January 17, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for Nina's what's trending. So this is
actually a great story for Jubile, so be prepared. But
you know how Jubile, you always say that you think
that we're living in a simulation and that there's like
a multiverse and all of that stuff. Well, Google is
co signing your theory really by saying that their new
quantum chip proves that there's alternative universes that exist. Oh
(00:20):
so they have this new quantum chip that basically makes
your computer do anything super fast, like really fast. They're saying,
what would regularly take a computer a day to complete,
this is something that happens in like five seconds.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
So that's wild.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And they're saying the reason why it's so effective and
so fast is because it's drawing energy from other universes.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That's not cool. Why I think they might need their energy?
You know, we're harvesting energy from other universes. Also scary that.
I was like, what if, like Fanos finds out there
was whatever universe he's in and he's like, who's taking
our energy? Hold up a second Earth? People like the
humans ones, the ones without powers? All right, hold my beer.
(01:01):
I have just the glove for this situation. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But his first reaction was, that's not cool.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's dope that there's other universes not cool to suck
their energy.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, let's not say that as a fact.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And that's too.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
This is the same company that put do No Evil
on their masthead and then took it off.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
They're liars.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's what they're doing. They're doing non consensual energy sucking.
I don't stand for that.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh he just took it down. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
The other universes have not asked for their energy to
be sucked from them.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Right, so Socrue So unless we get it in writings.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Is like, yeah, I got some energy for you.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Go ahead, take it all.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
It take it all. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well if all of your energy has been taken and
you find yourself exhausted, there is a new viral trend
when it comes to resting and recouping because everybody is
holding in their giggles.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
So what Pantos is gonna have to do after you
take all his energy?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That's actly what he's gonna need to do.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
He's gonna go ahead and crawl in that bed and
bed nest energy bed.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Nesting is the new trend when it comes to sleepy time.
Do you know about this?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Is that what you're taking your head, It's essentially what
you think it is. It's getting into your bed, getting
all the pillows and blankets, creating a little nest, and
getting all cozy. Bed rotting that is also a trend.
That's when you just lay there and do nothing. Bed
nesting is a different way to actually sleep and find
yourself relaxing. You could be in a bed nest while rotting,
and then the act of laying there doing nothing is
the rock. The nest is the place.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So you take your pillows and put them in like
a little circle.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You could, however, wait, they have like adult dog beds.
You can just get one of those put in yours.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
You go out in the front yard and root around
for sticks and shrubs.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
After you get your zoomies, you can go ahead and
crawl into the little dog bed.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I love that we're the same people. We invented human
dog beds, and we're also sucking energy from other planets.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Right Well for hard to believe we could do both things. Well, yeah,
maybe Thanos wouldn't mess with us.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You'd be like those people are clearly crazy, like I'm
not even like I'm not messing with them.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
They think they're dogs too.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
This is what we're okay, But those human dogbeds are legit.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I'm a little guy. I just buy a dog dog
bed and then could buy my fireplace to go to.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I lost an option. Are you one of those people
that loves pineapple on pizza?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
How much do you love pineapple on pizza?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Zero?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Not at all, more than any of my possessions or
any person in the world. Wait, that is what somebody,
not more than myself. I put myself first when.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
It comes to really thought this was going to be
a long because I'm worth it.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, then you are gonna love this. You're so worth it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You take you a hundred dollars and you take your
cute little butt to England and if you want that
Hawaiian pizza with pineapple on it, you get ready to
pay one hundred and.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Six dollars chime out plane tickets to London? What grant
at this point? If you want any sort of comfort
at all?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Right, are you gonna take no.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
A thousand dollars, let's say five hundred, five hundred dollars.
You're gonna get to London and then you're gonna pay
another one hundred dollars. You're gonna pay the hotel and
all suck.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Go to Hawaii. If you want to Hawaiian pizza, go
to Hawaii. That's so true where it was invented exactly?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yes, do they eat pineapple and pizza and Hawaii to
be cheaper?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Invented?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
There was invented in why what's yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
That's true, Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So. There is a pizza place in England that hates
the idea of pineapple and pizza so much they've kind
of made a joke about it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
So they said, if you want to order it that way.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You have to pay a hundred dollars and then you
might as well go ahead and get champagne with it.
So they have a special where you can get a
pizza and champagne for one hundred dollars. Wow, but they
did say that everybody that's been in there has not
ordered it. But okay, if you're paying a hundred dollars,
do you get to add unlimited toppings along with the pineapple?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Are you going to pay one hundred dollars for pizza?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
If I get limited toppings, it might as well, because
that's gonna come out to a hundred bucks eventually.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay, your mama let you never had as of delivery,
it's one hundred dollars exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And I've gotten a pizza before and was overdrawn, so
I paid a hundred bucks for it no matter what.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
After pizza.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
That's why we eat with you guys. You're saying overdraft
or not.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So that's something for you to think about if you're traveling.
In other news, there's a new trend in tattoos. Oh,
and I will say, jub, you are ahead of the curve. Really,
not neck tattoos, and not all of your tattoos specifically
for chokes, finger tattoos. Finger tattoos are making it come up.
So just like doewbles, you've got tattoos on every one
of your fingers.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, and I need to cover up some, but yes,
but I do have tattoos on my fingers.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And that's the vibe that's some people are do we
I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I have.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
My policy is if I'm wearing a long sleeve shirt,
you can't tell what I have tattoos, right.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I think I would want one like on my finger,
Like how do you say that inside of your finger?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
White girl tattoo is how you say?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Is it on the side of the finger?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yes, like something like small. Well, I would get another
basic one too. When I get married, I'd get one
around my ring finger.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Oh good, it'll last forever front.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, well I've waited this song. When I get married,
it will last forever.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Tattoos on the inside of my fingers that just label
which ones they are because I always forget, like your
index finger, and I'm like uh, and then I can
just look at index bot.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
She's like cheating on a Matthew gust But like that
spoke to you.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's what's trending.
It is time for Nina's what's trending. So this is
actually a great story for Jubile, so be prepared. But
you know how Jubile, you always say that you think
that we're living in a simulation and that there's like
a multiverse and all of that stuff. Well, Google is
co signing your theory really by saying that their new
quantum chip proves that there's alternative universes that exist. Oh
(00:20):
so they have this new quantum chip that basically makes
your computer do anything super fast, like really fast. They're saying,
what would regularly take a computer a day to complete,
this is something that happens in like five seconds.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
So that's wild.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And they're saying the reason why it's so effective and
so fast is because it's drawing energy from other universes.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
That's not cool. Why I think they might need their energy?
You know, we're harvesting energy from other universes. Also scary that.
I was like, what if, like Fanos finds out there
was whatever universe he's in and he's like, who's taking
our energy? Hold up a second Earth? People like the
humans ones, the ones without powers? All right, hold my beer.
(01:01):
I have just the glove for this situation. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But his first reaction was, that's not cool.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's dope that there's other universes not cool to suck
their energy.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, let's not say that as a fact.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
And that's too.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
This is the same company that put do No Evil
on their masthead and then took it off.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 5 (01:22):
They're liars.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's what they're doing. They're doing non consensual energy sucking.
I don't stand for that.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh he just took it down. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
The other universes have not asked for their energy to
be sucked from them.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Right, so Socrue So unless we get it in writings.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Is like, yeah, I got some energy for you.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Go ahead, take it all.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
It take it all. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well if all of your energy has been taken and
you find yourself exhausted, there is a new viral trend
when it comes to resting and recouping because everybody is
holding in their giggles.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
So what Pantos is gonna have to do after you
take all his energy?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That's actly what he's gonna need to do.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
He's gonna go ahead and crawl in that bed and
bed nest energy bed.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Nesting is the new trend when it comes to sleepy time.
Do you know about this?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Is that what you're taking your head, It's essentially what
you think it is. It's getting into your bed, getting
all the pillows and blankets, creating a little nest, and
getting all cozy. Bed rotting that is also a trend.
That's when you just lay there and do nothing. Bed
nesting is a different way to actually sleep and find
yourself relaxing. You could be in a bed nest while rotting,
and then the act of laying there doing nothing is
the rock. The nest is the place.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So you take your pillows and put them in like
a little circle.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You could, however, wait, they have like adult dog beds.
You can just get one of those put in yours.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
You go out in the front yard and root around
for sticks and shrubs.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
After you get your zoomies, you can go ahead and
crawl into the little dog bed.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I love that we're the same people. We invented human
dog beds, and we're also sucking energy from other planets.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Right Well for hard to believe we could do both things. Well, yeah,
maybe Thanos wouldn't mess with us.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You'd be like those people are clearly crazy, like I'm
not even like I'm not messing with them.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
They think they're dogs too.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
This is what we're okay, But those human dogbeds are legit.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I'm a little guy. I just buy a dog dog
bed and then could buy my fireplace to go to.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I lost an option. Are you one of those people
that loves pineapple on pizza?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
How much do you love pineapple on pizza?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Zero?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Not at all, more than any of my possessions or
any person in the world. Wait, that is what somebody,
not more than myself. I put myself first when.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
It comes to really thought this was going to be
a long because I'm worth it.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, then you are gonna love this. You're so worth it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You take you a hundred dollars and you take your
cute little butt to England and if you want that
Hawaiian pizza with pineapple on it, you get ready to
pay one hundred and.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Six dollars chime out plane tickets to London? What grant
at this point? If you want any sort of comfort
at all?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Right, are you gonna take no.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
A thousand dollars, let's say five hundred, five hundred dollars.
You're gonna get to London and then you're gonna pay
another one hundred dollars. You're gonna pay the hotel and
all suck.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Go to Hawaii. If you want to Hawaiian pizza, go
to Hawaii. That's so true where it was invented exactly?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yes, do they eat pineapple and pizza and Hawaii to
be cheaper?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Invented?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
There was invented in why what's yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
That's true, Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So. There is a pizza place in England that hates
the idea of pineapple and pizza so much they've kind
of made a joke about it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
So they said, if you want to order it that way.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You have to pay a hundred dollars and then you
might as well go ahead and get champagne with it.
So they have a special where you can get a
pizza and champagne for one hundred dollars. Wow, but they
did say that everybody that's been in there has not
ordered it. But okay, if you're paying a hundred dollars,
do you get to add unlimited toppings along with the pineapple?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Are you going to pay one hundred dollars for pizza?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
If I get limited toppings, it might as well, because
that's gonna come out to a hundred bucks eventually.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay, your mama let you never had as of delivery,
it's one hundred dollars exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And I've gotten a pizza before and was overdrawn, so
I paid a hundred bucks for it no matter what.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
After pizza.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
That's why we eat with you guys. You're saying overdraft
or not.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
So that's something for you to think about if you're traveling.
In other news, there's a new trend in tattoos. Oh,
and I will say, jub, you are ahead of the curve. Really,
not neck tattoos, and not all of your tattoos specifically
for chokes, finger tattoos. Finger tattoos are making it come up.
So just like doewbles, you've got tattoos on every one
of your fingers.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, and I need to cover up some, but yes,
but I do have tattoos on my fingers.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And that's the vibe that's some people are do we
I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I have.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
My policy is if I'm wearing a long sleeve shirt,
you can't tell what I have tattoos, right.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I think I would want one like on my finger,
Like how do you say that inside of your finger?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
White girl tattoo is how you say?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Is it on the side of the finger?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yes, like something like small. Well, I would get another
basic one too. When I get married, I'd get one
around my ring finger.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Oh good, it'll last forever front.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, well I've waited this song. When I get married,
it will last forever.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Tattoos on the inside of my fingers that just label
which ones they are because I always forget, like your
index finger, and I'm like uh, and then I can
just look at index bot.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
She's like cheating on a Matthew gust But like that
spoke to you.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's what's trending.
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