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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Eight six, six, nine, two, seven, forty three sixty one
is the number.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's April Fool's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We want to talk to you about an April Fool's
prank you were a part of.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Can I see the talk back microphone? If you want to?
Toby and Chilly in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You're at ninety seven point one watch FM and thankfully Chilli,
we were just comparing notes. We haven't been a part
of anything super elaborate.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, because we don't trust anybody.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
No, No, I mean I played part in a prank
where somebody left there. Remember AOL had instant message. Yes, yeah,
Well we used to run this radio station I worked
at with instant messengers, and so myself and the guy
who did mornings at the time, God rest his soul,
we would hijack the people's aim and we would send
notes to people.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And one of the notes we sent was to.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Our boss saying that I quit, and we sent it
from someone else who's still, by the way, works here.
That's about as far as we ever took it because
she got really upset, you know, the guy.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Thinking that it was la cool.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
That's why I don't take part in prank, because revenge
is a thing. And today my advice to anybody is
just don't trust anybody.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, remember that karma will come knocking.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Just because it's April Fool's Day doesn't mean it's okay, Toby,
it's chilly in the morning, it's ninety seven point one
watch FM. However, there have been branks played, Jessica, what
went down with this spider?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
A couple of years ago, my husband put like a
sake tarantula in like my lamp next to my bed.
So when I woke up in the morning and I
turned the light on, it was there. I screamed so loud.
I swear he took like three.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Years off my life.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I was so mad, But at least now I kind of,
you know, expected, So.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
If my husband try to pull that, he'd be sleeping
on the couch for.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
A long time.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
By the way, thank you so much for jumping into
the conversation this morning in Woodbridge. Now let's go to April.
Who's in Kensington? What happened with the mayonnaise on a sandwich?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
So my sister one time filled my mayo with toothpaste.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
She knew that I made a cherry sandwich every morning,
and she knows you scooped out all.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The mayo and put in tons of toothpaste.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It was disgusting and wasteful, but thank you for calling
to share that story with us.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We're glad we weren't you.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's ninety seven point one wash FM Toby and Chilly
in the Morning on this April Fools Day. So how
did you get fooled? Or how did you fool someone?
Give us a call and tell us all about it.
We can't wait to hear your stories. It's Toby and
Chilly in the morning, continues and on the way another
one of your crazy first date stories Facebook, the dating
(02:34):
app catfishing.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What do they all have in common? You don't want
to miss this. Next, it's Toby and Chili.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's crazy first day Tita and Woodbridge, Chilly and I
are listening.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Drop your story on us. Please.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
I started talking to this guy. Everything was going good,
you know, getting to know him. He's good to know me.
We finally decided to meet up in person, so we
agreed to meet. I don't all like in a public area,
and so I'm there waiting for this person and I
don't see nobody that matches the picture. Who I've been
talking to online. So I put my phone out and
(03:14):
I start calling the guy and I hear a phone
ringing around me. But the phone that's ringing around me
is not the same person that I've been talking to online.
It's a whole different person. So I'm like, I'm talking
to him on the phone and he was like, I'm here,
and I turn around and I'm like, this is not
who I've been talking to this whole time. And he's like,
I'm sorry. And I was like, why are you a
(03:35):
grown man being somebody else, like pretending to be on
another grown man? Like who is he in the picture?
Where did you even get these pictures from? And he
came to explain nothing to me, like he just kept
staying sorry, and so I was just so confused. I
was like, who still does this? So I just had
to act like I was going to go to the bathroom,
and so I never came back.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well, you know, to your point in this DNA, it
takes a lot of you know what to cat fish
somebody that you're gonna meet up with in person. He
he actually thought that he could charm himself a chance.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Yes, after that, I didn't even go back, and he
kept calling me. I had to block him on Facebook
because there's no way, Like he was trying to apologize,
but there's no what you're not explaining to me what
made you do this? And like why why couldn't you
just be yourself?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Look, I know you pulled the dua liipa Houdini on him,
but was he at least hot?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No?
Speaker 8 (04:29):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
De to that story is crazy. Now my question is
this Chili, and I want to know do you have
a crazy first daid story?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
If so, you gotta call us right now eight sixty
six ninety two seven forty three sixty one and tell
us that story because.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It could mean tickets to go see Cindy Lapper at
Jiffy Lube live in July thanks to Live Nation.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
If you're a girl who just wants to have fun
or a guy with a girl who wants to have fun,
call now eight sixty six nine two seven forty three
sixty one. You're this story makes the show that means
you went Kindra and Tacoma Park is hanging on the
line to talk to us about in April fool's prank
that she had played on her were Toby and Chilly
in the morning. It's ninety seven point one Watch FM
(05:12):
and eight sixty six nine two seven forty three sixty
one Talkbacks Wide Open too. Chilli and I were talking
about some of the ones that we may or may
not have been involved in earlier, and we kind of
came to the conclusion that karma is a thing, so
be very careful if you tempt fate.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Today, and if something is too good to be true today,
it's probably a fake.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
April Fool's prank? Now, Kendra, what happened?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Oh my goodness, So a couple of April Fools days ago,
my cousins took my phone and texted my ex that
I was still in love with him, which I saw
that and immediately started crying because I had broken his
heart and I felt horrible. And later on they revealed
that they actually changed my cousin's name in the contact
(05:52):
of his name, so luckily it wasn't real. It was
just a prank, but I was freaked out.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh my god, that is traumatizing.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
And couldn't there be a rule, Toby that if you're
going to prank somebody today, let them off the hook
pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well, Chilly, yes, yes, I agree with you, And Kendra
that's what they should have done for you instead of
making you cry. I mean, that's exact. Remember what we
said about that Karma thing. And thanks for calling. It's
eight sixty six nineteen seven forty three sixty one Toby
and Chilly in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Speaking of Karma, Jay and Lanham. What happened When I
was a kid, I was in the Scouts.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I was one of the older Scouts at the time,
and the younger kids were Some of them are cool,
and some of them were jerks. One of our friends
his parents sent a care package with chocolate laxatives, so
the kids who were jerks got a little of that,
and there're some more, and then we watched them run
to the outhouse all night.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And that's the last time y'all got bullied.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Karen hanging in Anne and Dale this morning. What happened?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
This was before I had a cell phone that had
an automatic update of time and gate. But I had
a boyfriend that changed the time just three hours later,
and so when I woke up, I thought I was
late for work, and I was so mad.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
And when I found out.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
The truth, I was so mad. I didn't talk to
him for a week, and he did it to every
clock in the house and my car.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's some serious dedication right there.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It was thorough.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
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