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Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning, we went from John Mellencamp vibes to workplace gripes faster than you can say “favorite pen.” ✍️
We kicked off Morning Mindset with a little lyrical wisdom: “Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.” – John Mellencamp. Depressing? Maybe. Accurate? Also yes. But don’t worry — we pepped it up with coffee and chaos. ☕️🔥
Then came the Nearly Impossible Question: Nearly 1 in ...
We kicked off Morning Mindset with a little lyrical wisdom: “Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.” – John Mellencamp. Depressing? Maybe. Accurate? Also yes. But don’t worry — we pepped it up with coffee and chaos. ☕️🔥
Then came the Nearly Impossible Question: Nearly 1 in ...
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Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning, we started with a little wisdom from teen rom-com royalty: “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.” Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You — and we couldn’t agree more.
💁♀️ Then came the Nearly Impossible Question: What place are people visiting 30% less than in 2019? 📚 The library. Apparently, Dewey decimals just aren’t vibing in 2025. But Cleveland fr...
💁♀️ Then came the Nearly Impossible Question: What place are people visiting 30% less than in 2019? 📚 The library. Apparently, Dewey decimals just aren’t vibing in 2025. But Cleveland fr...
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🎙️ Spark of Madness, Slot Machines & Vacation Vibes Ruined by Work Wi-Fi 🎧
Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning on 97.1 WASH-FM, we kicked things off with a classic Robin Williams truth bomb: “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” 🔥 (Translation: Embrace your weird. We sure do.)
At 6:25A, the Nearly Impossible Question asked what we try 10 times a minute while using it. The answer? Slot machines....
Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning on 97.1 WASH-FM, we kicked things off with a classic Robin Williams truth bomb: “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” 🔥 (Translation: Embrace your weird. We sure do.)
At 6:25A, the Nearly Impossible Question asked what we try 10 times a minute while using it. The answer? Slot machines....
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July 8, 2025 • 25 mins
On today’s Toby + Chilli in the Morning, Bruce Lee kicked off our Morning Mindset with a mic drop: “I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations.” 💥 And speaking of expectations — apparently, 70% of people say they never threw a party while their parents were away... despite what every teen movie told us. 🎉
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🧤 Is your outfit heatwave-friendly or are you dressing for the office A/C battle?
🤔 Friday holi...
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🧤 Is your outfit heatwave-friendly or are you dressing for the office A/C battle?
🤔 Friday holi...
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July 7, 2025 • 34 mins
🎧 Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning, we kicked off with a Will Smith quote that reminded us mediocrity is for the realists — shoot for the stars, friends! 🌠
Then came a nostalgic twist: throwback tunes may spark the happiest memories, but guess what came in second? (Hint: It’s shore to relax you). 🌊 Big congrats to Randy from Warrenton, who’s heading to see Cyndi Lauper live! Plus...
👠 Did Chilli accidentally raise a diva on ...
Then came a nostalgic twist: throwback tunes may spark the happiest memories, but guess what came in second? (Hint: It’s shore to relax you). 🌊 Big congrats to Randy from Warrenton, who’s heading to see Cyndi Lauper live! Plus...
👠 Did Chilli accidentally raise a diva on ...
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July 3, 2025 • 29 mins
Start your day with fireworks — literally and figuratively.
🎆 In this episode of Toby + Chilli Mornings, we kick things off with some lyrical wisdom from U2, then light the fuse on hilarious listener stories about fireworks fails 💥 (spoiler: nobody’s eyebrows were safe).
Plus, we find out what 41% of Americans are doing for the 4th of July — and how it earned Joe from Arlington some sweet Maroon 5 tickets 🎤.
And later? Closet conf...
🎆 In this episode of Toby + Chilli Mornings, we kick things off with some lyrical wisdom from U2, then light the fuse on hilarious listener stories about fireworks fails 💥 (spoiler: nobody’s eyebrows were safe).
Plus, we find out what 41% of Americans are doing for the 4th of July — and how it earned Joe from Arlington some sweet Maroon 5 tickets 🎤.
And later? Closet conf...
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July 2, 2025 • 28 mins
Brittany weighs in on Toby’s brother heading overseas for a medical procedure 🌍💉—would you do it? Then, Chilli confesses something she almost did while painters were in her house… she thought it was weird, Toby says totally normal 👀🖌️. Plus, y’all came through with some explosive Fourth of July mishap stories 🎇🔥—from backyard blunders to unexpected booms!
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July 1, 2025 • 27 mins
Ever been forced to sit through a million ads before a movie starts? 🎥 Yeah, we’ve got thoughts—and so do our listeners. Plus, Toby’s brother is headed overseas for a medical procedure 🛫👨⚕️... would you ever trust an unlicensed or super-cheap doctor? And wait ‘til you hear Tina's Crazy First Date story. Let’s just say the sparks weren’t flying with her date... but with his friend?! 👀💥
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June 30, 2025 • 25 mins
What movie would blow your mind at the Sphere in Vegas? We’ve got Wizard of Oz on the brain… 🌈🎶 Plus, Toby’s running on fumes (and coffee), a high school grad gets hired mid-ceremony 🎓💼, and listeners call in with the easiest jobs they’ve ever landed. Oh, and don’t miss our Make Your Monday moment—local teens stepping up in the summer heat ☀️💧!
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June 27, 2025 • 27 mins
Start your day with good vibes and hot takes on Toby + Chilli in the Morning! 💬☀️
🎧 Morning Mindset kicks off with George Michael’s iconic reminder to “Gotta have faith” 🙌
🥩 Then at 6:25A, the Nearly Impossible Question has us questioning dinner dates: 5 out of 10 people secretly judge you for how you like your steak?! Chris from Arlington wins Cyndi Lauper tix just for getting it right!
🌊 At 6:40A, we dive into the beach rule ev...
🎧 Morning Mindset kicks off with George Michael’s iconic reminder to “Gotta have faith” 🙌
🥩 Then at 6:25A, the Nearly Impossible Question has us questioning dinner dates: 5 out of 10 people secretly judge you for how you like your steak?! Chris from Arlington wins Cyndi Lauper tix just for getting it right!
🌊 At 6:40A, we dive into the beach rule ev...
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June 26, 2025 • 26 mins
🎙️ Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning: Toilet Seats, Sibling Showdowns & Steak Date Dealbreakers
🧠 Morning Mindset @5:20A:
“When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in.” — Haruki Murakami
💭 A powerful reminder that storms don’t just test us—they transform us.
🚽 Nearly Impossible Question @6:25A:
Q: What’s the #1 thing dumped on the side of the road, according to a new study?
A: A toilet seat! (Y...
🧠 Morning Mindset @5:20A:
“When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in.” — Haruki Murakami
💭 A powerful reminder that storms don’t just test us—they transform us.
🚽 Nearly Impossible Question @6:25A:
Q: What’s the #1 thing dumped on the side of the road, according to a new study?
A: A toilet seat! (Y...
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June 25, 2025 • 29 mins
Ever been stuck in the DMV heat with no escape? 😅 Our listeners share their sweaty situations! Plus, Toby is bummed that the planned water outage at his complex didn’t hapeen. Chilli may have offended her AirBnB host, and Toby's feeling bad about forgetting a birthday… but what if it was your birthday that everyone forgot? 💔
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June 24, 2025 • 28 mins
Ever wonder what you'll still be doing at 100? We asked, and your answers did not disappoint! 💯 Toby's water is being turned off all day today. He thought he was prepared but he is not. Uh oh! We've also got your best tips to survive the heat wave 🔥, and one caller’s date took a seriously unexpected detour… to run errands mid-date 😳. Grab your iced coffee and dive in!
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June 23, 2025 • 26 mins
Listeners share what’s making them feel great today 🙌, while Chilli opens up about a scary moment at the beach when a lifeguard saved her son—and she’s got an important reminder for parents. Plus, we hear your funniest multitasking fails (yes, we’ve all been there 🤦), and in this week’s Make Your Monday moment, meet the Maryland gas station attendant bringing old-school charm and big smiles to everyone he meets.
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June 20, 2025 • 25 mins
What’s that thing you keep putting off? (We’re looking at you, junk drawer 👀). Plus, we’re diving into the little things that make you uniquely you—even if it’s just the ability to wiggle your eyebrows to the beat of a song. On Feel Good Friday, meet the incredible group of high school students in Northern Virginia who built and donated a million-dollar home 🏠❤️. And to top it off, we open the phones to hear your best useless tal...
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June 19, 2025 • 27 mins
Producer Taylor’s on a mission to show her kids body confidence in a two-piece swimsuit for the first time ever 👏💖. We talk about the wedding traditions we’d totally skip (bye, bouquet toss 💐✌️), and the desserts that make us absolutely weak—looking at you, cheesecake 🍫🍪. Plus, Bria in DC tells us about her Crazy First Date where she gave the creepy guy at the gym a shot…and how it went terribly wrong. Plus, we get the answer ...
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June 18, 2025 • 26 mins
Have you ever had to explain something to an adult twice? From explaining the difference between suit and suite (again) to uncovering why the P.S. was really just the B.S., we're diving into all the things that make us go, "Wait, what?" 😅 We share more on things from 20 years ago that totally disappeared. Plus, we take your calls on the unconventional things you find weirdly attractive, and we get the answer to our Nearly Impossib...
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June 17, 2025 • 26 mins
More listeners share why they feel like you deserve a parade? 🥁 There’s some wild reasons why! Then we get into the stories behind your weirdest nicknames (Spoiler: Muff was one of them 😂). Plus, we’re throwing it back to the early 2000s—what disappeared and what you miss most. Plus, we get the answer to our Nearly Impossible Question!
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June 16, 2025 • 27 mins
Ever feel like you deserve a full-on parade for surviving the week? SAME. This episode, we’re talking about the activities you actually enjoy doing with your kids (yes, they exist and no, they don’t all involve glitter). Toby gives us his Father’s Day recap—including the good, the sweet, and the very chaotic. Then it’s your turn: we play Fill in the Blank—what’s your “I deserve a parade” moment? Plus, a new edition of Make Your Mon...
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June 13, 2025 • 24 mins
🚴♂️💥 Today on Toby + Chilli in the Morning…
Robert Tepper kicked off our Morning Mindset with a throwback lyric from 1985:
“There’s no easy way out, there’s no shortcut home.” (Translation: adulting is hard, sorry. 😅)
Then at 6:25A, our Nearly Impossible Question gave us a surprising shortcut to workplace happiness:
Q: Want to feel happier at work?
A: Ride your bike there. Apparently, sweating before spreadsheets is the secret.
🎉 Sh...
Robert Tepper kicked off our Morning Mindset with a throwback lyric from 1985:
“There’s no easy way out, there’s no shortcut home.” (Translation: adulting is hard, sorry. 😅)
Then at 6:25A, our Nearly Impossible Question gave us a surprising shortcut to workplace happiness:
Q: Want to feel happier at work?
A: Ride your bike there. Apparently, sweating before spreadsheets is the secret.
🎉 Sh...
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