All Episodes

October 24, 2024 28 mins
Where’s the worst place you’ve lost your phone. Toby shares the wild places he’s lost his. KFC is trying to help people fall asleep with this common noise at the fast food chain. Halloween or Christmas, what’s the craziest holiday decorations you’ve seen? Plus, Kim in D.C. shares her Crazy First Date story and we get the answer to our Nearly Impossible Question.
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Toby and Chili mornings on demand on ninety seven point
one Wash Up Out.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's a good way to start your day feeling good
before five, because there's always something to feel good about.
Ninety seven point one Wash Up Them, Toby and Chili
in the morning. Chili, let's start with you. What are
you feeling good about this morning before five?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Well, the town of Vienna where I live, how their
annual traditional Halloween parade last night down Maple Avenue and
we got to go enjoy a little bit of it
last night.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
How much candy did your son get? And has he
already ready to stash none? You won't let him have any?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
No, he didn't even want any.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Oh really, he just wanted to go to the parade.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Correct, And you know why he wanted to go to
the parade.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'll give you one guess, because well, you don't mean
to tell you right now.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I can't get past the meat that was your son's
age candy.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Do you know I shouldn't have put you on the spot.
He wanted to wear his costume. This gets better. He wanted,
I go, you're gonna wear.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It like next week? I thought he was, Yeah, but
I want to wear it more than once. No, he said, yes,
but not enough people will see me in it. So
he and a lot of kids do go to the
parade to watch it. So I thought that was really
funny how he wanted to parade himself.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Wow, you know, like be like, look at what I am.
That apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Come on
now and into putting on a show like his mama.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
He's an inflatable toilet, just like his mama.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Wait a minute, really what he is?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
He really is.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Get out of here. He's an inflatable toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I'll have to post a picture.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Do they have a Disney version of that? For this
run Disney thing?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I gotta do next week because I'll go to Disney toilet.
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
It's an inflatable toilet with a man sitting doing his business.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Well, that is great.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
That has got to be the most incredible costume ever.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
A toilet. Yeah, nothing says fun.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Like a dude on the john is a Halloween costume?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, and he had a plunger and all.
But how about you.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
What Hopefully he didn't have any free holies refer tos
prior to putting on said costume.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Now, for me. It's a little thing.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
This morning, Like you know, I rolled into I was
waiting on my salid to get done this morning over
at the twenty four hour subway by where I live,
and there's seven eleven next door to it. And I
rolled into the seven eleven and I always look at
the fountain drinks, and I saw that they had zero
sugar peach iced tea Snapple. I was like, I literally

(02:17):
dumped what I had in the cup, put new ice
in it and got it. Just because you never see that.
I'm like, yo, mind, and I'll be going back there
till they're done. Hey, And I swear I hope that
they never run out of it. I can't stand it
when you go in there wanting something and then they
don't have it, and then you're like mmmm. But anyway, well,
between iced tea and potty costumes, we're having an incredible

(02:39):
morning so far. You eight six six wash FM, the
number one. Feel free to jump in and get involved
this morning, and thank you for waking up with us
coming up in a few minutes. This is the worst
anxiety on the planet. Have you ever left your phone somewhere?
There's a woman who went viral on the internet. Who
left her phone someplace? We'll talk about it and we'll

(03:00):
hear your stories too. Coming up, Where is the worst
place you left your phone? Let's just jump in, shall
we and talk about it? Ninety seven point one watch
FM Toby and Chilly in the morning. And the number
for you to call right now is eight six six
nine two seven forty three sixty one. Streaming us talk
back works if you're signed in two that's the microphone
press and sent us a voice not because sometimes that's

(03:20):
just easier. A woman has gone viral in a video
because she lost it on a frontier flight. Not a
flight crew, but the crew that takes care of you at.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
The terminal, because you left her phone at the gate
and she did not want to take off without her phone. Look,
I get it, a lot of information is in our
phone and we're attached to it.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
But that kind of meltdown is a little X.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Yeah, she went a little bit nuts.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
You gotta realize somebody somewhere has always got a video
on their phone, yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Or a camera on their phone.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
What's the craziest or weirdest thing that's happened with your
phone like that you've left behind her loss like.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
That if I narrow it down to one.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
There was a time that I literally lost a BlackBerry
in the Gulf of Mexico.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Oh my god, how like just fell off?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh like off a boat.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
It just fell out of my my Oh my god.
What's it called my swimsuits?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Now you can't fish for that?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Well, literally, you can't fish for what about you?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I don't want to say it because it'll jinx me.
But I've never lost my phone.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
When you hear screams in the direction of Vienna today,
you will realize she has jinxters. Now I'm sorry, Silver Spring. Leslie,
good morning, We're Toby and Chilly in the morning. The
worst place you left your phone, which is strong on
top of.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
My car, and of course I drove away without even
realizing it. I didn't even notice until I heard a thud,
and then I thought bouncing down the street in my
rear view mirror.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Oh god, Leslie.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I hope that you had a really good case so
it could protect it.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
More some insurance. Oh lord, I see the note on
this one. Richard, good morning. In fair facts, what happened
with your phone?

Speaker 5 (04:49):
I once left my phone in the bathroom at a bar.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I went back and got it.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
And a few days later I was looking through my
pictures someone took a picture.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Of their you know what they left behind in the toilet.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh no, that'll teach me to keep a closer eye
on my phone for sure. Thank you for jumping in
this morning. Where did you leave your phone? What happened?
We love your story, so tap to talk back microphone.
If you're signed in listening to us on your iHeart app.
Toby and Chilly in the Morning at ninety seven point
one WASHFM, leave us a message. We're not going to
judge because we could be you. And if you need

(05:21):
a little inspiration stay there. Your morning mindset for this
Thursday is on the way. Next Good budding Toby and
Chilly in the Morning on ninety seven point one wash FM.
Let's talk about you right now and your headspace.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
We're gonna try to get you into a better morning
mindset with a quote.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Brian Tracy says, this morning, you have within you right now.
You have within you right now everything you need to
deal with whatever the world can throw at you.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Brian Tracy says, you have within you right now everything
you need to deal with whatever the world can throw
at you. You may not, but listen to yourself for
a minute. Listen to yourself when it comes to the
stress and anxiety that you might be facing. Maybe you
don't want to get out of bed this morning going
to work. Look, you've got it within you to conquer
all of this. Whatever the world throws at you today,

(06:13):
you'll nail like one Soto. See what I did there?
I miss him too. And that's your morning mindset from
Brian Tracy. You have within you right now everything you
need to deal with, whatever the world can throw at you.
Hopefully that helps you, and hopefully it helps somebody you know.
If it does, send the link their way. Toby and
Chili page WASHFM dot Com. Entertainment News, Showbiz Buzz.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Liam Payne's body hasn't even left Argentina yet and there's
already a documentary streaming What about his death?

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
On Hulu?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Wow Yeah Wow Yeah. And the man just have a
minute to rest.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I've been not According to ABC, we got the details
on the way all right.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
In the world of entertainments, we've got the news. It's
called Chowbi's buzz. Chili's been working on it. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Liam Pain's buy.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
He hasn't even left Argentina yet and already there's a
documentary streaming on Hulu about his death. So ABC produced
One Direction Liam Payne's Final Days and it is available
beginning today. ABC News is going to be giving the
latest updates on the investigation into Liam's death, and the
program is also going to be featuring some archival interviews

(07:20):
from One Direction members which date back to their formation
on The X Factor. Dua Lipa's Special Concert at London's
Royal Albert Hall is coming to television.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
The show was a huge one.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
It featured a fifty three piece orchestra, fourteen choir people
and Sir Elton John and evening with Duaalipa. By the way,
it's going to be airing on CBS December fifteenth. All right,
here's another documentary you should know about. It's on Netflix.
It's a two part documentary about Jerry Springer Fights Camera
Action that's coming January seventh, and it's going to really

(07:54):
delve into the rise of that controversial tabloid talk show
that was a huge hit in the nineties. The docuseries
is going to feature insider testimonials, produce your interviews and
also insights from former guests revealing the very darker aspects
of that show and the havoc it caused. And finally,
Olivia Munn is highlighting breast cancer awareness in a new

(08:16):
SKIMS campaign, revealing her double mistectomy scars.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
So Skims initially planned to.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Cover up those scars with makeup, but Olivia said, no, no, no,
I want to show them instead.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
And that is your show, Buz buzz And if.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
You stay right there, we'll get you the news Top
Stories at the top of the Hour DC, because we
thrive on news in this town. Stay there, get it
right around six as Toby and Chilly in the Money.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Continues Top Stories Top of the Hour.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Vice President Kamala Harris is planning a huge rally on
the National Mall on Tuesday. Campaign sources say she's going
to make a speech that'll service her quote closing argument
on why she should be elected President. Prince George's County
police investigating after Amana allegedly went onto a school bus
that was carrying students yesterday afternoon and was driven to DC.

(09:03):
Police think the man may have been involved in a
fight on Suitland Road before he got on that bus
and They're also looking into reports that the bus driver
actually knew the suspect. DC pizza chain is removing a
controversial item from its menu after a firestorm of criticism
and calls for a boycott. The CEO of A Pizza
apologized yesterday and said that the dessert item Marion Barry Knotts,

(09:27):
would be immediately discontinued. The Maryland State Board of Education
has given final approval to a controversial literacy policy that
calls for holding back third grade students who aren't meeting
reading standards.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Now.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Under this plan, parents can still insist that their kids
be allowed to advance to the fourth grade, but they
also have to agree to enroll their child in a
free supplemental reading support program. And finally, according to a
recent survey on average people say kids should stop trick
or treating when they're thirteen and a half. Huh now,
twenty five percent say, look, kids should get to trick

(10:03):
or treat for as long as they want to. Forecast
for today, sonny, but windy and cooler than it's been.
Eyes in the upper sixties right now sixty in Gaithersburg.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
The'b bey and chilli in the morning. What is this chili.
You want me to hear something.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yes, it's actually like a white noise sound that could
maybe help you go to sleep.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
But I want to know if you can identify it.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, Okay, that's gonna get interesting because I haven't heard
this yet. Stay there, and if you feel like you
want to jump into any conversation you have eight sixty
six nine two seven forty three sixty one.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Let's hear no pun intended? What this is? Coming up?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Top stories Top of the Hour.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Vice President Kamala Harris is planning a huge rally on
the National Mall on Tuesday. Campaign sources say she's going
to make a speech that'll service her quote closing argument
on why she should be elected President. Prince George's County
police investigating after a man allegedly went onto a school
that was carrying students yesterday afternoon and was driven to DC.

(11:04):
Police think the man may have been involved in a
fight on Suitland Road before he got on that bus,
and they're also looking into reports that the bus driver.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Actually knew the suspect.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
DC pizza chain is removing a controversial item from its
menu after a firestorm of criticism and calls for a boycott.
The CEO of a Pizza apologized yesterday and said that
the dessert item Marion Barry Knotts would be immediately discontinued.
The Maryland State Board of Education is given final approval

(11:34):
to a controversial literacy policy that calls for holding back
third grade students who aren't meeting reading standards.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Now.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Under this plan, parents can still insist that their kids
be allowed to advance to the fourth grade, but they
also have to agree to enroll their child in a
free supplemental reading support program. And finally, according to a
recent survey on average people say kids should stop trick
or treating when they're thirteen and a half. Huh Now,
twenty five percent say, look, kids should get to trick

(12:04):
or treat for as long as they want to. Forecast
for today, sonny, but windy and cooler than it's been.
Highs in the upper sixties right now sixty in Gaithersburg.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Toby and chilli in the morning. What is this chili?
You want me to hear something?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yes, it's actually like a white noise sound that could
maybe help you go to sleep.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
But I want to know if you can identify it.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, Okay, it's gonna get interesting because I haven't heard
this yet. Stay there, and if you feel like you
want to jump into any conversation you have eight sixty
six ninet two seven forty three sixty one. Let's hear
no pun intended. What this is coming up? Chilli, you've
got something you say you want me to hear this morning.
It's ninety seven point one watch FM Toby and Chilly

(12:45):
in the Morning. Eight sixty six nine two seven forty
three sixty one. That's now iumber feel free to call
and get involved. What am I doing over here?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
All right?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
So if you like to sleep, to listen to some
sort of sound effect. I want you to identify what
this is.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
White noise sounds like rain on a tin roof with
a thunderstorm in the background somewhere I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Nope, not even close.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
No, No, that is Kentucky fried chicken frying in a
pan or in a fryer.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
You mean to tell me KFC has created fried chicken
white noise?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, well, they're partnering up with Patch for this opportunity
for you to download and listen to that to fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
I mean, do you think you could fall asleep listening
to fried chicken. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Now that you say that it's fried chicken, that changes
the paradigm. Well, fried chicken is white noise.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well, apparently you thought it was rain, so it works
for you. When I hear that, I hear splatters of
oil and my fingers burning when I'm reaching in with tong,
so I be twitching all the time, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
I can't. I can't be listening to that.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Now you say that, and it's like, oh great, We've
got to clean up all this stuff we deep fried.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Exactly My point, how.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Is that going to help somebody's sleep? White noise is
supposed to help somebody relax, not make them think of
unpleasant things like cleaning or burning themselves.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
You're saying they ruined it for you by telling me
what it was.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Can we just go back to rain on a tin
roof and a thunderstorm coming in the distance.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Shelby and Chilly's nearly impossible question.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Question this morning is sixty five percent of adults are
still using this despite it being for kids?

Speaker 4 (14:28):
What is it all?

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Right?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Derek Hoff Dancing with the Stars. You might know him
because he's won all those miraballs. Well, he's got his
own tour and he's coming to MGM National Harbor.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
I want to think that's Thanksgiving week. Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
And thanks to Live Nation, we can get you. And
if you can answer that question, call eight sixty six
wash FM, the number one right Now, here's the question again.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Sixty five percent of adults are still using this despite
it being for kids.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
The Great Derek Hoff MGM National Harbor on November twenty fourth,
Thank you Live Nation. If you know the answer, call now,
we'll all learn what the answer is because of your intelligence,
and you'll win these tickets to see Derek Kuff.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Call now the game on Toby.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
And Chill's nearly Impossible question.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Here comes the question again.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Sixty five percent of adults are still using this despite
it being for kids.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Aubrey boy? Good morning, Shawna. How are you today?

Speaker 5 (15:20):
I'm fine?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
How are you good? You'll be even better if you win.
You've got the question, what's your guess?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
A piggy bank?

Speaker 5 (15:28):
What you know about a piggy bank?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
You still got one?

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Everyone does?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, mine's just empty and it's sitting on my desk
at home.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Oh stop wait, Shauna you and Toby both have an
actual physical piggy bank.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Yeah, I got one from my bank. It's blue.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's a little pig what you just keep your loose
change that you find out your pocket. But I would
put change in it all the time.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Oh, I call that my jar. I didn't realize you
guys actually have a nice official place.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Well, you know, some people have a jar.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Some people have a little bank of a little piggy bank,
and you know, then you go to point star in
the jar, the piggy bank becomes empty.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Exactly. That's right.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Well you tour onto something because it looks like yeah,
sixty five percent of adults still use a piggybank.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
That means you're gonna go see Derek Huff of Dancing
with the Stars fame when he comes to MGM National Harbor.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Thank you, tickets are yours.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
You'll be there with your mirror ball in hand watching
him do his dancing thing GiB rating.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Thanks to Live Nation, these tickets are yours. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
You're welcome for people who are listening to us, right
whomad want to go? Say Derek Huff, all you did
to do is go get the details at Wascheff dot
com but you don't have to worry about that.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
You've won. Thank you, welcome. The news is on.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
The way, Top stories, top of the hour.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
The Department of Justice has a warning for Elon Musk.
Those million dollar payments to voters could be illegal. So
he's been conducting a lottery in seven swing states. And
to enter the daily giveaway, you've got to be a
registered voter, and you have to sign a petition supporting
the first and second amendments. More than sixteen hundred Virginians
have had their voter registrations canceled since August under a

(17:12):
state program that the Justice Department and advocacy groups contend
is illegal. The Justice Department alleges that Virginia is violating
federal law by removing alleged non citizens from the voter
rolls during a ninety day quiet period right before the
November election. Leaders of Montgomery County Public Schools are shuffling

(17:32):
around some expenses after they learned that thirty nine million
dollars in state aid will not be coming because of
errors that were made on a submission form. The superintendent
is now recommending that nearly eighteen million dollars be pulled
from several school construction projects to cover a good chunk.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Of that expected funding gap.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Preparations are underway for the thirty seventh annual seventeenth Street
High Heel Race in DC on Tuesday. There's even a
new street mural right at the corner of seventeen than
our streets related to the event and Amazon Prime members,
you can now enjoy fuel discounts at around seven thousand.
BP and Amco gas stations members can save ten cents

(18:12):
a gallon by linking their Amazon account with Ernifi, which
is BP's loyalty program. Forecast today Sonny Windy High's around
sixty eight right now sixty in Centreville.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
You know what comes with the festive season decorations, not
just Halloween, but also Christmas. Some people have their Christmas
stuff up already. It's not too early. Lots of people
with Halloween decorations. To what's the craziest you've seen? Want
to hear from you about this, so give us a
call out. Have you seen something ridiculous?

Speaker 5 (18:43):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
May six, six, nine two seven forty three sixty one.
That's the number. Talkbags wide open too. If you're signed
into your iHeart app, you can send us a message
tell us about that crazy decoration. We've got some more
to say about it. With you coming up as Toby
and Chilly in the Morning, continue, maybe you would agree
that one of the most fun times of the festive
season would be all of the decorations that go up

(19:04):
on houses, not just Halloween, but also Christmas. Ninety seven
point one watch FM Toby and Chilly in the Morning
eight six, six, nine two seven forty three sixty one
is the number. Have you seen any crazy decorations so far?
As we close in on Halloween.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I honestly think people are just trying to outdo themselves.
I feel like there's a competition every year to see
who can have the most outrageous one on the block.
Because as we were searching for some decorations, I came
across an actual like body bag duct tape situation that
they're selling so you could put it on your front lawn.
I'm thinking to myself, why are we getting away from

(19:39):
just a jack of lantern.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
He was reading a story speaking to Jack of Lannerns
of a guy who's carved like one hundred and forty
Jack of lannerns. Oh, not real pumpkins, but those faux
pumpkins that you can buy like at the art supply store.
My god, Yeah, he's apparently it's a thing for him.
So he's carving vases of everybody putting him in his
yard and people come from miles around to see it.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Do you do anything?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Do you decorate or try to be crazy and zany
in your Christmas?

Speaker 5 (20:04):
But not Halloween, not Halloween.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
No Halloween to me, that's that I'd need a little
more yard to go zany.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
The craziest thing we have, and it's not truly crazy,
is you know that scream, the yeah scream as he's
coming out of the grass. Does that make sense? Like
he's almost like he's half buried in our lawn the
way we set it up with.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Uh yeah, Well, you know, I'm always wondered about the
cul de Sac. What was it back in the day?
Was it some sort of a graveyard that nobody told
anybody about?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Because that would make sense.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
No, that's not that crazy?

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Eight six six WASHEFM?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
The number one eight six six nineteen seven forty three
sixty one talk back also works if you're signed in
listening to your iHeart apps, spam us and tell us
about the craziest decorations you've seen.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Now we're gonna stay on the crazy topic. Let's talk
about Kim and DC's crazy first date.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Lord have mercy.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
There are some things you just don't need to say
on a first date.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
And next we'll hear what happened when you do. Don't move.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's Toby and Chilly. It's crazy first.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Day him in DC. Good morning, we're listening.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
This was a long time ago, probably about thirty years ago.
I was in South Florida. I was actually in the
Air Force, and a friend of mine had set me
up with someone else in the Air Force, and we
were all We lived in the dorms on base, and
so we went out to dinner. He took me to
a Mexican restaurant and I ordered extra sour cream and
extra guacamole. When I ordered it, he said, Wow, why

(21:27):
don't you just ductate that to your size? Oh no, yeah,
And I was mortified because I was like barely twenty,
and so I was mortified. So the conversation kind of
died there. We ate our food and tosked a little bit,
and then went back back to the base and went
our separate ways and never saw him again.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
He definitely needed a little lesson on what not to
say to a woman on a date.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Exactly did you ever go.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Back to the original person who set you guys up
and tell them what happened.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
So, my friend Carol, we're still friends to this day
and we laugh about it all the time, Like anytime
we get together, if there is sour cream or guacamole
in the area, we always say, remember, remember that guy,
that jerk, And she kind of didn't know him well.
He was a friend of a friend, so it was
just a whole removed situation, but we still laugh about it.
He was a really skinny guy, and I do a

(22:23):
big thighs, but they're muscular, and so I think he
was just little intimidated by my big thighs.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
His place.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
No on a first date to talk about the size
of anybody's thighs, I know.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
Tell me that dust dates the sour cream and guacamole
to my thighs. And at twenty, that is mortifying for
a young lady.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
No, there's nothing okay about that.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
It doesn't matter if you're twenty, it doesn't matter if
you're forty, it doesn't matter if you're sixty. You don't
talk about somebody's body. You're right like that on a
first date, especially if you're on a date because you're
trying to I mean, you're trying to do date things.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
It was horrifying at the time.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I'm guessing that he didn't try to reach out to
you in any way, shape or form, right, he probably
got the message.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
No, Well, now you got to think about who you
want to take to something else.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
We love to send you to go see Mariah Carey,
Capital Win Arena, December first, thanks to our friends at
Live Nation. Oh thank you.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
I think I'll take my friend Carol set me up
with that.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Really, she won't mind.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
You got extra gualk in sour cream.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
That's right exactly, and we'll have sour cream and gualk at.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
The show around here.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Your crazy first dates can get your stuff. When you
tell us your story at eight six, six, nine, two, seven,
forty three sixty one, good or bad, it.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Could mean tickets to go see Trans Siberian Orchestra, Capital
Win Arena, December twenty, third floor seats at that call.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Now, good story means you win.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
And remember, just because you think it may not be
good doesn't mean it is, and you should tell it anyway,
so call now and stay there for the news.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Top stories to the Vice President.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Kamala Harris is planning a large rally on the National
Mall on Tuesday. Sources say that she plans to make
a speech that's going to give her closing argument on
why she should be elected President. McDonald's is now addressing
the Ecali outbreak that's linked to the quarter pounder Hamburger,
removing them from twenty percent of US stores because of
suspected contamination from raw onions. That outbreak has sickened forty

(24:26):
nine people in ten states, resulting in one death. Prince
George's County police are investigating after a man allegedly boarded
a school bus carrying students yesterday afternoon and was driven
into DC. Police think the man may have been involved
in a fight right beforehand, and they're also investigating reports
that the bus driver knew the suspect. DC pizza chain

(24:49):
is removing a controversial item from its menu after a
firestorm of criticism and calls for a boycott. The CEO
of and Pizza apologized yesterday and said that the dessert item,
Marion Barry Knotts, would be immediately discontinued. And according to
a recent survey, seventy seven percent of women believe they
have a sixth sense, and fifty six percent say they

(25:12):
trust their intuition, especially moms. The survey says that gut
feeling is right about seventy percent of the time, especially
when it comes to meeting new people and also making
major life decisions.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Forecast for today, it's gonna be sunny and windy.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Hi's only in the upper sixties right now, fifty eight
in Montgomery Village.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Hey, grab the phone or tap the talk back microphone.
You can use that if you're signed into your iHeart app.
Listening to ninety seven point one was CHEFM. W'ere Toby
and Chilly the wanting you press it, you leave us
some message or you call us at eight six six
ninet two seven forty three sixty one. That's eight sixty
six was CHEFM the number one. Tell us about the
craziest decoration you've ever seen? It could be Halloween, could

(25:51):
be Christmas, could be something completely different. What was the
craziest you tell us? Can't wait to hear. We'll get
to this next. It's almost like a strange sense of
irony that we're talking about the most crazy decorations you've
ever seen. The craziest decorations either for Halloween or Christmas
that you've ever seen were Toby and Chilly in the

(26:12):
Morning ninety seven point one wash CHEFM. Your calls at
eight six six wash FM the number one. But this
morning on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
There's a woman who's gone viral for her Terror Swift
decorations on her front lawn. She has skeletons dressed in
different Taylor Swift eras costumes.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
See that's crazy, classy, pop culture crazy, you know, because
Taylor Swift is the biggest shiniest thing in the pulp
pop culture universe. Absolutely almost said pulp, but you know, hey,
maybe you never know. Eight six six wash chef M
the number one. We're talking about it this morning. And
this is interesting because Ron who's listening this morning in Bethesda.

(26:52):
It's in the same vein as that whole body bag
you were talking about you saw for a yard decoration
on Amazon.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Yeah, that's right. How can it be worse than that?

Speaker 6 (27:01):
I once saw a giant electric chair with the mannequin
in it.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Oh, I think I know where this is going.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
When it was turned on.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
The mannequins shook violently and just lit up.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
The argument could be made that Debt's taking it a
bit too crazy and overboard. It was the most elaborate
homemade thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
If you think I would trust the candy that that
house is given out, you're crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
And crazy is not just limited to Halloween. Crazy can
also include people who go way overboard for Christmas. Shelby
and Winchester.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
At a friend holiday party.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
She has a giant inflatable Shanna today on the roof.
It was wearing sunglasses and holding a six pack of beer.
The show out there, but it totally such a fun
like laid backside party, like.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
The parrot Head Jimmy Buffett version of Santa.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Gifts to the left, gifts to the right.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
That's a good one, but I was thinking of another
Jimmy Buffett song.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh you mean, like, why don't we get drunken?

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
What more? Toby and Jilly head over to washupm dot
com or the ice Art radio app.
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Are You A Charlotte?

Are You A Charlotte?

In 1997, actress Kristin Davis’ life was forever changed when she took on the role of Charlotte York in Sex and the City. As we watched Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte navigate relationships in NYC, the show helped push once unacceptable conversation topics out of the shadows and altered the narrative around women and sex. We all saw ourselves in them as they searched for fulfillment in life, sex and friendships. Now, Kristin Davis wants to connect with you, the fans, and share untold stories and all the behind the scenes. Together, with Kristin and special guests, what will begin with Sex and the City will evolve into talks about themes that are still so relevant today. "Are you a Charlotte?" is much more than just rewatching this beloved show, it brings the past and the present together as we talk with heart, humor and of course some optimism.

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!

Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.