The Cheese Heist

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for a name.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Is what's trending.

Speaker 3 (00:01):
There's a mystery out in these streets that British chef
Jamie Oliver is trying to solve, and that is the
missing one thousand wheels of cloth wrapped artisanal cheddar cheese.
What that was swiped from a dairy yard. But this
is very posh cheese, so much so that Jamie Oliver
is said that he will give the person that finds
this cheese thousand wheels, by the way, three hundred and

(00:22):
ninety thousand dollars if they can find it. The cheese
was stolen in a scam. Somebody showed up there saying
that they were going to be like putting the cheese
where it was supposed to go. But really they just
took the cheese and they ran off with the cheese.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I didn't know cheese was so valuable.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yes, some cheese is that valuable. The older it is,
I guess, the more valuable it is.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
How old is it?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
And if it says artisanal in it, I think anything. Yeah,
it doesn't actually tell me how old it is. I
just know that it's forty eight four and eighty eight
pounds worth of cheese.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Wait a lot cheese to go.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Missing guy who had it originally, who gave it to
these scammers. He didn't want to check for credentials. I
don't think anybody was thinking, Hey, today's the day somebody
is going to come and see a thousand wheels of cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I think of heists, I don't think cheese, so I
probably wouldn't have thought the same thing either. I'm like,
guys are definitely trying to steal the cheese. We steal cheese, genius.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Do they have a half a million dollars worth of
cheese hanging out a truck somewhere?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's wild And this is actually not the first time
we're hearing about a weird food heist. I didn't report
on it, but since I'm talking about this one, I'm
gonna tell you. In Canada they've been stealing butter. What
out here in the streets in the UK they're stealing cheese,
And in Canada people are going in in their major
butter heists where they're taking tubs and tubs and tubs
of butter. So what are we doing with all the dairy?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I mean, I just don't know what you need with
that much butter?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Did he's locked up, so.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Cuche. And while we're on the topic of food, I'll
leave you with this. Do you know why we get hangry?
There's real science backing our hangry emotions and it comes
down to our gut brain access.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Jubel.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Are you familiar with the gut brain access?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Uh? Yes, I am, well, I just recently learned about it.
It's crazy, is all the stuff that runs through our stummies.
It's a communication line between your stummy your brain. So basically,
your brain's like texting your stomach and is like feed me,
and your stomach's like, nah, I'm good. And then you're
left on red for three hours and all of a sudden,
your head starts smashes. Yeah, why talk to me?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
And you know what now it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Brain a toxic it really is.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'm on one today is just like leave me alone.
You're constantly texting me. I won't talk right now.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
So listen to it when it tells you stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
And that's what This person just takes six things of
butter that like stole work to do. I can't be
texting you.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Old is weird?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
In these three For all the cat girlies out there
and the cat fellas, this is for you, Victoria. Did
you know that cats can actually learn words faster than
human babies. That's not true, really, it is true. A
study suggests that.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Human babies aren't that smart.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, I just think it's really interesting because they're claiming
not only do cats know their names, they know the
names of other people that are around all of the time.
You know the names of the other pets that are around,
and they can actually like know what you're talking about.
If you're like, go to the refrigerator and your cat's
wuen paying attention, it could walk right on over the
refrigerator because they did say.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Won't because it doesn't want to do what you say
exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
They're smarter than we think.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
You know that they don't meow in the wild. They
only meow to mimic humans. Wait, really, yeah, what do
you mean? Domesticated cats only meow because they're trying to
speak like you do. Like when a cat gets on
your keyboard. They're not getting on your keyboard, they're trying
to be like you.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh, I've actually liked the heat like from the laptop.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Cats bug me. But this is actually really cute just
to even think about. So anyway, Victoria's they were bigger,
they would eat you.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yes, oh mostly. My point is they're manipulating you into
thinking they're cute, so they can eat.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
You a lot. But like all cats, like cats that
you know, lines have been around for a long time too,
and they're cat. So do you think that they could
understand if they were around us more?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Probably?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's why they say cats, if they were bigger, they
would eat you because they're basically little lions.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I say if they were like the size of a
like you know, a big cat, you'd be.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
In a lot of trouble. We'd be dinner.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
It wouldn't just be putting their bum on your kitchen counters.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
My cat wouldn't eat me.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Your cat needs a lot.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Your cat, your cat is big. It would definitely get you.
You ever put a finger out, You ever put a
finger in front of her mouth. Actually, she does not
like to be bothered. You go near her cat and
she just disappeared real fast. Okay, here's a new test
to know if you're old or not. It used to
be kind of like how long your hangover lasts. But now,

(04:41):
according to science, if you can stand on your non
dominant leg for thirty seconds without wobbling. You're not old?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
What if you're just like you have really bad what's
it called? What do you have?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
You can't stand on one leg?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Balance? Thank you. I feel like you can poke holes
in this theory, but at the same time, I'm going
to go with it because I know I can, so
you can. To woo. And lastly, The Jerry Springer Show
is going to be a new docuseries. It's going to
be on Netflix. It's going to be a whole two
part situation where it goes in deep about the show
and the syndication. It ran from ninety one to twenty

(05:12):
eighteen to Joe, that's a long time, a long time,
so look out for that and live That is what's trending.