automation.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
So as Americans, we started to get scared.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Because we're like, well, if the port's closed, then we
can't get toilet paper or plot twist. Ninety percent of
toilet paper we use as American maid and if it's
not from America, it comes from Canada and Mexico, so
that's brought into trains and trucks, so not on boats.
But this is so serious that places like Costco have

(00:47):
been completely wiped out in different areas across the country. Wow,
I mean I like to be stocked up on toilet paper,
Like I'll panic buy it too. Like if even if
I have ten rolls left, I'm like that's not getting
low now.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I just kind of boy walk down to the gas station,
hey Field, Yeah, two packs of toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's gonna hurt me. I always don't realize them out
of til they bring those too late. That's what I'm saying.
That's facial wipes. Around here is the shower, Yeah, sensation.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, this is a weird situation. And I'd like people
doing work in my house right now.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So I've had all these contractors there and that happened
the other day and I knew there was a role
in the bathroom down the hall and I'm like, oh boy,
they're just walking around the house.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
This.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I just threw on a towel and I was like, whatever,
if they see me, they see me.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, you guys are in my zone. Listen to it, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I feel if we really need to live it happens
in double after the show because.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's always the weirdest. But thank you for sharing.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Have you ever wondered what the NFL really feels about
Taylor Swift being such a big thing? Now?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
No, okay, Well, in.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Case you wondered, there's a new anonymous poll that was
taken of NFL players and seventy two point five percent
of them are all in on Swifty.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
They think, yeah, she's.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Positive for the league. There's only four point nine percent
of them that are haters.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
She's only bringing up their viewers, wriving me mad about it.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Four point nine percent of them are mad. Wait, the
NFL's got a lot free marketing.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm sure NFL loves that Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh yeah, I think it's great. Everybody's all in cute
outfits everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I know. I think it's really inspired. What's I guess
it's not new, but stefinitely right. Cute outfits have been
a thing in the NFL since the NFL.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's just kind of more of like a stepping up
your game kind of a situation.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I'm just concerned about when they break up, what kind
of factions are going to get created?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
All right, I'm trus.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh do you think the NFL is involved? She'll break
up with him and then start dating another player on.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Another ideally, yeah, already did that.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Honestly, she'll be done with athletes if this doesn't work out.
But I'm pretty sure they're gonna get married and they'll
have really cute little babies. Speaking of babies, if you
have a baby in October, it's gonna live longer, not
just it as a human it will it will live longer.
There's a global medical survey that finds that October babies

(03:27):
tend to live longer because they experience less stress and
have stronger mental health. Interesting, I'm not sure how that
correlates to what month you were born.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I mean, my little brother's birthdays in October. And let
me tell you that man is never really stressed about
any things. He could have two dollars in his bank
account be like, I'm gonna get a nine dollars Botely burrito.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I guess I could see if I could see it.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Because you're entering the holiday season where things slow down
a little bit. Like holidays are stressful, but also you
get more days off from work. There's like fun days
at work and things like that. So maybe it's a
less stressful time.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Of year, but we all experience that.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I feel like, be more stressful because you got to
buy gifts for holidays.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
The baby doesn't well anyways, if you are what it.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Is, it's so stressful at the end of the year
for most people that the baby gets ignored and left alone.
And then the baby can be like, I'm fine about
everyone else is worrying, so sad.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
It's not sad. No, I'm saying we should leave your
kids alone to do their own thing and they'll be
better people. Yeah's stressed, and that's what's trending. Brought to.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Serious your home for machine gas. We can explain that
to us for real. I don't think produced means neglect them. No, no, no,
do yourself a favor.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Neglect your children. They will turn out I mean, turn
the helicopter off. Oh, just want to do their own
things so they can make their own choices.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
They'll be less stressed because right now kids go to
college and they're.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Like, do I put the fabric softener in? Say a decision? Yeah,
do you eat? So we're entering into the most fun
time of year for decorating, wouldn't you say?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
We love little fall decor Get us all set up
for the holidays.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Back to back to back to back.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Well, there's a new trend in decoration that you can
do all year long, and that is decorating the inside
of your toilet bowl. Now you can get scented toilet
stamps much like the like the little widgets or gidgets.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Or whatever it is that you put on your croc.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
You could do like to have in urinals in men's bathrooms,
put a little target, that's fun. Or when they have
a little fly sticker in there and shoot out the fly. Yeah,
it's fun.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Are you boys do in the bathroom?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
They have those in urinals. A lot of a lot
of places don't have little targets that you can hit. Yeah,
you're at the studio.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
We have one. We have one. We have a little target.
Is that why you always take so long when you
come back?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I got to drink more water real quick because
I didn't get my score from last time.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Or I think they do the targets so that you
hit a certain area so it doesn't splash as much.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I feel like that's why they have it like that.
But they know we're dumb, but they know that we
just want to play.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, well, it's good to know that some people in
the studio are really excited about this trend. There's also
floral shaped gel stamps. There's all different kinds, so you
can just stick them in there. It'll smell pretty and
it'll look nice too, so you can personalize your toilet.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
But then what happens when you have to get a
new one in there because it's going to have to change.
Take it out and put it back, put a new
one in. Yeah, hopefully they just dissolve, right and then
they're gone. You put another one in. That would be smart.
It does not say that they dissolved.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
We did dissolve, though, because it meant that, like your
high score.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
What I'm just thinking?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
She just what's that one thing called that we got
for ladies where it's like you pee, you stand up, like, yeah,
what you really need one of those? I feel like
Victoria would be lost in the bathroom too with the
with what shee wee.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's so that you can stand and go. It's like
a never mind, all right, we'll explain to you later.
This looks like a beer bong, but for your parts kind.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Of actually, as long as it's clean. Okay, let's go
somewhere fun. Let's leave the bathroom. Shall we coup into it?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Do you guys remember the show on Nickelodeon back on
the nineties called rug Rats?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yes, let's go there right now? Oh, memories for the
Rugrats movie. Yeah, it's the same thing, the rug Rat.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh well, while millennia Little hearts explode, there is a
new Rugrats movie.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
In the works. Oh, and it's going to be.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Live action, live action CGI hybrid of the rug rat Wait.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
What was that little girl who always has a doll?
The doll's hair was like so freaking why yeah, what
was her name? I can't remember now live action I don't,
I really don't remember. Tommy, Pickles, Chucky, Phil what.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Little Deville was a little bit Angelica and Angelica that's.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
It, little doll.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
That's right, Okay, thank you for doing that. The director
is going to be the same director from Pitch Perfect.
So wait, maybe they'll be saying it. I know.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I think it's really exciting.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Definitely in not exciting news, kind of darker, but also interesting.
A new doctor has been charged in the Matthew Perry death.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Wow good what?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
All.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
A third person has pleaded guilty in the death of
actor Matthew Perry. Doctor Mark Chavez pleaded guilty as part
of a plea deal for the conspiracy to distribute ketamine.
He's looking at up to ten years in prison.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
The only thing I do feel about kind of crazy
about this is because it's a huge actor.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I feel like that's why this doctor is getting charged.
But what about other people?

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Who overdose on this, who like they're not as big
exactly the doctors.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
No, exactly, but I think that also just having these doctors,
I mean, these are the doctors that were the ones
that were supplying it.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
So maybe I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yeah, I was gonna say it helps definitely, because then
it's like, no, you can also get in trouble too,
like this is a big thing.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, because I think sometimes a doctor's still touchable. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, it's sad. It's all sad. But his sentencing is
set for next year in April.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
This documentary is gonna be wild.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, he's a documentary's wild. I saw a video on TikTok.
Guess I'm not making light of the situation, but I
saw TikTok video yesterday of this dude who was going around.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
It was like the prank that he was doing.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
But he would walk around in front of people and
then jump in the air and do like a scissor
kick and fart really loudly and film their reaction. But
he looked exactly like Matthew Perry. I thought it was
like behind the scenes footage of Matthew Perry jumping in
scissor farting for a second, and I was like, whoa,
Like when did that? Was that like a set of
friends or something? And then I realized it was not him.

(09:43):
But for a while I was like, that is weird behavior,
Matthew Perry. I'm really glad that it's not Matthew Perry.
Our image of him. Stay, yeah, I mean Isandler bing?
He's a Chandler What do you mean? Intact, he's a
great comedic genius. I mean that would have been scissor fart.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I just feel like that's not my style, but that's
what's trending.
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