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October 17, 2024 9 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Nina's what's trending. So Drake is getting
trolled again, so good. This time it's for his pigtails.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, he's got pigtails right now.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I think it's so funny because also I feel like
he asks for it.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
But he's getting trolled for a look that Snoop Dogg
was able to pull off once upon a time, You've.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Never been and never will be, Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Drake, Well, I guess that's kind of the point.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
So he's got pigtail braids with burretts in it, and
people are not letting him even relax. You don't know
what a barrette is, Victoria. Like a clip or like
a yeah, like a little clip at the end. They
come in different shapes, and that kind of stuff is
called a clip.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
So he posted this picture earlier this week, and he's
really eccessorized.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
No, you got to give it to him, though, No,
you don't. He has no shame. He'll just put himself
out there. However, he feel.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Sometimes shame exists for a reason. I don't think he's
supposed to prevent you from doing dumb things like that.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I respect it.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I normally will take any opportunity to hate on Drake,
but they don't look that bad on him. Really out
at the.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Point, they really don't. It doesn't matter what he looks like.
Drake should go away.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, Well, he is expressing himself through his style and
they have it.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Buy a little mansion in Montana and go away.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Like him.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's what a lot of people do in Montana. It's
a good spot to like get a lot of land itself. Yeah,
you do.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Well, he's in Canada and he's got a lot of land.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
He's in Canada.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Guess where he's from.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Stay there.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay, So punk and spice comes at a price. There's
no surprises there. But did you know there's was an
actual pumpkin spice tax, So it's pumpkin spice's crack.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I think we can all agree on that that. But
there is a.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Pumpkin spice tax, and Target is probably one of the
biggest offenders. So they're hiking up the cost of anything
from seven point four percent to ninety two percent. More
items really don't have pumpkin spice. It could be trail
mixed versus pumpkin spice. Trail mix and they can hike
that up ninety two point two percent.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
They can hike up the one with pumpkin spice flavoring
ninety two percent, So basically a whole nother You're riding
the whole.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Other bag without the whole other bag. Yeah, but it's
pumpkin spice.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, and funny enough, Starbucks is only doing it twenty
five point two percent, so not as high as Target.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, there a tax to begin with, because pumpkin spices crap. Text,
We'll pay it. Instagram they do even not a taste good.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's like a party in your mouth that automatically makes
you feel like fall has arrived, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Right, But it doesn't taste that good.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I don't very high, but I'm not going to eat
regular trail mix, but I'm going to eat pumpkin spice
trail mix, So there is something to that. And lastly,
an Apple Watch today will keep your doctors away. Did
you guys know that there's a new feature on with
the new iOS eleven on the Apple Watch that is
actually able to detect whether or not you're going to

(02:39):
get sick or COVID or something.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Like that before it happens. I'm wearing mine.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh, there's something called the their vitals app. So I
guess it's been so accurate on their health assessments that
it's able to just tell you. So as you wear it,
it knows when your body is starting to fight something,
and so it can tell you if you're going.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
To get fine. It doesn't mine doesn't even know what.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I'm working out for an hour and a half because
it shuts off after seventeen seconds every single time, every time.
And you want to know why, because I have tattoos
on my arms and I can't see through the tattoos.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's not very inclusive apple, not at all.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
And then I turn off the autopause feature, which why
would you have autopause on the workout thing? Let people
figure out when to pause their own workouts, right, maybe
if you haven't, like your heart rate hasn't gone up
for an hour because somebody forgot to turned off, go
hey are you still working out? But I don't know
what They have an autopause feature for cyclists, I guess,
which why why do cyclists need an autopause feature?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Because when they're not pedaling, they don't want to count it.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I guess I can't even wear it anymore when I
got it because of the fitting stuff on it. Right,
That's why I got that Apple watch. But now I
can't wear it because I get so frustrated at the
gym when I'm wearing it, because I'll be starting a
workout and then seventeen seconds I feel a little vibrate
because it paused.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I have the opposite problem. It tries to be like
are you working out? When I'm literally just kind of
like walking. It was like, listen, your heart rate's way
higher than normal. Are you working out? We should count
this for you really healthy.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
But so not to get too personal, but is there
a picture out there of you somewhere that you wish
that wasn't?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I knew what.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Seriously, yeah, well Halsey is talking about that one time
when she took a picture that she wished that wasn't
And it's all because she was trying to get out
of trouble with the cops.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
She was throwing a house party.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
The cops arrived because they were being so loud, and
the cops that arrived on the scene were like, listen,
we're not going to write you up.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
You're not going to get in any trouble if you
just take a picture with us.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Seriously, she had just gotten out of the water. She
was swimming in her broad underwear, and she's like okay, sure.
So at the time she thought it was really funny,
and now she's like, man, and now these cops, you know,
they're just like got a bar somewhere holding up a
picture of me, like soaked in this seat through like
broad underwear, taking a picture and being laughing about it.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I was like, you know what, probably I would.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Be honest I didn't know that's where the story was going.
I honestly I thought, hawsy be like I am, there's
a picture of me with cops out there.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Them. No, it was more like the half naked part.
I did that to get out of trouble. But also
I would have done.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
The same thing. I would the same thing.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
So anyway, you can think about that somewhere there's a
cop with a wife going who is she?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't recognize?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's yeah right.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
FTC is finalizing a rule to make canceling subscriptions easier. Yeah,
this is something we've all been asking for. So we
know that subscription services make it incredibly difficult. You've got
to jump through all types of hoops to cancel whatever
type of subscription that you have. So the Federal Trade
Commission is saying that they're forcing companies now to make
it easy. So if you sign up on a phone,
you got to be able to cancel it on the phone.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
The same thing with the website.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
You need to be able to make it that way,
and you have to make it obvious on the website
how to do it, so there's less steps.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I know they subscribe, but you hear that.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Max, I've been trying to cancel you for a year
and I'm coming for you now. I got the government
at my back and we are coming for you, and
I'm going to be able to cancel you however I want.
Did I sign up for you on UH with my
cable provider?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Why can't I cancel with my cable provider? Why do
I have to jump through ninety five thousand hoops on
hbomax dot com, which is a site that barely works.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I hate you, Max, Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I kind of like give me my mom. I'm harder
to cancel.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
It's like eating and whoever has my email and subscribe
to a ton of stuff for me, I'm probably I'm
knocking on something.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Like a thousands.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
There's like a thousand emails of things I'm subscribed to.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Now the companies you can hire to do that.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
For there are.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
The trick that I use is I set a filter
in my email for the word unsubscribe, and if the
email has the word unsubscribe in it, it goes directly
to the trash.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Wait cool there, Well.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I manually do it, and I've spent hours the other
day going to the bottom of every email hitting unsubscribed on.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Whenever I send produce a broad an email that's very important,
I'm just going.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
To put don't email.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Why not? Sometimes I'll go check and be like.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh, that one I probably shouldn't. Probably exclude that are subscriptions. Shoot, okay.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Lastly, Butterball is here.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
To save the day. Butterball as in butterball turkey. They've
made it so they've solved the Thanksgiving dilemma, which is
a lot of people have a hard time defrosting their
turkey before they cook it.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
So to eliminate the stress that you do, put.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
It in the bath. You can put it in the
bath to eliminate the stress. They're introducing a new solution
so you can cook from frozen premium whole turkey. So
Basically it's gonna be already thought for you.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
So what is a butter ball?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
So the innovation is to not freeze it.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, that they have a special brind that helps this
turkey stay moist and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Anyway, Yeah, so it's cool. Anyway, that's what's trending. Brought
to you. Butterball is the turkey company brought you. Michael
shi is so confused. Who did you talking about?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I thought you.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
I thought someone was making a butter ball, and like
it was just like the bars.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
You can get a ball.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Well frozen butter and then you can jump into the turkey,
huge butter.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Ball butter.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
At all. Yeah that's good. I got a big tennis
sized ball of butter and throw it in the turkey.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
This is America.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
How do we not have that already? Do we not
have butter ball sandwiches? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Could a butter ball?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Put it in your turkey and then get someone's desk
and they're just chewing on a butter ball.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
I'm really trying to figure out whose weight.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I cannot figure figure out why I keep packing on
the pounds.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Butter ball.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
You have the one with less sodium.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Diet butter ballant butter ball. It's not even the full
cow butter balls.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's so weird.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
You think I'm going to pack, and yeah, I can't
just eat one. We're still going. We're still going serving
sizes for whoosies.
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