January 2, 2023 • 30 mins
Rachel Bonnetta and company are back for a brand new episode of Benched with Bonnetta! To start, Rachel is joined by Kyle Brandt and they discuss some bold predictions from Rachel's DM's (1:57). Then they share their 2023 Ins & Outs (19:13).
After the break, Rachel dives deeper into her 2023 In's & Outs (23:08). Finally, Rachel tells you the best and worst thing she saw this week (27:36).
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
And when I woke up this morning, I was feeling
pretty dangerous for on the sin tonight it's my corterback.
They are well we thought they were. Are we not
about Hello? You plenty to win the gate. They want
you to cook the dinner. At least they ought to
let your shot for some of the grocers. And on
the way up, we're gonna buy the kneecap offs playoffs.
You're kidding me. I'm just here so I won't get Finally,
(00:26):
how could he not be romantic about football? Oh that
hits a little bit different seeing that today with all
Aaron Rogers welcome the bench with banetta people. Happy New Year.
Oh my goodness, twenty twenty three is off to a
roaring start. I had to work at four am on
the first of January, and I didn't really do anything
(00:49):
for New Year's Eve. To be honest, I went out
to dinner. I don't eat steak, but those two steak calls,
you have these sneaking thank golls. I legitimately had the
meat sweats all night. This is why I don't do this.
So twenty twenty three, we are cutting out red meat.
We're not eating steak no matter what house we're at
and my mom is visiting me right now, and if
you guys are watching this, you'll see them. I have
(01:10):
a French braid. What's more my mom is visiting than
my hair right now. Also, we're in studio because my
house is a mess because my mom decided to rearrange everything.
My life's great, No, it is. I'm so happy that
she's here. Um, okay, we've got a big show today.
I just want to tease this right here, right now,
Kbe is coming up for water cooler talking Uno memento.
(01:33):
We dive deep on on feet. I know you're not.
I know that maybe you're not looking to kick your
your year off by hearing Kyle Brandt and Rachel Bonetta
speak on the obsession of feet. But I think it's
worthwhile to stick around four. Okay, is it? Is it
an experience? Yes? Is it a good one? I'll let
you decide, so without further ado, let's get KB in here,
(01:56):
KB kbe Happy New Year. I'm you're drinking a weird
jug of something, so I want to start this off.
I have a feeling this has something to do with
New Year's resolutions, which is weird because you're always chugging water, Like,
what about the New Year's resolutions? You're always doing this?
But what what is this? Is there is that gatorade? Um? No,
(02:17):
this is this is water with like some lemonade flavoring
squirt in it to make it m less tedious. I'm
on the water thing, Vanetta. I'm doing it. I'm drinking
like a gallon and a half a day, and um,
it's it's changing my life on my skin has never
been clearer. No, it's it sucks. I'm a half day
into it already and it's already a huge pain. But
(02:38):
I'm gonna try to stick it out. Everybody says it's
like that unlocks everything if you just drink a ton
of water. I'm like, I can do that. See, I'm
anti water. I know we need to. I don't like
I'm sorry if this is TMI people. I don't like
peeing that much. I don't like the inconvenience of I'm
when I'm nice and cozy and seated or a sleep
(02:58):
I don't want to wake up before I am and
have to pee or leave my comfortable position at work
or at home on the couch. I just I don't
want to do it. I don't want to do it.
It's two fifty three pm right now. I have urinated
thirty nine times. Come on, like it's all you do
non stop. Also gotten to the night. You're on a
(03:18):
three hour morning show. And what people don't know is
when you're on GMFB, you're like, as soon as they're
like okay, commercial people are like, you're like running to
the bathroom somewhere. The few times that I've sat in,
I get panicked because you guys aren't back yet. But
like you're obviously that's you know how much time you have,
But I'm like, it's twenty seconds in. Kami still hasn't
(03:40):
back at the desk. Am I gonna have to cover?
And you just come sprinting in. There's nuances to it, dude.
The live television urination is that you can buy yourself
an extra fifteen seconds is when they roll the bump
as it's called, which is promoting the next time. You're
just gone. As soon as you're off camera, you're gone.
And then there's added complications because you're wearing fifty six
(04:01):
different mike packs and earpieces and wires and places that
are very intimate. Sometime if you're trying to get it
done quickly and then you skate back in and you're
not Mike. It's a disaster. But we got part. Also,
if people don't realize you gotta take the mic off
or all somebody's gonna hear you pee and that's yeah,
you know, I'm sure you're pretty close to your audio guy. Yeah,
I know. If they don't, they'll be like turn Kyle
(04:22):
off like they can all bad. I have not had
that fote. I am very careful about that stuff. But um, okay, well,
happy New Year, my friends. I want to kick these
these little chats off. Listen, every single Sunday I'm on Twitter,
I'm checking the conversation and about five different times there
(04:43):
is somebody tweeting you nominating an angry run. And you
are very famous for these, so I want to ask you,
who is like the best nomination that you've gotten, Like,
who is somebody that's messaged you? There's been quite a
few famous people come on the show. Who is like, hey,
you gotta take a look at the Is there one
that comes to mind? Because literal teams are tweeting at
(05:03):
you too. Oh the teams do it all the time, Yeah, constantly,
you know it used to be I have to look
for them, and now it's great. They just people, just
the fish are jumping into the boat. Rachel, like the
people tell me, here's this one, here's this one. So
the celebrity fan mafia is out there. Paul Rud's not
on Twitter, but not to brag. Paul Read has text
(05:25):
me about one before. And then Stone Street, who's also
as part of the Chiefs Mafia, he has done it.
I've gotten a couple from like our our bosses, and
I mean I'm talking about Rachel, like our like New
York bosses, like the really really really high ones, like
the Masters of the Universe. They've even sent me something
well that is just a testament to how incredible this
(05:47):
segment is. And it's been going for I mean, how
many years have you been doing this for now? Six years?
Of yeah, wild, Well, we saw a tweet online. This
was pretty incredible. Samantha Spader said, when Angry runs on
gm BE is your favorite TV all week? Your husband
transcribes Kab's rant when the New York Jets win the
scepter so you can hang it in your jets bathroom. Okay,
(06:10):
A lot of questions about that last part you have
a Jets bathroom. But like, man, this has got to
feel pretty good, right, What did you What did you
think when you saw this? I saw this tweet and
I zoomed in to read it, so did I. I
amazing that the woman's husband, because transcribing that segment is
not easy. There's like them sometimes you start speaking in
tongues and you started making all these bizarre references and
(06:32):
the words run together. So to have that like in
the bathroom of all places, where like you want some
privacy and maybe some like a little bit of peace
and quiet. Yeah, I'm flattered. I'm honored. H And it's
very very cool. I've never seen that ever, like up
until now, that's a first. Would you ever want a
themed bathroom? Like I don't know, you got your basement
(06:52):
down there, Kaby's basement. Would you ever love something so
much that you could, like I could see you having
like a top gun bathroom, O some kind of something
weird like that. I have this badass boogie Nights bathroom
on the third floor of our house and it's great. No,
you don't hear about the bathrooms a lot, although like
(07:13):
there is something to be said that, like over the
last several years like the Jets belong in a bathroom,
more in a bathroom. Oh yeah, and this year that
didn't make it either. But I like that he does that.
I like it too well. Shout out to these guys
and to you for making this segment what it is. Um,
speaking of segments, I gotta do this to you, KB.
We love you on this show. But let's rewind the clock.
(07:34):
Let's listen to what Kyle Brandt's thoughts on Kirk Cousins
were this past week. Rawl it it is okay to
talk about the Vikings and say Kirk Cousins is excellent.
It's okay. Jamie and the Earlies show made a compelling
case that Justin Jefferson should be considered m VP, and
I respect it. Justin Jeffers is an excellent player, so
is the Vanta Adams. The last couple of years when
(07:55):
the MVP was handed to Aaron Rodgers like, there's no
big deal. I am not here for this prejudice again,
Kirk Cousins. That has existed, and it is in our
systems and our blood as football media people, and it
comes from a lot of things. The corniness of his personality,
the size of his paychecks years ago, years old losses
that he's suffered on primetime, even in different organizations and
different eras, different head coaches, turning kirk Cousins not with
(08:18):
fresh eyes on a Sunday and mixture. It's in the
fourth quarter when quarterbacks really show who they are. You
will not see a quarterback plane better in the entire
NFL this year, in the biggest moments. The stats bore
it out, the eye test bears it out, and there's
still no love for him. I apologize for nothing. Kirk
Cousins is excellence. I believe in him in the playoffs
and I will not stop believing him. I wish some
other people would start, Oh listen, we're not old takes
(08:42):
expose This happens every single time when you have to
talk about sports every single day. There's gonna be things
that you know, you say and next the following week,
maybe it sounds a little bit silly, you know. Vikings
loss forty one to seventeen to the Packers. Kirk Cousins
had three interceptions. But what I want to ask you, Kabi,
is are you doubling down on this? Is this just
a weird game? Is this a fluke? As Alexander called
(09:02):
justin Jefferson's game season opener, what do you I just
want to give you the floor here. I appreciate the floor. Yeah,
I regret nothing. I apologize for nothing. Whoa, because you
know what I'm seeing out there, Banetta, I'm seeing. Oh,
Kirk Cousins was terrible in another big game. We lost
another big game. Guys, that was not a big game.
(09:23):
We're talking about the NFC North champs here. They got
the T shirts a couple weeks ago. This was just
a game out of their schedule. They're already going to
the playoffs, they already won the division. Yeah he was bad,
Yeah they were bad. This was not a big game
because they played so well prior to the season that
they reduced this to be in a small game that
they didn't even need. He's been great this year. He
was terrible against the Packers. The Vikings were table against
(09:45):
the Packers, and they might burn me in the playoffs,
but until they do, I'm not unapologizing for anything. In
twenty twenty three, we aren't apologizing for anything. We are
doubling down on our takes. I know Michael Irvin had
Kirk Cousins as MVP for the season. Could he be
MVP of super Bowl playoffs or not? Maybe not regular season. Listen,
(10:05):
he's gonna have to do something like that, because, first
of all, he made a great point, Rachel, it's January. Second,
I'm not starting to apologize for opinions already. Am I
going to get to December? They Listen, if the playoffs
started today, that's how we started every conversation. They would
play the Giants in the playoffs, and what I think
is a good game that I think the Vikings would win.
I think he needs to win a couple playoff games
(10:26):
and play well in both of them for anybody to
get off his back. Otherwise it's just knives out already
waiting to carve him, and we'll see what happens. I
don't know, Okay, all right, Well, I asked my Twitter
followers what was their hottest, boldest take for twenty twenty three,
because you're right, we're looking forward, We're not looking back. Baby. Okay,
I'm going to read some of these to you and
you just tell me, you know, what's the temperature vibe
(10:48):
on some of these? Okay. I actually really liked this
first one, and I got quite a lot of feedback
on Twitter from this at Okay meanwhile says all sports
need to get rid of division slash conferences. NFL, for example, Paul,
everyone plays seventeen different opponents. Playoffs are simply seated by record,
allows for any two teams to face off in the
super Bowl. I am kind of with this. I know
(11:11):
it's probably we're gonna happen, but think about all the
games mid season that you are getting that you don't
usually get to experience. You are going to have the
two best teams in the super Bowl facing each other.
What say you? Yeah? I mean, do we need Bears
Lions twice a year? Is that something that people are
clamoring for? We need that twice? I also will say
I think we dodged this earlier, Rachel. I think that
(11:32):
if if the Sam Donald Panthers or Andy Dalton Saints
would have ended up winning the South, I think there
would have been a review in the off season about
do we really need to give a home team home
a home playoff game to everyone who wins the division? Yeah?
Of that, Like, I think, let's just have the best
teams in. But then Brady came through and like reigned
hell fire in them and one, so that's gonna go
away for another year. I got a lot of feedback
(11:53):
of like, well, the rival games, the rivalries are important.
You can still have those, Like we're in charge of
the schedule, hon we can put those games in there.
We can sprinkle them throughout. But I feel like some
rivalries it's like, you know, we were looking back on
Steelers Ravens going into last night's game, and a lot
of the footage was old as hell, And maybe that
rivalry is not the best example, because I feel like
(12:14):
it is still really fun and gritty, but like a
lot of these examples are like from years past when
guys probably weren't even like alive. So they're just like told, hey,
you hate these guys. You hate these guys because something
that happened twenty years ago. You know. Yeah, if you're
a young person right now, like let's say you're like
seventeen years old, does does Raiders Broncos mean anything to you?
Does that get you fired up? Like this this hasn't
(12:36):
been for a long time. Yeah, Okay, the next one
Dan Patrick forty two. Maybe Dan Patrick's burner says Derek
Carr takes the Jets to the Super Bowl. I mean,
what do you think listen unless Jimmy Garoppola does it first,
we'll see. How about Derek Card takes Jets to the
Super Bowl and Jared Stidham takes the Raiders to the
(12:58):
Super Bowl. I love the k That's a massy twenty
twenty three. I love this. Okay, Callum tloom says Mike
Vrabel will be the coach of the New England Patriots.
Wild that when does Bill Belichick stepped down? I think
he's seventy one turned seventy one in April. This will
(13:19):
have been Bill Belichick's twenty eighth season as a head
coach in the NFL. You know he doesn't have Brady anymore.
The last few years have been a little bit rough.
What do you think I thought when Josh McDaniels turned
down the Colts job a few years back, I'm like, oh, okay,
so he's just gonna stay and he'll be handed the
keys to the kingdom when Belichick leaves. So it's not
(13:39):
Josh McDaniels. But what about our ourmaniac guy in the sideline,
Steve Belichick with the tongue out and the blind's gotta
be the guy? I think he is the de facto
air apparent. I can't remember who told me this last week,
but you know how Bill Belichick is. You know, he's
had the moth eaten sweater. And apparently there was a
time that Bill Belichick went to the league and was like,
(14:01):
every single NFL coach should be dressed in suits and
should be like dressed to very proper, prim and proper
every single Sunday. And they said no. So that's when
he started to do the cutoff sleeves and the holy sweaters.
I don't know if that's true, but I kind of
a I kind of can't see Bill Belichick asking for
that in the first place, because we only know him
as the hooded man. Yeah, but um, that would be wild, right,
(14:25):
that would be a wild I don't want a name
drop here, but at one time I got to talk
to Roger Goodell and I'm like, can I pitch you
some things? I was like sure, and I said, why
don't we have the coaches wearing suits? It's a really
cool thing when you show that old footage of Tom
Landry anyway from yesterday's suits. And his answer basically was
that it's it's an it's an an apparel thing. In
(14:49):
in terms of, like we have an agreement with Nike
and when they make our sideline apparel, and I'm like, hey,
tell me, no one in the Nike Empire can sew
a suit together. I want to make a Nike suit
that would be cool. So I also love the the
shots when guys are arriving, like Patrick Mahomes always dressed
in as Travis Kelcey, all these guys. Like imagine if
we had like a like a hot Sloma Bill walking
(15:09):
in with his like fancy Nike suit. Sign me up. Okay,
next one, Brady signs with the New York Jets. After
months of anguish, the fan base finally talks themselves into it.
Brady's decline as immediate. Jets fans do not survive. Um.
I like that one, but only if I want Belichick
(15:30):
to stay as the Patriots head coach. He can't leave
because he hates the Jets and everyone and the Pots.
So I want I need Brady and the Jets quarterback
versus Belichick the head coach. He's not allowed to leave
if Brady is the descut. Okay, I've got two other ones.
They're not sports related. I don't want to disclose this
person's at their mentioned because I feel like they'll just
be absolutely. Taylor Swift talks trash about Dolly Parton and
(15:55):
people start to recognize Swift as the mid pop star
that she is, the mid pop star that she is.
I agree, don't come after Dolly. I agree. There's nothing
you could Taylor Swift, Dude, don't come after Dolly. Those concerts,
no one will even show up. That they're going to
be completely empty stadiums. Can't do it. Listen, I have
to say something. I'm gonna cover my face just in
(16:15):
case it gets clipped off, so people won't know who
said this. Even though my name is all over. Taylor
Swift is not that great. She's not that great. You
can think that it's all right to say that that's
this is America. She's cheesy. She's cheesy. I'm sorry. Cheesy, Okay?
Is that you're talking about the person or the music
or bowl all of it, the whole brand, the brand
from top to bottom. Come for me, Okay? I think Swift, Army,
(16:39):
you're the problem. It's you, Rachel. They're gonna say to you,
and just as in cheesy lyrics, it comes back. Okay.
And then finally I really want your thoughts on this,
and this is this is a bit spicy. It is
a bit spicy, but it's what I'm thinking about going
into this year. Vanetta caves to her freaky followers and
gets an only fans to sell feet picks and imagine
(17:00):
the cash that I could be raking in KB. It's
just it's just tut sis. It's just the tut sis.
That's all I need to do. This is what the
people want. I can I can tell you. Oh, this
is a whole thing. I bet you you're on Wiki feet.
I'm gonna look while i'm doing this, Wiki feet, Kyle,
(17:23):
all right, so you're not on Wiki feet. Oh you're
on Wiki feet, Kaby. You are on Wiki feet. And
there is one picture and I don't know if you
guys can zoom in. It's a view and somebody I
don't know, but your feet are there. Your feet is
twenty years ago. Yeah, I'm wearing I'm wearing flip flops
and camouflage shorts. Listen. It is a world where I
(17:43):
will pose something. Oh you're four four point zero eight
out of five A right, I'll take it. Beautiful feet.
They don't, they don't. Is your birthday January twenty fourth. Yeah,
we don't. They know that too. They don't know your
shoe sizes though. You got that unlock. I'm a twelve guys,
you can have that one. There you go, Wiki feet,
(18:03):
there we go. I'm just saying I will post something
on Instagram and it will be on wiki feet within
ten seconds. And I'm just saying it could be. It
could be a nice second income stream for me that
considering disrespectful or I'm professional. If I google your wiki
feet right now, Rachel, I'm giving you permission. I am
giving you permission to google my wiki feet. I bet
(18:24):
you there's something from Sunday. I bet you there's from Sunday.
I can look at you. There you go. Oh my god,
this is like a whole catalog. Yeah, dude, there is.
So I think I'm rated actually pretty highly. Uh well,
I got a four. You got a five star five
out a far Hivet five. Your birthday is October eight?
There it is? Are you seven? And us shoes? Yeah?
(18:47):
They even know my shoe side And I'm not disclosed that.
I think they're just like us using a weird measuring
online measuring tool at some of these you can't even
see your feet in the picture, Like, what is the point? Like,
oh man, all right, I feel a little dirty. Rachel,
I respect I gave you permission. It's okay. But that's
a little glimpse into the world of feed I'm considering
this the second stream of income. Okay. And then finally,
(19:10):
before we let you go, a lot of people are
doing their ins and their outs of twenty twenty two
twenty twenty three. I'll do my in first and then
you can do your INN. Then we'll both do our accounts.
My inn for twenty twenty three. Irish exits, I'm doing them.
I'm doing them. I feel like in the beginning people
are like, Rachel Irish exits. If you do it a
(19:31):
couple times, be like, yeah, Rachel Irish exits. That's just
like a thing that she does, and we love her anyways,
she just wants to get out of here and go
to bed. Irish exits they are in for twenty twenty three.
What about you? Oh yeah, I do it in my
own house. Sometimes people over and I'll go upstairs going
to sleep sober. I'm gonna I'm in on H two O,
hydrogen and oxygen. The thing is since we started this conversation.
(19:54):
I have to go so bad. Yeah, but I'm just
gonna I'm gonna muscle it out. But they tell me,
if you just drink its ton of water, you never
get sick, and you get six pack abs and your
skin is beautiful. All you have to do no exercise.
It's just drink a ton of water. So that's as
sick as you gotta pee all the time. I don't
know one's waging out the other one for me. Okay,
my out. I feel so strongly about this. I feel
(20:17):
as strongly about this as I do soup. Okay, this
is my twenty twenty three soup. Take. Roman numerals are out.
Why are we still doing this? I don't understand how
it works. I feel like people that use Roman numerals NFL,
we love you. You're suck in the past. You are
stuck in the past. No. I don't even know how
to read them. It was in a teleprompter the other
(20:38):
day and I fully just stopped. I was like, guys,
I can't read Roman numerals. I forget what super Bowl
it is this year, fifty seven. I think, get it
out of here. Roman numerals. You're trying too hard. You're
dusty and musty. Get out of here. Yeah, once you
get into like the ms and the season, I know
how to I know how to count to three and
Roman numerals and that's it. Yeah, So like do you know, like,
(21:01):
let me ask you this, do you know like in
Roman numeral, what is what is I X is X ten?
X is ten? So what's I X eleven? No? I
X is actually nine because the one that I take
see that stupid, that doesn't make any sense. It's I'm canceling.
Roman numerals officially canceled in twenty twenty three. What's You're out?
(21:25):
You know what? I'm out on TV shows in general.
I'm so sick of being told that's the show I
have to watch, and all this work I have to
starting to feel like work. You know what, I didn't
see season two of White Lois. I'm not watching it.
You know what I've never seen I've never seen a
yellow Stone. Screw you. I don't want to watch. I'm
not watching it. I'm out. I'm I'm not watching TV anymore.
(21:45):
Too much work. Well, then you need to make this
disclaimer because people are just gonna be upset with you
you just can't talk about it because white loads and
yellows are two my favorite joes. But I get it. Great, God,
I got it. If if somebody's time, if somebody's always like,
oh my god, you have to watch Tied Laso over
and over and over again. I'm gonna watch it three
years from now, and I'm gonna like it. But I'm
not gonna like that. I like it because I waited
(22:07):
three years to watch it. Kabe, you are the best.
Enjoy your h H two journey. I'm sure next time
we see you next week, you're just gonna be like,
that's right, flushed. I've been beautiful. Happy New Year to
you and everybody. Adventure with Vanetta and Um, you guys
are the best. I'll see you, so thank you, my friend.
UM I'm so sorry, but your wikifeed's probably gonna blow
(22:28):
up after this. We're gonna put, We're gonna put. Listen,
kas Kaby needs a more populated wikifee. People make it happen. Okay,
here the best. We'll see you next week, byebye see you. Okay, thanks, Kyle,
we will see you next week. I apologize for all
the foot talk, okay, but it needs to it's a
conversation worth having. Okay, it's important in this household. All right?
Coming up after the break, we're gonna do I'm gonna
(22:50):
do my own personal ins and outs. I made a list,
just a couple of things ins and outs, and it's
a nice exercise and I urge you to try it.
Stimcoe and welcome back to the show. We are talking
(23:14):
about our ins and outs for twenty twenty three. I
have seen a lot of people do this on Instagram
and TikTok and social media. Bla blah blah blah blah blah.
I am gonna do a couple of more. So my inn,
as you know, is I'm Irish exiting without even apologizing. Actually,
I'm not going to apologize once for Irish exiting. What
should I do? My first one? MM supposed to have
dinner with my mom tonight. Do I try it out?
(23:35):
Then that would be weird? Uh? And then my out
is Roman numerals. Why are we doing this? They're ikey?
Here are a few more outs. Okay, I'm not in
the same vein as Roman numerals. Big words. I heard
somebody to say the word uh numerality when we were
I was I was posed this question what do you
(23:56):
think about Roman numerals earlier? And somebody said the word numerality,
and I said, that's naughty in a word you mean numerology.
You just got caught to trying how embarrassing trying out
in twenty twenty three, okay, as well as big words
for the third year in a row out Fireball, it's out. Okay.
(24:16):
I don't think I need to get into it. I
think if you're looking at me right now, you know
what I'm saying. Fireball she going. I got invited to
a New Year's Eve party. Mohan was there, okay, and
he sent me this picture. I wonder if I can
pull it up really quick. He sent me a picture
of what their setup was at New Year's Eve and
it was just absolutely gnarly. Mohan sent me this picture
(24:38):
and said, oh, we miss you at our New Year's
Eve party, and I said, thank god I didn't go.
Oh my goodness. The problem is I have trouble saying
no to Fireball because it's such a sweet, little delicious treat,
but it does not make me feel good the next day. Okay.
On the continued list of outs, I thought that they
were in I've got going into twenty twenty three. They
were in and I gave it a little test last night.
Hot dogs. They are very much out. No goal blatter
(25:00):
means no hot douggie. Not feeling great today, Thanks so
Y Stadium loved the experience. No to hot dougs. Okay,
the word viby. The word viby is out for twenty
twenty three. And this one's on me because I say
it way too much. And somebody called me on it
the other day and I said, how embarrassing that I
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say the word viby too many times. So the word viby,
it's out. Soup still out, We'll be out. We'll continue
to be out for all of eternity. After that interview
with Kyle, I'm gonna add drinking water. I'm gonna add
drinking waters out in twenty twenty three. Your girl needs
a good night's sleep. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna test
this theory. I think it's been a ruse all along.
(25:44):
The people say you need water to survive. We'll see
about that. I'm gonna do an experiment, just see what
happens if I'm not here next week. I love you all. Thanks,
for watching those big hats in the NFL that are
really gone viral. I don't know how I feel about them.
I think that they're on the cusp of being out
for twenty twenty three even though they just got here. Okay,
ends this might be spicy and mean, But telling people
(26:08):
they smell bad, I think that's in twenty twenty three
only because I would appreciate that. And I have a
very intense nose. I'm like a super smeller, a supertaster
like I hate cilantro. I have a very intense nose
and it drives me insane. So if I run into
you and you smell bad, guess what I'm gonna tell you.
I'm gonna tell you because I'm a good friend, and
(26:29):
I'm an Irish accent my gum addiction. I love to
chew gum. Literally in my bad right now, I bet
you would find no less than five different packs of gum.
I'm not proud of this, but in my car and
the cup holder filled to the room with gum wrappers,
and I'm not stopping. Twenty twenty three is going to
be the year of even more gum. Crosswords always hated
(26:51):
them because they didn't make me feel smart. Did one
one time. I think it was maybe like a child
crossword and I killed it. So I'm gonna try doing
more crosswords this year. Tequila always in whoa fireball still out? Um?
You know what I'm gonna put in those big hats
in the NFL. I think people didn't like him at first,
and then I just saw him wearing in the in
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the Packers locker room big hats in twenty twenty three. Okay,
after the break, we are doing the best and the
worst thing that we saw and the first week of
twenty twenty three, get ready the best? Okay, starting off
(27:42):
for the best thing that I saw of the first
week in twenty twenty three. Uh, this is a double
This is just like what happened on Sunday. A Gino
eliminating Jets from playoff contention is just wh Chef's kiss
he finally wrote back, and then the Lions getting a
standing ovation at their final game at home is just
a beautiful thing. We are such a fan of the
(28:02):
lines here on this show, so we love to see it.
But the best thing that I saw all week long
had to be the Ravens mascot returning from injury. I
believe his name is Poe doing his best Kevin nash
impersonation from the WWE. I'm sure you guys have seen
this gift on Twitter. This is so good. This is amazing.
(28:24):
I want players to start doing this is entertainment. Okay,
the worst thing that I saw. This is going to
haunt my dreams for weeks. People, Okay, the Commanders announced
their mascot. His name is Major Tuddy and he's a
pig and I don't like him. He reminds me of
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pit Bull and I really can't tell you why, but
he just kind of looks like he's got Pitbull vibes
and he's a giant pig that's wearing a helmet and
football uniform. I'm so sorry you don't like it. That's
the worst thing that I saw. It's a train wreck.
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It's a train wreck, Major Teddy. I'm so sorry. But
Poe shout outs to you. We love you. Okay, guys,
that is that's it. That's our first show of twenty
twenty three. We love you. Thanks to KAB. I think
I can tease this. I'm very excited for next show. Um,
the one and Only Connie Fox Colleen Wolf is going
to be on this very program, in this room, talking
(29:33):
about football, talking about things. I wonder if she's got
a wikifeed. Oh god, what have I done? What have
I done? Google men dot wikifed back on such combine.
Give him hiringing. He's actually got eleven votes already. Good
for you, Kabe, And don't worry. I put your shoes
sides in there so people know this is what you get.
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This is what we have to deal with. This is
what you get. Thanks for watching. We will see you
on Friday. B
And when I woke up this morning, I was feeling
pretty dangerous for on the sin tonight it's my corterback.
They are well we thought they were. Are we not
about Hello? You plenty to win the gate. They want
you to cook the dinner. At least they ought to
let your shot for some of the grocers. And on
the way up, we're gonna buy the kneecap offs playoffs.
You're kidding me. I'm just here so I won't get Finally,
(00:26):
how could he not be romantic about football? Oh that
hits a little bit different seeing that today with all
Aaron Rogers welcome the bench with banetta people. Happy New Year.
Oh my goodness, twenty twenty three is off to a
roaring start. I had to work at four am on
the first of January, and I didn't really do anything
(00:49):
for New Year's Eve. To be honest, I went out
to dinner. I don't eat steak, but those two steak calls,
you have these sneaking thank golls. I legitimately had the
meat sweats all night. This is why I don't do this.
So twenty twenty three, we are cutting out red meat.
We're not eating steak no matter what house we're at
and my mom is visiting me right now, and if
you guys are watching this, you'll see them. I have
(01:10):
a French braid. What's more my mom is visiting than
my hair right now. Also, we're in studio because my
house is a mess because my mom decided to rearrange everything.
My life's great, No, it is. I'm so happy that
she's here. Um, okay, we've got a big show today.
I just want to tease this right here, right now,
Kbe is coming up for water cooler talking Uno memento.
(01:33):
We dive deep on on feet. I know you're not.
I know that maybe you're not looking to kick your
your year off by hearing Kyle Brandt and Rachel Bonetta
speak on the obsession of feet. But I think it's
worthwhile to stick around four. Okay, is it? Is it
an experience? Yes? Is it a good one? I'll let
you decide, so without further ado, let's get KB in here,
(01:56):
KB kbe Happy New Year. I'm you're drinking a weird
jug of something, so I want to start this off.
I have a feeling this has something to do with
New Year's resolutions, which is weird because you're always chugging water, Like,
what about the New Year's resolutions? You're always doing this?
But what what is this? Is there is that gatorade? Um? No,
(02:17):
this is this is water with like some lemonade flavoring
squirt in it to make it m less tedious. I'm
on the water thing, Vanetta. I'm doing it. I'm drinking
like a gallon and a half a day, and um,
it's it's changing my life on my skin has never
been clearer. No, it's it sucks. I'm a half day
into it already and it's already a huge pain. But
(02:38):
I'm gonna try to stick it out. Everybody says it's
like that unlocks everything if you just drink a ton
of water. I'm like, I can do that. See, I'm
anti water. I know we need to. I don't like
I'm sorry if this is TMI people. I don't like
peeing that much. I don't like the inconvenience of I'm
when I'm nice and cozy and seated or a sleep
(02:58):
I don't want to wake up before I am and
have to pee or leave my comfortable position at work
or at home on the couch. I just I don't
want to do it. I don't want to do it.
It's two fifty three pm right now. I have urinated
thirty nine times. Come on, like it's all you do
non stop. Also gotten to the night. You're on a
(03:18):
three hour morning show. And what people don't know is
when you're on GMFB, you're like, as soon as they're
like okay, commercial people are like, you're like running to
the bathroom somewhere. The few times that I've sat in,
I get panicked because you guys aren't back yet. But
like you're obviously that's you know how much time you have,
But I'm like, it's twenty seconds in. Kami still hasn't
(03:40):
back at the desk. Am I gonna have to cover?
And you just come sprinting in. There's nuances to it, dude.
The live television urination is that you can buy yourself
an extra fifteen seconds is when they roll the bump
as it's called, which is promoting the next time. You're
just gone. As soon as you're off camera, you're gone.
And then there's added complications because you're wearing fifty six
(04:01):
different mike packs and earpieces and wires and places that
are very intimate. Sometime if you're trying to get it
done quickly and then you skate back in and you're
not Mike. It's a disaster. But we got part. Also,
if people don't realize you gotta take the mic off
or all somebody's gonna hear you pee and that's yeah,
you know, I'm sure you're pretty close to your audio guy. Yeah,
I know. If they don't, they'll be like turn Kyle
(04:22):
off like they can all bad. I have not had
that fote. I am very careful about that stuff. But um, okay, well,
happy New Year, my friends. I want to kick these
these little chats off. Listen, every single Sunday I'm on Twitter,
I'm checking the conversation and about five different times there
(04:43):
is somebody tweeting you nominating an angry run. And you
are very famous for these, so I want to ask you,
who is like the best nomination that you've gotten, Like,
who is somebody that's messaged you? There's been quite a
few famous people come on the show. Who is like, hey,
you gotta take a look at the Is there one
that comes to mind? Because literal teams are tweeting at
(05:03):
you too. Oh the teams do it all the time, Yeah, constantly,
you know it used to be I have to look
for them, and now it's great. They just people, just
the fish are jumping into the boat. Rachel, like the
people tell me, here's this one, here's this one. So
the celebrity fan mafia is out there. Paul Rud's not
on Twitter, but not to brag. Paul Read has text
(05:25):
me about one before. And then Stone Street, who's also
as part of the Chiefs Mafia, he has done it.
I've gotten a couple from like our our bosses, and
I mean I'm talking about Rachel, like our like New
York bosses, like the really really really high ones, like
the Masters of the Universe. They've even sent me something
well that is just a testament to how incredible this
(05:47):
segment is. And it's been going for I mean, how
many years have you been doing this for now? Six years?
Of yeah, wild, Well, we saw a tweet online. This
was pretty incredible. Samantha Spader said, when Angry runs on
gm BE is your favorite TV all week? Your husband
transcribes Kab's rant when the New York Jets win the
scepter so you can hang it in your jets bathroom. Okay,
(06:10):
A lot of questions about that last part you have
a Jets bathroom. But like, man, this has got to
feel pretty good, right, What did you What did you
think when you saw this? I saw this tweet and
I zoomed in to read it, so did I. I
amazing that the woman's husband, because transcribing that segment is
not easy. There's like them sometimes you start speaking in
tongues and you started making all these bizarre references and
(06:32):
the words run together. So to have that like in
the bathroom of all places, where like you want some
privacy and maybe some like a little bit of peace
and quiet. Yeah, I'm flattered. I'm honored. H And it's
very very cool. I've never seen that ever, like up
until now, that's a first. Would you ever want a
themed bathroom? Like I don't know, you got your basement
(06:52):
down there, Kaby's basement. Would you ever love something so
much that you could, like I could see you having
like a top gun bathroom, O some kind of something
weird like that. I have this badass boogie Nights bathroom
on the third floor of our house and it's great. No,
you don't hear about the bathrooms a lot, although like
(07:13):
there is something to be said that, like over the
last several years like the Jets belong in a bathroom,
more in a bathroom. Oh yeah, and this year that
didn't make it either. But I like that he does that.
I like it too well. Shout out to these guys
and to you for making this segment what it is. Um,
speaking of segments, I gotta do this to you, KB.
We love you on this show. But let's rewind the clock.
(07:34):
Let's listen to what Kyle Brandt's thoughts on Kirk Cousins
were this past week. Rawl it it is okay to
talk about the Vikings and say Kirk Cousins is excellent.
It's okay. Jamie and the Earlies show made a compelling
case that Justin Jefferson should be considered m VP, and
I respect it. Justin Jeffers is an excellent player, so
is the Vanta Adams. The last couple of years when
(07:55):
the MVP was handed to Aaron Rodgers like, there's no
big deal. I am not here for this prejudice again,
Kirk Cousins. That has existed, and it is in our
systems and our blood as football media people, and it
comes from a lot of things. The corniness of his personality,
the size of his paychecks years ago, years old losses
that he's suffered on primetime, even in different organizations and
different eras, different head coaches, turning kirk Cousins not with
(08:18):
fresh eyes on a Sunday and mixture. It's in the
fourth quarter when quarterbacks really show who they are. You
will not see a quarterback plane better in the entire
NFL this year, in the biggest moments. The stats bore
it out, the eye test bears it out, and there's
still no love for him. I apologize for nothing. Kirk
Cousins is excellence. I believe in him in the playoffs
and I will not stop believing him. I wish some
other people would start, Oh listen, we're not old takes
(08:42):
expose This happens every single time when you have to
talk about sports every single day. There's gonna be things
that you know, you say and next the following week,
maybe it sounds a little bit silly, you know. Vikings
loss forty one to seventeen to the Packers. Kirk Cousins
had three interceptions. But what I want to ask you, Kabi,
is are you doubling down on this? Is this just
a weird game? Is this a fluke? As Alexander called
(09:02):
justin Jefferson's game season opener, what do you I just
want to give you the floor here. I appreciate the floor. Yeah,
I regret nothing. I apologize for nothing. Whoa, because you
know what I'm seeing out there, Banetta, I'm seeing. Oh,
Kirk Cousins was terrible in another big game. We lost
another big game. Guys, that was not a big game.
(09:23):
We're talking about the NFC North champs here. They got
the T shirts a couple weeks ago. This was just
a game out of their schedule. They're already going to
the playoffs, they already won the division. Yeah he was bad,
Yeah they were bad. This was not a big game
because they played so well prior to the season that
they reduced this to be in a small game that
they didn't even need. He's been great this year. He
was terrible against the Packers. The Vikings were table against
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the Packers, and they might burn me in the playoffs,
but until they do, I'm not unapologizing for anything. In
twenty twenty three, we aren't apologizing for anything. We are
doubling down on our takes. I know Michael Irvin had
Kirk Cousins as MVP for the season. Could he be
MVP of super Bowl playoffs or not? Maybe not regular season. Listen,
(10:05):
he's gonna have to do something like that, because, first
of all, he made a great point, Rachel, it's January. Second,
I'm not starting to apologize for opinions already. Am I
going to get to December? They Listen, if the playoffs
started today, that's how we started every conversation. They would
play the Giants in the playoffs, and what I think
is a good game that I think the Vikings would win.
I think he needs to win a couple playoff games
(10:26):
and play well in both of them for anybody to
get off his back. Otherwise it's just knives out already
waiting to carve him, and we'll see what happens. I
don't know, Okay, all right, Well, I asked my Twitter
followers what was their hottest, boldest take for twenty twenty three,
because you're right, we're looking forward, We're not looking back. Baby. Okay,
I'm going to read some of these to you and
you just tell me, you know, what's the temperature vibe
(10:48):
on some of these? Okay. I actually really liked this
first one, and I got quite a lot of feedback
on Twitter from this at Okay meanwhile says all sports
need to get rid of division slash conferences. NFL, for example, Paul,
everyone plays seventeen different opponents. Playoffs are simply seated by record,
allows for any two teams to face off in the
super Bowl. I am kind of with this. I know
(11:11):
it's probably we're gonna happen, but think about all the
games mid season that you are getting that you don't
usually get to experience. You are going to have the
two best teams in the super Bowl facing each other.
What say you? Yeah? I mean, do we need Bears
Lions twice a year? Is that something that people are
clamoring for? We need that twice? I also will say
I think we dodged this earlier, Rachel. I think that
(11:32):
if if the Sam Donald Panthers or Andy Dalton Saints
would have ended up winning the South, I think there
would have been a review in the off season about
do we really need to give a home team home
a home playoff game to everyone who wins the division? Yeah?
Of that, Like, I think, let's just have the best
teams in. But then Brady came through and like reigned
hell fire in them and one, so that's gonna go
away for another year. I got a lot of feedback
(11:53):
of like, well, the rival games, the rivalries are important.
You can still have those, Like we're in charge of
the schedule, hon we can put those games in there.
We can sprinkle them throughout. But I feel like some
rivalries it's like, you know, we were looking back on
Steelers Ravens going into last night's game, and a lot
of the footage was old as hell, And maybe that
rivalry is not the best example, because I feel like
(12:14):
it is still really fun and gritty, but like a
lot of these examples are like from years past when
guys probably weren't even like alive. So they're just like told, hey,
you hate these guys. You hate these guys because something
that happened twenty years ago. You know. Yeah, if you're
a young person right now, like let's say you're like
seventeen years old, does does Raiders Broncos mean anything to you?
Does that get you fired up? Like this this hasn't
(12:36):
been for a long time. Yeah, Okay, the next one
Dan Patrick forty two. Maybe Dan Patrick's burner says Derek
Carr takes the Jets to the Super Bowl. I mean,
what do you think listen unless Jimmy Garoppola does it first,
we'll see. How about Derek Card takes Jets to the
Super Bowl and Jared Stidham takes the Raiders to the
(12:58):
Super Bowl. I love the k That's a massy twenty
twenty three. I love this. Okay, Callum tloom says Mike
Vrabel will be the coach of the New England Patriots.
Wild that when does Bill Belichick stepped down? I think
he's seventy one turned seventy one in April. This will
(13:19):
have been Bill Belichick's twenty eighth season as a head
coach in the NFL. You know he doesn't have Brady anymore.
The last few years have been a little bit rough.
What do you think I thought when Josh McDaniels turned
down the Colts job a few years back, I'm like, oh, okay,
so he's just gonna stay and he'll be handed the
keys to the kingdom when Belichick leaves. So it's not
(13:39):
Josh McDaniels. But what about our ourmaniac guy in the sideline,
Steve Belichick with the tongue out and the blind's gotta
be the guy? I think he is the de facto
air apparent. I can't remember who told me this last week,
but you know how Bill Belichick is. You know, he's
had the moth eaten sweater. And apparently there was a
time that Bill Belichick went to the league and was like,
(14:01):
every single NFL coach should be dressed in suits and
should be like dressed to very proper, prim and proper
every single Sunday. And they said no. So that's when
he started to do the cutoff sleeves and the holy sweaters.
I don't know if that's true, but I kind of
a I kind of can't see Bill Belichick asking for
that in the first place, because we only know him
as the hooded man. Yeah, but um, that would be wild, right,
(14:25):
that would be a wild I don't want a name
drop here, but at one time I got to talk
to Roger Goodell and I'm like, can I pitch you
some things? I was like sure, and I said, why
don't we have the coaches wearing suits? It's a really
cool thing when you show that old footage of Tom
Landry anyway from yesterday's suits. And his answer basically was
that it's it's an it's an an apparel thing. In
(14:49):
in terms of, like we have an agreement with Nike
and when they make our sideline apparel, and I'm like, hey,
tell me, no one in the Nike Empire can sew
a suit together. I want to make a Nike suit
that would be cool. So I also love the the
shots when guys are arriving, like Patrick Mahomes always dressed
in as Travis Kelcey, all these guys. Like imagine if
we had like a like a hot Sloma Bill walking
(15:09):
in with his like fancy Nike suit. Sign me up. Okay,
next one, Brady signs with the New York Jets. After
months of anguish, the fan base finally talks themselves into it.
Brady's decline as immediate. Jets fans do not survive. Um.
I like that one, but only if I want Belichick
(15:30):
to stay as the Patriots head coach. He can't leave
because he hates the Jets and everyone and the Pots.
So I want I need Brady and the Jets quarterback
versus Belichick the head coach. He's not allowed to leave
if Brady is the descut. Okay, I've got two other ones.
They're not sports related. I don't want to disclose this
person's at their mentioned because I feel like they'll just
be absolutely. Taylor Swift talks trash about Dolly Parton and
(15:55):
people start to recognize Swift as the mid pop star
that she is, the mid pop star that she is.
I agree, don't come after Dolly. I agree. There's nothing
you could Taylor Swift, Dude, don't come after Dolly. Those concerts,
no one will even show up. That they're going to
be completely empty stadiums. Can't do it. Listen, I have
to say something. I'm gonna cover my face just in
(16:15):
case it gets clipped off, so people won't know who
said this. Even though my name is all over. Taylor
Swift is not that great. She's not that great. You
can think that it's all right to say that that's
this is America. She's cheesy. She's cheesy. I'm sorry. Cheesy, Okay?
Is that you're talking about the person or the music
or bowl all of it, the whole brand, the brand
from top to bottom. Come for me, Okay? I think Swift, Army,
(16:39):
you're the problem. It's you, Rachel. They're gonna say to you,
and just as in cheesy lyrics, it comes back. Okay.
And then finally I really want your thoughts on this,
and this is this is a bit spicy. It is
a bit spicy, but it's what I'm thinking about going
into this year. Vanetta caves to her freaky followers and
gets an only fans to sell feet picks and imagine
(17:00):
the cash that I could be raking in KB. It's
just it's just tut sis. It's just the tut sis.
That's all I need to do. This is what the
people want. I can I can tell you. Oh, this
is a whole thing. I bet you you're on Wiki feet.
I'm gonna look while i'm doing this, Wiki feet, Kyle,
(17:23):
all right, so you're not on Wiki feet. Oh you're
on Wiki feet, Kaby. You are on Wiki feet. And
there is one picture and I don't know if you
guys can zoom in. It's a view and somebody I
don't know, but your feet are there. Your feet is
twenty years ago. Yeah, I'm wearing I'm wearing flip flops
and camouflage shorts. Listen. It is a world where I
(17:43):
will pose something. Oh you're four four point zero eight
out of five A right, I'll take it. Beautiful feet.
They don't, they don't. Is your birthday January twenty fourth. Yeah,
we don't. They know that too. They don't know your
shoe sizes though. You got that unlock. I'm a twelve guys,
you can have that one. There you go, Wiki feet,
(18:03):
there we go. I'm just saying I will post something
on Instagram and it will be on wiki feet within
ten seconds. And I'm just saying it could be. It
could be a nice second income stream for me that
considering disrespectful or I'm professional. If I google your wiki
feet right now, Rachel, I'm giving you permission. I am
giving you permission to google my wiki feet. I bet
(18:24):
you there's something from Sunday. I bet you there's from Sunday.
I can look at you. There you go. Oh my god,
this is like a whole catalog. Yeah, dude, there is.
So I think I'm rated actually pretty highly. Uh well,
I got a four. You got a five star five
out a far Hivet five. Your birthday is October eight?
There it is? Are you seven? And us shoes? Yeah?
(18:47):
They even know my shoe side And I'm not disclosed that.
I think they're just like us using a weird measuring
online measuring tool at some of these you can't even
see your feet in the picture, Like, what is the point? Like,
oh man, all right, I feel a little dirty. Rachel,
I respect I gave you permission. It's okay. But that's
a little glimpse into the world of feed I'm considering
this the second stream of income. Okay. And then finally,
(19:10):
before we let you go, a lot of people are
doing their ins and their outs of twenty twenty two
twenty twenty three. I'll do my in first and then
you can do your INN. Then we'll both do our accounts.
My inn for twenty twenty three. Irish exits, I'm doing them.
I'm doing them. I feel like in the beginning people
are like, Rachel Irish exits. If you do it a
(19:31):
couple times, be like, yeah, Rachel Irish exits. That's just
like a thing that she does, and we love her anyways,
she just wants to get out of here and go
to bed. Irish exits they are in for twenty twenty three.
What about you? Oh yeah, I do it in my
own house. Sometimes people over and I'll go upstairs going
to sleep sober. I'm gonna I'm in on H two O,
hydrogen and oxygen. The thing is since we started this conversation.
(19:54):
I have to go so bad. Yeah, but I'm just
gonna I'm gonna muscle it out. But they tell me,
if you just drink its ton of water, you never
get sick, and you get six pack abs and your
skin is beautiful. All you have to do no exercise.
It's just drink a ton of water. So that's as
sick as you gotta pee all the time. I don't
know one's waging out the other one for me. Okay,
my out. I feel so strongly about this. I feel
(20:17):
as strongly about this as I do soup. Okay, this
is my twenty twenty three soup. Take. Roman numerals are out.
Why are we still doing this? I don't understand how
it works. I feel like people that use Roman numerals NFL,
we love you. You're suck in the past. You are
stuck in the past. No. I don't even know how
to read them. It was in a teleprompter the other
(20:38):
day and I fully just stopped. I was like, guys,
I can't read Roman numerals. I forget what super Bowl
it is this year, fifty seven. I think, get it
out of here. Roman numerals. You're trying too hard. You're
dusty and musty. Get out of here. Yeah, once you
get into like the ms and the season, I know
how to I know how to count to three and
Roman numerals and that's it. Yeah, So like do you know, like,
(21:01):
let me ask you this, do you know like in
Roman numeral, what is what is I X is X ten?
X is ten? So what's I X eleven? No? I
X is actually nine because the one that I take
see that stupid, that doesn't make any sense. It's I'm canceling.
Roman numerals officially canceled in twenty twenty three. What's You're out?
(21:25):
You know what? I'm out on TV shows in general.
I'm so sick of being told that's the show I
have to watch, and all this work I have to
starting to feel like work. You know what, I didn't
see season two of White Lois. I'm not watching it.
You know what I've never seen I've never seen a
yellow Stone. Screw you. I don't want to watch. I'm
not watching it. I'm out. I'm I'm not watching TV anymore.
(21:45):
Too much work. Well, then you need to make this
disclaimer because people are just gonna be upset with you
you just can't talk about it because white loads and
yellows are two my favorite joes. But I get it. Great, God,
I got it. If if somebody's time, if somebody's always like,
oh my god, you have to watch Tied Laso over
and over and over again. I'm gonna watch it three
years from now, and I'm gonna like it. But I'm
not gonna like that. I like it because I waited
(22:07):
three years to watch it. Kabe, you are the best.
Enjoy your h H two journey. I'm sure next time
we see you next week, you're just gonna be like,
that's right, flushed. I've been beautiful. Happy New Year to
you and everybody. Adventure with Vanetta and Um, you guys
are the best. I'll see you, so thank you, my friend.
UM I'm so sorry, but your wikifeed's probably gonna blow
(22:28):
up after this. We're gonna put, We're gonna put. Listen,
kas Kaby needs a more populated wikifee. People make it happen. Okay,
here the best. We'll see you next week, byebye see you. Okay, thanks, Kyle,
we will see you next week. I apologize for all
the foot talk, okay, but it needs to it's a
conversation worth having. Okay, it's important in this household. All right?
Coming up after the break, we're gonna do I'm gonna
(22:50):
do my own personal ins and outs. I made a list,
just a couple of things ins and outs, and it's
a nice exercise and I urge you to try it.
Stimcoe and welcome back to the show. We are talking
(23:14):
about our ins and outs for twenty twenty three. I
have seen a lot of people do this on Instagram
and TikTok and social media. Bla blah blah blah blah blah.
I am gonna do a couple of more. So my inn,
as you know, is I'm Irish exiting without even apologizing. Actually,
I'm not going to apologize once for Irish exiting. What
should I do? My first one? MM supposed to have
dinner with my mom tonight. Do I try it out?
(23:35):
Then that would be weird? Uh? And then my out
is Roman numerals. Why are we doing this? They're ikey?
Here are a few more outs. Okay, I'm not in
the same vein as Roman numerals. Big words. I heard
somebody to say the word uh numerality when we were
I was I was posed this question what do you
(23:56):
think about Roman numerals earlier? And somebody said the word numerality,
and I said, that's naughty in a word you mean numerology.
You just got caught to trying how embarrassing trying out
in twenty twenty three, okay, as well as big words
for the third year in a row out Fireball, it's out. Okay.
(24:16):
I don't think I need to get into it. I
think if you're looking at me right now, you know
what I'm saying. Fireball she going. I got invited to
a New Year's Eve party. Mohan was there, okay, and
he sent me this picture. I wonder if I can
pull it up really quick. He sent me a picture
of what their setup was at New Year's Eve and
it was just absolutely gnarly. Mohan sent me this picture
(24:38):
and said, oh, we miss you at our New Year's
Eve party, and I said, thank god I didn't go.
Oh my goodness. The problem is I have trouble saying
no to Fireball because it's such a sweet, little delicious treat,
but it does not make me feel good the next day. Okay.
On the continued list of outs, I thought that they
were in I've got going into twenty twenty three. They
were in and I gave it a little test last night.
Hot dogs. They are very much out. No goal blatter
(25:00):
means no hot douggie. Not feeling great today, Thanks so
Y Stadium loved the experience. No to hot dougs. Okay,
the word viby. The word viby is out for twenty
twenty three. And this one's on me because I say
it way too much. And somebody called me on it
the other day and I said, how embarrassing that I
(25:21):
say the word viby too many times. So the word viby,
it's out. Soup still out, We'll be out. We'll continue
to be out for all of eternity. After that interview
with Kyle, I'm gonna add drinking water. I'm gonna add
drinking waters out in twenty twenty three. Your girl needs
a good night's sleep. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna test
this theory. I think it's been a ruse all along.
(25:44):
The people say you need water to survive. We'll see
about that. I'm gonna do an experiment, just see what
happens if I'm not here next week. I love you all. Thanks,
for watching those big hats in the NFL that are
really gone viral. I don't know how I feel about them.
I think that they're on the cusp of being out
for twenty twenty three even though they just got here. Okay,
ends this might be spicy and mean, But telling people
(26:08):
they smell bad, I think that's in twenty twenty three
only because I would appreciate that. And I have a
very intense nose. I'm like a super smeller, a supertaster
like I hate cilantro. I have a very intense nose
and it drives me insane. So if I run into
you and you smell bad, guess what I'm gonna tell you.
I'm gonna tell you because I'm a good friend, and
(26:29):
I'm an Irish accent my gum addiction. I love to
chew gum. Literally in my bad right now, I bet
you would find no less than five different packs of gum.
I'm not proud of this, but in my car and
the cup holder filled to the room with gum wrappers,
and I'm not stopping. Twenty twenty three is going to
be the year of even more gum. Crosswords always hated
(26:51):
them because they didn't make me feel smart. Did one
one time. I think it was maybe like a child
crossword and I killed it. So I'm gonna try doing
more crosswords this year. Tequila always in whoa fireball still out? Um?
You know what I'm gonna put in those big hats
in the NFL. I think people didn't like him at first,
and then I just saw him wearing in the in
(27:12):
the Packers locker room big hats in twenty twenty three. Okay,
after the break, we are doing the best and the
worst thing that we saw and the first week of
twenty twenty three, get ready the best? Okay, starting off
(27:42):
for the best thing that I saw of the first
week in twenty twenty three. Uh, this is a double
This is just like what happened on Sunday. A Gino
eliminating Jets from playoff contention is just wh Chef's kiss
he finally wrote back, and then the Lions getting a
standing ovation at their final game at home is just
a beautiful thing. We are such a fan of the
(28:02):
lines here on this show, so we love to see it.
But the best thing that I saw all week long
had to be the Ravens mascot returning from injury. I
believe his name is Poe doing his best Kevin nash
impersonation from the WWE. I'm sure you guys have seen
this gift on Twitter. This is so good. This is amazing.
(28:24):
I want players to start doing this is entertainment. Okay,
the worst thing that I saw. This is going to
haunt my dreams for weeks. People, Okay, the Commanders announced
their mascot. His name is Major Tuddy and he's a
pig and I don't like him. He reminds me of
(28:48):
pit Bull and I really can't tell you why, but
he just kind of looks like he's got Pitbull vibes
and he's a giant pig that's wearing a helmet and
football uniform. I'm so sorry you don't like it. That's
the worst thing that I saw. It's a train wreck.
(29:10):
It's a train wreck, Major Teddy. I'm so sorry. But
Poe shout outs to you. We love you. Okay, guys,
that is that's it. That's our first show of twenty
twenty three. We love you. Thanks to KAB. I think
I can tease this. I'm very excited for next show. Um,
the one and Only Connie Fox Colleen Wolf is going
to be on this very program, in this room, talking
(29:33):
about football, talking about things. I wonder if she's got
a wikifeed. Oh god, what have I done? What have
I done? Google men dot wikifed back on such combine.
Give him hiringing. He's actually got eleven votes already. Good
for you, Kabe, And don't worry. I put your shoes
sides in there so people know this is what you get.
(29:54):
This is what we have to deal with. This is
what you get. Thanks for watching. We will see you
on Friday. B
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