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August 15, 2023 2 mins
Colleen's date was the worst prom date!
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It's Toby and Chili's cleezy first date. Good morning Colleen in Fairfax. Good
morning, Good morning, Chili andI are listening and we're ready to hear
all about your crazy first dates.So what happened? Oh my goodness,
good morning. It was just completelythe opposite of what I was told it
was going to be or what Icould even expect. I met this person
through mutual friends. They mentioned howthey didn't have a dateferent prom and they

(00:21):
really wanted to go with somebody.And next thing I know, the next
time I saw them at a mutualfriend meeting thing, they made a poster
for me and asked me to goto prom with them. Wow, And
I was like that, Like thattakes a lot for a person to do.
I didn't really want to go,but I was like, hey,
he asked. That was really kind, seems like a decent person. I'll
go with him. But we wentto different schools in different counties, so
I ended up having to drive likeover an hour to go to his prom,

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and so like I got all dolledup. He told me we were
going to go out to like anice sit down dinner with some of his
friends after pictures and I drive allthe way there. I get to his
house and ring the doorbell. Hedoesn't answer the door. His mom does.
He doesn't greet me or anything.He just looks at me and he
goes, can you fix my bowtie for me? And then I find
out that he doesn't have a carand he had no plan of driving,

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and so he was like, you'retaking us. So it's like okay.
So we get in the car andI'm like okay. We meet his friends
and a whole another person. Weget in the car to leave Pictures to
go to this dinner that you toldme about. He puts it in my
GPS and it's a McDonald's. Ohwow. And I was like, okay,
who cares. I'm kind of arelaxed person. This is fine,
and I very frugal. I waslike, oh, can I just get
like a dollar mc chicken and likea small chocolate sake. You know,

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it's a fun night, Let's getsomething great. And he was like dollar
menu only because I was like,no, I'm getting a milkshake whether you
want me to or not. SoI got my own stuff and we get
to from to find out he hastold everybody that I'm like his super serious
girlfriend of like three years, andhe takes my car keys and shows them
to everybody that he got a brandnew car, and I was like,
who is this person? Wow?No, just totally not what you would

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expect when you're invited to go toprom with somebody, especially when that's like
your first one on one time withthem. Did you ever correct his friends
about like, no, we justmet, this is our first absolutely did
what did they absolutely when you whenyou call them out? They kind of
looked at me like wait, whatwhat happening is? I was like,
this is ridiculous. After a coupleof hours, I was like, I'm

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done, I'm leaving, so ifyou want to ride home now. At
the time, he took my carkeys and he started walking to the car
and I was like, excuse me, what are you doing? Yeah?
It was crazy because never spoke tohim again. Right, horrible time,
But I ended up becoming really closewith his friends, who then dropped him
too afterwards. Did you ever getto go to your own prom? I
went with his best friend the nextyear. Look at you go? Well,

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so it wasn't a total loss.It wasn't His friend was really nice
glad it worked out for you thoughfor your prom the following home and I'm
glad he's gone. Oh yes,ninety seven point one. Watch at Them
with Toby and Chilly in the morning.
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