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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm performing this Saturday in Everett at Historic every Theater.
(00:02):
You can get tickets if you go to the Jubilshow
dot com and click on stand up Comedy. Yeah, and
now Ciprinina is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So the twenty twenty five hurricane names have been announced random, right.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We already come out with those before they even happen.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, So June first is when the twenty twenty five
Atlantic hurricane season arrives, which is always kind of devastating.
But the crazy part is that the names have already
been decided. So it's Andrea Barry, Why Barry, Hurricane Barry
coming around the left? Well the funny well, Barry is
(00:38):
actually a hit man on a show on HBO called Barry.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
So I kintally feel like I was like, oh, maybe
is that right?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Some big fan of Barry in the Science Club.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, I don't know. And then there's Chantal Dexter and.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Aaron Dexter's a wild name for a hurricane. Do you
think about the success of the TV show Dexter?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You don't want it to be called Dexter. I'm not
trying to be in a Dexter hurricane. No, So, but
I don't know how they decide that. Do you sit
in a room and you are like, okay, now we
have to do an alphabetical order and come up with
a name for each one of these letters. Oh, because
it does go in alphabetical order. I just don't know
how they choose the name.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Interesting, Yeah, I don't know how they do it either.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
I wonder if you're just like all in a room
kind of like in a circle, and we all kind
of just name it out, like hey, I got a
Brad has BE, Nina has C, Jubile has D.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Then I had no guys.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Come on, they all get in a room like all right,
listen up, nerds, what name somebody who wronged you when
you were younger nerd?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And they're like, yeah, this dude, Barry always flashed my
head and the toilet give me swirlies.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I'm not moving on. That's the World Meteorological Organization that
came up with those names. In other news, there's a
Bulgarian soccer team that's trending right now and they're trending
for honoring one.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Of their players.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
But this is why. So they were at a soccer match.
Both teams got into the middle of the field put
their heads down and had a moment of silence for
a former player because they had quote unquote passed.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Why do you say quote.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Unquote because it turns out he never died.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
What wait?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
They honored a former player that was supposed to be
a really big deal on the team back in the
day who was like, I'm still here, thanks shout.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Out, but didn't die.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Still they just think he died, yes, where they got
that information?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Dead guys?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Can you imagine like being on that team and then
like everyone's standing there and that one.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Guy's like, I don't think Jim's dead.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Wait, Jim's alive. Oh crap?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What dude wins the game just to watch the team
and he's like, I'm not what hold on?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
The Nelson Mandela effect?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well, it's the Nelson Mandela effect.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
And when you think a famous person, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, maybe I don't know, but they're trending for that
because that was the big whoopsie yeah out.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
They did that the Oscars, you know when they do
that montage and someone's just like, no, I don't I
shouldn't be in there for the scream and really just
won like a minute ago.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
It's like it's Ryan Reynolds and Blake laughing, and they're like, no,
we're letting you know.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly, We're just letting you know. Yeah,
you're done from this award show.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
No, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And lastly, Disney Plus has launched something new for you
to partake in, and that is the Simpson Stream. The
plan is to be streaming The Simpsons twenty four to seven,
all day long, thirty five seasons. Whenever you turn it on,
there will be an episode of the Simpsons rotation.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
You can always do that if you just go to
the Simpsons.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah, but like think about this though, Simpsons is something
that you can dive into in the middle of an
episode and not care. So it's really it's brain rot
from Disney for It's like, just tune in whenever it
is and you're like, okay, cool, put that on the background.
I clean my dish exactly. You don't have to go.
It's just one button instead of you know three.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I love Disney Plus. Well, there you go. Simpsons stream
is waiting for you. My subscription. I saw my bill
the other day.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Apparently last year I forgot when I was drunk, I
ordered Disney Plus and I forgot that I'd got the
yearly subscription, and so the other day that bill came
in and I'm like, Oh, I forgot I did that again.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
And then making money and creating what happens when you
do things when you're drunk like.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That, and what she's really excited when she sits down
to watch Disney Plus.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's what's trending