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April 12, 2024 • 27 mins
Coffee Apocalypse is coming! The beans are running low in the world. The present moment lasts 15 seconds. Things that were once affordable, but now aren't. What is something you always use of your neighbors and they don't mind? Plus we get the answer to our Nearly Impossible Question!
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Toby and Chili Mornings on Demand onninety seven point one wash Out. Hey,
did you get some rest last night? I managed to get a good
afternoon slumber in yesterday because we're goingto need all the energy we can must
for tomorrow, ma'am. Ninety sevenpoint one wash FM, Toby and Chilly
in the morning. It's the CherryBlossom Parade, y'all. Yes it is.

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It's a long Constitution Avenue from tento noon. Toby and I are
going to be announcing it again.And of course I've been checking the forecast
and no rain tomorrow from your lipsto God's ears, well, I mean
mother nature for now. I meanI think we can trust the day before
when it comes to something like this. It's not a snowcall, where that's
not always right. But for rain, there's no rain and there might be

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so there might be some winds andbreeze. When it comes to balloons in
a parade, that doesn't work sowell we've seen and that's the only that's
the only question mark. I amcurious, like how the volunteers are going
to be hanging on. Yeah,they walked Constitution. You know what was

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stressing me yesterday? Was how wewere going to get there, because one
year I ubered and I still hadto go quite the distance walking because roads
are closed and it's just a completenightmare. The mistake you made that year
that was your first year, Ithink no, this was because you wore
the first year. They came backafter the gimmick. No, that first
year, I wore face. Excusan, I got blisters. It's not that.

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But I drive, and I havesecret parking areas that I can before
they shut down all the roads andstuff. And also I think you and
I have a special parking Yeah,I saw that, but I decided I
was going to take Metro, andI went back and forth yesterday with the
new GM of Metro on X formerlyknown as Twitter and Boy they responded right
away and told me, like whatI should take, where I should get

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off. And I'll tell you what. I would not mind taking Metro down
and then just going up an escalatorand being boom close enough that like,
oh hey here I am. Youknow what I mean. There's a lot
of variables that go into Metro thataren't in your control, like when you
would drive. But I'm gonna trustit, so I'm gonna be a man
of the people tomorrow morning. That'sit, Just bank enough time to get
there. Well, that's the point, because what I don't want to do

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is read this entire binder full ofannouncements by myself. I have no voice.
I'll have no voice calling in sickon Monday. I'll bring us some
hauls by the way, because wind, cold and whatnot. That's not the
best thing for the voice anyway.But come and join us, all right,
be a part of the freight ifyou need the details. Washefm dot
com coming up in a few minuteson this Friday. As we get into
Toby and Chilly in the Morning,coffee apocalypse? What what is this?

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Coffee beans are going away? Wellabout that? Stay there more in the
eighty six six nineteen seven forty threesix two ons or number. We're Toby
and Chilly in the Morning here atninety seven point one wash CHEFM, where
the talkback microphone is also wide open. If you're listening this early, signed
into your iHeart app, tap andspeak and send us a voice note.
The coffee apocalypse is upon us.Are you ready for coffee that's not made

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with coffee beans? Yep? Youmight not have a choice soon, because
you know what they're kicking around thecampfire there, chili to change our coffee
in the morning. Yeah, chickpeas. Instead, this is not a good
thing for people who are sitting inline right now at Starbucks waiting to get
their java this morning. Well,the Slate article was talking about how climate
change is expected to shift the areaswhere coffee can grow, with some researcher

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saying that the most suitable land forcoffee is going to shrink by more than
half by the year twenty fifty.So I guess they're looking at alternate is
keep us going? No? Well, look, no, a beamless coffee.
I don't care what kind of copwhatever you want to call it.
Yeah, I just need the caffeinecomponent. And if it tastes good,
I whatever, Just put it ina thing and give it to me.

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I'll take it. I respect yourfeelings, but I would offer this is
just something to chew on this morning, chickpea. Why mess with a good
thing? Why do I want theactive ingredient in hummus to be a part
of my coffee? Well, becausebecause I just told you why researchers are
saying we're going to run out ofland to grow them beans. I understand

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that, but I don't or climbingperiod. Don't mess with a good thing.
Find ways to save these coffee forestsor whatever they are. The Blue
Mountain in Jamaica, wherever that youget your coffee, I don't know,
but like, can we please?Just like I like to grind my beans,
I've never tried to grind chickpeas.I think chickpeas belonging a what's it

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called food? What's it called processor? But don't not coffee. Here's what
I will say. They said,the year twenty fifty is when we're gonna
run out of It's going to bereduced in half the coffee bean land years.
Well, you and I are notgoing to eat I mean, come
on, yeah, we're going tobe retired. We're going to be drinking
something a little stronger than coffee bythe lake. I'll text you when I

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see that at Starbucks. Hey,they changed the Starbucks logo there at Jillihower
things over at Acetic Island. Whocares? That's right, I come retired.
I don't need to get up it, you know, midnight anymore.
Ninety seven point one WASHFM if youwant to read more about the pending coffee
apocalypse, we got you to Tobyand CHILIPAGEASHFM dot com. Well, get

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your mind right for this Friday.Your morning mindset is on the way next
stay with us time now for yourmorning mindset with Toby and Chilly in the
morning here at ninety seven point oneWASHFM. Long story short. These are
a few words that hopefully will getyou into a good headspace in case the
fact that it's Friday isn't enough rightand they come from thought leaders. In
this case, they come from artists. The artist known as Banksy, who

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arguably is one of the greatest artists, a graffiti artist of our time,
who says, and think about this, there's nothing more dangerous than someone who
wants to make the world a betterplace. Now, I was thinking on
this, and I don't understand whysomeone who wants to make the world a
better place is dangerous. But ifthat makes you or I dangerous by making

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the world a better place, Idon't know about you, and I won't
speak for you, but sign meup. Seriously. Banksy says, there's
nothing more dangerous than someone who wantsto make the world a better place.
And if that's dangerous, sign meup for it. How do you feel?
Comments? Please on the Toby andChili page washefm dot com. You
can also share with us a quotethat might have made your day or help

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to inspire you. That one comesfrom Banksy. It's ninety seven point one
WASHFM and that's your morning mindset forthis Friday. Coming up, some entertainment
news, Chili, What have yougot Well, in case you missed it,
OJ Simpson died, Plus Prince Harryand Megan Markle have two shows in
development with Netflix. Stay there.All the details are minutes away as Toby

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and Chili in the morning. Continuingtime now to get you your entertainment fix.
We call it show biz Buzz.Here at ninety seven point one WASHCHEFM.
It's a digestive what's trending across ouriHeart nation? Chiliam, are you've
got it? At ninety seven pointone wash FM. What's going on?
Well? This was fast on theheels of the news of OJ Simpson dying
from prostate cancer. Lifetime apparently alreadyhas a Nicole Brownsimson documentary in the works,

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the two part series The Life andMurder. They say of Nicole Brownsimson
is going to be airing in June. Prince Harry and Megan Markle have two
shows in development with Netflix, SoMegan's working on a lifestyle show that's going
to focus on gardening and cooking,apparently inspired by and certainly promoting her new
American riviera orchard business. And thenHarry's project will focus on one of his

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passions, which is polo, andwill take a look at what it takes
to succeed in the so called sportsof kings. A melrose Place revival is
being pitched to some networks and streamingplatforms, with the original stars Heather Locklear,
Laura Layton and Daphne's Uniga all onboard. The potential series will follow
those characters from the original show reunitingand honoring a deceased friend, leading to

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the uncovering of old traumas and romancesand resentments. Taylor Swift Songs have made
a surprise return to TikTok after aten week Apple since because of a licensing
dispute between the app and Universal MusicGroup. Now it appears that Taylor may
have separately resolved the issue, leveragingher ownership of the Masters and The first

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trailer has been released for the thirdseason of Bridgerton. Yes, it's going
to feature at eight episodes split intotwo parts. Man, it's been a
minute since that show is on Afirst four are going to air May sixteenth
on Netflix. The next floor Junethirteenth, and that is your showbiz.
But I have excited about it.These briches I were sating. I thought
perhaps maybe you would break into yourEnglish accent a bit, and I didn't

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want to turn people off. Well, you know what I'm saying. I'm
not trying to turn them off.I'm just trying to do a really bad,
poor British accent just because we're Tobyand Chilly in the morning and it's
ninety seven point one watch FM.Let me slip back into my own accent.
Stay with us Top Stories at thetop of the hour. On the
way and by the way, ifwe infinted anybody going to work at the
British Embassy this morning, I'm sorry, blame me. Top Stories the Hour.

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O. J. Simpson is deadafter a battle with prostate cancer.
He was seventy six years old.He was charged, of course, with
brutal murders of his ex wife NicoleBrown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman.
Back in the nineties, he wasfound not guilty, but then had to
serve time in a Nevada prison forrobbery and kidnapping charges involving an alleged theft
of his personal memorabilia. House speakerMike Johnson is set to make an appearance

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alongside Donald Trump at mar A Lago. Reports say they're going to be holding
a news conference today focused on electionintegrity. A new report from the DC
Office of the Chief Medical Examiner showsopioid overdose deaths hit a record high last
year, with five hundred and eighteenopioid related deaths, which marked a twelve

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percent rise from the year before andamounted to about forty three deaths a month.
Montgomery County's Alcohol Beverage Services Department ishiring eighteen to twenty year olds to
visit stores, bars, and restaurantsand make sure they're not serving booze or
tobacco products to folks under twenty one. The gig by the way pay sixteen
seventy an hour, and those whoare interested can contact the ABS directly.

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And Finally, according to a recentsurvey, almost one in ten pet parents
have left the job to find anew one in order to better care for
their pet. Another twenty four percentof considered doing so bet having taken the
leap, and sixty percent agree thatthey would consider leaving their job if it
conflicted with their ability to take careof their pet. Forecasts for today partly

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Sonny and Breezy highs around sixty fourright now sixty one with the light rain
in her day. Tell all yourfriends get top stories at the top of
the hour of the news with Tobyand Chilly in the morning when you wake
up with ninety seven point one WASCHEFM, and you get free stuff too,
like next Atlantis tickets with your nearlyimpossible question you want to play? All
right, get ready, that's onthe way in just a few and we're

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also going to talk to you aboutthe cost of everything, how expensive things
are getting. Calm now and jumpinto this conversation and Ta the talkback microphone
and we will get into that.Coming up next is Toby and Chilly in
the Morning. Continue people are allkind of bothered by the cost of everything.
You know, I thought it wassupposed to get better. We're Toby

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and Chilly in the Morning ninety sevenpoint one watch FM. At least that's
what I feel like I was ledto believe by some of these news networks.
Yeah. Well, research shows thatthe average single person needs to be
making one hundred thousand dollars to beable to afford necessities. I mean,
things that used to be really affordableare now just for the quote unquote wealthy.
I remember when cash was ninety ninecents a gallon. Hilly, Oh,

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I don't remember that necessarily very Iwasn't. Well, no, I
lived in the South, and inSouth Carolina they never taxed anything. But
then it was like a big dealand they had news, breaking news coverage
castes now over a dollar going intothis situation, and I'm like, oh
no, yeah, well number oneon here was tickets for concerts and sporting
events. I absolutely agree that.I mean, those were definitely more affordable
now. Even to think to takemy little son to a Caps game,

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the three of us, it wouldbe a little bit more than we're willing
to pay. And that's yeah,including all the nickel and dime fees,
like the cost to print your owntickets at home, more of the service
fees, because there's an app foryour tickets now eight sixty six, ninety
seven forty three sixty one, ortape a talkback microphone. If you're listening
to Toby and Chilly in the morningon your iHeart at and you're signed and
sent us a voice note. Ifyou've got thoughts, let's go over here

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to Steven, who is listening inOx and Hill this morning. What have
you noticed is like really expensive?Bacon is so expensive I can't even buy
it anymore. It's just through theroof right now, bacon chili? Have
you noticed that at the Trader Joewe don't buy bacon. But I totally
get what you're saying. Trina Woodbridgethought gas. I'm not in bite,
I'm walking. I just can't dogas anymore. Say you know what they

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need to make those electric vehicles moreaffordable? Electric vehicles forget that, Let's
get a bird scooter. Now toa point you mentioned earlier, when it
comes to tickets and sporting events andconcerts, tickets and such, there's nothing
that beats free. Toby and Chilly'snearly impossible question. Twelve billion of these
are sold annually but don't cost youa thing. Huh okay, what are

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they? Eight six six ninety two, seven forty three sixty one. See
what we did. They're totally unplanned. The question one more time. Twelve
billion of these are sold annually,but you don't have to pay for them.
In essence, what are they call? Now? Get it right?
Eight sixty six nine two seven fortythree sixty one, and you'll go for
free to see Atlantis Moore set whenshe comes to town. Thanks to Live

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Nation, tickets could be yours.The game is on, you know the
number calling out play and you couldwin. Toby and Chilly's nearly impossible question.
Mandy Owings Mills, good morning.How you doing? How you dorn?
It's Friday? That's how we're doing. We're ready to get out here
to start this weekend. Are youready to play this game? Oh?
Yeah, twelve billion of these aresold each year, but we really don't

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have to pay for them. Whatdo you think we're talking about? I
won't say that the ketchup packages?Say it, Randy, you steal them,
don't you that? In the forkto nine? Yes, I may
or may not know somebody who doesthat. When he's visiting family in Texas,
Waburger has spicy Ketchup packages. I'llask for an extra bag, and
I'll pack that in my carry on. And then you wonder why they keep

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jacking up the price of burgers andsuch, but okay, please, oh
well, ketchup package is the correctanswer. Wonderful, which means you're going
to Atlanta's more set things to liveNations. She's coming to Merriworth a posts
this summer. Tickets to yours.Thank you so much you made ours,
Randy who hooks you up? Where? Next week You've got a chance to

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win tickets to go see Justin Timberlakeat Capitol One Arena in October. Get
ready to win. After the weekend, get ready for news. Top stories
at the top of the hour.Next Top Stories Top of the hour.
Oh Jay Simpson has died at theage of seventy six after a battle with
prosty cancer. He was known asone of the greatest running backs in NFL

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history and also appeared in acting roles. He gained further fame after his arrest
trials for the alleged murders of hisex wife, Nicole Brown Simpson and her
friend Ron Goldman. A woman isfacing assault charges after an eight to hour
standoff in Northwest DC, US marshalswent to an apartment along Cathedral Avenue to
evict a tenant, and the womaninside reportedly threatened marshals and police by waiving

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a gun during that standoff. TheWashington Metrorail Safety Commission says Metro officials are
refusing to hand over documents that areneeded to conduct or required safety audits.
The commission wants Metro to release thedocuments related to occupational health of Metro rail
employees, including the agency's drug andalcohol testing programs, but Metro called the

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requests burdensome. A man is warningDC residents to stay vigilant after he found
what he thinks is this card skimmerat a self checkout machine at a Safeway
on Wisconsin Avenue in DC. JohnPairry Miller actually posted a picture of the
device on social media and then urgedanyone who would shop there to check their
bank statements for any suspicious charges.And finally, according to research, grocery

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shopping on an empty stomach will costyou an extra twenty six dollars per trip.
On average, the average person makestwo grocery runs a week and budgets
one hundred and sixty two dollars fortheir haul. Forecast for today partly sonny
and breezy. Highs around sixty fourright now, cloudy and sixty one in
Suitland. Toby and Chilly in theMorning in eight sixty six ninety two,

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seven forty three sixty one. That'sthe number because we love it when you
get involved. Have you ever heardthe phrase take the time to waste a
moment? Well, what if I'vetold you that we know how long a
moment is. Yeah, I'm notreferring to a Kings of Leon song.
I'm talking about the moment itself.We know how long it takes, and
you'll find out. Next is Tobyand Chilly in the Morning continue, don't
we get your thoughts on this?Ninety seven point one wash FM Toby and

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Chilly in the Morning eight sixty sixninety two, seven forty three six quote
one. Apparently science is now figuredout that a moment lasts exactly fifteen seconds.
To liamar yes, So they saythat how long we perceive the current
moment, okay, is not afresh snapshot of the world, but rather

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the average of what you saw inthe last ten to fifteen seconds. So
that's what living in the moment is. It's like about fifteen seconds that you
just well before I go off ona sidebar craziness, what what's your take
on that? Like, like,well, I mean I'm one of those
people that struggles to live in themoment. I'm always looking way too far
ahead. But if if I wereto stop and think, to me,

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a moment isn't in seconds or whatever, it's just today, Yeah, just
live live you know today today?Yeah? Hey, well no, for
me, a moment is happening rightnow, like we're talking, that's to
the moment we're it's instantaneous. It'sdefinitely not looking back. And to your
point about it's you know, theday and planning ahead that kind of thing.

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That's I understand that. But tome, every day is a chance
to have a collection of those momentsif you live in the now, you
know what I mean. I guessit's kind of like semantics, But according
to science, you're right, we'recompletely off base. We're trying to we
react based on what we just experiencedin the last ten to fifteen seconds,
that is the moment. Well,I don't know, how do you feel

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about the moment we just shared eightsix six ninety two seven forty three sixty
you on or the talkback microphone iswide open too if you want to press
it and take a moment to sendus a fifteen to thirty second message so
we can share that moment in pondermoments together in the meantime. Coming up
in just a few moments, whatis something that you always use of your
neighbors and they honestly do not mind. All right, we're going to talk

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about that, and we're els gonnawant to get your take on this too.
So remember those numbers, remember thattalkback microphone. Jump in and use
your voice today because it means somethingto Toby and Tilly in the morning here
at ninety seven point one wash CHEFM, we can't wait to hear from the
seven thirty eight Friday morning in theNation's Capital. Ninety seven point one WASHFM,
Toby and Chill in the Morning ateight six six ninet two, seven
forty three sixty one. If youown a house or a condo, this

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might be right up your alley.I was thinking this is right up your
alley Toill, because I think youlive in the cooldest sack. You've got
neighbors. Yes, neighbors sometimes areneighborly and they borrow things. But you
know, hey, it's cool youyou just don't say anything about it.
And I'm kind of curious as toyour thoughts on the idea that this is
a thing that happens more often thannot. I love the cul de sac

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living kind of for that reason.It's like one for all and all for
one or whatever. You know.Yesterday I got home and on our side
yard, and we have like abigger side yard than anybody else. I
noticed some chairs were set up andsome toys. Clearly, and this is
not a problem. Some of thekids like to use our side yard to
play, which is awesome and Ilove that. But I wondered, like

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maybe it would bother some people.It's like, hey, that's our stuff.
No, it doesn't bother us atall. Oh yeah, and by
the way, you can call usnow eight sixty six ninet two, seven
forty three sixty one while you're dialing. I wanted to say this. I
don't live in a condo situation,so I can't really super relate. But
as a kid, we had likea bunch of neighbors and backyards, and
my mom and dad would always beon myself and my brothers to make sure

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we didn't kind of overstay the welcomewith certain things. Yeah, don't take
for granted that let you cut throughtheir yard. That doesn't mean it's the
toll road. Well you know,yes, that's true. That's true.
And just because they gave you permissiononce to do it doesn't mean you're always
allowed to do it. We sharea fence, it doesn't mean needed to
be a lad build a ladder withtwo by fours to your clubhouse or something

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like that. We are wondering,like, what is something you do or
that your neighbors do to you thatyou honestly don't mind that they use.
Hey, Randy and Suitland, thanksfor chumming in. What's up? Yeah,
my next door neighbor is an oldwoman who doesn't have a car,
right, and she doesn't drop andI had no use for her driveway.
I have two cars, so sheleft me mind and her driveway so my

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wife can park hers and ours.It's been a really sweet deal these last
six years. That's that sounds familiartoo. When we used to live in
a town home complex and whenever wewould have a party, people would give
up their spaces so that some ofour guests could park and we would do
that for each other. That's anotherpol thanks, not something you take advantage.
John. It's like, you know, hey, we're having a party.

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Do you mind deftly? But ifyou say no, that's cool too,
right right, awesome thoughts this morning. We would love to hear from
you, Toby and Chilly in themorning continues the numbers eight six, six,
nineteen, seven, forty three sixtyone. And the talkback microphone is
wide open to if you're listening tous on your iHeart app right now.
It's that red microphone. You tapit, you speak for like thirty seconds
and it sends a voice note rightto Chili and I here in this studio,

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jump into this conversation there, neighbor, We would love to hear what
you have to say. Coming uptop stories Top of the hour. O.
J. Simpson has died after abattle with prostate cancer. He was
seventy six years old. He hadbeen charged with brutal murders of his ex
wife, Nicole Brown Simpson and herfriend Ron Goldman back in the nineties.

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Was found not guilty, but thenlater did serve time in prison for robbery
and kidnapping charges involving the alleged theftof his personal memorabilia. A new report
from the DC Office of the ChiefMedical Examiner shows that opioid overdose deaths hit
a record high last year, withfive hundred and eighteen of them, which

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marked a twelve percent rise from theyear before and amounted to forty three deaths
a month. Montgomery County's Alcohol BeverageServices Department is hiring eighteen to twenty year
olds to visit stores, bars,and restaurants to make sure they're not serving
any booze or tobacco products to folksunder twenty one. The job pays sixteen
seventy an hour, and those whoare interested can contact ABS directly. Instagram

(22:47):
is rolling out a new safety featureto protect miners from abuse and sexually exploitative
scams. The new feature will automaticallyblur nude images that are sent via direct
messages to teenage and will also discourageusers from sending them. And Tax Day
is Monday, well. A newstudy finds that during the course of their

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lifetime, the average American will paya little over half a million dollars in
taxes. Folks in New Jersey paythe most in lifetime tax cost DC coming
in a close second. Forecast fortoday partly sunny and breezy. Heis around
sixty four right now, sixty twodegrees in Annandale talk back microphone wide open.

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If you're signed in listening to Tobyand Chilly in the Morning here on
ninety seven point one, watch atthem with your iHeart app, tap it
and send us a voice note toget involved in this conversation to call eight
sixty six nineteen seven forty three sixtyone. You're very neighborly. There's something
that you use of your neighbors,maybe vice versa, and everybody's okay with
it. What is that or isthat not the case for you? Want

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to hear good stories. You're ina judgment free zone. This is a
safe space. We're going to keepthis conversation going. Coming up in minutes
is Toby and Chilly in the Morningcontinuously right there, Toby and Tilly in
the Morning eight six six ninet twoseven forty three sixty one ninety seven point
one watch FM wh We are talkingabout what you borrow or use of your
neighbors that they don't seem to mindyou doing. Catherine, you have a

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story from when you were living inWoodbridge and we were in the townhouse and
the girl next door didn't have agrill, so we just let her use
hours and she just used it whenever. She never asked, Oh, and
we didn't care. Yeah, aslong as she'd like left me some food,
give me some hamburgers or something.That is one thing she did.
Man, she made the best food. And guess that was our trade off.
Interesting that you guys never had touse it at the same time,

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because when it's nice out, that'slike minded people. They're like, let's
just throw something on the grill.Well, yeah, I think there was
one time when we used it togetherand then we were like really friendly with
her. She was a single momand we just yeah, we even left
furniture for her when we left.She didn't have any. Catherine Woodbridge,
thank you for jumping in this morning. Now to Vienna Sahara, what's up.
We live on a cul de sacand our neighbor, Papa Joy,

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has a big tire swing. Allthe kids in the neighborhood come and swing
as long as no one gets hurt. It's pretty awesome. It's an interesting
cul de sac because his daughter alsolives on the streets he's like in his
eighties and his daughter is sort ofthe matriarch of our street. When we
moved in, she just basically explained, that's the that's the way of the

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neighborhood. Welcome to our neighborhood.I run things. Yeah, my dad
is in his eighties. He hasa tire swing. I'll at least sign
here in tripleck At. These arewhole harmless waivers. You will sign them
because that's just the way it is. So No, they're very sweet.
It's during the pandemic we would havelike driveway drinks and happy hours. It's

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a really fun cool defect sounds likethe one I live in. It's fantastic.
We have a community basketball hoop,like your tire swing. It's kind
of like in the middle of thecul de sac horseshoe, so to speak,
and all the kids just use iteven though it doesn't belong to that.
But so, the difference between yourould a sac and Chili's coul a
sac is that once that basketball hoopcomes flying town, somebody's going to get

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litigious and ruin it for everybody,you know how it is. Oh,
well, well, Chili's gonna haveto take that up with the matriarch of
her coul de sac. Who wouldthat be? Chili? Do you guys
have one like Sahara? I'm justthe town crier. I'm not the matriarch.
Oh see how it is here?Here, I say unto you,
the kids are playing basketball. Youforget my job in the caul A.

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Sak is the block mom. I'mthe one who watches everybody's kids to make
sure they don't get hurt. Translation, She's the one that screams that the
buses and the people who are drivingtoo fast. Our neighborhood matriarch has done
that on occasion. It sounds likeyou're the running for matriarch. You know,
I like that title better coming fromSahara. I I Sahara's cold de
sak is to be the example.Then you know what you need to move

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