January 31, 2023 • 33 mins
Rachel Bonnetta is back for a brand new episode of Benched with Bonnetta! To start, Rachel is joined by Kyle Brandt and they recap the Conference Championship Games and react to the biggest stories of the weekend (1:52).
After the break, Rachel gives her Winners and Losers list from the weekend (20:47). Finally, Rachel tells you the best and worst thing she saw this week (30:02).
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
And when I woke up this morning, I was feeling
pretty dangerous tonight. They are what we thought they were,
and we're not about Hello, you plenty to win the gate.
They want you to cook the dinner. At least they
ought to let your shop for some of the grocers.
And on the way up, we're gonna buy the knee
cap off playoffs. You're kidding me. I'm just here so
(00:26):
I won't get fine. How can he not be romantic
about football? Hut okay? Starting next week, we are going
to put a new audio clip in that intro and
it's gonna be no y'all aroll and shut y'all. Now well,
welcome to bench with Banetta. Championships. Sunday has come to
a conclusion. Now all that's left is the Super Bowl. Baby,
(00:51):
we are gonna be I'm gonna be heading in Arizona
in about a week. That's crazy. This year has gone
by wickedly fast. I just got fitted from a and
if you guys are just listening on podcasts, you can
see you won't be able to see that I'm wearing
full overalls. Parker in the control room said that I
look like Luigi and I'm still actually pretty hurt about that. Um,
(01:13):
but I showed up to told come on and looking
like this today. Now, I don't know how I didn't
have like a pretty woman moment like ma'am h and
m is down the street. But no, I'm all set
for the red carpet that's gonna be happening next Thursday.
I can't wait. Um, but this game, we're gonna have
the Eagles, We're gonna have the Chiefs, We're gonna have
the Kelsey super Bowl baby, storylines upon storylines upon storylines,
(01:38):
and we're gonna talk all about it. Today show. We
got a jam pack show. We got Kyle Brandt in
the house, um, and I just was so excited to
ask him about all of this Jabroni business. So without
further ado, okaybe welcome back. Alright, Kyle, the table has
been set. We have a Kelsey Bowl on our hands.
(01:59):
Before we get too all of the drama that that unfolded.
That wasn't the game. I have so many questions that
I want to ask you or were your thoughts on
on Championship weekend to two pretty fun games? Anything that stuck?
Were you disappointed about anything? Were you expecting something more?
Perhaps from thet I know, I was what, Yeah, that
was like a weird just like a wacky, like crappy
(02:23):
ska band that like opened up for the headliner, you
know what I mean. That was such a strange game
and we're like, who is this opening band? Get them
the hell off? Can we get to the headliners? We
came to? And it wasn't just that it like it
all went to hell, Rachel, is that it all went
to hell? Like in the first twelve sees it was
over and then we just had to sit there and
(02:44):
watch it. This championship weekend, we only have so much
more football laft and we're just like, all right, let's
strap in here. Um. I think obviously my favorite part
of the entire day was Travis Kelsey. We all saw
Travis Kelsey at the end of the game, which we
will get to that clip obviously. I want to play
that as many times as I can today. But let's
(03:08):
rewind and let's see what the Mayor of Cincinnati said
to make this guy that upset roll the clip. Good afternoon, Cincinnati,
I have a proclamation from the desk of the Mayor
being proclaimed. Whereas the Cincinnati Bengals are headed to burrow
Head Stadium for their second consecutive a f C Championship game,
(03:30):
Whereas last year's game, the Bengal scored more points than
the Chiefs, resulting in a Bengals victory and the Chief's loss.
Whereas Joseph Lee Burrow, who's three and l against Mahomes,
has been asked by officials to take a fraternity test.
It's confirming whether or not he's his father. First off,
if I was a Bengals fan in that moment, I'd
(03:50):
be like, what are you doing? Nothing is I'm sorry,
I'm sure, I'm sure he's a sweet man. Nothing about
that video is cool? Am I wrong? Off? Tobb, pure
of all the people's mayor of Cincinnati. Imagine if you
were a staffer and he's starting to run through these
ideas with you or you're pitching him. He's like, all,
(04:10):
I'm gonna do the browhead thing. I like that, and
we're gonna talk about the game. You know, I do
respect sir. I probably wouldn't do the paternity testing. Really,
that's the best part. No, No, someone was probably like,
oh yeah, do it? Like just a full sick offense,
like just to suck up. Someone has to tell mayor
pure of all that you can't. Let's remove this one
(04:31):
item because that was particularly that was that was bad.
That was cringe e to to the utmost extent, and
the poor like intern that had and he's just like it,
make sure you do a pan up. Let's do a
pan up from the bottom of the desk to me
with my orange tie. Like all of it is just
so chey. And then of course we had this reaction
from Travis Kelsey. I've got some wise words for that
(04:52):
Cincinnati matter. No, you'll roll and shut your mouth. You
jump Brody. I was watching obviously we're watching that live.
At the end of the game, my jaw just I
just went, was that not the coolest? Like post game acceptance?
(05:12):
We're going to the super Bowl? Like nothing else is
sticking out in my memory. Chas Calls is just the man.
Amazing um not announce of fat on that statement, not
a wasted syllable. It was absolutely perfect. I had a
different reaction though, and I had like, see if you
know it can relate because I like Kelsey and I
root for Kelsey. He said, shut your mouth though your role,
and then he didn't end it. He added the you
(05:34):
JABRONI and I go, where are we at with JABRONI?
Is that? Is that? Is that a slur? Is that considered?
That's really quick? I don't even really know what Jabroni is.
I think I think we're good. I think it goes
mostly a pro wrestling foolish or contemptible person. That's fine,
we can do that. Still, I think it does sound
like it's a little spicy, like let's say, yeah, you
(05:57):
know a morning apology ISAs in versus JABRONI am. I
gonna have to apologize for saying it. I'm bench with
Panetta right now. I did the research. I think we're good.
It's an old term. It became popular when the Rocks
said it in wrestling. I think we're good. Do you
think that that is something that he has planned out
(06:19):
in his head? Or is that just an off the
cuff like that's how smooth and cool he is. I
tend to learn that most of these guys think what
they're gonna say. I think that both Hurts and Mahomes,
certainly Kelsey, know what they're gonna say already. If and
when they win the Super Bowl. I I'd love to
say it's just this off the cuff thing. I think
(06:40):
they put thought into it and they know they're gonna
have a cool moment, and they kind of got a planned.
He definitely had the mayor thing locked in loaded and
the JABRONI well, I know that you've said that Josh
Allen had like the whiskey he was gonna drink the
whole speech nailed. It's not gonna happen anymore. Um okay,
but let's let's rewind a pinch. Okay, because this all
kind of started with Mike Hilton calling it burrowhead. Let's
(07:02):
roll this clip. We the burrow head? What's the borrowhead? Whoa,
it's my home's house. Let me tell y'all som ever
ever ever, and I'm looking at camera, what I said is,
(07:26):
I don't care how many times you're gonna beat us.
No ever, this first off, the bravery of getting that
close to a Cameron national television is just like wild
to me. I'd be like, you're looking into my pores
right now. But let me ask you this, where do
you stand on like bulletin board material? Because obviously in
(07:47):
this case it didn't work out. We have had so
much fun in the last week breaking this all down.
Burrowhead stadium. Are you Are you pro bulletin board material?
Are you against it? I mean, like, what would we
have to talk about all the time if if people
just didn't talk their talk their trash. No one has
ever been more pro, if anything, than I am. I
(08:08):
love it, and I'm actually kind of sad the Bengals
are out because they're they're a throwback to when you
just like openly talked junk about the other team and
so like, they suck, We're gonna beat him. We own
their stadium. I think we need that in sports, you
know what, Rachel, I'm not gonna get too dramatic here.
I think we need that in society. We need villains,
we need we need heels. We need someone to say,
too bad, enjoy your vacation, loser, we just beat you.
(08:30):
I wouldn't teach that to my kid, but you better
believe I like walks in it on my couch. Gosh.
I was trying to think of a setting this morning, like,
is there any time that me, Rachel Bannetta five ft
seven could say no, y'all roll and shut y'all out
with you, ja Brownie? And I think the answer is no.
(08:50):
I'm pretty sure I landed on. No. But if you
have any ideas, we want to workshop this. Did you maybe?
Did you? Can't you say, like to to Kurt Warner
on game day morning if you beat him in a
game or so. You're right, You're right, I could. I
don't think he's gonna be playing games in the future
because he's been that bad, but you're you're right. I
could totally do that. Okay. The next thing I want
to talk to you about is the Empire State Building.
(09:11):
The Empire State Building went green and everyone flipped out.
They said, fly Eagles Fly, Congratulations to the Eagles on
their NFC title win. Great, great, great, people lost their
minds Kaby and then later on they changed it to red,
so they were I don't know if they had a
deal with the NFL perhaps that maybe this was what
(09:32):
they were gonna do. Um Man, this went all viral
as hell. Are you you're a New York resident? What
what are your thoughts? Well, listen, I've been told since
I was born as a Chicago native, the Chicago second
City to big, bad, tough New York City who doesn't
go easy on anybody. This is soft, this is passive.
(09:52):
Whoever had the ability to do. That is soft. New
York has gone soft. I can't imagine the Eagles lighting
up the Rocky Steps in Dallas, Cowboys colors or anything
like that. I cannot believe this happened. It's an embarrassment
to the city. Huge win for the Chrysler Building, for
the Freedom Tower, for the Brooklyn Bach, the Statue of
Liberty had a great night because the Empire State out.
(10:17):
I actually saw this like fake news tweet that was
like people stormed the Empire State building like January states
that are demanding to talk to like the person that
posted this on social media, and I bought it for
a quick sect because I was like, that's New York.
That sounds like the right vibe. What do you think that?
Do you think the social media manager who posted that,
do you think he's getting praise today from his bosses
(10:38):
and peers or do you think he got in trouble? Well,
I think it's an inside job to to together with
he or she and whoever is editorially choosing the lighting
for the for the for the Empire State, because they
didn't even go with the no, it's it's for the
prosperous offseason for the Jets. That's what the green was for.
They straight up decided to do the Eagles in a
(10:59):
you know, it's at least half a giant's town. So
I think, listen, what are we doing with the Empire
States building social media? What are our goals to attract tourists,
I guess, or maybe vendors or something. So it was
probably a good day for them. It's just a thing
that I feel like social media accounts are doing. They're
like humanizing themselves. Like I was looking at some of
the other tweets and it was like, goodnight, I love you,
(11:22):
Like I feel like it's trying to be you know,
it's as if it's a bot, but everyone does it.
NFL accounts do that same thing. It's it's cute sometimes
it's cheeky. But in this in this time, they were wrong.
People were very upset and I love to watch it unfold.
Um okay. Marcus Velde Scantling tweeted this today, serious question.
(11:43):
Can I watch Rihanna perform at halftime? I say yes,
but only if they're winning at that point. This is
gonna be the greatest concert that any of us have
seen of all time. This is gonna be up there
with Beyonce's halftime performance. I am going to be crying,
real tears. I have seen Rihanna perform one time. Okay.
(12:04):
I was living in Toronto at the time. I was
out at this like big work event. And you know,
when you spend enough money at a dinner, like at
a you know, executive dinner, they'll like bring you over
shots of like zambuca and they'll be like, thank you
so much for dining with us. This is in the house.
Zambuca was on the table, okay. And one of the
executives for this company that I worked for was just
(12:26):
like we were talking about Rihanna. Rihanna was gonna be
playing in Toronto soon, and I was like, oh my god,
I would die for a ticket, Like I chop off
my left arm and give it to you, um, and
she's like, great, I'll tell you what. You take these
three shots. Nobody wanted the Zambuca, like no one wants
to really sift Zama. You're about to go out. She's like,
take these three shots of zambuca and I'll take you
to the Rihanna concert in a suite. And like literally
(12:47):
she didn't even finish the sentence. And I was like
whopping that you went to the Rihanna concert, was in
a suite. It was the greatest night of my life.
I am seriously I think I might cry. But where
do you stand on this? Do you think the players
should be able to like, come on, do like a
little bob. It could get them pumped for the second half. Well,
(13:07):
it was precedent, so you know, remember last year is
a big deal having to mcpheerson, the kicker for the
Bengals was out. But there's historical precedent too. It's our guy.
Michael Irvin once famously came out early to watch Michael
Jackson back in the early nineties when the Cowboys were winning.
And if I have it right, I think the Cowboys
were rolling at halftime. I think that dictates a lot
(13:27):
of it. That if it's like and so for Marquiz, like,
if it's you know, let's say it's twenty eight to
ten at halftime and the Chiefs are just rolling. Yeah,
you come out and see Rihanna, And I think I
think you have to have like Andy Reid needs to
be aware of this that this isn't like got you know,
respect them to like Tom Petty and the Rolling Stones
when they were playing it. I think the locker room
(13:49):
is gonna be slightly more interested in Rihanna than they
might be in those acts of Yesterdye or so. I
think you gotta be aware of it and maybe kind
of open minded to it. I can see I can
see like Travis Kelsey rolling out and doing the same thing.
I feel like, if you if you're the one, lone
person that's going out to watch the halftime show, don't
do it. If you can get a little crew behind
(14:09):
you and multiple people will get blamed for it, then
that's fine because people whatever. But like the kicker was bold,
because like, you're gonna have some major jobs to do
at the end of this game, and they obviously ended
up losing. Um, Okay, I've got a question for you.
So this is gonna be the last time that we
talked to you before the Super Bowl, because you're gonna
be traveling for Pro Bowl. You're gonna get Vegas. Yeehaw.
(14:32):
Buckle up. Um, So I want to get your choices
for all all of the all of the awards. We
did the red carpet last year, we were hello, Hi, Hello, Hi.
Mac Jones was was I think our favorite? He was
don't remember. He just like wouldn't stop giggling with his girlfriend,
like they're like, we're here. I don't even want to know,
(14:54):
probably stopping. You got ice cream? Okay, So who is
your choice for m v P? Who are you going with? Hurts?
I like Hurts. I like Jalen Hurts And I don't know.
I just like what he did him running and passing
and missed a few games at the end. And it
will probably go to my homes and that's fine. I'll
stand up in Cloud Plus. Look I'm splitting Harris here.
I like when the VP can be there, my home
(15:15):
is gonna be there. It's not gonna happen unless he
shows up somehow. And like as Paul Rudd going to
present like last time, I don't know. Well, I think
bur one Comeback Player of the Year last year and
he accepted it from his hotel room and it was
very like, I'm went to you like I like when
the guys were there, Um, Comeback Player of the Year,
you got take one, Barkley, Christian McCaffrey or Judo. Who
(15:35):
do you like? I only know who won't win. It
definitely won't be McCaffrey. First person story from NFL Honors.
A couple of years ago, he was nominated for Offensive
Player of the Year, and we're doing the red carpet thing,
and like before we go on, I go, yeah, you're
probably gonna win this thing, right, he goes, I never
win anything. Didn't win the Heisman, didn't win the dog Walker,
I never win awards. Sure enough, he had a thousand rushing,
(15:56):
a thousand receiving that year and he still didn't win
off in something happened for him. Okay, won't do you
like sakewon Barclay or Gino Smith. I love Gino. I
love the whole storyline. I love that he's finally maybe
maybe he'll have a little fun. Except in speech where
he brings out a no powdent paper, he says, I'm
right back, thank you, baby. Yeah. On one rookie the year,
he gave a speech to honors before. So, Gino, that's
(16:17):
a good idea Coach of the Year. You got Dable, McDermott, Peterson, Shanahan,
Sirianni not even close in a runaway Dable. Oh. The
Giants might have been picked to have the number one
overall pick in the draft this year, like the worst
team in the league. No one thought that they would
sniff five hundred, let alone be in the playoff. The man,
(16:38):
that's a good point. I also really like Sean McDermott
for this. I feel like, you know, this is voted
on by media members. By the way, Rich Eisen came
on the show last week. He was pissed that he
is not able to vote on m VP and he
looked into one of these cameras and he said, I
called ap. I called him up and I said, you
suck because I guess NFL members can't because they think
we've got a direct line to rage and that they're
(16:59):
going to tell us to vote. We absolutely don't. Do
you wish that you could vote on this stuff? Yeah?
I do. I'd like to vote on some of them. Um, yeah,
I would vote. I would vote for Gino, I would vote.
I like the news. Interesting to go McDermott. I guess
they've been at the end of the year. Obviously he's
a leader, he's a coach. But at the end of
the year, everything that happened with to mar Hamlet, I
(17:20):
just thought he showed like tremendous leadership and that was
pretty incredible. Um. Okay, finally, Chiefs versus Eagles in Arizona
some early Leans. What are you thinking? I broke the
rules this morning and thirteen days before the Super Bowl
and one day after the title game, just casually at
(17:41):
the Good Morning Football table today, I predicted the Eagles
are gonna win the Super Bowl. Gree What do you
mean Usually they're not able to. It's like you milk
it for a couple of weeks and then you know
in the last segment of the last three dramatically enough
now I said it Monday. I don't think it's that hard.
(18:01):
They've been the best team, they were the best of
the final four. They've crushed both playoff opponents. It's not
anti Chiefs, it's just pro Eagles, I think. I also
feel like Patrick Mahomes was a little die. His ankle
looked a little dicey on Sriday night. It was a
little bit wonky. I'm kind of with you. I'm leaning
Eagles as well. Okay, before you go kbe personal question,
(18:22):
don't worry. I'm not gonna ask you the question that
everyone absolutely hates. I won't do that to you again.
A little dog showed up Friday afternoon on my front lawn.
This is what this is what he looked like at first.
Oh my gosh, okay, we're calling him dust Oh my god.
He's in bad shape. He's got like a broken leg. Um,
(18:45):
he just smells bad. So he only got him shaved.
You can see the broken light. They're damn um not
not newter, not got a lot going on. The vet
was just like, so what do you think up with him?
An ounce is like he's blind, he's deaf, he's got
one tooth, he's definitely got a broken leg. But he's
really sweet. Uh do I keep him? Oh my god, Rachel,
(19:09):
I'm actually leaving it up to you. This is the
final version. Is this dog currently living in your home,
in my kitchen, in my kitchen, Well, listen, you already
got it a haircut, medical care. It's like astray is
like a baby. The attachment emotionally starts instantly the seconds
a sweater. So it's not a matter of if could
(19:30):
you or would you or should you? I think you
have to at this point. You have to and God
bless you and my goodness, that's a big responsibility. What's
his name? I think we're gonna call him Dusty. Dusty, Well,
I'll tell you what Dusty may not be a picnic you.
You may need to crack open the Fresh m book
for of work. Dusty, Welcome to the family. I don't
(19:52):
know if we're gonna you can hang out for a little,
okaybe we love you. We'll see in Arizona, have fun
at the Pro Bowl, all of the things, and we'll
talk to you after the big dance. How about i'll
see you what honors my friend? I can't wait? Sounds
all right, Thanks Kabe for stopping by. I'm bummed that
we're not gonna be able to talk to him before
(20:13):
the Super Bowl. But he's a busy man. He's gotta
go cover the Pro Bowl. He's gotta come back front
of all honor. He's going Arizona, he's going to New York.
He's all over the place, racking up those miles. Okay,
coming up, I'm going to talk about the winners and
the losers of the weekend, and in those lists do
not include the Bengals and the fort Is all the
other pieces. So don't go anywhere. All right, We're talking
(20:48):
winners and losers of the weekend, and that is not
include the teams and actually lost. Okay, so I got
a list of winners, and I got a list of losers.
The winners list is actually pretty big, Okay, so let's
keep this puppy off. Number one on the list of
winners is Dusty the Dog. Dusty the Dog, welcome home.
I think we don't know. I should probably not say
that and then like put him up for adoption soon.
(21:12):
Uh now, we're gonna go get it checked out. We're
gonna go get him all of his shots, all of
his rabies things, cleaned up his face. He still smells
like poop um. But Dusty the Dog, you are at
the winner because you've got a nice cozy bed in
a sweater that you're looking great in. But I had winner.
I gotta say. I know that Kyle kind of went
the opposite way on this, But the Empire State Building
social media manager, I think kudos to you. When is
(21:32):
the Empire State Building racking up as many views, as
many likes, as many retweets, as many conversations. Nobody cares.
It's a dusty old building. Okay. I went once it
was fine, Sleepless in Seattle. Cool. It was the last
time you're relevant was sleepless in Seattle. It was a
million years ago, So kudos to you. You deserve a race, Okay, genius.
(21:54):
And they knew that it was gonna make people mad, obviously, right.
They couldn't have not They knew that was gonna stir
up controversy. So I actually think that that was genius.
I wish they was. They could have sold something in
the Okay, if you're a real marketing genius, you would
have sold something out of it. Um. Okay. So there's
this one man, and I'm sure that as I'm explaining it,
you're gonna be able to picture him. He is covered
(22:16):
from head to toe in Philly tattoos. He's got like
the Philly fanatic I think around his belly button. He's
got every single Philly team. He's covered in tattoos. Yesterday
and our pregame, Colleen Wolfe had what I thought was
that man behind her, but no, Apparently there's two men
in Philadelphia covered from head to toe in Philly team tattoos.
(22:39):
And they're shut they're shirtless all the time, okay, and
it's cold, they're so I'm saying that they're the winners
because imagine being covered with that many tattoos of a
team that sucks and you're gonna have to go throughout
your life just being having a Philly finite. I mean,
I don't know how the fanatics are doing, but it
just got covered in team tattoos that are bad. Like
I feel like they're this is a moment of redemption
(23:00):
for them. They're like, see, mom, there's a reason why
I've got a gigantic Eagle on my back. It's because
the Eagles are going to the super Bowl again. So
I think that they're you know, they're they're having their
moment today. Um, the grease poles, the gentleman and the
women that went out and greased all the poles in Philadelphia.
They are the winners because there would have been absolute
(23:23):
havoc reeked in the streets of Philadelphia last night these fans. Okay,
I remember specifically. This is kind of why I want
the Eagles to win another Super Bowl because the post game,
just the images of them in the streets. I know
that they hadn't won, and and so that obviously added
fuel to the fire. But I can see it being
very similar again, wasn't there a man that ate like
(23:46):
horse poop off the off the ground? People lost their
dang minds out there and all of us were watching
and enjoying. So I would like to see that again.
Maybe we don't grease the polls. Maybe we don't grease
the poles post super Bowl. Okay, you had your moment
grease Poles. Hopefully it ran out. We're not doing it again.
Let's wreak some havoc. Okay, but shout out to see
(24:06):
you would have been a chaotic scene last night. Um,
probably alcohol sellers in Philadelphia and Casey, there was probably
a lot of parties last night. I love to see it.
The next winners are just family, brotherhood's family vibes. We
get a Kelsey super Bowl. Not to mention the podcast
(24:27):
that is gonna go with it, New Heights, number one
sports podcast show in the entire world beside right, Um,
but where could you imagine like when if we ever
had that access to people going into the super Bowl,
They're gonna be like an hour long episode that both
of them in the Super Bowl. I can't wait. A
win for families, Okay, a win for families. Rihanna is
(24:49):
another winner. I'm gonna say today just because she's Rihanna.
What day is she not winning him? There? Right? Um,
Mrs Donna Kelsey. I, actually she might be a loser.
She might be a loser because she's actually gonna be
put in a very difficult decision. She's gonna be put
in a situation that's a little sticky, like it's different.
(25:09):
She's traveling back and forth these games. We've loved the content.
She's got the jersey that's all split up. She's Eagles Chiefs.
It's great. What do you do in the super Bowl?
Because you're gonna have one son that's like the happiest
day of his life, and then the other son is
gonna be like, that's gonna be like one of the
word one of the bad ones, one of the bad days,
(25:31):
and you're gonna be like, yeah, sorry, whoa, yeah, oh
my god, I'm so sorry. Yeah yeah, past you're my favorite.
That's tricky. I'm gonna put her in the middle there. Actually, uh,
Donna Kelsey, Um, I actually it's gonna be controversial. Cincinnati's
mayor is a winner in my books because people are
talking about him. When when else would we talk to
(25:54):
be talking about Cincinnati's mayor in like a fun light,
you know, unless he did something weird, and then that
would be in a bad light. So Cincinnati's mayor, You're
on our winning list. And then finally, the final winner
of my winning list is Taylor Sirianni. Nick Sirianna, his
daughter rolled the clip read to set the phone there,
um and get the lead right, and get the lead
and put them behind Taylor So cute is kid of
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the world. If you're listening on podcasts, you won't see.
But she was mimicking her dad on the podium in
front of all of these cameras. And then NICKI, I'm
sure you heard his um, I say more, Taylor Sirianni. Please.
That's another reason why I want them to win the
Super Bowls. Maybe we'll get another glimpse of her. Okay,
loses Loses of the Week number one, also Cincinnati's mayor,
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you are also a loser this week. You are both
a winner and a loser. You're losing because that was
the cringest video that I've ever seen. The pan the
paternity test. Why, um, it was all bad. It was
all bad, but I have loved talking about it, so
thank you for the content. But he was all pretty
bad and he walked it back. He tweeted today he
was like, yeah, uh, that was probably not great idea.
It was probably my great idea. Whoops, my bad. Congratulations
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to kids to say he walked it back. Okay, so
at least be at that. Another loser, the cigar company
that probably inevitably sponsored Joe Burrow. They're not gonna he's
not gonna light those up. I wonder if him like
Josh Allen, as we heard from Kyle Brandt's basement. Uh,
you know, he had his alcohol set aside the whiskey
that he was gonna drink, you know, speech ready to go.
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His cigars probably in the little cigar crisper or whatever
whatever you guys put your cigars in. Um, Joe Burrow,
I'm sure had the same. Do you smoke it? Do
you smoke it? Anyways? How long does cigars last? I've
never smoked one. They looked disgusting, They got wet. Why
are cigars a thing? You know what? Cigars are on
the loser list? To just put them on the list,
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cigars are on the lick. It's soggy, y'all have soggy
paper in your mouth. It's like the kids that chewed
on their zippers and elementary school and got all soggy
and wet. Disgusting weirdos. I was one of them. Um okay,
trash talkers also losers. Not a good day for trash talkers,
although KB thinks that we need more trash talking in
our life. There was also a clip that we didn't
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talk about in the show, but apparently there's a thing
called the Rocky Curse. If you put a jersey on
Rocky in Philadelphia, there's a bunch of times where the
team has gone on to to lose. I think happened
to the Vikings, maybe the Giants and then a forty
Niners fands screwed up. There's a picture of it on
Rocky and then they lost. Rocky's curse is a very
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big thing. Maybe you don't talk your trash, but also
please see that we have something to talk about there.
You know there's the picture. Also, how do they even
get that on there? Maybe they need to start greasing
up Rocky. Nobody Clide ry good pound for Rocky. Please
you need to get off of Rocky, Cheryl. We're gonna
have to grease that up on Super Bowl. We can
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remind me right. Um okay, anybody a loser, anybody deserving
to be put in their place, because now you're gonna
get You're gonna get to know yr rle sure your mouth,
You're gonna get it. That is gonna be you know
how like every single year baby names go like viral
and it's like, oh my god, everyone's named Karen. That's
not happening anymore. But you know what I mean, you
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know your role. Shut your mouth is going to be
a common phrase that people are just shouting in your
in the street. And I'm gonna I'm gonna try it
on per size. I don't know what how I'm gonna
do it, but I'm gonna try it on per size. Uh.
And then another the final losers, people that don't love storylines,
people that don't like Elsey Brothers will come on. Buckle up,
buckle up, Jalen Hurts, Patrick Mahomes. Did you can see
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Jalen Hurts smoking in the smoking another cigar and just
like clicking through Twitter seeing what everyone's talking about. Oh,
you love to see it? Okay, those are the losers
in the winners coming up next best thing and worst
thing that I saw. One of those does include jail
and Hurts. Don't go anywhere. He's the best. All right,
(30:06):
we're talking about best thing and worst thing that I
saw a week The best thing this is crazy. Chris
Long went to the Eagles forty Niners game and he
got a notification on his Apple Watch, and I will
read you the notification. Loud environment sound levels hit decibels
just ten minutes at this level can cause temporary hearing loss.
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Good Lord, who do you think is going to travel better?
Eagles fans or Chiefs fans. Chiefs obviously right, they're gonna
be closer, But I feel like Eagles fans are gonna
come out and droves. Either way, those are two of
Like the Arrowhead, it is the loudest stadium I think
still in the NFL. Um That's crazy. That is absolutely crazy.
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And to be there the entire game, it's like, well,
I guess I'm gonna be deaft tomorrow, kind of like
my dog Dusty. Okay. And then the worst thing I
saw This is gonna be controversial. Okay. I did love it.
I loved it and equally hated it because it hurt
my my ears. Talk about going deaf. Take a listen
to this. Fly Goes Fly on the Road to Dory,
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Fly Goes Fly Go T three You do know? Yeah,
and watch those egoes Fly Fly Goes, Fly Terry Bradch
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I even like snatch the mic away from him at
the end, be like, oh yeah, that that's enough that
here's what you do in that SCENEO, you go Fly
Goes and then you tip the mic out to the
stadium so that not everyone's hearing. Je Hurts is like
rendition of this song. I love to see it. I
had a smile on my face watching the whole thing
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again for like the third time. But that voice is
just about the worst thing that I heard all week. Okay, guys,
that is our show. We are going to be back
on Friday. I'm actually very excited for this episode. We
got not one, not two, not three, actually yeah three.
We got all the boys from a t N joining
us on Friday bench with Vanetta. We have a very
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special episode. We are doing our own Pro Bowl, okay,
and I'm not talking. We're going outside doing racing and dodge.
But no, no, no, no, this is all gonna be
audio focused. Okay, so don't worry. If you usually listen
on podcasts, this is gonna be the episode for you.
All three of them are gonna be here. It is
gonna be absolutely chaotic, we'll probably talk about the super
Bowl all of those things, and then next week we're
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gonna be in Arizona and I already know one of
our guests and I'm freaking out. It is somebody that
we talked about on this show all the time. It
is one of our favorite players this season. I'm not
gonna say who it is, just in case something happens
to the camp job, but I heard, and if it happens,
I'm gonna be excited. Uh So, make sure you were
tuning in all the time. We're gonna have amazing stuff
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going on the next few weeks, and then it's the
It's the Finale. It's the Great Finale with My Girl
and the Eagles and the Chiefs and Mrs Donna Kelsey
and it's gonna be amazing. So don't forget to listen,
to subscribe, comment, rate highly all whatever, Right, Okay, I
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love you. Buy
And when I woke up this morning, I was feeling
pretty dangerous tonight. They are what we thought they were,
and we're not about Hello, you plenty to win the gate.
They want you to cook the dinner. At least they
ought to let your shop for some of the grocers.
And on the way up, we're gonna buy the knee
cap off playoffs. You're kidding me. I'm just here so
(00:26):
I won't get fine. How can he not be romantic
about football? Hut okay? Starting next week, we are going
to put a new audio clip in that intro and
it's gonna be no y'all aroll and shut y'all. Now well,
welcome to bench with Banetta. Championships. Sunday has come to
a conclusion. Now all that's left is the Super Bowl. Baby,
(00:51):
we are gonna be I'm gonna be heading in Arizona
in about a week. That's crazy. This year has gone
by wickedly fast. I just got fitted from a and
if you guys are just listening on podcasts, you can
see you won't be able to see that I'm wearing
full overalls. Parker in the control room said that I
look like Luigi and I'm still actually pretty hurt about that. Um,
(01:13):
but I showed up to told come on and looking
like this today. Now, I don't know how I didn't
have like a pretty woman moment like ma'am h and
m is down the street. But no, I'm all set
for the red carpet that's gonna be happening next Thursday.
I can't wait. Um, but this game, we're gonna have
the Eagles, We're gonna have the Chiefs, We're gonna have
the Kelsey super Bowl baby, storylines upon storylines upon storylines,
(01:38):
and we're gonna talk all about it. Today show. We
got a jam pack show. We got Kyle Brandt in
the house, um, and I just was so excited to
ask him about all of this Jabroni business. So without
further ado, okaybe welcome back. Alright, Kyle, the table has
been set. We have a Kelsey Bowl on our hands.
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Before we get too all of the drama that that unfolded.
That wasn't the game. I have so many questions that
I want to ask you or were your thoughts on
on Championship weekend to two pretty fun games? Anything that stuck?
Were you disappointed about anything? Were you expecting something more?
Perhaps from thet I know, I was what, Yeah, that
was like a weird just like a wacky, like crappy
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ska band that like opened up for the headliner, you
know what I mean. That was such a strange game
and we're like, who is this opening band? Get them
the hell off? Can we get to the headliners? We
came to? And it wasn't just that it like it
all went to hell, Rachel, is that it all went
to hell? Like in the first twelve sees it was
over and then we just had to sit there and
(02:44):
watch it. This championship weekend, we only have so much
more football laft and we're just like, all right, let's
strap in here. Um. I think obviously my favorite part
of the entire day was Travis Kelsey. We all saw
Travis Kelsey at the end of the game, which we
will get to that clip obviously. I want to play
that as many times as I can today. But let's
(03:08):
rewind and let's see what the Mayor of Cincinnati said
to make this guy that upset roll the clip. Good afternoon, Cincinnati,
I have a proclamation from the desk of the Mayor
being proclaimed. Whereas the Cincinnati Bengals are headed to burrow
Head Stadium for their second consecutive a f C Championship game,
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Whereas last year's game, the Bengal scored more points than
the Chiefs, resulting in a Bengals victory and the Chief's loss.
Whereas Joseph Lee Burrow, who's three and l against Mahomes,
has been asked by officials to take a fraternity test.
It's confirming whether or not he's his father. First off,
if I was a Bengals fan in that moment, I'd
(03:50):
be like, what are you doing? Nothing is I'm sorry,
I'm sure, I'm sure he's a sweet man. Nothing about
that video is cool? Am I wrong? Off? Tobb, pure
of all the people's mayor of Cincinnati. Imagine if you
were a staffer and he's starting to run through these
ideas with you or you're pitching him. He's like, all,
(04:10):
I'm gonna do the browhead thing. I like that, and
we're gonna talk about the game. You know, I do
respect sir. I probably wouldn't do the paternity testing. Really,
that's the best part. No, No, someone was probably like,
oh yeah, do it? Like just a full sick offense,
like just to suck up. Someone has to tell mayor
pure of all that you can't. Let's remove this one
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item because that was particularly that was that was bad.
That was cringe e to to the utmost extent, and
the poor like intern that had and he's just like it,
make sure you do a pan up. Let's do a
pan up from the bottom of the desk to me
with my orange tie. Like all of it is just
so chey. And then of course we had this reaction
from Travis Kelsey. I've got some wise words for that
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Cincinnati matter. No, you'll roll and shut your mouth. You
jump Brody. I was watching obviously we're watching that live.
At the end of the game, my jaw just I
just went, was that not the coolest? Like post game acceptance?
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We're going to the super Bowl? Like nothing else is
sticking out in my memory. Chas Calls is just the man.
Amazing um not announce of fat on that statement, not
a wasted syllable. It was absolutely perfect. I had a
different reaction though, and I had like, see if you
know it can relate because I like Kelsey and I
root for Kelsey. He said, shut your mouth though your role,
and then he didn't end it. He added the you
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JABRONI and I go, where are we at with JABRONI?
Is that? Is that? Is that a slur? Is that considered?
That's really quick? I don't even really know what Jabroni is.
I think I think we're good. I think it goes
mostly a pro wrestling foolish or contemptible person. That's fine,
we can do that. Still, I think it does sound
like it's a little spicy, like let's say, yeah, you
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know a morning apology ISAs in versus JABRONI am. I
gonna have to apologize for saying it. I'm bench with
Panetta right now. I did the research. I think we're good.
It's an old term. It became popular when the Rocks
said it in wrestling. I think we're good. Do you
think that that is something that he has planned out
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in his head? Or is that just an off the
cuff like that's how smooth and cool he is. I
tend to learn that most of these guys think what
they're gonna say. I think that both Hurts and Mahomes,
certainly Kelsey, know what they're gonna say already. If and
when they win the Super Bowl. I I'd love to
say it's just this off the cuff thing. I think
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they put thought into it and they know they're gonna
have a cool moment, and they kind of got a planned.
He definitely had the mayor thing locked in loaded and
the JABRONI well, I know that you've said that Josh
Allen had like the whiskey he was gonna drink the
whole speech nailed. It's not gonna happen anymore. Um okay,
but let's let's rewind a pinch. Okay, because this all
kind of started with Mike Hilton calling it burrowhead. Let's
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roll this clip. We the burrow head? What's the borrowhead? Whoa,
it's my home's house. Let me tell y'all som ever
ever ever, and I'm looking at camera, what I said is,
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I don't care how many times you're gonna beat us.
No ever, this first off, the bravery of getting that
close to a Cameron national television is just like wild
to me. I'd be like, you're looking into my pores
right now. But let me ask you this, where do
you stand on like bulletin board material? Because obviously in
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this case it didn't work out. We have had so
much fun in the last week breaking this all down.
Burrowhead stadium. Are you Are you pro bulletin board material?
Are you against it? I mean, like, what would we
have to talk about all the time if if people
just didn't talk their talk their trash. No one has
ever been more pro, if anything, than I am. I
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love it, and I'm actually kind of sad the Bengals
are out because they're they're a throwback to when you
just like openly talked junk about the other team and
so like, they suck, We're gonna beat him. We own
their stadium. I think we need that in sports, you
know what, Rachel, I'm not gonna get too dramatic here.
I think we need that in society. We need villains,
we need we need heels. We need someone to say,
too bad, enjoy your vacation, loser, we just beat you.
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I wouldn't teach that to my kid, but you better
believe I like walks in it on my couch. Gosh.
I was trying to think of a setting this morning, like,
is there any time that me, Rachel Bannetta five ft
seven could say no, y'all roll and shut y'all out
with you, ja Brownie? And I think the answer is no.
(08:50):
I'm pretty sure I landed on. No. But if you
have any ideas, we want to workshop this. Did you maybe?
Did you? Can't you say, like to to Kurt Warner
on game day morning if you beat him in a
game or so. You're right, You're right, I could. I
don't think he's gonna be playing games in the future
because he's been that bad, but you're you're right. I
could totally do that. Okay. The next thing I want
to talk to you about is the Empire State Building.
(09:11):
The Empire State Building went green and everyone flipped out.
They said, fly Eagles Fly, Congratulations to the Eagles on
their NFC title win. Great, great, great, people lost their
minds Kaby and then later on they changed it to red,
so they were I don't know if they had a
deal with the NFL perhaps that maybe this was what
(09:32):
they were gonna do. Um Man, this went all viral
as hell. Are you you're a New York resident? What
what are your thoughts? Well, listen, I've been told since
I was born as a Chicago native, the Chicago second
City to big, bad, tough New York City who doesn't
go easy on anybody. This is soft, this is passive.
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Whoever had the ability to do. That is soft. New
York has gone soft. I can't imagine the Eagles lighting
up the Rocky Steps in Dallas, Cowboys colors or anything
like that. I cannot believe this happened. It's an embarrassment
to the city. Huge win for the Chrysler Building, for
the Freedom Tower, for the Brooklyn Bach, the Statue of
Liberty had a great night because the Empire State out.
(10:17):
I actually saw this like fake news tweet that was
like people stormed the Empire State building like January states
that are demanding to talk to like the person that
posted this on social media, and I bought it for
a quick sect because I was like, that's New York.
That sounds like the right vibe. What do you think that?
Do you think the social media manager who posted that,
do you think he's getting praise today from his bosses
(10:38):
and peers or do you think he got in trouble? Well,
I think it's an inside job to to together with
he or she and whoever is editorially choosing the lighting
for the for the for the Empire State, because they
didn't even go with the no, it's it's for the
prosperous offseason for the Jets. That's what the green was for.
They straight up decided to do the Eagles in a
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you know, it's at least half a giant's town. So
I think, listen, what are we doing with the Empire
States building social media? What are our goals to attract tourists,
I guess, or maybe vendors or something. So it was
probably a good day for them. It's just a thing
that I feel like social media accounts are doing. They're
like humanizing themselves. Like I was looking at some of
the other tweets and it was like, goodnight, I love you,
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Like I feel like it's trying to be you know,
it's as if it's a bot, but everyone does it.
NFL accounts do that same thing. It's it's cute sometimes
it's cheeky. But in this in this time, they were wrong.
People were very upset and I love to watch it unfold.
Um okay. Marcus Velde Scantling tweeted this today, serious question.
(11:43):
Can I watch Rihanna perform at halftime? I say yes,
but only if they're winning at that point. This is
gonna be the greatest concert that any of us have
seen of all time. This is gonna be up there
with Beyonce's halftime performance. I am going to be crying,
real tears. I have seen Rihanna perform one time. Okay.
(12:04):
I was living in Toronto at the time. I was
out at this like big work event. And you know,
when you spend enough money at a dinner, like at
a you know, executive dinner, they'll like bring you over
shots of like zambuca and they'll be like, thank you
so much for dining with us. This is in the house.
Zambuca was on the table, okay. And one of the
executives for this company that I worked for was just
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like we were talking about Rihanna. Rihanna was gonna be
playing in Toronto soon, and I was like, oh my god,
I would die for a ticket, Like I chop off
my left arm and give it to you, um, and
she's like, great, I'll tell you what. You take these
three shots. Nobody wanted the Zambuca, like no one wants
to really sift Zama. You're about to go out. She's like,
take these three shots of zambuca and I'll take you
to the Rihanna concert in a suite. And like literally
(12:47):
she didn't even finish the sentence. And I was like
whopping that you went to the Rihanna concert, was in
a suite. It was the greatest night of my life.
I am seriously I think I might cry. But where
do you stand on this? Do you think the players
should be able to like, come on, do like a
little bob. It could get them pumped for the second half. Well,
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it was precedent, so you know, remember last year is
a big deal having to mcpheerson, the kicker for the
Bengals was out. But there's historical precedent too. It's our guy.
Michael Irvin once famously came out early to watch Michael
Jackson back in the early nineties when the Cowboys were winning.
And if I have it right, I think the Cowboys
were rolling at halftime. I think that dictates a lot
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of it. That if it's like and so for Marquiz, like,
if it's you know, let's say it's twenty eight to
ten at halftime and the Chiefs are just rolling. Yeah,
you come out and see Rihanna, And I think I
think you have to have like Andy Reid needs to
be aware of this that this isn't like got you know,
respect them to like Tom Petty and the Rolling Stones
when they were playing it. I think the locker room
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is gonna be slightly more interested in Rihanna than they
might be in those acts of Yesterdye or so. I
think you gotta be aware of it and maybe kind
of open minded to it. I can see I can
see like Travis Kelsey rolling out and doing the same thing.
I feel like, if you if you're the one, lone
person that's going out to watch the halftime show, don't
do it. If you can get a little crew behind
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you and multiple people will get blamed for it, then
that's fine because people whatever. But like the kicker was bold,
because like, you're gonna have some major jobs to do
at the end of this game, and they obviously ended
up losing. Um, Okay, I've got a question for you.
So this is gonna be the last time that we
talked to you before the Super Bowl, because you're gonna
be traveling for Pro Bowl. You're gonna get Vegas. Yeehaw.
(14:32):
Buckle up. Um, So I want to get your choices
for all all of the all of the awards. We
did the red carpet last year, we were hello, Hi, Hello, Hi.
Mac Jones was was I think our favorite? He was
don't remember. He just like wouldn't stop giggling with his girlfriend,
like they're like, we're here. I don't even want to know,
(14:54):
probably stopping. You got ice cream? Okay, So who is
your choice for m v P? Who are you going with? Hurts?
I like Hurts. I like Jalen Hurts And I don't know.
I just like what he did him running and passing
and missed a few games at the end. And it
will probably go to my homes and that's fine. I'll
stand up in Cloud Plus. Look I'm splitting Harris here.
I like when the VP can be there, my home
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is gonna be there. It's not gonna happen unless he
shows up somehow. And like as Paul Rudd going to
present like last time, I don't know. Well, I think
bur one Comeback Player of the Year last year and
he accepted it from his hotel room and it was
very like, I'm went to you like I like when
the guys were there, Um, Comeback Player of the Year,
you got take one, Barkley, Christian McCaffrey or Judo. Who
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do you like? I only know who won't win. It
definitely won't be McCaffrey. First person story from NFL Honors.
A couple of years ago, he was nominated for Offensive
Player of the Year, and we're doing the red carpet thing,
and like before we go on, I go, yeah, you're
probably gonna win this thing, right, he goes, I never
win anything. Didn't win the Heisman, didn't win the dog Walker,
I never win awards. Sure enough, he had a thousand rushing,
(15:56):
a thousand receiving that year and he still didn't win
off in something happened for him. Okay, won't do you
like sakewon Barclay or Gino Smith. I love Gino. I
love the whole storyline. I love that he's finally maybe
maybe he'll have a little fun. Except in speech where
he brings out a no powdent paper, he says, I'm
right back, thank you, baby. Yeah. On one rookie the year,
he gave a speech to honors before. So, Gino, that's
(16:17):
a good idea Coach of the Year. You got Dable, McDermott, Peterson, Shanahan,
Sirianni not even close in a runaway Dable. Oh. The
Giants might have been picked to have the number one
overall pick in the draft this year, like the worst
team in the league. No one thought that they would
sniff five hundred, let alone be in the playoff. The man,
(16:38):
that's a good point. I also really like Sean McDermott
for this. I feel like, you know, this is voted
on by media members. By the way, Rich Eisen came
on the show last week. He was pissed that he
is not able to vote on m VP and he
looked into one of these cameras and he said, I
called ap. I called him up and I said, you
suck because I guess NFL members can't because they think
we've got a direct line to rage and that they're
(16:59):
going to tell us to vote. We absolutely don't. Do
you wish that you could vote on this stuff? Yeah?
I do. I'd like to vote on some of them. Um, yeah,
I would vote. I would vote for Gino, I would vote.
I like the news. Interesting to go McDermott. I guess
they've been at the end of the year. Obviously he's
a leader, he's a coach. But at the end of
the year, everything that happened with to mar Hamlet, I
(17:20):
just thought he showed like tremendous leadership and that was
pretty incredible. Um. Okay, finally, Chiefs versus Eagles in Arizona
some early Leans. What are you thinking? I broke the
rules this morning and thirteen days before the Super Bowl
and one day after the title game, just casually at
(17:41):
the Good Morning Football table today, I predicted the Eagles
are gonna win the Super Bowl. Gree What do you
mean Usually they're not able to. It's like you milk
it for a couple of weeks and then you know
in the last segment of the last three dramatically enough
now I said it Monday. I don't think it's that hard.
(18:01):
They've been the best team, they were the best of
the final four. They've crushed both playoff opponents. It's not
anti Chiefs, it's just pro Eagles, I think. I also
feel like Patrick Mahomes was a little die. His ankle
looked a little dicey on Sriday night. It was a
little bit wonky. I'm kind of with you. I'm leaning
Eagles as well. Okay, before you go kbe personal question,
(18:22):
don't worry. I'm not gonna ask you the question that
everyone absolutely hates. I won't do that to you again.
A little dog showed up Friday afternoon on my front lawn.
This is what this is what he looked like at first.
Oh my gosh, okay, we're calling him dust Oh my god.
He's in bad shape. He's got like a broken leg. Um,
(18:45):
he just smells bad. So he only got him shaved.
You can see the broken light. They're damn um not
not newter, not got a lot going on. The vet
was just like, so what do you think up with him?
An ounce is like he's blind, he's deaf, he's got
one tooth, he's definitely got a broken leg. But he's
really sweet. Uh do I keep him? Oh my god, Rachel,
(19:09):
I'm actually leaving it up to you. This is the
final version. Is this dog currently living in your home,
in my kitchen, in my kitchen, Well, listen, you already
got it a haircut, medical care. It's like astray is
like a baby. The attachment emotionally starts instantly the seconds
a sweater. So it's not a matter of if could
(19:30):
you or would you or should you? I think you
have to at this point. You have to and God
bless you and my goodness, that's a big responsibility. What's
his name? I think we're gonna call him Dusty. Dusty, Well,
I'll tell you what Dusty may not be a picnic you.
You may need to crack open the Fresh m book
for of work. Dusty, Welcome to the family. I don't
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know if we're gonna you can hang out for a little,
okaybe we love you. We'll see in Arizona, have fun
at the Pro Bowl, all of the things, and we'll
talk to you after the big dance. How about i'll
see you what honors my friend? I can't wait? Sounds
all right, Thanks Kabe for stopping by. I'm bummed that
we're not gonna be able to talk to him before
(20:13):
the Super Bowl. But he's a busy man. He's gotta
go cover the Pro Bowl. He's gotta come back front
of all honor. He's going Arizona, he's going to New York.
He's all over the place, racking up those miles. Okay,
coming up, I'm going to talk about the winners and
the losers of the weekend, and in those lists do
not include the Bengals and the fort Is all the
other pieces. So don't go anywhere. All right, We're talking
(20:48):
winners and losers of the weekend, and that is not
include the teams and actually lost. Okay, so I got
a list of winners, and I got a list of losers.
The winners list is actually pretty big, Okay, so let's
keep this puppy off. Number one on the list of
winners is Dusty the Dog. Dusty the Dog, welcome home.
I think we don't know. I should probably not say
that and then like put him up for adoption soon.
(21:12):
Uh now, we're gonna go get it checked out. We're
gonna go get him all of his shots, all of
his rabies things, cleaned up his face. He still smells
like poop um. But Dusty the Dog, you are at
the winner because you've got a nice cozy bed in
a sweater that you're looking great in. But I had winner.
I gotta say. I know that Kyle kind of went
the opposite way on this, But the Empire State Building
social media manager, I think kudos to you. When is
(21:32):
the Empire State Building racking up as many views, as
many likes, as many retweets, as many conversations. Nobody cares.
It's a dusty old building. Okay. I went once it
was fine, Sleepless in Seattle. Cool. It was the last
time you're relevant was sleepless in Seattle. It was a
million years ago, So kudos to you. You deserve a race, Okay, genius.
(21:54):
And they knew that it was gonna make people mad, obviously, right.
They couldn't have not They knew that was gonna stir
up controversy. So I actually think that that was genius.
I wish they was. They could have sold something in
the Okay, if you're a real marketing genius, you would
have sold something out of it. Um. Okay. So there's
this one man, and I'm sure that as I'm explaining it,
you're gonna be able to picture him. He is covered
(22:16):
from head to toe in Philly tattoos. He's got like
the Philly fanatic I think around his belly button. He's
got every single Philly team. He's covered in tattoos. Yesterday
and our pregame, Colleen Wolfe had what I thought was
that man behind her, but no, Apparently there's two men
in Philadelphia covered from head to toe in Philly team tattoos.
(22:39):
And they're shut they're shirtless all the time, okay, and
it's cold, they're so I'm saying that they're the winners
because imagine being covered with that many tattoos of a
team that sucks and you're gonna have to go throughout
your life just being having a Philly finite. I mean,
I don't know how the fanatics are doing, but it
just got covered in team tattoos that are bad. Like
I feel like they're this is a moment of redemption
(23:00):
for them. They're like, see, mom, there's a reason why
I've got a gigantic Eagle on my back. It's because
the Eagles are going to the super Bowl again. So
I think that they're you know, they're they're having their
moment today. Um, the grease poles, the gentleman and the
women that went out and greased all the poles in Philadelphia.
They are the winners because there would have been absolute
(23:23):
havoc reeked in the streets of Philadelphia last night these fans. Okay,
I remember specifically. This is kind of why I want
the Eagles to win another Super Bowl because the post game,
just the images of them in the streets. I know
that they hadn't won, and and so that obviously added
fuel to the fire. But I can see it being
very similar again, wasn't there a man that ate like
(23:46):
horse poop off the off the ground? People lost their
dang minds out there and all of us were watching
and enjoying. So I would like to see that again.
Maybe we don't grease the polls. Maybe we don't grease
the poles post super Bowl. Okay, you had your moment
grease Poles. Hopefully it ran out. We're not doing it again.
Let's wreak some havoc. Okay, but shout out to see
(24:06):
you would have been a chaotic scene last night. Um,
probably alcohol sellers in Philadelphia and Casey, there was probably
a lot of parties last night. I love to see it.
The next winners are just family, brotherhood's family vibes. We
get a Kelsey super Bowl. Not to mention the podcast
(24:27):
that is gonna go with it, New Heights, number one
sports podcast show in the entire world beside right, Um,
but where could you imagine like when if we ever
had that access to people going into the super Bowl,
They're gonna be like an hour long episode that both
of them in the Super Bowl. I can't wait. A
win for families, Okay, a win for families. Rihanna is
(24:49):
another winner. I'm gonna say today just because she's Rihanna.
What day is she not winning him? There? Right? Um,
Mrs Donna Kelsey. I, actually she might be a loser.
She might be a loser because she's actually gonna be
put in a very difficult decision. She's gonna be put
in a situation that's a little sticky, like it's different.
(25:09):
She's traveling back and forth these games. We've loved the content.
She's got the jersey that's all split up. She's Eagles Chiefs.
It's great. What do you do in the super Bowl?
Because you're gonna have one son that's like the happiest
day of his life, and then the other son is
gonna be like, that's gonna be like one of the
word one of the bad ones, one of the bad days,
(25:31):
and you're gonna be like, yeah, sorry, whoa, yeah, oh
my god, I'm so sorry. Yeah yeah, past you're my favorite.
That's tricky. I'm gonna put her in the middle there. Actually, uh,
Donna Kelsey, Um, I actually it's gonna be controversial. Cincinnati's
mayor is a winner in my books because people are
talking about him. When when else would we talk to
(25:54):
be talking about Cincinnati's mayor in like a fun light,
you know, unless he did something weird, and then that
would be in a bad light. So Cincinnati's mayor, You're
on our winning list. And then finally, the final winner
of my winning list is Taylor Sirianni. Nick Sirianna, his
daughter rolled the clip read to set the phone there,
um and get the lead right, and get the lead
and put them behind Taylor So cute is kid of
(26:20):
the world. If you're listening on podcasts, you won't see.
But she was mimicking her dad on the podium in
front of all of these cameras. And then NICKI, I'm
sure you heard his um, I say more, Taylor Sirianni. Please.
That's another reason why I want them to win the
Super Bowls. Maybe we'll get another glimpse of her. Okay,
loses Loses of the Week number one, also Cincinnati's mayor,
(26:42):
you are also a loser this week. You are both
a winner and a loser. You're losing because that was
the cringest video that I've ever seen. The pan the
paternity test. Why, um, it was all bad. It was
all bad, but I have loved talking about it, so
thank you for the content. But he was all pretty
bad and he walked it back. He tweeted today he
was like, yeah, uh, that was probably not great idea.
It was probably my great idea. Whoops, my bad. Congratulations
(27:05):
to kids to say he walked it back. Okay, so
at least be at that. Another loser, the cigar company
that probably inevitably sponsored Joe Burrow. They're not gonna he's
not gonna light those up. I wonder if him like
Josh Allen, as we heard from Kyle Brandt's basement. Uh,
you know, he had his alcohol set aside the whiskey
that he was gonna drink, you know, speech ready to go.
(27:26):
His cigars probably in the little cigar crisper or whatever
whatever you guys put your cigars in. Um, Joe Burrow,
I'm sure had the same. Do you smoke it? Do
you smoke it? Anyways? How long does cigars last? I've
never smoked one. They looked disgusting, They got wet. Why
are cigars a thing? You know what? Cigars are on
the loser list? To just put them on the list,
(27:46):
cigars are on the lick. It's soggy, y'all have soggy
paper in your mouth. It's like the kids that chewed
on their zippers and elementary school and got all soggy
and wet. Disgusting weirdos. I was one of them. Um okay,
trash talkers also losers. Not a good day for trash talkers,
although KB thinks that we need more trash talking in
our life. There was also a clip that we didn't
(28:08):
talk about in the show, but apparently there's a thing
called the Rocky Curse. If you put a jersey on
Rocky in Philadelphia, there's a bunch of times where the
team has gone on to to lose. I think happened
to the Vikings, maybe the Giants and then a forty
Niners fands screwed up. There's a picture of it on
Rocky and then they lost. Rocky's curse is a very
(28:30):
big thing. Maybe you don't talk your trash, but also
please see that we have something to talk about there.
You know there's the picture. Also, how do they even
get that on there? Maybe they need to start greasing
up Rocky. Nobody Clide ry good pound for Rocky. Please
you need to get off of Rocky, Cheryl. We're gonna
have to grease that up on Super Bowl. We can
(28:50):
remind me right. Um okay, anybody a loser, anybody deserving
to be put in their place, because now you're gonna
get You're gonna get to know yr rle sure your mouth,
You're gonna get it. That is gonna be you know
how like every single year baby names go like viral
and it's like, oh my god, everyone's named Karen. That's
not happening anymore. But you know what I mean, you
(29:12):
know your role. Shut your mouth is going to be
a common phrase that people are just shouting in your
in the street. And I'm gonna I'm gonna try it
on per size. I don't know what how I'm gonna
do it, but I'm gonna try it on per size. Uh.
And then another the final losers, people that don't love storylines,
people that don't like Elsey Brothers will come on. Buckle up,
buckle up, Jalen Hurts, Patrick Mahomes. Did you can see
(29:33):
Jalen Hurts smoking in the smoking another cigar and just
like clicking through Twitter seeing what everyone's talking about. Oh,
you love to see it? Okay, those are the losers
in the winners coming up next best thing and worst
thing that I saw. One of those does include jail
and Hurts. Don't go anywhere. He's the best. All right,
(30:06):
we're talking about best thing and worst thing that I
saw a week The best thing this is crazy. Chris
Long went to the Eagles forty Niners game and he
got a notification on his Apple Watch, and I will
read you the notification. Loud environment sound levels hit decibels
just ten minutes at this level can cause temporary hearing loss.
(30:29):
Good Lord, who do you think is going to travel better?
Eagles fans or Chiefs fans. Chiefs obviously right, they're gonna
be closer, But I feel like Eagles fans are gonna
come out and droves. Either way, those are two of
Like the Arrowhead, it is the loudest stadium I think
still in the NFL. Um That's crazy. That is absolutely crazy.
(30:50):
And to be there the entire game, it's like, well,
I guess I'm gonna be deaft tomorrow, kind of like
my dog Dusty. Okay. And then the worst thing I
saw This is gonna be controversial. Okay. I did love it.
I loved it and equally hated it because it hurt
my my ears. Talk about going deaf. Take a listen
to this. Fly Goes Fly on the Road to Dory,
(31:15):
Fly Goes Fly Go T three You do know? Yeah,
and watch those egoes Fly Fly Goes, Fly Terry Bradch
(31:41):
I even like snatch the mic away from him at
the end, be like, oh yeah, that that's enough that
here's what you do in that SCENEO, you go Fly
Goes and then you tip the mic out to the
stadium so that not everyone's hearing. Je Hurts is like
rendition of this song. I love to see it. I
had a smile on my face watching the whole thing
(32:02):
again for like the third time. But that voice is
just about the worst thing that I heard all week. Okay, guys,
that is our show. We are going to be back
on Friday. I'm actually very excited for this episode. We
got not one, not two, not three, actually yeah three.
We got all the boys from a t N joining
us on Friday bench with Vanetta. We have a very
(32:24):
special episode. We are doing our own Pro Bowl, okay,
and I'm not talking. We're going outside doing racing and dodge.
But no, no, no, no, this is all gonna be
audio focused. Okay, so don't worry. If you usually listen
on podcasts, this is gonna be the episode for you.
All three of them are gonna be here. It is
gonna be absolutely chaotic, we'll probably talk about the super
Bowl all of those things, and then next week we're
(32:46):
gonna be in Arizona and I already know one of
our guests and I'm freaking out. It is somebody that
we talked about on this show all the time. It
is one of our favorite players this season. I'm not
gonna say who it is, just in case something happens
to the camp job, but I heard, and if it happens,
I'm gonna be excited. Uh So, make sure you were
tuning in all the time. We're gonna have amazing stuff
(33:09):
going on the next few weeks, and then it's the
It's the Finale. It's the Great Finale with My Girl
and the Eagles and the Chiefs and Mrs Donna Kelsey
and it's gonna be amazing. So don't forget to listen,
to subscribe, comment, rate highly all whatever, Right, Okay, I
(33:30):
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